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. you got
the ting, yeah?
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yeah, i got that still.
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what you saying?
blacked out chrome ting?
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silencer?
come on.
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you know man's certified
out here, fam.
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yeah.
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man wanna ring off the ting,
blud, you get me?
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mm... that's why
man's shotting you the big ting.
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what you saying?
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you got the p, yeah?
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telling you...
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let me see the
bludclart ting first, brother.
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cuz, man ain't really got time
for this, you know, fam.
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you know, boydem are on
to man already.
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kane: we're moving
kinda bait as it is.
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the ting's wrapped in the bag.
you want it or not?
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clint: give me that.
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.
.
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clint: yo, what the fuck
is this, brother?
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it's the
motorola lexus 2000 obviously.
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a phone?
yeah, you listed
your specifications
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and us man pulled through
for you, fam. .
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a rasclart phone, brother?
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you said you wanted to ring off
the ting, the ting rings.
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you said you wanted chrome
and black.
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rattattah, chrome and black.
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you said you wanted
a silencer...
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silence. you also said
you wanted no fingerprints,
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so i got you two
protective screen wipes
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at no extra cost. whoo!
. damn, i'm so road.
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and all that for 250, cuz.
supply and demand, we do this.
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brother, are you mad? brother,
i said a wanted a strap, bruv.
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i know. it's got a strap--
brother, a rasclart...
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a gun, blud. a fucking gun.
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hey, cuz, i'm not gonna lie,
i feel mad hot in here, cuz.
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are you hot, fam?
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.
is this guy all right, bruv?
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i feel mad high, cuz.
like, next level high.
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this cali is loud, innit?
uh, pat on your boy, man.
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oi, riko...
.
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...i beg you don't do
another mad one again, fam.
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brother, what d'you mean
"a mad one again"?
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he just has certain
mental health problems, innit.
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he's calm though.
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oh, my days,
that ting is me, fam!
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allow it, cuz, man!
not now, fam!
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what kind of
mental health problems?
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oi, my-size with the nice eyes.
got a big bum and nice thighs.
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what you saying, pengaliscious?
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the name's riko,
badman with the chico's.
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roadman since birth, certified.
are you high?
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i'm higher than
a british airways flight flying
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to dubai. i'm lean
right about now,
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so i'll cut straight
to the point, innit?
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why don't you give me
your number
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before i don't even want it
no more. what ya saying?
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what i'm saying
is you're a fucking weirdo
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and you're lucky
my man's not here yet,
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'cause he'd have banged you up
by now.
.
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what? you got a man?
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of course i got a man.
well, that's unfortunate.
'cause i got a sword!
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what the fuck?
riko: has your man got a sword?
furthermore, where is your man?
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is he even here?
definitely a fuckboy.
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see, if i was your man
i'd be here, innit,
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protecting you,
24/6 from weirdos and wallys
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'cause that's what i do.
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so, i'm gonna rewind
and come again.
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what you telling me?
man's a catch, i know.
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but what you
actually telling me?
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you're a fucking lunatic.
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a little bit.
what you even on?
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i was on you, innit?
but you don't seem on it.
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i'm not gonna lie,
i'm kinda feelin' this,
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like weird rambo coyote vibe
he's got going on.
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it's tickling my toes.
bang! yes, my girl knows.
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she's all talking toes and that.
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and i'm not gonna lie,
i'm a toe-loving kinda guy.
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so, what you saying, babe?
let me get that number?
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yeah, course.
hold this, please.
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you snooze, you lose, babe.
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are you seeing this? what is
this fucking guy doing, bro?
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i think he just smoked
a little too much, man.
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he does this sometimes.
he's calm though.
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fuck do you mean,
"he's calm", brother?
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you got me
inna some bait highroad
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while my man's
out there drawing tings
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with a fucking shetty.
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then i got you, some dickhead
that don't know the difference
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between a strap
and a fucking mobile phone?
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you man said
you were about this life?
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who the fuck are you, bro?
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riko and kane,
skengville topboys in the game.
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the name's riko, click-clack.
roadman for life. ya get me?
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.
.
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really?
what can i say?
i get a wide-on for weirdos.
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fuck, move, man.
he's nasty, you're nasty!
.
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fam, i don't know if you think
this is some sort of game
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or something, bro.
i swear down, bro!
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so, you want to pay
for the phone now
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or you wanna pay in instalments?
omar: is he dumb?
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well, get out
the fucking van, man.
.
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fucking take your phone...
i'm saying, man.
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...and fucking get out of here.
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bullshit.
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.
.
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hey, cuz, you see that ting
i just drew, fam?
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she was peng!
she was proper on it, innit?
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come, you're gonna get
yourself sectioned again, man.
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riko: i'm cool, g-man.
where we going anyway?
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we're going back
to the hood, fam.
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♪ start from the beginning ♪
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♪ turn my headphones up ♪
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♪ get it squad
squad gang, gang ♪
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♪ it ain't safe for the block
not even for the cops ♪
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♪ it ain't safe for the block
not even for the cops ♪
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♪ it ain't safe for the block
not even for the cops ♪
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♪ it ain't safe for the block
not even for the cops ♪
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♪ it ain't safe
packs, i sold ♪
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♪ had them buzzing
on the road, yeah ♪
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♪ crack residue in the buttons
on my phone, yeah ♪
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♪ black leather boots
when i run into your home ♪
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♪ yeah ♪
both: ♪ ring, ring, pussy ♪
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♪ it's your mummy on the phone ♪
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♪ niggas wanna kill me
tell them ♪
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♪ "go and get your uzi", yeah ♪
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♪ bari got the weapon
in the pocket of the ksubi's ♪
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♪ see me on the catwalk ♪
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♪ you see me in the movies
still you can end up dead ♪
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♪ when you disrespect
the goonies ♪
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♪ it ain't safe for the block
not even for the cops ♪
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♪ it ain't safe for the block
not even for the cops ♪
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♪ it ain't safe for the block
not even for the cops ♪
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♪ it ain't safe for the block
not even for the cops ♪
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♪the traphouse was a shithole ♪
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♪ with my niggas smoking
on some indo ♪
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♪ looking for the police
through the window ♪
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♪ said i'll be a minute, yeah
of course i was an hour, yeah ♪
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♪ never disturb a baker
when he's mixing up the flour ♪
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♪ yeah, devour these criminals
stepping on my toes, yeah ♪
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♪ i step into the party
i let everybody know, yeah ♪
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♪ the heat will bang
for a legend on the roads ♪
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♪ so, keep your hands
off my bredrins and my clothes ♪
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♪ it ain't safe for the block
not even for the cops ♪
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♪ it ain't safe for the block
not even for the cops ♪
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♪ it ain't safe ♪
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♪ you've been ducking
from me, shawty ♪
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.
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♪ you've been ducking
from me, shawty ♪
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♪ you've been ducking
from me, shawty ♪
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♪ you've been ducking
from me, shawty ♪
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♪ you've been ducking
from me, shawty ♪
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.
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♪ you've been ducking
from me, shawty ♪
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♪ you've been... ♪
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allow it, peng ting alexa.
stop the music, fam.
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alexa: sorry, fam, click-clack.
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.
.
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alexa, what's on
my calendar today, fam?
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alexa: there's nothing
on your calendar today, fam.
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hajima!
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rikoings!
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my friendings.
you all right, patel?
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hey, it's pinky patel!
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say my dad's name,
you bitchfuckings.
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oh, come on, man.
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say it now! you imbecile
boyings muddafuckings.
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mr. pinky patel, innit.
. that's right, isn't it?
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show some respectings,
you bumbaclarting.
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what?
shut it!
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i want my bloody money,
innit, blud?
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and where is that pussyclart
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bloody black imbecile friend
of yours?
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. hey, hey, hey!
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i see you didn't get the memo
and all of that, you know.
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black lives matter now,
fam, you get me?
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it's proper good to see you!
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imagine, i was just about
to call you, you know. .
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what the fuck?
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uh, you two fucking
each other now, huh?
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no, we're not gay, bro.
we just sleep together, innit.
pinky: hey-ey-ey-ey!
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don't tell me
your jiggy-jiggy sexy time,
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you bunch of bastardings.
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you thought i forgot you,
dickhead, huh? huh?
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where is my cocaines,
you bunch of wastemanings, huh?
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pudi: yeah, because word
on the roadings,
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brothers, is that you got jacked
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by the somali gun peoples,
dickhead.
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dickhead!
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dickhead? .
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you got robbed
by the malis, fam?
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you told me you were
proper cool with them, man.
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come on, man, me and the malis
are cool, bruv.
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we're practically family,
you get me?
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i am a mali, bruv,
they rated that. trust me.
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so, imagine this,
listen. .
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i must have pulled up
to the ting with the merchandise
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like a badboy. you get me?
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my man started screaming now.
woo-woo-woo-woo!
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then i got rushed.
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.
madting!
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fifteen somalis screaming out,
"warya! warya!"
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"walahi! walahi! kaleh! kaleh!
hoosgut! hoosgut!"
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"walahi! i'm the captain now!"
.
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.
it was emotional, fam.
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.
that's a mad ting still.
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dad! let me fucking
fuck him hard!
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motherchode gandu
pussyclartings!
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.
wait, what?
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dickhead!
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pinky: i give you one week!
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and i want my 15,000 back.
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if not, i'm gonna come back here
and kill the both of you.
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now, let me out of here.
well, the door's there, bro.
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i know where
the fucking door is!
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you bhenchod!
i'm not fucking blind!
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i'll be back, dickhead.
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.
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i'm not gonna lie, fam,
them slaps kinda hurt.
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i know, man, about slapping me.
i should have slapped him back
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but true say pinky's an older,
i thought i'd allow him.
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i don't want
to be disrespectful, you get me?
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you gotta respect
the age of nature, fam.
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the age of what?
the age of nature, fam.
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i was reading about it
at my anger management class
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i find the whole basis
of the idea calms me down
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when i get agitated.
man don't care
about all that, fam.
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man's got real life problems, g.
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00:10:15,584 --> 00:10:17,519
.
what we gonna do, bro?
236
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,621
how the fuck
we gonna raise 15 bags, cuz?
237
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:26,060
.
lethal bizzle: linkup tv
presents lethal bizzle live
238
00:10:26,127 --> 00:10:29,363
at xoyo on the 2nd of march.
it's gonna be...
239
00:10:29,497 --> 00:10:31,265
are you thinking
what i'm thinking, fam?
240
00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:32,534
yeah.
241
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:36,370
man's thinking bizzle might have
to be the next victim still.
242
00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,772
straight robbery settings,
ya get me?
243
00:10:39,340 --> 00:10:41,876
i dunno though, man.
i kinda like bizzle, still.
244
00:10:41,976 --> 00:10:43,444
do you remember
the remix we did, blud?
245
00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:44,678
yeah, course, fam.
246
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,046
. ♪ pow!
it's riko and kane ♪
247
00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:47,715
♪ pow! you don't know
about pain ♪
248
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:49,584
♪ pow! we draw girls in the rain
pow-- ♪
249
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:52,186
allow it, man!
lemon and herb that shit, cuz.
250
00:10:52,554 --> 00:10:53,988
my man's rich, bro.
251
00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:56,891
all we need to do is just run up
in a ting rob him,
252
00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,826
no long ting, set pace,
you get me?
253
00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:01,962
his watch is worth, like,
three million or something.
254
00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:03,632
three million, fam?
255
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:06,000
yeah, something like that,
it's-- it's ps though.
256
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:09,638
listen, we're back on the road.
the top boy duo are back.
257
00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,805
riko and kane
rush hour settings, fam.
258
00:11:11,906 --> 00:11:13,941
are you on it or not?
yeah, i'm on it, cuz.
259
00:11:14,008 --> 00:11:15,676
if we're gonna set him up
though, we're gonna need
260
00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:17,011
a strap and some more soldiers.
261
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:19,413
i'm gonna call my mandem, innit.
bruv, call your mandem
262
00:11:19,581 --> 00:11:21,849
and put down
that fucking sword, fam.
263
00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:24,285
.
whoa!
264
00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:28,590
.
so, where's your mandem?
265
00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:30,858
don't worry, them man
will be here, fam.
266
00:11:31,626 --> 00:11:32,893
what, they're
proper goons, yeah?
267
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,895
course, fam. proper reckless.
268
00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:37,298
my mandem are on this ting.
straight greez, you get me?
269
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,934
all right. they sound like
the type of mandem
270
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,336
you see me rolling with still.
trust me when i tell you
271
00:11:42,403 --> 00:11:44,471
these men are certified
on the roads, fam.
272
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,273
all right, all right.
273
00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:49,476
so, where these man?
.
274
00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:50,545
there they are, fam.
275
00:11:51,345 --> 00:11:54,949
.
what the fuck is that, bruv?
they're school kids.
276
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,317
have you lost
your mind or something?
277
00:11:56,417 --> 00:11:57,117
look at my man, man!
278
00:11:57,652 --> 00:11:59,386
he's still
in his school uniform!
yeah, sorry about that.
279
00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:01,590
man was just playing out,
innit and i didn't get time
280
00:12:01,656 --> 00:12:02,723
to go yard and change.
281
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,559
plus, my mum's kind of
vexing me for shotting
282
00:12:04,626 --> 00:12:05,960
the sky box for a score,
283
00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,861
so it's kinda peak
at yard still.
riko: see?
284
00:12:07,962 --> 00:12:09,063
these man are on stuff, cuz.
285
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,431
i told you, reckless,
you get me?
286
00:12:10,565 --> 00:12:12,667
playing out, fam?
tell me it's a joke.
287
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,034
it's a joke, innit?
no, cuz.
288
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,270
this is perfectly real.
these man are hungry, blud.
289
00:12:16,370 --> 00:12:18,640
gully, ruthless
and only 15 years old.
290
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:19,873
uh, nah, man ain't even 12 yet.
291
00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:21,976
astaghfirullah! not even 12!
292
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:23,911
i will be hitting
that come christmas, fam.
293
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,714
you know what,
it's way past your bedtime.
294
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,748
go home, be safe, bye!
blud, relax, man.
295
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,216
them man brought
a strap for us still.
296
00:12:29,283 --> 00:12:32,086
a-- a str-- a strap!
a real-life gun, yeah?
297
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,821
how else you think
we're gonna rob man, fam?
298
00:12:33,988 --> 00:12:35,089
that's the ting still.
299
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,524
it's my big brother's
though, innit?
300
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:37,791
so, don't use no bullets
301
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,860
'cause he'll find out
and beat us all up,
302
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,663
especially you, fam.
.
303
00:12:41,730 --> 00:12:42,731
what? are you dumb, bruv?
304
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,599
your brother could never try
a ting with me.
305
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,167
d'you know who i am, cuz?
yeah, course i do.
306
00:12:47,268 --> 00:12:49,638
my brother goes he chiefed you
a couple months ago still.
307
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:50,771
on the high road.
308
00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,574
he goes he linked you to buy
a strap but you come
309
00:12:52,674 --> 00:12:54,141
with some dead mobile.
kane: whatever, man!
310
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,110
bun all the bullshit
and the long ting. you get me?
311
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,679
let's go and yam this fool.
312
00:12:57,746 --> 00:12:59,146
don't know famalam.
.
313
00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:01,181
performer 1: ♪ i'm lethal da b ♪
all: ♪ pow! ♪
314
00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:02,816
♪ if you don't know about me ♪
all: ♪ pow! ♪
315
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:03,951
♪ better ask someone quickly ♪
316
00:13:04,018 --> 00:13:05,319
♪ yeah, cause' i'm pow! ♪
317
00:13:05,386 --> 00:13:07,087
all: ♪ pow! ♪
♪ yeah, i'm lethal da b ♪
318
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,989
all: ♪ pow! ♪
♪ if you don't know about me ♪
319
00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,457
all: ♪ pow! ♪
♪ better ask someone quickly ♪
320
00:13:10,525 --> 00:13:12,126
all: ♪ 'cause, pow! ♪
♪ yeah, i'm pow! ♪
321
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,028
all: ♪ pow! ♪
♪ i go harder ♪
322
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,664
♪ my team's moving larger ♪
323
00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:17,131
♪ i got big bars for ya'
whole fam ♪
324
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,066
♪ make your mum skank out
with ya' father ♪
325
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:22,236
. ♪ i roll deeper
stylish through the speaker ♪
326
00:13:22,303 --> 00:13:24,004
♪ oi! how can you say
i ain't hard ♪
327
00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:25,674
♪ shut up
you ain't hard either ♪
328
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,107
♪ leave it, yeah ♪
329
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:28,942
♪ you must be crazy ♪
all: ♪ leave it, yeah ♪
330
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,878
♪ you ain't no bad boys ♪
all: ♪ leave it, yeah ♪
331
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,313
♪ i bring the hyper ♪
all: ♪ leave it, yeah ♪
332
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,048
♪ said ah! what? ♪
all: ♪ leave it, yeah ♪
333
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,750
♪ clockin' it, have it ♪
all: ♪ leave it, yeah ♪
334
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,885
.
.
335
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,153
.
336
00:13:39,353 --> 00:13:41,255
performer 2: ♪ english,
english girl named fiona ♪
337
00:13:41,422 --> 00:13:44,793
♪ african girl, abiola
body-ody shape like cola ♪
338
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,661
♪ back up, back up
and come closer ♪
339
00:13:46,728 --> 00:13:48,697
♪ vivi da loca... ♪
340
00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:50,898
what the hell
are you doing, fam?
341
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,767
you're meant to be working.
nah, i was just--
342
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,435
i was just preeing
the ting, innit?
343
00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:56,470
nah, man, we're meant
to be doing a fucking move
344
00:13:56,538 --> 00:13:58,540
and you're here skanking
with the gal-dem sugar.
345
00:13:58,773 --> 00:14:00,074
have you even spotted
bizzle yet, cuz?
346
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,009
yeah, obviously,
he's over there, innit?
347
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:03,911
he's looking kinda hench
though, i lie?
348
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,913
fuck that, fam.
man's got the mash, innit?
349
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,081
i can't even lie, cuz.
350
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,783
i feel to let it off
in the air right now.
351
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,984
whoa! whoa! whoa!
what's wrong with you, bruv?
352
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,253
chill your pants, man.
why you so hype for, bro?
353
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,189
sorry, bro.
how much weed you smoke today?
354
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:16,857
just a couple of zoots,
g. i'm cool, man.
355
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,660
you had your meds today, yeah?
yeah, bro.
356
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:21,228
.
oi, calm, fam.
357
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,863
he's in the toilet
on his js, cuz.
358
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,998
we gotta move to him now!
get the mandem, innit.
359
00:14:25,099 --> 00:14:26,233
performer 2:
♪ ...that's a combination ♪
360
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,001
♪ gyal with a big back's
my weakness ♪
361
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,671
♪ but when i punch man
it's grievous ♪
362
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,205
♪ boom
they'll play back the cctv... ♪
363
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,742
i'm not gonna lie!
you man are sick!
364
00:14:33,808 --> 00:14:34,776
♪ ...ball like lakers... ♪
365
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:38,546
i feel sick. .
this is what i mean, man.
366
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,583
can't we do this ourselves,
bruv? riko and kane.
367
00:14:41,683 --> 00:14:43,951
riko and kane.
let's do this, famalamo!
368
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,419
♪ fuck that, man
i don't give a f ♪
369
00:14:45,486 --> 00:14:47,054
♪ what, you wanna get smoked?
cigarette ♪
370
00:14:47,388 --> 00:14:48,889
♪ english
english girl named... ♪
371
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:51,693
dench sausage needs to...
. ...release!
372
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,962
.
.
373
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,897
.
.
374
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,534
yo, bizzle,
click-clack, it's showtime.
375
00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:02,069
hold on, cuz,
i'm pissing innit?
376
00:15:02,136 --> 00:15:05,005
.
377
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,241
oh, for real. sorry, fam.
378
00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:11,945
true say, he is pissing,
and you can't really rush a man.
379
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:16,518
.
380
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,325
.
.
381
00:15:27,762 --> 00:15:29,363
what you saying?
y-- you finished yet?
382
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:32,166
nah, fam.
383
00:15:33,735 --> 00:15:34,702
he ain't finished yet.
384
00:15:36,905 --> 00:15:38,038
.
.
385
00:15:38,606 --> 00:15:40,775
what's all this?
kane: what does it
look like, fam?
386
00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:42,610
this is
a click-clack robbery, cuz.
387
00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:45,747
remain silent and hush them big,
dry lips of yours
388
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,582
'cause i ain't scared of you!
389
00:15:47,715 --> 00:15:50,518
now, give me your... .
390
00:15:50,652 --> 00:15:53,387
what shall i ask first, fam?
his watch or his chain?
391
00:15:53,721 --> 00:15:54,988
dunno, what's worth more ps?
392
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,792
what's worth more ps, fam,
your watch or your chain?
393
00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,661
what, is this some type
of prank or something?
394
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,295
this ain't no prank, rudeboy.
395
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,898
this is crimewatch uk live
and direct in your face!
396
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,399
this is a real life move.
397
00:16:05,499 --> 00:16:08,770
click-clack!
you man can't be serious, man.
398
00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:10,337
why's your hand all shaking for?
399
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,640
nah, don't watch that, cuz.
400
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:14,909
man's just got
a lickle arthritis, innit?
401
00:16:15,476 --> 00:16:18,178
but what you saying?
can i have your watch, please?
402
00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:19,346
.
fuck that!
403
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,315
man want your fucking watch,
your fucking chain,
404
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,983
your fucking ring,
your fucking hat,
405
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,552
the fucking creps,
your fucking wallet!
406
00:16:24,619 --> 00:16:27,054
everything, fam!
oyster card, library card
407
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,156
fucking nectar card,
and even your boxers, blud!
408
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,659
give man everything.
anything and everything.
409
00:16:31,759 --> 00:16:34,261
man want your fucking car keys
and some weed...
410
00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:35,897
. ...if you got any.
411
00:16:36,531 --> 00:16:40,568
man said boxers.
take off or get lit up,
it's that simple, fam.
412
00:16:40,835 --> 00:16:43,237
it's like that, yeah?
damn right it's like that, cuz.
413
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:44,572
put this shit
in your lyrics, rudeboy.
414
00:16:44,639 --> 00:16:47,642
you got robbed by riko
and kane, fam, skengville, blud.
415
00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:49,844
yeah, that's right, cuz!
416
00:16:49,944 --> 00:16:51,579
give me them
nectar points, cuzzy.
417
00:16:51,646 --> 00:16:53,915
yeah, tryna stall the ting,
you get me?
418
00:16:53,982 --> 00:16:56,416
. i should shoot
a man down for that!
419
00:16:56,518 --> 00:16:57,685
what, what, what?
420
00:16:57,752 --> 00:16:59,152
what you know
about riko and kane?
421
00:16:59,253 --> 00:17:01,054
biggest gangbangers in the game.
click-clack!
422
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:02,289
kane: man wanna talk about fame
423
00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:03,925
until you get popped
for your chain.
424
00:17:03,992 --> 00:17:05,058
click-clack!
that's right.
425
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:08,362
any time you hear click-clack,
you know skengville are back!
426
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,331
i'm talking 'bout certi gang,
badboy for life,
427
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:14,334
badboy up
in this building. .
428
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:15,770
what's with the
fucking long ting, cuz?
429
00:17:15,837 --> 00:17:18,405
hurry the fuck up before i put
a bullet in your bumhole, fam.
430
00:17:18,506 --> 00:17:21,910
.
oh, my god! hey, sprinkle.
431
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,277
no, no, no, babe,
432
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,813
what you doing playing
with sexy sex toys?
433
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:26,881
it's not--
434
00:17:27,281 --> 00:17:29,617
drag performer: if you wanted
to play with a big hard toy
435
00:17:29,884 --> 00:17:31,184
then you should've just asked
436
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:37,257
'cause i got a big hard one
right here for you. .
437
00:17:40,795 --> 00:17:42,797
.
.
438
00:17:42,864 --> 00:17:45,332
you know man
was just joking, innit.
shut up, you dickhead!
439
00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:46,968
leave it, yeah!
.
440
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,169
serious, i can expl--
.
441
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,039
.
lethal bizzle: nah, fam.
442
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,941
charlie, you know
what these dickheads tried
443
00:17:53,007 --> 00:17:54,876
to do to me?
charlie: whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
444
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,678
these pussyholes tried
to rob me, fam.
445
00:17:56,744 --> 00:18:00,014
nah, these dickheads tried
a roll-up on big biz.
446
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,015
.
dickheads!
447
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,851
look at you now, fam.
your fucking peak, them boxers.
448
00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:06,286
charlie: hey, where you get them
boxershorts from, rudeboy?
449
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:09,323
swear it's got skid marks!
.
450
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,758
lethal bizzle: hop on
your legs for me, bro.
