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I have an 80% chance
of getting alzheimer's?

Have you been feeling
other symptoms lately?

Sometimes i feel
a little foggy.

I don't seem
to always get things.

We all know it,
we laugh it off,

We say,
"isn't the mad cow cute?"

At what point do we all admit
the man needs help?

-The firm is going broke?
-We may have to shut our doors.

Did i know this
and forget?

You've been almost like
a big sister to me.

If you knew
this crazy catherine piper...

do you think
they considered me sane?

If only they could know you
like i do.

Hello, dear.

May i help you?

Yeah, i'm looking
for a lawyer.

Uh, yes,
i suspected as much.

You're in a law firm.

Uh, what have you done, dear?

Well, i, uh, i got
into harvard, and then--

A pretty little thing like you?
Oh, please.

Who'd we do, sweetheart?

Then they rescinded
my admission,

And now i would like
to sue them.

Of course you would.

Um, katie, be a dear
and help this young lady.

Uh, katie will
help you, dear.

Why don't we go
to the conference room?

Okey.

Hello.

Who are you?

Uh, i'm catherine, honey. D--

Who are you?

Carl sack.
May i help you?

I doubt it.
Uh, you strike me as pushy.

May i ask,

And i think i may,
being, uh, a senior partner,

Just wh-What...
what are you doing here?

I work here, dear.

You work here?

Yes, dear.
Who hired you?

Shirley schmidt did, dear.
She's my older sister.

I think if shirley schmidt
had hired you,

-She would've told me.
-Really?

Does she
tell you everything?

Did she tell you she went
to cabo for the week?

She did,

And she left me
a contact number...

if you can imagine.

Well, that's lovely.

Did she tell you her calls

Were being forwarded
to her younger sister?

Hello.
Who's calling, please?

Is it the pushy man?

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Okay, denny,
i want you to count backwards

By sevens from a hundred.

Why?

It's just a test.

100.

93.

Uh, 86.

81.

75.

4--4, i meant to say.

4. Uh, 1984,
like the orwell--

74.

Who the hell wrote that?

No, no, you were down to
74 not 84.

W-Whatever.

Continue, please.

74.

67.

Hell of year--'67.
The sox won the pennant.

Jimmy lonborg pitched
a 2-Hitter second game,

And yaz plunked two out.
Hell of a game.

Who pitched the first game
of tt world series?

Jose santiago against, uh,
bob gibson.

Gibson pitched, uh, three times,
won the series.

Who's the best pitcher
for the sox this year?

Don't tell me. Uh... uh...
josh pecker.

Hell of a pitcher, pecker.

Who's the best hitter?

Uh, that's, uh, that black guy--
Uh, the, um--

Ortiz. David ortiz.

He's half black, half mexican,
half dominican.

Who's the president
of the united states?

Barack obama.

He's half hawaiian, half kenyan
half black and half,

Uh, halle berry.

It has progressed.

Last year,
we were at stage,

Which is basically
mild cognitive decline.

Now it's more like stage 4,
which is moderate.

Talk to me like i'm
in the room, would you?

I am.

You remember yesterday
very well,

But forming new memories
is obviously more difficult.

Cut to the punch line.

You're in the early stages
of alzheimer's.

We're not talking about
precursor's anymore.

It's here.

Academic doping?

Yeah. You find a friend
with a prescription

For ritalin or adderall,

And you pop some pills to help study
and stay focused the day of the s.A.T.

-And you did this?
-Yeah. It's not illegal.

And how'd you do
on the s.A.T.?

I got a perfect score.

And i was accepted
to harvard...

which is fairly newsworthy

Given i went to your average
small-Town public school.

I did an interview
with the local paper...

where i was quoted as saying

Ritalin was a godsend
when it came to test taking.

And that sparked a whole debate
in the comments section--

Is it ethical, is it not--

And the boston papers
picked it up,

And suddenly i'm in the middle
of this controversy

That harvard wants no part of,

So they rescind
my offer of admission.

