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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:02,920 JESS: Previously on New Girl... 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,421 We're at a wedding together. 3 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:05,839 Guys, guys, shut and listen to me... 4 00:00:05,923 --> 00:00:07,257 it's Cece. She doesn't want to get married. 5 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:09,843 I'm sorry, everyone, but I can't do this. 6 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:11,678 What I want is to be with someone else. 7 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:13,847 Are you in love with her or are you in love with me? 8 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:14,932 You have to decide. 9 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:19,436 We tried. We had one night. 10 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:21,855 -Okay, what happened with Jess? -We called it. 11 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:24,274 Yeah, when things get messy you just run away. 12 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,401 JESS: I know you think we should call it. 13 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:29,571 (SNIFFLES) But I don't want to give up on this. 14 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:45,504 (BOTH LAUGHING) 15 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:50,133 You know what? I gotta say, Jess, I really like you. 16 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:51,969 I really, really like you. I really like you. 17 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,804 -I do! -I can't believe this is happening. 18 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,639 I know! I can't believe it either. It's crazy, but it's happening. 19 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,599 It's crazy. I like you so much. 20 00:00:57,683 --> 00:00:59,184 -Yeah, I like you so much. -Like... 21 00:00:59,268 --> 00:01:01,019 Yeah. I'm just... 22 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:02,354 -What? -I'm in. 23 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:03,438 -I'm in. -You know? 24 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:04,773 I'm... 25 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:06,358 -I'm just all in. -I'm all in. 26 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:07,776 I'm, like, weirdly all in. 27 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:08,902 -Hey, Nick... -What? 28 00:01:09,111 --> 00:01:10,153 Pull over. 29 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:13,156 (JESS GIGGLING) 30 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,950 NICK: Well, that was fun. (LAUGHING) 31 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:16,493 We finally broke in the Volvo. 32 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,328 -(GIGGLING) -Oh, my. 33 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,873 (BOTH LAUGHING) 34 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,502 What's next? What do we do now? 35 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,380 I'm really fighting the urge to buy you a lobster dinner. 36 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:32,926 Do we just go home? 37 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,225 (BOTH CHUCKLE WEAKLY) 38 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:44,396 You know, I mean, just how is it actually gonna work? 39 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:46,398 -Yeah. -We've only been dating for 30 minutes 40 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:48,108 and we're already living together. 41 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:50,235 What if you get tired of me, and you have nowhere to go 42 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:52,362 because we're roommates, and so you have to sleep in your car 43 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,281 -'cause you just want to go... -Hey. Stop. That's not gonna happen. 44 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:56,783 I've wanted this for so long. I don't want anything to go wrong. 45 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:58,243 (CELL PHONE CHIRPS) 46 00:01:58,577 --> 00:02:01,163 Oh, it's Schmidt. He's freaking out about Cece. 47 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:02,915 -He doesn't need to reach you. -I know, but I feel... 48 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:04,541 You know what? You're right. I'm gonna ignore it for now. 49 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,168 -It's all about us right now. -It's... yeah, yeah. 50 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:07,669 -(CELL PHONE CHIMES) -Hmm. 51 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:10,839 It's Schmidt. He wants to know where you are. 52 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:12,508 He texted you to ask where I am? Yeah, I... 53 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:13,842 -(CELL PHONE CHIMES) -That's... ugh. 54 00:02:13,926 --> 00:02:15,636 He just texted I'm a bad friend. 55 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:18,680 -You know what that is? -Either male genitalia, 56 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:20,349 or a really big thumbs down. 57 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:22,768 -Why would he send me male genitalia? -Why can't he talk to Winston? 58 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,561 Well, without me, they get so weird and they fight all the time. 59 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,063 -This is what I'm talk... -(CELL PHONE CHIMES) 60 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,315 How many times a day does Schmidt text you? 61 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:29,650 I don't know, I'll just say 40. 62 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,443 -How... -(CELL PHONE CHIMES) 63 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,195 See, this is what I'm talking about. 