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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,922 --> 00:00:04,860 What's reflected in a mirror in a pitch-black room? 2 00:00:16,504 --> 00:00:18,906 Once we remove it, they can no longer listen. 3 00:00:18,983 --> 00:00:21,051 They can't track you. 4 00:00:21,119 --> 00:00:23,142 You'll be completely unplugged from the system. 5 00:00:23,188 --> 00:00:25,517 Are you sure you're ready to leave your old life behind? 6 00:00:25,603 --> 00:00:27,815 The system is broken, 7 00:00:27,914 --> 00:00:30,551 and I've always felt like an outsider looking in. 8 00:00:30,652 --> 00:00:32,940 - You're special. - I've always felt special. 9 00:00:32,994 --> 00:00:35,022 You're the most special person in the universe. 10 00:00:35,121 --> 00:00:37,725 I'm ready to accept how special I am. 11 00:00:57,912 --> 00:01:00,066 I'm free. 12 00:01:00,792 --> 00:01:02,878 I'm fin... 13 00:01:04,902 --> 00:01:06,753 Finally free. 14 00:01:06,831 --> 00:01:08,836 I can't believe you asked me to drive you to work today, 15 00:01:08,899 --> 00:01:11,055 just so you could watch your pseudo-intellectual TV show 16 00:01:11,110 --> 00:01:12,612 on your stupid oversized smart watch. 17 00:01:12,712 --> 00:01:14,381 It must be feel really great for the filmmakers 18 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:16,015 to know that their premium high-budget TV show 19 00:01:16,116 --> 00:01:17,751 is being viewed on a five-inch screen. 20 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:19,657 Can you even hear me? No. 21 00:01:19,743 --> 00:01:21,321 Great. I'm talking to myself. 22 00:01:21,422 --> 00:01:23,122 "Oh, hi, me, how are you doing?" 23 00:01:23,223 --> 00:01:24,924 "I'm doing terribly." "Why?" 24 00:01:25,024 --> 00:01:26,526 "Because my friend thinks I'm an Uber driver. 25 00:01:26,627 --> 00:01:29,062 "I'm also doing bad for reasons totally unrelated to that, 26 00:01:29,161 --> 00:01:30,997 but thank you for asking." 27 00:01:31,098 --> 00:01:33,099 How do I know I can trust you? 28 00:01:33,199 --> 00:01:35,368 You can't trust anyone, not even yourself. 29 00:01:44,139 --> 00:01:47,381 Jake, you got to watch this show. 30 00:01:50,349 --> 00:01:51,818 Can we talk about anything else? 31 00:01:51,919 --> 00:01:53,286 Like what? 32 00:01:53,387 --> 00:01:56,256 Do you think bin Laden's widow is dating again? 33 00:01:56,355 --> 00:01:59,297 I mean, I hope so. She's a human being. She deserves love. 34 00:02:12,052 --> 00:02:17,880 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 35 00:02:22,548 --> 00:02:24,837 It's crazy that Hampton DeVille makes a smart watch 36 00:02:24,868 --> 00:02:27,712 almost identical to the one in "Society Tomorrow." 37 00:02:27,829 --> 00:02:29,923 No, Matt, organized religion is crazy. 38 00:02:30,023 --> 00:02:32,124 The resurgence of neo-Nazism is crazy. 39 00:02:32,225 --> 00:02:33,260 My mom is crazy. 40 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:34,528 But the fact that Hampton DeVille 41 00:02:34,628 --> 00:02:36,262 made an evil smart watch and you bought it? 42 00:02:36,362 --> 00:02:38,032 Not crazy. 43 00:02:38,131 --> 00:02:39,766 Eh, the GuardWrist is evil. 44 00:02:39,867 --> 00:02:41,201 The HD StrapIn is awesome. 45 00:02:41,302 --> 00:02:42,602 It acts as my personal assistant, 46 00:02:42,701 --> 00:02:43,736 monitors my blood pressure, 47 00:02:43,837 --> 00:02:45,839 involuntarily, but I know it's for my own good. 48 00:02:45,939 --> 00:02:48,307 It also records how many steps I take. 49 00:02:48,409 --> 00:02:50,977 See, before, I didn't know how many steps I took, 50 00:02:51,077 --> 00:02:53,413 but now I do, so that's good. 51 00:02:53,514 --> 00:02:55,915 Wow. Yeah, steps. That sounds incredible. 52 00:02:56,016 --> 00:02:57,851 And it has all my key card info on it, 53 00:02:57,951 --> 00:03:00,053 so I can beep right through at work in two seconds. 54 00:03:00,153 --> 00:03:01,922 Yeah, that definitely seems much easier 55 00:03:02,022 --> 00:03:03,322 than just doing this. 56 00:03:03,422 --> 00:03:05,090 I totally see why you'd be willing to share 57 00:03:05,191 --> 00:03:06,159 all of your personal information 58 00:03:06,260 --> 00:03:08,128 for such a time-saving convenience. 59 00:03:10,696 --> 00:03:14,234 Are you watching "Society Tomorrow"? 60 00:03:14,334 --> 00:03:15,535 Yes. 61 00:03:15,635 --> 00:03:18,337 I was up all last night binge-watching it. 62 00:03:18,438 --> 00:03:19,806 I love it. 63 00:03:19,905 --> 00:03:21,241 It's the only good thing in my life. 64 00:03:21,340 --> 00:03:25,111 My son is kind of not talking to me right now. 65 00:03:25,212 --> 00:03:26,480 Real talk, though? 