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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:24,122 --> 00:00:28,222 We live in the most beautiful country in the world. 4 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:32,054 And all other countries envy us. 5 00:00:32,132 --> 00:00:35,656 Indeed, our capital is not some Tokyo or Rio de Janeiro, 6 00:00:35,735 --> 00:00:38,473 but the beautiful Moscow. 7 00:00:38,551 --> 00:00:41,023 A city with unique ancient architecture, 8 00:00:41,102 --> 00:00:43,094 wide boulevards, 9 00:00:43,172 --> 00:00:47,759 a city inhabited by good and intelligent people. 10 00:00:47,969 --> 00:00:50,423 "City in the Sky". 11 00:00:51,397 --> 00:00:56,214 Only in Moscow, driving oncoming traffic is the safest. 12 00:00:56,292 --> 00:01:00,181 Only in Moscow can you be born, live happily 13 00:01:00,259 --> 00:01:02,960 and be worthy to die in a traffic jam. 14 00:01:03,038 --> 00:01:06,999 Only in Moscow has a fourth ring road already been launched, 15 00:01:07,077 --> 00:01:10,646 superimposed just above the third. 16 00:01:11,452 --> 00:01:17,113 Only in Moscow, in order to eat a doner, you have to catch it first. 17 00:01:17,426 --> 00:01:21,762 Only in Moscow, even bums have passports with multiple visas 18 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:24,030 for Schengen countries. 19 00:01:24,110 --> 00:01:27,125 Well, let's find out! 20 00:01:27,203 --> 00:01:29,951 Take the fur, and fill in the documents! 21 00:01:30,030 --> 00:01:34,577 Tourists from all over the world flock every day here, in Moscow. 22 00:01:34,682 --> 00:01:38,740 It's to Moscow that they come to lose their virginity, 23 00:01:38,819 --> 00:01:43,948 and are deprived of money, documents and mobile phones. 24 00:01:44,026 --> 00:01:49,076 It's in Moscow that 50% of residents are oligarchs, 25 00:01:49,154 --> 00:01:53,273 and the remaining 50% - candidate oligarchs. 26 00:01:54,004 --> 00:01:57,167 And this is Viktor Maryanovich Ryabushkin: 27 00:01:57,245 --> 00:01:59,353 exception to the rule. 28 00:01:59,431 --> 00:02:01,629 He is so rich that, compared to him, 29 00:02:01,707 --> 00:02:05,026 all other oligarchs are candidate oligarchs. 30 00:02:05,236 --> 00:02:10,724 Viktor Maryanovich is the first official multi-oligarch. 31 00:02:11,619 --> 00:02:16,624 And this is Viktor Mariyanovich's home, made simply and tastefully. 32 00:02:16,702 --> 00:02:21,019 A maisonette carved into a giant gold ingot 33 00:02:21,097 --> 00:02:25,578 and an anatomical toilet bowl filled with the tears of the envious. 34 00:02:27,289 --> 00:02:32,931 - And Raphael, is he real too? - Yes, just like everything else in this room. 35 00:02:33,009 --> 00:02:36,817 Viktor Maryanovich's food is prepared in his restaurant 36 00:02:36,895 --> 00:02:41,772 in his Paris and delivered by his plane to his Moscow. 37 00:02:42,121 --> 00:02:45,035 And this is Viktor Maryanovich's right hand: 38 00:02:45,113 --> 00:02:46,738 Bison. 39 00:02:46,816 --> 00:02:48,782 Bison lost his eye in the 1990s, 40 00:02:48,861 --> 00:02:51,311 stabbing himself at... but that doesn't matter. 41 00:02:51,389 --> 00:02:53,242 All of Moscow wants to know: 42 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:56,439 where did Viktor Maryanovich get so much money from? 43 00:02:56,517 --> 00:02:59,805 Okay, I'll let you in on my secret. 44 00:02:59,883 --> 00:03:04,874 And Viktor Maryanovich's terrible secret is kept by Venus de Milo herself. 45 00:03:04,953 --> 00:03:08,985 It is enough to touch her marble nipples, 46 00:03:09,063 --> 00:03:13,868 and an electronic mechanism is activated. 47 00:03:13,946 --> 00:03:17,719 Ladies and gentlemen, before you there is an ancient talisman: 48 00:03:17,797 --> 00:03:21,311 Genghis Khan's golden balls. 49 00:03:21,937 --> 00:03:25,124 They bring money to whoever owns them. 50 00:03:25,202 --> 00:03:29,229 - This is funny. - Bison! Are you having fun, gentlemen?! 51 00:03:29,502 --> 00:03:34,300 Then watch. All I have to do is rub 52 00:03:34,378 --> 00:03:36,011 Genghis Khan's golden balls to change everything. 53 00:03:36,089 --> 00:03:39,709 You see, I'm rubbing my balls and the price of oil is doubling. 54 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:42,147 - Unbelievable! - And now I will do like this, 55 00:03:42,225 --> 00:03:47,103 and the Ukrainian hryvnia is worth 10 times more than the US dollar. 56 00:03:47,313 --> 00:03:50,857 Don't worry, gentlemen, I'm not crazy. 57 00:03:52,470 --> 00:03:56,677 However, Viktor Maryanovich's secret had one small downside. 58 00:03:56,756 --> 00:03:59,677 It should not be known for too long. 59 00:04:01,986 --> 00:04:04,984 Viktor Maryanovich, we won't tell anyone. Right, gentlemen? 60 00:04:05,062 --> 00:04:07,632 - Don't get agitated! - The sea is agitated, 61 00:04:07,710 --> 00:04:11,933 but I punish. I punish severely! 62 00:04:13,070 --> 00:04:16,719 Although he was afraid that someone would find out his secret, Viktor Maryanovich 63 00:04:16,797 --> 00:04:22,288 just couldn't help revealing it. He really wanted to brag. 64 00:04:23,540 --> 00:04:26,568 This was repeated over the years, until Viktor Maryanovich 65 00:04:26,646 --> 00:04:30,184 destroyed all his relatives, friends, classmates, 66 00:04:30,262 --> 00:04:33,503 classmates' friends, the friends of his classmates' friends, 67 00:04:33,581 --> 00:04:35,685 and all for one reason: 68 00:04:35,763 --> 00:04:39,932 No one should know about Genghis Khan's golden balls. 69 00:04:40,616 --> 00:04:43,385 Dzamshut, look! The movie is starting! 70 00:04:43,464 --> 00:04:47,460 Oh, zoom fly, sun, sun fly. 71 00:04:47,539 --> 00:04:51,473 Three letters: "T N T"! 72 00:04:51,551 --> 00:04:55,090 "Truly Necessary Television" 73 00:04:55,168 --> 00:04:58,686 I translated everything correctly. 74 00:04:58,764 --> 00:05:01,418 Dark. Lightning, lightning flew. 75 00:05:01,496 --> 00:05:03,944 Look, lightning flies 76 00:05:04,022 --> 00:05:06,427 surrounded by darkness. Hit it! 77 00:05:06,505 --> 00:05:09,208 SO-ME-DU. 78 00:05:09,286 --> 00:05:15,074 TOGETHER OUR WORD, OPEN WORD. PRODUCTS, PRODUCTS SELL. 79 00:05:15,674 --> 00:05:18,650 ...products are sold in the club. 80 00:05:18,728 --> 00:05:23,509 ... Here comes the hallucination, like when we overate poisonous mushrooms. 81 00:05:23,587 --> 00:05:26,178 RARK PRODUCTION 82 00:05:26,256 --> 00:05:30,260 Enough, Dzahmshut, quiet, the movie has started. 83 00:05:41,033 --> 00:05:45,589 No one should know about Genghis Khan's golden balls. 84 00:05:47,329 --> 00:05:51,946 You see, Bison, I have everything a man could wish for. 85 00:05:52,572 --> 00:05:56,204 But my happiness is gone. 86 00:05:56,282 --> 00:05:58,814 Viktor Maryanovich, 87 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:01,961 somewhere around Chiศ™inฤƒu lives an aunt, a gypsy fortune teller. 88 00:06:02,039 --> 00:06:04,339 She does such miracles, you wouldn't believe it. 89 00:06:04,418 --> 00:06:07,309 May she help you become happy. 90 00:06:07,387 --> 00:06:10,698 Tomorrow we fly to your gypsy. 91 00:06:11,012 --> 00:06:13,534 Also, look, we broke down the walls. 92 00:06:13,612 --> 00:06:17,608 Get someone to fix it all. 93 00:06:18,486 --> 00:06:22,465 Just let him be a real professional. 94 00:06:28,095 --> 00:06:31,200 Lara, this is some really important guy. 95 00:06:31,278 --> 00:06:34,667 He looks like an oligarch. I cheated him out of 70,000 euros. 96 00:06:34,745 --> 00:06:38,408 I'm going to get the order now. Greet me. 97 00:06:40,239 --> 00:06:42,550 I told him I have some superworkers from Switzerland. 98 00:06:42,656 --> 00:06:44,802 They repaired Ksenia Sobchak herself. 99 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:46,931 They built the Olympic Village. 100 00:06:47,009 --> 00:06:48,611 Briefly, I fooled him. 101 00:06:48,689 --> 00:06:52,793 Now my fools will arrive and they will fix everything for three rubles! 102 00:06:54,868 --> 00:06:56,994 A proven method. 103 00:07:01,652 --> 00:07:04,026 Honk your mother! 