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(alarm ringing)
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(alarm stops)
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(sighs)
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Whenever I get lonely
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From my daydreams of you
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These words I read remind me
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Of the love we once knew
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They tell of
all the happiness
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Of days gone by
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And I read it till
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It dries the tears
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That run through my eyes
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I know those days are gone
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And are a part of the past
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-Shit.
But memories
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And dreams of them
forever will last
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And I must learn to realize
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You're no longer mine
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While the boy I dream
will comfort me
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With every line
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(engine cranking)
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I tell myself
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You're thinking of me
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Each time I think
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-Of you
-(phone ringing)
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But now I know
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It never could be
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That told...
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Thanks for calling
customer support.
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-This is Linda.
How can I help you? -RONNIE:
Hi.
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Linda, is it?!
Well, this is ILCrewRon,
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and we have a fucking code black
over here!
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We are losing followers
by the fucking minute.
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And-- excuse my French--
you people
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don't know what the fuck
you are doing.
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Okay. I'm glad
to take a look into that.
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RONNIE:
Yeah, take a ganders!
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I see that we already have
a service ticket open for you.
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Y-Yes, there was, Linda.
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By someone named Christopher
or some shit.
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And he was about as unhelpful
as, um, uh,
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the, uh, fucking--
I don't know fucking what!
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Now, I'll tell you this, Linda.
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This conversation
is trending even fuck--
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I-I can't. I'm just-- I'm sorry.
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Hey, Linda.
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Uh, it's ILCrewAlfonso here.
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I'm sorry about my friend.
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But, you know,
he's understandably very upset
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over what's been a wildly
traumatic couple of hours here.
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-I'm sure.
-So, from where we're sitting,
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it appears
that we've been hacked
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and someone's stealing
our followers, go figure.
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Unfortunately, I don't see
any signs of a hack on my end.
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Linda, ILCrewRonnie here.
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That's because it was a fucking
act of cyberterrorism, Lin-dur.
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-Open up your fucking eyes.
-Hey,
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ILCrewAlfonso again. I think
what my friend is trying
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to say is that, you know,
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wars aren't fought
on the battlefield anymore.
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No, they're fought
on the cloud.
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-I understand, sir.
-Great.
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So, talk to me about, uh...
about un-verification.
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How does someone of my social
stature find himself unverified?
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-(chuckles)
-Unfortunately, we're not able
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to discuss the protocol
of verification.
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Then what the fuck
is the point?!
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What the fuck's the point
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of any of it?!
Why do you even fucking exist,
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-you piece of shit?!
-Hi. Lin-dur?
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This is ILCrewRonnie.
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And I think,
as a verified user,
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I can translate
for my friend ILCrewAlf.
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And I think what he's trying
to say is that
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you think you're a fucking big,
powerful gatekeeper, Linda?
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Well, guess what.
This is all you have
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in your shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit life!
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Oh, yeah, that's right, Linda!
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It was a fake-out!
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You thought I was the good cop?
Well, bitch,
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I'm a fucking bad cop!
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So fu... ck you.
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(phone beeps off)
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So, what do we do now?
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I think it's all about content.
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We just need to generate
some dope content, you know?
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Problem, though-- and this is
not a judgment on us--
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but our lives right now
ain't exactly
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(sighs)
Look, it's super easy.
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All we got to do is find some
old pics, some B-sides of us
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hanging out with Lou.
Throw that shit up there.
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I mean, back in the day,
they used to get a ton of likes.
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Ooh, what about this one?
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Us hanging out
with a bunch of whores
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Uh, I wouldn't fuck
with their NDA.
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I mean, remember
what happened to Craig?
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Oh, here's a great one--
us hanging out with Lou
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at Satellite
after the Cubs won the Series.
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Oh, yeah. That one got,
like, boffo likes.
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Most likes I've ever gotten.
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And posted.
Now we just sit back
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and let the likes come
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to Da-- What just happened?
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I just lost 40 followers.
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Well, if the comments
are any indicator,
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uh, people are finding it
a hair thirsty
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to be posting a picture
of your dead friend.
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There's also some
Jew stuff, too.
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There's always gonna be
Jew stuff.
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Yeah, what is it about you guys?
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We're a lightning rod
for Internet hate.
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All right. Well, I guess we
just got to take new dope pics.
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Why don't we go back
to Satellite, you know?
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Have a great time,
generate some dope content.
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Problem solved.
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That's a fucking brilliant idea.
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Plus, we get to see Jenna,
you know?
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She'll hook us up for sure.
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Jenna? She fucking loves us.
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She loves us.
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-Yo, what up? It's your boy Alf.
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And your boy Ronnie. We out here
at the world-famous,
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legendary Satellite club
in Chicago, Illinois.
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-It's lit!
-We out here.
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We out here!
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-Goddamn it! Cut!
-(slurping)
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Fuck. There ain't no Mudslides
at no Satellite.
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-Eh, who cares?
-What is with you and these fucking Mudslides, dawg?
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-Man, they're good. Whatever.
-This is never gonna work.
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I'm telling you, bro,
if you shoot tight enough,
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I think you can
fucking figure it out.
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I couldn't shoot tight enough
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to avoid these tchotchkes
if I tried.
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There's a fucking ibex
in the corner with Ray-Bans on.
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You got toy trains everywhere.
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I mean, who am I,
Janusz Kaminski?
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All right, fine.