451
00:18:11,059 --> 00:18:12,961
charlie: hey, hop, rudeboy!
lethal bizzle: hop on ya leg,
bro. hop!
452
00:18:13,027 --> 00:18:14,094
hop on your legs, fam.
charlie: hop!
453
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,597
lethal bizzle: higher than that.
higher than that.
454
00:18:15,697 --> 00:18:17,097
charlie: hop!
higher than that, bro.
455
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,098
.
456
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,802
lethal bizzle: switch legs,
blud. squat. squat.
457
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,604
squat, fam,
you got chicken legs, man.
458
00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:23,504
star jumps, cuz.
459
00:18:23,738 --> 00:18:25,640
give me some star jumps.
put some energy into it.
460
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,910
come on. that's not a star jump!
hey, dutty wine for me as well.
461
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,012
hey! dutty wine
for me as well, man.
462
00:18:31,079 --> 00:18:32,212
together, fam. wine.
what the fuck?
463
00:18:32,513 --> 00:18:34,949
lethal bizzle: slow wine, bro,
slow wine. lower than that.
464
00:18:35,049 --> 00:18:36,316
charlie: do what
you're told, rudeboy.
465
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:38,586
lethal bizzle: lower than that,
fam. lower than that, fam.
466
00:18:38,653 --> 00:18:45,325
. that's nasty!
look at them, man! .
467
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,194
lethal bizzle: oi, linkup tv,
you getting this, fam?
468
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,229
you getting this?
oi, do me a favor, fam,
469
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:50,865
tell me who these
fucking dickheads are, blud.
470
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,467
dickheads! dickheads! dickheads!
all: . dickheads!
dickheads! dickheads!
471
00:18:53,568 --> 00:18:55,670
dickheads! dickheads!
dickheads!
472
00:18:55,737 --> 00:18:57,538
lethal bizzle: trying to rob me?
you crazy, fam?
473
00:18:57,605 --> 00:18:59,373
all: . dickheads!
dickheads! dickheads! dickheads!
474
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,042
lethal bizzle: .
give some star jumps.
475
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,578
. hey, these man
are waste, fam.
476
00:19:03,845 --> 00:19:05,212
i'm catching bare joke.
477
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,314
hey, let me see, fam.
shut up, man.
478
00:19:07,381 --> 00:19:09,216
.
aerol: dickhead.
479
00:19:09,383 --> 00:19:11,284
terry: .
listen, i'm sorry, mate!
480
00:19:11,385 --> 00:19:12,587
i'll get your money, i promise.
481
00:19:12,787 --> 00:19:15,422
i'll get your money, please,
please. don't, don't... .
482
00:19:15,823 --> 00:19:18,425
.
.
483
00:19:18,526 --> 00:19:19,727
.
.
484
00:19:19,794 --> 00:19:20,561
aerol: rah...
485
00:19:21,062 --> 00:19:23,196
. ...my man got dashed
off the fourth floor, ya na!
486
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:28,670
.
487
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:35,242
.
488
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,745
female automated voice:
going down.
489
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:57,565
.
.
490
00:19:57,699 --> 00:19:59,499
.
.
491
00:20:00,601 --> 00:20:01,334
what's up?
492
00:20:01,536 --> 00:20:03,236
.
.
493
00:20:04,639 --> 00:20:06,874
said he gonna be here
in a sec still.
shotti: cool.
494
00:20:06,941 --> 00:20:08,241
fam, what happened with my man?
495
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,745
that dickhead tried
to short man five bills.
496
00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:11,979
five bills, bro?
497
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,347
you dashed man
off the balcony for five bills?
498
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,651
fam, i'll dash you
off the balcony for two.
499
00:20:17,618 --> 00:20:19,352
fucking dickhead.
.
500
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,589
this is what i'm saying, cuz,
you ain't built for this.
501
00:20:21,656 --> 00:20:23,191
nah, what d'you mean,
bro? man is.
502
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:24,357
i wanted to chat to you still.
503
00:20:24,559 --> 00:20:26,060
i think we should rob
some banks.
504
00:20:26,661 --> 00:20:28,495
this ain't fucking 1990, bro.
505
00:20:28,696 --> 00:20:30,297
nah, man's got
this app, innit, like,
506
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:33,067
it can interfere
and turn off cameras--
shut up, man.
507
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,469
.
yeah, he's here, fam.
508
00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:36,671
cool.
509
00:20:37,138 --> 00:20:38,539
man's gotta go pattern
some business.
510
00:20:38,606 --> 00:20:41,809
.
511
00:20:46,981 --> 00:20:48,950
.
my father will talk to you now.
512
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:51,219
.
shotti.
513
00:20:51,519 --> 00:20:52,620
yeah. what
you saying, krzysztof?
514
00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:55,322
i'm going to need
some more of your product.
515
00:20:55,556 --> 00:20:57,091
yeah, that's cool but...
516
00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:59,160
got a different batch
this time around.
517
00:20:59,594 --> 00:21:01,929
.
better quality.
518
00:21:11,873 --> 00:21:14,509
.
519
00:21:18,579 --> 00:21:19,981
my daughter says it's good.
520
00:21:20,047 --> 00:21:23,316
shotti: thing is, yeah,
this batch is 38 on a key
521
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,285
and the minimum
i can bring you is three.
522
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:26,453
that's no problem.
523
00:21:26,854 --> 00:21:29,289
so, i send someone next week
to drop and collect, yes?
524
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:33,127
yeah. next week's cool.
my grandmother used to say
525
00:21:33,694 --> 00:21:35,797
"you should never steal
from yourself...
526
00:21:36,097 --> 00:21:40,535
or the hand that feeds you."
. my gran
used to say...
527
00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:44,005
"steal from me
and i'll slap you silly."
528
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,742
think our grans
would get on, innit?
529
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:53,080
.
530
00:21:53,681 --> 00:21:56,717
.
.
531
00:21:57,185 --> 00:21:58,586
.
532
00:21:58,953 --> 00:22:02,489
.
.
533
00:22:02,723 --> 00:22:05,193
wagwan, fam?
man, fuck these pricks.
534
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,728
man tryna pull up
in his front room, you know.
535
00:22:08,162 --> 00:22:09,063
oi, listen up!
536
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:12,233
.
i want everyone out here active.
537
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,770
if any of the mandem see
any of my fucking opps
538
00:22:15,837 --> 00:22:16,737
the de marcos,
539
00:22:17,071 --> 00:22:19,974
i don't give a shit if man
is with his fucking aunt
540
00:22:20,041 --> 00:22:22,475
or fucking uncle,
you light them pricks up.
541
00:22:22,610 --> 00:22:24,879
you hear me?
all: course, man. yeah!
542
00:22:24,979 --> 00:22:27,380
.
543
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:28,716
what you saying
for this polish man?
544
00:22:28,950 --> 00:22:31,552
on the next one, bro,
man's gonna pattern that pussy.
545
00:22:32,153 --> 00:22:34,021
show man this is my hood!
546
00:22:34,722 --> 00:22:36,456
.
this kebab is peng, blud.
547
00:22:36,657 --> 00:22:38,391
i love the way
the succulent beef mixes in
548
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:39,527
with the flavorsome sauces.
549
00:22:39,594 --> 00:22:41,361
.
so scrumptious, cuz.
550
00:22:41,762 --> 00:22:44,265
bruv, man's got
real life problems, g.
551
00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:45,867
what we gonna do
about the patels?
552
00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:50,137
oh, yeah, the patels.
we're a laughingstock, man.
553
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:51,906
that bizzle video's
everywhere, bruv.
554
00:22:51,973 --> 00:22:55,243
i'm just bait, the shadeborough,
grime daily, linkup tv.
555
00:22:55,343 --> 00:22:57,311
i even emailed youtube
to take it down.
556
00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:58,779
what? allow that, cuz.
557
00:22:58,846 --> 00:23:01,115
man, i kinda like
the video still.
what?
558
00:23:01,282 --> 00:23:02,449
man all see
a couple comments, bro,
559
00:23:02,516 --> 00:23:03,450
saying i look buff and that.
560
00:23:03,851 --> 00:23:05,887
i'm all getting ratings, fam.
bruv, it was one comment
561
00:23:05,987 --> 00:23:08,856
and it came from
someone called "jimmy_69."
562
00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:09,891
jimmy, fam!
563
00:23:10,258 --> 00:23:12,392
that ain't a sexy look, g.
oi, a comment's a comment, bro,
564
00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:14,228
just 'cause you ain't getting
no comments, fam.
565
00:23:14,295 --> 00:23:15,529
bruv, fuck a comment, bruv.
566
00:23:15,763 --> 00:23:18,299
bruv, we're out here on stage
looking like some pussyholes.
567
00:23:18,366 --> 00:23:20,201
i'm out here looking
for redemption, bruv.
568
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,170
redemption. i like it.
like shawshank?
569
00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:26,274
you know what, yeah?
man ain't havin' it no more.
570
00:23:26,908 --> 00:23:28,643
man's gonna show the roads
what time it is.
571
00:23:28,843 --> 00:23:31,145
and i ain't talking
about no quarter past three.
572
00:23:31,579 --> 00:23:33,214
i'm talking about a big move.
573
00:23:33,881 --> 00:23:36,684
riko and kane, g.
riko and kane,
cuz, you're right.
574
00:23:36,817 --> 00:23:38,686
i say i call my mandem
and arrange another move.
575
00:23:38,819 --> 00:23:41,488
nah, fam. i ain't got time
for your cbbc mandem, blud.
576
00:23:41,756 --> 00:23:45,192
this time we do something big.
like what though, fam?
577
00:23:45,526 --> 00:23:49,330
. the move of all moves.
578
00:23:49,697 --> 00:23:51,899
something that's gonna
finally put us on the map
579
00:23:51,966 --> 00:23:54,335
as roadman for good.
.
580
00:23:55,002 --> 00:23:58,039
riko and kane, g.
riko and kane, g.
581
00:23:58,539 --> 00:23:59,540
.
582
00:24:00,007 --> 00:24:03,311
.
you sure about this, fam?
583
00:24:04,412 --> 00:24:08,249
told you, i'm sick and tired of
not being rated as a roadman.
584
00:24:08,349 --> 00:24:10,184
i'm on this ting,
and after today
585
00:24:10,251 --> 00:24:11,786
everyone's gonna know
about us, fam.
586
00:24:11,852 --> 00:24:13,788
i'm fully on this gun ting now.
587
00:24:14,088 --> 00:24:14,889
you sure about that?
588
00:24:14,956 --> 00:24:15,957
the other day
you was moving shook.
589
00:24:16,023 --> 00:24:17,325
you was all shaking
and that, bro.
590
00:24:17,391 --> 00:24:19,360
i told you,
it was the arthritis.
591
00:24:19,427 --> 00:24:20,995
but my doctor sorted
that out now.
592
00:24:21,329 --> 00:24:24,231
thank god for the nhs.
god bless the nhs.
593
00:24:24,398 --> 00:24:25,566
it's time for that click-clack.
594
00:24:25,633 --> 00:24:27,668
it's about to go
off in there, fam.
595
00:24:27,735 --> 00:24:30,171
you ready steady cook, yeah?
i dunno, man.
596
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,106
a bank robbery,
it's a bit hype for us, na?
597
00:24:32,173 --> 00:24:35,109
exactly! that's where
we've been going wrong, fam.
598
00:24:35,209 --> 00:24:36,077
we need to be more hype.
599
00:24:36,377 --> 00:24:39,747
bare roadman do bank robberies
and now, it's our time.
600
00:24:39,847 --> 00:24:42,650
riko and kane, bang-bang.
riko: fuck it.
601
00:24:42,783 --> 00:24:45,820
bang-bang, let's do this, fam.
oi, oi, what you lot saying?
602
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,922
what the fuck, man?
uh, you know who man is, innit?
603
00:24:47,989 --> 00:24:50,358
yeah, man know who you are, fam.
nah, nah, it's man like ed.
604
00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:53,493
certified crackhead.
crack... ed... you get it?
605
00:24:53,561 --> 00:24:55,129
you get it? crack-ed...
.
606
00:24:55,262 --> 00:24:57,631
. ♪ man beg for bread
i don't have a bed ♪
607
00:24:57,698 --> 00:24:58,766
♪ i shit on my leg... ♪
608
00:24:58,833 --> 00:25:00,668
just fuck off, man.
no, no, reeks.
609
00:25:00,735 --> 00:25:02,336
bro, reeks,
i saw your mum, innit?
610
00:25:02,403 --> 00:25:04,605
what? don't talk
about my mum, man.
crack ed: no, no. no, bro.
611
00:25:04,672 --> 00:25:05,840
i saw your mum
in the showers, innit?
612
00:25:05,906 --> 00:25:08,009
what the fuck?
no, no, in the swimming pool.
613
00:25:08,109 --> 00:25:08,876
leighton leisure lagoon.
614
00:25:09,176 --> 00:25:11,145
i go there sometimes
to wash my ball bags, yeah.
615
00:25:11,212 --> 00:25:12,947
it's only 20p. it's a bargain!
616
00:25:13,047 --> 00:25:15,182
anyway, you see your mum, yeah.
i'm watching her wash herself.
617
00:25:15,249 --> 00:25:17,018
yeah, no, no, i weren't looking.
i weren't looking.
618
00:25:17,184 --> 00:25:19,220
tell a lie, i might have looked
once but respectfully.
619
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,489
she's pretty,
she's got nice legs.
strong legs.
620
00:25:21,555 --> 00:25:22,923
stop talking
about my mum!
crack ed: nah, bro.
621
00:25:22,990 --> 00:25:24,625
nah, she's standing
by the locker, yeah.
622
00:25:24,692 --> 00:25:27,595
she's looking all sad and that,
no p, just a bikini.
623
00:25:27,661 --> 00:25:29,997
so, man like me,
i subsidized that.
624
00:25:30,097 --> 00:25:33,334
i made that transaction happen.
i gave her the pound, bro.
625
00:25:33,467 --> 00:25:34,535
she was so happy.
626
00:25:34,802 --> 00:25:36,937
she was so perky and i'm
just thinking out loud here bro,
627
00:25:37,004 --> 00:25:39,940
i'm gonna need that pound back.
move man, you ginger shithead!
628
00:25:40,007 --> 00:25:40,741
what did you say?
629
00:25:40,808 --> 00:25:42,209
all right, here we go.
ginger?
630
00:25:42,376 --> 00:25:43,611
you call me ginger, bruv?
631
00:25:43,778 --> 00:25:45,813
d'you know what? you man can say
whatever you want about me.
632
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,716
you can say i shit in a bush,
i shit on the highroad.
633
00:25:49,016 --> 00:25:52,019
i don't wipe my bum,
but so what? who does?
634
00:25:52,086 --> 00:25:53,687
but ginger, bruv?
it's not even ginger.
635
00:25:53,754 --> 00:25:56,023
it's more like strawberry blond.
look, i'll show you my p--
636
00:25:56,123 --> 00:25:57,691
what are you doing?
allow that, bro, man!
637
00:25:57,758 --> 00:25:58,826
got like a salmon tinge.
638
00:25:58,893 --> 00:26:00,394
it's cool, you don't have
to show, man!
639
00:26:00,461 --> 00:26:02,163
allow it! give him
the pound, bro!
640
00:26:02,363 --> 00:26:04,665
here, just take the pound!
take the pound. fuck off, bro!
oh, reeks, bro.
641
00:26:04,832 --> 00:26:08,369
love for that, bro. i can feel
the ginger love in you, brother.
642
00:26:08,836 --> 00:26:11,005
oi, kane, what you saying, yeah?
you got a pound for me, brother?
643
00:26:11,072 --> 00:26:12,541
i'll sing for you,
yeah? .
644
00:26:12,773 --> 00:26:14,875
♪ your balls don't smell
like they used to before ♪
645
00:26:15,042 --> 00:26:17,745
.
chat to me and i will quarantine
your life, rudeboy!
646
00:26:17,845 --> 00:26:19,647
big man, say no more.
647
00:26:19,713 --> 00:26:21,282
i'm not tryna get
my head licked off here, fellas.
648
00:26:21,348 --> 00:26:23,184
i feel like i've got
a lot of potential in life
649
00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:25,152
and i can see you lot
are somewhat busy
650
00:26:25,219 --> 00:26:27,488
so i'm gonna bounce
by the ounce, freaks.
651
00:26:27,556 --> 00:26:28,789
i love you, son, kane.
652
00:26:28,856 --> 00:26:30,991
keep doing you, brother.
i see it, i see it all.
653
00:26:31,058 --> 00:26:33,027
i see it, keep doing you,
brother. i love you fellas.
654
00:26:33,094 --> 00:26:33,794
i love you.
655
00:26:34,028 --> 00:26:35,262
. ♪ man beg
for bread... ♪
656
00:26:35,329 --> 00:26:36,497
what you doing, fam?
657
00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:38,032
what you saying, man?
i just got gassed, man.
658
00:26:38,099 --> 00:26:40,067
come, we do this, blud.
.
659
00:26:41,570 --> 00:26:43,572
yeah, hold on a minute.
you got your debit card?
660
00:26:43,671 --> 00:26:44,872
what? what for?
661
00:26:45,239 --> 00:26:47,576
parking! i ain't trying
to get no ticket.
662
00:26:47,975 --> 00:26:50,311
blud, we're robbing a bank,
man, fuck the parking, g.
663
00:26:50,377 --> 00:26:51,645
are you dumb?
664
00:26:51,779 --> 00:26:53,681
i ain't about
this pcn ticket life!
665
00:26:53,781 --> 00:26:55,449
that's about 65-pound
666
00:26:55,517 --> 00:26:58,018
and in the words
of joseph junior adinuga,
667
00:26:58,085 --> 00:26:58,786
"that's not me."
668
00:26:59,286 --> 00:27:02,223
cuz, this looks mad wet, bro.
bruv, stop being tight, man.
669
00:27:02,289 --> 00:27:02,990
i paid for the petrol
670
00:27:03,124 --> 00:27:04,559
and the frutellas
on the way down.
671
00:27:05,092 --> 00:27:07,328
frutellas are badman sweet,
you get me?
672
00:27:07,895 --> 00:27:09,730
whatever, man, i'll pay
for the parking, bro.
673
00:27:10,064 --> 00:27:12,933
can we do this, fam?
my guy!
674
00:27:14,802 --> 00:27:16,036
hello! .
675
00:27:16,170 --> 00:27:19,240
♪ can't you see the sign?
it's a double yellow line ♪
676
00:27:19,773 --> 00:27:22,877
♪ i'm sorry, sir
but you cannot park your car ♪
677
00:27:23,043 --> 00:27:25,813
♪ try to understand
i'm just an african ♪
678
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:29,350
♪ so, who d'you think you are?
just move your car ♪
679
00:27:30,084 --> 00:27:32,353
. dirty ed!
680
00:27:32,621 --> 00:27:35,956
.
681
00:27:36,023 --> 00:27:37,592
look at this orangutan!
.
682
00:27:37,658 --> 00:27:40,261
you are causing a tsunami
in london again!
683
00:27:40,595 --> 00:27:44,298
.
.
684
00:27:44,431 --> 00:27:47,501
♪ i should have seen the sign
now, i have to pay this fine ♪
685
00:27:47,868 --> 00:27:48,869
.
686
00:27:49,103 --> 00:27:50,505
.
.
687
00:27:50,572 --> 00:27:52,541
. mummy!
kid's mother: oh...
688
00:27:52,607 --> 00:27:53,608
fuck off!
.
689
00:27:53,908 --> 00:27:56,177
. about
"man don't rob banks".
690
00:27:56,443 --> 00:27:58,846
that's 'cause man don't know
about the true capabilities.
691
00:27:59,413 --> 00:28:00,582
.
692
00:28:00,748 --> 00:28:03,250
.
.
693
00:28:04,218 --> 00:28:04,952
. see?
694
00:28:05,419 --> 00:28:07,589
bet you didn't know i could do
that, innit, shotti? .
695
00:28:07,721 --> 00:28:10,991
that's a g out here!
.
696
00:28:12,661 --> 00:28:13,562
man like leo.
.
697
00:28:14,428 --> 00:28:16,363
riko: everyone shut the fuck up
and get on the fucking floor!
.
698
00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:17,932
this is what you call
a roadman special delivery
699
00:28:17,998 --> 00:28:19,266
fucking bank robbery
extravaganza.
700
00:28:19,634 --> 00:28:21,001
you know what, yeah?
everyone by the wall.
701
00:28:21,068 --> 00:28:22,537
. everyone
by the wall now.
702
00:28:22,604 --> 00:28:23,704
.
did i stutter?
703
00:28:24,038 --> 00:28:25,806
i said everyone shut the fuck up
and get on your fucking knees.
704
00:28:25,873 --> 00:28:29,343
. oh, my god,
this is so eeky!
705
00:28:29,644 --> 00:28:31,613
please don't hurt me!
what? eeky?
706
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:32,780
shut your mouth,
you butters sket!
707
00:28:33,047 --> 00:28:34,949
i'm not here to bum you, am i?
what you screaming for, man?
708
00:28:35,015 --> 00:28:37,384
this is a fucking bank robbery,
everyone shut the fuck up
709
00:28:37,484 --> 00:28:38,819
and get on the fucking floor!
710
00:28:38,953 --> 00:28:40,854
yeah, i got this, bro,
go hit that belly.
711
00:28:40,921 --> 00:28:42,823
kane: that's right,
it's a bank robbery, baby!
712
00:28:43,157 --> 00:28:44,792
give me everything you've got.
713
00:28:44,858 --> 00:28:47,562
i'm talking about pounds,
10ps, 5ps
714
00:28:47,662 --> 00:28:49,296
and even the brown pennies!
715
00:28:49,430 --> 00:28:50,632
you want the pennies?
716
00:28:50,798 --> 00:28:53,067
i'm like asda, baby,
every penny counts.
717
00:28:53,234 --> 00:28:57,539
.
now, fill up
my two jb bags, chop-chop!
718
00:28:57,706 --> 00:29:00,307
time waits for no one!
.
719
00:29:01,342 --> 00:29:04,445
kane: . okay, yep.
okay, all right.
720
00:29:04,912 --> 00:29:06,648
all right, so darling,
what you're gonna do is...
721
00:29:06,814 --> 00:29:07,781
how do, um...
722
00:29:08,182 --> 00:29:10,184
how do i put this through, man?
slide it through, innit?
723
00:29:10,284 --> 00:29:12,353
kane: i am trying to slide it
through, darling.
push, push and slide.
724
00:29:12,419 --> 00:29:13,454
huh?
slide it.
725
00:29:13,622 --> 00:29:15,923
what d'you, i'm--
i'm-- i'm doing it.
push and slide.
726
00:29:15,990 --> 00:29:17,124
kane: like this?
rowanda: push and slide.
727
00:29:17,191 --> 00:29:18,325
kane: oh. push
and slide. uh-oh...
728
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,228
okay, yeah. take the second one,
thank you very much.
729
00:29:21,295 --> 00:29:24,031
.
hold on, hold on, hold on.
730
00:29:24,365 --> 00:29:28,068
i swear i know your voice
from somewhere.
what? you better hush your gums.
731
00:29:28,168 --> 00:29:31,071
you don't know me, bruv!
i swear to god...
732
00:29:31,205 --> 00:29:32,072
i will shoot you!
733
00:29:32,206 --> 00:29:35,276
i will put a bullet
in your brains, fam!
734
00:29:35,376 --> 00:29:38,178
.
i know you're not talking
to me like that!
735
00:29:38,279 --> 00:29:41,616
that's it. everyone over here
like one big happy family.
736
00:29:41,782 --> 00:29:44,285
are you deaf, cuz?
i said get down on the floor.
737
00:29:44,351 --> 00:29:45,452
do your ting, innit.
738
00:29:45,853 --> 00:29:47,187
but man ain't getting
on no floor.
739
00:29:47,421 --> 00:29:49,323
fam, man ain't asking like
to say if man wanted
740
00:29:49,390 --> 00:29:51,760
a cup of tea or something,
man is giving orders, fam.
741
00:29:51,825 --> 00:29:53,294
like i'm a madman,
cuz, it's official.
742
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,496
read about me.
i will leng it down in here.
743
00:29:55,697 --> 00:29:56,997
please don't "leng"
anything down!
744
00:29:57,431 --> 00:29:59,768
fuck me, how much longer's
this gonna take?
745
00:29:59,833 --> 00:30:01,302
i got a 48 bus to catch!
746
00:30:01,368 --> 00:30:04,271
this is just spectacular.
proper spectacular robbery, cuz.
747
00:30:04,338 --> 00:30:06,340
everyone shut your mouth,
i swear down, man!
748
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,976
nah, i swear i recognize your
little whiney street rat voice
749
00:30:09,043 --> 00:30:11,945
from somewhere.
. i told you,
you don't know me, man.
750
00:30:12,079 --> 00:30:13,080
i don't think
you're getting this.
