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[ Glass shatters ]

-This is the American dream.

♪

-Sound familiar?

-Oopsies.

-Whatever.

-[ Screams ]

-Get a job.

-Get a job.
-Wow, right out
of the gate.

-Wow, right out
of the gate.

-Wow, right out
of the gate.
-We need to see
the dancers.

-We need to see
the dancers.

-Oh, my God!

-Oh, my God.
-Yeah, oh, my God.

-You don't have to know
everything to love someone.

-And I love you guys.

-I want to spend
my life with you.

-Don't wipe your hands
on your apron, Chef.

-Chef.

-Shut the front door!

♪

-All right,
I think we got it.

-To the good life.

-Cheers.

-Cheers.
[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Please welcome
two nominees tonight.

From "The Last of Us,"

Nick Offerman
and Murray Bartlett.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-[ Chuckles ]

-Welcome to the Creative Arts
Emmy Awards.

-Welcome to the Creative Arts
Emmy Awards.
Murray and I
are pleased as punch

Murray and I
are pleased as punch

to join you here tonight
as we celebrate the mad geniuses

to join you here tonight
as we celebrate the mad geniuses
who made this year's
best television,

who made this year's
best television,

both behind the cameras

and a few of the in front
of the camera types.

and a few of the in front
of the camera types.
-We're so proud
to be kicking off

-We're so proud
to be kicking off

the 75th anniversary
of the Emmys.

[ Cheers and applause ]

That's right.
-That's right.

This night is not
for those showboating,

narcissist actors
who need to appear

in every episode
of a series.

-Oh, God.

-Who cares about
those jerks?

-Yeah. Damn straight, Nick.

Tonight's not for
the pompous directors

who're always telling you
what to do.

Or the writers
with their stupid glasses.

I hate those people.
-Oh...so stupid.

And it's definitely not
for the producers, debutantes.

[ Laughter ]

No, the Creative Arts Emmys are
for the people who do just that,

the creative, hard work
to make the shows

that entertain millions
of people around the world.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-And Nick and I aren't
just here tonight as presenters.

We're also both
nominated as guest actors

for "The Last of Us."

[ Applause ]

Being a guest actor is like
crashing on someone else's

show's couch
for a couple of weeks,

sometimes literally.

I ate a sandwich from the fridge
that had "Pedro" written on it.

[ Laughter ]

-I would have.
-Yeah, it was delicious.

-But more than anything,

we are here as fans of all of
your work from this past year.

The incredible casting team from
"The Bear" is nominated tonight.

[ Cheers and applause ]

I fully intend to track you down
and slip you a headshot later.

Uh, ever since
"The Last of Us,"

everybody tells me
that I am an ideal bear, so...

[ Laughter ]

-This is also the night
that we honor

all the incredible
stunt coordinators

and performers out there.

-That's right.

-That's right.
[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yeah. It was --

it was crazy how much
they made me practice

for our sex scene
in "The Last of Us."

-But we didn't have
a stunt coordinator for that.

-Um, then who was that guy?

[ Laughter ]

-Not to mention
the best in the biz

from sound, music,
visual effects,

HMU, and many, many more.

Like, a lot more.

-Yeah, we have got
a ton of categories

to get through tonight,
so let's get this thing started.

Right off the bat,
here are the nominees

for Outstanding Guest Actor
in a Comedy Series.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-This curious fellow,
he somehow gets his hands on --

What was it?
It was like a --

it was like a series pamphlet
or some...

-Yeah, it was
behind the bar.

-Little do I know that
11:00 AM the next morning,

before the grand jury
somewhere,

there's another guy
doing my act

who's introduced
as Lenny Bruce in "Substance."

-For example, right now,

the thought
of wringing your neck

really stimulates
my root chakra.

-People always go--

[ Laughter ]

People always gonna do
the dance.

-But your dad,

he goes flying
through the windshield,

but he never lands.

-But I was happy to hear
that the Nigerian government

was pleased to accept
a free $20 million check from me

to keep you off the team.

-And the Emmy goes to...

Sam Richardson, "Ted Lasso."

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ "Ted Lasso"
theme song playing ]

♪

♪

-[ Chuckles ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Wowie.

Wowie.
All right. [ Chuckles ]

All right. [ Chuckles ]

I didn't, uh --
I really didn't think

I didn't, uh --
I really didn't think
I was going to win this,
you know?

I was going to win this,
you know?

So I didn't even, like,
really write anything down.

Didn't want to, like,
have a speech, like,

fall out of my pocket, and
it's like somebody being like,

"Oh, I want to thank
the Academy.

"Oh, I want to thank
the Academy.
"I want to thank --
you know."

"I want to thank --
you know."

[ Laughter ]

But I want to thank Apple and
I'd like to thank the Academy.

[ Laughter ]

I want to thank Jason Sudeikis,
Brendan Hunt and Joe Kelly

for making the show
and putting me in it.

Uh, the cast, Toheeb,
uh, Hannah, everybody.

Uh, the cast, Toheeb,
uh, Hannah, everybody.
I want to thank my team,

I want to thank my team,

Etai, rice, John Sachs,
Michael Auerbach,

uh, you know,
my mom, my dad.

[ Cheers and applause ]

My mom is who made me
Ghanaian,

My mom is who made me
Ghanaian,
so that was very helpful
in this.

so that was very helpful
in this.

And I want to, you know --
I want to thank my buddy

Tim Robinson, always.

Uh, my girlfriend Nicole,
uh, and the Detroit Lions.

Thank you very much.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-From "The Lord of the Rings:
The Rings of Power,"

please welcome
Cynthia Addai-Robinson.

-Casting is the very birth
of a character.

It's the moment when a script
on a page is given breath,

heartbeat, and soul.

And when the casting
is spot on,

it's as if the character
takes its first steps,

speaks its first words,

and suddenly the entire world
springs to life.

And if you ever want to know if
a series has incredible casting,

ask yourself --

if just one of the actors were
replaced with someone else,

would it still have that same
delicious, bingeable magic?

would it still have that same
delicious, bingeable magic?
If the answer
is a solid no,

If the answer
is a solid no,

you're likely talking about
one of these nominees

for Outstanding Casting
for a Drama Series.

-The casting teams from...

♪

♪♪♪

♪

♪

-And the Emmy goes to...

the team from
"The White Lotus."

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]
[ "The White Lotus"
theme song playing ]

[ "The White Lotus"
theme song playing ]

-It's not that bad.

Honestly, Cam, I don't even
watch the news anymore.

-Wow. You don't
follow the news?

-No.
-What?

-Like, I'm so over
the whole news cycle.

-Thanks so much.

I just wanted
to say hello to

and congratulate
our fellow nominees

because really honored to be up
nominated along with you guys.

Um, obviously,
we would not be up here

without the brilliance
of Mike White.

He is not --

he's just a fantastic,
inspirational person

to work for.

I -- my Italian --
the Italians.

You guys did such
a brilliant job.

My, um, uh --
my associate, Joe Geary, uh,

Dave Bernad,

amazing producer
Mark Kamine,

everyone at HBO,

Casey Bloys,
Frannie Orsi, Nora Skinner,

and, like, the PR people
who are really very nice people,

um, and, um,
my friend Steven Levy,

and just, it's --
it's a great honor

to work on a show that everyone
just loves and embraces,

because that doesn't happen
all the time.

And so thank you,
the audience and the Academy

and all our actors
who are just amazing,

and all our actors
who are just amazing,
so thank you.

so thank you.

-[ Chuckles ]

-[ Chuckles ]
[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-He's nominated twice
for "Fire Island."

Please welcome writer, producer,
and actor Joel Kim Booster.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-As a proud member
of the LGBTQ+ community,

-As a proud member
of the LGBTQ+ community,
I'd like to
congratulate GLAAD

I'd like to
congratulate GLAAD

for receiving the very
prestigious Governor's Award

at the 75th Emmy Awards
on January 15th.

It's a historic moment
for LGBTQ+ visibility

across Hollywood.

Congratulations, GLAAD.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Here are the nominees

for Outstanding
Period Costumes for a Series.

-The costume
design teams from...

♪

♪

♪

♪

-And the award goes to...

the team from "The Great."

[ Cheers and applause ]

-In Russia, the only way
out of marriage is death.

-In Russia, the only way
out of marriage is death.
-Oh, noted with interest.

-Oh, noted with interest.

-Funny.

-Funny.
-Um, I just want
to thank the Academy

-Um, I just want
to thank the Academy

for recognizing our work
on "The Great."

Um, not just the four of us,
actually,

but the whole team
back in the UK.

They really worked the hardest
and they were really the best.

We were working
with a spectacular cast

and really geniously
inventive scripts,

so it was a real honor.

Um, and I think
this is for --

our awards are for
the whole of our crew

and the whole ensemble
of the cast, really.

And, um, well, thank you.

[ Applause ]

-Please welcome two of the most
acclaimed music directors

in television,

Emmy winners Adam Blackstone
and Rickey Minor.

-Just like every other aspect
of television,

commercials have come
a long way in 75 years.

-That's right.

No longer just 30 seconds
of wrote advertising,

commercials manage
to distill

everything we love
about television

and turn their 30 seconds
into a mini TV show.

-I mean, who ever thought
we'd live in a world

where there are people who
actually watch the Super Bowl

where there are people who
actually watch the Super Bowl
just for the commercials?

just for the commercials?

-I think they watch it
for the music, too.

-They -- see?
-I don't know.

But that's the power
of television.

Every single facet of it tells
a good story, even the ads.

