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Buying a phone's a big deal.
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Think of how long
you'll have this thing.
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It's like buying a car or a bra.
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Eight years, man. (SNAPS) Ow.
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Hey, uh, sorry,
I was just checking your credit score,
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and I got this number
that's crazily low, so I'll try again.
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Don't bother. I'm sure it's right.
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-Seriously?
-Are you kidding me?
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250? You get 150 just for being alive.
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Hey, Mojan! He got a 250 credit score!
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Well, I guess the $40
I saved on that Gap card didn't pay off.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Do you have, like, a box of charity phones
you're sending to Africa?
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-Can he have one of those?
-MOJAN: Claire, Brendan,
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guy's got a 250 credit score.
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We're bringing everybody out?
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-Look at this.
-(LAUGHING)
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I've been doing this a long time.
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I've just never seen a score this low.
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Did you just wake up from a coma?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Who's that girl?
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Who's that girl?
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Who's that girl?
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Who's that girl?
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It's Jess!
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But you've always wanted a thing.
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This could be your thing,
the guy with no phone.
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Who is that guy?
I don't want to be that guy.
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No, it's like mysterious.
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It's like, "I want to call Nick Miller."
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"You can't, he doesn't have a phone."
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"What?"
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You can go all ghost protocol
on everyone.
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See, that's cool.
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I mean, I always wanted
to be a mole person.
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SHELBY: Schmidt,
you're the Michael Jordan of bar trivia.
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We were in the Greek mythology zone.
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I mean, you knew every question.
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SCHMIDT: Perseus, Icarus, Medusa.
Medeuce, deuce!
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(MEEKLY) Guys, you're shouting.
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You knew every answer.
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Like, what was the tiebreaker you got?
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Calvin Coolidge's birthplace?
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Little Plymouth Notch, son.
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Wow, I'm done with this.
Shelby, wanna...
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I mean, seriously,
how did you know that?
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How do you forget that?
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Answer, you don't.
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-Jar!
-SHELBY: Boom!
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-I'm gonna jar myself on that one.
-Okay.
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-He's like a trivia god.
-Girl, get up. Mmm-hmm.
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Winston, don't worry about it.
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It's your public school education.
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-You'll catch up.
-(DOOR SLAMS)
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Jar again.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, hi.
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Yeah, hi, I'm Russell Shiller,
Sarah's dad.
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-Oh, yes.
-We spoke on the phone.
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I'm Jessica Day.
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Did you just curtsy?
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I did, yes, I did.
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Is this a bad time?
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Nope, no, no,
I was just cleaning up
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from the sexual health class.
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I had to take condoms off 30 cucumbers.
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Condoms are harder
to take off than I thought.
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I know how to put them on,
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but I didn't know how to take them off.
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Someone else
has always done it for me.
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I'm sorry.
I just got off a flight from London.
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Maybe I'm a little out of it.
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(IMITATES BRITISH ACCENT) Oh, London.
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Did you have a busy sch...
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(IN BRITISH PRONUNCIATION) ...schedule?
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Did you have fun?
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No, I was advising a merger.
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Oh, fair enough.
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Um, you wanted to talk
to me about Sarah's art.
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So, this is one of the pieces she did.
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-Um...
-Oh.
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(CHUCKLES)
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JESS: That one's called, um,
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"At the mall with grandma."
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She made that in dream-cess,
which is where
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I let the kids have time
to create something.
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Sarah's gonna be opting out
of dream-cess from now on.
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She'll use that same time
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to review
her other schoolwork with a tutor.
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-Oh, did you talk to Sarah about this?
-Well, I don't need to.
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I want her to know fractions
before she goes to high school.
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-I follow the curriculum.
-My daughter is wearing dolls' heads
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around her neck, so whatever you're doing,
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keep it up.
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I talk to your daughter
every single day.
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Do you? Because hiring a tutor
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is not the same thing
as spending time with her.
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I'm her father, not her friend.
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I know what she needs.
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Give my best to Mrs. Monogamy.
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He's the third-largest donor in the city.
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We take his money and then
we have to answer to him?
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You're asking me
to give up my integrity?
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That's what I'm telling you to do.
Yes, we need his money.
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So, he pulls his donation.