751
00:30:13,180 --> 00:30:16,116
i'm a roadman
for life. click-clack!
752
00:30:16,183 --> 00:30:17,786
hold on a minute, fam.
. what?
753
00:30:17,918 --> 00:30:18,952
am i going mad?
754
00:30:19,219 --> 00:30:20,588
why have you got two guns
and man's only got one?
755
00:30:21,021 --> 00:30:22,990
you really doing this
right now, fam?
riko: yes, i'm doing
this right now.
756
00:30:23,090 --> 00:30:25,192
what gives you the right to have
two guns and man's only got one?
757
00:30:25,292 --> 00:30:27,227
i couldn't get you two, innit.
i could only get three so--
758
00:30:27,294 --> 00:30:29,096
so, why d'you get two then?
i wanted two.
759
00:30:29,163 --> 00:30:30,565
i'm the one holding
the hostages, fam.
760
00:30:30,632 --> 00:30:31,733
why d'you get two and i didn't?
761
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,400
why fam, why?
riko, you're bugging out, g.
762
00:30:33,467 --> 00:30:35,269
oh, my gosh, you just said
my name, fam.
763
00:30:35,369 --> 00:30:36,303
what? no i didn't!
764
00:30:36,403 --> 00:30:37,971
yes, you did, you just said
my name, riko.
765
00:30:38,038 --> 00:30:39,306
why would you say
your own name for?
766
00:30:39,373 --> 00:30:41,108
i only said my name
'cause you said my name first.
767
00:30:41,175 --> 00:30:42,744
what are you, some kind of
snitch or something?
768
00:30:42,811 --> 00:30:44,278
sounds like a snitch
to me, mate!
769
00:30:44,345 --> 00:30:45,312
i'm not a snitch!
770
00:30:45,379 --> 00:30:47,649
and i didn't say your name, fam.
you did, innit?
771
00:30:47,782 --> 00:30:48,683
innit? he said my name.
772
00:30:48,849 --> 00:30:52,386
question! is this a joke?
oh, my days!
773
00:30:52,486 --> 00:30:56,857
shut the fuck up
and count my money, bitch!
774
00:30:57,257 --> 00:30:59,126
if i said your name,
it was an accident.
775
00:30:59,193 --> 00:31:00,729
i'm sorry, all right?
all right, cool, bro.
776
00:31:00,795 --> 00:31:03,163
what if i say
your name then, cuz?
why would you do that for?
777
00:31:03,230 --> 00:31:04,566
'cause it might be
an accident, innit?
778
00:31:04,699 --> 00:31:07,935
this is some fucking joke ting.
kane patrick armand ketende!
779
00:31:08,001 --> 00:31:08,936
what the fuck?
780
00:31:09,069 --> 00:31:10,337
why would you say
my full name for?
781
00:31:10,471 --> 00:31:11,972
i'm sorry, bro,
it was an accident, innit?
782
00:31:12,039 --> 00:31:13,974
oh, okay, okay,
you wanna play games, yeah?
783
00:31:14,041 --> 00:31:16,076
all right. . check this.
784
00:31:16,243 --> 00:31:18,847
richard oshlam byaseff bulouck.
oh, my god, fam.
785
00:31:18,946 --> 00:31:20,447
don't call me richard,
cuz! i told you.
786
00:31:20,515 --> 00:31:22,149
you know i don't like
when people call me richard!
787
00:31:22,216 --> 00:31:23,852
what you gonna do 'bout it?
what you gonna do 'bout it?
788
00:31:23,917 --> 00:31:25,352
i could do a lot.
i could do a lot too.
789
00:31:25,419 --> 00:31:26,788
set pace then.
i'm setting pace, fam.
790
00:31:26,855 --> 00:31:29,256
oh, my days!
791
00:31:29,691 --> 00:31:31,191
you baited up your face, fam.
what?
792
00:31:31,392 --> 00:31:33,494
you ain't wearing your bally.
you ain't wearing
your bally either, man.
793
00:31:33,561 --> 00:31:35,963
. this is all your fault!
stop repeating me, man!
794
00:31:36,029 --> 00:31:39,099
both: just shut up, man!
rah! . riko and kane?
795
00:31:39,199 --> 00:31:42,069
you two clowns,
course it is! .
796
00:31:42,169 --> 00:31:44,739
who else would rob a bank
like this, but riko and kane?
797
00:31:44,839 --> 00:31:46,608
. idiots!
798
00:31:46,841 --> 00:31:48,942
look what you done!
look what i done? you mean,
look what you done!
799
00:31:49,009 --> 00:31:50,779
you started this by saying
my name first, fam.
800
00:31:50,879 --> 00:31:53,113
richard oshlam byaseff bulouck.
801
00:31:53,247 --> 00:31:56,383
such a good boy,
always so polite and friendly.
802
00:31:56,483 --> 00:31:57,519
what's happened to you?
803
00:31:57,685 --> 00:32:01,054
he's that fucking weirdo
that got himself sectioned.
804
00:32:01,121 --> 00:32:02,356
oh, yeah, i read about that.
805
00:32:02,557 --> 00:32:04,491
it's bipolar, all right?
and that's why i'm doing this.
806
00:32:04,559 --> 00:32:06,927
to show everyone
with mental health problems
807
00:32:06,994 --> 00:32:08,328
that you can do anything
you put your mind to.
808
00:32:08,563 --> 00:32:10,931
even a bank robbery.
believe and achieve.
809
00:32:10,998 --> 00:32:12,099
you can do anything.
810
00:32:12,199 --> 00:32:15,235
believe and achieve.
. that's sick.
811
00:32:15,369 --> 00:32:20,742
i mean, it is very inspiring.
812
00:32:20,842 --> 00:32:22,209
.
813
00:32:23,076 --> 00:32:25,513
you man need
to hurry the fuck up.
814
00:32:26,146 --> 00:32:28,348
man has got places to go.
i know!
815
00:32:28,415 --> 00:32:30,652
i'm supposed to be sitting
on face in half an hour still.
816
00:32:31,185 --> 00:32:32,119
absolutely!
.
817
00:32:32,186 --> 00:32:33,320
how long is this going to take?
818
00:32:33,521 --> 00:32:36,190
i've left my bicycle out there
and it's not even locked.
819
00:32:36,256 --> 00:32:38,091
i wouldn't leave my bike
unlocked around here, mate.
820
00:32:38,258 --> 00:32:39,193
lot of criminals about.
821
00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:41,361
.
i don't see criminals out here.
822
00:32:41,428 --> 00:32:43,363
i see young people
with no prospects,
823
00:32:43,430 --> 00:32:46,734
no future and no hope.
it's not very surprising
824
00:32:46,901 --> 00:32:48,368
after ten years
of a tory government.
825
00:32:48,435 --> 00:32:50,905
what the fuck is this, man?
everyone shut your mouth!
826
00:32:51,038 --> 00:32:53,006
this is a fucking bank robbery.
do you understand?
827
00:32:53,073 --> 00:32:54,542
i will start murking people
out here.
828
00:32:55,142 --> 00:32:56,310
allow it, wasteman.
829
00:32:56,443 --> 00:32:58,580
on a real, i ain't got time
for this shit.
830
00:32:58,913 --> 00:33:00,715
you man are a fucking joke.
831
00:33:00,815 --> 00:33:03,450
you ain't going nowhere, cuz.
what, you gonna shoot me, yeah?
832
00:33:04,184 --> 00:33:06,487
. do you even know
who i am, fam?
833
00:33:06,554 --> 00:33:08,923
i don't give a shit if
you was fucking hercules, fam.
834
00:33:08,989 --> 00:33:10,424
you need to be waiting
over there, cuz.
835
00:33:10,491 --> 00:33:12,660
shh, shh, fam,
you need to calm yourself
836
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,329
before i punch you
through that fucking wall.
837
00:33:15,429 --> 00:33:17,565
oh, my gosh, do you not see
what man is holding, fam?
838
00:33:17,632 --> 00:33:19,032
i don't give a shit
what you're holding,
839
00:33:19,099 --> 00:33:20,267
you dumb fuck.
840
00:33:20,434 --> 00:33:22,069
trust me, you don't want it
with me.
841
00:33:22,202 --> 00:33:23,303
listen, i'm gonna
have to ask you
842
00:33:23,370 --> 00:33:24,739
to sit over there,
you know, fam.
843
00:33:25,507 --> 00:33:26,741
i fucking warned you.
844
00:33:26,841 --> 00:33:29,777
what the fuck?
what the fuck is wrong with you?
shoot the brother!
845
00:33:29,844 --> 00:33:31,111
listen, i'll shoot you
you know, fam.
846
00:33:31,211 --> 00:33:33,280
i swear i'll shoot you, cuz.
.
847
00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:34,749
.
848
00:33:37,150 --> 00:33:38,920
blud, you're lucky
you're holding that strap.
849
00:33:39,453 --> 00:33:41,388
but just remember,
i've seen your face, innit.
850
00:33:43,925 --> 00:33:45,527
you fucked up, bruv.
851
00:33:46,326 --> 00:33:48,195
i will come back
and i will catch you
852
00:33:48,328 --> 00:33:50,397
and your whole fucking family.
853
00:33:51,799 --> 00:33:53,100
now, ask about me.
what?
854
00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:55,068
are you mad? i don't give
a shit who you are.
855
00:33:55,369 --> 00:33:58,973
all i'm saying is...
keep pointing that gun at me
856
00:33:59,273 --> 00:34:02,309
and i will shove it up
your fucking batty crease!
857
00:34:02,376 --> 00:34:04,679
what? ain't no one shoving
nothing up my bumbum-hole, cuz.
858
00:34:04,746 --> 00:34:06,346
i'll smash your head
through that fucking window.
859
00:34:06,548 --> 00:34:09,049
you should allow it, fam.
fuck that! man's a badman
out here, g.
860
00:34:09,116 --> 00:34:11,418
yeah? think you're
a badman, yeah?
861
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:12,452
go on then, shoot me.
862
00:34:12,654 --> 00:34:14,254
listen, they don't call me
"bipolar boy"
863
00:34:14,321 --> 00:34:16,490
for nothing, you know.
i'm a fuckin' madman, g!
864
00:34:16,558 --> 00:34:18,726
now, sit the fuck down before
i disable your legs, cuzzy!
865
00:34:18,793 --> 00:34:21,829
yeah? is that right, yeah?
fucking shoot me then!
866
00:34:21,896 --> 00:34:23,130
shoot the pagan! pap-pap!
867
00:34:23,263 --> 00:34:24,766
goldeneye ting!
seriously, you should
allow it, fam.
868
00:34:24,899 --> 00:34:26,300
i'll shoot you, cuz.
fucking shoot me!
869
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,869
what do i do, fam? what do i do?
870
00:34:27,936 --> 00:34:29,436
shoot him!
i'll shoot you, fam.
871
00:34:29,504 --> 00:34:30,638
leo: fucking shoot me!
kane: riko, shoot!
872
00:34:30,905 --> 00:34:33,675
come on! do it!
fucking shoot me! .
kane: shoot him.
873
00:34:34,008 --> 00:34:34,943
.
.
874
00:34:35,009 --> 00:34:36,744
.
.
875
00:34:40,414 --> 00:34:43,818
yo, fam, are you all right?
i-- i was just joking, man.
876
00:34:43,885 --> 00:34:45,118
the-- the gun ain't
even loaded, cuz.
877
00:34:45,419 --> 00:34:48,221
what the fuck did you do, fam?
you fucking killed him.
878
00:34:48,322 --> 00:34:50,758
nah, man. we were just chatting
and i-- i dunno what--
879
00:34:50,825 --> 00:34:52,961
i think he's just having
a nap or something.
880
00:34:53,393 --> 00:34:55,095
he looks dead to me, cuz.
881
00:34:55,195 --> 00:34:58,533
um... so, that's attempted
armed robbery and murder,
882
00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:00,602
so just so you know
you're looking at 30 years plus,
883
00:35:00,668 --> 00:35:02,402
for the both of you,
so... .
884
00:35:02,469 --> 00:35:05,172
now wait, hold on.
fam, you know
who that is, innit?
885
00:35:05,607 --> 00:35:07,642
that's leo da marco
from skengville, fam.
886
00:35:08,543 --> 00:35:10,444
i can't believe
you just duppied him like that.
887
00:35:10,745 --> 00:35:12,112
you're fucking sick, fam.
888
00:35:12,614 --> 00:35:15,617
wait, what? that's leo da marco?
. yeah, cuz.
889
00:35:15,817 --> 00:35:18,485
you're on that madman smoke,
innit? no long ting.
890
00:35:18,586 --> 00:35:20,420
man just run up in there
backed off the bally,
891
00:35:20,487 --> 00:35:22,222
robbed the dance!
killed off leo!
892
00:35:22,456 --> 00:35:24,458
you're on some
fucking rambo shit, g!
893
00:35:24,559 --> 00:35:27,095
nah, you're fucking nang!
what was your man's names again?
894
00:35:27,427 --> 00:35:29,864
riko and kane, g.
what the fuck, man?
895
00:35:29,931 --> 00:35:32,199
stop telling everyone our names!
nah, man, it's cool, g.
896
00:35:32,299 --> 00:35:34,167
man does fulltime road too.
i was actually gonna rob
897
00:35:34,334 --> 00:35:35,469
this place as well,
but you know.
898
00:35:35,603 --> 00:35:37,639
bruv, this ain't no fucking
meet and greet, g.
899
00:35:37,705 --> 00:35:39,373
all right, listen.
come, we kick man.
900
00:35:39,439 --> 00:35:41,542
boydem are gonna be here
any minute. we need to go.
901
00:35:41,909 --> 00:35:43,111
.
902
00:35:43,343 --> 00:35:45,713
wait, after all that you lot
don't even want the money now?
903
00:35:47,147 --> 00:35:49,751
.
riko and kane.
904
00:35:50,818 --> 00:35:51,586
gang, gang.
905
00:35:51,953 --> 00:35:53,054
.
.
906
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,889
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
907
00:35:55,355 --> 00:35:57,792
ian, bill.
.
908
00:35:57,959 --> 00:36:01,829
.
excuse me...
can you not do that?
909
00:36:02,429 --> 00:36:03,931
you need a hand with that, love?
910
00:36:04,799 --> 00:36:08,235
fucking tosser.
.
911
00:36:08,435 --> 00:36:11,039
think she needs a big,
wide one up her arse.
912
00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:12,573
lighten her load a little.
913
00:36:13,173 --> 00:36:14,976
do you see
who that dark fella was?
914
00:36:15,242 --> 00:36:17,210
.
ian... bill.
915
00:36:17,277 --> 00:36:20,313
. willy wanker william!
916
00:36:20,414 --> 00:36:22,617
oi-oi!
it's just william, okay?
917
00:36:22,817 --> 00:36:25,787
no "willy," no "wanker,"
just william.
918
00:36:25,887 --> 00:36:28,056
okay, "no willy william."
919
00:36:28,488 --> 00:36:31,258
i'll make another complaint,
you know. i will. i will do it!
920
00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:32,927
all right, ackee breath!
921
00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:36,130
very sensitive,
you lot, ain't ya? eh?
922
00:36:36,463 --> 00:36:39,332
always complaining
about something.
923
00:36:39,399 --> 00:36:41,334
ian, i'm gonna go inside
and do the camera checks.
924
00:36:41,468 --> 00:36:43,871
no need, bill.
i checked them already.
925
00:36:44,038 --> 00:36:45,606
they went down at 12:42.
926
00:36:45,707 --> 00:36:47,340
they're still struggling
to get them back on.
927
00:36:47,675 --> 00:36:49,911
an outside interference,
it seems.
928
00:36:50,111 --> 00:36:51,813
.
i must go now.
929
00:36:52,345 --> 00:36:53,514
there are crimes taking place
930
00:36:53,581 --> 00:36:55,883
and as always,
i must solve them.
931
00:36:56,216 --> 00:36:58,686
excuse me, thank you.
932
00:36:59,087 --> 00:37:00,621
.
933
00:37:02,523 --> 00:37:04,859
i smell fishy fanny here, billy.
934
00:37:04,959 --> 00:37:05,693
what, mate?
935
00:37:05,860 --> 00:37:07,962
i may not be an expert
on these things
936
00:37:08,029 --> 00:37:10,230
but i bet my left arse cheek
937
00:37:10,297 --> 00:37:11,933
on this having something
to do with shotti!
938
00:37:12,066 --> 00:37:14,769
i'm telling ya, mate,
if we want to start winning
939
00:37:15,036 --> 00:37:18,573
all we've gotta do is catch
the pricks who did this.
940
00:37:18,639 --> 00:37:21,576
if we solve this,
they've gotta start giving us
941
00:37:21,642 --> 00:37:24,112
guns or at least
some new tasers.
942
00:37:24,512 --> 00:37:26,948
.
.
943
00:37:28,248 --> 00:37:29,483
.
944
00:37:29,884 --> 00:37:32,687
. do you think feds
are gonna catch man, fam?
945
00:37:32,787 --> 00:37:35,523
i don't wanna go jail.
i can't go jail.
946
00:37:35,857 --> 00:37:39,227
thirty-five years, nah, man.
man's all small and all that.
947
00:37:39,292 --> 00:37:40,661
it'll be peak for me
in the showers, bro.
948
00:37:40,728 --> 00:37:42,362
i'll get raped.
probably, fam.
949
00:37:42,663 --> 00:37:44,766
but it's cool.
you're a roadman, innit?
950
00:37:45,265 --> 00:37:46,466
top gully badman, you get me?
951
00:37:46,768 --> 00:37:49,003
all roadmen have
to go prison sometime, fam.
952
00:37:49,203 --> 00:37:52,339
tupac, 50 cent, gigs,
nelson mandela.
953
00:37:52,405 --> 00:37:55,042
.
it'll make you more certi
on the roads, ya get me?
954
00:37:55,209 --> 00:37:58,079
.
.
955
00:37:58,445 --> 00:38:00,413
pinky: where the bumbaclartings
are you fuckboys, huh?
956
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,151
you bloody fuck-fucks!
don't fuck me, i fuck you!
957
00:38:03,518 --> 00:38:06,386
oh, this is peak, man.
man ain't got no p.
958
00:38:06,486 --> 00:38:07,789
we got bombay patel
on our backs.
959
00:38:07,855 --> 00:38:09,924
the robbery went wrong.
man all killed leo by accident.
960
00:38:09,991 --> 00:38:12,827
man's looking at jail.
i feel to cry, fam. real talk.
961
00:38:13,561 --> 00:38:15,129
i should've worn
my woolly hat, innit?
962
00:38:15,362 --> 00:38:17,865
. it's kinda cold.
yeah, i guess so.
963
00:38:19,167 --> 00:38:24,238
.
964
00:38:24,872 --> 00:38:27,542
♪ guns and pork
guns and pork, listen ♪
965
00:38:27,675 --> 00:38:30,278
♪ guns and pork
guns and pork, hard ♪
966
00:38:30,477 --> 00:38:33,181
♪ guns and pork
guns and pork, listen ♪
967
00:38:33,281 --> 00:38:35,750
♪ guns and pork
guns and pork, hard ♪
968
00:38:35,817 --> 00:38:37,819
.
hey, come on!
969
00:38:38,085 --> 00:38:39,386
come on.
run that, run that.
970
00:38:39,554 --> 00:38:41,823
growing pains,
you'll be all right.
the circle of life and that.
971
00:38:41,923 --> 00:38:43,724
but you're nearly 40!
shad: oi, shut up!
972
00:38:44,391 --> 00:38:45,860
.
973
00:38:45,993 --> 00:38:47,762
what you man saying?
what you man telling me?
974
00:38:47,829 --> 00:38:51,265
oh, shit! oh, shit!
975
00:38:51,431 --> 00:38:52,867
i beg you don't rob
my creps again, fam.
976
00:38:52,934 --> 00:38:55,636
nah, it's cool, man. man heard
about what you man done still.
977
00:38:55,703 --> 00:38:57,872
ah, no, that video on linkup,
that was just a little joke ting
978
00:38:57,939 --> 00:38:58,639
that we tried out, innit?
979
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:00,741
nah, man's talking about
you man murking leo, fam.
980
00:39:00,808 --> 00:39:02,076
no, that was just an acc--
what you saying?
981
00:39:02,176 --> 00:39:04,045
you man not on this ting, yeah?
it weren't even like that.
982
00:39:04,111 --> 00:39:05,513
you know what man
are calling you on the roads?
983
00:39:05,646 --> 00:39:07,715
man are calling you
rambo riko, fam.
984
00:39:08,149 --> 00:39:09,817
rambo riko?
how did you do it, g?
985
00:39:09,884 --> 00:39:11,586
big man, i'm hearing
my man can't die, fam.
986
00:39:11,686 --> 00:39:14,421
i'm hearing 28 lives, some
black magic obia settings, fam.
987
00:39:14,689 --> 00:39:15,990
on the real, fam,
how'd you kill him?
988
00:39:16,057 --> 00:39:17,424
see, that's the thing,
we didn't actually--
989
00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:20,328
what my boy's trying to say
is of course we murked him, fam.
990
00:39:20,427 --> 00:39:24,497
fuck a obia ting, fam.
i am mr. obia. mr. black magic.
991
00:39:24,565 --> 00:39:26,601
i done anyone's dance,
you get me?
992
00:39:26,934 --> 00:39:29,737
hold on, you didn't even do--
all right, easy, easy, easy.
993
00:39:29,804 --> 00:39:31,371
man don't talk too much.
you get me?
994
00:39:31,438 --> 00:39:32,506
oi! you the man?
995
00:39:32,807 --> 00:39:35,943
all right, run that photo.
your phone. let's go, let's go!
996
00:39:36,043 --> 00:39:37,211
all right, line up, line up!
997
00:39:37,278 --> 00:39:38,478
there you go,
let me get the limelight,
998
00:39:38,546 --> 00:39:39,847
let me get the main ting,
there we go.
999
00:39:39,914 --> 00:39:41,983
you man in the shot, yeah?
you man in the shot, yeah?
1000
00:39:42,049 --> 00:39:43,117
nice, nice, nice.
1001
00:39:43,184 --> 00:39:44,719
aye, on three, "riko," fam.
1002
00:39:45,219 --> 00:39:46,654
riko!
abendigo: rams!
1003
00:39:46,754 --> 00:39:48,055
both: riko!
.
1004
00:39:48,122 --> 00:39:49,156
let me see that, fam.
1005
00:39:49,724 --> 00:39:52,293
oh, my god, yeah, this is hard.
1006
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:53,728
hey, what price plan you
on, fam?
1007
00:39:54,095 --> 00:39:56,496
shad: all right, listen!
you man roll safe, you know.
1008
00:39:56,731 --> 00:39:58,733
man hear leo's brother's looking
for you man still.
1009
00:39:58,866 --> 00:40:01,869
what?
yeah, boy, when he finds out
he's gonna go mental.
1010
00:40:01,969 --> 00:40:03,004
his brother's a fruitcake.
1011
00:40:04,505 --> 00:40:06,040
who's leo's brother though, fam?
1012
00:40:07,474 --> 00:40:08,576
who's on the greeze?
1013
00:40:08,843 --> 00:40:10,443
tyreese.
female voice: tyreese
1014
00:40:10,544 --> 00:40:12,380
.
who's got da ps?
1015
00:40:12,445 --> 00:40:14,148
both: tyreese.
1016
00:40:14,782 --> 00:40:15,516
grape!
1017
00:40:15,816 --> 00:40:18,519
.
.
1018
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,390
zoop-zoop, 2-1, fam.
in your face, cuz!
1019
00:40:23,456 --> 00:40:24,558
in your face, fam!
.
1020
00:40:24,759 --> 00:40:27,328
man was just distracted, innit?
about zoop-zoop!
1021
00:40:27,494 --> 00:40:30,031
give me the fucking control pad,
rudeboy. .
1022
00:40:31,365 --> 00:40:33,634
.
see that goal?
1023
00:40:33,734 --> 00:40:35,870
standard procedures.
next hype, two all!
1024
00:40:36,037 --> 00:40:38,940
what you saying now, huh?
exactly! you fucking speng!
1025
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,876
this is my game, g. my game.
you all right, tamara?
1026
00:40:41,976 --> 00:40:42,743
yeah, i'm cool.
1027
00:40:43,177 --> 00:40:45,012
don't be talking to no boys,
lickle sketbag donkey head.
1028
00:40:45,079 --> 00:40:46,681
.
fucking mongoose!
1029
00:40:46,881 --> 00:40:48,549
oi, why the fuck
you asking my sister
1030
00:40:48,616 --> 00:40:51,319
if she's all right for, fam?
you trying to move to her, blud?
1031
00:40:51,385 --> 00:40:52,553
no.
you trying to press her
out, blud?
1032
00:40:52,853 --> 00:40:54,689
trying to chirps her up, cuz?
is that what you trying to do?
