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♪♪ [ “Ruthless People”Performed By Mick Jagger ]
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♪♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Stand up ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Ruthless People ♪
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♪ Ruthless People ♪
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♪ Greedyforever and ever ♪
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♪ Success ♪
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♪ Greedyand ever so clever ♪
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♪ A mess ♪
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♪ Keepin’ their rightto creep into paradise ♪
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♪ They’ll evenblackmail St. Peter ♪
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♪ They’ll pay any price ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Stand up ♪
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♪ Come and see ♪
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♪ Ruthless People ♪
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♪ Greed and eviloh yeah ♪
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♪ You can have itif you want it ♪
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♪ It might takethe rest of your life ♪
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♪ If you want ityou can have it ♪
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♪ Do a balancing acton a knife ♪
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♪ You can have itif you want it ♪
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♪ It fits and gets cheapat the price ♪
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♪ If you want ityou can have it ♪
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♪ Despite your sweet souland your lies ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Ruthless People ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Ruthless People ♪♪
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Carol, did I ever tell you
why I married her?
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Yes, Sam, you told me
many, many--
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Her father was
very, very rich...
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and very, very sick.
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The doctors assured me
he’d be dead any minute.
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There wasn’t
a second to lose.
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I rushed right out and
married the boss’s daughter.
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He was so sick!
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It was like the angel of death
was sittin’ in the room with him,
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watchin’ the clock.
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They pulled the plug
on him.
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He wheezed and shook
for about an hour.
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And then...
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he stabilized.
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That son of a bitch
just got older and sicker.
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And older and sicker!
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And older and sicker!
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- More coffee, sir?
- No!
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I couldn’t wait around any longer.
I went out and made my own fortune.
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The old fart hung in there
for 15 years!
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Finally died
of natural causes.
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I want the rest
of that money!
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His money, her money,
it’s my money!
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I had to live with that squealing,
corpulent little toad all these years!
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God, I hate that woman!
I-I-I--
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I hate the way
she licks stamps.
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I hate her furniture.
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And I hate that little sound
she makes when she sleeps.
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[ Snorting, Baa-ing ]
Ohhh!
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And that filthy, little
shitbag dog of hers... Muffy!
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- Aren’t you scared?
- Scared?
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Hell, no.
I’m lookin’ forward to it.
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My only regret, Carol,
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is that the plan
isn’t more violent.
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Don’t you consider throwing
a body off a cliff in the
dead of night violent?
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Nah! She’ll be unconscious,
knocked out from the chloroform.
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I’m talkin’ about
hands-on involvement.
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Hands-on?
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Ohh. Ohh!
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Oh-ho!
[ Snort ]
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[ Whispering ]
I’m goin’ now. I can’t wait.
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Good luck.
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Barbara, dear,
I have something for you.
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Barbara?
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Where are you, dearest?
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I have something for you.
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Honey?
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Barbara?
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Dumpling?
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Barbara?
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No notes,
no messages.
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This is not like you,
you meticulous bitch!
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It’s just like that woman
to screw this up.
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Damn it!
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What are you doin’ here?Mining the carpetwith little poodle bombs?
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Here! Take a whiff of this,you little fruitcake.
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I’ll kill you!
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- [ Yipping ]
- I’ll wring your neck!
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You hairy rat!
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[ Phone Ringing ]
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- Hello.
- [ Man ] Mr. Stone?
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Listen very carefully.
We have kidnapped your wife.
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We have no qualms about
killing and will do so
at the slightest provocation.
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- Do you understand?
- Who the hell is this?
Is this some joke?
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I have no patience for
stupid questions, Mr. Stone, and
I don’t like repeating myself.
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Do you understand?
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All right, I’m sorry.
Please continue.
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You are to obtain a new, black
American Tourister briefcase,
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- model number 8104.
Do you understand?
- Yes.
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In it you will place
$500,000 in unmarked,
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nonsequentially
numbered $100 bills.
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- Do you understand?
- Sure.
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Monday morning at
11:00 a.m., you will proceed
with case in hand,
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to Hope Street Plaza and
wait for a phone to ring.
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You will receive
further instructions then.
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- Do you understand?
- Yes, I do.
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You’ll be watched at
all phases of execution.
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If anyone is with you or if
any action is not carried out
to our complete satisfaction,
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it will be considered
an infraction of the rules,
and your wife will be killed.
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- Do you understand?
- I believe so.
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If you notify the police,
your wife will be killed.
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If you notify the media,
she will be killed.
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If you deviate from our
instructions in any way
whatsoever, she will be killed.
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- Do you understand?
- Perfectly.
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[ Sirens ]
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[ Reporter ]Just 45 minutes ago,Mr. Stone received a call...
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from a man demandinga ransom for his wife, Barbara.
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[ Muffled Cries ]
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- [ Groan ]
- Kenny!
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[ Barbara Struggling ]
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[ Grunting ]
Grab her legs.
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[ Muffled Cries
Continue ]
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Aah!
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Do you think
she’s dead?
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[ Muffled Cries ]
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Aah!
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Muffled Cries Continue ]
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[ Muffled Cries ]
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You fucked
with the wrong person!
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My husband does business
with the Mafia.
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When they track you down,
you, your entire family,
everyone you ever knew...
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will all get chain saw enemas
and that’s not all!
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Oh, my God!
I’ve been abducted by Huey and Duey.
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An--
[ Sniffing ]
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Jesus Christ!
It smells like a toilet in here!
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- It’s just the ammonia.
- We scrubbed down here for hours
on our hands and knees,
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[ Kenny ]For God’s sake.
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My husband worships
the ground I walk on!
Wait till he hears about this!
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He will explo-o-ode!
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Bye-bye, Barbara.
[ Snickering ]
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In local news, a kidnapping
today in Bel Air.
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Police tell us this woman,
Barbara Stone,
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the wife of clothing tycoon,
Sam Stone,
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was abducted earlier today
from the couple’s estate
on Bellagio Drive.
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Preliminary sources indicated
that Mr. Stone was contacted
late this afternoon...
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and that a ransom demandhas been made. Police officials--
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[ Newscaster #2 ]
...kill Mrs. Stone
if demands were not met.
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It’s on every
goddamn channel!
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Millionaire heiress, Barbara Stone,
has been kidnapped...
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from her
Bel Air mansion.
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What’d he do,
hire a publicist?
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I feel terrible.
Do you feel as guilty as I do?
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Guilty?
Are you kidding?
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He takes our money,
steals your idea,
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goes out and makes
a million dollars,
and you feel guilty?
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I can’t
believe it!
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- How many timeshave we been over this?
- Oh, honey, not again.
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Let me remind youof something.
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You are the spandex
miniskirt king.
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Not him.
He is the spandex miniskirt thief.
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He’s the one
who should feel guilty.
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Look at this.Do you remember this?
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You cried for a week
when you saw this. Look at
the smile on that asshole.
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I know he stole it, but she
really didn’t do anything.
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She was his partner!
Oh, damn it, Sandy.
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Do you enjoy
getting stepped on? Do you?
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’Cause I don’t,
and I don’t feel guilty.
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I take it back.I do feel guilty.
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I feel very guilty.
I trusted a sleazeball
like Sam Stone...
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with our life savings
on a handshake deal,
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and then sat there
and watched him take it
all away from us.
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But that’s over.
We know better now.
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From now on,
we trust no one.
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To hell with everybody else.We’ve got to be ruthless.
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- Think ruthless.
- What if I can’t think ruthless?
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You’ve got to. It’s good for you.
It makes you strong.
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What the hell’s the sense
of being a decent person
when nobody else is?
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Let’s be assholes
and get rich!
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- [ Squealing, Moaning ]
- [ Whirring Noises ]
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Oh, oh! I’m crazy about you,
you big galoot!
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Ooh, you were
somethin’ today!
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- Yeah, it just doesn’t get
any better than this.
- Mmm.
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I’m gonna take
a quick shower.
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- Can you be ready
by the time I get out?
- Ready?
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You’re getting ready
for Sam.
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The video equipment,remember?
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- Tonight’s the night.
- Oh yeah, I knew that.
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- Now, do you remember
where I told you to go?
- Yeah.
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- The old deserted bridge
near the Hollywood sign.
- That’s right.
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You wait for him there.
He’ll be in some rented car.
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He’s afraid of getting blood
on his sports car.
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Get in as close
as you can.
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It’s important you get
a good shot of his face.
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If we can’t recognize him,
we can’t blackmail him.
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You get that videotape of Sam
finishing off his wife,
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and that man will give us
anything we want...
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for the rest of his life.
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Yeah, then we’re off
to Haiti.
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Not Haiti, Tahiti!
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I knew that.
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The passports
came today.
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Cool.
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[ Indistinct Chatter ]
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- Frank, glad you’re here.
- What have we got?
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We found a chloroform-soaked
handkerchief stuffed
way down in the garbage,
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and a tire print on the lawn,
a good one. I’m having the lab
check it out.
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And we found a few drops
of blood in the kitchen.
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- Where’s Mr. Stone?
- He’s upstairs.
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He seems
pretty upset.
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♪♪ [ Rock ]
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- [ Knocking ]
- Yes?
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[ Policeman ]Mr. Stone, Lieutenant Benderand Walters are here.
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They’d like to startas soon as possible.
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I’ll be right there.
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Ow!
Oh, oh!
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[ Groaning ]
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[ Feigned Sobbing ]
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[ Mumbling ]
Hee-hee-hee.
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- I like to hear a woman
make a lot of sound.
- Uh-huh.
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I’ll scream my head off
if you want to, honey.
It’s your money.
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My wife just lays there
like a gunnysack.
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[ Moaning ]
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Oh, my God.
She isn’t dead yet.
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- [ Groaning ]
- He’s gonna kill her right here!
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[ Moaning, Yelling ]
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[ Woman Screaming ]
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Oh, oh.
[ Whining ]
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[ Woman Moaning ]
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[ Woman Screaming ]
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[ Groaning ]
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[ Moaning,
Horn Honking ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Retching ]
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I have no enemies,
at least none that I know of.
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I-- I’m a businessman.
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I manufacture
women’s sportswear.
