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Ah, Hop Foo's, my favorite.
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Don't mind if I brunch.
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Are you eating takeout
for breakfast?
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Hey, you're my girlfriend now.
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You're not supposed
to judge anything I do.
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Say that again.
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You're my girlfriend now.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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I like it.
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Even when you have dumpling
in your mouth.
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Sounds good.
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I have to go.
I have a big meeting
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with Principal Foster today.
I hate that guy.
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-He always says no to your ideas.
-No, no, no.
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Not this one.
This one is, uh,
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Ocean Conservation Day.
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Why do you do this
to yourself, Jess?
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So you're telling me
to not even try?
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I just don't want you to be
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disappointed when he says no.
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Look, maybe
you should try
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to try a little less.
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How am I supposed
to try to not try?
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That's a catch-22.
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Oh, hey, Coach.
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Oh, I dropped a dumpling!
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-That his breakfast?
-Yeah.
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Isn't it cute?
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-He's not even ashamed of it.
-Oh.
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I got it!
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It almost got away from me...
Aah!
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Who's that girl?
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Who's that girl?
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It's Jess!
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Look, Principal Foster,
we have the chance
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to do something really great.
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Everything's been donated.
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All we need are
transportation costs.
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(STAMMERS)
Come on!
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That's only the most expensive
part of doing anything!
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You... I'm sorry.
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That was rude.
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I slept very badly last night.
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Had a chai tea very late.
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Had friends in from Montreal.
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Some of these kids have lived
in L.A. their entire lives
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and they've never
even seen the ocean.
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Last week I asked
them to draw
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what they thought
the ocean looked like.
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I got a lot of stuff like this.
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Is that a bagel
with wings?
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-Yes, sir, it is.
-Extraordinary.
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I'm afraid
I'm not taking no for an answer.
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You're gonna have
to take no for an answer
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because that's
just the way it is.
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Hmm, a shark with legs.
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That's not even anatomically
close to correct.
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That's just a square, though.
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Have them start over.
That's just terrible.
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Nick?
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I want to talk to you
about your fitness level.
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-Of what? My body?
-When's the last time you worked out?
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You know what? I'll tell
you when the last time he worked out was.
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It was the time that he battled
his daddy's other dumb sperm
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in order to make his way
to his mama's dumb-ass egg.
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Your burns
are getting better, man.
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-Just really long.
-Okay.
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Look, I don't
need to work out.
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I'm old-fashioned,
Coney Island fat-strong.
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Ah, Nicholas.
Chinese food for breakfast.
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See you're still a health nut.
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Aren't you supposed
to be at work?
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I'm rocking a PD...
Personal day.
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Yeah, last day of the move.
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Coach, I see you've wasted no
time moving into my old room.
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Anyway, I just
came over to, uh,
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drop off my old key.
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Wow, so this is like a moment.
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Looking to get some much-needed
space from this place.
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-You're right across the hall.
-That's true.
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Everywhere you go...
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There you are.
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-What?
-COACH: What?
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His jeans are so small.
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NICK:
He looks like a little puppet.
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Like something
some Italian whittled.
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Come on, man,
just let me train you.
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You know what, Nick?
You should do it.
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I would love for Coach to train me,
but I kind of pushed it too hard
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at the court yesterday.
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Went in for a dunk.
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Landed sort of funny.
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(YELLS)
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-Typical Winston.
-(LAUGHING)
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-That's true.
-What is that supposed to mean?
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Because you're always
too injured to play.
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Remember when you sat out of
the game because you were sad?
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I was also cold.
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Nick. Let's do this.
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Look at me.
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Now, you're
in a new relationship,
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which puts you at risk
for gaining the boyfriend 15.
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-That's not a thing.
-It is a thing.
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Jess is into this.
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I've seen this happen
a million times.
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The boyfriend 15 quickly turns
into the boyfriend 20.
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Next thing you know, you're
a fat dude on a little bike
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with a cowboy hat on talking
about, "My ass hurts."
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-I don't want to be that.
-I don't want you to be that.
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I would just be riding
around in circles
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-or would I be going places?
-Circles, dude.
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Fat-guy rash on your arm.
