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(BOTH MOANING)
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-That is how you have sex, America.
-Yeah.
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Yeah.
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What's happening here
is amazing.
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-(SIGHS)
-Like, I want
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to film it, but I don't want to film it
'cause that would be porn.
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And that time
I think I figured out
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what that thing
underneath the thing was.
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-Yeah, you did.
-And whoa, right?
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Yeah, whoa.
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Hey, should we take a break and,
like, talk about our childhoods
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or something?
You know, get in there,
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get into it,
get into each other's heads.
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Dreams, thoughts,
fears, feelings.
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If-- yeah-- I mean...
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-(GROANS)
-No?
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I'm gonna throw a curveball.
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I'm gonna go banana it
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and then I'll be ready
for round two.
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Define "banana it."
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-Eat a banana?
-(LAUGHING) Oh, good.
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I was worried
for a second.
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(NICK AND JESS LAUGHING)
Oh, what are Nick and Jess doing in there,
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and how is it
this loud?
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Nick's body
is so soft, it should absorb sound.
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They're just getting warmed up,
Schmidt.
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It's a whole new ball game
around here.
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You, see, you wouldn't know that
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'cause you haven't
been here in weeks,
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but now that you're single,
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yeah, you got to
deal with this, too.
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Dumped by two women in
the same day, Schmidt,
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that has got
to be a record, man.
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I get it, all right?
I lost two perfect women,
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but I'm fine with it, all right?
I'm fine.
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You know, you could've been
perfectly happy with either
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one of them,
but now you're by yourself.
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Winston, I'm fine. Please.
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-That really has to hurt.
-This is my home, too.
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I shouldn't have to be faced
with their stupid,
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happy relationship
everywhere I look.
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This is going to stop, Winston,
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and I'm gonna stop it.
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Well, my advice to you
is to stay in your foxhole,
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keep your head down and invest
in one of these babies.
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Watch your butt, Furguson.
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This is my survival kit.
Check this out, man.
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Blindfold.
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Got this bell wrapped
around my neck
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so he can hear when I'm coming.
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Every couple has a weakness.
Kate and Will,
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I could break them up
with one e-mail.
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Oh, look at that,
look at the royal baby now,
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living with slutty Aunt Pippa.
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I'm telling you,
they're bulletproof.
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(LAUGHING)
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I'm sorry, um,
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I have to show Nick something
in the bathroom.
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Yeah, it's tiles.
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(GIGGLING)
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I'm so bad at lying.
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It's for sex.
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Oh, go! Go make love
in our communal shower.
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Enjoy it now,
you little bunnies.
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What?
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Want to see a magic trick?
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Who's that girl?
Who's that girl?
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Who's that girl?
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Who's that girl?
It's Jess.
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I like your chewing face.
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It's just food.
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Yeah, that's all it is,
okay, people?
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I know it's super annoying
to be around a couple.
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Not me at all, it's him.
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-(MEOWING)
-Who-- Oh.
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Look at him.
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Yeah, we had a tough day today
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at the V-E-T.
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Yeah, he said he's
gonna have to get...
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It rhymes with "fleutered."
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The word is neutered.
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Cats don't speak English.
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Furguson's never gonna
experience actual,
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physical lovemaking.
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Do you think you're
a little too into your cat?
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He should be out there,
just getting all crazy,
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getting his freak on.
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(SIGHS) I feel bad, man,
I don't know what to do.
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Let's try to help we got
three smart people here.
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We all know we got to get
Furguson laid, right? Right.
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Cat bachelor party.
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-That's right.
-What do you think?
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Yeah, get some little
cat strippers.
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NICK:
Big booty cats, little booty cats.
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(LAUGHING)
Some tabbies.
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-Some black ones, some white ones.
-Yeah.
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We'll mix it up. Get us a couple
Siamese, get weird with it.
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-Yeah.
-Get him laid?
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-You know we're kidding?
-We're kidding.
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Sure, sure, sure, sure.
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Gotcha.
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(WHISPERS)
It's happening.
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(MEOWING)
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Oh, look,
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it's you and you.
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Is that a cake?
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Why do you have a sheet cake?
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Don't eat the cake, Jess.
