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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:03,045 -All right! Yes! -Hey, man, don't touch my shin 2 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:04,755 -every time there's a big play. -Yeah, no, I got it. 3 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:06,465 -Oh, yes! -Don't touch me every time! 4 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:07,591 Hey, man, stop. 5 00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:10,802 -Oh! -Oh! There it is! 6 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:12,429 -No! -WINSTON: Hey, Nick. 7 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,139 Um, Jess left her panties in the dryer. 8 00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:15,516 -You mind if I move 'em? -Sure, man, I don't care. 9 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,184 Wait a second. Why do you ask? 10 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:19,353 You're not gonna move them in a weird way or something, are you? 11 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,522 No, dude, I'm just trying to be respectful, that's all. 12 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:22,731 You know, before you and Jess were together, 13 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:24,274 I moved her panties hundreds of times, so... 14 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:25,734 -Wait, what? -Hundreds of times? 15 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,237 What, are you just hanging around the dryer 16 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,947 -like some sort of panty-hawk? -(LAUGHS) 17 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,699 -What? -Panty-hawk. I'd watch that show. 18 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:34,368 So should I just go move them, or... 19 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:35,494 Nick, he's being weird. You gotta move 'em. 20 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:36,703 Oh, so now I'm the panty mover? 21 00:00:36,787 --> 00:00:38,539 -Yeah, you're the boyfriend. -That's not a life! 22 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:40,082 Who the hell is gonna move the panties? 23 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:42,042 -Coach, you move 'em. -Are they warm from the dryer? 24 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,210 You know what? You're out. 25 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:44,878 -Grow up. I'll move the panties. -Thank you. 26 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:46,839 Ooh, seems awfully eager. 27 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:48,715 Yeah, you're awfully eager, here, Schmidt. 28 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:50,676 Oh, yeah. I been, I been waiting my entire life 29 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:52,344 to move your girlfriend's panties... 30 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:53,720 Stop saying "panties," bro. 31 00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:55,722 -Panties. -No, they're panties. 32 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:57,099 With a "D." Pandies. 33 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,183 Pandies. 34 00:00:58,267 --> 00:00:59,309 SCHMIDT: Say "panties" like a normal person. 35 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,728 No, this is how Black people say it. Pull your "pannies" down. 36 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,105 -No "T" in there. -We say "pannies." Yeah. 37 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,440 Here's how a white dude says it. Pull your panties down. 38 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:07,985 Guys, honestly, can you not see what the panties are doing to us? 39 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,153 Stop saying "panties" when it comes to Jess... Everybody. 40 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:12,406 This is exactly why none of us should live with a woman. 41 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:14,491 I've got an idea. 42 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,244 You guys are never gonna believe what... 43 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:22,916 You know what? I don't care. 44 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,543 The most amazing thing just happened. 45 00:01:25,169 --> 00:01:26,712 Whoa! Hey! 46 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:28,088 -Watch where you're going! -Hey! 47 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:29,673 (TIRES SCREECHING) 48 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:33,886 -CECE: Oh, boy. -Sorry. 49 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:35,012 Sorry, my bad. 50 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,513 We thought we were gonna die, 51 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,640 but she was actually really sorry. 52 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:41,268 So she invited us to a party at her boss's house, 53 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:42,853 and they're sending a limo, 54 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,355 and guess who her boss is. 55 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,150 BOTH: It's Prince! 56 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,401 -It's Prince. -It's Prince. Prince! It's Prince! 57 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:51,904 -What? -Whoa! Nice! Oh! Prince? 58 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:54,364 BOTH: We're going to a party at Prince's house. 59 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,283 -We're going to a party... -We're going... 60 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:57,910 -...at Prince's house. -We're going! 61 00:01:57,993 --> 00:02:00,704 (LAUGHING) 62 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,497 That's not my underwear. 63 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:06,376 (SINGING) Who's that girl? 64 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:09,129 -Who's that girl? -It's Jess! 65 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,716 (WHISTLES) 66 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,344 JESS: Which shoes should I wear to Prince's house... 67 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:17,137 White or black? 68 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:19,139 White or black? Nick, come on. 69 00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:20,516 The limo's gonna be here any minute. 70 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:21,850 Which shoe? White or black? 71 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:23,101 Well, I think you look great in everything. 72 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:24,228 I just want this moment to end. 73 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:25,646 What are your open-toe options? 