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Look what I found in the fridge,
a lovely ros?.
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Or a pink lemonade that went bad.
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Either way, it's doing the trick.
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What are we drinking to?
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Hmm, nine days without freaking out
about your committed relationship?
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It would've been 14 if Andy
hadn't texted me that night.
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Ben's kids really should not be
texting me yet. It's way too fast.
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And the freak-out calendar
is back to zero.
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- Uh-oh.
- Nice one, blondie.
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- Uh-oh, now it's your turn to freak out.
- [Scoffs]
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I don't freak out about anything.
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Really? 'Cause I remember
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a certain game we used to play as kids.
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You are very scared of vacuums.
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- No, I'm not. Shut up. You are.
- [Vacuum whirring]
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I just like dirt 'cause dirt is cool,
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- and... and I'm cool.
- [Laughs]
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Hey! Get that thing
away from me! Come on!
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Okay? This isn't funny.
Okay, I'm over here. No, I'm not.
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Okay. [Grunts]
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[Laughs]
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I feel like relaxing over here. Just...
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- Leave me alone. Just, I-I...
- Got you.
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No, I'm not. Okay. [Shouts]
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Okay, okay, I'm scared
of vacuums! Turn it off!
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- [Shouts]
- [Vacuum stops]
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[Sighs] No, I'm not.
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- [Scoffs]
- Yes, I am! I'm scared! I'm scared!
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- [Vacuum whirring]
- Alice: Ha!
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Mary: This is Alice.
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When she was a kid, she
dreamed up me to be her BFF.
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Now my girl has finally fallen in love,
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but she's in way over her head,
so I'm back to help.
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I've got this all figured out.
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- No, you don't.
- No, I don't.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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Okay, before we watch the next episode,
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you need to know that in Season 12,
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Kiki thought she fell
in love with Damon,
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but now Damon, according to US Weekly,
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is marrying the makeup
artist from Season 6,
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which makes perfect sense 'cause
when someone touches your face
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and makes you beautiful, you're like,
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"Yeah, I'll spend my life with you."
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Aw, poor Kiki.
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And a little bit poor you.
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The heart wants what the heart wants,
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and my heart wants this show.
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[Cellphone vibrates]
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Darn it!
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Strong language.
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No, I forgot Zoe was having
a party tonight.
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I'll just tell her I can't make it.
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- Which one is Zoe?
- [Cellphone chimes]
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A friend.
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Well, I've never met
any of your friends,
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so can you give me a little more?
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I met her through Rebecca.
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- And Rebecca is?
- Zoe's friend.
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Hey, you two. What are we doing?
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Normally, I'd be partying hard
with my friend Jeff,
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but he just moved away.
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Aw. That's hard.
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Not as hard as Jeff and I used to party.
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- Why don't you call your friend Finn?
- Oh, we're just lab partners.
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We don't mix science and pleasure.
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Right.
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Hey, Andy, Alice and I are
just finishing up something,
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but I'll come find you in a minute.
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- Got it.
- Yeah.
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I'll come find you.
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In your room.
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Double got it.
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You got an ETA on that or...?
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We'll call it a soft 10.
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I really do need to help that kid
make some new friends. [Laughs]
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You know how Dora is never around
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and never tells me anything?
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I need Andy to be more like that.
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I think it's sweet how
you're always there for him.
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You're like his best friend.
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- Oh, okay, I see the problem.
- [Cellphone vibrates]
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Zoe again?
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No, now it's Rebecca, hounding me
about skipping the party.
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- [Sighs]
- You know...
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maybe the party doesn't
have to be skipped.
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Aw, you're so sweet, but I don't
want to leave you home alone.
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Where's the remote?
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Well, in my scenario,
I wouldn't be home alone.
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Oh, you'd be with Andy?
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No, 'cause I'd go to the party.
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And I'd stay with Andy?
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There's an option
you're not considering.
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We can go together.
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Mary: Oh, no. We do not mix worlds.
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When worlds collide, no one survives.
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Ask the dinosaurs.
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- Oh! Distract him with some Frenching.
- Um, I...
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I said get to Frenching, woman!
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- I like what this show does to you,
- Mm-hmm.
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but I feel like you're avoiding the issue.
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You know what I love?
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I love that you know me so well
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you know when I'm avoiding an issue.
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Okay. Okay.
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Is there a reason you don't
want to take advantage
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of this very convenient opportunity
for me to meet your friends?
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Or is this just your usual fear
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of emotional hurdles
and deepening commitment?
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- The uzhe.
- That's my girl.
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Well, when you are ready,
just know that I'd love
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to get to know the people in your life.
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Okay.
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[Click, indistinct talking on TV]
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FYI, I'm happy to meet Ben
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whenever you feel the time is right.
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- [Grunts]
- [Thud]
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- Left, right. Left, right.
- Sorry I missed the party. Was it fun?
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- It was the most amazing party.
- It was fine.
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It was okay.
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I get that when your friends disappear
to marriage and motherhood,
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you have to restock but, uh, these two?
