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I tell you what man, my
phone goes off all night
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she knows I'm working. But..
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Married for a long time,
brother. You married?
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Going on three years now.
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Cool. Cool.
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Yeah...
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Cool. Kids?
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We got a bun in the oven.
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Dude that's awesome, man.
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Congratulations on that. Thank
you.
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Boy? Girl? Uh, we don't know
yet.
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But I'm just looking
forward to getting home.
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I'll tell you that.
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Is it always this slow?
- Yeah
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I mean you learn to
appreciate the slow times.
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You know? I mean...
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When it's slow you know
you're gonna go home.
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Well, if I'd known it was gonna
be this slow I'd have stayed
home
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I know brother, the night's
young, man.
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Central to 409
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go ahead central...
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Need a unit on
route to 1321 county road 347.
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For a 10-39.
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10-4 central.
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409 en route.
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What in the fuck is
that?
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Oh, buddy. We got a
live one.
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Shit...
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Sir!
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Sir, we're gonna
need you to put the bag down...
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Sir, do you need an
ambulance?
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Sir, do you need an
ambulance? Alan! Get
back!
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Alan! Sir, we
need you to put down the bag.
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Get back!
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Got a
10-82! 10-82!
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Officer down!
Officer down!
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Need assistance!
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Deep in these mountains lies the
almost forgotten art of
storytelling.
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Every civilization has their
stories...
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Those that shape our future
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and those that embellish the
past.
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But there are few tales
so curious and fascinating
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as the tall tales of the
American south
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come with us today as
we explore these legends
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and shed some light
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on dark appalachia
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So, what do you think?
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- I mean, I look
good and I sound good...
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Are you really sold on
that intro? Well, I... I
mean...
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- What was with that
music?
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- What I think it's
awesome. Are you serious?
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- I don't know,
man. I think the whole thing
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seems cheesy as fuck if
you want my honest opinion.
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- Shit...
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You want a beer?
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Yeah. And no. I don't have any
beer.
- Yeah!
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I don't have beer I'm sorry.
- Wait a second...
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Hey put that camera down I want
to work on this intro before
Izzie gets here.
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Oh, Jesus. Wait. The enigmatic
Isabella is coming over?
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- She is.
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- Really? Oh, did you
invite the rest of the crew?
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No, Steph and yancy are techies
they don't care about this part.
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- Of course not.
- They don't care about the
planning!
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- Holy fucking shit would you
look at this.
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What the fuck is he doing in
here?
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Hey when you're texting
Izzie can you ask her to bring
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over some beer and maybe
a fuck ton of groceries?
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How the fuck do you live like
that?
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Mark! - What?
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Fine, if you won't I will.
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Lowks below...
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La la la la laaah
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I love this fucking camera so
much.
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It's great.
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Oh, shit.
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Come in!
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Aww, I fucking love you!
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Thanks for your help. - Haha
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shit, sorry about that.
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Marks on the phone with the
fucking guy.
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He's a looney toons, I swear.
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Yep, yeah, we were um...
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Actually we were planning on
coming out there maybe in the
next couple of months?
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Is that something that could
work for you?
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I'm not sure, man.
I'm not really sure how much I
can help you.
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We're still in the
planning stages, basically.
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We would just like to
get you, hear your story
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on camera
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what do you think?
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How about an interview?
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Jeff? Hello, are you there?
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Look I ain't trying to, uh...
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Man listen...
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Ya'll come down any time next
month.
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And I'll tell you what I know
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just give me a heads up
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look, I can't promise it's what
you're gonna be looking for.
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Shit with my daddy ain't
stuff I like to dredge up.
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Why? What happened to your dad?
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Look, man. Just come on
down. We'll talk. Give me a
holler.
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Okay. Yeah, no, that sounds
great.
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We will umm... I'll let you know
when we come down there, okay?
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Yeah, alright man. Look I gotta
let you go.
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Okay -
Get away from there!
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Thanks...
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Dude, your interview
skills blow!
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What the fuck was that all
about?
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You don't cold call
someone and start asking
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questions about their dead dad!
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First of all
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that was not the interview, that
was me technically getting the
interview
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and, hello, Izzie.
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I'm sorry...
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I did not want you to get all
that stuff. I told him not to uh
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David told me you wanted to
celebrate!
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I also said you were
boney
and needed sustenance to live.
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Well "celebrate" might be a
little early
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I mean, this guy claims that he
is the son of the person who
found the box, but...
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He really could be fucking
with me. I have no idea.
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I think we should explore it.
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And we need as much info as we
can get
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because I tried to do some
research on that town and this
family earlier today
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and I came up with nothing.
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Well, I mean the fact that
there is nothing in this day
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and age, kind of probably
means there's something, right?
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Well sometimes it is
nothing, Mark.
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I direct you back to
"ghost cabin" last summer?
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Oh, god, Mark.
Not another ghost cabin!
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Goddamit guys, it is
not another ghost cabin!
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Moving on from ghost
cabin let's look at our
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schedule and budget:
The fun stuff, if you will.
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Mark, we don't need to worry
about any of this right now.
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Let's call yance and
Stephanie. Tell them the
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good news. And let's go out and
celebrate!
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Besides...
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I wasn't going to say anything,
but umm...
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You look like you haven't
gotten out in a while
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alright, fuck it. Let's go.
Let's get out.
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Yeaaaah
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££
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So no one opened it?
Why didn't they go back?
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I don't know. I guess
that's what we're going to find
out.
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Far as I know it's
still back there somewhere.
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And you think we can find it?
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That's not really the
purpose, but it will be fun to
try.
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I mean, I want the episode
to be about: Origin of the story
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and if it's complete bullshit
we'll figure out how to make it
interesting.
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Hold on we need
one more round of shots!
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Here, take this.
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So Mark, what's
going on with you and David?
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Are you guys cool?
You good?
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We're totally fine, we talked it
out.
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Well, you better
be because I'm not about
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to go into the woods and
babysit a couple of children.
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It's fine! I promise. We have
an understanding now, okay?
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I think it sounds cool.
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You have, my ears...
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Fuck it.
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You have my eyes...
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You have, my brain...
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Oh, and it's a very beautiful
brain, at that, Isabella.
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But we're not gonna do
any of that silly mantra shit
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we're gonna toast to the start
of this project for real this
time.
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David, what is it
you contribute again, the
asshole?
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Very funny.
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But I'm the voice and you
better damn well respect it,
Kay?
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So let's toast for real this
time, c'mon.
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Cheers!
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Hey, hey! Do you
mind taking our picture?
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Yeah, sure! Okay.
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Hey, assholes
we're gonna take our picture.
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Team pic? - Yeah, team
pic, c'mon.
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I'm blocking you.
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I'll hold you right here. - Be
careful
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Alright.
Okay, one, two, three...
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Jesus, what the fuck is taking
her so long?
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Dude, chill. She said
she would be right out.
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Well, look at this place...
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Jesus...
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Izzie's boyfriend must be
rolling in bank
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What does he do for a living
again?
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I don't know, he's a
pharmacist or some shit.
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Well I guess you could win her
over with your stunning
personality, or something.
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Dude stop it, you know she's not
like that.
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I don't know, man
look at this place! It's...
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I mean, this giant mcmansion
cabin thing...
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I mean if I had a choice
between you, or living in this..
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David, stop it!
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Stop. Please shut the hell up.
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Fuck it... -
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Stop it! Stop dude! Look,
she's coming - oh, shit!
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It's polite to punctual,
Isabella!
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Sorry! God... -
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Did you really blow the horn at
me, Mark?
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No! No, that was David! I swear.
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Yes, Isabella, it was David and
on this team we value
punctuality.
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You are on this team, right?
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Whatever, I was like five
minutes late.
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Just answer the question,
Isabella -
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Can we get going?
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We need to pick up Steph and
yancy still...
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God! Turn around you!
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- Stop it
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oh, hey!
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Jeez, taking your time
Stephanie.
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Just getting my workout in.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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Hey, Mark? How long until we
leave?
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I'm ready. I've got
everything packed up here.
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As soon as they're ready, let's
go.
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Oh, so we're actually waiting
for Stephanie, basically.
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Oh. My. God.
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Are you shocked?
- No I'm completely not shocked.
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But I'm gonna get in the car,
while you guys fart ass around.
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Let's go!
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£
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alright, kiddos! Interview time!
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So we are on our way to certain
death
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at the hands of bloodthirsty
rednecks
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on a quest to uncover hidden
treasure
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what's your last wish?
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To keep my butthole virginity.
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Good call...
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Okay, and you, lovely lady?
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I guess...
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Not to get killed in the woods
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and to come out of here with a
good story
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oh my fuck you're
awful at this. Stephanie,
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you've gotta have
something better than that?
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Butthole thing.
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Jesus, fine okay! Umm...
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We're on our way to
find this big fucking chest
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uhh... what do you think is
inside it?
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Dicks. It's just overflowing
with dicks.
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Like, dick da dick dick dick
dick dick
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Come on, guys! Seriously!
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Okay, so we've got a
four hour drive ahead of us
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are you not remotely
curious as to what is inside
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the very fucking thing we're
making a documentary about?
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Well, if it even exists... which
there is a good chance it does
not
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I'm sure it's just full of
some personal hillbilly shit.
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Some guy probably lived out
there...
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I mean, how long do we
even know it's been there?
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Alright. Hey, Stephanie, if I
can pull you away from your
cinematic masterpiece
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what do you think is in the
chest?
246
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:08,220
Okay, well I have to take a
realist point of view on this
247
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:10,923
And I'm going to think about it
factually.
- Uh huh.
248
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:13,526
So that area had a lot
of miners and loggers
249
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,327
and industry workers and shit,
right?
250
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:19,431
So, I think it is obvious, David
251
00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:20,800
that the box is full of...
252
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,867
...dicks.
253
00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:25,070
Jesus... okay, fuck, um. Izzie!
254
00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:25,738
Yeah?
255
00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:28,440
You've gotta have a better
answer, right?
256
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:31,243
I guess, like, if it's locked up
257
00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:34,547
it's something someone
really doesn't want to get
stolen.
258
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:38,250
Or what if it's something they
really don't want to get out...
259
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:41,520
Or what if the chest, is
actually a coffin
260
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,356
and the cave is actually
someone's tomb
261
00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:46,725
and... - Oh, fuck!
You're dark!
262
00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:49,728
Okay, the man with the plan,
Mark.
263
00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:51,730
Ummmm...
264
00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:54,900
What have you envisioned
is on the other side?
265
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,569
Well...
266
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:59,538
Even if it doesn't exist,
or it contains nothing...
267
00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:01,640
I like to think of the story,
itself
268
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,009
and how, and why it
was told in the first place.
269
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,278
Like, even after it was first
told
270
00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:07,847
it kept on going
271
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:11,317
and people added their
theories and embellishments
272
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:14,186
and it turned into more
of a teaching method
273
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,020
or a warning...
274
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,188
Or some kind of fable.
275
00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:19,859
And then, it's like at that
point it doesn't even matter
what's in the box
276
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,560
because it could contain
anything
277
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,662
and depending on who's telling
the story
278
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,965
they'll put whatever they want
inside it.
279
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:28,767
Like, a realist: Pots and pans
280
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:29,568
an alarmist: The devil.
281
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,938
It could be complete bullshit,
but...
282
00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:34,840
Our theme remains intact.
283
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,409
Which is: Where, how,
and why legends are created
284
00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:39,879
you know, especially modern
legends.
285
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,148
And in that sense, really,
it could contain anything.
286
00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:45,784
Like schrödinger's
cat...
Who's cat?
287
00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:48,988
So, schrödinger's cat is
this thought experiment
288
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:51,323
and I'm really paraphrasing
here, but
289
00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:52,324
there's a cat in a box.
290
00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:55,527
And you can't see it, sense it,
smell it...
291
00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:57,596
And there's some poison in the
box
292
00:14:57,596 --> 00:15:00,165
and without looking you don't
know if the poison has spilled
and killed the cat
293
00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:00,966
or not...
294
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,904
So the idea is without opening
the box and peeking inside it
295
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,338
you don't know if the cat is
alive or dead
296
00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:08,807
and there's the umm, what is it?
297
00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:11,277
The "many worlds"
version of that same thing
298
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:13,979
where the person and the dead
and alive cat
299
00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:15,281
you know, once the box is opened
300
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:16,548
split into two realities
301
00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:18,017
one where they find the alive
cat
302
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:20,185
and one where they find the dead
cat
303
00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:22,288
Okay... So, there's like
this...
304
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:25,190
Uh, fucking zombie space-cat
inside it...
305
00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:27,359
So, we've established that...
306
00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:30,262
Don't worry David, no one
expected you to get it.
No, no no no
307
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,197
I actually understand
what you are saying...
308
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:34,199
I just don't understand
how this relates to our story
309
00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:35,567
well... ♪scoffs
310
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,736
hmm, maybe you need
to think outside the box?
311
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:41,407
Okay, fine so we end
on a philosophical point...
312
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:42,908
And that's the end of that
bullshit
313
00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:44,476
ohhh, wait, wait, wait, wait...
314
00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:46,845
What do you think is in it?
315
00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:49,281
Oh, uh... No it's definitely
dicks...
316
00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:58,857
£
317
00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:07,666
What a fucking shit hole.
318
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,868
Eleven hundred? Eleven hundred,
right?
319
00:16:09,868 --> 00:16:11,770
Yeah, it seems right...
320
00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:42,801
What do ya'll want? Ya'll
with the electric company?
321
00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:46,071
Umm, no, my name is Mark Rogers.
We spoke on the phone earlier?
322
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:48,440
Oh! Yeah, yeah. Umm, listen...
323
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,808
Ya'll go around the side of the
house and
324
00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:51,377
come on around back.
I'll meet you out there.
325
00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:53,579
Oh, my! Weird...
326
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:54,413
Alright, umm..
327
00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:55,748
I think it's going to be fine.
328
00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:58,717
Let's just go do this,
but... We're rolling right?
329
00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:00,386
Wouldn't
have it any other way...
330
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,388
That was a really great
sign.
331
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:04,356
He seemed very open.
332
00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:09,395
Hey, how ya'll doing?
Look, fuckin'
mushroooms...
333
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,830
I'm Jeff Granger.
Look at this shit...
334
00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:21,673
How's it going...
Yeah...
335
00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:26,011
Huh, alright.
336
00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:28,480
So what are we doing here?
What's on the "agenda"?
337
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,216
Umm, well. We're just
going to get set up real quick.
338
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,752
Do you have a free
electrical outlet somewhere?
339
00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:36,789
Huhh... Well, here's the
thing...
340
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,758
I forgot to pay that
shit and they cut it off.
341
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:41,126
Yeah, they's supposed to be
coming around
342
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:42,494
today or tomorrow to
hook it back up, but uh...
343
00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:44,196
Look, is out here okay? I
mean...
344
00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:48,867
Inside is wreck and it's fuckin'
hot as shit in there with no
electricity and all.
345
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:51,770
That's unfortunate,
but no we'll figure it out.
346
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:53,439
Do we have enough
battery to run the interview?
347
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:55,441
Okay, Jeff... Basically...
348
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,976
We're just gonna get set
up, and then once we're ready
349
00:17:57,976 --> 00:17:59,878
Isabella here is going
to interview you about
350
00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:01,780
everything we talked
about, over the phone.
351
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:03,549
Basically we just want to hear
your story
352
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:05,617
and anything else
you're willing to share...
353
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:07,753
But, no pressure or anything,
okay?
354
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,988
Alright, everybody set?
355
00:18:09,988 --> 00:18:11,190
Just one second...
356
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:12,825
Sound is speeding...
357
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,994
Okay, I think we are good. Jeff,
you ready?
358
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:24,636
Dark appalachia. Scene
3-c. Take one.
359
00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:27,005
Well, the way I've been told
it...
360
00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:30,008
Heard it mostly from my family,
my uncles, when I was growing
up.
361
00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:32,177
Heard him and his friend
Bobby, now that's Bob Parker
362
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:34,446
they was out hunting one
day up in citico and they
363
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:37,182
come across this cave
they'd never seen before...
364
00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:40,119
Now it was probably due it
usually being behind this
waterfall
365
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,489
and well they was having a real
bad drought around then and
uh...
366
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:45,757
Anyway, they went back
up in it and they, uh...
367
00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:48,026
They found this old box.
368
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:49,828
Like a big "chest", or
something.
369
00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:51,497
And it was covered in
all these chains and locks.
370
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:53,298
Well, they didn't have anything
with 'em but their huntin'
rifles
371
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,567
so they decided to come
on back to the house
372
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:58,570
and go back a little more
prepared.
You know, with tools and stuff.
373
00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:01,840
But when they got back to
the house, as luck would have it
374
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,775
my momma went into labor with
me.
375
00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:05,477
So they all had to
rush off to the hospital.
376
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:08,480
So you were actually
born the day the chest was
discovered?
377
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:12,885
After all of that did
they ever go back to find out
what was inside it?
378
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:15,487
Eh, not that I know of. I
mean...
379
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,322
Far as I know it's
probably still back there.
380
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,190
I don't think anybody's ever
been back.
381
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:22,161
My dad died a short time
after of a heart attack and
uh...
382
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,962
Ole Bobby...
383
00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:26,899
Bob wound up killing
himself that same year.
384
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,501
Put a fuckin' shotgun in his
mouth.
385
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:30,869
So you
don't think your father's
386
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,437
death and Bob's dead
are related in any way?
387
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:34,706
They're just...
Coincidence?
388
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:36,508
Well I mean, Bob coulda
been depressed about my daddy
389
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,510
dying and that's what set
him off or something, but...
390
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:42,080
I don't believe in no
curse
having anything to do with it.
391
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,649
I mean, way I heard my
daddy was overdue for
392
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,350
a heart attack anyway,
way he'd been living.
393
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,519
And hell, ole Bob...