Why don't you just post
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that picture that we took
with all them girls
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outside Satellite earlier?
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No one's gonna know Jenna
denied us unceremoniously.
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Oy.
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I'm verified still.
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And I just feel
like we do not want to risk
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our crew's
only verified member...
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(chuckles) getting any sort
of Bow Wow blowback, right?
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Okay, fine, fuck it.
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And... posted.
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Can you fucking believe Jenna?
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I mean, think of the amount
of liquor we consumed
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at that place over the years.
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I'm pretty sure
all of it was free, but...
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And... roasted.
I just lost 600 more.
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-Already?
-I mean, are these people all together?
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How did they find out we didn't
get into the club?
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Someone just posted
a picture of us
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sitting at this bar right now.
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-Spooky.
-It's a conspiracy.
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It's Assange, man.
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It's Assange,
who's fuckin' Snowden,
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who's fuckin' Pamela Anderson.
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And there's mics and cameras
everywhere, dawg.
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Hello?
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It's
it's Adult Swim,
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it's
it's the whole thing, man.
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Don't you see?
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There's no conspiracy
against us, bro.
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Our friend died, so now nobody
gives a fuck about us anymore.
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I'm telling you, dude,
this is Deep State ey got Kanye!
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Look, our social media footprint
is disappearing faster
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than the fucking picture of the
McFlys in
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We hit
we don't fucking exist.
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Counterpoint, though.
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This is a wake-up call.
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Don't think of it as
the number we've plummeted to.
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Think of it as the number
we're starting at.
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There are people who get
paid bank just to be on IG.
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Yeah, but those are all, like,
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fuckin' unfunny,
talentless hacks.
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quot;Fuckin' millennials...quot;
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Don't get me fuckin' started.
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You become famous for what,
unboxing stuff?
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Or, like, making videos of
yourself playing a video game?
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Dorks. How about this
sweet little white boy here
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in our own backyard?
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CadeWho'sPaid?
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RONNIE:
CadeAlwaysPaid.
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quot;Never the wind gust emoji,
always the beer mugs emoji.
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14. Lover of Christ.
Hillsong for life
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Kid just got 500,000 likes
for posting a reaction video
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of him watching himself
watch a trailer
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of his Instagram story.
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I hate these people.
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Hate, hate, hate!
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(laughing)
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What?
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Aw, nothing, just laughing
about this thing I heard.
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(laughing harder)
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(laughing)
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I think I... I think I heard
the same thing, actually.
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Is it about how these idiots are
paying Instagram personalities
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for, like, a...
like a... like, a pic?
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Like, a mention.
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Just so they can boost
their own likes and followers.
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I mean, thirsty!
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I mean, some people
are so parched.
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Right? Dehydrated.
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Seeing mirages and shit.
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Yeah.
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It's like... It's like
get some electrolytes, you know?
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(laughter stops)
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Can you guess the man
behind these jeans?
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Drumroll, please.
(imitating drumroll)
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If your guess is Yaphet Kotto,
you're wrong!
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(laughs): These are
my aspirational skinny jeans.
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That's right, I am now dedicated
to losing weight.
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-Good for you, Dad.
-Yeah, and that Fashion Nova fit
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-will accentuate those curves.
-Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, I love the whole big,
like, Jared Fogle reveal, too.
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Well, I think
the big Jared Fogle reveal
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was that he was a sick fuck.
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I mean, dude was
the Gordon Willis of naked kids.
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Nice work, Ron. A cinephile joke
about a pedophile.
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-You are...
-Well, I have been taking
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a MasterClass on cinematography.
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But I think my real question
about Jared Fogle
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is how long was protecting that guy?
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Yeah, I mean,
I like to eat fresh,
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but not that fresh.
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-(laughs): You know
what I'm saying? -(laughs)
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Yeah.
233
00:09:43,782 --> 00:09:45,117
-It's a tough area.
-Yeah.
234
00:09:45,150 --> 00:09:47,620
Anyway, Dad, we need
to borrow $5,000
235
00:09:47,653 --> 00:09:49,655
for a very lucrative
business opportunity.
236
00:09:49,688 --> 00:09:51,824
And if all goes right,
this could result
237
00:09:51,857 --> 00:09:53,626
-in hundreds of thousands...
-Possibly millions.
238
00:09:53,659 --> 00:09:54,960
...of likes.
239
00:09:54,993 --> 00:09:57,630
(laughs)
240
00:09:57,663 --> 00:09:59,264
I thought I heard you say
241
00:09:59,297 --> 00:10:01,934
that you wanted
to borrow $5,000.
242
00:10:01,967 --> 00:10:03,002
Yes, he did.
243
00:10:03,035 --> 00:10:05,337
-And what are likes?
-Well, like,
244
00:10:05,370 --> 00:10:07,973
um, on Instagram
when you post a picture
245
00:10:08,006 --> 00:10:10,209
to let people know what you're
doing at that exact moment.
246
00:10:10,242 --> 00:10:13,378
-Why?
-Well, so people can see all the cool stuff you're doing.
247
00:10:13,412 --> 00:10:16,315
-Why?
-Mmm, because if they double-click on that image,
248
00:10:16,348 --> 00:10:17,815
that means they .
249
00:10:17,849 --> 00:10:19,151
Why?
250
00:10:19,184 --> 00:10:20,919
Oh, because th-the
more likes you get,
251
00:10:20,952 --> 00:10:23,255
th-the better it is
for, like, everybody.