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What is that?
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Like, vanilla and vanilla?
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I just wanted to wish you guys
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a happy one-month anniversary.
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Hip hip.
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You said you wanted
to break us up.
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You said you didn't care
if it took your whole life.
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Look, I understand
that I'm not exactly
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your favorite person right now,
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but I didn't want a milestone
in your relationship like this
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to... to go uncelebrated.
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You're really great together.
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I don't trust him.
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I know, it's Schmidt
we're talking about.
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After he saw the movie Titanic,
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he started
the Billy Zane fan club.
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-What?
-Look it up. They're called the Zaniacs.
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Why does that make me angrier
than anything he's ever done?
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-I will handle this.
-Okay.
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-And I'm gonna test this cake
-I'll handle this.
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because I'm so mad at Schmidt.
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Hey, dummy,
why'd you get us that cake?
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Come on, man,
I'm just happy for you.
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Looking at a, a month?
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A big month, man.
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How many relationships
have you had
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that have lasted
more than a month?
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I don't know, some.
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Probably very few,
probably very, very few, right?
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I mean, you think
it's less than two?
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One, it's Caroline, you know.
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One? Are you kidding me, man?
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It's insane, that's so few,
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but I guess you only need one,
right, the one. Too soon?
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I'm really happy, Schmidt.
You should be, man.
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Look at you, you're like
a different guy.
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Usually at this point,
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you're overthinking and anxious
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and panicky and overthinking
and overthinking
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and distant and nervous and
sweaty and overthinking.
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You're trying to get in my head,
and it's not gonna work.
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Who could, man? Look at you.
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You're cool as a cucumber.
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You're Obama on the ski slopes.
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Now, get out there.
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Enjoy that cake
with the woman that you love.
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Too soon? Forget about it.
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Good talk.
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Yeah.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing. (CHUCKLES)
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Uh-oh.
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Looks like we have a little
Groundhog Day situation.
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Please don't call it a
Groundhog's Day situation.
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Six more weeks of winter.
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Don't worry.
Lie back.
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I'm gonna take care of this.
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(CHUCKLES)
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This has never happened
in my whole life, just so you know.
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It's cool, what
can I do to help?
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I don't know,
maybe think outside of the box?
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(IN SEXY VOICE)
A little chicken kabob
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with rice.
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Choice of naan or chutney.
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(GROANS)
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-How about we...
-Shh!
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Oh, I had it.
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Reverse psychology.
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I'm not attracted to you.
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I don't think you're sexy.
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-Don't want to have sex with you.
-Okay.
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I think you're a fat,
fat, fatty, fat...
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Okay!
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(HUMMING)
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("GET LUCKY" BY DAFT PUNK PLAYS)
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Oh, yeah.
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Papa Smurf? Really?
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Whole body.
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Are you sure?
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-Yes, hey.
-Okay.
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-This will work, let's do it.
-Okay.
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-Okay.
-(GROANS, SCREAMS)
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Well, at least the sun
managed to get up.
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(GROANS)
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I have to go move my car.
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I'm kidding.
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But I'm kidding!
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Are we not kidding about this?
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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WINSTON:
Does she have all her shots?
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-Yep.
-Okay, cool, cool.
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Um, let me ask you this.
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Uh, does she strike you as, um,
I don't know, slutty?
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Excuse me, I'm here to pick up
Fatty from her grooming.
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Oh.
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Oh, there you are.
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Who are you here to pick up?
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Well, actually,
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uh, my boy cat is looking
for a girl cat.
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Oh. (CHUCKLES)
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Well, I might know a girl cat
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who's looking for a boy cat.
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-Oh, yeah?
-Mm-hmm.
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Does the girl cat have
all her parts?
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Um,
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-yeah.
-Yes?
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Uh, okay.
Well, um, I don't know,
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maybe, uh,
she could come over sometime?
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Like, our cats could go
on a date?
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Yes, you get it.
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You know, everyone else
thought I was being weird.
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So, um, how often do
you groom your cat?
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(SIGHS)
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So I talked to my mom about it,
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-and my dad...
-I've got to go move my car.
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Hey, no, it's important we talk
about these things.
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-Nick, it's...