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You know what?
I'll raise the money myself.
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I'll get a ragtag group of kids together.
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A lost soul, an orphan,
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a Jewish kid with a keyboard,
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a little slut who can dance,
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and one fatso,
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and I'll choreograph some dances,
and make a show.
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You did that already.
It's called the spring musical,
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and it literally brought in $60.
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Please don't make me apologize.
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You're gonna go to his office.
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You're gonna say
that you were wrong.
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Say you're never gonna
let the kids do anything creative
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ever again.
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From now on,
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your classroom is full-on North Korea.
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Math! Math! Math!
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Make sure he doesn't pull the donation.
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When he was yelling at you,
did do that little thing with his mouth?
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You know, that little smile thing?
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You know, like,
like where he goes, "Mmm?"
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That's really weird, Tanya.
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Apologize.
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Why'd you make me look stupid
in front of Shelby last night?
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Wait, what?
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Which of the five great lakes is located
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entirely in the United States?
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-Lake Erie?
-Yeah, if Lake Michigan didn't exist
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and we won a fictional U.S. Canada war.
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-Lake Michigan.
-Correct!
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(LAUGHS) Boom!
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Oh, you want me
to take a dive next time?
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-Take a dive?
-You know, like pretend like
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you know more than me
when Shelby's around,
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so it seems like you're smarter.
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You'd do the same thing for me
if I were the dumber one.
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Wow, so let me get this straight.
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You think because
you know a few facts about Princess Kate,
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-that makes you smarter than me?
-First of all,
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Kate is a duchess
and whip-smart by all accounts.
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Second of all, don't be so prideful.
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Look, there's nothing wrong
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with being the second-smartest
in the loft.
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You know what,
let me take that back.
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Jess is a teacher of children.
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You memorize facts.
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I can memorize facts.
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That doesn't make you smart.
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Okay, well, maybe,
but I'm definitely smarter than you.
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Whew! Glutes are done, my man.
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-(SIGHS)
-I'm gonna go to the stairwell,
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work on my calves.
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-Come with?
-Hell, no.
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You sure?
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I have to grovel. I hate groveling.
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I would have lasted two seconds
in the court of the Sun King.
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-I think about that all the time.
-You do?
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Do you know how much
I grovel on a daily basis?
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It is literally obscene.
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Come the weekend,
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I'm the one who's filling up my cart
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with Fila, Nautica, Impulse Fila,
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Hilfiger, CK,
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BR Leather Cuff, and more Fila.
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This is the problem, Jess.
It's rich people.
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We are right where they want us, Jess.
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-Just suckling on the teat of consumerism.
-Yeah.
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The exact reason I got rid of my phone.
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You were denied a cell phone
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because you have the credit
score of a homeless ghost.
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How I got here doesn't matter.
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You weigh more than your credit score.
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-I'm here now, and I'm loving it.
-JESS: Yeah.
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I'm the guy with no phone.
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I mean, right now,
I'm writing a letter to my friend, Kev,
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seeing if he wants to party
with me this Friday.
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"What up, Kev? You in?
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-"Nick Miller."
-Yeah, Nick,
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he might pull the funding from the school,
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-so I'm just a little...
-Blame your period.
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I've actually done this before.
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I mean, both parties knew
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that I was lying, (LAUGHS) obviously,
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but it didn't matter because they knew
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that I had utterly humiliated myself,
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and at the end of the day,
they respected that.
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I'm sorry, I just feel like
someone should suggest a simple apology.
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I know that's not where we're headed,
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but I'm just gonna go on record
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and say, I think you should apologize
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-like a human.
-JESS: No!
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No! I'm going with Nick
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'cause I don't think I have to apologize.
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NICK: Yeah, Jess,
so march into his office,
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and say, "Hey, Mr. Fancyman,
you can't tell me what to do.
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"Your money doesn't own me."
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And then throw away your phone.
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Yeah, I'm gonna throw my phone
into the fiery chasm
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-where he keeps his poor people.
-Actually, scratch that.
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My mom's got your number
in case of emergency.
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I want her to think
I can bring something to the table.
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I care about this girl, Elvin.
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I want her to be my girlfriend.
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She sees me, all she sees
is a part-time nanny, and that's...