1033
00:40:54,789 --> 00:40:56,824
you must want man to confiscate
your legs, rudeboy.
1034
00:40:56,924 --> 00:40:58,659
sorry, t-man, didn't mean
no disrespect, fam.
1035
00:40:58,726 --> 00:41:00,493
i was just...
damn fucking right.
1036
00:41:00,561 --> 00:41:02,663
standard procedures
about, "are you all right?"
1037
00:41:02,730 --> 00:41:04,899
what, you wanna end up
like my guy, with a black eye?
1038
00:41:05,032 --> 00:41:08,169
rah, that all rhymes and that.
man's so intelligent out here.
1039
00:41:08,302 --> 00:41:09,303
how do i do this?
1040
00:41:09,403 --> 00:41:10,604
anyway, fuck about again,
1041
00:41:10,771 --> 00:41:12,673
you get a straight chinese burn
to the throat. .
1042
00:41:12,773 --> 00:41:14,508
rah, you're such a weirdo.
1043
00:41:14,608 --> 00:41:15,743
your mum's a fucking weirdo
1044
00:41:15,876 --> 00:41:17,678
and blatantly sucks dick
at the back of the 253 bus.
1045
00:41:17,745 --> 00:41:20,381
. so, go suck
your mum, you butters sket!
1046
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,750
that's your sister, bro,
that's your mum too.
1047
00:41:22,917 --> 00:41:26,187
step-sister, dickhead!
i don't care. i don't care, fam.
1048
00:41:26,253 --> 00:41:29,090
i don't care about anyone.
that's how naughty-walty i am.
1049
00:41:29,323 --> 00:41:32,827
.
yo, t... you got a sec?
man needs to chat to you still.
1050
00:41:32,927 --> 00:41:35,997
.
it's about your brother, fam.
1051
00:41:36,664 --> 00:41:39,200
something's happened.
what you talking about, blud?
1052
00:41:39,900 --> 00:41:41,869
what you mean
something's happened?
1053
00:41:42,737 --> 00:41:46,073
fam! what the fuck happened?
1054
00:41:46,540 --> 00:41:47,641
you're making man
get butterflies
1055
00:41:47,708 --> 00:41:48,676
in my belly-tummy, man.
1056
00:41:48,809 --> 00:41:50,845
man's hearing
he's in hospital, blud.
1057
00:41:51,679 --> 00:41:52,913
i think someone run up
on him, fam.
1058
00:41:53,247 --> 00:41:56,517
word on the road is
some brother called riko did it.
1059
00:41:57,184 --> 00:41:58,652
wiko?
1060
00:41:59,453 --> 00:42:01,922
who the fuck
is fucking wiko? oi, jay.
1061
00:42:02,123 --> 00:42:04,291
does he work with shotti?
is he one of shotti's boys?
1062
00:42:04,658 --> 00:42:07,728
i-- i dunno, bro.
try move to my brother here.
1063
00:42:07,862 --> 00:42:11,232
my bloodline!
my brother, you know.
1064
00:42:11,298 --> 00:42:13,100
.
.
1065
00:42:13,167 --> 00:42:15,169
.
.
1066
00:42:15,504 --> 00:42:16,637
rah, what happened?
1067
00:42:16,737 --> 00:42:18,272
slapanory time!
.
1068
00:42:18,339 --> 00:42:19,373
shut your gums, rudeboy!
1069
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:20,641
man's speaking out here.
1070
00:42:20,708 --> 00:42:22,476
don't insult
man's superior intellect.
1071
00:42:22,576 --> 00:42:25,346
as a sideman, you only speak
when you're spoken to.
1072
00:42:25,413 --> 00:42:27,114
you fucking coleslaw-face.
1073
00:42:27,214 --> 00:42:30,418
man's gonna fuck
this wiko yute inside out.
1074
00:42:30,885 --> 00:42:33,387
wiko and his family
and his mandem.
1075
00:42:33,454 --> 00:42:35,389
man's gonna fuck
his fucking neighbors, blud.
1076
00:42:35,456 --> 00:42:36,957
try touch my boy, you know?
1077
00:42:37,191 --> 00:42:40,628
this wiko pussy boy
must think he's captain planet.
1078
00:42:40,694 --> 00:42:42,730
well, he's not.
i'm captain planet.
1079
00:42:42,897 --> 00:42:45,833
♪ captain planet, he's a hero ♪
1080
00:42:46,133 --> 00:42:48,169
♪ he's gonna take pollution
down to zero ♪
1081
00:42:48,235 --> 00:42:50,237
and you know what? i know say
it's got something to do
1082
00:42:50,304 --> 00:42:53,107
with that pussyhole, shotti.
fucking dickhead!
1083
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:54,543
about touch my bro.
1084
00:42:54,708 --> 00:42:57,445
right, i want all you mans
to hit the woads
1085
00:42:57,512 --> 00:42:58,712
and find this wiko yute.
1086
00:42:58,946 --> 00:43:01,415
i wanna know where he resides,
where he sleeps,
1087
00:43:01,482 --> 00:43:02,583
where he buys his weed.
1088
00:43:02,716 --> 00:43:04,785
what color socks he wears,
what size they are.
1089
00:43:04,952 --> 00:43:07,788
i wanna know everything!
every thing!
1090
00:43:08,089 --> 00:43:12,927
this is big fucking wars
on the woadside, fam!
1091
00:43:13,027 --> 00:43:14,595
i'm sure his brother
will understand though
1092
00:43:14,662 --> 00:43:17,031
it was an accident, right?
bruv, fuck all of that, man.
1093
00:43:17,164 --> 00:43:19,033
the roads think
we killed leo, bro.
1094
00:43:19,133 --> 00:43:21,035
man's got to run
with that narrative, bruv.
1095
00:43:21,335 --> 00:43:23,771
man's been waiting
for this moment my whole life.
1096
00:43:24,071 --> 00:43:26,707
it's like we've finally
been verified as bad boys, cuz.
1097
00:43:27,007 --> 00:43:29,477
you can't fuck this up, man.
i'm begging you, bruv.
1098
00:43:29,810 --> 00:43:31,245
you gotta be more gassed.
1099
00:43:31,445 --> 00:43:33,314
you're a killer now.
he-man ting.
1100
00:43:33,681 --> 00:43:38,819
.
by the power of grayskull,
you are "murder man reeks."
1101
00:43:38,953 --> 00:43:41,322
"murder man reeks?"
i fucking like it, fam.
1102
00:43:41,388 --> 00:43:43,724
it gets my bipolar popping,
cuz, i can't even lie.
1103
00:43:43,824 --> 00:43:46,160
what about rambo riko?
my guy was saying it earlier.
1104
00:43:46,293 --> 00:43:48,162
'cause i do think of myself
a bit, you know,
1105
00:43:48,229 --> 00:43:49,063
a bit ramboish, cuz.
1106
00:43:49,130 --> 00:43:50,664
.
. i like that!
1107
00:43:50,764 --> 00:43:51,799
i like that.
1108
00:43:51,932 --> 00:43:53,602
riko: rambo riko!
kane: rambo riko, whoa!
1109
00:43:53,667 --> 00:43:54,969
rambo riko up in here!
.
1110
00:43:55,035 --> 00:43:56,203
goon: you man riko
and kane, yeah?
1111
00:43:56,370 --> 00:43:59,240
.
yeah, that's right, bro.
1112
00:43:59,508 --> 00:44:00,575
both: riko and kane.
1113
00:44:00,708 --> 00:44:02,376
that's riko.
that's kane.
1114
00:44:02,577 --> 00:44:03,711
both: riko and kane.
1115
00:44:03,978 --> 00:44:06,313
get in the car, fam.
shotti wants to see you.
1116
00:44:07,848 --> 00:44:09,116
both: shotti?
.
1117
00:44:09,216 --> 00:44:12,019
.
1118
00:44:12,554 --> 00:44:15,890
♪ man don't talk, man rob
run up in the trap like boss ♪
1119
00:44:15,956 --> 00:44:17,491
♪ weh di money
deh food affi nyam ♪
1120
00:44:17,725 --> 00:44:19,360
♪ yuh, tek weh
yuh arm pon deh 'chete ♪
1121
00:44:19,426 --> 00:44:20,761
♪ before it get chop ♪
1122
00:44:21,295 --> 00:44:23,197
♪ bumbaclat ya a eediat
ya a eediat ♪
1123
00:44:23,364 --> 00:44:27,268
♪ don't bother try run, yuh
man don't talk, man rob ♪
1124
00:44:28,002 --> 00:44:30,539
♪ run up in the trap like boss
weh di money deh food... ♪
1125
00:44:31,105 --> 00:44:32,840
so, you man are riko
and kane, yeah?
1126
00:44:32,973 --> 00:44:35,510
yeah, bro. riko and kane.
riko and kane.
1127
00:44:35,843 --> 00:44:37,444
kane: that's riko.
that's kane.
1128
00:44:37,512 --> 00:44:38,647
both: riko and kane.
1129
00:44:38,812 --> 00:44:43,350
. riko...
1130
00:44:43,984 --> 00:44:46,220
so, dwayne tells me
you're the guy that killed leo.
1131
00:44:47,054 --> 00:44:49,223
um... yeah, that's right, bro.
1132
00:44:50,824 --> 00:44:52,059
so, how you kill him?
1133
00:44:53,827 --> 00:44:54,995
do you know
what it was, my guy?
1134
00:44:55,062 --> 00:44:56,197
man's robbing a bank, innit,
1135
00:44:56,263 --> 00:44:57,731
and you got my man
whatever his name is.
1136
00:44:57,865 --> 00:44:59,767
he's all up on the wall trying
to flex all sexy and that
1137
00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:01,035
like he's on some catalogue ting
1138
00:45:01,101 --> 00:45:02,537
and i'm trying
to tell my guy, innit
1139
00:45:02,637 --> 00:45:03,737
"get down
on your fucking knees!"
1140
00:45:03,938 --> 00:45:06,106
but he's not listening
and because of a certain someone
1141
00:45:06,173 --> 00:45:07,808
man's only got one gun
but it's cool,
1142
00:45:07,875 --> 00:45:09,076
so i back out the ting, yeah,
1143
00:45:09,143 --> 00:45:10,612
and he starts saying
that he's gonna punch me
1144
00:45:10,679 --> 00:45:11,613
through the fucking wall
1145
00:45:11,745 --> 00:45:12,880
and shove a strap up
my bumbum-hole!
1146
00:45:12,980 --> 00:45:14,815
and i said, "nah, cuz,
are you mad?"
1147
00:45:14,882 --> 00:45:16,585
"no one's shoving no strap
up my batty crease!"
1148
00:45:16,651 --> 00:45:17,885
and then, yeah.
1149
00:45:23,123 --> 00:45:24,191
and then what?
1150
00:45:25,392 --> 00:45:27,596
um...
then man dropped him.
1151
00:45:27,662 --> 00:45:28,862
no long ting. you get me?
1152
00:45:28,963 --> 00:45:31,131
if man comes in our way,
we take 'em out.
1153
00:45:31,198 --> 00:45:34,468
riko and kane. bang, bang.
all day, midday.
1154
00:45:34,768 --> 00:45:37,539
man said, "all day, midday".
i love that.
1155
00:45:37,606 --> 00:45:41,475
come on, fam, we does this.
i'm not gonna lie, we do, fam.
1156
00:45:42,076 --> 00:45:44,679
wh... where you man from? cah...
1157
00:45:45,045 --> 00:45:46,480
man ain't really heard
of you man before.
1158
00:45:46,548 --> 00:45:49,183
skengville estate, cuz.
originally from goonbred though.
1159
00:45:49,283 --> 00:45:51,051
same way roadman
since birth. ya get me?
1160
00:45:51,118 --> 00:45:55,055
click-clack! hm pizzle.
bang, bang everywhere gang.
1161
00:45:55,155 --> 00:45:56,357
we do this, cuz.
1162
00:45:56,558 --> 00:45:58,759
these man are mad,
you know. .
1163
00:45:58,859 --> 00:46:01,061
but i like mad. you get me?
1164
00:46:01,128 --> 00:46:03,632
see? i told you i
could find these man.
1165
00:46:03,732 --> 00:46:05,065
shut up, dwayne.
1166
00:46:05,266 --> 00:46:07,101
go and bag the food
with the youngers.
1167
00:46:07,268 --> 00:46:09,203
it's just like banter,
we have a little...
1168
00:46:09,638 --> 00:46:11,171
so, what you saying, mandem?
1169
00:46:12,339 --> 00:46:16,343
let man put you on, innit?
come run with me. m gang ting.
1170
00:46:16,877 --> 00:46:20,615
money and murder, cuz.
. gs! murkers are us!
1171
00:46:20,682 --> 00:46:23,117
yeah, murkers are us, g.
.
1172
00:46:23,217 --> 00:46:25,620
i swear i see you man on
that linkup video ting though.
1173
00:46:25,786 --> 00:46:27,221
what? you got
the wrong people, fam.
1174
00:46:27,454 --> 00:46:29,356
.
you get me? we don't do
no linkup videos.
1175
00:46:29,423 --> 00:46:32,092
we keep things mystic out here.
that's right, mystic fm, g.
1176
00:46:32,159 --> 00:46:33,662
. about linkup videos.
1177
00:46:33,728 --> 00:46:35,597
nah, he definitely looked
like you man.
1178
00:46:35,664 --> 00:46:36,797
no, they weren't us, all right?
1179
00:46:36,864 --> 00:46:38,700
hey, shotti, wagwan
for your boy, cuz?
1180
00:46:38,767 --> 00:46:40,501
we need some
goddamn respect out here.
1181
00:46:40,568 --> 00:46:41,802
we are some trained killers.
1182
00:46:41,902 --> 00:46:44,171
i am an african giant
and i will burn
1183
00:46:44,271 --> 00:46:47,041
a boy out here, cuz.
i furthermore shoot him, cuz.
1184
00:46:47,141 --> 00:46:48,042
hasn't reached that level.
1185
00:46:48,108 --> 00:46:50,344
rambo riko, shoot him!
what, now?
1186
00:46:50,411 --> 00:46:51,613
yeah, yeah.
no, no, no.
1187
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,147
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
fuck it.
1188
00:46:53,213 --> 00:46:54,448
yeah, yeah, yeah.
.
1189
00:46:54,516 --> 00:46:56,083
.
whoa!
1190
00:46:56,150 --> 00:46:58,018
that's what i'm saying, cuz.
rambo riko up in here.
1191
00:46:58,185 --> 00:47:00,154
.
i'll shoot him again you know,
fam. shall i shoot him again?
1192
00:47:00,220 --> 00:47:01,822
chill, chill, chill!
'cause you know i would, innit?
1193
00:47:01,889 --> 00:47:03,658
. you shoot me!
1194
00:47:03,725 --> 00:47:06,860
my god will not forgive you,
you demonic bastard! you...
1195
00:47:06,927 --> 00:47:08,195
no, no, no... .
1196
00:47:08,262 --> 00:47:10,565
fuck that, you man
are gonna fuck up my sofa.
1197
00:47:10,665 --> 00:47:13,467
.
.
1198
00:47:14,101 --> 00:47:16,738
sorry, shotti, man. man's got
mental health issues, innit.
1199
00:47:16,805 --> 00:47:17,838
mental health awareness
and all that,
1200
00:47:17,971 --> 00:47:19,306
so i thought i'd let you know.
you get me?
1201
00:47:19,373 --> 00:47:21,175
.
so, what you saying?
1202
00:47:22,276 --> 00:47:24,478
you man wanna jump
on the wave, yeah?
1203
00:47:25,714 --> 00:47:27,816
man will put bread
in your pockets, fam.
1204
00:47:28,482 --> 00:47:30,719
i just need them young gs
that are on it.
1205
00:47:31,285 --> 00:47:33,354
i need them madman shooters,
you get me?
1206
00:47:33,420 --> 00:47:35,889
course, fam.
yeah, man's fully on that, g.
1207
00:47:36,156 --> 00:47:39,460
that's what i'm talking about.
. oi, hear what.
1208
00:47:40,427 --> 00:47:41,563
you man smoke weed, yeah?
1209
00:47:41,763 --> 00:47:43,964
oh, yeah, bro,
man definitely does, cuz.
1210
00:47:44,031 --> 00:47:48,902
oi, dwayne. get my man
a loud pack, yeah? .
1211
00:47:50,037 --> 00:47:51,271
hold this, yeah.
1212
00:47:52,473 --> 00:47:54,141
this is my chain.
1213
00:47:54,776 --> 00:47:56,143
ain't nobody fucking with you
1214
00:47:56,210 --> 00:47:58,747
when you got this
round your neck. you hear me?
1215
00:47:59,079 --> 00:48:01,683
dwayne: oh, he looks sick,
fam. here.
1216
00:48:02,282 --> 00:48:04,552
.
proper cali, cuz.
1217
00:48:04,619 --> 00:48:06,153
gelato ting, peng.
1218
00:48:06,621 --> 00:48:08,690
i need you man do
a quick little run for me, yeah?
1219
00:48:08,889 --> 00:48:12,827
.
lose this bag,
1220
00:48:13,260 --> 00:48:14,796
or what's meant
to come back to me...
1221
00:48:15,730 --> 00:48:18,332
and you ain't gonna have no neck
to put no chain on, fam.
1222
00:48:18,399 --> 00:48:19,466
you get me?
1223
00:48:20,535 --> 00:48:25,472
. dwayne,
anything they need, yeah?
1224
00:48:25,607 --> 00:48:26,674
and take the porsche.
1225
00:48:26,741 --> 00:48:28,142
and someone come clean
this place up
1226
00:48:28,208 --> 00:48:30,944
before my mum walks in!
come, we hit the roads, mandem.
1227
00:48:31,111 --> 00:48:33,113
.
♪ it's riko and kane, fam ♪
1228
00:48:33,815 --> 00:48:36,618
♪ we're in the game, fam
you know our names, fam! ♪
1229
00:48:37,251 --> 00:48:39,854
♪ we bring the pain, fam!
you know our names, fam ♪
1230
00:48:39,987 --> 00:48:40,889
.
1231
00:48:41,556 --> 00:48:43,223
.
i'm telling you, billy,
1232
00:48:43,290 --> 00:48:45,225
those two
are the contract killers.
1233
00:48:45,292 --> 00:48:46,694
bill: are you sure
about that, ian?
1234
00:48:46,761 --> 00:48:49,864
i mean, they don't look like
your usual contract killer type.
1235
00:48:49,930 --> 00:48:51,900
they're fucking
black boys, ain't they?
1236
00:48:52,166 --> 00:48:56,270
they behave... all,
you know... black!
1237
00:48:56,403 --> 00:48:57,906
bill: that one's
not even black though!
1238
00:48:57,971 --> 00:48:59,841
ian: he is. all right,
his skin isn't.
1239
00:49:00,073 --> 00:49:03,377
but i'm tellin' ya.
he's got that look, ain't he?
1240
00:49:03,977 --> 00:49:05,613
bill: what look?
ian: i dunno!
1241
00:49:05,780 --> 00:49:07,682
all that urban malarky.
1242
00:49:07,782 --> 00:49:11,118
that "wagwan famalam,
innit" look.
1243
00:49:11,318 --> 00:49:14,488
all that cocoa butter goes
to their heads, don't it?
1244
00:49:14,656 --> 00:49:15,857
bill: i don't get it, mate.
1245
00:49:15,924 --> 00:49:18,225
what the fuck goes on
in that head of yours?
1246
00:49:19,928 --> 00:49:22,095
why have you always
gotta talk like this?
1247
00:49:23,964 --> 00:49:25,365
i... i... i...
1248
00:49:25,466 --> 00:49:27,468
i don't want to talk about it,
all right?
1249
00:49:28,268 --> 00:49:31,906
so, what now then?
we wait, follow them
1250
00:49:32,072 --> 00:49:34,843
and gather as much information
as we can
1251
00:49:34,909 --> 00:49:38,580
and then we pounce
like a fucking puma.
1252
00:49:38,646 --> 00:49:39,747
.
.
1253
00:49:39,914 --> 00:49:41,482
♪ move! ♪
♪ what? ♪
1254
00:49:44,284 --> 00:49:46,788
♪ move! ♪
♪ money, house, paper, gas ♪
1255
00:49:46,855 --> 00:49:49,356
♪ look down 'pon mi shoe
a alligator ♪
♪ get up and move ♪
1256
00:49:49,423 --> 00:49:52,993
♪ ah weh mi live
skyscraper, if yuh no like mi ♪
1257
00:49:53,126 --> 00:49:54,529
♪ yuh must be a hater mad ♪
1258
00:49:54,662 --> 00:49:56,598
♪ anyting dem
wah mi do dem haffi pay for ♪
1259
00:49:56,698 --> 00:49:57,464
♪ fi count my money ♪
1260
00:49:57,765 --> 00:49:59,333
♪ gon' need calculator ♪
♪ get up and move ♪
1261
00:49:59,466 --> 00:50:03,771
♪ any weh mi step undertaker
911 dem haffi calla operator ♪
1262
00:50:03,905 --> 00:50:07,074
♪ get up an move, dash weh dat
money tie up inna bank ♪
1263
00:50:07,140 --> 00:50:08,943
♪ but a nuff cash wi stack ♪
♪ get up and move ♪
1264
00:50:09,009 --> 00:50:09,978
♪ money haffi flip ♪
1265
00:50:10,310 --> 00:50:13,080
♪ acrobat cyaan step
'pon mi 'cah mi a nuh doormat ♪
1266
00:50:13,213 --> 00:50:15,550
♪ mad man a dead over mi body
and mi pretty features ♪
1267
00:50:15,650 --> 00:50:17,752
♪ tell mi seh him 'av a girl
mi tell him, "delete dat" ♪
1268
00:50:17,819 --> 00:50:19,821
♪ anyweh yuh deh mi
deh mi eva ready wid di gang ♪
1269
00:50:19,888 --> 00:50:22,657
♪ dutchavelli with the semi
dus ik weet niet wat je denkt ♪
1270
00:50:22,790 --> 00:50:24,024
♪ wat je denkt... ♪
1271
00:50:24,124 --> 00:50:26,794
.
1272
00:50:27,094 --> 00:50:28,730
♪ hey ♪
1273
00:50:30,632 --> 00:50:35,737
♪ the very first time
that i saw your brown eyes ♪
1274
00:50:36,036 --> 00:50:39,139
♪ your lips said hello
and i said hi ♪
1275
00:50:39,306 --> 00:50:43,477
♪ i knew right then
you were the one ♪
1276
00:50:43,645 --> 00:50:45,345
.
.
1277
00:50:45,412 --> 00:50:47,481
mike: hello.
. what?
1278
00:50:47,582 --> 00:50:49,316
mike: calm down,
let me have a word--
1279
00:50:49,383 --> 00:50:50,718
ugh!
.
1280
00:50:50,785 --> 00:50:53,186
mike: chill, chill, chill.
what you doing, bruv?
1281
00:50:53,287 --> 00:50:55,188
what?
hey, what you doing, fam?
1282
00:50:55,355 --> 00:50:56,824
who the fuck are you, fam?
1283
00:50:57,025 --> 00:50:57,959
don't worry about who i am.
1284
00:50:58,026 --> 00:50:59,059
leave the pretty girl alone,
innit?
1285
00:50:59,126 --> 00:51:00,728
tamara: look, it's fine.
no, it's not fine.
1286
00:51:00,828 --> 00:51:02,764
man's moving like
he's harvey weinstein out here.
1287
00:51:02,897 --> 00:51:04,097
harvey weinstein, what?
1288
00:51:04,231 --> 00:51:05,399
you know who the fuck
you're talking to?
1289
00:51:05,567 --> 00:51:08,870
do you know who the fuck i am?
it's man like melvin.
1290
00:51:09,504 --> 00:51:11,438
man ought to punch you
in your face.
1291
00:51:11,639 --> 00:51:12,640
riko: yeah? .
1292
00:51:12,774 --> 00:51:14,676
♪ i put your lights out quicker
than switch ♪
1293
00:51:14,776 --> 00:51:16,844
♪ cause i'm sick
of your face in shit ♪
1294
00:51:17,011 --> 00:51:18,646
.
1295
00:51:19,514 --> 00:51:21,015
.
.
1296
00:51:21,248 --> 00:51:23,250
.
.
1297
00:51:23,450 --> 00:51:25,118
.
1298
00:51:25,252 --> 00:51:27,120
kane!
.
1299
00:51:27,387 --> 00:51:28,388
kane!
1300
00:51:29,323 --> 00:51:30,123
kane!
1301
00:51:30,290 --> 00:51:33,895
uh... allow it, man! .
1302
00:51:34,361 --> 00:51:36,229
.
1303
00:51:37,865 --> 00:51:38,967
.
1304
00:51:39,132 --> 00:51:40,835
.