Bob was just a sad sack
394
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:48,520
just a matter of time before he
checked out
395
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,655
oh wait, go back.
396
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:52,891
What curse are you referring to?
397
00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:54,526
Yeah, well...
398
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,828
People tell tales, you know?
399
00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:58,297
They say that old box had
something to do with their
deaths.
400
00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:01,266
I think all that stuff is
bullshit though.
401
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:04,636
Would you say this
story is bit of a... Local
legend?
402
00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:06,471
Well, yeah. In the right
circles.
403
00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:08,907
That's the thing about
verbal storytelling...
404
00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:10,475
It's malleable.
405
00:20:10,475 --> 00:20:11,310
You never know what
the real story was by the
406
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:13,045
time you heard it and
hell, most'a the times
407
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:17,549
you don't want to know because
most'a the time the truth is
often boring as shit.
408
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,318
But sometimes...
409
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:22,287
You find out those
stories are true.
410
00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:25,290
And that shit can be
terrifying.
411
00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:28,327
What... Stories
are you referring to?
412
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:30,862
Well, nothing in particular
413
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:34,299
I'm just saying... They ain't
all tall tales based on pure
fiction.
414
00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:36,868
So, earlier you
mentioned your uncles...
415
00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:39,938
Are these your
dad or your mom's siblings?
416
00:20:39,938 --> 00:20:43,408
Well they ain't really my
uncles. You know, at least not
by blood.
417
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,978
They're just family friend
types, you know.
418
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:49,615
They started coming around after
my dad died, and I came back
here.
419
00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:52,884
They just kinda come and go
whenever my granny needs help.
420
00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:54,886
But they don't come around no
more...
421
00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:58,523
So, you live here
with your grandma? Is she home?
422
00:20:58,523 --> 00:21:02,628
Yeah, but she uh... She stepped
out. Went to the store, I think.
423
00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:06,164
Well, what about
your mother? Is she still
around?
424
00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:08,600
Nope. She died. Cancer is what I
was told.
425
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,737
When did she pass
away?
426
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:15,007
A long time ago. I suggest
we move on if you don't mind.
427
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:18,610
What about Bob Parker? Does
he have any family still around?
428
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:21,079
Well, that's the thing about
'ole Bob.
429
00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:23,181
He didn't have an siblings,
and well he didn't have any
kids...
430
00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:24,616
His wife died.
431
00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:27,919
And far as I know his mom and
dad died when he was real
little. So...
432
00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:30,289
He's been alone from
the start, all his damn life.
433
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,991
Just a tragedy of a human being,
really.
434
00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:35,927
So let's uh, switch gears a
little bit...
435
00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:38,297
What about the cave's
location...
436
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,731
Do you have any idea where that
is?
437
00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:41,566
Where this chest was discovered?
438
00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:44,836
Well, I've been up in that
area a lot, it's up there in
citico.
439
00:21:44,836 --> 00:21:47,372
That's where my dad and Bob
used to go huntin' all the time.
440
00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:49,474
You know, my granny tells
me to stay away from there
441
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:50,742
so hell, there must be
something to it, right?
442
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:54,946
Have you ever
wondered, if it was real, what
might be inside it?
443
00:21:54,946 --> 00:21:57,316
Well, yeah...
444
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,217
I mean, I was curious about it
for a while.
445
00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:01,486
You know, one of my uncles
used to joke with us and tell
446
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:03,689
us it was the devil locked
up inside that old chest.
447
00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:07,225
And he'd drag us down to
hell if we ever opened it up.
448
00:22:07,225 --> 00:22:10,595
That used to scare the shit out
of me.
449
00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:12,698
I guess that was the point
though.
450
00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:15,600
Do a lot of people
around here beleive that story?
451
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,403
A lot of people around
here don't know that story.
452
00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:19,971
You know, come to
think of it I haven't heard
453
00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:21,139
anybody talk about this in quite
a while
454
00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:23,975
how'd ya'll come to find out
about it?
455
00:22:23,975 --> 00:22:25,877
Uh, a friend of my
mother's...
456
00:22:25,877 --> 00:22:27,979
I actually grew
up not too far from here.
457
00:22:27,979 --> 00:22:30,349
No shit?
458
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,150
Now you didn't tell me
you was from around here...
459
00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:33,618
Come back to chase a ghost
story, huh?
460
00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:35,687
Hah, yeah, something like
that...
461
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:39,458
Huh. Can't stay away
from home too long, I always
say.
462
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:42,427
Right. Well, uh,
I think we are done here.
463
00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:44,529
Thank you, Jeff. Mark, are we
good?
464
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:46,631
Yeah... Yeah I think so.
465
00:22:46,631 --> 00:22:48,800
Stephanie can you get some
shots around the house...
466
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,369
So ya'll are really
thinking about
467
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,270
going out and tryin'a
find that old box, huh?
468
00:22:52,270 --> 00:22:55,640
Well, I don't
know... That's starting to maybe
be the plan.
469
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,710
Now what are you gonna
do when if you find it?
470
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:02,280
Uhhh... I don't know. We
haven't really thought that far
ahead.
471
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,283
You might wanna think about
that.
472
00:23:05,283 --> 00:23:08,286
Hell, you might open it
up and let the devil out.
473
00:23:11,656 --> 00:23:13,458
And on that
note I'll get that mic, Jeff.
474
00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:15,460
I'd rather have bugs
than mice.
475
00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:17,362
Oh, no. I'd rather have
mice.
476
00:23:17,362 --> 00:23:20,298
But I'd rather have bed bugs
than roaches.
477
00:23:20,298 --> 00:23:23,402
I'd rather have anything than
roaches.
- Yeah...
478
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,669
I'd rather have crabs than
roaches.
479
00:23:24,669 --> 00:23:26,571
Hey, Mark! Where's
Steph?
480
00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:28,507
She's
probably just filming some
b-roll. It's fine.
481
00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:33,111
♪sniffs
482
00:23:33,111 --> 00:23:36,148
ugh! Gross...
483
00:23:37,215 --> 00:23:40,419
♪sighs okay...
484
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:46,525
Huh! Doug and Bob...
485
00:23:46,525 --> 00:23:49,795
What is this shit?
486
00:24:04,976 --> 00:24:06,545
Hello?
487
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:20,559
What'choo you doing in my house?
488
00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:23,628
Oh, shit,
fuck!
489
00:24:24,729 --> 00:24:26,565
Who are you?!
490
00:24:26,565 --> 00:24:28,900
Uh, I'm sorry! I
didn't know anyone was home!
491
00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:29,801
I'm filming a TV show!
492
00:24:30,101 --> 00:24:32,370
You shouldn't be
here...
493
00:24:32,370 --> 00:24:34,105
Mark!
494
00:24:34,105 --> 00:24:35,273
He'll take
you... Mark!!
495
00:24:35,273 --> 00:24:36,541
He won't let you go!
496
00:24:37,008 --> 00:24:38,810
What are you talking
about? He won't let you
go!
497
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:40,045
Who are you talking
about??!!
498
00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:41,079
You don't
know what you're messing
499
00:24:41,279 --> 00:24:41,980
with...
500
00:24:42,747 --> 00:24:43,748
You're all going to
die!
501
00:24:43,949 --> 00:24:44,616
What do you
mean we're all going to
502
00:24:45,116 --> 00:24:45,984
die? What do
you think you're doing?!!
503
00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:47,285
Who told you to fucking
come in here?!
504
00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:48,987
No! He'll take you!
What the fuck!?
505
00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:52,557
Jeff, what the hell is
going on, man? No! No!
No! No!
506
00:24:52,557 --> 00:24:54,659
What the fuck, Mark?
507
00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:58,763
This is why I didn't
want you to come in here!
508
00:24:58,763 --> 00:25:00,198
Are you keeping that
old woman prisoner in here man,
what
509
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,133
the fuck is going on?
510
00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:03,235
♪sighs loudly
511
00:25:03,235 --> 00:25:04,836
Look...
512
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:07,839
I know this looks pretty
messed up, alright?
513
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,309
But that's granny.
514
00:25:11,309 --> 00:25:14,312
And she is not well...
515
00:25:14,312 --> 00:25:16,781
Okay, she's got dementia real
bad.
516
00:25:16,781 --> 00:25:19,584
She don't understand what's
going on! Hell, I don't
understand what's going on...
517
00:25:19,584 --> 00:25:21,086
Half the time she don't even
know who I am!
518
00:25:21,419 --> 00:25:24,956
No offense, but this is not an
okay place for her to be living
like this!
519
00:25:24,956 --> 00:25:26,958
What are you not telling us?
520
00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:29,995
Look, first of all, it ain't
none of ya'lls damn business!
521
00:25:29,995 --> 00:25:32,998
Okay, look, I think we're just
going to get out of your hair,
okay?
522
00:25:32,998 --> 00:25:35,967
Yeah. I think you should.
523
00:25:35,967 --> 00:25:37,435
Come on, come on.
524
00:25:37,435 --> 00:25:39,170
What's going on?
Did something happen?
525
00:25:39,170 --> 00:25:42,007
Come on, we need
to leave right now. Let's go.
526
00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:44,442
Wait, what's going
on?
527
00:25:44,442 --> 00:25:47,445
Mark, can you explain
to us what the fuck is going on?
528
00:25:47,445 --> 00:25:50,549
Grab all the stuff, we need to
leave. Right. Now. Come on.
529
00:25:54,085 --> 00:25:57,889
Everyone get
in the Jeep, I'll explain.
530
00:25:57,889 --> 00:25:59,724
Jeesus Christ...
531
00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:00,692
Dude, I went inside
and it was
532
00:26:00,992 --> 00:26:02,460
completely bare. It's
like a squatter's nest
533
00:26:02,827 --> 00:26:05,297
and he has this old woman that
he calls his grandma locked up
in the back.
534
00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:07,098
What is she talking about?
535
00:26:07,098 --> 00:26:11,002
Stephanie, you are being
dramatic. Okay? What we just got
is a story.
536
00:26:11,202 --> 00:26:13,471
And it's a damn good one.
537
00:26:13,471 --> 00:26:16,007
Dramatic? She was saying some
seriously fucked up shit, dude!
538
00:26:16,007 --> 00:26:17,909
She said we were all going to
die! How could I not be
dramatic?!
539
00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:19,010
You believe that guy?
540
00:26:19,945 --> 00:26:22,480
For all we know we know he's
some murderer and she's a victim
he's holding captive...
541
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,016
Wait... there's actually an
old woman locked up in there?
542
00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:28,219
This all just... No. You
guy's are fucking with me,
surely.
543
00:26:28,219 --> 00:26:30,288
Look. Everyone needs to chill.
544
00:26:30,288 --> 00:26:32,057
You are over-reacting.
545
00:26:32,057 --> 00:26:35,060
That dude is not a mass
murderer, and this lady was
absolutely crazy.
546
00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:38,029
Why do you guys automatically
take his side? What gives him
the credibility?
547
00:26:38,029 --> 00:26:40,966
Because you are freaking
out right now, okay?!
Oh, my fuck Mark!
548
00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:42,400
Steph, did you get that
on film?
549
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,069
Of course I got it on film,
David!
550
00:26:44,069 --> 00:26:47,038
Guys... Why don't we
talk about this while we are
moving.
551
00:26:47,038 --> 00:26:50,875
Cause I don't want to get
killed by some psycho-mammaw
552
00:26:51,876 --> 00:26:53,211
Maaaark?
553
00:26:53,511 --> 00:26:56,615
Where are... No, no! Don't go
back in there, that place is
fucked!
554
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,149
Hold on, trust me.
555
00:26:58,149 --> 00:27:00,318
No..ugh... I don't!
556
00:27:00,318 --> 00:27:01,519
What the fuck is
doing?
557
00:27:01,519 --> 00:27:04,356
Is he really fucking doing this
right now?
558
00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:07,258
What is going on?
Fuck-a-doodle-do...
559
00:27:07,258 --> 00:27:09,995
There's just something fucking
off about this house and that
dude, man.
560
00:27:09,995 --> 00:27:11,696
What exactly did he say?
561
00:27:11,696 --> 00:27:13,598
So, there's this old woman
he claims is his grandma
562
00:27:13,598 --> 00:27:15,600
locked up in the back and
he says she has dementia
563
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,502
and he has to lock her
up so she doesn't run off
564
00:27:17,702 --> 00:27:18,703
you don't think he could be
telling the truth?
565
00:27:19,070 --> 00:27:20,071
I don't know anymore,
man! I just don't want to be
566
00:27:20,438 --> 00:27:21,406
here anymore...
567
00:27:21,706 --> 00:27:23,441
And there's something just
fucked up about
568
00:27:23,441 --> 00:27:25,276
this...
569
00:27:38,089 --> 00:27:41,092
Um... What was that all
about?
570
00:27:41,292 --> 00:27:44,396
You're all going to hate me
for this, but... Yeah...
571
00:27:44,396 --> 00:27:46,097
There's something going on here.
572
00:27:46,097 --> 00:27:47,732
There's a much bigger story here
573
00:27:47,732 --> 00:27:49,367
and that guy is the key to all
of it, okay?
574
00:27:49,367 --> 00:27:50,702
I-I paid him for the
interview...
Jesus Christ...
575
00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:53,371
And I paid him to be our guide
tomorrow oh, god...
576
00:27:53,371 --> 00:27:57,308
Listen, listen. He gave me an
address that we can meet him in
the morning
577
00:27:57,308 --> 00:28:00,311
and he gave me the address of
the bar where his dad used to
hang out
578
00:28:00,311 --> 00:28:02,147
this is worth following up on,
trust me.
579
00:28:02,147 --> 00:28:03,281
Trust you? Trust
you?
580
00:28:03,581 --> 00:28:05,950
What the fuck, Mark?
Were you not just inside?
581
00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:07,786
I don't want anything to
do with any of these people
582
00:28:07,786 --> 00:28:09,487
and now you've invited him to
come into the woods with us?
583
00:28:09,487 --> 00:28:11,389
Are you trying to get
us all fucking killed?
584
00:28:11,389 --> 00:28:14,426
This is finally getting
interesting!
585
00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:17,429
Okay? What happened in there
was crazy. Absolutely. I totally
agree.
586
00:28:17,429 --> 00:28:19,597
But isn't that exactly
why we are doing this?
587
00:28:19,597 --> 00:28:22,400
You want a good story, right?
588
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,601
Well, listen...
589
00:28:23,601 --> 00:28:24,769
This is called "dark appalachia"
590
00:28:24,769 --> 00:28:27,338
not fucking "happy fun-time hill
people"
591
00:28:27,338 --> 00:28:28,039
okay?
592
00:28:28,606 --> 00:28:31,342
We're gonna go to the bar, check
it out...
593
00:28:31,342 --> 00:28:32,510
And then we'll meet him in the
morning.
594
00:28:32,510 --> 00:28:34,412
We don't ever have to come back
here.
595
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:40,819
What in the...
Whoa, so this is it?
596
00:28:40,819 --> 00:28:42,721
This is what Jeff told us
about.
597
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:46,357
This is where his dad supposedly
used to hang out. Jesus
Christ...
598
00:28:46,357 --> 00:28:49,260
Alright well, here we
go...
599
00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:56,468
It looks like he gave
us directions to a murder
palace.
600
00:28:56,468 --> 00:28:59,738
This better not end up a
scene from dusk till dawn, Mark.
601
00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:12,817
Man, those guys
look like they like to party...
602
00:29:12,817 --> 00:29:13,818
We are just going to get some
information
603
00:29:14,119 --> 00:29:15,386
and get out of here
okay? Hey, Mark?
604
00:29:15,386 --> 00:29:16,855
Come here a minute...
605
00:29:16,855 --> 00:29:19,023
Take a look around...
606
00:29:19,023 --> 00:29:20,859
These guys are creeping me
the fuck out... Where?
607
00:29:20,859 --> 00:29:22,460
Don't look
at them, you dick head!
608
00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:24,629
Dude, chill out, okay?
609
00:29:24,829 --> 00:29:28,666
They're probably not used to
strangers coming around,
especially not with cameras
610
00:29:28,666 --> 00:29:31,202
let's get a drink and
don't worry about that
611
00:29:31,202 --> 00:29:32,570
what can I get ya?
612
00:29:32,570 --> 00:29:35,306
Uh, a round of your cheapest
beer, on me.
613
00:29:35,306 --> 00:29:36,941
Oh, big spender!
Thank you...
614
00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:38,009
And a couple shots of
whiskey
615
00:29:38,309 --> 00:29:40,478
Only got beer.
What are ya'll celebratin'?
616
00:29:40,478 --> 00:29:43,414
Uh, just coming
back in town after a long time.
617
00:29:43,414 --> 00:29:45,683
Brought my friends with me,
we're
gonna go camping this weekend.
618
00:29:45,683 --> 00:29:47,318
Ya'll making some kind of movie?
619
00:29:47,318 --> 00:29:50,321
Uh, yeah. Well, umm... Sort
of. It's a documentary of sorts.
620
00:29:50,321 --> 00:29:52,423
What like that planet earth
show?
621
00:29:52,423 --> 00:29:54,125
♪laughs uh, no not
exactly.
622
00:29:54,492 --> 00:29:59,130
We are more gettin' out here and
trying to explore some old
stories from the area.
623
00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:01,966
Phew, if you're looking for
stories this area has it's fair
share.
624
00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:04,969
I've heard plenty of them
in my time, that's for sure!
625
00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:06,337
Hey!
626
00:30:06,337 --> 00:30:08,807
Now I can tell you some
stories.
627
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:11,810
I seen a black panther
not two miles from here.
628
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:15,446
Jumped out of the woods...
Damn near run me off the road!
629
00:30:15,446 --> 00:30:18,917
Thought it was gonna chase me
down in my car!
♪uncomfortable laughs
630
00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:20,718
biggest damn cat I ever seen!