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You could've shopped around
a little longer, right?
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[Laughs]
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Ooh. Ow, ow, ow!
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Instructor: Good. One, two. One, two.
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So, why didn't you make the party?
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I was hanging out with Ben.
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You know, you could've brought him.
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Oh, really? Oh, I didn't
know he was invited.
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Oh, that's my bad. Maybe my text
wasn't clear enough.
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You know, the one that said,
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"Bring Ben. We'd love to meet him."
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It's hard to read tone in text.
I heard it as
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[Sarcastically] "Bring Ben.
We'd love to meet him."
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Alice, seriously,
we want to meet your boyfriend.
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Okay, seriously, I would like
to put that off for a while.
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Not a big fan of mixing worlds.
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Look, the first time I did
something like that with Ben
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was when I met his kids,
and it almost broke us up.
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We're in a really good place right now,
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and I just want to stay here.
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For the record,
Ben is cool with it, too. So...
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Can I just get serious
with you for a second,
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- as your best friend?
- Best friend?! Who dis?
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Ben might say that he's okay with it,
but that doesn't mean that he is.
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I mean, meeting friends
is pretty standard.
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And if you're not willing to do
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the basic stuff,
then this guy could bolt.
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[Laughs] Bolting?
This guy's got three kids
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dragging from his ankles.
He's not bolting anywhere.
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- Are you serious?
- Something to think about.
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- Very serious.
- Dead serious.
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She said she didn't want to mix worlds.
Best friend?
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More like "worst friend
of all time" friend.
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Ben's not gonna break up with me
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just because I want to keep
my worlds a little separate.
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If Damon can leave someone like Kiki,
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anything can happen.
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Instructor: Good. One, two.
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Bunny, Madison's mom
is here to pick you up!
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Girl takes the longest peepees.
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I am so happy we've finally been
able to schedule a playdate.
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Seems like Bunny's been
in high demand lately.
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She's on a good run.
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Three trips to the aquarium
in one week...
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That's got to be some kind of record.
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Hi, Madison With the Brown Hair's mom.
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No, I'm Madison With
the Blond Hair's mom.
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Oh, good. I like her better.
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Hey, you have an older son, right?
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Yeah, Mike.
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Maybe we can set something up
for Mike and Andy?
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[Laughs]
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Good one.
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Can you imagine? Setting a
playdate for our teenagers?
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[Laughs]
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[Laughs]
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Yeah, no, that would be insane.
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That's something Madison
With the Brown Hair's mom
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would suggest.
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She's the worst.
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I know. I was joking.
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[Laughs]
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[Door opens]
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[Door closes]
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- Hey, Dora.
- Yeah?
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You know Andy's friend Jeff
moved away, right?
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And that Andy's having
a tough time with it?
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Nope. Okay, bye.
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No, no, no. Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Sweetie.
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Ever notice how most of us
hide our weirdness
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and don't reveal our true selves
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until after we've made friends?
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Andy leads with his weird.
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I mean, in a perfect world,
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he'd be revered
for his emotional honesty,
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but that's not the world we live in.
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Yeah, no, I-I get what you're asking.
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And, hey, you know, in a...
in a perfect world,
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I would love to help Andy make
friends, but as you pointed out,
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it's not perfect, so... bye.
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- Whoa. No, no.
- Oh, look!
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[Gasps] Your girlfriend's here.
You should talk to her instead of me.
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[Sighs]
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Hi, babe.
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Why are you listening to those girls?
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He is not gonna break up with you
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if he doesn't meet your friends.
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I want you to meet my friends.
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- [Groans] Why am I even here?
- Shut up. Really?
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Mixing worlds is fun.
It's normal. I can do it.
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- Great. Let's set something up.
- Yeah.
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- Tomorrow.
- Okay, even better.
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Cool. Don't talk me out of it.
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Okay.
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[Sighs] Why didn't you
talk me out of it?
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Oh, don't you dare.
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[Sighs] What did I do?
Why did I invite Ben
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- to meet my friends?
- Mary: That's what you get
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when you listen
to your worst friend, Rebecca.
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[Coughs] Whore.
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And not your best friend, me.
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There are so many ways
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this mixing of worlds could go wrong.
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What if my friends think
he's a boring suburban dad,
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and then I start thinking
he's a boring suburban dad,
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and then we break up?
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Scenario is highly likely.
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Wouldn't kill the guy
to jazz it up a bit.
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What if they have nothing in common?
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What if Ben thinks they're a
couple of millennial ding-dongs,
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which makes him start
looking differently at me,
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which then leads him
to breaking up with me?
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Well, that's a pretty real possibility.
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'Cause those two are 10 out
of 10 on the ding-dong scale.
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It's official, then.
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12 hours until I'm single again.
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- Look, if you really like him...
- I really do.
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All right, keep it in your pants.
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Here's what we do.
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We find a way these worlds
can mix without really mixing.
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Yes. Exactly. How? That makes no sense.
248
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Remember after your parents split?
