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["HALLOWEEN THEME" PLAYING]
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{\an8}[LOW EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
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{\an8}[LAURIE] You've heard of the tunnel.
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The one we all go through sooner or later.
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At the end, there's a door.
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And waiting for you
on the other side of that door...
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is either heaven
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{\an8}or hell.
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This is that door.
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[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Why is this patient in lockdown?
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They didn't tell you about Laurie Strode?
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- No.
- You must have heard of her.
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Sister of Michael Myers?
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Michael Myers, the serial killer?
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[NURSE 1] Oh, well, you'll hear
all the gossip soon enough.
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- For now, let's just get...
- No, no, no, wait. Tell me about her.
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She decapitated a man.
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Oh, my God. Why?
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Halloween. Three years ago.
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Twenty years after the first murders,
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her brother finally found her.
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Tracked her down to the school
where she was working.
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There were several murders.
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Lots of confusion.
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[INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
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[GASPS]
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[SIREN BLARING]
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- [OFFICER] Guys, over here!
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER ON RADIO]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER ON RADIO]
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Oh, my God. She killed the wrong person.
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[OFFICER GASPS]
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[NURSE 1] Father of three.
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Well, why didn't the paramedic
say something?
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[GLASS SHATTERS]
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[CHOKING]
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His larynx had been crushed.
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Don't let on you know.
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[KEYS JANGLING]
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Hello, Miss Strode.
Did you enjoy your dinner?
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[NURSE 1] She hasn't said a word in years.
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Extreme dissociative disorder.
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The doctors think she's a suicide threat.
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They found her up on the roof
more than once.
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Must be the guilt.
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Now all she does is stare out that window.
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God know what she sees out there.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[MENACING MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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[SECURITY OFFICER] Hello?
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Anyone out there?
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- [HAROLD] Boo!
- Holy shit!
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Harold, are you trying
to give me a heart attack?
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[HAROLD] No.
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How the hell did you get out again?
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And who are you supposed to be today?
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John Wayne Gacy.
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Born in Chicago, Illinois
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- on March 17, 1942.
- Come on, big guy.
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Killed 33 people.
Buried them under his house.
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- I know, I know, Harold.
- He was executed on May 7...
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- I know, Harold.
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Willie, I'm not trying
to criticize your work,
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but if you put Harold in his room
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how come I see him in the basement?
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I...
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- But just two seconds ago, he was...
- Come on. Let's go get him.
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[GUARD] How many times
do I have to tell you?
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- You gotta be sure what you're doing.
- [DOOR OPENS]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[OMINOUS MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
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- Willie? What are you doing?
- I skipped dinner.
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- Hurry up.
- Okay.
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Harold?
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[MACHINE WHIRRING]
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Harold, what are you doing down here?
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What's gotten into you?
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[MALE VOICE] No!
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[THUDDING]
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[BREATHES HEAVILY, SCREAMS]
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[SCREAMS, GRUNTS]
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[PANTS]
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[SCREAMS]
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[MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY]
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- Ted Bundy. Born November 24th, 19...
- [KNIFE SCRAPING]
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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[KNIFE SLASHES]
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[DOOR THUDS]
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[MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY]
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- [LAURIE GRUNTS]
- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
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[PANTS]
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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[DOOR OPENS]
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- [DOOR SLAMS]
- [BREATHES HEAVILY] Hello, Michael.
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- [BUTTON CLICKS]
- [MACHINE WHIRRING]
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[REMOTE CLATTERS]
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I knew you'd come for me sooner or later.
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What took you so long?
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You failed, Michael.
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You want to know why?
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Because I'm not afraid of you.
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But what about you?
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Are you afraid of me?
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Are you afraid to die, Michael?
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[HIGH PITCH SOUND]
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[WOMAN SCREAMING]
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[BREATHES HEAVILY]
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I just have to be sure.
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[GRUNTS]
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[GROANS]
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[LAURIE GROANING]
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[GASPS]
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I'll see you in hell.
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[THUD]
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[MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY]
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[HAROLD GIGGLES]
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Michael Myers.
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Born October 19, 1957.
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Killed his older sister,
October 31st, 1963.
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Killed three high school students,
October 31st, 1978.
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Also killed three nurses
and a paramedic, same night.
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[GIGGLES]
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Was believed to be dead,
then killed four students,
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Hillcrest Academy, 1998.
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Has been missing,
unheard of, last three years.
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[CHUCKLING] Now he's back.
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- [LAUGHING]
- [THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[PROFESSOR] Carl Jung tells us
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that the human psyche contains
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a figment of ourselves that even
the collective unconscious denies.
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Good morning, Paul.
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It's nice to see you in class.
Am I keeping you up?
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All right, what do I mean
by all this, people?
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I mean that inside all of us
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there lurks a dark, malevolent figure.
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A kind of boogeyman, if you will,
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that Jung called what?
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Come on, stick with me, people.
Take that Kierkegaardian leap of faith.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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[PROFESSOR] Jung said
we must face down our fears
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and face up to the figure he called what?
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- The shadow.
- [PROFESSOR] The shadow.
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Yes, Sara, very good.
Thank you. I'm glad somebody was awake.
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Wow, what a class.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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[JEN] Hey, Sara!
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Sara, wait up! [PANTS]
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I've been looking for you everywhere.
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Guess what.
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Uh-uh, what did you
sign us up for this time?
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[SHRIEKS, CHUCKLES]
We gotta find Rudy, okay? Come on!
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[JEN] Hey, Rudy.
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Don't distract me.
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Oh, I can't help myself. I am distracting.
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Have you checked your email?
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- No. Why? Did you send me something?
- We're in!
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They picked all three of us!
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- What? Are you serious?
- Uh-huh!
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Oh, God! Yes!
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All right. That is all good.
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Now, this isn't one
of your little jokes, is it?
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- No, but Sara doesn't want to go.
- I might go. I just haven't decided yet.
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No, no, no. That is unacceptable.
It is unacceptable.
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We're gonna be bigger than The Osbournes.
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We're gonna be large.
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Look, every time I let you two
talk me into something,
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I live to regret it.
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Listen, without me,
you would die of boredom.
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Us! Without us, you would die of boredom.
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Whatever.
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[KNIFE SLASHES]
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[COMPUTER BEEPS]
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Are you sure
they're not just putting us in some house
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with hidden cameras in the shower?
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[CHUCKLES] No.
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It's like we're investigative reporters
searching a crime scene.
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And look at the scholarship.
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Yeah.
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Besides that, thousands of people
are going to see my fa...
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- [DOOR CLOSES]
- Our face.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- [MAN] Don't do it.
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That's the house where it all started.
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He walked its hallways,
hid in its closets,
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dreamed in its bedrooms,
helped his mother in the kitchen,
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watched TV in the living room
with his dad...
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played in his sister's bedroom.
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Then one day, he picked up a knife...
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and he never put it down again.
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[SHRIEKING MOCKINGLY] Ma!
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[SHRIEKING MOCKINGLY] Ma!
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That guy's fucking weird. [SCOFFS]
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Don't pay any attention to him.
He's just trying to scare us.
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I just need to send a quick e-mail.
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[COMPUTER BEEPS]
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[KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING]
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[SCOTT] "Deckard, you'll never believe
what I got myself into."
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- [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
- [KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING]
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[SCOTT] Deckard? Who's Deckard?
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Oh, it's my screen name.
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Sara needed some tech support
setting up her offline reader, so I uh...
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You told her you're a graduate student?
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- Graduate of what, junior high?
- Oh, shut up, all right?
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We talk, like, every day. I don't know.
It's... It's kind of like we're dating.
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She's never even seen you.
And Yahoo chat rooms do not count.
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Yes, they do count.
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Did you know in the old days
knights used to spend their entire lives
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courting ladies that
they would never even touch?
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They would just, like, you know,
send each other sonnets and stuff.
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Yeah, that's before Internet porn, man.
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Whatever.
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- Now what are you doing?
- Look, just give me a second, all right?
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[LOW OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
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[MUSIC FADES]
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[JEN] I hope Sara shows up.
And wearing something acceptable.
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I mean, she can't still be mad at us
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for the last time
we got her into something.
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Oh, here she is. Hey.
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Okay, everybody listen up!
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- [FREDDIE] Pay attention please.
- Sara, um, are you gonna wear this?
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'Cause I thought I told you
that we were gonna be on camera.