Here are the nominees
for Outstanding Commercial.

♪♪♪

♪

♪

♪

♪
-And the Emmy goes
to "The Greatest,"

-And the Emmy goes
to "The Greatest,"

-And the Emmy goes
to "The Greatest,"
Apple, "Accessibility."

Apple, "Accessibility."

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪

-Oh, my God,
thank you so much.

Um, well, the greatest
thank you to the team at Apple

and Somesuch --
where's Kim?

-- for making this
special film happen.

But the biggest thank you
to our cast,

But the biggest thank you
to our cast,
to Cola Boyy,
Matthew, Cashmare,

to Cola Boyy,
Matthew, Cashmare,

Will, Jenna, and Missy,
this one's for you.

Thank you.

[ Applause ]

-To watch more speeches
from the night's winners,

go to emmys.com.

♪

-Please welcome
the Emmy-wivor," Jeff Probst.

-It is a big night
tonight.

For me, it's kind of like
a finale night on "Survivor."

This is the night
we've been waiting for,

because this is the night
we celebrate

all of your excellent work

and our incredible
television community.

Tonight, we marked
the 75th anniversary

of the very first
Emmy Awards,

which was held in 1949
at the Hollywood Athletic Club.

which was held in 1949
at the Hollywood Athletic Club.
Tickets cost five bucks.

Tickets cost five bucks.

The ceremony consisted
of three categories.

Today, there are
124 Emmy categories,

over 2,700 nominees.

To be recognized
by the TV Academy,

it's the greatest honor
a TV professional can receive,

and all of you tonight
are shaping the industry

for the next 75 years,

for the next 75 years,
so here's to you,
here's to us,

so here's to you,
here's to us,

this amazing community
of talented storytellers.

This adventure
is far from over.

[ Applause ]

It is my honor
to present the nominees

for Outstanding
Short Form Comedy,

for Outstanding
Short Form Comedy,
Drama or Variety Series.

Drama or Variety Series.

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪
And the Emmy goes to...

And the Emmy goes to...

"I Think You Should Leave
with Tim Robinson."

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪

♪

-Holy crap.

[ Laughter ]

Uh, Tim and I would like --
and all the producers up here --

would like to thank
the Television Academy.

Thank you, Netflix
and Robbie Praw.

Uh, all the incredible,
talented cast and crew,

producers,
directors, editors.

Uh, "Party Over Here,"
Akiva Schaffer, Irony Point,

everyone who works so hard and
puts so much care into the show.

Um, John Solomon,
we love you.

We couldn't do the show
without you.

Uh, thank you to the people
who watched the show.

Uh, it means
so much to us.

Um, and also,
thank you to my mom and dad.

My mom's asked me to do that
since I was a little kid.

Uh, thank you to my wife,
Christina,

my three beautiful children,
Elodie, Max and Zoe.

They asked me if I was
getting married tonight

when I was dressed
like this.

when I was dressed
like this.
And I personally
would like to thank Tim.

And I personally
would like to thank Tim.

I love you, buddy.
We can't do this without you.

-Thank you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-He starred in "Ted Lasso,"

and she stars on
"And Just Like That..."

and "The Morning Show."

Please welcome Cristo Fernández
and Karen Pittman.

-Hola, Hola.

On Ted Lasso,
putting on that football jersey,

lacing up those cleats,

that's what snapped me
right into the heartbeat

of Dani Rojas.

-And on "The Morning Show,"

when I need to become
that kick-ass,

ambitious news
producer Mia Jordan,

the final thing I do
is slip into that

"don't mess with me because
I mean serious business"

power suit.

-Great costumes are not
just threads and fabric.

They're the missing puzzle piece
that brings a character to life.

-So let's take a look
at the nominees

for Outstanding Contemporary
Costumes for a Series.

-The costume
design teams from...

♪

♪

♪

♪

[ Applause ]

-And the Emmy goes to the
costume design team from...

"Wednesday."

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ "Wednesday"
theme song playing ]

-Given your history, I'm sure
you're intent on running away.

I'm here to prevent that
from happening.

-I'm glad I'm not
wearing high heels.

[ Laughter ]

[ Laughter ]
Um, thank you so much
to the Academy.

Um, thank you so much
to the Academy.

This is such a great honor.

Um, I actually can't believe it.
Quite nervous now.

Um, I would like
to thank Colleen, of course,

um, for asking me
to work with her.

Um, once again,
it's always such a privilege,

such an honor.

Um, thank you
to Bobby, our ACD.

Thank you to Claudia,
our supervisor.

Thank you to Edina,
who can't be here tonight.

She's in Romania.

Thank you to all our
Romanian crew, all our UK crew.

Um, and thank you all.

[ Applause ]

-Please welcome
from "The White Lotus,"

Beatrice Granno

and Emmy nominee
Simona Tabasco.

-Hello, good evening.

-Hi, how are you?

-You're having fun?

-You're having fun?
[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

As powerful as a good
performance is,

sometimes an actor needs a
little help with transformation.

-Yeah. Lucky for us, we have
the magic of prosthetic makeup.

Prosthetic help an actor to
fully inhabit their character.

Prosthetic help an actor to
fully inhabit their character.
-Whether creating
the perfect nose

-Whether creating
the perfect nose

or taking the character
from young to old,

prosthetic makeup
pushes the story further.

prosthetic makeup
pushes the story further.
-It's like method acting,
right,

-It's like method acting,
right,

-It's like method acting,
right,
without having
to pull out your teeth.

without having
to pull out your teeth.

Here are the nominees for
Outstanding Prosthetic Makeup.

-The makeup teams from...

♪

♪

♪♪♪

♪

-So, and the Emmy
goes to...

The team from
"The Last of Us."

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ "The Last Of Us"
theme song playing ]

♪

-[ Screams ]

-Run!

-Thank you. Um...

Uh, we just want to say a huge
thank you to our showrunners,

Craig Mazin
and Neil Druckmann,

for giving us the opportunity
to bring the clickers

and the Cordyceps to life.

Our producers
Carolyn Strauss,

Jacq Lesko, Rose Lam,

and Cecil O'Connor
for all their support.

Huge thanks to our team
in the UK especially,

especially Paula Eden,

who should be with us
here tonight on stage.

Our artists from the US
and all the Canadian artists

that we got to make --
meet and make friends with.

Uh, and a big shout out
to our daughter Lottie,

um, who has to endure mine
and Sarah's crazy lifestyle

and watch us
make monsters.

Finally, thank you so much
for the TV Academy

and to everyone
who voted for us.

Cheers. Thank you.

Cheers. Thank you.
[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Please welcome two stars
of "Lessons in Chemistry"

on Apple TV+,

Aja Naomi King
and Lewis Pullman.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-For a production to thrive,

the cast and crew
must have great chemistry.

Each member
is an essential element

that makes the story work.

-And then there are
the guest actresses

who drop in like a catalyst
and infuse the scene

with an electrifying spark
that ignites a chain reaction.

-Here are the nominees
for Outstanding Guest Actress

in a Comedy Series.

♪♪♪

-I mean, how long
have you been here?

-Just a week.
-A week?!

Where the heck
are you staying?

-This adorable little hostel.
-Mom...

-No, I met so many
Australians.

They are backpacking
through Europe.

-Uh-huh.
-So much sex.

-Ma...

-Oh, okay. Well, why don't you
roll down your window

and say that to my face?

-Okay, Ted, I need to go.

-Okay. Talk to you later, doc.

-Goodbye, Ted.

-All right, now.

-Well, when you didn't answer,
I got so worried,

so I had to come
and check on you.

-We haven't spoken in,
like, six months.

How did you even get in?

How did you even get in?
'Cause you don't have
a visitor's badge.

'Cause you don't have
a visitor's badge.

-Oh, VIPs don't need
badges, baby.

We need refreshments.
I'm thirsty.

-I was on the straight
and narrow

before I met
my guardian devil.

-What?
-Yep.

She was shouting down
some coeds on the quad,

and I heard what she was saying
and my brain opened up.

and I heard what she was saying
and my brain opened up.
World didn't make sense
before that...

World didn't make sense
before that...

and then it did.

-I really am exceptional.

-Right, Mother, you know
that Ted isn't dying.

He's just moving back
to America.

He's just moving back
to America.
-Oh, you say potato,
you say potato.

-Oh, you say potato,
you say potato.

-[ Chuckles ]

-And the Emmy goes to...

Judith Light
for "Poker Face."

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪

♪

-Thank you.
Oh, my God. Thank you.

Thank you. Oh, my goodness.

What a way to start
the new year.

Oh, God.

Oh, thank you. Thank you
to everyone in the Academy.

I'm really,
really grateful.

And to all the women
with whom I am nominated,

I am so honored
to be in your company.

Thank you to Peacock.
Thank you, Rian Johnson.

You are a rock star.
You are a genius.

Natasha Lyonne,
I loved working with you.

S. Epatha Merkerson,

so much of this
belongs to you.

Gary Baisley, thank you for the
work with all the physicality.

Lucky McKee, thank you
for your dream direction.

Lucky McKee, thank you
for your dream direction.
And also, as we know,

And also, as we know,

it always starts
with the script,

and that would be
Wyatt Cain

and Charlie Peppers
for your amazing script.

And also my husband Robert.

You are my greatest gift
and I love you.

Thank you so very,
very much.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Here are the nominees

for Outstanding Period
and/or Character Hairstyling.

♪

♪♪♪

♪

♪

-Okay, and the Emmy
goes to...

"Queen Charlotte:
A Bridgerton Story."