Well, i believe taking
a controlled substance

Without a prescription
actually is illegal.

No, it's a study aid,

Just one step above
potent coffee.

So what would you
like us to do?

Get me reinstated
at harvard.

I didn't do anything
to deserve this.

I mean,
they're singling me out,

And now
no school will take me.

Where are your parents
with all this?

Beyond devastated.

It was their dream to see
their little girl go to harvard.

I have to fix this.

I screwed it up...

and i have to fix this.

What are you doing
at my desk?

Oh. Oh. I-I was just
straightening up.

That's what assistants do.

You're not my assistant.

Yes, i am, dear.

No, i have an as--
Where is she?

-Oh, francine?
-Mm.

-I fired her.
-You--

Too pretty, too young--
She's a distraction.

All right,
i'm calling security.

Look, honey, you sure
you want to make trouble

For shirley's sister?

-I mean, after all--
-Your name is catherine piper.

You were fired for, among
other things, being psychotic.

I also have cancer, dear.

There. It's out.

I am desperate
for a distraction,

Anything to occupy myself
while...

I'm sorry. I didn't come here
to indulge...

you have cancer?

Not really, but i could
get some if you'd like.

Oh, 9-1-1.

Look, if i could just
work here on a temporary--

Oh, sorry.
(The practice's themed music)

9-1-1.

What's the emergency?

How did...

i'm afraid they said no.

But...

did you point out

I didn't actually violate
any policy or--

They're citing honesty,
moral character.

Uh, everybody's doing it.

-I realize that, but--
-But you went public, margie.

We can take it to court,

But i wouldn't expect
to be successful.

Oh, we--We have to try.

I have geared my whole life
toward going to harvard.

I just...

i need to try.

Please.

I don't know, jerry.

You say she didn't have
a prescription.

All the kids
are doing this, alan--

Geing it
without prescriptions.

Well, that's not much
of an argument.

You could argue that rescinding
her admission is arbitrary

Since they have
no official policy.

Oh, alan.
Um, hey, jerry.

Alan, there's a drug--

It's called, uh, dimebolin,
something like that--

And i want it.
My doctor won't give it to me.

It's from russia.
It stems off alzheimer's.

Denny, slow down.
I can't at the moment.

I've taken
a little too much adderall.

Adderall?

See? That's what margie takes,
that and ritalin.

Ritalin. I love ritalin.

Denny, what did we agree on
regarding your medicines?

I would be in charge.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but i'm
the one with the alzheimer's.

I'll take what i want,
and right now, i want dimebolin.

And you've gotta
help me get it.

You okay, jerry?

Academic doping...

it has such a stigma to it.

What about emotional doping?

What do you mean?

That's what i do--
Emotional doping.

I take
my little helpers to...

do you think
it reflects poorly

On my moral character?

No.

What's the difference?

Well, your medication
is prescribed for one thing.

Mostly.

And second, you have a specific,
diagnosed condition, jerry--

Asperger's syndrome.

Three years ago, you couldn't
even make eye contact.

I take pills
that affect my brain

To help me perform better.

Jerry,
i'm the first one to say

We have
an overmedicated society.

We've got 3 year olds
on antipsychotics.

People who don't even have
high cholesterol take statins.

People take sleep aids
when maybe they should just

Read a book or masturbate.

I-It's out of control.

But that's not to say that many
drugs don't do a lot of good.

They save lives.

People need drugs like insulin
or blood pressure medicine

To simply
maintain their health.

And drugs help some people
to live normal, productive lives

Who might otherwise not.

You fall into that category.

Popping pills to...

Get better s.A.T. Scores--

That's...
something different.

You are not working here,
catherine.

That much has been decided.

Well, then what are
we doing in your office,

Behind closed doors...

where you could
sexually ravage me

With no witnesses
to say it didn't happen?

We're here because i'm told
you're a friend of alan's.

And as a courtesy to him
and you,

I thought
i would at least give you

An opportunity to explain
why you're doing this.