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Okay, I'd like to start this off
by saying the search is over.
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You six have been selected
to explore America's worst nightmare.
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Tomorrow night, Halloween,
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live in front of the whole
entire Internet universe...
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[CHUCKLES]
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...you six will enter the birthplace
of evil in its purest form.
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The childhood home
of our most brutal mass murderer,
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Michael Myers.
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[CROWD APPLAUDING]
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- [CROWD HOOTING]
- Thank you. Thank you.
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So, what do you hope to find
in the house tomorrow night?
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My way into network broadcasting.
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
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I just want to say that Michael Myers
is not just a man behind a mask.
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He's a legend.
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I'm interested in how Michael Myers
embodies the politics of violence
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embedded in pop mythology.
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Never underestimate
the effect of a poor diet.
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Too much protein, not enough zinc.
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Next thing you know
you're cutting up bodies in your bathtub.
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I mean, look at, uh,
look at Hitler. He was a vegetarian.
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The brother was seriously malnourished.
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You don't have to go far
to find Michael Myers.
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He is the great white shark
of our unconscious.
247
00:23:05,712 --> 00:23:08,298
He is the dark-eyed child of our spirits.
248
00:23:08,631 --> 00:23:11,050
He's every murderous impulse
we've ever had.
249
00:23:11,509 --> 00:23:13,636
He's the little voice that whispers to us
250
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:16,806
to strangle the old lady
taking too long at the checkout counter.
251
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:18,975
Get to know him, baby.
252
00:23:20,226 --> 00:23:21,269
He's you.
253
00:23:22,312 --> 00:23:25,607
So, tell us, Sara,
why do ordinary people turn to murder?
254
00:23:26,816 --> 00:23:29,110
- Well, I... um...
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
255
00:23:29,235 --> 00:23:32,322
...I think it has... [CLEARS THROAT]
...something to do with upbringing.
256
00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:35,033
- [LIGHT SHATTERS]
- [SCREAMS]
257
00:23:35,617 --> 00:23:37,869
Damn! That girl can sing.
258
00:23:39,787 --> 00:23:45,001
[EXHALES] Now,
that's what I'm looking for. Oh!
259
00:23:46,878 --> 00:23:50,089
- [MAN EXCLAIMS]
- [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
260
00:23:50,423 --> 00:23:52,467
Get his ass! Get his ass! Get his ass!
261
00:23:52,926 --> 00:23:54,802
[EXCLAIMS]
262
00:23:55,053 --> 00:23:56,763
Who's better than Wat Chun Lee?
263
00:23:57,180 --> 00:23:59,682
Come on. Whooping everybody ass
while he's smoking a cigarette.
264
00:23:59,766 --> 00:24:01,226
[DOOR KNOCKS]
265
00:24:01,392 --> 00:24:04,562
Oh, shit.
Who's knocking on my door this late?
266
00:24:04,646 --> 00:24:08,566
Whoever this is, is distracting me
from seeing Wat Chun Lee whoop some ass.
267
00:24:09,484 --> 00:24:10,902
Sara? Ooh!
268
00:24:13,696 --> 00:24:15,406
Sara, what are you doing here? It's late.
269
00:24:16,032 --> 00:24:18,660
- I'm dropping out.
- What?
270
00:24:19,202 --> 00:24:22,914
I'm sorry. It's just I'm so freaked out
I can't even sleep.
271
00:24:23,081 --> 00:24:25,625
Slow down, slow down. What's the problem?
272
00:24:25,959 --> 00:24:29,295
I mean, can't you see
I'm... I'm not like the others?
273
00:24:29,587 --> 00:24:30,922
I know you're not like the others.
274
00:24:31,714 --> 00:24:33,091
You know you're not like the others.
275
00:24:34,050 --> 00:24:35,802
The others ain't nothing
but a bunch of smart-ass,
276
00:24:35,927 --> 00:24:37,720
wise-cracking, posing wannabes.
277
00:24:38,638 --> 00:24:40,598
You are the real deal.
278
00:24:41,057 --> 00:24:42,767
Every existing element about you
279
00:24:43,351 --> 00:24:45,395
is what the internet audience
really wants.
280
00:24:45,895 --> 00:24:47,438
I don't want to be famous.
281
00:24:47,981 --> 00:24:49,857
What do you mean
you don't want to be famous?
282
00:24:50,275 --> 00:24:52,026
That's the American dream.
283
00:24:52,735 --> 00:24:54,070
I think I'm just scared.
284
00:24:54,445 --> 00:24:56,407
It's okay to be scared, you know.
285
00:24:57,491 --> 00:25:01,287
Being scared is good.
Fear is good. Fear motivates.
286
00:25:01,745 --> 00:25:04,290
Fear gives you the feeling of being alive.
287
00:25:04,665 --> 00:25:07,209
- Fear makes me want to throw up.
- Trust me, please.
288
00:25:07,376 --> 00:25:09,336
When it's all said and done,
at the end of the day,
289
00:25:09,753 --> 00:25:11,672
you'd be surprised
of how much you surprise yourself.
290
00:25:12,464 --> 00:25:16,385
- Look, I'm sorry to bother you. I just...
- It's okay. Do me a favor.
291
00:25:16,677 --> 00:25:18,679
Sleep on it. We'll talk about it tomorrow.
292
00:25:19,096 --> 00:25:20,472
You can sweat it tonight, man.
293
00:25:20,723 --> 00:25:22,850
Now take your tail on
out of here and go to bed.
294
00:25:25,311 --> 00:25:28,147
Ol' Freddie boy, damn, you good.
295
00:25:28,772 --> 00:25:31,025
Shit you come up with
off the top of your head, boy.
296
00:25:31,859 --> 00:25:33,861
Why don't you just
pat yourself on your back?
297
00:25:33,944 --> 00:25:37,281
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TV]
- Oh, Wat Chun Lee. Oh.
298
00:25:38,574 --> 00:25:41,660
- [CAR HORN BLARING]
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
299
00:25:41,827 --> 00:25:47,541
[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]
300
00:25:48,792 --> 00:25:51,462
[JEN] Now, are you coming out soon,
or are you planning on subletting?
301
00:25:53,339 --> 00:25:56,967
Mm, Sexy girl! [CHUCKLES]
302
00:25:57,676 --> 00:26:01,805
- Don't you think it's a bit too revealing?
- I think it's perfectly revealing.
303
00:26:03,098 --> 00:26:03,974
[SCREAMS]
304
00:26:06,143 --> 00:26:07,311
[JEN] What?
305
00:26:07,770 --> 00:26:09,647
- Are you okay?
- [JEN SCOFFS]
306
00:26:10,189 --> 00:26:11,649
Did you see the boogeyman or something?
307
00:26:12,608 --> 00:26:15,402
[DONNA] The boogeyman? How very Jungian.
308
00:26:15,986 --> 00:26:18,405
Dr. Mixter's class?
I'm taking that course too.
309
00:26:18,947 --> 00:26:21,367
[SIGHS] I hope they have this in black.
310
00:26:22,284 --> 00:26:24,912
- Thrift stores.
- Oh, how marvelous, darling.
311
00:26:25,496 --> 00:26:28,040
[SIGHS] There she is.
312
00:26:28,290 --> 00:26:30,471
- [KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING]
- Oh, my God, you've been pussy-whipped.
313
00:26:30,668 --> 00:26:32,961
What's worse, you've been cyber-whipped.
314
00:26:33,170 --> 00:26:35,547
- [UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
- By the way, where's your costume?
315
00:26:36,882 --> 00:26:38,300
Oh, I can't go out tonight.
316
00:26:38,592 --> 00:26:40,094
I promised Sara
I'd watch her first episode.
317
00:26:40,344 --> 00:26:41,595
She's really nervous about it.
318
00:26:42,304 --> 00:26:46,183
No. No, Mickey Stern's party is tonight
and you know that.
319
00:26:47,059 --> 00:26:49,520
Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry, man. I guess I forgot.
320
00:26:50,104 --> 00:26:51,105
Forgot?
321
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,149
Do you have any idea what it means
for two freshmen to get invited?
322
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,859
It's, like, never happened before.
323
00:26:56,068 --> 00:26:59,072
Your sister invited us so you wouldn't
tell your mother about her tattoo.
324
00:26:59,531 --> 00:27:01,700
Okay, that's beside the point,
Myles Barton.
