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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,072 --> 00:00:08,008 dI�was�putting�on�my�raincoat d 2 00:00:08,074 --> 00:00:10,276 dWhen�I�saw�myself�again d 3 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:11,945 dI�was�thinking�about how�I�felt d 4 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,414 dWhen�you�fooled my�heart�again d 5 00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:15,949 dWhen�your�love's�not a�shelter d 6 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:19,686 dAnd�you�get�caught in�the�rain dd 7 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:26,726 So,�how�would�we�do�this? 8 00:00:26,793 --> 00:00:28,094 I�love�that�question. 9 00:00:28,161 --> 00:00:29,863 Do�you�mind�logistically? 10 00:00:29,929 --> 00:00:31,331 More�physically. 11 00:00:31,398 --> 00:00:32,632 We�believe in�skin�on�skin. 12 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:35,502 Eye�contact�building, secure�attachment. 13 00:00:35,568 --> 00:00:37,971 - What�is�it�we�like? - The�"seal?" 14 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,973 - Oh,�the�"Dolphin." - Firm�but�flexible. 15 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,409 We're�not�into�lawn�mowering. 16 00:00:42,475 --> 00:00:44,411 - I�don't�know�what�that�is. - Or�helicoptering. 17 00:00:44,477 --> 00:00:47,280 - Oh,�right! - Is�that�where�you�would... 18 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,450 There�has�to�be�room to�breathe. 19 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:53,486 Oh,�I'm�not�into asphyxiation. 20 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:55,688 More�free-range. 21 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:57,757 That�sounds...�so�organic. 22 00:00:57,824 --> 00:01:00,894 - Exactly. - I�can�be�a�tiger. 23 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:02,996 Wow.�Great. 24 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,697 Well,�protection is�everything. 25 00:01:04,764 --> 00:01:05,899 Especially,�in�the�beginning. 26 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:08,568 Yeah,�we�have to�use�protection. 27 00:01:08,635 --> 00:01:09,502 What? 28 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:11,271 I�can't�wait to�all�sleep�together. 29 00:01:11,337 --> 00:01:14,240 Me�too. 30 00:01:14,774 --> 00:01:18,745 - No. - Us�and�the�babies. 31 00:01:19,212 --> 00:01:20,380 What�babies? 32 00:01:20,447 --> 00:01:22,148 The�babies�that�we... 33 00:01:22,215 --> 00:01:24,217 we�both�want�to�get pregnant�at�the�same�time. 34 00:01:24,284 --> 00:01:26,019 But�we�wouldn't�with�you, do�the... 35 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,821 - No,�you�would... - in�a�cup�and�then... 36 00:01:27,887 --> 00:01:30,557 I'm�so�confused. 37 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:32,392 Did�you�not�put�this on�our�profile? 38 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:35,562 This�was�definitely not�on�your�profile. 39 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:37,497 Rosa's�not�great with�technology. 40 00:01:37,564 --> 00:01:39,466 Oh,�I�take�that as�a�compliment. 41 00:01:39,532 --> 00:01:42,569 - We're�best�friends. - We�met�when�we�were�15? 42 00:01:42,635 --> 00:01:44,671 Yeah,�when�we�worked in�that�bathing�suit�store. 43 00:01:44,737 --> 00:01:46,339 Oh,�he�doesn't�need to�know�that. 44 00:01:46,406 --> 00:01:47,540 The�owner�would�make�us 45 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:49,375 try�on�the�bikinis just�to,�you�know, 46 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:50,610 like,�see�how�they�fit. 47 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:52,045 And�then�he�would take�our�picture-- 48 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,246 - Stop,�stop! - And�then... 49 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:54,948 - Anyhow... - In�retrospect, 50 00:01:55,014 --> 00:01:56,082 it�was�very�wrong. 51 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:57,250 We�bonded, 52 00:01:57,317 --> 00:01:58,885 and�we've�been�best�friends ever�since. 53 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,386 Now,�we're�both recently�single. 54 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:01,921 Out�of�some�bad�relationships. 55 00:02:01,988 --> 00:02:03,556 The�point�is... 56 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,258 we�both�always wanted�to�be�mothers, 57 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:07,127 but�we�don't�want to�do�it�alone. 58 00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:08,394 We�love�each�other. 59 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:09,996 You�know,�but�time�is�ticking 60 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:11,664 so�why�not�do�it�together? 61 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:13,266 But�adoption is�super�complicated. 62 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:15,368 - And�buying�sperm�is... - We�don't�want�that. 63 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:17,637 - Because... - We�want�a�dad�in�the�picture. 64 00:02:17,704 --> 00:02:19,806 - You'd�be�very�much�involved. - Definitely. 