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[eerie music]
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Billie.
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Billie.
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[with lisp]
Hello, my sweet.
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Oh, my God.
Chet?
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The very same.
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Wh--am I asleep?
Am I dreaming right now?
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You tell me.
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Oh, my God.
You're so warm.
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I've had my hands
in my pockets.
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Are you a ghost?
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Yes, 'tis I,
the ghost of Chet.
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What are you doing here?
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I've come to see you,
my precious.
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Oh, God, you look so alive.
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Go ahead,
you can touch me.
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[gasps]
God, this feels so real.
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It feels so right.
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- What are we...
- Shh.
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Okay.
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O.M. gosh.
Stop, I'm gonna throw up.
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Way to go, Brett.
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This was supposed to be like
a "Scare Tactics" level prank.
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Now you're, like, making love
to her--it's embarrassing.
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What--what's going on?
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That's not Chet.
That's Chet's brother, Brett.
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Yeah, like Brett Butler,
"Grace under Fire."
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ABC Wednesday nights,
9:30/8:30 Central.
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They're twins.
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Identical.
Except I don't have a lisp.
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But...
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I mean, I don't have one.
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We're too gangsta for TV
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That's why
you don't see us
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But they still
wanna be us
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Ha ha!
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Yeah, I'm in town
for a couple days.
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Thinking about investing
in a rock company.
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- I like rock music.
- No, it's just rocks.
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Well, that's cool
that you're stopping by.
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- Yeah.
- Any brother of Chet's
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is a new Chet to me,
you know?
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New Chet Brett.
[laughs]
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Welcome to CLANGENE.
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You know, I'm pretty stoked
that you're into "Halo."
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You must be a beast, sister.
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I've killed a few stay-at-home
dads in my day.
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There's this one guy--
oh, he's a total dickbutt.
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He spams me every time
I get a great weapon.
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Did somebody say "dickbutt"?
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Dang it, Kerry!
Get out of here!
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Who's your friend?
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Is he ready to watch me
pwn your ass?
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I'm Brett,
like Brett Butler but--
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Pwn your own butt, Kerry!
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The point of the game
is to kill.
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Maybe you need to get
your video game GED too.
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Is that a thing?
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Well, guess what, Kerry.
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I'm about to take you
to school.
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The school of--
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No!
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What did you do?
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It's time for class.
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That is the meanest thing
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that has ever happened
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in the history of meanest things
ever to happen.
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I think the Potato Famine
of '45
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and bird flu
would disagree with that.
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That sounds
totally made up.
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Those are real things that you
would know if you went to class.
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[groans]
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I don't care about
stupid potatoes and sick birds!
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If I have to do
all this high school stuff,
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I should get to do
the fun stuff too.
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We just did Macbeth
with British accents.
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[British accent] "Is this
a dagger I see before me?"
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I'm talking
about the fun high school stuff,
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like... prom or...
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, you're a genius.
I want to do the prom stuff.
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- I didn't say--
- Yes! I love that suggestion.
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- Prom!
- No, I didn't give that--
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- I should totally have a prom.
- Yeah.
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You're the only student.
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I'll ask other GED students.
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It's already happening.
Brett, are you there?
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- I'm in.
- You don't need a prom, okay?
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Gene, I didn't go to my prom,
and I turned out...
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[clears throat] I think
a prom would do you good.
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Okay? Maybe you get
a little over-the-dress action?
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- Or under the dress.
- [scoffs] Excuse me?
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I'm not the one
who almost sucked face
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with a ghost last night.
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How you doing?
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Okay. [clears throat]
You don't need a prom.
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I'll play you for it.
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You want to play "Halo"
against me?
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- Yeah.
- I'm sort of a pro.
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Damn, Gina,
you are good at this.
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Yeah, I've got hands
on a rocket launcher.
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Good job, Billie.
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Yeah, I won a tournament
two years ago.
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Best New Year's Eve ever!
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Look alive.
Kerry just logged on.
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Why don't you fart-breathers
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do yourselves a favor
and log off?
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Because CLANGENE breathes
farts wherever we want!
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I'm tea-bagging your friend.
She likes it!
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Where are the tea bags?
I don't see the tea bags.
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Billie.
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- He killed me.
- No!
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Not again!
My rocket launcher!
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Is mine.
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[gasps]
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My rocket launcher.
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Gene, relax,
it's just a game.
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A game?
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A game? Just a game?
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Do you remember
what killed Chet?
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A game, Billie, a game.