64 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:35,364 -I feel like we need time alone... -(CELL PHONE CHIMES) 65 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:37,282 so we can figure out what this is. 66 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:38,367 -(CELL PHONE CHIMES) -Yes. 67 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:39,451 -(BOTH PHONES CHIMING) -This is what I want. 68 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:41,537 I want to be with you alone, without anybody else. 69 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:43,914 -Just you and... -Ugh. Where have you been? 70 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,207 I'm having a major life crisis, 71 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:46,625 and you guys are, what? Just driving around, 72 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,752 French-kissing each other like a couple Dutch hookers? 73 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:50,295 What is that, Nick? Is that a hickey? 74 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:52,130 -Disgusting! -Hey, you guys. 75 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:54,132 Um, I've been doing a lot of thinking. 76 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:56,134 Now, I know everyone's going through a lot, 77 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:58,637 but I think it is time for me to start a puzzle. 78 00:02:58,720 --> 00:02:59,763 -A puzzle? -No, it isn't. 79 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:01,431 What is going on with you two? Are you, like, a couple now? 80 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:04,268 Have you thought any of this through? Nick, please help me, okay? 81 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,811 Stop being so selfish and just help me. 82 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,688 Okay, you know what? Give me one minute, 83 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:09,398 -I'll be right inside. -We'll be right in. 84 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:10,899 -We just got to figure something out. -Yeah. 85 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:12,526 -All right! -(LAUGHS) Thanks, man. It's a real puzzle. 86 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,236 -The gang's back. -Yeah, yeah... We'll be right in. 87 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:15,821 -Yeah, good-bye, guys. -We love you guys. 88 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,155 BOTH: Run! 89 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:18,907 (SINGING) Who's that girl? 90 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:21,076 Who's that girl? It's Jess 91 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:25,455 (WHISTLES) 92 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:29,126 Well, Winston, after 25 unanswered text messages 93 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,962 to Nick and Jess this morning, I finally received a response. 94 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:35,215 A smiley face. This leaves us with one choice, 95 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,718 -to become best friends. -Huh? Yeah, fine. 96 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,678 For... Okay, great. 97 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:42,931 Now, as my best friend, I expect you to be willing to sacrifice everything for me 98 00:03:43,015 --> 00:03:44,641 at a moment's notice, including, of course, 99 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:45,976 unfortunately for you, your dignity. 100 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,187 -Yeah, fine. -Winston, what can I do for you? 101 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:49,980 Don't talk to me that much, never lie to me, 102 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,024 and never, ever touch my puzzle. 103 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:53,734 Winston, do we... (CHUCKLES) do we think now 104 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,694 is really the right time to be starting a puzzle? 105 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:58,030 -(LAUGHS) I'm great at puzzles. -You're a born puzzler, Winston, 106 00:03:58,113 --> 00:03:59,781 sure, um, but... 107 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,117 don't you agree that sometimes, 108 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:03,869 when you start puzzles, you get a little bit weird? 109 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:06,705 -And, I don't know, intense? -(HUMMING) 110 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:08,248 Spend a lot of time humming. 111 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:12,419 -Also spend a lot of time naked. -(SINGS) I'm gonna do you, puzzle! 112 00:04:12,503 --> 00:04:14,713 Right on the table. As nasty as you want to be. 113 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:15,964 Hey, Schmidt, what do you think it's gonna look like? 114 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:17,508 -What do I think it's going to look like? -Yeah, the puzzle. 115 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,051 Winston, it's on the box. 116 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:22,554 The... the picture's on the box. It's a Japanese garden! 117 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:24,348 Schmidt, calm down. What is your problem? 118 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:27,935 Two women are in love with me. 119 00:04:28,227 --> 00:04:29,853 The problem is, is I'm in love with both of them. 120 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,563 Okay, looks like you're gonna have to choose. 121 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:35,943 Cece and I, we have this connection. You know, it's physical... it's unhealthy. 122 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:37,361 Look, I don't want to get too graphic with you, 123 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:38,946 but I'm not just the plug with her. 124 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:40,572 I'm also a socket. 125 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,866 God... okay, fine. 126 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,535 -Schmidt, choose Cece. -Yeah, but... 127 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:46,662 -I was dating Elizabeth first, so... -Mm-hmm. 128 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:49,414 Wait a minute, Winston... I was dating Elizabeth first. 129 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:51,333 -Look, you want to know what I think? -No, I don't. Done. 130 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:55,128 Decided. Ha! Cece, out. I was dating Elizabeth first. 