631
00:30:20,718 --> 00:30:23,288
Yeah, yeah.
We've all heard that story
before.
632
00:30:23,288 --> 00:30:25,156
Still not buying it.
633
00:30:26,891 --> 00:30:28,726
You know,
actually we were wondering
634
00:30:28,726 --> 00:30:30,728
if you knew anything
about the Granger family.
635
00:30:30,728 --> 00:30:32,730
Doug Granger specifically.
636
00:30:32,730 --> 00:30:35,266
Uh, we heard word that
he used to be around here.
637
00:30:35,266 --> 00:30:37,569
♪scoffs yeah, I
remember them.
638
00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:38,469
Strange bunch..
639
00:30:38,469 --> 00:30:39,270
How so?
640
00:30:39,737 --> 00:30:41,739
Well, you know people
just say a lot of things...
641
00:30:41,739 --> 00:30:45,276
Doug Granger and his
friend Bob, I think it was?
642
00:30:45,276 --> 00:30:49,380
That's a long time ago, I
guess... Twenty years or so ago?
643
00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:51,382
That old boy's momma was
a witch...
644
00:30:51,382 --> 00:30:53,585
Naww! She wasn't no
witch.
645
00:30:53,585 --> 00:30:55,653
That's just what local kids used
to say...
646
00:30:55,653 --> 00:30:57,288
She was weird though!
647
00:30:57,488 --> 00:31:00,658
♪whispers to mark
Uhh, yeah, um. Would you
mind if
648
00:31:00,658 --> 00:31:03,928
maybe we did an interview with
you... on camera... for our
documentary?
649
00:31:03,928 --> 00:31:06,965
Yeah, I guess I suppose. I
gotta keep serving beer though.
650
00:31:06,965 --> 00:31:09,200
No, that's totally
fine. Thank you! Just want to
651
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,669
ask a few questions about
the grangers, if you don't mind.
652
00:31:11,669 --> 00:31:13,137
Sure!
653
00:31:13,137 --> 00:31:15,874
I swear, when I moved here back
in '78
654
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,775
the stories I heard made
me wonder if I hadn't made
655
00:31:17,775 --> 00:31:19,577
a huge mistake moving
here ♪laughs
656
00:31:19,577 --> 00:31:24,616
I mean, there's just these
really weird, dark stories
657
00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:28,219
unlike anything I've heard in
other places. Like there's
something in the water.
658
00:31:28,219 --> 00:31:30,421
Ehh, it's the damn devil.
659
00:31:30,421 --> 00:31:34,525
The devil's owned this
town since it was settled.
660
00:31:34,525 --> 00:31:38,696
Indian blood woke up the devil
when they started building on
top of their graves.
661
00:31:39,464 --> 00:31:41,332
It gets in people
662
00:31:41,532 --> 00:31:44,535
makes 'em do... Bad shit.
663
00:31:44,535 --> 00:31:46,070
Like them grangers
664
00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:47,906
♪scoffs you
think everything is the devil
665
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:50,541
"the devil did this, the devil
did that"
666
00:31:50,541 --> 00:31:51,876
that or "Indian blood"!
667
00:31:52,377 --> 00:31:55,346
You do know that native
Americans had nothing to do with
the Christian devil?
668
00:31:55,346 --> 00:31:56,981
They don't even believe
in any of that stuff.
669
00:31:56,981 --> 00:31:59,918
What 'choo talkin' about? If
the shit's bad, it's the devil!
670
00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:05,657
And I bet you... That old
Granger woman? Is in cahoots
with the devil.
671
00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:08,726
Hey, Mark.
Let's go ahead and reset.
672
00:32:12,497 --> 00:32:14,999
Are you guys
familiar with a story about a
673
00:32:14,999 --> 00:32:17,268
box that's hidden up in a
cave somewhere around here?
674
00:32:17,268 --> 00:32:18,436
What kind of box?
675
00:32:18,736 --> 00:32:21,739
I don't know,
like a trunk... Or a chest.
676
00:32:21,739 --> 00:32:24,208
It was supposedly wrapped
up in chains and then locked up
677
00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:27,211
and then hidden way back in a
cave behind a waterfall, I
think.
678
00:32:27,211 --> 00:32:29,580
A box wrapped in
chains...?
679
00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:32,650
Oh, now there was a story about
an old mine up there in the
national park somewhere...
680
00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:36,688
They used to mine slate out of
the mountains during the civil
war
681
00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:39,657
and supposedly there was this
big 'ole vault down in one of
those mines
682
00:32:39,657 --> 00:32:42,327
that contained a bunch of
money or gold, or something?
683
00:32:42,327 --> 00:32:47,031
Ahhh, they're probably talking
about that box up in ebenezer's
cave.
684
00:32:47,031 --> 00:32:53,438
Some hunters supposedly found
that back in the 50s... 60s or
something.
685
00:32:53,438 --> 00:32:56,941
But they never was found
afterwards
686
00:32:56,941 --> 00:32:59,310
got lost in the cave is what I
heard.
687
00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:02,347
Now, if they found it, and
they were never found...
688
00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:04,148
Then how did anybody ever know
about it?
689
00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:06,250
Your story ain't holding
up, Stan!
690
00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:08,086
Well, hell, I don't know!
691
00:33:08,086 --> 00:33:11,089
Same thing that happened
to ebenezer, I guess.
692
00:33:11,089 --> 00:33:14,258
Smart ones stayed behind
to tell the tale, I reckon.
693
00:33:14,258 --> 00:33:15,660
Who is ebenezer?
694
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,730
Oh, that cave he's talking
about,
it's about 20 miles up the road
695
00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:20,798
in an area called "Jeffrey's
hell"
696
00:33:20,798 --> 00:33:22,467
now that story goes way back
697
00:33:22,467 --> 00:33:25,003
I don't know, a
hundred..And fifty years or so
698
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,438
there was this guy named
ebenezer Jeffrey
699
00:33:27,438 --> 00:33:30,008
and he went out hunting one
day with his favorite hunting
dogs.
700
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,010
Well, something got them riled
up
701
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,478
and they went running off into a
cave.
702
00:33:33,478 --> 00:33:35,380
And he was just about
to go after them, when
703
00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:37,915
his friend... I think he
was a cherokee Indian.
704
00:33:37,915 --> 00:33:39,350
Said he better stay back.
705
00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:42,286
Said he had heard legends
that the cave was evil.
706
00:33:42,286 --> 00:33:47,091
That, uh... There was illusions
of a false floor or false wall
707
00:33:47,091 --> 00:33:50,028
that wasn't really there.
708
00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:53,765
Ebenezer looked at his friend
and said "I'd go into hell for
them dogs"
709
00:33:53,765 --> 00:33:58,136
and he must have because nobody
ever heard of Mr. Jefferey, or
his dogs, ever again.
710
00:33:58,136 --> 00:34:00,838
Hence the name, "Jeffrey's hell"
711
00:34:00,838 --> 00:34:02,673
do you know where this cave is
located?
712
00:34:02,673 --> 00:34:04,108
Is it on a map anywhere?
713
00:34:04,108 --> 00:34:06,010
That's highly
unlikely. You'd have to
714
00:34:06,010 --> 00:34:08,012
have some very specific
maps to find that stuff.
715
00:34:08,012 --> 00:34:09,947
All those old logging
roads up there in the park
716
00:34:09,947 --> 00:34:12,116
have grown up over the
last hundred and some years.
717
00:34:12,116 --> 00:34:15,119
And the rest of them
the park's blocked off.
718
00:34:15,119 --> 00:34:18,756
Yeah, ya'll don't wanna go
messing around up there in them
hills.
719
00:34:18,756 --> 00:34:21,692
Folks get lost, go missing
up there all the time.
720
00:34:21,692 --> 00:34:23,494
♪ Scoffs he's
exaggerating. That's a national
721
00:34:23,694 --> 00:34:25,797
park. They send tour busses up
in there.
722
00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:27,598
The hell I am.
723
00:34:27,598 --> 00:34:31,769
That park but ain't just a
little portion of that area.
724
00:34:31,769 --> 00:34:34,439
Hell, there's miles and
miles of old roads and
725
00:34:34,439 --> 00:34:37,408
trails up in there they
don't let nobody on no more.
726
00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:40,078
For good reason!
727
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:43,081
Graves all over them hills.
728
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:44,449
People died up there.
729
00:34:44,449 --> 00:34:46,984
Yeah like a hundred years ago!
730
00:34:46,984 --> 00:34:51,089
Well... you can die just as easy
today as you could back then.
731
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,057
Well, how about the
grangers?
732
00:34:53,057 --> 00:34:56,260
Can you guys tell me anything
more about them or Bob Parker?
733
00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:58,162
Yeah, well...
734
00:34:58,362 --> 00:35:01,799
They used to come in here, I
don't know, maybe three or four
times week sometimes?
735
00:35:01,799 --> 00:35:04,268
Now this is back in the 80s so
my memory's not the greatest...
736
00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:05,736
I don't think I ever
talked to either one of
737
00:35:05,736 --> 00:35:07,371
them unless they was
coming in here for a drink.
738
00:35:07,371 --> 00:35:09,107
Never said much.
739
00:35:09,373 --> 00:35:12,810
I've always prided myself on
engaging my customers in polite
conversation
740
00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:14,745
but Doug Granger... He
wouldn't even say hello.
741
00:35:14,745 --> 00:35:15,680
Nothing.
742
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:19,117
Hell, he could barely look me in
the eye when he ordered a beer.
743
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:22,920
I got bad vibes off of him so
eventually I stopped trying to
make small talk with him.
744
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,490
He always paid his tab, tipped
pretty good.
745
00:35:25,490 --> 00:35:27,658
So I never had any problem with
him.
746
00:35:27,658 --> 00:35:29,760
Yeah, I never did trust that
bunch.
747
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:33,831
Always in to... Weird stuff,
secret stuff.
748
00:35:33,831 --> 00:35:38,402
And like I said before,
everybody around here thought
that old woman was a witch.
749
00:35:38,402 --> 00:35:41,038
Just because she was
weird, which is for sure
750
00:35:41,038 --> 00:35:42,773
doesn't mean she was no witch.
751
00:35:42,773 --> 00:35:44,775
And after what happened
to her family I don't think
752
00:35:44,775 --> 00:35:46,777
I'd be surprised at all if
she went a little crazy?
753
00:35:46,777 --> 00:35:50,047
Well, what... What exactly
did happened to her family?
754
00:35:50,047 --> 00:35:52,250
Well, after Doug has his son...
755
00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:54,418
They stopped coming around here
so much.
756
00:35:54,418 --> 00:35:56,220
Understandable. Being a new dad
and all.
757
00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:58,156
I always thought it was pretty
good of him.
758
00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,957
And I don't know what set him
off
759
00:35:59,957 --> 00:36:02,960
but man, he snapped...
760
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,429
Killed that wife of his.
761
00:36:05,429 --> 00:36:07,698
His friend Bob, too.
762
00:36:07,698 --> 00:36:09,901
And the boy got out alive, thank
god.
763
00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:11,602
I think that's just because
the old woman grabbed him up
764
00:36:11,802 --> 00:36:13,538
and got him out of there
before Doug could get to him.
765
00:36:13,538 --> 00:36:15,139
Wait, what?
766
00:36:15,139 --> 00:36:17,275
Yeah, ain't that
what you was talking about?
767
00:36:17,275 --> 00:36:20,444
What... yeah, no. We were
told Doug died of a heart
attack.
768
00:36:20,444 --> 00:36:22,547
Are you telling me that's
not what happened?
769
00:36:22,547 --> 00:36:26,517
♪scoffs
Shit, no, man. He messed them
people up.
770
00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:29,987
Yeah, I don't know
who told you that, but...
771
00:36:29,987 --> 00:36:32,823
That was a really big deal,
especially for this little town.
772
00:36:32,823 --> 00:36:36,561
Doug Granger completely snapped
and started killing everybody in
the room.
773
00:36:36,561 --> 00:36:40,298
Are you saying all this happened
in the house they live in now?
774
00:36:40,298 --> 00:36:41,666
Which house you talking about?
775
00:36:41,666 --> 00:36:43,467
Umm, 1100 trouble
road
776
00:36:43,467 --> 00:36:45,203
Yeah,
that's where it happened.
777
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,104
That road sure lived
up to it's name, for sure.
778
00:36:47,104 --> 00:36:51,008
Jesus, Mark are you
telling we spent all day at a
murder house?
779
00:36:51,008 --> 00:36:54,011
Wait, now. Ya'll been over to
that house?
780
00:36:54,011 --> 00:36:56,380
Yeah, we were
just up there earlier today.
781
00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:58,849
We were able to talk to the son,
Jeff.
782
00:36:58,849 --> 00:37:01,919
And we actually had a run-in
with the old lady but it's fine
now.
783
00:37:01,919 --> 00:37:03,955
Now hold on a minute!
784
00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:05,957
Now you telling me...
785
00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:07,858
That ya'll went over to that
house
786
00:37:07,858 --> 00:37:09,860
talked to that boy
787
00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:11,329
and saw that old woman?
788
00:37:11,329 --> 00:37:12,230
Yeah... Yeah
789
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,064
Son...
790
00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:15,967
Ain't nobody lived in that house
for years.
791
00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,668
At least they're not supposed
to.
792
00:37:17,668 --> 00:37:20,771
After them murders that old
woman she locked the doors
793
00:37:20,771 --> 00:37:22,607
and boarded up the windows and
high-tailed
794
00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:24,875
that boy out of here as
far away as she could.
795
00:37:24,875 --> 00:37:28,679
I'm not even sure if they still
own it.
796
00:37:28,679 --> 00:37:30,681
Are you sure that's the place
you went to?
797
00:37:30,681 --> 00:37:33,251
People were living
there? I... Yeah, I...
798
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,253
I mean don't get me wrong
it was plenty run-down
799
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:38,256
but I, they were definitely
there. We were filming there all
afternoon.
800
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,057
I'll be damned.
801
00:37:40,057 --> 00:37:42,260
Guess, I better call Russell.
802
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,761
What'd that old woman look like?
803
00:37:44,061 --> 00:37:47,164
Ahh man, she looked
like an old crazy bag lady. And
dirty.
804
00:37:47,164 --> 00:37:49,700
Yeah, and she told me I was
going to die.
805
00:37:49,700 --> 00:37:51,535
Yeah, sound about right.
806
00:37:51,535 --> 00:37:54,438
Crazier than a shit house rat,
as always.
807
00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:57,041
Uh, wow.
808
00:37:57,708 --> 00:38:00,177
You guys have given us way more
than we could have ever needed.
Thank you, so much.
809
00:38:00,177 --> 00:38:01,979
Well, hey, hey now!
810
00:38:01,979 --> 00:38:03,547
That panther?
811
00:38:03,547 --> 00:38:05,016
Eight foot long.
812
00:38:05,016 --> 00:38:07,184
Big ole yeller eyes.
813
00:38:07,184 --> 00:38:08,919
Bigger'n shit!
814
00:38:08,919 --> 00:38:10,621
And blacker than a coal miner's
asshole.
815
00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:12,757
- Now he's out
there!
816
00:38:12,757 --> 00:38:15,192
Ya'll better watch out.
817
00:38:15,192 --> 00:38:17,395
Well that's something, right?
818
00:38:17,395 --> 00:38:19,297
Uh, yeah. The plot
thickens...
819
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:23,200
If what they said is true this
story is way more than what we
thought.
820
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,002
Well, are we really going
to go out in the woods
821
00:38:25,202 --> 00:38:27,204
and meet this Jeff guy
after what we just learned?
822
00:38:27,204 --> 00:38:30,941
I mean, like I said, this story
just got infinitely more
interesting.
823
00:38:30,941 --> 00:38:34,378
Yeah, there's nothing
like a good murder/suicide to
"spice things up".
824
00:38:34,378 --> 00:38:37,381
Yeah, look the real question is
are we going to say anything to
Jeff?
825
00:38:37,381 --> 00:38:40,584
I mean, are we going to ask
him about this horrific shit?
826
00:38:40,584 --> 00:38:43,587
And was the whole "waterfall,
hunting story" just total
bullshit?
827
00:38:43,587 --> 00:38:45,323
Good point...
828
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:48,592
No, I think that we need to just
act like we don't know anything.
829
00:38:48,592 --> 00:38:50,594
And try to get it out of
him organically, right?
830
00:38:50,594 --> 00:38:55,232
Let's see what lies he believes
and what maybe that he's
fabricating.
831
00:38:55,232 --> 00:38:57,501
Honestly, it just sounds
like there's one story but a
832
00:38:57,501 --> 00:38:59,970
bunch of storytellers
putting their spin on it, right?
833
00:38:59,970 --> 00:39:01,672
It's perfect...
834
00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:03,140
Okay, well you
know my stance on the situation.
835
00:39:03,140 --> 00:39:04,208
I don't trust that guy.
836
00:39:04,608 --> 00:39:07,678
And I'm actually starting to
question your sanity, too, Mark!
837
00:39:07,678 --> 00:39:10,815
Come on! You got this! We
got this.
838
00:39:10,815 --> 00:39:14,518
This started as a bullshit
treasure chest hunt
839
00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:16,053
and now look what we got:
840
00:39:16,253 --> 00:39:19,457
Lies, deceit, witches,
mysterious caves... Murder.
841
00:39:19,457 --> 00:39:21,359
Does that mean we're off the
"chest" angle?
842
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:23,527
I can't wait to find this box of
dicks.
843
00:39:25,062 --> 00:39:27,431
We can still find it. We
can still find the box of dicks.
844
00:39:27,431 --> 00:39:29,700
I think we need to go to the
cabin, figure some things out.
845
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:32,536
Strategize about the Jeff
situation.
846
00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:35,373
I don't even know if he's
going to show up tomorrow.