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We can play again
in a couple minutes.
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What's the point?
He already has all my weapons.
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What else does he want?
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My soul? My mouth?
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My brain and also my mouth?
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No.
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[softly] Something has to be
done about this.
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Gene, why are you talking
like that?
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Yeah, stop petting your hands.
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And I know
exactly what to do.
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First step--
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Oh, man, poor Gene.
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I know.
I'm worried about her.
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No.
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Okay, and hopefully
he's wearing a purple T-shirt.
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Get him on the stage.
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- What are you doing?
- What?
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My revenge plot.
My prom plan. Nothing.
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"First step:
Invite Kerry to prom."
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Kerry the "Halo" bully?
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Why would you invite him
to a prom?
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Which you're not having.
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Because, step two,
when he arrives,
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we treat him like a prince.
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Or better yet, a king.
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A prom king, Billie.
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Then, when he least expects it,
step three.
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And you know what step three is?
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I honestly have no idea.
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Yeah, you do.
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- You don't know what it is?
- Uh-uh.
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We dump a bucket
of pig's blood on his head,
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just like in that movie
"Carrie."
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Okay, it sounded crazy
either way you said it
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'cause your plan is basically
to invite your online nemesis,
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who you've never met before...
- Mm-hmm.
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- To a fake prom...
- Right.
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Dump a bucket of animal blood
on his head
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just because his name
sounds like the name
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of a fictional horror movie
character/book character
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that that happens to.
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You know what?
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Now that I'm hearing it
out loud,
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yes, perfect plan!
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Ha ha!
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Okay.
You're not having a prom.
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Is that permanent marker?
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What? No.
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Whiteboard's broken.
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Why would something so bulky
be up so high?
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Let me help you with that.
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Oh.
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[grunts]
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There you go.
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Oh, thank you.
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I need this to advertise
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the flavors
at my frozen yogurt shop.
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Oh.
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Peanut butter,
vanilla, green tea.
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I don't--I don't own
a frozen yogurt shop.
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- Who does anymore? I'm Hank.
- Oh.
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"Hank" you for this.
[both laughing]
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Sorry.
I'm--I'm Billie.
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Okay, so you don't own
a fro-yo shop.
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No, I'm--I'm a teacher--
I'm a tutor.
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I'm a tutor too.
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No way.
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Hand on a Bible.
Yeah.
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Is it just me, or is everyone
like, "You're a what?"
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Okay, can you get that Bible
back out here?
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'Cause if another person asks
me, "Why aren't you a teacher?
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Why are you just a tutor?"
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I swear to God,
I'm gonna, like...
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do something,
I don't--
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- Preach!
- Okay.
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They don't understand
that not every mind
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thrives on
traditional education.
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- Uh-huh.
- Can I get an "amen"?
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You can get an "amen"
and then some.
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I mean, my student,
she's like an adult,
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but then she's also
like a little kid.
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You're describing Atticus
to a tee.
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She actually wanted me
to throw her a homeschool prom,
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which is like, ugh--
- That's a great idea.
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A great idea,
is what I said.
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- Well, Atticus would love that.
- Oh.
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And if you need a date,
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I am clearly writing down
my phone number.
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If you're free.
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Oh, well, I ain't cheap.
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[laughs]
Preach!
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- Hallelujah.
- Oh, yeah.
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Glory be to God!
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- I'm not religious, by the way.
- Neither am I.
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Okay, good, 'cause, yeah,
we're shouting in the store...
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- Yeah, yeah.
- About Jesus.
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"Hank" you.
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Okay, so I posted the invite
on my GED chatroom,
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Joy's gonna get the streamers,
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and I'm thinking no band,
just my voice.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, prom
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I think we should get a band
for sure.
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- That's so rude.
- I mean, your voice is great--
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- Hey, Brett. Hey, Gene.
- Shoot. Hide it.
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Oh, Gene.
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Oh. Hey.
What's up? No?
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I was thinking
about that whole prom thing.
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Maybe it's not such a bad idea.
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Really?
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Yeah. I mean,
you've been working...
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hard, and yeah,
you deserve it.
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We already started making
a disco ball.
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Brett!
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Well, I'm a little upset
that you broke
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most of the mirrors
in the house,
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and this is very dangerous,
but points for creativity, so...
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- Yes, point!
- Point!
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Both: Point, point!
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You don't actually
get points--
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This is so great, Billie.
Prom's gonna be next level.
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I'm talking, like, "babies left
in the dumpster" level.