66 00:03:26,580 --> 00:03:29,783 I feel like Joshua's reflection in the mirror 67 00:03:29,883 --> 00:03:32,279 - is like a metaphor. - Yes. 68 00:03:32,357 --> 00:03:34,121 Just wait till you get to episode four. 69 00:03:34,220 --> 00:03:35,355 - It turns out... - Oh, no spoilers. 70 00:03:35,456 --> 00:03:36,923 Oh... I'm sorry. 71 00:03:37,023 --> 00:03:38,191 Mm. 72 00:03:38,291 --> 00:03:40,059 I mean, I think the show's an homage 73 00:03:40,159 --> 00:03:42,528 to a genre that it's also reinventing. 74 00:03:42,629 --> 00:03:44,096 Oh, and the music! 75 00:03:44,197 --> 00:03:46,359 Oh, I want to make love to that soundtrack. 76 00:03:46,455 --> 00:03:48,234 Oh, I know. 77 00:03:52,672 --> 00:03:54,281 Don't get too friendly with security guards. 78 00:03:54,353 --> 00:03:55,420 I once made the mistake 79 00:03:55,445 --> 00:03:57,077 of telling a security guard to have a nice day. 80 00:03:57,132 --> 00:03:58,177 Next thing I knew, 81 00:03:58,278 --> 00:03:59,367 I was watching his improv comedy troupe. 82 00:03:59,429 --> 00:04:00,656 I actually did improv in coll... 83 00:04:00,718 --> 00:04:02,683 I know. Small talk is dangerous. 84 00:04:02,783 --> 00:04:04,118 The idea is to have a superficial 85 00:04:04,218 --> 00:04:06,063 nod-and-walk relationship with security. 86 00:04:06,169 --> 00:04:07,304 I like Hubert. 87 00:04:07,485 --> 00:04:09,292 Oh, my God, you know his name. 88 00:04:09,331 --> 00:04:11,432 You're already in too deep. 89 00:04:11,495 --> 00:04:12,795 What sets "Society Tomorrow" apart 90 00:04:12,896 --> 00:04:16,427 is not just the storytelling, but also the cinematography. 91 00:04:16,452 --> 00:04:18,481 Oh, the cinematography is incredible. 92 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:20,904 I love cinnamon-tography. 93 00:04:21,004 --> 00:04:23,535 All right, guys, enough chitchat. 94 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:25,207 - Time to get to work. - Thank God. 95 00:04:25,262 --> 00:04:28,908 Now, there's a chance we may need to lay off 10,000 people, 96 00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:30,813 but first on the agenda... 97 00:04:30,913 --> 00:04:32,314 "Society Tomorrow." 98 00:04:32,342 --> 00:04:34,244 - Yeah! Yep! - Wow! 99 00:04:34,322 --> 00:04:36,219 - What a show. What a show. - Oh, my God. 100 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:38,756 - I am, like, full-on obsessed with that. - Same. 101 00:04:38,827 --> 00:04:40,866 Although, I certainly hope the GuardWrist 102 00:04:40,944 --> 00:04:43,726 doesn't make people think the HD StrapIn can control their minds. 103 00:04:43,827 --> 00:04:45,261 Right? 104 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:48,606 Although, the HD StrapIn's targeted advertising 105 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:51,075 could be considered a low-grade form of mind control. 106 00:04:51,106 --> 00:04:53,703 Ooh. 107 00:04:53,803 --> 00:04:57,139 I'm sorry, did you guys say something about layoffs? 108 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:00,610 Um, Jake? We're on an agenda here. 109 00:05:00,711 --> 00:05:02,472 Right now we're discussing the groundbreaking 110 00:05:02,542 --> 00:05:04,581 original streaming series "Society Tomorrow." 111 00:05:04,667 --> 00:05:06,464 Do you have any thoughts on that topic? 112 00:05:06,534 --> 00:05:07,667 No, I haven't watched it. 113 00:05:07,737 --> 00:05:09,401 I'm not really a sci-fi fantasy binge-watch 114 00:05:09,455 --> 00:05:11,520 brainwashed-by-pop-culture type of person. 115 00:05:11,620 --> 00:05:14,087 I am so totally jealous of you. 116 00:05:14,165 --> 00:05:16,032 I wish I could go back and watch it for the first time. 117 00:05:16,099 --> 00:05:18,090 That's a great idea. Amazing thought. 118 00:05:18,170 --> 00:05:19,998 - Amazing thought. - Wow. 119 00:05:20,068 --> 00:05:22,818 You should probably sit the rest of this meeting out, bud. 120 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:24,634 It's gonna be chock-full of spoilers. 121 00:05:24,733 --> 00:05:26,469 Oh, it's okay. I don't care about spoilers. 122 00:05:28,437 --> 00:05:29,505 Hey, champ, 123 00:05:29,605 --> 00:05:31,141 I wouldn't be able to live with myself 124 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,508 if I let the twists and turns of "Society Tomorrow" 125 00:05:33,608 --> 00:05:34,510 be spoiled for you. 126 00:05:34,610 --> 00:05:35,545 That would just be bad management. 