252
00:10:23,288 --> 00:10:25,391
I don't know, man,
it's hard to explain.
253
00:10:25,424 --> 00:10:27,893
Uh, I guess...
254
00:10:27,926 --> 00:10:31,864
so, my-my point is, like,
the more likes you get,
255
00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:33,766
it leads to more followers,
256
00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:35,334
which then leads
to a more lucrative career
257
00:10:35,367 --> 00:10:36,868
getting l-likes and followers.
258
00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:38,437
You think maybe we could
just borrow this money,
259
00:10:38,470 --> 00:10:40,840
no questions asked, Lafonso?
(chuckles)
260
00:10:42,941 --> 00:10:45,444
-I'm gonna give you the money.
-(exhales) Yeah.
261
00:10:45,477 --> 00:10:47,713
On two conditions:
262
00:10:47,746 --> 00:10:49,081
stop banging your kin.
263
00:10:49,114 --> 00:10:50,249
-That's a fair ask.
-Yeah, I promise.
264
00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:52,151
Okay? And the second condition:
265
00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:53,718
stop fornicating
with your cousin.
266
00:10:53,752 --> 00:10:55,286
And I ain't playing
with you, son.
267
00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:56,855
Yes, sir.
268
00:10:56,888 --> 00:10:58,357
Now, I've been...
269
00:10:58,390 --> 00:11:02,026
I was saving this
for a Rascal scooter--
270
00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:03,962
aspirational, I'm aware.
271
00:11:03,995 --> 00:11:05,431
I'm still...
272
00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:08,067
(groans) ...multiple
Fogle reveals away
273
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,202
from not snapping that chassis.
274
00:11:10,235 --> 00:11:15,040
But I want you to get some...
get some loves on old Lafonso.
275
00:11:15,073 --> 00:11:17,776
You know what, Dad,
maybe never mind...
276
00:11:17,809 --> 00:11:18,843
You know what, thank you so
much, they're called likes
277
00:11:18,877 --> 00:11:21,881
and this is definitely
going to the right place.
278
00:11:24,382 --> 00:11:26,819
279
00:11:29,888 --> 00:11:32,124
Yo, what up? It's Cade.
280
00:11:32,157 --> 00:11:34,493
Hope you enjoyed the BTS
of my lacrosse practice.
281
00:11:34,526 --> 00:11:37,195
LaxPrax. What, what?
282
00:11:37,229 --> 00:11:39,765
Stay tuned for some sick-ass
vids on this sick-ass Saturday.
283
00:11:39,798 --> 00:11:41,867
Don't forget to smash
that "like" button.
284
00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:43,302
All right, stay vibey,
Cadertots.
285
00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:46,171
You the pervs that DM'd me?
286
00:11:46,204 --> 00:11:48,140
Yes, very nice to meet you.
287
00:11:48,173 --> 00:11:49,742
Not pervs, though.
288
00:11:49,775 --> 00:11:52,810
We're cool. Plus, we got
the five grand, so...
289
00:11:52,844 --> 00:11:55,147
All right, which-which one
of you is taking the pic?
290
00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:57,516
Uh, what? (laughs)
Both, player.
291
00:11:57,549 --> 00:11:59,284
It's five grand each, fuckboy.
292
00:11:59,317 --> 00:12:00,853
Plus, with this guy's
enormous head,
293
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,855
I'm going to have to
change the aspect ratio
294
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,857
just to fit that fucking
melon in the frame.
295
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:07,425
Who are you,
Roger fucking Deakins?
296
00:12:07,459 --> 00:12:09,428
No, I'm Cade Who's
Fucking Paid,
297
00:12:09,461 --> 00:12:12,064
not Cade Who Does Free Shit
For Geezers Who Suck Each Other.
298
00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:16,535
What's the play here?
299
00:12:16,568 --> 00:12:18,470
I mean, do we do you,
get you reverified
300
00:12:18,503 --> 00:12:20,372
or is that good
money after bad?
301
00:12:20,405 --> 00:12:22,406
If my numbers go up,
I won't forget you.
302
00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:26,278
Yo, I'll do it for five
if you guys do me a solid.
303
00:12:26,311 --> 00:12:28,113
This mall has a rule
where no one under 16
304
00:12:28,146 --> 00:12:30,048
is allowed in
without an adult.
305
00:12:30,081 --> 00:12:34,987
And my chaperone, my momager's
fiancé, Stuart, bailed on me.
306
00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:37,823
So, I need you guys to walk
with me if you want your pic.
307
00:12:37,856 --> 00:12:39,224
Plus we can't post
right now, anyways.
308
00:12:39,257 --> 00:12:41,425
And why is that, exactly?
309
00:12:41,459 --> 00:12:45,396
Um, maybe because of the fucking
post-to-like algorithm, Dad?
310
00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:48,166
Everybody knows you post
at 5:00 p.m. or 2:00 a.m.
311
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,102
-Yeah, I mean...
-Right, no. The five-two, the five-two.
312
00:12:50,135 --> 00:12:52,004
Yeah, we knew that, we just
wanted to make sure you knew it.
313
00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:53,272
-Right, right.
-So...
314
00:12:53,305 --> 00:12:55,239
Dad. Are we all calling
each other quot?
315
00:12:55,273 --> 00:12:57,075
-Hey, I guess
is new slang. -That's right, Dad.
