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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,875 --> 00:00:36,708 ♪ Good morning, good morning ♪ 2 00:00:37,291 --> 00:00:39,041 ♪ The day is bright and fine ♪ 3 00:00:39,125 --> 00:00:42,750 ♪ So pull up your shutters ♪ 4 00:00:44,208 --> 00:00:47,000 ♪ Good morning, good morning ♪ 5 00:00:47,583 --> 00:00:49,291 ♪ Now you have to get up soon ♪ 6 00:00:49,375 --> 00:00:52,583 ♪ Become awake and stretch your body ♪ 7 00:00:52,666 --> 00:00:54,750 ♪ And let's stretch the body! ♪ 8 00:00:54,833 --> 00:00:57,500 ♪ Good morning, good morning ♪ 9 00:00:57,583 --> 00:00:59,625 ♪ See what weather we'll get ♪ 10 00:00:59,708 --> 00:01:03,166 ♪ Now I'll make my bed and leave ♪ 11 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,000 A NETFLIX SERIES 12 00:01:41,458 --> 00:01:48,458 POST MORTEM NO ONE DIES IN SKARNES 13 00:02:05,833 --> 00:02:06,875 Flipped? Yes? 14 00:02:07,625 --> 00:02:08,708 Mm-hm. 15 00:02:08,791 --> 00:02:09,875 At the roundabout? 16 00:02:11,166 --> 00:02:12,416 On the roundabout? 17 00:02:14,041 --> 00:02:16,791 Okay, the word you are looking for is "near" the roundabout. 18 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:17,791 POLICE DEPARTMENT 19 00:02:17,875 --> 00:02:21,083 This isn't a preposition course, but it's relevant to me to know 20 00:02:21,166 --> 00:02:24,000 if it's lying dead in the middle of the roundabout 21 00:02:24,083 --> 00:02:26,000 and creating traffic for others. 22 00:02:26,083 --> 00:02:29,416 And, as you mentioned the roundabout, I need to know where to look. 23 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:31,500 Do you understand the difference? 24 00:02:32,041 --> 00:02:33,041 Mm-hm. 25 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:39,000 Yes. 26 00:02:39,083 --> 00:02:40,083 Okay. 27 00:02:40,791 --> 00:02:41,875 Near the roundabout. 28 00:02:42,791 --> 00:02:44,625 Yeah, I'm coming. Mm-hm. 29 00:02:44,708 --> 00:02:45,708 Great. See ya. 30 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,875 That was Vetle by the Coop. 31 00:02:50,666 --> 00:02:53,875 He told me the travelling library has flipped over near the roundabout. 32 00:02:53,958 --> 00:02:58,250 I'd better look. And see if I can find Vetle a book on grammar while I'm at it. 33 00:02:58,333 --> 00:03:00,000 You gonna take the bicycle? 34 00:03:00,083 --> 00:03:02,541 - Could do, but the police car's there. - No, Reinert has it. 35 00:03:02,625 --> 00:03:03,708 He hasn't come in yet. 36 00:03:03,791 --> 00:03:06,625 Okay, I'll be on the bicycle, then. It's not that far. 37 00:03:09,166 --> 00:03:12,875 You, uh... Yeah, be strict with him when he comes back, 38 00:03:12,958 --> 00:03:14,791 - if he arrives before I return. - Mm-hm. 39 00:03:14,875 --> 00:03:16,416 - I'm off. See ya! - See ya. 40 00:03:25,625 --> 00:03:26,625 Good morning. 41 00:03:29,791 --> 00:03:31,125 Didn't mean to scare you. 42 00:03:31,208 --> 00:03:33,250 Uh... No. Good morning. 43 00:03:34,166 --> 00:03:35,916 You haven't seen Reinert, have you? 44 00:03:37,583 --> 00:03:38,583 Uh... 45 00:03:39,166 --> 00:03:40,208 Uh, no. 46 00:03:40,291 --> 00:03:42,958 Are you, uh... certain? 47 00:03:44,583 --> 00:03:46,708 Uh... Yeah, sure. 48 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:48,875 As I can be. 49 00:03:48,958 --> 00:03:50,000 Hmm? 50 00:03:56,916 --> 00:04:01,166 You're accusing me of a walk of shame the day after Papa's burial? Is that it? 51 00:04:03,958 --> 00:04:05,916 No, no, not that at all. 52 00:04:06,458 --> 00:04:08,833 I'm sorry. Sorry, that was dumb of me. 53 00:04:14,625 --> 00:04:18,583 As you can see here, number 52 has an absolutely exquisite finish, 54 00:04:18,666 --> 00:04:21,791 made from a mahogany-stained cherry blossom tree. 55 00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:27,541 Ah, the lining is of a very fine silk. 56 00:04:27,625 --> 00:04:32,500 Here, you can see that there's matching lace on both duvet, pillow and face cloth. 57 00:04:33,166 --> 00:04:37,291 Not to mention the, uh... open-close mechanism, which is very special. 58 00:04:38,416 --> 00:04:39,767 - Most caskets have a lid... - Hmm. 59 00:04:39,791 --> 00:04:42,708 ...that you put on top and screw in, while this one is like... 60 00:04:42,791 --> 00:04:45,166 ah, a car door, almost. 61 00:04:48,416 --> 00:04:51,125 - What price are you expecting for that? - Hm? 62 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,166 Price. That one. 63 00:04:54,416 --> 00:04:58,708 Uh... The price of this one... That's, um... Yeah, well, that's, uh... 64 00:05:00,041 --> 00:05:02,875 I guess it's about, uh... 52,000. 65 00:05:02,958 --> 00:05:05,000 - Ooh! - 52,000? 66 00:05:05,083 --> 00:05:09,041 On a casket that's just to be a used for one day? It's really just a few hours. 67 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:11,333 Gentlemen, um... 68 00:05:12,416 --> 00:05:14,750 What can I say to win your trust? 69 00:05:16,541 --> 00:05:18,208 What are you trying to say to us? 70 00:05:19,041 --> 00:05:21,125 Um, a discount is what I'm talking about. 