127 00:05:35,644 --> 00:05:37,613 - But... - Take the rest of the day, 128 00:05:37,714 --> 00:05:39,014 go watch the show, 129 00:05:39,115 --> 00:05:41,417 and come back here tomorrow as a team player 130 00:05:41,517 --> 00:05:43,686 who can be part of the national conversation. 131 00:05:43,786 --> 00:05:44,787 Mm-mm. Shh. 132 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:47,190 Does anyone else feel like 133 00:05:47,290 --> 00:05:48,959 Josh's reflection in the mirror was a metaphor? 134 00:05:49,058 --> 00:05:52,128 - Definitely. - Absolutely. 135 00:05:52,228 --> 00:05:54,930 And that should... 136 00:05:55,031 --> 00:05:57,000 No? Okay. 137 00:05:58,500 --> 00:06:01,937 You know, I could remove those advertisements for ya. 138 00:06:02,038 --> 00:06:03,372 - You can? - Oh, yeah. 139 00:06:03,473 --> 00:06:04,908 Simple hack... removes ads, 140 00:06:05,007 --> 00:06:07,844 allows me to install third-party non-Hampton DeVille apps. 141 00:06:07,944 --> 00:06:10,079 - Like pornography? - Yeah. 142 00:06:10,178 --> 00:06:12,114 I'm sure the pornography companies would appreciate 143 00:06:12,214 --> 00:06:13,548 their high-budget premium porn 144 00:06:13,649 --> 00:06:16,185 being viewed on a five-inch screen. 145 00:06:16,286 --> 00:06:18,021 But, yeah, I can access pornography. 146 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:21,024 Okay, well, yes. 147 00:06:21,123 --> 00:06:22,924 Did you guys take that online quiz to find out 148 00:06:23,024 --> 00:06:24,248 what "Society Tomorrow" character you are? 149 00:06:24,349 --> 00:06:26,287 - I got Barbara. - I got Joshua. 150 00:06:26,343 --> 00:06:28,532 I got unnamed hyper-sexualized female character. 151 00:06:28,632 --> 00:06:30,567 Did you guys see there was another mass shooting? 152 00:06:30,666 --> 00:06:31,667 14 casualties this time. 153 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:33,001 This country has such a huge problem with... 154 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:34,203 Jake? Come on. 155 00:06:34,303 --> 00:06:37,539 We're trying to talk about a popular TV show. 156 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:38,574 Have some respect. 157 00:06:38,675 --> 00:06:39,942 You know what character Jake would get 158 00:06:40,043 --> 00:06:41,209 if he took the quiz? 159 00:06:41,310 --> 00:06:42,411 - Glen. - Oh! 160 00:06:42,510 --> 00:06:43,912 Yes, Jake is such a Glen. 161 00:06:44,014 --> 00:06:45,514 - Who's Glen? - You's Glen. 162 00:06:45,615 --> 00:06:47,949 You know what? I don't care. I'm gonna go sit somewhere else. 163 00:06:48,050 --> 00:06:49,084 Oh, no, Glen! 164 00:06:49,185 --> 00:06:50,786 I don't know who this Glen character is, 165 00:06:50,887 --> 00:06:51,788 but I am not him. 166 00:06:51,887 --> 00:06:53,221 - Glen... - Bye, Glen. 167 00:06:53,322 --> 00:06:54,656 - Glen, come back. - Glen, please come back. 168 00:06:54,757 --> 00:06:57,093 - I love you, Glen. - I love "Society Tomorrow." 169 00:06:57,192 --> 00:06:59,128 It's like an allegory for the modern world. 170 00:06:59,228 --> 00:07:00,663 Oh, the cinematography... 171 00:07:00,762 --> 00:07:03,198 - Is this the Glen...? - I read a think piece about it, 172 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:04,900 so now I know what to think about it. 173 00:07:07,937 --> 00:07:10,807 The soundtrack is so amazing. 174 00:07:12,207 --> 00:07:13,609 Don't even ask if I've seen the show. 175 00:07:13,709 --> 00:07:14,877 Hell, no. 176 00:07:14,978 --> 00:07:18,247 I'm not watching that futuristic nostalgia bullshit. 177 00:07:18,346 --> 00:07:20,416 I am re-watching all of "Seinfeld" for the ninth time. 178 00:07:20,517 --> 00:07:22,685 It doesn't make me laugh anymore, but it's comfortable, 179 00:07:22,784 --> 00:07:23,785 like an old sweatshirt. 180 00:07:23,885 --> 00:07:26,087 Thank God for you. 181 00:07:26,189 --> 00:07:27,657 You're the only person I can talk to anymore. 182 00:07:27,757 --> 00:07:29,658 Do you know I'm actually getting HR complaints 183 00:07:29,759 --> 00:07:30,993 about spoilers? 184 00:07:31,093 --> 00:07:34,064 I just got out of a meeting with a weeping 56-year-old man 185 00:07:34,163 --> 00:07:35,497 because someone spoiled episode four. 186 00:07:35,598 --> 00:07:38,300 This show is creating a false sense of camaraderie, 187 00:07:38,401 --> 00:07:39,735 like when a celebrity dies. 188 00:07:39,836 --> 00:07:42,005 You want to just talk about the most recent mass shooting? 