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Well, that's really upsetting.
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No, that sucks.
Who thought of that?
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And none of the pig's blood
stuff too, right?
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Just--just a prom.
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Yeah. I mean, totally.
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Oh, my gosh, that was, like,
first draft ideas.
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- Okay.
- Final draft is just like
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me wanting to cut loose with
my GED brothers and sisters.
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Oh, yeah, like,
cut it loose
254
00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:35,647
Yeah. Cut it--
255
00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:37,616
both:
Cut it loose
-
With my sisters
256
00:08:37,617 --> 00:08:39,852
Yeah, you just got to
cut it loose
257
00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:42,154
Speaking of
cutting it loose
258
00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:43,956
with my brothers and sisters,
259
00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:46,191
Billie, now that we have prom
on the books and everything,
260
00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,793
I'd like to ask you something.
261
00:08:47,794 --> 00:08:49,027
Okay.
262
00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:51,930
Will you--
[glass breaking]
263
00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:53,365
Will you--
264
00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:54,833
[groaning]
265
00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:56,201
[stuttering]
266
00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,636
Gene, can you get me a Band-Aid
really quick?
267
00:08:57,637 --> 00:08:59,104
- I'll get a Band-Aid.
- Band-Aid?
268
00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:00,339
- I'll get some Band-Aids.
- Will you, um--
269
00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:01,974
No, no,
your knees are gross.
270
00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:03,675
- No, it's fine.
- Brett, you okay?
271
00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:04,977
- Mm-hmm.
- You need something?
272
00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,211
Yeah, maybe a couple slices
of brie
273
00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:09,147
and some light crackers
and grapes,
274
00:09:09,148 --> 00:09:11,283
just your basic
wine country lunch.
275
00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:13,318
You want me to go to prom
with you?
276
00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:16,488
Okay, I'm holding an L with
my fingers on my forehead--
277
00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,790
you can't see it--
but, you know, for "loser."
278
00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:21,460
Okay, got it. No, I don't
want you to be my date,
279
00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:22,995
but I would like you to come.
280
00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:25,631
Sort of a promotion
from enemy to frenemy.
281
00:09:25,632 --> 00:09:29,067
You and I,
actually hanging out in real L?
282
00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:31,203
Am I getting
"To Catch a Predator'd"?
283
00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:33,005
[whispering] Tell him
he's getting Sissy Spacek'd.
284
00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,172
Shh, stop!
285
00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:35,641
Hemming and hawing.
286
00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:37,042
Are you in or you not?
287
00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:38,076
I'm in.
288
00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:41,580
Shaft-deep in your mom.
289
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,049
But seriously,
what time is your stupid prom?
290
00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:46,485
[laughs devilishly]
291
00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:49,421
- So--so what time is it?
- Oh, sorry, 8:00.
292
00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,924
This is the end
of the song that I wrote
293
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,425
That is the length of time
294
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,394
That I should be
brushing my teeth
295
00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:56,929
Mm-hmm.
296
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,565
This is the end of the song
that I...
297
00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:00,599
- Billie!
- [screams]
298
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,201
What are you doing?
299
00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:04,169
First and foremost,
that teeth brushing song
300
00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,370
should be on top
of the pop charts.
301
00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:07,406
On a more pertinent note,
302
00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,708
I'm here to finish the query
that was disrupted
303
00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:12,511
by my unfortunately timed
knee accident.
304
00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:15,414
Billie Brown, will you go
to prom with me?
305
00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:17,115
Get out of my shower!
306
00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:18,750
- Is that a yes?
- No!
307
00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:19,751
No, it was?
308
00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:20,752
Get out!
309
00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:22,020
Faster.
310
00:10:22,021 --> 00:10:25,224
I love your body.
311
00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:27,092
So Billie gets
on the stage, right?
312
00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:29,428
She announces
prom king and queen.
313
00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:31,496
We get Kerry on the X.
314
00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:32,965
I'm gonna do this:
315
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,267
"Drop the blood!"
316
00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,502
And that's your cue to drop
the blood, got it?
317
00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:40,172
Yeah, I agree.
Billie is rude and insensitive.
318
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,940
Are you not even listening
to me right now?
319
00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:43,876
No, I don't even know
why I'm going anymore.
320
00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,878
New Chet Brett,
you are my trigger man, okay?
321
00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:48,180
You have the most important job,
so snap out of it.
322
00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:50,816
Prom is not about being sad
and in love.
323
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,519
It's about revenge and shame.
