All language subtitles for ER (1994) - S14E06 - The Test (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 MONOLITH)_track3_[eng]

Previously on ER:

This disease
is invariably fatal.

Derrek Lee.

This is for you,
buddy.

The whole team
signed it.

Written boards
are in a week.

Failure is
not an option.

If we quiz each other
every day, we'll nail it.

Yeah. How soon can you fly home?

It's, it's going to be
at least another week.

Another week?!
(Joe crying)

You're right. I'm 19.

RASGOTRA:
19?
No way.

I started college
when I was 12.

If you've decided
you're not an alcoholic,

I can't help you.

If you are,

I'll be your sponsor
again.

Let me know
what you decide.

(clattering)

Abby...

Just a second.

(mumbling):
Crap...

Crap.

Med staff office says
you can't work tonight.

Right. See ya.

I'm serious.
You're banned

until you deal
with your incomplete charts.

Excuse me, Frank.

I told them I was gonna
sling you over my shoulder

and carry you down
to the office myself.

Sling me
over your shoulder?

FRANK: You're backed
up six months.

Oh, good,
you're here.

Paramedics are
bringing in a guy

who's out of his head
and combative,

we could use
the extra set of hands.

Want me to get
some Ativan?

Well, they gave him
ten migs already.

Hasn't touched him.

Abby, don't go out there.

I think Frank
has a crush on me.

Oh, would you go see
the med staff, please?
(patient yelling)

They're bugging me

about your charts.

Nemo Lynch, 32.

There's a snake!

Ran through the
Water Tower naked,

Get the snake!
jumped through
a plate glass window

and kept running.
Sounds like PCP.

PRATT:
All right, 20
of ziprasidone IM.
Got it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey, you need
some help here?

Moretti's got
me triaging.

What am I supposed
to do?
Don't worry
about that.

Just worry about keeping
the patients out of the doorway.

Vitals are stable.
Abdomen's non-tender.

Stab wounds
look superficial.

So why is the E.R. calling
for a surgeon?

Uh, you're a great
mentor, Neela.

That was a question.

Why does this guy
need an x-lap?

Can't trust the exam
if the patient's too high.

Are you listening
to a word I'm saying?

Can I ask a question?

It's a little
embarrassing...

Well, it's better
to ask a dumb question

rather than fake it.

I appreciate
your attitude
towards that.

I-I really do.

I mean it's reassuring
to know that someday...

Yeah, Harold,
sometime today.

Uh, my girlfriend,
Lacey...

her homecoming dance
is coming up.

Homecoming dance?

Yeah, she's in the court.

Out of my league
looks-wise,

but I guess there's
a certain cache

in dating a doctor when
you're still in high school.

Your girlfriend's
in high school?

Yeah, she's a senior
at Woodland.

Anyway, there are
certain skills,

expectations...

Certain rites
of passage

that a certain
homecoming princess

is gonna be counting on,

you know?

No, I'm not sure I do.

(clears throat)

I've never been
to the dance.

I don't know how to do the mambo
or pin the corsage.

Do you have any idea
what I'm talking about?

You know, I didn't grow up
in this country,

so I'm not sure
I'm the best person

to answer this
question...
Neela. Help me.

I'm-I'm a virgin.

(moaning)

You guys all right
in here?

Get away, you freak!
That depends

on your definition
of "all right."
You wrote the map on the skin,

We're doing
just fine.
I know where you hid it.

I will not

be the conduit...

(sighs)

TAGGART:
Sedations kicking in.

Interns,

your first quarter
evaluations are
in your boxes.

Find me if you want to discuss.

Moretti, now's not a good time.

Nobody told us
we were being tested.

Every patient is a test:

of your intellect, of your wit,
of your organizational skills.

(chuckling):
Come on.

Whoa!
Get the snake!

Come on!
Shut up!

And hold still.

We're gonna get the snake.

See that? Every
patient's a test,

and Sam just got
an "A" this time.

(screams)

(laughing)

I guess I spoke too soon.

Oh.

I stole this
from the GYN clinic.

What?
I didn't steal
steal it.

I'll-I'll take it back
just as soon you...

I'm not touching
that thing.

Just go over
the relevant anatomy.

That's all I ask.
Oh, come on, man.

Put that thing away.

LOCKHART:
No free air
under the diaphragm.