131 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:57,130 -My man! Way to talk that out. -Yeah. Talk it out. 132 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:58,340 -Best friends. -Best friends. 133 00:04:58,841 --> 00:05:01,093 -SCHMIDT: This is gonna work out, man. -Yeah, it's gonna work out, man. 134 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:07,015 (SINGING) Puzzling 135 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:10,435 Winston is about To do some puzzling 136 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:13,897 About to get into Some puzzle troubling. 137 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:18,861 So, in conclusion, it's a... you know, it's a very difficult decision 138 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:21,989 that I've had to... that, you know, that you guys have put me in, here, 139 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,825 -but I just... I'm gonna be candid. -I've been up for 24 hours. 140 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:28,036 I have to return all of these gifts. So just say it. 141 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:29,705 You don't want to be with me. 142 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:36,295 Wh... huh? 143 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:41,300 Look... look at that. I just looked down and I thought, 144 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:44,011 "This girl must be wearing sneakers with shoelaces, 145 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:46,138 "and those shoelaces must be tied together, 146 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:49,308 "because this girl is straight trippin', yo." 147 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:51,435 -What? -Of course I want to be with you. 148 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:54,563 (CHUCKLES) 149 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:59,109 But I feel so terrible for Elizabeth. 150 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:00,569 How did she take it? 151 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:05,824 Sh... She took it. 152 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:08,160 In the marketplace of ideas, where... 153 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,120 culture is king, 154 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:12,456 and data moves faster than people, 155 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,750 where scalable opportunities come from turnkey solutions... 156 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:17,211 What are you trying to say, Schmidt? Is it over? 157 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,547 No... no. 158 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:22,716 As if. 159 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:24,551 Of course I picked you, it wasn't even close. 160 00:06:24,635 --> 00:06:26,303 Come here, you crazy white girl. 161 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:31,141 There it is. 162 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:32,893 Poor Cece. 163 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:35,020 Uh, yeah, okay. 164 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:37,439 -(LIVELY MEXICAN MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) -Oh... 165 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:40,651 Huh. I fell asleep. 166 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,611 (CHUCKLES) How long have you been driving? 167 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,113 (WOMAN YELLING IN SPANISH) 168 00:06:45,656 --> 00:06:48,867 Those cops look like they're about 15 and they have huge guns. 169 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:51,662 Jess, are we in Mexico? 170 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,457 -All in! (LAUGHS) -We're in Mexico! 171 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:58,377 Oh, my God, pull over! That piñata's shaped like a monkey! 172 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:04,216 You know what? It's gonna be weird going back to having sex 173 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:07,553 -without a bunch of feral dogs watching. -(LAUGHS) 174 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:10,347 Why am I not hungry? I should be hungry. 175 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:13,892 Remember when we lived in that loft, and, like, we had all those problems? 176 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:16,687 -(LAUGHING) Yeah. -(CELL PHONE RINGING) 177 00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:22,234 All in! 178 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:24,486 -(LINE BEEPING) -Voice mail? 179 00:07:25,404 --> 00:07:28,240 Again? Where have you been? It's been four days, man. 180 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:30,826 Have you really been doing it with Jess this whole time? 181 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:32,202 That's disgusting. 182 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,164 Nick, I did something really wrong, and, uh... 183 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,793 I just... I need to talk to you. I need to talk to my friend. 184 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:41,170 Come home. 185 00:07:41,587 --> 00:07:42,588 (CELL PHONE BEEPS) 186 00:07:45,007 --> 00:07:46,425 Yeah, I should try him again. 187 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:49,303 Dial best friend... one. 188 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:54,892 Let's stay here. We're totally out of money. 189 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,102 -We got this great setup. -No, this is not gonna last long. 190 00:07:57,186 --> 00:08:00,772 -It's not gonna last long. It isn't. -This is a badly built shelter. 191 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:03,317 We'll go right there. 192 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,485 How hard could that place be to sneak into? 193 00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:08,447 -You all in? -JESS: Nick, this has been fun, but... 194 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:11,658 Okay, look, everything that's bad is waiting for us back in the loft. 195 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:14,411 But here? I'm Paradise Nick. 196 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:17,206 And Paradise Nick is mega-chill. 