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[ Policeman ]
I think I’ve heard of you.
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Don’t they call you
the “spandex king”?
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The “spandex miniskirt king.”
You probably read
one of the articles.
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Yeah, it was all his idea...
spandex miniskirts.
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Was there anybody here
today when you came home?
Servants?
244
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,720
- Maids?
- [ Sam ] It was the maid’s day off.
245
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:45,200
Did you notice anything
out of the ordinary
when you came home?
246
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,200
No, not that
I can remember.
247
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:50,160
- What time did you come home?
- It’s the dog!
248
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:54,720
She isn’t
properly house-trained.
249
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,600
No, it’s sweet.
250
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,320
The dog’s
a little diabetic.
251
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,520
I think it’s wine...
252
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:08,120
- Or--
- Oh, I know what that must be.
253
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:12,120
I-- I closed a very
important business deal...
254
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,440
this morning andwhen I came home...
255
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:18,520
I opened a bottle of champagneand-- and as I was...
256
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:22,760
walking through the house,
celebrating,
257
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:26,560
I called to Barbara to come
and share the moment with me.
258
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:31,000
She never came.
259
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,560
Those monsters!
[ Sobbing ]
260
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:37,040
[ Sam Sobbing ]
261
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,920
Earl!
262
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,440
It was horrible.
263
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,800
- She wasn’t drugged or anything.
- What happened?
264
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,920
She screamed
and screamed.
265
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:56,240
God, it took forever.
It must have lasted... two minutes.
266
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,520
He kept stopping and starting.
She’d be at the brink of death
and he’d stop,
267
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,680
let her catch her breath
then start into her again!
268
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:04,840
She’d screamlouder and louder and then,
269
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,640
when she finally died,
270
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:11,240
he looked so satisfied
I thought he was gonna
light up a cigarette afterwards.
271
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:14,480
Son of a bitchenjoyed it!
272
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:18,400
Sam’s just been on TV
claiming she was kidnapped.
273
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,760
She wasn’t kidnapped.
He killed her. I saw it.
274
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,600
Honey, I know.
It’s just an alibi.
275
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,840
He just said that
to throw the police off his trail.
276
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:29,040
You gonna watch that
right now?
277
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:31,440
- I think I should.
- Baby, you don’t wanna see it.
278
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,760
- It’ll make you sick.
- I think I can take it.
279
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,000
Oh, no!
280
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:41,040
- [ Woman On Video Screaming ]
- [ Retching ]
281
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:44,400
- [ Screaming ]
- Ooh! I can’t watch this.
282
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:48,400
[ Doorbell ]
283
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,720
He actually
went through with it.
284
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,040
[ Gasping ]
285
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,760
- Stay in here. Don’t come out.
- What?
286
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,280
Sam’s here!
287
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,840
Ta-da!
288
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:12,200
♪ Zip-a-dee-doo-dah
Zip-a-dee-ay ♪
289
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:15,840
♪ My, oh, my
what a wonderful day ♪
290
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,080
I’ve just been
watching you on TV.
291
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:20,360
- You saw it, huh?
- Good performance, Sam.
292
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:24,280
What a story!
Barbara Stone kidnapped!
293
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:27,240
I couldn’t have made up
anything better. It’s brilliant!
294
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,320
And the press
loves it.
295
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:34,200
- Well, that’s very clever, Sam.
- It’s inspired!
296
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:39,440
Imagine, someone
demanding money from me
to keep Barbara alive.
297
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:43,440
Unbelievable!
Idiots!
298
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,520
Come on,
let’s have a drink.
299
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,520
I can’t stay long.
300
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,760
I’ve gotta get back
and look sad.
301
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:54,120
- Are you sure
the police believed you?
- They ate it up!
302
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,520
I fed ’em a banquet
of bullshit.
303
00:21:56,600 --> 00:22:00,280
I threw ’em off by miles.
All I have to do now...
304
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,920
is just sit back
and do nothing,
305
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:07,120
except, of course,
I have to show up at the
fictitious ransom drop.
306
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,960
- You made up
your own ransom drop?
- Naturally!
307
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:14,080
I got news for you,
Carol.
308
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,640
That woman
ain’t comin’ back.
309
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:20,280
- I know.
- [ Chuckling ]
310
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,320
Did you have
any trouble?
311
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,080
No, I’m tellin’ you
I enjoyed it.
312
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:28,880
- I’m havin’ fun!
- [ Cork Pops ]
313
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,280
We’ll clean the rug,
honey.
314
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:33,440
[ Chuckling ]
315
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,520
For you, my cupcake.
316
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,520
To the kidnappers.
317
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:50,080
To the future
Mrs. Sam Stone.
318
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,720
Whoops!
I gotta run. I’m sorry, honey.
319
00:22:56,760 --> 00:23:01,840
I was hopin’ we’d have time
for little... poke in the whiskers.
320
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,920
- What a shame.
- I’ll take a rain check,
321
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,920
and a few
of these bonbons.
322
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,760
♪ Zip-a-dee-doo-dah ♪
323
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:13,200
♪ Zip-a-dee-ay ♪
324
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:17,640
[ Announcer #1 ]Rock always whines abuseat the opponent too.
325
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:21,120
[ Announcer #2 ]Yes, and I think Murdo’sgonna get a taste of it tonight.
326
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,960
Ooh my, look atall that hair,
327
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,920
or, uh, fur,if you would.
328
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,920
[ Crowd Cheering ]
329
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,240
[ Announcer #1 ]He doesn’t need a coat in wintertime.
330
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:34,080
He’ll just walk aroundlike that and have plenty of heat.
331
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,640
You okay?
332
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,840
[ Sighs ]
333
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,960
- She’s out!
- Help, police!
334
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,240
- Get the chloroform!
- [ Sandy ] Come back, honey.
335
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,920
Police!
Somebody help me!
336
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,360
- [ Groaning ]
- Get me the police.
I’ve been kidnapped.
337
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:22,080
How the hell do I knowwhere I am?
338
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,960
Good.
339
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:29,400
Now, be quiet
and don’t move.
340
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:33,560
Nice faces...
Nice easily-identifiable faces.
341
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:41,360
- Boo!
- I can’t do this anymore!
342
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:46,360
Ow!
God, that hurts!
343
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,840
[ Groaning ]
344
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:07,440
- Aaah!
- Aaah!
345
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:21,320
[ Whirring ]
346
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,440
[ High-Speed Whirring ]
347
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:27,400
Whee-aaah!
348
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:31,000
Oh! Ahh!
[ Muffled Scream ]
349
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,880
Aaah!
350
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:38,240
[ Screaming ]
351
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:42,880
[ Groaning ]
352
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,200
This is Sergeant Blake
at the lab.
353
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:16,160
I’d like a purchase search
on Uniroyal model NXP.
354
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,920
That’s right,
for all of L.A. County.
355
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,200
[ TV Announcer ]This is Action News Break.
356
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,560
Police are now at the scene ofa brutal murder in Inglewood...
357
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:30,240
they believe may be the resultof another attack bythe “bedroom killer.”
358
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:35,920
Investigators are asking anyone
who may have seen this man
to contact them at 555-3421.
359
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:40,160
Police have also issueda warning that this manis extremely dangerous,
360
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:43,120
and citizens should not attemptto apprehend him.
361
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,840
This is Action News Break.
I’m Rick DeReyes.
362
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,360
Away it goes!Trying to beat--
363
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,600
Money, better times, girls.
364
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:56,080
Six. Keep going.
Steady, nice and tall.
365
00:26:56,160 --> 00:27:00,280
Come on, and knees up,feet straight. Get those heels down.
366
00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:04,320
And pull those abdominals in.
Pull ’em in, suck ’em up.
367
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:20,000
If you’re still on that coucheating that doughnut,
368
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,000
put it downand get up!
369
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:25,840
Three, four,
standing nice and tall.
370
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:29,200
Heels down and front.Come on, reach.
371
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:32,120
Shh, shh, shh.
372
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,920
Come on, get those
pepperoni thighs nice and high.
373
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:48,600
And reach!Do it a little higher.Squeeze those buns.
374
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:52,160
Remember, if you don’t,
no one else will.
375
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,640
[ Panting ]
376
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:59,800
- And don’t forget to breathe.
- [ Gasping, Panting ]
377
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:02,600
What if he
doesn’t show?
378
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:06,280
Oh, well then
you get to keep her.
379
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:15,240
Everything’s
gonna work.
380
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,240
I’ll call you.
381
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,360
Sandy,
he’s gonna show!
382
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:34,040
It’s his wife.
383
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:38,200
[ Phone Ringing ]
384
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,600
Where are you, Sam?
385
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:51,600
[ Ringing ]
386
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,840
You son of a bitch!
387
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:02,640
I’m gonna turn
your transmitter on.
388
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,440
- He can’t see the microphone?
- No, it looks fine.
389
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:08,960
Mr. Stone,
telephone.
390
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,760
- Hello?
- [ Kenny ] Mr. Stone, we had a meeting.
391
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,680
Hang on, will ya, Harry?
I have some friends here.
392
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:26,440
Call me on my office line,
555-7583. Right?
393
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:29,440
Business associate.
394
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:33,920
555-7583.
555-7583.
395
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:39,280
[ Ringing ]
396
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,240
Hello?
397
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:45,800
Mr. Stone, why have you
failed to appear at the
designated destination?
398
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,560
Ahem. I just
couldn’t make it.
399
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,560
The cops are there,
aren’t they?
400
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,760
That’s right, the cops
are here, reporters too.
401
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:57,120
All right, Mr. Stone.
I’m a reasonable man.
402
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,880
I’m gonna give you
one more chance.
403
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:03,200
We will reschedule
our rendezvous for Wednesday.
404
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,720
- Do you understand?
- You’re rescheduling?
405
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,720
Yes, I am.
406
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:13,280
- So, she’s still alive?
- She’s in perfect health.
407
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,960
Uh, in our
previous discussion,
408
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,120
you mentioned that
you would, uh...
409
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:22,440
kill my wife if procedure
wasn’t followed accurately.
410
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,240
- That’s correct.
- And that still goes?
411
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:29,280
-Definitely!