249
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Once a year, they'd take you out
for your birthday
250
00:08:25,976 --> 00:08:27,675
and they'd somehow get through
the night without anyone
251
00:08:27,744 --> 00:08:29,377
getting yelled at,
ticked off, or stabbed.
252
00:08:29,429 --> 00:08:30,561
They only stabbed each other once.
253
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- It was not at my birthday party.
- Exactly.
254
00:08:32,449 --> 00:08:33,648
'Cause the restaurant we always went to
255
00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:36,217
was too loud, too distracting,
and too damn wonderful
256
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for anyone to even talk to each other.
257
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Never mind stab each other.
258
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259
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My worlds can mix without mixing at all.
260
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[Cheers and applause]
261
00:08:48,682 --> 00:08:50,064
So...
262
00:08:51,568 --> 00:08:53,551
Right this way.
263
00:08:53,636 --> 00:08:54,635
This okay?
264
00:08:54,671 --> 00:08:56,070
Oh, it's okay. We can move over.
265
00:08:56,106 --> 00:08:58,106
No, no, no. Please, please,
please, do not move.
266
00:08:58,158 --> 00:08:59,707
We don't want to inconvenience you.
267
00:08:59,759 --> 00:09:01,292
You're our nation's greatest treasure.
268
00:09:01,378 --> 00:09:02,427
You guys sit there.
269
00:09:02,512 --> 00:09:03,611
Wait, um...
270
00:09:03,646 --> 00:09:04,829
Over here?
271
00:09:04,914 --> 00:09:06,714
Why... couldn't we do that?
272
00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:08,850
I think it's gonna be a
little hard for us to talk.
273
00:09:08,935 --> 00:09:10,868
Shh. Babe, look, he's chopping onions.
274
00:09:10,954 --> 00:09:12,704
This is my favorite part.
275
00:09:12,789 --> 00:09:13,921
She's in part of my brain...
276
00:09:13,973 --> 00:09:16,407
Yeah, magical. [Chuckles]
277
00:09:16,493 --> 00:09:17,642
So, Rebecca...
278
00:09:17,667 --> 00:09:21,312
Hold up, here come the peppers.
These are my second favorite.
279
00:09:21,398 --> 00:09:22,697
I catch up right
280
00:09:22,749 --> 00:09:26,050
To find the one, oh
281
00:09:26,136 --> 00:09:28,803
I can't stop, I can...
282
00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:30,487
Fun, huh?
283
00:09:30,590 --> 00:09:32,156
So, Ben, Alice says you're a contractor.
284
00:09:32,242 --> 00:09:34,463
- What do you work on?
- Shrimp us!
285
00:09:34,728 --> 00:09:36,177
Yeah!
286
00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:37,962
Ben: Hey!
287
00:09:38,915 --> 00:09:40,548
Oh. [Laughs]
288
00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,116
That shrimp just hit me
in the face, Alice.
289
00:09:42,152 --> 00:09:43,735
No, I can't...
290
00:09:43,820 --> 00:09:46,254
- Yay.
- Alice: Bravo.
291
00:09:46,339 --> 00:09:48,356
I'm not gonna clap.
292
00:09:48,441 --> 00:09:50,325
Wait. Do you guys not hear that?
293
00:09:50,393 --> 00:09:52,543
It's the sound of a thousand
knives not being banged.
294
00:09:52,629 --> 00:09:54,529
So we can talk now.
295
00:09:54,564 --> 00:09:55,613
We have to take advantage.
296
00:09:55,699 --> 00:09:57,148
Yeah, Ben, you either said
297
00:09:57,217 --> 00:09:58,683
that you went to college
or that you liked collage.
298
00:09:58,768 --> 00:10:00,435
FYI, I approve of both.
299
00:10:00,487 --> 00:10:02,654
Well, interesting story.
Um, I actually applied...
300
00:10:02,739 --> 00:10:06,240
Happy birthday to you
301
00:10:06,276 --> 00:10:10,545
Happy birthday to you
302
00:10:10,580 --> 00:10:14,482
Happy birthday, dear...
303
00:10:14,517 --> 00:10:16,834
[Overlapping names mumbled]
304
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:21,272
Happy birthday to you
305
00:10:21,358 --> 00:10:25,843
So glad you guys got to meet.
That was so fun. Bye!
306
00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:27,095
Ben: Whoa.
307
00:10:27,147 --> 00:10:28,997
Hold on. I mean,
did we really get to meet?
308
00:10:29,032 --> 00:10:31,499
This is where I go when I don't
want to talk to my kids.
309
00:10:31,584 --> 00:10:33,935
This is where I go when I don't
want to talk to my parents.
310
00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:35,453
I just don't like this place.
311
00:10:35,538 --> 00:10:38,506
Right? This place sucks.
Let's disperse and get out of here.
312
00:10:38,541 --> 00:10:40,808
Do you ladies think that
someone was a little nervous
313
00:10:40,894 --> 00:10:43,661
about me meeting her friends
and possibly, subconsciously,
314
00:10:43,747 --> 00:10:44,962
picked a place that makes it impossible
315
00:10:45,048 --> 00:10:46,514
for us to have any type
of human interaction?
