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(cheery music playing)
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I'm so jazzed we're all here
at the Big City Drive-In.
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Watchin' a movie
from the comfort of your truck.
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This is the way it was always
supposed to be.
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Plus, it's our first
family outing
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with the newest member
of the Green family!
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I'm not a Green.
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I just opened a cafe
with your Gramma
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called "Gloria Plus Green Cafe",
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and also I live in your house,
and--oh,
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I'm a Green, aren't I?
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That's the spirit!
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BILL: C'mon everyone,
let's get in the back.
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Oh, careful, Ma.
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(grunting)
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Cricket, can't you
go through the--
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(groans) --front door!
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- (coughs)
- Sorry.
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- Disgusting.
- All right. You coming?
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No, Cricket.
Look at this.
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Everyone's out living
their best lives
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and blasting it all
over Snap-A-Gram!
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With all the time
I spend running the cafe,
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my life seems totally boring
by comparison.
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C'mon, your life
isn't that boring!
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(sighs) Look.
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CRICKET: Eh. Okay.
Yeah, that's bad.
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But you still do fun things!
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In fact,
you're out on a patented
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Green Family adventure
right now.
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You're right.
I've wasted so much time
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looking at pictures
on Snap-A-Gram
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when I should be
taking pictures for Snap-A-Gram!
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Here, take a photo of me,
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so I can post it
and show my friends that my life
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- is fun and exciting too!
- (camera shutters)
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- Got it.
- Wait 'til I'm ready.
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I'm so excited
they're playing this movie.
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When I was your age, Tilly.
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It was the funniest thing
I've ever seen
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and I'll bet it's even funnier
than I remember!
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Wow, Mama.
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What influenced your childhood
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shall now influence mine.
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NARRATOR: Doctor Professor
was the world's
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smartest scientist.
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(grunts)
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NARRATOR: But one day,
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his ditzy lab partner
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made a monkey out of him! In...
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Honey You Turned Me
into a Monkey!
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Ooh, it's about to start!
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If anyone needs to use
the restroom, speak now,
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or forever hold your pee!
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(laughs) That's a line
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from the wedding scene
in the movie.
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Classic!
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What is this movie,
eighty minutes?
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Maybe I will use the facilities.
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I'll go with you, Ma, in case
you can't find your way back.
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What do you think I am,
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some feeble old lady who
doesn't know her way around?
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Could a feeble old lady do this?
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- (grunts)
- (all gasp)
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I'm fine!
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And do not follow me
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to the bathroom.
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I am perfectly capable
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of finding my way back,
thank you very little.
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That's fine.
She'll be fine.
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(breathes heavily)
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Oh, just go with her.
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Your anxious breathing'll
drown out the movie.
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Wait up, Ma!
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Popcorn?
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Yes, please.
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Gorgeous, love it!
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Look more effortless!
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No, more effortless!
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Now look like
you're tryin' way too hard!
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Ooh, you know what you need?
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A little wind action.
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Yasss, girl,
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work it.
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!
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(both laugh)
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Now that was fun.
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I just thought of the perfect
Snap-A-Gram caption!
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"A night so fun,
it blew me away."
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(gasps) Wait.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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Look what the Kaitlyns
just posted!
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Are they in...
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a Popsicle Pool?
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That looks way more fun
than what we did!
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I need to up my picture game.
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I have to post something impressive,
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like this guy
with a famous monkey!
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Wait, is that...
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Now, where would it be?
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(gasps) Cricket,
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we're getting a picture
with that monkey!
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Ooh, it was like that
when I got in there.
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Huh? Bill! Why are you
stalkin' me at the bathroom?
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Ma, I just wanted to wait here
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so I could help you
get back to the Kludge.
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Well, I don't need your help.
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The truck's right over...
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in there somewhere.
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All right, Ma.
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Follow me. It's right over--
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it's, uh, in this direction.
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DR. DITZY: Honey,
stop monkeying around.
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MR. BANANA: (blows raspberry)
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(both laugh)
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What did I tell you, Tilly girl?
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A comedy classic!
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I think I get it now.
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You want me to help
make a serum
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to help turn you back
into a human!
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(whooping)
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But... I don't have access
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to the special chemicals
cabinet like you do...