197 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:19,249 -Paradise Jess. -And you're Paradise Jess, right? 198 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,376 We can make food and just... 199 00:08:25,881 --> 00:08:27,216 -All in. -All in. 200 00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:32,763 (WHISPERING) It don't work like that. If you... uh... 201 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:34,264 (SCOFFS) 202 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,392 -Hey, man, how'd she take it? -Devastated. I'm sure glad that's settled. 203 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:39,269 -Hey, man, I'm gonna go shower. -I'm proud of you. 204 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,021 I know it must have been tough. 205 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,024 Hey, Schmidt, who do you call if puzzle pieces are broken? 206 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:46,610 Oh. Hey, Winston. Is, uh, is Schmidt home? 207 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:47,694 Cece. 208 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:50,489 Oh, my goodness. Hi. 209 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:52,324 Do you need a hug? 210 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:53,951 All right. 211 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,577 (LAUGHS, GRUNTS) 212 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:59,206 (HUMMING) 213 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:02,793 Is Schmidt even here, Winston? 214 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:08,090 Yeah. Yeah, he's in the shower. Um... Cece, I just want to say, 215 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:11,802 -on my end, that I am so, so sorry. -CECE: Sorry about what? 216 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:15,222 -You know, uh... Elizabeth. -Well, what about Elizabeth? 217 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:16,723 He made love to her. 218 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:20,727 Winston made love to Elizabeth. 219 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:27,860 After I chose you, Winston was all too quick, 220 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:29,403 in Elizabeth's vulnerable state, 221 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:31,780 to rush in there and just get his jollies off. 222 00:09:31,864 --> 00:09:36,326 -His sweaty, disgusting jollies. -Seriously? 223 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:37,828 I mean, she must have just been 224 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,162 so upset and hurt... I mean, I didn't even know 225 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,664 -you were interested in her. -(CLEARS THROAT) 226 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:43,292 Tell her what you did, Winston, and give her the short version, 227 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:45,169 which you did not give to Elizabeth. 228 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:46,503 Wha... 229 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:48,297 What I did... um... 230 00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:51,884 Okay, well, I drove over there... 231 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:54,428 to seduce her. 232 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,723 And I seduced her... 233 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,309 two and a half times. 234 00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:04,813 Puzzle me this, then, Winston... 235 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:06,481 how do you live with yourself? 236 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:11,278 I have a bit of a hard time believing that Winston would do this. 237 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:13,280 SCHMIDT: Well, then, you obviously don't know Winston, 238 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,866 'cause he's a sick, disgusting human being. 239 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:19,203 Just this morning he asked me for a pair of your underpants. 240 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,079 -Winston? -Hmm? 241 00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:22,331 Is that true? 242 00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:28,128 Yes. 243 00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:33,342 I needed your underwear to... 244 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:36,094 sew into my underwear. 245 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:38,597 Oh... my... 246 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:39,681 God. 247 00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:41,975 That is disgusting! You are a pervert! 248 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:44,019 Oh, I'm so sorry, Cece. Just wait in the car. 249 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,063 You don't have to deal with this disgusting trash person, 250 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,814 -garbage child! -CECE: Freak! 251 00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:48,941 (DOOR SLAMS) 252 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:55,864 You're upset. As you should be. Oh, but that was great, man. 253 00:10:55,948 --> 00:10:58,367 -How long as this been going on, man? -Four days. 254 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,911 Four days, and you didn't tell me? Come on, Schmidt! 255 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,914 -I said, "Don't lie to me." -I'm sorry. All right? 256 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,749 I love both of these women and I couldn't decide. 257 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,042 I needed to buy some more time. 258 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,627 Cece thinks I'm wearing her panties right now! 259 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,504 Well, that's on you, man! You freaked out super hard! 260 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:12,840 Y-You kidding me? That's so weird. 261 00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:16,760 -Sewing people's panties into underpants. -Look, we're not best friends, Schmidt. 