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Having children is the worst
pain imaginable.

-I knew it.

Wait, really?

-Wow. [ Chuckles ]
-Yeah.

Thank you so much.
Thank you to Shondaland.

You're an amazing company
to work for, uh, supportive.

Uh, thank you to the crews,
the crews that worked with us.

The wig, the hair,
the makeup, everything.

Uh, thank you to the cast,
thank you to costume.

Thank you to design.
Tom Verica, director.

I mean, we had
the best time. It was --

Shondaland is an
amazing company.

Thank you to Netflix,
and thank you for voting for us.

Okay.

-Thank you so much.
Thank you, Nic.

-Thank you so much.
Thank you, Nic.
[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-The celebration continues

with more of the 75th
Creative Arts Emmy Awards.

Stay tuned.

-Please welcome from HBO's
"The Last of Us, Storm Reid.

As a person who has spent
a lot of time

running through a
post-apocalyptic landscape,

I appreciate excellence
in production design

more than anything.

It is because
of these craft makers

that I always have the
opportunity to immerse myself

in a new world

and in an environment
that I can fully inhabit.

Those in production design

Those in production design
are the visual artists
of television,

are the visual artists
of television,

the painters and sculptors
of the stories we see.

Here are the nominees for
Outstanding Production Design

for a Narrative Program
(Half-Hour).

-The production
design teams from...

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪♪

♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

-And the Emmy goes to...

the team from "Only Murders
in the Building."

[ Cheers and applause ]

-I know
what you're thinking.

Have we reached that point
in our friendship

when we can just show up
at each other's apartments

in our night clothes?

-No, we haven't.
-Night clothes?

-First and foremost,
I got to thank John Hoffman,

our showrunner
and creator for the --

and the leader of
an extraordinary, talented

production team and cast.

John brings light and love
and wit to the set every day,

setting the stage
for our inspiring creativity.

Thank you to our producers,

executive producer Dan Fogelman
and Jess Rosenthal,

and to my producer
Kristin Bernstein

for your attention to detail
and allowing for mine,

and your humor
and humoring me.

I'm grateful
the strikes are over,

allowing us all
to return to work

and collaborate
with our writers,

and cast who inspire us
every day to do our best.

Thank you, good night.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪♪

-Please welcome
business mogul

and star of the Emmy-winning
series "Shark Tank,"

Lori Grenier.

-Production designers
are responsible

for creating the entire mood
of a show.

They take the written word,
the spoken word,

and make it
into something magical.

In fact, did you know that
for our show "Shark Tank,"

it was the geniuses
of production design

that created Mr. Wonderful?

It's true. He's just plastic
and foam core

sprinkled with
a little bit of ego.

Here are the nominees for
Outstanding Production Design

for a Variety Special.

-The production
design teams from...

♪♪♪

♪

♪

♪

-And the Emmy goes to...

the team from the
Apple Music Super Bowl LVII

halftime show
starring Rihanna.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪♪

-♪ When the sun shine,
we shine together ♪

♪ Told you
I'll be here forever ♪

♪ Said I'll always
be your friend ♪

♪ Took an oath,
I'ma stick it out to the end ♪

♪ Now that it's raining
more than ever ♪

♪ Know that
we'll still have... ♪

-We represent a crew of about
2,000 dedicated live show

and television professionals

who work so hard
to create something special

within a seven-minute install
and a 12-minute performance

in front of over 100 million
people worldwide.

And we're honored
to be included

with this group of incredible
Emmy nominees.

Um, we wouldn't be here without
our fearless warrior, Rihanna.

[ Cheers and applause ]

And an amazing creative team
of Jay Brown, Parris Goebel,

Adam Blackstone,
and the great Willo Perron.

This Emmy is yours, too.

Special thanks to Jay-Z,
Desiree, Jana,

Roc Nation,
Jesse Dionne,

and everyone at Jesse Collins
Entertainment and DPS

and especially my team
behind me here.

Thank you very much.
Love you.

Thank you very much.
Love you.
Thank you, thank you.

Thank you, thank you.

Allen Branton, way to go.

[ Applause ]

-From "Abbott Elementary,"

please welcome Lisa Ann Walter
and Chris Perfetti.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Hi. When you watch
a series,

you might remember
the soundtrack,

you might remember
the soundtrack,
but what about the sounds

but what about the sounds

that feel completely natural
to the story?

When sound editing
is done well,

When sound editing
is done well,
you hardly even notice
it's there.

you hardly even notice
it's there.

-While some artists work
with oils and pastels,

sound editors work with things
like dialog, footsteps,

engines roaring,
branches breaking,

and the noise of monsters
ripping apart their prey.

[ Laughter ]

-Ew.

I could personally do
without that last one,

but hey, I guess
you got to get gooey

but hey, I guess
you got to get gooey
if you want to make
a point sometimes.

if you want to make
a point sometimes.

But other than that,
excellent work

to all of these
unsung heroes.

Here are the nominees
for Outstanding Sound Editing

for a Limited or Anthology
Series, Movie or Special.

-The sound editing
teams from...

♪

[ Ambient buzzing ]

-You Catholic?

♪

[ Flesh squishing ]

♪♪♪

♪

-Who is "we"?

-The resistance.

-What are you resisting?

[ Device beeps ]

[ Device beeps ]
-Hey, right behind you.

-Hey, right behind you.

-[ Panting ]

♪

-Sound editing, let's go!
Let's hear it!

-Sound editing, let's go!
Let's hear it!
-Goes to...

-Goes to...

[ Both ]
The team from "Prey"!

[ Both ]
The team from "Prey"!
[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪

[ Dog barking ]

-[ Panting ]

♪

-Jesse, get over here.
-Yeah, get over here.

-Christopher.
-Oh, man.

This is crazy. Um...

[ Laughter ]

Whoo! All right.

Uh, first I got to thank
Dan Trachtenberg.

I mean, this whole track, man,
your guidance, it's amazing.

Um, uh, 20th and Hulu,
thank you.

Um, our whole team
from Pacific Standard Sound,

Craig Henighan,
my mix partner on that,

Craig Henighan,
my mix partner on that,
and Will Files, Jesse.

and Will Files, Jesse.

Man, this is crazy.

Um, yeah, my mom's here,
and that's pretty rad,

and this is, uh --
this is an experience, man,

so thank you so much.

-And thank you to
the Comanche Nation!

-And thank you to
the Comanche Nation!
Yeah! Whoo!

Yeah! Whoo!

-Thank you.

-Please welcome the host of
Fox's "America's Most Wanted,"

Emmy winner John Walsh.

♪

-Good evening. Wow,
everybody looks so beautiful.

It's like going to
the most exclusive wedding.

Um, but before I started,

I wanted to thank
all the nominees

I wanted to thank
all the nominees
because I really believe

because I really believe

it's a lifetime achievement
to get here,

and you should be really proud
whether you win or not.

Okay. Sound mixers
are a lot like detectives

Okay. Sound mixers
are a lot like detectives
piecing together clues

piecing together clues

and blending various elements
to unveil the bigger picture.

Just as a detective
carefully analyzes evidence,

a sound mixer meticulously
adjusts each audio component

and sifts through
the layers of sounds

just like you're
examining something,

only following
different leads.

Ultimately, they both
require patience,

a lot of attention,
a lot of details,

and involve
all kinds of things

and hours and hours
in those rooms.

Here are the nominees
for Outstanding Sound Mixing

for a Variety Series
or Special.

-The sound mixing
teams from...

-This is an experience
I'll never get again in my life,

so...

-[ Strumming guitar ]

-♪ Oh, I'm a rocket man ♪

♪

-♪ Snowball eating,
that's what I'll do ♪

-Eating?!

♪

-The Emmy goes to the team

from "Elton John Live:
Farewell from Dodger Stadium."

Wow.

-♪ And I think it's gonna be
a long, long time ♪

♪ 'Til touchdown brings me
'round again to find ♪

♪ I'm not the man
they think I am at home ♪

♪ Oh, I'm a rocket man ♪

♪ Rocket man,
burning out... ♪

♪ Rocket man,
burning out... ♪
-I want to thank our peers.

-I want to thank our peers.

-I want to thank our peers.
Um, Mr. Ben Winston, Gabe,

Um, Mr. Ben Winston, Gabe,

Sally Wood, Lou Fox,
Penny, John Foy,

Saj Patel, Sean Alvarez,
Disney+,

Eric Schilling, Matt Allen,
Christian Schrader,

Keith Bradley
and the EJ team,

Mike Cruz, my crew, M3,
rest of the audio team,

and our wives and families
and the peers.

Thank you.
This is unbelievable.

Thank you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-To watch more speeches
from the night's winners,

go to emmys.com.

♪

He stars on FBI.
Please welcome Jeremy Sisto.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-All right.

So I may not actually be
a special agent in real life,

but I can tell you that it takes
hundreds and hundreds of people

to help me play one on TV.

As we honor excellence
in this room,

we know we are only as good
as the people around us.

Without teamwork, audiences
wouldn't be able to see me

as I heroically catch bad dudes
and/or hear the perfect slam

of the prison door
as I put them away.

So let's honor
some sorcerers of sound

who make -- who make moments
like that all possible.

Here are the nominees for
Outstanding Sound Mixing

for a Comedy or Drama
Series (One Hour).

♪

[ Men chanting and stomping ]
Better call Saul.

Better call Saul!

-[ Screaming ]

-[ Gasps ]

-[ Screams ]

-So, when we first approached
Susie Myerson about a roast,

she instructed us
to position our heads

in a place that seemed
ill-advised, claustrophobic,

and biologically impossible.