316
00:12:57,108 --> 00:12:59,578
What are we doing, man?
317
00:12:59,611 --> 00:13:01,380
We're really going to give
my dad's Rascal money
318
00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:02,915
to this prick?
319
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,550
Haven't we taken
enough for one day?
320
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,919
-Just chill.
-CLERK: Cade, my man.
321
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:09,421
-Long time, no see.
-Yeah, been hella busy.
322
00:13:09,454 --> 00:13:12,457
Shooting a documentary
about my life for Poptarts.com,
323
00:13:12,490 --> 00:13:14,226
no big deal.
324
00:13:12,490 --> 00:13:14,226
Sick.
325
00:13:14,259 --> 00:13:15,994
So here's this week's drops.
326
00:13:16,027 --> 00:13:19,932
Yeezys, Air Max 720s,
new retro Threes and some NMDs.
327
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,333
Size eights, gave you
a little room to grow.
328
00:13:21,366 --> 00:13:23,202
(chuckles) Fuck you
very much, bro.
329
00:13:23,235 --> 00:13:25,571
RONNIE (whispering): Those
Yeezys are super exclusive.
330
00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:27,840
I can't believe
this chotch has the plug.
331
00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:29,908
Hey, just make sure
he tags the store, okay?
332
00:13:29,941 --> 00:13:31,443
The little ginger fuck
forgot last time.
333
00:13:31,476 --> 00:13:33,111
Dawg, we're not
his cabana boys.
334
00:13:33,144 --> 00:13:34,546
Oh, and what size are you guys?
335
00:13:34,579 --> 00:13:36,247
A 12.
336
00:13:34,579 --> 00:13:36,247
A ten wide, please.
337
00:13:36,281 --> 00:13:37,282
Cool.
338
00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:41,119
339
00:13:41,152 --> 00:13:44,290
(continues rapping in Japanese)
340
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,165
She sends me
the flame emoji.
341
00:13:53,198 --> 00:13:54,933
I send her
the eggplant emoji twice.
342
00:13:54,966 --> 00:13:56,635
I'm the one who's got to go
to the guidance counselor?
343
00:13:56,668 --> 00:13:58,537
Why? For what?
344
00:13:58,570 --> 00:14:00,639
(boy laughs)
345
00:14:00,672 --> 00:14:02,941
What the pizza?
346
00:14:02,974 --> 00:14:05,344
That's Wallach.
347
00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:07,979
Just ignore him and
he'll leave us alone.
348
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,515
Nah, miss me with that Way of
the Peaceful Warrior.
349
00:14:10,548 --> 00:14:11,416
ALF:
Yeah, bro.
350
00:14:11,449 --> 00:14:13,651
I ain't about to get punked
by some child.
351
00:14:13,685 --> 00:14:16,588
-We're two grown-ass, 35...
-20, uh, 28.
352
00:14:16,621 --> 00:14:18,423
-Tw-tw-- ooh, four...
-24.
353
00:14:18,456 --> 00:14:19,524
-...year-olds.
-We're-we're 24.
354
00:14:19,557 --> 00:14:21,093
And we're fucking pissed.
355
00:14:21,126 --> 00:14:23,429
Hey! Thick, white girl.
356
00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:29,401
Next time you fuck
with my man, Cade,
357
00:14:29,434 --> 00:14:32,170
I'm-a come to your house
and fuck your mom
358
00:14:32,203 --> 00:14:33,538
in your nanny's bed.
359
00:14:33,571 --> 00:14:35,407
Hey, wait, you guys are
Alf and Ronnie, right?
360
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:37,075
Weren't you
in IL's old crew?
361
00:14:37,108 --> 00:14:38,676
-It's always nice to meet a fan.
-Yeah, guilty as charged.
362
00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:40,345
Yeah, I mean I don't have
a pen or anything, but I guess
363
00:14:40,378 --> 00:14:41,680
I can sign your shirt in, like,
marinara or something...
364
00:14:41,713 --> 00:14:43,247
No, no, oh, my God, no.
365
00:14:43,281 --> 00:14:45,651
Bro, I got to ask you guys:
how did y'all go
366
00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:48,053
from being in IL Lou
The Sickest's crew
367
00:14:48,086 --> 00:14:50,689
to Cade Who's Never
Been Laid's crew?
368
00:14:50,722 --> 00:14:54,326
Oh, my gosh, y'all took
a huge; on this one, man.
369
00:14:54,359 --> 00:14:56,595
(scoffs) That's pathet,
bro, fuck. (laughs)
370
00:14:56,628 --> 00:14:59,064
(laughs mockingly)
371
00:14:59,097 --> 00:15:01,699
Does this look like
an to you?
372
00:15:01,733 --> 00:15:03,568
'Cause all I see is Gs.
373
00:15:03,601 --> 00:15:06,672
Maybe he needs
a closer look.
374
00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:11,143
Huh? Can you see that?
375
00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:12,945
ALF:
Yo, son.
376
00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:15,680
You think that we spent 15 years
in the rap game--
377
00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:17,582
yeah, we were nine
when we started.
378
00:15:17,615 --> 00:15:19,484
-Don't check on the math,
but it-it works. -Mm-hmm.
379
00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:21,253
You think we spent
all that time
380
00:15:21,286 --> 00:15:25,022
just holding weed and procuring
late-night snacks for our boy
381
00:15:25,056 --> 00:15:27,559
even though places
were all closed?