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I guess I'll have to go ask
an authoritative man figure
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for help first.
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So, if she's his partner,
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wouldn't she also
have the authority
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to get into the supply cabinet?
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Oh, shug.
Don't worry about that.
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She'll find a man
to let her into the cabinet.
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Which, now that
I'm saying it out loud,
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- doesn't sound so great.
- DR. DITZY: Whoopsie!
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It appears I've locked myself
in the chemical cabinet!
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MR. BANANA: (grunting)
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(laughs)
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Cheese!
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Can't you read the sign?
No touching!
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Snap-A-Gram
is gonna eat this up!
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Yeah.
Well, would you look at that?
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Jenny just had a new baby.
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How quaint.
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- MAN: Next!
- (gasps) It's my turn!
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Here, you take the picture.
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And be sure to use
that good filter.
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Okay, I have to go get Mr. Banana
Sparkling Agua Fresca.
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So the rules are:
no eye contact,
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no sudden movements,
and absolutely no touch--
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chillax, dude.
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All right, Cricket,
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camera on the ready!
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(grunting)
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- These pics are gonna be so--
- (grunting)
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MAN: Mr. Banana, sir, wait!
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(sighs)
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I took a bunch of photos,
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but I don't think
you're gonna like any of 'em.
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Without a good picture,
this night might as well
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have never happened!
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- Unless...
- Phew!
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GRAMMA: Gah,
we've been wanderin' around
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forever lookin' for the truck!
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Looks like somebody's lost!
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I am not lost.
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The truck is... uh...
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(gasps)
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This way, Ma! See?
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I knew exactly
where the truck is.
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Referring to this food truck,
of course!
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Because I wanted
to grab a snack,
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before heading back
to our truck.
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Give me one of what
you're selling here. (chuckles)
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One spaghetti and meatball
smoothie comin' right up!
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- Dang it!
- Bill, this is ridiculous!
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Just let your dear
old Ma lead you back.
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No, I've got low blood sugar
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and I am going
to replenish it with this!
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You have a stronger stomach
than I, good sir!
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Personally, I think
these things are revolting.
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Don't forget to tag us
on Snap-A-Gram!
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Thanks. (chuckles)
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(slurping)
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Nothin' like a meatball
hittin' the back of your...
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(coughs) throat
while you enjoy your smoothie!
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Come on, Ma,
our truck's a waitin'!
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I'm right about done
with the serum.
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Now, was I supposed to put in
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Humanium or Explodium?
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Hmm, why not both?
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Doctor Profesor'll be
better in no time.
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All right, honey,
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it's ready--
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(shatters)
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Oh, my gosh, I'm alive!
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And I'm leavin' the pot!
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(screams)
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(giggles) Mama,
you were right about this movie.
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At first, I felt bad
for Dr. Ditzy, but now I get it.
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You're supposed to laugh at her.
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That's why it's funny!
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Y'know, shug,
all I remembered from this movie
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was some funny hijinks
with a monkey.
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But now I'm noticing
the way they handle Dr. Ditzy
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doesn't quite sit right
with fresh eyes.
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(gibbering)
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Oh, yeah, now I remember.
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The correct ingredient
is cooling on the windowsill!
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Oh, no! We need that
to finish the formula!
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Sorry, guess I should've
been more careful.
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I'm even dumber than a monkey!
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"I'm even dumber
than a monkey!" (laughs)
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(groans)
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ASSISTANT: There we are.
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You sleep tight
and calm now, Mr. Banana.
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GLORIA: Okay, we just gotta
get one super fun photo,
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so I can post it online
to validate my existence.
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Aww, look at him sleeping.
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Okay quick, take my pic!
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Hold on,
this lighting is terrible...
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Cricket, hurry up and--
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- (groans)
- Cricketttt...
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Almost got it and...
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- (camera shutter clicks)
- (screaming)
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(gasps) This is the chase scene!
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(screaming)
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We can't outrun
a monkey forever, Gloria!
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Yeah, no, I get that!
Come on!
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(laughs)
All right! Whoa-whoa!
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(laughs)
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(sighs)
I think we lost him.
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Yeah, that dumb monkey's
never gonna find us!