324
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:57,356
Tonight, my enemy tastes blood.
325
00:10:57,357 --> 00:11:00,225
Tonight, a war begins.
326
00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:01,660
[dramatic music]
327
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,362
- Okay, well, that looks terrible.
- Not good.
328
00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,997
- Can't go to prom like that.
- Here.
329
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,232
[playing heavy rock music]
330
00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:10,035
[singing in Spanish]
331
00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:17,376
332
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:18,644
Come on, everybody!
333
00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:21,713
Get behind me
or in front of me.
334
00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:25,884
It's not a conga line if you are
not behind or in front of me.
335
00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:29,021
[crickets chirping]
336
00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:32,891
[exhales]
337
00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:34,660
- Not enjoying the festivities?
- [sighs]
338
00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:37,296
No, those people look like
they live under a bridge.
339
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,564
Looks like your date
didn't show.
340
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:40,465
He's coming.
[sighs]
341
00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:42,768
God, I hope his student
isn't too buttoned up.
342
00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,403
These people are just so ugh--
343
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:45,971
Brett, don't touch me!
344
00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:47,172
It'd be fun
to take a picture later.
345
00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:48,440
Where is Gene?
346
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:49,441
Oh.
347
00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:52,444
[R&B music]
348
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:56,615
349
00:11:56,616 --> 00:12:00,285
Gene, you're not in slo-mo.
Stop it.
350
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:02,321
There's no fan
blowing your hair.
351
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,089
[slowly] A breeze.
352
00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,824
Don't talk like--
You're not in slo-mo.
353
00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:07,259
- Maybe I was.
- You're not.
354
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,527
Did you ever think I was
for a second?
355
00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,262
No, I didn't.
I said it right away.
356
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:11,830
- You thought it, right? Yes!
- All right, he's here.
357
00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:13,699
He's here. Go, go, go, go, go.
Leave, leave, leave.
358
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,334
Okay, let me just fix
something 'cause there's a mess.
359
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,135
- Oh, what's wrong?
- Just rip your boobs out.
360
00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:18,303
- Don't touch me. Go, go, go.
- Free 'em for prom.
361
00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:20,973
Please, leave.
Go, go, go, go, go.
362
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,541
- Hank!
- Hey.
363
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:25,844
And you must be Atticus.
364
00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:28,480
You are a young boy, wow!
365
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,282
I like to think that I have
an old spirit.
366
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,550
Okay.
367
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,285
- Uh, yeah.
- Oh, sure.
368
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:35,087
Come on in.
All right.
369
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,956
So where is this student
of yours?
370
00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:40,359
Oh, um, the party
is in the backyard.
371
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,261
Great.
So should we head back?
372
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,795
- No.
- No.
373
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:45,764
- I mean, why would you say that?
- Yeah, why, Atty?
374
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,967
I thought you wanted to have
some fun with kids your age.
375
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,869
I brought your gluten-free
cookies and your inhaler,
376
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,237
so you're all set.
377
00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:54,640
I don't want to go back there
right now.
378
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,708
Look, we drove
all the way out here
379
00:12:56,709 --> 00:13:00,913
to this beautiful home that this
beautiful woman invited us to,
380
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,482
so what if she gave us a tour?
381
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,083
That'd be better--
I mean, good.
382
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:07,452
- That'd be great.
- Yeah. What do you say, bud?
383
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,787
- Okay.
- Okay.
384
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,422
- Okay.
- Yes!
385
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:13,392
Look at us,
like we're a little family.
386
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:16,461
I'm just kidding. That's a joke.
Although we could be.
387
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:20,465
Just--all going up
to our separate bedrooms.
388
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,467
Except for us.
We'd have the same bedroom.
389
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,436
[heavy rock music]
390
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:27,839
Whoo!
We're gonna live forever!
391
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,242
Or a few good solid years.
392
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:31,844
Yeah?
393
00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:34,213
Mm. Boo.
394
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,982
Who requested
lame "fall in love" music?
395
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,383
It's for chumps.
396
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:39,384
Gene!
397
00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:40,485
Huh?
398
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:43,488
It's me, dickhole.
399
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,656
It's Kerry.
400
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,825
Kerry?
401
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,260
You're here.
402
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,829
And that is what you look like.
403
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,832
[romantic pop music]
404
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,201
405
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,248
Hey.
406
00:13:58,330 --> 00:14:02,841
And last but not least,
this is Gene's room.
407
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,709
Awesome, "Halo"!