847
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:38,442
Yeah, well if that doesn't work
out we can always go look for
that panther.
848
00:39:38,442 --> 00:39:40,077
I know a guy...
849
00:39:40,077 --> 00:39:43,180
- A
valid option.
850
00:39:44,582 --> 00:39:45,616
Are we there yet?
851
00:39:46,350 --> 00:39:48,386
No... Almost, we're almost
there.
- David!
852
00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:50,187
Yancy!
♪laughs
853
00:39:50,187 --> 00:39:51,355
is he asleep again?
854
00:39:52,022 --> 00:39:53,457
Motherfucker's been
asleep half the way.
Christ,
855
00:39:53,457 --> 00:39:55,025
almighty. Yancy...
time to wake up sweetheart..
856
00:39:55,025 --> 00:39:57,128
We're almost
there... ♪laughs
857
00:39:57,128 --> 00:39:59,196
♪ what does he do that makes him
so tired?
858
00:39:59,196 --> 00:40:00,664
Think.
859
00:40:02,032 --> 00:40:03,768
Look at this. Look at it!
860
00:40:03,768 --> 00:40:06,036
The bear's den!
Damn!
861
00:40:06,036 --> 00:40:07,471
Yessss...
Son-of-a-bitch.
862
00:40:07,671 --> 00:40:09,106
Impressed?
863
00:40:09,106 --> 00:40:11,108
I mean, it
looks like a... School?
864
00:40:11,108 --> 00:40:13,043
Yep.
Yancy's a bit of a bear.
865
00:40:13,043 --> 00:40:14,879
♪awkward laugh
866
00:40:14,879 --> 00:40:17,047
so let's go on a little bit of
exploring
867
00:40:17,047 --> 00:40:19,950
and find out what's actually
out here in the wilderness.
868
00:40:19,950 --> 00:40:23,053
Here's a beautiful piece of
fauna! Have a look at this one!
869
00:40:23,621 --> 00:40:25,589
Hey, Mark.
870
00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:27,691
Okay, real talk.
871
00:40:27,691 --> 00:40:29,226
You sure you know what
you are doing? I mean...
872
00:40:29,226 --> 00:40:31,529
You're okay with this Jeff
guy being around all of us?
873
00:40:31,529 --> 00:40:35,900
Yeah. I mean he's weird and all
but if it came down to it I
think we could take him.
874
00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:38,602
Also, don't forget.
875
00:40:38,602 --> 00:40:40,004
I'm packin' heat.
876
00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:43,441
Ohhh, you mean that pea shooter
you've been carrying around
since college?
877
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,709
Yes. It's a gun. It's better
than nothing.
878
00:40:45,709 --> 00:40:47,578
I don't know if that's
actually true or not, Mark.
879
00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:49,246
What are you guys talking about?
880
00:40:49,246 --> 00:40:50,114
Nothing, man.
881
00:40:50,414 --> 00:40:51,882
Did I hear something about a
gun?
882
00:40:52,349 --> 00:40:56,720
No. No, no, no, no. Oh,
we were wondering if we want to
use shotgun mics?
883
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:58,522
I mean, I was just going
to use the hand-held
884
00:40:58,722 --> 00:41:00,825
but if you want me to bring
shotguns, I can do that.
885
00:41:00,825 --> 00:41:03,093
Ahh... No. No,
you're fine. You do your thing.
886
00:41:03,093 --> 00:41:04,728
Okay, cool.
887
00:41:04,728 --> 00:41:06,897
You guys are gonna freak!
888
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,568
♪makes drumroll
sounds ♪
889
00:41:10,568 --> 00:41:13,103
And look at this bad
boy! Wowwwww...
890
00:41:13,103 --> 00:41:15,272
♪in monster voice an.
A-bode! Didn't I tell
you it was nice?
891
00:41:15,272 --> 00:41:18,375
Look at this
decoration style!
This place is huge!
892
00:41:18,375 --> 00:41:21,378
Love the choice
of bears everywhere.
893
00:41:21,378 --> 00:41:23,180
It's a "fishmas
tree"!
894
00:41:23,180 --> 00:41:25,483
♪laughs A
fishmas tree?
895
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:28,018
"Fish fry. Fry-night."
896
00:41:28,018 --> 00:41:29,587
Bedrooms are
downstairs and I think there's
897
00:41:29,587 --> 00:41:30,921
a game room as well.
Fry night.
898
00:41:30,921 --> 00:41:32,556
All tha way.
899
00:41:32,857 --> 00:41:35,826
They messed up our
booking from when I tried to get
multiple cabins.
900
00:41:35,826 --> 00:41:37,394
Oh, okay.
901
00:41:37,394 --> 00:41:38,262
So they gave us this bad
boy.
902
00:41:38,762 --> 00:41:39,530
Well, at least
we get our own rooms now.
903
00:41:39,530 --> 00:41:40,998
Ohhhhhh, it's a bear!
904
00:41:43,234 --> 00:41:44,368
Okay! You
don't want to embarrass
yourself.
905
00:41:44,768 --> 00:41:46,570
Is this how I do
it? Is it like this? Yes.
906
00:41:46,570 --> 00:41:48,239
Umm, yeah. I've
seen it done that way.
907
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,307
Can I do it that way?
♪Laughs
908
00:41:50,307 --> 00:41:53,210
Just whatever feels
normal
909
00:41:53,210 --> 00:41:56,046
are you seriously
filming us? God, stop it...
910
00:41:56,046 --> 00:41:58,516
Just testing the focus... Keep
going!
911
00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,784
If you don't get
912
00:42:00,784 --> 00:42:03,521
this you've got to clean up
the cabin before we leave.
913
00:42:24,575 --> 00:42:25,976
Whoa.
914
00:42:25,976 --> 00:42:26,610
What is this place?
915
00:42:27,011 --> 00:42:28,979
This is creepy as
fuck
916
00:42:28,979 --> 00:42:30,814
This is where
he told you to meet him?
917
00:42:30,814 --> 00:42:32,249
This is what he told me
918
00:42:32,249 --> 00:42:33,717
I am not going in
there...
919
00:42:34,184 --> 00:42:37,087
Jesus, what is this
building? It's like an old silo
or something...
920
00:42:37,087 --> 00:42:39,456
Is that him? -
Yeah, dude.
921
00:42:39,456 --> 00:42:41,258
Where?
922
00:42:41,258 --> 00:42:44,261
I think that's him over
there
923
00:42:44,261 --> 00:42:47,298
Dude, I reckon that's
him
924
00:42:48,866 --> 00:42:52,836
Is he even... I think
he's wasted
925
00:42:52,836 --> 00:42:55,105
Is he even alive?
926
00:42:55,105 --> 00:42:55,706
Hey, Jeff...
927
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,175
What the fuck?
928
00:42:58,475 --> 00:43:01,478
Sorry, man. God, we didn't...
We didn't mean to startle you.
929
00:43:01,478 --> 00:43:02,746
When did you get here?
930
00:43:02,746 --> 00:43:04,548
Phew, what time is it?
931
00:43:04,548 --> 00:43:05,649
It's 7:30.
932
00:43:07,551 --> 00:43:09,219
What? Jeff!
933
00:43:12,289 --> 00:43:14,224
Are you wasted?
934
00:43:14,224 --> 00:43:17,127
Naw, man. I drank
them fuckers last night.
935
00:43:17,127 --> 00:43:18,596
You were out here last
night?
936
00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:20,230
Yeah.
937
00:43:20,230 --> 00:43:21,365
Wooooooo!
938
00:43:22,132 --> 00:43:25,302
Sometimes I like to come out
here and just, you know, get
piss drunk
939
00:43:25,302 --> 00:43:27,338
ain't nobody coming
out here to fuck with me.
940
00:43:27,338 --> 00:43:30,307
Umm, who's watching
your dementia grandma, dude?
941
00:43:30,307 --> 00:43:33,310
Well, if you must know, dude,
one of my uncles came over last
night
942
00:43:33,310 --> 00:43:36,347
he's looking after her so I came
out here.
943
00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:39,717
Ohhh-Kay...
944
00:43:39,717 --> 00:43:44,421
Man, are you going to be
able to hike through the woods?
945
00:43:44,421 --> 00:43:48,158
Yeah, man, it ain't
no thing. I'll be alright.
946
00:43:48,158 --> 00:43:52,096
Jesus, what is this
place?
947
00:43:52,096 --> 00:43:55,699
I mean, you come up here to
hang out? It is creepy as
hell...
948
00:43:55,699 --> 00:43:59,637
Ahhh, ain't nothing to be scared
of. Just watch your ass for
snakes and shit.
949
00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:02,640
Phhh. Okay...
950
00:44:05,009 --> 00:44:06,910
Ya'll ready to go?
951
00:44:06,910 --> 00:44:09,980
Yeah, I mean we just need
to UN... is that all you're
taking?
952
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:13,283
Are you just taking a
backpack full of beer?
953
00:44:13,283 --> 00:44:16,286
Yeah... got some whiskey, too.
954
00:44:16,286 --> 00:44:17,988
Do you not have any
food?
955
00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:21,091
I got some beef jerky and
snacks and shit, I'll be
alright.
956
00:44:26,697 --> 00:44:30,000
What's up? Need any help?
957
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,303
I always need help, yancy.
958
00:44:33,303 --> 00:44:36,206
Alright, ya'll ready then?
959
00:44:36,206 --> 00:44:37,574
Let's hit it.
960
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:53,490
Soooo... Jeff.
961
00:44:53,490 --> 00:44:56,427
What do you remember about your
parents?
962
00:44:56,427 --> 00:44:58,328
What are we doing another
one of those interviews?
963
00:44:58,328 --> 00:45:00,230
Aw, man, no, I'm sorry.
964
00:45:00,230 --> 00:45:03,133
I was just felt like maybe
we could take a minute to...
965
00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:04,435
Yeah, I get it, man.
966
00:45:04,435 --> 00:45:05,869
Truth is...
967
00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:07,871
I don't remember a lot about
that time.
968
00:45:07,871 --> 00:45:12,076
You know, daddy was always like
this "shadow man" in my
memories.
969
00:45:12,076 --> 00:45:15,179
I remember him being
there from time to time, but...
970
00:45:15,179 --> 00:45:17,715
You know I don't remember his
face
971
00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:20,617
what he wore... What he
smelled like, any of that.
972
00:45:20,617 --> 00:45:22,619
But you have
photographs, right?
973
00:45:22,619 --> 00:45:25,622
Yeah, of course I got photos,
but...
974
00:45:25,622 --> 00:45:28,625
Can't tell anything about a
person
just by lookin' at them can you?
975
00:45:28,625 --> 00:45:32,062
I mean, we change every second
of every day and a photo is just
one of them seconds.
976
00:45:34,031 --> 00:45:37,634
I'd look at a picture of him and
I
knew it was supposed to be him
977
00:45:37,634 --> 00:45:40,070
but I guess my brain never put
his face to
978
00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:44,108
what little memory I
had of him to begin with.
979
00:45:44,108 --> 00:45:46,176
You know people would talk
about him all the time round
here
980
00:45:46,176 --> 00:45:48,178
but to me they might as well
been talking about a ghost.
981
00:45:48,178 --> 00:45:53,751
Do you think that there is more
to the story about what happened
to your parents?
982
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:57,855
Do you mean do I believe that my
dad died of a heart attack and
my mom of cancer?
983
00:45:57,855 --> 00:46:00,390
Fuck no. I ain't stupid.
984
00:46:00,390 --> 00:46:04,728
Most generic story I've ever
heard.
985
00:46:04,728 --> 00:46:09,566
Look, I know ya'll went down to
that bar last night and talked
to them damn drunks.
986
00:46:09,566 --> 00:46:12,669
And I'm sure they filled
your head full of stories...
987
00:46:12,669 --> 00:46:16,039
Tell you the truth this town
ain't never been kind to my
family.
988
00:46:16,039 --> 00:46:19,209
Used to make up rumors
about us all the time...
989
00:46:19,209 --> 00:46:22,045
And as far as I can tell
the only thing my dad, my
990
00:46:22,045 --> 00:46:25,516
mom or my granny ever
did was just try to exist here.
991
00:46:25,516 --> 00:46:27,785
Whatever really happened
back then fucked me
992
00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:30,120
up in ways I'm still
coming to grips with so...
993
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:33,957
Whatever happened, it
happened. It's best to just let
it go.
994
00:46:33,957 --> 00:46:36,693
Hey, Mark! What do you
reckon?
995
00:46:36,693 --> 00:46:39,062
Do we need any more footage like
this?
996
00:46:39,062 --> 00:46:43,267
Hey Jeff, can you give us one
those beers?
997
00:46:43,267 --> 00:46:46,804
Here you go, "mate"...
- Uhhh, no, I think we're
good.
998
00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:48,806
You want to see
what we just shot, Mr. Director?
999
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:49,540
I trust you!
1000
00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:50,541
♪scoffs
1001
00:46:51,441 --> 00:46:55,078
I know! But seriously I
don't think we need to burn
anymore daylight.
1002
00:46:55,078 --> 00:46:57,881
Yeah... I
think we'll just go a little bit
further...
1003
00:46:57,881 --> 00:47:00,150
And set up camp.
1004
00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:04,087
Jeff, do you have any idea how
much further we're going to need
to go down the river?
1005
00:47:04,087 --> 00:47:07,357
We damn sure ain't gonna get
there before dark, the way we're
moving.
1006
00:47:07,357 --> 00:47:09,560
Ohh... alright then.
1007
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,528
We'll just go a little bit
further and we'll set up camp.
1008
00:47:11,528 --> 00:47:14,531
I would love to not have to
spend
more than one night out here.
1009
00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:23,841
So, Mark.
1010
00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:25,709
You said you grew up around here
1011
00:47:25,909 --> 00:47:27,110
when was that?
1012
00:47:27,110 --> 00:47:28,712
Uh, I left in '03.
1013
00:47:28,946 --> 00:47:31,849
Guess you didn't come out
here much when you were living
here, huh?
1014
00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:33,650
No, my parents were...
1015
00:47:33,650 --> 00:47:36,587
I don't know, we camped some.
Went to the national parks and
such
1016
00:47:36,587 --> 00:47:39,590
but it was more rv camping, or
car camping.
1017
00:47:39,590 --> 00:47:42,659
Honestly I never really...
Was much for the woods.
1018
00:47:43,393 --> 00:47:44,928
Shit, man.
1019
00:47:44,928 --> 00:47:46,830
If I didn't have these woods
1020
00:47:46,830 --> 00:47:48,932
I don't know where I'd go.
1021
00:47:48,932 --> 00:47:50,133
Have you ever left here?
1022
00:47:50,133 --> 00:47:51,668
No.
1023
00:47:51,668 --> 00:47:53,503
Never?
1024
00:47:53,503 --> 00:47:56,607
Not even... To go on a vacation?
1025
00:47:56,607 --> 00:47:59,209
Yeah, my family ain't that
type of family, trust me.
1026
00:47:59,209 --> 00:48:01,778
♪tsk I heard that, man.
1027
00:48:01,778 --> 00:48:04,681
Family can be like a
real double-edged sword.
1028
00:48:04,681 --> 00:48:06,950
Like a real drain on you, you
know?
1029
00:48:06,950 --> 00:48:07,951
Like my uncle Donnie.
1030
00:48:07,951 --> 00:48:09,653
He's just a drain on the family.
1031
00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:12,890
Like, it's always like "hey,
somebody take Donnie his social
security check."
1032
00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:15,058
"Hey, Donnie's got the gout
again!"
1033
00:48:15,058 --> 00:48:18,629
Why
is it always "uncles" with you?
1034
00:48:18,629 --> 00:48:21,531
Is the same uncle that
makes the home movies that no
1035
00:48:21,531 --> 00:48:24,534
one watches and they talk
about gasoline, or whatever?
1036
00:48:24,534 --> 00:48:28,071
- Nah, man. He
died and they buried him with
the tapes.
1037
00:48:28,071 --> 00:48:29,539
Viking funeral.
1038
00:48:29,539 --> 00:48:32,242
♪coughing laugh
Wow...
1039
00:48:32,242 --> 00:48:34,278
Speaking of weird
family...
1040
00:48:34,278 --> 00:48:36,980
What is up with your grandma,
dude?
1041
00:48:36,980 --> 00:48:39,616
She didn't always used to be
like that.
1042
00:48:39,616 --> 00:48:41,718
You know, granny used to be...
Strong.
1043
00:48:41,718 --> 00:48:45,822
You know? She was the...
Rock of the family, so to speak.
1044
00:48:45,822 --> 00:48:48,191
Once her mind started
going I didn't know what to do.
1045
00:48:48,191 --> 00:48:51,194
You know I'd love to just put
her in a home somewhere and get
out of this town
1046
00:48:51,194 --> 00:48:53,297
but I don't what she'd do if I
left her.
1047
00:48:53,297 --> 00:48:55,999
Hell, I don't know where
I'd go or what I'd do...
1048
00:48:55,999 --> 00:48:57,935
This place has always
been my home, you know?
1049
00:48:57,935 --> 00:49:00,203
Something just keeps me grounded
here.
1050
00:49:00,203 --> 00:49:02,639
Leaves me sorta stuck...
1051
00:49:02,639 --> 00:49:07,010
You know people come here, they
get mesmerized by something
foreign to 'em
1052
00:49:07,010 --> 00:49:10,047
and then they end up dying
here. Feeding the fucking
ground.
1053
00:49:11,348 --> 00:49:13,650
It's like a damn monster, man.
1054
00:49:13,650 --> 00:49:17,654
Slowly swallowing up the
earth, one person at a time.
1055
00:49:17,854 --> 00:49:21,658
Jeff, I mean that can't be true
of everybody. I got out of here.
1056
00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:24,127
You did, huh?
1057
00:49:24,127 --> 00:49:24,928
Yeah.