He's just so smug all the time.

Have you ever met anybody
so smug?

Let me guess. Moretti?

Every time I come down,
you guys are talking

about the
same thing.

Well, he's an ass,

but I can't deny
he's a smart guy.

C-spine is fine.

Should I take off
his collar?

No, we'll do it upstairs.

Well, this one's
a lot of fun.

Make sure you get him up
before the sedation wears off.

Here's everything
you need to know.

Oh, we're good. Go.

He can't hear anything,
right?
No.

He's had enough sedation
to take down an elephant.

Okay, so,
where exactly

is the G-spot?

(whispering):
Put that thing away.

Hey! I hope
you're on top

of your game tonight,
Lockhart.

You know, I've got
the boards tomorrow.

You're gonna be taking
all the hard cases.

Why the hell are you working
the night before your boards?

It was supposed
to be Morris' shift,

but he's taking them, too.

He couldn't find
anybody else?
Nope.

And he swore

that he would fail
if I didn't bail him out.

But I'll do fine.

I test well.

What'd you hear
from Luka?

Taking longer
than he expected.

He has to retrofit
his dad's house
for a wheelchair, so.

Oh.
STELLA:
This is completely
unfair.

Guy's clearly
on a power trip.

Abby, check this out.

Four pages
of categories:

Procedures,
patient relations,

intellectual
curiosity--

each rated
on a 1-to-5 scale.

He gave us 1s
across the board.

Is that good
or bad?
Bad!

No comments, no
written feedback,

just 1s.
So uncool.

I'm never gonna get
a toxicology fellowship

with this
on my record.
Oh, that's not true.

That's not true.
Are we supposed
to learn from this?

You have to
talk to him.

Yeah, would you?
Please?

Frank.

What's up with the lab?

I've been waiting three
hours for a CBC.

Something about
a flow cytometer.
It'll be a while.

Oh, your kid's school
called twice.

Alex biting off
lizard heads again?

Shut up, Frank.
He's not a sociopath.

That's right. Ignore the
problem. It'll go away.

Well, it's too late.

I have to call 'em
tomorrow morning.
Mm-hmm.

MORETTI:
Hey, uh, Sam.

You're supposed to be covering
triage right now.

What?
Yeah.

Nurses rotate every two hours.
You're up.

Come on.

Excuse me.

Yeah. Hi.

Hi.

Listen, slamming
the interns

without giving any
concrete suggestions

isn't helping anybody.

These numeric
evaluations are...

useless.

Don't worry, Abby.

I gave you solid 3s.

Yeah, listen,
they're freaking out

about the bad
evaluation

instead of focusing
on how to improve.

Illustrating
my point.

Which is what, exactly?

Are they concerned about giving
the patients sub-optimal care?

No. What they're
worried about

is how it's gonna look
on their record.
They need mentors,

constructive feedback,

guidance...
No.

You know, they're
just kids.

Arrogance and inexperience
are a lethal combination.

But there's gotta be
a more effective way
of teaching them that

than completely
breaking them...
Abby, look, I...

I understand it's your natural
instinct to listen,

to wanna be supportive
and to, you know...

but in the end

with...

Forget it.

Can't...

Excuse me.

All right, hang on a bit.

Okay, ma'am, why are you here?

He's got a cough.

Oh, yeah?
Let me see.
(cries)

Hey. Let me see.
His breathing's okay.
You know what?

I'll try to get you back
as soon as I can, all right?

But...
GIRL:
Hello.

Uh, sir, let me see your hand.
Let me see.

Come over here.
Sit down.

GIRL:
Hey!

Hey!
Yes?

I've been here
for three hours.

This guy
just walked in.

Yeah, well,
this guy's bleeding.

Okay, well,
my head is exploding.

You look comfortable to me.

Don't tell me
what I'm feeling.

(sighs)

All right,
you get headaches a lot?

Never like this.

All right.

Here, grab that.

I'll get back
to you in a second.

Follow me.

This place is gross.

Well, you get
used to it.

What's your name?
Heather.

Heather, I'm Dr. Gates.
This is Sam.

Sam, Heather here says she has

an exploding
headache.

Hmm, let's get you checked out.

Moretti have you working
in Waiting?

Yeah, all day.

Don't take it personally.

He's doing that
to all the residents.

I better get back.

Take a seat
over here.