104 00:07:05,952 --> 00:07:11,363 You are here because you were recommended as a true professional. 105 00:07:11,781 --> 00:07:16,266 Leonid! Can you see the floor you're standing on? 106 00:07:17,057 --> 00:07:19,460 Yes, thank you, Viktor Maryanovich. 107 00:07:19,538 --> 00:07:22,315 Did you know, Leonid, that this 108 00:07:22,393 --> 00:07:25,638 is not just a floor, but Indonesian boxwood? 109 00:07:25,717 --> 00:07:29,585 No... I mean... yes, thanks. 110 00:07:30,042 --> 00:07:34,516 One such board costs $80,000. 111 00:07:37,479 --> 00:07:43,329 On this carpet, in the 4th century BC, stood the Persian king Darius I. 112 00:07:45,273 --> 00:07:50,868 Leonid, everything should be ready by tomorrow. 113 00:07:51,390 --> 00:07:53,996 Oh, your advance? 114 00:07:54,310 --> 00:07:56,499 Bison! 115 00:08:00,504 --> 00:08:02,381 Thanks. 116 00:08:04,660 --> 00:08:07,898 Viktor Maryanovich, everything will be fine, don't worry! 117 00:08:08,108 --> 00:08:13,881 Parents worry, but I punish. I punish severely! 118 00:08:18,751 --> 00:08:22,960 70,000 euros, Lara! Start counting! 119 00:08:23,066 --> 00:08:26,610 Briefly, we will have a wedding like normal people. 120 00:08:26,688 --> 00:08:31,253 No, I didn't pay for the restaurant, Lara. How could I have paid if I didn't have money?! 121 00:08:31,331 --> 00:08:34,965 I'll go and pay now. I've already found 122 00:08:35,070 --> 00:08:36,798 the Italian restaurant you've been dreaming of. 123 00:08:36,828 --> 00:08:39,664 What's it called? "Rustavelli". 124 00:08:39,743 --> 00:08:43,072 Yes, a real Italian restaurant, I tell you! 125 00:08:43,150 --> 00:08:47,434 How can an Italian restaurant be called "Rustavelli"? 126 00:08:47,956 --> 00:08:54,172 I spoke to the chef yesterday, he has an Italian accent. 127 00:08:55,690 --> 00:08:59,933 Lara, I'll call you later. My two fools must have landed. 128 00:09:00,011 --> 00:09:01,710 Kisses. 129 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:07,363 Our wedding will be in a real Italian restaurant. 130 00:09:07,441 --> 00:09:10,768 Isn't it great, mom? Well done, isn't it, dad? 131 00:09:10,847 --> 00:09:15,054 Lara, do you really not like Gena Krivopalov? 132 00:09:15,159 --> 00:09:17,465 Mom, first of all, I love Lenya. 133 00:09:17,543 --> 00:09:20,252 And secondly, Gena Krivopalov is a fool. 134 00:09:20,330 --> 00:09:23,765 That's why his father works in the embassy in Yemen. 135 00:09:23,843 --> 00:09:26,560 Mom, you're going to love Lenya, aren't you? 136 00:09:26,874 --> 00:09:31,182 You can fall in love with a snake, but it will always bite you. 137 00:09:31,260 --> 00:09:35,157 He's a complete jerk! Lara, look at his face. 138 00:09:35,236 --> 00:09:39,310 He brought me vodka at McDonald's when we first met! 139 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:42,321 Lenya will show you! 140 00:09:42,525 --> 00:09:44,824 Arrivals: Nubarashen, Armenia, 13:25 141 00:09:44,930 --> 00:09:47,577 Here we are in Moscow. 142 00:09:48,330 --> 00:09:50,924 The flight went great. 143 00:09:52,889 --> 00:09:55,920 We're a little sick of it. 144 00:09:56,338 --> 00:10:00,192 Soon we will meet the beloved boss. 145 00:10:02,565 --> 00:10:04,476 Hello! 146 00:10:04,555 --> 00:10:07,957 He will pay us 500 rubles for our work. 147 00:10:08,035 --> 00:10:11,992 We will return home rich. 148 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:17,030 I will buy the neighboring village. 149 00:10:17,108 --> 00:10:20,482 And I will invest in nanotechnology. 150 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:24,125 Dzamshut, why do we always fly in suitcases? 151 00:10:24,203 --> 00:10:29,439 Because our passports must always be with the boss. 152 00:10:29,517 --> 00:10:31,980 He says it's safer that way. 153 00:10:32,058 --> 00:10:37,254 What a fine boss we have! Good, take care of us... 154 00:10:45,482 --> 00:10:49,151 Fools, why the hell have you both got into the same suitcase?! 155 00:10:49,229 --> 00:10:53,457 Why are you cursing, boss? Two fly more confortably. 156 00:10:53,535 --> 00:10:57,360 We can play cards, keep warm, we can tell jokes. 157 00:10:57,466 --> 00:10:59,424 What jokes, huh?! 158 00:10:59,502 --> 00:11:02,931 A Russian caught a goldfish. 159 00:11:03,009 --> 00:11:05,641 He tells him: I will... 160 00:11:10,095 --> 00:11:13,239 Boss, you are my home! Come on! 161 00:11:14,323 --> 00:11:17,164 - Shut up, I told you! - Why, boss? 162 00:11:17,269 --> 00:11:20,402 - Dzamshut has to shit. - Not here. 163 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:23,699 You have neither passports, nor work permits. 164 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:46,058 We are going to renovate the Tretyakov Gallery. 165 00:11:46,136 --> 00:11:48,051 Many thanks! 166 00:11:48,129 --> 00:11:51,533 - We will send money to our relatives... - Freeze! 167 00:11:55,727 --> 00:11:59,072 Listen to me carefully! I'm having a wedding. 168 00:11:59,150 --> 00:12:01,834 I have to go and pay for the restaurant. 169 00:12:01,913 --> 00:12:06,066 You must stand here, in this place, not moving anywhere 170 00:12:06,144 --> 00:12:08,344 and not touching anything. Is it clear or not?! 171 00:12:08,422 --> 00:12:12,390 - Clear or not! - At least you learned Russian. 172 00:12:12,468 --> 00:12:16,778 Pushkin came from hell, and he still knew Russian. 173 00:12:16,857 --> 00:12:20,013 - And those nearby... nothing. - Nothing. 174 00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:26,453 Understand, this is a very expensive repair! This board costs 80,000! 175 00:12:26,519 --> 00:12:29,618 One little scratch, and we're done. 176 00:12:29,697 --> 00:12:31,618 - Clear? - Clear! 177 00:12:31,696 --> 00:12:34,193 Stay here and don't go anywhere! 178 00:12:34,271 --> 00:12:36,842 I go and come back. 179 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:39,423 Go, come back or... 180 00:12:40,529 --> 00:12:43,117 I'll find you something now. 181 00:12:43,581 --> 00:12:45,287 Here. 182 00:12:54,199 --> 00:12:56,643 Stay like that. 183 00:13:01,867 --> 00:13:04,834 - Dzamshut has to shit, boss. - He'll wait! 184 00:13:22,681 --> 00:13:27,145 Men in Moscow have completely lost their shame! 185 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:31,508 Dude, I need to go to the bathroom urgently! 186 00:13:33,732 --> 00:13:36,439 We are not allowed to walk on the floor. 187 00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:43,385 What do I see?! Ancient art? 188 00:13:43,463 --> 00:13:46,293 I want to touch the miracle. 189 00:13:58,127 --> 00:14:02,552 Dzamshut, I gave birth to a brilliant idea. 190 00:14:02,630 --> 00:14:07,054 - We'll go around the floor. - We will be very careful. 191 00:14:07,133 --> 00:14:09,156 The main thing is to not damage the floor. 192 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,864 Good luck, my boy! 193 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:21,897 Move away, young friend! 194 00:14:28,346 --> 00:14:30,563 Dzamshut! 195 00:15:08,510 --> 00:15:12,504 Die, talking chair! Croak your last, servant of the devil! 196 00:15:42,748 --> 00:15:45,393 Here, here! 197 00:16:02,084 --> 00:16:05,978 Wow! 198 00:16:06,057 --> 00:16:08,579 Dzamshut! Dzamshut! 199 00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:33,646 Bison, will your gypsy really help? 200 00:16:33,724 --> 00:16:38,726 Of course, Viktor Maryanovich, she works such miracles! 201 00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:51,931 There are rumors that Borya Moiseyev, who's gay, will marry a woman! 202 00:16:52,009 --> 00:16:54,108 Well, that's her work. 203 00:16:54,186 --> 00:16:57,349 So don't get upset. 204 00:16:57,427 --> 00:17:02,055 Bowels get upset, but I punish. I punish severely! 205 00:17:03,868 --> 00:17:08,003 Viktor Maryanovich Ryabushkin, born in 1956, 206 00:17:08,213 --> 00:17:12,276 married 15 times, currently single, 207 00:17:12,381 --> 00:17:16,448 passport N 060245821, 208 00:17:16,656 --> 00:17:20,579 unsuccessfully sought by Interpol for 16 years. 