71 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:22,916 Uh... Let's say... 72 00:05:23,916 --> 00:05:26,041 twenty percent? 73 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:27,958 - You're bartering? - On a coffin? 74 00:05:28,041 --> 00:05:29,750 - It's just a bit too dear. - Far too dear. 75 00:05:29,833 --> 00:05:33,000 Uh... I agree. Well, I... Uh... I hear what you're saying. Hmm. 76 00:05:34,291 --> 00:05:36,500 If you wouldn't mind following me? This way. 77 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:38,875 - We have some alternatives out here. - Yeah. 78 00:05:39,791 --> 00:05:41,416 - It was dear. - Ever so dear. 79 00:05:42,458 --> 00:05:44,541 Then we have this model. It's very popular. 80 00:05:44,625 --> 00:05:47,125 Yes. And the price would be... Yeah? 81 00:05:47,208 --> 00:05:49,708 This one will cost you, uh... 32,000. 82 00:05:49,791 --> 00:05:51,250 - Hmm. - Hmm. 83 00:05:52,416 --> 00:05:53,416 Yeah. 84 00:05:54,125 --> 00:05:57,166 And if we continue to go down in price, we have this one. 85 00:05:57,250 --> 00:05:59,583 - Yes? - This is only 24,000. 86 00:06:02,416 --> 00:06:04,875 Mama grew up during the war, Odd. 87 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:06,583 Oh, yeah? 88 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:08,833 - "One should not squander." - Mm. Mm. 89 00:06:08,916 --> 00:06:11,833 She'd say, "You shouldn't squander money on things you don't need." 90 00:06:11,916 --> 00:06:14,516 No. However, a coffin is one thing your mother does actually need. 91 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:18,166 Yes, and what is more wasteful than a coffin that is gonna be burnt, hm? 92 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:20,250 Good point. 93 00:06:21,958 --> 00:06:23,958 In that case, we have this one. 94 00:06:24,541 --> 00:06:25,458 Tell me. 95 00:06:25,541 --> 00:06:28,708 Which costs 3,599. 96 00:06:28,791 --> 00:06:30,541 And with that 20 percent discount of yours 97 00:06:30,625 --> 00:06:32,625 - you just promised us... - Ahh... 98 00:06:33,458 --> 00:06:36,500 Now I come to think of it, we only have this model in XXL. 99 00:06:36,583 --> 00:06:37,666 We'll take it. 100 00:06:38,250 --> 00:06:41,291 Trouble is, obviously, it'll be far too big for your little mama. 101 00:06:41,375 --> 00:06:43,625 That'll be fine. We'll take that one. 102 00:06:43,708 --> 00:06:45,166 Yeah. Wonderful. 103 00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:48,208 Shame I'm not allowed to throw her in a body bag. That'd be cheapest. 104 00:06:51,541 --> 00:06:53,000 We're discussing our Mama, Odd. 105 00:06:54,833 --> 00:06:56,666 That was one step too far, Odd. 106 00:07:13,208 --> 00:07:17,166 A SALES CLASS WITH MARTIN JETTLAND 107 00:07:17,916 --> 00:07:19,083 Hmm. 108 00:07:35,083 --> 00:07:36,083 - Odd? - Hm? 109 00:07:39,708 --> 00:07:40,833 I just, um... 110 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:44,458 Um... 111 00:07:45,416 --> 00:07:48,791 - I just don't know what I should do. - No. Welcome to the club, then. 112 00:07:49,291 --> 00:07:51,916 - Hm? - I just sold a model eight. 113 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,750 Yeah. With a... 114 00:07:53,833 --> 00:07:55,708 ...20 percent reduction. 115 00:07:55,791 --> 00:07:57,875 This will never work, you know. 116 00:07:58,375 --> 00:08:00,166 Uh, what will never work? 117 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:04,166 I won't be able to make the money I have to make on that Gundersen funeral. 118 00:08:05,041 --> 00:08:06,541 One week with me behind the wheel, 119 00:08:06,625 --> 00:08:09,583 and so far, I've driven the firm right off a cliff. 120 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:13,083 From selling a coffin a bit cheaply? 121 00:08:13,166 --> 00:08:15,875 No, because I can't sell them any extra things. 122 00:08:15,958 --> 00:08:18,208 Bargain coffin, they're making the programmes themselves, 123 00:08:18,291 --> 00:08:19,750 food with the family. 124 00:08:20,416 --> 00:08:24,041 Luckily it's autumn, otherwise they'd have insisted on picking the flowers too. 125 00:08:24,125 --> 00:08:26,750 Decorate the church with crocuses and dandelions and... 126 00:08:32,458 --> 00:08:34,666 - You and me have to talk... - They'll take the house. 127 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,708 - The Gundersen sons? - No, the bank will! 128 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:45,333 I have no revenue, because there isn't anyone fucking dying in Skarnes! 129 00:08:48,958 --> 00:08:50,791 This funeral was supposed to... 130 00:08:52,291 --> 00:08:55,750 prove to the town that we at Hallangen come first in the list 131 00:08:56,291 --> 00:08:59,041 for special funerals, dignified and classy. 132 00:08:59,791 --> 00:09:01,833 Now, people will take their dead parents 133 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:05,333 to those useless cowboy bastards in Kongsvinger. 