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You are a part-time nanny.
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I want her to think I'm smart.
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What about fake glasses?
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It worked for me.
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Okay, okay, I'm on my way to his office,
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and I have a speech I wrote for Fancyman.
I want to practice it.
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Why are you listening to Nick?
It is a horrible idea.
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-Ghost protocol, man.
-You're using my phone.
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It's not ghost protocol.
It's you using my phone.
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This is a group call,
I'm just talking in my living room,
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and it happens to go into that box.
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Okay, I'm gonna start
with a quote against Social Darwinism,
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then a discussion of the Gilded Age,
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the robber barons, the Great Society,
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how we ended up with a huge
wealth disparity in this country,
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and I end with a bluegrass version
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of Public Enemy's Fight The Power.
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Bad finish.
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(ENGINE KNOCKING)
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What is that?
Are you driving a lawnmower?
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No, I just...
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-(DRIVERS YELLING)
-It's my car.
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NICK: Look, this is a great opportunity.
You need to ask yourself,
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where are you even going?
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SCHMIDT: Buy a new car.
NICK: You don't need a car.
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-(NICK AND SCHMIDT BICKERING)
-Oh, my car's stalled out.
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Can you guys come and help me push it?
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Yeah, we'll be down
in a few minutes. (SNORES)
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MAN: Can I help you?
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What? Oh, hi.
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Um,
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uh, Mr. Shiller, um...
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-How'd you know I was here?
-I was driving by and I saw you.
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My office is right here.
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Oh. Oh!
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What a coincidence. I had no idea.
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Weird.
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What's wrong with the car?
249
00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:52,908
Guy sounds like a matinee idol.
250
00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:54,409
Shut up, Schmidt.
251
00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:56,328
I'm just pushing it
to the nearest gas station.
252
00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:58,497
It's like, a mile away, so I'm fine.
253
00:08:58,580 --> 00:08:59,831
I know a guy, he'll be here in 10.
254
00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:02,125
Oh, no, Mr. Shiller.
255
00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,293
Russell.
256
00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:05,003
Mr. Shiller, I can take care of myself.
257
00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:07,089
It's how I was raised,
I wasn't raised with money,
258
00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,716
so when something broke,
we pretended it still worked.
259
00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,677
Some of my best memories
are pushing this car around
260
00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,095
on family vacations.
261
00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,930
-(PHONE CHIRPING)
-(CHUCKLES) Okay.
262
00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,183
Oh, yeah, tow truck's on the way.
263
00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:20,435
Look, that's very nice
and generous of you,
264
00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:23,480
but I really... (STAMMERS)
I mean, I need my car, and...
265
00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:25,732
Here, let me help you.
266
00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:27,985
Take mine.
267
00:09:28,527 --> 00:09:29,945
-What?
-Take mine.
268
00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:31,613
-Here.
-No.
269
00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:33,574
Come on. Take mine.
270
00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:36,159
Uh, I don't know
how to drive cars that work.
271
00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,912
You can drop it off tomorrow night.
I'm having a party, a cookout.
272
00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:40,163
Come on over any time.
273
00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:44,001
JESS: Thank you so much. This is amazing.
274
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,003
I will return it washed and polished.
275
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,629
-Do you think it's a superhero?
-No.
276
00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,590
I think it's Jess and some weird guy.
277
00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:51,466
Miss Day?
278
00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:53,051
Jess, you can call me Jess.
279
00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,470
Great, I'll see you tomorrow, Jess.
280
00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,474
Go is the one on the right.
281
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,685
The one on the left is stop.
282
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,312
(QUIETLY) Thanks.
283
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,564
-What kind of car is it?
-We are the 99%.
284
00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:07,441
-Is it an SL?
-We are the 99%.
285
00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:08,609
Does it have a push ignition?
286
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,110
Does it have a push ignition?
287
00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:11,987
Please tell me it's not a hybrid.
288
00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:18,243
And then he gives me his car,
just hands me the keys.
289
00:10:18,327 --> 00:10:20,120
It's, like, so...
290
00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:23,040
Rich people! They're always
giving you their cars.
291
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,709
It's, like, "Let them eat cars."
You know what he's doing?
