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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,400 What have you done? 2 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 What's wrong with Beefcake's eye? 3 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:04,320 - I didn't look. - You did! 4 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,880 I vote very hard. 5 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:08,600 - And the others? - Not hard at all. 6 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:10,000 - Not hard at all? - Hard. 7 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:11,920 - Very hard. - Not hard, poor thing. 8 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:13,200 Medium-hard. 9 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:15,400 Beefcake, what's your vote? Fist bump? 10 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:17,280 Fist bump is hard. There. 11 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,480 Fist bump is hard, so on average, that's... 12 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:23,440 medium-hard. 13 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:24,920 I didn't look. 14 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,760 Why are you lying? Look me in the eye. 15 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:30,480 Act like a man. 16 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:33,640 If you didn't look, say "Mirales, you're crazy, I didn't look." 17 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:37,280 If you did, own it and say, "Yes, I looked. So what?" 18 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,040 I didn't look though. 19 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:45,320 The way you keep saying that makes me want to hit you. 20 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:49,320 Always remember the Montaigne quote I told you last time: 21 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,160 "I do myself a greater injury in lying 22 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:54,840 than I do him of whom I tell a lie." 23 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,240 Into position, please... 24 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:00,400 - I didn't look. - ...to receive the rightful sentence! 25 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:09,960 Sure. 26 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:11,440 Hold on. 27 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:17,400 Aight, we're on our way. Aight, see ya. 28 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:20,560 I'm keeping to my word. 29 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:23,400 Don't worry, I'm keeping to my word. 30 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:27,120 Come on, let's go. 31 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,040 Beefcake, come here! 32 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:30,600 Bye guys! 33 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:53,720 Be good, my little Beefy. 34 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:55,600 Daddy will be back soon. 35 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,760 Dog, don't pet him. If he scratches you, it's gonna hurt. 36 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,080 François isn't well. 37 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,520 I changed his kibble, poor thing... Your recipe didn't work. 38 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,800 - It didn't work? - It really didn't. 39 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:24,440 He gets close to the bowl, sniffs it, and... 40 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:25,600 just leaves. 41 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:27,760 Cats are crazy though. 42 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:29,640 Huh, my little François? 43 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:32,760 - Want a refill, bro? - Sure. 44 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:35,760 What's up with you? You had at least five beers earlier. 45 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:37,560 - Let him be! - No way. 46 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:38,520 I'm okay! 47 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,480 Are you? Top him up. 48 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,680 - Stop encouraging him! - Top him up! 49 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:44,840 You're supposed to be the voice of reason. 50 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,040 If he wants to... 51 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,840 How much do you want? 100 or 200? 52 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,920 Make it 200. 53 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:57,040 - Just don't fall asleep. - Relax. 54 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,840 Have I ever fallen asleep? 55 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:01,800 Sometimes you get close. 56 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:03,200 Don't push it. 57 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,360 No slandering, please, sir. 58 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:07,960 Right, are we off? 59 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:19,160 Fuck... 60 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:20,520 Good evening! 61 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:22,440 What are you looking at? 62 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:25,200 Think you're pretty, do you? What's your problem? 63 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,960 What the fuck do you want? Think you scare me? 64 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:29,840 Go home to your mom! 65 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,520 Why are you talking to me? Get out of my sight! 66 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:35,720 - Who even are you? - Have you lost it? 67 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,400 Go find your mom, she'll teach you! 68 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:39,600 Loser! You better watch it! 69 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:42,400 JUNKYARD DOG 70 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,240 Come on, get in the car. 71 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:58,360 Beefcake! 72 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,400 Come for a walk with Daddy! Let's go! 73 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:08,200 No! Leave it! 74 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:09,760 Let's go! 75 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:12,840 - See you. - See you. 76 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:24,320 Wait for me. 77 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:27,200 Come on. 78 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:36,640 Beefcake! 79 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:42,480 Sit. 80 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:44,240 Stay. 81 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,160 How are you, Mrs. Dufour? 82 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:50,200 Hello Antoine! 83 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:52,520 How are you? I made you some biscuits. 84 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:53,440 Did you? 85 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,640 I was a bit heavy-handed with the muscat, but they're good. 86 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:58,080 That's nice, thank you. 87 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:00,360 - Do you want a coffee? - Can't stop, sorry. 88 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:03,680 I'll be back. They last for five days in the cupboard. 89 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:05,640 They'll be gone before then! 90 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,360 Perfect. Have a nice day! Come on, Beefcake. 91 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,560 Beefcake, stay! 92 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:34,880 Beefcake, come back! 93 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:40,200 You've reached Damien's voicemail. Please leave a message. 94 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:42,640 Yeah, it's me. I'm downstairs. 95 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:45,680 If you're not dead, call me. If you are dead... 96 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:48,400 Say hi to Satan, tell him I'll be there soon. 97 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:50,360 See you later. 98 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:13,040 - Hello. Where are you going? - Le Pouget. 99 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,880 I live there. Get in! 100 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:16,480 Thank you. 101 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:45,520 They're heading for a nice, controlled victory. 102 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:49,200 That's a good recovery. 103 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:52,040 - Oh man... - Boom! 104 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:58,640 Come on, let's move. 105 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:00,400 No, let's play again. 106 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:03,400 We're rotting in here like slobs. 107 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:06,200 Let's go for a walk or something. 108 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:07,840 I don't feel like it. 109 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,680 You're so annoying. 110 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:14,760 Can't you compromise for me, man? 111 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:17,720 A little compromise for me? 112 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:24,400 I'll make a compromise for you. 113 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,320 We'll sit and stare at each other all day. 114 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:31,640 Sounds real fun. 115 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:36,160 We're going to spend a memorable day like... 116 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,120 two doddery old men, 117 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:40,720 bedridden in a nursing home. 118 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:43,760 Waiting for death together. 119 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:54,600 Who is it? 120 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,280 A girl I gave a ride to earlier. 121 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:02,480 A hitchhiker? You're picking up girls and not even telling me? 122 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,120 I'm telling you now. 123 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:12,040 Aight, tell her to come over tonight. We can hang out. 124 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,920 Yeah, I'll text her later. 125 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:15,920 Cool. 126 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,120 And there's the goal. 127 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,040 What a perfect strike. 128 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,240 Right in the back of the net. 129 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:30,120 If I were a woman, would you... 130 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,280 Would you think... 131 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:37,520 Imagine me, my face, my eyes, my features, 132 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:42,240 my body, just with two well-placed little protrusions, would you... 133 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:46,560 Could you potentially desire a woman like me? 134 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,120 - No. - What? 135 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:50,400 I'll help you. 136 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:53,840 Imagine that I'm slowly moving towards you, like this... 137 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,440 Let's play again. 138 00:09:57,880 --> 00:09:59,480 Let's have a good time. 139 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:01,840 Hello, Dog. 140 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,040 Your ankle bone is... 141 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:07,520 rather sharp. 