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Okay, look, Schmidt's tried
to get me to work out for years.
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It didn't take.
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Also, and it's
not an excuse,
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I have a very bad back.
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-Your bad back?
-Yeah.
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You gave me a piggyback ride
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two days ago and you giggled
the whole time.
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It was awesome.
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-It was also really funny.
-That was pretty funny.
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-We took the stairs, dude.
-Yeah.
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-It's 'cause I was excited.
-Nick.
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Either take this dumpling
and be a dumpling guy,
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or you train with me,
and be a do-ing guy.
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It's hard because I've been
a dumpling guy my whole life...
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I know. One day, that's all I need.
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And I will change your life.
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You'll be able to see your abs.
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I thought God
just didn't give me those.
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Come on.
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Let's do it.
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-My man!
-I'm in!
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I'm gonna warn you.
Working out is not my thing.
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Not worried, man.
I do not fail.
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You know what?
I'm in, too.
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You're injured, you shouldn't,
you shouldn't do it.
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What? Come on, Winnie the Bish
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play through the pain, baby.
You know what?
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Let's warm up
with some jumping jacks.
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(YELLS)
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(SMACKS LIPS)
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(GROANS)
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I was going... Oh!
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Miss Day!
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Check out my cool beach hat.
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Unfortunately, um,
I have some bad news.
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Uh, we're not gonna get
to go on that field trip.
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But you said anything
is possible,
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Miss Day.
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You just keep wearing
that hat, Crystal.
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Because as long
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as hot dogs are hats...
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Anything is possible.
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You could be the first
little girl in space.
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You just ride that hot dog hat
all the way to the moon, girl.
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Oh, Crystal, you're not
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legally allowed to touch me.
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But thank you.
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(GROANS)
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Hey, guess who got a trainer.
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So many menus.
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I'm gonna look like Barry Bonds.
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-Seriously, what the hell?
-Hey.
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(GROANS)
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I take it, it didn't
go well with Foster.
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-It did not go well.
-Aw, Jess.
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I hate seeing you
hurt like this.
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Are you serious?
More menus?
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This is like...
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Why do we need more menus?
Don't we have enough menus?
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Feels like you're
saying menus a lot.
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This is an eco-disaster.
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Conservation deserves
a win today.
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Hop Foo's has killed
its last tree.
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Jess, this feels like
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a something-else-is-going-on
type of thing.
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Are you okay to drive?
You got crazy eye!
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Uh, welcome to Hop Foo's.
Can I help you?
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This morning, there were nine
menus just in my apartment.
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I also hate those menus, they're
so bad for the environment.
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It's wasteful.
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It's an eco-disaster.
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I'll talk to my boss,
see if we can change that.
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Yeah, great, you do that.
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I'm gonna follow up
with you on that.
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I compost, recycle, but it's...
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I don't feel like it's enough.
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Thank you.
Geez, thank you so much
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for stepping up
and saying something.
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That's who I am,
that's just, you know, I'm...
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-My name's Brian.
-Jess. Jessica. Jess.
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It's really refreshing to meet
someone who actually cares.
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Well, it helps
that you're gorgeous.
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Ha! Blah!
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(LAUGHS) Burr!
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No, that's crazy.
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That ain't real.
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That's dumb.
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That's straight dumb.
You're dumb.
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You're nice.
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You excited for the holidays?
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I am.
Hmm.
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Anyway...
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-My system is built to be easy.
-Okay.
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It's easy as peanuts.
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-Easy as peanuts?
-Yeah.
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That's not an expression,
no one says that.
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PEANUTS is an acronym.
PEANUTS stands for:
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Physical Education
Activity Nuts!
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Like, like go nuts, have fun!
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Yeah, but you got
to use every letter.
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I'm aware of that,
but it still works.
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-Yo. Yo.
-Hey.
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What's going
on, guys?
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(CHUCKLES)
Let's do this.
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I tell you, ain't
no injury gonna hold
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old Winnie the Bish down
'cause I'm a warrior.
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Nick knows.
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Burpees?
All right, cool. (GROANS)
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Injury is gonna get worse.
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-I'm not a quitter!