316
00:10:46,599 --> 00:10:50,178
No, I think maybe someone
just likes onion volcanoes.
317
00:10:50,353 --> 00:10:52,837
That's exactly right, Ben.
This isn't the first time
318
00:10:52,923 --> 00:10:54,923
Alice has tried to avoid
mixing her worlds,
319
00:10:54,975 --> 00:10:57,692
but it is the first time a guy
has noticed, so I like you.
320
00:10:57,777 --> 00:10:59,444
Ooh, the bar downstairs
has two-for-one drinks,
321
00:10:59,512 --> 00:11:00,795
and you get to keep the Buddha cup.
322
00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,313
I have 30.
323
00:11:02,399 --> 00:11:03,731
Well, you're about to get
one to four more
324
00:11:03,783 --> 00:11:05,083
depending upon how much
we all like our Buddha cups.
325
00:11:05,168 --> 00:11:06,834
- Buddha cup!
- This is happening.
326
00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:07,835
No.
327
00:11:07,887 --> 00:11:09,470
[Zoe squeals]
328
00:11:09,522 --> 00:11:12,156
329
00:11:12,242 --> 00:11:13,791
[Groans]
330
00:11:13,877 --> 00:11:16,945
Hi, Bunny.
331
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:19,312
We'll have her back after dinner.
332
00:11:19,337 --> 00:11:20,798
- Whatever.
- Bye.
333
00:11:20,884 --> 00:11:22,650
- Yep, bye.
- Andy: Jeff, you just moved there.
334
00:11:22,686 --> 00:11:23,785
You'll meet people.
335
00:11:24,904 --> 00:11:28,761
Me? Uh, I am taking this time
to get to know myself.
336
00:11:28,786 --> 00:11:31,526
I think I'm a pretty cool guy.
Like, I see what you see in me.
337
00:11:31,561 --> 00:11:34,009
[Laughs] All right, later, bro.
338
00:11:34,034 --> 00:11:36,152
- [Cellphone beeps]
- Okay. I'm heading out.
339
00:11:36,222 --> 00:11:37,966
Oh, okay, yeah. Have fun.
340
00:11:38,018 --> 00:11:39,150
[Cellphone keys clicking]
341
00:11:39,235 --> 00:11:41,307
Do you have plans tonight?
342
00:11:41,332 --> 00:11:42,470
I do.
343
00:11:42,505 --> 00:11:44,389
- Oh, great.
- Get ready for
344
00:11:44,474 --> 00:11:46,991
a supportive handwritten letter, Jeff.
345
00:11:47,077 --> 00:11:49,416
[Chuckles] Going old school.
346
00:11:51,281 --> 00:11:54,582
347
00:11:54,634 --> 00:11:56,918
And that's when I saw her,
and I knew right then and there,
348
00:11:56,987 --> 00:11:58,653
I got to pretend to be a writer,
349
00:11:58,688 --> 00:12:00,738
schedule a fake interview, and
somehow convince her to love me.
350
00:12:00,824 --> 00:12:01,789
[Both laugh]
351
00:12:01,841 --> 00:12:03,675
It was weird, but it worked.
352
00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:05,393
- Aw.
- Oh.
353
00:12:05,478 --> 00:12:06,744
- Mm.
- Cheers.
354
00:12:06,830 --> 00:12:08,663
- Rebecca: Cheers.
- Cheers.
355
00:12:08,698 --> 00:12:10,264
[Zoe whoops, giggles]
356
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:11,516
Mmm.
357
00:12:11,601 --> 00:12:13,318
Rebecca: And then Alice tells the guy,
358
00:12:13,403 --> 00:12:16,254
"You stay away from my friend,
you creepy-ass [bleep] knuckle."
359
00:12:16,339 --> 00:12:17,705
[Laughter]
360
00:12:17,791 --> 00:12:19,741
- He was a priest.
- Oh, great.
361
00:12:19,804 --> 00:12:23,015
- It was a misunderstanding.
- Still, such a good friend.
362
00:12:23,085 --> 00:12:25,380
And, uh, Bunny goes, "Alice is fun
363
00:12:25,432 --> 00:12:27,065
- when she isn't breaking me."
- [Laughter]
364
00:12:27,150 --> 00:12:29,150
[Laughs] Sorry.
365
00:12:29,235 --> 00:12:31,919
I zoned out for five seconds.
What are we laughing at?
366
00:12:31,971 --> 00:12:33,471
- Classic Zoe.
- Classic Zoe.
367
00:12:33,556 --> 00:12:35,306
[Giggles, squeals]
368
00:12:35,392 --> 00:12:36,574
[Mouths] I love them.
369
00:12:36,659 --> 00:12:38,443
Well, I guess there was another way
370
00:12:38,528 --> 00:12:40,278
this mixing of the worlds could go
371
00:12:40,347 --> 00:12:41,763
that we didn't even predict.
