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Cameron!
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Hi.
-My boss is gonna kill me for leaving early.
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What is your emergency?
I can't believe you brought me out in the rain.
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Stop, i love a little summer rain.
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I think it's romantic.
And what are you talking about?
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I thought you quit the travel agency
to supervise your remodelling..
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I did but Owen's out of control,
and now i'm working like a dog to pay for it.
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And Cameron, i can't tell Ben.
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What's the rush?
You know the market would turn around.
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There's only one Hamptons.
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Why am i here?
What is your emergency?
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Okay..
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Speaking of the old Hamptons getaway..
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I need to borrow it.
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Why?
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I'm having a little open house myself.
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But only one guy is coming.
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Read.. His name is Hugh.
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I mean she's my future baby mama.
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I love me my Kate.
-It's not about love, how's your sex life?
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It's..
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It's fine.
-My point percisely.
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You gotta spice it up.
-By banging other girls?
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Slow down buddy,
you're not there yet.
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Slow down.
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Start by..
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Asking Kate for a threesome.
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Are you out of your mind?
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Why not? You ever had one?
-No.
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See, you know i know women.
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You know this, but you gotta grow a pair
and ask her.
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You know what?
I'm not even supposed to say this..
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But Kate has asked Cameron about it.
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No, that don't work me.
That is bull.
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There are clear cut signs,
for when a woman wants to sleep around.
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I know this, perfect hair, good panties,
night time make up in the morning..
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Like you would know good panties.
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I'm just saying, if the sex is already boring
and you're not even married yet..
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Why not throw it out?
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I couldn't handle a threesome.
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I couldn't do it, honestly.
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I'm just not well-verse enough
on threeway ettiquete.
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I mean where to start..
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What to put where,
who do you do first..
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Am i paying too much attention,
not enough attention..
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Who to thank..
The pressure.
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You thank everybody.
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I can't believe you're having an affair.
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Not an affair.
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A fling, a larc, a bump, bootycall.
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Little bump and grind.
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What about your husband?
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It was Vince's idea.
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You're having an open marriage?
How come you never told me this?
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Over 50% of marriages fail because of infidelity.
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So, right before we got married..
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Vince came out with the 10 rules
to a healthy open relationship.
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How many men have you been with?
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That we would never end up divorce because of cheating.
-How many?
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Men biologically have the need to spread their seeds..
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How many men?
-Doesn't matter.
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Do you think Hugh would like this?
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It has no zippers or buttons.
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He'll love it.
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So, he made up 10 rules.
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Yeah, 1.. Never go out with an ex.
-Right.
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2.. No more than 3 dates with the same person.
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3.. no pictures, video, or media yet to be invented
throughout the universe.
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4.. Always an away game, never on home turf.
That includes friends and neighbor's beds.
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It can be wrong.
-Yeah.
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Number 5 AKA the no Marv Albert play by play..
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No announcements, no intros,
no details..
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You see each other in public,
you keep walking.
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Hold it Cammie, this is way to Maxim.
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And i don't even read Maxim.
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What happened if you just woke up one morning, and you were like..
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Time for some fresh dick.
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Sorry.
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Number 6, the neighborhood blackout rule.
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Stay away from favorite restaurants,
clubs, hangouts.
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7.. The group maxed no more than 5 at a time.
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Time out, flag on the play.
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What does it matter how many people if you're open about it?
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More than 5 people becomes an orgy,
i have standard..
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But as high as a limbo stick.
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8.. No gifts, giving or receiving..
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9.. The no sleeping with friends and family plan.
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That includes second and third cousins.
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God, that is so gross. Only you Vince, would need a rule like that.
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The number 1..
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On the Letterman's top 10,
this is important..
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Never ever ever..
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Ever say i love you.
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Maybe you should consider separation.
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Hell no.
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How can i blame him for something i stupidly agree?
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You don't have to,
that's what divorce lawyers are for.
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You don't get it, girl.
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I love him.
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Right, but this makes stupid.
Like..
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Stupid.
-Taxi!
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Taxi!
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Stay, stay, stay.
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Please.
-Owen is at Loraine's in the Hamptons, so you'll be good.
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Great.
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Hey, can you keep this for me
til tomorrow?
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I don't want Vince to see it.
-Sure.
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I love you.
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You and your summer rain.
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You two should only be as lucky as us.
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And you know why?
-Enlighten us.
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It's because we're always completely honest
and open with each other.
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And because we keep surprising each other..
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This year for your birthday,
i'm taking you antiqing in Rhode Island.
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No..
-What, no!
-Yes..
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You're so sweet.
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Quaint little B&B..
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No television, no phone,
just you and me my dear, that's it.
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I love you.
-I love you.
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I have been asking him to do this forever.
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No TV?
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It's after the playoffs,
don't worry about it.
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Hey guys, so what brings us to this two credit card dinner?
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Who is the hottest children's author..
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Since Harry Potter?
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Emma Cooney.
-Boom, there you go.
-What?
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Vince is going to be meeting with her on Friday.
-No..
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To discuss the publishing of her new book..
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Oh my god, why didn't you tell me?
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Because you would have bought a new dress.
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This one can shop more than a speedfreak on Ebay.
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He's got that right, wait til Hugh sees her in that new dress.
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You can really go from..
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Sweet to shitty in one second.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom..
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I will be right back.
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No more working, and travels for you.
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I am just gonna leave you two alone
for a minute.
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ask her.
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What's going on?
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I have to ask you something.
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Sure.
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You know it's only taking me this long to propose to you because..
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I don't want us to end up miserable like my folks,
because they constantly broke..
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I can still hear my mom said..
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No money comes in the door,
love flies out the window.
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I love you.
-I keep telling you, it doesn't matter to me.
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We'll do our house up, and we'll sell it..
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And it'll be our little nest egg, you and i.
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Thank god we pulled the plug on that fru fru decorator guy..
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Otherwise our nest egg, will be a tree house.
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That's besides the point, that's your money.
I don't want it.
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I'm sorry that our sex life hasn't exactly been..
-Ben, don't worry. You know what?
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We've both been really busy and you're focusing on the business, it's fine.
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Right. No, wrong.
-Wrong.
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Way wrong.
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Okay, i've been thinking about something.
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I don't even know how to say this.
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I'm nervous.
-It's okay.
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I think..
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That the way to take our relationship
to the next level..
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Yeah..
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Is..
-It's okay.
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I'm gonna say yes..
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Well..
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Will you have a threesome with me?
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Well, you.. I can't wait to get you fuck me.
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Because i have a surprise..
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Probably Chlamydia..
Hurry up.
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Really?
Really you'll have a threesome with me?
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Definitely.
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I've always wanted to know
what it would be like with..
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Two guys.
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The only question is, tomorrow morning do i text you
or do i nudge you.
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What's up, cool breeze?
How did it go?
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Awful, the worst possible way it could have gone..
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Then you didn't sell it right.
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I definitely sold it, she said yes.
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Then what's the problem?
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Hey, is that you?
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Oh my God.
Hi.
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Matt!
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How are you?
-So good to see you.
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You still look amazing.
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Nice to see some things don't change.
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You still look like you're in shape.
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You always did like breaking a sweat.
-Yeah, i remember our litte work out.
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Let's do punch tomorrow.
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i'm only in town for two days on business.
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We got a lot of catching up to do.
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9am. Lugo's.
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Okay.
-See you tomorrow.
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Bye.
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Hello.. Who was that?
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Matt.
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Exboyfriend Matt?
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Highschool pole vaulter Matt..
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Damn, he can stick it to me anytime.
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Ladies..
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Perfect time.
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A threeway?
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Ben can't even get a boner
with a cat in the room.
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Matt would never share me with anyone.
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At least Benny's getting laid.
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I wonder what the Yanks are doing tonight?
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It's not slutty,
we're evolved.
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It's so European.
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Great, i'm gonna have some guy's balls
in my face.
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I'm gonna kill Vince.
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We're here at the palatial estate of media Tsar,
Jeffery Field.
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His legendary summer, starstudded
la Dolce Vita Ball is the party of the season.
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The place to be.
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Security is tight.
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But i had a chance to sit down with the..
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Always controversial Field,
and talk to him about..
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His legendary career as well as his notoriously
open lifestyle..
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Which is being followed by
his new reality series..
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"Fields of Dreams".
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Mr Fields, the stories are legendary.
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How you started in the mailroom,
work your way all the way up..
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To owning your own multimillion dollar empire.
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Bullshit, i fucked my way to the top.
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I fucked whoever and whatever i had to.
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Men, women, i fucked a camel once.
I don't give a shit.
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Put it right here in front of my cock,
and i'll fuck it if it means i'll get my way.
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I'll fuck you and your cameraman right now,
if it'll make more people watch this shit.
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Why don't we talk about your fabulous ball?
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Your guest list is the creme de la creme..
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Wallstreet, Hollywood celebrities, socialites,
industrial titans..
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And my ever presence entourage,
my boys and girls..
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The beautiful people..
-yes.
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What's your secret?
-I have no secrets.
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I'm a media whore, remember?
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But i don't give anything away.
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So, go to my newest global venture..
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FieldEPublishing.com..
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And for $9.95, you can download
all the juicy tidbits.
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In my best selling autobiography..
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I fucked everyone..
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And as in all Jeffery Field's gala..
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It don't end until the sun shines.
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I'm Michael Corbit.
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Mr Owen, i was told you want to move the cigar box by 4 feet?
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Yes, please thank you.
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But.. It's a massive undertaking.
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Massive undertaking? Do you feel that breeze?
-Yeah.
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See the way the smoke from the cigar is going this way?
If you're smoking a cigar..
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Here, and i'm here talking to Gwyneth Paltrow
and Miley Cyrus..
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The cigar smoke comes to them,
now they smell like Fidel Castro.
249
00:13:17,746 --> 00:13:22,014
You want that? No, me neither. So, 4 feet, thank you.
-Okay.
250
00:13:22,140 --> 00:13:24,754
Excuse me, why is this purple?
251
00:13:24,790 --> 00:13:27,067
Why is it purple?
I want it violet.
252
00:13:27,090 --> 00:13:30,570
Perfection is our sanctity,
if you don't understand, i'll get someone else.
253
00:13:30,642 --> 00:13:33,363
Thank you, you can take it away now.
Go.
254
00:13:33,409 --> 00:13:36,697
Cherrie..
-Somebody really knows how to crack the whip.
255
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:39,543
Cherrie, you should see me in the bedroom..
256
00:13:39,588 --> 00:13:41,150
That can be arranged.
257
00:13:41,259 --> 00:13:45,154
If i have met you before that summer
in Vankemp, who knows..
258
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:47,089
My life might have taken a different turn.
259
00:13:47,135 --> 00:13:51,143
I've got first dibs on Owen.
260
00:13:51,369 --> 00:13:53,311
Besides, i don't think you're his type.
261
00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:55,584
Behave, i'm not a piece of meat.
262
00:13:55,629 --> 00:13:58,051
What is my nosey neighbor Barbara
doing here today?
263
00:13:58,123 --> 00:13:59,372
Being nosey.
264
00:13:59,389 --> 00:14:03,512
I think you're trying to steal my stylist.
Don't worry Barb, i don't think there's a thing he can do to you..
265
00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:05,789
That your plastic surgeon hasn't done already.
266
00:14:05,808 --> 00:14:07,109
I said it.
267
00:14:07,154 --> 00:14:11,288
Stop flirting, if your boyfriend Hans see you touch me,
he's gonna have your nuts in a sling.
268
00:14:11,305 --> 00:14:14,064
If this party isn't uber fabulous,
i'll have your nuts..
269
00:14:14,074 --> 00:14:16,396
And they won't be in a sling.
270
00:14:20,331 --> 00:14:22,464
No no, that sucked.
271
00:14:22,519 --> 00:14:24,064
Let's shoot that again.
272
00:14:24,109 --> 00:14:25,466
Give me the line again.
273
00:14:25,513 --> 00:14:30,484
He'll have nuts..
-Screw it, we'll fix it on the post.
274
00:14:30,763 --> 00:14:32,517
I heard that.
275
00:14:49,173 --> 00:14:51,533
I brought you muffins.
276
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:56,482
What is IW2SUTYTC mean?
277
00:14:56,536 --> 00:14:59,292
I want to screw you until your toes crawl.
-Oh God.
278
00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:03,099
Cameron, that's disgusting, i need
a wetnap.
279
00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:05,205
I need the keys to your house.
280
00:15:05,259 --> 00:15:06,788
So get this..
281
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:10,014
Last night, i thought Ben was gonna propose.
282
00:15:10,050 --> 00:15:13,867
Instead, the jerk asked me
for a threeway.
-No.
283
00:15:13,911 --> 00:15:17,590
So i burned him and made up some
BS about wanting 2 guys.
284
00:15:17,637 --> 00:15:20,214
Cameron, Cameron,
this is important to me.
285
00:15:20,232 --> 00:15:22,060
Honey, i'm listening.
286
00:15:26,181 --> 00:15:29,191
Okay okay.
All guys want it..
287
00:15:29,237 --> 00:15:32,165
The only difference is
some have the guts to ask.
288
00:15:32,173 --> 00:15:33,337
Vince asked?
289
00:15:33,462 --> 00:15:36,399
No guts, i'm his Madonna,
the Virgin Mary.
290
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:40,487
Who's on her way to hook up with some guy
for the weekend.
291
00:15:41,037 --> 00:15:43,750
Why aren't you hooking up
in some hotel in the city?
292
00:15:43,780 --> 00:15:47,997
Because, i told you, Hugh is taking me
to Jeffery Field's La Dolce Vida Ball.
293
00:15:48,019 --> 00:15:51,243
The house is under construction,
i haven't been down there for weeks. Owen is..
294
00:15:51,281 --> 00:15:53,253
He's temperamental.
It's totally a mess.
295
00:15:53,283 --> 00:15:57,201
Every room from South Hamptons to Montaugh is sold out.
296
00:15:58,142 --> 00:15:59,509
Thank you, thank you.
I love you.
297
00:15:59,544 --> 00:16:01,974
I'm sorry i have to run on you big time,
big kiss.
298
00:16:01,996 --> 00:16:03,718
I'm not happy about this.
299
00:16:07,986 --> 00:16:09,861
Oh shit, Cameron.
300
00:16:10,446 --> 00:16:11,950
Cameron, your dress!
301
00:16:12,001 --> 00:16:13,982
Next stop, Hamptons.
302
00:16:15,751 --> 00:16:18,614
Your dress!
303
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,897
Miss Cooney, can i get your autograph please?
304
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,404
Of course, dear.
305
00:16:26,794 --> 00:16:28,544
When is your next book coming out?
306
00:16:28,631 --> 00:16:30,794
It's called
'The Magical Princess'
307
00:16:30,831 --> 00:16:33,007
And it's coming out shortly.
308
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,281
Hi.
309
00:16:41,406 --> 00:16:43,030
Hi.
310
00:16:43,356 --> 00:16:45,388
Hello.
-Hey there.
311
00:16:45,952 --> 00:16:47,658
Weird.
312
00:16:48,598 --> 00:16:53,515
We are auditioning for the "Cooney Magical Princess" book cover, please. Thank you.
313
00:16:53,898 --> 00:16:55,640
Getting a little ahead of ourselves?