-Try harder.
believe in you.

-♪ If I only could... ♪

-...you don't want to,
but I'm not --

-...you don't want to,
but I'm not --
I'm not totally okay with, uh...

I'm not totally okay with, uh...

Are you kind of
just being...with me?

-I mean, we never really know
what goes on in people's minds

-I mean, we never really know
what goes on in people's minds
or what they do, right?

or what they do, right?

-And the Emmy goes to...

..."The Last of Us."

Marc Fishman, Kevin Roache,
and Michael Playfair.

-[ Gasps ]

-Well, first,
I want to say thank you

to everybody at HBO
who supported us.

Thank you to the amazing
sound editorial team,

everybody at Formosa Group,
Jackie Jones,

the other parts of our crew,

Alex Gerbrandt,

Victoria Siu, and Louw Verdeck.

I also want to say it's amazing
when you have somebody

like Neil and Craig
to create such an amazing world

that we get
to put a soundscape to.

Uh, I hope everybody
in their careers

gets to work
with somebody like Craig,

who brings the best
out of you every day.

So, thank you so much.
-Thank you!

-Please welcome the star
of the series "Killing It,"

Craig Robinson.

-Good evening, friends.

When the Television Academy
asked if I would present

the award for Music Composition

for a Limited or Anthology
Series, Movie, or Special

Original Dramatic Score,

I said, "Could you
please repeat that?"

[ Laughter ]

But then --

then I said yes.
[ Laughter ]

then I said yes.
[ Laughter ]
And you want to know why?

And you want to know why?

Because this is
an award presentation

I can do sitting down.

[ Cheers and applause ]

But music composition

isn't as simple
as sitting down to a piano.

You have to get to know
the show you're writing for

and set the tone
from the very first note,

whether it's
a suspenseful thriller...

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

...or a moody drama...

...or a moody drama...
[ Dramatic music plays ]

[ Dramatic music plays ]

...or a holiday movie
where the main character

is an overworked single mom
in middle management

who moves back
to her aunt's old inn

in an anonymous but quaint town
somewhere in the Midwest,

where her precocious daughter
single-handedly revives

the Christmas spirit
while her mom finds love again

in the most unlikely place...

[ Applause ]

...a hot cocoa stand
at a fundraiser.

[ Laughter ]

[ Plays single note ]

[ Laughter ]

[ Laughter ]
The score tells the whole story.

The score tells the whole story.

The score tells the whole story.
Here are your nominees.

Here are your nominees.

-Who are you?

-Aaaah!

-What you seek...

-[ Shouting ]

♪♪♪

-Right, reprobates,
collection time.

You know the drill.
Good cause. Pony up.

-♪ My, my, my-y-y-y, whoo! ♪

♪ M-M-M-My bologna ♪

-And the Emmy goes to...

..."Weird:
The Al Yankovic Story."

Leo Birenberg, Zach Robinson.

♪

-Wow. Whoa!

Alright, we're gonna do this --
we're gonna do this quick.

Thank you to our peer group.

Thank you to my wife, Natanya,
my parents.

Thank you to Andrew Cohen,
Bradley Rainey,

Thank you to Andrew Cohen,
Bradley Rainey,
Phil McGowan...
-Al Yankovic!

Phil McGowan...
-Al Yankovic!

This wouldn't be possible
without you.

This wouldn't be possible
without you.
You're an American icon,

You're an American icon,

and we consider you
our weird stepdad.

And finally, Eric Appel,
who this actually.

would not be possible without.

You're the most incredible
collaborator

and really just the type
of director

who elevates the work
of everybody around them,

us included.

We love working with you.

Hell, yeah.

Hell, yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Please welcome the creator
of "Entergalactic,"

Emmy nominee Kid Cudi.

-The score of a television
production isn't an afterthought

or of the final touches
of an already finished piece.

It is the soul of the piece,
the architect of the vibe,

the ultimate mood.

Music tells you everything
you need to know

Music tells you everything
you need to know
without giving anything away.

without giving anything away.

Here are the nominees for the
Outstanding Music Composition

for a Documentary Series
or Special

Original Dramatic Score.

-The music composition teams
from...

-Alex's custom made chocolate.
is the crowning ingredient.

So smooth and silky.

♪

-Craziest stuff would happen.

It just touched some kind of
weird part of a man,

in my relationships, anyway.

-A few days ago,

females laid eggs
on these circular mounds.

♪

-And the Emmy goes to...

..."Still:
A Michael J. Fox Movie."

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪

-Thank you very much.
That's very kind of you.

I've done 65 films, I think,

and this is
the first documentary,

and they're really [bleep] hard.
[ Laughter ]

Uh, so this --
Davis, I'm really sorry.

I know you persuaded me
to do this,

but I probably will never do
another documentary,

so I'm going to --
I'm really going to love this.

Thank you very much, indeed.

Obviously, I really only won it

because it's got Michael J. Fox
in it, who's just incredible.

The best story
I could have ever worked on

by the best director, Davis.

And obviously Laura, I love,
and Holly, I love.

Thank you very much.

[ Applause ]

-From "The Fall
of the House of Usher,"

please welcome stars
Carla Gugino

and Bruce Greenwood.

-If there is anything
we learned

from working on "The Fall
of the House of Usher,"

it is that the element of
surprise is key

in delivering big thrills --

-Right when everything
seems peaceful.

Just when things seem calm
at a moment --

-Bam!

[ Laughter ]
-What?

-Bam! Something really
scary pops out of nowhere.

In short-form content,

the element of surprise
is just as important.

It is basically one continuous
"bam" that never lets go.

-And here are the nominees
for Outstanding Actor

in a Short Form Comedy
or Drama Series.

[ Applause ]

-And the Emmy goes to...

-And the Emmy goes to...
-Tim Robinson,

-Tim Robinson,

"I Think You Should Leave
with Tim Robinson."

-Thank you all so much.

This is super cool.

I'm going to read these
because I can't memorize them.

-And it's on
little Halloween paper.

[ Laughter ]

Uh, first of all,
I want to thank Zach Cannon,

Uh, first of all,
I want to thank Zach Cannon,
who I can't do the show without.

who I can't do the show without.

He created it with me.
He's the best. I love you.

Uh, "Party Over Here."
Um, Akiva, Irony Point.

All of our editors, who you saw
one in that clip there, Fitz.

Uh, and our directors,
uh, Rachel at CAA,

Odenkirk, Provissiero,
Robbie Praw at Netflix.

Uh, my best friend Sam,
who won one tonight.

We started in Detroit
as young men.

And thank you.

And thank you.
And, of course, uh,

And, of course, uh,

my lovely wife
and my kids that are at home,

Buster and Penny.

I appreciate you all so much.

Thank you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Now let's take a moment

to remember the lives
and careers

of some of our colleagues
who passed away this year.

-♪ Keep a fire burning
in your eyes ♪

♪ Pay attention
to the open sky ♪

♪ You never know
what will be coming down ♪

♪ I don't remember
losing track of you ♪

♪ You were always dancing
in and out of view ♪

♪ I must've thought
you'd always be around ♪

♪ Always keeping things real
by playing the clown ♪

♪ Now you're nowhere
to be found ♪

♪♪♪

♪ I don't know what happens
when people die ♪

♪ Can't seem to grasp it
as hard as I try ♪

♪ It's like a song I can hear
playing right in my ear ♪

♪ But I can't sing ♪

♪ I can't help listening ♪

♪ And I can't help feeling
stupid standing around ♪

♪ Crying as they ease you down ♪

♪ 'Cause I know that
you'd rather we were dancing ♪

♪ Dancing our sorrow away ♪

♪ Right on dancing ♪

♪ No matter what fate
chooses to play ♪

-♪ There's nothing
you can do about it anyway ♪

-♪ Just do the steps
that you've been shown ♪

♪ By everyone
you've ever known ♪

♪ Until the dance becomes
your very own ♪

♪ No matter how close to yours
another's steps have grown ♪

♪ In the end, there is
one dance you'll do alone ♪

♪

♪

♪

♪♪♪

♪ Go on ahead and throw
some seeds of your own ♪

♪ And somewhere between
the time you arrive ♪

♪ And the time you go ♪

♪ May lie a reason
you were alive ♪

♪ But you'll never know ♪

♪♪♪

♪

-And now from "Yellowjackets"
and "The Last of Us,"Melanie Lynskey

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Our next nominees
are all unicorns,

performers who know
how to keep it short.

They serve us the story
with beautiful economy,

crafting tiny arcs
that still manage

to hold a whole human character.

They're like those artists

who paint landscapes
on grains of rice,

speaking an entire world
into existence

that fits into
the palm of your hand.

Here are the nominees
for Outstanding Actress

in a Short Form Comedy
or Drama Series.

-That's not real blood.

-That's not real blood.
-What?
Of course it's real blood.

-What?
Of course it's real blood.

-No. Taste it.

-I'm not going to taste
your blood.

-We are giving you
the opportunity to make peace,

to do the right thing.

-Kevin Hart, America's treasure.

-It's a family --
no, you don't have to.

-[ Sobs ]

-[ Sobs ]
-And the Emmy goes to...

-And the Emmy goes to...

Jasmine Guy,
"Chronicles of Jessica Wu."

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪

-Thank you so much.

I'd like to thank Zane
and Kimberley Hubbard,

who created this beautiful
"Jessica Wu Chronicles,"

and also for the attention

that they are bringing
to the autistic community.

that they are bringing
to the autistic community.
It means a lot to me.