74 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:28,232 None of it works, okay? We gotta start over. Let's go. 75 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:29,358 You failed, bro. 76 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:31,944 Man, I am glad I'm not going to that party. 77 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:33,570 Too much pressure, am I right? 78 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,656 Dude, in high school, going to a Prince party 79 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:38,158 would've been your dream come true. You were obsessed. 80 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:40,702 (SINGING OFF-KEY) So tonight we're gonna party 81 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:43,121 Like it's 1999! 82 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:44,790 BOY: You suck, Miller! 83 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:47,000 My mother had to cut those pants off me, they were so tight. 84 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,131 Dearly beloved... 85 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:54,883 We are gathered here today 86 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:56,510 to celebrate this thing called... 87 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:57,678 Schmidt. 88 00:02:58,262 --> 00:03:00,180 -Nick, are you wearing cargo pants? -Yeah. 89 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:01,640 You're gonna wear those to an A-list party? 90 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,226 Hey, guys, how are we going to transport all this cargo? 91 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:06,061 Oh, wait, we have Nick's pants. We're saved. 92 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:07,479 Get the frickin' pants off. 93 00:03:07,563 --> 00:03:10,816 Dude, we're not going. Prince invited the hot girls, not the four dudes. 94 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:11,984 What? 95 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:13,610 Why did I buy this $2,000 suit? 96 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:14,778 You idiot! (LAUGHING) 97 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:17,406 Dude, my suit cost $200, 98 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:19,283 and mine came with socks stapled to the lapel. 99 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,410 -Not gonna tap that. -I'm not gonna, 'cause... 100 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:22,953 'Cause it came with it. 101 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,037 NICK: Cheap suit. WINSTON: Yeah, but it came with socks. 102 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:25,289 Unacceptable! 103 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:26,957 This party was supposed to take me to the next level. 104 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,542 -Next level of what? -Don't ask, man. 105 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:29,668 In every man's life, 106 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,753 there is one party that changes everything. 107 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:32,963 -Oh. -(SCHMIDT SIGHS) 108 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,548 You don't understand. 109 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,592 And that is exactly why I'm leaving you all behind. 110 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:38,594 So this whole time, you've just been waiting for cooler friends? 111 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:41,388 Yes. Of course. Coach, look around. 112 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:43,807 -This can't be the finish line. -(LAUGHS) 113 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,809 Here she is. 114 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:49,771 Whoa! You look great! 115 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:50,981 (LAUGHS) 116 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,691 Why is Schmidt dressed up? 117 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:54,234 I don't want to talk about it. 118 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:55,986 (GIRLS WHOOP, LAUGH) 119 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,405 NICK: Prince! Unbelievable! 120 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,782 Hey, look! I'm in a limo! 121 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,451 I wish I had really long legs 122 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:04,870 so I could stretch 'em out the length of the limo. 123 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:07,122 Well, have fun. I love you. 124 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:16,757 Hmm... 125 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:18,091 Mmm-hmm. 126 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:21,053 Did Nick just tell me he loved me for the first time? 127 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:23,055 -Yeah. -And did I do finger guns back? 128 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:24,515 Yeah, you did. 129 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:25,974 -No... -Yes. 130 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:27,559 Oh... 131 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:29,770 -Oh... -You're gonna want to drink all of this. 132 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:31,063 -Oh, oh... -Hey, driver, 133 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:32,314 we're gonna need some more champagne! 134 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:33,982 Ah. 135 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:35,442 -(SNIFFS) -Okay. 136 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:36,985 So... 137 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:38,570 Yeah... 138 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:49,456 Dude, a man never says it first, okay? 139 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:52,125 Well, it wasn't my plan to tell her, it just slipped out. 140 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:53,377 She looked so pretty. 141 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,379 Well, Nick, is that how you feel? I mean, do you love her? 142 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,506 Of course I do. But I wasn't gonna say it like that. 143 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,049 I was gonna wait, Winston. 144 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,844 You blurted it out. It's not a big deal. That's what I always do. 145 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:06,640 -I love you! -(COUGHING) 146 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,976 Sometimes they say it back, sometimes they don't... 147 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:10,561 I mean, it's like a numbers game. 148 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:13,605 I always do this. I always get too intent, and then I freak girls out. 149 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:15,566 I blew it. What do I do? 150 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,234 Well, Nick, you can't take it back. 151 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:20,737 Well, that's not 100% true. 152 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:25,576 WINSTON: Damn! Prince's house! COACH: Not bad, Prince! 