314
00:16:58,640 --> 00:16:59,876
Hold on.
315
00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:02,151
Shit.
316
00:17:02,194 --> 00:17:03,778
Oh shit?
-Oh shit?
317
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:06,309
Why did you say shit for?
I know what shit means, what does it mean?
318
00:17:07,925 --> 00:17:11,135
Need to reschedule Friday lunch
to Monday drinks?
319
00:17:11,178 --> 00:17:14,035
Off to Field's summer ball,
Emma Cooney Ta?
320
00:17:14,079 --> 00:17:14,947
Shit!
321
00:17:14,961 --> 00:17:18,018
I was at his party last year,
and it was ab fab.
322
00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:21,451
Oh my God, you need to get out of here right now.
Sorry.
323
00:17:21,704 --> 00:17:23,092
Really.
-I'm only here about the cover.
324
00:17:23,113 --> 00:17:24,043
What?
325
00:17:24,089 --> 00:17:26,321
Vince said not only do i look like a princess..
326
00:17:26,362 --> 00:17:28,276
But i have that magical quality too.
327
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:31,691
We don't have much time for magic, but disappear.
Now, seriously.
328
00:17:31,709 --> 00:17:34,459
Hey, ladies audition's over.
Go home.
329
00:17:34,829 --> 00:17:37,225
DUde, this is like Spielberg's boy, okay?
330
00:17:37,249 --> 00:17:40,071
We invited Cooney so we can scoop the deal.
-Do you think?
331
00:17:40,147 --> 00:17:41,935
Yeah, i think.
So what are we gonna do?
332
00:17:41,969 --> 00:17:44,407
Give me the keys to the Hampton's house.
-Why?
333
00:17:44,532 --> 00:17:47,478
I'm gonna get down there to close Cooney
before Field can.
334
00:17:47,664 --> 00:17:51,848
How are you gonna stroll in uninvited
to the party of the summer?
335
00:17:52,543 --> 00:17:54,365
I'm gonna have to crash it.
-Oh my God.
336
00:17:54,569 --> 00:17:56,802
Want me to tell Cameron you're going so she knows it's legit?
-No no.
337
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,616
She thinks i'm golfing whole weekend.
I don't want to confuse things, it's very important.
338
00:17:59,755 --> 00:18:01,646
Excuse me, hey Vince.
339
00:18:03,568 --> 00:18:04,516
God.
340
00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:06,616
Vince!
341
00:18:06,847 --> 00:18:07,867
Vince!
-Yes!
342
00:18:07,896 --> 00:18:09,000
Stay focus.
-Yeah.
343
00:18:09,024 --> 00:18:11,277
You hear me?
None of your bull.
344
00:18:11,618 --> 00:18:14,419
Vince, we need this.
-I know, Cooney not the pooney.
345
00:18:14,495 --> 00:18:15,640
Got it.
346
00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:17,160
Really?
347
00:18:20,631 --> 00:18:22,209
Oh no, Gaby.
348
00:18:23,999 --> 00:18:25,186
Gaby, pick up?
349
00:18:37,106 --> 00:18:39,474
Hi, it's Gabriella.
Please send message.
350
00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:41,319
Gaby, call me as soon as you get this, okay?
351
00:18:41,348 --> 00:18:43,946
My partner Vince is on his way
to the house right now..
352
00:18:43,986 --> 00:18:46,826
So you gotta get to the hotel and get there quick.
I'll pay for it.
353
00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:50,175
Fast, my sweety, very fast.
354
00:18:50,199 --> 00:18:51,774
Ah!
355
00:19:01,326 --> 00:19:03,978
If i had popped the question,
we'd probably on our second kid?
356
00:19:04,002 --> 00:19:05,564
Oh really?
357
00:19:07,808 --> 00:19:09,737
I've been invited to the Dolce La Vita Ball.
358
00:19:09,767 --> 00:19:11,228
You made the guest list?
359
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:12,983
Yeah.
-One sec.
360
00:19:13,718 --> 00:19:17,726
Sorry, my best friend Cameron is going to that,
i hear it's the party of the year.
361
00:19:18,206 --> 00:19:19,478
Come with me.
362
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:24,433
He can stick it to me anytime.
363
00:19:25,657 --> 00:19:28,070
I would love to, but..
364
00:19:29,754 --> 00:19:31,061
I can't.
365
00:19:38,339 --> 00:19:39,861
Baby, i'm home.
366
00:19:39,976 --> 00:19:41,423
Hey, honey.
367
00:19:42,870 --> 00:19:43,876
Babe?
368
00:19:47,203 --> 00:19:48,852
What the hell..
369
00:19:49,184 --> 00:19:50,456
Hey.
-Hey.
370
00:19:50,499 --> 00:19:51,705
Where were you?
371
00:19:52,508 --> 00:19:54,455
I was running errands, why?
372
00:19:54,473 --> 00:19:55,799
I've been calling you.
373
00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:57,189
Why are you so dressed up?
374
00:19:57,298 --> 00:19:58,154
I'm not.
375
00:19:58,184 --> 00:20:01,746
Better question, what is with this $1700 dress?
376
00:20:01,808 --> 00:20:02,999
We haven't closed the deal yet.
377
00:20:03,024 --> 00:20:04,489
Relax, it's not even mine.
378
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,817
I'm just returning it for a friend, Ben.
379
00:20:13,364 --> 00:20:14,962
So, what did you..
380
00:20:15,462 --> 00:20:16,890
Ask me about?
381
00:20:17,319 --> 00:20:20,458
The Hampton house,
i thought maybe..
382
00:20:21,574 --> 00:20:23,045
I should take a loan out on it.
383
00:20:23,171 --> 00:20:23,927
A loan?
384
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:26,235
To offer Emma Cooney a huge advance
on her book.
385
00:20:26,339 --> 00:20:27,317
Why?
386
00:20:27,345 --> 00:20:30,370
Jeffery Field is gonna try and steal our deal.
387
00:20:31,573 --> 00:20:33,571
Unfortunately..
388
00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:37,724
I maxed out the equity we paid for the remodeling.
389
00:20:37,783 --> 00:20:39,516
Jesus Christ!
390
00:20:40,036 --> 00:20:42,568
What did that rip off decorator charge you?
391
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,438
Nevermind, you know what?
392
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:48,543
Let's just hope that Vince
talks her into it.
393
00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:50,783
He's on his way up there..
-What?
394
00:20:50,821 --> 00:20:52,570
Ben, you should have asked me.
395
00:20:52,613 --> 00:20:57,504
I'll find the money.
-No, about Vince. You shouldn't just let him stay at the house without asking me.
396
00:20:58,010 --> 00:20:58,973
Why is that?
397
00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:01,340
Cause it's a mess.
398
00:21:01,897 --> 00:21:05,021
Vince would live in a leper colony to close a deal.
399
00:21:07,410 --> 00:21:09,189
Is there something else going on?
400
00:21:09,984 --> 00:21:12,517
Ben, don't be silly, it's just..
401
00:21:12,976 --> 00:21:17,689
I would appreciate it if you consulted me
on things that were mine.
402
00:21:18,082 --> 00:21:21,524
Last night, i thought it was our nest egg.
403
00:21:22,655 --> 00:21:25,279
You went ahead and you spend without talking to me.
404
00:21:28,594 --> 00:21:32,194
Vince, via text, what is IW2..
405
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,499
SUTWTC means?
406
00:21:34,951 --> 00:21:37,220
I want to screw you til your toes curl.
407
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,283
Oh my God.
408
00:21:38,321 --> 00:21:40,347
Lucky you, who's texting you?
409
00:21:40,415 --> 00:21:43,490
Vince, i think she's cheating.
-Calm down.
410
00:21:44,983 --> 00:21:47,118
Shit..
411
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,818
Cameron, you idiot.
412
00:21:50,430 --> 00:21:52,103
No, you didn't.
413
00:21:52,502 --> 00:21:56,240
She's wearing night time make up
and it's morning.
414
00:22:01,694 --> 00:22:05,417
Taxi! taxi!
Come on, why don't you stop?
415
00:22:06,389 --> 00:22:08,545
Off to the Hamptons?
416
00:22:19,776 --> 00:22:21,313
Can you take me to the Hamptons?
417
00:22:21,352 --> 00:22:23,189
Hamptons?
-How much for the Hamptons?
418
00:22:23,212 --> 00:22:24,719
No way..
419
00:22:39,343 --> 00:22:41,943
Not the threesome i had in mind.
420
00:22:41,981 --> 00:22:45,858
Baby, i gotta go.
I'm pulling off to Field's mansion now.
421
00:22:46,168 --> 00:22:49,070
Alright, i'm just gonna go the cottage, hurry.
422
00:22:54,745 --> 00:22:59,491
She is the freaking hottest thing
that you have ever seen.
423
00:23:01,574 --> 00:23:03,608
Duncan, i'm telling you.
424
00:23:03,669 --> 00:23:06,716
I'm banging a real cougar tonight.
425
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,378
She's like 28-29 years old.
426
00:23:09,415 --> 00:23:11,139
And she's a real cougar.
427
00:23:11,162 --> 00:23:14,304
No way, no way.
-You'll see her at the party.
428
00:23:14,430 --> 00:23:15,923
Boo yeah!
429
00:23:18,556 --> 00:23:20,348
Hey baby..
430
00:23:31,150 --> 00:23:32,341
Upstairs.
431
00:23:32,380 --> 00:23:34,904
No, no..
We're gonna go right here.
432
00:23:35,825 --> 00:23:38,523
I'm taking you from the couch.
433
00:23:38,577 --> 00:23:39,888
Wow..
434
00:23:43,021 --> 00:23:45,447
Not gonna need these anymore.
435
00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:49,369
Oh my God, you have the prettiest feet i have ever seen.
436
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,939
And i've seen a lot of feet.
437
00:23:54,773 --> 00:23:58,458
It's like two basketballs
hiding under your skirt.
438
00:23:58,783 --> 00:24:00,698
You always this aggresive?
439
00:24:00,924 --> 00:24:03,438
Don't interrupt my skill.
440
00:24:04,018 --> 00:24:06,543
It's time for some butt bongo, baby.
441
00:24:06,566 --> 00:24:09,722
I want to worship your ass.
442
00:24:11,454 --> 00:24:13,113
Aw..
443
00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:17,075
Have you seen Owen?
444
00:24:17,188 --> 00:24:20,135
Yes, he left on an errand,
saying something about the fa grua..
445
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:22,345
I think a little too much pistachio.
446
00:24:23,807 --> 00:24:26,461
Your guest?
-Go and get your door for Miss Cooney.
447
00:24:28,917 --> 00:24:31,623
Emma. My darling.
448
00:24:32,093 --> 00:24:36,194
Mon Rocchie is chilled, the berries are freshly baked.
449
00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:37,881
You settle in..
450
00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:39,985
And you get ready for a fabulous feta.
451
00:24:40,110 --> 00:24:44,140
After spending a wet winter, freezing my bum off at Sussex,
i'm more than ready.
452
00:24:44,187 --> 00:24:46,196
Take Miss Cooney's things to the lake house.
453
00:24:46,219 --> 00:24:48,533
I have to get ready for the suarrey.
454
00:24:48,593 --> 00:24:52,568
My son is coming home from Andover,
i'm planning a little surprise for him.
455
00:24:52,599 --> 00:24:54,537
You just make yourself at home..
456
00:24:54,558 --> 00:24:56,745
I am so thrilled you're here.
457
00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:58,496
I'm thrilled to be here.
458
00:24:58,511 --> 00:25:00,515
See you.
-Thank you so much.
459
00:25:02,016 --> 00:25:04,795
Crashing this joint is a piece of cake.
460
00:25:05,142 --> 00:25:07,404
Emma Conney, here i come.
461
00:25:08,081 --> 00:25:10,366
Hi, it's Gabriella,
missing you.
462
00:25:10,382 --> 00:25:13,020
Gaby, if you get this,
get out of the house!
463
00:25:15,042 --> 00:25:18,298
Just stay with me,
let your staff do the work.
464
00:25:18,328 --> 00:25:21,620
Are you kidding?
It's the most important event of my career.
465
00:25:21,665 --> 00:25:23,315
Please.
466
00:25:23,429 --> 00:25:25,882
I'll do the thing with my big toe.
467
00:25:42,847 --> 00:25:45,507
You remind me of my aunt.
468
00:25:45,698 --> 00:25:47,830
Only hotter.
469
00:25:50,854 --> 00:25:53,598
Your body is banging.
470
00:25:55,023 --> 00:25:58,488
Oh my God, you are too cool for words.
471
00:25:58,542 --> 00:26:01,846
And way too hot for clothes.
472
00:26:13,465 --> 00:26:17,563
I told you that i have a surprise..
473
00:26:17,639 --> 00:26:19,913
For you.
-Oh my God!
474
00:26:20,171 --> 00:26:23,359
Oh my God!
-Nice surprise.
475
00:26:23,413 --> 00:26:25,206
Kate, what are you doing here?
476
00:26:25,229 --> 00:26:27,686
One second, pitstop,
but don't worry ladies..
477
00:26:27,701 --> 00:26:31,306
My engine is revved up
and i'm ready to go.
478
00:26:32,490 --> 00:26:34,503
How old is he?
479
00:26:34,628 --> 00:26:35,501
Old enough.
480
00:26:35,523 --> 00:26:38,734
He's gotta go, Vince is here to meet Cooney,
the deal is in trouble, he will be here any minute.
481
00:26:38,756 --> 00:26:40,685
What?
Why don't you call me?
482
00:26:40,754 --> 00:26:42,811
Do you hear me now?
-Shit!
483
00:26:44,708 --> 00:26:46,291
Oh my God!
484
00:26:46,314 --> 00:26:48,499
Put it out!
Oh my God, your hand!
485
00:26:48,522 --> 00:26:51,143
What are you doing?
-Putting the fire out!
486
00:26:51,189 --> 00:26:53,337
I'm naked, i'm hitting it.
487
00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:55,806
And then her girlfriend walks in.
488
00:26:55,844 --> 00:26:56,906
No way!
489
00:26:56,974 --> 00:27:01,130
Not one, but two hot and horny cougars!
490
00:27:02,051 --> 00:27:04,055
Excuse me, excuse me..
491
00:27:04,108 --> 00:27:06,383
Can you come over here please?
-Yeah, hi.
492
00:27:06,442 --> 00:27:09,442
Who are you with?
-I'm with the guys.
493
00:27:09,465 --> 00:27:10,709
The guys?
494
00:27:10,768 --> 00:27:12,035
Yeah.
495
00:27:12,065 --> 00:27:13,663
Just doing my thing.
496
00:27:13,687 --> 00:27:14,758
Your thing?
497
00:27:14,764 --> 00:27:17,838
That's cool, cause i thought that you might be
a sneaky snake sneaking in.
498
00:27:17,852 --> 00:27:20,715
Why would i sneak in?
I'm already here.
499
00:27:20,791 --> 00:27:22,244
Doing what?
500
00:27:22,636 --> 00:27:24,136
Landscaping?
501
00:27:24,235 --> 00:27:25,829
Skimming the pool?
502
00:27:25,875 --> 00:27:28,497
Okay, moaching.
503
00:27:28,927 --> 00:27:30,419
Decorating.