-Uh, what method would you use?
412
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,880
How wouldyou kill her?
413
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:35,120
A bullet through the head
at close range.
414
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,800
That would do it,
no question.
415
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,920
Um, well,
you’ve got me convinced.
416
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,920
- Until Wednesday.
- Until Wednesday, then.
417
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,920
Muffy,
418
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,600
you’ve taken your
last piss on my rug.
419
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,920
Tell Mr. Stone it’s time
to leave for the ransom drop.
420
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,160
- I hope he’s not--
- [ Gunshots ]
421
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,040
- Oh, my God!
- [ Gunshots ]
422
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,680
[ Yelping ]
423
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:11,360
It just--
It just went off.
424
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:15,040
♪♪ [ “Dance Champion” PerformedBy Kool And The Gang ]
425
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,640
[ Honking ]
426
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,640
♪♪
427
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:25,920
♪ Coast to coastvia satellite ♪
428
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,360
♪ The greatest showin town ♪
429
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:34,080
♪ Tonight we crownthe champion, yeah ♪
430
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:37,720
♪ So spreadthe word around ♪
431
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:42,640
♪ Who’s the bestpassed the test ♪
432
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,920
♪ Who’s got that lookin their eyes ♪
433
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,880
Better give him
a call.
434
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:58,320
[ Phone Ringing ]
435
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:07,760
- Hello?
- This is Bender.
436
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,440
It’s been over an hour
and he hasn’t shown up.
437
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,600
If they haven’t come by now,
I don’t think they’re gonna show.
438
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:17,200
Why don’t you go on home?
We’ll send an unmarked car
to follow you.
439
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:21,320
All right.
All right.
440
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:30,040
Give me all your money, Jack!
Come on, before I kill you.
441
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,720
Come on!
Come on!
442
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,720
- Here you go.
- Give me your wallet.
443
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,480
Come on, before I stick this
right through your back.
444
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:41,040
- All right, here you go. My wallet.
- Give me all your jewelry,
445
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,720
- your watch, rings, everything.
- Jewelry, watch.
446
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:47,160
You want my underwear too,
you piece of shit? Here.
447
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:54,280
You know, this town has got
some Neighborhood Watch!
448
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,200
I brought you
some more magazines.
449
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:01,600
More magazines?
How long do you plan on
keeping me down here?
450
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:05,280
Well, as soon as
Mr. Stone pays the ransom.
451
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:10,880
- It should be Monday.
- Good. I’d hate to miss
my doctor’s appointment.
452
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,920
Doctor’s appointment?
Why, do you need medication?
453
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,040
I get a
urine injection.
454
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,080
You get
urine injected?
455
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,600
- Why?
- It promotes weight loss.
456
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:25,440
- Does it work?
- Yeah, it works!
457
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:33,840
“Lancôme throat and
firming massage cream.
Sperm whale oil.
458
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:37,680
Royal queen bee jelly.”
I can’t get you these things.
We can’t afford it.
459
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:41,040
That’s not my problem,
it’s yours.
460
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:44,680
Supply these things
and I will tell the jury
you acted humanely.
461
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:48,320
It might make the difference
between life...
462
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,600
and the chair!
463
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,480
[ Groaning ]
464
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,600
Or the gas chamber.
Ssss.
465
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:06,400
[ Gasping,Choking ]
466
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,400
Sometimes,
if it’s a firing squad,
467
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:14,080
they miss allthe major arteries.
468
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:18,480
Bang!
And you don’t die right away.
469
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:23,720
You kinda just...
hang on, bleeding.
470
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,800
Bleeding.
471
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,000
[ Gasping ]
Bleeding...
472
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,000
[ Screaming ]
473
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:34,400
- Endlessly.
- [ Screaming, Crashing ]
474
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:41,320
Now, I want you to mail this
from across town.
475
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,440
I don’t want him seeing
a postmark from my neighborhood.
476
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,320
Right. You’re
good at this.
477
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:52,960
- We can’t be too careful with Sam.
He’s a very suspicious man.
- Yeah.
478
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,560
- I’ve got to see him one more time.
- You do?
479
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:00,920
If I don’t see him
on his birthday, he’ll be
very, very suspicious.
480
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,280
He’ll be expecting
his usual present.
481
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:08,320
[ Sandy ]It’s been horrible.
482
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,280
No matter what I do
or as nice as I can be,
483
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,200
she just
tears into me.
484
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:18,560
- She hates me.
- Sandy, you’re her kidnapper.
485
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:21,920
She’s supposed
to hate you.
486
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,960
I’ll take it.
487
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,680
- Okay.
- Just ignore her.
488
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,560
Heyaah!
489
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,960
- No dinner for you, then.
- Ah, gee whiz!
490
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:43,280
That really hurts.
I’m a real aficionado
of death-camp cuisine.
491
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,280
Look,
492
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:49,440
as long as you’re here,
why don’t you just pretend...
493
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,760
to be a guest.
494
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:54,600
[ Wolf Whistle ]
Nice butt.
495
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:58,960
- That’s what they’ll say.
- I beg your pardon?
496
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:03,280
Nice butt. That’s what
they’ll say on your first day...
497
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,440
in the men’s club.
498
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,440
- Men’s club?
- Mmm.
499
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,800
The San Quentin
country club.
500
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:13,200
With a cute little rear end
like that, you’ll be
the belle of the ball.
501
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:16,440
Your dance card’llbe filled every day.
502
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,640
You’ll be so popular,
503
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:21,800
making all kinds of
new, close friends.
504
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,480
Big, ugly
hairy friends!
505
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,120
Not that you’ll ever see
what they look like,
506
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:31,080
’cause you’ll be facing
the other way.
507
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,320
You’re very good
at this.
508
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,520
You should write
children’s books.
509
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,080
[ Yelping ]
510
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:48,280
- [ Growling ]
- Get outta here, you crotch wet.
511
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,080
Go on, get!
Goddamn you, dog!
512
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:54,160
Yes, your attack dogs,
513
00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:59,480
do they just attack people, or can
you get them to attack little dogs?
514
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:04,960
Oh. Well, what if
you starve them for awhile?
515
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:10,000
Oh. All right,
thank you.
516
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,600
- [ Beeping ]
- Yeah?
517
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:17,080
- [ Secretary ]
Miss Farnsworth to see you.
- Send her in.
518
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,440
Happy birthday, Sam.
519
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,840
I brought you
your present.
520
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:31,840
Oh yeah?
Where is it?
521
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:39,840
Here it is, Sam.
Does it meet with your satisfaction?
522
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:44,160
- Mmm.
- Is there anything else you desire?
523
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,920
How ’bout
a big dog?
524
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:51,720
- Can you get one?
- A big dog?
525
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:56,280
Yeah, like a Great Dane or a mastiff.
How big does a shepherd get?
526
00:37:56,360 --> 00:38:01,520
Sam, as sexually provocative
as I like to think I am--
527
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:06,000
I’m not askin’ you
to screw the dog, Carol.
528
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:09,000
It’s for me.
529
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,760
♪♪ [ Rock ]
530
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,440
See, that’s what I’ve got,
the Dominator X-1.
531
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:20,320
- It’s the best speaker they carry.
- It’s really pretty.
532
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,600
- Can I help you?
- Yeah, uh--
533
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,600
- Hi.
- Hi.
534
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:28,040
Candy’s here to get a stereo,
and I’m here to see she
doesn’t get ripped off.
535
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,440
Don’t worry,
I’m not like the others.
536
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,480
How much did you
want to spend?
537
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,800
- $800.
- $500.
538
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:39,240
Okay, I think I have an idea
what to show you.
539
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:42,120
- Let’s start with speakers.
- Okay.
540
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:45,560
Over here, we have a great speaker,
Sentry EV-1.
541
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:48,560
Consumer Stereo has
just rated this a best buy.
542
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:51,800
- I have a pair myself.
- Yeah, uh, what do you
think of this one?
543
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:55,120
The Dominator X-1?
544
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,080
The Dominator’s a good
marketing idea,
545
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,880
but it’s really not
a good speaker.
546
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:06,440
We give it a 500% markup,so we sell it at 50% off,
547
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,000
give the customer the illusion
he’s getting a deal,
548
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,000
and we still makea bundle.
549
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:14,960
- But it’s so big and impressive!
- Size means very little.
550
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:18,280
Bigger is not
necessarily better.
551
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:21,280
I sound like Dr. Ruth.
552
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:26,640
- You mean the Dominator’s
like a, uh--
- Well,
553
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:30,280
the Dominators are very popular
with men who like to have bigger...
554
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,280
uh--
555
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:35,400
- Equipment?
- Exactly!
556
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,560
All right,
let’s try this one.
557
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,600
Knees bent down,
hips tucked under.
558
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:46,320
We’re gonna work on the waist.We’re gonna loosen it up.Take the arms left and right.
559
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:49,920
Out, and reach as far
as you can.
560
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,160
Keep going.
Okay, left.
561
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:55,720
This time hold it over to the left.Reach as far as you can.
562
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,440
Reach the right armup to it and take it out.
563
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:02,080
Very slowly twist
through the rib cage.
564
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:06,200
Slowly lengthen,
lift that right leg up and hold it.
565
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,400
Aaah!
566
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:12,000
Keep holding it. Great!
Doesn’t that feel good?
567
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,440
Muffy?
568
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,640
- Oh, Muffy? [ Kissing Sounds ]
- [ Growling ]
569
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:25,960
[ Yipping ]
570
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:29,360
Muffy, meet Adolph.
571
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:32,360
Adolph, eat Muffy!
572
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,400
[ Barking ]
573
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,080
Bon appetit, Adolph.
574
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:41,280
[ Muffy Yipping ]
575
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,680
Junk, garbage,
garbage, junk.
576
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,840
What do we got here?
577
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:10,080
[ Woman Moaning ]
578
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,440
- Oh-ho-ho.
- [ Moaning ]
579
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:24,120
[ Screaming ]
580
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:30,600
“I thought you might find
this interesting.
581
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:33,440
An Anonymous Friend.”
582
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:36,080
- [ Moaning ]
- More!