142 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,560 May I make my way up your calf? 143 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:15,920 May I fondle that divine kneecap, 144 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:19,400 as well as those beautifully slender pianist's fingers. 145 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:25,520 Those forearms that I love to explore with the poetry of a... 146 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:30,480 of a finger salad, wandering around, about to seize that little birdie! 147 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:44,040 No way, man. You smell like a dead rat. 148 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:47,040 You mangy dog. Go on, get away from me! 149 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,160 Your butt is... 150 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:54,360 Farts like that are... They're unbelievable. 151 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:56,240 They're not normal people's farts. 152 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,960 Did the whole village shit in your underwear? 153 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:01,280 Unbelievable! 154 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:04,080 You have a disease there. 155 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,240 Are you leaving? 156 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:09,320 You think I want to suffocate? I didn't bring my oxygen tanks, man! 157 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:17,440 Hey, Bernard! 158 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:20,320 How are you? 159 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,080 Good? 160 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:24,040 Good. 161 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,240 So... 162 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:27,240 What does it say? 163 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,240 Nope, nothing. 164 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,280 Didn't win anything. 165 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,000 When is your birthday, Bernard? 166 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,160 December 3rd. 167 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:41,560 - December 3rd? - Yeah. 168 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:44,120 That's a Leo, it's for July and August. 169 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:47,000 You've got to play Sagittarius for December 3rd. 170 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:49,920 But I like Leo. 171 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:53,640 It's up to you, but you're meant to play your star sign. 172 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,000 I won with Leo! 173 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,240 Chill, chill. It's up to you. 174 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:58,200 It doesn't matter. 175 00:11:58,360 --> 00:11:59,800 See you later, Bernard! 176 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:29,960 - Hey. - How are you? 177 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:34,720 Mirales and I are going to hang out with some friends. 178 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,080 You're welcome to come. 179 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,520 I'd have loved to, but I'm too tired. 180 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:43,000 After the journey, I'll just stay home and smoke a joint. 181 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,240 Chill. 182 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:47,360 Don't be shy. We're alright, we're a nice bunch. 183 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,320 Jolly fellas. 184 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:50,720 We'll relish tonight. 185 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:52,160 I'm not shy. 186 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:54,120 So come with us. 187 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:57,720 - Maybe next time, but right now... - Come on! 188 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,560 You're not in Le Pouget every day! 189 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:03,240 I've got a month! 190 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:07,160 Yes, but... You can't miss tonight! 191 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,160 Things are going to happen! 192 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,040 I'd have to get changed. 193 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,400 What for? 194 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,200 I'm not going out in my pj's! 195 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,520 You're still better dressed than everyone else. 196 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,680 No doubt about that. 197 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,800 Maybe I'll come by, then. 198 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,680 No, no, no, you're coming. 199 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,120 Don't let us down, 200 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:29,600 or on my father's grave, I'll drag you out from your den by the collar. 201 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:31,840 See you later! 202 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,680 See you later! Come on. 203 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,240 - Nonsense! - My carbonara has cream in it. 204 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,080 Same. 205 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,240 Always has. 206 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,640 I'm talking about the traditional recipe. 207 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:48,880 You are talking about a... A miscreant's recipe, actually. 208 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:52,120 My recipe has five very simple ingredients: 209 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,720 olive oil, parmesan, 210 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:57,400 egg, pancetta and pepper. That's it. 211 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,480 You can't say it's not as good 212 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:01,480 with cream and bacon. 213 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:02,480 You joker! 214 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,440 Which of us is the chef? 215 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:07,640 Who's the chef? As of now, no one. 216 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,160 You're opening a restaurant, so you think you can talk, 217 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:13,040 but who is truly a chef? 218 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,640 You're not a chef, you have a certificate. 219 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:20,840 - A chef's certificate, so I'm a chef. - A chef cooks. 220 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,320 You'll be a chef when you start cooking. 221 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:24,320 Now, you're nothing. 222 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,640 You got some nerve. 223 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,760 You know very well that if I'm not cooking, 224 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,760 it's by choice. 225 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:32,720 I don't feel like 226 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:35,720 working in a village restaurant. 227 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,920 No offense or anything, but... 228 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:40,360 - I just dream bigger. - Fuck off, then. 229 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:43,000 Instead of putting down people who are trying to... 230 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,360 Completely unrelated! 231 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,200 I really meant no offense. 232 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,800 I was just wondering. Paco, you're opening a restaurant. 233 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,520 You've never worked in a kitchen. 234 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:53,720 Want some? 235 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,400 What's the big deal? 236 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,120 - You don't smoke? - No. 237 00:14:57,280 --> 00:15:01,080 I never said I was a chef. I'm starting a business. 238 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:05,400 I'll hire a chef. I'm doing market research, 239 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,760 looking for a place, going to the banks... 240 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,720 I'm setting up a project! 241 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,080 If you're interested, I'll be very happy, 242 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,560 and if you're not, then never mind. 243 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:15,760 Okay, it's a business... 244 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,520 I'm not just winging it because this is home. 245 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,800 I think it'll work. 246 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,000 Well, anyway. 247 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:28,040 Look, I long for your success. 248 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,200 - We'll see. - I long for it. 249 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,200 I don't fit in... 250 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:36,040 in the environment in which I'm growing. That's all. 251 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,800 Dog fits in. 252 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:41,480 He was made for growing up in a village like this... 253 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,320 I know that if I stay here, 254 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,720 I'm going to get cancer someday, I won't see it coming, 255 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,200 and my body will speak for me 256 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:53,760 and express itself. 257 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,920 Dog would be a good waiter for you. 258 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,200 Dog looks like a waiter, and... 259 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,120 If only he didn't want to 260 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,720 suck the dicks of skinheads in cargo pants 261 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,960 and be this country's guard dog. 262 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,440 That's ambitious! 263 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:09,840 What a dream! 264 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,160 We'll see. 265 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,200 We'll see. 266 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,000 We need money, anyway. 267 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,960 If you have no money, you have no girl. 268 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,320 You have no girl... 269 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,560 you have no problems. 270 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,200 You have no problems... 271 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,160 you have no life. That's it. 272 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:27,360 I have Dog, 273 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,880 so I have problems and no life. 274 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,120 Imagine that! 275 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,560 - Are you upset? - No. 276 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,040 Why aren't you talking? 277 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,000 Don't feel like it. I'm listening. 278 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,640 Don't feel like what? 279 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,200 I don't feel like talking. 280 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,240 You feel like being attractive, though. 281 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:50,640 Clearly you feel like radiating beauty, 282 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,520 sitting on your bench, 283 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:56,040 attracting women like a magnet. 