On a scale
of one to ten,

how bad is your headache?

Ten.

You're pretty calm
for a ten.

Yeah, so,
you think I'm lying?

I have a high tolerance
for pain.

Where are your parents?

I don't know. Out.

Okay, well,
give me their numbers.

We can examine you,

but we need their
permission

for any treatment.
Sam.

You seen Pratt?

He's in Exam 3
reducing a shoulder.

Are you on
tonight?

You mean on as in lively
and invigorated

or on as in working?

What?

Morris.

What are you doing?

I'm looking for you.

Why aren't you
home studying?

No, no, no, I-I got too much
nervous energy.

There's no way
I'm gonna be able to sleep.

I came in so
we could study together.

Wait, wait, the only reason
I took over your shift

was so that you could stay home.

Come on. Come on.

We can help each other
get psyched,

get-get focused...

Listen, if you're here, I'm out.

Dude, you need to work
on your game face.

What?

Game face, Greg.

What's wrong with you?

Shrug your shoulders.

Can I open my eyes now?

Yeah.

Okay,
the good news is

your neuro exam
is totally normal,

but you have trigger
points in your neck.
Which means?

It's a tension headache.

You'll feel better
with some ibuprofen.

Aren't you gonna do a
CAT scan or something?

You don't need one.

Well, do one
anyway.

We don't do tests just
'cause patients want them.

Why not?

It's a waste
of resources.

Okay, well, make
my dad pay.

'Cause he's rich.
That's not
really the issue.

You just said it was
about resources, so...

Is this your home
phone number?

Yeah.

So when I call it,

why do I get a video
rental store?

Video rental?

I didn't even know
those still existed.

That isn't funny.

My mom is dead
and my dad is in New York

and he doesn't need you guys
bothering him.

So, not that big a deal.

600 of ibuprofen
once you get

the dad's consent.
And give us his real number.

No more games.

That was so cool,

defending us
from Moretti like that.

Well, we were just
discussing

different teaching
philosophies.
Well, yours is better.

Which is why there's no way
I'm gonna present to him.

You got a minute?
You can't boycott
an attending.

I can't?

Come on.
Just for today.

GATES:
My point is,
hanging out

in the waiting area
is inefficient.

Just get back out
there, Gates.
I should be here
clearing beds,

Moretti, and
you know it.
Look, last month
a woman arrested

in an ER waiting room because
nobody was paying attention.

Brian?

Hey.
Hey.

What are you doing?
13-year-old male

in acute respiratory distress.

Tony.

It's really bad this time.

All right.
I know this kid.

He's got a progressive
neuromuscular disorder.

I know him
from ICU.
Okay.

Hey, buddy,
how you doing?

Pretty good.

Yeah?

Did you see D. Lee hit
for the cycle last night?

No, I missed it. You're
gonna have to give me
a play-by-play, huh?

Pulse ox is only 78.
Let's go.

He needs oxygen.

Sam, you're with me.
Where we going?

Uh, Trauma 1.

Brian, wait right here.
I'll be right back.

HEATHER:
Hey! Hey!
Let's set up a
non-rebreather

and, uh, let's get
an ABG going.

Find someone else
to cover triage.

I'm staying
with this kid.

He left?
What do you mean he left?

He was here, and
then he was gone.

Is that clear
enough for you?

Did he say where
he was going?

Frank, where's the
Crohn's fistula?

Ask me again
in English.

Uh! Never mind.
I found her.

Do women often need
additional lubrication?

Harold, get a consult form.

I mean, it seems like if you're
willing to put in the time

to sufficiently
stimulate the area...

You know, isn't there
anyone in your life

who'd be more appropriate
for this talk?

Like a brother?
Uncle? Anyone?

No, just Grandpa

and he thinks I still
believe in the stork.

Dr. Moretti, is there

anything special I should know
about the Crohn's lady?

She's narcissistic.

She's addicted
to morphine,

and if she says
that she's allergic

to NSAIDs,
she's lying.

Thanks for the warning.

Excuse me. I'm looking
for... you, Dr. Moretti.

I'm Skye Wexler,
your new attending.

We spoke on the phone.

Oh, yeah. I didn't realize
you were starting already.

Yeah, tonight's the night.

Uh... All right.
Uh... follow me.