292
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,628
He's taking back the power,
293
00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,546
so I have to go to his cookout,
294
00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:32,216
and instead of standing up to him,
I have to grovel.
295
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:35,594
Just a thought, what if he likes you?
296
00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:36,678
(SCOFFS) No, I hate him.
297
00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:39,765
This guy is single and he's sweet.
298
00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:41,642
Sweet? No.
299
00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:44,019
He's not sweet.
I would never go for that guy.
300
00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:47,105
-Why?
-Because he's the type of guy
301
00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:50,108
who has a linen closet
and a towel warmer. You know me.
302
00:10:50,234 --> 00:10:51,902
I'm only attracted to guys
303
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,237
who are afraid of success
304
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,406
and think someone famous
stole their idea. I like an underdog.
305
00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,742
-Spencer didn't even own sheets.
-Yeah.
306
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,494
He slept on a pile of washcloths.
307
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,079
Can I say something
you're not gonna like?
308
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,873
-No.
-Maybe Russell intimidates you,
309
00:11:04,957 --> 00:11:06,583
because you wouldn't have
to take care of him,
310
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,001
because he would take care of you,
311
00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,378
and that terrifies you.
312
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:10,546
Uh, no.
313
00:11:10,629 --> 00:11:13,382
Spencer wore jellies.
314
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,468
How many pounds in a metric ton?
315
00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:18,637
2,204.6. Next.
316
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:22,015
In 1948, Albert became the first
317
00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:23,725
-American...
-American monkey in space.
318
00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:24,810
Let's go.
319
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,895
-This ancient...
-Mesopotamia. Hit me.
320
00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:29,481
You don't actually know
what a Mesopotamia is.
321
00:11:29,565 --> 00:11:32,192
Of course I know what
Mesopotamia is. Don't be crazy.
322
00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:33,694
Use it in a sentence.
323
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,655
Look, there's Mesopotamia.
324
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,490
JESS: I'm going to have to draw
325
00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:40,492
on your hatred of rich people
for this, okay?
326
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:41,869
Hate me up.
327
00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:43,370
NICK: For starters, look at this place.
328
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:44,454
JESS: I know. Ugh.
329
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:46,415
NICK: I'm betting at one point
there was a moat.
330
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,584
-Rich boy punk.
-(JESS LAUGHS)
331
00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,961
NICK: This hallway's excessive.
It's braggy.
332
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:53,839
Well, I guess everyone's out back.
333
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,841
Ugh, look at this place, Jess.
Are you kidding me?
334
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,134
It's so over-the-top.
335
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,677
A kitchen island? Be a man!
336
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,470
-Let your counter attach to itself.
-I know.
337
00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:02,181
It's like,
"I can't chop vegetables over here.
338
00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:04,600
"I need to do it over here.
Love me, love me."
339
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,101
-(SCOFFS)
-I mean, we're making an egg,
340
00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:07,686
not going to outer space, guys, right?
341
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:08,854
Right. Nice burn.
342
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:14,818
JESS: Whoa.
343
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,653
Makes me want to sit by the fire,
344
00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,947
and talk about how annoying Gandhi is.
345
00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:22,743
Whoa, something's happening to me.
346
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:24,995
I want to sit at that desk
347
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,456
-and veto a law.
-What are you doing, Nick?
348
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,833
-That's someone else's stuff.
-When I put my hand on this desk,
349
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,753
I feel sexually proficient
for the first time in my life.
350
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,796
Nick, this man stands
for everything you hate.
351
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:39,801
I'm President Miller!
You're all fired! Bring our boys home.
352
00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:41,720
This is how evil geniuses are born.
353
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,597
You smell that? It smells like leather
354
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,682
and Teddy Roosevelt and wistfulness.
355
00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:48,894
I want to wear this cap.
356
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:50,687
You're not helping me!
357
00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:53,148
Nick, I know this room is beautiful,
358
00:12:53,232 --> 00:12:55,859
gentlemanly, and smells like Christmas,
359
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,361
but you have to stay strong.
360
00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,488
I'm gonna go find Russell.
361
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:02,199
Keep... playing with that duck.
362
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,827
I want to kill you
363
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,580
because I respect you.
364
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,333
I think I understand hunting!
365
00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:28,559
-Hello, Russell.