284 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,800 That doesn't bother you. 285 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:08,760 Right, I'm off. 286 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:09,920 You're going? 287 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,480 What, you're leaving? 288 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:13,560 You're leaving? 289 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,640 Yeah, I'm tired. 290 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,480 What's at home that's better than this? 291 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:20,680 Sleep. 292 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,080 - Why do you want to sleep? - I'm tired. 293 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,720 You've done nothing all day! 294 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,040 So what? I'm still tired. 295 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,200 Oh yeah? Are you tired of us? 296 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,040 Fuck that. I'm off! 297 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,920 Go on, then. Loser! 298 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,680 Little bitch! 299 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:37,720 I'm off too. 300 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:38,920 Traitor! 301 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,000 Judas. 302 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,400 See you next time! 303 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,720 Let's throw stones at her too! 304 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:13,960 That's my neighbor. 305 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,040 It's beautiful. 306 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,480 She's good, isn't she? 307 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,440 She used to do concerts. 308 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,800 She was famous for a while. 309 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,480 Mirales was taking lessons with her at some point. 310 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,040 Oh yeah? Mirales? 311 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,960 Just for like, six months, when he got here. 312 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,400 So he's not from here? 313 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,000 No, he's from Grenoble. 314 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,320 That's why he has a weird accent. 315 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,320 Yeah, I don't know. 316 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,960 Does he always act all cocky like that? 317 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,120 I don't know. 318 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,120 That's Mirales. 319 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,640 I thought you two had known each other for ages. 320 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,240 We have. 321 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,960 Like, since we were 12, we... 322 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:14,200 We've been inseparable since the sixth grade. 323 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,360 He really reminds me of my ex. 324 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,600 That's not a compliment. 325 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:33,640 Look at this. 326 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,080 What do you see? 327 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:38,680 Hang on. 328 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:47,240 A cloud. 329 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:48,800 A cloud? 330 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,600 Is that all? 331 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,640 Well, aren't you brimming with imagination! 332 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:57,840 Come on! 333 00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:59,840 Don't you want to play? 334 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,400 I don't know, do something better! 335 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:05,480 Here you go! 336 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:06,800 Stop it! 337 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:08,960 There! 338 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,120 Hello. 339 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:47,920 Let's go. 340 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,920 No, I'm not coming. I think I'll stay. 341 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,360 Since when do you think? Get your coat! 342 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,160 Forget it. Anyway, it's cold. 343 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,200 Let's hang at yours, then. 344 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,560 What's wrong with you? 345 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,680 Elsa's up there. 346 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,200 That's why. 347 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,720 Did you fuck her? 348 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,280 Not even any fooling around? 349 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,840 You sly dog. 350 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:58,400 The guy comes towards me, and he's looking for a fight, you know? 351 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:02,960 You know I don't like fighting, so I'm trying to calm things down a bit, 352 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,160 and then the bouncers show up, 353 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:08,880 and Driss comes up from behind, kicks the guy in the teeth. 354 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:13,480 So the bouncers grab me by the ponytail, Driss is throwing punches. 355 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,400 We're all hitting each other, 356 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,560 everyone starts fighting, punching, kicking. 357 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:22,480 So yeah, that's it. Massive brawl. Shit went down. 358 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,560 - Crazy shit. - That's it? 359 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,560 What did you need? 360 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,360 I need 60, as usual. 361 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,840 - Sixty? - Yup, please. 362 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,360 - Here. - Thanks, man. 363 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:37,640 It's good stuff, right? 364 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,320 Nah, it ain't shit, man. 365 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,600 Nice. 366 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:42,920 See you later! 367 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:06,520 Sit! There. 368 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:07,680 Good boy. 369 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,080 Sit! 370 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:10,440 Hello Antoine! 371 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,440 - How are you? - I'm fine. 372 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,120 All good. 373 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:15,520 Hello Beefcake. 374 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,600 Were the biscuits to your liking? 375 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,520 They were lovely. And I really liked the muscat. 376 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,280 You prefer them like that? 377 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,600 - Hello Damien! - How are you? 378 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,120 Good, and you? 379 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,680 And you, Beefcake? I always have something for you in my bag. 380 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,280 Look. There you go. 381 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,840 Thank you! Say thank you. 382 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,480 Have a nice day! 383 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,960 Come on, Beefcake. Come on! 384 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:40,960 Come on, Beefcake. 385 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000 Have you dolled yourself up? 386 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,960 - No. - You're wearing aftershave. 387 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,880 You saucy minx. 388 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,480 Here you go. Keep the change, man. 389 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,680 What's your biggest dream, Elsa? 390 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,680 I hardly know you. I'm not gonna tell you my dreams. 391 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:32,160 We're getting to know each other. We can share things. 392 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,320 Do you want to know mine? 393 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:36,480 Sure. 394 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,120 It's to be alone in this car with you. 395 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,320 Because happiness 396 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,360 lies in the present moment. 397 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,640 Why always 398 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:53,920 go looking for happiness elsewhere when it's always within reach? 399 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,800 Welcome the present moment. Welcome it, accept it. 400 00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,680 Appreciate the moment you're sharing with me. 401 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:02,320 Let's enjoy it! 402 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,880 We're in a car, healthy and breathing. 403 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,200 We're chilling! We get along well. 404 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:08,440 Do we, now? 405 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,480 Do we not? 406 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,280 Are you saying you don't like me? 407 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:20,360 You're not fond of me? 408 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:22,560 Meh. 409 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,720 "Meh," really? 410 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:27,880 You too, Dog? "Meh"? 411 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,400 "Meh" what? 412 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:32,600 Do you love me? 413 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,240 I love everyone. 414 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:41,200 He's not okay with his love for me, so he's including you and Beefcake. 415 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,200 So coy, it's touching. 416 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,400 Bernard! 417 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,440 This is Daddy's ball! 418 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,320 Daddy's ball, and Beefy's ball. 419 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,360 Beefy's ball, and Daddy's ball. 420 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:28,720 We're sharing. 421 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,160 Sharing is caring. 422 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,640 Okay then. Leave it. Sit. 423 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,920 Do you want to throw it? 424 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,560 Leave it, Beefcake! 425 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,720 Come on, Beefcake! 426 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,320 Look at the ball! 427 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:44,960 You go fetch it, okay? 428 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,240 Go fetch! 429 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:49,400 Fetch! 430 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,280 Your dog is such an idiot! 431 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:54,600 Don't be disrespectful. 