1305
00:51:42,070 --> 00:51:43,671
.
1306
00:51:44,038 --> 00:51:45,506
.
.
1307
00:51:46,975 --> 00:51:49,010
.
1308
00:51:49,109 --> 00:51:50,310
.
1309
00:51:50,678 --> 00:51:53,848
.
.
1310
00:51:53,915 --> 00:51:55,148
.
1311
00:51:55,215 --> 00:51:56,316
.
.
1312
00:51:56,517 --> 00:51:58,452
♪ lacking progress
no direction, no connection ♪
1313
00:51:58,586 --> 00:52:01,188
♪ you should know better
you should know pressure ♪
1314
00:52:01,321 --> 00:52:02,957
.
1315
00:52:03,091 --> 00:52:04,592
.
.
1316
00:52:04,726 --> 00:52:05,760
.
.
1317
00:52:07,061 --> 00:52:09,229
hi, my name's riko.
1318
00:52:09,329 --> 00:52:11,866
i hope you don't mind me saying
but you are beautiful.
1319
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,102
♪ yeah, lights out ♪
1320
00:52:14,167 --> 00:52:15,135
hold on.
1321
00:52:15,268 --> 00:52:18,706
♪ lights out, lights out ♪
1322
00:52:18,773 --> 00:52:20,474
.
1323
00:52:20,541 --> 00:52:23,310
♪ all i see is lies
i don't wanna hear you ♪
1324
00:52:23,978 --> 00:52:25,445
.
1325
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:27,715
.
.
1326
00:52:29,083 --> 00:52:30,217
.
1327
00:52:30,350 --> 00:52:32,185
mike's goon 3: wait, wait--
hadouken!
1328
00:52:32,252 --> 00:52:35,389
♪ we don't hear no more
stay over there ♪
1329
00:52:35,455 --> 00:52:38,960
♪ we don't want you over here
stay over there ♪
1330
00:52:39,027 --> 00:52:40,160
♪ we don't want you... ♪
1331
00:52:40,260 --> 00:52:41,929
.
1332
00:52:42,329 --> 00:52:45,933
♪ we don't want you over here
stay over there ♪
1333
00:52:46,601 --> 00:52:48,603
kane: riko! riko!
1334
00:52:48,870 --> 00:52:51,171
♪ lights out, lights out ♪
1335
00:52:51,238 --> 00:52:52,807
.
1336
00:52:52,974 --> 00:52:54,108
♪ lights out ♪
1337
00:52:54,274 --> 00:52:55,977
♪ lights out ♪
1338
00:52:56,110 --> 00:52:58,245
.
1339
00:52:58,846 --> 00:53:01,849
.
1340
00:53:02,116 --> 00:53:03,851
.
1341
00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:09,657
.
.
1342
00:53:10,892 --> 00:53:12,026
that's right!
.
1343
00:53:12,093 --> 00:53:13,995
riko and kane up in this bitch!
1344
00:53:14,095 --> 00:53:17,330
man like a black gi joe!
.
1345
00:53:17,464 --> 00:53:18,265
pussy!
1346
00:53:18,666 --> 00:53:20,300
i didn't even get your name,
you know.
1347
00:53:20,702 --> 00:53:21,569
it's tamara.
1348
00:53:21,703 --> 00:53:23,336
kane: are you taking the mickey,
rudeboy?
1349
00:53:23,437 --> 00:53:25,540
are you really tryna draw
a ting right now?
1350
00:53:25,707 --> 00:53:27,975
this ain't a ting, fam.
this is tamara.
1351
00:53:28,076 --> 00:53:29,177
you man, come.
1352
00:53:29,342 --> 00:53:31,211
we gotta kick. come, man.
we need to kick, fam.
1353
00:53:31,378 --> 00:53:32,312
take care, tamara, yeah?
1354
00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:33,648
i hope you have
a lovely evening.
1355
00:53:35,983 --> 00:53:39,286
.
1356
00:53:48,261 --> 00:53:49,564
tyreese: broski.
1357
00:53:50,198 --> 00:53:51,431
look at you.
1358
00:53:52,066 --> 00:53:53,601
face all dry and that.
1359
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,408
we was just about to take over,
fam.
1360
00:54:01,609 --> 00:54:04,946
do the mazzer on shotti.
conquer the world.
1361
00:54:05,947 --> 00:54:08,683
from london to new york,
you said.
1362
00:54:09,650 --> 00:54:13,253
now look at you.
some fucking couch potato.
1363
00:54:13,487 --> 00:54:16,891
wake up, man! i need you, man.
1364
00:54:16,991 --> 00:54:18,659
i can't do this without you,
bro!
1365
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:20,828
it was me and you. it was us,
remember?
1366
00:54:20,928 --> 00:54:23,865
bromo gang, remember?
big bro, lickle bro!
1367
00:54:23,965 --> 00:54:26,067
big bro, lickle bro!
hey, fam, i don't think--
1368
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:29,402
don't fucking touch me, man!
fucking mongoose!
1369
00:54:31,271 --> 00:54:33,040
.
1370
00:54:33,241 --> 00:54:34,876
man has done
a little wibbly-wobbly
1371
00:54:35,009 --> 00:54:36,144
one there still.
1372
00:54:36,276 --> 00:54:37,912
man was on a lion king vibe,
innit?
1373
00:54:37,979 --> 00:54:39,279
mufasa ting, you know them ones.
1374
00:54:39,379 --> 00:54:41,849
.
1375
00:54:41,949 --> 00:54:43,584
.
but fuck all of that.
1376
00:54:43,718 --> 00:54:45,953
this ain't no fucking
disney plus ting, fam.
1377
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:47,955
man needs to get
on my scarface ting.
1378
00:54:48,055 --> 00:54:49,590
hunt done that cockroach, wiko.
1379
00:54:49,690 --> 00:54:51,559
who does he think he is, bro?
1380
00:54:51,659 --> 00:54:57,231
touch my bro, ya na? my bro!
no one touches my bro but me!
1381
00:54:57,330 --> 00:54:58,733
will you keep it down, please?
1382
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:00,101
there's some
seriously ill people
1383
00:55:00,168 --> 00:55:01,102
in here, trying to rest.
1384
00:55:01,501 --> 00:55:02,637
shut your mouth, you butters
horse-face donkey sket.
1385
00:55:02,770 --> 00:55:04,605
i'll dash you out
the fucking window, you clown.
1386
00:55:04,739 --> 00:55:07,175
hey, fuck her, man.
i would, fam.
1387
00:55:07,241 --> 00:55:09,811
can't we just circle the block
and find this riko, innit?
1388
00:55:09,944 --> 00:55:11,078
whore!
1389
00:55:12,379 --> 00:55:14,715
so, where the fuck
is this wiko, huh?
1390
00:55:14,816 --> 00:55:16,784
has anyone got
any credentials on him?
1391
00:55:17,585 --> 00:55:19,620
try touch my family, ya na!
1392
00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:23,490
nah, this guy must be
some kinda madman.
1393
00:55:23,825 --> 00:55:25,593
uh, blud, i think i'm in love.
.
1394
00:55:25,993 --> 00:55:28,863
riko and tamara it's all got
that romeo and juliet vibe.
1395
00:55:28,963 --> 00:55:30,932
i lie, fam?
tamara, fam?
1396
00:55:31,699 --> 00:55:33,301
blud, that's leo's stepsister.
1397
00:55:33,433 --> 00:55:36,304
don't lie. she was peng though.
i lie, fam.
1398
00:55:36,403 --> 00:55:37,572
didn't you hear him, bruv?
1399
00:55:37,839 --> 00:55:39,807
that's leo's sister, bruv.
don't be ringing her, you know.
1400
00:55:39,907 --> 00:55:41,576
yeah, he actually said
stepsister, fam.
1401
00:55:42,109 --> 00:55:43,110
but yeah, i hear ya.
1402
00:55:43,177 --> 00:55:44,245
did you smell her hair
though, cuz?
1403
00:55:44,377 --> 00:55:45,813
i smelt it when i was standing
close to her.
1404
00:55:45,913 --> 00:55:48,415
it all smelt
like wild strawberries.
.
1405
00:55:48,583 --> 00:55:51,351
man said wild strawberries.
you're fucking sick.
1406
00:55:51,451 --> 00:55:53,221
man's trying to draw down
a dead man's sister
1407
00:55:53,321 --> 00:55:54,856
while smacking up bare man.
1408
00:55:55,323 --> 00:55:57,525
rambo riko! .
1409
00:55:57,625 --> 00:55:59,627
i can't lie though.
i've never seen nothing like it.
1410
00:55:59,727 --> 00:56:01,829
maybe wrestlemania
but never in real life.
1411
00:56:02,096 --> 00:56:03,164
bad man ting, g.
1412
00:56:03,264 --> 00:56:04,832
come on, fam,
that's how we roll, g.
1413
00:56:04,932 --> 00:56:07,802
badder man for any badder man.
i dunno what happened.
1414
00:56:07,969 --> 00:56:10,204
i just saw red
and went all bipolar.
1415
00:56:10,538 --> 00:56:13,174
you got bipolar, fam?
yeah, bro.
1416
00:56:13,241 --> 00:56:14,575
. that's sick.
1417
00:56:14,742 --> 00:56:16,244
i want some
of that bipolar shit too, fam.
1418
00:56:16,310 --> 00:56:18,346
no, cuz, you don't.
trust me. it's dead.
1419
00:56:18,445 --> 00:56:19,547
it's fucking long.
1420
00:56:19,647 --> 00:56:21,381
certain times
i feel like a madman.
1421
00:56:21,481 --> 00:56:23,117
certain times
you are a madman, fam.
1422
00:56:23,184 --> 00:56:25,052
nothing wrong with being
a little bit mad though, cuz.
1423
00:56:25,152 --> 00:56:26,287
no, you don't understand.
1424
00:56:26,354 --> 00:56:28,388
man have to take meds
every day and shit.
1425
00:56:28,522 --> 00:56:30,958
it's fucking dead,
and sometimes...
1426
00:56:31,993 --> 00:56:32,960
i dunno, i...
1427
00:56:33,561 --> 00:56:35,763
i just feel kind of lost,
if i'm being honest.
1428
00:56:36,264 --> 00:56:37,732
i feel your pain, bro.
1429
00:56:38,465 --> 00:56:40,334
man's autistic, innit?
is it?
1430
00:56:40,433 --> 00:56:42,570
sick.
yeah, man, so...
1431
00:56:42,870 --> 00:56:44,605
man say if you ever need
to talk, innit.
1432
00:56:44,906 --> 00:56:47,141
men should be able to talk
about they problems more.
1433
00:56:47,909 --> 00:56:49,710
what the fuck, fam?
1434
00:56:49,810 --> 00:56:52,613
man's got jesus and gandhi
in the fucking whip.
1435
00:56:52,780 --> 00:56:55,316
bruv, fuck all this nhs
special needs talk, bruv.
1436
00:56:55,415 --> 00:56:56,651
come and get the bag
1437
00:56:56,784 --> 00:56:59,287
give it to shotti and park off,
blud. i'm fuckin' hungry.
1438
00:56:59,687 --> 00:57:00,621
where's the bag, fam?
1439
00:57:00,721 --> 00:57:02,223
what bag, fam?
the bag, cuz.
1440
00:57:02,323 --> 00:57:03,624
what do you mean,
"the bag, cuz"?
1441
00:57:03,724 --> 00:57:05,359
no, no, i swear i gave
it to you--
1442
00:57:05,425 --> 00:57:06,861
no, you had the bag, fam.
1443
00:57:06,961 --> 00:57:08,562
i had the bag and i said,
"kane, hold this."
1444
00:57:08,663 --> 00:57:10,463
bruv, i don't remember
you saying that, fam.
1445
00:57:10,564 --> 00:57:11,632
i definitely did though, cuz.
1446
00:57:11,933 --> 00:57:13,768
i 'member giving it to you
like this, i was like this, cuz.
1447
00:57:13,868 --> 00:57:15,736
how the fuck did you lose
the bag, man?
1448
00:57:15,803 --> 00:57:17,470
look for it, blud.
no, it's not here, cuz.
1449
00:57:17,538 --> 00:57:18,471
we're gonna have to go back.
1450
00:57:18,539 --> 00:57:19,674
we're gonna have to go back,
cuz.
1451
00:57:20,007 --> 00:57:23,110
blud, man can't lose the bag.
we definitely have to go back.
1452
00:57:23,277 --> 00:57:24,946
fuck!
.
1453
00:57:25,046 --> 00:57:26,446
shit!
shit.
1454
00:57:26,547 --> 00:57:27,848
it's robocop time, baby!
1455
00:57:27,915 --> 00:57:29,984
♪ you might see me
in the black mustang, yeah ♪
1456
00:57:30,151 --> 00:57:31,085
♪ no gang ♪
1457
00:57:31,152 --> 00:57:32,954
go faster, man, faster!
1458
00:57:33,087 --> 00:57:35,455
♪ or see me in the maybach
laid back, with a thick ting ♪
1459
00:57:35,756 --> 00:57:37,525
put your foot down, billy!
1460
00:57:37,625 --> 00:57:38,659
can't fuckin' see 'em.
1461
00:57:38,726 --> 00:57:39,894
♪ you might see me with sabi ♪
1462
00:57:39,961 --> 00:57:41,729
♪ in a masi' and she got
a big batty ♪
1463
00:57:41,796 --> 00:57:43,097
♪ too flashy, too flashy ♪
1464
00:57:43,164 --> 00:57:44,899
♪ ride more back seat
than a black cabby ♪
1465
00:57:44,999 --> 00:57:47,401
♪ might see me in a black audi
just 'llow me, yeah ♪
1466
00:57:47,568 --> 00:57:50,137
♪ with my gang, full rowdy
beg you gimme space ♪
1467
00:57:51,138 --> 00:57:52,840
.
1468
00:57:53,074 --> 00:57:54,542
.
1469
00:57:54,775 --> 00:57:58,079
where are you two
pussyclartings? huh?
.
1470
00:57:58,412 --> 00:57:59,747
.
1471
00:57:59,847 --> 00:58:02,216
♪ vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom
vroom ♪
1472
00:58:02,482 --> 00:58:03,784
♪ in a way vroom ♪
1473
00:58:03,985 --> 00:58:06,087
♪ vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom
vroom ♪
1474
00:58:06,387 --> 00:58:09,156
♪ vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom
vroom ♪
1475
00:58:09,323 --> 00:58:11,659
.
1476
00:58:15,296 --> 00:58:17,798
.
1477
00:58:18,132 --> 00:58:20,568
.
1478
00:58:27,708 --> 00:58:32,413
.
.
1479
00:58:32,580 --> 00:58:35,182
.
1480
00:58:35,783 --> 00:58:41,389
.
1481
00:58:41,889 --> 00:58:47,762
.
.
1482
00:58:47,828 --> 00:58:54,802
.
.
1483
00:58:55,036 --> 00:58:58,172
bruv, where's dwayne?
ain't nobody got time for that!
1484
00:58:58,272 --> 00:58:59,673
.
1485
00:59:00,641 --> 00:59:02,343
dwayne: hey, riko! .
1486
00:59:02,576 --> 00:59:03,811
kane! .
1487
00:59:05,946 --> 00:59:06,814
. shit,
1488
00:59:06,914 --> 00:59:08,416
i can smell petrol,
bro, come on!
1489
00:59:08,517 --> 00:59:09,617
bruv, i can't get out!
1490
00:59:09,683 --> 00:59:10,684
don't worry, i've got you, bro.
1491
00:59:10,785 --> 00:59:12,253
foot's stuck, help. .
1492
00:59:12,319 --> 00:59:15,556
help me.
.
1493
00:59:15,656 --> 00:59:18,759
riko... .
1494
00:59:19,093 --> 00:59:20,928
come on.
.
1495
00:59:20,995 --> 00:59:22,196
.
1496
00:59:22,563 --> 00:59:25,766
.
1497
00:59:30,404 --> 00:59:32,239
.
1498
00:59:33,407 --> 00:59:36,177
.
1499
00:59:38,412 --> 00:59:39,613
.
1500
00:59:39,780 --> 00:59:41,816
.
.
1501
00:59:41,982 --> 00:59:43,984
.
oh, for fuck's sake. split up!
1502
00:59:48,589 --> 00:59:50,124
come here, you little shit!
1503
00:59:50,491 --> 00:59:52,827
.
1504
00:59:54,662 --> 00:59:57,566
♪ yo you don't want trouble
covid flow ♪
1505
00:59:57,631 --> 00:59:58,699
♪ man ah buss man's bubble ♪
1506
00:59:58,866 --> 01:00:00,201
♪ these two hands
teach man about struggle ♪
1507
01:00:00,267 --> 01:00:01,869
♪ this beard don't respect man
with stubble ♪
1508
01:00:02,036 --> 01:00:04,071
♪ told you before
somebody's in trouble ♪
1509
01:00:04,138 --> 01:00:05,806
♪ arms out
man's not come here to cuddle ♪
1510
01:00:05,873 --> 01:00:07,274
♪ rolling pass if i see
a team huddle ♪
1511
01:00:07,341 --> 01:00:09,009
♪ drive through man
like it's blackwall tunnel ♪
1512
01:00:09,076 --> 01:00:10,811
♪ american cats are like
"rah, he's dope," yeah ♪
1513
01:00:10,878 --> 01:00:12,446
♪ podcast man are like "nah
he's goat" ♪
1514
01:00:12,613 --> 01:00:14,448
♪ one man said i swing
like ali ali? ♪
1515
01:00:14,549 --> 01:00:16,317
♪ nobody's had me on the ropes
i'm cold ♪
1516
01:00:16,383 --> 01:00:17,552
♪ don't care about tv shows ♪
1517
01:00:17,751 --> 01:00:19,220
♪ new guy, black tommy
before you saw a ghost ♪
1518
01:00:19,286 --> 01:00:20,855
♪ i ain't wiley
but if i wild at a show ♪
1519
01:00:20,921 --> 01:00:22,656
♪ or do something risky
and disappear from the soc' ♪
1520
01:00:22,723 --> 01:00:24,191
♪ it's not a trend
when i at these man ♪
1521
01:00:24,258 --> 01:00:26,427
♪ god, you better come
and drag these man ♪
1522
01:00:26,561 --> 01:00:27,628
oh, shit!
1523
01:00:27,728 --> 01:00:29,330
hey! come here!
1524
01:00:29,463 --> 01:00:31,600
♪ i don't need no one
to back me, fam, rush who? ♪
1525
01:00:31,665 --> 01:00:32,766
♪ better come and clap me, fam ♪
1526
01:00:32,867 --> 01:00:34,301
♪ corona spread
when i catch each man ♪
1527
01:00:34,368 --> 01:00:36,137
♪ it's jabs in the throat
when i vaccine man ♪
1528
01:00:36,203 --> 01:00:37,738
♪ forward slash p
money on twitch ♪
1529
01:00:37,938 --> 01:00:39,807
♪ don't be fooled 'cause i game
and shit ♪
1530
01:00:39,874 --> 01:00:41,909
♪ mention my son
are you taking the piss? ♪
1531
01:00:42,376 --> 01:00:43,144
fuck me!
1532
01:00:43,310 --> 01:00:45,112
♪ after the last
time man got nicked ♪
1533
01:00:45,179 --> 01:00:46,247
fuck off!
1534
01:00:47,882 --> 01:00:50,151
come on, you two, get after him!
1535
01:00:51,185 --> 01:00:53,187
♪ back up, came through big
like a 20 team ♪
1536
01:00:53,254 --> 01:00:54,755
♪ man's got smoke
for an offside trapper ♪
1537
01:00:54,822 --> 01:00:55,890
what the fuck, man?
1538
01:00:56,023 --> 01:00:57,024
♪ i'm a confident lacker ♪
1539
01:00:57,224 --> 01:00:58,859
♪ i'm a puma boy
nike owe me two tops ♪
1540
01:00:58,926 --> 01:01:00,529
♪ don't make me put on
invincible swagger ♪
1541
01:01:00,595 --> 01:01:01,829
♪ i had a ting putting
in work ♪
1542
01:01:01,896 --> 01:01:03,764
♪ left wing politics means
i've gotta saka ♪
1543
01:01:03,931 --> 01:01:05,567
♪ no one ain't giving me passa ♪
1544
01:01:05,766 --> 01:01:07,234
♪ peak for a man when i ask
"what's the matter?" ♪
1545
01:01:07,301 --> 01:01:08,903
♪ toe-punt man's head back
to his gaffer ♪
1546
01:01:09,036 --> 01:01:10,838
♪ if we start the party
you're going home mashup ♪
1547
01:01:10,905 --> 01:01:14,141
.
.
1548
01:01:14,308 --> 01:01:16,277
.
.
1549
01:01:16,443 --> 01:01:17,579
.
.
1550
01:01:17,745 --> 01:01:19,046
nice little doggie!
1551
01:01:19,113 --> 01:01:20,615
.
nice little doggie!
1552
01:01:20,681 --> 01:01:22,483
.
.
1553
01:01:22,716 --> 01:01:24,752
.
1554
01:01:24,852 --> 01:01:26,720
.
1555
01:01:26,921 --> 01:01:28,222
you all right up there, mate?
1556
01:01:28,657 --> 01:01:31,258
yeah. just walkin' my dog,
innit?
1557
01:01:31,425 --> 01:01:34,161
.
1558
01:01:34,261 --> 01:01:35,296
.
1559
01:01:35,496 --> 01:01:38,966
.
1560
01:01:39,099 --> 01:01:40,868
who the fuck
do you think you are?
1561
01:01:41,135 --> 01:01:43,904
usain bolt?
yeah, bro, you dickhead.
1562
01:01:45,706 --> 01:01:48,342
.
1563
01:01:50,612 --> 01:01:52,313
.
1564
01:01:54,215 --> 01:01:55,650
all right, shit-face?
1565
01:01:55,749 --> 01:01:58,653
you ain't so clever now, are ya?
.
1566
01:01:58,886 --> 01:02:00,154
.
1567
01:02:00,287 --> 01:02:02,223
how long am i gonna be in here,
man?
1568
01:02:02,356 --> 01:02:03,357
.
1569
01:02:04,593 --> 01:02:06,160
how long am i gonna be in here?
1570
01:02:06,393 --> 01:02:08,395
fuck's sake! .
1571
01:02:08,762 --> 01:02:10,164
i feel really hot in here!
1572
01:02:10,699 --> 01:02:12,900
.
1573
01:02:13,133 --> 01:02:14,569
should've took my meds today,
man.
1574
01:02:14,703 --> 01:02:15,670
i swear i'm buggin' out.
1575
01:02:15,803 --> 01:02:16,705
fuck's sake.
1576
01:02:16,804 --> 01:02:18,105
how long am i gonna be in here?
1577
01:02:18,239 --> 01:02:20,074
come on!
i knew i should've took...
1578
01:02:20,207 --> 01:02:21,610
kane!
.
1579
01:02:21,775 --> 01:02:23,844
i knew i shoulda took
my meds today!
1580
01:02:25,179 --> 01:02:25,913
freezin' in here!
1581
01:02:25,980 --> 01:02:26,947
i feel really hot in here!
1582
01:02:27,047 --> 01:02:28,650
i shoulda took my meds today,
man.
1583
01:02:28,782 --> 01:02:29,684
fuck's sake!
1584
01:02:29,783 --> 01:02:30,784
i'm buggin' out, man.
1585
01:02:30,851 --> 01:02:32,319
.
1586
01:02:32,453 --> 01:02:34,556
kane! .
1587
01:02:34,656 --> 01:02:36,323
kane, man! kane, you sleepin'?
1588
01:02:36,390 --> 01:02:37,791
i don't fuckin' feel right.
1589
01:02:37,891 --> 01:02:41,028
.
1590
01:02:42,631 --> 01:02:43,632
yo, boss!
1591
01:02:43,797 --> 01:02:46,900
can man get a cigarette,
or a zoot or suttin'?
1592
01:02:48,869 --> 01:02:51,539
i won't tell you again.
shut the fuck up!
1593
01:02:53,742 --> 01:02:55,242
.
1594
01:03:09,857 --> 01:03:11,225
.
1595
01:03:11,425 --> 01:03:12,192
police officer: get up.
1596
01:03:12,694 --> 01:03:14,361
.
so, how do you know shotti,
then?
1597
01:03:14,395 --> 01:03:15,229
shotti?
1598
01:03:15,496 --> 01:03:18,600
what the fuck is that?
some kind of potty you shit in?
1599
01:03:18,700 --> 01:03:19,668
shotti?
1600
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:20,934
yeah, i know him still.
1601
01:03:21,335 --> 01:03:23,672
i must have fitted a kitchen
for him once a few years back.
1602
01:03:23,837 --> 01:03:25,372
yeah, nice guy.
1603
01:03:25,540 --> 01:03:26,541
why didn't you stop the car?