153 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,494 -SCHMIDT: You think Prince has a pool? -You think he has a drawbridge? 154 00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:29,580 NICK: We're never gonna get in. We're not even in a limo. 155 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,206 COACH: Uh, excuse me, we're in a Ford Fusion, 156 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:33,333 the best car ever made. It gets double the gas mileage of... 157 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:34,543 -Again? -NICK: Shut up. 158 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:36,545 That's all you've been talking about the whole drive, and it's weird. 159 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:39,381 You get sexual when you talk about it. It's in your eyes. I don't like it. 160 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:41,633 Double the gas mileage means you go double as far. 161 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:43,594 -Double as long. -Shut up! 162 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,470 I'll let you borrow this, dude, and you'll feel it. 163 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:46,638 -You'll know what I'm talking... -Why don't I feel it right now? 164 00:05:46,722 --> 00:05:48,974 -Feel it. -Oh, cowabunga! 165 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,767 -You felt it? -I'm gonna punch you in the face. 166 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,144 Just drive the car. 167 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:53,687 You've never been turned on by gas mileage before? 168 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,105 -Never. -No! 169 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:56,190 Once. 170 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:58,525 -When was that? -It was a Thursday, that's all I remember. 171 00:05:58,609 --> 00:06:00,611 -A Thursday? -Yeah. 172 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:02,571 NICK: Just drive the car. 173 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:03,822 I gotta go tell my girlfriend I don't love her 174 00:06:03,906 --> 00:06:06,033 so she doesn't leave me. Like a normal person. 175 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:07,409 (TALKING, LAUGHING) 176 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,411 CECE: Amazing. 177 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,121 Can you believe it? 178 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:12,706 No, I can't. 179 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,291 Finger guns? That was so stupid. 180 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,709 My brain just froze. 181 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,085 If the limo hadn't pulled away, 182 00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:18,921 I probably would've done a lasso. 183 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:20,589 I think you were just a little scared. 184 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:21,924 Scared of what? 185 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:23,133 Saying "I love you"? 186 00:06:23,217 --> 00:06:25,010 I say "I love you" all the time. 187 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,845 I'll say it right now, I love you! 188 00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:28,263 MAN: I love you. 189 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:31,558 Hi, I'm Clayton Kershaw. I'm a Los Angeles Dodger. 190 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:33,268 Yeah, and I'm Jessica Day. 191 00:06:33,352 --> 00:06:35,896 I'm a Los Angeles astronaut. 192 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:37,731 (GIGGLES) 193 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:38,857 Not now, pal. 194 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:44,696 -He's never gonna let us in. -So what do we do? 195 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:46,698 Pull it together. I need this as much as you do. 196 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:48,534 My new life is waiting for me in that party. 197 00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:49,910 Guys, look, I can't help but think 198 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:53,038 that now might be a good time for a little Fire and Ice. 199 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:54,498 -Please... There is never... -Oh! No! 200 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,458 -...a good time for Fire and Ice. -Yes! Yeah! 201 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:59,253 Fire and Ice got you into parties in college, 202 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:00,671 but it's not getting you into Prince's house. 203 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,715 Winston, what happens when you mix fire and ice? 204 00:07:03,799 --> 00:07:05,509 -Warm water, baby. -(WHOOSHING) 205 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:08,262 (WARBLING WHISTLE) 206 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,639 -This is embarrassing. -(IMITATES BUBBLES) 207 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,182 -It's bubbling. -It's bubbling, baby! 208 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:13,475 -Warm water! -Warm water! 209 00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:15,102 -Warm water! -Warm water! 210 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:18,564 Um, yeah, I'm on the list. 211 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:20,315 Ernie! 212 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:22,568 Winnie? 213 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:23,861 (CHUCKLES) 214 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,529 Winston L. Bishop. 215 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:27,948 -Ernie, is that really you? -Oh, my goodness! 216 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:30,158 (LAUGHS) Come here, man! 217 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:33,078 -My God, it's so good to see you! -WINSTON: Oh! 218 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:34,872 This guy saved my life, man. 219 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,374 No, you saved my life. 220 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,834 Let me ask you something, man. 221 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,502 You still keep in contact with Freddy? 