I'm doing it because i'm old

And i'm bored.

All my friends are dead.

It's not like
i could go skiing

Or--Or mountain climbing or...

honestly, a-Assuming i were
qualified to be your assistant,

Uh, would you
employ somebody my age?

Probably not.

I didn't think so.

I got that on tape, dear.

Now i can e you
for age discrimination.

Best you keep me on,
avoid the controversy.

Get out, catherine.

I didn't cheat.
I took medicine

To help my brain function
at its highest level.

You didn't have a prescription
for the medication.

A dozen faculty members
at cambridge university

Admit to taking
unprescribed adderall

To improve their own
academic performance,

But nobody's expelling them.

They're claiming it shows
poor moral character.

And i reject that.

Helicopter pilots take prescription
stimulants to stay alert.

Medical interns take
drugs for narcolepsy

So that they can work all night.

Should we indict
all of them as well?

All they've done is use
a pharmacological tool

So that they could do
their work more effectively.

Certainly you're aware

That harvard has
extremely high standards.

Of course.

John f. Kennedy was a graduate.

As was the unabomber.

-F.D.R.
-Hitler's foreign press secretary.

Numerous literary figures--

Emerson, thoreau--

And the cardinal archbishop

Who shielded child molesters
from prosecution.

For faculty,

You had timothy leary
and his l.S.D. Experiments--

Ms. Coggins, do you want
to go to harvard or not?

Yeah, i do...

desperately.

My point is...
harvard's not perfect,

But neither am i.

But at every opportunity,

I endeavor to be the best
possible version of myself.

And that's all i was doing
by taking ritalin.

The early trials
have been encouraging.

It's in
the stage 3 trials now.

I want it.

Well, you can't have it.

Why not?

Because it's not
f.D.A. Approved.

-This drug is a long way--
-I don't care.

Mr. Crane, i'm not allowed
to prescribe this medication.

And even if i were and did,
you still couldn't get it

-Since it hasn't been--
-How long before

It's available to the public?

My guess is at least two years,
probably three.

-The f.D.A. Hasn't even analyzed
-I-I'll--I'll be dead

-The data of the trials--
-In three years.

Where's the drug?
Who's got it?

Well, pfizer just bought
the rights,

But nobody can just say,
"okay, i'll give it to you."

It would be illegal to do so

Unless you get yourself
enrolled in a clinical trial,

But i think it's fully booked.

Let's be fair.

It's not just the s.A.T.
That gets a person admitted.

Of course not.

Margie, in fact, is also
a national merit finalist,

Captain of her swim team,
class valedictorian.

We get applications

From thousands
of national merit finalists,

Thousands of captains
and thousands of valedictorians.

But this one,
you offered admission.

Yes, until she admitted she had
used brain enhancent drugs.

As do thousands
of other students.

Do you have a way
to weed all of them

Out of your applicant pool?

No.

And there's actually
no policy at harvard

Explicitly forbidding
what you term "academic doping,"

-Is there?
-I think in future--

So you intend to enforce
future rules against her.

Do you think that's fair?

We consider her actions
to be immoral,

And we reserve our right

To make our admissions decisions
accordingly.

I've decided not to sue you.

How sweet.

Listen,

Th-That part about me being desperate
for a distraction,

That was true.

It isn't fair, carl.

I have my health

A-And my mind
is as sharp as--As...

well, you people come up
with all this medicine

To--To--To keep us alive,

Even thrive,

And you don't know
what to do with us.

I was thinking...
if i were to come up

With something
i could sue for,

Something legitimate,

And it could
make the firm money--

Uh... i suppose

If you had
a legitimate cause of action,

Then we would--

Drugs.

Uh, okay, they make them
too expensive,

-While in canada, you can--
-No.

Inflation.

Uh, our social security
payments

-Don't keep pace--
-No.

Oh. Look, some jobs still have
a mandatory retirement age.

No.

These are all legitimate.

Catherine,
you have to have standing.