432 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:55,680 He's so stupid. 433 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,840 - You can't play with him. - He is stupid. 434 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:01,520 I know you're smart. I do, but she's mean. 435 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:05,120 She's making up for not being well in the head. She's in turmoil. 436 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,880 What's going on in there must be very sad and very ugly, 437 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:10,680 and she's going to apologize now. 438 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,760 You hurt his feelings. Apologize. 439 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,560 I'm not apologizing to a dog. 440 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,720 In that case, attack! 441 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,560 No! Okay, okay. 442 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,440 Come here, Beefcake. My deepest apologies. 443 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,280 There. You're ugly and stupid. 444 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,280 Come away from that meanie. 445 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,720 This is Beefy's ball 446 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,720 This is Beefcake's ball-y 447 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,400 This is Beefy's ball 448 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,600 This is Beefcake's ball-y 449 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,960 So you can make fun of him? 450 00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:42,400 I'm training him, it's not the same. 451 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,400 And it's my dog, so I mean well. 452 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,040 This is Beefcake's ball-y 453 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:49,800 There. 454 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,080 "Beefy's Ball", his favorite song? 455 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,480 Music and lyrics by me, okay? 456 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:56,680 Let's sing to him. 457 00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,040 I'll start, 458 00:27:58,800 --> 00:27:59,640 as a solo, 459 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,640 and you sing in unison behind me. 460 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:02,440 Okay? 461 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:03,800 Your friend is crazy. 462 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:07,320 "The subtlest madness comes from the subtlest wisdom." 463 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:08,520 Montaigne. 464 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,400 You're real lovebirds, huh? 465 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,720 If you knew all the dirty tricks 466 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,200 I played on him around the village, 467 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:21,000 you'd be surprised at the creature you got your hooks into. 468 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,520 Come here! Beefcake! 469 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,200 Come in. 470 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:29,680 Here, Beefcake! 471 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:31,120 Here. 472 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:37,720 What are you doing? 473 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,720 I'm waiting for it to dry. 474 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,320 This blue's nice, isn't it? 475 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,320 It softens it. 476 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:50,960 You made good progress. 477 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:52,560 Hats off. 478 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:57,480 I took Dog and Beefcake for a walk. He had so much fun. 479 00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,800 - Who, Dog? - No, Beefcake. 480 00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:03,080 Dog isn't chasing after tennis balls yet, unfortunately. 481 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,720 Didn't he have fun? 482 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,600 Didn't he have fun with Daddy and Uncle Dog? 483 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,440 He had some tennis balls, he messed them up, he... 484 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,240 ripped them apart! 485 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:22,360 I'll make some food. 486 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,440 Is there anything you'd like? 487 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,360 Leftovers from yesterday, I guess. 488 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,600 I don't know, she's weird. She has a vibe. 489 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:41,280 She's sad... 490 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:42,840 Nothing, just painting... 491 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:47,440 I don't know if it's because she doesn't show her work... 492 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,440 Even though it's magnificent. 493 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,720 But she's in a loop where she paints, 494 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,800 she watches her painting dry, a million miles away, 495 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:59,320 she puts it in the storeroom, paints another, and so on and so forth. 496 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,720 This has been going on for at least three weeks. 497 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,640 She hasn't left the house. 498 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,920 It's like she's running away from something. 499 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,680 She's in this state of stillness, 500 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,800 and it drives me mad. 501 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,560 Mad. I'm there, and I don't know what to do. 502 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,880 She's my mom. I can't tell her, 503 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:21,720 "Your life is shit. Get out of the house and do something. 504 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:26,120 "Don't get sucked into a depression that will..." 505 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,680 It's not my place to say that. 506 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,200 It's not the natural order of... 507 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,000 Of things, you know? 508 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,080 Are you listening to me? 509 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:48,960 Are you listening? 510 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,280 What was the last thing I said? 511 00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,640 You were talking about painting. 512 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,400 So I'm an idiot talking to myself? 513 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:20,200 Come on, smile! 514 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,680 - Let me see. - No. 515 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:27,360 - Come on, let me see. - No. You'll delete it. 516 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,840 - Come on! - Stop it! 517 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,640 You're going to hurt me. Let go! 518 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:41,240 Okay, hold on. Okay, I'll... 519 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,880 I swear I'll show you. 520 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:45,560 But don't touch it! 521 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,520 Hang on a sec. 522 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,240 You're really handsome. 523 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:07,160 Yeah. 524 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,960 Yes, I got your texts. 525 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:14,880 Right now? 526 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,760 Okay then. On my way. 527 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:27,720 Do you have to? 528 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,680 He'll be pissed off if I don't go. 529 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:01,920 Guys! 530 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,960 - What's up? - Hi! 531 00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,960 Johan's coming down. 532 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,240 Cool. 533 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,240 How are you guys? Good? 534 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,840 I quit smoking overnight. 535 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,800 I was smoking a spliff, I said, "This is the last one," 536 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:24,720 and it was. 537 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,200 But you're not trying to put off your clients? 538 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,760 I'm not going to shoot myself in the foot, bro. 539 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:32,280 Business is business. 540 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:33,640 Fair enough. 541 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:36,560 "Time is money," as the Americans say! 542 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,360 - How many did you need? - Five, please. 543 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:40,880 Five bars? 544 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:42,240 Here you go. 545 00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:43,600 Thanks. 546 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,080 Good one. 547 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:50,920 So, speaking of America, how was your trip to Quebec? 548 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,160 - It was amazing. - Was it good? 549 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,240 - It was great. - It was incredible. 550 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:56,840 Except for the cold. 551 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,520 That's what scares me. It's chilly. 552 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,560 Crazy. Minus 30, minus 40. 553 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:02,640 What? 554 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,200 It was minus 40 one day. 555 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:06,600 No, almost. 556 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:08,640 Okay, minus 38. 557 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:09,640 Minus 40 is... 558 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,800 It's hell. Just not as hot. 559 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,560 Is Quebec far from Canada? 560 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,200 Are you aware of... 561 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,240 Of what you just said, or...? 562 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,400 I must be getting confused... 563 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,960 Do you realize the level of stupidity of what you just said? 564 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,920 Maybe I'm getting mixed up with... 565 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,320 Listen, it's as if you'd said, 566 00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:39,880 "Brittany is next to France, right?" 567 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,560 I don't care. 568 00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:44,720 You don't care about anything, that's the problem. 569 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:52,080 He's getting dumber and dumber from being uninterested, uncultured... 570 00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:55,680 No curiosity. 571 00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:57,640 I am interested. 