1604
01:03:26,675 --> 01:03:29,476
car? what car?
i weren't drivin' no car.
1605
01:03:29,577 --> 01:03:30,911
i was just walkin' my dog,
innit?
1606
01:03:31,045 --> 01:03:32,246
to be honest,
i can't even drive.
1607
01:03:32,479 --> 01:03:34,948
well, i did once, cause kane got
waved on some x high, x vodka
1608
01:03:35,015 --> 01:03:36,483
i had to drive him home
but it was
1609
01:03:36,551 --> 01:03:37,985
just the one time still,
i promise.
1610
01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:42,156
is this shotti's chain?
no, that's my one, innit?
1611
01:03:42,256 --> 01:03:43,957
like he's got one
and i've got one.
1612
01:03:44,058 --> 01:03:45,527
so, like one each, innit?
1613
01:03:46,093 --> 01:03:47,828
what does "mgang" stand for?
1614
01:03:48,028 --> 01:03:50,097
the "m" stands for motivation,
meditation and music.
1615
01:03:50,164 --> 01:03:51,365
i must say, i've been getting
1616
01:03:51,432 --> 01:03:54,501
into a lot of yoga
recently still. .
1617
01:03:54,968 --> 01:03:58,272
. woosa.
1618
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:02,009
wagwan with
all these questions, man?
1619
01:04:02,109 --> 01:04:03,977
movin' like it's mastermind
or something?
1620
01:04:04,111 --> 01:04:05,747
has riko had his phone call yet?
1621
01:04:06,013 --> 01:04:07,816
'cause you know
when riko has his phone call
1622
01:04:07,948 --> 01:04:09,183
we're out of here, you get me?
1623
01:04:09,283 --> 01:04:12,687
man's got dat top boy
jewish solicitor. whoo!
1624
01:04:12,787 --> 01:04:15,255
and when he's finished
with you and you,
1625
01:04:15,356 --> 01:04:18,192
i'm expecting
a full-blown apology letter.
1626
01:04:18,359 --> 01:04:21,596
ya get me? and that's some
mary had a curry goat, brother.
1627
01:04:22,697 --> 01:04:24,098
hello, tamara.
.
1628
01:04:24,198 --> 01:04:27,034
yeah, who's this?
riko: it's me, riko.
1629
01:04:27,234 --> 01:04:28,936
i thought i'd just call
and say hello.
1630
01:04:29,036 --> 01:04:30,204
it was really nice meeting you.
1631
01:04:30,304 --> 01:04:31,972
i wish i coulda stayed
and spoke to you.
1632
01:04:32,072 --> 01:04:33,273
tamara: that was crazy
what happened.
1633
01:04:33,407 --> 01:04:34,942
i've never seen
anything like it.
1634
01:04:35,042 --> 01:04:36,711
yeah, that was
a bit of a mad one.
1635
01:04:36,811 --> 01:04:39,079
it's just my stepdad used
to try and hit my mum, innit,
1636
01:04:39,246 --> 01:04:40,447
so i'm totally against
that shit.
1637
01:04:40,515 --> 01:04:41,982
when i saw that guy
troubling you like that
1638
01:04:42,049 --> 01:04:43,083
i dunno, it just...
1639
01:04:43,183 --> 01:04:44,418
it just brought out
bad memories.
1640
01:04:44,552 --> 01:04:46,086
that guy
was one of my brother's friends
1641
01:04:46,153 --> 01:04:49,089
and i actually fucking hate him,
so thank you.
1642
01:04:49,156 --> 01:04:51,559
oh, yeah, your brother...
1643
01:04:52,192 --> 01:04:53,728
that's why i wanted to call,
innit?
1644
01:04:53,862 --> 01:04:55,429
it was... it was me,
i was at the bank
1645
01:04:55,530 --> 01:04:57,998
and i killed your brother leo,
i did... i didn't mean to...
1646
01:04:58,065 --> 01:04:59,801
it just happened all so quick.
tamara: what?
1647
01:04:59,933 --> 01:05:01,468
you didn't kill him.
riko: no, i did.
1648
01:05:01,536 --> 01:05:03,337
i dunno how. i think
i've just got this power,
1649
01:05:03,437 --> 01:05:04,572
i felt it from young.
1650
01:05:04,706 --> 01:05:06,140
my brother had a heart attack.
1651
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:08,877
mm. he's had the condition
ever since he was a kid.
1652
01:05:09,143 --> 01:05:11,613
but he's awake now.
wait, what?
1653
01:05:12,146 --> 01:05:15,149
leo had a heart attack?
so, it wasn't my fault?
1654
01:05:15,249 --> 01:05:17,084
no, it wasn't your fault, riko.
1655
01:05:17,484 --> 01:05:18,686
is that riko?
1656
01:05:18,853 --> 01:05:21,221
yeah. oh. hold on.
he wants to talk to you.
1657
01:05:21,656 --> 01:05:24,458
riko....
1658
01:05:24,759 --> 01:05:28,696
i want to thank you, my brother.
you saved my life, bro.
1659
01:05:28,863 --> 01:05:30,364
i've seen the light.
1660
01:05:30,832 --> 01:05:33,635
thank you, my brother. .
1661
01:05:33,902 --> 01:05:35,637
tamara: look, riko, i gotta go.
1662
01:05:36,236 --> 01:05:37,539
i gotta call
my other stepbrother
1663
01:05:37,639 --> 01:05:38,540
and let him know
1664
01:05:38,706 --> 01:05:40,842
and also, to tell him
that it wasn't your fault.
1665
01:05:40,974 --> 01:05:42,042
oh, yeah. yeah,
1666
01:05:42,209 --> 01:05:43,845
if you could tell him
that'd be decent still.
1667
01:05:43,944 --> 01:05:44,913
tamara: i will, riko.
1668
01:05:45,045 --> 01:05:46,380
well, look, i better go.
1669
01:05:46,514 --> 01:05:49,717
be safe
and i'll talk to you later.
1670
01:05:49,818 --> 01:05:51,719
all right. bye, beautiful.
1671
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:55,456
that was leo's sister.
she said leo had a heart attack.
1672
01:05:55,590 --> 01:05:58,192
that means i didn't kill him!
is that right, sunshine?
1673
01:05:58,459 --> 01:06:02,463
well, you just wait right there
and i'm gonna go check that out.
1674
01:06:02,564 --> 01:06:03,731
gimme that fuckin' phone.
1675
01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:06,500
come here!
1676
01:06:06,868 --> 01:06:09,604
allow it, i ain't done nuffin!
it was just a zoot, bro.
1677
01:06:09,771 --> 01:06:12,707
"just a zoot," he says.
if my calculations are correct
1678
01:06:12,907 --> 01:06:14,074
the last time i checked
1679
01:06:14,174 --> 01:06:16,578
cannabis was still
an illegal substance.
1680
01:06:16,678 --> 01:06:18,913
please, bro, come on, man.
i'm sorry, innit?
1681
01:06:18,979 --> 01:06:20,648
justice must be served!
1682
01:06:20,748 --> 01:06:24,586
now get in the car.
i am not going to ask you again.
1683
01:06:24,719 --> 01:06:27,020
.
1684
01:06:27,387 --> 01:06:31,526
i told you, get in the car!
.
1685
01:06:32,326 --> 01:06:33,494
rah.
1686
01:06:34,729 --> 01:06:36,029
.
1687
01:06:36,096 --> 01:06:38,131
oi, is that wiko, fam?
fam, i don't think that's him.
1688
01:06:38,198 --> 01:06:39,333
you just ran over a fed.
1689
01:06:39,433 --> 01:06:41,068
tyreese:
so, what though? is he wiko?
1690
01:06:41,134 --> 01:06:42,871
uh, i... i don't think so.
1691
01:06:42,971 --> 01:06:44,137
how do you know, fam?
1692
01:06:44,238 --> 01:06:45,673
do you know
what wiko looks like?
1693
01:06:45,773 --> 01:06:46,741
uh... nah.
1694
01:06:46,808 --> 01:06:48,008
so, what the fuck are you doing
1695
01:06:48,208 --> 01:06:50,277
coming out the car telling me
that this ain't wiko, hm?
1696
01:06:50,377 --> 01:06:51,579
how do you know
that information?
1697
01:06:51,679 --> 01:06:53,548
how do you know
if this is wiko or not?
1698
01:06:53,648 --> 01:06:55,583
he could all be a fed. oi!
1699
01:06:55,984 --> 01:06:58,018
what the fuck
are you lookin' at? huh?
1700
01:06:58,085 --> 01:06:59,353
are you wiko?
1701
01:06:59,486 --> 01:07:00,922
.
hey, wiko!
1702
01:07:01,021 --> 01:07:02,724
he's gone mad, fam.
.
1703
01:07:02,790 --> 01:07:03,791
he's lost it.
1704
01:07:03,892 --> 01:07:06,260
wiko,
you fuckin' lickle pussy boy!
1705
01:07:06,426 --> 01:07:09,831
where are you? huh?
where are you, little shitbag?
1706
01:07:09,931 --> 01:07:12,901
you can wun but you can't hide!
1707
01:07:13,066 --> 01:07:15,870
.
oh, my days!
1708
01:07:16,236 --> 01:07:17,739
it's the murkle man!
1709
01:07:17,805 --> 01:07:19,172
♪ who is it? ♪
1710
01:07:19,239 --> 01:07:20,240
♪ it's the murkleman ♪
1711
01:07:20,407 --> 01:07:22,010
♪ never gonna flex
like urkel man ♪
1712
01:07:22,075 --> 01:07:23,711
♪ come to your ends
and circle man ♪
1713
01:07:24,478 --> 01:07:26,079
murkle man!
1714
01:07:26,213 --> 01:07:27,180
♪ it's the murkle guy ♪
1715
01:07:27,381 --> 01:07:28,917
♪ never gonna flex
like urkel guy ♪
1716
01:07:28,983 --> 01:07:30,652
♪ come to your ends
and circle guy ♪
1717
01:07:30,752 --> 01:07:32,419
♪ all for the green and purple ♪
1718
01:07:32,687 --> 01:07:35,155
it's the murkle man!
1719
01:07:35,455 --> 01:07:38,593
cuz, your timing is impeccable,
rudeboy.
1720
01:07:38,793 --> 01:07:40,060
proper superhero tings.
1721
01:07:40,193 --> 01:07:42,730
it's the murkle man. seckle!
1722
01:07:42,830 --> 01:07:43,998
i need your help, fam.
1723
01:07:44,331 --> 01:07:46,333
please tell me you know
who this wiko is.
1724
01:07:46,734 --> 01:07:49,403
i need to know who he is
and where he was at.
1725
01:07:49,671 --> 01:07:51,773
please, tell me you know
this information, fam?
1726
01:07:51,906 --> 01:07:53,206
you might have to circle still.
1727
01:07:53,608 --> 01:07:56,744
i see riko, fam,
he was all chillin' in faces.
1728
01:07:57,110 --> 01:07:59,781
what? faces?
yeah, fam.
1729
01:08:00,014 --> 01:08:01,549
and he was all chillin'
with your sister.
1730
01:08:01,816 --> 01:08:02,750
murkle!
1731
01:08:02,917 --> 01:08:06,119
i'm not gonna lie, fam,
she was looking kinda neckle!
1732
01:08:06,186 --> 01:08:09,857
can you shut the fuck up?
i'm tryna watch gogglebox!
1733
01:08:09,924 --> 01:08:12,060
suck your mum!
1734
01:08:12,660 --> 01:08:13,995
murkle!
1735
01:08:14,227 --> 01:08:15,697
♪ it's the murkle man ♪
1736
01:08:15,797 --> 01:08:17,497
♪ never gonna flex
like urkel man ♪
1737
01:08:17,565 --> 01:08:19,166
♪ come to your ends
and circle man ♪
1738
01:08:19,232 --> 01:08:20,935
♪ all for the green and purple
man ♪
1739
01:08:21,069 --> 01:08:23,538
what the fuck? my sister, blud?
1740
01:08:23,638 --> 01:08:26,239
wiko is tryna chirps
and press my sister, blud?
1741
01:08:26,473 --> 01:08:28,943
this dickhead must think
that he's me, fam!
1742
01:08:29,077 --> 01:08:31,713
wiko!
you fucking lickle pussyhole!
1743
01:08:31,813 --> 01:08:33,514
i'm coming for you!
1744
01:08:33,648 --> 01:08:36,851
fam, your sister just rang man
and said that leo's cool, bro.
1745
01:08:36,985 --> 01:08:39,821
he woke up, fam.
he's alive and that.
1746
01:08:39,954 --> 01:08:42,857
what?
bruv, your brother's cool.
1747
01:08:43,256 --> 01:08:45,059
he's all saying he wants
to talk to you.
1748
01:08:45,392 --> 01:08:48,029
cuz, i know i've got
a huge brain and all that
1749
01:08:48,128 --> 01:08:49,664
but all this information
is too much
1750
01:08:49,764 --> 01:08:50,497
for my head top, fam.
1751
01:08:50,898 --> 01:08:53,067
come like some christmas special
of emmerdale farm, fam!
1752
01:08:53,166 --> 01:08:56,269
too much is going on
to rasclart!
1753
01:08:56,403 --> 01:08:58,606
.
1754
01:09:00,708 --> 01:09:01,709
little bro.
1755
01:09:04,378 --> 01:09:06,179
i thought i'd lost you, big bro.
1756
01:09:06,380 --> 01:09:09,249
never, family. never.
1757
01:09:09,349 --> 01:09:10,752
.
.
1758
01:09:10,885 --> 01:09:11,886
leo: t...
1759
01:09:12,486 --> 01:09:13,755
t!
hmm?
1760
01:09:14,756 --> 01:09:16,156
i gotta chat to you, innit?
1761
01:09:16,924 --> 01:09:18,059
.
1762
01:09:18,492 --> 01:09:21,796
all the badness
and wickedness we do...
1763
01:09:22,897 --> 01:09:27,769
all the lengin' and drillin'
we've done... .
1764
01:09:30,772 --> 01:09:32,540
it's gotta stop, my bro.
1765
01:09:33,841 --> 01:09:35,043
it's all wrong.
1766
01:09:35,442 --> 01:09:38,746
we gotta stop
with all this madness.
1767
01:09:39,614 --> 01:09:41,849
.
man has seen the light, g.
1768
01:09:41,983 --> 01:09:43,283
jesus!
1769
01:09:43,450 --> 01:09:46,954
he came to me, into my heart!
1770
01:09:47,187 --> 01:09:49,757
what the fuck
are you talkin' about, bro?
1771
01:09:49,991 --> 01:09:51,324
trust me, bro...
1772
01:09:52,325 --> 01:09:53,493
i've seen the light.
1773
01:09:55,228 --> 01:09:56,831
i've been awoken.
.
1774
01:09:57,031 --> 01:09:58,265
what light?
1775
01:09:58,465 --> 01:10:00,300
what the fuck
are you talkin' about, bro?
1776
01:10:00,568 --> 01:10:03,604
it was probably this light, fam.
.
1777
01:10:03,971 --> 01:10:05,372
what the fuck is this? .
1778
01:10:05,707 --> 01:10:07,675
what the fuck
have you been inhaling, bro?
1779
01:10:07,842 --> 01:10:08,609
.
oi, tamara,
1780
01:10:08,943 --> 01:10:12,279
what the fuck is wrong with him?
nothing, he's fine.
1781
01:10:12,446 --> 01:10:14,281
even the doctor said he's fine.
1782
01:10:15,616 --> 01:10:19,620
oi, and what the fuck are you
doing sleeping with the enemeny!
1783
01:10:19,754 --> 01:10:22,489
what? what are you
talking about?
1784
01:10:22,590 --> 01:10:24,659
. tryna fuck
that wiko yute, yeah?
1785
01:10:24,759 --> 01:10:27,327
i'm hearing you was all lipsin'
him up and conversating wiv him.
1786
01:10:27,528 --> 01:10:31,431
oi, big up riko, cuz.
a proper shepherd.
1787
01:10:31,699 --> 01:10:34,669
i weren't lipsin' him.
i just met him.
1788
01:10:34,836 --> 01:10:36,771
and he's cool,
we were just chattin'.
1789
01:10:36,871 --> 01:10:40,675
fucking hoebag!
imbeciles everywhere.
1790
01:10:41,008 --> 01:10:42,176
what you sayin' then, bro?
1791
01:10:42,275 --> 01:10:44,244
do you want man to keep looking
for riko, yeah?
1792
01:10:44,344 --> 01:10:46,614
duh! of course, fam.
1793
01:10:46,748 --> 01:10:48,850
what, are you dyslexic
or something?
1794
01:10:48,916 --> 01:10:51,619
he tried touch my brother
and now look at him.
1795
01:10:51,686 --> 01:10:54,421
he's all gay and that!
nah, fam.
1796
01:10:54,622 --> 01:10:56,691
i'm gonna touch him up
differently...
1797
01:10:57,257 --> 01:10:58,993
super violate ting.
1798
01:10:59,292 --> 01:11:01,796
he ain't even
gonna see man comin'.
1799
01:11:01,929 --> 01:11:03,831
.
.
1800
01:11:05,365 --> 01:11:06,567
you're free to go, mate.
.
1801
01:11:06,667 --> 01:11:09,804
what? i'm allowed to go, yeah?
yes, mate.
1802
01:11:09,871 --> 01:11:10,638
.
.
1803
01:11:10,738 --> 01:11:13,007
just sign this
and you're a free man.
1804
01:11:13,074 --> 01:11:15,576
you got a pen at all?
yeah.
1805
01:11:16,911 --> 01:11:19,981
that's a nice pen, man.
yeah, you can keep it.
1806
01:11:20,114 --> 01:11:21,182
you know, look.
1807
01:11:21,281 --> 01:11:22,683
you like flashy things,
don't ya?
1808
01:11:22,784 --> 01:11:25,052
eh? look at that. look at that.
look at that. .
1809
01:11:25,119 --> 01:11:28,055
souvenir, go on.
sick. safe, fam.
1810
01:11:28,156 --> 01:11:29,791
ian: yeah, come on, bill,
let's go.
1811
01:11:29,891 --> 01:11:32,160
.
1812
01:11:32,260 --> 01:11:33,227
.
1813
01:11:33,393 --> 01:11:35,730
man try and lock me up
like some cage animal.
1814
01:11:35,797 --> 01:11:37,965
this ain't twelve years
a slave, cuzzy.
.
1815
01:11:38,032 --> 01:11:39,499
this is sumotherhood.
1816
01:11:39,767 --> 01:11:40,968
oh, fam...
1817
01:11:41,068 --> 01:11:42,402
pinky's been blowin' up
man's phone.
1818
01:11:42,502 --> 01:11:46,339
he's onto man differently.
silly billy wanna test moi.
1819
01:11:46,473 --> 01:11:48,408
fuck that! man's certi.
.
1820
01:11:48,475 --> 01:11:52,079
one call to the connect and bam!
man buss case.
1821
01:11:52,180 --> 01:11:53,114
oh, no.
1822
01:11:53,346 --> 01:11:55,149
man didn't even call
uncle bernstein, you know.
1823
01:11:55,216 --> 01:11:56,316
i called tamara still.
1824
01:11:56,416 --> 01:11:57,718
she said
i didn't kill her brother, fam.
1825
01:11:57,785 --> 01:11:58,920
he's alive
and it was an accident.
1826
01:11:59,053 --> 01:12:00,922
that means i can fall in love
with tamara after all.
1827
01:12:00,988 --> 01:12:01,689
i lie, fam.
1828
01:12:01,956 --> 01:12:03,958
you used your phone call
to call tamara, blud?
1829
01:12:04,225 --> 01:12:06,359
are you fucking crazy, cuz?
1830
01:12:06,594 --> 01:12:07,728
are you not listening, fam?
1831
01:12:07,862 --> 01:12:10,131
i told her what happened
and she's cool with it, bro.
1832
01:12:10,531 --> 01:12:12,834
you a proper idiot, cuz.
1833
01:12:13,634 --> 01:12:14,367
fuck.
1834
01:12:14,969 --> 01:12:18,072
come we go link shotti, man.
let's explain all this.
1835
01:12:18,172 --> 01:12:20,007
where the fuck you man been?
1836
01:12:20,074 --> 01:12:21,441
.
1837
01:12:22,442 --> 01:12:25,012
oh, cuz, man got into
a lickle madness, innit?
1838
01:12:25,179 --> 01:12:26,214
us man went to the club,
1839
01:12:26,413 --> 01:12:28,683
dwayne spoke to security,
us man went inside.
1840
01:12:28,783 --> 01:12:30,483
then man see bare tings there,
bro.
1841
01:12:30,585 --> 01:12:32,587
then i see my man, innit,
bussed him the p.
1842
01:12:32,653 --> 01:12:33,621
he gave man the food,
1843
01:12:33,754 --> 01:12:35,656
was like "rah,
that's a lot of food."
1844
01:12:35,756 --> 01:12:37,625
took that, then us man
was dussing out
1845
01:12:37,725 --> 01:12:40,728
then i see the pengest ting,
bro, like she was proper peng.
1846
01:12:42,663 --> 01:12:44,031
fuck are you talking about,
bruv?
1847
01:12:44,098 --> 01:12:45,432
are you fucking high or suttin'?
1848
01:12:45,498 --> 01:12:47,301
oh, nah, nah. man only had
two draw today still.
1849
01:12:47,367 --> 01:12:49,103
i'm just saying
the ting was peng, bro.
1850
01:12:49,203 --> 01:12:50,470
then man got
into a little passa.
1851
01:12:50,538 --> 01:12:51,471
us man were kicking out
1852
01:12:51,606 --> 01:12:52,974
and then boydem
were onto us, innit?
1853
01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:53,975
brother!
1854
01:12:54,976 --> 01:12:56,811
where the fuck is my food?
1855
01:12:58,546 --> 01:13:00,248
um...
uh, shotti, cuz--
1856
01:13:00,348 --> 01:13:02,116
shut your mouth, dwayne.
1857
01:13:02,216 --> 01:13:03,985
i'mma deal with you separate.
1858
01:13:04,886 --> 01:13:06,386
ask you again, fam.
1859
01:13:07,622 --> 01:13:09,824
where the fuck is my food?
the food, see...
1860
01:13:09,891 --> 01:13:11,659
see, i gave it to kane, yeah,
but now he's saying--
1861
01:13:11,726 --> 01:13:14,394
what? don't even try it, fam!
okay.
1862
01:13:14,461 --> 01:13:17,098
so, you tryna take man
for some dickhead, innit?
1863
01:13:17,231 --> 01:13:18,532
calm.
1864
01:13:20,433 --> 01:13:22,737
oi, take off my chain.
1865
01:13:22,837 --> 01:13:25,172
i don't want to get his blood
on it when i shoot him.
1866
01:13:25,373 --> 01:13:26,774
take that off, man.
1867
01:13:27,208 --> 01:13:28,276
come on, bro, man.
1868
01:13:28,408 --> 01:13:29,844
so what? you wanna rob me
of my food, yeah?
1869
01:13:29,944 --> 01:13:32,013
nah, nah,
it weren't even like that, fam.
1870
01:13:36,449 --> 01:13:40,821
.
.
1871
01:13:41,122 --> 01:13:42,023
hello?
1872
01:13:44,358 --> 01:13:45,893
.
1873
01:13:49,330 --> 01:13:50,665
say nuttin'.
1874
01:13:53,466 --> 01:13:54,702
.
1875
01:13:54,835 --> 01:13:59,740
rah! .
you man are somethin' else.
1876
01:14:00,141 --> 01:14:03,044
man was just about to shoot
all three of you on the spot
1877
01:14:03,144 --> 01:14:04,045
and man's hearing
1878
01:14:04,245 --> 01:14:07,882
that you smacked up melvin
and his boys in faces, yeah?
1879
01:14:08,015 --> 01:14:11,484
. you a bunch
of lucky yutes.
1880
01:14:12,086 --> 01:14:16,524
oi, fuck the package.
man smacked up melvin!
1881
01:14:16,657 --> 01:14:18,626
i've had beef with
that dickhead for years.
1882
01:14:19,093 --> 01:14:20,594
so, wha... wha...
what did you do to him?
1883
01:14:20,661 --> 01:14:22,163
uh, cuz, man just went
all bipolar with it, innit?
1884
01:14:22,229 --> 01:14:24,732
first, i sparked him
in the face, then i bottled him,
1885
01:14:24,832 --> 01:14:27,001
then i picked up a chair,
then man did a elbow drop.
1886
01:14:27,101 --> 01:14:27,902
man said "elbow drop"!
1887
01:14:28,002 --> 01:14:29,670
ay, bruv, that's what we do,
shotti.
1888
01:14:29,770 --> 01:14:32,006
you get me? anytime, anywhere.
1889
01:14:32,106 --> 01:14:34,108
unlimited usage. you get me?