-(PHONE RINGS)
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Hey, Schmidt, what's
going on, man?
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Everything okay?
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Did I leave my Oakland Raiders
yarmulke over there?
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Don't know.
Coach and I are working out.
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I've been trying to get you
to work out for years.
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Well, just
come over, man.
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I'm enjoying my space.
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But maybe you should
just put me on speaker.
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-Okay, you're on.
-Okay, cool, set the scene.
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What's the vibe over there?
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-Nick's in jeans.
-Nixon jeans?
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What the hell are Nixon jeans?
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They sound really cool.
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(SIGHS)
Hey, I solved the menu thing.
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I just went down there,
I took action.
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Boom-yah.
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I made a change.
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Now that I can do
that, I really feel
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like I can figure out
this field trip thing.
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-Double boom-yah.
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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There are still some things
we need to figure out.
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Just got to get
the message across.
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Hey, hey, you don't, you don't
need to leave these anymore.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Where are you running to?
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Who sent you?
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Brian, I thought you were
gonna talk to your boss.
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I am the boss.
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Hop Foo's is
your restaurant?
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Sorry I lied.
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You just seemed kind of crazy,
so I didn't want to deal.
254
00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:48,195
But you care about
conservation.
255
00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:49,863
Oh, I don't,
I really don't.
256
00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:51,532
I care
about my restaurant.
257
00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:53,575
You're going down, Brian!
258
00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:55,077
I'm gonna collect
signatures,
259
00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,787
I'm gonna start a petition,
260
00:08:56,870 --> 00:09:01,500
and I will turn it in
to the person who's in charge
261
00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,918
of restaurants.
262
00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:05,003
And I'm gonna report
you to the city!
263
00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:07,297
Oh, no, not the city.
264
00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:08,507
No!
265
00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:09,675
You're a jerk, Brian!
266
00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,093
I'm gonna burn down
your building!
267
00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:13,011
I won't do that,
I won't do that.
268
00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:15,013
Why do people suck?
269
00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:17,182
Ow!
270
00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:21,812
COACH:
Okay, we're gonna warm up with music.
271
00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,438
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
272
00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:25,941
Yeah, feeling that?
273
00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,568
I guess so.
274
00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:30,487
Yeah, got to loosen up
the shoulders.
275
00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,492
-Wiggle those arms.
-(GIBBERING)
276
00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:36,910
-Arms, not your face.
-Oh, sorry,
277
00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:38,328
-thought you said "face."
-Right.
278
00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:41,832
-Sexy. Working out is sexy.
-Yeah, it is.
279
00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:45,085
That's not sexy, man.
This is sexy.
280
00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:46,378
That isn't sexy.
281
00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:50,132
Ooh, ay.
282
00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:57,931
Damn it!
283
00:09:58,015 --> 00:10:00,225
It's a great workout track!
284
00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,647
What's next?
285
00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,567
And time.
286
00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:09,735
-Yes!
-Yes!
287
00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:10,903
-Whoo!
-Whoo!
288
00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:13,197
Let's do it again.
289
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,073
-Again?
-Yeah, man.
290
00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,870
(GRUNTING)
Six, seven, eight.
291
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,372
Come on, man!
292
00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:24,291
Mine's broken.
293
00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:26,335
-Push through it, man, you got it.
-Ah,
294
00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:27,586
-thank God you're here, Cece.
-What's the emergency?
295
00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,296
Why does Jess need
all this Chinese food?
296
00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,673
No, no, no, I just
made all that up.
297
00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:34,718
Wait, you tricked me
into getting you food?
298
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,553
-Yes.
-Why?
299
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,514
-Nick, what is this?
-For after... Don't worry about it.
300
00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:39,681
I will be right back.
301
00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:41,517
(SIGHS)
302
00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:45,437
Hello zere.
303
00:10:45,521 --> 00:10:48,315
-I'm, I'm Cece, I-I remember you.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, great memory.
304
00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,567
That's what's up,
that's what's up.
305
00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:51,902
No doubt.
306
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,403
Diggity.
307
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,072
-(SIGHS)
-(CHUCKLES)
308
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,370
Nick!
309
00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:02,955
Breasts... Ni...