382
00:15:25,056 --> 00:15:27,559
Alf.
383
00:15:27,592 --> 00:15:28,994
'Cause we didn't.
384
00:15:29,027 --> 00:15:31,196
Nah, we was the fools
385
00:15:31,229 --> 00:15:34,733
who made other
fools disappear.
386
00:15:34,766 --> 00:15:40,139
So what you want
to do... fool?
387
00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:45,276
Nothing, man, I'm-I'm good,
all right? It's fine.
388
00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:47,311
Thought so.
389
00:15:47,345 --> 00:15:50,382
So who did you want me to make
this out to, again, Paula Cole?
390
00:15:50,415 --> 00:15:54,653
"To Paula.
391
00:15:54,686 --> 00:15:58,257
Love, Ronnie B
392
00:16:07,332 --> 00:16:10,068
Yo.
393
00:16:10,101 --> 00:16:12,270
You just
fucking owned him.
394
00:16:12,303 --> 00:16:14,740
He's still sitting there.
He must be fucking crazy.
395
00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:17,376
-ALF: You better
ask somebody, fool. -RONNIE: Yeah, get up.
396
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:19,244
-Yeah, bitch-ass trick.
-Yeah, walk away.
397
00:16:19,277 --> 00:16:21,046
(Ronnie and Alf laugh)
398
00:16:21,079 --> 00:16:22,546
RONNIE:
You clumsy, girl.
399
00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:24,282
He left those
mozzarella sticks, too.
400
00:16:24,315 --> 00:16:26,284
Yeah, man, get the rest of them
sticks; that was delicious.
401
00:16:26,317 --> 00:16:29,721
Oh, my God, that was so sick.
402
00:16:29,754 --> 00:16:31,323
Yeah, it did feel
pretty good.
403
00:16:31,356 --> 00:16:33,091
So, uh, can we get
that, uh, picture now?
404
00:16:33,124 --> 00:16:34,693
Yo, hey.
405
00:16:34,726 --> 00:16:37,696
Put that stack away.
We're fam now, fam, I got you.
406
00:16:37,729 --> 00:16:39,531
Oh, great, well, my dad's going
to be happy to get this back.
407
00:16:39,564 --> 00:16:40,765
You know, we should
probably talk
408
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,768
before we give some of it away,
we might want to let it ride.
409
00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:44,369
-Uh, on what?
-I don't know, uh...
410
00:16:44,402 --> 00:16:46,038
Okay, no.
411
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:47,539
You can't just reach
into a man's purse.
412
00:16:47,572 --> 00:16:48,774
You can't just put that
money back in your purse
413
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:49,775
like you ain't going
to give it back.
414
00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:51,043
I might not give it back.
415
00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:51,844
You have to; it's
my dad's money.
416
00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:53,245
-He gave it to us.
-To give back.
417
00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:54,346
Shut the fuck up, my pervs.
418
00:16:54,379 --> 00:16:57,082
-Again, we are not...
-Yeah, important to clarify.
419
00:16:57,115 --> 00:16:58,417
Yeah, because if someone
hears that out of context...
420
00:16:58,450 --> 00:16:59,485
Yeah, can't
stress it enough.
421
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:00,619
It's kind of like
yelling fire.
422
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:00,619
Yeah, exactly.
423
00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:01,887
You do it enough times, then
when a real fire happens...
424
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,887
-Yeah, you get burned.
-Exactly, you know what I'm saying.
425
00:17:03,921 --> 00:17:05,190
All right. Well, I just want
to hook you guys up
426
00:17:05,223 --> 00:17:06,691
with something way doper
than a photo.
427
00:17:06,723 --> 00:17:09,593
YouTube, they're sponsoring
this influencer party tonight.
428
00:17:09,627 --> 00:17:11,163
Everybody's going to be there.
429
00:17:11,195 --> 00:17:12,696
All right, if I show up
and you come with me,
430
00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:14,098
you'll be blowing up
by the morning.
431
00:17:14,132 --> 00:17:16,135
Will you excuse us
for a moment?
432
00:17:18,136 --> 00:17:20,271
We humbly accept.
433
00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:22,074
Oh yeah, let me get
those bags for you, dawg.
434
00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:23,274
All right,
yeah, for sure.
435
00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:26,111
RONNIE:
You almost ready, my guy?
436
00:17:26,144 --> 00:17:28,280
Do these joggers
make me look hippy?
437
00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:30,382
I swear, I'm on the wrong side
of this tapered leg craze.
438
00:17:30,415 --> 00:17:31,683
I hear you, bro.
439
00:17:31,716 --> 00:17:33,717
And this pleats revival
is doing me no favors.
440
00:17:33,751 --> 00:17:36,620
I mean, look at me.
I'm all fucking tuchus.
441
00:17:36,654 --> 00:17:38,690
Well, first of all,
you have a gorgeous tuchus.
442
00:17:38,723 --> 00:17:40,225
-Thank you.
-All right?
443
00:17:40,258 --> 00:17:42,360
And men's fashion today
is designed for waifs.
444
00:17:42,393 --> 00:17:45,464
I mean, so I like
three squares a day. Sue me.
445
00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:48,500
I'm sorry,
I will not starve myself
446
00:17:48,533 --> 00:17:51,102
so that I can fit into
some preconceived notion
447
00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:54,172
that society has about what
a man's body should look like.
448
00:17:54,205 --> 00:17:56,241
We come in all shapes and sizes.