Will you, um, uh,

write your initials
in this column over here

when you pick up a patient,

and chart any progress in
this column over here. Okay?

Frank, sorry, this
is Dr. Wexler.

She's gonna be taking
some shifts with us

over the next
month or so,

and this is one of
our lifers, Haleh.

Hey.

Hello.

Hi.

You new to Chicago?

Doing locums to make
some extra cash.

Locums?

Yes. Like moonlighting,
mostly nights.

Ah. That's when I work, too.

Oh, yeah. So much better
than being stuck

in a hospital all day
when it's beautiful outside.

I hear you. I'm a
big hiker myself.

You bump your head?

Hang in there, Josh.
You're almost done.

ABG's back. 7.18.

CO2's 66.
Yeah.

He's retaining.

What's that mean?

It means he's tiring out.

You try breathing
50 times a minute.

You're gonna have
washboard abs after this.

Heart line's in.

That's so we can check your
blood gasses without needles.

You see the shadow?

Is that fluid?

Yeah, most likely
aspiration pneumonia.

His swallowing muscles are
weak, it's not protecting his...

Airway.
Right.

I never
should have let you go

to that Kelly
Clarkson concert.

That's not why I have pneumonia.

Did she just say Kelly Clarkson?

You have a problem with that?

Good thing
you're sick,

because I'd be giving
you so much crap.

Kelly Clarkson?

Hey, Sam, gram
of ceftriaxone

and a liter of NS.

Which one of
you is Pratt?

That'd be him.

Hey, I'm Skye Wexler,
new attending.

I'm doing the
overnights with you.

Oh, nice to meet you.

We should call
Hopkins.

We're supposed
to report any ER visits

to the study
coordinator.

SKYE:
I heard you have
the boards tomorrow.

Yeah.
I'll hang here
so you can study.

Really.

Go.

Gates, you good
with this?

Yeah.
All right, buddy.

We'll get you feeling
better soon, okay?

Looks like you're stuck
with me, Josh.

SKYE:
Let me take a look at the film.

TAGGART:
Here.

Here you go.

Your feet must be tired.

This hospital bites.

I've been here for hours,
and nobody's done anything.

We get busy.

What are you doing?

Trying to find someone
who gives a crap.

Yeah, well, those computers
are for staff only.

Go back to your bed.

(huffs)

Hey, did you hear me?

I have chest pain

and it's really, really bad.

I'll get someone
to check you out, okay?

How is the boy doing?

Struggling, headed for a tube.

So what are you
doing out here?

The new attending came in.

She said that
she'd take over.
Wait, wait, wait.

You left a patient

in respiratory failure

with an untested attending
that you've never met?

Oh, well, I...

I'm kidding.

I sent her in there.

(chuckles)

(laughs)
Okay, thanks.

Hey, Doctor.

Check me out.

Hey, what happened?

There you are.

You show up out of nowhere
and then

suddenly you disappear.
(laughs)

How you doing?
Good.

You seem busy,
so I don't want to...
Yeah, well...

I don't want
to get in your way.
Is everything all right?

You look
like hell.

(laughs)
Oh, I...

No, I drove all night
to get here, so...

Oh.
Yeah.

Dr. Pratt, I'm sorry.
This is, uh, Brian, my son.

Oh, really?

Hey.
Yeah, yeah.

Hey, aren't you in college
on the East Coast?

Yes, he is.

And now this is the part
where you tell me

why you're not
in school

(laughs)
and you're here
visiting me at work.

What's that?

Happy Birthday, Dad.

You drove all night
to give me a book?

No, it's not just a book.
It's not just a book.
It's not just a book.

It's like a new way
of thinking.
Really?

All right, well...

You remember when
you were in college

and you got so excited about
everything that you learned?

(both chuckle)

Come on, let's get
out of here, um...

You look like you haven't
eaten in a week.

Nice to meet you.
Okay, hey,

Skye has my sign-out.

All right.

It's the natural course
of Fazio-Londe disease.

Eventually, the respiratory
muscles aren't strong enough

to clear secretions.

So there are no
other options.

This is Dr. Bazzano
from pediatric neurology.

Hi, Joshua.

You're
his mom?
Yeah.

Acidosis is worse.

So... listen up, buddy.

Your, uh, your muscles
that help you breathe

are starting to get tired.

Tell me something I don't know.