-Hey, Jess. Thanks for coming.
366
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:31,144
Oh, the mechanic called. Your car's done.
367
00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:32,855
He also wanted me to communicate to you
368
00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:34,731
that you need to change your oil.
369
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,650
(SIGHS)
370
00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:39,820
I want to, first of all,
say thank you, Russell.
371
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,905
Um, and second of all,
I want to say, um,
372
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:44,700
I know you donate
a lot of money to this school, but...
373
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:47,619
-You think I'm a snob.
-No. No.
374
00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:50,664
No, I have nothing against people who...
375
00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:53,250
live in enormous mansions.
376
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,586
Jess, I'm 42.
377
00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:57,754
I've made a lot of money,
and I enjoy spending it.
378
00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:59,798
-You've got to try one of these.
-Oh.
379
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,633
Deconstructed spring roll.
380
00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:03,135
-It's delicious.
-Oh.
381
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,678
-Try it.
-Oh.
382
00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:09,516
Oh, my God!
383
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,852
This is so amazing I want to punch you!
384
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,478
-(LAUGHS)
-WOMAN: Russell!
385
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,898
Come tell Carolyn
about that time you delivered that baby.
386
00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:17,316
Oh. Yeah.
387
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:20,068
-You delivered a baby?
-RUSSELL: Just... It was twins, actually.
388
00:14:20,152 --> 00:14:21,278
Twins?
389
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:30,787
Are you wearing my sweater?
390
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:33,165
No. Yes. It was on the back of the chair.
391
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:34,917
So I thought the sweater
belonged to the chair.
392
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,294
I thought it was a chair sweater.
Those exist.
393
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:39,755
I'm Nick.
394
00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,548
-Oh, you know Jess.
-Yes.
395
00:14:41,632 --> 00:14:43,258
I'm Jess' roommate.
I'm the guy with no phone,
396
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,093
if she's told you.
That's my thing. No phones.
397
00:14:45,177 --> 00:14:46,261
Why don't you have a phone?
398
00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:48,931
Because I don't want to be tied to
some corporate system, you know?
399
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:50,682
That and no one would give me one.
400
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:52,100
I have incredibly low credit ratings.
401
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:53,352
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
402
00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:55,687
When I was your age,
I had a really skinny ponytail,
403
00:14:55,771 --> 00:14:57,856
and I think I was living off
of selling my own blood.
404
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,943
That's funny. Then what happened?
405
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:02,694
One day, you just woke up
and you had all this?
406
00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:04,571
I realized I wanted to grow up.
407
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,907
-That's what happened.
-Um...
408
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,826
I got this as a gift
from the company for Christmas, so...
409
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,036
Oh, wow, that's great.
410
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,455
My boss gave me
three credit cards he found at the bar,
411
00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:15,791
and said,
"You didn't get these from me." (LAUGHS)
412
00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:19,586
It's a bartender joke.
I'm a bartender.
413
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:21,922
We don't steal credit cards.
Cool, cool.
414
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,799
-Here. Take it.
-No, I can't take your phone, man.
415
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,050
I can't... It's just...
416
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,054
It feels really good in my hand.
417
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,142
Is it possible to be sexually attracted
to an object?
418
00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:36,436
Yes, it is. It really is.
419
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:40,274
-You can keep the sweater.
-Thanks, I...
420
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:44,111
I don't know why I put it on,
to be honest with you.
421
00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:46,905
I just came in here,
and it smelled like Shakespeare,
422
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,199
if Shakespeare were a damn cowboy.
423
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,661
And hawk's nests,
and boat fuel, and cigars and burping...
424
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,246
-Man stuff!
-Okay. Yeah, yeah.
425
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:55,414
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
426
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:56,665
-I appreciate you.
-Yeah. Sure.
427
00:15:56,748 --> 00:16:00,002
Hey, Russell, why are you
being so nice to me?
428
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,004
You're Jess' friend, right?
429
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:05,132
You fold that sweater.
430
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,301
Don't hang it.
You listening to me? Fold it.
431
00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:10,888
-Ah, I don't care. Do whatever you want.
-(LAUGHS)
432
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,681
That was really funny, man!
433
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,057
Why did I...