209 00:17:20,894 --> 00:17:25,800 Interesting. Owner of the largest antique collection 210 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:29,882 in the Eastern Hemisphere, retired..., Aquarius. 211 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,321 Is that all? I am listening. 212 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:36,317 - Viktor Maryanovich is not happy. - Let's see. 213 00:17:36,842 --> 00:17:40,772 So... The self-esteem is high, the financial situation is wonderful... 214 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:44,614 Ah, yes, I think I found it. Premature ejaculation. 215 00:17:44,692 --> 00:17:46,984 Is that the problem? 216 00:17:47,062 --> 00:17:52,764 - I don't have premature ejaculation. - Yes, your self-esteem is high... 217 00:17:53,078 --> 00:17:58,085 What else? It says here that you have the Golden Balls of Genghis Khan. 218 00:18:01,929 --> 00:18:07,711 It says here that they will bring you happiness, but you do not know their main secret. 219 00:18:09,438 --> 00:18:11,429 A secret? 220 00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:22,946 "Three, three, three"... 221 00:18:23,024 --> 00:18:28,026 To rub them three times?! "Secret"! Nonsense! 222 00:18:28,747 --> 00:18:31,217 - Is that all? - No, that's not all. 223 00:18:31,296 --> 00:18:34,932 Here is a loyalty card with a 10% discount. 224 00:18:35,010 --> 00:18:40,092 - Convert it for any occasion! - People convert to Buddhism, but I punish. 225 00:18:40,673 --> 00:18:42,704 I punish severely! 226 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,167 What did we do?! 227 00:19:00,668 --> 00:19:03,491 How are we going to explain it to the boss? 228 00:19:03,570 --> 00:19:07,878 We will collect money and make repairs at our expense. 229 00:19:07,956 --> 00:19:10,151 They will pay us 500 rubles. 230 00:19:13,096 --> 00:19:15,168 Service information. Good day. 231 00:19:15,377 --> 00:19:19,432 The load on the roads in the capital at this hour is estimated at 8 points. 232 00:19:19,511 --> 00:19:24,553 The third ring road is closed because a car from the fourth ring road fell onto it. 233 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:28,352 Traffic on Sakharov Boulevard is difficult due to a car accident. 234 00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:31,676 Live, our correspondent, Mikhail Chuslikov... 235 00:19:32,323 --> 00:19:35,376 Thanks, Alexander. Traffic in the center of the capital 236 00:19:35,455 --> 00:19:37,817 is practically paralyzed by a serious traffic accident. 237 00:19:37,896 --> 00:19:41,397 A red Citroen Berlingo crashed into a Kamaz at high speed. 238 00:19:41,475 --> 00:19:44,868 The identity of the driver has not been established, as no documents 239 00:19:44,946 --> 00:19:50,073 were found on him. The victim was taken away in a serious condition 240 00:19:50,179 --> 00:19:52,910 - for the Sklifosovsky Institute. - The boss got hit! 241 00:19:52,946 --> 00:19:58,522 Sklifosovsky... Save the boss! 242 00:20:05,430 --> 00:20:07,993 Dzamshut! Dzamshut! 243 00:20:24,350 --> 00:20:26,686 Schumacher, dammit! 244 00:20:26,702 --> 00:20:30,664 First learn how to drive, and then buy such a car! 245 00:20:30,778 --> 00:20:33,068 They stole the money... 246 00:20:34,376 --> 00:20:39,384 My bag! My money! But I'm a fool! 247 00:20:42,143 --> 00:20:45,713 Ravshan, I found an elevator. Quick, come here! 248 00:20:45,792 --> 00:20:48,251 It's here, next to the toilet bowl. 249 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:51,350 An elevator?! Elevator, Dzamshut. 250 00:20:51,429 --> 00:20:55,786 - Come on, get on! - Yes, let's go! 251 00:20:57,645 --> 00:21:00,459 Let's get out of here faster! Where is the first floor? 252 00:21:00,538 --> 00:21:03,144 You have chosen procedure 1. 253 00:21:07,694 --> 00:21:11,493 Damn technique! I never trusted these Japanese people. 254 00:21:20,434 --> 00:21:23,927 These Muscovites are completely crazy, they put a shower in the elevator. 255 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:36,683 Where are you looking? 256 00:21:47,079 --> 00:21:50,912 - We left a lot of trash. - Nothing, we'll clean everything later. 257 00:21:55,427 --> 00:21:57,839 Ravshan, there is another apartment here. 258 00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:00,979 Cut the floor! Save the boss! 259 00:22:04,507 --> 00:22:07,613 The show "Battle between psychics" continues only on TNT channel. 260 00:22:07,691 --> 00:22:10,850 And now, the psychic from Bryansk, Timofey Zubov, 261 00:22:10,928 --> 00:22:13,931 will find out from a photo where Prokhor Dolgikh, born in 1918, 262 00:22:14,009 --> 00:22:16,548 is now located. 263 00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:21,247 Now I will talk with the picture of Prokhor. Prokhor, can you hear me? 264 00:22:21,430 --> 00:22:23,515 Yes. 265 00:23:09,023 --> 00:23:12,268 Devil! 266 00:23:12,269 --> 00:23:14,146 Excuse me, madam, sir! 267 00:23:14,179 --> 00:23:19,911 Where is Sklifosovsky? 268 00:23:19,990 --> 00:23:23,653 Where's the boss? 269 00:23:24,447 --> 00:23:29,333 A red car was driving... No papers... 270 00:23:29,334 --> 00:23:32,865 Phone... not identified... 271 00:23:32,866 --> 00:23:36,410 On the TV they said: "Sklifosovsky"... 272 00:23:36,447 --> 00:23:40,523 You're looking for a guy who crashed a red car, right? 273 00:23:40,944 --> 00:23:43,497 You have his papers and phone. 274 00:23:43,576 --> 00:23:46,732 - Is he at the Sklifosovsky Institute? - Yes. 275 00:23:46,810 --> 00:23:51,046 You should go to the police. This way and that way. 276 00:23:53,237 --> 00:23:57,046 God, when will this fucking renovation be finished?! 277 00:23:57,125 --> 00:24:00,703 A little more, and I will become their translator. 278 00:24:40,677 --> 00:24:45,125 Man, have you seen two idiots in orange clothes? 279 00:24:47,601 --> 00:24:50,460 Hey, they went to the cops. 280 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:56,080 Tie them to the radiator, that's what I did with my workers. 281 00:24:56,290 --> 00:24:59,497 This way and that way... 282 00:24:59,576 --> 00:25:05,074 Dzamshut walks with the fish so as not to scratch the floor. 283 00:25:05,152 --> 00:25:10,472 Then I killed the chair, the devil... 284 00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:15,459 I will never touch tits again in my life! 285 00:25:16,152 --> 00:25:19,163 Then the boss got hit. 286 00:25:19,241 --> 00:25:21,475 And what's in the bag? 287 00:25:21,553 --> 00:25:25,564 In the bag - dried apricots, underwear, socks, 288 00:25:25,642 --> 00:25:28,219 and the black box. 289 00:25:28,297 --> 00:25:31,516 - Have some. - Remove them, I told you. 290 00:25:34,824 --> 00:25:37,469 We were robbed! 291 00:25:37,887 --> 00:25:41,045 Three apartments, in an elite residential building, 292 00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:45,184 - on Povarskaya Street. - Assassination! 293 00:25:45,791 --> 00:25:49,037 Take it easy, citizens. 294 00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:51,596 Why don't you... 295 00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:55,378 Save the boss! Save the boss! 296 00:25:55,456 --> 00:25:58,247 Lyoha, get these fools out of here. 297 00:25:58,325 --> 00:26:01,255 Something more serious is going on here. 298 00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:04,983 Come on, come on, have fun! 299 00:26:06,312 --> 00:26:09,537 - Ma'am, were you at the entrance? - Yes. 300 00:26:09,615 --> 00:26:13,545 Didn't anyone notice? Was there anyone suspicious? 301 00:26:13,651 --> 00:26:18,099 Yes, there was one there in the apartment. 302 00:26:18,309 --> 00:26:20,711 Lyoha, let's make a sketch. 303 00:26:20,789 --> 00:26:26,450 - And what did he look like? - Well, like a... Russian... 304 00:26:27,891 --> 00:26:33,560 ... with a moustache, a cap, but made of leather. 305 00:26:34,465 --> 00:26:39,684 Brown jacket and red hair. 306 00:26:39,762 --> 00:26:42,020 And tall... 307 00:26:42,570 --> 00:26:46,400 Hello, chief. Have two people in orange vests ever been here? 308 00:26:47,101 --> 00:26:49,820 They left a while ago. Run, you'll catch up with them. 309 00:26:49,898 --> 00:26:51,698 Thank you, chief. 