572 00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,080 Interested in what? 573 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,560 - I don't know. - There you go. 574 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:06,600 I hope the army will at least help open up your... 575 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,600 Expand your horizons a little, otherwise... 576 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,840 You've got a long way to go. 577 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,840 The worst part is he's smart, 578 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,520 but since he's so lazy, well... 579 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:21,080 It makes it tragically idiotic, and we have this... 580 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,440 A happy idiot. 581 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,720 - Who isn't even happy. - I am. 582 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,000 Are you happy? 583 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,520 Well, to each his own. You can't... 584 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:36,440 You can't what? His life is eating, drinking, sleeping. 585 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:39,800 You can't say, "To each his own." And fucking, recently. 586 00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:05,920 Nicely done, Nico! 587 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,000 Dog, to the middle! 588 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:13,240 Again! 589 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:15,160 Go, go, go! 590 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:18,360 Lame! 591 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,440 Come on! On the side! 592 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,680 He's hogging the ball. 593 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,680 No one was defending! 594 00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:49,800 Have you planned the decor of your restaurant? 595 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,200 Charlotte's doing it. 596 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,640 Never mind. I don't want to know. 597 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,200 Excuse me, sir. 598 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,880 I'm baffled to see my friend has two forks. 599 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,600 Apologies, indeed. 600 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,120 All sorted. 601 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:08,720 That's that. 602 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,560 Was that you? Where did you put it? 603 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,400 It's magic. 604 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:13,600 Where is it? 605 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,200 The second magic trick is a gift. 606 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:20,360 It's the fruit of the labor of all these guests at this table, 607 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:24,080 who dug into the abyss of their bank accounts, 608 00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:25,880 and emptied their pockets. 609 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:27,960 Here you go, brother! 610 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,920 - Here. - Thanks a lot! 611 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,720 - I'm gonna open it. - Go on, open it. 612 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:38,960 Look at that. 613 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,920 You're going to look so smart. 614 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,400 The tag's still on it. 615 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:46,720 The tag's still on it. 616 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,560 He can check how much we spent. 617 00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:52,440 Dog, try it on! 618 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,800 No, no. Thank you very much. 619 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,240 Everybody chipped in, 620 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,320 except for one person, 621 00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,800 the one who should be closest to you. 622 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,200 But you didn't ask me! 623 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:05,720 - I didn't? - No. 624 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:08,200 We won't blame her for not taking part. 625 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:09,280 Poor thing. 626 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:10,720 We won't blame her! 627 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,360 You excluded me. 628 00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,840 Speech! Give us a speech! 629 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,440 Come on! Just a few sentences. 630 00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:19,400 - No fucking way! - Go on! 631 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,200 Be grateful to these people. 632 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:25,000 They all got together and gave money to get you a gift, 633 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,200 and you just say thanks? Give us something! 634 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,160 A few sentences, it's not much. 635 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,280 So, Elsa, what do you do in Rennes? 636 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:39,840 Me? Well... 637 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,680 I've just finished a master's degree in comparative literature. 638 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,480 - And what are you doing now? - Not much. 639 00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:50,160 I came here to save a bit on rent. 640 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:54,160 My aunt needed someone to housesit, water the plants, stuff like that, 641 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,760 so she asked me, and... Yeah. 642 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,960 That way, I could sublet my apartment. 643 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,840 I'd like to work in an arthouse cinema. 644 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:07,840 I might have a way to work at the box office. 645 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:11,640 And also to write the articles about the movies, or... 646 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:13,320 Is that funny? 647 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,240 You're on the cash register, and you... 648 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,720 I'd moderate debates, help with comms... 649 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,040 Yeah, sure. 650 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,160 - People do that. - For sure. 651 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:25,080 I thought you'd give lectures and be on the cash register. 652 00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:28,440 - Maybe not lectures, but debates... - You'd run the thing. 653 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,000 Exactly. I'd moderate debates, write... 654 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,480 I could watch the films, since I'd be there. 655 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,440 So, you're a writer? 656 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,160 No, not really. 657 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:40,720 I wish I were! A magazine published two of my short stories. 658 00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:43,720 But... I don't know. 659 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,080 I don't know what I want to do for a living. 660 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:51,280 And in comparative literature, which authors did you study, which... 661 00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,480 I don't think you'd know them. 662 00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,040 So I look like a moron, do I? 663 00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:02,160 No, not at all. I just... I don't think you'd know them. 664 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,000 Try me. You never know. 665 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:05,600 Well, I'm studying 666 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:09,320 "Echoes and Mirrors of Classical Versification in the Literary Prose 667 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:10,560 of Hermann Hesse." 668 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:15,320 I get it. It's how he poeticizes his prose, 669 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,800 what methods he uses, right? 670 00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:20,000 Yeah, kind of. 671 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:27,080 I tear through those books. For me, Steppenwolf is really the greatest... 672 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,240 One of, say, five novels 673 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:33,440 that built my literary imagination, honestly. 674 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,600 Narcissus and Goldmund, Siddhartha... I can't get enough. 675 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:40,280 I have a space design diploma. 676 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,320 That wasn't the question, but... 677 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,720 - Aren't you tired of being mean? - I'm not being mean. 678 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,440 It's actually love. 679 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,520 In fact, deep down, it's all love. 680 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:51,760 Very deep down! 681 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,680 Enjoy your meal, guys. 682 00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:58,840 Happy birthday! 683 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:41,840 What? 684 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,560 Do I eat like that? 685 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:48,880 We bust our asses for a posh dinner and that's what we get? 686 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,000 Eating like a dog from his bowl? 687 00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:55,720 How are the people around you eating? Like you? 688 00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:58,440 Fat pig! 689 00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:06,400 Wolfing it down. 690 00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:09,000 Don't you feel any... Don't stuff your face! 691 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:14,080 It's as if you hadn't eaten in years. You make everyone else sick! 692 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,960 - Let him be. - But he needs to understand. 693 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,800 Be grateful to those trying to please you. 694 00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,360 I've lost my appetite now, because of you. 695 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,280 Appreciate it, savor it, you know, with finesse. 696 00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:31,920 Can't you do that? 697 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,040 - I need to pee. - You deserve a slap. 698 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,240 Why don't you leave him alone? 699 00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,200 Was I talking to you? 700 00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:01,520 - I asked you a question. - Was I talking to you? 701 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,240 I'm talking to you. 702 00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:05,520 You have nothing to say without him. 703 00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,560 Well, first of all, shut the fuck up. 704 00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,680 - Mirales, leave it. - Secondly... Hold on. 705 00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,800 You've been with him for two minutes and three blowjobs. 