325
00:27:01,991 --> 00:27:04,369
You can either sit here
in your little dream fantasy world,
326
00:27:05,036 --> 00:27:07,330
or you can come with me to this party
327
00:27:07,997 --> 00:27:09,249
and learn to walk like a man.
328
00:27:09,916 --> 00:27:11,042
What's it gonna be?
329
00:27:14,421 --> 00:27:15,422
All right, let's go.
330
00:27:16,464 --> 00:27:18,466
{\an8}[JEN] Uh, chat room romance?
331
00:27:19,342 --> 00:27:20,510
He's just a friend.
332
00:27:20,969 --> 00:27:23,513
He's probably 50 and bald,
with a bad toupee.
333
00:27:23,596 --> 00:27:24,514
Jen.
334
00:27:24,931 --> 00:27:27,892
He probably collects human skin.
335
00:27:29,269 --> 00:27:31,896
- Give me a break, Jen.
- [FREDDIE] Okay, everybody listen up.
336
00:27:32,313 --> 00:27:36,025
Now, I'd like to start off by saying
the home that you will be entering tonight
337
00:27:36,151 --> 00:27:37,652
has been rigged up with several cameras,
338
00:27:37,736 --> 00:27:42,157
but for the most part,
the audience will see only what you see.
339
00:27:42,532 --> 00:27:43,908
See these cameras right here?
340
00:27:44,951 --> 00:27:46,578
I kinda like these cameras.
341
00:27:46,995 --> 00:27:49,414
They can pretty much
be clipped on to anything.
342
00:27:50,457 --> 00:27:53,251
You know, a hat,
shirt collar, your coat collar.
343
00:27:53,334 --> 00:27:55,003
[CROWD CHUCKLING]
344
00:27:55,628 --> 00:27:58,840
The viewers can pretty much control
what they want to watch,
345
00:27:59,174 --> 00:28:00,800
switch around from camera to camera,
346
00:28:01,134 --> 00:28:03,928
depending on what seems to be
the most intriguing to them.
347
00:28:04,012 --> 00:28:06,848
So if you guys want
to be stars for the night,
348
00:28:07,265 --> 00:28:10,226
I suggest you do something
that is very interesting
349
00:28:10,310 --> 00:28:12,353
so that it's worth the while
of the viewers
350
00:28:12,437 --> 00:28:15,398
to wanna keep their cameras on you.
351
00:28:16,524 --> 00:28:18,151
Cameras are so phallic.
352
00:28:19,027 --> 00:28:20,236
Is that good or bad?
353
00:28:20,695 --> 00:28:22,030
Depends who's watching.
354
00:28:22,238 --> 00:28:25,116
♪ Only talking on each other
About everything you got ♪
355
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,201
[MECHANICAL WHIRRING]
356
00:28:32,999 --> 00:28:34,334
[GENERATOR WHIRRING]
357
00:28:35,877 --> 00:28:36,878
♪ Not sweating me ♪
358
00:28:36,961 --> 00:28:39,506
♪ 'Cause that's no good now ♪
359
00:28:41,966 --> 00:28:45,887
Hey, Orson Welles,
pick a placement and move on.
360
00:28:48,264 --> 00:28:51,851
Look, low angles, scary.
361
00:28:52,727 --> 00:28:54,813
High angles, scary.
362
00:28:55,688 --> 00:28:58,442
Medium angles, boring.
363
00:28:58,859 --> 00:29:01,487
I bet you learned that shooting
all those weddings and bar mitzvahs.
364
00:29:02,196 --> 00:29:03,280
Hey, hey!
365
00:29:03,781 --> 00:29:06,617
I went to Long Beach State.
Same as Spielberg
366
00:29:07,493 --> 00:29:09,286
[NORA] Look, Charley,
we're on a schedule here, okay?
367
00:29:09,370 --> 00:29:11,622
Just tell Max to rig a camera
in the sister's room, all right?
368
00:29:12,414 --> 00:29:14,250
Max is back at the hotel helping Freddie.
369
00:29:15,084 --> 00:29:16,210
Okay.
370
00:29:17,628 --> 00:29:19,255
♪ Give it all I got ♪
371
00:29:19,797 --> 00:29:21,674
♪ This time ♪
372
00:29:21,966 --> 00:29:25,845
♪ Taking control
Of whatever's meant to be ♪
373
00:29:26,220 --> 00:29:30,099
♪ I feel your rhythm and, ooh ♪
374
00:29:30,432 --> 00:29:31,767
♪ Time to lead you to love ♪
375
00:29:33,727 --> 00:29:39,859
[MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY]
376
00:29:43,237 --> 00:29:45,155
♪ It's all up to you ♪
377
00:29:45,239 --> 00:29:46,866
♪ So what you gonna do? ♪
378
00:29:46,949 --> 00:29:49,326
♪ It's all on you ♪
379
00:29:51,412 --> 00:29:55,541
[MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY]
380
00:29:56,166 --> 00:29:57,960
[FLOORBOARD CREAKING]
381
00:29:58,252 --> 00:30:00,045
[SONG CONTINUES PLAYING]
382
00:30:02,172 --> 00:30:04,550
♪ You know the right song ♪
383
00:30:08,762 --> 00:30:10,890
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
384
00:30:18,689 --> 00:30:19,773
[GASPS]
385
00:30:26,780 --> 00:30:29,116
♪ If you want it ♪
386
00:30:39,001 --> 00:30:42,922
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
It's all on you ♪
387
00:30:44,924 --> 00:30:46,133
Freddie.
388
00:30:46,842 --> 00:30:48,886
Oh, baby, calm down.
It's all good. Just relax.
389
00:30:49,011 --> 00:30:50,471
I got it all under control.
390
00:30:52,389 --> 00:30:55,100
Oh, there was this Firebird
parked right in front of the house.
391
00:30:55,392 --> 00:30:57,519
Like, just totally about
to ruin the establishing shot,
392
00:30:57,937 --> 00:30:59,439
but I called a tow truck.
393
00:30:59,940 --> 00:31:01,191
Yep, it's on its way.
394
00:31:02,108 --> 00:31:03,985
- All righty. Bye.
- [CELL PHONE BEEPS]
395
00:31:08,406 --> 00:31:11,534
Look at you, Charley.
That's a nice angle, boy.
396
00:31:11,785 --> 00:31:15,163
[TRUCK ENGINE REVVING]
397
00:31:15,413 --> 00:31:18,166
- [REPORTER] Look, there he is now.
- [FREDDIE] All right, here we go.
398
00:31:19,918 --> 00:31:22,126
[REPORTER] Mr. Harris! Can we ask you
a few questions, Mr. Harris?
399
00:31:22,201 --> 00:31:23,546
- Yeah.
- [REPORTER 2] Right over here. Mr. Harris!
400
00:31:23,672 --> 00:31:25,423
[BILL] I got one word for you, Freddie.
401
00:31:25,548 --> 00:31:26,800
- What's that?
- Product placement.
402
00:31:26,925 --> 00:31:27,884
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
403
00:31:27,968 --> 00:31:29,302
[FREDDIE] Product placement,
I like the sound of that.
404
00:31:29,427 --> 00:31:30,679
[BILL] Yeah, yeah, I mean,
405
00:31:30,762 --> 00:31:33,848
while we're going around the house
discovering the secrets of Michael Myers,
406
00:31:33,974 --> 00:31:37,769
we could be drinking Pepsi
or sporting a Gap, right?
407
00:31:37,852 --> 00:31:40,188
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- [FREDDIE] Nice sexy thinking.
408
00:31:41,022 --> 00:31:43,942
- Yeah, I kinda like that actually.
- [MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY]
409
00:31:44,067 --> 00:31:45,610
- How's everyone doing this evening?
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
410
00:31:45,777 --> 00:31:47,570
We're gonna get it started like this, see?
411
00:31:47,737 --> 00:31:50,782
In the next ten minutes,
we're going to enter a mystery
412
00:31:50,865 --> 00:31:52,867
wrapped up inside of a riddle
inside of an enigma.
413
00:31:53,326 --> 00:31:56,037
Now, remember this. Everything you see,
414
00:31:56,413 --> 00:31:59,290
absolutely everything you see, is real.
415
00:31:59,541 --> 00:32:00,917
There's no actors.