262 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,137 As a matter of fact, we're not friends at all... 263 00:11:19,972 --> 00:11:21,014 until you fix this. 264 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:22,850 Okay, all right, look. 265 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,685 Winston, I'm sorry, man. 266 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:27,813 W-Winston, you've been working on this puzzle for quite some time now. 267 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,440 You realize a lot of those puzzle pieces are upside down, right? 268 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:31,775 It's just they're cardboard color. 269 00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:35,362 Is that an almond that you have inserted into one of the pieces? 270 00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:37,030 Are you just eating them, or are you using them as pieces? 271 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:39,241 -You know that's an almond, right? -(SCREAMING) 272 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:40,951 Schmidt, come here! 273 00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:43,495 (ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 274 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:48,125 Free cocktails. 275 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,252 -No way! -Yeah, fitting right in. 276 00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:52,921 -Oh, my God. -What? 277 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:54,006 Security guard. Freeze. 278 00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:55,257 NICK: Okay, don't freeze. That looks weird. 279 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,592 Did he notice you? Of course he noticed you. 280 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:57,843 You're the prettiest girl on the damn beach. 281 00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,678 -Aw, so sweet. -Shut up. 282 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,430 We need one of these bracelets right away, Jess. 283 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:02,556 -Bracelet. -Yeah. 284 00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:05,100 Oh, hey! Hey... 285 00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:09,229 Hey, pal. That's a really cool bracelet. Do you think I could try it on? 286 00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:11,732 -No. -Listen, okay? 287 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,609 Will you lean in here for a second and listen to me? 288 00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:16,236 One day, you're gonna meet a girl, you're gonna really like her, 289 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,821 and you're gonna want to give her everything, 290 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:21,283 but you won't be able to afford it because your life's kind of in shambles 291 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:22,534 and you don't have money. 292 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:25,579 Look at you, kid, you got a great-looking face. 293 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,080 I don't know, you might have a tough go of it. 294 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:28,749 What do I know? Just promise me this, 295 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:31,293 Promise me you're gonna try to enjoy your life as much 296 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,462 as you can, 'cause one day you're gonna be dead, and, you know. 297 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:36,548 -Can I have your bracelet, for real? -No. 298 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:39,051 If you don't give me the bracelet, I'm gonna strangle you to death. 299 00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:43,597 -Thanks, buddy. -Not cool. 300 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,891 But it worked, okay? We got the bracelet, so now we're back in action. 301 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,226 -Hola. -JESS: Hola. 302 00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:49,728 -Can I see your bracelets, por favor? -Yes. 303 00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:51,438 Looks pretty on her, right? 304 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,690 Señor? 305 00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:55,901 -Run! -JESS: No! 306 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,194 (GUARD SPEAKS SPANISH) 307 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,279 I don't speak Spanish, you snake! 308 00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:01,740 What are you gonna do? I'm in the ocean now! 309 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,034 I'm in international waters! 310 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:06,495 I've got a shell. 311 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:07,996 Let's just go. Let's just get out of here. 312 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,414 -Point Break style? -No, no, no! 313 00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:12,376 -I will Point Break style this moment! -Nick, let's go! 314 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,211 Nick, stop! 315 00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:16,588 Aah! Ow! 316 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:22,386 -(NICK SOBBING) Ow! Ow, that hurt! -Wait! Where are you taking him? 317 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,638 -Jail. -JESS: Aah! 318 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:32,354 (WINSTON SINGING QUIETLY) 319 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,147 Truce, okay? 320 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:39,987 Winston, please, come on... Talk to me. I... 321 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,322 I need a friend right now. 322 00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:44,157 I love both of these women, 323 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:47,786 and I can't lose them, and I can't... hurt them. 324 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:52,583 -And we made a pact! -No. You lied to me. You're a liar. 325 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,459 Okay, well, then would you like some truth, Winston? 326 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:57,379 Here's some truth for you, okay? You're terrible at puzzles. 327 00:13:57,546 --> 00:14:00,716 Worst I've ever seen by a mile. What, do you have fly vision? 