It means a lot to me.

And I'm grateful that you
included me in this project

and to the cast and crew.

And I have to thank
Paul Gendrau, my publicist.

He's known me for 20 years.

And my friend, Robbie Kass,
who's my manager.

He's known me since I was 18,

and now I'm 62,
so that's a long time.

[ Audience cheers ]

Thank you to my sister,
my family.

And I love you all,
and thank you for keeping me

in this creative community.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-From the upcoming show "Echo"

and from "Monarch: Legacy
of Monsters," respectively,

please welcome Devery Jacobs
and Kiersey Clemons.

-Hi, everyone!

Devery and I are here
to present the award

for Outstanding Picture Editing
for a Single Camera Comedy.

-As you know,
Kiersey and I are actors.

So, to all of the editors,
we would like to say thank you.

-Thank you, editors, for always
putting together the best takes,

the best angles,
and the best lines

so we can both
tell the story effectively

and not embarrass ourselves.

-Hence the expression,
"fix it in post."

-Hence the expression,
"fix it in post."
Here are the nominees.

Here are the nominees.

-And the Emmy goes to...

"The Bear,"
Joanna Naugle.

♪

-Oh, my gosh, this is crazy.

Thank you to the TV Academy.

This is such an enormous honor.

The first person I have to thank
is Josh Senior.

When you start out as an editor,
someone needs to believe in you,

even when you have no credits,
and he was that person for me.

So, thank you for giving me
the first chance

and every chance after that.

[ Applause ]

To Christopher Storer,

you created a brilliant world
filled with heartfelt,

amazing characters,
and I love working with you.

You're the most trusting,
enthusiastic collaborator.

I share this with my
assistant editor, Megan Mancini.

You were with me since the very
first frame of the show.

This is 100% your doing,
as well.

"The Bear" is about the beauty
of working together as a team

"The Bear" is about the beauty
of working together as a team
to bring out the best
in each other,

to bring out the best
in each other,

and our crew and cast
is such a reflection of that.

So, to Chris, Josh, Tyson,
Joanna, Cooper,

everyone at FX who believed
in the show, thank you.

Adam Epstein, you're an amazing,
amazing co-editor.

Adam Epstein, you're an amazing,
amazing co-editor.
I'm in awe of you.

I'm in awe of you.

And to my family, my mom,
my dad, Andrew, Rachel,

I love you guys,
and my husband, Michael.

Thank you for everything.

Thank you for everything.
Thank you, everybody.

Thank you, everybody.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-She's an Emmy-winning
choreographer and performer,

and he's a three time
Emmy winner

and he's a three time
Emmy winner
and a nominee tonight.

and a nominee tonight.

From "Dancing with the Stars,"

please welcome Derek
and Julianne Hough.

-The art of editing is a lot
like choreographing a dance.

Everything must be
meticulously arranged

to convey everything
you really want to say.

-And like a choreographer,
an editor plans sequences,

pacing, and transitions
to evoke emotions

and tell an interesting story.

In the end,
everything must flow together

effortlessly and beautifully.

-Both experiences are precise,
sometimes painful,

and always involve lots and lots
of coffee or energy drinks.

So, to all the editors in the
house tonight,

we feel you.
We really do.

-We feel you.
-We do.

-We feel you.
-We do.
-Here are the nominees

-Here are the nominees

for Outstanding Picture Editing
for Variety Programing.

-The picture editing teams
from...

-And the Emmy goes to...

the team from
"A Black Lady Sketch Show."

[ Cheers and applause ]

-So what do you want?
Something low-cal?

-And why would
I want something low cal?

-Oh, I just figured
you were trying to lose weight.

-Oh, I just figured
you were trying to lose weight.
Not that you need to.
-I'm pregnant.

Not that you need to.
-I'm pregnant.

-Wow. At your age?
-I'm 32.

-[ Laughs ]

Thank you to the Academy members
here and at home

who voted for us.

who voted for us.
We want to thank
our family at HBO.

We want to thank
our family at HBO.

We love you guys.

We want to thank
our incredible, incredible EPs,

our "Black Lady" director,
Bridget Stokes.

We want to thank
Chloé Hilliard,

Monique Moses,
and our amazing writers.

Our incredible post team,

and most importantly,
we want to thank Robin Thede

for creating a show that makes
the world a better place.

-They just three-peated,
you guys.

They have won this award
three years in a row.

It was the first
all-Black, all women.

We've set records every year.

They've done this
three years in a row.

Thank you guys so much.

-Thank you so much.

-Thank you so much.
[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-He's a judge
on "Baking Championships"

and a world-renowned cake baker.

Please welcome Duff Goldman.

-I mean, come on,
you didn't expect me

to come to the 75th birthday
of the Emmys

without a cake, did you?
[ Laughter ]

Here are the nominees
for Outstanding Picture Editing

for a Structured Reality
or Competition Program.

-The picture editing teams
from...

-And the Emmy goes to...

...the team from
"RuPaul's Drag Race."

[ Cheers and applause ]

-♪ Show me what you got ♪

♪ Are you a winner? ♪

♪ Can you make it hot? ♪

♪ Don't be a loser ♪

♪ Don't be a loser ♪
-♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪

-♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪

-Hi! Oh, my gosh.
Thank you so much.

We want to thank
everyone at World of Wonder

and Steven Corfe
and Mich Mills and Lisa Steele.

Thank you so much for letting us
take so many risks

and having so much fun
with this show.

Thank you to RuPaul
and all the queens

for bringing all the inspiration
you do every single season.

And thank you
to our amazing post team.

And thank you
to our amazing post team.
I love you, Papa!

I love you, Papa!

-More of the 75th Creative Arts
Emmy Awards straight ahead.

♪

Please welcome two stars
of "Succession,"
J. Smith-Cameron and Agnes Moorehead

-Inhabiting a character is,
of course, the actor's job.

But in television,
there are so many people

who help build that character
before they go on camera.

-Absolutely.

There are writers who give
the character their words,

directors who give them depth,

designers who give them
light and sound.

-And then there are
the stunt teams

who take the characters
that we've so carefully crafted

and beat [bleep] out of them.

-Yeah.

It is the stunt teams
who give our characters

their concussions,
their broken bones,

who give that little cut
over that one eye

that just needs
a little butterfly bandage,

so you know that
they're pretty messed up

so you know that
they're pretty messed up
but probably won't scar.

but probably won't scar.

-Oh, I love those.
-Yeah, they're the best.

-Here are the nominees

for Outstanding Stunt
Coordination for a Drama Series,

Limited or Anthology
Series, or Movie.

♪

♪

♪

♪

-Henderson, pull back.

-And the Emmy goes to...

-And the Emmy goes to...
"The Boys," John Koyama.

"The Boys," John Koyama.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪

♪

♪
-Oh, my God.
This is crazy.

-Oh, my God.
This is crazy.

Um, dude, uh, man.

I want to thank the Academy,
of course,

and the teams over at
Prime Video and Sony Pictures,

especially Adam Moss,
for always believing in me

and trust me with the shows.

My wife Michelle

and my boys, Jay, Ray,
Jake, and Joey.

Uh, man, I'm sorry
I'm never home.

That's because of Seth,
Evan, and Eric Kripke

for always shooting in Canada.

But -- so, blame them.

And thank you to Evan Goldberg,
Seth Rogen, and Eric Kripke

for, you know,
letting me collaborate

and create with them on
a crazy show like "The Boys"

and their genius material.

and their genius material.
Thank you to all the producers,

Thank you to all the producers,

writers, production team,
and the crew.

Uh, it's a tough show,
and we get it done.

And last but not least,
thank you to my stunt team.

Man, they're the best
in the business.

Kiralee, Matty,
Cam, Ox, and Max White.

Thank you guys.
Thank all of you. Thank you.

-Please welcome the stars
of "Extended Family,"

Abigail Spencer
and Donald Faison.

-Nonfiction storytelling

is the most vulnerable
genre of telezh--

"telezhision."

Television!
-[ Laughs ]

-We're off to a great start,
folks.

There are no characters
to hide inside,

There are no characters
to hide inside,
no makeup to cloak oneself with.

no makeup to cloak oneself with.

It is simply the subject
and their truth,

laid bare for the world to see.

-It's showing up on
the doorstep of every streamer,

riding up the service elevator,

and putting on
a custodial uniform,

and gaining access
to that C-suite

and insisting --
nay, demanding --

that they greenlight
your nonfiction special,

"My Liaison
with Donald Faison."

[ Laughter ]

-Okay, I've read the treatment.

It's very good.
We'll be taking bids all night.

DM Donald after the show.

Carol. Yeah.
-Please.

[ Laughs ]

-Here are the nominees...

-[ Laughing ] For Outstanding
Documentary

or Nonfiction Special.

-And the Emmy goes to...

..."Still:
A Michael J. Fox Movie."

♪

♪

-Hi.
Michael wrote that Parkinson's

is the gift that
keeps on taking.

Think about that.
A gift that keeps on taking.

Those of us behind me
who worked on the film saw

how Parkinson's could take.

We saw many falls, broken bones,

pins, too many visits
to the E.R. that we can count.

But through everything,

Michael insists
on focusing on life's gifts.

He took Parkinson's
out of the shadows.

He created
a thriving community of --

and he built the most respected
foundation in the world.

But more than anything,

what makes Michael
so wonderful and incredible

what makes Michael
so wonderful and incredible
is who he is and how he lives.

is who he is and how he lives.

Always finding humor,
seeking wisdom,

and refusing to live
with a label

and showing all of us that there
are gifts to be found,

especially when life takes.