310
00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:05,165
This is for the food, and
there's a little extra
311
00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:07,042
for you.
312
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,627
Oh, my God,
are you tipping me?
313
00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,170
Yeah.
314
00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:11,588
Well, if I'm gonna get
in trouble, give it back.
315
00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:13,382
I gave you
four bucks.
316
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,968
I'll tip you good...
I'll tip you right over.
317
00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:17,052
Good stuff.
318
00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:18,846
Yeah, yeah.
319
00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:20,848
Damn, I wish I could have
said something else.
320
00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:23,809
-"Tip you right over" was good.
-Oh, okay, cool. Uh, is she single?
321
00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,811
-Yeah, kind of.
-Oh, cool, man.
322
00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,271
-Yeah.
-What are you doing?
323
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,772
Oh, I'm just gonna...
It's just
324
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:29,940
a protein boost.
I'm just gonna eat a little.
325
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,401
That's not how it works, dude.
We're still in the middle of our workout.
326
00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:33,652
-We're not done yet?
-No!
327
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,237
Hey, whoa.
328
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,613
I just had
a very productive conversation
329
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,282
with the owner
of the restaurant.
330
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,242
Action has been taken,
change is in the air.
331
00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:44,371
Now I'm going to go research
lawsuits in my room for fun.
332
00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:45,873
You okay?
333
00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:48,041
-You seem a little off.
-Stop ordering from that place.
334
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,293
Nick, put the dumpling down.
335
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,962
Hey.
336
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,630
Hey, what's up,
Jason Street?
337
00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:55,716
The Internet said
that I had to stay off my feet,
338
00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,801
but then I found this wheelchair
in a ditch,
339
00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,678
so I'm ready to work out.
340
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:03,473
Winston, go lay down.
Nick, put the dumpling down.
341
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:04,600
Relax.
342
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:05,767
-Whoops.
-(GASPS)
343
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:08,103
-Did you just gasp?
-(LAUGHS)
344
00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:10,314
-I'm having one...
-Down.
345
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:13,942
I'm gonna ask you again.
Don't...
346
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,570
Don't do it.
347
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,990
Don't. D...
348
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:23,535
I'm going to eat
one bite of this.
349
00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:25,746
Don't do it.
You're better than this.
350
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,789
-I don't know if I am. I might...
-No.
351
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:28,999
Don't, don't.
352
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,334
Stop shaking it
like that.
353
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,502
-Let me eat the dumpling!
-What's going on?
354
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:32,878
BOTH:
Oh, just working out.
355
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,087
-Yeah.
-Just chilling. (GRUNTS)
356
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:36,298
Does this food have MSG in it?
357
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:37,841
JESS:
What?
358
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,426
(CLENCHED) Oh, my God,
MSG makes my jaw lock up.
359
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:40,594
You all right, dude?
360
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:41,887
-What?
-Mm-hmm.
361
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,722
-What's going on with your jaw?
-Yeah, dude.
362
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,557
-(GROANS)
-Come on, you son of a...
363
00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:46,850
Wait a minute.
364
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,227
Ha, "no MSG."
365
00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:51,313
Where are you going?
366
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,940
-I'm just taking Winston for a walk.
-Where are you taking me?
367
00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:54,107
I think he needs
some fresh air.
368
00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:55,442
BOTH:
Aah!
369
00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:57,277
Damn it, Coach.
370
00:12:57,361 --> 00:13:00,280
Nick! I want you to really
think about your next step.
371
00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:01,823
Why do you care so much?
372
00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:04,451
This is a crucial
moment, a crossroads.
373
00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:06,286
By you eating that,
you are telling me
374
00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:08,121
that you'd rather sit on
the couch eating dumplings
375
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:09,748
than do something
with your life.
376
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:12,835
Now, are you a doer
or a dumpling-er?
377
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:16,088
I'm sorry,
I'm not you, man.
378
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:18,423
I'm a dumpling-er.
Mmm.
379
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,677
Oh, it's veggie.
380
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,637
I did all that
for nothing?
381
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,181
I tried.
382
00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:27,558
Where are you taking me?
383
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,268
What? You're my
smoking gun.
384
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:30,936
Winston's in a wheelchair?