189 00:07:42,105 --> 00:07:44,240 I would love to. 190 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:46,675 I always like when there's more than one mass shooter, 191 00:07:46,776 --> 00:07:48,711 because then even after they caught one, 192 00:07:48,810 --> 00:07:50,113 one is still at large, 193 00:07:50,212 --> 00:07:51,980 and people are still paralyzed with fear. 194 00:07:52,081 --> 00:07:53,549 It's way more fun that way, yeah, 195 00:07:53,649 --> 00:07:55,151 'cause the news cycle keeps going. 196 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:57,953 Is it just me, or does the HD StrapIn 197 00:07:58,053 --> 00:08:01,022 emit a tiny electrical shock every time an ad pops up? 198 00:08:01,122 --> 00:08:02,425 You can turn that off in settings, 199 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:04,060 but they make it really hard to find, 200 00:08:04,159 --> 00:08:07,541 like Waldo or the clitoris or Waldo's clitoris. 201 00:08:08,899 --> 00:08:10,199 Great joke, Baron. 202 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:14,137 But don't worry. When I'm done, you'll be all set. 203 00:08:15,971 --> 00:08:17,707 Oh, damn. 204 00:08:17,807 --> 00:08:21,578 Uh, had you updated this to HD OS 10.3 yet? 205 00:08:21,678 --> 00:08:24,012 No. 206 00:08:24,113 --> 00:08:25,815 Okay, good. Then this is not my fault. 207 00:08:25,915 --> 00:08:28,284 Um, just call tech support, 208 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:30,752 and they'll do a password reset, and you'll be all good. 209 00:08:30,860 --> 00:08:33,096 It feels like it's locked to my wrist. 210 00:08:33,189 --> 00:08:34,457 It is. 211 00:08:39,537 --> 00:08:41,430 I've uncovered the truth about the GuardWrist. 212 00:08:41,531 --> 00:08:43,300 I'm going to expose you. 213 00:08:43,381 --> 00:08:46,068 I don't you think you will, Barbara. 214 00:08:48,037 --> 00:08:51,240 It's locked to my arm. 215 00:08:51,340 --> 00:08:52,608 I can't control! 216 00:08:52,708 --> 00:08:54,444 No! No! 217 00:08:54,544 --> 00:08:55,778 Not in my mouth! 218 00:08:55,877 --> 00:08:57,563 Bye-bye, Barbara. 219 00:09:05,821 --> 00:09:07,589 This is it. I'm in the system now. 220 00:09:07,690 --> 00:09:10,892 I'm a prisoner to the StrapIn, and there's no going back. 221 00:09:10,993 --> 00:09:12,395 Bin Laden... 222 00:09:12,494 --> 00:09:14,329 Why didn't I just think about bin Laden? 223 00:09:14,430 --> 00:09:15,430 Wonder what he's doing right now. 224 00:09:15,531 --> 00:09:18,467 Oh, that's right, we killed him. 225 00:09:18,566 --> 00:09:20,735 He's dead. Wow, that's wild. 226 00:09:20,837 --> 00:09:22,939 I wonder if Bin Laden would've liked me. 227 00:09:23,039 --> 00:09:24,273 I mean, I'm an American, 228 00:09:24,373 --> 00:09:26,242 but maybe he would've seen through that. 229 00:09:26,342 --> 00:09:28,278 It's physically locked to my wrist. 230 00:09:28,377 --> 00:09:29,811 Can't we just do a password reset? 231 00:09:29,911 --> 00:09:31,446 How did I become Matt's chauffeur again? 232 00:09:31,546 --> 00:09:34,216 When did this happen? How did the power dynamic shift? 233 00:09:34,316 --> 00:09:36,251 What? I don't know when I first fantasized 234 00:09:36,352 --> 00:09:37,520 about my parents having sex. 235 00:09:37,621 --> 00:09:38,888 How is that a security question? 236 00:09:38,988 --> 00:09:40,390 I'm sorry, sir, 237 00:09:40,489 --> 00:09:42,392 but there's a lot of personal information on your StrapIn... 238 00:09:42,492 --> 00:09:43,726 home address, complete map of your human genome. 239 00:09:43,825 --> 00:09:45,561 Look, I was just getting kind of annoyed 240 00:09:45,661 --> 00:09:47,696 by the targeted advertising, so I had a friend unharness it. 241 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,699 Sir, that voids the warranty. 242 00:09:49,799 --> 00:09:51,434 I will no longer be able to assist you. 243 00:09:51,534 --> 00:09:52,869 No, listen, you have to help me. 244 00:09:52,969 --> 00:09:54,403 I don't know if you watch "Society Tomorrow," 245 00:09:54,503 --> 00:09:55,738 but I just got to the episode 246 00:09:55,839 --> 00:09:57,039 where the GuardWrist makes Barbara kill herself. 247 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:58,773 Wait! No, I haven't seen that episode yet! 248 00:09:58,873 --> 00:10:00,343 Fuck you, asshole. I'm terminating this call. 249 00:10:00,443 --> 00:10:02,212 Hello? Hello? 250 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:03,613 I'll drive us both off the road. 251 00:10:03,713 --> 00:10:04,847 I don't care. I'm a nihilist. 252 00:10:04,946 --> 00:10:06,381 They hung up on me. 253 00:10:11,021 --> 00:10:14,556 In the modern world, technology is inescapable. 254 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:16,858 People spend all day at their computers. 