It has to
directly impact you,

Harm you.

Look how insensitive
you're being.

Th-This is exactly
the problem.

We're just shoved aside
as a nuisance.

I can't even watch
television shows, for god sake,

Because the networks
consider me irrelevant.

You'd think they don't program
for anybody over 50.

Is it any wonder

I'm out knocking over
convenience stores?

You actually
may have something there.

The networks--

They're supposed
to serve the public.

Okay, catherine...

we'll take that case.

Really?

I'm over 50 myself...

and i want something to watch.

How we doing?

Fine.

I got a hearing
before judge peyton tomorrow.

We'll take our best shot.

Shirley's at the fat farm.
You hear?

Why? She's not fat.

You know brides.

They like to get all skinny
before the wedding.

It's all about
how they look in their dress.

You know the best part
of having, uh... mad cow?

Sometimes...

not often...

i think
we're still together.

As delusions go,
it's one of the better ones.

You gonna be okay, denny,
attending her wedding?

Yeah. Well...

what i'm not okay with is...

sitting on my ass
while my brain rots.

I have a big problem
with that, though.

We go before judge peyton
in the morning.

Yeah, you told me.

You gonna stay here
all night, jerry?

It's not even clear

Those drugs gave her
all that much of an advantage.

She scored 99th percentile
on the practice test,

Which she took
without the drugs.

Jerry, she cheated.
Let's not kid ourselves.

Most kids
get a bigger advantage

By taking
the s.A.T. Prep program.

They actually can boost scores
by 150 points.

Those programs are legitimate.

And not affordable
to kids like margie.

Let's face it, katie.

The rich have such a leg up
in this college racket.

According to one chancellor,
in ivy league schools,

Poor applicants really only
get a shot at 40% of the slots.

The rest are reserved
for families of privilege.

But jerry, you cannot be
a fan of academic doping.

I'm just saying...

life isn't
an even playing field,

And for those who are...

weaker than...

meaning you?

Jerry, you're not weaker than.
You have asperger's.

You have no idea
how afraid i am

To leave my apartment.

Every day...

every morning,

I actually wonder, will i
get out the door or not?

It seems you win
that battle every day.

Yeah... on drugs.

You can't sue the networks.

The airwaves, judge, are
a public trust, at least as far

As the broadcast networks
are concerned.

-That's why they're regulated.
-It's still a business.

I mean, bungee jumping
might be regulated.

Are you saying
that those outfits

Would have a duty
to service the elderly?

No, that would be unreasonable.

But to require a broadcaster
to program for everybody isn't.

Mr. Suck.

Sack.

Your honor,
there may have been a time

When it made practical business
sense to exclude the old,

But not today.

Americans over 50 make up
the fastest growing market.

It's about money,
not how many--

Really? Gee. I would've
never guessed that.

The baby boomers,
now all over 50,

Earn $2 trillion
in annual income.

That's trillion.

Madison avenue is after
the discretionary spender.

Yes, and people over 50
account for half of that, too.

Choose your statistic.
Go ahead. I've got you.

We've got more money.
We spend more money.

We watch more television,
go to more movies.

We buy more cds
than young people do,

And yet we're the focus of less
than 10% of the advertising.

All the networks want to do
is skew younger.

Kid shows for kids.

You know, the only show
unafraid to have its stars over 50 is "b"--

Gee, i can't say it.
It would, um, break the wall.

Oh, mr. Suck.
It's still sack.

I can't tell the networks
what shows to make.

No, but yocan order them
not to discriminate.

What they're doing intentionally
excludes a class of society.

That's bigotry.

You know, we should be able to
turn on our damn televisions

And see something

Other than reality shows
aimed at fourth graders,

Games shows aimed at those

Slightly smarter
than fifth graders

And scripted shows

With dim-Witted,
sex-Crazed 20-Somethings

Running around in suits
or doctor scrubs.

Old people,
the ones with intelligence,

Don't want to watch that crap.
We're fed up!