-I'm moving my car!
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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Hello.
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Whew, Nick looks exhausted.
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You guys obviously
had a good night.
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Yeah, um,
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I... We didn't sleep much.
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Well, of course you didn't,
you mangy little stray.
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I really don't want to talk
about it,
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-especially not with you, Schmidt.
-I know,
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and look, I also realize that
it's gonna be a long time
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for me to regain your trust.
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I just think it's sad
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because if you did have
a Nick problem,
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I probably could help you out.
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You know, my diploma
says that I majored
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in communications,
but my heart says
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that I majored
in Nicholas studies.
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I'm just saying.
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I love the morning.
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Anything's possible.
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-The whole day's ahead of you, you know?
-(GROANS)
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Last night,
Nick struggled with impotence.
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Oh, my God, I'm not talking
to you about this.
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Jess, look, I get it.
You don't want my help,
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but just do me a favor please.
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Let me know when you're not mad
at me any more
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so I can tell you about how men
crave danger and variety
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in their sexual lives.
254
00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:53,617
I just hope it's not too late,
fingers crossed.
255
00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:57,412
What are you talking about?
256
00:08:57,496 --> 00:08:58,997
I mean, I don't care,
257
00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:01,708
but if I did... Theoretically.
258
00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:04,461
Theoretically, I would tell you
259
00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:07,422
for, for a man whose midsection
is basically mush,
260
00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:08,882
Nick has had a lot of sex.
261
00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:11,426
He's pushed that mush
all over town.
262
00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:12,678
And you know what,
he's got some
263
00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:13,929
very weird taste.
264
00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:15,347
Dark, real fringe stuff.
265
00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:16,682
He likes stuff
266
00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:17,891
that they don't
even have porn for.
267
00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:19,226
-What?
-And you know, a lot of women
268
00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:20,727
wouldn't think to do the Captain
269
00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:23,564
-in, in bed.
-What?
270
00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:25,315
That was a mistake
I shouldn't have said anything.
271
00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,650
-What?
-I didn't want to talk about the Captain.
272
00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:27,901
It was a thing, and I did and...
273
00:09:27,985 --> 00:09:29,862
-Do you want a smoothie?
-What's the Captain?
274
00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:31,655
(SIGHS)
275
00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,657
Well, it starts off with...
276
00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:34,783
(BLENDER WHIRRING)
277
00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:37,452
(MUFLED TALKING)
278
00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:38,704
(BLENDER STOPS)
279
00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:40,581
But you want to clean
yourself up immediately.
280
00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:42,583
I mean immediately.
281
00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:44,626
-(BLENDER WHIRRING)
-And then you...
282
00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:48,589
(BLENDER STOPS)
How comfortable are you with racial slurs?
283
00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:50,382
-(BLENDER WHIRRING)
-Then you...
284
00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:54,344
(MUFFLED TALKING)
285
00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:56,305
-(BLENDER STOPS)
-That's basically it.
286
00:09:56,889 --> 00:09:58,557
That's what Nick wants in bed?
287
00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,184
Yeah, I know. Look,
you're probably not up for it.
288
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,685
It's my... it's my fault.
289
00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:03,478
It's very degrading,
it's offensive, and you,
290
00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:05,772
you just don't have the time to
learn all those dolphin sounds.
291
00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:07,399
Are you sure you don't want
some of this smoothie?
292
00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:08,692
It's straw-bana.
293
00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:11,987
Okay, Furguson, this is
a big moment in your life.
294
00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,406
All right, just be
yourself, you dawg.
295
00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:17,576
Winston, I think I found
a way to...
296
00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:20,537
You want to try some catnip?
297
00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:22,414
This is a real bummer.
298
00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:29,671
Ahoy, Nicholas.
299
00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:34,468
(imitates foghorn)
Wait, I'm scared!
300
00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,646
-Hey.
-Hey.
301
00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:47,564
I'm so glad
you could make it.
302
00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:49,149
-Oh, thanks.
-Let's, um,
303
00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,609
let's head to my room.
304
00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:51,777
Oh, you're not wasting any time.