65 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:22,842 But�we�can't�have�actual�sex with�you�because... 66 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:24,677 It�can�get�complicated. 67 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:27,313 So... 68 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:30,216 Why�are�you�on a�threesome�app? 69 00:02:35,021 --> 00:02:37,423 Why�are�we on�a�threesome�app? 70 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:40,493 Are�we? 71 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,897 That�is�definitely not�a�co-parenting�app. 72 00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:44,964 No. 73 00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:46,766 You�put�"looking�for�daddy" 74 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:47,967 on�a�threesome�app? 75 00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:49,169 Well,�because�we�are. 76 00:02:49,235 --> 00:02:51,271 We�are�looking�for�daddy. 77 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:05,518 Did�you�bring�everything? 78 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:08,254 For�the�third�time,�yes. 79 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:10,156 After�that�debacle with�the�co-parenting�app, 80 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:11,658 you�can't�really�blame�me for�worrying. 81 00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:13,426 Well,�that�was�kind of�your�fault,�though. 82 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:15,261 - How�is�that�my�fault? - Well,�if�you�weren't 83 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:17,597 in�recovery�from your�dating�app�addiction, 84 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:19,098 you�would've�put�us�on�the�app. 85 00:03:19,165 --> 00:03:20,800 And�none�of�that would've�happened. 86 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,302 Shh,�he's�coming. 87 00:03:26,339 --> 00:03:29,709 - Sorry�about�the�sweat. - I'm�training�for�a�triathlon. 88 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:32,912 Cycling's�my�weakest. 89 00:03:36,449 --> 00:03:38,651 You're�so�athletic. 90 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:44,490 So... 91 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,859 A�mortgage, I'm�excited�to�help�you 92 00:03:46,926 --> 00:03:47,927 take�this�next�step. 93 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:49,929 Us,�too.�Very. 94 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:51,564 So�let's�start with�your�assets. 95 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:53,466 Anna�has�more�assets than�I�do. 96 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:56,836 - Don't�sell�yourself�short. - Rosa�also�has�assets. 97 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,338 Not�really. 98 00:03:58,404 --> 00:03:59,872 Did�you�bring�everything? 99 00:03:59,939 --> 00:04:02,208 My�last�two�tax�returns, 100 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:05,111 my�bank�statement, my�credit�card�statement. 101 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:07,146 - I�also�have�some�savings. - Rosa�does�too. 102 00:04:07,213 --> 00:04:08,781 We�could�pool�together about�80k. 103 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:11,985 That's�pretty�low for�this�city,�but,�um,�okay. 104 00:04:12,051 --> 00:04:13,286 Uh,�are�you�freelance? 105 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:15,021 I'm�a�wardrobe�stylist. 106 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,890 Events,�print�ads, film�premieres. 107 00:04:17,957 --> 00:04:20,093 I'm�currently�working my�way�through�the�entire 108 00:04:20,159 --> 00:04:21,628 Criterion�Collection. 109 00:04:21,694 --> 00:04:23,663 I'd�love�to�know your�favourites. 110 00:04:24,697 --> 00:04:25,932 Yeah,�um... 111 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:30,303 Back�to,�um...�So... 112 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:31,971 On�your�own, this�would�be�tough, 113 00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:33,439 but�as�a�couple... 114 00:04:33,506 --> 00:04:35,742 - Oh,�we're�not�a�couple. - We're�best�friends. 115 00:04:35,808 --> 00:04:38,111 - We�live�together,�though. - I�mean,�Anna�lives�with�me 116 00:04:38,177 --> 00:04:39,846 since�her�most�recent very�bad�divorce. 117 00:04:39,912 --> 00:04:41,014 It�wasn't�that�bad. 118 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,049 Anyway,�we�thought, "Why�not�pool�our�resources 119 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,384 and�get�into�the�market?" 120 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:46,819 Makes�a�lot�of�sense in�this�economy. 121 00:04:46,886 --> 00:04:48,788 Exactly. 122 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:50,790 So�can�I�see�yours? 123 00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:52,358 Uh-huh... 124 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:02,702 - This�is�a... - This�is�your�resume. 125 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:06,139 And�a�bank�statement. 