1890
01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:36,811
.
a'ight, but, uh, shotti...
1891
01:14:37,411 --> 01:14:40,414
uh... when do we get paid,
'cause...
1892
01:14:41,148 --> 01:14:44,151
man owes 15 bags to
a certain someone, you get me?
1893
01:14:44,318 --> 01:14:45,353
what?
1894
01:14:45,886 --> 01:14:48,422
don't be talking to me
about no p, fam.
1895
01:14:48,589 --> 01:14:50,825
about you owe
a certain man 15 bags.
1896
01:14:50,925 --> 01:14:53,294
blud, you owe me
20 fuckin' bags, blud.
1897
01:14:53,394 --> 01:14:54,729
that's how much you lost.
1898
01:14:57,064 --> 01:14:57,832
but don't worry.
1899
01:14:58,132 --> 01:15:00,401
man's gonna put that loss aside
for the time being.
1900
01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:02,269
man can pattern that.
don't watch that.
1901
01:15:02,603 --> 01:15:04,805
man will make you run that back
in favors.
1902
01:15:06,307 --> 01:15:07,875
i all got a favor now still.
1903
01:15:08,309 --> 01:15:11,545
man's gotta go docklands,
and rob some polish donnies.
1904
01:15:12,013 --> 01:15:14,548
but this time,
i'm gonna come with you
1905
01:15:14,648 --> 01:15:16,951
and see your murder game
for myself.
1906
01:15:17,084 --> 01:15:17,952
you get me? .
1907
01:15:18,052 --> 01:15:19,854
nah, man's kinda tired,
you know.
1908
01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:21,389
it's just man
ain't really slept yet, innit.
1909
01:15:21,455 --> 01:15:23,557
man ain't askin'
for a favor, cuz.
1910
01:15:23,624 --> 01:15:25,526
man's tellin' you,
that's the favor.
1911
01:15:25,626 --> 01:15:28,562
you understand?
bro, say no more.
1912
01:15:28,662 --> 01:15:30,498
'cause man don't even like
polish people, you get me?
1913
01:15:30,631 --> 01:15:32,433
remember my man falaski
and that, yeah?
1914
01:15:32,533 --> 01:15:34,668
bruv, he all fucked up
my mum's flooring, man.
1915
01:15:34,769 --> 01:15:36,737
i remember that, bruv.
fuck all that!
1916
01:15:36,871 --> 01:15:38,873
you lot go downstairs
and wait, innit?
1917
01:15:38,939 --> 01:15:39,874
get tooled up.
1918
01:15:40,775 --> 01:15:42,810
man's gonna ride out
in a sec still.
1919
01:15:49,050 --> 01:15:50,785
dwayne:
oi, you man, i left my phone.
.
1920
01:15:50,851 --> 01:15:52,453
i'll meet man downstairs, yeah?
cool.
1921
01:15:52,521 --> 01:15:53,721
.
1922
01:15:54,288 --> 01:15:55,656
tamara, you all right, darlin'?
1923
01:15:55,923 --> 01:15:57,324
i didn't know
if you was gonna call.
1924
01:15:57,858 --> 01:16:01,062
i was actually calling
to see what you were doing now.
1925
01:16:01,462 --> 01:16:04,198
i was thinking...
maybe if you ain't busy,
1926
01:16:04,298 --> 01:16:06,200
we could link up or something?
1927
01:16:06,367 --> 01:16:07,868
what, now? um...
1928
01:16:07,935 --> 01:16:10,504
well, i'm just
about to go docklands.
tamara: docklands?
1929
01:16:10,604 --> 01:16:11,972
yeah,
i just gotta sort suttin' out.
1930
01:16:12,073 --> 01:16:12,940
okay, cool.
1931
01:16:13,074 --> 01:16:15,242
when you get there,
send me your location
1932
01:16:15,342 --> 01:16:16,477
and i'll come and see you.
1933
01:16:16,577 --> 01:16:17,978
yeah, no, definitely.
i'll send you location
1934
01:16:18,079 --> 01:16:20,214
as soon as i get there.
007 ting.
1935
01:16:20,448 --> 01:16:24,351
okay, cool. see you later.
yeah. yeah, see you in a bit.
1936
01:16:24,718 --> 01:16:27,121
.
.
1937
01:16:27,755 --> 01:16:30,124
.
.
1938
01:16:33,294 --> 01:16:35,162
well done, you lickle sketbag.
1939
01:16:35,596 --> 01:16:39,166
you're a dead man...
.
1940
01:16:39,266 --> 01:16:41,669
motherfucker!
1941
01:16:43,270 --> 01:16:44,772
.
1942
01:16:44,905 --> 01:16:47,007
.
.
1943
01:16:53,848 --> 01:16:56,150
.
1944
01:16:56,617 --> 01:16:57,985
what you doing in here?
1945
01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:00,287
you're meant to wait outside
and be lookout.
1946
01:17:00,688 --> 01:17:02,123
fuckin' dickhead.
1947
01:17:02,690 --> 01:17:04,391
oh, i see...
1948
01:17:05,259 --> 01:17:07,261
hey, what you man sayin'?
you ready, yeah?
1949
01:17:07,328 --> 01:17:08,129
kane: come on, man.
1950
01:17:08,395 --> 01:17:10,631
man was born ready, g.
what, they here now, yeah?
1951
01:17:10,731 --> 01:17:12,534
'cause i'll gun a man down now,
you know.
1952
01:17:12,601 --> 01:17:13,602
no long ting.
1953
01:17:13,667 --> 01:17:15,236
dun know. click-clack.
1954
01:17:16,170 --> 01:17:18,573
yo, fam. polish mandem are here,
you know.
1955
01:17:18,672 --> 01:17:19,673
cool.
1956
01:17:19,773 --> 01:17:21,308
you man get the ting ready,
yeah?
1957
01:17:21,475 --> 01:17:23,244
.
mandem.
1958
01:17:30,718 --> 01:17:32,219
you man work for krzysztof,
yeah?
1959
01:17:32,386 --> 01:17:33,254
yes, my friend.
1960
01:17:33,622 --> 01:17:37,224
so, what you saying, broskis?
you got some money for me, yeah?
1961
01:17:37,458 --> 01:17:39,493
you got the drugs?
of course, man.
1962
01:17:39,561 --> 01:17:40,895
always got drugs.
1963
01:17:51,540 --> 01:17:52,473
click-clack.
1964
01:17:52,574 --> 01:17:53,642
both: it's riko and kane.
1965
01:17:53,707 --> 01:17:55,209
that's riko.
that's kane.
1966
01:17:55,276 --> 01:17:57,546
both: riko and kane.
we bring the pain.
1967
01:17:57,646 --> 01:17:59,446
yo, reeks, get the bag, fam.
1968
01:17:59,548 --> 01:18:00,915
give man the bag, cuz.
1969
01:18:01,682 --> 01:18:04,218
oh, i told you that pen
was a little beauty!
1970
01:18:04,318 --> 01:18:07,656
built-in mic, gprs
and it's got a torch!
1971
01:18:07,788 --> 01:18:11,660
i feel like james fucking bond
out here! .
1972
01:18:11,759 --> 01:18:14,361
ian, i think you're taking
all this a bit too far.
1973
01:18:14,728 --> 01:18:15,963
it's getting pretty serious
in there.
1974
01:18:16,063 --> 01:18:17,599
we should call it in
and wait for backup.
1975
01:18:17,698 --> 01:18:20,501
nah, fuck that, billy! let's go!
.
1976
01:18:20,569 --> 01:18:23,404
.
1977
01:18:24,838 --> 01:18:26,307
who the fuck are you two?
1978
01:18:26,541 --> 01:18:28,342
we are da polish people.
1979
01:18:28,475 --> 01:18:29,511
dob-chez!
1980
01:18:29,611 --> 01:18:31,779
no, we are the polish people.
1981
01:18:31,879 --> 01:18:34,748
no, we are da polish people!
1982
01:18:34,848 --> 01:18:36,116
dob-chez!
1983
01:18:37,351 --> 01:18:39,420
yes, we are the polish people.
1984
01:18:39,486 --> 01:18:40,522
so, who the fuck sent you?
1985
01:18:40,622 --> 01:18:43,525
poldolski sent us,
lach-shee-mesh.
1986
01:18:43,625 --> 01:18:44,992
what the fuck is going
on here, fam?
1987
01:18:45,092 --> 01:18:47,962
what you sayin', famalam?
.
1988
01:18:48,095 --> 01:18:51,666
everyone drop your weapons.
the fuck are you doing here?
1989
01:18:51,732 --> 01:18:54,201
shut up!
man ain't even talking to you.
1990
01:18:55,269 --> 01:18:57,204
bet you weren't expecting me,
were ya?
1991
01:18:57,304 --> 01:19:00,675
see? easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
.
1992
01:19:00,741 --> 01:19:02,309
you men underestimate
the power of planning.
1993
01:19:02,409 --> 01:19:04,912
proper preparation
prevents poor performance.
1994
01:19:05,012 --> 01:19:07,549
man's a fucking professional
out here.
1995
01:19:07,815 --> 01:19:09,850
oi! don't be tryna move, fam.
1996
01:19:10,017 --> 01:19:12,119
you best keep that dry crusty
peanut head of yours still
1997
01:19:12,253 --> 01:19:15,189
before man start putting holes
in man. ya get me?
1998
01:19:15,389 --> 01:19:17,324
and that goes
for any of you mongolians
1999
01:19:17,458 --> 01:19:18,660
tryna play commando.
2000
01:19:18,826 --> 01:19:22,329
i'm the bruce willis out here.
this is my movie!
2001
01:19:22,731 --> 01:19:27,101
now, who the fuck is wiko?
2002
01:19:29,671 --> 01:19:31,005
are you wiko, fam?
huh?
2003
01:19:31,071 --> 01:19:33,073
i said, are you wiko, fam?
2004
01:19:33,140 --> 01:19:34,643
you know what?
you just missed him, innit.
2005
01:19:34,743 --> 01:19:36,110
he just popped to the shops.
you want anything?
2006
01:19:36,210 --> 01:19:38,912
you tryna take man for
some fucking lenny henry, blud?
2007
01:19:39,013 --> 01:19:42,283
open your mouth! say "ah."
.
2008
01:19:42,883 --> 01:19:47,589
now, i'm gonna ask you again.
are you wiko, fam?
2009
01:19:47,689 --> 01:19:49,790
i'm riko, fam.
you?
2010
01:19:49,890 --> 01:19:51,058
don't piss me off, fam.
2011
01:19:51,158 --> 01:19:53,060
careful, bro,
you don't want it with riko.
2012
01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:53,994
shut up!
2013
01:19:54,228 --> 01:19:56,330
fuck sake, man.
i had you covered, bruv.
2014
01:19:56,430 --> 01:19:58,299
the shop story was working.
all you had to do was--
2015
01:19:58,365 --> 01:20:01,235
shut up, you neek.
so, you're wiko, yeah?
2016
01:20:02,036 --> 01:20:03,837
this weird-looking hairy yute?
2017
01:20:04,572 --> 01:20:07,575
so, you're the dickhead
that touched my brother, yeah?
2018
01:20:07,975 --> 01:20:10,344
bro, i know--
i swear, blud
say something, anything,
2019
01:20:10,444 --> 01:20:13,147
anything and i will blow
your head bareback, fam.
2020
01:20:14,815 --> 01:20:15,949
what you saying now, huh?
2021
01:20:16,250 --> 01:20:17,451
where's all
that energy now, fam?
2022
01:20:17,786 --> 01:20:19,587
where's that energy now?
that's what i was trying
to tell you--
2023
01:20:19,654 --> 01:20:21,690
oh, my days, you fucking cowpat!
2024
01:20:21,756 --> 01:20:24,491
what did i say?
i said say anything!
2025
01:20:24,626 --> 01:20:26,460
anything!
2026
01:20:27,161 --> 01:20:32,232
you know what? credit's done.
it's game over!
2027
01:20:33,601 --> 01:20:34,703
any last words, blud?
2028
01:20:34,803 --> 01:20:36,337
listen, bro--
. time's up.
2029
01:20:36,437 --> 01:20:37,938
enough of
your bad breath lyrics, fam.
2030
01:20:38,005 --> 01:20:40,575
stop! don't shoot him, theodore!
tamara!
2031
01:20:40,675 --> 01:20:42,142
whoa...
shotti: theodore?
2032
01:20:42,209 --> 01:20:45,312
who the fuck is theodore?
what the fuck is going on here?
2033
01:20:45,547 --> 01:20:48,982
the fuck are you doing here?
i told you to wait in the car!
2034
01:20:49,083 --> 01:20:51,385
riko didn't even do anything,
it was just a stupid argument.
2035
01:20:51,452 --> 01:20:53,187
.
you better shut
your fuckin mouth,
2036
01:20:53,287 --> 01:20:56,758
you fucking whore,
or i swear to allahu akbar!
2037
01:20:56,857 --> 01:20:58,392
bro, that's what
i've been tryna tell you, man.
2038
01:20:58,492 --> 01:20:59,960
i didn't mean
to hurt your brother, cuz.
2039
01:21:00,027 --> 01:21:01,328
it was just an accident.
2040
01:21:02,731 --> 01:21:04,833
i didn't even
touch him. .
2041
01:21:05,232 --> 01:21:06,967
i promise you, i'm not a killer.
2042
01:21:07,901 --> 01:21:09,069
shotti: what the fuck?
2043
01:21:09,370 --> 01:21:11,138
so, you're telling me
you didn't kill leo?
2044
01:21:11,773 --> 01:21:13,006
no, i thought i killed him
but then--
2045
01:21:13,107 --> 01:21:14,776
ah-ha! so, you did try kill
my brother?
2046
01:21:14,875 --> 01:21:16,443
nah, i thought i did
but i didn't mean to
2047
01:21:16,511 --> 01:21:18,513
and then tamara was like
"leo's cool and i was chatting
2048
01:21:18,580 --> 01:21:20,515
to him" and he's like "yeah,
we're blessed, bro."
2049
01:21:20,749 --> 01:21:23,150
what? so, leo ain't dead?
2050
01:21:24,786 --> 01:21:25,787
no, he's alive.
2051
01:21:26,019 --> 01:21:27,655
i wasn't sure
how to tell you still.
2052
01:21:27,722 --> 01:21:29,356
what, and you was talking
to him?
2053
01:21:30,090 --> 01:21:33,561
hold up. what the fuck is this?
who the fuck are you man?
2054
01:21:33,862 --> 01:21:35,963
i'm kane, that's riko--
2055
01:21:36,063 --> 01:21:37,599
shut the fuck up!
shut the fuck up!
2056
01:21:38,867 --> 01:21:39,768
mike: hold up!
2057
01:21:39,933 --> 01:21:41,168
back up, back up, back up.
2058
01:21:41,301 --> 01:21:43,437
i got beef
with these pussyholes too.
2059
01:21:43,638 --> 01:21:44,905
wagwan, bro.
2060
01:21:46,340 --> 01:21:47,040
psh!
psh!
2061
01:21:47,274 --> 01:21:48,743
what the fuck happened
to you, fam?
2062
01:21:48,843 --> 01:21:50,978
oh, minor, bro.
couple cracked ribs,
2063
01:21:51,111 --> 01:21:52,980
broke both my arms
above the elbow,
2064
01:21:53,046 --> 01:21:54,883
broke a collarbone,
broke both my legs.
2065
01:21:54,948 --> 01:21:55,850
it's minor though,
2066
01:21:55,983 --> 01:21:57,084
i can still bang out,
you get me?
2067
01:21:57,151 --> 01:21:58,787
this pussyhole
caught me off-guard.
2068
01:21:58,919 --> 01:22:00,154
right, that's gas, man.
2069
01:22:00,220 --> 01:22:02,389
we had you out good
and proper. light work.
2070
01:22:02,557 --> 01:22:05,593
what? hey, fuck this skinny
tall tinie tempah wannabe.
2071
01:22:05,693 --> 01:22:06,661
shoot him in the pum-pum.
2072
01:22:06,861 --> 01:22:09,531
hey, no more interruptions
for you, man.
2073
01:22:10,397 --> 01:22:11,866
it's personal time.
2074
01:22:12,433 --> 01:22:15,436
.
.
2075
01:22:15,637 --> 01:22:16,638
shh!
2076
01:22:16,937 --> 01:22:18,506
the fuck is that noise, rah?
2077
01:22:18,573 --> 01:22:20,107
.
2078
01:22:20,542 --> 01:22:21,743
yeah, what is that?
2079
01:22:21,975 --> 01:22:23,511
swear that's coming
from you, fam.
2080
01:22:23,611 --> 01:22:24,311
nah, nah, it's nothing.
2081
01:22:24,846 --> 01:22:26,614
it's just something i got
from the police station, innit?
2082
01:22:27,281 --> 01:22:30,150
.
2083
01:22:30,417 --> 01:22:32,554
. rah!
man's a fucking fed, fam!
2084
01:22:32,620 --> 01:22:33,855
he's all recording, man!
2085
01:22:33,922 --> 01:22:35,989
what the fuck?
you man are feds now, yeah?
2086
01:22:36,056 --> 01:22:36,957
what?
what?
2087
01:22:37,024 --> 01:22:38,793
what? i got beat up by a fed?
2088
01:22:38,893 --> 01:22:40,394
what? no,
course man ain't a fed.
2089
01:22:40,461 --> 01:22:44,031
i'm not a fed, darling.
don't chat to my sister, blud!
2090
01:22:44,131 --> 01:22:46,266
what? after everything
we've been through, fam,
2091
01:22:46,333 --> 01:22:47,769
you went to cooperate
with the feds?
2092
01:22:47,836 --> 01:22:49,002
are you trying to set me up too?
2093
01:22:49,069 --> 01:22:50,572
nah, it's not even
like that, bro.
2094
01:22:50,905 --> 01:22:52,439
i can't believe it, fam.
2095
01:22:52,807 --> 01:22:55,008
man all sleep together, fam.
hmm?
2096
01:22:55,610 --> 01:22:58,847
okay, i haven't got time
for all this. deal's off.
2097
01:22:59,379 --> 01:23:01,114
whoa! how you gonna be
pointing a gun at me, man?
2098
01:23:01,181 --> 01:23:02,216
it's me! allow that, bro!
2099
01:23:02,382 --> 01:23:05,185
yo, hold up, blud.
nah, i feel violated, blud.
2100
01:23:05,352 --> 01:23:06,888
how could you do
this to man, fam?
2101
01:23:06,987 --> 01:23:08,690
man could have
snitched together, cuz.
2102
01:23:08,790 --> 01:23:09,724
riko: i'm not a snitch
2103
01:23:09,824 --> 01:23:10,892
and i'm not working
with the feds
2104
01:23:10,991 --> 01:23:12,426
and stop pointing
that fucking gun at me, man.
2105
01:23:12,493 --> 01:23:14,194
real talk,
it's making me bug out, g.
2106
01:23:14,328 --> 01:23:16,129
don't tell me what to do, bro.
2107
01:23:16,296 --> 01:23:18,332
.
.
2108
01:23:18,398 --> 01:23:19,534
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
2109
01:23:19,667 --> 01:23:21,468
i don't like how everyone's
just picking up guns
2110
01:23:21,569 --> 01:23:23,738
like it's some woolworths
free for all pick-n-mix.
2111
01:23:23,805 --> 01:23:25,038
how'd you like it then,
fam, huh?
2112
01:23:25,239 --> 01:23:27,140
it's like that, yeah?
it's not like that, bro.
2113
01:23:27,241 --> 01:23:28,475
the pen weren't even mine.
2114
01:23:28,643 --> 01:23:29,978
he gave it to me!
who?
2115
01:23:30,043 --> 01:23:31,445
my man over there!
2116
01:23:33,715 --> 01:23:34,716
tell 'em to get back.
2117
01:23:35,984 --> 01:23:39,687
back 'em off, brillo pad!
.
2118
01:23:40,254 --> 01:23:43,290
back 'em off. go on, now!
2119
01:23:44,291 --> 01:23:47,194
that's right.
mr. cow foot and butterbeans.
2120
01:23:47,361 --> 01:23:48,963
what? fuck that.
.
2121
01:23:49,096 --> 01:23:51,733
♪ wagwan to dem
wagwan to dem ♪
2122
01:23:51,799 --> 01:23:53,568
♪ we are gon tek it to dem... ♪
2123
01:23:53,635 --> 01:23:54,802
.
2124
01:23:54,869 --> 01:23:57,137
♪ an na to dem
an na to dem ♪
2125
01:23:57,271 --> 01:24:00,274
♪ we are gon tek it to dem
we are gon tek it to dem ♪
2126
01:24:00,474 --> 01:24:02,877
♪ wagwan to dem
wagwan to dem ♪
2127
01:24:02,977 --> 01:24:04,044
.
2128
01:24:04,111 --> 01:24:05,613
♪ we are gon tek it to dem ♪
2129
01:24:06,014 --> 01:24:08,315
♪ wagwan to dem
wagwan to dem ♪
2130
01:24:08,415 --> 01:24:11,184
♪ shotta fire to dem
pow, pow, shotta fire to dem ♪
2131
01:24:11,285 --> 01:24:12,620
♪ lightning and thunder... ♪
2132
01:24:19,359 --> 01:24:22,530
.
2133
01:24:22,597 --> 01:24:25,667
♪ we left em dead, sir
i woulda beg fa ♪
2134
01:24:25,934 --> 01:24:26,968
shots fired!
2135
01:24:27,167 --> 01:24:30,304
assistance required!
help me, i'm gonna die!
2136
01:24:30,638 --> 01:24:32,439
.
.
2137
01:24:34,742 --> 01:24:37,579
come on! fucking come on!
2138
01:24:38,913 --> 01:24:41,348
pow, pow, pow! you dickhead!
2139
01:24:41,883 --> 01:24:42,917
take that, leroy!
2140
01:24:43,250 --> 01:24:46,955
pussyhole! pussyhole, blud!
do your research about me!
2141
01:24:47,254 --> 01:24:49,222
ya black bastard!
2142
01:24:49,456 --> 01:24:51,091
yippee ki yay!
2143
01:24:51,626 --> 01:24:52,760
.
2144
01:24:53,661 --> 01:24:55,395
pow! pow! pow!
2145
01:24:56,631 --> 01:24:57,331
.
2146
01:24:57,899 --> 01:25:00,902
hey, tyreese, is that you, fam?
i beg you help me, bro.
2147
01:25:01,002 --> 01:25:01,936
man's in a hurry, innit?
2148
01:25:02,336 --> 01:25:04,906
you got my deets,
innit? dm me! .
2149
01:25:05,006 --> 01:25:06,040
tyreese, no!
2150
01:25:06,440 --> 01:25:08,308
oh, tyreese...
come on, billy!
2151
01:25:08,442 --> 01:25:10,712
where are ya?
you're missing all the fun!
2152
01:25:10,845 --> 01:25:12,547
.
2153
01:25:14,649 --> 01:25:18,385
♪ we are gon tek it to dem
we are gon tek it to dem ♪
2154
01:25:18,485 --> 01:25:20,688
♪ on a wa to dem
on a wa to dem ♪
2155
01:25:20,755 --> 01:25:23,758
♪ shotta fire to dem
shotta fire to dem ♪
2156
01:25:24,092 --> 01:25:25,660
.
2157
01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:27,629
how you gonna dark me
like that, man?
2158
01:25:27,729 --> 01:25:30,064
we're supposed to be brothers!
how you set me up like that?
2159
01:25:30,130 --> 01:25:31,298
i didn't even do nothing, cuz.
2160
01:25:31,365 --> 01:25:32,900
i'd never dark you
like that, fam.
2161
01:25:33,166 --> 01:25:35,703
come on, bro. bff, fam.
2162
01:25:36,070 --> 01:25:37,038
best friends forever.
2163
01:25:37,304 --> 01:25:40,541
what? allow that, that's moist,
cuz. ugh, man!
2164
01:25:40,642 --> 01:25:43,044
.
.
2165
01:25:43,111 --> 01:25:44,478
.
2166
01:25:44,612 --> 01:25:46,514
you ready, fam?
i'm ready, fam.
2167
01:25:47,180 --> 01:25:52,419
.
2168
01:25:52,486 --> 01:25:54,522
♪ we are gon tek it to dem ♪
2169
01:25:54,856 --> 01:25:55,923
click-clack.
click-clack.
2170
01:25:57,224 --> 01:25:59,459
.
.
2171
01:25:59,994 --> 01:26:03,631
oh, blud, i've been shot.
can everyone stop getting shot?
2172
01:26:03,798 --> 01:26:07,267
i'm gonna die. i can feel it.
tell tamara i love her, cuz
2173
01:26:07,334 --> 01:26:09,336
and tell her not to go out
with anyone else if i die.
2174
01:26:09,403 --> 01:26:11,171
.
kane: shit.