310 00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:55,210 So a cap and a moustache, right? 311 00:26:55,288 --> 00:26:59,498 Don't get distracted! Short hair, tall, right? 312 00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:02,983 That was him! Run, catch him! 313 00:27:03,062 --> 00:27:05,545 Lyoha, come with me! 314 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:09,142 ATTENTION! WANTED! 315 00:27:11,305 --> 00:27:15,107 - Stop, dog! - You stop, dog! 316 00:27:17,181 --> 00:27:20,145 Gays in Moscow protested today. 317 00:27:20,224 --> 00:27:24,010 They want to be allowed to hold a gay parade. 318 00:27:24,088 --> 00:27:26,795 As a sign of protest, the participants promise 319 00:27:26,873 --> 00:27:30,596 to strip naked near the state administration building. 320 00:27:30,675 --> 00:27:32,891 Ekaterina? 321 00:27:32,970 --> 00:27:35,909 Gay parade in Moscow! 322 00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:41,378 I made it after all, my darlings! 323 00:27:46,328 --> 00:27:50,307 Hello, men, don't worry, it will work! 324 00:27:50,385 --> 00:27:53,333 Gay parade in Moscow! 325 00:27:53,411 --> 00:27:56,493 Long live the gay parade! 326 00:27:56,807 --> 00:27:59,747 What is it, peasant?! What do you want? 327 00:27:59,826 --> 00:28:05,065 What? I'm just as gay as you! 328 00:28:05,143 --> 00:28:08,386 - But from Chelyabinsk. - Look at her! 329 00:28:08,465 --> 00:28:10,889 Go home, your wife is waiting for you there! 330 00:28:10,994 --> 00:28:13,475 Squeeze the zits on your ass! 331 00:28:13,684 --> 00:28:17,816 What? Well, man... 332 00:28:18,745 --> 00:28:21,461 ... maybe I haven't heated my ass in a tanning bed 333 00:28:21,539 --> 00:28:24,762 and sprayed it with expensive perfume, 334 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:28,117 but it looks just as appetizing as your own bottoms! 335 00:28:28,196 --> 00:28:32,458 Hey, country bumpkin, get out of here! The girls here don't like you! 336 00:28:35,631 --> 00:28:38,214 The cops, run! 337 00:28:38,411 --> 00:28:42,291 We have just witnessed how the police dispersed the protesters 338 00:28:42,369 --> 00:28:44,976 from the sexual minority. 339 00:28:45,186 --> 00:28:48,586 What a shame in front of the European Union! 340 00:29:05,833 --> 00:29:07,752 Hold on! 341 00:29:12,798 --> 00:29:15,208 Stop, faggot! 342 00:29:16,052 --> 00:29:18,771 I stopped. I'm not moving. 343 00:29:18,849 --> 00:29:21,857 Finally, recognition! 344 00:29:21,935 --> 00:29:24,777 - Look at him, he is identical. - "Faggot"! 345 00:29:28,110 --> 00:29:31,900 We won't get to the hospital that way. We need a car. 346 00:29:38,976 --> 00:29:41,961 Judging by the design, this is a powerful car. 347 00:29:42,039 --> 00:29:45,656 Finally, they have learned how to make nice cars in Russia. 348 00:29:50,667 --> 00:29:54,781 Hello, I really need a stroller. Cart... beep beep. 349 00:29:56,318 --> 00:29:58,830 Hey, are you a clown? You have to earn it. 350 00:29:58,908 --> 00:30:02,077 Do you have money? 351 00:30:02,155 --> 00:30:06,984 - You have money. - Money, dough, dollars, euros, rubles. 352 00:30:07,089 --> 00:30:09,097 Dough... 353 00:30:15,622 --> 00:30:19,266 There is money... there is money. 354 00:30:19,632 --> 00:30:22,972 Look, we have... 355 00:30:24,587 --> 00:30:26,609 Where are the euro from? 356 00:30:26,687 --> 00:30:29,920 - Repair. Euro repair. - You do not say! 357 00:30:29,998 --> 00:30:32,054 Enough. 358 00:30:36,249 --> 00:30:38,972 Hey, hey, gentlemen! 359 00:30:40,565 --> 00:30:43,055 - It can't be like this. - Wait. 360 00:30:43,432 --> 00:30:49,288 You can't come in here looking like that. You tell me which number 361 00:30:49,366 --> 00:30:52,671 you're going to bet on and I'll go and bet for you. Do you understand? 362 00:30:53,194 --> 00:30:56,694 - Understand. - Which number should I bet on? 363 00:30:56,772 --> 00:31:00,912 From 1 to 36. 1, 2, 3,... 364 00:31:01,339 --> 00:31:03,543 - 33. - Black. 365 00:31:04,683 --> 00:31:07,787 - Black. - Is 33 your lucky number? 366 00:31:07,865 --> 00:31:11,028 My dad's birthday. 367 00:31:11,107 --> 00:31:13,495 OK, wait for me. 368 00:31:20,828 --> 00:31:24,102 Look how I got! 369 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:33,360 I used to play too. I was lying. Now I stopped... 370 00:31:34,286 --> 00:31:37,640 - The connections? - What? 371 00:31:38,058 --> 00:31:40,601 I say I gave up. 372 00:31:44,037 --> 00:31:48,216 What are you grinning at? 6, black. 373 00:31:50,326 --> 00:31:53,051 What isn't clear? 6, black. 374 00:31:53,129 --> 00:31:55,074 No money. The end. Go away. 375 00:31:55,153 --> 00:31:58,531 The boss... 376 00:32:02,308 --> 00:32:05,594 Well done, Sergey, you tricked them well. Shall we share? 377 00:32:05,631 --> 00:32:09,947 Hey, Kostyan, are you that stupid?! I said "6, black". 378 00:32:10,685 --> 00:32:14,212 Dude, did you really bet it all on 33?! 379 00:32:16,251 --> 00:32:20,202 6, black. 380 00:32:20,878 --> 00:32:23,414 6, black... 381 00:32:23,728 --> 00:32:27,732 6, black! Dzamshut, we won at the casino! 382 00:32:27,810 --> 00:32:29,997 6, black. 383 00:32:30,075 --> 00:32:36,060 Kostyan, could we really have cheated them with the money? 384 00:32:36,138 --> 00:32:38,954 - You are a donkey! - Watch your tongue! 385 00:32:39,079 --> 00:32:44,072 Hey, uncle, "6, black"! Thanks a lot! 386 00:32:44,151 --> 00:32:46,176 What is this? 387 00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:48,655 Wait! Where to? 388 00:32:49,279 --> 00:32:51,153 Stop, I tell you! 389 00:32:54,314 --> 00:32:56,497 Stop! 390 00:33:09,413 --> 00:33:13,441 Hey, bro! 391 00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:19,310 - How did you get so powerful? - With apartment renovations, bro. 392 00:33:27,274 --> 00:33:32,130 And I, like a fool, work in landscape design! 393 00:33:32,208 --> 00:33:35,880 My mother told me to study architecture at the University! 394 00:33:36,194 --> 00:33:39,159 Well, they got up and left. 395 00:33:39,237 --> 00:33:42,330 They are very impudent, the bastards, they stole it straight from the podium. 396 00:33:42,331 --> 00:33:43,999 When I find them, I will tear them apart! 397 00:33:44,061 --> 00:33:46,957 Guys, did two guest workers in a BMW pass by? 398 00:33:47,035 --> 00:33:49,699 - And who are you? - I'm their boss. 399 00:33:50,013 --> 00:33:52,002 - From here or not? - Boss. 400 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:56,213 Come on then, look for them, boss! 401 00:34:07,527 --> 00:34:10,804 I haven't smoked in a week, you know? A week! 402 00:34:11,771 --> 00:34:14,708 Anton Davidovich, they are now driving along Kutuzovki Blvd. 403 00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:18,831 Come on, sweep this one in the car. Kostya, you come with me. 404 00:34:25,544 --> 00:34:28,651 The capital has its own laws, 405 00:34:28,729 --> 00:34:31,447 the boss is in trouble, our target is the hospital. 406 00:34:31,526 --> 00:34:34,140 You are alone in Moscow, my man, 407 00:34:34,218 --> 00:34:36,956 we hope, we believe, that you will be back. 408 00:34:37,034 --> 00:34:40,547 There is an ambulance over there, the hospital is over there! 409 00:35:00,596 --> 00:35:02,361 Look at what these donkeys are doing! 410 00:35:02,465 --> 00:35:06,149 An ambulance is sacred, there is a sick person there. 411 00:35:06,227 --> 00:35:10,125 Why are you interrupting the concert of the great tenor, a People's Artist of Russia, 412 00:35:10,203 --> 00:35:13,740 putting me on this terrible ambulance and driving off to an unknown destination? 413 00:35:13,818 --> 00:35:18,151 Oleg Robertovich called and said to sing at his party in 15 minutes. 