385
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,896
What's next, Roberto Benigni
coming through the halls,
386
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,481
making everybody laugh?
387
00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:35,774
-(BUMPS)
-Aah! Ow!
388
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,943
Missing everything.
389
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,820
Take these.
390
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:40,988
Oh.
391
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,698
ALL: Hi.
392
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,157
Don't even talk.
393
00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:46,285
My friend is having an allergic
reaction to your food.
394
00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:47,369
-Hey, man.
-It says
395
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:48,495
"no MSG"
on the menu.
396
00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:50,539
It also says it with the...
397
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,541
What do you call the circle
with the diagonal line?
398
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,418
-It's the Ghostbusters thing.
-What?
399
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:55,961
From the movie Ghostbusters.
400
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,254
Oh, it says it with words
401
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,548
and it says it
with the Ghostbusters thing.
402
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,633
-All right, just calm down.
-No, here's what's going to happen.
403
00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:03,719
You're going to stop putting
these menus everywhere,
404
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:05,304
or I'm going to
show the people
405
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:07,931
in here what happens
when you eat the food.
406
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,100
-I actually like the food.
-Listen, Jess,
407
00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:11,935
Chinese food is MSG.
408
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,395
America is living a lie,
409
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,606
and we distribute menus
so people order the food.
410
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,941
Just accept that that's
the way things are!
411
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:21,570
No, I am done accepting things
the way they are,
412
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:24,156
because there are menus
everywhere,
413
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,783
and there are kids
who want to see the ocean.
414
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:30,329
-What?
-And I don't like your vibe, dude.
415
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:31,788
-(GROANS)
-Hey!
416
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:34,833
This is what eating here did
to my friend.
417
00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:38,670
Is that crispy noodles?
418
00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:41,381
-(COACH SINGING)
-Coach.
419
00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:44,426
Oh, no, no
420
00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:46,178
What the hell
are you doing, man?
421
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:47,429
I'm making island beats.
422
00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:49,014
I think this is
what I'm gonna do
423
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,683
from now on, since,
obviously, I can't coach.
424
00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:54,353
I thought we were
just messing around.
425
00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:55,896
Why are you taking this so hard?
426
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:58,148
Because, dude, I was
trying to prove to myself
427
00:14:58,232 --> 00:14:59,900
that I could still do this.
428
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:03,695
Ever since Malia broke up
with me... I don't know...
429
00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:06,406
I've just been a mess.
Feel like I can't do anything right.
430
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:08,992
-(SIGHS)
-Guys, it's locked, it's unlocked.
431
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,869
Get it together for real.
432
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,204
What are you doing here?
433
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:13,455
I thought you said
you were so busy.
434
00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:14,998
I found this extra alarm clock,
435
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,667
and, uh, I thought
it'd be neighborly,
436
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,836
so I'll set it up
for you guys.
437
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:21,088
You're welcome.
438
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:22,506
Wait a second.
439
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,717
-What is that?
-What's what?
440
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:27,636
-Is that a camera?
-Hmm?
441
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,930
Schmidt, are you
spying on us?
442
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:32,432
So... (SCOFFS)
It is... It's a camera.
443
00:15:32,516 --> 00:15:36,270
-Well, I'm shocked.
-Schmidt, look, you decided to move out.
444
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,980
-So move out.
-I am out.
445
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:40,190
I'm actually very busy,
you know that?
446
00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:43,652
I'm actually late for a very
important coffee with a...
447
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,487
With a dear friend of mine.
448
00:15:45,571 --> 00:15:47,072
-Who's that?
-Hmm?
449
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,824
-Who?
-Yeah.
450
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:51,285
Wouldn't you like to know?
451
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:54,037
-(DOOR CLOSES)
-Tiny pants man
452
00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:55,914
He don't have friends
453
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,916
That's why he got the clock
454
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,753
He got the clock to watch
his only friends
455
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:05,883
Are you enjoying your meal?
Winston enjoyed his meal, right?
456
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,718
-Until he had an allergic reaction.
-MAN: Let's go.
457
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,553
There. I drove away all
of your customers,
458
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:14,141
and I'm gonna do that every day
until you stop with the menus.