416
00:32:01,001 --> 00:32:03,336
None of the components
or contents in the house
417
00:32:03,420 --> 00:32:06,006
have been messed with,
mixed up, diluted, or tampered with
418
00:32:06,131 --> 00:32:08,299
in any shape, form, or fashion whatsoever.
419
00:32:09,426 --> 00:32:12,220
Now, I'm not exactly sure
what's gonna happen,
420
00:32:12,303 --> 00:32:15,598
but what I do know
is that no one will be allowed to leave
421
00:32:15,682 --> 00:32:17,100
until the show is over.
422
00:32:17,308 --> 00:32:20,020
Our top-of-the-line, state of the art,
camera surveillance system
423
00:32:20,437 --> 00:32:22,313
will be picking up anyone
who tries to sneak out.
424
00:32:22,856 --> 00:32:25,191
[FINGERS SNAPPING]
425
00:32:27,152 --> 00:32:28,236
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
426
00:32:28,319 --> 00:32:32,657
Let the Dangertainment begin,
out this motherfucker.
427
00:32:32,991 --> 00:32:35,618
Well, people, let's do it.
428
00:32:36,202 --> 00:32:37,495
[AIRHORN BLOWING]
429
00:32:38,079 --> 00:32:43,376
- [DOOR OPENS]
- [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
430
00:32:57,807 --> 00:32:59,434
[SCREAMS, SHARP INHALE]
431
00:32:59,601 --> 00:33:00,644
Rudy!
432
00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:03,397
[CHUCKLING]
433
00:33:04,315 --> 00:33:07,276
[BILL] Way to go. This is gonna be fun.
434
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,794
It looks like
nothing's been touched for years.
435
00:33:27,129 --> 00:33:30,257
[MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY]
436
00:33:30,883 --> 00:33:33,719
[JEN] I read that after the murders,
the family just sealed it up,
437
00:33:33,969 --> 00:33:36,013
and left
without taking anything with them.
438
00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:39,433
Well, it's not exactly a house
you put on the market.
439
00:33:39,683 --> 00:33:44,146
Yeah, but I'll bet it has one of those
big, nice, old kitchens, you know?
440
00:33:46,941 --> 00:33:49,151
- Hey, where are you going?
- I'm gonna check it out.
441
00:33:49,568 --> 00:33:52,238
Uh... [EXHALES]
What are we gonna do?
442
00:33:52,613 --> 00:33:54,365
We don't have to do anything.
443
00:33:54,657 --> 00:33:56,826
Technically, we just have
to be in the house.
444
00:33:57,076 --> 00:33:59,036
Aren't we supposed
to be looking for answers?
445
00:33:59,411 --> 00:34:02,248
All right, the devil made him do it.
I'm done.
446
00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:07,670
We owe it to the people watching
to at least take a look around.
447
00:34:09,004 --> 00:34:10,131
Oh, that's cute.
448
00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:12,633
You're already worried
about your, uh, fan base?
449
00:34:13,342 --> 00:34:15,511
[SCOFFS, INHALES]
450
00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:19,140
You are, like, this close
to getting voted off the island.
451
00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:25,563
[RUDY] Hey, check this out.
452
00:34:27,439 --> 00:34:29,233
You want something tasty and delicious?
453
00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:34,405
- You ever tasted 40-year-old fennel?
- Oh, don't. It's got to be rotten.
454
00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:37,867
- That's strange.
- What?
455
00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:39,326
It smells fresh.
456
00:34:39,743 --> 00:34:41,245
- Yeah, it does.
- Yeah.
457
00:34:45,332 --> 00:34:49,461
You know, Donna, you got great legs.
What time do they open?
458
00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:52,548
That'd be one o'clock?
459
00:34:54,675 --> 00:34:55,885
[RUDY] Goddamn.
460
00:34:59,847 --> 00:35:00,848
Sara.
461
00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:07,272
You think this is the one
that he used to, you know, do his thing?
462
00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:10,317
No. They'd keep that
in an evidence locker somewhere.
463
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:11,735
[EXHALES]
464
00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:21,036
- [BILL] Boo!
- [JEN SCREAMS]
465
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:22,120
[GASPS]
466
00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:24,873
- What, are you scared?
- No.
467
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,250
[SARA] What's in here?
468
00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:30,754
[GASP]
469
00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:34,382
[RUDY] What is that?
470
00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:45,185
Okay, so I admit
that this place is a little creepy, okay?
471
00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:48,146
No, no, no. You have no idea.
472
00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:51,566
- Look at this.
- Wow, a chair.
473
00:35:52,609 --> 00:35:55,403
[SARA] My God, do you think
they actually kept him in this?
474
00:35:58,198 --> 00:35:59,324
What is that?
475
00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:01,451
Looks like the medieval key
to Sara's chastity belt.
476
00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:04,496
- Rudy!
- Okay, yeah.
477
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:09,000
Maybe we should poke around a bit,
see what else we can find.
478
00:36:09,209 --> 00:36:11,253
[SCOFFS] Aye, aye, Captain.
479
00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:15,257
Why are you touching me?
480
00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:18,093
Don't.
481
00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:21,763
Go poke.
482
00:36:33,733 --> 00:36:40,365
[MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY]
483
00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:47,330
[SCREAMS]
484
00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:52,419
- [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
485
00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:55,088
[MALE VOICE] Hey, what's going on?
486
00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:57,590
[FEMALE VOICE] Sexy.
487
00:36:59,676 --> 00:37:00,969
[FEMALE VOICE 2] Look at you!
488
00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:05,433
[FEMALE VOICE 3] Hey!
489
00:37:06,309 --> 00:37:07,768
Scott, what are we doing here?
490
00:37:07,977 --> 00:37:09,854
Hey, come on, man, be cool, all right?
491
00:37:10,521 --> 00:37:13,024
Relax. Have fun. Shit.
492
00:37:14,984 --> 00:37:18,154
Hey, Myles, do you think anyone will know
we're supposed to be from Pulp Fiction?
493
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:24,327
[GLASSES CLINKING]
494
00:37:43,554 --> 00:37:44,722
[BOTH GRUNTS]
495
00:38:00,279 --> 00:38:01,405
[MONITOR BEEPS]
496
00:38:03,449 --> 00:38:08,037
- [KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING]
- [MONITOR BEEPS, BUZZES]
497
00:38:08,412 --> 00:38:13,834
[WIND BLOWING]
498
00:38:14,835 --> 00:38:20,758
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
499
00:38:21,509 --> 00:38:23,010
[CHILDREN LAUGHING]
500
00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:25,388
[GIRL] Today you're scared
of the boogeyman.
501
00:38:27,056 --> 00:38:28,641
He's gonna get you.
502
00:38:29,350 --> 00:38:32,019
He's coming behind you. Boogeyman!
503
00:38:36,357 --> 00:38:38,025
[CHILDREN LAUGHING]
504
00:38:42,696 --> 00:38:49,120
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
505
00:39:01,424 --> 00:39:07,264
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
506
00:39:08,390 --> 00:39:14,855
- [MONITOR BEEPS]
- [BUTTON CLICKING]
507
00:39:24,781 --> 00:39:26,575
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
508
00:39:26,867 --> 00:39:27,909
[JEN BREATHES HEAVILY]
509
00:39:28,743 --> 00:39:30,787
[SCREAMS] Shit!
510
00:39:31,496 --> 00:39:34,082
- [BILL] Careful, Jen.
- [CLEARS THROAT] Hands off, bud.
511
00:39:55,145 --> 00:39:56,771
Bet this is Judith's room.
512
00:39:58,482 --> 00:40:00,150
You know, the older sister.
513
00:40:02,194 --> 00:40:04,488
The one he killed
when he was six years old.
514
00:40:05,363 --> 00:40:08,200
[JEN] Hey. Keep the camera
on the money here.
515
00:40:09,493 --> 00:40:11,953
You know, I think it happened
when she was right there.
516
00:40:13,330 --> 00:40:14,581
Poor little Judith.
517
00:40:15,790 --> 00:40:16,958
Helpless.
518
00:40:18,168 --> 00:40:19,419
Brushing her hair.
519
00:40:21,588 --> 00:40:24,466
Young and naked.
520
00:40:27,052 --> 00:40:29,846
- Yeah, 'cause that's gonna happen, right?
- Come on, Jen.
521
00:40:31,139 --> 00:40:34,351
One flash and you could light up
a thousand computer screens.
522
00:40:35,393 --> 00:40:36,686
Launch your whole career.