Thank you so much.
This is for you, Michael.

[ Applause ]

-And now please welcome
the creator, star,

and executive producer
of the Emmy-winning series

"A Black Lady Sketch Show,"

Emmy nominee Robin Thede.

-Thank you.

I have the honor tonight
of presenting the award

for Outstanding Writing
for a Nonfiction Program.

for Outstanding Writing
for a Nonfiction Program.
Now, I'm a comedy writer,

Now, I'm a comedy writer,

but I love nonfiction
programing, okay?

True crime is my jam.

So, some people say, you know,

"There are too many
cult documentaries out there."

I say there's not enough.

Anyway, if you make it,
I'm watching it.

The point is, here are
the nominees

for Outstanding Writing
for a Nonfiction Program.

for Outstanding Writing
for a Nonfiction Program.
-The writing teams from...

-The writing teams from...

-Tupac was a Zen master.

He lived in these moments
more than any of us.

And if it wasn't
something happened,

he was going to make
something happen.

-What are you so upset about?

-I wanted to see him.

They said he was
coming around the back.

I've been waiting for ages
to see him.

-...that this might be
the 100-foot wave.

-I'm like, yeah, okay.

I feel really confident
right now to go for this...

-I've never done that before.
Have you guys done that?

-I've never done that before.
Have you guys done that?
-No. Diary entries,
journal entries?

-No. Diary entries,
journal entries?

No, that's super intimate.

-20,000 members would fill
Madison Square Garden

on Washington's birthday.

-And the Emmy goes to...

...Geoffrey C Ward,
"The US and the Holocaust."

And unfortunately, he just
couldn't be here tonight.

And unfortunately, he just
couldn't be here tonight.
So, we accept this Emmy
on their behalf.

So, we accept this Emmy
on their behalf.

-Please welcome the star of
the Apple TV+ series "Shrinking"

and Emmy-nominated music
supervisor for "Ted Lasso."

It's Christa Miller.

-I don't think there's another
category represented tonight

that shows just how far we,
as a medium,

have come in 75 years

than special effects.

Special visual effects
is a craft that has become

so well-honed, so nuanced,
so advanced

that we have actually started
to take it for granted.

Thinking about
all the science fiction

and fantasy shows
out there now,

you can't tell a story like that

without the highest caliber
of VFX.

They can make fights seem epic,

car crashes so real
you can feel them.

Honestly, the only thing these
special effects wizards can't do

is make tonight feel like
it's going any faster.

[ Laughter ]

Here are the nominees

for Outstanding Visual Effects
in a Season or Movie.

for Outstanding Visual Effects
in a Season or Movie.
-The special visual effects
teams from...

-The special visual effects
teams from...

-And the Emmy goes to...

the team from "The Last of Us."

the team from "The Last of Us."
[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪

-Wow. This is a dream.

This is real, right?
[ Laughs ]

I want to thank
the Television Academy,

our showrunners,
Craig Mazin and Neil Druckmann.

You're amazing.

HBO, everyone at HBO
for your support.

Our production team
that lasted

for the entire show with us.

My amazing wife.

We got married
during "The Last of Us."

I don't even know where you are
right now, but I'm just --

I think you're over there.
[ Laughs ]

I love you so much.

And finally, visual effects
is an art form.

It takes an army to do a show
like "The Last of Us."

We had over -- we had just
nearly a thousand artists

from all around the world
work on this project.

This is for you.
Thank you so much.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Emmys.com has more
of the night's winning speeches.

-Please welcome the stars
of "Would it Kill You to Laugh?" John Early
and Kate Berlant.

-Lighting design is arguably

the most important part
of television.

John, light is, of course,
the first thing God ever said.

You were there.
-[ Laughs ]

-"Let there be light."
Remember?

-Yes, Kate.

God was the very first
lighting designer.

[ Laughter ]

Shh! [ Chuckles ]

And all of these nominees
are His disciples.

[ Laughter ]

-And God smiled upon
the lighting designers, saying,

-And God smiled upon
the lighting designers, saying,
"Blessed be you, my children.

"Blessed be you, my children.

Go forth and shine
upon the sound stages

and the location shoots

so that the people
might see 'Young Sheldon.'"

[ Laughter ]

-Amen.

-Amen.
Let us see their names.

Let us see their names.

-The teams from...

-And the Emmy goes to...

the team from 2022 Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony.

the team from 2022 Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony.
[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪♪

-I'd like to thank
my wife, Gretel.

[ Cheers and applause ]

42 years,

And Darren Langer,

Bianca Moncado,

Felix Peralta,
Kevin Lawson,

Alex Flores,

Joel Gallen, the curator
and director of this show,

which we did right here,

and HBO.

Thank you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Please welcome the star
of "Our Flag Means Death,"

Rhys Darby.

-Everyone settle down.

I need to talk to you about
something very important...

accounting.

I'd like to take a moment
to acknowledge the hard work

and dedication of the firm
Ernst & Young.

Not only do they oversee
the voting procedures,

tabulate the votes,
and secure the results,

they're also
my ride home tonight.

Absolute heroes.

Let's hear it
for the accountants!

Let's hear it
for the accountants!
[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Alona McCluney
and Jade Davis.

[ Cheers and applause continue ]

As we know, obviously,

cinematography has continued
to get better and more refined

over the years,

but one crucial element
remains the same.

Cinematographers have
the Herculean task

of taking these strange
creatures called actors

and making them
actually look good.

It's truly the Lord's work.

Honestly, there is so much
that goes into it.

Um, the...

Look, it's very technical,

and most of it escapes me
at the moment.

Here are the nominees

for Outstanding Cinematography
for a Series (One Hour).

-And the Emmy goes to...

..."The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel,"
M. David Mullen.

-♪ On a wonderful day
like today ♪

-♪ On a wonderful day
like today ♪
♪ On a wonderful morning
like this ♪

♪ On a wonderful morning
like this ♪

-♪ When the sun is as big
as a yellow balloon... ♪

-Wow. Uh, did not expect this.

I have to thank the Academy
and Amazon.

But mainly I have to thank
Amy Sherman-Palladino

and Dan Palladino
for five seasons

of an amazing experience
of shooting this series.

And I couldn't done it
without the most talented crew

that could be assembled,

thanks to our producer,
Dana Gilbert.

So, I'd like to thank
my camera crew,

particularly Jim McConkey,
my Steadicam operator,

and Anthony Cappello,
my focus puller,

my key grip Charlie Sherron,

and our dolly grip,
Jake Fountain,

and my gaffer,
Jenny Scarlata,

and all their people
working under them,

our fabulous crew.

And I'd like to thank my wife
Lisle, and my parents.

[ Applause ]

-From the Emmy-nominated
series "Vanderpump Rules,"

it's Scheana Shay, Lala Kent,
Tom Schwartz, and Tom Sandoval.

-Wow, it is such a thrill
to be here

with all of you tonight,
here at the 75th Emmys.

-Next, we have the nominee
for Outstanding Choreography

for Variety
or Reality Programing.

-The choreography teams
from...

-And the Emmy goes to...

"Dancing with the Stars,"
Derek Hough.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪

-Hi. Um...

Wow. Sorry.

I just want to say thank you.

I love you all,
all the nominees.

Philip MacKenzie,
I love you so much.

Everybody that I'm missing.
You guys are all incredible.

A heartfelt thank you
to ABC and BBC

for giving us the platform to
create something really special.

Michael Bublé, Chase, Rob Mills,
Phil Wright, Conrad Green,

Quinn, Justin,
Valerie Bruce, Dina, Rachou.

The show -- this journey
has been unbelievable,

to be on the show for so long,
and I just, I'm so thankful.

And a month ago,
uh, had a life changing moment

and it just reminded me
how to really cherish

and to really savor
each and every moment.

This is -- what a stark
contrast it's been.

I just flew in last night
from D.C.,

and so, this is a nice
welcome-home gift.

And I want to dedicate this
to my beautiful wife.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Your strength and your courage

this whole month
has been unbelievable.

And you inspire me
every single day,

the way you accepted this moment

and you surrendered
and your strength.

And I just want to say
thank you all so much.

If there's anybody I missed,
I'm sorry, but thank you again.

Thank you so much.

[ Applause ]

-The celebration continues

with more of the 75th
Creative Arts Emmy Awards.

-Please welcome
from "Resident Alien"
and the animated series Harley Quinn

Emmy nominee Alan Tudyk.

-Hi.

The competition
among reality shows

is itself a reality show.

It's got it all, it's got drama.

It's got competition, tears,
knives, stilettos,

broken hearts and broken dreams.

Where else are you going to see
a bunch of Realtors

battle it out
with drag performers,

top chefs trying [Chuckles]
to take down footballers.

It's bedlam!
It's insanity!

It's bedlam!
It's insanity!
And I am here for it.

And I am here for it.

Tonight, it's not
just about winning.

[ Laughs ] Yes.
Yes, it is. It is.

It's all about winning.

There needs to be a winner,

or else all of us will end up
here at the reunion show,

and I will cry,

and I will storm out
because I'm sensitive.

It's okay.

I did not come here
to make friends.

[ Laughter ]

Here are the nominees

for Outstanding Unstructured
Reality Program.

-And the winner is...

"Welcome to Wrexham."

"Welcome to Wrexham."
[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪♪

-Thank you.

We want to thank FX,
the Academy,

all of our partners who help us
make this show.

To our chairmen,

Rob McElhenney
and Ryan Reynolds,

thank you for making
this dream come true.

