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[sighs]
It only took three weeks,
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seven hours, four wrenches,
and two school blackouts,
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but we have our Storm Impact
Pattern Machine built.
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What do you plan on doing
with your first million?
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I mean, after SIPMA gets funded
by all the corporations
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attending Horizon's Open House.
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Let's finish it first
and go yacht shopping later.
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But if SIPMA gets funded,
I'm totally buying
a hot‐air balloon.
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Ooh. Fancy tastes.
[Peter panting]
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Peter, what's wrong?
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Not enough hours in the day!
[panting]
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Only 24 of them left
until the open house!
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Hope your project's ready!
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[panting continues]
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Endless bad‐guy attacks,
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a looming school deadline,
and me without a changing room.
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[chuckles]
He must be really far behind.
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I haven't seen Peter
this frantic since that
whole Spider Island business.
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When every single New Yorker,
including us,
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got spider powers...
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It was madness.
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Luckily,
everybody was cured.
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Yeah. Everybody.
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Well, Pete should've managed
his time better.
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Look at everything we've
accomplished on our project.
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With these antennas
set to measure ion‐charged air,
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SIPMA should be able to predict
oncoming weather events,
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like superstorms,
more effectively
than science can now.
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Time to see this baby in action.
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[whirring]
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Looks beautiful.
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And it can all be controlled
by an app on my phone.
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Wow. I think this thing
might actually work.
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[chuckles]
Yeah!
[chuckles]
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Huh?
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Wait.
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Something's wrong.
Either the machine's broken,
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or Midtown's about
to get a tornado.
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Ion buildup
on Antenna 4.
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[groans]
Your ears just pop?
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[Anya]
More like reality just popped.
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Aah!
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Gwen, Anya,
get out of here!
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I don't know how long
I can hold the Spot!
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Hold what spot?
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Guessing he's talking about
that human Dalmatian.
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We gotta call the police.
Avengers. Whatever!
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[grunting]
Aah!
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[Gwen]
Whoa! This guy
can teleport stuff?
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[grunts]
Run!
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Too late!
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Anya, Gwen, watch out!
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Huh? Aah!
[groans]
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Time to split!
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[all grunt]
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"Time to split"?
Did you just make
an atom pun?
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The adrenaline.
I couldn't help it.
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Get to safety.
A whole string of weird,
new bad guys have been after me.
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Huh?
[groans]
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Spidey's gonna get slammed.
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We can't just call the cops.
They'd never get here in time.
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We have to do something.
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We both know who could help.
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Yeah, us!
Doing what we do best‐‐ science.
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That's not what I was‐‐
Come on!
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You know the crazy readings
we got right before
the portal popped open?
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Those portals probably
charged the air with ions,
which SIPMA can detect.
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Hmm. It's still connected.
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Let's put your hypothesis
to the test.
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There's an ion spike
near Antenna 1.
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Open SIPMA's video feed.
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Look!
Pop goes the portal.
We can predict
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where he's gonna
strike next.
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But how does that help?
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I've got an idea.
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These portals are somehow
created by ion flow, right?
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What if instead of just
detecting Spot's portal energy,
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we could distort it
by redirecting the ion waves?
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Hmm?
Hypothetically possible,
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if we had a way to project
the ion pulses.
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But we'd have to pump an insane
amount of power into SIPMA.
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And I know just the thing.
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Come on!
Anya, wait!
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If whatever
you're planning fails,
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you need to be prepared
to use your‐‐
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It won't fail.
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[Gwen]
What's up here that's going to‐‐
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Oh, the school's
solar grid.
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Hello, insane amount of power.
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Now to find a way to transmit
the ion pulses.
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The sat dish!
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Yes!
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I love science!
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[Spider‐Man]
I hate everything!
[echoing]
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[Spider‐Man yelling]
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[grunts]
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Got the app fired up
and ready.
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Hate to think what this
is gonna do to your phone's
data plan.
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They offered me unlimited.
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I think the company's
gonna regret that.
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[whirring]
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Fifty percent sync!
Come on already!
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I... think... I'm... going...
to... be... sick!
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We got sync!