372
00:12:41,798 --> 00:12:45,867
They all love each other
and they all love you.
373
00:12:45,902 --> 00:12:48,653
I do think the Japanese steakhouse
really loosened everyone up.
374
00:12:48,738 --> 00:12:50,338
Gonna give myself some credit for that.
375
00:12:50,423 --> 00:12:51,839
[Both laughing]
376
00:12:51,925 --> 00:12:53,174
Oh...
377
00:12:53,243 --> 00:12:56,911
We did it! We did it.
You met my friends...
378
00:12:56,946 --> 00:12:59,764
at my suggestion,
no big deal, huge deal...
379
00:12:59,849 --> 00:13:01,599
- [Sighs]
- ...and it went great.
380
00:13:01,668 --> 00:13:03,401
Oh, my gosh, it really did.
381
00:13:03,486 --> 00:13:04,702
- [Laughs]
- Thank you.
382
00:13:04,788 --> 00:13:05,653
- Mmm.
- Mwah.
383
00:13:05,739 --> 00:13:07,839
And why stop here?
384
00:13:07,924 --> 00:13:09,340
This may be the thrown shrimp talking,
385
00:13:09,426 --> 00:13:10,925
but I'm just gonna say it.
386
00:13:11,010 --> 00:13:12,994
I want to meet your friends.
387
00:13:13,029 --> 00:13:15,847
[Laughs] Okay, sweetie. We'll get there.
388
00:13:15,932 --> 00:13:18,316
Right now, you're just high
on world-mixing and MSG.
389
00:13:18,401 --> 00:13:20,735
No, I'm serious.
390
00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:22,837
We're on a roll. Let it ride.
391
00:13:22,922 --> 00:13:25,556
My friends are all dorky dads.
It won't be nearly as fun.
392
00:13:25,642 --> 00:13:27,275
A lot of carpool talk and hemorrhoids.
393
00:13:27,327 --> 00:13:28,526
I don't care.
394
00:13:28,611 --> 00:13:30,545
I showed you mine, show me yours.
395
00:13:30,597 --> 00:13:32,764
Not your hemorrhoids, your friends.
396
00:13:32,849 --> 00:13:35,049
This did go great,
397
00:13:35,135 --> 00:13:38,469
but just 'cause something goes great
doesn't mean you keep doing it.
398
00:13:38,555 --> 00:13:41,389
You don't open
all your presents on Christmas.
399
00:13:41,474 --> 00:13:42,907
You do, actually.
400
00:13:42,992 --> 00:13:44,909
Am I not making myself clear?
401
00:13:44,994 --> 00:13:49,397
I, Alice, want to meet your friends.
402
00:13:49,432 --> 00:13:51,649
Do you not want them to meet me?
403
00:13:51,734 --> 00:13:54,535
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
404
00:13:54,587 --> 00:13:55,670
- No, no.
- Hmm.
405
00:13:55,705 --> 00:13:57,422
You want to meet 'em? [Scoffs]
406
00:13:57,507 --> 00:13:59,307
Let's do it.
407
00:13:59,392 --> 00:14:02,026
Uh, speaking of meet,
we'll have a barbecue.
408
00:14:02,112 --> 00:14:03,277
It'll be like a-a meet-meat.
409
00:14:03,363 --> 00:14:05,363
Okay. I'm excited.
410
00:14:05,448 --> 00:14:09,867
[Laughing] Okay.
Don't try to talk me out of it.
411
00:14:09,953 --> 00:14:12,954
Okay, bye.
412
00:14:13,006 --> 00:14:14,956
Ben: See you at the barbecue!
413
00:14:15,008 --> 00:14:17,842
[Door opens, closes]
414
00:14:17,927 --> 00:14:19,961
That wasn't weird, right?
415
00:14:20,046 --> 00:14:22,630
Weird? No. Sketchy and suspicious? Yeah.
416
00:14:22,715 --> 00:14:25,798
And now that I'm sort of running
it back in my head, also weird.
417
00:14:28,244 --> 00:14:30,447
All right, Ben was acting
so weird about this.
418
00:14:30,549 --> 00:14:31,914
We got to figure out what's going on.
419
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,562
Alice: Let's not freak out about it.
420
00:14:33,634 --> 00:14:36,585
I don't want to make such a big deal.
Maybe he was just nervous like I was.
421
00:14:36,653 --> 00:14:38,120
Oh, Alice.
422
00:14:38,205 --> 00:14:41,223
- So beautiful. So always wrong.
- Hi!
423
00:14:41,308 --> 00:14:42,324
Hey, babe!
424
00:14:42,392 --> 00:14:44,209
Everyone, this is Alice.
425
00:14:44,244 --> 00:14:46,128
- Together: Hey, Alice.
- Hey, everyone.
426
00:14:46,213 --> 00:14:48,346
- Hi.
- Hi.
427
00:14:48,398 --> 00:14:49,681
Um, so...
428
00:14:49,766 --> 00:14:50,932
This is my buddy Jonathan.