523
00:40:44,903 --> 00:40:45,862
You think?
524
00:40:57,916 --> 00:41:03,672
[MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY]
525
00:41:14,350 --> 00:41:15,685
You crack me up.
526
00:41:22,191 --> 00:41:23,943
[BILL] It's a good wardrobe for you, Jen.
527
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:30,533
[FLOORBOARD CREAKING]
528
00:41:33,244 --> 00:41:35,204
[STATIC]
529
00:41:35,288 --> 00:41:37,748
Wait. There was somebody else in the hall!
530
00:41:37,832 --> 00:41:39,500
- [MONITOR BUZZING]
- [KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING]
531
00:41:41,085 --> 00:41:42,336
Come on.
532
00:41:43,629 --> 00:41:45,798
- [KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING]
- [COMPUTER BEEPS]
533
00:41:46,757 --> 00:41:51,470
- [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER IN DISTANCE]
534
00:41:51,554 --> 00:41:52,847
[DOOR OPENS]
535
00:41:52,972 --> 00:41:55,683
- Come here, lover boy.
- [MYLES] Woah, woah, woah!
536
00:41:55,850 --> 00:41:57,268
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
537
00:41:57,518 --> 00:41:59,312
What are you doing, you big perv?
538
00:42:00,521 --> 00:42:03,149
They're exploring the house
of a mass murderer. Live.
539
00:42:03,941 --> 00:42:04,984
You wanna watch?
540
00:42:05,067 --> 00:42:06,444
- [MAN] No way.
- Sure.
541
00:42:06,902 --> 00:42:08,112
[MAN] Oh, okay.
542
00:42:08,404 --> 00:42:11,157
- [DONNA] Impulse control disorder.
- Huh?
543
00:42:12,408 --> 00:42:13,701
That's my theory.
544
00:42:14,994 --> 00:42:20,207
I think Michael Myers had fits of rage
that he could not control.
545
00:42:21,459 --> 00:42:25,963
Kind of like a klepto
or a nympho or a pyro.
546
00:42:29,508 --> 00:42:32,553
So, instead of stealing silverware,
547
00:42:32,970 --> 00:42:35,890
he slashes the necks
of teenage girls, huh?
548
00:42:36,390 --> 00:42:37,433
[DONNA] Oh, come on.
549
00:42:38,726 --> 00:42:41,520
Haven't you ever had an impulse
that you just could not control?
550
00:42:42,521 --> 00:42:45,650
- Continuously.
- [DONNA] You mean continually.
551
00:42:46,192 --> 00:42:49,153
"Continuous" means
continuing uninterrupted,
552
00:42:49,362 --> 00:42:52,198
while "continual" means
reoccurring periodically.
553
00:42:52,615 --> 00:42:55,076
Donna, when are you gonna get
out of your head
554
00:42:55,159 --> 00:42:56,577
and start thinking with your body?
555
00:42:57,203 --> 00:42:58,454
[SCOFFS] Please.
556
00:42:59,038 --> 00:43:02,041
Does that line ever actually work
on the chicks in the music department?
557
00:43:02,416 --> 00:43:05,753
Art history too. Sometimes even poli-sci.
558
00:43:05,961 --> 00:43:08,090
Well, it doesn't cut it
with critical studies.
559
00:43:09,049 --> 00:43:10,175
Bummer.
560
00:43:13,261 --> 00:43:17,683
Besides, screwing a music major
would be tantamount to lesbianism.
561
00:43:19,518 --> 00:43:20,644
I could get into that.
562
00:43:28,151 --> 00:43:30,278
[RUDY] Sara, I'm telling you,
it's in the food.
563
00:43:30,570 --> 00:43:33,323
Remember that guy who was on trial
for murder in San Francisco?
564
00:43:33,657 --> 00:43:34,908
All he ate was Twinkies.
565
00:43:35,367 --> 00:43:38,161
[SARA] Rudy, do you ever think about
anything other than food?
566
00:43:38,537 --> 00:43:40,580
[CHUCKLES] Wouldn't you like to know?
567
00:43:41,623 --> 00:43:44,084
- [JEN SCREAMING]
- [SARA] Jen?
568
00:43:50,257 --> 00:43:51,216
Jen?
569
00:43:52,342 --> 00:43:53,260
[RUDY] What's going on?
570
00:43:53,343 --> 00:43:54,632
- [SARA] What happened?
- [BILL] I don't know.
571
00:43:54,782 --> 00:43:56,596
I... I turned my back for a second
and she was gone.
572
00:43:56,682 --> 00:43:59,141
Jen! Jen?
573
00:44:05,814 --> 00:44:06,815
[RUDY] Jen?
574
00:44:08,525 --> 00:44:09,401
Jen.
575
00:44:11,737 --> 00:44:12,863
[SARA] Jen?
576
00:44:19,703 --> 00:44:21,121
- Jen?
- [FLOORBOARDS CREAKING]
577
00:44:24,249 --> 00:44:25,208
Jen?
578
00:44:25,333 --> 00:44:28,754
[BOTH SCREAMING]
579
00:44:28,837 --> 00:44:30,839
- [ALL GROAN]
- Turn it down!
580
00:44:30,922 --> 00:44:32,632
- [FEEDBACK]
- Gotcha!
581
00:44:33,467 --> 00:44:34,718
God, you bitch.
582
00:44:34,968 --> 00:44:36,011
Slut!
583
00:44:36,470 --> 00:44:39,014
You know what? That's not right, okay?
584
00:44:39,222 --> 00:44:41,600
- You're foul.
- [SARA GROANS] So foul.
585
00:44:42,809 --> 00:44:46,688
[FREDDIE] Yeah, and this is to us,
for successfully...
586
00:44:46,772 --> 00:44:47,981
let me give you a little more...
587
00:44:48,356 --> 00:44:52,986
putting together something collectively
so ingenious as a team and a duo,
588
00:44:53,695 --> 00:44:57,783
that we should be able to secure
a lot of food on the table for ourselves
589
00:44:57,908 --> 00:45:01,536
as long as everything goes
as nicely as it's going right now.
590
00:45:02,037 --> 00:45:04,414
[FLOORBOARD CREAKING]
591
00:45:09,045 --> 00:45:10,755
I'm gonna get her back for that.
592
00:45:12,465 --> 00:45:13,591
Watch me.
593
00:45:13,841 --> 00:45:17,553
[SCREAMS] Oh, my God!
594
00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:19,013
Cheers.
595
00:45:19,222 --> 00:45:23,059
[GRUNTING]
596
00:45:24,185 --> 00:45:27,605
[BILL] Oh, no! No!
597
00:45:27,939 --> 00:45:29,065
Mm-hm.
598
00:45:30,483 --> 00:45:31,442
Mm.
599
00:45:31,567 --> 00:45:34,153
Wait, what just happened?
We just lost Bill's camera.
600
00:45:34,237 --> 00:45:35,738
Oh, shit.
601
00:45:36,447 --> 00:45:39,158
He must've just dropped it. Fuckin' idiot.
602
00:45:39,492 --> 00:45:42,036
- Find another view quickly, please.
- Oh, Freddie, relax.
603
00:45:43,204 --> 00:45:44,997
I think this is going really well.
604
00:45:45,206 --> 00:45:46,457
- Really, baby?
- Yes.
605
00:45:46,916 --> 00:45:48,042
We are doin' our thing.
606
00:45:48,334 --> 00:45:50,920
Okay. To Dangertainment.
607
00:45:52,463 --> 00:45:54,715
Salud. [CHUCKLES]
608
00:45:55,591 --> 00:45:59,428
And this must be the bed
where he was conceived.
609
00:45:59,554 --> 00:46:00,930
Stop showing off, Jen.
610
00:46:06,227 --> 00:46:11,148
[CHUCKLES]
611
00:46:27,498 --> 00:46:30,918
[SCREAMS]
612
00:46:31,085 --> 00:46:32,086
[SARA] Rudy!
613
00:46:32,295 --> 00:46:35,047
- [JEN] Sara! Sara!
- [SARA] Jen, help me!
614
00:46:35,214 --> 00:46:36,507
- [SARA] Jen!
- [JEN] Sara, are you okay?
615
00:46:37,675 --> 00:46:38,801
[JEN] Rudy, help.
616
00:46:38,926 --> 00:46:41,596
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- [JEN] Sara!