449
00:17:56,274 --> 00:17:58,142
Yeah, do you know
how unrealistic it is
450
00:17:58,176 --> 00:18:00,712
to expect us to fit
into the Ken doll mold?
451
00:18:00,745 --> 00:18:03,782
Did you know that if you
extrapolate Ken to human form,
452
00:18:03,815 --> 00:18:05,450
he would be 11 feet tall
453
00:18:05,483 --> 00:18:08,520
with a 68-inch chest
and a 20-inch waist?
454
00:18:08,553 --> 00:18:10,622
Yeah, you know I read in
455
00:18:10,655 --> 00:18:12,724
that if you unfurled his bulge,
456
00:18:12,757 --> 00:18:15,594
it would be three-and-a-half
feet long.
457
00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:16,794
Who has that?
458
00:18:16,828 --> 00:18:18,864
Who needs that?
459
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,665
You know,
so young men are raised
460
00:18:20,698 --> 00:18:22,167
to expect this of their bodies?
461
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,502
Phooey.
462
00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:26,304
And Ken is this, like,
rugged lumberjack
463
00:18:26,337 --> 00:18:28,907
who also has enough extra
casheesh to afford himself
464
00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:31,643
a Corvette and
an oceanside residence?
465
00:18:31,676 --> 00:18:33,912
Not to mention
his nine-foot-tall,
466
00:18:33,945 --> 00:18:35,679
anorexic smoke show
of a girlfriend
467
00:18:35,713 --> 00:18:37,249
who goes by the name of Barbara.
468
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,817
I call bullshit on that name,
by the way.
469
00:18:38,850 --> 00:18:40,619
In what world?
470
00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:43,555
In what fucking world?
471
00:18:43,588 --> 00:18:46,358
You know... with a fucking
triple-D tit,
472
00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:48,827
an 11-inch waist and
a round thing in your face?
473
00:18:48,860 --> 00:18:51,596
-I mean, sign my ass up.
-Must be fucking nice, you know?
474
00:18:51,629 --> 00:18:53,331
Ugh, they're both gorgeous.
475
00:18:53,364 --> 00:18:54,566
Hey.
476
00:18:54,599 --> 00:18:57,502
You're gorgeous.
477
00:18:57,535 --> 00:18:59,671
Hey. You know what,
you're gorgeous.
478
00:18:59,704 --> 00:19:02,440
-Oh, stop, I'm such a bloat.
-I mean it. Y-You kidding me?
479
00:19:02,473 --> 00:19:04,643
I'm looking at the pleated pants
now, with the whole ensemble...
480
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:06,610
(kisses fingers) C'est
magnifique, monsieur.
481
00:19:06,644 --> 00:19:08,480
I'm wearing a Supreme bag
like a girdle.
482
00:19:08,513 --> 00:19:10,649
Well, it's working.
Tell you that.
483
00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:13,552
-You, my friend, I mean joggers
are your pants from now on. -Yeah.
484
00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:15,954
And is that a Bape sweatshirt
that zips all the way up?
485
00:19:15,987 --> 00:19:18,456
It does. But I won't be able
to see you if I do it.
486
00:19:18,489 --> 00:19:19,691
Dude.
487
00:19:19,724 --> 00:19:20,859
Yeah, I mean you're right.
488
00:19:20,892 --> 00:19:22,194
You're not going alone.
489
00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:23,896
That's true.
490
00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:27,599
You sure I don't look like
a scary-ass monster?
491
00:19:27,632 --> 00:19:29,801
Nah, you look like
a gangster ghost.
492
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:30,835
Appreciate that, brother.
493
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,837
Okay, I'm going to go, uh,
change before we leave.
494
00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:34,206
Hey, I'm going to go
and hit the bathroom,
495
00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:35,374
take a piss real quick.
496
00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:37,242
And I'm also going to change.
I look like an asshole.
497
00:19:37,275 --> 00:19:39,277
(loud dance music playing)
498
00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:42,581
499
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:44,316
Welcome to the show, boys.
500
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,784
Little piece of advice...
don't force it.
501
00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:48,353
Let the game come to you.
502
00:19:48,386 --> 00:19:50,789
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we chill.
503
00:19:50,822 --> 00:19:52,323
You got that right,
playboy.
504
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,226
RONNIE:
Y'all on Facebook?
505
00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:56,995
Yeah, from an early age I liked
the missions for, really,
506
00:19:57,028 --> 00:19:58,730
just roaming around the world
and killing people.
507
00:19:58,763 --> 00:20:00,764
I really sparked to
killing people,
508
00:20:00,798 --> 00:20:02,467
and people really sparked to
watching me kill people.
509
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,802
Totally agree with you, bro.
510
00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:05,770
You know what you should
check out?
511
00:20:05,803 --> 00:20:08,607
It's like Red Dead Redemption,
but IRL.
512
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,977
Cool. I'll tell my manager.
513
00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:14,412
Now, don't post this shit
until 2:00 a.m., now.
514
00:20:14,445 --> 00:20:16,348
No shit, Dad.
515
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,250
516
00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:20,017
Oh, my God, Gangsta Unwrapper,
I never do this,
517
00:20:20,051 --> 00:20:22,419
but I just wanted to come up
and say hello, I'm a huge fan.
518
00:20:22,453 --> 00:20:24,956
-Yeah, how do you do it?