[yelling]
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[Anya]
But the Spot's
closing up his portals!
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[Gwen]
He could've sent
Spidey anywhere.
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Underwater,
the top of a mountain,
deep space...
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We can take control
of his portals now, right?
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Open them back up.
We have to get Spidey!
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Ugh! I can't!
They need to be active.
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[Anya]
He's leaving and taking
the portals with him!
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Should I...
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Yes! Anya,
open his portals again.
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You know
what you need to be.
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Fine. Amazing it is.
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[panting]
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[grunting]
[Spider‐Girl]
Hey, Mr. Polka Dot!
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We're not through here!
[yells]
[grunts]
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Looks like Spider‐Girl
hits the Spot.
[Gwen groans]
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Your first line in costume,
and that's what you went with?
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What? That was totally
classic battle banter.
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[Gwen]
Seriously, cut the puns and get
him to send out his portals!
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[both grunting]
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[yells]
[grunts]
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[grunts]
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I'm all the way over here,
Spotty.
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How you gonna get me?
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[grunts]
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Huh?
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[grunts]
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[groaning]
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Aah!
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This is way more painful
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than Spider‐Man lets on.
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Gwen, his portals are active.
Do your thing!
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Almost.
[buttons beeping]
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Yes! Got it!
Let's see what we can do.
[beeping]
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Redirecting portals now.
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[grunts]
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Time to give him a taste
of his own medicine.
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[yelling]
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[both grunting]
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You've got a neat trick, Spot.
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Thought we'd get in
on the action.
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Finish him up.
We've gotta get Spidey.
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[grunts]
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[grunting]
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[yells]
[grunts]
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[grunts]
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Be cool.
Don't freak out.
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You just beat your first
bad guy as Spider‐Girl.
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No biggie.
[chuckles]
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Nice!
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Now to get Spidey back.
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If I invert the polarity...
[beeping, trilling]
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There! I reoriented
one of his portals
via quantum tunneling.
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It should take you
to the exact coordinates
where Spidey was sent.
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Weird first day, huh?
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Yeah. But normal's overrated.
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Come on, Spider‐Girl.
I know you got this.
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[shivers]
Polar... bears...
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[sighs]
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[Gwen clears throat]
Spidey, wake up.
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[Spider‐Man groans]
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[groans]
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What happened?
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Our machine
was able to take over
the Spot's portals.
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No big thing.
Weird.
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I could've sworn another
spider person saved me from...
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polar bears?
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Yeah.
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Hypothermic hallucinations
can be very convincing.
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Oh, heads‐up.
The police are on their way
to arrest the Spot.
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[groans]
The police aren't the biggest
fans of me right now.
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Don't know how to thank
you guys enough.
You saved my life.
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Saved by science.
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It's how we do.
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You ever gonna tell him?
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What? That I'm
the only person
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that kept their powers
after Spider Island
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because of the experimental cure
I tested on myself?
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Nope.
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Why not? It's awesome.
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As fun as dressing up
as an arachnid may be,
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going to college and running
a tech company someday
is all the adrenaline I need.
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Muggers and maniacs
already have enough heroes
to deal with in this city.
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What are more webs gonna add?
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You know I'll support
whatever you decide.
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But I gotta admit,
I'm a little jealous
of those powers of yours.
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Plus you got some rad moves.
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Could be one of the greats.
Top ten, easy.
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[sighs]
Maybe someday.
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Twenty‐three hours till
my open house project is due.
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[grunts]
Fighting with the Spot
really put a hole in my day.
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Whew. Gotta focus...
[mumbles]
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Open house project's
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almost done... for...
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[snores]
[semitruck horn blaring]
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[screams, grunts]
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Worst alarm clock ever!
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[shuddering breath]
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Oh, man.
If a near head‐on collision
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with a semi doesn't wake me up,
nothing will...
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Wait!
Wh‐Where'd the sun go?
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But it was just daytime!
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I didn't just fall asleep,
did I?
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Oh, man. Gotta get back.
Only eight hours left now.
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Cut me a break.
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Fog's as thick as soup.
Can't even tell which way
Queens is.
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And this bridge is never empty.
[rumbling]
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What's that rumble?