617
00:46:41,679 --> 00:46:43,014
[GROANS]
618
00:46:43,598 --> 00:46:45,933
[COUGHS]
619
00:46:46,017 --> 00:46:47,602
- God.
- [RUDY] What happened?
620
00:46:47,685 --> 00:46:48,769
What is that thing?
621
00:46:50,521 --> 00:46:56,027
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
622
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:58,988
Hey, is this that Michael Myers thing?
623
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:02,575
- Yeah.
- A'ight, cool.
624
00:47:05,036 --> 00:47:07,330
- [WOMAN] Yeah?
- [WOMAN 2] Yeah, okay.
625
00:47:11,001 --> 00:47:16,757
[DONNA BREATHES HEAVILY]
626
00:47:17,633 --> 00:47:18,800
What is this?
627
00:47:25,182 --> 00:47:26,058
Oh!
628
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:27,559
Sorry.
629
00:47:28,644 --> 00:47:29,603
Are you?
630
00:47:30,812 --> 00:47:33,273
- You're such a Lothario.
- Um...
631
00:47:34,858 --> 00:47:37,110
I don't know what that means exactly, but...
632
00:47:37,319 --> 00:47:38,487
[DONNA] Just go with it.
633
00:47:40,739 --> 00:47:42,699
Hold on. I just thought of something.
634
00:47:45,911 --> 00:47:48,830
Hold on? You've got to be kidding me.
635
00:47:49,998 --> 00:47:52,084
What are you looking for, Playboys?
636
00:48:00,217 --> 00:48:01,635
[RUDY] This ain't right.
637
00:48:02,260 --> 00:48:07,015
Well, it's obvious that the boy
was subject to emotional
638
00:48:07,140 --> 00:48:11,687
- and physical abuse.
- No, I mean, all of this. It's not right.
639
00:48:12,688 --> 00:48:13,647
It's too easy.
640
00:48:14,481 --> 00:48:15,983
Why is all this stuff still here?
641
00:48:17,567 --> 00:48:18,860
Answer that, Nancy Drew.
642
00:48:19,945 --> 00:48:21,029
[SARA] Where's Bill?
643
00:48:23,073 --> 00:48:24,449
He's probably still mad at me.
644
00:48:25,575 --> 00:48:28,745
He's gonna jump out of somewhere
and try and scare me.
645
00:48:30,038 --> 00:48:30,998
You watch.
646
00:48:34,292 --> 00:48:35,627
You watch.
647
00:48:59,151 --> 00:49:00,152
[GASPS]
648
00:49:01,153 --> 00:49:04,489
Jim? [BREATHES HEAVILY]
649
00:49:17,795 --> 00:49:21,883
You know, if I'm keeping you
from something, just let me know.
650
00:49:22,300 --> 00:49:23,301
Look.
651
00:49:27,346 --> 00:49:29,515
[LOCK CLATTERS]
652
00:49:30,433 --> 00:49:31,476
Voilà.
653
00:49:32,185 --> 00:49:33,394
Clever boy.
654
00:49:44,197 --> 00:49:45,740
[MYLES] See, they're looking for clues.
655
00:49:46,032 --> 00:49:48,701
You know, something that might explain
why Michael Myers went bad.
656
00:49:48,951 --> 00:49:50,369
- Oh.
- [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
657
00:49:50,453 --> 00:49:52,747
- Jeez.
- Hey, Scott. What's up?
658
00:49:52,830 --> 00:49:55,208
- [WOMAN] Yeah, nice costume.
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
659
00:50:25,071 --> 00:50:26,239
[JIM] Whoa.
660
00:50:29,742 --> 00:50:32,578
Hey, you think they kept him down here?
661
00:50:33,538 --> 00:50:35,915
Maybe. Look at this.
662
00:50:36,791 --> 00:50:37,834
[JIM] What?
663
00:50:38,876 --> 00:50:39,752
What is it?
664
00:50:41,087 --> 00:50:43,005
[DONNA] It's some sort of weird harness.
665
00:50:43,965 --> 00:50:48,052
This whole place looks like
some sort of sadistic playpen.
666
00:50:52,140 --> 00:50:53,474
[CHUCKLES]
667
00:50:54,851 --> 00:50:56,477
And you know what that makes me think?
668
00:50:57,687 --> 00:51:01,440
- What?
- There's definitely no cameras down here.
669
00:51:26,758 --> 00:51:29,720
[ALL LAUGHING, APPLAUDING]
670
00:51:30,220 --> 00:51:31,555
[SCOTT] I could be a camera.
671
00:51:32,139 --> 00:51:33,557
[CHUCKLES]
672
00:51:33,765 --> 00:51:35,767
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
673
00:51:38,187 --> 00:51:39,271
Say something smart.
674
00:51:41,273 --> 00:51:43,233
Existence precedes essence.
675
00:51:45,068 --> 00:51:46,278
Oh.
676
00:51:50,532 --> 00:51:54,119
- God, you are sexy.
- [CHUCKLES]
677
00:51:54,453 --> 00:51:55,829
[BOTH GASPS]
678
00:52:01,835 --> 00:52:03,670
[DONNA CHUCKLES]
679
00:52:04,588 --> 00:52:07,633
- [RUMBLING]
- [DONNA MOANS]
680
00:52:10,052 --> 00:52:13,680
[DONNA SCREAMING]
681
00:52:14,181 --> 00:52:16,308
- [JIM] Whoa!
- [DONNA SCREAMS]
682
00:52:16,850 --> 00:52:18,227
Oh, shit!
683
00:52:18,393 --> 00:52:24,274
[DONNA SCREAMS]
684
00:52:24,524 --> 00:52:25,734
[BOTH LAUGH]
685
00:52:25,859 --> 00:52:29,988
- That worked perfectly!
- Whoa! That is what I'm talking about.
686
00:52:30,113 --> 00:52:31,198
[RUSTLING]
687
00:52:31,365 --> 00:52:34,117
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God! All his victims!
- Oh!
688
00:52:34,284 --> 00:52:38,247
It's a mass grave! [SHRIEKS] Animal!
689
00:52:38,413 --> 00:52:40,290
[SOBS]
690
00:52:43,460 --> 00:52:45,462
Oh, God.
691
00:52:45,587 --> 00:52:47,965
[DONNA] All of his victims. Oh!
692
00:52:50,425 --> 00:52:52,261
[JIM] Shit. Look at this.
693
00:52:53,428 --> 00:52:55,472
- I don't fucking believe this.
- What?
694
00:52:57,266 --> 00:52:58,725
"Made in fucking Taiwan."
695
00:52:59,977 --> 00:53:04,690
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
696
00:53:35,388 --> 00:53:40,810
[MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY]
697
00:54:07,712 --> 00:54:09,380
[FREDDIE] Oh, shit, man!
698
00:54:10,048 --> 00:54:11,758
Charley, where the fuck you been at, man?
699
00:54:11,841 --> 00:54:14,427
Don't you know we've been looking
all over this motherfucker for you?
700
00:54:14,677 --> 00:54:16,679
And why the hell
are you dressed like me anyway?
701
00:54:16,929 --> 00:54:20,767
I ain't paying you to be Michael Myers.
I'm playing Michael Myers!
702
00:54:20,850 --> 00:54:24,437
If them kids come around
and see us dressed up in the same shit,
703
00:54:24,604 --> 00:54:26,356
you're gonna ruin the whole effect!
704
00:54:26,731 --> 00:54:29,150
Goddamn it!
What the hell is wrong with you?
705
00:54:30,276 --> 00:54:33,279
I said, what you looking at me
like that for? Huh?
706
00:54:33,738 --> 00:54:35,365
You don't get it? You don't get it?
707
00:54:35,907 --> 00:54:37,742
Your shit ain't working up there
or something?
708
00:54:38,451 --> 00:54:41,454
You need to take your ass
in the back of the garage with Nora.
709
00:54:41,621 --> 00:54:42,747
That's your job.
710
00:54:42,872 --> 00:54:45,375
Go back there with Nora,
and help her ass out.
711
00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:46,872
- Go do your job.
- [MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY]
712
00:54:47,001 --> 00:54:50,088
[FREDDIE] I left the back door unlocked
for your ass
713
00:54:50,213 --> 00:54:53,049
to go out the back into the garage.
714
00:54:53,424 --> 00:54:56,469
That's what I did.
You need to get the hell out of here.