222 00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:42,754 Freddy didn't make it. 223 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:45,382 Freddy's gone? 224 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,513 (GROANS DRAMATICALLY) 225 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:53,765 (HIGH-PITCHED SOB) 226 00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:55,684 -No! Come on! No! -No, man! 227 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:58,187 -We ain't crying. -No, you cry, I cry. 228 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:01,565 This is a great night. Hope nothing ruins it. 229 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,109 That's nice to see. 230 00:08:04,193 --> 00:08:05,736 Come on, you guys. 231 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,487 -For Freddy. -For Freddy. 232 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:11,158 Fire and Ice! 233 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:12,784 Bubbling, bubbling. 234 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:14,620 (CHUCKLES) 235 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,788 -That's remarkable. -That worked? 236 00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:18,582 We need our own Fire and Ice, pal. 237 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:19,791 Well, all right, man. 238 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,043 Ham and Cheese! 239 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:22,586 I don't really think the name made a... 240 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:23,921 Ham and Cheese! 241 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,423 -Nick! Well, we should rehearse! -NICK: Excuse me. Excuse me! 242 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:31,011 -What? Who's this guy? -Nick Miller? 243 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:33,180 -Is that Schmidt? -You scoundrel, you. 244 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:36,225 Well, hot damn. Come here. It's good to see you. 245 00:08:36,308 --> 00:08:38,352 Yeah, well, the feeling's not mutual! 246 00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:40,729 The last time I saw him, I was on the desert, 247 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:42,648 and he was putting my mother into a prison. 248 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:43,857 You don't understand what we're doing, do you? 249 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:45,609 Keep this animal away from me! 250 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,402 You know what? It's my fault. We didn't rehearse. 251 00:08:47,486 --> 00:08:49,404 -We didn't rehearse. -Can we come into the party? 252 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:53,116 You know what? We're gonna wait back here. I get it. It's my fault. It's... 253 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:54,910 Nick? 254 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,662 I'm Trojan horsing inside a bunch of models. 255 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:57,788 -Every ham for himself. -No, Nick! Let me in there! 256 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,790 -Models, let me in, please. -No, sir. 257 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,583 Unhand me! 258 00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:04,002 Jess? Hey, there you are. Excuse me. 259 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:05,546 -Jess. -Nick, hi! 260 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,422 What are you doing here? 261 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:08,632 -I'm so happy to see you! -Yeah. 262 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:09,758 How'd you get in? 263 00:09:09,842 --> 00:09:11,593 -I need to talk to you. -I know. 264 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:12,886 I can't leave it the way that was. 265 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:15,722 I know, because there's something, um, 266 00:09:15,806 --> 00:09:17,599 I really should have said back there 267 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:18,809 and I didn't, and, um... 268 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,644 I think it's important that I say to you. 269 00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:25,023 So, uh, what I wanted to say is Nick Miller... 270 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,027 I... 271 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:36,326 Jess! 272 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:37,744 She's all right. 273 00:09:39,288 --> 00:09:40,664 Hey, Jess, you okay? 274 00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:42,708 Hi. 275 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,042 What happened? 276 00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:45,544 You had a panic attack and you fell down. 277 00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:47,045 Oh, my God... 278 00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:49,339 Which was actually worse than the finger guns. 279 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:50,924 I didn't think that was possible. 280 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:54,178 I think it's fair to say that I did not handle the situation very well. 281 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,846 No, look, it's fine. 282 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,723 In fact, I want to take the whole thing back, Jess. 283 00:09:58,348 --> 00:09:59,349 What? 284 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:01,560 I shouldn't have said it. It was an accident and, uh... 285 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:04,021 Yeah, so just kind of clear the air. 286 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,275 No! No, Nick! 287 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:09,693 This just got very awkward. 288 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,279 SCHMIDT: Be strong, Nick! 289 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:14,406 -What did... -What? 290 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:15,782 -Who said that? -SCHMIDT: I'm outside the hedge! 291 00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:18,785 Do you see my arm? I'm trying to push through! 292 00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:20,454 What are you doing up there? 293 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:22,623 -Be careful! -I lost my bearings! 294 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:24,124 I had to go high to avoid the spiders! 295 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:26,168 -Nick... -Let's just wait for this to finish. 296 00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:27,586 I'm breaching! 297 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:28,879 -Uh... -Whoa! 298 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,047 -NICK: Easy! Easy! Schmidt! -Aah! Aah! 299 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,256 ALL: Oh! 300 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:32,925 (SCHMIDT EXHALES) 301 00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:35,969 Prince is terrible at Frisbee. 302 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:37,846 There's, like, 10 of these things up there. 303 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:40,265 Hey, guys, can I talk to Nick alone for a second? 