To the crew
who makes this show happen.

Congratulations to everyone
on the ground in Wrexham.

And last but not least,
to the players,

coaches, and people of Wrexham

who let us into their homes,
into their lives

and let the whole world
into their hearts.

Up the town.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Please welcome the star
and executive producer

of Hulu's upcoming
"Vanderpump Villa"

and executive producer and star
of "Vanderpump Rules."

and executive producer and star
of "Vanderpump Rules."
[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Reality hosts have become
part of our cultural zeitgeist.

They're almost as big
as rock stars,

and we all need
a little help sometimes

navigating the massive landscape

that reality television
has exploded into.

Even me.
Definitely me.

We need a reliable game master
to guide us step by step

as the challenges get harder

and the reality
becomes stranger.

Well, thank God these guys,
they know the rules.

So, here are the nominees

for Outstanding Host for a
Reality or Competition Program.

-The hosts from...

-And the Emmy goes to...

...RuPaul,
"RuPaul's Drag Race."

Yoo-hoo!

-♪ Show me what you got ♪

♪ Are you a winner? ♪

♪ Can you make it hot? ♪

♪ Don't be a loser ♪

♪ Take it to the top,
make it pop ♪

♪ Take it to the top,
make it pop ♪
-Thank you all so much.

-Thank you all so much.

-Thank you all so much.
Thank you, my television family.

Thank you, my television family.

I am so proud
to be a part of this medium

that I love so much.

I love television,

and you creative, beautiful
people create television,

and you've invited me
to be a part of this.

You are my family, and I'd also
like to thank my family,

my sisters Renae,
Renetta, and Rozy,

who supported me
all these years,

even during the hard,
tough times

when I was sleeping
on Rozy's couch.

And my other family,
Randy Barbato and Fenton Bailey,

who have supported me
all these years,

and my friend Larry T.,
who called me up

when I was on the ball
of my butt,

sleeping on Rozy's couch,

who told me, he says, "Ru,
remember who you are.

Don't give up."

It was a terrible time.

He said, "Don't give up.
Remember who you are."

And I want to tell
all these kids out here

who are in the business,

who are in the business,
"Remember who you are.
Do not give up.

"Remember who you are.
Do not give up.

Stick with it, kiddo,
and remember who you are.

You are the child of God.
Don't forget it."

You are the child of God.
Don't forget it."
Thank you very much.
Thank you.

Thank you very much.
Thank you.

Thank you very much.
Thank you.
[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-From the new dating show
"Twin Love,"

Please welcome Brie
and Nikki Garcia.

-The Creative Arts Emmy Awards

is the longest party
in Hollywood.

Let's keep the flow
of the Emmys going.

Here are the nominees for
Outstanding Animated Program.

-And the Emmy goes to...

"The Simpsons."

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪

-Thank you, Sherri and Terri.

There, a "Simpsons" reference.

Just thanks to the Academy
for this.

Thanks to Disney and Fox
for keeping us on TV.

Thanks to Carolyn and Ryan
and me who wrote this,

and the director, Rob Oliver.

And come on, Carolyn,
say something.

-In addition
to all these people,

we also want to thank the --

the amazing anime segment
was produced by --

in Korea by DR Movie
with director Olm and Mr. Jeong.

in Korea by DR Movie
with director Olm and Mr. Jeong.
Just thank everybody.

Just thank everybody.

And thank you, Carol Burnett,
for teaching everybody

that a woman can be funny
while rocking a Bob Mackie gown.

You are such a gracious...

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Now let's take another moment

-Now let's take another moment
to remember more
of our colleagues

to remember more
of our colleagues

who passed away this year.

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-Please welcome the host
of the Nikki Glaser podcast

and currently on the "Good Girl World Tour"

It's Nikki Glaser.

-When faced with the cruelties
of an indifferent universe,

some people
take their tragedies,

and simply languish and suffer.

Losers.

Others, like all of our nominees
tonight, take their pain

and turn it into something
called a variety special.

And sure, getting
a golden trophy

for articulating your struggle
is a nice perk.

But really, when you put
your pain out onto paper,

and then, onto the screen,
you get so much more.

Like money.

Like so much money.
[ Laughter ]

Here are the nominees

for "Outstanding Writing
For A Variety Special."

-The writing teams from...

♪

♪

♪

-And the Emmy goes to...

John Mulaney --
"John Mulaney: Baby J."

John Mulaney --
"John Mulaney: Baby J."
[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪

-Thank you.

Thank you very much
to the Academy,

to Ted Sarandos

and Robbie Praw at Netflix.

I am very, very honored
to be in the same category

as John and Kate
and Wanda and Chris

and the team
from your special, Carol.

It's an honor to be
in the same list as you.

Uh, big thanks
to our director, Alex Timbers;

our producer, John Foy;
our editor, Kelly Brickner Lyon;

our producer, John Foy;
our editor, Kelly Brickner Lyon;
David Byrne
for his wonderful music.

David Byrne
for his wonderful music.

And lastly,
to Olivia and Malcolm,

I can't wait to show our son
this Emmy for a special

he will never,
ever be allowed to watch.

I...
[ Laughter ]

...If you told me
a couple of years ago

in a Pennsylvania rehab

that I would be able to make

a special out of it, I would --

Well, you wouldn't have
been able to tell me,

because they took my phone.

I-I can't thank you enough.
[ Laughter ]

Thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen. Bye-bye.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-From "Selling Sunset,"
nominated tonight

for "Outstanding Unstructured
Reality Program."

Please welcome Chrishell Stause,

Chelsea Lazkani,

Amanza Smith,

and Bre Tiesi.
-Here are the nominees

for "Outstanding Host
For A Game Show"...

♪

♪♪♪

♪

-And the Emmy goes to...

Keke Palmer.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Wow, that is so exciting.

Thank you so much.

I'm really just so thankful.
I'm almost speechless.

But I'm also going to say
something fast,

because that music is scary
when it gets you.

because that music is scary
when it gets you.
But I want to just
give a huge thanks,

But I want to just
give a huge thanks,

obviously to the people
that allowed this to happen.

Thank you to Jimmy Fallon
for being

an awesome friend and mentor.

I really couldn't do it
without him.

Thank you to NBC,
and also

thank you to my son,
God, for keeping me going.

And thank you to all of you.
Thank you to the Academy.

Also, Carol Burnett,
you are amazing.

And I'm just -- I just love you

and appreciate
everything you've done.

and appreciate
everything you've done.
Okay, I beat the time.

Okay, I beat the time.

-From the highly successful
YouTube series,

"Good Mythical Morning,"

please welcome
Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal.

-Here are the nominees for

"Outstanding Technical Direction
And Camerawork For A Series"...

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

♪

♪

-And the Emmy goes to...

The team from
"Dancing with the Stars."

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪

-Wow, this amazing team,

"Dancing with the Stars"
was also nominated

for "American Idol."

Some of them were also nominated
for "Masked Singer."

Many of them
were working on the crew.

Nat, over here...
[ Cheers and applause ]

...is part of the team.

A lot of the camera operators
have worked with us

over the last 17, 18 years,

and the reason is because
they are the best.

It's been an honor
working with everybody.

I want to thank Phil Hayes,

our director on
"Dancing with the Stars."

John Zaccaro
and his team of utilities

are the reason that we're able
to do the work that we do.

Anyways, thank you, everybody.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-emmys.com has more of
the night's winning speeches.

-He's the executive producer
and star of "The Family Business"

and stars in the upcoming
"Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire,"

and "Quantum Leap."

Please welcome Ernie Hudson.

-Now let's get to more artists

who were a little extra
in a good way.

Here are the nominees

for "Outstanding Guest
Actress In A Drama Series"...

♪

♪

-They're in the back.

Kevin. Melanie.

-I just need to go up, so...

-Please.
-Thank you.

-No, not upstairs.

I don't want her up...

[ Cheers and applause ]

-He told me to forgive.

And what did he get for that?

-Makes me feel like I'm in
the middle of a bidding war.

Horrible. Different people
saying different numbers.

8, 9.

What's next?

-It will be.

But not yet.

It ends this way for everyone.

Sooner or later, right?

Some of us just get there
faster than others.

-Sally-Anne was my Kerry,
so to speak.

So, it's all water
under the bridge now, innit?

Should we go pile in?

-I-I never ask you for anything.
Not to feel the way I felt.

Not to...because
I don't have time.

This is your chance.

You get her there.

-And the Emmy goes to...

Storm Reid, "The Last of Us."

[ Cheers and applause ]

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♪

♪

-Oh, I'm such a mess. Um...
[ Laughter ]

Thank you.
30s is just not enough time.

Um, thank you God
for this opportunity,

Um, thank you God
for this opportunity,
Craig Mazin, HBO,

Craig Mazin, HBO,

my team at CAA,

360, Allie, Evelyn, Donno.

Oh, man. Mr. Chris in heaven.

Oh, man. Mr. Chris in heaven.
Uh, Kevin Huvane.

Uh, Kevin Huvane.

Um, to my family,
my friends who hold me down.

To my mom.

I love you.

The sacrifices,
the perseverance.

You are a human personification

of a Renaissance woman.

This is proof
that you can do anything.

I'm just a young girl
from Atlanta, Georgia.

Thank you to
the Television Academy.

Thank you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Here are the nominees for

"Outstanding Guest Actor
In A Drama Series"...

-I'm sorry.

-For what?

-Getting older faster than you.

-Getting older faster than you.
-I like you older.

-I like you older.

-And he fed a certain kind of
meagerness in men.