414 00:35:18,230 --> 00:35:21,441 And you know very well, Kolya, that if you're late, 415 00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:25,165 - you will never sing anywhere again. - Okay, everything is very nice, 416 00:35:25,243 --> 00:35:27,832 but why do I have to go out in this stupid suit?! 417 00:35:27,910 --> 00:35:30,445 Because Oleg Robertovich wanted a masked ball. 418 00:35:30,523 --> 00:35:33,427 Kolya, everything will be fine. Now you will arrive, you will sing 419 00:35:33,505 --> 00:35:36,854 Oleg Robertovich's favorite song, "I will kiss your hands", 420 00:35:36,932 --> 00:35:42,207 you tell him what a golden man he is and he'll save you half the mortgage. 421 00:35:42,285 --> 00:35:46,034 - Am I not going to expose myself? - Kolya, you are the golden voice of Russia. 422 00:35:47,174 --> 00:35:51,406 - He is the gold reserve of Russia. - That's why you sang with Montserrat Caballe. 423 00:35:51,484 --> 00:35:54,572 He also sang with Montserrat Caballe. In a karaoke bar. 424 00:35:55,864 --> 00:35:58,799 Yeah, by the way, why do I have to sing into that dumb, gold microphone?! 425 00:35:58,878 --> 00:36:01,629 I want platinum. Is that clear?! 426 00:36:27,348 --> 00:36:29,625 Traffic police worker, Nikolay Laptev. 427 00:36:30,004 --> 00:36:32,833 You are speeding. 428 00:36:32,912 --> 00:36:34,891 Your documents, please. 429 00:36:34,969 --> 00:36:38,060 Come on, we're in a hurry. 430 00:36:38,138 --> 00:36:41,254 What are you doing, you scumbag?! 431 00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:45,101 Why are you pushing your nasty euros on me?! 432 00:36:45,179 --> 00:36:48,089 Well, take them and go with your family 433 00:36:48,090 --> 00:36:50,697 on a vacation to Montenegro. 434 00:37:00,141 --> 00:37:05,821 Where have you seen, you bastard, a traffic police worker taking a bribe?! 435 00:37:05,899 --> 00:37:08,936 This is Traffic Police, do you understand?! 436 00:37:10,176 --> 00:37:15,139 Get out of the car! Show your documents. 437 00:37:56,934 --> 00:37:59,901 - I'm Felix, hello. - Don't be so happy, I'm not the news 438 00:37:59,979 --> 00:38:01,919 - of the year. When do I go out? - Immediately. 439 00:38:01,998 --> 00:38:05,051 - Bonnie M with the last track, and it's your turn. - Are they in fancy dress too? 440 00:38:05,129 --> 00:38:08,811 - Of course, they're dressed like astronauts. - Interesting. 441 00:38:08,889 --> 00:38:12,778 Oleg Robertovich said masquerade, so it will be a masquerade. 442 00:38:12,856 --> 00:38:15,904 Personally, he is wearing an Iliya Muromets costume. Cloak, sword, everything. 443 00:38:15,982 --> 00:38:19,587 Except Boney M sang the same song as the last time. Oleg Robertovich got angry. 444 00:38:19,722 --> 00:38:23,998 He just wants to kill them. Did you dress like that yourself? 445 00:38:24,076 --> 00:38:26,465 I changed my clothes, I see you are in yours. 446 00:38:26,543 --> 00:38:29,908 Just remember to get down on your knees, you know how much he loves that. 447 00:38:29,986 --> 00:38:33,607 - Sasha, for the last time! - What can you do? 448 00:38:36,518 --> 00:38:39,318 - Where to? - Kid, which fairy tale are you from? 449 00:38:39,396 --> 00:38:42,115 It's all right, let Nikolay Baskov go. 450 00:38:42,193 --> 00:38:45,487 Now listen, pigs! Another scene like that, 451 00:38:45,978 --> 00:38:49,714 and you will guard the 24-hour shops. Clear? 452 00:38:53,074 --> 00:38:57,060 15 YEARS OF GAZNEFTMASBANK THE CRISIS HAS PASSED US OVER! 453 00:38:57,270 --> 00:39:00,724 Look what a wonderful hospital they put the boss in. 454 00:39:00,802 --> 00:39:04,188 Finally, they learned how to build nice hospitals in Russia, too. 455 00:39:05,702 --> 00:39:09,454 Bonnie M, you fat ass bastards! 456 00:39:10,406 --> 00:39:13,293 Sons of dogs! Here! 457 00:39:13,371 --> 00:39:17,163 - Dad, calm down! - I'm calm, son! 458 00:39:20,416 --> 00:39:24,513 Here you are for five... No, for fifty grand! 459 00:39:26,582 --> 00:39:30,586 - In which palace does the boss lie? - Sorry? 460 00:39:30,664 --> 00:39:34,279 - Where is the boss? - Boss? 461 00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:39,701 - The guy on TV... - Who are these? 462 00:39:40,168 --> 00:39:42,858 I almost didn't recognize them again. 463 00:39:42,936 --> 00:39:45,300 Aren't these Posner and Tsykalo? 464 00:39:46,027 --> 00:39:48,399 Posner and Tsykalo? 465 00:39:48,859 --> 00:39:51,725 Yes, we'll look for him later. 466 00:39:51,803 --> 00:39:54,754 Thank goodness! Welcome, please! Please excuse me! 467 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:04,367 Get out of here! Donkeys! 468 00:40:04,445 --> 00:40:07,299 Posner and Tsykalo are in the building. 469 00:40:12,912 --> 00:40:17,014 Exactly. I see that the faces are familiar to me. 470 00:40:17,092 --> 00:40:20,613 Run, get a new sword from the Maybach. 471 00:40:21,235 --> 00:40:25,202 Well done! Look, guest worker costumes! 472 00:40:25,899 --> 00:40:30,806 Here, they invented something new! I'm tired of the same thing! 473 00:40:31,471 --> 00:40:33,959 Glad to see you! 474 00:40:34,741 --> 00:40:37,373 Alexander... Vladim Vladimich... 475 00:40:37,451 --> 00:40:42,262 I'm very pleased. Really, I didn't expect you 476 00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:44,931 to respond to this... masquerade theme either. 477 00:40:45,814 --> 00:40:48,201 You cracked me up! 478 00:40:54,361 --> 00:40:58,513 What an actor! It's like they're coming off a construction site right now. 479 00:40:58,591 --> 00:41:00,252 You are free! 480 00:41:00,330 --> 00:41:03,736 And the smell is like from a construction site. Givenchy? 481 00:41:03,814 --> 00:41:08,435 - Dzamshut. - "Dzamshut"?! I do not know it. 482 00:41:08,645 --> 00:41:12,925 Oleg Robertovich. 483 00:41:13,003 --> 00:41:15,772 That's it. My car is gone. 484 00:41:16,396 --> 00:41:19,346 - No time, the boss... - What? 485 00:41:19,424 --> 00:41:22,548 No problem, let's sit at the table! Let's go! 486 00:41:25,886 --> 00:41:28,842 I swear, I don't know why they stole your car. 487 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,388 I was also cheated. 488 00:41:47,113 --> 00:41:50,725 This is Crystal, by the way. 1,000 euros a bottle. 489 00:41:50,831 --> 00:41:53,886 Do you know how many bottles are in here? 490 00:42:00,505 --> 00:42:02,138 Hello. 491 00:42:02,216 --> 00:42:06,910 Please tell Oleg Robertovich Zhivankov that Arsen Dabarov came. 492 00:42:07,016 --> 00:42:10,908 And he gave him this car with the red ribbon. 493 00:42:10,986 --> 00:42:13,350 And I will bring him the documents tomorrow. 494 00:42:13,428 --> 00:42:16,342 Just don't forget, please. Thank you so much. 495 00:42:19,574 --> 00:42:22,030 And who was this? 496 00:42:23,341 --> 00:42:26,433 Rosenbaum? 497 00:42:27,887 --> 00:42:30,798 - Let's get out of here, quick! - What should I do with this one? 498 00:42:31,112 --> 00:42:35,499 Fuck him, fuck him! I haven't smoked in a week. 499 00:42:43,230 --> 00:42:48,623 Attention! Rosenbaum came... and left. 500 00:42:48,701 --> 00:42:53,101 Thank you very much for the broadcast about Kosovo, 501 00:42:53,415 --> 00:42:56,673 for all the rigorous details. 502 00:42:57,501 --> 00:43:02,636 The lecture on the double standards introduced by the European Commission. 503 00:43:04,255 --> 00:43:08,751 And the false doctrine of national self-determination... Well done! 504 00:43:09,635 --> 00:43:15,272 Here, take my business card. Call for any occasion. 505 00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:28,085 You keep getting younger! At your age... 506 00:43:28,163 --> 00:43:31,692 Dear Oleg Robertovich, I have no words to express 507 00:43:31,770 --> 00:43:34,900 all the joy of this event that is happening in my life, 508 00:43:34,979 --> 00:43:37,398 to have the honor of singing for you. 509 00:43:37,607 --> 00:43:41,346 After I met you, my life became a fairy tale. 510 00:43:41,425 --> 00:43:44,613 A luxurious fairy tale, with all the comforts. 511 00:43:44,691 --> 00:43:48,867 Oleg Robertovich, you are the best person in the world! 512 00:43:48,946 --> 00:43:50,761 Everyone loves you, look! 513 00:43:50,839 --> 00:43:56,629 You are our man of gold. The best boss of all bosses. 