134 00:09:05,416 --> 00:09:08,125 - Useless, impersonal service. - Hang on a minute, Odd. 135 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:11,791 Hold on. You'll arrange a friendly, intimate little funeral. 136 00:09:12,583 --> 00:09:14,458 - Huh? - The most important thing here 137 00:09:14,541 --> 00:09:17,458 - is you show the bank... - So you've seen the model eight, have you? 138 00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:22,625 - Oh, yeah. It's this, then. - Mm-hm. 139 00:09:25,041 --> 00:09:26,541 And also, it's enormous. 140 00:09:27,708 --> 00:09:30,291 No cotton filling. No wood shavings in the bottom. 141 00:09:30,375 --> 00:09:32,458 The duvet that goes with it is so thin. 142 00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:37,458 If I'd sold this one, it would have been so perfect. 143 00:09:39,166 --> 00:09:42,333 Mrs. Gundersen is a petite lady. She'll look like Knerten in it! 144 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:45,458 There's room for her and both her sons. 145 00:10:03,916 --> 00:10:04,750 Hello? 146 00:10:04,833 --> 00:10:06,958 Uh, yeah? Yeah, I'm sorry. 147 00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,791 - You coping? - Yeah, yeah. 148 00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:13,041 - You wanted to say something earlier? - Oh, yeah. Uh... 149 00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:14,583 Yeah, no, that was nothing. 150 00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:16,625 I've figured that out. 151 00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:19,500 - Odd? - Rose? 152 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:22,250 - Odd? - Coming! Okay, yeah. 153 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,833 Your phone rang several times, so I answered it. 154 00:10:26,916 --> 00:10:28,375 - Has anyone died? - No! 155 00:10:28,458 --> 00:10:29,858 It was the bank, silly. 156 00:10:29,916 --> 00:10:32,375 They wondered if you could call them back pretty soon. 157 00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:35,500 - Yeah. Did they say what it was about? - No. 158 00:10:40,916 --> 00:10:43,083 - There's nothing wrong, is there? - No, no. 159 00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:47,541 They would have been calling about, uh... life insurance or something. Thanks. 160 00:10:47,625 --> 00:10:49,791 It's strange they should be selling you life insurance, 161 00:10:49,875 --> 00:10:53,083 - the way you've been carrying on. - Yeah. Live came back again. 162 00:10:53,791 --> 00:10:55,708 Papa didn't have insurance, so... 163 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,375 No, we'll just have to keep buggering on and work more. 164 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:00,541 We'll manage. 165 00:11:26,041 --> 00:11:27,041 Live? 166 00:11:28,833 --> 00:11:29,666 Hi. 167 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:32,500 Would you be able to stop by my office this afternoon? 168 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:35,500 I've been a bit worried about you since the funeral. 169 00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:38,375 Uh, funny you should ask. I'm a little occupied at the mo... 170 00:11:38,458 --> 00:11:41,125 - I've got to get to our storage with... - I insist. 171 00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:42,208 ...things here. 172 00:11:49,541 --> 00:11:51,250 Ooh-hoo! 173 00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:52,375 THE BOOK VAN 174 00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:55,041 - Hello. - Yes, here we are. 175 00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:57,958 - Where's the driver, then? - Uh, he took off. 176 00:11:59,541 --> 00:12:02,916 - In the middle of the roundabout. - Yeah, it was the middle, indeed 177 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,500 - Drunk driving? - Difficult to say for sure. 178 00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:08,250 Hmm, hmm... 179 00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:11,000 Who actually reads this stuff? 180 00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:12,833 That's a good question. 181 00:12:12,916 --> 00:12:15,625 There has to be a better selection inside the van. 182 00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:18,958 Hmm. Hmm... 183 00:12:22,416 --> 00:12:24,500 - Uh, suppose I should get on, then? - Yeah. 184 00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:28,166 Yeah, clear it up before the afternoon rush starts. 185 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,708 Bargain trashy novels... 186 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,458 Housewife porn. 187 00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:17,333 FAILED: PRESS HERE TO TRY AGAIN 188 00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:22,333 PRESS HERE TO TRY AGAIN 189 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:55,458 I'M NOT FEELING WELL. I'LL SEE YOU AT WORK TOMORROW. 