1058
00:49:26,029 --> 00:49:29,032
Coulda sworn you was sittin'
here right now, Mark, in the
fuckin' woods.
1059
00:49:31,668 --> 00:49:35,138
This place had you from birth,
man. You only thought you got
out.
1060
00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:41,411
Hell, it may even have your
friends here, too. I'm not sure
how it works.
1061
00:49:41,411 --> 00:49:44,047
I swear to god,
Mark, if I'm stuck in this black
hole of a town
1062
00:49:44,047 --> 00:49:46,616
it will result in a murder-
suicide.
1063
00:49:46,616 --> 00:49:48,085
♪laughs I think
we're going to be okay.
1064
00:49:48,085 --> 00:49:51,088
♪in creepy voice
murder suicide, Mark!
1065
00:49:51,088 --> 00:49:52,255
♪ Makes throat slitting sound
1066
00:49:52,255 --> 00:49:56,059
♪deadpan murder
suicide...
1067
00:49:56,059 --> 00:49:58,095
Do you believe in god, Mark?
1068
00:49:58,095 --> 00:50:01,098
Uhh, what does that
have to do with anything?
1069
00:50:01,098 --> 00:50:05,168
I don't. Never have.
1070
00:50:05,168 --> 00:50:08,338
The only thing I believe in is
darkness...
1071
00:50:08,338 --> 00:50:09,539
Light.
1072
00:50:09,539 --> 00:50:12,109
And power.
1073
00:50:12,109 --> 00:50:14,911
You know, one thing you can
learn from any religion is that
1074
00:50:14,911 --> 00:50:17,647
the dark and light were created
independent of one another
1075
00:50:17,647 --> 00:50:19,282
and they say that the light will
always
1076
00:50:19,282 --> 00:50:22,285
illuminate the dark, but
I don't see it that way.
1077
00:50:22,285 --> 00:50:25,088
I think they both exist at the
exact same time, at the exact
same moment
1078
00:50:25,088 --> 00:50:28,125
just with that little difference
in power over another.
1079
00:50:29,593 --> 00:50:32,829
You ever wonder why the fear
of the dark is so common in us?
1080
00:50:32,829 --> 00:50:35,665
Where that fear comes from?
1081
00:50:35,665 --> 00:50:39,036
I mean, there are things out
there in that darkness that have
just always been
1082
00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:43,306
simple as that, and I think
we know that deep down.
1083
00:50:43,306 --> 00:50:47,044
But... when the darkness
has overpowered the light
1084
00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:50,047
that's when they make the traps.
1085
00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:53,116
And that's what we fear: It's
the unknown.
1086
00:50:55,152 --> 00:50:58,789
But if you don't believe in
god...
1087
00:50:58,789 --> 00:51:02,859
Where do you think we go when we
die?
1088
00:51:02,859 --> 00:51:05,695
Yeah, I don't think we "go"
anywhere...
1089
00:51:05,695 --> 00:51:08,799
I just don't think we exist
here anymore, and then we...
1090
00:51:08,799 --> 00:51:13,703
We continue to exist in a world
that has an always will run
parallel to this one.
1091
00:51:13,703 --> 00:51:16,606
We just hope that the one we go
to next is better than the one
we left.
1092
00:51:16,606 --> 00:51:20,710
And I think that's...
That's probably "heaven"
1093
00:51:20,710 --> 00:51:23,080
does our actions in this world
effect where we go in the next?
1094
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:26,149
Maybe. Maybe not.
1095
00:51:28,018 --> 00:51:31,088
But there are also these dark
worlds...
1096
00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:35,092
Dark places and dark things that
want us to come there, and
possibly forever.
1097
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:39,729
And that's "hell".
1098
00:51:39,729 --> 00:51:43,800
There's gotta be a world out
there, where I ain't stuck here.
1099
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:46,903
And if there is, I feel
like I am entitled to it.
1100
00:51:49,573 --> 00:51:53,810
I just worry it would follow me
there, too.
1101
00:51:53,810 --> 00:51:56,847
What do you
mean "it" would follow you?
1102
00:51:58,515 --> 00:52:01,017
Just the burdens that
one carries, that's all...
1103
00:52:11,027 --> 00:52:14,231
What the fuck?
1104
00:52:14,231 --> 00:52:16,399
Hey, Mark! Is that you?
1105
00:52:16,399 --> 00:52:19,836
♪yawning no... Is that
you?
- No, I'm still in my tent.
1106
00:52:19,836 --> 00:52:23,039
Fuck it, I'm going out.
1107
00:52:28,678 --> 00:52:31,248
Who the fuck?
Mark, you better get out here!
1108
00:52:31,248 --> 00:52:33,150
What... The fuck?
1109
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:34,951
- Hurry!
1110
00:52:39,422 --> 00:52:42,425
Hey... Can we
help you with something?
1111
00:52:44,794 --> 00:52:46,429
What's happening?
1112
00:52:46,429 --> 00:52:49,065
I have no fucking idea,
dude.
1113
00:52:49,065 --> 00:52:50,634
Uhhhh...
1114
00:53:07,083 --> 00:53:09,186
What the fuck was
that? Who were those people?
1115
00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:10,820
Shhhh!
Please be quiet!
1116
00:53:10,820 --> 00:53:12,656
Hey guys?
What's going on out there?
1117
00:53:12,656 --> 00:53:15,559
We just saw a-
Shhhh, don't say
anything.
1118
00:53:15,559 --> 00:53:17,827
...Nothing. We
just saw a raccoon or
1119
00:53:17,827 --> 00:53:20,096
something. It's nothing. Go back
to sleep.
1120
00:53:20,096 --> 00:53:21,631
What the fuck is it?
1121
00:53:21,631 --> 00:53:23,533
Uh... It's nothing.
It's a false alarm. Go to bed.
1122
00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:27,270
David! Get the fuck out here!
1123
00:53:27,270 --> 00:53:30,740
♪grumbling
oh, Jesus Christ... Fuck.
1124
00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:40,317
He's gotta be around
here somewhere. Maybe he's gone
to the bathroom?
1125
00:53:40,317 --> 00:53:42,219
Okay, what the fuck is
going on?
1126
00:53:42,219 --> 00:53:42,986
Jeff is gone, dude.
1127
00:53:43,687 --> 00:53:46,957
And I have a feeling that you
two aren't telling me something
1128
00:53:46,957 --> 00:53:50,126
You need to chill out.,
okay? Fuck!
- Thank you.
1129
00:53:50,126 --> 00:53:53,129
Mark, do you know where
we are? How to get back?
1130
00:53:53,129 --> 00:53:56,967
This weirdo was our guide, okay?
And he just left with all of his
shit left behind!
1131
00:53:56,967 --> 00:54:00,036
Hey drank... A lot yesterday,
remember?
1132
00:54:00,036 --> 00:54:03,039
He probably just stumbled
back to his truck or something.
1133
00:54:03,039 --> 00:54:05,508
Okay and it doesn't concern
you that he didn't want to tell
us?
1134
00:54:05,508 --> 00:54:07,510
I mean that's just rude! What
the fuck are we supposed to do?
1135
00:54:07,510 --> 00:54:10,347
Look, you didn't even want
him to join us on this, okay?
1136
00:54:10,347 --> 00:54:14,050
So it's like.. Basically we're
in the exact same boat as if he
had never even come
1137
00:54:14,050 --> 00:54:15,252
what's the big deal?
1138
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:18,054
We all agreed that we were
gonna, hike and try to find this
cave...
1139
00:54:18,054 --> 00:54:19,122
So what's the difference now?
1140
00:54:19,956 --> 00:54:22,959
But Mark, I think people are
mostly worried that he's not
here. Like...
1141
00:54:22,959 --> 00:54:24,961
He's just gone, with his stuff
still here.
1142
00:54:24,961 --> 00:54:26,796
Right? He's strange, man.
1143
00:54:26,796 --> 00:54:29,799
Rednecks who are that fucking
smart turn out to be serial
killers, okay?
1144
00:54:29,799 --> 00:54:30,700
♪laughs
No, it's not funny!
1145
00:54:31,368 --> 00:54:33,737
He's probaly out in the fucking
woods watching us or some shit
1146
00:54:33,737 --> 00:54:35,538
or someone or something
got him, and the great!
1147
00:54:35,538 --> 00:54:37,173
We're out here with
whatever the fuck that is
1148
00:54:37,173 --> 00:54:37,974
also, Mark:
1149
00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:39,542
Where is this cave?
How far is it?
1150
00:54:39,542 --> 00:54:40,443
What side of the river is it on?
1151
00:54:41,177 --> 00:54:43,546
These are details we kind of
need to know in this situation!
1152
00:54:43,546 --> 00:54:46,616
You... are freaking. Out, okay?
1153
00:54:46,616 --> 00:54:49,619
Eh, listen it's... The
waterfall..Its
behind a waterfall, right?!
1154
00:54:49,619 --> 00:54:51,721
Eh, uh, the river is not very
long...
1155
00:54:51,721 --> 00:54:53,757
We'll be able to find a
waterfall...
1156
00:54:53,757 --> 00:54:55,458
You two... Are not telling me
something...
1157
00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:56,259
David!?
1158
00:54:56,559 --> 00:54:58,461
What the fuck happened last
night?
1159
00:54:58,461 --> 00:55:01,931
You probably just heard a
squirrel or some bunnies or shit
like that...
1160
00:55:01,931 --> 00:55:02,799
Mmm hmm.
1161
00:55:03,099 --> 00:55:07,003
I know you two are lying to
me... Did you film it?
You film everything...
1162
00:55:07,003 --> 00:55:08,371
David, give me that fucking
camera!
1163
00:55:08,371 --> 00:55:10,073
I knew it.
1164
00:55:10,073 --> 00:55:12,575
Those are the same people that
are in that creepy-ass photo at
Jeff's house
1165
00:55:12,575 --> 00:55:14,110
♪groans
That bitch is up to something!
1166
00:55:14,110 --> 00:55:16,046
That and her witchy cult or
shit!
1167
00:55:16,046 --> 00:55:17,580
How are you guys not
freaking out right now??
1168
00:55:17,580 --> 00:55:19,316
What are you even talking
about?
1169
00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:21,785
Whoever that was, is, if that
was her or whoever that was
1170
00:55:21,785 --> 00:55:24,754
they were looking for Jeff...
Because of any emergency.
1171
00:55:24,754 --> 00:55:26,356
Mark, are you stupid?
1172
00:55:26,656 --> 00:55:29,859
Or are you just playing coy
because you don't want me to
freak out and leave?
1173
00:55:29,859 --> 00:55:32,595
Whoever they were... They
are gone now. It's daylight. I
1174
00:55:32,595 --> 00:55:35,398
think we will notice if there
are horses stomping around.
1175
00:55:35,398 --> 00:55:37,400
We just need to go down to the
river...
1176
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,302
Get are far as we can,
check out what we can...
1177
00:55:39,302 --> 00:55:41,104
And the hike back before dark.
1178
00:55:41,104 --> 00:55:43,606
Were... were not even that
far from where we parked!
1179
00:55:45,709 --> 00:55:49,346
But, why would you
lie?
1180
00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:51,614
Fine. You're right. I'm sorry.
1181
00:55:51,614 --> 00:55:52,682
I should have said
something this morning...
1182
00:55:52,682 --> 00:55:53,683
Absolutely.
1183
00:55:54,517 --> 00:55:57,987
I was just very worried, about
the possibility of people over-
reacting...
1184
00:55:57,987 --> 00:55:58,788
Over nothing.
1185
00:55:58,788 --> 00:55:59,489
Okay?
1186
00:56:00,090 --> 00:56:02,459
There was just... People, on a
horse ride.
1187
00:56:02,459 --> 00:56:05,095
Right, Mark. Because
people just go casually,
1188
00:56:05,095 --> 00:56:08,898
nighttime horseback riding
in ceremonial fucking robes!
1189
00:56:08,898 --> 00:56:10,633
Look. I'm going to keep
going. Because I want
1190
00:56:10,633 --> 00:56:12,268
to get something out of this
fucking trip.
1191
00:56:12,268 --> 00:56:14,904
And I'll admit, right now?
Curiosity? A bit peaked!
1192
00:56:14,904 --> 00:56:16,139
But I don't want to spend
another goddamn night not
1193
00:56:16,439 --> 00:56:17,807
knowing where we are or
where the fuck we're going!
1194
00:56:17,807 --> 00:56:19,275
Alright, fine!
1195
00:56:20,810 --> 00:56:23,079
Our fearless crew...
1196
00:56:23,079 --> 00:56:25,548
Packing up all... Their... Shit
1197
00:56:25,548 --> 00:56:28,718
as we head out into the
unknown...
1198
00:56:28,718 --> 00:56:32,922
Our crazy, mad-scientist,
fucking-weirdo... Tour guide
1199
00:56:32,922 --> 00:56:34,858
kidnapped...
1200
00:56:34,858 --> 00:56:37,827
By psycho-horsepeople.
1201
00:56:37,827 --> 00:56:40,930
And our new fearless leader,
is about to take the wheel...
1202
00:56:42,799 --> 00:56:45,568
Mark?!
1203
00:56:45,568 --> 00:56:47,670
You better know what
the fuck you're doing...
1204
00:56:50,673 --> 00:56:52,776
What the fuck!?
1205
00:56:52,776 --> 00:56:53,576
Was that gunshots?
1206
00:56:54,043 --> 00:56:55,278
Yeah, it sounded
pretty close...
1207
00:56:55,779 --> 00:56:57,947
Everybody, hold on, hold
on it could be hunters or
something...
1208
00:56:57,947 --> 00:56:59,315
Ya'll shouldn't be out here...
1209
00:56:59,315 --> 00:57:01,117
What the fuck!
1210
00:57:01,117 --> 00:57:04,053
Jesus, man., you trying to give
me a heart attack or something?
1211
00:57:04,053 --> 00:57:06,222
Sorry, sir. Very sorry.
Eh, is this your property?
1212
00:57:06,222 --> 00:57:07,590
Ain't nobody's
property...
1213
00:57:07,590 --> 00:57:09,125
We were told that there's
like a...
1214
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:12,695
Waterfall or cave down this
river.
Do you know anything about that?
1215
00:57:12,695 --> 00:57:16,132
Ain't not waterfall,
and they ain't no cave...
1216
00:57:16,132 --> 00:57:18,701
Okay, well were were told
it just a little bit... Down
this way.
1217
00:57:18,701 --> 00:57:20,170
Wh-where shooting for a
nature documentary -
1218
00:57:20,170 --> 00:57:21,805
♪ interrupting who told
you, you could be out here?
1219
00:57:21,805 --> 00:57:22,872
Jeff?
1220
00:57:22,872 --> 00:57:23,706
Jeff.. Granger?
1221
00:57:23,706 --> 00:57:24,407
Uh, he's a local guy...
1222
00:57:25,341 --> 00:57:27,444
Ya'll shouldn't be out
here you need to turn around.
1223
00:57:27,444 --> 00:57:28,711
I'm sorry do you know Jeff?
1224
00:57:28,711 --> 00:57:29,479
Don't know anybody.
1225
00:57:29,979 --> 00:57:33,917
Get on out of here.. And
take them girls with you.
1226
00:57:33,917 --> 00:57:36,186
Mark? Steph, chill, stop.
1227
00:57:36,186 --> 00:57:38,455
I'm gonna be on my way... Gotta
do my work.
1228
00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:41,357
And what exactly
is your profession, sir?
1229
00:57:41,357 --> 00:57:44,427
You shouldn't be out
here. You're gonna get hurt.
1230
00:57:44,427 --> 00:57:46,095
Are you
threatening us, motherfucker?
1231
00:57:46,095 --> 00:57:47,530
Steph, just chill out,
okay?
1232
00:57:47,530 --> 00:57:48,565
Look, I warned you.
1233
00:57:48,565 --> 00:57:49,732
Is it I.T.?
1234
00:57:49,732 --> 00:57:51,468
That's my safe bet...
1235
00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:54,170
You look..You look you're
progressive.
1236
00:57:54,170 --> 00:57:55,638
Yancy?
1237
00:57:55,638 --> 00:57:57,006
Ooookay, Mark.
1238
00:57:57,006 --> 00:57:58,808
Okay this shit's getting out of
hand, okay?
1239
00:57:58,808 --> 00:58:00,910
So what, we've got murder
houses, potential witches...
1240
00:58:00,910 --> 00:58:02,579
Jeff? Is gone from last night
1241
00:58:02,579 --> 00:58:05,748
and now we've got this crypto,
weirdo, walking around with a
gun
1242
00:58:05,748 --> 00:58:06,549
Dude.
1243
00:58:06,549 --> 00:58:07,350
Calm.
1244
00:58:07,650 --> 00:58:09,486
It's fine...
But can't you feel it?
1245
00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:11,921
I can feel it. We are so
freaking close to this thing...
1246
00:58:11,921 --> 00:58:13,089
All these things happening
that you are talking about...
1247
00:58:13,656 --> 00:58:17,126
They just make me feel like we
are more on the right track, you
know?
1248
00:58:17,126 --> 00:58:19,395
I mean, this is going to be
great for the story, can't you
feel it?
1249
00:58:19,395 --> 00:58:21,130
Yes, I feel it,
okay but we are making
1250
00:58:21,130 --> 00:58:22,031
a documentary not a fucking
horror movie
1251
00:58:22,031 --> 00:58:22,565
okay?
1252
00:58:23,399 --> 00:58:25,602
There's just much safer
ways to get this information
1253
00:58:25,602 --> 00:58:26,169
Listen.
1254
00:58:26,836 --> 00:58:28,571
We are sticking... To the the
plan.
1255
00:58:28,571 --> 00:58:31,140
[Stephanie[ Mark! Dude, what
the fuck was that? Not cool.
1256
00:58:31,140 --> 00:58:33,576
Nothing. Okay? It's fine.