255 00:10:16,959 --> 00:10:19,862 Life today is just one big video game. 256 00:10:19,962 --> 00:10:23,366 The pixels on their screens make them feel joy, sadness, 257 00:10:23,465 --> 00:10:25,267 other emotions I can't think of right now. 258 00:10:25,368 --> 00:10:28,237 Whoa, Matt. Whoa, you almost ran into me. 259 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:29,872 Oh, sorry. I was just thinking about... 260 00:10:29,972 --> 00:10:31,541 "Society Tomorrow"? 261 00:10:31,641 --> 00:10:33,976 God, it really gets in your head, doesn't it? 262 00:10:34,076 --> 00:10:36,378 Yeah. I just got to the episode last night 263 00:10:36,478 --> 00:10:38,415 where the GuardWrist makes Barbara kill herself. 264 00:10:38,515 --> 00:10:39,949 Fuck! 265 00:10:40,049 --> 00:10:44,020 It sounds like there was a momentary lapse in judgment, 266 00:10:44,119 --> 00:10:48,523 and a mistake was made. 267 00:10:48,623 --> 00:10:52,527 So I think all we need is an apology. 268 00:10:52,627 --> 00:10:55,431 I'm sorry I spoiled an episode for you. 269 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:04,040 I accept your apology. 270 00:11:04,140 --> 00:11:05,308 That's nice. 271 00:11:05,407 --> 00:11:07,609 No! Not in my mouth! 272 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:08,810 - Hey, John? - Yes. 273 00:11:08,911 --> 00:11:09,945 I actually took some initiative 274 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:11,615 and investigated the cause of the layoffs, 275 00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,882 and I think I found a way to save thousands of jobs. 276 00:11:13,983 --> 00:11:16,218 Wow. Jake... 277 00:11:16,318 --> 00:11:17,620 how did you have time to do this 278 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,388 and also watch "Society Tomorrow"? 279 00:11:19,488 --> 00:11:21,824 Oh, yeah, I... I didn't watch it. 280 00:11:25,527 --> 00:11:28,197 Jake, I specifically instructed you 281 00:11:28,297 --> 00:11:29,731 to watch "Society Tomorrow." 282 00:11:29,831 --> 00:11:31,700 I know. 283 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,068 I just thought this was more important. 284 00:11:33,169 --> 00:11:37,406 Forget everything you think is important. 285 00:11:39,209 --> 00:11:41,577 There is a storm coming, 286 00:11:41,676 --> 00:11:44,980 and when it comes, none of us will be safe, 287 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:48,283 least of all you. 288 00:11:49,819 --> 00:11:51,420 That's a line from episode three. 289 00:11:51,521 --> 00:11:55,425 Dude, you got to watch. 290 00:11:55,525 --> 00:11:57,760 But also, there are going to be layoffs, 291 00:11:57,859 --> 00:12:01,096 so that line does kind of apply to you. Hmm. 292 00:12:01,196 --> 00:12:03,899 And she was like, "No! No! Not in my mouth! 293 00:12:03,999 --> 00:12:04,900 Blah! 294 00:12:07,469 --> 00:12:08,470 Oops. 295 00:12:10,339 --> 00:12:11,406 And then there was just, like, 296 00:12:11,507 --> 00:12:13,842 blood and guts, like, everywhere. 297 00:12:13,943 --> 00:12:15,545 Grace, I need to file a formal complaint. 298 00:12:15,645 --> 00:12:17,213 No! Not in my mouth! 299 00:12:17,313 --> 00:12:19,715 - No. - I'm sorry, Jake. 300 00:12:19,815 --> 00:12:23,319 The cinematography was just so... cinematic. 301 00:12:23,419 --> 00:12:25,754 I thought I could trust you! 302 00:12:25,853 --> 00:12:27,021 The GuardWrist is listening to us. 303 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:30,191 It knows that we're plotting against it! 304 00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:31,927 No, please. You don't have to do this. 305 00:12:32,027 --> 00:12:33,795 I have to get this thing off of me! 306 00:12:33,896 --> 00:12:35,798 Because corporations! 307 00:12:35,897 --> 00:12:38,599 No! 308 00:12:50,411 --> 00:12:52,882 Glen, what happened to you? 309 00:12:52,982 --> 00:12:54,550 If you're gonna keep watching this show, 310 00:12:54,651 --> 00:12:56,652 I am not giving you a ride to work tomorrow. 311 00:12:56,752 --> 00:12:58,954 And I was planning on stopping for doughnuts! 312 00:12:59,055 --> 00:13:00,890 And I am not Glen! 313 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,625 Hey, do you know who you remind me of? 314 00:13:03,725 --> 00:13:05,560 Glen from "Society Tomorrow." 315 00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:07,463 Anyone ever tell you that? 316 00:13:07,563 --> 00:13:09,465 Let me make myself perfectly clear. 317 00:13:09,565 --> 00:13:11,500 I am not a part of this pop-culture phenomenon. 