304 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:41,600 -You got it. -Sure. 305 00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:47,356 You're taking it back? Is that how you really feel? 306 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:49,149 Well... 307 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,610 How do you feel? 308 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,780 MAN: Hi. 309 00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:58,617 I'm Prince. 310 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,078 So what seems to be the problem? 311 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,582 Oh, how rude of me. 312 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:07,584 I haven't given you enough time to freak out yet. 313 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:09,545 You may do so now. 314 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,964 Oh, my God! 315 00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,757 (SOBS) 316 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,843 Oh, my God! 317 00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:19,972 (HIGH-PITCHED SQUEALING) 318 00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:21,682 Oh, my God! Nick! 319 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,823 So I'm not familiar with this term "finger guns." 320 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:38,949 Can you elaborate? 321 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,660 Uh, yeah, it's a... 322 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:44,413 Whoa. Don't point those at me. They might go off. 323 00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:45,831 (BOTH LAUGH) 324 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,917 That was very much of your flavor of humor. 325 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,587 Listen, Nick, uh... 326 00:11:52,171 --> 00:11:54,214 -Nick, right? -Yes, that's my name. 327 00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:57,426 Jess and I are gonna take a moment to just be alone. 328 00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:01,221 I'm... I'm not worried, but why? 329 00:12:01,305 --> 00:12:03,557 What are you gonna talk to her about, Prince? 330 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,683 You. 331 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:09,104 Nick, I never thought I'd say this, but... 332 00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:11,982 I need to be alone with Prince. 333 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:15,027 All right, well... 334 00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:16,862 Yeah. 335 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,581 So, do you like pancakes? 336 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,919 (SINGING) Block 10 was beating, too 337 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:34,838 And I can't tell green from blue, no, no-no... 338 00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:36,882 Ooh, ooh. 339 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,678 Cece, help! The bouncer's after me. 340 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,555 -Oh, all right. -Okay. 341 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:47,893 Like parents often do 342 00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:51,897 In the middle of the room... 343 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,899 He's gone. 344 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,359 He's gone, Schmidt. 345 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,110 -Is he gone? -Mmm-hmm. 346 00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:59,613 ...to count my sheep today, baby... 347 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,114 You can stop now. 348 00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:04,201 He's tenacious. He's definitely gonna be back. 349 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,412 (LAUGHS) Pretty sure it's all clear. 350 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,874 It's always good to see old friends. 351 00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:12,918 Thank you. 352 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:16,964 How could I let you get away... 353 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:20,342 So, tonight's the night you're just gonna leave us all behind 354 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,386 and get cooler friends, right? 355 00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:24,972 (CHUCKLES) 356 00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:27,266 Yeah, right. 357 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:30,686 COACH: We should be dead. We should be dead. 358 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:32,563 I never thought I was gonna see him again! 359 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:36,441 He's getting emotional right now, because this is real. 360 00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:39,111 Oh, if you cry, I'm gonna cry. 361 00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:41,321 And then I'm gonna cry, then we can just cry together. 362 00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:42,573 Poor Freddy. 363 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:45,617 Jess is with Prince! And I've been drinking. 364 00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:46,910 Wait... Jess is with Prince? 365 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,663 And I've been drinking. Who are these two? 366 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,039 Come on, man. Fire and Ice, dude. Get out. 367 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:53,333 -It's getting warm in here, isn't it? -Yes. 368 00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:54,960 It's actually a little chilly. We're... 369 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,546 Oh, give me a break. I see what you're doing. 370 00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:58,797 -Mmm-mmm. -You're trying to tempt me sexually. 371 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,049 -Not interested. -What are you doing, Nick? 372 00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:02,718 That leads to me taking my jacket off, 373 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,887 and all of a sudden, you guys got me in my underwear, huh? 374 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:08,390 I'm not a dummy. Take a walk. No one's interested. 375 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,142 -So rude. -We got business. 376 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:11,351 No, no, no, no, no, no, stay, stay, stay. 377 00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:12,519 -Let's go. -Idiot! 378 00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:13,645 Yeah, I'm an idiot. 379 00:14:13,729 --> 00:14:14,813 -Ciao. -No, no, no ciao! 380 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,023 No ciao. 381 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:18,567 You'll be replaced by robots before you can say, 382 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,944 "Fragi-cava-licious." 