514 00:43:56,708 --> 00:43:59,446 I wish you to be as healthy as oil, 515 00:43:59,447 --> 00:44:02,366 as durable as diamonds and as prosperous as gold. 516 00:44:02,443 --> 00:44:04,841 Boss?! 517 00:44:05,860 --> 00:44:09,902 - Those two in orange suits, where did they go? - Posner and Tsykalo - at the banquet with the boss. 518 00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:13,517 What Posner and Tsykalo?! These are criminals, you have to stop them! 519 00:44:13,595 --> 00:44:15,670 And who are you? 520 00:44:16,411 --> 00:44:18,664 Leonid. What does it matter? 521 00:44:18,742 --> 00:44:21,396 - Yermolnik? - Yes, Yermolnik. 522 00:44:21,474 --> 00:44:23,528 One moment. 523 00:44:23,606 --> 00:44:26,261 This is Leonid Yermolnik. Where do I send him? 524 00:44:26,339 --> 00:44:28,931 He has been here for a long time, at table 12. 525 00:44:29,010 --> 00:44:31,447 Let me go! 526 00:44:39,353 --> 00:44:41,209 Let go... 527 00:44:42,017 --> 00:44:45,306 Dear Oleg Robertovich, it is my great honor to reveal 528 00:44:45,384 --> 00:44:50,907 before you my golden voice and my genius, a great genius 529 00:44:50,985 --> 00:44:55,979 who has revealed itself before your eyes and now belongs to the people. 530 00:44:56,058 --> 00:45:00,345 And the truth is that I will sing live only for you, 531 00:45:00,423 --> 00:45:06,214 only for you and your family, dear Oleg Robertovich! 532 00:45:06,363 --> 00:45:09,459 I will kiss your hands, 533 00:45:09,565 --> 00:45:13,024 I will become the sadness in your smile... 534 00:45:13,103 --> 00:45:16,658 Where is the boss? 535 00:45:24,888 --> 00:45:28,996 Where is the boss? Where is Sklifosovsky? 536 00:45:29,074 --> 00:45:34,072 Too bad for Tsykalo, he overdid the sniffing. 537 00:45:35,634 --> 00:45:39,219 I don't understand something... What, is that playback?! 538 00:45:39,298 --> 00:45:41,366 And I like it. 539 00:45:41,445 --> 00:45:44,389 But I don't like it! 540 00:45:44,467 --> 00:45:48,564 I think all the guests appreciated Sashka Tsykalo's joke. 541 00:45:48,642 --> 00:45:50,917 Let's give him a round of applause. And, of course... 542 00:45:50,995 --> 00:45:53,332 The boss... 543 00:45:55,447 --> 00:45:58,056 Sklifosovsky... 544 00:45:59,756 --> 00:46:03,723 Nikolay Baskov. Applause for the great tenor! 545 00:46:03,801 --> 00:46:06,454 - Thanks. - Hold Baskov! Don't let him go! 546 00:46:07,048 --> 00:46:10,111 The band "Viagra" will sing for you now. 547 00:46:19,824 --> 00:46:24,287 Kostya, take this simpleton to Sklifosovsky. 548 00:46:24,393 --> 00:46:26,687 He's got a concussion or something. Go! 549 00:46:32,670 --> 00:46:35,523 Alexander, don't worry, everything will be fine. 550 00:46:35,601 --> 00:46:38,493 Things like that happen. Now we will take you to Sklifosovsky. 551 00:46:38,571 --> 00:46:42,114 They will put a system on you there. And you better buy cocaine from me next time. 552 00:46:42,192 --> 00:46:45,643 It's high quality stuff, from Crimea. All the stars buy from me. 553 00:46:45,721 --> 00:46:48,713 - Is there a free car? - It just left. 554 00:46:48,968 --> 00:46:52,382 - And what is this ambulance? - There are women in it, 555 00:46:52,383 --> 00:46:56,346 which Oleg Robertovich did not like. 556 00:46:57,484 --> 00:47:02,150 It's too much. So, first Sklifosovsky, then you will take the girls 557 00:47:02,256 --> 00:47:06,183 to their homes. Girls, make room for the stars to sit with you. 558 00:47:06,262 --> 00:47:10,028 - What stars? - Didn't you recognize them?! Posner and Tsykalo. 559 00:47:10,106 --> 00:47:13,027 Come on, earn your money! 560 00:47:13,132 --> 00:47:17,509 - Hi, chicks! - Alexander, you forgot your bag! 561 00:47:20,487 --> 00:47:24,003 You will regret it! I am a People's Artist of Chechnya! 562 00:47:24,213 --> 00:47:27,853 - Kolya, run! - I'll give you some playback! 563 00:47:38,049 --> 00:47:40,582 Hello. 564 00:47:41,835 --> 00:47:43,814 Hello. 565 00:49:15,591 --> 00:49:20,153 Now tell me, Bison, where did you find this builder, Leonid? 566 00:49:20,258 --> 00:49:25,062 My sister and his fiancee work together at the bank. 567 00:49:25,140 --> 00:49:29,013 - She recommended him to me. - Find her. 568 00:49:29,091 --> 00:49:31,396 I will do it, Viktor Maryanovich. 569 00:49:31,475 --> 00:49:36,272 Cunnilingus is done, but I punish. 570 00:49:36,350 --> 00:49:39,058 I punish severely! 571 00:49:39,362 --> 00:49:43,302 Lenya says he can't count his money, 572 00:49:43,452 --> 00:49:47,563 and our wedding will be in a real Italian restaurant! 573 00:49:50,660 --> 00:49:54,218 He hasn't called in a while. Do you hear me, Alyonka? 574 00:49:54,296 --> 00:49:59,923 Lara, what are you grinning at? That's why he doesn't call, because he doesn't know his money! 575 00:50:00,028 --> 00:50:02,995 Listen to your best friend. 576 00:50:04,291 --> 00:50:07,439 Your five minute shooter has thrown himself a bachelor party. 577 00:50:07,909 --> 00:50:12,223 He's invited fat-ass whores in khakis and he's sticking his gun wherever he wants! 578 00:50:12,301 --> 00:50:16,352 You'll see, he'll come home in the morning with wet underpants in his right pocket. 579 00:50:17,002 --> 00:50:22,467 Lenya is not like that. And he said they don't invite prostitutes to men's parties. 580 00:50:22,545 --> 00:50:26,195 Oh, please... Haven't I been to men's parties?! 581 00:50:26,213 --> 00:50:29,151 I'll call him now. 582 00:50:31,079 --> 00:50:33,870 Look, Lord, how congested you are! 583 00:50:38,313 --> 00:50:40,868 - Hello? - Lenya! 584 00:50:41,286 --> 00:50:43,964 - Where did you go? - Sex! 585 00:50:44,382 --> 00:50:46,701 Shall we have sex? 586 00:50:47,393 --> 00:50:49,435 What's happening? 587 00:50:49,513 --> 00:50:52,500 Lenya, are you drunk? 588 00:50:53,441 --> 00:50:56,055 There are women there! 589 00:50:56,133 --> 00:51:00,016 No women! There are prostitutes! 590 00:51:04,694 --> 00:51:08,264 Lara, I'm going for ice cream, should I get some for you? 591 00:51:12,741 --> 00:51:16,798 - Sklifosovsky, we have arrived. - Sklifosovska! 592 00:51:16,903 --> 00:51:20,493 Dzamshut, save the boss! 593 00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:33,499 Red Cross, let us go, please. 594 00:51:34,005 --> 00:51:36,881 Oh, thanks, green arrow! 595 00:51:42,101 --> 00:51:45,013 The boss was hit! 596 00:51:45,092 --> 00:51:50,640 No face, no head, no mouth, nothing. 597 00:51:51,478 --> 00:51:55,228 Wait, your description fits everyone here. 598 00:51:55,306 --> 00:51:57,540 Even I, after yesterday's nasty alcohol, almost went blind. 599 00:51:57,619 --> 00:52:00,322 - Describe him in detail. - Describe in detail... 600 00:52:00,428 --> 00:52:04,892 Moustache, cap, our boss! 601 00:52:04,970 --> 00:52:08,891 They brought in a moustache, but with a broken mouth. 602 00:52:08,970 --> 00:52:11,633 - If it's him or not... - Him, not him... 603 00:52:11,711 --> 00:52:14,346 Dressing room, second floor. 604 00:52:14,555 --> 00:52:18,295 Where do you run? Put on your shoes. 605 00:52:28,963 --> 00:52:32,976 My head is splitting! Give me some alcohol, please. 606 00:52:35,071 --> 00:52:39,002 - The nurses went wild. - Shall we undress him? 607 00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,541 What is wrong with him? 608 00:52:41,979 --> 00:52:44,632 They gave him an electric shock. 609 00:52:45,610 --> 00:52:48,763 He will be like this for about an hour. 610 00:52:50,965 --> 00:52:54,833 We can cut out his appendix during that time. 611 00:52:54,834 --> 00:52:57,128 1,000 green! 612 00:52:57,315 --> 00:53:00,890 - Shall we share with the host? - No, this time without him. 613 00:53:00,898 --> 00:53:04,651 - Last time he didn't even say "thank you". - An ungrateful animal! 614 00:53:04,741 --> 00:53:09,460 - Let's get him to the intensive care unit. - Shoes, shoes. 615 00:53:24,262 --> 00:53:29,193 The boss! The boss was completely broken! 616 00:53:29,271 --> 00:53:33,545 He's done, he's skinned, 617 00:53:33,623 --> 00:53:36,640 his ass cut off, 618 00:53:36,641 --> 00:53:39,651 nothing moves here at all! 619 00:53:39,774 --> 00:53:41,365 Boss, we'll bury you 620 00:53:41,443 --> 00:53:46,315 in the ground, boss! 621 00:53:46,393 --> 00:53:49,847 Well, we'll throw a handful on top. 622 00:53:49,925 --> 00:53:55,278 Without a toast, we'll drink to you, boss! 623 00:54:27,118 --> 00:54:30,352 I severely punish! 