504
00:27:30,456 --> 00:27:32,378
Breaking and entering.
505
00:27:32,597 --> 00:27:33,893
You don't understand.
506
00:27:33,946 --> 00:27:37,935
Is that because you think i make $12 an hour with no benefits, i'm an idiot?
507
00:27:38,214 --> 00:27:40,543
Or maybe because you think i'm black?
508
00:27:40,603 --> 00:27:42,148
Guess what, I'm Dominican.
509
00:27:42,179 --> 00:27:44,380
Really?
-Let's go.
510
00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:45,751
I'm here to see Emma Cooney.
511
00:27:45,798 --> 00:27:46,627
Who?
-Emma Cooney.
512
00:27:46,656 --> 00:27:48,142
You're here to see me?
513
00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:49,705
Yes!
514
00:27:50,594 --> 00:27:51,836
Hi, glad to see you.
515
00:27:51,888 --> 00:27:56,364
Vince.. Ben Roberts, Family Quality Publishing.
516
00:27:56,379 --> 00:28:00,012
You're gonna meet my partner Vince on Monday, yes..
-Yes.
517
00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:01,338
Of course.
518
00:28:01,369 --> 00:28:04,762
I got a little place down the beach,
310 Hampton Road..
519
00:28:04,837 --> 00:28:07,052
Come buy for a sunset cocktail.
520
00:28:07,427 --> 00:28:10,209
I'd love to, but i've only just arrived.
521
00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:13,058
I look forward to meeting Vince on Monday..
522
00:28:13,297 --> 00:28:16,191
If you're here tonight,
do say hello.
523
00:28:16,575 --> 00:28:18,392
Ta..
-Ta!
524
00:28:19,473 --> 00:28:20,763
Da.. See?
525
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,790
She said if i'd..
Not invite.
526
00:28:22,827 --> 00:28:23,536
Go.
527
00:28:30,687 --> 00:28:32,812
You better get the guys to this party.
528
00:28:32,851 --> 00:28:37,016
They are in for the shock of their lives.
529
00:28:37,075 --> 00:28:38,342
Done, i am there.
530
00:28:38,379 --> 00:28:42,665
Hey, Hugh right now is banging cougar.
He's banging cougar right now.
531
00:28:46,825 --> 00:28:48,741
What are we gonna tell Hugh?
532
00:28:49,871 --> 00:28:51,341
What's that noise?
533
00:28:51,755 --> 00:28:53,475
What noise?
-Did you hear that?
534
00:28:56,766 --> 00:28:59,239
When are you gonna stop this gay masquarade?
535
00:28:59,276 --> 00:29:01,823
There are straight 500 designers.
536
00:29:01,869 --> 00:29:03,791
Now can you let me make the bed?
537
00:29:03,829 --> 00:29:07,798
It's a shame nobody sees you for the man you really are.
538
00:29:07,837 --> 00:29:12,478
Every woman wants to believe she's got the magic to turn a gay man straight.
539
00:29:12,577 --> 00:29:15,824
Owen, is that you.
-Admit it, you shit.
540
00:29:15,861 --> 00:29:18,867
I want more down, it's disgusting.
541
00:29:18,912 --> 00:29:21,264
It's like chicken feathers.
-Owen!
542
00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:22,740
Kate!
543
00:29:22,801 --> 00:29:24,474
What are you doing here?
544
00:29:24,512 --> 00:29:27,296
I told you i would call you Monday,
the house is not ready for you to see yet.
545
00:29:27,380 --> 00:29:28,744
Who's this?
-Who are you?
546
00:29:28,759 --> 00:29:29,807
Who are they?
-What's going on?
547
00:29:29,814 --> 00:29:31,532
Who's asking?
-No more questions.
548
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:36,197
I am Owen Manners, i am Kate's personal lifestylers..
549
00:29:36,221 --> 00:29:38,616
Kate, shoo shoo, your hair is a disaster.
550
00:29:38,647 --> 00:29:41,699
Look at this flyaway, my god you need some hair serum.
551
00:29:41,745 --> 00:29:44,200
Nice to meet you,
how are you?
552
00:29:44,511 --> 00:29:46,199
This is Gabriella.
She is..
553
00:29:46,229 --> 00:29:48,114
Benny's houseguest.
554
00:29:49,433 --> 00:29:50,760
Benny?
555
00:29:50,813 --> 00:29:53,160
So, this is what Benny had in mind.
556
00:29:53,190 --> 00:29:55,648
A threesome with this chiquita.
557
00:30:00,089 --> 00:30:02,651
Global warming in this room
is affecting my chi.
558
00:30:02,688 --> 00:30:04,342
Ciao!
559
00:30:05,021 --> 00:30:07,485
I'm gonna call Benny right now..
560
00:30:07,501 --> 00:30:09,851
We're gonna sort this out.
561
00:30:09,927 --> 00:30:12,685
Fine, it's his house.
-It's my house!
562
00:30:13,499 --> 00:30:16,238
He told me i could stay here
to write my book.
563
00:30:16,276 --> 00:30:18,107
You're a writer?
-Yes.
564
00:30:18,945 --> 00:30:21,532
Like John Gris-ham.
565
00:30:24,321 --> 00:30:25,407
Right.
566
00:30:25,429 --> 00:30:28,901
I'm sure she thinks the thesaurus is a dinosaur.
567
00:30:31,932 --> 00:30:33,246
Hello?
-Hi Ben.
568
00:30:33,284 --> 00:30:35,326
Kate, hey baby. Hi.
569
00:30:35,370 --> 00:30:37,782
Do you have a woman staying in my house?
570
00:30:37,805 --> 00:30:41,113
And before you lie, i'd like to remind you
that i'm here right now.
571
00:30:41,175 --> 00:30:44,144
And she's right in front of me.
572
00:30:45,206 --> 00:30:47,760
I know you will never believe this by looking at her..
573
00:30:47,797 --> 00:30:51,462
But she's a very talented writer.
She has this great idea for a book.
574
00:30:51,493 --> 00:30:54,574
And because the business is running on fume,
In advance..
575
00:30:54,619 --> 00:30:57,349
I thought she can stay at the house for free while she writes.
576
00:30:57,387 --> 00:31:00,861
And at the same time, housesit,
as to protect your investment.
577
00:31:01,058 --> 00:31:03,019
And as for not telling you..
578
00:31:03,117 --> 00:31:04,805
Quite honestly i forgot.
579
00:31:05,959 --> 00:31:08,561
You know, keys and glasses you forget..
580
00:31:08,930 --> 00:31:13,438
A Brazillian bombshell staying in the master bedroom of your girlfriend's house, you don't forget!
581
00:31:13,498 --> 00:31:16,082
Don't you think that if i knew that if you were going there..
582
00:31:16,133 --> 00:31:18,161
I would call her and tell her to leave?
583
00:31:18,630 --> 00:31:19,656
This is not over.
584
00:31:19,708 --> 00:31:21,283
I love me my Kate.
Your my Kate.
585
00:31:21,315 --> 00:31:22,762
Is Vince there yet?
586
00:31:22,980 --> 00:31:25,068
We're definitely gonna talk about this.
587
00:31:31,251 --> 00:31:33,029
There's nothing going on.
588
00:31:34,688 --> 00:31:38,200
I actually think it's her cheating on me,
but she puts me on the defense, weird.
589
00:31:38,676 --> 00:31:40,952
First i get that crazy sextext..
590
00:31:40,989 --> 00:31:43,128
And that brand new dress she never worn..
591
00:31:43,167 --> 00:31:45,216
And my sex maniac partner goes to the hamptons..
592
00:31:45,232 --> 00:31:49,082
To figure out our business, and at the same time
she's there and i can't get a hold of them?
593
00:31:50,733 --> 00:31:52,400
Are you saying something, young man?
594
00:31:52,422 --> 00:31:54,758
He is a three time loser.
595
00:31:54,797 --> 00:31:58,346
His business is going under,
his girl is two-timing him..
596
00:31:58,375 --> 00:32:02,180
And on top of it all,
his partner is stuping her.
597
00:32:02,211 --> 00:32:04,373
That's certainly one interpretation.
598
00:32:09,582 --> 00:32:11,588
So here's where you've been hiding.
599
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:13,846
What's smell like burn cat hair?
600
00:32:13,876 --> 00:32:15,338
You gotta go.
601
00:32:15,603 --> 00:32:18,769
My husband would murder you.
602
00:32:19,017 --> 00:32:20,653
Your husband?
603
00:32:20,774 --> 00:32:22,401
You're married?
604
00:32:27,449 --> 00:32:28,934
I knew it.
605
00:32:28,972 --> 00:32:31,097
Writer my ass.
606
00:32:31,127 --> 00:32:32,815
That liar!
607
00:32:34,059 --> 00:32:36,109
Where are my pants?
608
00:32:36,378 --> 00:32:38,585
They were right here.
609
00:32:38,896 --> 00:32:40,456
Cameron!
610
00:32:40,983 --> 00:32:43,516
Wait, i'll find you some clothes.
-You see this?
611
00:32:44,692 --> 00:32:46,011
Where are my clothes?
612
00:32:46,049 --> 00:32:47,027
All burned up.
-How?
613
00:32:47,072 --> 00:32:49,831
No time for explanations.
-That bastard is cheating on me.
614
00:32:49,884 --> 00:32:51,359
I need pants.
615
00:32:51,382 --> 00:32:54,962
He's on his way.
-No, your husband can't come.
616
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,688
I'm naked.
617
00:32:56,725 --> 00:32:58,240
Oh my god.
618
00:33:13,362 --> 00:33:16,097
Shit. He looks mean.
619
00:33:16,511 --> 00:33:17,972
Fuck.
620
00:33:23,188 --> 00:33:25,102
Your husband is here.
621
00:33:25,133 --> 00:33:26,127
What?
622
00:33:31,405 --> 00:33:34,488
Vince is at the door.
-Good, let him in, i'll ask him how long Ben's been banging the bimbo.
623
00:33:34,525 --> 00:33:36,176
Come on.
624
00:33:55,077 --> 00:33:56,366
No, this way.
625
00:33:56,395 --> 00:33:58,114
This way!
626
00:34:06,290 --> 00:34:07,716
This is great.
627
00:34:07,761 --> 00:34:09,976
Where did baby Huey go?
-Stop it.
628
00:34:10,101 --> 00:34:12,161
He just looks young.
629
00:34:17,032 --> 00:34:19,169
You're here, hi.
630
00:34:19,216 --> 00:34:20,836
Didn't hear you come in.
631
00:34:20,874 --> 00:34:22,934
You are beautiful.
632
00:34:22,973 --> 00:34:25,648
God damn, you find the place okay?
633
00:34:26,007 --> 00:34:27,760
Who the hell are you?
634
00:34:27,989 --> 00:34:29,355
I'm Vinnie.
635
00:34:29,638 --> 00:34:32,605
Are you not Jannie, my naughty craiglist hottie?
636
00:34:32,652 --> 00:34:34,364
I'm calling the police.
637
00:34:34,439 --> 00:34:36,437
Relax, anybody's calling the police, it's me.
638
00:34:36,476 --> 00:34:38,341
Ben didn't tell me anybody was staying here.
639
00:34:38,379 --> 00:34:41,461
He didn't tell that circus was coming to town either.
640
00:34:41,528 --> 00:34:43,986
Sounds hinky, i'm Ben's partner.
641
00:34:44,024 --> 00:34:45,777
And that sounds hinky to me.
642
00:34:45,814 --> 00:34:49,397
If you were Ben's partner,
you should know i'm here.
643
00:34:50,358 --> 00:34:51,874
The bastard's cheating on me.
644
00:34:51,932 --> 00:34:53,894
That bastard's cheating on you.
645
00:34:53,932 --> 00:34:55,666
I'm gonna circumsized him.
646
00:34:53,932 --> 00:34:55,666
.
647
00:35:23,616 --> 00:35:26,565
This is exaclty why Vince and i
have an open relationship.
648
00:35:26,612 --> 00:35:29,582
Then why are we hiding in the boathouse?
649
00:35:29,988 --> 00:35:32,361
Maybe he's having an affair too.
650
00:35:32,904 --> 00:35:37,349
No, Vince would never, rule number 4 remember?
Always an away game.
651
00:35:37,474 --> 00:35:39,431
But you're here.
652
00:35:40,267 --> 00:35:41,738
I didn't think of that.
653
00:35:41,776 --> 00:35:44,945
Never mind about you,
i am getting even..
654
00:35:44,967 --> 00:35:46,120
Tonight.
655
00:35:46,323 --> 00:35:49,488
To think, i could have hooked up with Matt at the party, but i said no.
656
00:35:49,614 --> 00:35:52,536
You would not even cheat on a math test.
657
00:35:52,574 --> 00:35:55,182
I can just see you dining on Wiener and Balls.
658
00:35:55,618 --> 00:35:57,322
No, i'm doing it.
659
00:35:58,497 --> 00:35:59,914
Even if it's Owen.
660
00:36:00,668 --> 00:36:02,421
Owen's gay.
661
00:36:03,214 --> 00:36:04,706
Not tonight he's not.
662
00:36:22,110 --> 00:36:23,910
Kate?
663
00:36:24,988 --> 00:36:26,451
Gaby?
664
00:36:26,865 --> 00:36:28,711
Vince?
-Hey!
665
00:36:28,809 --> 00:36:30,334
Don't do that!
-Do what?
666
00:36:30,401 --> 00:36:32,594
Is she here?
-Oh yeah.
667
00:36:32,655 --> 00:36:35,802
No, she's not, but why are you holding out on me?
668
00:36:36,045 --> 00:36:37,929
Is Kate here?
669
00:36:37,997 --> 00:36:41,932
No, you can stop acting like all freaked out now, okay?
670
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,921
She's gone.
671
00:36:45,481 --> 00:36:46,883
Did you talk to Emma Cooney yet?
672
00:36:46,914 --> 00:36:48,550
Of course, relax.
673
00:36:48,572 --> 00:36:50,418
She couldn't been more pleasant.
-That's great.
674
00:36:50,449 --> 00:36:51,811
When do we meet?
-Tonight at the party.
675
00:36:51,856 --> 00:36:53,325
SHe invited you?
676
00:36:53,439 --> 00:36:54,298
Not exactly.
677
00:36:54,418 --> 00:36:56,114
But she gave you an invitation?
678
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:57,561
Not exactly.
679
00:36:57,593 --> 00:36:58,933
But you're on the list?
680
00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:00,470
Not exactly.
-Stop it.
681
00:37:00,471 --> 00:37:01,735
How are we going to the party?
682
00:37:01,736 --> 00:37:03,658
I don't know about you,
but i'm crashing.
683
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,492
Vincy Wincey!
684
00:37:17,633 --> 00:37:19,608
I'm Vince.
-Oh my God!
685
00:37:19,699 --> 00:37:21,071
Yes!
686
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,893
And you brought a friend.
-My best friend Wendy!
687
00:37:24,908 --> 00:37:26,458
Hello.
688
00:37:26,504 --> 00:37:27,791
Since we never see each other..
689
00:37:27,829 --> 00:37:29,391
I didn't know if you're gonna be like a creep..
690
00:37:29,435 --> 00:37:32,036
Or one of those gadget predator freaks
or whatever..
691
00:37:32,073 --> 00:37:33,452
I'm no creep.