- Here, can you shut that off?
1257
00:58:33,576 --> 00:58:36,246
I want to save the battery.
We're just going to go a little
bit further, okay?
1258
00:58:39,415 --> 00:58:42,318
Oh.. Ow. Fucking!
1259
00:58:42,318 --> 00:58:43,520
Fuck! Shit!
1260
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,955
Okay, what fresh hell is
this?
1261
00:58:45,955 --> 00:58:46,756
You okay?
1262
00:58:47,423 --> 00:58:49,692
I don't know I
think I just fucking sprained
1263
00:58:49,692 --> 00:58:51,861
my ankle or some fucking
shit. What happened?
1264
00:58:51,861 --> 00:58:54,230
Oh, my god it hurts
so bad.
1265
00:58:54,230 --> 00:58:56,165
Here, give
me that first aid kit?
1266
00:58:56,165 --> 00:58:56,833
Here. Here.
1267
00:58:57,267 --> 00:58:59,269
♪groans oh, god...
1268
00:58:59,269 --> 00:59:01,337
Shiiiit...
1269
00:59:01,337 --> 00:59:04,173
Careful...
1270
00:59:04,173 --> 00:59:05,708
Get that
camera out of my face, David!
1271
00:59:05,708 --> 00:59:06,576
Ahhhh, yeah.
1272
00:59:07,076 --> 00:59:10,880
The pulse is
fine so it's not restricted.
1273
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,182
Let me wrap it up, okay?
1274
00:59:13,182 --> 00:59:14,851
Then we'll put your boot on it.
1275
00:59:15,184 --> 00:59:18,288
That
should reduce the swelling
enough for you to walk.
1276
00:59:18,288 --> 00:59:21,624
And then later when you
take your boot off you can ice
it.
1277
00:59:21,624 --> 00:59:23,159
Where the
fuck am I going to get ice?
1278
00:59:23,459 --> 00:59:25,461
This fucking sucks
you guys, I'm sorry.
You're fine...
1279
00:59:25,461 --> 00:59:27,463
You're fine!
It's not your fault,
dude.
1280
00:59:27,463 --> 00:59:30,366
It's an accident...
1281
00:59:30,366 --> 00:59:32,468
Okay, now try walking on it.
1282
00:59:32,468 --> 00:59:35,371
Hey, Steph, I was
only messing with you... Smile!
1283
00:59:37,006 --> 00:59:39,576
I mean, it sucks,
but I think I can walk on it.
1284
00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:41,678
Here!
1285
00:59:41,678 --> 00:59:43,279
Use this stick as a walking
cane...
1286
00:59:43,279 --> 00:59:45,848
I'll show you what
I'll use this stick for...
1287
00:59:45,848 --> 00:59:47,817
How much longer do we have to
go, duuuuude?
1288
00:59:48,051 --> 00:59:51,487
I don't know for sure but
like I said if we don't find
anything soon, we'll stop, okay?
1289
00:59:51,487 --> 00:59:53,222
Could any more random
shit happen?
1290
00:59:56,292 --> 00:59:58,061
Mark! Is this it?
1291
00:59:58,061 --> 01:00:00,863
Well, I don't know. It's a
waterfall...
1292
01:00:00,863 --> 01:00:03,967
I don't see any entrance to any
cave, guys.
1293
01:00:03,967 --> 01:00:08,671
Well, it's supposed to be behind
the water so it's doing to be
pretty hard to see.
1294
01:00:08,871 --> 01:00:12,041
When Doug and Bob came
back here it was a drought
1295
01:00:12,041 --> 01:00:14,310
so we might have to
do a little bit of exploring.
1296
01:00:14,310 --> 01:00:17,780
It does match all the details
people have been giving us.
1297
01:00:17,780 --> 01:00:22,118
Okay, I think we should try this
and if we don't find anything we
call it.
1298
01:00:22,318 --> 01:00:24,787
Oh, god, okay..Fine.
1299
01:00:24,787 --> 01:00:27,690
We do still have like 8 hours
of daylight though, okay?
1300
01:00:27,690 --> 01:00:30,627
So let's just check this out and
then we'll book it back as fast
as we can.
1301
01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:33,696
We won't make as many stops.
We'll make it before nightfall.
1302
01:00:33,696 --> 01:00:35,098
Okay?
1303
01:00:38,835 --> 01:00:42,271
You wanna take bets on who
drowns first?
1304
01:00:42,271 --> 01:00:45,708
I hope you know,
you're going in there too if
they find anything...
1305
01:00:56,753 --> 01:00:59,756
What is it? What
happened?
1306
01:00:59,756 --> 01:01:02,759
Well, there's no cave behind the
water
1307
01:01:02,759 --> 01:01:05,928
but yancy found a freaking
mineshaft entrance up there.
1308
01:01:05,928 --> 01:01:07,397
A mineshaft? - Yeah
1309
01:01:07,397 --> 01:01:12,368
Wait, so now the
cave has become a mineshaft?
1310
01:01:12,368 --> 01:01:14,070
That doesn't make any sense.
1311
01:01:14,370 --> 01:01:18,675
Well remember what the bartender
said. It's all here just in
different pieces.
1312
01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:21,477
It's pretty steep though, we're
going to need our rappelling
gear...
1313
01:01:21,477 --> 01:01:24,480
Well is it actually safe
to into an active mineshaft?
1314
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:26,582
As safe as anything
else! It's been there a
1315
01:01:26,582 --> 01:01:29,018
hundred years, its not
going to collapse now.
1316
01:01:29,018 --> 01:01:32,388
We'll be careful man. If we get
in there and it looks bad we'll
come right back.
1317
01:01:32,388 --> 01:01:33,690
What is it?
1318
01:01:37,727 --> 01:01:41,130
So, do you want
David to do a little narrating
before we dive in?
1319
01:01:41,130 --> 01:01:43,166
Umm, no.
1320
01:01:43,166 --> 01:01:45,368
We can worry about that
tomorrow. I think we need to
1321
01:01:45,368 --> 01:01:46,869
get down there with a
camera before it gets too dark.
1322
01:01:46,869 --> 01:01:49,706
If we want to lay narration
over the top of it later, we
can.
1323
01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:53,710
I'm gonna stay up here with
Steph, because... I don't do
claustrophobic shit.
1324
01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:54,711
Here's the plan:
1325
01:01:55,678 --> 01:02:00,349
We'll get down there, if it gets
too twisty or turny, or it's
collapsed or something
1326
01:02:00,349 --> 01:02:02,985
we'll just come back up and
figure it in the morning, okay?
1327
01:02:02,985 --> 01:02:05,188
Well, when do
we call the rescue squad?
1328
01:02:05,188 --> 01:02:06,789
We should be down there like an
hour...
1329
01:02:06,789 --> 01:02:08,825
If it's more than three, then
you start worrying about us.
1330
01:02:08,825 --> 01:02:11,427
But seriously, we're not going
to be going down there doing
anything crazy.
1331
01:02:11,427 --> 01:02:13,896
We're just going to check it out
and see if it's worth exploring
more.
1332
01:02:13,896 --> 01:02:15,631
Well, it's
going to be dark, just saying.
1333
01:02:15,631 --> 01:02:17,066
I can't believe it guys!
1334
01:02:17,066 --> 01:02:19,736
Seriously, this could be
it! Do you understand that?
1335
01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:22,739
Like, we could actually go
down there and find something
1336
01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:24,640
it's badass! We're gonna do it
together!
1337
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:27,076
♪chuckles
what are you trying to say?
1338
01:02:27,076 --> 01:02:29,645
He's trying to say
he loves us, you big softy.
1339
01:02:29,645 --> 01:02:31,447
Okay... Nevermind.
Awwwww.
1340
01:02:31,447 --> 01:02:32,482
Nevermind!
1341
01:02:32,482 --> 01:02:33,449
Just know...
1342
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:36,119
That I think that we
might actually be on to
1343
01:02:36,119 --> 01:02:38,454
something really cool,
and I'm excited about it.
1344
01:02:38,454 --> 01:02:39,622
Are you two fine up here?
1345
01:02:40,289 --> 01:02:43,826
Yeah. Yeah,
we got this. Might even save you
a hot dog.
1346
01:02:43,826 --> 01:02:45,461
Actually, hold on one
sec...
1347
01:02:48,331 --> 01:02:49,932
Just in case...
1348
01:02:49,932 --> 01:02:51,100
Use this.
1349
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:52,535
♪whispering
you brought a fucking gun?
1350
01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:54,203
Don't get mad. Don't
get mad, it's for protection.
1351
01:02:54,403 --> 01:02:56,839
Dude, Mark, I'm not mad
this place is creepy as fuck.
1352
01:02:56,839 --> 01:02:58,307
I've been wanting a gun this
entire time.
1353
01:02:58,307 --> 01:03:01,878
♪ Laughs alright, good.
1354
01:03:01,878 --> 01:03:03,479
Okay, come on.
1355
01:03:03,479 --> 01:03:07,150
We better get started.
1356
01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:02,905
What the fuck?
1357
01:04:14,917 --> 01:04:16,118
Yancy??
1358
01:04:16,118 --> 01:04:18,020
Yeah?!
1359
01:04:18,020 --> 01:04:19,989
Uhh...
1360
01:04:20,189 --> 01:04:23,125
Nevermind! Just keep
working on that fire, okay?
1361
01:04:23,125 --> 01:04:26,128
I'm fuckin' trying, you
work horse!
1362
01:04:47,283 --> 01:04:51,787
Dude! Yancy, I just
saw some creepy as fuck shit.
1363
01:04:51,787 --> 01:04:54,056
Are you fucking high?
1364
01:04:54,056 --> 01:04:57,059
Dude! Fuck you, it was creepy
as shit. I got it on camera,
look
1365
01:04:57,059 --> 01:05:00,229
let me see it...
1366
01:05:00,229 --> 01:05:02,365
Alright...
1367
01:05:02,365 --> 01:05:05,368
Yeah, man. That's
fucking weird. Why does that
symbol look so familiar?
1368
01:05:05,368 --> 01:05:07,236
Because
it's the same symbol that's
1369
01:05:07,236 --> 01:05:09,338
in that creepy ass photo
that's at Jeff's house.
1370
01:05:09,338 --> 01:05:11,240
I knew he was up to something.
1371
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:12,808
He's probably out here
or something, watching us.
1372
01:05:12,808 --> 01:05:16,379
Oh, come on, man.
That's fucking panic talk.
1373
01:05:16,379 --> 01:05:18,915
Look, I don't know what
the fuck that thing is... but...
1374
01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:20,449
All we can do is keep an eye
out.
1375
01:05:20,449 --> 01:05:21,918
Well, I'm getting Mark's gun.
1376
01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:22,885
You have a gun?!
1377
01:05:23,386 --> 01:05:25,922
No, Mark had a gun and
he gave it to me in case any
1378
01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:28,658
weird shit happens, like
this creepy motherfucker.
1379
01:05:28,658 --> 01:05:31,560
Dude! I have a gun!
1380
01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:33,296
I've just been waiting for
somebody else to say something
1381
01:05:33,296 --> 01:05:34,997
let's go shoot some shit!
1382
01:05:34,997 --> 01:05:35,998
What is with dudes and guns?
1383
01:05:36,565 --> 01:05:39,268
And no, I don't want to go
shoot some shit unless I have
to.
1384
01:05:39,268 --> 01:05:41,270
You know how to use
that thing, pistol Annie?
1385
01:05:41,270 --> 01:05:43,839
I mean, it couldn't be any
different
than operating a camera, right?
1386
01:05:43,839 --> 01:05:44,941
You just...
1387
01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:46,309
Find your target, and...
1388
01:05:46,309 --> 01:05:48,110
Do not point that gun over here!
1389
01:05:48,110 --> 01:05:50,279
Oh my god, chill. It's not even
loaded!
1390
01:05:50,279 --> 01:05:51,747
I don't know about this place,
man.
1391
01:05:51,747 --> 01:05:53,950
It just... Creeps me out.
1392
01:05:53,950 --> 01:05:55,952
Something's not right.
1393
01:05:55,952 --> 01:05:58,387
I mean, how long have they been
gone? They should be back soon,
right?
1394
01:05:58,387 --> 01:05:59,455
Like an hour and a
half...
1395
01:05:59,689 --> 01:06:01,490
Well what's the plan, dude? How
long do we
1396
01:06:01,490 --> 01:06:03,392
wait out here before
we go fucking get help?!
1397
01:06:03,592 --> 01:06:04,760
Listen...
1398
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,662
We're just gonna get this fire
going...
1399
01:06:06,662 --> 01:06:08,030
Maybe we set up camp...
1400
01:06:08,030 --> 01:06:09,231
Eat some beans...
1401
01:06:09,231 --> 01:06:10,599
Camp things!
1402
01:06:10,599 --> 01:06:12,068
And if they don't come back?
1403
01:06:12,068 --> 01:06:14,036
Are you and I going to go
looking for them?
1404
01:06:14,036 --> 01:06:17,139
Yeah? I don't see you doing any
spelunking on that broke-ass
foot of yours.
1405
01:06:18,374 --> 01:06:20,676
And I ain't going into that cave
by myself.
1406
01:06:20,676 --> 01:06:22,244
It's dark!
1407
01:06:22,244 --> 01:06:25,681
Great! So we're fucked
until morning... Cool!
1408
01:06:25,681 --> 01:06:27,883
Okay, so we've gone
pretty deep into the "cave"...
1409
01:06:27,883 --> 01:06:30,419
And uh... Still haven't
found anything so far.
1410
01:06:30,419 --> 01:06:32,621
I reckon we should... Get
on up and try again later.
1411
01:06:32,621 --> 01:06:33,289
Mmm...
1412
01:06:34,056 --> 01:06:37,526
Besides, uh..Mark's smart
watch decided to stop working.
1413
01:06:37,526 --> 01:06:39,061
Not very smart...
1414
01:06:39,261 --> 01:06:42,331
This bullshit says it's 10:30...
Which doesn't make any sense.
1415
01:06:42,331 --> 01:06:43,799
Think we should just come back
tomorrow
1416
01:06:43,799 --> 01:06:45,701
when it's daylight,
check out these tunnels?
1417
01:06:45,701 --> 01:06:48,170
Oh, yeah. Well we gotta go
this way to get out anyways.
1418
01:06:48,170 --> 01:06:48,871
Alright...
1419
01:06:49,171 --> 01:06:51,440
Alright, see ya later!
1420
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:53,809
Oh, god! ♪Chuckles
1421
01:06:53,809 --> 01:06:55,378
Here I come...
1422
01:06:56,912 --> 01:06:59,648
Hey, umm... It's a dead end.
1423
01:06:59,648 --> 01:07:02,284
What do you mean?
I only marked intersections...
1424
01:07:02,284 --> 01:07:04,020
I don't know what to
tell you... It's a dead end.
1425
01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:05,755
Shit...
1426
01:07:08,391 --> 01:07:10,459
What the hell was that?
1427
01:07:10,459 --> 01:07:12,828
Umm... I don't know
but it came from down there...
1428
01:07:12,828 --> 01:07:14,730
Guys, come on we need to
get going. But it's a
dead end down there!
1429
01:07:14,730 --> 01:07:15,798
I know..I-
1430
01:07:16,098 --> 01:07:19,135
Guys, caves make
weird noises. Let's go.
1431
01:07:24,940 --> 01:07:25,541
You alright?
1432
01:07:25,841 --> 01:07:27,676
No, I'm not alright.
1433
01:07:27,676 --> 01:07:31,380
How long have they been
gone, like three hours?
1434
01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:32,681
I mean how are you so calm?
1435
01:07:32,681 --> 01:07:35,051
Because I think they
probably found something.
1436
01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:37,920
You know them, if they found
something they are going to
investigate.
1437
01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:40,389
And I think it's highly
unlikely that all three of them
1438
01:07:40,389 --> 01:07:42,758
got injured and none of
them made it down for help.
1439
01:07:42,758 --> 01:07:44,860
Okay, but what if
they're actually lost? You
1440
01:07:44,860 --> 01:07:47,329
heard what those guys
were saying about the cave.
1441
01:07:47,329 --> 01:07:50,166
We don't even know where this
cave is!
1442
01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:52,968
And there's nothing we can do
about until the morning anyway.
1443
01:07:52,968 --> 01:07:55,071
Look if they're not back
by the morning, we'll
1444
01:07:55,071 --> 01:07:57,073
get in the Jeep, go to town and
get help.
1445
01:07:57,073 --> 01:07:59,075
This is a nightmare, man!
1446
01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:01,077
We're gonna laugh about this
tomorrow...
1447
01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:03,712
Over yancy's special pancakes!
1448
01:08:03,712 --> 01:08:06,782
Phhhhh. I hope so.
1449
01:08:06,782 --> 01:08:08,451
Oh! Here's your
marker...
1450
01:08:08,717 --> 01:08:11,520
No... No...
Must have missed it the last
time around.
1451
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:13,556
No it's another dead-
end.
1452
01:08:13,556 --> 01:08:14,723
What?
1453
01:08:14,723 --> 01:08:16,892
Yeah... What?
No...
1454
01:08:16,892 --> 01:08:18,094
Guys...?
1455
01:08:18,094 --> 01:08:19,061
Whoa!
1456
01:08:19,361 --> 01:08:20,996
Oh, shit! Shit!
Fuck!
1457
01:08:20,996 --> 01:08:22,164
Everybody stay calm! Stay calm!
1458
01:08:22,465 --> 01:08:24,533
No I got it, it's cool. Sorry.
1459
01:08:24,533 --> 01:08:25,434
Everyone cool?
1460
01:08:25,901 --> 01:08:26,435
Oh, shit!
1461
01:08:26,902 --> 01:08:27,636
♪shrieks oh, fuck!
1462
01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:28,804
Mark!