706 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:15,520 You don't know him. 707 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:17,320 - Calm down. - Hold on. 708 00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:21,200 I've known him for 15 years. I know who he is, okay? 709 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,240 You don't. I leave him for two weeks, 710 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,800 I find him dead and rotting on the side of the road, 711 00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:28,560 so don't even go there. 712 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:31,600 Those two have ruined my meal! 713 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,480 We leave you for two weeks, where do we find you? 714 00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:36,320 I'd be at yours, 715 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:40,160 ready to whack a nice phalanx salad into your stupid little face. 716 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,600 In your literature classes, didn't they teach you 717 00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,960 not to judge a book by its cover? 718 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:48,960 That's pretty basic. 719 00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:56,880 Those two were made for each other! 720 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,520 Come on, Beefcake! 721 00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,520 Sit. Sit. Beefcake! 722 00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,280 No, leave it! Sit! 723 00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:15,640 What did Daddy say? 724 00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,800 What did Daddy say, Beefcake? 725 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,160 What did I say? 726 00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:24,000 Go on, eat. 727 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:37,920 Yeah, I was a cutie. 728 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,440 Look how my parents dressed me. 729 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:43,360 Are you laughing at me? 730 00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:44,640 You were so young. 731 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,520 - Which one's you? - That's me. 732 00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:50,360 - You look scared. - I'm the best. Look. 733 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:52,400 Hold on. 734 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,240 Who's that? 735 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:55,640 My ex. 736 00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:56,840 Let me see. 737 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,480 I'm not gonna show you my ex. 738 00:45:58,640 --> 00:45:59,320 Show me. 739 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,800 Stop it, I'm not going to show you. 740 00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:06,520 Show me a picture of your ex, then. 741 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,360 I don't know if I have any. 742 00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:13,760 Seriously? 743 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:18,480 How old is she? 744 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:20,800 She's 70. 745 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,400 She's a pianist. A very good one. 746 00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:24,840 Bullshit. 747 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:50,240 Am I interrupting? 748 00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:51,920 No. 749 00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:56,840 It looks like I am. I can leave. 750 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,560 No, no. All good. 751 00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:08,920 Keep talking. I ain't stopping anyone from talking. 752 00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:15,560 You can't bitch about me so you've got nothing left to say? 753 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,000 Come on, Mirales. 754 00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:23,560 If you want me to go, I'll go. You tell me. Simple. 755 00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,240 If you're here to stir shit up, just go home. 756 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,200 - I'm stirring shit up? - Yeah. 757 00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:29,960 Am I, Dog? 758 00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:35,720 Your boyfriend says I ain't. 759 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:37,840 Get lost. 760 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,120 Show some respect. 761 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,320 You're looking for trouble. What do you want? 762 00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,160 Don't raise your voice to me. 763 00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:44,760 Don't raise your voice. 764 00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:46,400 What are you going to do? 765 00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,040 Huh? Slap me? 766 00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:52,680 Fuck you and fuck you. I'll leave when I want to. 767 00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,360 Don't you tell me to get lost. 768 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,200 I'll leave when I want to. 769 00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:23,760 Fuck... 770 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,360 Don't you have anything to say? 771 00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,160 Right, I'm off too. 772 00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:53,040 Hey, you good? 773 00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:55,000 Where's your friend? 774 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:58,000 - I'm talking to you! - Well, I'm not. 775 00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,320 Tell your buddy I'd better not run into him. 776 00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:03,200 Go tell him yourself. I'm not a message carrier. 777 00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,640 It wasn't him. He tried to stop it. 778 00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,040 Had a falling-out? 779 00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:18,040 No falling-out. He's letting a chick nibble on his brains. 780 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,320 I don't know. 781 00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:20,160 What? 782 00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:23,360 He's letting a chick nibble on his brains. It's his life. 783 00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:24,800 Oh, he's in love? 784 00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,760 In love, yeah... Put it like that if you want. 785 00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,400 That's awesome, bro. You must be happy for him. 786 00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:33,080 Delighted. 787 00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,000 He's enjoying life. 788 00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:40,160 That's no reason to ghost your pals. 789 00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:43,320 You're in love, not gone. You're not meant to... 790 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:46,680 He's not ghosting you. He's got time for her, and time for you. 791 00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:50,840 Come here. What about you, with the girls? 792 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,240 How are you doing? 793 00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:55,440 Girls, for me, I already told you... Come on. 794 00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:56,640 What? 795 00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,280 I want... 796 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:00,400 What? 797 00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:03,200 I want a girl with whom I can create a bubble... 798 00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:04,960 You don't even know what you want, bro! 799 00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:10,120 I'm telling you, if there's one thing I do know, it's how I want her to be. 800 00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,920 Honest, faithful, beautiful... 801 00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:14,760 I want a diamond in the rough. 802 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:20,160 I don't want some scum that I picked up by the side of the road. 803 00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:22,520 You're crazy. That doesn't exist. 804 00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,680 - What? - Every girl has good and bad traits. 805 00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:30,760 I want a woman I'll be buried with. Intertwined in the same coffin. 806 00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:32,600 I want that or nothing. 807 00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,200 You're nuts. That doesn't exist. 808 00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,440 - How so? - You know nothing about women. 809 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:40,680 And yet, you want to find a woman to bury yourself with. 810 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:45,400 That or nothing. I don't want to... 811 00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:49,160 Buried with my wife. 812 00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:58,360 Beefcake! 813 00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:02,280 Come on, Beefcake! 814 00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:05,440 Come here. Drop. 815 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:08,680 Sit. Sit, Beefcake. Sit. 816 00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:10,640 What did I say? 817 00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:16,240 Cat video or dog video? 818 00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:19,960 Oh, that's cruel! I can't choose... 819 00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:21,320 You must choose. 820 00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:26,520 That's one of the essential questions for a Western human being 821 00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:28,120 to affirm their identity. 822 00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:30,240 Asterix or Tintin? 823 00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:33,440 Freud or Jung? The Rolling Stones or The Beatles? 824 00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:03,160 Was it good? 825 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:07,800 It's weird with no cream. 826 00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:09,160 Don't you like it? 827 00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:16,840 What? Would you rather I lied to you? 828 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,000 I like it better with cream. That doesn't mean it's bad. 829 00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:25,840 Next time, you can cook. That way, you'll be happy. 830 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:34,240 Imagine you painted something, and I was like, "No, it's too cakey. 831 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,920 "It's too red, too blue." Would you like that? 832 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:39,680 Who is that? 833 00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:43,440 It's nothing. It's no one. 834 00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:46,800 You're not with me right now, it sucks. 835 00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:49,720 Come on, it's nothing. 836 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:53,640 My boyfriend's being a pain. 837 00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:58,760 My ex-boyfriend, I mean. 838 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,760 Sorry. I said my ex-boyfriend. 839 00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:12,800 You have an annoying ex-boyfriend too. 840 00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:20,000 I'm sorry, really! 841 00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:25,440 Oh my God, I made a mistake, okay? 842 00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:46,120 I'm gonna take a shower. 843 00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:50,560 With your phone? 844 00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:52,160 It's waterproof. 