408
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:06,478
Oh.
409
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:09,181
Don't you want to go down
and meet everyone at the party?
410
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,917
You know what? Let him play
for a little of bit.
411
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,351
- Really?
- Yeah, we can just, uh,
412
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,686
"Hank" out on the bed.
413
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,521
[laughs]
Sorry, last one.
414
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,089
- Thanks, Billie.
- No, "Hank" you.
415
00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:19,724
- Okay, that's plenty, really.
- Okay.
416
00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:22,761
Hey, so, great party.
417
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:26,431
Everyone seems
real bombed or...
418
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:27,766
blitzed.
419
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:30,368
Yeah, there's alcohol
available here.
420
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:33,338
Right.
421
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:34,372
Cool pizza.
422
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:37,042
We got that.
We bought it.
423
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,577
- Chill.
- Yeah.
424
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,246
[sighs]
425
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,181
I'm sorry
I'm so awkward.
426
00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:45,083
No, I'm sorry
I'm so pretty.
427
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,619
[chuckles] But you are.
428
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,221
What?
429
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,555
Why are you being
so nice to me?
430
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,524
You're, like, so mean to me
in game.
431
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:55,393
I know. I'm sorry, I probably
a little too hard on girls...
432
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,095
- Sexist.
- That I like.
433
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,396
- Sexy.
- Dance with me?
434
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:01,266
Aren't we already?
435
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:04,336
I mean, he doesn't hang out
one-on-one
436
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,838
with anyone besides me.
437
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:09,207
In hindsight, this might have
been too much too soon.
438
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,443
Well, if it makes you
feel better,
439
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:14,713
I'd rather be up here with you
than down there with those...
440
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:18,383
teenaged people with their memes
and their hashtags
441
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,952
and Drake--Drakes.
442
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:23,989
Well, uh, maybe next time
it can just be us.
443
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:26,358
[giggles]
Can I get an "amen"?
444
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,626
Amen.
445
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,561
Okay.
446
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:30,896
You can get a kiss too.
447
00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:32,197
Okay.
448
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,499
Oh, wait.
Where's Atticus?
449
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,001
Oh, this is awesome.
450
00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:37,736
He must have gone
down to the party.
451
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,304
We should spy on him.
Come on.
452
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,306
No! I mean, nah.
453
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:45,377
Uh, you know what?
We don't want to compromise--
454
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:49,247
If he sees you,
it could ruin his sociali--
455
00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:52,217
I'll go and spy on him.
456
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:55,353
You stay up here.
457
00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:58,690
And I will report back
to headquarters,
458
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,826
- Mrs. Moneypenny.
- [chuckles]
459
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,427
- James Bond style.
- Yeah.
460
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:06,331
[heavy rock music]
461
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,567
This is actually really fun.
462
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,602
I'm--I'm having a time.
463
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,571
People usually say, like,
"good" or "great"
464
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:13,839
in front of the word "time."
465
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:14,973
That too.
466
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,075
- Could I see you again?
- What?
467
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:19,411
I'm sorry,
that was probably really abrupt.
468
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:22,013
Like I said, I'm not too good
at this kind of situ--
469
00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:23,982
Shh.
470
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,984
That's boob for "yes."
471
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,252
You hear me?
472
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:28,453
Loud and clear.
473
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:31,590
Squeeze if you can hear me.
474
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,792
Yeah.
I hear you too.
475
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:34,994
[chuckles]
476
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:39,865
Atticus, what are you doing?
477
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,334
I thought you said you were shy!
478
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,368
Tammy, right?
479
00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:44,369
Billie.
480
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,204
Yeah, [bleep] off.
481
00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:48,039
You're drunk.
Don't do that.
482
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,307
Wait, what is this?
483
00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:51,877
This is the prom?
Who are these people?
484
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:55,547
O... kay, I think there's been
a little miscommunication.
485
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,015
What's this in your hand?
486
00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:00,119
Did you eat gluten?
Unbelievable!
487
00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:02,387
Oh!
488
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:06,124
Oh, you vomited
on her pregnancy.
489
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:07,526
Don't make out with her
after you vomit.
490
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,594
Oh, no, stop.
Stop.
491
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,229
She's pregnant, by the way.
492
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:13,398
That's not just beer bloat.
493
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:17,402
[heavy rock music]
494
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,805
- What's that for?
- [gasps]
495
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:23,441
A bucket of... confetti.
496
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,110
You know what?
I think the night is over.