1463
01:08:29,271 --> 01:08:30,239
David, you alright? You
alright?
1464
01:08:32,007 --> 01:08:33,976
Guys, I think we
need to get out of here.
1465
01:08:33,976 --> 01:08:35,177
Asap. Yeah, we
need to get out of here.
1466
01:08:36,579 --> 01:08:38,747
It's another dead
end...
1467
01:08:38,747 --> 01:08:39,748
Where's Mark?
1468
01:08:39,748 --> 01:08:41,450
Mark?!
1469
01:08:41,450 --> 01:08:43,752
Ohhh, guys!
Come here!
1470
01:08:43,752 --> 01:08:44,753
Did you find an exit?
1471
01:08:44,753 --> 01:08:46,889
Oh, oh, no, no but look!
1472
01:08:47,089 --> 01:08:50,226
Oh, shit this is it!
1473
01:08:50,226 --> 01:08:52,495
Yeah, man, um.
1474
01:08:52,495 --> 01:08:55,764
Yeah, I'm really fucking
happy for you. But uh...
1475
01:08:55,764 --> 01:08:57,299
We've got other things
to worry about right now...
1476
01:08:57,299 --> 01:08:59,201
What are you talking about? We
found it!
1477
01:08:59,401 --> 01:09:03,405
Unless there is a big
fucking map with a way out...
1478
01:09:03,405 --> 01:09:05,407
I don't really give a shit
right now. What?
1479
01:09:05,407 --> 01:09:07,042
Come on, help me try to
open it.
1480
01:09:07,042 --> 01:09:09,211
No... No! God!
1481
01:09:09,211 --> 01:09:12,047
There's just dead-ends in
here... We need to focus on
getting out...
1482
01:09:12,047 --> 01:09:13,115
We can worry about this later!
1483
01:09:13,482 --> 01:09:15,851
What are you saying? This is
why we came! So?
1484
01:09:15,851 --> 01:09:17,052
Aren't you curious? -
No!
1485
01:09:17,052 --> 01:09:18,420
Not even the slightest.
1486
01:09:18,420 --> 01:09:19,021
Oh... What the fuck?
1487
01:09:19,488 --> 01:09:20,789
There's a draft coming off of
it.
1488
01:09:20,789 --> 01:09:21,657
What? Mark...
What are you doing?
1489
01:09:22,491 --> 01:09:24,793
No, look! Come here, feel
it. There's a draft coming out
of it.
1490
01:09:24,793 --> 01:09:27,696
No! Ah,
Jesus, fuck.
1491
01:09:27,696 --> 01:09:30,799
Maybe it's on top of a hole or
something. Here, help me try to
move it.
1492
01:09:30,799 --> 01:09:32,168
♪grunts
1493
01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:33,602
God!
1494
01:09:34,069 --> 01:09:36,539
Is this thing made out
of fucking rocks or something?
Golly!
1495
01:09:36,539 --> 01:09:39,175
Alright, you know
what? I'm not dealing with this
anymore.
1496
01:09:39,175 --> 01:09:41,610
I'm looking for a way out of
here.
1497
01:09:41,610 --> 01:09:44,547
Weird...
1498
01:09:44,547 --> 01:09:46,549
What the fuck
are we gonna do with this?
1499
01:09:48,651 --> 01:09:50,719
Tell me a secret, yancy.
1500
01:09:50,719 --> 01:09:52,621
What kind of secret?
1501
01:09:52,621 --> 01:09:54,823
A secret!
1502
01:09:54,823 --> 01:09:56,158
Something I don't know about
you.
1503
01:09:56,158 --> 01:09:58,194
I don't know I'm going crazy
over here.
1504
01:09:58,194 --> 01:10:01,463
Well, you tell me. Lead by
example.
1505
01:10:01,463 --> 01:10:03,933
♪sighs 'Kay...
1506
01:10:05,734 --> 01:10:09,205
Did I tell you about the time
I spent in the insane asylum?
1507
01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:10,105
What?!
1508
01:10:10,105 --> 01:10:11,941
Well, kinda...
1509
01:10:11,941 --> 01:10:14,009
I was there for a sleep
study when I was ten.
1510
01:10:14,009 --> 01:10:17,112
I remember having these very
vivid dreams
1511
01:10:17,112 --> 01:10:20,115
first it was cool... You know,
the dreams you could control?
1512
01:10:21,150 --> 01:10:24,587
But then I suddenly lost
control...
1513
01:10:24,587 --> 01:10:28,857
I was still aware I was dreaming
but I had no control anymore.
1514
01:10:28,857 --> 01:10:31,927
And it got super-serious because
in the dreams I would catch on
fire...
1515
01:10:32,761 --> 01:10:34,863
And I could feel it...
1516
01:10:34,863 --> 01:10:36,865
Like, I could really feel it,
man.
1517
01:10:36,865 --> 01:10:39,868
And I would wake up
and I would still... Feel it.
1518
01:10:39,868 --> 01:10:42,037
And it kept happening again
and again, night after night
1519
01:10:42,037 --> 01:10:45,874
until my parents took me to the
"nut house" and they did a sleep
study on me.
1520
01:10:45,874 --> 01:10:48,944
I was on sleeping pills until I
was 17...
1521
01:10:49,345 --> 01:10:51,080
♪ sighs
1522
01:10:51,513 --> 01:10:55,517
tonight's the first time in a
really long time that I've been
afraid to go to sleep.
1523
01:10:56,352 --> 01:10:58,887
It's gonna be alright...
1524
01:10:58,887 --> 01:11:01,957
We're gonna find them in the
morning and work all this shit
out, I promise.
1525
01:11:03,292 --> 01:11:05,527
I always wondered where it came
from...
1526
01:11:05,527 --> 01:11:06,395
The dream?
1527
01:11:06,729 --> 01:11:08,797
Yeah, I mean, I was 10
years old. How the hell
1528
01:11:08,797 --> 01:11:10,733
did I know what it was like to
burn alive?
1529
01:11:12,001 --> 01:11:14,436
I had a really intense
dream like that once.
1530
01:11:14,436 --> 01:11:16,905
I had this dream where I, uh...
1531
01:11:16,905 --> 01:11:18,274
I broke my leg...
1532
01:11:18,274 --> 01:11:20,276
And I'd wake up and still think
it was real
1533
01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:21,977
and I would scream
1534
01:11:21,977 --> 01:11:24,913
and I would almost have to
reach to make sure it wasn't
1535
01:11:24,913 --> 01:11:26,282
and then...
1536
01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:27,916
And when I got to high
school I was playing
1537
01:11:27,916 --> 01:11:29,718
football and I broke
my leg and it's like...
1538
01:11:29,718 --> 01:11:31,353
For some reason...
1539
01:11:31,553 --> 01:11:35,924
I was okay with the pain
because I was just prepared.
1540
01:11:35,924 --> 01:11:39,628
Well, I hope I never have to
make the comparison... Jesus...
1541
01:11:39,628 --> 01:11:42,665
I can't imagine a worse
way to go than burning...
1542
01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:52,641
So what do you have to
say for yourself now, Mark?
1543
01:11:52,641 --> 01:11:55,110
We've been here a few hours
now...
1544
01:11:55,110 --> 01:11:57,212
I don't know, David.
1545
01:11:57,212 --> 01:12:00,049
Oh, ho, no... This is what you
wanted.
1546
01:12:00,049 --> 01:12:03,118
Okay, you wanted to make a
documentary. Well, here we are!
1547
01:12:03,118 --> 01:12:04,586
This is it... The money shot!
1548
01:12:04,586 --> 01:12:07,856
David, stop it. You are not
helping.
1549
01:12:07,856 --> 01:12:09,658
Remember...?
1550
01:12:09,658 --> 01:12:12,227
Remember that guy at the
bar who said something about...
1551
01:12:12,227 --> 01:12:15,798
...false bottoms? So, like maybe
this is just an optical
illusion...
1552
01:12:15,798 --> 01:12:18,334
Don't be fucking stupid, okay?
- Something like the... Ugh.
1553
01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:21,236
We've scoured every inch of this
room and there is nothing
"false" about solid rock!
1554
01:12:21,236 --> 01:12:25,607
Don't be an asshole right
now, David! No! This is
what you wanted!
1555
01:12:25,607 --> 01:12:31,046
You wanted to make this thing
and I'm just here documenting
your creative process...
1556
01:12:31,046 --> 01:12:34,049
So, what next, "heir director"?
- Why do you always do this?
1557
01:12:34,049 --> 01:12:35,250
Why do I always do what?!
1558
01:12:35,250 --> 01:12:38,087
Why do you always push my
buttons!
1559
01:12:38,087 --> 01:12:42,991
All you do is bitch, and moan
and complain and provide nothing
of value!
1560
01:12:44,159 --> 01:12:45,728
Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
1561
01:12:45,728 --> 01:12:47,363
That's what you really think?
1562
01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:49,898
Yeah. Yeah! The
"voice"? What a fucking joke!
1563
01:12:49,898 --> 01:12:51,467
Guys... Guys
stop it! We just gave
1564
01:12:51,467 --> 01:12:53,001
you something to do
because you can't do anything!
1565
01:12:53,001 --> 01:12:55,070
Stop it we have
to keep our heads together!
1566
01:12:55,070 --> 01:12:56,372
No. Fuck you, Mark!
1567
01:12:56,372 --> 01:12:57,406
You wouldn't have gone anywhere
if it
1568
01:12:57,706 --> 01:12:59,375
wasn't for me motivating
you the whole time!
1569
01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:00,809
Motivating...
When I met you,
1570
01:13:00,809 --> 01:13:02,277
you were an introverted little
fuck-wad.
1571
01:13:02,277 --> 01:13:05,280
"Motivating", that's what you
call it!
1572
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:07,816
You're a fucking liability and
you always have been!
Guys, guys stop it.
1573
01:13:07,816 --> 01:13:09,418
Listen to be you little shit!
1574
01:13:09,651 --> 01:13:12,654
You wouldn't have done anything
or gone anywhere if it wasn't
for me...
1575
01:13:12,654 --> 01:13:15,758
And now, we've come to this
fucking cave and we're here to
die!
1576
01:13:15,758 --> 01:13:19,461
Bravo, man! Great fucking
job! Hey, fuck you David!
1577
01:13:19,461 --> 01:13:20,729
Oh, and have you told her? -
Stop it.
1578
01:13:20,729 --> 01:13:23,098
Oh, fuck no. No you haven't. -
You stop it!
1579
01:13:23,098 --> 01:13:25,667
You know what, since we're in
the
whole "caring and sharing" mode.
1580
01:13:25,667 --> 01:13:27,136
Maybe I'll just talk for
you, just like I always do.
1581
01:13:27,136 --> 01:13:27,736
Don't!
1582
01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:29,872
He's been in love with
you for years, Izzie.
1583
01:13:29,872 --> 01:13:31,440
And the reason he invites
you on these projects...
1584
01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:35,477
Is the hope that one day he'll
"man up" and actually ask you
out like a real person...
1585
01:13:35,477 --> 01:13:37,413
Shut the fuck up, David! - And
now!
1586
01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:40,382
He's brought you down
here into a fucking cave
1587
01:13:40,382 --> 01:13:43,118
like Romeo and Juliet
to die in a goddamn tomb!
1588
01:13:43,118 --> 01:13:44,586
We're gonna die down
here!
1589
01:13:44,586 --> 01:13:46,889
And we're all left with
this monolith of failure...
1590
01:13:46,889 --> 01:13:48,323
...as our fucking reward!
(David kicking chest,
1591
01:13:49,758 --> 01:13:52,761
David? What did you
do?
1592
01:13:52,761 --> 01:13:55,697
Nothing, I just fucking kicked
it.
1593
01:13:55,697 --> 01:13:59,168
Oh, shit... The chains
fell off.
1594
01:14:03,806 --> 01:14:05,507
Oh, you've gotta
be fucking kidding me!
1595
01:14:05,507 --> 01:14:08,343
♪scoffs It
doesn't make any sense...
1596
01:14:08,343 --> 01:14:10,179
It doesn't make and
fucking sense!
1597
01:14:21,390 --> 01:14:25,093
Who's there!?
1598
01:14:25,093 --> 01:14:28,363
Hello?
1599
01:14:28,363 --> 01:14:31,366
Fuck it, let's go.
1600
01:14:35,871 --> 01:14:39,374
Wait, wait for me...
1601
01:14:41,810 --> 01:14:44,179
What the
fuck? What the fuck is it?
1602
01:14:44,179 --> 01:14:45,747
What does it look like?
1603
01:14:45,747 --> 01:14:47,916
It's... it's like a rash or
something...
1604
01:14:47,916 --> 01:14:51,386
I... I don't know
it's... it's maybe it's
poison... Ivy?
1605
01:14:51,386 --> 01:14:52,955
It's... um..it's going
to be alright though...
1606
01:14:52,955 --> 01:14:54,556
It feels like my skin is
burning!
1607
01:14:54,556 --> 01:14:55,858
Ah... shit...
1608
01:14:55,858 --> 01:14:57,192
Um...
1609
01:15:02,598 --> 01:15:05,300
♪ whispering it sounds like
it was right outside the tent...
1610
01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:08,403
Listen...
1611
01:15:13,208 --> 01:15:14,176
♪screams
1612
01:15:14,877 --> 01:15:17,579
What the fuck is that,
huh? ♪crying
yancy...
1613
01:15:17,579 --> 01:15:18,780
Alright...
1614
01:15:18,780 --> 01:15:20,048
Fuck this!
1615
01:15:20,048 --> 01:15:21,216
Here...
1616
01:15:21,216 --> 01:15:23,318
♪sobbing what the
fuck...
1617
01:15:23,318 --> 01:15:25,521
Don't go out there!
1618
01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:28,056
It's just some fucking
redneck or something, okay?
1619
01:15:32,060 --> 01:15:36,164
What the fuck do you
want!?
1620
01:15:36,164 --> 01:15:37,866
There's nothing out here...
Shhhhh...
1621
01:15:37,866 --> 01:15:40,802
Yancy! Yancy! Yancy!
1622
01:15:40,802 --> 01:15:43,639
Stephanie! Don't leave
me! Hellllllllp!
1623
01:15:49,278 --> 01:15:52,247
♪gasps
1624
01:15:56,618 --> 01:15:59,655
♪exhales deeply
1625
01:16:08,130 --> 01:16:08,897
♪grunts
1626
01:16:09,197 --> 01:16:09,998
What?!
1627
01:16:10,832 --> 01:16:11,533
♪screams and grunts
1628
01:16:13,902 --> 01:16:17,039
♪panting rapidly
wha... Mark! What the fuck?
1629
01:16:17,039 --> 01:16:19,474
Why did you... Why did you do
that?!
1630
01:16:19,474 --> 01:16:20,442
♪screams aggressively
1631
01:16:28,750 --> 01:16:32,387
♪distorted voice
I gotta do my work...
1632
01:16:32,387 --> 01:16:34,856
You... you killed him
Mark...
1633
01:16:34,856 --> 01:16:35,457
Mark...
1634
01:16:35,757 --> 01:16:37,326
Mark, you killed him!
1635
01:16:37,326 --> 01:16:39,227
♪low and quiet
it won't let me go...
1636
01:16:39,227 --> 01:16:41,697
♪voice quivering
Mark... Why Mark?
1637
01:16:41,697 --> 01:16:44,132
It won't let me
go... What?
1638
01:16:44,132 --> 01:16:47,302
♪distorted
voice♪ it won't let me go!
1639
01:16:47,302 --> 01:16:50,238
♪crying and pleading
♪
1640
01:16:50,238 --> 01:16:51,607
♪distorted voice he
loves you!
1641
01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:53,308
♪frantically
crying and pleading ♪
1642
01:16:53,308 --> 01:16:55,677
He loves youuuu!
1643
01:16:55,677 --> 01:16:57,679
♪laughing maniacally
1644
01:16:57,679 --> 01:16:59,514
he loves yoooooooou!!!
♪choking
1645
01:16:59,514 --> 01:17:02,417
♪laughing maniacally
1646
01:17:02,417 --> 01:17:05,420
he loves youuuuuuu!
1647
01:17:05,420 --> 01:17:08,423
♪laughing maniacally
♪choking slowly fades
♪
1648
01:17:11,259 --> 01:17:14,596
♪crying he loves you...
1649
01:17:14,596 --> 01:17:16,431
He loves you...
1650
01:17:16,431 --> 01:17:19,534
♪ sobbing
1651
01:17:23,338 --> 01:17:26,742
♪sobbing yancy?
1652
01:17:26,742 --> 01:17:30,012
Yancy!?
1653
01:17:30,679 --> 01:17:32,280
Oh, shit...
1654
01:17:34,349 --> 01:17:37,552
Yancy!
1655
01:17:37,552 --> 01:17:38,553
♪ Monster growls loudly
1656
01:17:42,557 --> 01:17:43,158
Yancy?!
1657
01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:45,360
Yancy?!
1658
01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:47,663
Oh my god, yancy!
1659
01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:49,564
Oh, oh, oh, fuck!
1660
01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:19,961
Help!!
1661
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:26,668
Help!
1662
01:18:26,668 --> 01:18:28,336
Somebody!
1663
01:18:28,336 --> 01:18:30,439
♪ Crying, sobbing
1664
01:18:30,439 --> 01:18:31,606
♪ grunting
1665
01:18:31,606 --> 01:18:32,974
Ugh! Fuck!
1666
01:18:36,445 --> 01:18:37,612
Stephanie!?
1667
01:18:37,612 --> 01:18:39,448
Mark?!
1668
01:18:39,448 --> 01:18:42,984
Mark, I'm over here!
1669
01:18:42,984 --> 01:18:44,519
Mark!?
1670
01:18:44,519 --> 01:18:46,455
Mark, where are you?!
1671
01:19:07,275 --> 01:19:08,276
Stephanie?