429
00:14:51,018 --> 00:14:52,284
Nice to meet you, Alice.
430
00:14:52,319 --> 00:14:53,351
You, too.
431
00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:54,970
[Shrieks] Dad, grill fire!
432
00:14:55,055 --> 00:14:56,521
Thank you. That's how
the meat gets cooked, Andy.
433
00:14:56,623 --> 00:14:58,440
- No, this is different!
- I know you can handle it.
434
00:14:58,509 --> 00:14:59,791
I know that I can't!
435
00:14:59,843 --> 00:15:01,677
- So this is great, huh?
- Maybe you should help him.
436
00:15:01,762 --> 00:15:02,995
- It's spreading like wildfire!
- Mm. He's fine.
437
00:15:03,063 --> 00:15:04,730
- I'm fine.
- [Shouting frantically]
438
00:15:04,798 --> 00:15:05,897
Okay. [Sighs]
439
00:15:05,966 --> 00:15:07,666
Dad, help!
440
00:15:07,735 --> 00:15:09,818
So, Jonathan, how do you know Ben?
441
00:15:09,903 --> 00:15:11,553
Oh, we met at Lincoln Park High.
442
00:15:11,622 --> 00:15:13,388
Oh, wow, you must be really close.
443
00:15:13,474 --> 00:15:15,140
Well, we carpooled every day.
444
00:15:15,225 --> 00:15:16,658
Wow. So, tell me a crazy story
445
00:15:16,744 --> 00:15:19,244
about Ben from
his Lincoln Park High days.
446
00:15:19,313 --> 00:15:21,063
Oh, one time he found asbestos
in the girls' locker room.
447
00:15:21,148 --> 00:15:22,981
What was he doing
in the girls' locker room?
448
00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:24,750
Looking for asbestos.
449
00:15:26,086 --> 00:15:28,570
Oh, so you worked
at a high school together.
450
00:15:28,656 --> 00:15:30,789
You didn't go to high
school together. Right.
451
00:15:30,874 --> 00:15:31,957
Ah.
452
00:15:32,009 --> 00:15:33,141
Still found that asbestos, though.
453
00:15:33,227 --> 00:15:35,911
Mm. No one can take that away from you.
454
00:15:35,996 --> 00:15:37,963
455
00:15:37,998 --> 00:15:39,431
- I can't. No.
- Andy, just take it.
456
00:15:42,536 --> 00:15:44,586
I'm always there for
Ben when he needs me.
457
00:15:44,672 --> 00:15:45,620
For anything.
458
00:15:45,706 --> 00:15:46,588
Aw.
459
00:15:46,674 --> 00:15:47,806
Drainage, roofing,
460
00:15:47,891 --> 00:15:49,858
sinks, Christmas lights.
461
00:15:49,943 --> 00:15:51,243
I'm there.
462
00:15:51,278 --> 00:15:52,728
463
00:15:52,796 --> 00:15:54,429
[Chuckles]
464
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,784
I do a lot of foundation work with Ben.
465
00:15:58,836 --> 00:16:01,770
Any chance we're talking about
a philanthropic foundation?
466
00:16:01,855 --> 00:16:03,605
Poured concrete.
467
00:16:03,691 --> 00:16:05,023
Gotcha.
468
00:16:05,075 --> 00:16:06,675
And how do you know Ben?
469
00:16:06,744 --> 00:16:07,726
Electrical.
470
00:16:07,761 --> 00:16:09,361
Okay. No double meaning there. Just...
471
00:16:09,430 --> 00:16:11,196
- Electrical.
- Electrical.
472
00:16:11,248 --> 00:16:13,081
Cheers.
473
00:16:13,167 --> 00:16:15,100
[Gasps] You're not meeting
Ben's best friends.
474
00:16:15,135 --> 00:16:17,019
You're meeting Ben's
best subcontractors.
475
00:16:17,104 --> 00:16:18,987
Why doesn't he want me
to meet his real friends?
476
00:16:19,073 --> 00:16:20,622
What the hell is going on here?
477
00:16:20,691 --> 00:16:22,340
Worst case... He's ashamed of you,
478
00:16:22,393 --> 00:16:23,975
he's not as serious as we thought,
479
00:16:24,061 --> 00:16:25,911
he's got another girlfriend,
and his real friends
480
00:16:25,946 --> 00:16:27,996
are meeting her right now!
481
00:16:28,082 --> 00:16:30,215
Okay, let's just ask him.
482
00:16:30,267 --> 00:16:33,035
And maybe we don't always
have to start with worst case.
483
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:35,120
484
00:16:36,623 --> 00:16:38,056
Andy: Carlos!
485
00:16:38,092 --> 00:16:40,025
What's up?! Would you like a burger?
486
00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:41,743
Gracias, amigo.
487
00:16:41,829 --> 00:16:44,496
Hey, it's nice to relax
and have fun, right?
488
00:16:44,548 --> 00:16:46,264
Fun is a luxury.
489
00:16:46,350 --> 00:16:48,433
I have to work hard
to support my family.