692
00:37:33,482 --> 00:37:34,997
He doesn't look like a creep.
693
00:37:35,081 --> 00:37:36,505
Come on, this is Ben.
694
00:37:36,542 --> 00:37:38,621
Vince told me.
695
00:37:38,666 --> 00:37:40,995
You're the guy with the women problem.
696
00:37:41,011 --> 00:37:42,707
Poor little fella.
697
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,057
Your casa is tight..
698
00:37:45,074 --> 00:37:47,681
We are gonna have mad fun.
699
00:37:49,034 --> 00:37:52,207
Excuse me, what are you doing inviting the Jersey Shore in here?
700
00:37:52,238 --> 00:37:54,057
Kate's already think i'm cheating with gaby.
701
00:37:54,102 --> 00:37:56,642
Aren't you?
-No, of course not.
702
00:37:56,694 --> 00:37:58,028
Why not?
703
00:37:58,051 --> 00:38:02,511
The fact that you're hiding Gaby from Kate mean subconsiencely, you want something to happen.
704
00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:04,560
Hold on, just because you have a screw up relationship, doesn't mean..
705
00:38:04,597 --> 00:38:06,166
I'll stop you right there.
706
00:38:06,194 --> 00:38:09,088
I love my wife..
707
00:38:09,126 --> 00:38:12,762
I'd die for her, do not judge what you don't understand.
708
00:38:12,888 --> 00:38:15,175
Yo Vinnie, when are we going to the beach?
709
00:38:15,205 --> 00:38:16,705
Very soon.
710
00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:20,457
I just don't get how you're fine with your wife banging every swinger in a tri-state area.
711
00:38:20,487 --> 00:38:22,392
You think Cam has fooled around?
712
00:38:22,423 --> 00:38:23,998
Cam is a shopper.
713
00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:26,171
The way to get her off
is to yell Sale.
714
00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:36,967
Honestly Vince, is the Emma Cooney thing bolt
so you can have your little..
715
00:38:38,302 --> 00:38:39,650
Vince Gone Wild weekend?
716
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,151
Vin, where can we put our stuff?
717
00:38:41,174 --> 00:38:43,381
Upstairs, but first..
718
00:38:43,397 --> 00:38:46,802
Who wants martinis?
Only they won't be tinies..
719
00:38:47,037 --> 00:38:49,064
He's so ready.
720
00:38:49,110 --> 00:38:50,536
Get them out of here right now.
721
00:38:50,559 --> 00:38:52,398
I can't.
-Why not?
722
00:38:52,421 --> 00:38:54,985
They are our ticket into the party.
723
00:38:55,023 --> 00:38:58,302
Martinis are nice,
but mojitos are nicer.
724
00:39:03,469 --> 00:39:05,504
Go, go!
725
00:39:05,629 --> 00:39:07,489
Shuh..
726
00:39:07,739 --> 00:39:09,849
Bad, bad..
727
00:39:10,856 --> 00:39:12,605
Did baby Hugh go home to mommy?
728
00:39:12,620 --> 00:39:14,188
Stop it with the baby jokes.
729
00:39:14,218 --> 00:39:16,371
He told me he was 24.
730
00:39:18,559 --> 00:39:20,132
That's gross.
731
00:39:20,257 --> 00:39:21,610
Why did you get a dog?
732
00:39:21,662 --> 00:39:23,380
Sorry.
733
00:39:31,892 --> 00:39:33,994
Why me?
734
00:39:41,331 --> 00:39:45,596
See that?
Would you look at that? Is that beautiful?
735
00:39:49,321 --> 00:39:51,152
What?
-Nothing.
736
00:39:51,356 --> 00:39:52,778
The beach!
737
00:39:52,839 --> 00:39:54,678
We need sunbathing.
738
00:39:54,803 --> 00:39:56,708
Oh my God, you are bad.
739
00:39:56,746 --> 00:40:00,663
You're bad.
-You're bad.
-Ladies, you're both bad.
740
00:40:02,728 --> 00:40:05,757
He is so tomorrow's obituary.
741
00:40:10,175 --> 00:40:12,195
God damn it.
742
00:40:12,465 --> 00:40:14,250
You girls have lovely tan.
743
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,873
We got them dyed in..
744
00:40:16,962 --> 00:40:18,919
Turks and Cacos.
745
00:40:18,956 --> 00:40:20,939
I love to dye for konk..
746
00:40:22,191 --> 00:40:23,738
Me too.
747
00:40:25,268 --> 00:40:27,122
I don't get it.
748
00:40:27,574 --> 00:40:29,324
What about your open relationship?
749
00:40:29,353 --> 00:40:31,547
It's just slammed shut.
750
00:40:38,939 --> 00:40:40,459
Cameron, i don't understand.
751
00:40:40,511 --> 00:40:42,208
I thought that you agreed to this.
752
00:40:42,223 --> 00:40:43,625
I did, but..
753
00:40:44,409 --> 00:40:46,865
It's only because i didn't want to lose him.
754
00:41:03,701 --> 00:41:06,171
Benjamin, thank you.
Thank you.
755
00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:07,626
Thank you.
756
00:41:08,117 --> 00:41:09,675
This is 3, you need one.
757
00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:11,717
Make a fourth, please.
-I need that one.
758
00:41:11,755 --> 00:41:13,368
Before Vince and i got married..
759
00:41:13,391 --> 00:41:15,716
I knew he was wild and..
760
00:41:15,754 --> 00:41:17,231
Unpredictable.
761
00:41:17,262 --> 00:41:18,920
How do i love him, right?
762
00:41:19,045 --> 00:41:22,874
I guess i kinda thought if i let him be with
other women afterwards..
763
00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:24,435
He'd..
764
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:27,165
He'd realized that i'm the only one he wants.
765
00:41:34,928 --> 00:41:36,284
You've never done it.
766
00:41:37,377 --> 00:41:39,035
You can't do it.
767
00:41:40,114 --> 00:41:42,314
You're a monogamous.
768
00:41:43,309 --> 00:41:44,929
How about some music, Benny?
769
00:41:44,951 --> 00:41:46,501
We need music.
770
00:41:46,518 --> 00:41:48,341
Music, can you put the music on, Ben?
771
00:41:48,847 --> 00:41:50,958
There you go, music.
772
00:41:51,675 --> 00:41:53,935
Come on, come on.
773
00:41:53,981 --> 00:41:55,910
I got some moves to show you.
774
00:41:55,933 --> 00:41:58,120
I got some moves to show you..
775
00:42:07,570 --> 00:42:09,311
Come on ladies, let's get you upstairs.
776
00:42:09,370 --> 00:42:11,813
Come on, let's go.
777
00:42:15,895 --> 00:42:17,175
Hell no!
778
00:42:18,463 --> 00:42:20,023
Your room, ladies..
779
00:42:20,105 --> 00:42:21,779
Oh, there's only one bed.
780
00:42:21,825 --> 00:42:23,079
That's okay.
781
00:42:23,109 --> 00:42:24,571
We can sleep together.
782
00:42:24,610 --> 00:42:26,720
Why didn't i think of that?
783
00:42:28,785 --> 00:42:30,148
Go away, dog.
784
00:42:30,179 --> 00:42:32,334
Stop it..
785
00:42:37,822 --> 00:42:40,353
Keys, keys, where did she put those keys?
786
00:42:44,256 --> 00:42:46,171
Wait, what?
787
00:42:46,194 --> 00:42:48,650
I don't mean to get all uptight, and judgey..
788
00:42:48,703 --> 00:42:50,360
Or anything, i just..
-It's all good.
789
00:42:50,405 --> 00:42:51,815
I'm not you, man.
790
00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:54,920
I can't sign up for the Vince's idiot Guide to a marriage.
791
00:42:54,951 --> 00:42:57,213
I didn't mean that,
that came out wrong.
792
00:42:58,124 --> 00:43:02,176
I'm just saying, if Kate cheated on me..
793
00:43:02,779 --> 00:43:04,859
I'd consider killing myself.
-No!
794
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:07,609
Any pricks doing your old lady would be dead meat, alright?
795
00:43:07,639 --> 00:43:10,013
You're my boy, Ben.
I'd go Goodfellas on them.
796
00:43:10,035 --> 00:43:11,375
Mid-evil torture stuff?
-No.
797
00:43:11,398 --> 00:43:14,879
That's Pulp Fiction, get your movie straight.
I'm trying to be sincere, you're fucking it up.
798
00:43:15,091 --> 00:43:17,451
Not only do i got your back,
i'll take the boat out..
799
00:43:17,474 --> 00:43:19,184
And i'd cut that weasel up.
800
00:43:19,886 --> 00:43:21,504
I'm so..
801
00:43:22,069 --> 00:43:22,944
Fucked.
802
00:43:22,974 --> 00:43:24,835
Soprano style.
-Soprano style.
803
00:43:40,219 --> 00:43:42,064
Come on ladies, we want to be early.
804
00:43:42,094 --> 00:43:43,850
I'll stay here and wait for Kate.
805
00:43:43,910 --> 00:43:45,666
You do that, good luck.
806
00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:47,132
Bye bye Benny.
807
00:43:47,193 --> 00:43:49,694
We'll see you later, right?
808
00:43:52,491 --> 00:43:55,505
Don't worry, i'm gonna have Cooney signed
by the time i get back.
809
00:44:00,749 --> 00:44:02,662
Who doesn't have a door knob?
810
00:44:02,710 --> 00:44:06,019
How are you supposed to get out of the closet
when you're in the closet?
811
00:44:06,366 --> 00:44:08,965
Your chariot awaits.
812
00:44:10,895 --> 00:44:13,094
Come here.
-Oh, how sweet.
813
00:44:13,139 --> 00:44:14,962
He likes you.
814
00:44:16,557 --> 00:44:18,183
Somebody needs a doggy mint.
815
00:44:18,244 --> 00:44:19,841
Yes, you do.
816
00:44:19,872 --> 00:44:23,264
I'm gonna die over cougars.
817
00:44:29,088 --> 00:44:31,402
You must think i'm pretty stupid, huh?
818
00:44:31,433 --> 00:44:32,631
No..
819
00:44:32,729 --> 00:44:33,528
No.
820
00:44:33,535 --> 00:44:35,413
I think you're a woman in love.
821
00:44:37,192 --> 00:44:38,676
Let's just go home.
822
00:44:38,714 --> 00:44:41,366
No, we're going to the Dolce Vita Ball.
823
00:44:41,434 --> 00:44:43,046
Okay?
Come on.
824
00:44:43,505 --> 00:44:45,682
Let's go, you'll have fun.
825
00:44:46,022 --> 00:44:47,703
Come on.
826
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,257
Oh crap.
827
00:44:54,237 --> 00:44:54,962
Cameron?
828
00:44:54,993 --> 00:44:57,834
Hugh was our ticket to the party,
how are we gonna get in?
829
00:44:58,392 --> 00:45:01,484
The old fashion way, baby.
830
00:45:02,041 --> 00:45:03,323
Damn.
831
00:45:03,354 --> 00:45:05,397
This is the new you.
832
00:45:05,522 --> 00:45:08,946
Let's freaking do it, we got 3 hours til this party starts.
833
00:45:08,976 --> 00:45:12,760
So, let's whore up, baby..
834
00:45:19,593 --> 00:45:21,786
I'd die a virgin.
835
00:45:22,971 --> 00:45:26,678
Those Jersey Girls, who likes fake tits?
Nobody.
836
00:45:28,982 --> 00:45:32,396
i have nothing to wear,
i'm not even wearing my good panties.
837
00:45:32,427 --> 00:45:34,139
Why wear any?
838
00:45:34,177 --> 00:45:37,109
Let's steal some of that Brazillian bimbo's clothes.
839
00:45:37,147 --> 00:45:40,031
No, i would never..
-I'll wear something of hers..
840
00:45:40,085 --> 00:45:42,458
And you can wear my new dress.
-No.
841
00:45:42,707 --> 00:45:45,534
How do you not work and afford such expensive clothes?
842
00:45:45,572 --> 00:45:48,195
I can't, Vince may have his 10 rules..
843
00:45:48,226 --> 00:45:49,370
But i've got 1.
844
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,095
The wife shopping code of conduct.
845
00:45:51,118 --> 00:45:55,226
Bang him into that credit card, mortgage,
maternity, whatever it takes.
846
00:45:55,255 --> 00:45:57,124
Too confession of a shopaholic.
847
00:45:57,156 --> 00:45:59,175
Til death do you part.
848
00:45:59,917 --> 00:46:02,456
You know what?
Let's get this party started.
849
00:46:02,502 --> 00:46:05,112
I am gonna get us some shots.
-Okay, i'm gonna take a bath.
850
00:46:14,802 --> 00:46:18,239
I didn't even get to see them make out.
851
00:46:21,254 --> 00:46:23,168
Bad idea.
852
00:46:30,078 --> 00:46:32,543
Short cut..
853
00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:33,897
This is so thrilling.
854
00:46:33,943 --> 00:46:35,699
It's like adventure.
855
00:46:35,730 --> 00:46:37,244
It should be right here.
856
00:46:37,350 --> 00:46:40,733
I still have so much to do, and you're dragging me up.
The party stars at 2 hours.
857
00:46:40,755 --> 00:46:44,630
There's no way i'm taking a shower with that pervert,
i'll be quick.
858
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,575
Dwayne!
-Yes sir.
859
00:46:46,598 --> 00:46:48,817
I have to help Miss Shorbin pick up an outfit.
860
00:46:48,861 --> 00:46:50,724
She needs a man's touch.
861
00:46:52,058 --> 00:46:53,422
Don't we all?
862
00:46:54,484 --> 00:46:57,845
Be careful with that, please.
And move that fucking tree!
863
00:47:01,942 --> 00:47:04,701
Aren't you a little old to be playing
hide and seek?
864
00:47:04,783 --> 00:47:06,693
Ha ha.. Very funny.
865
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,315
What did you do?
Bite the head off something?
866
00:47:10,154 --> 00:47:11,534
Oh God.
867
00:47:11,730 --> 00:47:14,081
Shit!
868
00:47:14,632 --> 00:47:17,526
Stop it, Hugh!
You're not wearing this dress, it's for Kate.
869
00:47:17,573 --> 00:47:19,532
I'm tired of being naked.
870
00:47:19,576 --> 00:47:21,723
Please, i'm begging you.
871
00:47:24,710 --> 00:47:27,225
I told you this was a good shortcut.
872
00:47:27,246 --> 00:47:29,410
Ladies, you go work your magic..
873
00:47:29,441 --> 00:47:32,126
And tell him your Vincy Wincy is on his way.
-Okay.
874
00:47:45,133 --> 00:47:48,394
Hurry up, let's go chop-chop,
let's get it.
875
00:47:48,431 --> 00:47:50,723
Thank you, thank you,
whoa!
876
00:47:50,768 --> 00:47:51,806
Where are you going?
877
00:47:51,931 --> 00:47:54,477
I'm with the ladies, they put me on the list.
878
00:47:54,602 --> 00:47:55,746
I don't think so.
-Just now.
879
00:47:55,791 --> 00:47:58,421
They did tell me they expect a Vincy Wincy though..
880
00:47:58,505 --> 00:48:00,718
But not a little sneaky snake named Ben.