383 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,571 -You're bringing Fire and Ice down! -Yeah, man. 384 00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:24,114 You don't bring Fire and Ice down. 385 00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:26,116 Don't start with me right now. I'm having a terrible day. 386 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,410 -Who cares about them? -Who cares? I care! 387 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,537 I feel like dancing right now. 388 00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:33,123 Dancing's not the answer. You can't dance. 389 00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:34,416 It's only gonna get worse. 390 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:37,002 (LAUGHS) Let's tear the roof off this joint, 391 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,713 and show Prince how we do! 392 00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:45,344 Thanks, Charles. 393 00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:48,931 You want to know why you can't tell that nice dude you love him? 394 00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,016 -I want to say it, but... -You're scared. 395 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:52,518 Exactly. 396 00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:55,229 If you say it and things don't work out, what then? 397 00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:56,730 I really care for him. 398 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,066 And I'm just worried I'm gonna lose him. 399 00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:01,068 -That's stupid. -You're stupid. 400 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,451 -I forgive you. -Oh, my God, thank God! 401 00:15:09,535 --> 00:15:13,205 Besides, anything beautiful is worth getting hurt for. 402 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:14,414 Well, that's very well put. 403 00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:16,250 -You know who said that? -No. 404 00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:19,670 Me. 405 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,964 You're good. God. 406 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,551 I wish I were more like you, Prince. 407 00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:29,221 Finish your pancake. Let's get to work. 408 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,640 Oh, it's really good. But I'm super full. 409 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,350 -Pancake. -Okay. 410 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,436 Here, put this on. 411 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,981 Oh, that's beautiful, but I don't think I could pull that off. 412 00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:41,066 -Don't argue with me. -Okay. 413 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,074 (SINGING) Ooh, girl 414 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,660 When you were mine 415 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,245 I used to let you wear... 416 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:54,371 Repeat after me. 417 00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:56,081 -Love. -Love. 418 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,750 Fine, so fine... 419 00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:01,295 -Love. -Love. 420 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:02,796 I know, I know 421 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,423 14-zero. My lead. 422 00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:06,341 What am I supposed to be learning here? 423 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:08,594 15-zero. 424 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,012 -Love. -Love. 425 00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:11,263 -Love. -Love. 426 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:12,848 You're not saying it right. 427 00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:15,225 Do you understand now? 428 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:17,769 Yes, I think I do. 429 00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:26,445 What about now? 430 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:27,863 No. 431 00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:29,072 When you were mine 432 00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,199 No. 433 00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:32,951 Oh, no 434 00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:34,203 Look in there. 435 00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:36,121 Love you, baby 436 00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:38,290 Wait, stop, no! I'm afraid of the dark! 437 00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:40,083 (YELLS) 438 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,544 (YELLING) 439 00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:45,422 I said stop being afraid. 440 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,718 -Boo. -(YELLING) 441 00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:55,224 Yeah! This is what sexy is! 442 00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,645 So, what do you think? 443 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,605 I think you need to go find Nick. 444 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,233 I don't know how to thank you. 445 00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:05,817 Shh. 446 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:14,535 I honestly didn't hear a word you said. 447 00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:15,953 Okay. 448 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,957 Okay, gotcha. 449 00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,253 This is your party now. 450 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,588 (EXHALES) 451 00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:28,924 -To the VIP room? -Yeah. 452 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,342 With the two of you? 453 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:33,095 COACH: You can't handle it! 454 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:34,847 You can't beat me! 455 00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:38,767 -Five, four... -Come on. You've got it. 456 00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:40,352 -You don't got it. -You can't do it. 457 00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:41,562 -You're gonna do it. -Three... 458 00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:43,105 -You can't do it. Two... -Come on, now, 459 00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:45,232 -you can get it. Winnie, don't give up. -One... 460 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,192 -(GRUNTS) -What? 461 00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:49,570 -That's impressive. -New record. 