So we're going to have
to put a tube down

and, um, that will
breathe for you.

SERENA:
Oh, God.

TAGGART:
The ventilator
is temporary.

It'll give his muscles a rest

so the antibiotics
can do their thing.

And after the pneumonia
is treated, we can take

the tube out?

Well, that's the hope.

Okay.

It's going
to be okay.

We talked about
this possibility.

BAZZANO:
I have to run upstairs.

I'll see you guys
up in the ICU.

Thanks, Doctor.

Do you understand
everything the doctors

are saying?

Yeah.

Mom?

Yeah, honey?

This situation
demands a Slushee.

Josh, sorry,
but you've got to be NPO.

Ah, come on, let's, let's
give the kid a Slushee, huh?

We can live
with that, huh?

Sweet.

Okay.

Where do I...?

The Jumbo Mart.

My kid loves 'em, too.
It's across the street.

Come on.
I'll take you.

Be right back.

Good catch.

You're not tubing me.

Headache's gone.
Now it's chest pain.

EKG was fine.
Exam was normal.

Did you do a beta-HCG?

Could explain
this whole thing.

Keep her on oxygen.

Call if she has
any more sustained decels.

Abby, HCG?

Oh, yeah.

It was negative.

I have to check
on a sick asthmatic.

Oh, that's cool.

I got this.
Okay.

Hey.

I'm Dr. Wexler.
I'm in charge tonight.

Lucky you.

Deep breath.

I can't.

You can try.

(exhales quickly)

Again.

(exhaling quickly)

Well, your heart and
lungs sound good.

Oxygen level is perfect.

Better keep looking then.

You know, your pain
can't be that bad

if you're able to text your
friends all through my exam.

I'm not texting.

I'm trying to get online.
Hmm.

Reception in here sucks.

Look, is there
a computer in here

that I can use or something?

RASGOTRA:
Dr. Wexler, do you
know where Pratt is?

I can't find him anywhere.
You could try
the break room.

I know he's studying.
Thanks.

Sorry about that.
You were saying?

Just forget it.

Never mind.

Of course, we have the grande
olde dame of cramming: caffeine.

Grande olde dame?

300 milligrams,
baby,

keep our engines nice
and revved.

Oh, and this.

Okay, this...

this is the silver bullet.

If you get stuck
on the test,

squeeze this,
the answer will come.

Hey, I don't need
any good luck charms.

You can't reject
a good luck charm.

That's like the opposite
of good luck, as in bad luck.

I don't believe in luck,
I believe in preparation,

and I'm prepared.

Whoa, what's all this?

Well, you know, we got
the boards tomorrow.

And, uh...
how exactly does this fit in?

Something to perk us up
when our stamina flags.

Well, do you guys mind if
Harold hangs here for a while?

He could benefit from
your, uh, tutelage.

No, no way, we have
too much ground to cover.

Oh, come on, if you
don't know it by now,

this isn't gonna help.
That's not necessarily true.

Studies have shown
that cramming can improve

short-term performance.

See? Have a seat, Harold.

Oh, excellent.

Great guys-- smart, experienced.

So what topics do
you want to cover?

Uh, just some basic
fundamentals.

No appetite?

Dairy is pumped
full of hormones

and wheat is
genetically modified.

Right.

Uh, okay, I'll try to find you
some organic Jell-O.

Urine aminolevulinic acid
is elevated,

suggests a problem
with porphyrin metabolism.

Hmm... she does seem to have
a serious fear of food.

Acute porphyria can be brought
on by caloric restriction.

Well, see, it fits.

Hematology said to order
an erythrocyte enzyme assay.

Okay.

Cool case, Grady,
but make sure

to keep moving the
other patients through.

Okay.

Hey, Abby.

Hey.
How is everything?

It's better.

Much better.

You been going
to meetings?

Yes.

Okay, 'cause
I haven't seen you.

Well, the last couple times,
I, um, I worked late,

so I couldn't make it
to St. Mark's.

Oh, I see.

And I kind of wanted

to go somewhere...
where... nobody knew me.

Hmm.

Why is that?

I don't know.

Well, look the, um, church
on Franklin has got meetings

all hours,
day and night.

Okay.

Thanks.

That's good to know.

When your
infection clears,

your vital capacity
will improve

and they'll take
the tube out.

Be real.