583
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,240
[ Chuckling ]
584
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:41,400
- [ Hand Vacuum Whirring ]
- [ Laughing ]
585
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:44,600
[ Phone Ringing ]
586
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:48,600
- Hello.
- [ Sam ] Carol, I got your tape.
587
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,480
[ Gasp ]
What are you talking about?
588
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,920
The tape...
the videotape.
589
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,440
What makes you think
it was me?
590
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,600
Who else would send me
something like this?
591
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,680
[ Moaning ]
592
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,280
It’s Sam.
He’s onto us.
593
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:08,240
How in the hell did you
get this, Carol?
594
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,240
A friend of mine
took it.
595
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:14,000
It’s terrific. I know why
you sent me this tape, honey.
596
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,080
And you know what
I’m gonna do?
597
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:20,240
I’m gonna do the same
damn thing with you.
598
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:25,800
And you, too, could
scream your brains out
because no one’s gonna hear.
599
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:29,960
You are gonna be
beggin’ me for mercy,
600
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:31,960
whimpering.
[ Chuckle ]
601
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,320
Oh, here she goes again.
Listen to this.
602
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,360
This is my
favorite part.
603
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:41,320
[ Screaming, Moaning ]
604
00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:46,960
[ Panting ]
605
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:51,360
He’s gonna kill me.
He’s gonna torture me and kill me.
606
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:55,200
I can’t stay here.
I’m gonna have to stay...
607
00:42:56,720 --> 00:42:58,640
at your place.
608
00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:00,800
[ Truck Horn Blasts ]
609
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:05,760
♪♪ [ Rockabilly, Indistinct ]
610
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:21,440
Don’t worry, honey.
Stay here as long as you want.
611
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,600
Oh, shoot!
612
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,680
Crockett and Tubbs,they’re floatin’.
613
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,840
[ Carol ] I can’tjust sit here and wait for him...
614
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,880
to track me downand kill me.
615
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:36,200
We’ve got to get Samput in jail.
616
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,640
I want you to make
another copy of that tape,
617
00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:42,760
and this one’s
for the police.
618
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:50,840
[ Ringing ]
619
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:55,000
[ Ringing ]
620
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,600
[ Footsteps ]
621
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,880
So, I guess it’s just a matter of time
before you’re caught,
622
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,960
right, honeybun?
623
00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:13,960
Barbara, I want to ask you
a personal question.
624
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,440
You and
Mr. Stone,
625
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:22,400
did you get along?
626
00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:25,920
[ Footsteps ]
627
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:29,160
So, what did
she say?
628
00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:32,080
She just
insulted me.
629
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000
I don’t think
he loves her.
630
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:40,600
Let’s face it,
she’s not Mother Teresa.
Gandhi would have strangled her.
631
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:43,280
What are we
gonna do, Kenny?
632
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:46,440
I’m tired of being scaredall the time every day.
633
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,640
I can’t take this
anymore.
634
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:51,240
I know he’s bluffing.
635
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,280
I just know it.
636
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:58,680
I’ve got to be
really tough with him.
637
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:02,320
Never let the seller know
you’re hot to trot.
638
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,640
Tell him youhaven’t got the money.
639
00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:07,680
[ Phone Ringing ]
640
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:10,360
Hello.
Debbie?
641
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,840
Yeah, Debbie’s here.
Who’s this?
642
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:17,800
Well, Ralph, Debbie
can’t talk right now.
My dick’s in her mouth.
643
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:21,080
How ’bout if I have
her call you back when I’m done.
644
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,200
I love wrong numbers.
645
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:26,880
Anyway, tell ’emyou don’t have the money,
646
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,680
that it’s all tied up
in investments or some crap.
647
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,680
[ Ringing ]
648
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:35,720
Hang on! A bad salesman
will automatically drop his price.
649
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:40,360
Bad salesmen make me sick.Hello.
650
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:44,640
Mr. Stone,
do you love your wife?
651
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:47,480
Hang on. Would you excuse me
for a moment, please?
652
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,720
Oh, sure, Mr. Stone.
653
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,000
- [ Door Closing ]
- Go ahead.
654
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:59,560
Mr. Stone, you love
your wife, don’t you?
655
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,960
Sure, I love my wife.
656
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:06,040
Mr. Stone, we demand
a satisfactory explanation...
657
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,920
why you haven’t shown
with the money.
658
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:12,600
Look, pal, you’re asking a lot
of cash. I haven’t got that
kind of money around the house.
659
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,320
It’s all tied up
in investments, so, uh, sorry.
660
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:18,280
Sorry?
What do you mean, sorry?
661
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:21,240
- No can do.
- What?
662
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:24,440
No deal. You have to take
your business elsewhere.
663
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:27,120
- What?
- No “cash-ola.”
664
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:32,920
Uh, wh-wh-what
about, uh... less?
665
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,200
You make me sick.
Make me an offer.
666
00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:39,680
Uh, bring--
667
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:46,920
Bring... 50,000
in unmarked bills...
668
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:51,800
to the same phone
at noon on Thursday.
669
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:54,440
Thursday.
Tomorrow’s Thursday.
You mean, tomorrow?
670
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:58,480
Yes, tomorrow!
Bring 50,000 tomorrow!
671
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:01,000
And if I don’t?
672
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:04,160
Then the next time you see
your wife, pal, will be in the morgue.
673
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:18,160
Mr. Stone,
I have bad news.
674
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:20,160
We think we’ve found
your wife.
675
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:24,520
We’ll need you to come with us
to identify the body.
676
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:47,000
That’s not her.
677
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:50,120
[ Walters ]There must be some mistake.
678
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:53,120
We want the woman who was
brought in this morning.
679
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:57,600
Oh, Jane Doe 56?
She’s in the next room.
680
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:14,440
It looks like her,
a lot like her.
681
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,880
But it’s not her.
682
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:23,760
My Barbara!
She’s alive!
683
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,600
♪♪ [ “Modern Woman”Performed By Billy Joel ]
684
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:32,560
♪♪
685
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:35,160
♪ You see her sittin’ withher coffee and her paper ♪
686
00:48:35,240 --> 00:48:39,000
♪ With her high-top sneakersof Italian design ♪
687
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:42,680
♪ With her long, cool stareshe aggravates attention ♪
688
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:46,160
♪ Makes up her facewhile she makes up her mind ♪
689
00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:49,440
♪ Now you’re in troublemaybe she’s an intellectual ♪
690
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:52,440
♪ What if she figures outyou’re not very smart ♪
691
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:55,320
♪ Or maybe she’s the quiet typewho’s into heavy metal ♪
692
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:59,480
♪ You’ve got to get it settled’cause she’s breakin’ your heart ♪
693
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,040
♪ Don’t tryto put on an act ♪
694
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:06,280
♪ You can’t do thatto a modern woman ♪
695
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:08,120
♪ And you’re anold-fashioned man ♪
696
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:12,920
♪ She understandsthe things you’re doin’ ♪
697
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:17,120
♪ She’s a modern woman ♪
698
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:32,920
♪ She’s a modern woman ♪
699
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:38,320
♪ She’s a modern woman ♪♪
700
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:42,320
[ Woman Moaning ]
701
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:49,120
- [ Moaning ]
- More!
702
00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:59,000
[ Beeping ]
703
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,280
Yes?
704
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:07,760
Sir, there’s someoneon the phone. They saythey sent you that tape.
705
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,880
Put ’em through,
please.
706
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,680
Hello.
707
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:18,840
Hello. Is this
Chief Benton?
708
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,360
Uh, y-yes.
709
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,040
I’m the one who
sent you the tape.
710
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:26,360
Have you had
a look at it yet?
711
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:29,040
Yes, I just saw it.
712
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:32,480
- So, what do you think?
- Well, obviously...
713
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:35,360
it’s very upsetting.
714
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,160
- This whole thing’s making me ill.
- I agree.
715
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:42,120
That poor woman, she had
to go through a living hell.
716
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:45,680
- I’d rather die a quick death.
- All right! All right!
717
00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:47,680
What do you want
from me?
718
00:50:47,720 --> 00:50:52,240
Well, arresting Sam Stone
would be a good start.
719
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:55,520
You want me to
arrest Sam Stone?
720
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:59,520
Any special reason why
I should arrest him?
721
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:03,560
- For murdering his wife!
- Murder?
722
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:07,360
Well, uh,
all right, okay.
723
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:10,880
You know, it’s not gonna be easy.
I’ll need evidence.
724
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:15,440
That tape isn’t enough
to convince you? Jesus!
725
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:18,760
Think of the publicity
you’ll get.
726
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,760
All right, all right.
I’m convinced.
727
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:25,000
- I’ll have Sam Stone arrested.
- Thank you.
728
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:31,600
Sam Stone?
729
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:47,640
- Chief Benton.
- The investigation has
taken a new direction.
730
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,880
We’ve reason to believe
Stone may have murdered his wife.
731
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,560
- Mr. Stone? Oh, no.
- You heard me.
732
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:58,360
- I want this placed combed until
something is found. Got it?
- Yes, sir.
733
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:00,960
[ Yipping ]
734
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:04,440
Muffy,
there you are.
735
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:06,480
Ahh.
736
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:09,720
Where have you been,
huh? Good girl.
737
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:13,520
Ah, yeah, the big dog
won’t hurt you, huh?
738
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,680
He’s just a big--
739
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,840
[ Policeman ]Chief Benton!
740
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:41,360
- What is it?
- I found this in the backyard.
741
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:44,040
Chloroform.
And Officer Williams
found snapshots...
742
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,280
of Mr. Stone
and another woman.
743
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:49,880
Really?
744
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:03,000
Jackpot!
745
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:15,360
Mr. Kessler?
Ken Kessler?
746
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:18,080
- Yes?
- We’re police officers.
747
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,320
I’m Lt. Bender.This is Lt. Walters.
748
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:22,520
May we have a wordwith you, please?
749
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:25,440
Oh, sure.
Uh--
750
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:29,080
Come upstairs.
We can talk in the salesmen’s office.
751
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:41,960
- [ Kenny ] Have a seat.
- Thank you.
752
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,680
Mr. Kessler,
over a week ago...