Sounds like a...
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Gah!
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[grunts]
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00:10:13,610 --> 00:10:16,240
A tank?!
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00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,530
I had no idea
that thing was coming.
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How did two tons of steel
slip past my spider‐sense?
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Plus Hydra agents?!
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[weapons firing]
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[grunts]
Okay. Guys‐‐
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Seriously, why is this
my life right now? Aah!
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[grunting]
Let's all just go home.
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Have some cocoa.
Read a book.
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00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:46,770
Huh? What happened?
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Get down, soldier!
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[grunts]
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Captain America?!
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00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:10,250
Yes.
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00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,750
We've met once,
but you probably don't remember.
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I'm a huge fan.
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Tony‐‐ I mean, Mr. Stark‐‐
You know, Iron Man‐‐
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He ever talk about me?
Spider‐Me? I mean Man.
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Speaking of talking, I should‐‐
I'm‐‐ I'm‐‐ I'm just gonna stop.
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So...
[clears throat]
Yeah.
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What's going on?
[weapons firing]
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The world's in danger,
and we need you
in the Avenjet, now!
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[whirring]
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00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,910
Whoa! By "we," you mean‐‐
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The Avengers. Now go!
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Oh, man, oh, man!
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00:11:49,580 --> 00:11:53,080
Avengers missions
are the best missions!
What about you?
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I can't just leave
Captain America high and dry.
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00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:59,760
We can't waste time.
I'll hold them off
while Black Widow debriefs you.
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Yes, sir, Captain, sir!
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Yo, Widow!
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Long time and all that.
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Oh, uh,
was that too casual?
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I‐I‐I don't know.
We worked together that once.
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I'm not saying
I'm totally memorable.
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You probably see
super people every day.
I just‐‐
250
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:23,740
I‐I should stop talking.
251
00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:27,450
Uh, so, yeah.
What's going on?
252
00:12:27,450 --> 00:12:30,450
More Hydra messiness, huh?
253
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:31,870
Widow?
254
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:37,880
That's not normal.
A hologram?
255
00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:41,670
Is this an Avengers'
initiation prank or something?
256
00:12:41,670 --> 00:12:43,880
You guys!
257
00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:46,840
[yelling]
258
00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:49,470
[yelling continues]
259
00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:51,890
[grunts]
Ouch.
260
00:12:51,890 --> 00:12:53,770
Whoa. Wait.
261
00:12:53,770 --> 00:12:56,850
I fell asleep on that bridge.
I'm dreaming, right?
262
00:12:56,850 --> 00:13:00,440
[male voice]Welcome, Spider‐Man,to my fun house.
263
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,820
Please, don't let
there be clowns.
264
00:13:02,820 --> 00:13:04,400
Clowns equal un‐fun house.
265
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,990
Allow me to properlyintroduce myself.
266
00:13:06,990 --> 00:13:10,660
For I am Mysterio,
267
00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:14,750
Master of Illusionand dealer of your demise.
268
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,920
Mystery‐who‐now?
269
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,630
Ahead of you are threepathways of doom.
270
00:13:19,630 --> 00:13:23,170
Come, choose, and seewhat's on the other side.
271
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,800
[evil laughter]
272
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,970
Considering there's
no emergency exits,
guess I have to do this.
273
00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:32,520
I don't know, though.
These don't seem
particularly doomy.
274
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,850
I mean, come on.
There's a door
with a kitty theme.
275
00:13:34,850 --> 00:13:38,980
Destruction by kittens
sounds like the most
adorable way to go.
276
00:13:38,980 --> 00:13:40,980
And also a really solid name
for a band.
277
00:13:46,070 --> 00:13:47,860
[all mew]
278
00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,870
[purring]
279
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:53,660
Aww! Talk about
warm and fuzzy overload.
280
00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:55,040
[purring]
281
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,040
[deep growling]
282
00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:00,330
Uh, that cat's meow
is a little rough.
283
00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:02,250
Maybe it's just
fighting a cold.
[growling]
284
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,420
Like a really, really
285
00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:08,220
bad cold.
[roars]
286
00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:09,430
Not a cold!