715
00:54:57,136 --> 00:55:00,973
Go on, scoot! Skedaddle!
Get the fuck out of dodge!
716
00:55:09,148 --> 00:55:11,818
Goddamn.
What the hell's somebody gotta do
717
00:55:11,901 --> 00:55:14,028
to get a little decent help
up in this motherfucker?
718
00:55:14,530 --> 00:55:15,906
Goddamn it. Come on.
719
00:55:16,490 --> 00:55:17,825
Let's go find Freddie.
720
00:55:22,538 --> 00:55:23,914
This is bullshit.
721
00:55:34,675 --> 00:55:37,469
[RUMBLING]
722
00:55:41,515 --> 00:55:42,558
[DONNA] Hey, Jim?
723
00:55:46,979 --> 00:55:48,147
You gotta see this.
724
00:56:16,341 --> 00:56:22,055
Oh. [BREATHES HEAVILY]
725
00:56:34,193 --> 00:56:35,611
[SCREAMS]
726
00:56:36,737 --> 00:56:37,863
Gross.
727
00:56:42,534 --> 00:56:44,536
- [DONNA] Hey, Freddie.
- [FLIES BUZZING]
728
00:56:44,703 --> 00:56:46,163
Is this all part of the setup?
729
00:57:03,388 --> 00:57:08,769
"Laurie Strode, sister of Michael Myers,
survives Halloween night massacre."
730
00:57:11,647 --> 00:57:14,650
[EXHALES, GASPS]
731
00:57:20,823 --> 00:57:22,700
[CHUCKLES] Nice prop.
732
00:57:24,369 --> 00:57:27,747
- [SQUEALS]
- [SCREAMS]
733
00:57:27,914 --> 00:57:30,124
- Oh, my God!
- [INDISTINCT GRUNT IN DISTANCE]
734
00:57:30,208 --> 00:57:32,627
[DONNA] Oh, oh, oh, my God!
735
00:57:33,962 --> 00:57:36,214
Okay. Is anybody else seeing this?
736
00:57:37,131 --> 00:57:39,676
- [CHUCKLES]
- [RAT SQUEALING]
737
00:57:39,884 --> 00:57:41,052
[DONNA] Jim?
738
00:57:45,974 --> 00:57:47,058
[SCREAMS]
739
00:57:47,183 --> 00:57:48,560
- [BLOWS RASPBERRY]
- [CROWD LAUGHS]
740
00:57:50,186 --> 00:57:51,688
[DONNA BREATHES HEAVILY]
741
00:57:52,855 --> 00:57:54,983
[SCREAMS] Oh, my God! No!
742
00:57:55,984 --> 00:57:58,403
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
743
00:57:59,904 --> 00:58:00,947
[SCREAMS]
744
00:58:01,864 --> 00:58:06,411
Help! Somebody! Someone help! Oh, my God!
745
00:58:07,453 --> 00:58:09,247
This isn't funny anymore!
746
00:58:12,709 --> 00:58:15,128
Help me! Somebody help!
747
00:58:15,753 --> 00:58:17,005
This is not funny!
748
00:58:18,631 --> 00:58:21,009
[DONNA GRUNTS, PANTS]
749
00:58:22,260 --> 00:58:24,721
Oh, my God! Stay away from me!
750
00:58:27,807 --> 00:58:30,768
[DONNA SCREAMS, GROANS]
751
00:58:32,020 --> 00:58:33,438
[SCREAMS]
752
00:58:34,314 --> 00:58:37,066
[PANTS]
753
00:58:37,692 --> 00:58:39,569
[SCREAMS]
754
00:59:05,219 --> 00:59:08,723
- Oh. [BLOWS RASPBERRY] That was so fake.
- No, no, wait. Wait, you guys. That...
755
00:59:09,766 --> 00:59:11,768
that really just happened.
She was just killed.
756
00:59:12,477 --> 00:59:14,687
[ALL LAUGHING]
757
00:59:14,771 --> 00:59:17,572
- Man, you're gullible.
- [WOMAN] Get out of here.
758
00:59:17,650 --> 00:59:19,151
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
759
00:59:19,234 --> 00:59:22,655
- [BUTTON CLICKS]
- [BUBBLING]
760
00:59:27,034 --> 00:59:28,786
It's a good thing
there's no cameras in here.
761
00:59:31,580 --> 00:59:33,082
We're wearing cameras.
762
00:59:33,248 --> 00:59:37,920
[BOTH LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
763
00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:05,781
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
764
01:00:09,910 --> 01:00:13,163
[SCREAMS] Michael's here!
765
01:00:13,664 --> 01:00:17,042
I saw him! He's in the house! He's here!
766
01:00:17,376 --> 01:00:19,962
- [RUDY COUGHING] Yo, yo...
- [SARA] Oh, my God.
767
01:00:20,045 --> 01:00:22,297
...girl. What's going on?
What you talking about here?
768
01:00:22,381 --> 01:00:25,509
Don't do this. You're bringing me down
on this beautiful evening.
769
01:00:26,218 --> 01:00:28,053
There's nobody here.
You're just bugging out again.
770
01:00:28,303 --> 01:00:30,347
- [SARA] It's not funny, okay?
- [RUDY CHUCKLES] Stop it, okay?
771
01:00:30,431 --> 01:00:33,350
- He's down in that room right there.
- There is one, two, three, four,
772
01:00:33,434 --> 01:00:35,978
five, six people in the house.
773
01:00:36,145 --> 01:00:38,147
There's no Michael Myers here.
There's nobody.
774
01:00:38,981 --> 01:00:40,858
[SARA] Listen, I saw him right over there.
775
01:00:41,066 --> 01:00:43,318
He's in here? Who? Michael Myers.
776
01:00:43,444 --> 01:00:46,363
Where's Michael Myers?
Michael Myers! I don't see nothing.
777
01:00:46,447 --> 01:00:49,032
- [SARA] He was in here.
- [RUDY] You're bringing me down, okay?
778
01:00:49,158 --> 01:00:52,202
Rudy, I saw... [SCREAMS]
779
01:00:52,286 --> 01:00:55,205
- Rudy!
- [FREDDIE GRUNTS]
780
01:00:55,956 --> 01:00:56,957
Fucker!
781
01:00:57,124 --> 01:01:00,169
[FREDDIE] Whoa! Turn off the cameras!
Turn off the cameras!
782
01:01:00,544 --> 01:01:02,463
- [MAN] Come on. Get it back online.
- What's wrong?
783
01:01:02,796 --> 01:01:04,965
- Cut to a different camera angle.
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
784
01:01:05,466 --> 01:01:07,801
It's me. It's me. Freddie.
785
01:01:08,510 --> 01:01:09,803
- Freddie.
- [FREDDIE] Yeah.
786
01:01:09,887 --> 01:01:11,013
What the fuck are you doing?
787
01:01:11,096 --> 01:01:15,017
Damn, man, you hit me like I murdered
your fuckin' mother or something.
788
01:01:15,684 --> 01:01:16,977
Relax, man.
789
01:01:17,186 --> 01:01:19,230
I'm only tryin' to give America
a good show.
790
01:01:19,481 --> 01:01:22,025
Okay, so none of this shit is real, right?
791
01:01:22,484 --> 01:01:25,904
Like, the furniture,
the photos, all the fucked-up toys?
792
01:01:26,154 --> 01:01:27,363
It's all fake. We've been set up.
793
01:01:27,947 --> 01:01:29,866
You knew you didn't have a show
anyone would watch,
794
01:01:30,074 --> 01:01:32,494
so you set us all up
at our fucking expense, huh?
795
01:01:32,619 --> 01:01:34,537
What expense are you talking about?
796
01:01:34,954 --> 01:01:37,248
You ain't contributed a dime
to setting up none of this shit.
797
01:01:37,707 --> 01:01:41,419
Besides, don't nobody wanna see
any of you running around no empty house,
798
01:01:41,795 --> 01:01:44,088
possibly coming up
with nothing any-damn-way.
799
01:01:44,589 --> 01:01:46,674
America don't like reality, first of all.
800
01:01:46,883 --> 01:01:49,719
Second of all, they think that
shit is boring. You know what I mean?
801
01:01:49,886 --> 01:01:53,181
They want a little razzle-dazzle,
a little pizazz,
802
01:01:53,264 --> 01:01:55,308
a little thrill in their life,
you know what I mean?