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(imitating monkey)
Ooh-ooh, I'm a stupid monkey!
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I eat bananas and pick my butt!
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(laughing)
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(screaming)
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(phone vibrating)
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Ughhh. Another one
of my friends just posted
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a Snap-A-Gram
of their exciting lives!
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While I'm stuck
hiding out back here.
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You don't think
this is exciting?
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We've got the closest seats
at the drive-in!
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Plus, I bet you've never seen
this movie backwards.
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(sighs)
If only a backwards movie
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was exciting enough
for Snap-A-Gram.
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Let's just lay low for a bit,
then go back to the truck,
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maybe then we won't bump
into that monkey again.
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(clattering)
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(screaming)
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I didn't know
this movie was in 3D!
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(thuds)
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So lifelike.
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What's that racket?
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- The Kludge!
- The Kludge!
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Exactly where I left it!
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I knew it was there
the whole time.
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TILLY: Mama,
I can barely see the movie
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through this blinding
beam of light.
256
00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:44,524
Phew, thank goodness.
257
00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,400
(screaming)
258
00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:47,944
(thuds)
259
00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,238
Five stars, and two thumbs up!
260
00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:53,574
Now that was somethin'.
261
00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:56,035
Oh, my gosh!
Mr. Banana, are you okay?
262
00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:57,453
What is wrong with you two?
263
00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,121
A movie star monkey
from the '90s
264
00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,290
does not live this long
by being stressed out.
265
00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,917
I'm sorry.
266
00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,919
I just wanted a photo
for Snap-A-Gram.
267
00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:07,129
Well, you may not have
gotten your photo,
268
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,757
but Mr. Banana got his.
269
00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:11,968
Think you followers
will like this, sir?
270
00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:14,637
- (laughing)
- And post!
271
00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:15,846
(laughing)
272
00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:17,890
(sighs)
I totally blew it.
273
00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,684
Might as well delete
my account now.
274
00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:21,519
The whole point of this night
was to get a photo
275
00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:24,188
so I could prove that my life
is fun and exciting.
276
00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:26,607
Well, why do you got
to prove it so bad?
277
00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,651
I had fun, you had fun.
278
00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:31,279
Who cares if everyone
in the world doesn't know it.
279
00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:33,614
Huh, yeah.
I had a great night.
280
00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:36,242
And I don't need other people's
validation to decide that.
281
00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:38,995
And I don't need this thing.
282
00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,788
Actually, I need that
for a lot of things but...
283
00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:42,707
(laughs)
I'll grab it in a minute.
284
00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:46,794
Whoa! What's your next reckless
life decision?
285
00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:49,213
- Dumpster fight?
- Dumpster fight.
286
00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:52,133
(laughing)
287
00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,176
TILLY: What a fun
family adventure!
288
00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,429
But I didn't get to see
how the movie ends.
289
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,055
Oh, right, well, uh...
290
00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,016
Dr. Ditzy reveals
she's been, uh,
291
00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,184
inventing a better serum
behind everyone's backs!
292
00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,186
She goes on
to win a genius grant
293
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,355
and lives happily ever after
as a successful,
294
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,898
independent woman of science.
295
00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:10,192
And you can live
happily ever after too!
296
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,612
You are not dumber
than a monkey, Til!
297
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,322
Whoa, hold on, Mama.
298
00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,532
I never thought
I was dumber than a monkey.
299
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,660
You raised me to be a smart,
well-rounded individual.
300
00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:22,788
Some outdated movie
ain't gonna change that.
301
00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,498
Happy to hear it, shug.
302
00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,876
GRAMMA: Need help
getting home, son?
303
00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,211
BILL: No, Ma.
I know it's in...
304
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,546
this direction?
305
00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:34,759
SINGER:
♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪
306
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:38,220
♪ Lost a bet and got bit
by a hundred flies ♪
307
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,057
♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪
308
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,893
♪ Hit every branch
and scraped up both my knees ♪
309
00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:46,729
♪ I got chased by dogs ♪
310
00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:49,565
♪ Licked by a frog,
got a rash on my legs ♪
311
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,026
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
312
00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:55,237
♪ I got splinters
in seven of ten ♪
313
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:58,074
♪ And tomorrow,
I'll do it all again ♪
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