624 00:55:13,076 --> 00:55:15,611 Morons! 625 00:55:17,807 --> 00:55:21,185 Well, did you recognize anyone? 626 00:55:24,546 --> 00:55:30,518 - But they are all alike! - It doesn't work like that, watch carefully. 627 00:55:32,986 --> 00:55:36,017 - Sergey, we brought another one. - The drug is Dimon's. 628 00:55:36,095 --> 00:55:39,048 - Take it easy. - That's what I'm talking about. 629 00:55:39,154 --> 00:55:44,037 I do not know. Everyone looks alike here! 630 00:55:44,696 --> 00:55:47,653 But this one... 631 00:55:51,227 --> 00:55:54,092 ... most of all. 632 00:55:54,170 --> 00:55:57,281 Ah, you filth! 633 00:56:00,386 --> 00:56:05,447 I caught you, werewolf with epaulettes! You bastard, you're disparaging the uniform! 634 00:56:05,525 --> 00:56:10,058 But no problem... Do you know what they're going to do to you in the cell?! 635 00:56:10,788 --> 00:56:13,456 That's it! 636 00:56:13,847 --> 00:56:18,717 I need jail! Listen, policeman, I did it! 637 00:56:18,795 --> 00:56:23,095 I will go in for life! Arrest me, policeman! 638 00:56:23,773 --> 00:56:26,451 Sergey, another message has arrived. 639 00:56:26,529 --> 00:56:30,827 There is another one in Sklifosovsky. He escaped with a skeleton. 640 00:56:34,070 --> 00:56:38,517 Bullshit... Let's go! 641 00:57:05,942 --> 00:57:08,707 Dzamshut, what are you doing? 642 00:57:08,916 --> 00:57:13,871 The boss said that the passports should always be with him. 643 00:57:14,185 --> 00:57:16,760 Yes, you are right. 644 00:57:27,915 --> 00:57:30,491 N.V. Gogol 645 00:57:39,248 --> 00:57:44,014 HERE LIES THE BODY OF THE BOSS BORN LONG AGO - DIED TODAY 646 00:58:03,830 --> 00:58:06,144 What are you up to, morons?! 647 00:59:00,610 --> 00:59:03,560 70,000 euros... Fools! 648 00:59:06,507 --> 00:59:10,758 Of course, why do they need those passports, they will buy new ones! 649 00:59:33,707 --> 00:59:37,368 Lara! 650 00:59:46,288 --> 00:59:48,533 Beloved is calling! 651 00:59:48,743 --> 00:59:51,245 Answer it, come on! 652 00:59:52,734 --> 00:59:55,382 - Lara, answer! - Beloved is calling! 653 00:59:55,460 --> 00:59:57,963 Beloved is calling! 654 00:59:59,253 --> 01:00:01,547 Remember! 655 01:00:03,072 --> 01:00:05,957 Lara, no nonsense! 656 01:00:09,823 --> 01:00:14,019 If you want to fuck yourself, I don't need you. 657 01:00:14,097 --> 01:00:17,429 Lara, listen to me! 658 01:00:17,847 --> 01:00:22,456 Excuse me, Alyonka came to me. Farewell! 659 01:00:23,693 --> 01:00:26,448 Abnormal! 660 01:00:32,623 --> 01:00:34,871 Ah, you are not Alyonka! 661 01:00:36,406 --> 01:00:40,003 I am Kuzya, Alyonka's brother. 662 01:00:40,108 --> 01:00:42,849 Beloved is calling! 663 01:00:44,789 --> 01:00:48,195 Beloved is calling! 664 01:00:48,644 --> 01:00:51,775 Lara! Answer me, Lara! 665 01:00:52,741 --> 01:00:55,183 Beloved is calling! 666 01:01:01,553 --> 01:01:06,859 Lara! My kitty! Sweetheart! 667 01:01:07,875 --> 01:01:11,086 - My kitty! - Leonid. 668 01:01:11,164 --> 01:01:16,171 It's not the kitten. It's Viktor Maryanovich. 669 01:01:21,156 --> 01:01:23,477 Listen to me carefully. 670 01:01:23,555 --> 01:01:27,044 - Your Larissa is with me. - I'll fix everything. 671 01:01:27,123 --> 01:01:29,814 I'm not interested in the apartment. 672 01:01:29,892 --> 01:01:33,031 Give me back what was in the statue's hand. 673 01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:36,376 What statue?! What hand?! 674 01:01:36,454 --> 01:01:40,661 - I do not understand what you are talking about. - You understand everything. 675 01:01:40,739 --> 01:01:44,763 I need what's in the black box. 676 01:01:44,841 --> 01:01:47,972 I don't know what's in the black box. 677 01:01:48,181 --> 01:01:51,220 I swear. I did not touch it! 678 01:01:51,533 --> 01:01:57,579 Boobs are touched, but I punish. I punish severely! 679 01:01:57,789 --> 01:02:01,623 You have an hour, and then... 680 01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:07,590 ... she will die, and so will you. 681 01:02:08,678 --> 01:02:11,323 You will both die. 682 01:02:40,404 --> 01:02:42,923 Boss?! 683 01:02:43,665 --> 01:02:46,898 You bastards! 684 01:02:47,003 --> 01:02:50,418 I will kill you! You are corpses! 685 01:02:51,258 --> 01:02:54,552 Dzamshut, the boss is a zombie now! 686 01:02:54,630 --> 01:02:58,822 Deceased, ghastly dead man! 687 01:03:00,860 --> 01:03:02,966 Stop! 688 01:03:13,837 --> 01:03:19,819 Dzamshut, if the boss bites me and I start turning into the boss, 689 01:03:19,897 --> 01:03:22,790 - kill me. - I promise you, brother. 690 01:03:46,751 --> 01:03:50,216 What do you bastards pee when it's scary, huh? 691 01:03:54,636 --> 01:03:57,204 What? 692 01:03:57,282 --> 01:04:01,349 To smoke... The lighter. 693 01:04:05,476 --> 01:04:08,952 Ah... to your health. 694 01:04:10,309 --> 01:04:12,565 Are you here, fools? 695 01:04:12,643 --> 01:04:17,413 We're not fools, zombie. We are Ravshan and Dzamshut. 696 01:04:20,109 --> 01:04:22,437 So you are here. 697 01:04:22,543 --> 01:04:27,452 No, we're not here, zombie, we ran to the river. 698 01:04:27,907 --> 01:04:32,413 Okay, then I'll run to the river too. 699 01:04:35,754 --> 01:04:38,048 I got you, you bastards! 700 01:05:13,284 --> 01:05:17,943 WE ARE INTERRUPTING THE MOVIE FOR MORAL AND ETHICAL CONSIDERATIONS 701 01:05:18,153 --> 01:05:21,289 MORE AND MORE OFTEN, WE ENCOUNTER SHIT IN RUSSIAN CINEMA! 702 01:05:21,302 --> 01:05:23,101 WE ARE AGAINST IT! 703 01:05:23,179 --> 01:05:25,933 SHIT HAS NO PLACE IN RUSSIAN CINEMA. 704 01:05:26,011 --> 01:05:29,592 THE RUSSIAN ASSOCIATION OF NO-SHIT CINEMA 705 01:05:38,083 --> 01:05:42,617 Ah, you bastards! You morons, open up! 706 01:05:44,855 --> 01:05:47,394 Death to the zombie! 707 01:05:50,897 --> 01:05:53,578 Death to the zombie! 708 01:05:57,456 --> 01:06:00,273 Give me the lighter! 709 01:06:19,996 --> 01:06:22,645 It hurts! 710 01:06:50,727 --> 01:06:54,892 It hurts! 711 01:06:57,549 --> 01:06:59,996 Enough! 712 01:07:29,820 --> 01:07:32,965 The devil! 713 01:07:37,430 --> 01:07:43,225 Zombie, we would like to set you on fire, but we don't have a match. 714 01:07:44,761 --> 01:07:47,673 I have a lighter. 715 01:08:25,077 --> 01:08:29,996 - Give me the lighter. - Give me the lighter... 716 01:08:35,071 --> 01:08:37,088 Here! 717 01:08:45,004 --> 01:08:47,486 Your turn! 718 01:09:27,119 --> 01:09:31,614 Genghis Khan's Golden Balls! 719 01:09:35,982 --> 01:09:40,064 This is what Viktor Maryanovich was looking for. 720 01:09:43,571 --> 01:09:46,286 What are you doing? 721 01:09:50,392 --> 01:09:52,634 Give them to me! 722 01:09:55,893 --> 01:09:58,284 Give them to me! 723 01:09:58,579 --> 01:10:03,513 I won't give you... Genghis Khan's golden balls. 724 01:10:03,591 --> 01:10:06,114 Give them to me! 725 01:10:14,008 --> 01:10:17,780 - Let me go! - Are you crazy?! 726 01:10:18,198 --> 01:10:21,766 This is the Moskva River! You shouldn't jump there. 727 01:10:34,428 --> 01:10:36,165 Give me the balls! 728 01:10:36,182 --> 01:10:38,995 - I cannot. - Why? 729 01:10:41,006 --> 01:10:45,222 - That's why! - Weren't there two?! 730 01:10:45,301 --> 01:10:49,132 No, boss. All people have two. 731 01:10:49,211 --> 01:10:52,818 But Genghis Khan had three. 732 01:10:57,838 --> 01:11:00,649 Listen, boss. 733 01:11:00,727 --> 01:11:05,285 Genghis Khan was the mightiest of men, 734 01:11:05,363 --> 01:11:09,241 because he had three balls. 735 01:11:09,764 --> 01:11:14,238 Two balls brought wealth and power, 736 01:11:14,316 --> 01:11:17,956 and the third ball brought happiness. 737 01:11:18,896 --> 01:11:21,243 After the death of Genghis Khan, 738 01:11:21,321 --> 01:11:24,344 they became a talisman of our people. 739 01:11:24,449 --> 01:11:27,004 The talisman! 740 01:11:27,109 --> 01:11:31,158 And we lived very rich 741 01:11:31,315 --> 01:11:34,038 and happily and everything was fine. 742 01:11:34,143 --> 01:11:40,066 15 years ago, a bad man came from Moscow 743 01:11:40,144 --> 01:11:43,856 and stole Genghis Khan's golden balls. 