753
00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:48,360
a lady named Barbara Stone
was kidnapped from her Bel Air home.
754
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:52,400
- Are you familiar with the case?
- Yeah, I read about it.
755
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:57,960
We believe the vehicle
the kidnappers used left a
tire print in her driveway.
756
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:01,680
We took a mold of that print,had our lab analyze it, and theresults were rather interesting.
757
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:05,560
[ Walters ] These are
the prints of the kidnapper’s car,
758
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:08,280
and these are the prints
of your car.
759
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:11,120
[ Beeper ]
760
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,600
Is there a phone
I can use?
761
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:18,000
Uh, sure,
it’s right over there on the desk.
762
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:27,120
Amazing similarity!
763
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:29,400
Would you excuse me
for a second?
764
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:34,040
I’ve got to go to the bathroom.
I’ve got a touch of the stomach flu.
765
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:37,160
Sure, go right ahead.
766
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:42,080
Chloroform? What
about fingerprints?
767
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:45,160
Bingo!
We have a winner.
768
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:54,160
You won’t believe this.
They found evidence implicating Stone.
769
00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:58,040
- Stone? You’re kidding?
- Chloroform and fingerprints.
770
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:00,560
I’ll be damned.
Let’s get out of here.
771
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:03,160
- Where’s Kessler?
- In the john.
772
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:06,360
- [ Grunting ]
- [ Glass Breaking ]
773
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:09,240
[ Grunting ]
774
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:11,640
Stomach flu.
775
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:14,600
Mr. Kessler?
776
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:17,040
I’ll b-beright out.
777
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:20,000
Don’t bother, sir.
Thank you for your help.
778
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,000
We’ll just show
ourselves out.
779
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:25,400
[ Loud Groaning ]
780
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:44,560
- Hello.
- All right, Mr. Stone.
781
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,920
We came very close
to killing your wife,
782
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,920
but she begged us repeatedly
for just one more chance.
783
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,920
So in the spirit of
compassion and mercy,
784
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,560
we decided not to kill her
just yet.
785
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:59,080
Compassion and mercy?
786
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:02,320
What the hell’s going on
over there? I thought
you people were ruthless!
787
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:07,120
- We are, Mr. Stone.
- Then what’s this phone call about?
788
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,360
We called to make you
an offer,
789
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:12,520
- an offer even you can’t refuse.
- Oh?
790
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:15,400
Yeah.
10,000.
791
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:17,640
Fat chance!
792
00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:21,520
Mr. Stone, this is no joke!
We’re desperate people.
793
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:25,160
I believe this is a joke, pal,
and you’re it.
794
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:28,080
The last time we spoke,
you said my wife would be...
795
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:30,640
in the morgue
if I didn’t pay.
796
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:33,560
Well, I didn’t pay and
today I was at the morgue.
797
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:36,240
She wasn’t there.
You lied to me.
798
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:38,760
- You know what I think of you?
- No.
799
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:42,000
You got no nuts!
What do I have to do?
800
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:47,040
Put a gun in your hand, aim,
and pull your finger down,
you spineless wimp?
801
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:51,320
I dare you
to kill her!
802
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:56,240
Now that
oughta do it.
803
00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:02,280
Hey, you?
Wanna sell me a stereo?
804
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:05,040
- Yeah, I’ll sell you a stereo.
- All right.
805
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:09,480
I’m lookin’ for something
real hot. I don’t wanna
get ripped off, you know?
806
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:11,360
Okay.
807
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:14,880
You’re looking for some
real hot speakers, right?
808
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:18,000
I’m not talking about
something you just listen to.
809
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:22,360
- I’m talking about the kind
of sound you can feel.
- Yeah!
810
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:24,360
- You know what I mean.
- Yeah!
811
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:28,280
When it comes to great stereo,
you can’t beat big speakers.
812
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:33,080
I’m talking about big speakers
with big woofers like this.
813
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:37,480
You can get this. It has
a nice little eight-inch
woofer, or this ten-incher.
814
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:40,840
Over here we have
a nice big 12-inch.
815
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:45,840
But I can tell by the look
on your face, man, you want
something even bigger.
816
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,760
- Fuck, yeah!
- “Fuck, yeah” is right.
817
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:51,720
We gotta go to
the big room for this!
818
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:55,120
The big room!
Check it out, my man.
819
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:58,800
The flagship of the
entire Dominator line. The MX-10.
820
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:00,920
I have a pair
of these myself.
821
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:04,040
30 inches of thigh-slappin’,
blood-pumpin’ nuclear brain damage!
822
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:07,440
Bitchin’!
Hey, what’s the fucking cost?
823
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:10,320
That’s the bitchin’
part about it. It don’t matter.
824
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:14,320
If you can’t afford it,
fuckin’ finance it!
825
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:16,640
♪♪ [ Loud Hard Rock ]
826
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:21,120
♪♪
827
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,160
Yeah!
Whoo!
828
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:28,480
♪♪
829
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:32,000
So what if it’s as big
as a Subaru and costs as much!
830
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:34,160
You’ll never have
to trade this in.
831
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:37,200
This is gonna be with you
for the rest of your life.
832
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:39,920
And when you die,
they can bury you in it!
833
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:42,320
I want it!
834
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:50,120
♪♪
835
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:54,560
This guy is okay.
First guy I feel I can really trust.
836
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:58,160
Wait a minute.
Why don’t I show you something else?
837
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:02,720
They’re not very big,
but Consumer Stereo
rates them a best buy.
838
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:05,640
The Sentry EV-1s.
And they’re not gonna break you.
839
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:07,840
Pick ’em up.
That’s it.
840
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:10,800
Kick it out.
Two more.
841
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:14,880
That’s it!
Whew, I’m pooped.
842
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:18,400
- Let’s take a break.
- Take a break?
Come on, you little wimp!
843
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:20,480
Let’s go!
844
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,680
Here’s your lunch.
845
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:31,000
It’s fruit salad.
You seem to like that the most,
846
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:34,120
although you still don’t eat
as much as you should.
847
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:38,840
My body’s become a
more efficient machine.
I go farther with less food.
848
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:41,960
You must be in
pretty good shape by now.
849
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:44,880
You certainly look good.
850
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:46,920
You’ve lost a lot
of weight.
851
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:51,720
Huh?
What?
852
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:57,320
Oh, yeah, you’ve lost a lot
of weight, at least 20 pounds.
853
00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:59,880
What?
854
00:59:59,960 --> 01:00:02,080
Tw--
855
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:04,320
Do you have
a scale?
856
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:12,040
- I don’t know how to thank you!
- Thank me?
857
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:16,120
I’ve been to...
ten different fat farms in,
858
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:18,320
God, I don’t know
how many years.
859
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:22,800
And I lost a total,
a total of six pounds.
860
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:27,200
I have lost
20 pounds!
861
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,720
I wasn’t sure,
but...
862
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:37,000
it felt thin.
863
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:40,600
You wouldn’t have a--
never mind.
864
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:43,120
- A-- A what?
- No, no, no.
865
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:45,320
It’s very silly.
866
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:47,320
No, what?
Please tell me.
867
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:51,760
All my life I wanted to have
a slinky little figure...
868
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:56,120
so I could wear some
Bill Blass or Valentino,
869
01:00:56,200 --> 01:01:00,480
some exotic evening gown
like Christian Dior, Jerry Galanos.
870
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:03,920
Are you kidding me?
You’re kidding me, aren’t you?
871
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:09,120
I’m sorry. I know
it’s ridiculous to think
that somebody of your,
872
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:14,080
- well, moderate means--
- I’ll be right back.
Just don’t go anywhere.
873
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:25,120
- Sam Stone?
- Yeah?
874
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:27,400
Mr. Stone,
you’re under arrest.
875
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:29,840
For mixing
cotton with silk?
876
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:38,520
This is absolutely
beautiful!
877
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:41,480
Whose design is this?
Is this Bill Blass? Albert Nipon?
878
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:44,000
- Nah, too conventional.
- Halston?
879
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:46,440
I know who did it.
Oscar de la Renta.
880
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:49,800
I designed it.
881
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:53,040
Get outta here!
Really? Wow!
882
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:55,800
You’re a professional.
883
01:01:55,880 --> 01:02:00,880
- Nah.
- You are! This is sensational.
Do you have any more?
884
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:02,960
Wait!
885
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:08,360
♪ I won’t do you no harmno ♪
886
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:14,200
♪ You’ve got to be all mineall mine ♪
887
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:16,960
♪ Ooh, foxy lady ♪
888
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:21,240
[ Giggling ]
889
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:23,240
♪ Foxy ♪
890
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:29,600
So, Sam told you
I was his partner?
891
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:33,360
No way! He was
just passing the buck.
892
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:36,080
Oh, God.
893
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:38,640
So, when do I
get out of here?
894
01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:40,640
As soon as Mr. Stone
pays the ransom.
895
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:44,880
What’s the problem?
What is the ransom?
896
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:48,440
It, it was $500,000.
897
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:51,240
That shouldn’t be
a problem.
898
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:54,000
He complained.
899
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:56,280
He complained?
900
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:59,280
And then we dropped our price
to $50,000.
901
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:02,600
- Yeah?
- He didn’t pay.
902
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,800
He didn’t pay?
903
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:08,920
So now what?
904
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:13,000
So now...
905
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:17,080
we’re dropping our price again
to $10,000.
906
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:20,480
Do I understand this
correctly?
907
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:23,280
I’m being
marked down?
908
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:26,320
What is this?The bargain basement?
909
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:34,960
I’ve been kidnapped
by Kmart!
910
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:38,520
Don’t cry, Barbara.
911
01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:45,480
Hey, check it out.
912
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:51,320
You sure got
a pretty mouth.
913
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:53,640
All right, Stone,let’s go.
914
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:56,840
- Hey, was it something I said?
- Yeah.
915
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:01,480
Although this is
a capital crime,
916
01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:04,640
the accused is an upstanding
member of the community,
917
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:07,720
a responsible andsuccessful businessman...
918
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:11,120
and has never beforeposed a threat to society.
919
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:14,520
Bail will be granted
and set at...
920
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:19,120
- $700,000.