328 00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:03,468 Look at this puzzle. It's ages six and up. 329 00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:05,679 You are up, Winston. You are way up! 330 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:08,432 -You want to say that to my face? -This is a corner piece, Winston! 331 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,184 How do you not see that? What are you, blind? 332 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:13,103 I'm so sorry... actually, a blind man could feel 333 00:14:13,187 --> 00:14:17,399 -the smooth edges of a corner piece! -You are making me so mad. 334 00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:20,110 -Ooh, you are making me so mad. -Oh, yeah? 335 00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:21,486 You're making me, you're making me mad. 336 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:22,654 How am I making you... Am I making you... 337 00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:24,072 -Yes, you're making me mad. -What you want to do? 338 00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:25,449 -What are you doing? -Huh? What are you doing? 339 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,076 -Which way are you going? -What is happening? Huh? 340 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,995 -Ow! -What did you do? 341 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:34,041 Don't mess with me, man. I'm legit. I'm legit, dude. 342 00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,834 -I'm getting very dizzy. -You coming at me, son? 343 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:38,337 I need all the cash you have and Nick's passport! 344 00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:42,049 -(SIGHS) What'd you say? What? -Nick's in trouble? 345 00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:44,885 SCHMIDT: What are we doing? Nick is in jail? 346 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:46,553 WINSTON: Nick went to jail before me? 347 00:14:46,637 --> 00:14:47,638 (WINSTON LAUGHING) 348 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,098 -(OVERLAPPING ARGUING) -(BELL DINGING) 349 00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:52,559 Hey, stop it! Stop it! This is not the time for fighting. 350 00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,394 Nick is in a Mexican jail. 351 00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:56,563 We don't know this country. We don't know their laws. 352 00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:57,940 We don't know how to get him out. 353 00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:01,818 I just hope he found somebody who can protect him and take care of him. 354 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:04,279 -What, you hope he's somebody's bitch? -No, like a mentor. 355 00:15:04,363 --> 00:15:05,614 He'd never be picked as a bitch. 356 00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,574 Nick is very attractive. He can be a bitch. 357 00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:08,992 A sissy, perhaps, but a bitch? No way. 358 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,494 -He can be a bitch. -He cannot be a bitch. 359 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,037 -My God, what's a sissy? -Are you insane? 360 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,413 -A chubby gringo? -Stop it! 361 00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,291 Nick is my bitch. 362 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:17,626 (BELL DINGS) 363 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,253 -Hola, señors, señora. -Hola. 364 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:20,963 Hi. Um, we have some questions. 365 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:23,006 Jess, I got this. I know how to handle these people. 366 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:25,926 Is this for me? 367 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,469 That's for you to send your kids to college, 368 00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:29,304 or for you to send some fun up your nose. 369 00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:30,806 SCHMIDT: Your choice, bro. 370 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:33,851 Don't worry. We're looking for our friend Nick Miller... 371 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,770 if he's still alive, and his head... if it's separate. 372 00:15:37,688 --> 00:15:40,148 You know who you should talk to? Manny. 373 00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,525 -Manny. -Manny. 374 00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:44,236 (QUIETLY) Talk to Julio. 375 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:46,196 -Julio. -Julio. 376 00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:50,117 -Talk to Brad. -I don't really feel right about this. 377 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,494 Oh, Jess, you're so naive. It's a game. 378 00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:56,039 We're working our way up the ladder. Brad is clearly the kingpin. 379 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,251 Thanks so much. 380 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,045 (JESS SIGHS) 381 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,173 Okay, that didn't work. Next idea. 382 00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:06,592 -Well... -There are no next ideas, Schmidt! 383 00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:09,595 We're out of money! I need to just find somebody. 384 00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,805 -Oh, just find somebody? -Yes. 385 00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:14,391 Right, Jess, 'cause the streets down here they run red with hospitality. 386 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,934 Hey! Hey! 387 00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:18,353 Hi. Sorry. I met you yesterday. 388 00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:21,106 -You arrested a man named Nick Miller. -You got money? 389 00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:24,109 Money. No, we don't have any money. But wait, wait, wait! 390 00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:25,986 What about his shoes? Any interest in his shoes? 391 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,655 Hell, no. There's no way you're getting these damn shoes, okay? 392 00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:29,990 These are my favorite brown shoes. 