You know, the networks might
think we're dead, but we're not.

We're very much alive
with working brains.

Give us something to watch,
damn it!

You ready, denny?

Denny?

What's wrong?

I must have nodded off.

I was...

dreaming about shirley.

We were on a bench.

She asked me to marry her.

What a dream.

Were my eyes closed
when you came in?

Yeah.

You must have nodded off.

You ready?

We're due in court.

Mr.Shore, the supreme court
already ruled on this very issue.

No, they didn't, judge.

The supreme court, in fact,
refused to rule on it.

They couldn't be bothered
to even hear the case.

I'm sure if one of
their friends were dying,

We would've had
a different result.

Oh, come on.

Why can't mr. Crane
take the drug and simply assume

All the inherent risks
if he so chooses?

Because we don't
let people take drugs

While they're still
in the investigative stage,

And with good reason.

Think of
the potential for abuse.

Potential for abuse?

What's the downside?
He could die?

He's doing that anyway.

No, he isn't. He could live

-A long time with alzheimer's.
-Which could be worse.

And it's possible the disease
could take years to progress.

He could have many
healthy years while we--

There are all kinds
of possibilities and choices.

Why can't they belong
to the patient?

There is still so much

That is still so unknown
about dimebolin that--

Yes, and we'll assume
all of the risks.

-Do i ever get to speak?
-I'd prefer you didn't.

-We're wasting precious time.
-Mr. Shore,

I am a superior court judge.

I have to take my cues
from the appellate court.

On this issue,
the law is clear.

A patient,
even a dying patient,

Has no constitutional right
to experimental treatment.

Now do i agree with that
precedent? No, not really.

So this is what i will do--

I'll certify it to the
massachusetts supreme court.

Maybe they can find
the authority

To give you what you want.

We are adjourned.

So now what?

We go to
the state supreme court.

There's nine of them.

Let's hope that at least one
has a relative

Who has an incurable disease.

When was the last time
a pretty lady sat ne to you

And sucked on your ear lobe?

And don't count
the number of times

You had to pay for it.

How dare you?

I'm eating my lunch.

Oh, come on, sweetheart.
Throw an old lady a bone.

You are....

a shocking woman!

Look, judge, i know
this is--Is ex parte

Or some--Whatever, uh, uh,

Some latin term that means
i can't gum your body parts.

But why don't you just give me
something good to watch on tv?

I mean, the airwaves are
a public trust. Am i right?

Uh, catherine,
what are you doing?

She's trying
to suck on my ear.

That's what she's doing.

-Outrageous!
-Catherine,

Go inside the courthouse.

I'll meet you there. Now.

Ahem. I apologize, judge.

You ask me,

Your client already watches
too much television.

-Ah.
-And that smutty mouth.

Sex, sex, sex, sex.

That what you watch?

Silence!

Uh, well,
you know, judge,

In addition to there being
little for us to watch,

Most of it stinks,

And it's partly
this thing's fault.

What are you talking about?

Well, a lot of people are on it
while they're watching.

They no longer give television
their undivided attention.

We're either on the phone

Or we're texting
or on the internet.

So the producers,
they dumb down the plots,

Make it easier to keep up with
while their viewers multitask.

Really?

Kids nowadays watch an average
of three hours of television a day.

That's while being distracted.

People over 55,
we watch 6 hours a day.

And we really watch.

So why aren't they
programming for us?

You know, come on,
do these idiots a favor, judge.

Send these network bozos
a clue. Be a leader.

And we can't wait
for congress after all,

Because, well,
they're bozos, too.

These are their minds
they're messing with.

We don't even know
the long-Term damage.

Now obviously,

Short of requiring
urinalysis at the s.A.T.S,

We can't monitor who is
or isn't using,

But we can take a stand
against the ones

Who are brazen about it,

Who defend it
as acceptable and fair.

Simply put,
what margie coggins did

Was decidedly unfair.

It's cheating.

Not in keeping with the ideals
of harvard.