I'll never get
off the vent.

Ah, don't say
that, Josh.

I've been thinking
about this moment

pretty much continuously
since I got my diagnosis.

No tube.

So that's it?

You're just going
to give up now?

And... I need to make it look
like it's your decision.

What?

It would kill my mom
if she knew this was my idea.

I promised her I'd fight.

So fight.

They're doing research
on neuromuscular diseases

all over the world.

It's not going
to help me now.

They could come up with
a breakthrough tomorrow, Josh.

They're years away
from a cure.

Whether we like it or not,
this is happening.

My mom can start getting
over it now or a year from now

when she's given up everything
to be by my bedside

while I wither away
on a ventilator.

Josh...

Tony, you get me.

I know you understand.

He's a bright kid.
He knows what's in store.

Intellectual understanding isn't
the same as emotional maturity.

No. I know him.
He understands
what he's doing.

You absolutely sure
about this?

Yeah.

Okay. Do me a favor
and run it by Ethics.

You can tell them
your attending's onboard.

Thank you.

Hey, Sam.

It is Sam, right?

Yeah.
Could you give

our asthmatic in 2
125 of Solu-Medrol?

Uh... I already did.

Part of Moretti's
new asthma protocol.

You don't need doctor's orders

if the patient meets
certain criteria.

Efficient. I like it.

Could I take a look?

Sure. Hey, Frank, do you
have an asthma flowchart?

Hey, kid.

This is a hospital,
not an internet cafe.

TAGGART:
What's wrong with you?

What is wrong with you?

I called your dad and somebody's
on their way to come get you.

You shouldn't have done that.
He didn't want to be bothered.

Of course he does.

How can you possibly say that?

You don't know him
and you don't know me.

Because I'm a parent
and I understand a parent...

Oh, shut up,
you phony bitch.

It's like, um,
it's already after 3:00.

I think it's about
time we go to bed.

No. I think it's time we opened
another bottle of champagne.

Here.
Really?

Mm-hmm.

Did I tell you
I'm taking a course
on the history of wine?

No.
I know, I know.

It sounds like, uh, major
slacker territory, huh?

But it's actually this

awesome survey
of Western civilization.

I mean there's
the Last Supper,

the Spanish Inquisition,
the Yalta Conference--

you name it, somehow
wine was involved.

Yeah, well, wine is...
Oh!

I switched my major
to semiotics.

Oh.

A degree in the meaning
of meaning.

I mean could there be
anything cooler than that?

No, I don't...

But Brian...

I know what you're
going to say, I know.

I don't want to be
premed though, Dad.

I don't. I thought you
were cool with that.

No, I am. That's not...

Why... why are you here?

It's your birthday.

All right, but what's
the real reason?

It's...

I remember when I was,
uh, in fourth grade.

You showed up and you said--

it was right before
lunch-- and you said

we were going to go on this
secret surprise mission.

That's what you said.
Uh-huh.

And I remember,
I remember...

looking out the
window of the car

just, I'm thinking,
I'm wondering,

"Where are we going to go?"

And that, I just-- I swear,
that was just one of the...

that was the most exciting
moment of my life.

You're talking about the time
we went ice fishing?

Yeah.

It was you and me and the lake.

And... I, I just...

I just, I wanted to...

I wanted to...
to thank you. Thanks.

For that, thanks.

You're welcome.

(chuckles)

I'll call the school.

They can send the
syllabus to the ICU.

Thanks, Mom.

Sat is 81.
You guys ready?

Actually, we're
going to hold off.

TAGGART:
What do you mean, "hold off"?

We're not intubating.

He won't tolerate the pressure
generated by the ventilator.

But I thought you said
before that he...

GATES:
No, but I have new
information now

and the clinical picture
has changed.

What kind of
new information?

Are you onboard
with this?

Dr. Gates and I
have discussed

the options at length.

TAGGART:
You really think
it's such a good idea

on your first night attending?

I've been attending
for ten years.

I don't understand.

This wasn't the plan.

Well, we have
a different plan now.

But he's in
respiratory failure.

We'll give him medicine
to keep him comfortable

and we'll take away
the air hunger.

Tony, no...

Trust him, Mom.

Okay.

How's your new,
uh, interns doing?

Uh, overzealous
and inexperienced,

but they seem
like an okay bunch.