393 00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,783 And besides, this is all your fault, Schmidt. 394 00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:34,328 Nick's body's being traded like cigarettes right now! 395 00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:36,079 Winston, those shoes are not brown... they're green. 396 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,289 WINSTON: What the hell you talking about, man? 397 00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:39,082 -Those shoes are green. -You guys are idiots, all right? 398 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,334 They're as brown as money. 399 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,336 -What color is Kermit the Frog? -Brown. 400 00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:43,629 It's a brown frog. 401 00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:45,589 Winston? Winston, you're color-blind, dude. 402 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,216 What? I am not color... I am not color-blind. 403 00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:50,886 Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Sir, I'm so sorry. We have no money. 404 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:53,889 -We don't even have money for gas. -Oh, you got a car. 405 00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:56,016 Want to trade? 406 00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:00,479 Hey. 407 00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:04,024 Oh, my God, I thought he was taking you to jail. 408 00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:05,817 No, it's resort jail, and it's not so bad. 409 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:07,236 -They let me watch Ugly Betty. -(SIGHS) 410 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:10,072 -Here, I brought you your passport. -Winston, enough! Enough for me! 411 00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:11,532 Oh, Nicholas, thank goodness you're alive. Nick! 412 00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:12,991 -You brought them? -(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 413 00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:14,743 I needed their help. 414 00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,745 -Winston does not get me at all. -What? 415 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,705 And, plus, he's color-blind, which basically makes him crippled. 416 00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:19,790 You're color-blind? 417 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,250 Please, tell me, these shoes are brown, right? 418 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,584 -Those shoes are green. -They're definitely green. 419 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,461 Okay, you both are crazy. Did you text them and tell them to say that? 420 00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:25,629 -Winston! -What? 421 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,590 If you think those shoes are brown, what color do you think you are? 422 00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:32,845 -Jess, I can't do this. -What? 423 00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:34,972 Do you really want to wake up to this every morning? 424 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:37,140 It doesn't matter, as long as I wake up next to you. 425 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,308 -I got an idea. -What? 426 00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:40,185 -Let's move to Mexico. -What? 427 00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:41,562 -Yeah! (LAUGHS) -Hell no! 428 00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:42,855 No, no, no. No, Nicolas, I need you. 429 00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,481 And then if you leave, then I'm with Winston, and I can't handle that. 430 00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:45,566 You move your ass back to this loft, okay? 431 00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:46,733 You and me, we work here. 432 00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:47,943 If we go back to the loft, we're not gonna make it. 433 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,736 Yes, we are. We are gonna make it. 434 00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:51,029 -You won't. -Yeah, I agree, you won't make it. 435 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,490 -He's 100% right. You will not. -I'm not ready to lose you. 436 00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:56,243 I just got you, Jess. 437 00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:58,495 And I'm not letting you go. 438 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,247 So... 439 00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,583 I'm all in. 440 00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:06,753 I'm shredding this passport. I'm not leaving Mexico. 441 00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:08,964 -Oh, no, you are not, sir! -No, no, no, wait, wait! 442 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,090 No, no, no! I will put myself in that shredder 443 00:18:10,174 --> 00:18:11,341 before you put your passport in there! 444 00:18:11,425 --> 00:18:12,718 WINSTON: Yeah, well, yeah, yeah, switch! 445 00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:14,720 -Passport, yeah, put yourself in there. -Stop! Stop, Nick! 446 00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,471 -I will shred my ear! -I'll do it! 447 00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:18,348 -Your ear could go in! -I will shred myself! 448 00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:19,808 -Your ear could go in. -I will shred myself in the shredder. 449 00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:20,893 -Get serious! -(JESS YELLS) 450 00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:23,312 Stop. Listen to me. 451 00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:25,981 We're a family. 452 00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:30,152 You can't choose who you love. Sometimes they choose you. 453 00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:34,448 And sometimes, it's just because you got a really great deal on Craigslist. 