318 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,235 Our relationship is supposed to be easy. 319 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,571 We nod at each other, and move on with our lives. 320 00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:17,505 We aren't friends. We don't know each other. 321 00:13:17,605 --> 00:13:21,376 Watch your stupid show and let me live my life. 322 00:13:21,477 --> 00:13:23,279 - Ow! - Are you okay? 323 00:13:23,378 --> 00:13:25,380 I banged my knee. Who cares? 324 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,816 I do. 325 00:13:27,916 --> 00:13:29,584 It doesn't matter what we do. 326 00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:31,285 Nothing matters! 327 00:13:31,354 --> 00:13:34,523 They are always going to win. 328 00:13:34,623 --> 00:13:36,324 I'm a nihilist. Don't you get that? 329 00:13:36,425 --> 00:13:38,261 It's not worth it, Glen. 330 00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:45,901 I have to know the truth. 331 00:13:46,002 --> 00:13:49,271 Is this technology secretly controlling me, 332 00:13:49,372 --> 00:13:52,574 or am I letting a fictional TV show make me paranoid? 333 00:13:58,948 --> 00:14:00,516 The only way to stop the GuardWrist 334 00:14:00,616 --> 00:14:02,918 is by getting to the source. 335 00:14:03,017 --> 00:14:05,920 We need to find the source, 336 00:14:06,021 --> 00:14:08,023 so we can stop the GuardWrist. 337 00:14:12,094 --> 00:14:14,029 I was searching the world for answers, 338 00:14:14,129 --> 00:14:17,366 when all along, the source was right under my nose. 339 00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:19,936 I'm wearing an oven mitt. 340 00:14:26,581 --> 00:14:28,551 Oh, hey. Matt. 341 00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:29,840 Still fighting the resistance? 342 00:14:29,939 --> 00:14:31,460 You know it. 343 00:14:31,554 --> 00:14:32,842 You want to hear something funny? 344 00:14:32,943 --> 00:14:35,578 My HD StrapIn is actually locked to my wrist. 345 00:14:37,347 --> 00:14:40,617 You know, my improv group did a scene about that last night. 346 00:14:40,717 --> 00:14:44,088 - You do improv? - Yes, and! 347 00:14:44,188 --> 00:14:45,655 You should come see us sometime. 348 00:14:45,756 --> 00:14:47,791 Yeah, sure, Hubert. 349 00:14:47,891 --> 00:14:50,160 Anyway, I'm actually having a lot of trouble 350 00:14:50,261 --> 00:14:52,262 getting tech support to help me out with this. 351 00:14:52,362 --> 00:14:53,830 I hear the labs where they design it 352 00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:56,333 are somewhere in the building. 353 00:14:56,433 --> 00:14:57,768 The labs... 354 00:14:57,867 --> 00:15:01,004 Oh, they're on level B3, underground. 355 00:15:01,105 --> 00:15:04,809 I'm really not authorized to give you clearance... 356 00:15:06,376 --> 00:15:08,713 But anything for my buddy Matt. 357 00:15:08,813 --> 00:15:10,648 Thanks, Hubert. 358 00:15:10,747 --> 00:15:12,315 Sure. 359 00:15:16,919 --> 00:15:18,988 Hey, man, I forgot my key card at home. 360 00:15:19,088 --> 00:15:20,958 I can't let you into the building without a card. 361 00:15:21,059 --> 00:15:22,392 Yeah, but you know I work here. 362 00:15:22,492 --> 00:15:23,960 We don't really know each other. 363 00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:26,262 Okay, fine, you can have a doughnut. 364 00:15:26,362 --> 00:15:27,864 I mostly bought them out of spite, anyway. 365 00:15:27,964 --> 00:15:29,099 I'm gluten-free. 366 00:15:29,199 --> 00:15:30,501 If we knew each other, you'd know that. 367 00:15:30,602 --> 00:15:32,769 You know who I am. I don't have time for this. 368 00:15:32,870 --> 00:15:33,904 Sir, stop! 369 00:15:34,004 --> 00:15:35,373 Security! Someone's breaking through. 370 00:15:41,812 --> 00:15:44,848 Uncovering the truth... that's what this is about. 371 00:15:44,948 --> 00:15:46,717 It's me against the world. 372 00:15:46,817 --> 00:15:50,287 Me against the world. 373 00:15:52,121 --> 00:15:53,991 This is not the position I chose, 374 00:15:54,091 --> 00:15:55,759 but this is the world I live in. 375 00:15:55,858 --> 00:15:57,193 I'm special, 376 00:15:57,294 --> 00:15:59,730 and I'm taking control back with the truth. 377 00:15:59,831 --> 00:16:01,466 What are you doing down here? 378 00:16:01,565 --> 00:16:04,501 Uh, I was, just, uh, 379 00:16:04,602 --> 00:16:06,904 going for a walk. 380 00:16:07,004 --> 00:16:09,340 Are you one of those guys that drinks the pee? 381 00:16:09,439 --> 00:16:11,608 Uh, no? 382 00:16:12,809 --> 00:16:14,477 Who are you? 383 00:16:14,578 --> 00:16:16,680 I'm Jake Levinson. 384 00:16:16,780 --> 00:16:17,915 I'm a Junior Executive In Training. 