305
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,153
You know, it's
just that I have
306
00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:54,821
very judgy roommates,
you know, that might get
307
00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:56,365
a little weirded out
if they walked in the room
308
00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:57,616
and saw something
they weren't supposed to see.
309
00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:58,825
Oh, (CHUCKLES).
310
00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:00,577
Or it's whatever,
whatever Fatty wants.
311
00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:01,662
What do you want, Fatty?
312
00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:03,330
Fatty wants to see your room.
313
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,040
That's awesome. Great news.
You hear that, Furguson?
314
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,875
-Y'all go play.
-Yeah? There you go.
315
00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:08,460
He was nervous.
316
00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:11,797
Well, good thing I brought this.
317
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,549
Yeah, we can't give
wine to these cats.
318
00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:16,593
It's been a tough six months,
and this cat needs a drink so...
319
00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:18,178
O-Okay.
320
00:11:18,262 --> 00:11:19,471
I don't think they care.
321
00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:20,806
They're not listening
at all. Mm-mm.
322
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,015
-They're too into each other.
-Yeah.
323
00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:25,394
Nick, we have to talk
about this, okay?
324
00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:26,854
All right, I'll go first.
325
00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:28,856
(SIGHS)
Listen...
326
00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:31,900
I was uncomfortable with
some of the specifics
327
00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:33,569
of what we just did.
328
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:36,864
For example, when I said,
"You like that, huh?"
329
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:40,826
I felt like you really,
really didn't like it.
330
00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,619
How do you feel?
331
00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:44,079
I just...
332
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,831
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
333
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,583
I feel like, you know...
334
00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:50,460
No, it's just kind of like...
be... I mean...
335
00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,882
Uh...
336
00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,925
It was good, you know.
It's over.
337
00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:59,845
Love sleeping birdsty.
338
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,096
I just want to know
what I did wrong.
339
00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:03,473
How does the Captain
normally go?
340
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:04,850
-The what?
-The Captain.
341
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,310
What we just did.
342
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:09,062
I've never done that in my life.
343
00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:11,607
-We did that because you wanted to, Jess.
-What?!
344
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,275
-Yeah.
-Why would I want to do that?
345
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:16,820
That's degrading to not only
women but all of mankind, Nick.
346
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,405
-I know.
-I only did that
347
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:21,325
'cause Schmidt told me it
was your favorite thing.
348
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:26,872
Did you say,
'cause Schmidt said?
349
00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,540
-No, no, no, no Did you just...
-Don't...
350
00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:32,503
Did you talk to...
Tight pants and eyebrows...
351
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:33,962
Who was I supposed
to talk to, Nick?
352
00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:35,631
Every time I tried
to talk to you
353
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:37,549
about your penis problems,
you went to move your car.
354
00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:39,218
Those aren't penis problems.
355
00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:42,137
What is... Did you talk to
Winston about my penis problems?
356
00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:44,097
-What about Cece, did she get a call?
-She wasn't around.
357
00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:46,558
Schmidt told me he had a PhD
in Nickology.
358
00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:48,560
He doesn't.
There's no such...
359
00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:50,437
We have to talk about our
feelings 'cause we're together.
360
00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:52,481
If we needed to talk
about feelings,
361
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:55,275
they would be
called "talkings."
362
00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:56,735
No, that is not true. Nick...
363
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,362
-That is 100%...
-This is it...
364
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,322
This is Schmidt
getting in our heads.
365
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,533
-I'm going to kill him!
-Jessica, wait.
366
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:03,742
Schmidt!
367
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,536
I can't run that fast--
the Captain!
368
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,371
-I trusted you. You took advantage of me.
-No, no, don't do this.
369
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,206
-Something wrong?
-You set us up.
370
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,583
I've done things to Nick
I can't ever undo.
371
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,710
You see, your fatal flaw--
communication.
372
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,129
You won't shut up about your
feelings, and the only thing
373
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:19,091
this dummy wants to talk about
is the Chicago Brown Bears.
374
00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:20,926
It's just the Chicago Bears.
There's no brown...
375
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,719
Who cares? I put a pebble in your path
and the two of you
376
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,304
cracked your tiny little skulls
on it.
377
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,099
Ooh, by the way,
how was the Captain?