190 00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:23,791 Reinert? 191 00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,500 Reinert, are you there? 192 00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:29,750 Want to go to the cinema tonight? 193 00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:31,833 Oh, no, for fuck's sake. 194 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,666 What? 195 00:16:36,791 --> 00:16:38,750 Has she started leaking as well, now? 196 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,375 Fuck's sake. 197 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,500 This is an old family secret. 198 00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:54,000 My dad used to do this when bodies were leaking. 199 00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:59,333 Thick plastic and duct tape. 200 00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:09,458 Sorted. 201 00:17:13,291 --> 00:17:17,083 Or we could go to the Chinese restaurant. If you'd like to go. 202 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:24,250 - Odd. - Yeah, just a moment. Fucking awkward. 203 00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:29,541 I was just wondering if we should book a table for us, at the Chinese restaurant. 204 00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:32,791 Or it would be fine just to stay at home. 205 00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:39,083 - Huh... - Hello! Rose to Odd! 206 00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:41,375 Yes, Odd here. I'm just sewing a mouth shut. 207 00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:42,833 - Give me a minute. - Oh. 208 00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:45,625 - Hers or mine? - Huh? 209 00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:49,708 I'm sorry. Uh, the Chinese would be perfect. 210 00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:51,625 Or just stay home. 211 00:17:55,916 --> 00:17:57,958 Why spend time getting her to look good 212 00:17:58,041 --> 00:18:02,041 when you're gonna slam the lid shut and no one will see her face anyway? 213 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,291 Dignity. 214 00:18:08,041 --> 00:18:10,500 - It's like Papa used to say, you know. - Mmm? 215 00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:14,500 No matter whether in life you're fortuneless or rich, here we're all equal. 216 00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:17,125 - Odd? - Yeah? 217 00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:20,291 It's just a funeral, you know? 218 00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:23,625 I know you're stressing a lot, but you know this. 219 00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:27,958 It will be so nice, and everyone will remember this forever. 220 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,500 I really hope they don't. 221 00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:41,166 Hi, Live. 222 00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:43,541 Judith? 223 00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:44,541 Yeah, uh... 224 00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:47,041 I must apologise for what I insinuated earlier. 225 00:18:47,791 --> 00:18:50,375 - I just didn't mean what I said... - Oh, no, doesn't matter. 226 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,583 Uh-huh/ What are you pulling? 227 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,916 Oh, no. That... that's... 228 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,000 Those are boards, and some other shit that we... 229 00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:01,791 - Oh, yes. - Had to pick up at the storage for Odd. 230 00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,458 It almost looks like a dead body. 231 00:19:03,541 --> 00:19:05,791 I'm just kidding with you. 232 00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:09,458 - So you have a storage place over there? - Yeah, there. 233 00:19:09,541 --> 00:19:10,901 - Yeah. - Straight and to the left. 234 00:19:10,958 --> 00:19:12,250 - Yeah. - Yeah, so that... 235 00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:15,583 - Well, looks so heavy. - No, no, it's much lighter than it looks. 236 00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:16,583 So... 237 00:19:16,666 --> 00:19:18,333 - Yeah. - He's actually waiting for me. 238 00:19:18,416 --> 00:19:20,916 - Yes. Give him my regards. - Okay, yeah. Bye, bye. 239 00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:31,208 - Hi. - Hi. 240 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,541 What are you doing? 241 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,125 Um, I'm just padding it up a little, under Mrs. Gundersen, 242 00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:39,333 so the coffin won't look so enormous. 