434
00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:18,854
(BIDET SPEAKING JAPANESE)
435
00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:21,773
Bidet if I do.
436
00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:23,984
(BIDET SPEAKING JAPANESE)
437
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,198
-(OVERLAPPING JAPANESE WORDS)
-Yup, yup, yup.
438
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:30,866
Oh, my God! (SCREAMS)
439
00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:34,411
-Oh, my gosh. Shut up.
-RUSSELL: Jess, is that you?
440
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,955
-Oh, God! Oh, God.
-RUSSELL: What's wrong?
441
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,957
Sorry, Jess. I'm coming in.
442
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,125
-Oh, my God.
-What's going on?
443
00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:42,336
-Oh, my God! I just...
-Wait, wait, wait.
444
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,254
-Ow!
-No, I just pressed some buttons
445
00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:46,298
-with cartoon characters on them.
-Yeah, it's Japanese.
446
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,592
Of course it's a Japanese bidet.
447
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,177
Of course you have a Japanese bidet.
448
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,054
Look, Russell, I want to tell you
449
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,097
that I am not sorry about what I said
450
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,934
because Sarah is 12, and she is creative,
451
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:58,519
and I don't care
if you pull your donation,
452
00:16:58,602 --> 00:16:59,937
I am not gonna grovel...
453
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,439
Why'd you think I was going to pull
the donation? I'd never do that.
454
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,234
-(BIDET REPEATING INDISTINCTLY)
-Okay.
455
00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:06,985
Oh, jeez.
456
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,612
You did some really deep cleaning here.
457
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:09,863
-JESS: Oh, God.
-No, Jess, Jess!
458
00:17:09,947 --> 00:17:10,948
-Wait!
-Oh!
459
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,408
Jess, you put it up to six happy faces.
460
00:17:13,492 --> 00:17:15,953
-I've never gone past three.
-(BEEPING)
461
00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:20,832
Jess, why are we leaving?
462
00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:22,459
And why are you all wet?
463
00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:25,128
Okay, did you take a bath
in his tub because you wanted to see
464
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,506
what it'd feel like to be him?
'Cause, weirdly, I get that.
465
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:28,841
No. I want to leave
466
00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:30,926
because we don't fit in here, Nick.
467
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,886
I know I've been saying
you can't give into this guy,
468
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:35,138
but I don't think
that you should run from him, either.
469
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:38,392
'Cause no matter where you go,
he could find you.
470
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:39,810
I believe that.
471
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,311
No, running's good. I'm gonna run.
472
00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:44,106
Hey, Jess, stop.
Look, this may complicate things,
473
00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:46,358
but I'm in love with him.
474
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:47,943
-Shut up!
-No, I won't shut up.
475
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,695
He smells like strong coffee
476
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,405
and going to see a man about a horse.
477
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:53,198
You're ridiculous, Nick. Let's go.
478
00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:55,701
I am ridiculous, okay, but no.
479
00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:56,994
Be a grown-up.
480
00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:01,164
He likes you, Jess.
481
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,418
Go back in there.
482
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:05,752
It'd be good for you.
483
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:10,007
I'm not just saying that
because I'm in love with him.
484
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,091
(SCOFFS)
485
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:12,885
Just do it.
486
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,222
Don't be intimidated just
because you're younger,
487
00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:19,600
poorer and wetter than everybody in there.
488
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,518
Goldfinger! I mean, no, no.
489
00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:23,145
I meant to say Golden Hind!
490
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:24,479
Golden Hind is what I meant to say.
491
00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:25,814
-No...
-SCHMIDT: Winston,
492
00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:27,274
you are all over the place.
493
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:30,235
The Green Bay Packers
did not invent the T-formation,
494
00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:32,446
nor was Crispin Glover
the first man to die
495
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:33,780
-in the Revolutionary War.
-Shh.
496
00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:35,824
-This is supposed to be fun.
-Look, babe, it is fun.
497
00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:37,659
I don't wanna look stupid
in front of everybody.
498
00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:38,911
-All right?
-You're not stupid.
499
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:40,204
Well, I mean, he did skip Earth
500
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:41,538
when listing the planets.
501
00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:43,165
SHELBY: What has gotten into you today?