490
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:51,503
Well, that's, uh... fun to know.
491
00:16:51,538 --> 00:16:53,004
Dora: What are you doing?
492
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,173
Why are you hanging out
with Dad's lame co-workers?
493
00:16:55,259 --> 00:16:58,443
Who, Carlos? He's not lame.
He made that bench.
494
00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,128
Andy, these guys aren't
gonna be your real friends.
495
00:17:00,214 --> 00:17:02,497
Okay, listen, if it was
a month ago and Jeff was here,
496
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:04,182
we'd be doing who knows what...
497
00:17:04,234 --> 00:17:05,484
- Mm-hmm.
- ...who knows where.
498
00:17:05,519 --> 00:17:08,251
Although, probably
the grillin' at this very party.
499
00:17:08,329 --> 00:17:10,977
- Jeff loved grillin'.
- Okay. I can't believe I'm saying this,
500
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:13,251
but if I don't help you, no one will.
501
00:17:14,495 --> 00:17:15,961
Put on something less dorky.
502
00:17:15,996 --> 00:17:17,712
I'm bringing you
to my friend Megan's party.
503
00:17:17,798 --> 00:17:19,598
Really?
504
00:17:19,693 --> 00:17:20,709
Party!
505
00:17:20,734 --> 00:17:23,168
Yes. Okay. Oh. Ooh. Ha.
506
00:17:23,203 --> 00:17:26,489
Hey, should I... should I
box up some lemon squares?
507
00:17:26,544 --> 00:17:28,890
- I just, I don't want to show up empty...
- Don't make me change my mind.
508
00:17:28,976 --> 00:17:30,575
Okay.
509
00:17:30,627 --> 00:17:32,410
- Lemon squares?
- Everything okay?
510
00:17:32,463 --> 00:17:34,362
Yeah. Let the weirdness begin.
511
00:17:35,849 --> 00:17:38,016
Hey, babe! There you are.
512
00:17:38,102 --> 00:17:41,787
- Having fun at this par-tay?
- Oh, yeah, a blast.
513
00:17:41,872 --> 00:17:44,339
Love meeting all your friends.
Your besties.
514
00:17:44,424 --> 00:17:46,208
Hi. I don't think we've met yet.
I'm Alice.
515
00:17:46,276 --> 00:17:47,742
Oh, uh, Ricky. Nice to meet you.
516
00:17:47,828 --> 00:17:49,461
Tell me, Ricky, where'd you meet Ben?
517
00:17:49,496 --> 00:17:50,796
- Well, actually, we...
- No, no. I got this.
518
00:17:50,831 --> 00:17:53,348
- Let me guess, Ricky. Was it on a job?
- Oh, sure was.
519
00:17:53,433 --> 00:17:55,233
Cool. What's your
favorite thing about Ben?
520
00:17:55,285 --> 00:17:56,952
Uh, he hires me?
521
00:17:57,037 --> 00:17:58,420
How many kids does Ben have?
522
00:17:58,505 --> 00:18:00,605
- I don't know.
- How long have he and I been dating?
523
00:18:00,641 --> 00:18:02,274
I thought you were his sister.
524
00:18:02,326 --> 00:18:03,375
Ah.
525
00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:05,293
Good, Ricky. Okay, well, please,
526
00:18:05,379 --> 00:18:07,929
go enjoy this networking opportunity.
527
00:18:08,015 --> 00:18:10,482
- Alice, um...
- I get it.
528
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,634
You don't want me to meet
your real friends.
529
00:18:12,719 --> 00:18:13,885
Are you ashamed of me?
530
00:18:13,921 --> 00:18:15,103
What are you talking about?
531
00:18:15,189 --> 00:18:16,688
Why aren't our worlds mixing?
532
00:18:16,740 --> 00:18:19,124
Because I don't have a world!
533
00:18:19,159 --> 00:18:20,592
I have no friends.
534
00:18:20,627 --> 00:18:21,960
I have no friends!
535
00:18:22,012 --> 00:18:24,312
Friends I do not have!
536
00:18:24,398 --> 00:18:26,531
I got married and lost
touch with old friends.
537
00:18:26,617 --> 00:18:28,533
I got divorced and lost touch
with the new friends.
538
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,001
I'm down to three friends.
539
00:18:30,087 --> 00:18:31,386
And you've met them.
540
00:18:31,471 --> 00:18:33,488
My kids. Andy, Dora, and Bunny.
541
00:18:33,574 --> 00:18:35,740
Three kids. He has three kids.
542
00:18:35,826 --> 00:18:37,926
Too late, Ricky. Late like
you are to every damn job.
543
00:18:38,011 --> 00:18:39,628
So you're right, Alice.
544
00:18:39,713 --> 00:18:42,147
None of these people are my friends.
545
00:18:42,199 --> 00:18:43,281
And you're all free to go.
546
00:18:45,169 --> 00:18:46,751
Go!
547
00:18:49,139 --> 00:18:51,606
Wow. I thought we were friends, Ben.