Well, I had to send mine
to man camp today.

MORRIS:
So I wake up the next morning
and I look over,

and that best-in-show hottie
from the night before?

Big, hairy mustache.

(men laughing)

And that, my young lads,
is why drinking is bad.

(groans)

LOCKHART:
Looks like you have your noses
to the grindstone in here.

Yeah, well, we got
a little distracted.

It's only 4:00.

The night is still young, huh?

Go! Go!

MEN (chanting):
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Harold!
Go! Go! Go! Go!

(groans)

Harold, I need you
upstairs, now.

But we were just getting
to toys and accessories.

It's not an
invitation.

Abby, paranoid chemical lady
in 2 dropped her pressure.

All right.
Come on. Party's over. Come on.

Whatever poisonous
advice they gave you,

you must forget
it immediately.

Most of what they said
made a lot of sense.

What did they tell you?

Well, Morris said the
greatest sex happens

when you're in love.
Oh.

He did?
Yeah.

And all Pratt talked
about was how to keep

the lines of
communication open.

You're joking.

I do still have some
unanswered questions, though.

Do two orgasms
40 minutes apart

still qualify as multiple?

Pulse ox is 84.
PRATT: All right,

crank up the O2.
It's progressive.

There's no cure.
Abby, intubate.

He has the
right to stop.

Oh, what about his mother?
Doesn't she have any rights?

My obligation is to my
patient, not to his mother.

Josh doesn't want his mom
to know about this.
He's 13!

People make bad decisions
when they're 13.

Laying in bed being
hooked up to a ventilator?

It's not a life.
He can still think.

He can communicate.
Maybe he's around when
they discover a cure.

He doesn't want to lay
around in bed hooked up

to a bunch of machines
waiting for a miracle.

What part of that
do you not understand?

We're not intubating, Sam.

What are you doing?

Hi, can you tell me
who's on call for
Ethics today, please?

It's Larabee. I've discussed
this with him already.

I'm not going to sit...
All right, stop, Sam!

I'm the doctor.
This is my call.
You can either

go mix his morphine drip
or you can take yourself

off this case
because we're done here.

LOCKHART:
Suction.

She had headaches,
abdominal pain,

rash, mood swings.

Tube.

Porphyria seemed to explain
all her unrelated complaints.

Okay. I'm in.

Pass me the bag.
Nice job, Abby.

Yeah, Abby.

Real nice job.

You and your intern spent
eight hours working up a zebra

without ruling out common causes
for acute abdominal pain.

X-ray's back.

(groans)
I got it.

Free air under the diaphragm,
probably a perfed ulcer.

Yeah, right,
which might not be perfed

if you had diagnosed this
four hours ago.

RASGOTRA:
OR 3 is ready.

Haleh will help you
get her upstairs.

All right, that's it, you two.
Okay, I got this.

Sat's coming up.

What's her access?

Did you guys send coags?

I'm sorry.

I went down
the wrong path.

You got excited
about your hypothesis.

It's fine.

It's good.

This is my fault.

I'm supposed to know better.

Excuse me, I'm here
to pick up Heather Baker.

Are you family?

I oversee
the Chicago property.

I have a letter
from her father,

which allows you
to release her to me.

Well, I don't know where she is,

and I'm kind of busy,
so you're going to have to wait.

Well, I've been waiting
almost an hour.

Sorry.

Sam, I have a kid
in 4 who needs

the wax cleaned
out of his ear.

I'm a little tied up right now.
And I'd appreciate it

if you could pull up the
troponins for our rule-out MI.

I don't have a password
for the lab computer yet.

Lily, take this to Gates.

Heather!

Don't! Heather, stop!

No, I don't want this!

Hold still, Heather.

You're making this harder.

Hypoxia makes people combative.

She was here all alone
all night with vague complaints.

None of us wondered why.

She kept changing
her story.

She's calming down.

Well, that's the
Valium overdose.

Next, she's going
to stop breathing.

TAGGART:
18 gauge
in the antecube.

All right, go ahead
and give the flumazenil.

I totally
missed it again.

Oh, I saw it, too.
I blew her off.

LOCKHART:
Big occipital lac
back here.

TAGGART:
I knocked her down
pretty hard.

She cracked her head
on the platform.

Page Psych. They need
to come and see her. NG's in.

Tape?