-I just open the toys,
519
00:20:24,989 --> 00:20:28,460
say why I hate it,
get more toys.
520
00:20:28,493 --> 00:20:30,528
You know, I bet a lot of people
tell you you're spoiled.
521
00:20:30,561 --> 00:20:32,496
-No doubt.
-You know what I say to them?
522
00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:35,000
They're spoiled,
by your talent.
523
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:37,601
Can we get a pic?
524
00:20:37,635 --> 00:20:40,038
(shutter clicks, phone chimes)
525
00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:41,673
You blowing up.
You getting mad texts.
526
00:20:41,706 --> 00:20:42,907
-Yeah. All the time.
-Always.
527
00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:44,376
Do you have, like,
528
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,944
a legal guardian
or a parent around?
529
00:20:45,977 --> 00:20:47,412
My driver's outside.
530
00:20:47,445 --> 00:20:48,947
Driver's outside.
You think you got
531
00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:51,316
an extra one of them
Capri Suns on you?
532
00:20:51,349 --> 00:20:52,516
Not for no trick.
533
00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:53,918
-For no trick...
-Trick.
534
00:20:53,951 --> 00:20:56,521
-Little girl calls a trick.
-How old are y'all?
535
00:20:56,554 --> 00:20:59,291
-How... how old do I look? 24.
-(scoffs) 24...
536
00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:00,659
-Times two.
-Oh!
537
00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:04,663
Look, I will never in my life...
raise a hand to a child.
538
00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:05,897
I don't think we're dealing
with a child here.
539
00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:07,399
I don't think so, either.
540
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,301
It's getting harder
and harder to keep up.
541
00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:10,769
It's like an arms race,
but with butts.
542
00:21:10,802 --> 00:21:12,837
You have more than enough
junk in the trunk.
543
00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:15,540
Thank you.
(scoffs)
544
00:21:15,573 --> 00:21:16,742
Oh, yeah, let's get
a pic with it.
545
00:21:19,677 --> 00:21:21,646
Dude, we're fucking doing it.
546
00:21:21,679 --> 00:21:23,014
We're the belles of the ball.
547
00:21:23,047 --> 00:21:24,616
Dude, it's 1:49.
548
00:21:24,649 --> 00:21:26,685
At 2:00, everyone starts
posting their shit,
549
00:21:26,718 --> 00:21:29,321
it's going to be like, ,
good-bye, nice knowing you.
550
00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:31,323
Outer space, hello,
nice to meet you."
551
00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:34,426
(chuckles) I'm about to snort
a floating line in outer space.
552
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:35,460
(sniffs)
Nyah, nyah, nyah.
553
00:21:35,493 --> 00:21:37,629
WALLACH:
Yo. There they are.
554
00:21:37,662 --> 00:21:39,331
Oh, well, well, well.
555
00:21:39,364 --> 00:21:40,932
How're you doing, O'Doyles?
556
00:21:40,965 --> 00:21:43,001
You come to get
mozzarella stuck again?
557
00:21:43,034 --> 00:21:45,337
Nah. No, we came for your shit.
558
00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:46,804
Starting with that
Louis V bag, man.
559
00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:48,572
Like I would ever
give you this bag
560
00:21:48,606 --> 00:21:51,710
filled with drugs
and $5,000 cash.
561
00:21:51,743 --> 00:21:53,078
Bro, you put the bank
in that bag?
562
00:21:53,111 --> 00:21:56,514
-Mm, yeah.
The bag is like a bank. -Bruh!
563
00:21:56,547 --> 00:21:59,484
Look, I know why
you frontin', all right?
564
00:21:59,517 --> 00:22:01,086
You ain't gonna do shit,
you little bitch.
565
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:02,454
(grunts)
566
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:03,655
-Yeah!
-Shit!
567
00:22:03,688 --> 00:22:06,424
Oh, he did it!
Oh, he really did it!
568
00:22:06,457 --> 00:22:08,893
-That hurt so bad.
-Okay. Listen,
569
00:22:08,926 --> 00:22:10,962
you hurt my boy,
and now it's cool.
570
00:22:10,995 --> 00:22:12,530
But I think--
Oh, my God!
571
00:22:12,563 --> 00:22:15,600
He dislocated my shoulder
with a nunchuck! Ow!
572
00:22:15,633 --> 00:22:19,704
Uh, by the way, fellas,
I'm on your side, all right?
573
00:22:19,737 --> 00:22:20,972
He is not a good dude.
574
00:22:21,005 --> 00:22:22,874
As a matter of fact,
let's get him.
575
00:22:22,907 --> 00:22:24,775
(grunting)
576
00:22:24,809 --> 00:22:27,078
Yeah. (chuckles)
577
00:22:27,111 --> 00:22:29,547
Now we all have a common
enemy, right? And it's...
578
00:22:29,580 --> 00:22:31,081
and it's this guy, huh?
579
00:22:31,115 --> 00:22:34,052
What are you doing?
Holy crap! Oh, God!
580
00:22:34,085 --> 00:22:36,755
Is that a Supreme brick?
581
00:22:36,788 --> 00:22:38,156
That's pretty fucking dope.
What are you doing?
582
00:22:38,189 --> 00:22:39,891
Hey, what are you--
Oh, God!
583
00:22:39,924 --> 00:22:41,760
quot;No, no, no.