497
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:26,778
[indistinct chatter]
498
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,313
I thought you were
someone else.
499
00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:30,382
No, no, no. I'm a tutor.
Fro-yo shop, preach!
500
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,617
No, I'm not doing
any more church bits with you.
501
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:35,554
Would it be
too crazy romantical
502
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,589
if I just kissed you
right now?
503
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:40,725
Does this answer
your question?
504
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,294
- Oh, you have blood.
- What?
505
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,829
- Blood?
- Uh-huh.
506
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:46,131
Oh, I'm so sorry.
This is really embarrassing.
507
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:47,899
It happens
when I get too excited.
508
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,267
No, that's okay.
509
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,102
Confetti really makes it
a party, no?
510
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:53,839
I don't have time
for this conversation right now.
511
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,607
It's just
a little bit of blood.
512
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:58,977
Blood, blood.
NCB, abort the mission!
513
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,512
- Not now, Gene.
- Yeah, not ever!
514
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:01,913
What's that?
515
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:02,914
What's what?
516
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,349
- Hold on.
- No.
517
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,251
- Okay, but--
- Come on, Atty, come on.
518
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,686
Excuse me, sir.
519
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,187
I think you need
to calm your roll
520
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:10,922
when speaking to a lady
of such physical beauty.
521
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,257
- Brett, please don't.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
522
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,359
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What, son?
523
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,861
You want some of this?
524
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,762
Let me tell you something,
friend.
525
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,564
I Krav Maga daily.
526
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:21,700
I'm confused.
Am I your son or your friend?
527
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,736
We're out of here!
Come on, Atticus.
528
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,671
- Let's get your EpiPen. Come on.
- Doesn't make any sense.
529
00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:28,573
- Later, bitch.
- Bitch?
530
00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:33,011
At least I can digest
wheat flour, son.
531
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:35,747
Well, that's what I get
for listening to Gene,
532
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,517
a backyard full of weirdos
and the guy that I like leaving,
533
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:40,719
thinking I'm pathetic, which...
534
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,955
I totally am.
535
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,624
I don't think
you're pathetic.
536
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,791
Thanks, Brett.
537
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,593
That guy might though.
538
00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:51,129
Thanks, Brett.
539
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,732
Okay, well,
I guess that's my cue
540
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,433
that the evening is over,
so...
541
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:57,269
Wait, aren't you gonna
announce the king and queen?
542
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:58,970
Are they still doing that?
543
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,205
Yes.
544
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,273
Did anyone vote?
545
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:02,541
No.
546
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,709
Cool.
547
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,712
[heavy rock music]
548
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:11,716
549
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:14,719
[eerie music and heartbeats]
550
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:19,591
551
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:22,994
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Good-bye.
552
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,664
[clears throat]
553
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,667
And the winner is
Gene and Kerry.
554
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,935
Confetti!
555
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:33,738
[suspenseful music]
556
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:37,275
No!
557
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:38,911
[crowd gasps]
558
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,918
What the [bleep]?
559
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:49,788
What the [bleep]?
560
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,591
Is it blood?
561
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:55,360
It's blood?
562
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:58,697
My bangs is blood!
563
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,765
My bangs blood!
564
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:04,035
I am so, so, so, so sorry.
565
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,004
Brett, what did you do?
566
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,405
Why did you drop the blood?
567
00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:09,741
- Drop the blood?
- No!
568
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:12,677
[all gasp]
569
00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:13,745
Ah.
570
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,914
Why did you have
an extra bucket?
571
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,116
I got a deal.
572
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:21,052
You guys look like
that "Carrie" movie.
573
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,287
Which movie, Kerry?
574
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:24,856
The blood one.
575
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:27,058
Throw a plasma grenade
on the ground,
576
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,426
another one in front of it.
577
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:30,629
Basically you have
a grenade launcher.
578
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,964
Oh, my gosh, you're so much
better as a frenemy.
579
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,233
Maybe I could be
your boyfrienemy.
580
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,802
What?
581
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,136
Hey, Billie,
582
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,905
even though
I poured blood all over you
583
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,873
and I saw you naked
and you probably hate me,
584
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,109
this is the best date
I've ever had.
585
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,110
Me too.
586
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:46,211
Really?
587
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:48,880
If I'm being honest, no.
588
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:51,449
Oh, my God, is that pig's blood
that I got on your knees?
589
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,218
Nah, I just got
super duper sweaty,
590
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,687
and my Band-Aids fell off.
591
00:20:54,737 --> 00:20:59,287
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