378
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:28,767
Did you make it all the
way to the spyglass?
379
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:31,186
Yes, Schmidt! And my night vision's
very good
380
00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:32,980
'cause my eyes
are so buggy and big
381
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,774
and I saw everything and
I can't erase it from my memory.
382
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,401
Please, Jess, stop talking
about the Captain.
383
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,778
Why don't we just go back
to being roommates. Okay?
384
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,280
Nick, what do you say?
385
00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:43,615
The floor is yours. You want
to tell us how you feel?
386
00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:45,909
-Me?
-Yeah.
387
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,078
Well... I think it's...
388
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,997
I just...
389
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,127
Beautifully said.
Thank you, Nick.
390
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,378
Enjoy the breakup.
391
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:57,588
If you need me,
I'll be in my room
392
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,590
listening to some mainstream hip-hop.
393
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,592
Stop!
394
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:09,683
I have feelings.
395
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,733
I didn't like
when you did the Captain.
396
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,818
It made me feel...
397
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,654
Bad.
398
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:25,782
Okay, I've... I've never
seen this sober before.
399
00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:29,077
Stop, it's my turn.
You talk too much and it frustrates me.
400
00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:31,747
Sometimes you talk even after
you've fallen asleep.
401
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,124
How do you breathe?
Where do you get the words?
402
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:37,044
But it doesn't matter, Jess,
because I like you a lot.
403
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,546
But maybe do that less, okay?
404
00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:42,174
Nick, I just feel... Sorry.
405
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:44,843
I'm so sorry.
Just... keep going.
406
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,803
I don't know. Um...
407
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:50,182
I really like the instrument
of the cello.
408
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,726
I like the cello a lot,
and I don't talk about it a lot
409
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,354
but I should because I feel
very passionate about it.
410
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:57,147
It's a beautiful instrument.
411
00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:59,024
It's like a guitar
but it stands up.
412
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:03,445
I once saw a zebra
named Gavin give birth at the zoo,
413
00:15:03,529 --> 00:15:05,197
and I cried hysterically.
414
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,407
And then I bought one of
those stretched out pennies
415
00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:08,784
that you can get to remember it
416
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:09,910
and then I lost that
and I cried again.
417
00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:11,411
Sometimes
when I smell dust
418
00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:14,164
in like an attic or something,
like that mothy, dusty,
419
00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:15,499
I think about my mother.
420
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,709
When I was 14, I saw
my mother change,
421
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:20,254
and I saw her whole body naked
without underpants on.
422
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,172
I really like when a
rap song uses a choir.
423
00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:24,216
It makes me feel really happy
when all those ladies' voices
424
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:25,843
come in and then
the guy's rapping.
425
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:26,927
I think it's awesome.
426
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:28,262
I'm really proud of you, Nick.
427
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,097
-I really like you.
-(SOFTLY) I like you, too.
428
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:33,267
And it's been a month
and I'm not scared.
429
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,102
Unless you're doing the Captain,
430
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:38,647
and then I experience very real
fear and it's very visceral...
431
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,190
Just kiss me.
432
00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:42,109
No kissing in
the living room!
433
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:44,069
(MOANING)
434
00:15:45,571 --> 00:15:47,447
No. No, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
435
00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:49,491
Cease lovemaking!
436
00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:51,285
All lovemaking must cease.
437
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,412
-Get out of here, Schmidt!
-Break up!
438
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,330
Just break up already,
pl... Oh, forget it.
439
00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:57,124
I'm just... I'm, I'm...
No, no! Hey, no, no.
440
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:58,625
-What are you doing?
-(SCREAMS)
441
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,085
Oh, my God, he
just hit my sack. Body block!
442
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:02,087
I'm pure core.
I've been training for this.
443
00:16:02,171 --> 00:16:03,422
Yeah, human dental dam.
444
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,757
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
445
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:07,426
So...
446
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:08,552
What do you do for fun?
447
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,554
Huh? Oh, um...
448
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,139
You know, like all good things.
449
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,515
Like what? Tell me one thing.
450
00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:14,725
(THUMPING AND SHOUTING
IN OTHER ROOM)
451
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,101
I'm sorry, do you hear noise?