584
00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:43,495
That's my daddy's money.quot;
585
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,096
RONNIE:
Listen, I don't know
how old you guys are
586
00:22:45,129 --> 00:22:46,798
or if you can cum yet,
but we will
587
00:22:46,831 --> 00:22:49,000
suck your little dicks off
if you let us live.
588
00:22:49,033 --> 00:22:52,404
Brah, we just wanted
the money.
589
00:22:52,437 --> 00:22:54,539
God.
590
00:22:54,572 --> 00:22:55,939
Yo, those Yeezys?
591
00:22:55,973 --> 00:23:01,111
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
592
00:23:01,145 --> 00:23:03,615
-Oh, this is--
this is a good one. -Oh, shit, look at the dads.
593
00:23:03,648 --> 00:23:07,118
-Thank you very much
for having us. -Someone took an
594
00:23:07,151 --> 00:23:09,687
Uh, you know, we're just gonna
turn in, head in a little early.
595
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,157
-(laughter)
-It has been a fabulous night.
596
00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:14,492
I think we can all
turn our cameras off.
597
00:23:14,525 --> 00:23:15,927
You got to stop pointing.
598
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,929
Yeah, remember with your heads,
not with your phones.
599
00:23:17,962 --> 00:23:20,698
Yo! It's 2:00 a.m.!
600
00:23:20,731 --> 00:23:22,767
Post 'em if you got 'em!
601
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,069
-You gangster.
-Go to bed.
602
00:23:25,102 --> 00:23:28,640
-Go to bed, little gangster.
-Gangster! Oh...
603
00:23:28,673 --> 00:23:31,142
-
-Et tu, Cade?
604
00:23:31,175 --> 00:23:34,145
Come on, bro.
Et tu?
605
00:23:34,178 --> 00:23:36,581
The game's the game. There's no
world where I don't post about
606
00:23:36,614 --> 00:23:38,583
IL Lou's old crew taking an
607
00:23:41,919 --> 00:23:45,824
-The game is the game, man.
-Game's the game. That's facts.
608
00:23:45,857 --> 00:23:47,658
Damn, I got to
take a shit.
609
00:23:47,692 --> 00:23:49,494
One of them hit me
right in where that--
610
00:23:49,527 --> 00:23:50,929
it creates that shitting thing.
611
00:23:50,962 --> 00:23:53,165
He kicked me once, and
both my shoes fell off.
612
00:23:56,133 --> 00:23:59,871
Well, that sure puts a lot
of things in perspective.
613
00:23:59,904 --> 00:24:01,606
Yeah, a wild night.
614
00:24:01,639 --> 00:24:06,010
Why are we trying so hard
to make strangers love us?
615
00:24:06,043 --> 00:24:10,681
Meanwhile, I just lost
$5,000 of my dad's money.
616
00:24:10,715 --> 00:24:13,185
Someone who actually loves me.
617
00:24:17,788 --> 00:24:19,591
I'm fucking done, Ron.
618
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:21,960
Look, it was a rough night.
619
00:24:21,993 --> 00:24:24,062
Been a-a rough couple days.
620
00:24:24,095 --> 00:24:26,998
Been a rough week.
Been a rough few weeks.
621
00:24:27,031 --> 00:24:28,166
It's been a rough month.
622
00:24:28,199 --> 00:24:30,535
So far, the year
is a negative.
623
00:24:30,568 --> 00:24:32,670
But I think we need
to sleep it off.
624
00:24:32,703 --> 00:24:35,572
You're right.
625
00:24:35,606 --> 00:24:37,108
(bell rings)
626
00:24:37,141 --> 00:24:39,978
What?
627
00:24:40,011 --> 00:24:42,280
Yeah, uh,
628
00:24:42,313 --> 00:24:43,748
I think I'm gonna
spend the night
629
00:24:43,781 --> 00:24:44,916
at my dad's house tonight, Ron.
630
00:24:48,286 --> 00:24:49,721
Okay.
631
00:24:49,754 --> 00:24:52,491
RON: Yeah, no. I'll...
I'll see you tomorrow.
632
00:24:53,991 --> 00:24:55,994
Bye!
633
00:25:01,132 --> 00:25:03,635
-MAN: Let's get some drinks!
-WOMAN: Whoo! I'm down.
634
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:05,168
MAN 2: Wait, wait, wait,
aren't we forgetting someone?
635
00:25:05,202 --> 00:25:06,538
MAN: Nah.
We're good.
636
00:25:06,571 --> 00:25:08,572
(door shuts)
637
00:25:27,158 --> 00:25:29,159
(computer chimes)
638
00:25:38,302 --> 00:25:39,337
(phone chirps)
639
00:25:39,370 --> 00:25:41,907
Fuck!
640
00:25:43,674 --> 00:25:47,679
Whenever I get lonely...
641
00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:51,950
So, who did you want me to make
this out to again, Paula Cole?
642
00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:55,754
To... Paula.
643
00:25:58,956 --> 00:26:02,092
You should've waited, bitch.
644
00:26:02,126 --> 00:26:05,663
Love...
645
00:26:05,696 --> 00:26:08,966
Ronnie...
646
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,069
-B.
-Stop.
647
00:26:11,102 --> 00:26:13,871
I know those days are gone
648
00:26:13,904 --> 00:26:18,710
And are a part of the past
649
00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:21,713
Ah, ah...
650
00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:25,249
Ah... ah...
651
00:26:25,282 --> 00:26:27,718
Ah, ah...
652
00:26:27,768 --> 00:26:32,318
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