1672
01:19:08,276 --> 01:19:09,878
Mark!
1673
01:19:10,078 --> 01:19:11,379
Mark, in here!
1674
01:19:11,379 --> 01:19:13,648
Stephanie.
1675
01:19:13,648 --> 01:19:14,916
Stephanie.
1676
01:19:14,916 --> 01:19:15,751
Stephanie!
1677
01:19:15,751 --> 01:19:16,918
Mark!
1678
01:19:18,820 --> 01:19:19,521
What the fuck?
1679
01:19:19,821 --> 01:19:20,422
Mark!?
1680
01:19:21,389 --> 01:19:22,290
Oh, shit!
1681
01:19:22,290 --> 01:19:23,058
Stephanie!
1682
01:19:24,092 --> 01:19:26,027
- Mark, where are
you!?
1683
01:19:27,028 --> 01:19:28,296
What the fuck?!
1684
01:19:30,198 --> 01:19:31,867
Oh, fuck!
1685
01:19:38,173 --> 01:19:44,946
£ "crazy blues" by mamie
Smith plays on radio £
1686
01:19:47,949 --> 01:19:49,417
Hey!
1687
01:19:49,417 --> 01:19:51,052
Stop!
1688
01:19:51,052 --> 01:19:51,853
Please!
1689
01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:54,122
£ "crazy blues" by mamie
Smith plays on radio £
1690
01:19:58,093 --> 01:19:59,861
What's going on?
1691
01:20:00,061 --> 01:20:02,330
Hey, you okay? What's going on?
1692
01:20:02,330 --> 01:20:04,232
Just get in why don't you, shit.
1693
01:20:04,232 --> 01:20:05,700
I need to get the fuck out of
here!
1694
01:20:05,700 --> 01:20:07,502
I need to go to the police!
- Police?
1695
01:20:07,702 --> 01:20:09,337
Who's chasing you? You okay?
1696
01:20:09,337 --> 01:20:11,907
No, I'm not okay! My friend
was just killed, my other three
1697
01:20:11,907 --> 01:20:14,142
friends are stuck in some
mine shaft near the river...
1698
01:20:14,142 --> 01:20:14,943
Mine shaft?
1699
01:20:15,177 --> 01:20:16,711
Wait, whu... Wait, who's dead?
1700
01:20:16,711 --> 01:20:17,712
What're you... Are you messing
with me?
1701
01:20:17,712 --> 01:20:18,313
What's going on?!
1702
01:20:18,780 --> 01:20:20,916
I need to get the fuck out of
here.
1703
01:20:20,916 --> 01:20:23,919
Well, then alright then. Shit.
1704
01:20:29,357 --> 01:20:30,559
Oh, I love this song.
1705
01:20:31,993 --> 01:20:34,462
You like this song?
1706
01:20:34,462 --> 01:20:36,932
How far away are we from town?
1707
01:20:36,932 --> 01:20:39,301
We ain't going to town.
1708
01:20:39,301 --> 01:20:40,535
What are you talking about?
1709
01:20:40,836 --> 01:20:43,905
Well, I'm sorry, you let it
out. We can't just let you go.
1710
01:20:46,208 --> 01:20:48,009
What are you doing?
1711
01:20:48,009 --> 01:20:49,277
I have a gun, motherfucker!
1712
01:20:49,277 --> 01:20:50,545
Right...
1713
01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:53,281
And if I even see you reach
for it, I got one of these.
1714
01:20:53,281 --> 01:20:56,218
And I'm gonna be jamming
this into you, repeatedly.
1715
01:20:56,218 --> 01:20:59,287
So you're just gonna sit there
and you're not gonna do nothing.
1716
01:20:59,287 --> 01:21:01,523
Now answer my question...
1717
01:21:01,523 --> 01:21:03,658
Do you like this song?
1718
01:21:04,593 --> 01:21:06,127
No...
1719
01:21:06,127 --> 01:21:09,197
I think it's fucking stupid as
fuck!
1720
01:21:17,772 --> 01:21:20,609
Well, that was the wrong thing
to say.
1721
01:21:27,048 --> 01:21:27,949
C'mon...
1722
01:21:27,949 --> 01:21:29,217
Sleep...
1723
01:21:29,217 --> 01:21:32,320
Sleep... that's it. That's it.
1724
01:22:21,036 --> 01:22:22,737
Hello?
1725
01:22:22,737 --> 01:22:23,838
Yeah, I got one of 'em.
1726
01:22:23,838 --> 01:22:24,639
♪inaudible
1727
01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:27,309
Yeah.
♪inaudible
1728
01:22:27,309 --> 01:22:29,477
yeah, I think they let it out.
1729
01:22:29,477 --> 01:22:32,213
♪inaudible
1730
01:22:32,213 --> 01:22:34,215
ah... I was afraid of that.
1731
01:22:34,215 --> 01:22:36,051
Aw, what a waste, man.
1732
01:22:36,051 --> 01:22:39,020
Jeff? Nah, I ain't seen him.
1733
01:22:39,020 --> 01:22:40,588
I'll keep an eye out...
1734
01:22:40,588 --> 01:22:42,390
♪inaudible
1735
01:22:42,390 --> 01:22:44,859
alright, I'll holler at'cha.
1736
01:22:48,363 --> 01:22:50,398
£ "till we meet again" by
Vernon dalhart plays on radio £
1737
01:22:50,398 --> 01:22:52,600
£ "till we meet again" by Vernon
dalhart £ Oh, fuck!
1738
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:53,435
Fuck!
1739
01:22:55,337 --> 01:22:57,439
Now you can go ahead
and scream your little pretty
little head off
1740
01:22:57,439 --> 01:22:58,940
but it ain't gonna do you any
good...
1741
01:22:58,940 --> 01:23:00,508
Ya'll done messed up and we
gotta fix it.
1742
01:23:00,508 --> 01:23:03,078
What the fuck are you talking
about?!
1743
01:23:03,078 --> 01:23:04,612
You went ahead and let it out.
1744
01:23:04,612 --> 01:23:06,448
And now we gotta put it back
in...
1745
01:23:06,448 --> 01:23:08,049
You got the markings on you,
don't you?
1746
01:23:08,049 --> 01:23:09,985
Let what out, you stupid redneck
fuck!?
1747
01:23:09,985 --> 01:23:11,319
Them markings!
1748
01:23:11,319 --> 01:23:12,287
I'm talking about them markings!
1749
01:23:12,620 --> 01:23:14,689
You've been marked. And
now I don't know what it is...
1750
01:23:14,689 --> 01:23:16,691
But we gotta fix this
or we're all in trouble.
1751
01:23:16,891 --> 01:23:18,059
Fucking let me go!
1752
01:23:18,059 --> 01:23:20,061
Now, this on you...
1753
01:23:20,061 --> 01:23:21,629
This is all on you.
1754
01:23:21,629 --> 01:23:23,898
You gotta understand that
your actions have consequences.
1755
01:23:23,898 --> 01:23:26,801
And you just have to
understand that and accept that.
1756
01:23:27,002 --> 01:23:30,438
Trust me. You don't want the
alternative.
1757
01:23:30,438 --> 01:23:32,273
You've already been marked.
1758
01:23:32,273 --> 01:23:33,441
He's got you already.
1759
01:23:33,908 --> 01:23:36,711
There's only one way to set you
free. And you ain't gonna like
it.
1760
01:23:42,283 --> 01:23:43,051
Help!
1761
01:23:43,485 --> 01:23:46,488
- Help,
somebody!
1762
01:23:50,358 --> 01:23:52,093
Fuck you, you motherfucker!
1763
01:23:52,093 --> 01:23:53,061
Help!
1764
01:23:53,828 --> 01:23:56,731
Now, you just can't run from
it, darlin'. It don't work like
that.
1765
01:23:56,731 --> 01:23:58,867
Don't make me chase you...
1766
01:23:58,867 --> 01:24:00,468
Help!!!
1767
01:24:01,936 --> 01:24:03,304
Now you have to be alive for
this to work.
1768
01:24:03,304 --> 01:24:04,005
♪cries, grunts
1769
01:24:04,305 --> 01:24:06,941
I'm trying to help you!!
1770
01:24:06,941 --> 01:24:08,676
What are you
doing please? Help me!
1771
01:24:10,945 --> 01:24:12,147
Fuck you!
1772
01:24:12,147 --> 01:24:15,216
♪crying
1773
01:24:16,718 --> 01:24:18,319
what are you doing?!
1774
01:24:18,319 --> 01:24:21,956
Now this is only gonna
hurt for minute, darlin'
1775
01:24:21,956 --> 01:24:24,426
but you'll be set free
after that, I promise.
1776
01:24:24,426 --> 01:24:25,326
♪sobbing please...
1777
01:24:25,326 --> 01:24:27,395
Honey, this has to happen...
1778
01:24:57,258 --> 01:25:05,066
£ "till we meet again" by Vernon
dalhart continues on radio £
1779
01:25:08,103 --> 01:25:11,005
£ "till we meet again" by Vernon
dalhart ends £
1780
01:25:19,914 --> 01:25:23,118
♪sighs
1781
01:25:23,952 --> 01:25:26,821
Any change?
1782
01:25:27,021 --> 01:25:28,823
Nope. Still just
sittin' there.
1783
01:25:30,592 --> 01:25:34,762
Well, the results are back from
the lab and things just got even
stranger.
1784
01:25:34,762 --> 01:25:38,299
If that's even possible.
1785
01:25:38,299 --> 01:25:41,936
You got an abridged version of
that?
1786
01:25:41,936 --> 01:25:44,839
Long story short:
1787
01:25:44,839 --> 01:25:48,143
That... is one of our missing
persons.
1788
01:25:48,143 --> 01:25:50,044
And the sack he was carrying?
1789
01:25:50,044 --> 01:25:52,147
Contained the other two.
1790
01:25:52,147 --> 01:25:54,849
Or what was left of them,
anyway.
1791
01:25:54,849 --> 01:25:57,886
The blood and DNA matched
the other two, as well as...
1792
01:25:57,886 --> 01:26:00,889
Several other blood types
that are unaccounted for.
1793
01:26:00,889 --> 01:26:03,691
Could be the two we haven't
found?
1794
01:26:03,691 --> 01:26:07,162
Maybe. But not according to the
lab.
1795
01:26:07,162 --> 01:26:09,430
There were no matches in the
database...
1796
01:26:09,430 --> 01:26:12,500
It could be two other people
we don't even know are missing
1797
01:26:14,102 --> 01:26:16,971
here's where it gets strange:
1798
01:26:16,971 --> 01:26:21,442
Our subject here has a long scar
on his abdomen, a surgery scar.
1799
01:26:21,442 --> 01:26:25,813
Albeit, a crude, and poorly done
one.
1800
01:26:25,813 --> 01:26:31,286
But his appendix has been
removed since he's been missing.
1801
01:26:31,286 --> 01:26:33,188
It could have been at his own
hands.
1802
01:26:33,188 --> 01:26:35,657
Or someone with little medical
experience.
1803
01:26:35,657 --> 01:26:37,559
Jesus...
1804
01:26:37,559 --> 01:26:39,527
But...
1805
01:26:39,527 --> 01:26:44,299
Based on the tests of that scar
tissue and of the decomposed
body parts...
1806
01:26:44,299 --> 01:26:49,103
I'd say we're looking at a ten
to fifteen year timeline here.
1807
01:26:49,103 --> 01:26:52,473
But he's only been
missing for three years...
1808
01:26:52,473 --> 01:26:54,275
Lab must've messed it up.
1809
01:26:54,275 --> 01:26:55,243
Trust me...
1810
01:26:55,476 --> 01:26:56,477
They we're just as confused as I
was...
1811
01:26:56,477 --> 01:26:57,111
♪scoffs
1812
01:26:58,112 --> 01:27:01,950
they ran the tests several
times,
and every time the same result
1813
01:27:01,950 --> 01:27:03,484
huh.
1814
01:27:03,484 --> 01:27:06,120
It... just doesn't make any
sense.
1815
01:27:06,120 --> 01:27:07,021
Hmm.
1816
01:27:07,388 --> 01:27:10,658
Now, on further reading,
they found that he was
1817
01:27:10,658 --> 01:27:14,495
surviving on a diet
consisting only of raw meat.
1818
01:27:14,495 --> 01:27:17,298
Raw meat?!
1819
01:27:17,298 --> 01:27:21,135
I guess we know why
you folks were called in...
1820
01:27:21,135 --> 01:27:25,039
Man, this is the craziest shit
I've seen here in forty years.
1821
01:27:26,441 --> 01:27:30,578
This one of your..."X-files"?
1822
01:27:30,578 --> 01:27:33,615
Just call me Dana Scully...
1823
01:27:39,153 --> 01:27:42,357
So, what's your professional
opinion?
1824
01:27:45,793 --> 01:27:49,264
Between you and me? - Mm hmm.
1825
01:27:49,264 --> 01:27:51,399
I haven't a clue.
1826
01:27:51,599 --> 01:27:55,270
And the only person who can
answer that horrible question...
1827
01:27:55,270 --> 01:27:57,038
Is sitting right there.
1828
01:27:57,238 --> 01:28:00,608
Well, it's not too late to turn
around...
1829
01:28:00,608 --> 01:28:03,011
You sure you're up to this?
1830
01:28:03,011 --> 01:28:05,079
It's why I'm here.
1831
01:28:05,079 --> 01:28:07,982
Let's go, detective. -
Alright...
1832
01:28:28,736 --> 01:28:31,306
It is currently...
1833
01:28:31,306 --> 01:28:35,009
1800 hours, November 17th 2019
1834
01:28:35,009 --> 01:28:39,380
special agent Kara mills, along
with detective Harold gardner
1835
01:28:39,380 --> 01:28:41,649
of the Monroe county police
department.
1836
01:28:41,649 --> 01:28:44,752
To interview one "John Doe"
1837
01:28:44,752 --> 01:28:49,057
allegedly known as Mark Aaron
Rogers.
1838
01:28:49,057 --> 01:28:52,126
Of loudon county, Tennessee.
1839
01:28:52,126 --> 01:28:59,500
This is FBI case eight, dash,
hotel, Alpha, dash, two, one,
nine, seven, six
1840
01:29:01,502 --> 01:29:04,038
okay, so...
1841
01:29:04,038 --> 01:29:06,040
Mark...
1842
01:29:06,040 --> 01:29:09,143
Can you state for me your full
legal name?
1843
01:29:14,082 --> 01:29:17,218
Do you know the name "Mark
Rogers"?
1844
01:29:17,418 --> 01:29:20,455
Does that sound at all familiar
to you?
1845
01:29:22,523 --> 01:29:25,827
Are you aware of where you
are and how you got here?
1846
01:29:28,763 --> 01:29:30,698
♪scoffs
1847
01:29:30,698 --> 01:29:37,171
according to your DNA report,
you are Mark Rogers of loudon
county...
1848
01:29:39,207 --> 01:29:43,644
Is that correct?
1849
01:29:43,644 --> 01:29:48,816
Mark, I want you... You
look at these photos...
1850
01:29:48,816 --> 01:29:50,818
Can you do that for me? And...
1851
01:29:50,818 --> 01:29:54,288
Let me know if you recognize
anyone...
1852
01:30:02,330 --> 01:30:04,499
♪agitated
1853
01:30:04,499 --> 01:30:05,400
Mark.
1854
01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:07,034
Mark. Mark.
1855
01:30:07,034 --> 01:30:10,805
Would you save us all a big
headache...
1856
01:30:10,805 --> 01:30:13,040
And answer the questions?
1857
01:30:13,040 --> 01:30:16,477
Mark, it seems as if you
recognize these people...
1858
01:30:16,477 --> 01:30:20,481
Can you tell when me the last
time you saw either of them?
1859
01:30:20,481 --> 01:30:25,319
It's not a box, it's a
doorway...
1860
01:30:25,319 --> 01:30:29,957
What do you mean "it's not a
box, it's a doorway"? What box
are you referring to?
1861
01:30:29,957 --> 01:30:31,426
It...
1862
01:30:31,426 --> 01:30:32,326
Takes them.
1863
01:30:32,326 --> 01:30:33,694
It... took me.
1864
01:30:33,694 --> 01:30:36,798
It's not a box... It's a
doorway.
1865
01:30:36,798 --> 01:30:38,966
Where did you take them, Mark?
1866
01:30:38,966 --> 01:30:42,970
Where did this "doorway" take
them?
1867
01:30:42,970 --> 01:30:45,239
How'd you get back?
1868
01:30:45,239 --> 01:30:48,342
Where have you been this entire
time?
1869
01:30:50,111 --> 01:30:53,448
Jesus, what happened to his
eyes?
1870
01:30:53,448 --> 01:30:56,350
In a dark, dark place.
1871
01:30:56,350 --> 01:30:58,453
Terrible place. - Where, Mark?!
1872
01:30:58,453 --> 01:31:00,788
Where is this doorway?
Where did it take them?
1873
01:31:00,788 --> 01:31:02,256
Terrible, terrible things...
1874
01:31:03,991 --> 01:31:06,160
I'll show you everything...
1875
01:31:09,730 --> 01:31:11,899
- Alright.
Alright motherfucker, get on the
ground!
1876
01:31:11,899 --> 01:31:13,267
♪shouts
1877
01:31:13,267 --> 01:31:14,836
Can we get some help in
here??!
1878
01:31:14,836 --> 01:31:16,471
- Security!!
1879
01:31:19,540 --> 01:31:21,108
- Security!!
1880
01:31:23,744 --> 01:31:26,180
No! No, stay away!
1881
01:31:26,180 --> 01:31:28,115
Stay away from me!!
1882
01:31:28,115 --> 01:31:30,818
Nooooo!
1883
01:31:42,196 --> 01:31:44,499
No!
1884
01:31:44,499 --> 01:31:45,466
Noooooooo!
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