- You want to try for a reduction?
921
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:22,040
No, pay the ticket
and let’s get the hell out of here.
922
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:24,800
That filthy slug!
That screeching little witch!
923
01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:27,400
- That pasty-faced troll!
- The judge?
924
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:30,320
My wife!
I gotta get her back!
925
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:35,000
- Sandy?
- Kenny?
926
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:40,480
It’s over. Sam isn’t going
to pay the ransom.
927
01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:43,120
He couldn’t care less.
I’m no criminal.
928
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:46,160
I can’t even sell retail...
and that’s legal.
929
01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:49,120
- We gotta get packing
and get outta here.
- Oh, Kenny!
930
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:53,880
I’ve got some very
interesting news for you.
931
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:56,960
I am the new rising star...
932
01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:59,600
- in high fashion!
- Let’s get a grip on ourselves.
933
01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:03,840
Try to be calm. We’re
going down to Mexico
for a couple of years.
934
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:06,360
- We can camp on the beach.
- Does that mean we let Barbara go?
935
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:08,960
- We’re not going
to take her with us.
- Good.
936
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:12,520
- ’Cause I’ve already let her go.
- What? You let her go?
937
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:19,600
[ Kenny ]Oh, my God!
938
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:22,480
- You didn’t let her
just run right out of here?
- Yeah!
939
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:24,640
- Oh, my God!
- Why not?
940
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:28,680
She knows where we live.
She’ll turn us in.
The police will be here.
941
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:31,320
You don’t understand.
She really likes us now.
942
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:34,560
I showed her my gowns.
She loves them.
943
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:37,400
We’re all going into
business together.
944
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:40,480
- We’re gonna open our
fall line in Paris.
- She told you this?
945
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:42,760
Yes. She really,
truly loves me.
946
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:44,760
She can be trusted.
She’s changed!
947
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:47,560
Changed? What’d you do?
Perform an exorcism?
948
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:51,240
Ken, she lost
nearly 20 pounds.
949
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:56,240
Well, you just had to be there.
It was a very special moment.
950
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:58,920
[ Knocking ]
951
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:06,480
I’m surprised
they knocked.
952
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:17,280
Good afternoon.
We’re wondering if
you’ve seen this man.
953
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:20,440
He was sighted in the area
a few weeks ago and then
again this morning.
954
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:23,320
He’s psychotic, extremely
dangerous and violent.
955
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:26,640
- He’s killed half a dozen people.
- I gotta get outta here.
956
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:29,040
My wife,
she’s late for work.
957
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:33,200
Doesn’t look familiar.
958
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:37,360
Keep this and give us a call
at this number in case you do see him.
959
01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:42,800
Under no circumstances should
you try to subdue him yourself.
He’s extremely violent.
960
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:46,720
He looks it. Thank you
very much, Officer.
961
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:54,720
Sandy?
962
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:57,440
It’s okay.
It’s okay!
963
01:06:57,480 --> 01:06:59,880
They’re looking
for somebody else.
964
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:20,400
I’ll get the other suitcase
from the basement.
965
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:54,720
Hello?
966
01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:57,280
Hello?
967
01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:01,000
Anybody home?
968
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:04,640
Oh, hello. Are you a friend
of Ken and Sandy’s?
969
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:12,160
You...
look like my mother.
970
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:14,440
I hate my mother.
971
01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:26,520
No.[ Whimpering ]
972
01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:30,240
[ Gasp ]
973
01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:34,640
You-- You look
just like my father.
974
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:36,720
I hate my father!
975
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:38,760
[ Scream ]
976
01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:41,080
Jesus.
977
01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:43,960
[ Barbara ]What the hell was that?
978
01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:46,920
[ Sandy ]Honey, don’t touch him.
979
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:50,760
Oh, my God.
It’s the bedroom killer.
980
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:53,360
He told me I look
like his mother.
981
01:08:53,440 --> 01:08:55,720
He hates his mother.
982
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:57,880
He’s dead.
983
01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:01,600
[ Barbara ]So, if I look like his mother...
984
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:04,800
and you look like
his father,
985
01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:08,120
this is what our sonwould look like.
986
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:12,880
- Pretty strong argument
for birth control.
- What do we do now?
987
01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:17,400
Barbara, what
are you doing here?
988
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:29,360
[ Barbara ]I got it! I tell you, I’ve got it.
989
01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:31,360
Listen to this.
All right.
990
01:09:31,440 --> 01:09:35,720
Sam arrives on a motorcycle
wearing shorts, no shoes,
no shirt, nothing.
991
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:38,240
Maybe we’ll just put him
in a jockstrap.
992
01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:42,080
We send him all over town in
the middle of a hot, sunny day.
993
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:44,720
Sam burns real easily.
He’ll be bright red.
994
01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:47,640
I can’t believe
this is happening.
995
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:50,720
[ Barbara ]Then he’s got to cover himselfwith honey and go to a bee farm.
996
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:55,840
- We make him dance so
the bees go absolutely nuts!
- I don’t think she really--
997
01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:59,040
Then we all watch while
they sting him to death!
998
01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:01,120
Yeah!
999
01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:04,880
Don’t we want a punishment
that’ll keep stinging him
the rest of his life?
1000
01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:08,760
My God, he must’ve been
seeing this woman for years.
1001
01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:12,360
Castrate him!I want to castrate him.
1002
01:10:15,640 --> 01:10:18,960
Wouldn’t it be better
if we struck at the core
of Sam’s being,
1003
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:22,280
- his reason for living?
- What would that be?
1004
01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:24,520
His testicles!
1005
01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:27,840
Would you know in
complete detail what Sam’s
total net worth would be,
1006
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:31,560
not just the big stuff,
the little stuff too,
down to the last penny?
1007
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:34,520
Yeah...
I think so.
1008
01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:39,320
Good. I want you
to write it down in
as much detail as you can.
1009
01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:42,360
Fire up the stove.
Get the tofu burgers
from the freezer.
1010
01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:44,400
We’re calling Sam.
1011
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:22,120
My tux,my silk tux.
1012
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:26,240
Et tu, Adolph?
Et tu?
1013
01:11:26,320 --> 01:11:29,040
[ Whimpering ]
1014
01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:35,600
[ Phone Ringing ]
1015
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:41,280
- Hello?
- [ Kenny ] Hi, Sam.
1016
01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:45,280
Oh, thank God it’s you!
I’ve been thinking about
your last offer.
1017
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:47,720
I think you’re right.
I cannot refuse.
1018
01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:50,920
$10,000 is fair
and totally acceptable.
1019
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:53,920
She’s in bad shape, Sam.
We’ve been torturing her.
1020
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,280
- [ Sizzling ]
- Aaah!
1021
01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:58,080
[ Sizzling ]
1022
01:11:58,120 --> 01:12:00,720
- Aaah!
- Don’t kill her!
1023
01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:05,080
We found out your wife
is worth quite a bit
more than $10,000.
1024
01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:07,160
- What do you mean?
- We changed our minds.
1025
01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:09,400
We’ve upped
the ransom.
1026
01:12:09,440 --> 01:12:12,080
- To what?
- We’re up to $2 million.
1027
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:13,920
$2 million?
1028
01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:17,560
You outta your fucking mind?
Where’d you get an incredible
figure like that?
1029
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:20,080
Oh, you’d be surprised at
the quality and quantity...
1030
01:12:20,120 --> 01:12:22,760
of information a
lit cigarette can provide.
1031
01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:25,920
[ Barbara Screaming ]
1032
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:28,160
- [ Kenny ] What else?
- Shh!
1033
01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:32,880
Gems! He’s got
rare gems in the safe.
Oh, Sam, forgive me.
1034
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:37,360
- What kind of gems? How many?
- I don’t know.
1035
01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:41,200
- Aaah!
- [ Sizzling ]
1036
01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:43,520
Aaah!
1037
01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:48,080
Four flawless
one-karat diamonds!
1038
01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:51,480
The bitch blabbed.
1039
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:56,080
Apparently, you got
a million-two built up in
equity on Sam’s Sportswear,
1040
01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:58,920
another 350,000
in your pension plan.
1041
01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:01,640
General Dynamics closed
at 75 and 3/4 today,
1042
01:13:01,720 --> 01:13:04,440
which brings another
175,000 to the party.
1043
01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:09,320
45,000 for the Excalibur
and now there’s the four
one-karat diamonds in the safe.
1044
01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:12,880
You inhuman slime!
1045
01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:15,640
[ Dial Tone ]
1046
01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:17,800
[ TV Announcer ]
After his release yesterday,
1047
01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:20,000
Mr. Stone continued
to deny the charges...
1048
01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:24,240
despite what the district
attorney’s office insists
is overwhelming evidence.
1049
01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:28,600
Overwhelming evidence is right!
What more do they want?
1050
01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:31,560
How could
they let him go?
1051
01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:37,240
- Hello?
- Hello. It’s me again.
1052
01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:39,880
I see Sam Stone’s
been released.
1053
01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:44,080
It’s not easy keeping a man in jail
with these liberal courts.
1054
01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:46,800
A man is innocent
until proven guilty.
1055
01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:50,560
Well, how do you think
these courts would feel...
1056
01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:55,560
- if I gave that tape to the media?
- Oh, my... God.
1057
01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:58,520
Yeah!
They’d go crazy for it.
1058
01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:01,160
They love to show
sick stuff like that.
1059
01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:05,080
It’d probably be on national TV
24 hours a day for weeks!
1060
01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:07,240
I bet that’d get
a hell of a reaction.
1061
01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:11,280
Please, please
don’t do that.
1062
01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:13,720
Where’s your sense
of compassion?
1063
01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:16,360
Why do you have
to be so vicious?
1064
01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:20,080
Vicious?
Have you seen that tape?
1065
01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:22,960
Come on!
What’s the big deal?
1066
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:26,080
It’s just a lonely man who
wanted a little excitement.
1067
01:14:26,160 --> 01:14:30,960
That kind of thing happens every day.
Everybody does it!
1068
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:33,560
I don’t believe this.
1069
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:37,040
I don’t believe
you said that!
1070
01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:39,400
Men get the urge.