243 00:21:39,416 --> 00:21:41,000 - Oh. - You know, dignity. 244 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:42,620 - That's smart. Thanks. - Mm. 245 00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:54,291 - Are you all right? - I just... 246 00:21:54,375 --> 00:21:57,166 Oh. Uh... thought about all the death that surrounds us. 247 00:21:57,875 --> 00:21:58,875 Yeah. 248 00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:02,761 I guess we should... should put the lid on so we can get out of here? 249 00:22:02,833 --> 00:22:03,833 Yeah. 250 00:22:04,291 --> 00:22:06,083 Let's do that. 251 00:22:07,666 --> 00:22:10,166 - Could you just help me a little here? - Yeah. 252 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:14,750 - Have you got it? - Yeah. 253 00:22:17,791 --> 00:22:19,208 Yeah, that's it. 254 00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:21,958 Let's see. There. 255 00:22:25,708 --> 00:22:28,041 - Aah. - Yes, and then... 256 00:22:28,708 --> 00:22:31,291 I suppose it's straight to cremation with this one, huh? 257 00:22:31,791 --> 00:22:33,250 Yep, it is indeed. 258 00:22:34,583 --> 00:22:36,208 - Shall we go? - Yeah. 259 00:22:39,083 --> 00:22:40,583 - So sad. - I agree. 260 00:22:40,666 --> 00:22:42,791 I think it's important we take a break... 261 00:22:42,875 --> 00:22:45,458 I understand, but... I have to pay the mortgage. 262 00:23:06,458 --> 00:23:09,125 A SALES CLASS WITH MARTIN JETTLAND 263 00:23:09,208 --> 00:23:11,708 Let's start with the most important thing first. 264 00:23:15,083 --> 00:23:17,000 "It's just business." 265 00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:18,625 Hm? 266 00:23:18,708 --> 00:23:21,375 S-W-O-T. SWOT. 267 00:23:22,416 --> 00:23:26,333 Strengths, weaknesses, opportunities, 268 00:23:26,833 --> 00:23:28,041 threats. 269 00:23:28,125 --> 00:23:30,041 We must be able to have self-awareness 270 00:23:30,125 --> 00:23:32,541 and be able to self-diagnose in these areas 271 00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:34,875 to be able to drive a successful business. 272 00:23:34,958 --> 00:23:36,083 Hallangen! 273 00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:40,125 What are Hallangen Funeral Agency's strengths? 274 00:23:41,416 --> 00:23:42,833 Uh... Nah. 275 00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:46,541 Lifelong experience? 276 00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:49,041 Yeah, we are, uh, five generations of a family 277 00:23:49,125 --> 00:23:52,708 - with a funeral service in Skarnes. - Boom! Weaknesses? 278 00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:57,791 - Uh... Don't know. - Red numbers. That's why you're here. 279 00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:01,208 - Yeah. - Opportunities? 280 00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:05,125 Folks will always die? 281 00:24:08,208 --> 00:24:10,208 There. And the next, threats. 282 00:24:10,291 --> 00:24:11,583 What threats? 283 00:24:11,666 --> 00:24:14,708 What are Hallangen Funeral Agency's threats? 284 00:24:15,291 --> 00:24:16,500 Mmm... don't know. 285 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:22,166 - What's the reason you're going under? - We're not going under. 286 00:24:22,958 --> 00:24:24,166 No, not yet. 287 00:24:24,250 --> 00:24:27,708 We've survived in Skarnes since 1914. We're not going under now. 288 00:24:32,291 --> 00:24:33,666 What are you frightened of? 289 00:24:36,625 --> 00:24:38,166 I can't think of anything. 290 00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:40,916 My job is to make nice funerals for people in Skarnes. 291 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,916 What are you frightened of? 292 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:47,458 I think it would be very sad if we had to send all of those who die all the way to 293 00:24:47,958 --> 00:24:48,958 Kongsvinger. 294 00:24:49,541 --> 00:24:50,583 Odd. 295 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:54,833 What... are you frightened of? 296 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,791 Uh... 297 00:25:08,416 --> 00:25:09,958 I have no idea what I'm doing. 298 00:25:11,125 --> 00:25:14,666 I can't sell anything. I've inherited a completely ludicrous debt. 299 00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:20,000 And that's because nobody ever fucking dies in Skarnes! 300 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,083 Sorry. 301 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:36,583 Can you hold this one? 302 00:25:40,375 --> 00:25:41,875 You got enough, do you think? 303 00:25:55,166 --> 00:25:57,916 How would you describe your general wellbeing recently? 304 00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:01,333 Normal. 305 00:26:09,291 --> 00:26:11,791 I don't have to remind you of my confidentiality, I presume. 