845 00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:56,640 Come on. 846 00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:21,120 - When do you start renovating? - Hopefully next week. 847 00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:22,880 Oh yeah? Next week... 848 00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:26,960 Everything's ready. Charlotte drew it all in 3D with her software. 849 00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:28,240 Real beautiful stuff. 850 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:32,360 Is it expensive? To renovate the whole thing? 851 00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:35,360 It's not too bad. We'll need workers, but... 852 00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:36,800 We'll be alright. 853 00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:41,960 Nice. 854 00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:54,560 It's bigger than it seems. It goes up to both drainpipes. 855 00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:56,640 It's an L shape inside. 856 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,600 The room goes round, under the stairs. 857 00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,400 The kitchen is opposite us, at the back. 858 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,880 - I can't get all of my hair. - Yeah, it's nasty. 859 00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,600 Fuck you. 860 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:13,360 - What will you name it? - Chez Paco. Very simple. 861 00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:15,360 Didn't I tell you? 862 00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:18,600 We're going to get stuff printed. 863 00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:28,440 Got anything to smoke? 864 00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:32,400 Aren't you with your partner? 865 00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:34,600 Just tell me if you've got anything. 866 00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:04,280 Come in. 867 00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:07,960 - Hello, Mrs. Dufour. - Hello, Antoine. 868 00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:09,480 - How are you? - Good, and you? 869 00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:13,320 I'm good. I'm just stopping by to get my biscuit tin. 870 00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:15,080 Sure. I'll get it. 871 00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:16,160 Thank you. 872 00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:23,880 Here it is. 873 00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:27,400 Here. 874 00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:30,000 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 875 00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:35,400 Would you mind... 876 00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:37,760 playing a little piano for me? 877 00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:40,800 - What do you want me to play? - Whatever you like. 878 00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:42,960 These days, I'm working on 879 00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:45,680 the finale of The Tempest. 880 00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:14,040 There's that son of a bitch from last time. 881 00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:15,480 - That's him? - This guy? 882 00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:18,800 Let's put the squeeze on him. 883 00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:21,320 What the fuck are you doing here? 884 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:22,960 Hey. 885 00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:25,320 My girl's here. Wait, wait. 886 00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:28,160 You wanted to fuck her? She's right here. 887 00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:30,160 Did you know he wants to fuck me? 888 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,880 You're lucky your girl's here. I'd have destroyed you. 889 00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:36,640 Okay, chill out. 890 00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,480 Apologize or I'll end you. 891 00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:42,040 I'll end you. I'll destroy you. 892 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:43,960 Needle dick. 893 00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:45,160 Fuck off! 894 00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:52,400 Today's your lucky day! 895 00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:53,800 Stop acting tough. 896 00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:57,000 Bang, bang! Get outta here, you idiot! 897 00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:59,200 Get lost! Try not to shit yourself! 898 01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:42,280 Sorry. 899 01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:06,840 What time tonight? 900 01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:14,920 Dog, I want to break up. 901 01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:26,960 Here. 902 01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:30,400 Cool, but I asked for 100 grams. 903 01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:32,920 - You think I'm a moron? - No, not at all. 904 01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:34,240 Why do you want more? 905 01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:36,960 'Cause Driss and I are gonna smoke together. 906 01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:38,480 Gimme the money. 907 01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:40,520 Seriously? 908 01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:43,080 Driss, my ass. So it's not for Dog? 909 01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:44,360 No, it's for Driss and me. 910 01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:46,040 Sure! Bullshit! 911 01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:47,160 I swear! 912 01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:50,480 It's for his girl, who goes through him, who goes through you. 913 01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:52,120 Go fuck yourselves! 914 01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,200 - Are you serious? - Yep! 915 01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:22,760 84, but we can make two. 916 01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:26,080 Why all these lights? 917 01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:28,000 Can you give me the small one? 918 01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:46,200 Hey, Bernard! 919 01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:48,000 How are you doing? 920 01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:50,080 Good. 921 01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:52,280 Good? All fine? 922 01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:54,520 So? 923 01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:55,920 Dunno. 924 01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:58,200 What does it say? 925 01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:03,080 - You didn't win anything. - Oh shit. 926 01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:04,040 Nothing. 927 01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:07,320 I told you before. Look, it's a Leo. 928 01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:09,600 Play a Sagittarius, for December. 929 01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:12,560 I've told you several times. 930 01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:16,680 I'm gonna buy you your first Sagittarius. 931 01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:20,160 Stay, Beefcake! 932 01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:21,680 Sit, stay! 933 01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:51,360 There you go! 934 01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:54,680 Sagittarius! 935 01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:56,720 Here. 936 01:04:57,720 --> 01:04:58,960 I got us one each. 937 01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:00,640 I got one for Beefcake. 938 01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:03,320 He was born on April 13th, let's see. 939 01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:06,200 Okay... 940 01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:10,080 Here. 941 01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:12,000 What did you get? 942 01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:14,400 You lost. Shame. 943 01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:15,840 Ah shit. 944 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:17,000 No big deal. 945 01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:19,800 Last one. Hang on, let's see mine. 946 01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:22,600 Did you win? 947 01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:25,360 I lost too, I think. 948 01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:29,160 Here you go. 949 01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:32,320 Beefcake, you're our last chance. Concentrate. 950 01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:35,920 Show us what it's like to be a proud Aries. 951 01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:39,040 Bernard, send Beefcake good vibes. 952 01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:44,200 - Lost? - Lost! 953 01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:46,440 Hey, you lost! 954 01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:49,320 It's the taking part that counts. 955 01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:00,680 You didn't make dinner? 956 01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:03,280 No. 957 01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:06,280 What are we going to eat? 958 01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:08,280 I don't know. 959 01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:11,360 Never mind. I won't eat. 960 01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:12,760 Thanks. 961 01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:15,120 Don't eat then. 962 01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:04,680 You've reached Damien's voicemail. Please leave a message. 963 01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:10,640 Sit! 964 01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:12,040 Stay! 965 01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:26,560 A pack of lights, please. 966 01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:31,760 Here you go. 967 01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:36,000 Thanks. Have a good evening. 968 01:08:05,240 --> 01:08:08,440 Olivier Giroud has found his successor in Elye Wahi. 969 01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:10,480 Savanier! 970 01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:13,480 Oh, great reflexes from Donnaruma! 971 01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:15,760 Marquinhos... 972 01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:29,920 What are you doing? 973 01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,000 Nothing. Gaming. 974 01:08:32,320 --> 01:08:33,560 Elsa's not here? 975 01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:34,440 No. 976 01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:35,320 Let's talk. 977 01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:40,760 Anything to say? 978 01:09:44,440 --> 01:09:45,680 What should I say? 979 01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:50,400 I'm not telling you what to say, I'm asking if you have anything to say. 980 01:09:52,320 --> 01:09:53,200 I don't know. 981 01:09:56,560 --> 01:10:00,400 So if I don't say anything, you don't say anything either? 982 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:02,880 I do. 983 01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:04,160 No, you don't. 984 01:10:06,760 --> 01:10:08,760 Is it annoying to be around me? 985 01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:11,160 No. 986 01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:13,160 Seems like it. 987 01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:15,840 Do you like spending time with me? 988 01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:17,320 Yes. 989 01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:23,440 You don't mind hanging out with someone 990 01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:26,240 who talks to himself all day long? 991 01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:28,360 - You're not... - Shut up. 992 01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:33,080 I'm spitting words at a wall that doesn't throw them back. 993 01:10:34,280 --> 01:10:35,960 You tell me to say something... 