I got into harvard.

Most don't.

Harvard rejects
over 90% of its applicants.

That's 90% of
the best high school students.

The rest don't even
bother applying.

The problem is,

Every parent wants their kid
to go to harvard.

Parents push, nudge.
Some kick.

Look at the climate
we've created.

80% of honors

And advance-Placement
students cheat,

Not once or twice,
but on a regular basis.

She didn't.

She didn't get
the test answers ahead of time.

She didn't copy
her neighbor's paper.

She used her own brain.

Yes, she used a prescription stimulant
to stay focused and alert.

At least 30% of college students
admit to doing the same thing.

Not only are there currently
no laws against it,

There are currently no rules.

These kids grow up
in a pervasive drug culture.

We've got medications
not just to treat diseases,

But simply to help you
do things better,

Be it sex, urinating, digesting.

We've got some to boost energy,
others to help you sleep.

Better life,

More productive life
through chemistry.

The drug
we're talking about here

Is used off label by many
to boost brain power.

Personally...

i've tried medication
to help with my asperger's.

Some worked.

They made me
feel safer emotionally.

Should i not get that right?

Or are drugs for emotions okay,
but cognition, no?

Or should the rule be
for disorder, yes,

But enhancement, no?

Where do you draw that line?

She didn't have a prescription
for the ones she took.

True, but many kids do this.
She's no different.

-Except she got caught.
-She didn't get caught.

She was simply honest about it.

Honesty--That's the infraction

That's getting her bounced
on moral character grounds.

Hypocrisy might be
a better word.

What are you doing?

I'm giving the bride away,
remember?

-Oh.
-I'm practicing.

I want to get it right.

And she's gonna make
a magnificent bride...

for the seventh time.

Yeah.

Need something?

Denny, the massachusetts
supreme court,

They said no.

Oh, jeez.

Any appeal?

Well,
to the u.S. Supreme court,

But they've already refused to
hear this very argument, so...

so now what?

I'm not sure.

We can try to get you
into the clinical trials.

-We could go to russia.
-We could.

Or we could go to atlanta.

I hear the russians have
kinda taken over georgia,

-So we could go to atlanta.
-It's another georgia

That the russians
have gotten involved with--

Then we'll go
to the real russia.

They got
magnificent salmon streams

And no fish farms.

What a road trip.

Can you imagine you and me
on the loose in russia?

That would be something.
Go fly-Fishing with putin.

Look him in the eye,
see his soul.

Tell him to keep his big, ugly head
out of alaskan airspace.

Right after the wedding.

Off to russia.

All right.

I can't solve
the brain enhancement debate

With one ruling.

But in this case,

The plaintiff
didn't have a prescription.

What she did was illegal.

I am not ordering harvard
to reinstate her.

We're adjourned.

Wh-What do i do now?

What's this?

Well... this...

would be...
a-A lecture, i guess.

You said you geared
your whole life

Toward getting into harvard.

And now you think
it's the end of the world

That...

it's this very uber-Super-Comepititive
mentality that caused you

To take the pills in
the first place, margie, and--

Mr. Espenson,
you did get into harvard.

And it changed nothing.

I still popped,
purred, hopped.

I was still ridiculed.
Harvard didn't change it.

But i was so sure
law school would,

Because everybody
respects lawyers.

So i studied, studied,
made top of my class.

It changed nothing.

But i was positive
making partner would.

Well... guess what.

None of it
can give you self-Acceptance.

For that, you need--

A different ug?

Exactly. And--No. No!

For self-Acceptance, you need to go
to a far deeper, perhaps darker,

Certainly scarier place.

Your problem, margie,
is your priorities.

Harvard isn't going to give you
what's most important in life.

Trust me.

At first, i thought this case
was like every other case

Brought by this...
ridiculous law firm--

Ridiculous and outrageous.

But i can't ignore,

Ageism is one of the last
socially condoned bigotries.

And it is rampant in this
broadcast network business.