502
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,793
I just didn't want you to think
I was an idiot.
503
00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:50,756
SHELBY: You tried to memorize
all the trivia answers? Winston!
504
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:53,008
I don't want some smart,
505
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:56,136
rich guy who owns his own car.
506
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:58,805
I want to be with you.
507
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:02,601
I don't care if you don't know
Ernest Hemingway's birthplace.
508
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,311
Oak Park, Illinois.
509
00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:08,106
So, what are you saying?
510
00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:10,150
Are we doing this? Is this real?
511
00:19:10,234 --> 00:19:11,735
Like, are you my girlfriend?
512
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,195
Because if that's what you're saying,
513
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:14,363
that would make me very happy.
514
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:16,156
Mmm. Me, too.
515
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,369
Shelby, be careful
with his mustache, please.
516
00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:22,162
-Mmm.
-It's very delicate.
517
00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:25,123
I can't watch this anymore.
518
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,125
Winston, I hope you're better in bed
519
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:30,087
because your street work
is embarrassing.
520
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,881
Am I talking too much?
I don't want to ruin the moment.
521
00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:35,717
You know what?
If this was my grandmother's building,
522
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,094
she'd be outside on the patio,
523
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,388
and she'd be yelling down at you,
and she'd be saying,
524
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:40,597
"You look beautiful.
525
00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:43,016
"The two of you are a beautiful couple.
526
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,310
"I'm glad you found one another."
527
00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:48,105
But she wouldn't invite you up
because she's a horrible racist.
528
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,442
You want me to put on some Jodeci?
529
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,531
Hey. There you are. I was looking for you.
530
00:19:57,865 --> 00:19:59,116
Okay...
531
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,659
-Listen.
-Uh-huh.
532
00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:03,787
I'm not used to people
who have it all together.
533
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:07,040
I think... you scare me.
534
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:08,458
Oh, no, no, I don't...
535
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,752
I don't have it all together.
536
00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:12,588
I don't even know
how to talk to my own kid.
537
00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:14,214
I can't remember
the last time she hugged me
538
00:20:14,298 --> 00:20:15,507
and used both arms.
539
00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:17,926
She said she wanted to go bra shopping,
540
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,386
so I bought her a ski vest.
541
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,848
Look, every eye-roll
542
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,225
means you're doing something right.
543
00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:26,852
-Really?
-No, that's just what
544
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,937
I tell parents to make them feel better.
545
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:31,481
Jess, will you have dinner with me?
546
00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:35,986
Yes.
547
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:37,863
Great. Good.
548
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:40,365
Sh...
549
00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:42,451
Should I, um, text you, or...
550
00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,453
-No. I'll call.
-Great.
551
00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:46,622
-Okay, cool.
-All right, cool.
552
00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:50,375
-(GASPS)
-Oh, no... Hey, Jess.
553
00:20:50,459 --> 00:20:52,377
Jess, why are you in the koi pond?
554
00:20:52,461 --> 00:20:54,046
RUSSELL: Jess, are you okay?
JESS: Oh, God.
555
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,339
RUSSELL: Come here.
JESS: Oh, God!
556
00:20:55,464 --> 00:20:56,924
-Koi in my dress!
-Let me help you.
557
00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:58,175
Koi in my dress!
558
00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,468
-RUSSELL: You all right?
-(GRUNTS)
559
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:00,928
Oh, you got a fish in your dress.
560
00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:03,013
I didn't ask you! I'm talking to you!
561
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,474
You want to come in here
and charge me $1,000,000,000?
562
00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:08,352
(LAUGHS) That's nothing to me!
563
00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:12,272
You want it? You want it?
564
00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:14,358
You're off the streets.
565
00:21:14,483 --> 00:21:15,734
I don't want to, either.
566
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,361
You're the best cop I got!
567
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,154
This is President Miller of Earth.
568
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,323
I'd like to speak
to the galactic emperor, please.
569
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:23,951
Yeah, it's about money.
570
00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:26,078
I'm gonna push
a piece of paper across the desk
571
00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:28,080
that I've written a little number on.
572
00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:30,624
Why don't I just tell you?
It's five kabillion dollars.
573
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:34,586
So, what do you say?
Is China mine, Mr. Ying?
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