287
00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:11,850
[yelling]
[roars]
288
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,220
Wait a minute.
This whole night's
289
00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:18,390
been nothing but holograms
and fake Avenjets.
290
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:22,270
Which explains why that Hydra
tank didn't trigger
my spider‐sense.
291
00:14:22,270 --> 00:14:27,030
[growling]
Ohh, who's just the cutest
man‐eating thing in this room?
292
00:14:27,030 --> 00:14:29,530
That's right. You are.
293
00:14:29,530 --> 00:14:31,780
[chuckles]
I'm not in any real danger,
294
00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:33,790
because you're totally‐‐
[roars]
295
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,910
Ow!
296
00:14:35,910 --> 00:14:37,870
[grunts, groans]
297
00:14:37,870 --> 00:14:40,000
A real man‐eating thing!
298
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,040
Not fake. Not fake!
[growls]
299
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,710
Nice kitty. Nice kitty!
[roars]
300
00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:48,340
[roars]
301
00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:50,340
[grunting]
[roaring]
302
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:53,970
Yaah!
303
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:56,890
[snarls]
304
00:14:56,890 --> 00:14:58,430
[grunts]
305
00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,600
[both growling]
Oh, cool. More panthers.
306
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,940
And I was thinking this fight
wasn't fair enough.
[all growling]
307
00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:11,950
[grunts]
308
00:15:11,950 --> 00:15:15,280
[sighs]
Another hologram.
[growling continues]
309
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:19,830
Great. So only one
of these deadly panthers is,
you know, deadly.
310
00:15:19,830 --> 00:15:21,420
Trouble is, which one?
311
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,670
Projection's gotta be
coming from somewhere.
Gotcha!
312
00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:27,710
It's tracking
the two on the left,
which means‐‐
313
00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:30,050
Oh, please be right!
314
00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:32,050
[panthers roar]
315
00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:35,050
Okay. Weird.
Kinda awesome, but still weird.
316
00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:38,810
[growls, roars]
[kitten mews]
317
00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:40,480
Now to get outta here.
318
00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,690
Here again?
How can that‐‐
319
00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:49,530
Something tells me
this Mysterio guy is not
gonna be my new best friend.
320
00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:51,990
What I really want is
a big exit sign.
321
00:15:51,990 --> 00:15:55,950
But this door promises
zero saw blades, so...
322
00:16:08,170 --> 00:16:10,720
[chuckles]
This is... great.
323
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,300
Just me, myself, and I.
324
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,060
[thud]
[grunts]
325
00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:22,980
Ouch!
326
00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:25,650
Glad no one saw that.
[whimpers]
327
00:16:27,190 --> 00:16:29,190
This is what J. Jonah
thinks I look like anyway.
328
00:16:29,190 --> 00:16:33,280
Not bad. Maybe I could
go by "Daddy Longlegs."
329
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:36,200
Watch out, Ant‐Man!
[chuckles]
330
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,240
Whoa! Dead end, I guess.
331
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,500
Uh...
332
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,750
Huh?
333
00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:48,000
Uh...
334
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,840
Sure.
Nothing creepy about this.
335
00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:53,800
[panting]
Okay.
336
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,800
At least that's
a normal reflection‐‐
What?
337
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,970
I have to get outta here.
I feel like I'm losing my mind.
338
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,350
Huh?
339
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,410
Aha! Gotcha!
340
00:17:19,410 --> 00:17:22,040
[grunts]
341
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,700
Stop hitting yourself!
342
00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:26,960
Oh, joy. A reflection of me‐‐
jokes and all.
343
00:17:28,710 --> 00:17:30,500
[yells]
344
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:33,880
As if I don't already
beat myself up enough.
345
00:17:35,590 --> 00:17:38,010
Okay, that looks
nothing like me.
[grunts]
346
00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:41,140
[grunting]
347
00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:48,060
Take that, robo‐me!
348
00:17:49,810 --> 00:17:53,440
Robotics? Panthers? Holograms?
349
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,990
Mysterio's all illusion.
And felines.
350
00:17:56,990 --> 00:17:59,030
But what does
he want with me?
351
00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:03,290
Two rooms down.Welcome to number three.