744 01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:48,270 Our people began to live very badly. 745 01:11:48,348 --> 01:11:51,665 Health was bad, joy was bad. 746 01:11:51,743 --> 01:11:56,700 Everyone who arrived in Moscow 747 01:11:56,778 --> 01:11:59,384 started destroying walls and making repairs everywhere, 748 01:11:59,462 --> 01:12:02,244 to search for Genghis Khan's golden balls. 749 01:12:02,322 --> 01:12:07,067 This is how we, the guest workers, appeared in Moscow. 750 01:12:07,145 --> 01:12:11,485 The bad guy was stupid, only stealing two balls. 751 01:12:11,563 --> 01:12:15,253 Because the third ball was hanging all the time... 752 01:12:15,331 --> 01:12:17,142 ... here! 753 01:12:18,133 --> 01:12:21,753 Give me the other hand! Come on or die! 754 01:12:24,346 --> 01:12:26,752 Come on! 755 01:12:42,855 --> 01:12:44,953 And why... 756 01:12:45,267 --> 01:12:48,904 ... was the third ball at your neck? 757 01:12:49,902 --> 01:12:52,543 Boss, it's because I'm... 758 01:12:53,607 --> 01:12:57,385 ... the descendant of Genghis Khan. 759 01:12:58,620 --> 01:13:03,192 - Bullshit. - No, no bullshit. 760 01:13:03,870 --> 01:13:06,559 Look at me. 761 01:13:20,429 --> 01:13:22,608 One, two, three... 762 01:13:27,125 --> 01:13:32,525 Boss, now the golden balls of Genghis Khan 763 01:13:32,603 --> 01:13:37,703 are with us, give them to me, so that our people can go back home. 764 01:13:39,322 --> 01:13:43,512 I cannot. They will kill Lariska if I don't bring them back. 765 01:13:43,590 --> 01:13:46,731 Boss, please! We save Lariska, 766 01:13:46,809 --> 01:13:50,320 we save the boss, we save all! 767 01:13:50,425 --> 01:13:53,457 Who will you save?! Just look at yourself! 768 01:13:53,536 --> 01:13:55,820 You destroyed my apartment, almost killed me, 769 01:13:55,898 --> 01:13:58,839 ruined my wedding! But you'll save! 770 01:13:58,917 --> 01:14:02,391 Get out of here before Viktor Maryanovich comes. 771 01:14:02,470 --> 01:14:04,798 Don't be mean! Don't call him! 772 01:14:06,763 --> 01:14:10,339 Viktor Maryanovich, I found what you were looking for. 773 01:14:12,126 --> 01:14:14,934 - On Kaluga Square, near the monument. - Don't! 774 01:14:15,012 --> 01:14:17,499 Come. I'm expecting you. 775 01:14:17,577 --> 01:14:21,280 Yes, yes, a child is expected, how right you are... 776 01:14:32,055 --> 01:14:35,719 - Where are the balls, Lenya? - They were with me, 777 01:14:35,798 --> 01:14:38,541 and now they are gone. 778 01:14:38,619 --> 01:14:41,939 - They stole them. - Who are they? 779 01:14:42,017 --> 01:14:43,928 The two idiots! 780 01:14:44,539 --> 01:14:48,238 Viktor Maryanovich, let her go! 781 01:14:49,428 --> 01:14:54,211 - Punish me severely. - I punish severely... 782 01:14:55,460 --> 01:14:57,458 But I... 783 01:14:58,408 --> 01:15:01,632 - Bison, shoot him in the leg! - Wait! 784 01:15:01,710 --> 01:15:07,125 I swear, Genghis Khan's golden balls are not with me! 785 01:15:07,203 --> 01:15:10,375 - Where are they? - Here! 786 01:15:26,228 --> 01:15:29,591 - Save the boss! - Yes! 787 01:15:34,563 --> 01:15:37,706 Three?! 788 01:15:39,991 --> 01:15:44,358 That's what the gypsy meant. Bison! 789 01:15:46,575 --> 01:15:49,930 Give me your balls. 790 01:15:50,140 --> 01:15:53,515 If you don't give them to me, he will shoot her. 791 01:15:54,238 --> 01:15:58,567 To him it is like spitting. 792 01:15:58,776 --> 01:16:01,801 If you give them, take the boss and his chick. 793 01:16:02,011 --> 01:16:05,658 I promise. I'm good today. 794 01:16:05,972 --> 01:16:09,539 Give me the balls. Give them. 795 01:17:02,071 --> 01:17:05,028 Let's save the boss! 796 01:17:11,763 --> 01:17:14,360 Quiet, comrades! 797 01:17:17,672 --> 01:17:20,319 Now I am happy. 798 01:17:20,398 --> 01:17:25,272 Bison, shoot her. Then shoot that brat too and let's go. 799 01:17:27,724 --> 01:17:32,981 No, don't shoot... you're wrong. 800 01:17:33,059 --> 01:17:36,860 Shut up! Shut your mouth, you dirty bastard! 801 01:17:37,203 --> 01:17:41,411 Listen. All of you, to the last one... 802 01:17:41,830 --> 01:17:44,718 You are nobody and you are nameless. 803 01:17:45,893 --> 01:17:49,765 Here, I am the master of life! And you are slaves! 804 01:17:50,260 --> 01:17:55,051 Just a snap of my fingers, and you'll fly out of the country forever. 805 01:17:56,932 --> 01:17:59,677 Let's save the boss! 806 01:18:00,512 --> 01:18:03,036 Bison, stop chewing your snot. 807 01:18:03,114 --> 01:18:05,937 Pull the trigger! 808 01:18:07,725 --> 01:18:10,427 - No. - What?! 809 01:18:10,532 --> 01:18:13,711 Nothing. Now my eyes have opened. 810 01:18:14,436 --> 01:18:20,004 More precisely, one. To be happy, you have to love someone. 811 01:18:20,422 --> 01:18:22,299 Here, take him, for example. 812 01:18:24,168 --> 01:18:26,960 He loves her. 813 01:18:27,038 --> 01:18:30,530 And they love him. 814 01:18:31,337 --> 01:18:34,329 And you don't love anyone. 815 01:18:34,407 --> 01:18:37,146 You're only happy when others suffer. 816 01:18:37,225 --> 01:18:39,972 I could love too. I am already 43 years old, 817 01:18:40,050 --> 01:18:44,341 - and I'm still playing Tarantino with you. - What are you waiting for?! Idiot! 818 01:18:45,293 --> 01:18:48,388 "The Idiot" is a book 819 01:18:49,119 --> 01:18:51,902 by Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, 820 01:18:52,111 --> 01:18:54,098 and I... 821 01:19:16,086 --> 01:19:18,906 First I left, then I forgot my phone... 822 01:19:18,984 --> 01:19:22,232 I kept thinking... 823 01:19:28,636 --> 01:19:33,131 Hey, lucky guy, where is the Moskva river? 824 01:19:36,782 --> 01:19:40,404 Understood. We're leaving. Thanks. 825 01:19:52,925 --> 01:19:56,103 THE END 826 01:19:57,823 --> 01:20:02,336 I don't understand, is that all? Well, haven't you gone crazy?! 827 01:20:02,891 --> 01:20:06,722 A happy end, like in all American movies... 828 01:20:06,801 --> 01:20:12,568 They lined up, filmed their shit, and had a blast. 829 01:20:12,882 --> 01:20:16,683 Don't think I didn't notice the beer ad, huh?! 830 01:20:16,762 --> 01:20:19,922 They think people are stupid! 831 01:20:23,799 --> 01:20:27,042 Oh, Orlov?! I don't know of such a director. 832 01:20:27,120 --> 01:20:29,979 I know Mikhalkov. And who is this one? 833 01:20:30,057 --> 01:20:34,824 You are not Orlov, but Sinigerov or some Vrabchev. 834 01:20:34,930 --> 01:20:36,974 You still have some growing to do till you become Orlov. 835 01:20:37,053 --> 01:20:40,544 Here, some Tatar. He was shooting. What did you shoot, huh? Morons. 836 01:20:40,622 --> 01:20:44,367 My child takes better pictures with his cell phone. 837 01:20:44,445 --> 01:20:49,358 Go to the yard and take pictures of the chicks. 838 01:20:49,498 --> 01:20:52,419 Here they are, the producers. Assholes! 839 01:20:52,497 --> 01:20:56,293 He lies under the duvet and counts the money. 840 01:20:56,371 --> 01:20:58,456 The chicks go through such a producer to appear in the film. 841 01:20:58,561 --> 01:21:01,236 Well, I didn't see a normal chick in that movie, huh! 842 01:21:01,314 --> 01:21:05,389 Yes, of course. Where the money is, there are our Armenians. 843 01:21:05,468 --> 01:21:08,590 Gathering like flies! 844 01:21:08,669 --> 01:21:12,439 Aren't you afraid to shoot such films about Mother Russia?! 845 01:21:12,517 --> 01:21:15,797 You seem to be sticking your nose in the wrong place. 846 01:21:16,475 --> 01:21:20,126 He used to be funny. A bearded boy, he played in KVN. 847 01:21:20,204 --> 01:21:23,900 We laughed at his image, the whole country laughed. 848 01:21:23,992 --> 01:21:28,310 And now he is skating or playing some guest workers. 849 01:21:28,388 --> 01:21:32,528 Stop, you're not funny! Go to the capital of Armenia! 850 01:21:32,633 --> 01:21:38,508 In Sochi, by the river, sell boiled corn to the grandmothers. 851 01:21:38,815 --> 01:21:43,005 A normal boy. Handsome. 852 01:21:43,590 --> 01:21:46,093 Sun of the Armenian Kingdom. 853 01:21:46,171 --> 01:21:51,032 Come on, go home and I'll go, too. 64441

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