452
00:16:16,185 --> 00:16:17,227
-Oh...
-Do you hear shouting?
453
00:16:17,311 --> 00:16:18,562
-'Cause I'm just...
-Yeah.
454
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:19,938
WINSTON:
No. No, no, no, no, no.
455
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,481
(THUMPING CONTINUES)
(WINSTON SHOUTS)
456
00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:23,525
Who the hell mess up the mood?
457
00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:25,068
(PANTING)
458
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:27,070
-Schmidt, Schmidt.
-Hey.
459
00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:28,322
Put down my condoms.
460
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,073
Pull it together, Schmidt.
461
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,909
It's raining celibacy.
Hallelujah.
462
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,493
-You're losing it, man.
-If I'm not having sex in this loft,
463
00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:35,287
nobody's having
sex in this loft.
464
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,456
Hyah!
465
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:39,958
Oh, hey, hey.
466
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,126
NICK:
Hey, hey.
467
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:42,336
Oh, my birth control pills.
468
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:43,670
-NICK: You don't want to
-do this, my man.
469
00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:45,130
Yes, I do want to do this.
470
00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:47,799
It's the only way to get this place
back to the way that it was.
471
00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:49,176
Put them down.
Give them to me. Give them to Jess.
472
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,220
Come on, buddy,
it's not worth it.
473
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:52,554
No fear!
474
00:16:52,638 --> 00:16:54,348
-Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
-JESS: Oh, my God.
475
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:55,891
Why didn't you just throw
them in the sink, you idiot.
476
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:58,268
You better pray
that was a placebo week.
477
00:16:58,352 --> 00:17:00,270
Is he eating birth
control pills?
478
00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:02,981
Friday! Full wheel, bitches!
479
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,567
(WEAKLY)
I win. I don't feel good.
480
00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:08,695
Guys, come on, our cats were
just about to have sex.
481
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,198
Oh, my God.
482
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:14,159
Oh, my God,
this whole time I thought...
483
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,996
(SNORTS) What?
484
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,289
Fatty, come on.
485
00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:21,834
We're out of here.
486
00:17:24,253 --> 00:17:26,380
So, what do you guys think,
loft meeting in 20?
487
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:27,714
Yeah, I'll be there in 15.
488
00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:29,341
Got to stick my head
in a paper bag
489
00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:31,385
and scream
at the top of my lungs.
490
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:32,511
(CHUCKLES)
491
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,680
Oh, yeah, there'll be no snacks.
492
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:39,852
-(SCHMIDT MOANS)
-Schmidt, I just looked it up.
493
00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:41,895
There's no way estrogen
works that fast.
494
00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:43,939
-You don't know my body.
-Please, stop talking about your body.
495
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,357
Okay, that's a good segue...
496
00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:47,818
to some of the more
relevant topics
497
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,153
that I would like to cover
in this meeting.
498
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:51,822
Like, uh, personal space.
499
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,532
Public space.
500
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,242
Other people's medicines--
501
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,411
taking them
versus not taking them.
502
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,162
I am so aware of my nipples
right now.
503
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,247
Okay, that's a good start.
504
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,582
If someone were to blow
on my nipples,
505
00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:03,458
I would positively scream.
506
00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:04,543
Boundaries.
507
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:05,794
Any takers?
508
00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:06,962
All right, we live here.
509
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:08,380
Where are we supposed to go?
510
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:09,548
This is my fault.
511
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:11,675
'Cause I'm going through
a sexual awakening.
512
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,552
It's like I'm
tapping into
513
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:16,263
this raw sexual energy
514
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:18,140
that the universe
is putting forth.
515
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:21,101
And it's just both imploding
and exploding at the same time.
516
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:22,269
And it's kind of like
517
00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:24,062
I'm a young nun.
518
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,899
And Nick is my sexy monseigneur.
519
00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:28,400
And I'm a...
520
00:18:29,902 --> 00:18:31,278
I'm just going to shut up.
521
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:32,779
Both of you need to shut up,
okay?
522
00:18:32,863 --> 00:18:34,114
You're having sex,
not inventing it.
523
00:18:34,198 --> 00:18:35,657
-It can't be that good.
-It's good.