462 00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:51,738 Surrounded by celebrities and millionaires, 463 00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:53,991 and you dingbats are playing Lemon Mouth. 464 00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,411 Rind me, woman. 465 00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,037 -Really? -Okay, here we go. 466 00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,330 -Let's do it. -All right, let's go. 467 00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,499 -Let's get this party started. -You've got the time, Winston. 468 00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:03,625 -Check this out. -All right, let's go. 469 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,169 COACH: Here we go. 470 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,379 Ten, nine, 471 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:08,922 -What are you doing? -...eight... 472 00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:11,300 -What are you doing? -(AWKWARDLY) Boom! 473 00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:13,635 -What? -You're not supposed to eat the lemon. 474 00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:16,555 -New record. -That's not even the game! 475 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,348 (MUFFLED SPEAKING) 476 00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:20,184 (SINGING) Ooh-ooh... 477 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,519 Ooh, ooh-ooh 478 00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:25,856 Yeah, yeah, yeah 479 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,858 Yeah, yeah-ah-ah! 480 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,738 JESS: Nick Miller! 481 00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:43,957 Hey, Jess. 482 00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:46,210 I'm not sorry that I said it. 483 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,551 I hate to say this, but I couldn't hear you 'cause it's very loud. 484 00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:55,886 I love you! 485 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,305 I love you, Nick Miller! 486 00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,389 (JESS LAUGHS) 487 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,065 What the hell are you wearing? 488 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,316 Prince dressed me. 489 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,276 -Awesome! -Yeah! 490 00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:14,655 (CROWD CHEERING) 491 00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:20,285 Anybody want to fall in love tonight? 492 00:19:20,369 --> 00:19:22,246 (CHEERING) 493 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,921 Oh, my God! 494 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,422 (UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING) 495 00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:33,799 Oh, my God! 496 00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:35,467 (SCREAMS) 497 00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:36,927 -Don't... -Don't... 498 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,053 Don't you wanna... 499 00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:39,429 Don't you wanna 500 00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:41,473 Fall in love tonight? 501 00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:42,724 That's crazy! 502 00:19:42,808 --> 00:19:47,896 She said Special night, my favorite tune 503 00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:50,357 The moon threatened to dance her out of her shoes 504 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,525 Out of my shoes 505 00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:54,820 In his ear was about to hear 506 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:58,407 An awful thought he could not refuse She said 507 00:19:58,490 --> 00:19:59,950 -Don't -Don't... 508 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,493 Don't you wanna 509 00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:02,619 Don't you wanna 510 00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:05,122 Wanna fall in love tonight? 511 00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:07,958 -Don't -Don't... 512 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,835 -Don't you wanna -Don't you wanna 513 00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:13,046 Wanna fall in love tonight? 514 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:17,718 She said Underneath the taffeta 515 00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:20,220 There ain't no better hiding place 516 00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:22,514 Hiding place 517 00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:24,474 If I see the moon, I'll just laugh it up 518 00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:26,185 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah 519 00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:27,644 -Want to wake up -Wake up 520 00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:29,897 To your, your pretty face 521 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:31,315 -Don't -Don't... 522 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,358 -Don't you wanna -Don't you wanna 523 00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:36,528 Wanna fall in love tonight? 524 00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:45,412 Did that... 525 00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:47,581 Happen? 526 00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:50,375 -Yeah. -Yeah. Mmm-hmm. 527 00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:53,921 So we just danced with Prince? 528 00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,214 -With Prince. -Yeah. 529 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,341 -That's right. -That was fun. 530 00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:00,886 (GIGGLES SHARPLY) 531 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:04,181 Jess, how did you know the words? 532 00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:07,351 I think Prince is magic. 533 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,436 I've always thought Prince was magic. 534 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,396 Where do we go from here? 535 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,524 How do we move on from this? 536 00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:15,943 Just go to work tomorrow? 537 00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:17,069 (GIGGLES SHARPLY) 538 00:21:18,362 --> 00:21:20,030 Wait a minute. 539 00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:22,658 Where's Cece? 540 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:26,495 -I'll take it easy on you. -Thank you. 541 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,793 You want to put some money on this? 38092

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