126 00:05:06,205 --> 00:05:08,374 Okay,�and,�um... 127 00:05:09,108 --> 00:05:11,344 "Rosa�is�kind�and�warm-hearted, 128 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:13,946 and�I�love�it�when�she�reads to�me�and�rubs�my�feet." 129 00:05:14,013 --> 00:05:16,916 - What�is�this? - Some�assessments�of�my�work. 130 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,051 No,�Rosa, 131 00:05:18,117 --> 00:05:21,454 I�said,�"Notice�of�assessments" from�your�taxes. 132 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:24,057 Have�you�filed�your�taxes? 133 00:05:24,123 --> 00:05:26,926 Um,�it's�been�a�few�years. 134 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,095 - A�few? - Seven... 135 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,164 Nine...�Ever... 136 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:33,266 But�I�am�on�it�now. 137 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,634 I'm�ready. 138 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:37,136 Hmm,�okay,�you're�ready! 139 00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:38,871 Alright,�so... 140 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:41,607 - You're�a...? - Poet. 141 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:42,709 And�a�personal�support�worker. 142 00:05:42,775 --> 00:05:44,844 Rosa's�amazing with�old�people. 143 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:47,380 Elderly.�We�don't say�"old"�anymore. 144 00:05:47,447 --> 00:05:48,815 Full-time? 145 00:05:48,881 --> 00:05:50,083 Sort�of. 146 00:05:50,149 --> 00:05:52,652 I�also,�I�need�time�to�write. 147 00:05:53,252 --> 00:05:55,955 Okay,�yeah...�Uh... 148 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:59,192 I'm�sorry.�I�don't think�I�can�make�this�work. 149 00:05:59,258 --> 00:06:01,728 - What? - You�have�no�other�holdings. 150 00:06:01,794 --> 00:06:03,663 A�bare�minimum�down�payment. 151 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:05,932 How�would�you�cover closing�costs 152 00:06:05,998 --> 00:06:08,468 or�taxes�and�escrow? 153 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:09,902 Maybe�you�should�just�rent. 154 00:06:09,969 --> 00:06:12,271 But�we're�hoping to�start�a�family. 155 00:06:12,338 --> 00:06:14,707 We�need�security, we�need�roots. 156 00:06:14,774 --> 00:06:16,409 Can�you�get�us�a�tiny�house? 157 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:17,810 Not�the�tiny�houses�again. 158 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,445 In�some�places, five�people 159 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:20,813 live�in�a�walk-in�closet. 160 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,449 This�would�be�just�the�two�of�us in�a�shipping�container. 161 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:25,251 - Stop�it. - We�just�need�a�starter. 162 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:27,754 You�know,�to�build�up our�portfolio. 163 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:28,921 Equity. 164 00:06:28,988 --> 00:06:30,957 We�need�a�nest. 165 00:06:31,023 --> 00:06:32,925 Please,�help�us. 166 00:06:34,026 --> 00:06:36,963 I�mean,�if�you're�willing to�go�low,�like, 167 00:06:37,029 --> 00:06:38,898 400�square�feet... 168 00:06:39,532 --> 00:06:41,367 - We�are. - We�are? 169 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:43,035 Well,�then�get�me your�tax�returns 170 00:06:43,102 --> 00:06:44,637 as�soon�as�possible. 171 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:46,439 And�I'll�do�my�best. 172 00:06:46,506 --> 00:06:48,708 - Thank�you. - You�won't�regret�this. 173 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:52,011 Mmm.�Mm-hmm.�Okay. 174 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:55,915 Oh. 175 00:06:56,849 --> 00:06:58,951 How�do�you�feel about�being�a�father? 176 00:06:59,952 --> 00:07:00,953 Oh,�my�God. 177 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:03,556 I'm�pretty�good just�being�a�mortgage�broker. 178 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:07,427 Thanks. 179 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,797 What?�He's�good�with�money, likes�movies. 180 00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:13,132 Plus,�we've�had�no�good�matches on�the�app,�yet. 181 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:15,568 - It�takes�time! - We�get�more�interest�every�day. 182 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:18,337 - See? - Hello,�Baby�Daddies. 183 00:07:18,404 --> 00:07:20,239 - Did�you�reply? - Should�I�reply? 184 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:22,742 - Let�me�hold�it! - No�apps�for�you! 185 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:24,677 - You�spiral. - Fine. 186 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:26,412 But�don't�be�too�keen.�Be�cool. 187 00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:27,580 We�don't�want to�seem�desperate. 188 00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:29,048 Says�the�woman who�just�propositioned 189 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,216 our�mortgage�broker. 190 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,751 Again,�good�with�money, 191 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:33,920 likes�movies,�very�athletic. 192 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:40,920 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 14664

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