1071
01:14:39,440 --> 01:14:42,440
- We’re only human.
- You’re sick.
1072
01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:45,920
Hello? No,
don’t hang up on me!
1073
01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:51,520
- So, what’d he say?
- Something strange
is happening here.
1074
01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:54,880
Either the chief
is a complete moron,
1075
01:14:54,960 --> 01:14:58,320
and complete
morons are rare,
1076
01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:03,200
or he’s playing games
with me.
1077
01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:07,160
We better find someplace
where we can look at that tape.
1078
01:15:12,360 --> 01:15:14,280
- This is perfect.
- It is?
1079
01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:16,280
Give me the tape.
1080
01:15:21,880 --> 01:15:23,840
Okay.
1081
01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:30,520
- [ Moaning ]
- [ Man ] Ho, ho-ho!
1082
01:15:32,280 --> 01:15:37,080
- You idiot! This isn’t Sam.
- And he isn’t killing her.
1083
01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:39,160
[ Woman ]
That’s my husband!
1084
01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:43,520
Barbara really
was kidnapped.
1085
01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:46,800
She really was kidnapped!
I didn’t kill her.
1086
01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:49,080
Please believe me.
You gotta be there.
1087
01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:51,880
They’re comingthis time for sure.
1088
01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:56,520
I think the deli’s using
a different mustard.
The last time it was tangier.
1089
01:15:56,560 --> 01:15:59,240
Jesus Christ!
I’m pleading for my life...
1090
01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:03,640
and you’re discussing
the inconsistency of
lunch meat condiments!
1091
01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:05,840
Haven’t you heard
a word I’ve said?
1092
01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:08,880
[ Phone Ringing ]
1093
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:12,360
God!
1094
01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:18,320
I’m sorry, Mr. Stone,
but since the house
is in your wife’s name,
1095
01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:21,440
as well as her other
15 million in assets,
1096
01:16:21,520 --> 01:16:25,160
you’re not legally
entitled to it as long
as your wife is alive.
1097
01:16:25,200 --> 01:16:29,240
However, you’ve got
a million-two built up
in equity in your business,
1098
01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:32,520
another 350,000in your pension plan.
1099
01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:36,400
You’d have no problemusing that as collateral.
1100
01:16:36,480 --> 01:16:38,760
All right.
Let’s do it!
1101
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:53,960
[ Phone Ringing ]
1102
01:16:54,040 --> 01:16:56,240
- Hello?
- [ Carol ] Sam?
1103
01:16:56,320 --> 01:17:00,440
Carol! Where the hell
have you been?
I’ve called you 100 times.
1104
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:03,520
Sam, I miss you.
How have you been?
1105
01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:07,240
I’m going crazy over
this kidnapping thing.
1106
01:17:07,320 --> 01:17:10,880
- And the cops won’t do
a damn thing to help me.
- Why?
1107
01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:14,040
They don’t believe me.
They think I made up
the kidnapping.
1108
01:17:14,120 --> 01:17:17,560
They won’t even show up
at the ransom drop to see
if I’m telling the truth!
1109
01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:20,880
You’re gonna be all by
yourself? That’s terrible.
1110
01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:23,240
How much money
is it?
1111
01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:26,360
- $2.2 million.
- Cash?
1112
01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:28,360
Of course it’s cash.
1113
01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:31,080
Have you ever heard of
a kidnapper taking a check?
1114
01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:33,480
Where are you going
to give them the money?
1115
01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:36,600
I mean, I, I hope
it isn’t dangerous.
1116
01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:40,280
I’ve gotta go to
a phone booth...
1117
01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:43,400
on Hope Street Plaza.
1118
01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:16,680
[ Ringing ]
1119
01:18:19,240 --> 01:18:21,360
- Hello?
- [ Barbara ] Sam!
1120
01:18:21,440 --> 01:18:25,360
It’s so nice tohear your voice.How’s Muffy?
1121
01:18:25,440 --> 01:18:27,520
Listen, Sam,
we don’t have much time.
1122
01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:29,920
There’s a gun
pointed at my head.
1123
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:34,160
They’re making me give
the ransom instructions in
case the police are listening.
1124
01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:38,480
You must make sure
there are no police,
otherwise they’ll kill me.
1125
01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:41,640
Nope. No cops.
1126
01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:43,960
Now, have you got
all the money?
1127
01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:49,040
$2.2 million in unmarked,
nonsequential bills?
1128
01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:51,320
You miserable
scum-sucking pig!
1129
01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:56,600
Oh, honey, I’m so sorry.
They made me say that.
1130
01:18:56,680 --> 01:18:59,880
- Yeah, I got all the money.
- It’s there in the briefcase?
1131
01:18:59,960 --> 01:19:03,360
You scumbag!
You lowlife motherfucker!
1132
01:19:03,400 --> 01:19:06,520
Oh dear.
They made me say that too.
1133
01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:10,680
- It’s in the case, yeah.
- The Rolex too? The gold Rolex?
1134
01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:13,960
Who said anything about the Rolex?
They never mentioned the Rolex.
1135
01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:16,880
They want the Rolex
and your pinkie ring!
1136
01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:21,800
Honey, they tortured me with cigars.
I had to tell them everything.
1137
01:19:31,680 --> 01:19:33,640
All right.
What else?
1138
01:19:33,720 --> 01:19:37,120
That’s it!
Just wait there.
1139
01:19:47,680 --> 01:19:49,720
Bag, please.
1140
01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:54,480
Come on,
give me the bag!
1141
01:19:58,640 --> 01:20:00,520
Freeze!
1142
01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:13,800
Put the bag down and
put your hands on your head.
1143
01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:15,480
Bender!
1144
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:18,400
They’re from the government.
They’re here to help you.
1145
01:20:18,440 --> 01:20:21,080
I said no police.
Do you know what this means?
1146
01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:23,080
[ Kenny ]Stay back.
1147
01:20:23,160 --> 01:20:28,000
They touch me and I give
the order to kill! Got it?
1148
01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:31,040
Leave me alone
or she’s a dead woman.
1149
01:20:31,080 --> 01:20:35,800
- You want her blood on your hands?
- What do you think?
1150
01:20:35,880 --> 01:20:39,640
- Let’s just follow him home.
- Okay, let him go.
1151
01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:42,000
What?
1152
01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:44,040
- What are you doing?
- Gimme it!
1153
01:20:44,080 --> 01:20:46,040
Let go.
Tell him to let go.
1154
01:20:46,080 --> 01:20:49,240
- If he doesn’t let go
I give the order.
- Go ahead, give the order.
1155
01:20:49,280 --> 01:20:52,080
Let go!
She’s a dead woman if he doesn’t!
1156
01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:54,240
All right,
1157
01:20:56,840 --> 01:20:59,440
drop it.
1158
01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:02,040
Punk.
1159
01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:04,920
[ Ringing ]
1160
01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:10,040
Hello?
1161
01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:13,240
Hello?
1162
01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:15,920
This is Lt. Bender.
What are you doing?
1163
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:20,080
I’m taking my money.
You got your man.
The rest is your problem.
1164
01:21:20,160 --> 01:21:24,960
Mr. Stone, you may be guilty
of obstructing justice,
aiding and abetting a felon,
1165
01:21:25,040 --> 01:21:27,560
accomplice to kidnapping
and possibly murder.
1166
01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:31,920
My advice to you is
to drop the gun, give back the bag.
1167
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:36,960
We have 150 officers,
75 cars and two helicopters.
He won’t get away.
1168
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:51,520
- That’s better.
- Here!
1169
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:53,960
What are
you doing here?
1170
01:21:54,040 --> 01:21:57,960
Tell them to get outof here! If they don’t go, she’s dead!
1171
01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:01,840
All right, gentlemen,
clear the street, please.
1172
01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:06,920
You too, Mr. Stone.Back away.
1173
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:08,960
That’s better.
1174
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:20,200
[ Walters ]You can go now.
1175
01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:23,840
Don’t follow me.
Understand?
1176
01:22:23,960 --> 01:22:26,320
[ Walters ]We understand.
1177
01:22:28,640 --> 01:22:32,320
- Don’t move!
- Who the hell are you?
1178
01:22:32,360 --> 01:22:35,520
What the hell
is going on?
1179
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:38,480
I’m robbing you!
1180
01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:43,000
- Stop him!
- [ Gunshot ]
1181
01:22:43,080 --> 01:22:48,320
- Did you shoot at me?
- No, you moron.
There’s police all over.
1182
01:22:48,440 --> 01:22:50,400
Hundreds of ’em!
1183
01:22:50,480 --> 01:22:53,120
Do I look
that stupid?
1184
01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:57,000
Yes, you do!
1185
01:22:57,120 --> 01:23:00,360
If you shot at me,
where’s your gun?
1186
01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:03,280
Well, you’re too sharp for me!
You got me figured out.
1187
01:23:03,360 --> 01:23:05,640
I don’t have one.
1188
01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:07,600
[ Gunshot ]
1189
01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:11,640
That was
a brand new tire.
1190
01:23:13,080 --> 01:23:15,240
Give me your keys.
1191
01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:18,080
- I don’t believe this!
- [ Bender ] Give the bag to Bozo,
1192
01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:23,160
drop the gun andput your hands in the air.
1193
01:23:24,280 --> 01:23:26,840
Who said that?
1194
01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:31,640
This could very well
be the stupidest person
on the face of the earth.
1195
01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:37,800
Perhaps we should
shoot him.
1196
01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:40,920
[ Bender ]It’s the police department.
1197
01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:42,960
Really?
1198
01:23:43,040 --> 01:23:48,240
No! We’re the NationalRifle Association!
1199
01:23:55,880 --> 01:23:58,320
Christ!
1200
01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:16,040
I’m leaving now.
They said they wouldn’t follow me.