881
00:48:00,757 --> 00:48:02,618
If i see you again, i'm calling the cops.
882
00:48:02,687 --> 00:48:04,020
You got that.
883
00:48:04,654 --> 00:48:06,719
White people get locked up too.
884
00:48:09,223 --> 00:48:12,071
Please hurry, if Fields finds out i left,
he's gonna kill me.
885
00:48:12,109 --> 00:48:15,795
For once, can you think of someone
other than your paycheck?
886
00:48:17,052 --> 00:48:18,062
Hey.
-Hey.
887
00:48:18,093 --> 00:48:19,563
Look who i found.
888
00:48:19,758 --> 00:48:21,409
Feathers, nice..
889
00:48:21,455 --> 00:48:23,466
Pants will be better.
890
00:48:23,496 --> 00:48:27,234
How the hell did i become a naked man trying to escape?
891
00:48:27,359 --> 00:48:30,288
I've begun questioning many things myself.
892
00:48:30,334 --> 00:48:32,204
Cheers.
-Thanks.
893
00:48:32,264 --> 00:48:34,342
Crazy bitches.
894
00:48:35,269 --> 00:48:37,795
Here, don't you dare leave without me.
895
00:48:37,824 --> 00:48:40,318
Hurry up please.
-I will.
896
00:48:40,568 --> 00:48:42,016
Ladies..
897
00:48:42,264 --> 00:48:43,349
I'm out of here.
898
00:48:43,387 --> 00:48:45,631
No no..
899
00:48:45,676 --> 00:48:47,530
You promised to take us to that party.
900
00:48:47,544 --> 00:48:49,821
And that's exactly what you're gonna do.
901
00:48:49,913 --> 00:48:53,785
You know what, i think Vince has some clothes,
why don't you go in there and find some of his?
902
00:48:53,808 --> 00:48:55,481
I'll help you.
903
00:48:57,238 --> 00:49:00,192
You know what? I'm gonna get a shower, okay?
-Okay.
904
00:49:05,860 --> 00:49:07,586
Oh shit.
905
00:49:07,677 --> 00:49:10,164
Shit! Shit!
906
00:49:14,265 --> 00:49:17,747
Hey Mattie, it's me Kitty Kate.
907
00:49:18,361 --> 00:49:21,233
Gaby, i'm dying!
908
00:49:22,219 --> 00:49:23,699
Who the hell are you and
why are you drinking my beer?
909
00:49:23,783 --> 00:49:26,413
You must be the perv.
910
00:49:30,304 --> 00:49:32,882
Cameron..
-I'm in the shower.
911
00:49:33,071 --> 00:49:34,215
Mind if i come in?
912
00:49:34,253 --> 00:49:36,748
So, change of plans.
I'm in the Hamptons.
913
00:49:36,778 --> 00:49:38,672
And i would love to see you.
914
00:49:38,733 --> 00:49:41,121
Please hurry, if i don't get to the party..
915
00:49:41,137 --> 00:49:42,770
Field's going to castrate me.
916
00:49:42,792 --> 00:49:43,863
You're going to the party?
917
00:49:43,885 --> 00:49:46,191
Honey, i am the party.
918
00:49:46,267 --> 00:49:49,388
Man buddy, you gotta get me in.
I will do anything.
919
00:49:51,408 --> 00:49:54,101
Almost anything.
920
00:49:54,226 --> 00:49:55,556
No.
921
00:49:55,842 --> 00:49:59,852
Gaby, come on!
I'm dying!
922
00:50:00,402 --> 00:50:01,796
Owen?
923
00:50:09,962 --> 00:50:11,326
Ben?
924
00:50:11,402 --> 00:50:12,525
What are you doing up there?
925
00:50:12,577 --> 00:50:14,370
Looking for a cellphone service.
926
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:15,867
Help me, dude.
927
00:50:16,251 --> 00:50:18,474
Gaby, it's time to go.
928
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:20,563
Gaby, i'm getting old waiting for you.
929
00:50:20,623 --> 00:50:23,231
Make love to me.
-What?
930
00:50:26,251 --> 00:50:27,939
Owen?
931
00:50:29,033 --> 00:50:30,216
Come on, baby.
932
00:50:30,291 --> 00:50:32,563
Those are couture.
-Yeah, talk to me.
933
00:50:35,662 --> 00:50:37,199
Owen, is that you?
934
00:50:37,238 --> 00:50:40,026
Look at these fancy socks.
935
00:50:41,090 --> 00:50:44,188
Oh yeah baby..
-Oh yeah.
936
00:50:44,867 --> 00:50:45,990
Call me mommy.
937
00:50:46,042 --> 00:50:49,229
Call me mommy, oh yes
call me mommy!
938
00:50:49,267 --> 00:50:51,369
Oh yeah..
-Okay, mommy..
939
00:50:51,413 --> 00:50:53,535
Ow ow, you're hurting me.
940
00:50:53,553 --> 00:50:55,517
Yeah.
-Ow ow ow..
941
00:50:55,541 --> 00:50:58,014
You're hurting my..
942
00:50:58,032 --> 00:50:59,484
You like it rough?
943
00:50:59,503 --> 00:51:01,408
No, i don't like it rough.
944
00:51:01,439 --> 00:51:03,530
Come on, baby.
945
00:51:03,555 --> 00:51:04,977
Hey, here you go.
946
00:51:06,534 --> 00:51:07,823
Where are you going?
-Kate!
947
00:51:07,842 --> 00:51:10,097
Where are you going?
-Owen, where are you?
948
00:51:11,618 --> 00:51:13,094
I can't do this.-
What's the matter?
949
00:51:13,119 --> 00:51:14,415
Shit! Owen!
950
00:51:14,463 --> 00:51:16,924
Owen..
951
00:51:17,183 --> 00:51:18,237
Yeah.
952
00:51:19,916 --> 00:51:21,398
Excuse me.
-No!
953
00:51:21,423 --> 00:51:23,190
You're like a man possesed!
954
00:51:23,395 --> 00:51:24,467
Benny?
-Gaby?
955
00:51:24,510 --> 00:51:25,752
What are you doing here?
956
00:51:25,799 --> 00:51:26,734
What do you mean?
957
00:51:27,210 --> 00:51:29,407
I'm so sorry for you.
958
00:51:29,636 --> 00:51:31,113
Owen!
959
00:51:32,066 --> 00:51:34,182
Oh no!
-Ben, it's not what it looks like.
960
00:51:34,237 --> 00:51:36,292
Owen, i'm ready.
Wait!
961
00:51:36,527 --> 00:51:38,920
Before you lie, i'd like to remind you
that i'm here..
962
00:51:38,956 --> 00:51:41,213
And mr, naked fruitypants is right in front of me.
963
00:51:41,249 --> 00:51:43,317
Ben, ben, wait!
964
00:51:43,669 --> 00:51:44,729
Ben, wait talk to me!
965
00:51:44,753 --> 00:51:47,779
About what, Kate?
Your slutty blackberry messages or your..
966
00:51:47,812 --> 00:51:50,218
Gucci dress that's not yours..
967
00:51:50,242 --> 00:51:51,990
Your homosexual..
No, i'm sorry..
968
00:51:52,051 --> 00:51:54,278
Bixesual fling?
Which one?
969
00:51:56,394 --> 00:51:58,010
I'm disappointed in you.
970
00:51:59,271 --> 00:52:02,047
Ben! hey buddy, wait up!
971
00:52:02,060 --> 00:52:03,386
Slow down!
972
00:52:05,752 --> 00:52:07,260
Get out, get out of my house!
973
00:52:07,284 --> 00:52:08,917
Get out, what are you doing?
-Okay!
974
00:52:08,958 --> 00:52:10,382
Where are you going?
-To Field's.
975
00:52:10,436 --> 00:52:11,515
I'll close Cooney myself.
976
00:52:11,545 --> 00:52:15,073
How are you gonna get in?
-With a little novelty called the truth.
977
00:52:15,118 --> 00:52:16,188
Would you please put a shirt on?
978
00:52:16,212 --> 00:52:19,551
I hate you! Get out!
979
00:52:19,676 --> 00:52:20,775
Have you seen Owen?
980
00:52:20,820 --> 00:52:22,659
You're phony french phony!
981
00:52:22,689 --> 00:52:25,054
Your lifestylist is upstairs..
982
00:52:25,076 --> 00:52:28,106
Having an identity crisis with my best friend's fiance.
983
00:52:29,688 --> 00:52:31,919
Okay, okay!
984
00:52:35,488 --> 00:52:38,254
I don't believe this,
this doesn't make sense.
985
00:52:38,380 --> 00:52:40,690
I swear to God, i'm gonna kick his puffy ass.
986
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:42,302
You better be sure.
987
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,508
Stop, get up!
988
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,370
Get your boy jewels off me!
989
00:53:13,506 --> 00:53:15,458
It touched me!
990
00:53:15,495 --> 00:53:16,375
Who the hell is that?
991
00:53:16,420 --> 00:53:17,716
You travel with your own boy toy?
992
00:53:17,755 --> 00:53:18,546
Who is he?
993
00:53:18,591 --> 00:53:20,001
We weren't boinking,
we were hiding.
994
00:53:20,046 --> 00:53:21,395
Between his cheeks?
995
00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:22,904
I'm not into boys.
996
00:53:23,461 --> 00:53:25,601
Not that young anyway,
Gaby i wasn't with him, you know that.
997
00:53:25,655 --> 00:53:29,018
Yeah right, cause you're in there with that skinny bitch.
998
00:53:29,026 --> 00:53:30,118
Yeah, so?
999
00:53:30,127 --> 00:53:33,692
So what are you doing with her
when you are with me?
1000
00:53:34,748 --> 00:53:36,745
It's just business!
1001
00:53:38,695 --> 00:53:40,534
Christ, hear me!
1002
00:53:40,988 --> 00:53:43,067
You're really hurting me!
1003
00:53:45,559 --> 00:53:47,609
You're.. Ow!
1004
00:53:48,371 --> 00:53:49,644
That really hurts!
1005
00:53:49,682 --> 00:53:51,913
That was a bitchslapping.
1006
00:54:08,876 --> 00:54:10,323
Get out of my house.
1007
00:54:10,646 --> 00:54:12,487
What?
-You heard me, out!
1008
00:54:12,795 --> 00:54:14,348
What's your problem?
1009
00:54:16,947 --> 00:54:20,716
If it wasn't for you and your moronic open relationship..
1010
00:54:20,769 --> 00:54:23,261
I wouldn't come down here
and safe your sorry ass..
1011
00:54:23,313 --> 00:54:26,253
And stumble upon that slut and those condoms.
1012
00:54:26,593 --> 00:54:29,271
Which force me to have an affair.
1013
00:54:29,964 --> 00:54:31,283
With a gay man.
1014
00:54:31,329 --> 00:54:36,536
So now, i'm the one who's being blamed for having an affair
when it's really Ben who's been cheating.
1015
00:54:36,839 --> 00:54:40,065
So Ben breaks up with me,
and said it's my fault.
1016
00:54:41,889 --> 00:54:44,754
But it's all your fault.
1017
00:54:45,374 --> 00:54:50,537
It is not my fault your boyfriend is banging some Rio bimbo.
1018
00:54:50,576 --> 00:54:54,439
Get out of my house,
i never want to see you again.
1019
00:55:01,419 --> 00:55:03,830
Where are you going? I need you.
-I'm out of here, i'm leaving.
1020
00:55:03,868 --> 00:55:07,001
Please, you have to tell Ben that nothing happened.
Please.
1021
00:55:07,023 --> 00:55:08,463
Are you crazy? I quit.
1022
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:09,435
Expect my bill in the mail.
1023
00:55:09,465 --> 00:55:12,028
Fine, Quit but please talk to Ben and
tell him nothing happened, please.
1024
00:55:12,043 --> 00:55:15,595
Where the hell is my car? Gaby, damn it!
1025
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:18,414
My life is falling apart, and all anyone care about is this stupid girl.
1026
00:55:18,451 --> 00:55:20,665
Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
1027
00:55:21,744 --> 00:55:23,093
Pardon me.
1028
00:55:23,145 --> 00:55:25,030
I hope i'm not interupting anything.
1029
00:55:25,044 --> 00:55:26,274
You're..
1030
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:27,916
Emma Cooney.
1031
00:55:28,527 --> 00:55:30,526
Oh my God, i'm sorry.
1032
00:55:30,565 --> 00:55:32,660
It's such a pleasure to meet you.
1033
00:55:32,721 --> 00:55:34,771
Ben will be so pleased that you're here.
-There he is.
1034
00:55:34,815 --> 00:55:35,829
Ben!
1035
00:55:37,011 --> 00:55:38,451
Emma!
1036
00:55:38,692 --> 00:55:40,093
Hi!
1037
00:55:40,161 --> 00:55:41,260
Ben?
1038
00:55:41,691 --> 00:55:43,892
Come in, come in..
1039
00:55:44,298 --> 00:55:45,865
Welcome.
1040
00:55:46,182 --> 00:55:49,451
So glad you can come,
isn't this nice?
1041
00:55:49,488 --> 00:55:53,257
I assume that you've already met my lovely wife..
1042
00:55:53,657 --> 00:55:56,090
Right here.
-Your wife?
1043
00:55:56,655 --> 00:55:58,034
No..
1044
00:55:58,630 --> 00:56:00,932
But you two..
1045
00:56:01,057 --> 00:56:03,728
Don't be silly, he's teasing..
1046
00:56:03,752 --> 00:56:05,814
No, i'm Cameron..
1047
00:56:07,457 --> 00:56:10,224
I'm Vince's wife.
1048
00:56:12,476 --> 00:56:14,601
You're Vince?
1049
00:56:15,914 --> 00:56:19,786
You look nothing like how i'd imagine you
from your e-mails.
1050
00:56:20,977 --> 00:56:22,987
But who looks like their e-mails?
1051
00:56:27,357 --> 00:56:29,580
True..
-Nobody.
1052
00:56:29,805 --> 00:56:31,268
Nobody.
1053
00:56:32,646 --> 00:56:35,225
I hate to be a bother,
i just thought i'd..
1054
00:56:35,265 --> 00:56:37,474
Take Ben up on his..
1055
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:41,218
Kind offer of a pre-gala libation.
1056
00:56:41,248 --> 00:56:43,062
You like mojitos?
-I don't know.
1057
00:56:43,106 --> 00:56:46,725
Let's discover now, please..
1058
00:56:47,599 --> 00:56:48,532
I don't want to be Vince.
1059
00:56:48,555 --> 00:56:49,979
Tough, you owe Ben this much.
1060
00:56:50,093 --> 00:56:50,982
I don't owe him anything.
1061
00:56:51,053 --> 00:56:54,674
You know what? I owe you a ball straight,
so if you ever want to collect.
1062
00:56:56,369 --> 00:56:57,598
You got 15 seconds.
1063
00:56:57,628 --> 00:56:59,546
You probably heard a tons of crazy stories today..
1064
00:56:59,564 --> 00:57:01,606
But i'm gonna go a little different direction,
a little honesty.
1065
00:57:01,649 --> 00:57:03,970
I'm not on the guestlist.
1066
00:57:04,018 --> 00:57:05,835
I don't even like parties,
i don't want to be here..
1067
00:57:05,877 --> 00:57:08,066
I just need to talk to Emma Cooney.