385 00:16:18,015 --> 00:16:20,150 Where is your identification? 386 00:16:20,251 --> 00:16:22,318 I left it at home with my key card and wallet. 387 00:16:22,419 --> 00:16:24,487 I might have adult ADHD, but I'm too afraid 388 00:16:24,588 --> 00:16:26,623 to go to a doctor to get officially diagnosed, okay? 389 00:16:26,723 --> 00:16:28,025 I know who you are. 390 00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:30,561 You're just another "Society Tomorrow" super-fan. 391 00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:32,597 I am not a super-fan. 392 00:16:32,697 --> 00:16:35,166 I haven't even seen one episode of that dumb show. 393 00:16:35,265 --> 00:16:36,599 To confirm your identity, 394 00:16:36,699 --> 00:16:40,237 we're gonna have to ask you some security questions. 395 00:16:46,810 --> 00:16:49,245 The secret to great coffee 396 00:16:49,346 --> 00:16:51,182 is getting your beans straight from the source. 397 00:16:51,281 --> 00:16:54,517 She seems nice, but she's part of the system. 398 00:16:54,617 --> 00:16:57,887 Systems are bad, so she must be bad. 399 00:16:57,988 --> 00:16:59,857 But I'm part of the system. Am I bad? 400 00:16:59,956 --> 00:17:01,157 No, I'm good. 401 00:17:01,259 --> 00:17:02,893 Should I drink it? What if it's poisoned? 402 00:17:02,992 --> 00:17:04,328 What does poison smell like? 403 00:17:04,428 --> 00:17:05,862 Does poison smell like coffee? Bin Laden. 404 00:17:05,963 --> 00:17:08,799 Okay, so once we remove the StrapIn, 405 00:17:08,898 --> 00:17:10,700 you'll be able to reset your password. 406 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,002 - Are you ready? - Yeah. 407 00:17:18,741 --> 00:17:19,876 There you go. 408 00:17:19,976 --> 00:17:22,078 Oh, God, thank you. 409 00:17:22,178 --> 00:17:24,314 Yeah, congratulations. 410 00:17:24,415 --> 00:17:25,982 If you want, I can program it 411 00:17:26,082 --> 00:17:28,418 to make you shoot yourself in front of your family. 412 00:17:30,770 --> 00:17:31,989 Bam! 413 00:17:32,088 --> 00:17:33,122 No! 414 00:17:34,959 --> 00:17:36,327 Why? 415 00:17:36,426 --> 00:17:37,761 No, no, no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 416 00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:40,229 I'm just kidding. 417 00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:43,099 Oh, that show is so over the top. 418 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,802 Yeah, but the cinnamon-tography. 419 00:17:44,902 --> 00:17:47,872 Oh, fuck the cinematography. 420 00:17:47,972 --> 00:17:50,240 In real life, there's no diabolical CEO 421 00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:51,942 with a plan to destroy the world, 422 00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:53,043 not even Christian DeVille. 423 00:17:53,144 --> 00:17:56,547 Basic ineptitude and people trying their best 424 00:17:56,646 --> 00:18:00,050 is what leads to the daily horror humans deal with. 425 00:18:00,151 --> 00:18:02,119 Well, thank you. This is such a relief. 426 00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:04,555 You're welcome. Hey, stop by the lab anytime. 427 00:18:04,655 --> 00:18:06,523 We have a lot of fun down here. 428 00:18:06,624 --> 00:18:08,592 And I don't talk to a lot of, uh, people, 429 00:18:08,692 --> 00:18:12,930 so this meant a lot to me. 430 00:18:13,030 --> 00:18:15,199 Uh, okay. 431 00:18:15,299 --> 00:18:16,532 I don't remember the first time 432 00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:19,014 I got an erection watching gymnastics, okay? 433 00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:21,372 How many more questions are you going to ask me? 434 00:18:21,472 --> 00:18:22,943 Just one, 435 00:18:23,052 --> 00:18:25,154 but you're going to have to tell the truth. 436 00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:27,078 What's the real reason 437 00:18:27,177 --> 00:18:30,161 you haven't watched "Society Tomorrow"? 438 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,209 Because I like being contrarian. 439 00:18:32,308 --> 00:18:34,745 It's an easy way to get attention, okay? 440 00:18:34,845 --> 00:18:38,149 The reality is I do want to watch the dumb show. 441 00:18:38,248 --> 00:18:40,284 The cinematography sounds incredible. 