1201
01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:20,680
♪ Hey ♪
1202
01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:24,360
♪ Stand up ♪
1203
01:24:24,400 --> 01:24:27,280
♪ Ruthless People ♪
1204
01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:31,840
♪ Watch yourself ♪
1205
01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:34,480
♪ Hey ♪
1206
01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:37,920
♪ Stand up ♪
1207
01:24:39,480 --> 01:24:42,760
♪ Ruthless People ♪
1208
01:24:42,840 --> 01:24:46,680
♪ Ruthless People ♪
1209
01:24:46,720 --> 01:24:51,480
♪ You can have itif you want it ♪
1210
01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:54,840
♪ It might takethe rest of your life ♪
1211
01:24:54,880 --> 01:24:58,320
♪ If you want ityou can have it ♪
1212
01:24:58,360 --> 01:25:07,600
♪♪
1213
01:25:07,680 --> 01:25:11,040
- ♪ Ruthless People ♪
- They’re still following me.
1214
01:25:11,120 --> 01:25:14,160
I should have known.
I knew this wouldn’t work.
1215
01:25:14,240 --> 01:25:16,880
You can’t trust
the police!
1216
01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:32,160
Oh, God.
Oh... boy.
1217
01:25:32,200 --> 01:25:35,440
- He’s cornered and he knows it.
- I hope he doesn’t hurt anybody.
1218
01:25:57,640 --> 01:26:01,120
I’m not going to jail!
I’m not going to jail!
1219
01:26:04,480 --> 01:26:05,800
Oh, my God!
1220
01:26:07,080 --> 01:26:10,200
[ Honking ]
Hey, look out!
1221
01:26:10,280 --> 01:26:12,000
[ Honking ]
1222
01:26:12,040 --> 01:26:14,040
Watch it!
1223
01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:32,200
[ Woman ]Somebody help! He’ll drown!
1224
01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:35,120
- The water’s way too cold.
- There’s riptides.
1225
01:26:35,200 --> 01:26:38,120
- I’ve seen sharks.- Somebody call an ambulance.
1226
01:26:38,160 --> 01:26:40,160
Look there!
1227
01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:42,200
That’s money!
1228
01:26:50,280 --> 01:26:52,200
My money!
1229
01:26:52,280 --> 01:26:55,000
Let’s get the coast guard
and fish him out.
1230
01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:00,120
You can’t do that!
1231
01:27:00,160 --> 01:27:02,520
That’s not your money!
1232
01:27:02,560 --> 01:27:05,880
That’s my money!
Stop ’em!
1233
01:27:05,960 --> 01:27:07,520
Aaah!
1234
01:27:29,520 --> 01:27:31,760
The bedroom killer!
1235
01:27:31,840 --> 01:27:34,520
[ Sam ]What about the money?
1236
01:27:34,560 --> 01:27:37,840
They recovered a
few thousand dollars.
The rest washed away.
1237
01:27:37,920 --> 01:27:41,880
He said if anything
went wrong,
1238
01:27:41,960 --> 01:27:44,400
they’d kill Barbara.
1239
01:27:44,480 --> 01:27:48,160
Things couldn’t have gone more
wrong than this, could they?
1240
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:53,040
That means she’s dead.
1241
01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:03,680
[ Sobbing ]
1242
01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:05,480
[ Laughing ]
1243
01:28:19,840 --> 01:28:21,960
- Mrs. Stone!
- I’ll be damned!
1244
01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:24,000
- Mrs. Stone?
- Yes.
1245
01:28:24,080 --> 01:28:26,920
I’m Lt. Walters.
We’re glad to see you’re okay.
1246
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:29,600
I’m sorry to have to ask
you to do this right now,
1247
01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:33,320
but I’m afraid we need you
to identify the body.
1248
01:28:37,040 --> 01:28:39,960
Yes!
That’s him!
1249
01:28:40,040 --> 01:28:42,120
Oh, I could
never forget that face.
1250
01:28:42,160 --> 01:28:44,240
What hell
he put me through.
1251
01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:46,560
- You’re sure he worked alone?
- Positive.
1252
01:28:46,640 --> 01:28:51,680
- He mentioned a partner.
- He was schizophrenic.
He thought he had partners.
1253
01:28:51,760 --> 01:28:53,720
Where’s Sam?
1254
01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:55,680
He’s over there,
Mrs. Stone.
1255
01:28:55,760 --> 01:28:58,400
Would you excuse me
for a moment?
1256
01:28:58,480 --> 01:29:00,680
I’d just like to be alone
with my husband.
1257
01:29:00,720 --> 01:29:03,280
- Certainly.
- Thank you.
1258
01:29:04,960 --> 01:29:07,560
Hello, Sam.
1259
01:29:10,760 --> 01:29:12,840
Barbara!
1260
01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:16,440
You look terrific!
1261
01:29:16,520 --> 01:29:19,200
You think so?
1262
01:29:20,800 --> 01:29:22,360
I mean,
1263
01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:24,640
- you’re so thin.
- Really?
1264
01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:27,800
Does it show?
1265
01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:34,080
I mean,
you’re beautiful!
1266
01:29:34,160 --> 01:29:37,840
- Oh, Sam!
- Oh, Barbara!
1267
01:29:40,040 --> 01:29:43,160
I hope my marriage
is as strong as theirs after 15 years.
1268
01:29:43,240 --> 01:29:46,000
I can’t believe
we doubted Stone’s
affection for his wife.
1269
01:29:46,080 --> 01:29:49,000
- We almost blew it.
Thank God she’s alive.
- [ Grunting ]
1270
01:29:49,080 --> 01:29:53,040
Ol’ buddy, you work,
you put in long hours.
It’s a tough beat.
1271
01:29:53,120 --> 01:29:55,720
But it all seems worth it
when you get a moment like this.
1272
01:29:55,800 --> 01:29:57,880
[ Walters ]Yeah, I love a happy ending.
1273
01:29:58,000 --> 01:30:00,280
[ Grunting ]
Barbara!
1274
01:30:00,320 --> 01:30:02,280
[ Splash ]
1275
01:31:00,120 --> 01:31:04,520
♪♪ [ “Modern Woman” ]
1276
01:31:04,600 --> 01:31:14,040
♪♪
1277
01:31:14,160 --> 01:31:16,720
♪ You see her sittin’with a coffee and a paper ♪
1278
01:31:16,800 --> 01:31:20,440
♪ With her high-top sneakersof Italian design ♪
1279
01:31:20,480 --> 01:31:24,080
♪ With her long, cool stareshe aggravates attention ♪
1280
01:31:24,160 --> 01:31:27,480
♪ Makes up her facewhile she makes up her mind ♪
1281
01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:30,800
♪ Now you’re in troublemaybe she’s an intellectual ♪
1282
01:31:30,840 --> 01:31:33,800
♪ What if she figures outyou’re not very smart ♪
1283
01:31:33,840 --> 01:31:37,000
♪ Maybe she’s the quiet typewho’s into heavy metal ♪
1284
01:31:37,080 --> 01:31:40,920
♪ You’ve got to get it settled’cause she’s breaking your heart ♪
1285
01:31:40,960 --> 01:31:42,480
♪ Don’t try toput on an act ♪
1286
01:31:42,480 --> 01:31:47,640
♪ You can’t do thatto a modern woman ♪
1287
01:31:47,720 --> 01:31:49,400
♪ When you’re anold-fashioned man ♪
1288
01:31:49,480 --> 01:31:54,320
♪ She understandsthe things you’re doing ♪
1289
01:31:54,400 --> 01:31:58,200
♪ She’s a modern woman ♪
1290
01:31:58,280 --> 01:32:02,680
♪♪
1291
01:32:02,760 --> 01:32:05,680
♪ She looks sleekshe seems so professional ♪
1292
01:32:05,760 --> 01:32:09,040
♪ She’s got a lot of confidenceit’s easy to see ♪
1293
01:32:09,120 --> 01:32:12,440
♪ You want to make a movebut you feel so inferior ♪
1294
01:32:12,480 --> 01:32:16,080
♪ ’Cause under that exterioris someone who’s sleek ♪
1295
01:32:16,120 --> 01:32:18,720
♪ She’s got styleshe’s got her own money ♪
1296
01:32:18,800 --> 01:32:22,800
♪ So she’s not another honeyyou can quickly disarm ♪
1297
01:32:22,880 --> 01:32:25,920
♪ She’s got the eyesthat make you realize ♪
1298
01:32:25,960 --> 01:32:29,560
♪ She won’t be hypnotizedby your usual charm ♪
1299
01:32:29,640 --> 01:32:36,360
♪ You’ve got your plan of attackthat won’t attracta modern woman ♪
1300
01:32:36,440 --> 01:32:38,160
♪ When you’re anold-fashioned man ♪
1301
01:32:38,240 --> 01:32:42,960
♪ She understandsthe things you’re doin’ ♪
1302
01:32:43,040 --> 01:32:47,440
♪ She’s a modern woman ♪
1303
01:32:47,480 --> 01:32:51,240
♪♪
1304
01:32:51,320 --> 01:32:54,640
♪ As time goes by andyou’re sharing an apartment ♪
1305
01:32:54,720 --> 01:32:57,680
♪ She says she loves youbut she doesn’t know why ♪
1306
01:32:57,760 --> 01:33:01,000
♪ The morning she gives youyour coffee and your paper ♪
1307
01:33:01,080 --> 01:33:04,880
♪ It’s a strange situationfor an old-fashioned guy ♪
1308
01:33:04,960 --> 01:33:08,120
♪ But times have changedthings are not the same, baby ♪
1309
01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:10,960
♪ You won’t be changedit’s your bad attitude ♪
1310
01:33:11,040 --> 01:33:14,480
♪ Rock ’n’ roll just usedto be for kicks andnowadays it’s politics ♪
1311
01:33:14,520 --> 01:33:18,320
♪ And after 1986what else could be new ♪
1312
01:33:18,360 --> 01:33:24,960
♪ You’ve got to learnto relax and facethe facts of a modern woman ♪
1313
01:33:25,040 --> 01:33:26,760
♪ And you’re anold-fashioned man ♪
1314
01:33:26,800 --> 01:33:31,640
♪ She understandsthe things you’re doin’ ♪
1315
01:33:31,720 --> 01:33:35,640
♪ She’s a modern woman ♪
1316
01:33:35,760 --> 01:33:38,400
♪♪
1317
01:33:38,440 --> 01:33:42,040
♪ She’s a modern woman ♪
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