2175
01:26:11,338 --> 01:26:12,339
please don't die, fam.
2176
01:26:12,707 --> 01:26:15,777
. man
still owe pinky 15 bags, cuz!
2177
01:26:16,044 --> 01:26:17,712
tamara!
come on, get up.
2178
01:26:17,879 --> 01:26:19,981
you're gonna be fine
but we gotta go right now.
2179
01:26:20,048 --> 01:26:22,382
riko: .
kane: come on, fam.
2180
01:26:24,484 --> 01:26:25,452
go, fam, go!
2181
01:26:28,890 --> 01:26:29,791
where you going, fam?
2182
01:26:30,058 --> 01:26:32,060
i told you them riko and kane,
them man are wavy, boy.
2183
01:26:32,160 --> 01:26:34,227
you don't listen, fam.
shut up!
2184
01:26:34,929 --> 01:26:36,898
.
2185
01:26:36,998 --> 01:26:41,669
where is the love? we ask
for more love in the world!
2186
01:26:43,004 --> 01:26:45,740
.
.
2187
01:26:46,708 --> 01:26:48,976
.
.
2188
01:26:49,043 --> 01:26:50,444
shotti: oi!
2189
01:26:53,781 --> 01:26:55,583
fucking pagans!
2190
01:26:58,820 --> 01:27:00,988
.
.
2191
01:27:02,023 --> 01:27:02,924
fuck your gang.
2192
01:27:03,490 --> 01:27:06,493
man's got a new gang now.
riko and kane.
2193
01:27:07,394 --> 01:27:08,963
that's family.
dwayne.
2194
01:27:09,197 --> 01:27:10,798
my guy!
.
2195
01:27:11,199 --> 01:27:12,332
oh, you man.
2196
01:27:12,867 --> 01:27:15,235
we gotta kick.
boydem will be here any second.
2197
01:27:26,080 --> 01:27:29,951
.
.
2198
01:27:34,122 --> 01:27:36,891
no one open fire
unless authorized by me.
2199
01:27:36,958 --> 01:27:37,992
is that clear?
2200
01:27:39,127 --> 01:27:40,027
give me that.
2201
01:27:43,598 --> 01:27:45,666
. is that menthol?
yes, ma'am.
2202
01:27:45,733 --> 01:27:47,001
oh, you scumbag.
2203
01:27:54,976 --> 01:27:56,309
.
2204
01:27:56,376 --> 01:27:58,579
ian: whoo-hoo!
look at you now! .
2205
01:27:58,746 --> 01:28:00,648
answer me back!
ya can't, ya dead.
2206
01:28:00,915 --> 01:28:03,651
look at you now, you're dead!
you're dead! .
2207
01:28:06,554 --> 01:28:09,257
what the fuck
have you done, ian?
2208
01:28:09,422 --> 01:28:10,558
m... ma'am...
2209
01:28:10,925 --> 01:28:13,761
me and billy here
have unfolded the case
2210
01:28:13,861 --> 01:28:14,996
of a situation of events
2211
01:28:15,096 --> 01:28:20,467
where guns, and drugs, and money
was being used by criminals!
2212
01:28:20,735 --> 01:28:24,705
bad guys, black guys,
polish guys.
2213
01:28:24,906 --> 01:28:28,810
decepticons, ma'am. baddies.
2214
01:28:29,476 --> 01:28:32,213
has he been smoking
the evidence again, billy?
2215
01:28:32,312 --> 01:28:35,149
no, ma'am. i don't think
he has this time.
2216
01:28:35,382 --> 01:28:37,885
i have just spent
the last two weeks
2217
01:28:38,385 --> 01:28:41,189
having interviews and meetings
at head office
2218
01:28:41,321 --> 01:28:44,058
to clear the met's name
because you...
2219
01:28:44,892 --> 01:28:47,528
think it's okay
to taser innocent black men.
2220
01:28:47,829 --> 01:28:51,599
oh, yeah, ma'am--
don't you wave
that fucking thing at me!
2221
01:28:51,799 --> 01:28:52,867
you clown.
2222
01:28:53,301 --> 01:28:55,703
do you know,
i've had 18 complaints
2223
01:28:55,803 --> 01:28:58,272
regarding you
and your "unorthodox"
2224
01:28:58,371 --> 01:29:00,942
and xenophobic methods
of police work?
2225
01:29:02,176 --> 01:29:03,211
and yesterday...
2226
01:29:03,878 --> 01:29:07,982
a complaint about
inappropriate sexual misconduct
2227
01:29:08,082 --> 01:29:11,351
with an ambulance worker! again!
2228
01:29:12,385 --> 01:29:13,420
and now this!
2229
01:29:13,688 --> 01:29:16,557
.
she's chatting shit, ma'am.
2230
01:29:16,691 --> 01:29:19,527
i didn't even touch her.
all i did was...
2231
01:29:21,329 --> 01:29:22,563
.
2232
01:29:22,897 --> 01:29:25,199
what, that's all you did?
yeah, ma'am, just that!
2233
01:29:25,333 --> 01:29:28,002
. what? just that?
2234
01:29:28,236 --> 01:29:31,105
what's wrong with that?
.
2235
01:29:31,239 --> 01:29:34,976
she must be a snowflake!
.
2236
01:29:35,042 --> 01:29:37,511
but i tell you what,
when i was starting out,
2237
01:29:37,612 --> 01:29:40,548
you never knew
who was gonna slap your backside
2238
01:29:40,615 --> 01:29:42,116
from one minute to the next.
.
2239
01:29:42,216 --> 01:29:44,785
and it was
character building, right?
2240
01:29:44,886 --> 01:29:48,421
.
wrong!
2241
01:29:50,858 --> 01:29:54,095
fucking wrong,
you ridiculous prick.
2242
01:29:55,363 --> 01:29:56,864
she's an ambulance driver.
2243
01:29:56,931 --> 01:30:00,768
she sees horrific things
all day long and you think...
2244
01:30:01,135 --> 01:30:05,239
she needs to indulge
your inappropriate schoolboy
2245
01:30:05,306 --> 01:30:07,407
little dick behavior.
2246
01:30:12,445 --> 01:30:14,815
.
your time's up here.
2247
01:30:17,551 --> 01:30:20,655
you know, we see your type
every day at work...
2248
01:30:21,622 --> 01:30:23,324
hear about you on the news.
2249
01:30:23,624 --> 01:30:28,195
our mothers, sisters,
daughters, friends...
2250
01:30:28,829 --> 01:30:31,632
they encounter you
on a daily basis
2251
01:30:32,199 --> 01:30:35,536
but that ends now.
2252
01:30:37,638 --> 01:30:42,944
what were you thinking?
are you on crack?
2253
01:30:44,211 --> 01:30:46,080
i'm taking your badge.
2254
01:30:46,414 --> 01:30:48,082
you're fired.
.
2255
01:30:48,182 --> 01:30:52,119
but... but, ma'am!
go and get your shit and go!
2256
01:30:52,987 --> 01:30:55,923
nobody likes you, ian,
you're a wanker.
2257
01:31:03,531 --> 01:31:05,900
.
.
2258
01:31:06,834 --> 01:31:08,269
.
2259
01:31:08,836 --> 01:31:10,503
m... me bollocks! .
2260
01:31:10,571 --> 01:31:13,140
.
.
2261
01:31:16,577 --> 01:31:19,780
here's pudi! oh, shit.
2262
01:31:22,049 --> 01:31:23,117
.
2263
01:31:24,652 --> 01:31:29,924
"fifteen bags, bossman."
"riko and kane." .
2264
01:31:30,591 --> 01:31:31,993
"click-clack"?
2265
01:31:35,463 --> 01:31:37,865
they paid me in fucking rupees!
2266
01:31:39,033 --> 01:31:40,668
clever little fuckings.
2267
01:31:40,768 --> 01:31:43,404
where the fuck
are you two hidings, huh?
2268
01:31:43,471 --> 01:31:45,139
.
2269
01:31:46,440 --> 01:31:47,441
♪ i need all dat ♪
2270
01:31:48,209 --> 01:31:51,178
♪ i need big bags only
ain't no money where y'all at ♪
2271
01:31:51,946 --> 01:31:54,548
♪ yo, everybody walk down on me
everybody crawl back ♪
2272
01:31:54,648 --> 01:31:57,718
♪ yo, i need all dat, yeah
i need all dat ♪
2273
01:31:57,885 --> 01:32:00,554
kane: you already know
from london to la, baby!
2274
01:32:00,654 --> 01:32:01,722
click-clack!
2275
01:32:01,889 --> 01:32:03,190
riko: fam, stop doing that, man.
2276
01:32:03,257 --> 01:32:06,594
sorry, man. i'm only
gonna do this four more times!
2277
01:32:08,262 --> 01:32:09,296
not gonna lie...
2278
01:32:09,663 --> 01:32:11,565
feels like i'm in a disney film
or something.
2279
01:32:11,932 --> 01:32:14,535
like i'm aladdin
and you're my princess jasmine.
2280
01:32:14,902 --> 01:32:17,271
it's crazy. it feels like...
2281
01:32:18,039 --> 01:32:19,807
i dunno, like this is the part
of the film
2282
01:32:19,874 --> 01:32:22,843
where the hero gets the girl.
like this is that moment.
2283
01:32:22,943 --> 01:32:24,011
the moment
when they finally kiss
2284
01:32:24,211 --> 01:32:26,013
and nothing can stop it,
d'you know what i mean?
2285
01:32:30,785 --> 01:32:32,219
selfie guy!
.
2286
01:32:32,319 --> 01:32:33,287
take the picture for me.
2287
01:32:33,387 --> 01:32:34,789
hey, kane, kane, kane.
2288
01:32:35,623 --> 01:32:36,657
that's it, that's it.
2289
01:32:36,757 --> 01:32:38,592
and gang!
.
2290
01:32:39,528 --> 01:32:41,829
.
2291
01:32:42,663 --> 01:32:44,632
♪ i'mma go get it
i'mma go get it ♪
2292
01:32:44,732 --> 01:32:46,667
♪ tell me why you can't
get out my business ♪
2293
01:32:46,734 --> 01:32:49,170
♪ this ain't no game
nah this is not no scrimmage ♪
2294
01:32:49,236 --> 01:32:51,739
♪ i'mma do everything just
to say i did it ♪
2295
01:32:51,806 --> 01:32:53,674
♪ say i did it, say i did it
uh ♪
2296
01:32:53,741 --> 01:32:55,142
♪ i'mma go get it
i'mma go get it ♪
2297
01:32:55,276 --> 01:32:57,044
♪ tell me why you can't get
out my business ♪
2298
01:32:57,111 --> 01:32:59,914
♪ this ain't no game nah
this is not no scrimmage ♪
2299
01:32:59,980 --> 01:33:02,450
♪ i'mma do everything just
to say i did it ♪
2300
01:33:02,517 --> 01:33:03,717
♪ say i did it say i did it ♪
2301
01:33:03,784 --> 01:33:05,019
♪ say i done it, say i won it ♪
2302
01:33:05,086 --> 01:33:06,555
♪ know i'm always gon keep it
a hundred ♪
2303
01:33:06,620 --> 01:33:07,655
♪ never fronting
let's run away ♪
2304
01:33:07,721 --> 01:33:08,722
♪ with the way we running ♪
2305
01:33:08,923 --> 01:33:10,424
♪ new fit stunning
everybody says stuff ♪
2306
01:33:10,491 --> 01:33:11,392
♪ but it don't mean nothing ♪
2307
01:33:11,560 --> 01:33:12,527
♪ we don't listen
to all that ♪
2308
01:33:12,693 --> 01:33:13,894
♪ that's the not way
that we coming ♪
2309
01:33:14,061 --> 01:33:16,230
♪ yeah we don't listen
to all that we gon keep vibing ♪
2310
01:33:16,297 --> 01:33:18,933
♪ just get loose and stop
with all of the trying ♪
2311
01:33:18,999 --> 01:33:21,570
♪ we gon keep striving
i am never lying ♪
2312
01:33:21,669 --> 01:33:22,736
♪ you just gotta do you ♪
2313
01:33:22,837 --> 01:33:25,206
♪ you ain't gotta hide it
hide it nah ♪
2314
01:33:25,306 --> 01:33:27,308
♪ yeah that's not the way
that we coming yeah ♪
2315
01:33:27,408 --> 01:33:30,044
♪ yeah you know i did it
this is no discussion yeah ♪
2316
01:33:30,111 --> 01:33:31,679
♪ you know i wake up do
it all again ♪
2317
01:33:31,779 --> 01:33:32,680
♪ no instruction yeah ♪
2318
01:33:32,947 --> 01:33:34,583
♪ your time i take up
then i ball again ♪
2319
01:33:34,682 --> 01:33:35,649
♪ when i'm running yeah ♪
2320
01:33:35,783 --> 01:33:37,284
♪ and then i jump man
we back again ♪
2321
01:33:37,384 --> 01:33:38,452
♪ got your brain tied up ♪
2322
01:33:38,752 --> 01:33:41,222
♪ we take no break we go all in
like the game's tied up ♪
2323
01:33:41,789 --> 01:33:43,090
♪ cuz you know
that's what i do ♪
2324
01:33:43,157 --> 01:33:44,658
♪ hit the right gap
like a runnin' back ♪
2325
01:33:44,725 --> 01:33:46,528
♪ because i won't
ever lose like ♪
2326
01:33:46,794 --> 01:33:48,696
♪ i'mma go get it
i'mma go get it ♪
2327
01:33:48,796 --> 01:33:50,331
♪ tell me why
you can't get out my business ♪
2328
01:33:50,431 --> 01:33:53,234
♪ this ain't no game nah
this is not no scrimmage ♪
2329
01:33:53,300 --> 01:33:55,803
♪ i'mma do everything
just to say i did it ♪
2330
01:33:55,903 --> 01:33:57,539
♪ say i did it
say i did it uh ♪
2331
01:33:57,606 --> 01:33:59,508
♪ i'mma go get it
i'mma go get it ♪
2332
01:33:59,574 --> 01:34:01,308
♪ tell me why
you can't get out my business ♪
2333
01:34:01,375 --> 01:34:04,245
♪ this ain't no game nah
this is not no scrimmage ♪
2334
01:34:04,345 --> 01:34:06,581
♪ i'mma do everything just
to say i did it ♪
2335
01:34:06,647 --> 01:34:07,815
♪ say i did it ♪
2336
01:34:08,315 --> 01:34:10,284
♪ came to the game
i was young and fresh ♪
2337
01:34:10,384 --> 01:34:11,520
♪ and ever so naive ♪
2338
01:34:11,586 --> 01:34:12,820
♪ got a chance and i took that ♪
2339
01:34:12,887 --> 01:34:14,922
♪ and i share boy so on it
from a yp ♪
2340
01:34:14,989 --> 01:34:18,159
♪ on a tv screen from 12 chosen
but at the same time why me? ♪
2341
01:34:18,259 --> 01:34:19,927
♪ sittin' in my hostel
smokin' weed ♪
2342
01:34:20,027 --> 01:34:21,695
♪ eating chicken and chips
and chinese ♪
2343
01:34:21,762 --> 01:34:23,130
♪ feeling depressed
and i think too much ♪
2344
01:34:23,197 --> 01:34:24,999
♪ but that's what happens
i'm a pisces ♪
2345
01:34:25,065 --> 01:34:26,834
♪ fighting demons daily
i hate it ♪
2346
01:34:26,901 --> 01:34:28,502
♪ but i'm wavy
like the high seas ♪
2347
01:34:28,570 --> 01:34:29,670
♪ they say i've been a victim ♪
2348
01:34:29,770 --> 01:34:30,838
♪ but all the bullshit
i've been through ♪
2349
01:34:30,938 --> 01:34:31,939
♪ that won't define me ♪
2350
01:34:32,072 --> 01:34:33,642
♪ i got called out
reacted badly ♪
2351
01:34:33,741 --> 01:34:35,075
♪ yeah
i got banned from the ig ♪
2352
01:34:35,142 --> 01:34:37,111
♪ but i let it all slide
'cause at the same time ♪
2353
01:34:37,178 --> 01:34:38,647
♪ i can't believe paramount
signed me ♪
2354
01:34:38,712 --> 01:34:40,047
♪ i'm tryna aim for the stars ♪
2355
01:34:40,147 --> 01:34:42,483
♪ can't sit around, i gotta
be ready when my flight leaves ♪
2356
01:34:42,617 --> 01:34:43,817
♪ what's going on, my g? ♪
2357
01:34:43,884 --> 01:34:45,252
♪ i'm gonna save more money
you will find me ♪
2358
01:34:45,319 --> 01:34:47,087
♪ i'm in the ends
couple goons right beside me ♪
2359
01:34:47,154 --> 01:34:48,822
♪ i don't give a shit
about whoever don't like me ♪
2360
01:34:48,889 --> 01:34:49,790
♪ i'm past that ♪
2361
01:34:49,990 --> 01:34:50,758
♪ i feel happy
i'm standing strong ♪
2362
01:34:50,824 --> 01:34:51,759
♪ got my laugh back ♪
2363
01:34:52,092 --> 01:34:53,127
♪ i'm from the hood
on the rolled out tarmac ♪
2364
01:34:53,360 --> 01:34:54,929
♪ yeah, i been doing this ting
from far back ♪
2365
01:34:54,995 --> 01:34:56,330
♪ and now i got investors
putting their money ♪
2366
01:34:56,397 --> 01:34:57,731
♪ where their mouth is
aim to make p ♪
2367
01:34:57,798 --> 01:34:58,766
♪ then half that ♪
2368
01:34:58,999 --> 01:35:00,100
♪ yeah, i was online
just losing my mind ♪
2369
01:35:00,267 --> 01:35:01,902
♪ yeah, that's what you call
a tv car crash ♪
2370
01:35:01,969 --> 01:35:03,003
♪ it's a par, fam ♪
2371
01:35:03,137 --> 01:35:04,738
♪ all i wanna do
is just live my life ♪
2372
01:35:04,805 --> 01:35:06,207
♪ but i get so caught up
at times ♪
2373
01:35:06,273 --> 01:35:08,042
♪ impossible ladder
that i must climb ♪
2374
01:35:08,108 --> 01:35:09,877
♪ but i'm just smiling
like i'm fine ♪
2375
01:35:09,944 --> 01:35:11,613
♪ and i'm just real
not tellin' no lies ♪
2376
01:35:11,680 --> 01:35:13,180
♪ but i've been moving
like i'm blind ♪
2377
01:35:13,247 --> 01:35:14,915
♪ yeah
i feel lost but still i try ♪
2378
01:35:14,982 --> 01:35:16,784
♪ even though
i'm low somehow i fly ♪
2379
01:35:16,850 --> 01:35:18,219
♪ all i wanna do
is start again ♪
2380
01:35:18,319 --> 01:35:19,954
♪ i was traumatized
by the age of ten ♪
2381
01:35:20,020 --> 01:35:21,755
♪ though i'm surrounded
by good friends ♪
2382
01:35:21,822 --> 01:35:23,324
♪ life gets hard
when you can't pay rent ♪
2383
01:35:23,390 --> 01:35:25,092
♪ so i'm just here
tryna use my head ♪
2384
01:35:25,159 --> 01:35:26,927
♪ can't take back all the words
i've said ♪
2385
01:35:26,994 --> 01:35:28,429
♪ i don't wanna snap
like a broken leg ♪
2386
01:35:28,530 --> 01:35:30,898
♪ so i'm tryna stay calm
and breathe instead ♪
2387
01:35:33,267 --> 01:35:35,002
♪ it's the next thing
yeah man i'm on set ♪
2388
01:35:35,069 --> 01:35:36,136
♪ i'm a big boy actor ♪
2389
01:35:36,203 --> 01:35:37,738
♪ but at the same time
i'm directing ♪
2390
01:35:37,805 --> 01:35:38,973
♪ writing films for a living ♪
2391
01:35:39,139 --> 01:35:40,908
♪ me and mikey went
and got the sequel penned in ♪
2392
01:35:40,975 --> 01:35:42,776
♪ still i gotta navigate through
this bullshit ♪
2393
01:35:42,876 --> 01:35:44,345
♪ and there's no sign
of it ending ♪
2394
01:35:44,445 --> 01:35:45,647
♪ i was told down and out ♪
2395
01:35:45,714 --> 01:35:47,582
♪ gotta spend the last ten years
resurrecting ♪
2396
01:35:47,649 --> 01:35:48,749
♪ but i gotta make my p now ♪
2397
01:35:48,816 --> 01:35:49,718
♪ step it up ♪
2398
01:35:49,984 --> 01:35:50,751
♪ but the real life
still tempting ♪
2399
01:35:51,252 --> 01:35:52,687
♪ yeah i'm trying
to stay focused and be calm ♪
2400
01:35:52,687 --> 01:35:53,954
♪ i ain't even online venting ♪
2401
01:35:54,054 --> 01:35:55,690
♪ been away, got my head right
and i can't lie ♪
2402
01:35:55,756 --> 01:35:57,191
♪ my mind's gone through
so much mending ♪
2403
01:35:57,291 --> 01:35:58,792
♪ no insta
still on twitter though ♪
2404
01:35:58,892 --> 01:36:00,595
♪ fourteen years
and my name's still trending ♪
2405
01:36:00,662 --> 01:36:01,630
♪ on a comeback ♪
2406
01:36:01,929 --> 01:36:02,963
♪ yeah, manna been praying
for my downfall ♪
2407
01:36:03,163 --> 01:36:04,798
♪ wish bare hate
but i still rise above that ♪
2408
01:36:04,865 --> 01:36:06,033
♪ thought i was all washed up ♪
2409
01:36:06,200 --> 01:36:08,002
♪ but impossible rise
from the dead i just done that ♪
2410
01:36:08,068 --> 01:36:09,937
♪ i'm trying to make changes
but i'm still blazing ♪
2411
01:36:10,004 --> 01:36:11,272
♪ council tenant
i'm a scumbag ♪
2412
01:36:11,338 --> 01:36:13,073
♪ i'm in the hood just bunning
my zoot with a gooz ♪
2413
01:36:13,140 --> 01:36:14,542
♪ stay away from the gunman ♪
2414
01:36:14,609 --> 01:36:15,677
♪ got to love that ♪
2415
01:36:15,909 --> 01:36:17,111
♪ i show love to the man
and get love back ♪
2416
01:36:17,177 --> 01:36:18,713
♪ can't sit around waiting
fuck that ♪
2417
01:36:18,779 --> 01:36:20,214
♪ just grab my... say that ♪
2418
01:36:20,314 --> 01:36:21,982
♪ i'm a bafta award winner
trump that ♪
2419
01:36:22,082 --> 01:36:23,484
♪ ain't begging no fen
no bun that ♪
2420
01:36:23,551 --> 01:36:25,419
♪ the fake scarpered quick
watch 'em run back ♪
2421
01:36:25,486 --> 01:36:26,353
♪ my mind's untapped ♪
2422
01:36:26,721 --> 01:36:28,422
♪ man are on a movement ting
can't sit around waiting ♪
2423
01:36:28,489 --> 01:36:29,724
♪ i'm not like them man yet ♪
2424
01:36:29,790 --> 01:36:30,891
♪ i see mandem hating ♪
2425
01:36:30,991 --> 01:36:31,992
♪ but i ain't even got
to watch face ♪
2426
01:36:32,059 --> 01:36:33,027
♪ let them man stare ♪
2427
01:36:33,360 --> 01:36:34,962
♪ just creating vibes whole time
for the fake ting ♪
2428
01:36:35,062 --> 01:36:36,363
♪ i wanna make that clear ♪
2429
01:36:36,463 --> 01:36:37,431
♪ i know life is a movie ♪
2430
01:36:37,599 --> 01:36:39,500
♪ and i'm still flying high, man
i float in the air ♪
2431
01:36:39,567 --> 01:36:41,569
♪ float in the air
float in the air...♪
2432
01:36:44,673 --> 01:36:46,073
♪ watch face
let them man stare ♪
2433
01:36:46,140 --> 01:36:50,144
♪ let man stare
let man stare, let man ♪
2434
01:36:50,911 --> 01:36:52,880
♪ like them man there ♪
2435
01:36:54,783 --> 01:36:56,183
gangsta rizz about his vibez!
2436
01:36:56,250 --> 01:36:58,185
what you saying now, cuzzy?
kane: what you saying, boy?
2437
01:36:58,252 --> 01:36:59,887
kane: what you saying, fam?
riko: what you saying?
2438
01:36:59,953 --> 01:37:01,756
what you saying, fam?
i was just jumping.
2439
01:37:01,855 --> 01:37:02,956
i was just jumping.
2440
01:37:03,057 --> 01:37:04,659
i was just jumping!
click-clack.
2441
01:37:04,793 --> 01:37:06,026
kane: click-clack.
2442
01:37:06,193 --> 01:37:09,897
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