306 00:26:11,875 --> 00:26:12,875 Nope. 307 00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:15,333 But, uh, maybe we're done, yeah? 308 00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:21,166 I'm here if you need someone to talk to. 309 00:26:21,833 --> 00:26:23,333 It can feel lonesome. 310 00:26:48,541 --> 00:26:49,625 Hello. 311 00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:51,416 Hi. 312 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:53,333 Are you gonna finish in there tonight? 313 00:26:53,416 --> 00:26:54,625 I'll be a while. 314 00:26:56,041 --> 00:26:57,041 Until when? 315 00:26:57,625 --> 00:26:58,625 Um, forever. 316 00:26:59,125 --> 00:27:00,125 Yeah... 317 00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:03,166 Yeah, as long as you have a plan. 318 00:27:09,916 --> 00:27:11,541 - Darling? - Mmm? 319 00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:15,458 I maybe need to tell you something. 320 00:27:15,541 --> 00:27:16,541 Uh-huh? 321 00:27:22,833 --> 00:27:24,875 We're gonna lose the house. 322 00:27:24,958 --> 00:27:25,958 Shit! 323 00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:38,750 What did you say, Odd? 324 00:27:44,375 --> 00:27:45,666 What did you say? 325 00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:48,333 What's that? 326 00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:50,583 This is champagne for you 327 00:27:51,166 --> 00:27:53,375 and apple juice for me. 328 00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:00,166 - A result? - Yes! 329 00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:02,416 Aaah! 330 00:28:03,708 --> 00:28:05,041 Aah! Oh! 331 00:28:05,875 --> 00:28:07,750 - You mean it, yeah? - Yeah! 332 00:28:09,583 --> 00:28:11,208 Oh! You mean it! 333 00:28:11,708 --> 00:28:13,541 Aaah! 334 00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:17,250 Aah! Oh, man! 335 00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:18,541 THE HOME OF ODD LIVE MAMA PAPA 336 00:28:18,625 --> 00:28:20,708 I have to call the Gundersen sons! 337 00:28:20,791 --> 00:28:23,000 - Why? - If we'll have a baby in nine months, 338 00:28:23,083 --> 00:28:25,250 those cheap arsees have no excuse but to pay up. 339 00:28:25,333 --> 00:28:27,833 Ooh-hoo! I'm gonna teach you how to sell, little Baby Arvid. 340 00:28:27,916 --> 00:28:29,436 No, no, not Arvid. I... 341 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:31,041 We can't call it Baby Arvid. 342 00:28:31,125 --> 00:28:33,791 I don't give a fuck what his name is! Ha-ha! We're having a baby! 343 00:28:33,875 --> 00:28:35,500 Oh, God! 344 00:28:35,583 --> 00:28:37,625 Oh, my God! Baby Arvid! 345 00:28:37,708 --> 00:28:39,625 Baby Arvid would have been nice. 346 00:28:39,708 --> 00:28:42,750 - Little Baby Arvid in a suit! - Aww! 347 00:28:42,833 --> 00:28:44,041 THE HOME OF ODD LIVE MAMA PAPA 348 00:28:44,125 --> 00:28:45,750 - We did it. - I know! 349 00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:48,625 Are you... I mean, I can't wait! 350 00:28:48,708 --> 00:28:50,000 Of course! 351 00:29:03,666 --> 00:29:06,458 Live. It'll be okay. 352 00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:09,416 It's okay, Live. 353 00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:11,500 Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh. 354 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,583 I'm here. 355 00:29:13,208 --> 00:29:15,791 Yes, I'm here. I'm watching over you. 356 00:29:16,416 --> 00:29:18,458 Good girl, Live. 357 00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:22,375 I'm here, Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh. 358 00:29:22,458 --> 00:29:24,291 I'm here. 359 00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:26,333 I'm here. 360 00:29:26,958 --> 00:29:28,458 It's okay. 361 00:29:28,541 --> 00:29:31,166 It's okay. Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh. 362 00:29:31,250 --> 00:29:32,250 Good girl. 363 00:29:39,291 --> 00:29:40,958 Huh? 364 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,083 Hello? 365 00:29:47,125 --> 00:29:48,250 Huh. 366 00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:56,208 - Good morning! - Good morning! 367 00:29:57,666 --> 00:29:58,666 Let's see... 368 00:30:03,125 --> 00:30:03,958 Oh, look! 369 00:30:04,041 --> 00:30:05,833 Anyone order pancakes? 370 00:30:05,916 --> 00:30:08,166 Since when did you start making pancakes? 371 00:30:08,250 --> 00:30:11,125 Since I got two very good bits of news, you know? 372 00:30:11,625 --> 00:30:13,041 - Okay. - Let's see. 373 00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:14,750 - There's yours... - Thanks. 374 00:30:16,041 --> 00:30:17,500 - Hmm. - Exciting. 375 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:18,708 Tuck in. 376 00:30:21,125 --> 00:30:22,500 Mmm. Is it good? 377 00:30:22,583 --> 00:30:24,375 - Mmm! - Mm-hm. Okay. 378 00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:26,500 - Number one. - Hm? 379 00:30:27,875 --> 00:30:29,715 You're going to be an aunt, and I'll be a papa. 380 00:30:29,750 --> 00:30:31,083 Odd! 381 00:30:31,833 --> 00:30:33,625 Oh, that's so wonderful! 