Perhaps he had to.

Because he had
a meagerness about him.

-I'm not going to give you
the "Every Day

was a Wonderful Gift
from God" speech.

I have had a lot of bad days.

I've had bad days with you too.

-What was it?
-Uh. Embolism. Pulmonary.

-Because I heard he saw
your Pierce business plan

and choked laughing.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-The Emmy goes to...

Nick Offerman,
"The Last of Us."

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪♪

♪

-Thank you so much.

Wow. Thank you to the Academy
for this pat on the back

for even counting me
among my fellow nominees.

Salute you, James Cromwell.

Salute you, James Cromwell.
As long as the day.

As long as the day.

Uh, especially,
I have to tip my cap

Uh, especially,
I have to tip my cap
to my magnificently
generous partner

to my magnificently
generous partner

and rightly-lauded gorgeous
Aussie top man,

the girth from Perth --

Murray Bartlett.

[ Laughter,
cheers and applause ]

Without whom, it would have
been awfully tough to pull off

a beautiful, richly-veined
two hander.

[ Laughter ]

Thank you to HBO,
Carolyn Strauss,

for continuing to produce wildly
entertaining programs like this

that arc towards decency
and inclusivity.

Thank you to Neil Druckmann

for thinking it up,
to Peter Hoare for conducting,

for thinking it up,
to Peter Hoare for conducting,
Eben Bolter for shooting it,

Eben Bolter for shooting it,

Timothy Goode
for cutting it together,

Connie Parker, Joanna Mireau,

Chris Glimsdale, Greg Auch,

and Cynthia Ann Summers

for mollycoddling me on set

and creating my sexy
ursine prepper look...

[ Laughter ]

...and the rest of
the astonishing band of artists

on "The Last of Us."

Too many to name, Pedro,

who crafted this episode

with such exquisite care.

But god damn it, folks,
we would not be doing anything

but standing around
with our thumbs up our asses

if Craig Mazin hadn't written
the most beautiful script

I've ever been handed.

[ Cheers and applause ]

If you like what we do,

and it's always and only,

because the writing
is so damn good

with which we demonstrate
our devotion to each other.

with which we demonstrate
our devotion to each other.
This tradition
of storytelling as medicine

This tradition
of storytelling as medicine

because, as Wendell Berry says,
"It All Turns on Affection."

Speaking of, Megan Mullally
is not only my bride

Speaking of, Megan Mullally
is not only my bride
and legal property...

and legal property...

[ Laughter ]

...She is my muse
and acting teacher,

and I would certainly
not be standing here

without her patient tutelage.

without her patient tutelage.
And that is not a euphemism.

And that is not a euphemism.

Thank you powerfully to Mother
Nature and Linda Ronstadt,

each for their
particular strawberries.

And finally,
to my own mom and dad,

And finally,
to my own mom and dad,
who taught me to use tools
in the kitchen

who taught me to use tools
in the kitchen

and the garden and the woodshop

as an expression of love
and fidelity

by way of what we do
to care for each other,

which we've learned once again
from Craig Mazin

in this episode,
is the whole damn point,

what we do to care
for one another.

Thank you so much.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Here are the nominees for

"Outstanding
Television Movie"...

♪

-♪ He's alive ♪
-♪ He's alive ♪

-♪ Oh, he's alive ♪
-♪ He's alive ♪

-♪ He's alive,
and I'm forgiven ♪

♪ Heaven's gates are open wide ♪

-"My biological clock
is ticking like this.

And the way this case is going,
I ain't never getting married."

[ Indistinct conversations,
shouting ]

-...Hits you in the head.
-Rosie Perez.

-...Hits you in the head.
-Rosie Perez.
-[ Sighs ]
-Oh!

-[ Sighs ]
-Oh!

-♪ One way or another,
I'm gonna see ya ♪

♪ I'm gonna meet you,
meet you, meet you ♪

♪ I'm gonna meet you,
meet you, meet you ♪
♪ One day, maybe real soon ♪

♪ One day, maybe real soon ♪

♪ I'm going to meet ya ♪

♪ I'm going to meet ya,
I'll meet ya ♪

-Look, kid.

If you really have
your heart set

on doing this stupid music...

maybe write more than one song.

-Yeah, all the biggest musical
acts have more than one song

in their catalog.
-That's very true.

-And the Emmy goes to...

"Weird: The Al Yankovic Story."

"Weird: The Al Yankovic Story."
[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪

♪

-Uh, thank you so much
to the Academy

-Uh, thank you so much
to the Academy
for awarding us "Best Picture."

for awarding us "Best Picture."

I know that's not
what it's called.

My mom calls it that,
so I'm just going with it.

Uh, we'd like to thank Funny
or Die, Tango, Henry Munoz,

Tim Headington,
everyone at the Roku Channel,

uh, Colin Davis, CAA,
Tucker Voorhees, Jay Levey,

our amazing crew,
a bunch of which are here.

Um, uh, our incredible cast,

led by the incomparable
Daniel Radcliffe,

who completely transformed
himself for this role.

who completely transformed
himself for this role.
Mustache, glasses,

Mustache, glasses,

rock hard abs.

Uh, and, uh,

of course, our families
for all their love and support

and, of course,
and "Weird Al" Yankovic.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-I just want to leave you
with the words of a wise man

who once said...

"Live the life
you want to live."

Be as weird as you want to be.

Believe me, you will never find
true happiness

until you truly
can accept who you are.

Thank you.

[ Applause ]

-More of the 75th Creative
Arts Emmy Awards straight ahead.

-Please welcome
multi nominee tonight Padma Lakshmi.

-Good evening,
television can be a conduit

for healing us
through shared experiences.

And it can also unite us
through laughter and sheer fun.

I think tonight's nominees
and winners all prove

that we're heading
in the right direction.

And that the future, believe it
or not, is very bright.

Here are the nominees for
"Outstanding Variety Special"...

-♪ And before you know it ♪

-♪ Comes a time
we have to say so long ♪

Oh, God. Thank you, everybody.

-They do it a lot.
It's called equine therapy.

That sounds really nice,

but how bad do you feel
for that horse?

-They try to come at me
for being black.

I don't see the insult,
because I love being black.

[ Chuckles ] I love it here.

[ Cheers and applause ]

They come at me
for being fat and beautiful.

What? I'm fat and beautiful.

-Happy birthday, Norman.

-Happy birthday.

-Eyeballs.
-Eyeballs.

-Thank you.
[ Laughter ]

-Hey, Norman, we have something
we want to tell you.

We all have COVID.
-Oh, Jesus.

-I thought if that virus came,
we'd all be there.

We'd be like, "All right.
No more racism.

No more sexism.
Let's do this together."

And we'd go and we'd defeat
the enemy aliens.

And then, we'd come back,
be like, "All right,

Let's get back
to the racism and sexism."

[ Laughter ]

-You know what my kids asked
me one time?

They asked me if they could eat
their breakfast

before they go to bed
so they could sleep in.

[ Laughter, applause ]

-And the Emmy goes to...

[ Gasps ]

"Carol Burnett:
90 Years of Laughter + Love."

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

♪

♪

-Oh, my gosh. Oh, thank you.

[ Cheers and applause continue ]

Whoa.

This is very encouraging.

[ Laughter ]

Oh, I want to thank, naturally,
our whole crew.

Everybody here who -- all --
Everybody who was nominated.

My gosh,
we had five nominations.

My gosh,
we had five nominations.
I was thrilled about that.

I was thrilled about that.

I was thrilled about that.
And to get the -- This is --

And to get the -- This is --

Uh, I, well, you all know
how much I love you.

Paul. Steve. Mark. Linda, Brian.

Paul. Steve. Mark. Linda, Brian.
Theresa, I -- Oh, my God.

Theresa, I -- Oh, my God.

Lin -- Oh.

Lin -- Oh.
Oh, I also have to thank...

Oh, I also have to thank...

want to thank NBC

for their undying support.

for their undying support.
They came up and -- and...

They came up and -- and...

[ Cheers and applause ]

And, uh. Well, everybody,
drive home safely.

[ Laughter ]

Thank you. Love you.

-We love you!
-I'm done.

-We love you!
-I'm done.
[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Congratulations
to Carol Burnett

and to all the winners
and the nominees.

Congratulations.

Good night, everybody.
Thank you so much.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Wowee.

-Oh, crap.

-Oh, my goodness. What a way
to start the new year.

-And I want to dedicate this
to my beautiful wife.

-And I want to dedicate this
to my beautiful wife.
Your strength and your courage,

Your strength and your courage,

uh, this whole month
has been unbelievable.

-I'd like to thank
my wife, Gretel.

-Thank you.
This is unbelievable.

-A big shout out
to our daughter, Lottie.

-To my mom.

I love you.

-Thank you for keeping me
in this creative community.

-I really believe it's
a lifetime achievement

to get here.

-This is the night we've
been waiting for.

-I'm going to read these,
because I can't memorize them.

-I'm going to read these,
because I can't memorize them.
And it's on
a little Halloween paper.

And it's on
a little Halloween paper.

And it's on
a little Halloween paper.
-The girth from Perth,
Murray Bartlett.

-The girth from Perth,
Murray Bartlett.

-The girth from Perth,
Murray Bartlett.
-I could personally

-I could personally

-I could personally
do without that last one.

do without that last one.

-Remember who you are.

Do not give up.
Stick with it, kiddo.

-Live the life you want to live.

-Live the life you want to live.
Be as weird as you want to be.

Be as weird as you want to be.

-Thank you. I love you.

♪♪♪