1068
00:57:08,368 --> 00:57:09,694
You know Emma Cooney?
1069
00:57:09,739 --> 00:57:10,758
Yeah.
1070
00:57:11,349 --> 00:57:12,778
Ben Roberts.
1071
00:57:13,477 --> 00:57:14,783
Ben Roberts?
1072
00:57:14,861 --> 00:57:16,345
I know Ben Roberts.
-What?
1073
00:57:16,386 --> 00:57:19,404
You're not him, you're just a sneaky snake trying to get into this party.
1074
00:57:19,459 --> 00:57:21,257
I'm not a sneaky snake.
-Yes you are.
1075
00:57:21,275 --> 00:57:23,203
But guess what,
i got something for you.
1076
00:57:23,221 --> 00:57:24,192
Fellas.
1077
00:57:25,752 --> 00:57:27,212
Get him!
1078
00:57:29,853 --> 00:57:32,930
I love froggy the detective,
it was so..
1079
00:57:33,973 --> 00:57:35,496
Moving.
1080
00:57:36,132 --> 00:57:39,710
So, is your wife here Ben?
I'd love to meet her,
1081
00:57:39,836 --> 00:57:42,913
Wife? No we're not married.
1082
00:57:42,973 --> 00:57:45,174
They're not even engaged.
1083
00:57:47,394 --> 00:57:48,744
Kate's upstairs.
1084
00:57:48,773 --> 00:57:51,464
Look, there's Kate right now.
1085
00:57:51,590 --> 00:57:53,359
You are here.
1086
00:57:53,856 --> 00:57:57,095
Kate, meet Emma Cooney, the author.
1087
00:57:57,358 --> 00:57:58,843
Nice to meet you, Kate.
1088
00:57:58,887 --> 00:58:01,195
Lovely home you have here.
1089
00:58:04,961 --> 00:58:06,069
Thank you.
1090
00:58:06,099 --> 00:58:09,586
I thought it felt a bit gouched..
1091
00:58:09,639 --> 00:58:12,420
Austintatious, new Vouge rich..
1092
00:58:12,459 --> 00:58:14,948
No, i think it'll be lovely when it's finished.
1093
00:58:14,963 --> 00:58:18,377
Do you think so?
I don't know.
1094
00:58:19,292 --> 00:58:20,611
Katy.
1095
00:58:22,179 --> 00:58:23,211
Vince.
1096
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:25,152
Drink up, Kate.
1097
00:58:26,750 --> 00:58:27,986
You've got to be kidding me.
1098
00:58:28,023 --> 00:58:29,386
So, Emma..
1099
00:58:30,011 --> 00:58:31,285
Ben?
1100
00:58:33,790 --> 00:58:35,328
Ben..
1101
00:58:35,395 --> 00:58:37,453
Look who it is. It's..
1102
00:58:37,868 --> 00:58:39,035
Owen.
1103
00:58:39,304 --> 00:58:40,804
Yes, Owen.
1104
00:58:40,849 --> 00:58:42,394
Our interior designer.
1105
00:58:42,432 --> 00:58:44,517
He prefers lifestyler.
1106
00:58:44,547 --> 00:58:45,814
Whatever.
-It doesn't matter.
1107
00:58:45,837 --> 00:58:47,368
Owen Manners?
1108
00:58:47,382 --> 00:58:50,525
What are you doing here?
Aren't you the wonderkid who's in charge of tonight's ball?
1109
00:58:50,548 --> 00:58:52,082
Not for long.
1110
00:58:52,207 --> 00:58:53,975
What the hell is going on?
1111
00:58:54,100 --> 00:58:55,435
What are you guys doing?
1112
00:58:55,658 --> 00:58:57,146
Who the fuck..
1113
00:58:58,645 --> 00:59:00,425
Oh my God.. No way.
1114
00:59:00,470 --> 00:59:02,705
Excuse us..
1115
00:59:02,750 --> 00:59:05,260
Owen insists we go to the party.
-That's awesome.
1116
00:59:05,335 --> 00:59:06,397
Kate, what is she doing here?
1117
00:59:06,428 --> 00:59:08,054
Pay attention, Owen is Vince..
1118
00:59:08,077 --> 00:59:11,097
Vince is you, I'm Cameron,
Cameron is me, go with it.
1119
00:59:11,135 --> 00:59:12,107
What? Why?
1120
00:59:12,130 --> 00:59:14,496
Because it's the only truth that'll make it work.
1121
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:15,732
Wait.
1122
00:59:15,905 --> 00:59:18,399
If Owen is Vince,
and Vince is me..
1123
00:59:18,671 --> 00:59:20,299
Does that mean that i'm..
1124
00:59:21,030 --> 00:59:22,173
Yup.
1125
00:59:22,226 --> 00:59:25,158
Do you want this Magical princess book or not?
1126
00:59:25,256 --> 00:59:26,417
Go.
1127
00:59:30,186 --> 00:59:31,202
Oh my God.
1128
00:59:31,232 --> 00:59:33,840
Oh my God Emma Cooney,
i'm such a big fan of yours.
1129
00:59:33,892 --> 00:59:35,829
I's so nice to meet you.
Give me your hands.
1130
00:59:35,890 --> 00:59:37,382
I'm Owen.
1131
00:59:40,775 --> 00:59:43,229
I'm so sorry, it went down the wrong..
1132
00:59:43,318 --> 00:59:44,721
Hole.
1133
00:59:47,192 --> 00:59:48,563
Let me get that for you.
Wait.
1134
00:59:48,593 --> 00:59:49,732
There you go.
You look beautiful.
1135
00:59:49,755 --> 00:59:51,052
Really big fans.
1136
00:59:51,097 --> 00:59:53,861
We're huge fans.
-Right. Kate?
1137
00:59:54,729 --> 00:59:58,119
Yes! Big fans!
1138
01:00:00,438 --> 01:00:01,773
I'll get it.
1139
01:00:01,818 --> 01:00:03,777
It's probably for me.
1140
01:00:04,390 --> 01:00:05,619
Hello?
1141
01:00:06,146 --> 01:00:07,157
Who?
1142
01:00:07,375 --> 01:00:09,199
Hugh? What?
1143
01:00:10,119 --> 01:00:12,372
How would i know if Hugh is banging cougars or not?
1144
01:00:12,411 --> 01:00:13,880
It doesn't make any sense.
1145
01:00:19,302 --> 01:00:20,490
Wrong number.
1146
01:00:20,583 --> 01:00:22,308
Perhaps i should be going.
1147
01:00:22,434 --> 01:00:24,945
Absolutely not, you can't go.
You should be sitting, you should be sitting down.
1148
01:00:24,972 --> 01:00:28,985
I think i will join you, i'm just gonna go upstairs and freshen up.
1149
01:00:29,438 --> 01:00:31,201
Please sit.
Come on.
1150
01:00:31,895 --> 01:00:33,671
Come on.
-No?
1151
01:00:33,967 --> 01:00:34,840
Chips?
1152
01:00:35,286 --> 01:00:38,158
So Emma, how's your new E-book?
Any popups in it?
1153
01:00:38,272 --> 01:00:40,472
Idiot.
-I'm so sorry.
1154
01:00:40,540 --> 01:00:44,291
So sorry. Ben, you publish electronic books, not porn.
1155
01:00:44,323 --> 01:00:46,614
And we got spam blockers for the pop-ups.
1156
01:00:46,635 --> 01:00:48,256
The children will be safe.
1157
01:00:49,718 --> 01:00:50,917
Hey, where are you going?
1158
01:00:50,947 --> 01:00:52,719
To make up for lost times.
1159
01:00:52,734 --> 01:00:55,130
Hey, why did you come down here
and spy on me anyway?
1160
01:00:55,215 --> 01:00:56,403
You know the rules.
1161
01:00:56,449 --> 01:00:59,088
Maybe i cam down here to have a little fun myself.
1162
01:01:00,147 --> 01:01:02,152
Did you ever think about that?
1163
01:01:04,262 --> 01:01:05,902
That's what the phonecall was?
1164
01:01:05,940 --> 01:01:07,975
And the naked kid in the bedroom?
1165
01:01:08,013 --> 01:01:10,847
I'm gonna make sharkbait
out of your jailbait.
1166
01:01:10,877 --> 01:01:12,648
Owen was telling the truth.
1167
01:01:12,707 --> 01:01:15,919
You came down here to rob the cradle, Mrs Robinson?
1168
01:01:20,727 --> 01:01:22,716
Cammie, come on.
-Go away!
1169
01:01:26,003 --> 01:01:27,834
You have a dog?
1170
01:01:28,047 --> 01:01:29,646
Neighbor's.
1171
01:01:31,364 --> 01:01:32,849
I'm sorry.
1172
01:01:32,901 --> 01:01:34,307
Stop.
1173
01:01:37,645 --> 01:01:39,122
Fucking dog.
1174
01:01:39,498 --> 01:01:41,006
Shut up!
1175
01:01:46,623 --> 01:01:48,623
I have a labradoodle.
1176
01:01:48,749 --> 01:01:50,651
I named him Snoodle.
1177
01:01:57,572 --> 01:01:59,231
Sshh.. Quiet.
1178
01:02:12,662 --> 01:02:15,435
Motherfu...
1179
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:17,612
Christ's sake!
-Beg your pardon?
1180
01:02:17,666 --> 01:02:19,090
Neighbor's dog's name.
1181
01:02:19,143 --> 01:02:20,922
is Christsake..
1182
01:02:20,975 --> 01:02:22,579
Very religious.
1183
01:02:22,941 --> 01:02:25,668
All we hear all day long is
Here, Christsake.
1184
01:02:25,728 --> 01:02:28,596
Good, Christsake.
Come here, Christsake!
1185
01:02:28,721 --> 01:02:31,490
Nice name, Christsake.
1186
01:02:32,056 --> 01:02:34,134
God..
1187
01:02:34,813 --> 01:02:36,245
No no..
1188
01:02:38,237 --> 01:02:39,948
No, stop.
1189
01:02:43,014 --> 01:02:44,957
Whoa!
-Oh my god, christsake!
1190
01:02:45,011 --> 01:02:47,000
Where?
1191
01:02:51,389 --> 01:02:54,911
I just love my wife, Cameron.
1192
01:02:54,928 --> 01:02:56,834
That's lovely.
1193
01:02:58,177 --> 01:03:00,220
No!
1194
01:03:07,730 --> 01:03:09,486
No means no!
1195
01:03:09,718 --> 01:03:11,942
No!
1196
01:03:13,676 --> 01:03:16,764
Darling, little tiny darling.
Can we talk outside for a second?
1197
01:03:16,780 --> 01:03:18,129
If you insist.
1198
01:03:18,807 --> 01:03:20,707
I love you.
1199
01:03:22,787 --> 01:03:25,462
She's a pistol.
1200
01:03:28,408 --> 01:03:31,131
She's a pistol.
1201
01:03:35,956 --> 01:03:38,165
Yup, that's..
1202
01:03:38,897 --> 01:03:40,734
She doesn't like children.
1203
01:03:43,078 --> 01:03:44,465
I do.
1204
01:03:52,017 --> 01:03:55,421
Just because you've been servicing the queen,
doesn't mean you have to advertise it.
1205
01:03:55,459 --> 01:03:57,575
I'm not having an affair with Owen.
1206
01:03:57,612 --> 01:03:59,948
God, even your lies have lies.
1207
01:03:59,987 --> 01:04:02,820
Our lies are honest.
-So why are you pretending to be me?
1208
01:04:03,097 --> 01:04:04,778
there was this prick security guard..
1209
01:04:04,906 --> 01:04:08,170
I didn't want Cooney to think i.. We..
We were stalking.
1210
01:04:08,651 --> 01:04:09,874
I was winging it.
1211
01:04:09,906 --> 01:04:10,750
What an idiot.
1212
01:04:10,765 --> 01:04:14,717
Look who's preaching from the pulpit,
little miss shopping code of conduct.
1213
01:04:14,904 --> 01:04:16,111
There's a code, what code?
1214
01:04:16,125 --> 01:04:17,874
Shut up, Mr threeway!
1215
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:19,467
No, have you no shame!
1216
01:04:19,505 --> 01:04:20,553
For christsake.
1217
01:04:20,613 --> 01:04:22,370
He's not in here, dear.
1218
01:04:24,635 --> 01:04:25,916
Stop it.
1219
01:04:25,947 --> 01:04:28,756
After tonight we can all just flip each other off..
1220
01:04:28,786 --> 01:04:30,058
And go our merryways.
1221
01:04:30,103 --> 01:04:33,350
But sitting out there is the only way to save your..
1222
01:04:33,388 --> 01:04:36,343
Hanging by a thread business,
so i suggest..
1223
01:04:36,389 --> 01:04:38,620
We all just suck it up..
1224
01:04:38,745 --> 01:04:40,595
Put on your best phony faces..
1225
01:04:40,783 --> 01:04:43,018
And lay the bullshit on that.
1226
01:04:47,716 --> 01:04:49,013
Fine.
1227
01:05:00,155 --> 01:05:02,197
Emma, what's the book about?
1228
01:05:07,096 --> 01:05:08,951
I'll get it.
I get it.
1229
01:05:11,014 --> 01:05:13,171
Hey.
-It's the cutie..
1230
01:05:13,216 --> 01:05:16,173
What are you doing here?
-I just love your dog.
1231
01:05:16,242 --> 01:05:18,677
What is his name?
1232
01:05:18,957 --> 01:05:20,433
Christsake!
1233
01:05:20,837 --> 01:05:24,213
Sorry, i was just asking.
1234
01:05:24,870 --> 01:05:27,016
Why don't you guys at the party?
It's already started.
1235
01:05:27,031 --> 01:05:28,848
Come on.
1236
01:05:28,885 --> 01:05:31,127
Yeah, you're missing a lot of good stuff.
Just head back.
1237
01:05:31,209 --> 01:05:33,742
Yeah, good idea.
-I forgot my weed.
1238
01:05:35,174 --> 01:05:37,014
Did she just say weed?
1239
01:05:37,075 --> 01:05:38,598
No..
1240
01:05:39,269 --> 01:05:41,591
We.. like the video game thing.
1241
01:05:41,628 --> 01:05:43,068
They love games.
1242
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:51,523
Ladies, can you come back later?
1243
01:05:51,561 --> 01:05:54,003
Cause they need the party and whatever you do..
1244
01:05:54,033 --> 01:05:56,192
Oh my God!
1245
01:05:56,757 --> 01:05:59,523
No no..
1246
01:06:07,694 --> 01:06:10,392
Ladies, ladies, i'm begging you.
1247
01:06:10,416 --> 01:06:12,285
Ladies, not now!
1248
01:06:17,165 --> 01:06:19,040
What the fuck..
1249
01:06:20,436 --> 01:06:22,538
The naked man..
1250
01:06:22,831 --> 01:06:25,408
Best room service.
1251
01:06:26,043 --> 01:06:27,845
Who the fuck are you?
1252
01:06:27,970 --> 01:06:29,910
Someone's angry.
1253
01:06:30,135 --> 01:06:32,683
You, crazy naked man.
Get out of here!
1254
01:06:32,808 --> 01:06:34,077
Get out of here now!