524
00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:37,451
-Stop saying,
-"Squeeze my biscuits."
525
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:38,577
I'm serious, Nick.
526
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,078
-Sorry.
-And, Schmidt,
527
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:41,872
stop taking it out
on everybody else, man.
528
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,040
Deal with your breakups.
529
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,083
Ain't no way in hell
I got a cat brothel
530
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:48,170
going on in my room and I'm the
only normal person in this loft.
531
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,595
You did a bad thing.
532
00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,723
Deal with it.
533
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,365
(INDISTINCT VOICES)
534
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,992
(DOOR OPENS)
535
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,453
What's that?
536
00:19:21,537 --> 00:19:24,915
Oh, it's just what I needed.
537
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:29,628
This gum is crap.
538
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:30,879
(MAN CHUCKLES)
539
00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:32,130
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
540
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,299
(CECE SPEAKS INDSTINCTLY)
541
00:19:34,383 --> 00:19:36,051
(CECE LAUGHS SOFTLY)
542
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:37,302
NICK:
You ready?
543
00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:38,554
What is it?
544
00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:40,305
-Just keep your eyes closed.
-(LAUGHS)
545
00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:42,850
-All right, stand right there, okay?
-Okay.
546
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,395
Turn around.
547
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:48,730
(LAUGHING)
548
00:19:48,814 --> 00:19:50,482
-I love it.
-Yeah.
549
00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:53,986
I don't... I don't
know what it is.
550
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:56,488
-All right, then yell something.
-(YELLS)
551
00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:57,698
I soundproofed it.
552
00:19:57,781 --> 00:19:59,157
What's wrong?
I just heard yelling.
553
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:00,868
Get out of here, man.
554
00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:05,289
He must... he must've literally
been right by the door.
555
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:08,292
It is soundproofed-- that's what
the egg crates are for, so...
556
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,502
Nick, I just want to
say something. Um...
557
00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:15,090
This last month... has been
the best month of my life.
558
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,386
Me, too.
559
00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:22,139
I've never, you know,
felt this way
560
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:24,433
or had this with anybody.
561
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:28,228
It's like there's been
this fog around my life,
562
00:20:28,312 --> 00:20:30,397
and with you,
all of a sudden it's gone.
563
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,357
I love that you can
express your feelings now.
564
00:20:32,441 --> 00:20:35,360
Yeah, it's a weird feeling.
It's kind of like gross but also good.
565
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:37,571
You know?
It's like an egg broke.
566
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:40,073
And then, like,
all the yolk comes out
567
00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:41,450
but it's good.
568
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:44,745
I'm happy to admit
I like love songs.
569
00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:48,207
I understand them.
They're really sad.
570
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:51,418
They're mostly about either
the girl or the guy got away.
571
00:20:51,502 --> 00:20:53,378
They're heartbreaking numbers.
572
00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:55,464
The air--
do you feel it?
573
00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:58,217
I guess this is the air
you breathe, but it's nice.
574
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,927
I feel like I'm on
this whole new planet.
575
00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:02,596
(CLEARS THROAT)
How about your two...
576
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:04,765
favorite planets?
577
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,391
Oh, yeah, those are great.
578
00:21:06,475 --> 00:21:08,393
But I also feel like
being with you,
579
00:21:08,477 --> 00:21:10,812
I've finally,
for the first time,
580
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,398
and I know this sounds crazy,
but I can see the stars.
581
00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:15,234
You know, the other great thing
about talking about our feelings
582
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:18,195
is we don't need to do it
all the time.
583
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:19,446
Thank you for expressing that.
584
00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:21,406
-I feel like I can see you
-Uh-huh.
585
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,617
in 3-D vision.
586
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,911
-Everyone see in 3-D.
-Hmm.
587
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:28,038
So, would you like to take
my bra off, or should I?
588
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,165
See, I feel excited
to take your bra off.
589
00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:32,251
-So, do it.
-I love your breasts.
590
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,419
Just mixing it up
with those two things.
591
00:21:34,503 --> 00:21:36,004
-I'm not even nervous to do it.
-So do it.
592
00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:38,340
-I feel excited to...
-Okay, right now. Let's do this.
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