They consider those of us
over 50 to be irrelevant.

How is it possible

That we are not even
a part of the target demo

When we watch
the most television

And spend the most money?

My god,
there are 87 million of us,

And that number will grow
by 31 million more by 2020.

Are you really telling me
that it doesn't make sense

To make television shows
that we want to tch?

If i am to assume

That the industry is not run
by a bunch of idiots,

Then i can only conclude that
it's dominated by prejudice.

The case stands.

Adjourned.

Well, well, well.

Congratulations, catherine.

You know...

old people have
active sex lives, too.

My trailer or yours?

♪ you are ♪

♪ so beautiful ♪

♪ to me ♪

♪ you are ♪

♪ so beautiful ♪

♪ to me ♪

Denny.

Oh, hey...

carl.

Uh, i was, uh...

just practicing.

I-I want to
give her away right.

Listen, i, um...

i appreciate you being
such a...

well, a great sport
about this.

I know
that on some level, it--

What?!
Oh, my jiminy christmas!

Denny! Denny! We're goin' back!
We're goin' back!

-We're goin' back!
-What are you talk--

The case! The case!
The case!

I just got off the phone
with the clerk's office.

-The massachusetts--
-Slow down.

-We're on our way!
-R-Russia?

-Not russia.
-Atlanta?

No, washington!
The massachusetts supreme court,

On their own initiative,

Petitioned
the u.S. Supreme court.

This time,
they agreed to hear it.

Hear what?

-Our case!
-What?!

-We're going back to the supreme court!
-When?

-Next week.
-Next week?

-Next week!
-Oh!

Supreme court!
Supreme court! Supreme court!

Sorry, carl.
Don't mean to exclude you.

Supreme court! Supreme court!
Supreme court! Supreme court!

Working late again?

It's a myth the workload drops
when you make partner.

Get out while you still can.

Jerry,
can i say something?

Your comment about you
being weaker than...

i've been thinking about it,
and i disagree.

I quite think you might be

The bravest person
i've ever met.

Why?

Just the way you take on your
various challenges every day.

There aren't many men
like you, jerry.

Thanks.

How about
we go for a drink?

We had a good day.

We actually lost, come to think
of it.All the more reason.

-Shall we?
-As colleagues?

Jerry,
let's go for a drink.

I'll meet you
by the elevator?

Do you think
the supreme court,

When they agreed
to take this case,

Knew it was us?

I don't know.

Maybe they want a rematch.

Ha! You'll kick
their asses again.

They'll have to
bring in more justices.

I thinkn they're only
allowed the nine.

Hey, maybe i'll retire
after this.

-Don't be ridiculous.
-Well, what better way to go out?

My last case--In front
of the supreme court.

Now there's a finale, alan.
They should put it on tv.

We'd get ratings.
If they promoted us,

Of course, i think there's
a law against promoting us.

Seems to be.

What would you do if you
retired, denny, seriously?

Fish.

Every day?

Not every day.
I'd have sex some days.

Maybe i should invite
ruth bader ginsburg

To come
to nimmo bay with me.

What about me?

You can borrow magazines
from clarence thomas.

Oh, won't they be so happy
to see us again?

-The rematch.
-The rematch.

-Grand finale.
-Special 9:00 start time.

I made
another decision today.

Which is?

I'm not dying.

I like that idea.

I'm gonna get my hands on
this drug one way or another.

Hell, this is america.
If we have to, we'll--

Bribe.

Damn right.

And even if i fail,

They say if you keep
getting excited about life,

The blood rushes
to your brain better.

I'll love life, alan,

Even if it kills me.

I'll fish,
i'll be with you.

I'll love life, alan.

And next week,
i'll love life in washington

In front
of the supreme court.

And after that, i'll love it
in--In nimmo bay--

-With ruth bader ginsburg.
-She wants me.

I saw that.

Hey, maybe she persuaded them
to take this case.

To be closer to you.

Oh, ruthie, ruthie, ruthie.

Here we come.