1255
01:06:34,108 --> 01:06:38,714
I'm gonna kill you!
-I swear, i didn't know she was married.
1256
01:06:38,948 --> 01:06:40,011
Get off me!
1257
01:06:40,135 --> 01:06:43,073
Sounds like an active game.
1258
01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:45,393
Yeah.
1259
01:06:46,681 --> 01:06:48,302
I'm gonna go..
1260
01:06:48,635 --> 01:06:52,138
Check on the game real quick.
1261
01:06:57,770 --> 01:07:00,845
Hey Vincy!
1262
01:07:00,903 --> 01:07:02,177
What is this, Burning Man?
1263
01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:04,093
He must have escaped from hospital.
1264
01:07:04,123 --> 01:07:06,100
Help me throw this guy off the balcony right now.
1265
01:07:06,153 --> 01:07:08,301
Grab!
-You!
1266
01:07:08,956 --> 01:07:10,795
I'll just see for myself.
1267
01:07:12,533 --> 01:07:14,899
Oh my God!
1268
01:07:17,717 --> 01:07:21,491
Help! They're doing things to me!
1269
01:07:21,710 --> 01:07:23,321
Oh My God!
-Oh my God!
1270
01:07:23,374 --> 01:07:25,756
Damn it.
-Oh my!
1271
01:07:28,710 --> 01:07:30,195
Miss Cooney!
1272
01:07:30,398 --> 01:07:32,086
Take this pill.
1273
01:07:32,139 --> 01:07:35,461
I'm appauled.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
1274
01:07:35,801 --> 01:07:38,052
Coming ladies?
-Yes.
1275
01:07:39,658 --> 01:07:41,610
Get in, get in.
1276
01:07:41,625 --> 01:07:44,075
No, no..
You're not getting in.
1277
01:07:45,832 --> 01:07:47,797
Let me just squeeze in.
1278
01:07:50,744 --> 01:07:52,074
Shit!
1279
01:07:52,199 --> 01:07:53,838
Damn it!
1280
01:07:57,989 --> 01:07:58,916
New plan.
1281
01:07:58,939 --> 01:08:00,349
Stick a fork in it.
1282
01:08:01,268 --> 01:08:02,423
It's done.
1283
01:08:04,035 --> 01:08:05,474
2004.
1284
01:08:05,504 --> 01:08:09,368
Greates comeback in sport's history,
Redsox down 3-0..
1285
01:08:09,407 --> 01:08:12,420
3 outs from World Series Elimination,
facing Mariana Libera..
1286
01:08:12,468 --> 01:08:14,672
Baseball's greatest closure,
did they quit?
1287
01:08:14,710 --> 01:08:15,746
Hell no!
1288
01:08:15,850 --> 01:08:18,243
As if things aren't bad enough..
1289
01:08:18,369 --> 01:08:20,081
Now you're plugging the Redsox?
1290
01:08:20,137 --> 01:08:21,407
That's not the point.
1291
01:08:21,426 --> 01:08:22,923
It's done!
1292
01:08:23,565 --> 01:08:26,089
I just lost everything, Vince.
1293
01:08:28,478 --> 01:08:30,042
Fine, you stay here quitter.
1294
01:08:30,126 --> 01:08:31,408
I'm gonna go do what i do.
1295
01:08:31,464 --> 01:08:34,102
Do what you do?
Let me tell you what you do.
1296
01:08:34,870 --> 01:08:37,197
You sell bullshit.
1297
01:08:37,234 --> 01:08:40,400
You are a bullshit salesman.
1298
01:08:40,457 --> 01:08:43,778
You swore to me that E-publishing was the future..
1299
01:08:43,904 --> 01:08:47,434
Paperless books, there's green in going green.
1300
01:08:47,472 --> 01:08:48,881
Where's the green, Vince?
1301
01:08:48,911 --> 01:08:51,680
At least i'm not afraid to try.
1302
01:08:51,803 --> 01:08:54,215
You put your whole life on hold.
1303
01:08:54,241 --> 01:08:58,245
You're just waiting for something to happen,
and it's passing you by, my friend.
1304
01:08:58,357 --> 01:08:59,828
That's no bullshit.
1305
01:08:59,884 --> 01:09:03,125
We're ready.
-Vinny, let's go go go.
1306
01:09:03,163 --> 01:09:06,009
Ready to go to this party, ladies?
1307
01:09:07,853 --> 01:09:11,395
They have house made entirely out of chocolate.
1308
01:09:20,024 --> 01:09:21,560
Where's Owen?
1309
01:09:21,636 --> 01:09:24,961
He left to select the Brazillian gir's ensemble.
1310
01:09:24,971 --> 01:09:26,596
Says she needs a man's touch.
1311
01:09:26,634 --> 01:09:28,279
Who doesn't.
1312
01:09:28,361 --> 01:09:29,914
Where's Cooney?
-She left.
1313
01:09:29,937 --> 01:09:31,632
Motherfucker!
1314
01:09:32,403 --> 01:09:34,859
Isn't anyone gonna be at my party?
1315
01:09:34,876 --> 01:09:36,180
This is your fault.
1316
01:09:36,210 --> 01:09:39,223
Once they're in,
they don't get out. Understood?
1317
01:09:39,246 --> 01:09:41,432
Yes sir.
-Unless i throw them out.
1318
01:09:45,917 --> 01:09:48,601
Hey, woah woah..
1319
01:09:48,653 --> 01:09:50,436
Stop, hey guys..
1320
01:09:50,562 --> 01:09:51,989
You want a ride with us?
1321
01:09:52,028 --> 01:09:53,372
YEs!
1322
01:09:53,413 --> 01:09:56,200
Are we negotiating?
-I can't get you in, Dwayne knows what you look like.
1323
01:09:56,242 --> 01:09:59,334
We got that covered, i just need you to help out for my friends here.
1324
01:09:59,370 --> 01:10:01,696
Whatever, fine.
1325
01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:31,276
Here's to be single,
seeing doubles..
1326
01:10:31,298 --> 01:10:32,841
And sleeping triple.
1327
01:10:32,878 --> 01:10:35,500
I'm Duncan.
ANd you are?
1328
01:10:37,672 --> 01:10:39,582
How old are you?
1329
01:10:39,870 --> 01:10:41,251
Old enough.
1330
01:10:45,531 --> 01:10:48,437
Man, things people do to get into a party, go.
1331
01:10:48,649 --> 01:10:50,730
Don't let them play hard to get.
1332
01:10:52,220 --> 01:10:54,566
Matt, it's me Kate.
1333
01:10:54,614 --> 01:10:56,548
I'm here at the party, surprise.
1334
01:10:56,578 --> 01:10:59,563
Where are you? Call me, i'm here, bye!
1335
01:10:59,605 --> 01:11:01,185
Sorry, excuse me.
1336
01:11:15,190 --> 01:11:17,973
Vince is not the only one who can crash the party.
1337
01:11:50,462 --> 01:11:54,056
Welcome to the Dolce Vita Ball.
1338
01:11:55,607 --> 01:11:58,806
The night belongs to you,
please enjoy it..
1339
01:11:58,860 --> 01:12:00,983
Irresponsibly!
1340
01:12:03,610 --> 01:12:06,238
Hey, fucking idiot.
You're gonna get killed out here.
1341
01:12:06,258 --> 01:12:07,945
Sorry, my bad!
1342
01:12:43,628 --> 01:12:45,780
Wow, Vince..
1343
01:12:45,905 --> 01:12:50,136
If this is the new you, i do not want to see you
going through my closet.
1344
01:12:50,222 --> 01:12:51,368
Yeah yeah.
1345
01:12:51,398 --> 01:12:53,424
And..
1346
01:12:53,490 --> 01:12:55,826
We need to talk about those 10 rules.
1347
01:12:55,893 --> 01:12:57,533
What about them?
1348
01:12:58,233 --> 01:13:00,483
They're too many.
1349
01:13:10,563 --> 01:13:13,268
Attention, come on you free loaders!
1350
01:13:13,279 --> 01:13:16,397
I will close this open bar..
1351
01:13:16,722 --> 01:13:19,064
That got your attention.
1352
01:13:19,431 --> 01:13:21,228
I am a man of few words.
1353
01:13:21,254 --> 01:13:23,287
Most of those have 4 letters.
1354
01:13:25,313 --> 01:13:27,147
Actually, i moved up to 7.
1355
01:13:27,364 --> 01:13:28,847
Fuck you.
1356
01:13:31,625 --> 01:13:36,043
It's not everyday that a fella gets to see
his boy become a man.
1357
01:13:36,267 --> 01:13:38,817
Don't worry, it's not a surprise Barmitzvah.
1358
01:13:40,295 --> 01:13:43,399
Tonight is my pride and joy's 18th birhtday.
1359
01:13:43,454 --> 01:13:46,173
So belly up to the bar
and join me in a toast..
1360
01:13:46,299 --> 01:13:47,565
To..
1361
01:13:47,970 --> 01:13:49,386
Move your asses people!
1362
01:13:49,397 --> 01:13:51,014
Watch it!
1363
01:14:03,675 --> 01:14:05,032
What the hell?
1364
01:14:05,068 --> 01:14:06,602
Get off, get off me.
1365
01:14:06,903 --> 01:14:08,856
This is one hell of a coming out party.
1366
01:14:08,899 --> 01:14:09,845
Look at you.
1367
01:14:09,856 --> 01:14:11,960
He's got a fucking dress.
1368
01:14:12,003 --> 01:14:13,882
Excuse me, excuse me.
1369
01:14:15,125 --> 01:14:16,639
That's my boy.
1370
01:14:18,372 --> 01:14:20,658
Let's the fireworks begin!
1371
01:14:24,746 --> 01:14:26,416
Mambo!
1372
01:14:36,731 --> 01:14:38,908
You know you make me very proud, son.
1373
01:14:38,993 --> 01:14:40,760
If you need someone to talk to..
1374
01:14:40,803 --> 01:14:42,159
You should have come to me.
1375
01:14:42,183 --> 01:14:44,941
That lipstick's shade is all wrong on you.
1376
01:14:46,739 --> 01:14:48,595
For Christsake..
1377
01:14:57,296 --> 01:14:58,785
Oh my God.
1378
01:14:58,911 --> 01:15:00,659
It's Benny Bunny.
1379
01:15:00,882 --> 01:15:03,377
Skinny dipping!
1380
01:15:31,332 --> 01:15:33,885
It's about to make perfect unity..
-I need your help.
1381
01:15:33,950 --> 01:15:35,168
I'll talk to you in a second.
1382
01:15:35,217 --> 01:15:36,181
Get away from me!
1383
01:15:36,211 --> 01:15:38,400
You gotta distract Fields,
so i can talk to Emma.
1384
01:15:38,441 --> 01:15:40,728
Has your tong cut the circulation to your brain?
1385
01:15:40,758 --> 01:15:42,620
We negotiated, i got you in..
1386
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:43,857
I'm done, get away.
1387
01:15:43,887 --> 01:15:46,926
I don't know why you take such immediate dislike to me.
1388
01:15:47,052 --> 01:15:48,004
Save time..
1389
01:15:48,041 --> 01:15:49,753
If you don't distract Fields..
1390
01:15:49,789 --> 01:15:54,172
Even if it means taking one for the team,
i'm gonna out you for the phony homo that you are.
1391
01:15:54,298 --> 01:15:55,742
Oh no.
1392
01:15:57,876 --> 01:16:00,752
Bartender, we need something special for this beautiful lady.
1393
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:02,723
What do you like?
Cosmo?
1394
01:16:02,929 --> 01:16:05,547
Mercedes, yatch?
1395
01:16:05,559 --> 01:16:06,951
How about my watch?
1396
01:16:11,615 --> 01:16:14,594
Eduardo, throw me another Robusto.
1397
01:16:14,632 --> 01:16:16,574
Sure, Mr Jeffery.
1398
01:16:16,699 --> 01:16:18,256
Owen..
1399
01:16:21,236 --> 01:16:22,188
Magnificent job.
1400
01:16:22,217 --> 01:16:24,316
I'm so glad you're thrilled.
1401
01:16:24,504 --> 01:16:26,574
Thrilled? I'd poop myself.
1402
01:16:27,817 --> 01:16:29,113
He's so silly.
1403
01:16:29,149 --> 01:16:31,221
If you like what i've done here..
1404
01:16:31,546 --> 01:16:35,536
Just think what i'd do with your
New Year's eve bash.
1405
01:16:35,597 --> 01:16:37,509
If the position is still open.
1406
01:16:37,582 --> 01:16:39,275
The position is open.
1407
01:16:39,295 --> 01:16:41,450
One of many positions i have in mind for you.
1408
01:16:41,474 --> 01:16:43,480
Mr Fields, thank you so much.
1409
01:16:43,529 --> 01:16:45,926
You won't be disappointed,
i promise.
1410
01:16:47,464 --> 01:16:49,141
It's strong..
1411
01:16:49,266 --> 01:16:50,872
Thank you..
1412
01:16:50,909 --> 01:16:52,131
Owen?
1413
01:16:52,169 --> 01:16:54,449
It's true, you are in love with Jeffery Fields.
1414
01:16:54,468 --> 01:16:55,401
Are you?
1415
01:16:55,439 --> 01:16:57,426
He told me but i didn't believe him.
1416
01:16:57,484 --> 01:17:01,953
To think i was a week away from the operation, bitch!
1417
01:17:02,479 --> 01:17:03,769
I can explain.
-No.
1418
01:17:03,808 --> 01:17:06,717
You're letting your true feelings
bubble to the surface.
1419
01:17:07,065 --> 01:17:09,138
No..
-No..
1420
01:17:09,817 --> 01:17:12,069
Demure doesn't become you.
1421
01:17:12,194 --> 01:17:13,963
Let's take a walk.
1422
01:17:16,026 --> 01:17:17,569
A break, fellas.
1423
01:17:17,644 --> 01:17:20,122
Excuse us,
date with destiny.
1424
01:17:31,090 --> 01:17:33,032
Would you like a 16 Stogey?
1425
01:17:33,060 --> 01:17:35,302
Can you handle my things to you?
1426
01:17:35,537 --> 01:17:38,203
Cigars, senorita.
1427
01:17:39,635 --> 01:17:41,624
Don't tempt me.
1428
01:17:42,969 --> 01:17:46,037
I haven't been honest with you.
1429
01:17:46,076 --> 01:17:49,504
You will thank me for this in 7 minutes.
1430
01:17:54,034 --> 01:17:56,653
So, you pretended to be your partner..
1431
01:17:56,709 --> 01:17:58,867
Who pretended to be Owen.
-Yeah.
1432
01:17:58,895 --> 01:18:00,673
Who pretends to be gay.
-Yeah.
1433
01:18:00,710 --> 01:18:02,717
You lost your wife..
-Yeah.
1434
01:18:02,756 --> 01:18:06,741
Ben lost his fiance, all because you want to publish my book?
1435
01:18:06,866 --> 01:18:09,414
Yeah, we area really big fans.
1436
01:18:09,461 --> 01:18:12,199
I'm sorry Vince, but i signed with Fields.
1437
01:18:12,214 --> 01:18:14,686
Just before i arrived,
i only drop by to tell you..
1438
01:18:14,709 --> 01:18:17,942
In person, because i thought it's the right thing to do.