459
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:17,060
-Earth warrior!
-You win. I'll stop.
460
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,062
Thank you.
461
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,939
Charles?
462
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,066
You're fired.
463
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,736
-What? No!
-Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
464
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:28,071
-Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
-Don't fire him.
465
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,324
-He's the menu guy.
-I was just trying to make a difference.
466
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:32,326
You did. At the beginning
of the day, this guy had a job.
467
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,661
Now he doesn't, so congrats
on your victory. You win.
468
00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:37,122
(LOUD GUTTURAL SOB)
469
00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:39,666
(LOUD GUTTURAL SOB)
470
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,127
-Do you have any teaching experience?
-(SOBS)
471
00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:44,671
Does anyone have
an antihistamine?
472
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:53,305
You know, I just moved
across the hall,
473
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,516
but it feels like
474
00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:57,309
I moved across an entire ocean.
475
00:16:57,392 --> 00:17:00,062
People grow up,
especially young people.
476
00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:02,147
-So my friends don't even miss me anymore?
-Uh-huh.
477
00:17:02,231 --> 00:17:03,982
Well, they don't miss you.
478
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,609
They've moved on.
479
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,110
What?
480
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:09,112
Well, how do you know that?
481
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,990
Because he told me.
482
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:15,118
His name is Conner, and he
went to SUNY Binghamton.
483
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:18,080
I once lived
with 40 birds,
484
00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:21,375
and they all flew away,
and I moved on.
485
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,129
Slow down on the
noodles, buddy.
486
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:29,132
Well, congratulations, Miller.
You were right.
487
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,218
-What happened?
-I terrorized the restaurant.
488
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,804
I got a good man fired.
489
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,973
I might have ran over a lizard
with my wheelchair,
490
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,140
but I am ashamed of it.
491
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:40,018
So, that's what
you get for trying.
492
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,396
Let's see what the
enemy tastes like.
493
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,439
-It's good.
-Anybody want to help me use the bathroom?
494
00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:46,984
-BOTH: No.
-Okay, I'll work it out.
495
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,653
I shouldn't have even tried.
You just get hurt.
496
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,196
COACH:
This is such a relief.
497
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,447
I can get fat now.
498
00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:53,782
Hey, guys, stop it!
499
00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:55,200
I want to eat
this all day.
500
00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:58,996
Like a Chinese food ménage. Oh!
501
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,123
Okay, you guys are doers,
and people like me,
502
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:02,583
people who don't do anything...
503
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:04,585
We actually need people
like you.
504
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:07,045
-Mmm...
-Oh, boy, this is bad.
505
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,548
Uh, this... Okay, all right.
506
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:12,176
I'm gonna give you guys a speech,
and it's gonna fire you guys up.
507
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,428
-Got some on my pants...
-First we're gonna start with compliments
508
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:17,055
to build up your confidence.
Okay, uh,
509
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,558
-Coach, you're a great guy.
-Mmm...
510
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,143
You've got strong bodies.
511
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:22,811
-Aah!
-What?
512
00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:25,063
You just need some more clients.
I believe in you.
513
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,900
-Thanks.
-Jess, you're awesome.
514
00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:29,568
You are the most resourceful,
515
00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:31,028
optimistic, amazing person
516
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,779
I've ever met in my life.
517
00:18:32,863 --> 00:18:34,281
I can't even get my
kids on a field trip.
518
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:36,450
You can do anything you
put your mind to 'cause
519
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:39,036
you're smart, okay? Why can't
you get 'em on this field trip?
520
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,245
There's no way to get
them to the beach.
521
00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:43,207
That's a board.
Karate-kick it!
522
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,042
You're not used
to making speeches, are you?
523
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:48,045
Point of it is,
is you never give up.
524
00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:50,672
(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
525
00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:52,883
Fine. I guess you win.
526
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,927
I sort of miss being here.
527
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,637
Well, the nanny cam
kind of gave it away.
528
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,263
Well, nobody helped me,
529
00:18:58,347 --> 00:19:00,307
-so now there is a real mess.
-Hey, Winston,
530
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,142
do you have some money
where we could rent,
531
00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:03,852
like, a car or a
bus or something?