994 01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:39,040 If I told you to go to hell, would you go? 995 01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:41,760 If I said, "Jump out the window," would you? 996 01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:55,360 Is this because of Elsa? 997 01:10:57,360 --> 01:10:59,440 Not at all. I'm very happy for you. 998 01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:10,520 Are you, like, in love? 999 01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:14,640 Yeah. 1000 01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:16,440 Right... 1001 01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:19,080 You'll have to explain 1002 01:11:19,440 --> 01:11:20,760 how it's possible 1003 01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:23,720 to lie to yourself to that extent. 1004 01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:26,160 She doesn't give a fuck about you. 1005 01:11:26,440 --> 01:11:27,720 How can you even think 1006 01:11:27,880 --> 01:11:30,840 she could be in love with a birdbrain like you? 1007 01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:32,680 Next month, she'll be home 1008 01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:36,240 with her perfect boyfriend, her perfect life... 1009 01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:37,040 Wonderful. 1010 01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:40,520 And you'll be left with nothing, like the underdog you are. 1011 01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:42,200 That's how it is. 1012 01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:47,440 You should learn to love your friends. 1013 01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:49,240 What are you mumbling about? 1014 01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:52,120 You think I don't love you? 1015 01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:58,400 Don't get mixed up. I'm not your friend, I'm your brother. 1016 01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:01,440 We can tear each other apart, I'll always be your brother. 1017 01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:04,040 And if there's one girl... 1018 01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:06,000 Don't talk about girls. 1019 01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:09,440 You've never been with a girl. Don't talk about girls. 1020 01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:24,520 I don't need you. 1021 01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:28,280 Go, then. 1022 01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:30,280 Fuck off. 1023 01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:32,640 If you don't need me. 1024 01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:20,840 You're good, François. 1025 01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:33,120 - Hey, Dimitri! - Yo! 1026 01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:35,280 All good? 1027 01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:37,600 Yeah, I'm fine. All good. 1028 01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:39,560 He has to go to the vet. 1029 01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:42,280 - What's wrong? - François is constipated. 1030 01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:44,680 What's new? 1031 01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:48,520 Just the daily hassle, but I'm good. 1032 01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:51,680 Tell me, bro. 1033 01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:54,600 You know that guy that was here with his girl? 1034 01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:57,480 That guy I gave a warning to. 1035 01:13:57,640 --> 01:13:58,640 Dog? 1036 01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:01,080 - That's his name? - Yeah. 1037 01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:04,480 Why? 1038 01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:06,040 Don't worry about it. 1039 01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:08,920 - Want some help? - No, it's fine. I'll manage. 1040 01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:10,840 Okay then. See ya, bro! 1041 01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:38,120 He doesn't have a job, he won't get a job... 1042 01:14:38,280 --> 01:14:40,040 Staying home and jerking off. 1043 01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:42,120 Welfare, bro. Welfare. 1044 01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:54,840 Who's this, then? 1045 01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:07,280 Hey guys. You good? 1046 01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:09,440 All good? Doing okay? 1047 01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:12,240 Do you know Dog? 1048 01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:14,000 What do you want with Dog? 1049 01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:16,120 Is he serious? 1050 01:15:16,440 --> 01:15:18,160 - What do you want? - What do I want? 1051 01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:20,760 - What's the matter? - Give me your bag. 1052 01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:22,520 Get your phone and call Dog. 1053 01:15:22,680 --> 01:15:25,080 Or I'm gonna grab your ponytail and fuck you up. 1054 01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:26,080 Got it? 1055 01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:27,360 - Call him. - Fine. 1056 01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:28,760 You, sit. 1057 01:15:29,240 --> 01:15:31,000 - Me? - I said sit. 1058 01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:32,800 - Are you calling him? - Yeah. 1059 01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:34,160 So? 1060 01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:37,160 Where's your boyfriend Dog? 1061 01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:39,000 You good? 1062 01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:42,080 I'm not interrupting? 1063 01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:44,560 Cool. No, it's, uh... 1064 01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:48,040 I'm with Driss, and we wanted you to come... 1065 01:15:48,440 --> 01:15:51,920 We're in a bit of a mess. Can you come to the fountain? 1066 01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:56,480 It can't wait. Please. 1067 01:15:57,680 --> 01:16:01,400 Come on, please. I swear it's important, or I wouldn't call you. 1068 01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:05,880 Thanks man, you're the best. 1069 01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:11,480 - Done? - He's coming. 1070 01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:14,360 Why do you have a ponytail? 1071 01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:17,720 Dunno. I like it. 1072 01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:19,480 That's my hairstyle. 1073 01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:21,080 Finding yourself, are you? 1074 01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:23,000 No... I'm... No. 1075 01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:24,400 Give me your blade. 1076 01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:27,520 I vote we cut off his gay ponytail. 1077 01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:30,080 What do you think? 1078 01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:32,240 - What do we do? - I'd love to. 1079 01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:34,000 - What do you think? - Chill, guys... 1080 01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:36,000 That's not all I could cut off. 1081 01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:38,400 His ponytail and his puny dick. 1082 01:16:38,560 --> 01:16:39,760 Easy, man. 1083 01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:42,680 I hope he's coming, for your sake! 1084 01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:46,400 There he is! 1085 01:16:49,600 --> 01:16:50,560 Come here, you bastard! 1086 01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:47,240 Wait, where are you? 1087 01:17:48,880 --> 01:17:49,880 Where are you? 1088 01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:07,400 Look, there he is! 1089 01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:31,520 End him! 1090 01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:33,520 Stop! 1091 01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:35,160 Who's the bitch now, huh? 1092 01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:36,680 Who's the bitch now? 1093 01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:39,080 Kill that fucking junkyard dog! 1094 01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:40,240 Finish him! 1095 01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:41,840 Finish him, Dimitri! 1096 01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:46,760 Get the fuck off him! 1097 01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:05,960 Get your knife, Matthieu! 1098 01:20:06,120 --> 01:20:07,160 Fuck you! 1099 01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:11,560 What are you gonna do? 1100 01:20:12,160 --> 01:20:13,400 Don't act clever with me! 1101 01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:13,480 That's why I started smoking. 1102 01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:16,240 - What? - To stop dreaming. 1103 01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:24,000 The night before my dad died, I dreamt of him dying in a car accident. 1104 01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:26,560 And right away, 1105 01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:28,880 I told myself it was just a dream. 1106 01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:32,560 The next day, I got home and saw my mom in tears. 1107 01:23:34,240 --> 01:23:35,520 Understood right away. 1108 01:23:39,920 --> 01:23:43,720 And then I couldn't tell myself that it wasn't my fault. 1109 01:23:44,480 --> 01:23:46,160 I dreamt about it, and that was that. 1110 01:23:46,320 --> 01:23:48,680 I started smoking like a motherfucker. 1111 01:23:52,680 --> 01:23:55,200 You know, Montaigne said: 1112 01:23:55,720 --> 01:23:59,080 "All of the days go toward death and the last one arrives there." 1113 01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:04,840 Said it all. 1114 01:24:14,880 --> 01:24:17,280 This is Beefy's ball 1115 01:24:17,440 --> 01:24:19,640 This is Beefcake's ball-y 1116 01:25:51,680 --> 01:25:57,040 Hey bro. I figured I'd send you a video 'cause I found something on the floor. 1117 01:25:57,560 --> 01:26:00,360 So, hold on, I just need to find it again. 1118 01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:05,480 Hang on. There it is. 1119 01:26:06,600 --> 01:26:08,400 Don't tell me you didn't look. 1120 01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:13,120 So, since we haven't seen each other for a while, 1121 01:26:13,280 --> 01:26:14,520 I'm voting not hard. 1122 01:26:15,480 --> 01:26:17,200 And I'm voting very hard! 1123 01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:21,880 So that's an average of medium-hard. 1124 01:26:22,360 --> 01:26:25,000 So, when I see you, I owe you one, asshole. 1125 01:26:25,160 --> 01:26:26,240 Bye, buddy. 1126 01:26:59,440 --> 01:27:00,880 Quit being tired! 1127 01:27:01,040 --> 01:27:02,240 Come on, let's go out! 1128 01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:04,640 We keep asking and you're never up for it. 1129 01:27:05,040 --> 01:27:07,640 You're not even replying. You don't care. 1130 01:27:07,920 --> 01:27:10,640 You talk about girls but you don't wanna go clubbing. 1131 01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:13,600 Hey, Bernard! 1132 01:27:25,520 --> 01:27:30,120 Honestly, I mean, if you could get me a commis chef... 1133 01:27:36,680 --> 01:27:37,800 How is everything? 1134 01:27:37,960 --> 01:27:39,320 Great. Thanks. 1135 01:27:43,920 --> 01:27:45,040 Thank you. 1136 01:27:48,960 --> 01:27:51,560 - I need this right away. - I'm on my own here! 1137 01:27:52,440 --> 01:27:54,880 At least these two here. Leave that. 1138 01:27:55,040 --> 01:27:56,640 What's that? Table 3? 1139 01:27:57,920 --> 01:27:59,880 - Wait one sec. - Right now. 1140 01:32:30,120 --> 01:32:33,200 Translation: Delphine Volny and Rosie Zenzen77634

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