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dI�was�putting�on�my�raincoat d
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dWhen�I�saw�myself�again d
3
00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:11,945
dI�was�thinking�about
how�I�felt d
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dWhen�you�fooled
my�heart�again d
5
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dWhen�your�love's�not
a�shelter d
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dAnd�you�get�caught
in�the�rain dd
7
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So,�how�would�we�do�this?
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I�love�that�question.
9
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Do�you�mind�logistically?
10
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More�physically.
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We�believe
in�skin�on�skin.
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Eye�contact�building,
secure�attachment.
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- What�is�it�we�like?
- The�"seal?"
14
00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,973
- Oh,�the�"Dolphin."
- Firm�but�flexible.
15
00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,409
We're�not�into�lawn�mowering.
16
00:00:42,475 --> 00:00:44,411
- I�don't�know�what�that�is.
- Or�helicoptering.
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- Oh,�right!
- Is�that�where�you�would...
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There�has�to�be�room
to�breathe.
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Oh,�I'm�not�into
asphyxiation.
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More�free-range.
21
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That�sounds...�so�organic.
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- Exactly.
- I�can�be�a�tiger.
23
00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:02,996
Wow.�Great.
24
00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,697
Well,�protection
is�everything.
25
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Especially,�in�the�beginning.
26
00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:08,568
Yeah,�we�have
to�use�protection.
27
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What?
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I�can't�wait
to�all�sleep�together.
29
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Me�too.
30
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- No.
- Us�and�the�babies.
31
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What�babies?
32
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The�babies�that�we...
33
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we�both�want�to�get
pregnant�at�the�same�time.
34
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But�we�wouldn't�with�you,
do�the...
35
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- No,�you�would...
- in�a�cup�and�then...
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I'm�so�confused.
37
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Did�you�not�put�this
on�our�profile?
38
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This�was�definitely
not�on�your�profile.
39
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Rosa's�not�great
with�technology.
40
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Oh,�I�take�that
as�a�compliment.
41
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- We're�best�friends.
- We�met�when�we�were�15?
42
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Yeah,�when�we�worked
in�that�bathing�suit�store.
43
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Oh,�he�doesn't�need
to�know�that.
44
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The�owner�would�make�us
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try�on�the�bikinis
just�to,�you�know,
46
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like,�see�how�they�fit.
47
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And�then�he�would
take�our�picture--
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- Stop,�stop!
- And�then...
49
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- Anyhow...
- In�retrospect,
50
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it�was�very�wrong.
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We�bonded,
52
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and�we've�been�best�friends
ever�since.
53
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Now,�we're�both
recently�single.
54
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Out�of�some�bad�relationships.
55
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The�point�is...
56
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we�both�always
wanted�to�be�mothers,
57
00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:07,127
but�we�don't�want
to�do�it�alone.
58
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We�love�each�other.
59
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You�know,�but�time�is�ticking
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so�why�not�do�it�together?
61
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But�adoption
is�super�complicated.
62
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- And�buying�sperm�is...
- We�don't�want�that.
63
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- Because...
- We�want�a�dad�in�the�picture.
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- You'd�be�very�much�involved.
- Definitely.
65
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But�we�can't�have�actual�sex
with�you�because...
66
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It�can�get�complicated.
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So...
68
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Why�are�you�on
a�threesome�app?
69
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Why�are�we
on�a�threesome�app?
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Are�we?
71
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That�is�definitely
not�a�co-parenting�app.
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No.
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You�put�"looking�for�daddy"
74
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on�a�threesome�app?
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Well,�because�we�are.
76
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We�are�looking�for�daddy.
77
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Did�you�bring�everything?
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00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:08,254
For�the�third�time,�yes.
79
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After�that�debacle
with�the�co-parenting�app,
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you�can't�really�blame�me
for�worrying.
81
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Well,�that�was�kind
of�your�fault,�though.
82
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- How�is�that�my�fault?
- Well,�if�you�weren't
83
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in�recovery�from
your�dating�app�addiction,
84
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you�would've�put�us�on�the�app.
85
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And�none�of�that
would've�happened.
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Shh,�he's�coming.
87
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- Sorry�about�the�sweat.
- I'm�training�for�a�triathlon.
88
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Cycling's�my�weakest.
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You're�so�athletic.
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So...
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A�mortgage,
I'm�excited�to�help�you
92
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take�this�next�step.
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Us,�too.�Very.
94
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So�let's�start
with�your�assets.
95
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Anna�has�more�assets
than�I�do.
96
00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:56,836
- Don't�sell�yourself�short.
- Rosa�also�has�assets.
97
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Not�really.
98
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Did�you�bring�everything?
99
00:03:59,939 --> 00:04:02,208
My�last�two�tax�returns,
100
00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:05,111
my�bank�statement,
my�credit�card�statement.
101
00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:07,146
- I�also�have�some�savings.
- Rosa�does�too.
102
00:04:07,213 --> 00:04:08,781
We�could�pool�together
about�80k.
103
00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:11,985
That's�pretty�low
for�this�city,�but,�um,�okay.
104
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Uh,�are�you�freelance?
105
00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:15,021
I'm�a�wardrobe�stylist.
106
00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,890
Events,�print�ads,
film�premieres.
107
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I'm�currently�working
my�way�through�the�entire
108
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Criterion�Collection.
109
00:04:21,694 --> 00:04:23,663
I'd�love�to�know
your�favourites.