532
00:19:03,936 --> 00:19:05,395
I found this wheelchair
in a ditch.
533
00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:07,731
Is anyone gonna tell me anything
that's going on?
534
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,943
Stop! If it's not an idea about
how to rent a car or a van,
535
00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:12,486
then I don't
want to hear it!
536
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,488
Wait a minute. Nick?
537
00:19:15,364 --> 00:19:17,115
That's brilliant!
538
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,243
JESS:
Boys and girls, transportation provided
539
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,078
by Hop Foo's restaurant.
540
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,205
All right, everybody, we did it!
541
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:27,709
Ocean Conservation Day
starts... Now!
542
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:30,212
Welcome to the Pacific Ocean!
543
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:33,257
-Yeah.
-The large body of water to my left.
544
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:37,094
No horseplay, guys.
Guys, don't talk to strangers.
545
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,346
And you said
546
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,640
-it wouldn't fit.
-I knew it would fit.
547
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:43,141
I just didn't want you
to bring it.
548
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,310
Careful. It's got
a trick wheel.
549
00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:46,979
-I think it's fine.
-Okay.
550
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:50,065
-Aah! Trick wheel.
-Not fine. Sorry.
551
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:51,233
(NICK GRUNTING)
552
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,652
Nice wheelchair.
553
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:54,862
Ms. Day?
554
00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:57,072
-Hey.
-Thank you.
555
00:19:57,155 --> 00:20:00,117
Here. You deserve this.
556
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,953
Oh, thank you.
I love it.
557
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:06,582
But you know what? I think this
actually belongs to Nick Miller,
558
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,917
'cause he did this.
559
00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:10,169
Oh, wow!
560
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,253
Is this your dad?
561
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:12,963
How old do you think I am,
562
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,173
little girl?
563
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,675
All right.
564
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,970
-I don't want this gift.
-It's her favorite hat.
565
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,180
(LAUGHTER)
566
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:22,681
-Hey.
-Hey.
567
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,266
You made a difference.
How does it feel?
568
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,352
-It feels good.
-(LAUGHS)
569
00:20:27,436 --> 00:20:29,938
Yeah, actually, it feels
great. I feel like, um...
570
00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:33,108
I don't know.
I feel like running.
571
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:34,610
Hey, Coach, you want
to show me how?
572
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:36,570
-How to run?
-Come on. Coach me!
573
00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:39,406
Is this right, Coach?
Am I doing it right?
574
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:41,491
Miller, you sorry excuse
for a human being,
575
00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:43,493
you are shaped like
a bean bag chair!
576
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:44,995
I will sit in you!
577
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:47,331
-Ah, you can do it.
-WINSTON: I'm coming, too.
578
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:51,126
'Cause I ain't a quitter!
Ironside!
579
00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:52,794
I'm coming. I'm com...
580
00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:54,213
Aah!
581
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:55,631
I am all-terrain, baby.
582
00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:57,508
I was wrong about you, okay?
You're not a quitter.
583
00:20:57,591 --> 00:20:58,634
(WHOOPING)
584
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,010
Now, please, quit!
585
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,221
-I'm glad I got to see that.
-(LAUGHS)
586
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,890
Oh, Schmidt,
587
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:07,059
here's your key back.
588
00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:10,145
We kind of like
having you around.
589
00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:13,524
Thanks.
590
00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:15,234
This is just
a copy, though.
591
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:16,944
I have, like, 50
of them at home.
592
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:18,403
What are y'all doing to me?
593
00:21:18,487 --> 00:21:19,821
Your students are
burying Winston.
594
00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:21,406
Ah, he likes it.
595
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,534
Get away from me!
Look, where your parents at?
596
00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:25,661
-Shoo, children! Shoo!
-(YELLS)
597
00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:28,080
Away now! Away... be away!
598
00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:29,831
-Shoo. Get out of here.
-All the sand!
599
00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:31,667
-Shut up, Winston!
-I'm family!
600
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:34,711
You can't do this to me!
You're so mean! What are you doing?
601
00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:38,924
-NICK: This is karma.
-COACH: (LAUGHING) Oh, Winston.
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