442 00:18:40,383 --> 00:18:41,551 But the more people talked about it, 443 00:18:41,651 --> 00:18:42,952 the more annoying it got. 444 00:18:43,054 --> 00:18:45,657 Also, my ex-girlfriend was super into sci-fi, 445 00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:47,391 and it makes me sad to think about her, 446 00:18:47,491 --> 00:18:49,459 even though sometimes I still watch porn 447 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,162 with women who look a lot like her. 448 00:18:51,262 --> 00:18:53,864 Wow, he cracked fast. 449 00:18:53,964 --> 00:18:56,434 I've never seen a more mentally weak man. 450 00:18:56,534 --> 00:18:58,468 And at first, the Glen stuff really pissed me off, 451 00:18:58,568 --> 00:19:00,370 but then I saw a picture of the actor, 452 00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:01,738 and he's so hot. 453 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,074 I'm gonna record some of this 454 00:19:03,173 --> 00:19:05,008 to use against him whenever he's being annoying. 455 00:19:05,109 --> 00:19:08,545 Hmm. 456 00:19:08,645 --> 00:19:09,980 We will let you go 457 00:19:10,081 --> 00:19:13,450 after you sing the song "Summer Nights" from "Grease," 458 00:19:13,551 --> 00:19:15,419 both the girl and boy parts. 459 00:19:15,962 --> 00:19:17,298 ♪ S... ♪ 460 00:19:17,553 --> 00:19:19,506 So is the StrapIn still stuck to your wrist? 461 00:19:19,584 --> 00:19:22,420 No, I got it off, but then I put it back on. 462 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,194 I feel stupid for how paranoid I got. 463 00:19:24,241 --> 00:19:25,728 I actually thought they were listening to me. 464 00:19:25,828 --> 00:19:27,131 What are you doing this weekend? 465 00:19:27,217 --> 00:19:29,030 Probably gonna log into my ex-girlfriend's account, 466 00:19:29,116 --> 00:19:30,668 binge-watch "Society Tomorrow," 467 00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:33,170 and give up on my attempts to be a unique individual. 468 00:19:33,269 --> 00:19:35,771 I decided that show is a little overrated, 469 00:19:35,857 --> 00:19:38,404 but it does have great cinnamon-tography. 470 00:19:38,451 --> 00:19:39,928 What did you just say? 471 00:19:40,006 --> 00:19:41,579 It has great cinnamon-tography. 472 00:19:41,679 --> 00:19:42,912 It's cinematography. 473 00:19:43,013 --> 00:19:44,215 Have you been saying "cinnamon-tography" 474 00:19:44,314 --> 00:19:45,216 your whole life? 475 00:19:45,315 --> 00:19:46,617 Cinnamon-tography. 476 00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:48,119 Cinematography. 477 00:19:48,218 --> 00:19:49,987 - Shit. - I'll catch up with you later. 478 00:19:50,086 --> 00:19:51,221 God. 479 00:19:51,322 --> 00:19:53,858 God is a kid in a candy store, and Satan... 480 00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:57,362 Hey, I'm sorry I haven't been acknowledging you as a person. 481 00:19:57,461 --> 00:19:59,696 That's okay. 482 00:19:59,796 --> 00:20:00,931 I understand what it's like 483 00:20:01,032 --> 00:20:03,100 to be left out of a cultural phenomenon. 484 00:20:03,199 --> 00:20:05,334 I could never get into "Game of Thrones." 485 00:20:05,435 --> 00:20:07,805 The nudity felt gratuitous. 486 00:20:07,904 --> 00:20:09,172 I like true-crime stuff. 487 00:20:09,273 --> 00:20:10,274 Have you seen that TV show 488 00:20:10,373 --> 00:20:11,386 about Richard Ramirez, "The Night Stalker"? 489 00:20:11,441 --> 00:20:12,609 Yes, I have. 490 00:20:12,709 --> 00:20:15,545 Real-life atrocities are my guilty pleasure. 491 00:20:15,645 --> 00:20:17,080 Great. 492 00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:18,748 Every morning we'll have a 20-to 30-second conversation 493 00:20:18,841 --> 00:20:21,718 - about "The Night Stalker." - Oh, that sounds nice. 494 00:20:21,818 --> 00:20:23,954 Say, did you see last night 495 00:20:24,055 --> 00:20:25,789 when he shot that old woman in the face? 496 00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:29,693 - Yeah, I loved it. - Yeah, you know, I did, too. 497 00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,295 I didn't want to love it, but I did. 498 00:20:31,395 --> 00:20:33,396 Listen, he's compelling. What am I gonna say? 499 00:20:33,497 --> 00:20:35,431 He's incredibly compelling. 500 00:20:35,499 --> 00:20:38,236 Huh, 5,000 steps. Pretty good day. 501 00:21:00,369 --> 00:21:02,635 I just got to the episode last night where the GuardWrist 502 00:21:02,713 --> 00:21:04,486 - makes Barbara kill herself. - Fuck! 503 00:21:04,549 --> 00:21:06,360 - Kill herself. - Fuck! 504 00:21:06,455 --> 00:21:07,603 Fuck! 505 00:21:07,674 --> 00:21:09,158 Fuck! Fuck! 506 00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:11,023 We're set. Let's do it once more. 507 00:21:11,093 --> 00:21:13,270 I think I can do about one more of those. 508 00:21:14,262 --> 00:21:15,472 Fuck! Fuck! 37988

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