352
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:06,710
Come find me, Spider‐Man,if you can make it to the exit.
353
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:09,460
Finally!
Exit sign, how I love you.
[chuckles]
354
00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:12,250
Just glad I didn't have to
go through the room with the...
saw blades.
355
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,930
If I can predict the paths
of the blades, I can...
356
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:22,470
Got it!
357
00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:29,100
Talk about cutting it close.
358
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:32,570
All right. Is there a word
for the opposite of a fun house?
359
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:36,280
Please be a real exit.
360
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,160
Hmm...
361
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,120
[Mysterio]Welcome to my domain.
362
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:50,290
I admit you've progressedfarther than I imagined.
363
00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:53,960
But now, to all good thingsmust come an end.
364
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:57,130
For the fortune you gaze uponis your doom,
365
00:18:57,130 --> 00:19:00,130
at the hands of Mysterio!
366
00:19:03,430 --> 00:19:06,140
Oh, come on!
Nothing? Really?
367
00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:08,390
Do you know how long it took
to perfect that entrance?
368
00:19:08,390 --> 00:19:11,190
[sighs]
Showmanship's a dying art form.
369
00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:13,810
Oh, well.
Good‐bye, Spider‐Man.
[snaps fingers]
370
00:19:13,810 --> 00:19:15,360
Stop‐‐
[screaming]
371
00:19:18,150 --> 00:19:20,200
Hello, payday.
372
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,820
Huh.
That was disappointing.
373
00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:24,370
No witty repartee?
374
00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:28,200
I expected more.
[sighs]
375
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,580
That's a wrap.
[laughs]
376
00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:34,040
And one of my best
performances to date.
377
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,090
[machinery whirring]
378
00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:41,550
Hey, Schmoopy.
379
00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:44,180
The bad man scare you?
[purrs]
380
00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:47,850
I'm sorry.
It's all over now.
[growling]
381
00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:51,390
Oh, I know.
It's mere scraps.
382
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:55,360
But once I collect
the bounty on Spider‐Man's head,
383
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,900
you'll be feasting
on only the finest filets.
384
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:01,030
Psst!
385
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,030
Ta‐da!
It‐‐
386
00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:06,490
It can't be.
I destroyed you!
387
00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:08,200
Does this feel
like an illusion?
388
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,330
[yells]
[grunts]
389
00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:11,870
[grunts]
390
00:20:11,870 --> 00:20:14,500
[grunts, groans]
391
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,090
But how?
392
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:18,380
Please! You think
you're the only one
393
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:20,880
who knows how
to program a robot?
394
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:24,140
S‐S‐Stop hitting
[distorted]
yourself.
395
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:27,010
[static, rattling]
So busy gloating,
you didn't notice the ol'
396
00:20:27,010 --> 00:20:29,930
"switch Spidey
with a robot double
and fool the bad guy" trick.
397
00:20:29,930 --> 00:20:33,270
It can't be.
I was so close
to the brass ring!
398
00:20:33,270 --> 00:20:35,230
The money! The respect!
399
00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:39,150
[whimpers]
Buddy, this can't be
your first time losing.
400
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,110
Take a breath.
401
00:20:41,110 --> 00:20:43,320
So, someone
put a price on moi?
402
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,450
Mind telling me who?
Also, how much?
403
00:20:45,450 --> 00:20:48,530
Curious what an arachnid‐powered
hero goes for in this economy.
404
00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:52,250
A magician
never reveals his‐‐
[crying out]
405
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,830
Yeah, well,
the New York Police Department
406
00:20:54,830 --> 00:20:56,880
will be able to get
some answers out of you.
407
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,630
I'll let them know
you're here.
408
00:20:58,630 --> 00:21:00,710
Where is here, anyway?
409
00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:09,560
Whoa! Wait! 8:36AM?
410
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,220
It's still day?
I only lost half an hour!
411
00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:14,890
Even after dropping
a call to the police,
I still have
412
00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:17,900
over 23 hours to finish
my Horizon Open House project!
413
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:19,690
[laughs]
414
00:21:19,690 --> 00:21:21,980
Science, here I come!
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