PRATT:
Placement's good.
Charcoal.

GRADY:
50 grams.
Right.

(sighs)

PRATT:
Here it goes.

TAGGART:
I should have seen it.

I thought she was playing games.
I should have seen it.

You saved her life, Sam.

Don't be too hard on yourself.

Hey.

Hey.

Thank you.

(Pratt sighs)

What can I say?

I overreacted
about the ulcer.

No, you didn't.

Happens to everyone.

And she did great
in the OR.

How do people do this?

Working with interns
is always tricky.

It's hard to supervise
without micromanaging.

It's not just interns.

It's everything.

Some guy shoved me
on the El today,

and I lost it.

I followed him off
the train screaming

even though
it wasn't my stop.

I also fired the nanny,
which is totally irrational,

because Joe's fall had nothing
to do with her,

but I couldn't look at her
without thinking about it.

Oh, that's
understandable.

No, it's not.

It's...

It's like I'm actually trying
to screw things up.

You know, it sounds like
you need a day off.

I wish... it were that simple.

Is there anything I can do?

Do you mind
if I sign out a little early?

(exhales loudly)

Sure.

Thanks.

GRADY:
I finished the brow lac

on the carpenter.

Wow, that was fast.

Didn't need
a two-layer closure?

Actually, Dr. Morris
just had me dermabond it.

Oh, okay.

And how's our
gastroenteritis girl doing?

Is she keeping
Gatorade down?

Well, I-I didn't really
end up pushing fluids because

Dr. Morris said to just go
ahead with the bolus, so...

And I saw Ortho was down here
reducing that shoulder.

How much ketamine
did you need?

I ended up using propofol
because Dr. Morris...

Well, he decided
that he wasn't...

(knocking)

SKYE:
Morris?

What? What? Geez!

I asked for Benadryl,
patient gets Atarax.

I order a splint,
kid gets an Ace.

What kind of creepy loser

hangs out in the break room
all night second-guessing

other attendings when
he's not even on the schedule?

I don't know
if I'm being punk'd

or if you haze
all new attendings

this way, but I don't need you
double-checking my work.

I-I wasn't.
The only reason
I am here is

to make some extra cash
for a surf trip.

Come December,
I am gone.

So you can
stop worrying

that I'm after your job
or your promotion

or whatever you
and your micropenis

are so afraid of.

Oh!

Hi. Archie Morris.

I have no idea who you are
or what you're talking about.

Got to bounce.
You good?

(sighs)

TAGGART:
Hey.

You're okay.

We got rid of all
the pills you took.

Heather, we didn't take very
good care of you last night.

I'm sorry for that.

Your dad's on a plane.

He'll be here
in about an hour.

Is Elizabitch coming, too?

Who?

(voice breaking):
His wife.

He married her
after my mom died.

Eight months
after my mom died.

(sobbing)

She convinced him to move
to New York and leave me here.

What do you mean,
leave you here?

(inhales deeply)

She didn't want a stepkid.

So, he visits...

takes me out to lunch
and buys me things.

But mainly, he just pays people
to tend to me,

like I am
a high-maintenance garden.

Why did you do it?

Why did you save me?

Heather...

I wanted to die.

(softly):
Things will get better, I swear.

(Pratt sighs)

Don't you have to
get out of here?

Yeah, well, it doesn't
start for another hour.

I can't believe

you worked the overnight
before the boards.

After a few years
of getting no sleep,

you get used to it.

Oh. Uh, not me.

I don't think
I'll ever get used to it.

I hate working nights.

Always have.

Here.

Good luck today.

Thanks.

(sighs)

(chuckles softly)

He's unconscious
and bradycardic,

but he's still
breathing, so...

Could be a while
before he actually...

Yeah, I-I... I get it.

His mom's in shock.

I don't think
she was expecting this.

But she knew that
he had a fatal, progressive...

I mean today.

She wasn't expecting
this today.

She thought they
had more time.

Of course she did.

(inhales deeply)

Serena, this is, uh, Julia.

She's a chaplain here.

Chaplain?

Yeah.

I'm so sorry.

(labored breathing)

I can't do this.

It's not the natural
order of things.

Do you want to say a prayer?

No.

Okay.

Do you want me to say a prayer?

(voice breaking):
No.

(labored breathing)

(labored breathing)

(El squealing and rumbling)

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