382 00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:34,833 - Yeah! - Congratulations! 383 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:37,375 Thanks a lot! It's finally happened. In the end. 384 00:30:37,458 --> 00:30:39,541 - That's so fantastic! Finally. - Mmm. 385 00:30:40,166 --> 00:30:41,833 Number two. 386 00:30:41,916 --> 00:30:43,041 I've made more sales. 387 00:30:46,166 --> 00:30:47,375 Aah. Uh-huh! 388 00:30:47,458 --> 00:30:49,083 - That's also good. - Yeah. 389 00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:51,086 - Amazing. - It's almost like I don't believe it. 390 00:30:51,166 --> 00:30:53,375 No, I called the Gundersen sons yesterday... 391 00:30:53,458 --> 00:30:54,750 - Hm? - Managed to convince them 392 00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:56,375 that they must buy a viewing. 393 00:30:57,541 --> 00:31:00,291 I guess it was the paternal instinct that kicked in. 394 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,080 That was probably what I needed to become a salesman. 395 00:31:03,125 --> 00:31:05,916 I guess they didn't have any other choice. 396 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,458 I was that convincing. 397 00:31:07,541 --> 00:31:09,625 But shouldn't that coffin, um, 398 00:31:09,708 --> 00:31:11,708 have been sent straight to cremation? 399 00:31:11,791 --> 00:31:14,583 Yes, originally, but, uh, now there's a viewing first. 400 00:31:14,666 --> 00:31:16,500 I think it'll be nice for them as well. 401 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:19,791 They'll get to see her a last time. I think that'll be good. Mm. 402 00:31:20,458 --> 00:31:23,916 - Should I maybe help you? - You don't have to. I've done it already. 403 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,666 But I'm going over there afterwards, just to check. To be certain. 404 00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:30,875 - Certain? - Yeah, that there's nothing to tidy up or... 405 00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:34,000 - See if the nose is running... - Excellent. Excellent. 406 00:31:34,083 --> 00:31:38,291 Yeah. Or if the eyes have slipped open. That's not a nice thing to see. 407 00:32:01,083 --> 00:32:02,166 Fuck! 408 00:32:47,250 --> 00:32:48,916 Uh... Ah. 409 00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:58,875 Mmm, pah, pah, pah... 410 00:32:58,958 --> 00:33:01,833 - There you are, Karsten. All good? - All good. 411 00:33:01,916 --> 00:33:04,708 I'm excited for your first funeral as manager. 412 00:33:04,791 --> 00:33:08,625 It is incredibly important to me that this funeral runs perfectly, okay? 413 00:33:08,708 --> 00:33:10,708 Of course. I understand. 414 00:33:10,791 --> 00:33:13,583 Don't worry. Everything will be fine, I can assure you. 415 00:33:13,666 --> 00:33:15,586 I'll check on Mrs. Gundersen one last time. 416 00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:18,416 You can never be thorough enough. 417 00:33:28,958 --> 00:33:29,958 Hm. 418 00:33:30,333 --> 00:33:31,416 Yes, this is Odd. 419 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:35,708 Yeah. No, just wait outside. I'm coming now. Yeah. 420 00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:58,791 What the fuck? 421 00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:10,583 Reinert? 422 00:34:29,375 --> 00:34:31,708 I'm so glad that you decided upon a viewing after all. 423 00:34:31,791 --> 00:34:34,916 It's a very special way to bid farewell for the final time. 424 00:34:39,916 --> 00:34:40,916 Reinert! 425 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:47,125 Yeah, and you also put forward some fun arguments. 426 00:34:47,208 --> 00:34:50,250 - Uh, yeah. Thanks, or... Yeah. - Yes. 427 00:34:50,833 --> 00:34:51,833 - Oh. - Yes? 428 00:34:53,541 --> 00:34:55,875 Yeah, no, I can see that, um... the door is open. 429 00:34:55,958 --> 00:34:59,916 It's, um... something the priest must have forgotten when he arrived. I'll check. 430 00:35:02,375 --> 00:35:04,875 - Just wait here. Two minutes. - Yes. 431 00:35:06,250 --> 00:35:08,041 - We'll wait here, then. - Yes. 432 00:35:14,083 --> 00:35:16,750 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No! 433 00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:19,916 Oh, fuck off! 434 00:35:23,583 --> 00:35:24,791 Aah! 435 00:35:40,083 --> 00:35:41,833 Reinert! 436 00:35:51,416 --> 00:35:52,416 I apologise. 437 00:35:52,875 --> 00:35:54,250 Huh? You apologise? 438 00:35:54,791 --> 00:35:57,666 This was the funeral, the final moment of Mama's life. 439 00:35:57,750 --> 00:36:00,000 You have the cheek to charge a huge amount for a viewing, 440 00:36:00,083 --> 00:36:02,000 - and then she looks like that? - Yeah. 441 00:36:02,625 --> 00:36:05,041 If there was anything I was able to do, obviously, I... 442 00:36:05,125 --> 00:36:07,166 Yes. We want our payment back. 443 00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:09,625 We've decided to use an agency in Kongsvinger. 