548
00:18:53,410 --> 00:18:55,794
Great. I had one friend,
and I just pushed him away.
549
00:18:55,846 --> 00:18:57,429
Why didn't you just tell me?
550
00:18:57,514 --> 00:18:59,014
Because after seeing your friends
551
00:18:59,099 --> 00:19:01,983
and how close you guys are
and how much fun you have,
552
00:19:02,069 --> 00:19:04,369
I thought I'd seem like a loser.
553
00:19:04,454 --> 00:19:06,705
A loser?
554
00:19:06,790 --> 00:19:08,773
You...
555
00:19:08,809 --> 00:19:10,725
Impossible.
556
00:19:10,811 --> 00:19:14,529
You're an amazing dad,
you're a wonderful boyfriend,
557
00:19:14,615 --> 00:19:16,715
you're an employer
who clearly inspires loyalty.
558
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:19,968
- I may have jeopardized that.
- They'll get over it.
559
00:19:20,053 --> 00:19:23,021
You're irresistible.
560
00:19:23,056 --> 00:19:24,990
So...
561
00:19:25,025 --> 00:19:27,025
It doesn't scare you that,
outside of the kids,
562
00:19:27,110 --> 00:19:28,126
you're all I have?
563
00:19:28,161 --> 00:19:30,078
[Whispers] I love it.
564
00:19:30,163 --> 00:19:32,931
If you have no friends,
that's one less world to mix.
565
00:19:33,016 --> 00:19:34,933
I mean, I'm a master
at it now, but still.
566
00:19:34,985 --> 00:19:36,318
- Right.
- Not my favorite thing.
567
00:19:36,403 --> 00:19:38,937
- That's one way to look at it.
- It's the best way.
568
00:19:38,989 --> 00:19:40,655
Tell me both your parents
are dead, and we're golden.
569
00:19:40,741 --> 00:19:42,607
- One is.
- Hey, we're halfway there.
570
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:45,110
Sorry, that seems callous.
571
00:19:45,195 --> 00:19:46,444
[Both chuckle]
572
00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:48,580
- [Groans]
- Let's start fresh,
573
00:19:48,615 --> 00:19:50,498
and we can build a world
of friends together.
574
00:19:50,584 --> 00:19:52,334
We can start with mine as a base.
575
00:19:52,419 --> 00:19:56,037
You know all I'm offering
is Andy, Dora, and Bunny.
576
00:19:56,123 --> 00:19:57,589
And eventually an ex-wife.
577
00:19:57,624 --> 00:20:00,375
Andy, Dora, and Bunny are plenty.
578
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:02,210
579
00:20:02,296 --> 00:20:05,263
Oh, Alice. You're Frenching, but inside,
580
00:20:05,299 --> 00:20:07,382
you're thinking, "Ex-wife?! Ex-wife?!"
581
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:10,852
Oh, now, I can't wait to
meet the ex-wife.
582
00:20:10,938 --> 00:20:12,178
[Laughs]
583
00:20:13,326 --> 00:20:14,324
No, no. I got this.
584
00:20:14,349 --> 00:20:16,248
No, Andy, you know I appreciate that,
but placemats
585
00:20:16,273 --> 00:20:17,304
- are kind of my thing.
- I want to.
586
00:20:17,381 --> 00:20:19,134
So where am I going tonight?
587
00:20:19,225 --> 00:20:21,148
You aren't going anywhere.
588
00:20:21,249 --> 00:20:23,282
We miss you. You're staying right here.
589
00:20:23,385 --> 00:20:25,151
Huh. Weird.
590
00:20:25,253 --> 00:20:26,719
But fun to try.
591
00:20:26,788 --> 00:20:28,121
[Laughs]
592
00:20:28,189 --> 00:20:29,322
Andy: I'm staying home tonight, too.
593
00:20:29,424 --> 00:20:31,057
I'm worn out from all my socializing.
594
00:20:31,159 --> 00:20:33,626
- I brought you to one party.
- And it was epic.
595
00:20:33,728 --> 00:20:35,962
You're so wild. Jeff would be proud.
596
00:20:36,064 --> 00:20:39,098
They had a karaoke machine, and
did I sing every Cher song?
597
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,335
No. Because they didn't have them all.
598
00:20:42,437 --> 00:20:44,537
Tou-Cher.
599
00:20:44,639 --> 00:20:46,205
Was it a disaster?
600
00:20:46,274 --> 00:20:48,074
Actually, no. I mean,
it started kind of weird,
601
00:20:48,143 --> 00:20:51,444
but after everyone Googled Cher,
they loved him.
602
00:20:51,513 --> 00:20:52,879
[Laughs]
603
00:20:52,981 --> 00:20:54,313
And you thought I should throw away
604
00:20:54,416 --> 00:20:55,828
my America's greatest divas CD.
605
00:20:55,890 --> 00:20:56,949
Still do.
606
00:20:56,974 --> 00:20:59,187
- Maybe keep it as a coaster.
- Okay.
607
00:20:59,237 --> 00:21:03,787
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