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Yeah,�um...
111
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Back�to,�um...�So...
112
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On�your�own,
this�would�be�tough,
113
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but�as�a�couple...
114
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- Oh,�we're�not�a�couple.
- We're�best�friends.
115
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- We�live�together,�though.
- I�mean,�Anna�lives�with�me
116
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since�her�most�recent
very�bad�divorce.
117
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It�wasn't�that�bad.
118
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Anyway,�we�thought,
"Why�not�pool�our�resources
119
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and�get�into�the�market?"
120
00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:46,819
Makes�a�lot�of�sense
in�this�economy.
121
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Exactly.
122
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So�can�I�see�yours?
123
00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:52,358
Uh-huh...
124
00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:02,702
- This�is�a...
- This�is�your�resume.
125
00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:06,139
And�a�bank�statement.
126
00:05:06,205 --> 00:05:08,374
Okay,�and,�um...
127
00:05:09,108 --> 00:05:11,344
"Rosa�is�kind�and�warm-hearted,
128
00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:13,946
and�I�love�it�when�she�reads
to�me�and�rubs�my�feet."
129
00:05:14,013 --> 00:05:16,916
- What�is�this?
- Some�assessments�of�my�work.
130
00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,051
No,�Rosa,
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00:05:18,117 --> 00:05:21,454
I�said,�"Notice�of�assessments"
from�your�taxes.
132
00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:24,057
Have�you�filed�your�taxes?
133
00:05:24,123 --> 00:05:26,926
Um,�it's�been�a�few�years.
134
00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,095
- A�few?
- Seven...
135
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Nine...�Ever...
136
00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:33,266
But�I�am�on�it�now.
137
00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,634
I'm�ready.
138
00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:37,136
Hmm,�okay,�you're�ready!
139
00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:38,871
Alright,�so...
140
00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:41,607
- You're�a...?
- Poet.
141
00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:42,709
And�a�personal�support�worker.
142
00:05:42,775 --> 00:05:44,844
Rosa's�amazing
with�old�people.
143
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Elderly.�We�don't
say�"old"�anymore.
144
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Full-time?
145
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Sort�of.
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I�also,�I�need�time�to�write.
147
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Okay,�yeah...�Uh...
148
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I'm�sorry.�I�don't
think�I�can�make�this�work.
149
00:05:59,258 --> 00:06:01,728
- What?
- You�have�no�other�holdings.
150
00:06:01,794 --> 00:06:03,663
A�bare�minimum�down�payment.
151
00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:05,932
How�would�you�cover
closing�costs
152
00:06:05,998 --> 00:06:08,468
or�taxes�and�escrow?
153
00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:09,902
Maybe�you�should�just�rent.
154
00:06:09,969 --> 00:06:12,271
But�we're�hoping
to�start�a�family.
155
00:06:12,338 --> 00:06:14,707
We�need�security,
we�need�roots.
156
00:06:14,774 --> 00:06:16,409
Can�you�get�us�a�tiny�house?
157
00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:17,810
Not�the�tiny�houses�again.
158
00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,445
In�some�places,
five�people
159
00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:20,813
live�in�a�walk-in�closet.
160
00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,449
This�would�be�just�the�two�of�us
in�a�shipping�container.
161
00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:25,251
- Stop�it.
- We�just�need�a�starter.
162
00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:27,754
You�know,�to�build�up
our�portfolio.
163
00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:28,921
Equity.
164
00:06:28,988 --> 00:06:30,957
We�need�a�nest.
165
00:06:31,023 --> 00:06:32,925
Please,�help�us.
166
00:06:34,026 --> 00:06:36,963
I�mean,�if�you're�willing
to�go�low,�like,
167
00:06:37,029 --> 00:06:38,898
400�square�feet...
168
00:06:39,532 --> 00:06:41,367
- We�are.
- We�are?
169
00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:43,035
Well,�then�get�me
your�tax�returns
170
00:06:43,102 --> 00:06:44,637
as�soon�as�possible.
171
00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:46,439
And�I'll�do�my�best.
172
00:06:46,506 --> 00:06:48,708
- Thank�you.
- You�won't�regret�this.
173
00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:52,011
Mmm.�Mm-hmm.�Okay.
174
00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:55,915
Oh.
175
00:06:56,849 --> 00:06:58,951
How�do�you�feel
about�being�a�father?
176
00:06:59,952 --> 00:07:00,953
Oh,�my�God.
177
00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:03,556
I'm�pretty�good
just�being�a�mortgage�broker.
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00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:07,427
Thanks.
179
00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,797
What?�He's�good�with�money,
likes�movies.
180
00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:13,132
Plus,�we've�had�no�good�matches
on�the�app,�yet.
181
00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:15,568
- It�takes�time!
- We�get�more�interest�every�day.
182
00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:18,337
- See?
- Hello,�Baby�Daddies.
183
00:07:18,404 --> 00:07:20,239
- Did�you�reply?
- Should�I�reply?
184
00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:22,742
- Let�me�hold�it!
- No�apps�for�you!
185
00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:24,677
- You�spiral.
- Fine.
186
00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:26,412
But�don't�be�too�keen.�Be�cool.
187
00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:27,580
We�don't�want
to�seem�desperate.
188
00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:29,048
Says�the�woman
who�just�propositioned
189
00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,216
our�mortgage�broker.
190
00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,751
Again,�good�with�money,
191
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likes�movies,�very�athletic.
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