454 00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:39,745 (LAUGHING) I got a really great deal on Craigslist. I got all of you. 455 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:45,792 There is no "us" without Schmidt and Winston. 456 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,129 It's gonna be really, really hard. 457 00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:50,756 But so what, Nick? 458 00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:52,466 So what? 459 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,593 I believe in us. 460 00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:57,095 I'm all in. 461 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,390 (LAUGHS) I really want to go home. 462 00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:01,558 (GIGGLES) 463 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,728 Come on, man, let's just go home. 464 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,355 (SIGHS) 465 00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:10,317 -You know what? I love you guys. -WINSTON: Okay. Let's go home. 466 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,653 -(LAUGHING) Great. -(BOTH LAUGHING) 467 00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:14,988 -(WHIRRING) -Oh, my God! 468 00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:17,699 -No! -(ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE) 469 00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:20,369 -No! Get it out! Get it out! -(SHOUTING) 470 00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:22,246 -(SCREAMS) -Unplug it, Nick! 471 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,872 The shredder shredded it, bro. 472 00:19:23,956 --> 00:19:26,041 WINSTON: No, no, no, no, guys, we're fine. 473 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,546 I can work with this. 474 00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:31,839 (CHUCKLES) 475 00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:36,343 SCHMIDT: Okay, everybody, just be cool, act normal. 476 00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:39,263 U.S. citizens? 477 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:40,722 Passports, please. 478 00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:43,767 What is this? 479 00:19:46,812 --> 00:19:49,773 Sir, my name is Winston Bishop. 480 00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:52,901 I'm a color-blind American citizen, 481 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,070 and I can't do puzzles. 482 00:19:55,571 --> 00:19:57,197 Now let us go home. 483 00:19:57,865 --> 00:20:00,409 It says "Unatered Stites of Amurica." 484 00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,371 -(NICK SIGHS) -(SIGHS) 485 00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:06,039 (LAUGHS) 486 00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:08,083 You ready? 487 00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:11,086 -(LAUGHING) -(GRUNTING) 488 00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:12,504 (LAUGHS) 489 00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:14,381 Hey, I got you something, actually. 490 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,675 -Oh. -I mean, I stole it from a kid, but... 491 00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:21,847 (SIGHS) 492 00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:23,682 We can do this. 493 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:24,850 -Yeah, we can do this. -Yeah. 494 00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:27,519 All right. 495 00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,062 -Yeah. -Here we go, huh? 496 00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:32,316 It's locked. I think somebody accidentally locked this. 497 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,026 -Where's your key? -I don't carry a key. 498 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,236 -You don't carry a key? -No, I don't carry a... 499 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,613 -Ever? -Why would I carry a key? 500 00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:38,864 -You never carry a key? -There's always somebody home! 501 00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:40,449 -How are you supposed to get the door? -And I know how to jimmy the... 502 00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:41,700 Mmm, my God... 503 00:20:44,036 --> 00:20:45,162 JESS: I like you so much. 504 00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,330 I like you, too. And I'll start carrying a key. 505 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:47,539 Okay, I'll carry a key for you. 506 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,793 For the love of God, Winston, please just go unlock the door. 507 00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:53,545 -This is so weird. -NICK: Yeah... 508 00:20:53,629 --> 00:20:54,630 (SIGHS) 509 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:57,090 Sayonara, masturbation, for the rest of my life. 510 00:20:58,008 --> 00:20:59,259 Hey, Cece, it's Schmidt. 511 00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:00,969 Hi. 512 00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:04,097 You want me to come over tonight? I think I can make that work. 513 00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:06,350 Uh, can you give me, like, five minutes? 514 00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,936 Great. Um... ooh, actually, can you hold on one second? 515 00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:10,020 (LINE BEEPS) 516 00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:13,899 (LAUGHS) Hi, Elizabeth, my darling. How are you? 517 00:21:14,483 --> 00:21:16,693 Uh, tonight? You want to... tonight. 518 00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:18,987 Um, can you just give me one second so I can check my calendar? 519 00:21:19,071 --> 00:21:20,072 That'd be great. 520 00:21:24,243 --> 00:21:26,411 I just checked it, and, uh... 521 00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:29,706 it looks like there's a slight problem. Um... (CLEARS THROAT) 522 00:21:30,082 --> 00:21:31,458 (SINGING) Puzzling 523 00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:33,252 I am puzzling... 524 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:34,461 Looks good to me. 525 00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:39,007 (SINGING) This is my masterpiece 41040

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