1439
01:18:31,612 --> 01:18:34,423
Fields, he has multimillion dollars deals in play.
1440
01:18:34,454 --> 01:18:35,778
We were talking happy meals..
1441
01:18:35,801 --> 01:18:38,973
You left your old publisher because you were against all of that comercialness.
1442
01:18:39,004 --> 01:18:41,287
Stop being so bloody naive.
1443
01:18:41,633 --> 01:18:44,943
I don't mind being exploited,
if i'm making money.
1444
01:18:47,273 --> 01:18:49,713
And why should i be freezing my ass off in Sussex..
1445
01:18:49,759 --> 01:18:52,118
When i could tan it in Marbella?
1446
01:18:53,491 --> 01:18:55,353
Keep doing it for the love.
1447
01:18:59,813 --> 01:19:01,215
Are you gay?
-No.
1448
01:19:01,238 --> 01:19:03,212
Pretending to be gay?
-No.
1449
01:19:03,242 --> 01:19:04,886
Bisexual?
1450
01:19:04,938 --> 01:19:07,078
Never have the Bi yet.
1451
01:19:07,847 --> 01:19:10,265
Vince, did you close Cooney yet?
Please say yes..
1452
01:19:10,303 --> 01:19:12,519
She sold out faster than the Ipad.
-No..
1453
01:19:12,558 --> 01:19:15,601
She wants theme park rides
and soft drinks..
1454
01:19:15,624 --> 01:19:17,546
Probably hocking an infomercial right now.
-No..
1455
01:19:17,585 --> 01:19:19,351
- No Vince, that's not okay.
- I know.
1456
01:19:19,381 --> 01:19:21,590
Stop..
Oh no, oh shit.
1457
01:19:21,711 --> 01:19:23,723
- We have a breach.
- I got to go.
1458
01:19:23,851 --> 01:19:24,972
What?
1459
01:19:31,715 --> 01:19:33,411
Oh my god..
Oh.
1460
01:19:33,539 --> 01:19:36,065
Oh that's not good.
That is not good.
1461
01:19:36,102 --> 01:19:38,643
Oh I didn't do that.
Okay, cool.
1462
01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:41,230
- No.. Ah. Ah.
- Uh..
1463
01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:42,433
Look at you.
- Thank you.
1464
01:19:42,456 --> 01:19:44,822
No, No if I could just..
1465
01:19:45,034 --> 01:19:46,932
Oh God..
Oh..
1466
01:19:47,044 --> 01:19:49,479
Oh.. You smell like apricots.
1467
01:19:50,028 --> 01:19:51,792
Just relax and do it.
1468
01:19:51,815 --> 01:19:53,577
And vice versa.
- I..
1469
01:19:56,461 --> 01:19:57,938
Help, Mr Fields..
1470
01:19:57,961 --> 01:19:59,521
That's my security ring.
1471
01:20:01,140 --> 01:20:02,195
Hello..
1472
01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:03,619
Are you busy?
1473
01:20:03,853 --> 01:20:05,277
Kinda busy.
1474
01:20:05,685 --> 01:20:07,622
We have a security breach.
1475
01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:12,676
Kate. Shh.. shh..
1476
01:20:12,759 --> 01:20:14,109
Security is looking for me Kate.
1477
01:20:14,146 --> 01:20:16,023
- Out of the bush.
- Be quiet.
1478
01:20:16,084 --> 01:20:18,283
Why are you in Hamptons?
I'm serious, tell me the truth right now.
1479
01:20:18,344 --> 01:20:21,486
Because like an idiot I thought I could safe Cameron from herself.
1480
01:20:21,516 --> 01:20:23,124
- What?
- Ben, look at me.
1481
01:20:23,170 --> 01:20:24,820
I'm not cheating on you.
1482
01:20:24,946 --> 01:20:26,886
But..
- But what Kate?
1483
01:20:26,946 --> 01:20:29,600
Who's XL condoms are in the bedroom?
1484
01:20:29,871 --> 01:20:33,366
You of all people now that I don't wear XL condoms.
1485
01:20:33,406 --> 01:20:35,132
- Right.
- So what the hell's going on?
1486
01:20:35,146 --> 01:20:38,939
We are way to sober to figure this out, can we go get a drink?
1487
01:20:42,390 --> 01:20:44,498
- You take care of it?
- No sir Mr.Fields.
1488
01:20:44,583 --> 01:20:47,220
If I am copulating I do not wish to be disturbed.
1489
01:20:47,243 --> 01:20:49,180
Okay, I apologize sir.
Okay.
1490
01:20:51,569 --> 01:20:52,473
Fuck!
1491
01:20:52,598 --> 01:20:54,529
Two mojitos please.
1492
01:20:55,268 --> 01:20:56,459
Cool party huh?
1493
01:20:56,481 --> 01:20:58,242
Yeah, it's getting better.
1494
01:21:00,676 --> 01:21:03,019
Got to get much better.
1495
01:21:03,065 --> 01:21:05,138
Kitty Kate, how great?
1496
01:21:05,205 --> 01:21:06,487
Kitty Kate?
1497
01:21:06,533 --> 01:21:08,597
Wait, I'm sorry.
You two guys know each other?
1498
01:21:08,665 --> 01:21:12,223
She was my high school prom date,
We were just laughing about it this morning.
1499
01:21:12,494 --> 01:21:14,591
You have breakfast with her?
1500
01:21:14,637 --> 01:21:16,423
You've already hooked up with the brazilian bimbo?
1501
01:21:16,438 --> 01:21:18,721
I'm not a bimbo chikita, I'm a professional.
1502
01:21:18,757 --> 01:21:20,552
- Oh there is no doubt you're a..
- Bitch!
1503
01:21:20,567 --> 01:21:22,707
- Get off me. What the hell?
- Wow.. wow..
1504
01:21:22,832 --> 01:21:24,954
Stop!
- Let go of my hand..
1505
01:21:24,999 --> 01:21:27,931
- Please..
- Ow..
- Get off me..
-Come on..
1506
01:21:28,166 --> 01:21:30,739
- What the hell?
- I knew you were fucked up beyond believe.
1507
01:21:31,086 --> 01:21:32,397
Gaby..
1508
01:21:32,623 --> 01:21:33,686
Who the hell is this guy?
1509
01:21:33,716 --> 01:21:35,465
I'm Matt, Who are y..
1510
01:21:35,570 --> 01:21:36,872
Are you Ben?
1511
01:21:36,895 --> 01:21:39,819
- The pole vaulter?
- I can explain everything.
1512
01:21:39,948 --> 01:21:41,816
Do still have feelings for him Kate?
- No.
1513
01:21:41,830 --> 01:21:43,813
Ben you ask me for a 3-way.
1514
01:21:43,859 --> 01:21:45,547
And you want one with him?
- No.
1515
01:21:45,570 --> 01:21:47,653
But i would like someone to listen.
1516
01:21:47,713 --> 01:21:49,544
Well why don't you just talk to me, Kate?
1517
01:21:49,576 --> 01:21:52,146
- I'm gonna give you guys a minute.
- Great idea.
1518
01:21:54,340 --> 01:21:56,159
I do know one thing.
1519
01:21:56,285 --> 01:21:59,653
If a girl buys an expensive dress and doesn't wear it for her man..
1520
01:22:00,483 --> 01:22:02,970
That's the most expensive mistake of her life.
1521
01:22:06,957 --> 01:22:09,113
Here, before you choose..
1522
01:22:09,150 --> 01:22:12,360
Which life's path your gonna follow tonight..
1523
01:22:12,486 --> 01:22:14,908
I'm gonna give you something to remember.
1524
01:22:14,938 --> 01:22:17,478
And based on life's experience..
1525
01:22:17,500 --> 01:22:22,165
Trust me it'll have a profound life altering affect.
1526
01:22:25,820 --> 01:22:28,511
Wait, you're not married are you?
1527
01:22:36,626 --> 01:22:38,570
Before we....
1528
01:22:50,732 --> 01:22:52,293
You know..
1529
01:22:52,926 --> 01:22:55,291
My lady, I am not who you think I am.
1530
01:22:55,353 --> 01:22:59,254
And I think you're masquerading as twikle toes' lifestylist Owen Manners.
1531
01:22:59,293 --> 01:23:03,861
When in reality you're the Hampton's notorious seducing all the deperate housewives.
1532
01:23:03,891 --> 01:23:06,583
All their husbands don't have a clue.
1533
01:23:06,709 --> 01:23:09,448
I am who you think I am.
1534
01:23:13,371 --> 01:23:15,873
Am I who you think I am?
1535
01:23:19,392 --> 01:23:20,417
Hey..
1536
01:23:20,462 --> 01:23:22,626
Hey..
- I know you.
1537
01:23:23,070 --> 01:23:25,467
Yeah you're that polevaulter.
1538
01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:28,686
- You're Kate's friend aren't you?
- Yes I am.
1539
01:23:29,832 --> 01:23:31,851
- Want a shot?
- Yeah.
1540
01:23:35,131 --> 01:23:36,322
It's good..
1541
01:23:36,382 --> 01:23:37,565
Where is yours?
1542
01:23:38,289 --> 01:23:39,752
Hey..
1543
01:23:40,702 --> 01:23:44,381
Ah thank you very much..
Bottom's up, mister.
1544
01:23:47,970 --> 01:23:50,907
There you are.. Where have you been?
- Hi ladies..
1545
01:23:51,032 --> 01:23:52,468
We missed you.
1546
01:23:52,491 --> 01:23:55,807
Want to see a surprise?
-Yeah.
1547
01:24:23,984 --> 01:24:25,776
That's okay..
1548
01:24:26,265 --> 01:24:30,298
It happens to old guys like all the time.
1549
01:24:30,351 --> 01:24:32,786
We won't tell anyone, don't worry.
1550
01:24:33,043 --> 01:24:35,197
Now we can take care of each other.
1551
01:24:35,265 --> 01:24:36,545
You can watch.
1552
01:24:36,591 --> 01:24:39,650
It will be pay per view only free.
1553
01:24:40,306 --> 01:24:42,184
- Poor thing.
- Yeah..
1554
01:26:06,475 --> 01:26:08,389
I have been so stupid.
1555
01:26:08,515 --> 01:26:10,281
No, I've been stupid.
1556
01:26:10,343 --> 01:26:14,263
I have not been making very good decisions lately.
1557
01:26:15,005 --> 01:26:16,563
God..
1558
01:26:17,063 --> 01:26:20,986
Can you believe that I came out here to hook up with Hugh?
1559
01:26:21,659 --> 01:26:25,184
Didn't know whether I should hump him or burp him.
1560
01:26:28,428 --> 01:26:30,236
And worst of all..
1561
01:26:30,819 --> 01:26:33,901
I have hurt the person that I care most about.
1562
01:26:34,800 --> 01:26:36,646
Vince will understand.
1563
01:26:39,448 --> 01:26:41,339
I'm talking about you.
1564
01:26:42,302 --> 01:26:45,410
Well, I nearly made the same mistake with Matt.
1565
01:26:45,865 --> 01:26:47,880
I mean at least you had fun with him, right?
1566
01:26:47,897 --> 01:26:49,276
Oh my God.
1567
01:26:49,869 --> 01:26:53,021
Kate, I did not sleep with Matt, he's your ex.
1568
01:26:53,046 --> 01:26:54,784
There is a girl code.
1569
01:26:54,808 --> 01:26:58,466
It is small but it does exist.
1570
01:26:59,142 --> 01:27:01,085
We just stayed up talking all night.
1571
01:27:01,097 --> 01:27:04,184
- You're right he's a very good listener.
- That's good, yeah.
1572
01:27:14,052 --> 01:27:17,770
Vince ran off with the doinks sisters.
1573
01:27:19,869 --> 01:27:22,320
Ben left with Gaby.
1574
01:27:50,259 --> 01:27:51,404
I've been..
1575
01:27:51,529 --> 01:27:53,092
I've been thinking our..
1576
01:27:54,096 --> 01:27:55,321
Arrangement.
1577
01:27:56,556 --> 01:27:58,040
Yeah, you uhm..
1578
01:27:58,094 --> 01:27:59,704
You wanna..
1579
01:27:59,776 --> 01:28:00,902
Divorce?
1580
01:28:01,330 --> 01:28:02,371
No.
1581
01:28:03,115 --> 01:28:04,748
I mean our rules.
1582
01:28:04,815 --> 01:28:07,176
You mean.. Your rules.
1583
01:28:07,812 --> 01:28:11,164
The thought of you with another man makes me crazy.
1584
01:28:11,182 --> 01:28:13,300
Yeah, I didn't really like it myself.
1585
01:28:13,711 --> 01:28:15,118
I love you.
1586
01:28:15,420 --> 01:28:17,956
I'm terrified that I'm gonna lose you.
1587
01:28:18,528 --> 01:28:19,780
Look..
1588
01:28:20,046 --> 01:28:24,097
I've been carrying this for a while, i should've done this a long time ago.
1589
01:28:38,468 --> 01:28:40,029
Guys..
1590
01:28:40,599 --> 01:28:43,269
I'm just gonna go get my things and go to manhattan.
1591
01:28:43,312 --> 01:28:45,764
cameron, i don't want to see Ben.
Will you come with me?
1592
01:28:45,795 --> 01:28:48,227
- Of course.
- Okay.
1593
01:29:03,336 --> 01:29:08,132
- Yes, yes Gaby. God,you're so good.
- Oh yes?
1594
01:29:08,193 --> 01:29:09,916
I'm so happy.
1595
01:29:09,970 --> 01:29:12,578
This is brilliant, absolutely brilliant.
I'm serious.
1596
01:29:12,610 --> 01:29:13,767
What's it about?
1597
01:29:13,828 --> 01:29:15,051
Sex in the Hamptons.
1598
01:29:15,081 --> 01:29:16,299
Sleeping around.
1599
01:29:16,314 --> 01:29:18,008
Yeah, it's all everybody thinks about all day long.
1600
01:29:18,054 --> 01:29:19,899
That's my life story.
1601
01:29:20,807 --> 01:29:22,849
- Was.
- Who needs Emma Cooney..
1602
01:29:22,880 --> 01:29:24,598
We got our own best seller right here.
1603
01:29:24,658 --> 01:29:26,899
Oh yeah, everybody is gonna read this.
1604
01:29:26,913 --> 01:29:28,342
Read what?
1605
01:29:29,893 --> 01:29:31,859
Gaby's book.
1606
01:29:33,202 --> 01:29:34,694
She is a writer.
1607
01:29:34,771 --> 01:29:35,896
Yes.
1608
01:29:36,303 --> 01:29:38,089
Like John Gris-ham.
1609
01:29:39,614 --> 01:29:41,070
Yeah.
1610
01:29:51,365 --> 01:29:53,624
Oh.. That's nice.
1611
01:29:55,010 --> 01:29:56,703
Owen?
1612
01:30:04,106 --> 01:30:06,403
Oh for christ sake.
1613
01:30:46,075 --> 01:30:49,291
I hope you've had your shots.
1614
01:30:57,002 --> 01:31:01,412
I was thinking, a cheatau over looking the mediteranian in St Tropez.
1615
01:31:05,251 --> 01:31:10,953
I hereby declare my Dolce Vita ball officially finished.
1616
01:31:12,251 --> 01:31:21,953
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