444 00:36:09,708 --> 00:36:11,625 - But, uh... - "But, uh..."? 445 00:36:11,708 --> 00:36:14,916 Are you going to charge us for a funeral that didn't happen? 446 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,250 Be a little reasonable. Say... 50 percent? 447 00:36:19,750 --> 00:36:21,208 Are you bartering over Mama? 448 00:36:21,291 --> 00:36:23,458 - No, no. No. No. - No? 449 00:36:23,541 --> 00:36:24,625 But... 450 00:36:24,708 --> 00:36:26,916 No, of course you'll get your payment back. 451 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,583 - Of course we're getting our payment back. - Yeah. 452 00:36:29,666 --> 00:36:31,375 And I apologise, as well. 453 00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:33,416 As you should. That'll be all, then. 454 00:36:38,666 --> 00:36:41,208 Oh, God help you. Mama would have been proud of us, John. 455 00:36:41,291 --> 00:36:43,611 - You should not squander. - You shouldn't squander. 456 00:36:55,166 --> 00:36:56,291 Reinert! 457 00:37:12,791 --> 00:37:14,375 Reinert? 458 00:37:22,041 --> 00:37:24,833 Hello, it's me. Live. 459 00:37:26,166 --> 00:37:28,000 Reinert... 460 00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:34,666 Oh, God. Reinert... 461 00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:36,666 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 462 00:37:42,833 --> 00:37:45,041 Reinert, I'm just going to remove the bag. 463 00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:47,333 Oh! 464 00:37:52,833 --> 00:37:54,958 Oh, shit! 465 00:37:55,041 --> 00:37:57,500 I'm trying to take the bag... 466 00:38:04,166 --> 00:38:07,333 Reinert, I... Let me take the bag off... 467 00:38:07,416 --> 00:38:08,541 No! 468 00:38:27,041 --> 00:38:28,416 [groans[ 469 00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:57,458 You have reached the voicemail of Detective Reinert J. Tisthamar 470 00:38:57,541 --> 00:38:58,666 at Skarnes sheriff's office. 471 00:38:58,750 --> 00:39:00,833 Please leave me a message after the beep. 472 00:39:07,041 --> 00:39:08,041 Marianne? 473 00:39:11,208 --> 00:39:12,583 Something's not right. 474 00:39:48,375 --> 00:39:51,166 Skarnes sheriff's office. You're talking with Marianne. 475 00:39:51,666 --> 00:39:52,666 - Judith! - Hmm? 476 00:39:52,750 --> 00:39:54,833 Someone's found Reinert and Live. 477 00:40:14,583 --> 00:40:17,791 So you drove to Reinert's and discovered him lying there. 478 00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:20,416 And he was naked. 479 00:40:21,458 --> 00:40:23,750 Except for his head, as this covered him. 480 00:40:24,583 --> 00:40:25,583 Yeah. 481 00:40:26,083 --> 00:40:28,208 You don't think that's a little weird? 482 00:40:29,833 --> 00:40:31,958 Uh... Yeah, that's... 483 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,500 very... very weird. 484 00:40:37,583 --> 00:40:39,583 Could it have been some sort of sadomasochism? 485 00:40:40,916 --> 00:40:42,500 Strangulation sex. 486 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,583 Bondage, or whatever. 487 00:40:46,166 --> 00:40:47,291 Reinert? 488 00:40:48,416 --> 00:40:49,416 Yeah. 489 00:40:51,666 --> 00:40:52,666 Hm? 490 00:40:53,208 --> 00:40:54,500 Pfft... Mm? 491 00:40:54,583 --> 00:40:58,541 Maybe you went to his place and caught him while he was enjoying some... 492 00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:00,750 Uh... 493 00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:02,333 Mm. 494 00:41:02,916 --> 00:41:04,583 So he lost his cool. 495 00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:06,541 Yeah. 496 00:41:08,041 --> 00:41:09,375 And then he ran after you. 497 00:41:10,750 --> 00:41:13,041 Yeah, he was... not quite the same, though. 498 00:41:14,791 --> 00:41:18,416 And then he decided to attack you. Still with this bag covering his head? 499 00:41:19,750 --> 00:41:21,125 Uh... Yeah. 500 00:41:23,583 --> 00:41:27,291 You don't have a problem with Reinert? You don't have a grudge against him? 501 00:41:27,375 --> 00:41:29,875 - No. - Not a lovers' quarrel? 502 00:41:29,958 --> 00:41:30,958 No jealousy? 503 00:41:31,041 --> 00:41:32,625 No. I just tried to help a friend 504 00:41:32,708 --> 00:41:35,125 who obviously is having a hard time at the moment. 505 00:41:35,208 --> 00:41:36,125 To be there. 506 00:41:36,208 --> 00:41:37,291 Yes. 507 00:41:38,291 --> 00:41:39,291 Hmm. 508 00:41:40,791 --> 00:41:43,375 We'll just have to wait until Reinert's awake, then. 509 00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:47,166 And hear his version of this story. 510 00:41:48,875 --> 00:41:49,958 We'll talk more. 511 00:41:51,250 --> 00:41:52,250 Yeah, sure. 512 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,291 RECEPTION 513 00:43:48,583 --> 00:43:50,458 I've no idea... I don't know what... 514 00:43:50,541 --> 00:43:52,000 He, um... 515 00:43:52,083 --> 00:43:53,083 just... 516 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,791 You don't understand yet? 37506

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