803
01:01:55,433 --> 01:01:58,228
And us being the ones that give it to 'em,
I don't see nothing wrong with that.
804
01:01:59,354 --> 01:02:00,855
I so did not sign up for this.
805
01:02:01,481 --> 01:02:03,191
Y'all need to do me a favor, all right?
806
01:02:03,858 --> 01:02:06,736
Just go along with this shit.
Don't blow it. Not now.
807
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:11,074
You really have no idea
of how nicely I worked things out,
808
01:02:11,407 --> 01:02:12,826
so that we all can receive
809
01:02:12,909 --> 01:02:16,329
somewhat of a robust back end
when this shit is all over.
810
01:02:16,663 --> 01:02:18,456
Now, I don't know what
you wanna do about your share,
811
01:02:18,665 --> 01:02:20,166
but please don't fuck it up for me.
812
01:02:20,500 --> 01:02:22,252
I want my money, a'ight?
813
01:02:23,002 --> 01:02:25,046
Now, if you don't mind,
814
01:02:25,338 --> 01:02:27,757
I'd like to go scare the shit
out of some more of these motherfuckers,
815
01:02:28,049 --> 01:02:30,718
So, I'm gonna get it cracking.
816
01:02:31,261 --> 01:02:32,804
Y'all do what the fuck y'all gotta do.
817
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:36,099
See y'all. [CHUCKLING]
818
01:02:36,891 --> 01:02:38,643
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
819
01:02:39,143 --> 01:02:40,854
- Turn up the sound.
- Where'd everybody go?
820
01:02:43,106 --> 01:02:48,361
[COUGHS]
821
01:02:51,281 --> 01:02:53,741
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- [SNIFFS]
822
01:02:55,493 --> 01:02:57,161
[INHALES, SNIFFS]
823
01:03:02,750 --> 01:03:03,835
Huh.
824
01:03:06,087 --> 01:03:07,714
There you are, Bill.
825
01:03:07,922 --> 01:03:09,757
[RUDY] All right, so,
what do you guys wanna do?
826
01:03:09,924 --> 01:03:11,885
I don't know.
I mean, I could use the money.
827
01:03:13,678 --> 01:03:16,347
No. No, fuck that. I'm out.
828
01:03:16,598 --> 01:03:17,849
Me too. I quit.
829
01:03:21,061 --> 01:03:22,897
[ATTIC HATCH CREAKING]
830
01:03:23,063 --> 01:03:25,816
Boo! [SCREAMS]
831
01:03:26,108 --> 01:03:28,611
[SCREAMS]
832
01:03:28,777 --> 01:03:30,571
She must be going
for the first Internet Emmy.
833
01:03:30,696 --> 01:03:32,114
[JEN SCREAMING]
834
01:03:32,281 --> 01:03:33,574
[SHUDDERS]
835
01:03:33,699 --> 01:03:36,035
You can't scare us, Jen.
You're gonna have to do better than that.
836
01:03:36,243 --> 01:03:39,163
[SOBS]
837
01:03:43,459 --> 01:03:44,627
You too, Freddie.
838
01:03:44,793 --> 01:03:45,836
[DRAWS KNIFE]
839
01:03:46,086 --> 01:03:49,965
[SOBS] No. [SCREAMS]
840
01:03:50,049 --> 01:03:51,091
[KNIFE SLASHES]
841
01:04:02,019 --> 01:04:02,895
[CROWD GROANING]
842
01:04:03,103 --> 01:04:04,647
- How'd they do that?
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
843
01:04:04,772 --> 01:04:07,024
- [MAN] It's all digital effects.
- [MYLES] No, it isn't!
844
01:04:07,358 --> 01:04:10,194
- [DIALS PHONE]
- Hello, 9-1-1?
845
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:17,910
[SARA] Oh, my God. [PANTS]
846
01:04:19,662 --> 01:04:21,622
- [SARA] It's locked!
- [RUDY] Fuck!
847
01:04:22,581 --> 01:04:24,291
Go! Go! Go there! Go there! Go!
848
01:04:24,416 --> 01:04:27,711
[SARA PANTING]
849
01:04:28,754 --> 01:04:30,089
[SARA GRUNTS]
850
01:04:30,631 --> 01:04:31,507
[JIM GRUNTING]
851
01:04:35,970 --> 01:04:37,262
- [WOOD THUDDING]
- [RUDY GRUNTING]
852
01:04:40,140 --> 01:04:42,309
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
853
01:04:43,894 --> 01:04:46,647
Jim, run! Run!
854
01:04:46,981 --> 01:04:51,276
- [SKULL CREAKING]
- Oh. [GROANS]
855
01:04:55,531 --> 01:04:58,158
[GROANS]
856
01:05:00,494 --> 01:05:01,412
[SKULL CRACKS]
857
01:05:02,371 --> 01:05:03,580
- [BODY THUDS]
- [SARA SCREAMS]
858
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:16,677
[PANTS FRANTICALLY]
859
01:05:16,844 --> 01:05:18,178
- [WOOD BREAKS]
- [SCREAMS]
860
01:05:20,222 --> 01:05:22,976
- [SOBS, SCREAMS]
- Hey, Michael!
861
01:05:23,893 --> 01:05:26,855
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
You want a piece of me?
862
01:05:32,610 --> 01:05:38,825
[SARA PANTING]
863
01:05:40,076 --> 01:05:43,663
[GRUNTS]
864
01:05:45,665 --> 01:05:48,001
You should try a little
less protein in your diet, you know.
865
01:05:48,293 --> 01:05:51,004
Control some of that aggression, huh?
[GRUNTS]
866
01:05:53,465 --> 01:05:54,591
[GRUNTS]
867
01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:01,681
[GRUNTS]
868
01:06:09,147 --> 01:06:10,231
Want some of this, huh?
869
01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:12,192
[CROWD CHEERING]
870
01:06:12,358 --> 01:06:16,029
Look, I know what 911 is for, all right?
This is an emergency. It's not a hoax.
871
01:06:19,199 --> 01:06:21,409
Motherfucker, come on.
You trying to fucking kill me?
872
01:06:21,785 --> 01:06:24,162
Come on, man, come on.
You like sushi, motherfucker, huh?
873
01:06:24,829 --> 01:06:26,414
You trying to kill me?
874
01:06:28,124 --> 01:06:29,292
Oh, shit.
875
01:06:33,254 --> 01:06:34,506
[GRUNTS]
876
01:06:36,424 --> 01:06:42,639
[MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY]
877
01:06:44,182 --> 01:06:46,226
[WHEEZES]
878
01:06:47,268 --> 01:06:48,353
[GRUNTS]
879
01:06:48,853 --> 01:06:52,482
- [ALL CHEERING]
- [GROANS]
880
01:06:52,649 --> 01:06:57,987
[MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY]
881
01:07:25,307 --> 01:07:26,433
[SARA] Somebody...
882
01:07:27,226 --> 01:07:29,103
Somebody out there, please help us.
883
01:07:30,187 --> 01:07:31,689
Somebody, please help us.
884
01:07:31,814 --> 01:07:34,483
She really is a very talented actress.
885
01:07:34,567 --> 01:07:37,862
- [KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING]
- [SOBS]
886
01:07:44,702 --> 01:07:47,621
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
887
01:07:47,746 --> 01:07:48,622
Deckard.
888
01:07:48,747 --> 01:07:50,166
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
889
01:07:50,291 --> 01:07:52,585
Deckard, if you're there,
please let me know.
890
01:07:52,710 --> 01:07:54,962
- [KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING]
- Who's Deckard?
891
01:07:55,296 --> 01:07:57,131
- Myles is Deckard.
- [WOMAN] What do you mean, he's...
892
01:07:57,506 --> 01:07:58,549
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
893
01:07:58,632 --> 01:08:01,886
[SARA PANTING]
894
01:08:03,429 --> 01:08:07,892
- Deckard, he's... he's killing all of us.
- [KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING]
895
01:08:08,100 --> 01:08:09,768
- He's killing us.
- [MAN] Look, there he is!
896
01:08:09,894 --> 01:08:11,893
[WOMAN] Oh, my God! Zoom in! Zoom in!
897
01:08:12,021 --> 01:08:14,315
- [MAN 2] Go to the other camera.
- Tell her he's coming up the stairs.
898
01:08:14,398 --> 01:08:16,859
[WOMAN 2] This isn't funny anymore, guys.
Do something!
899
01:08:16,984 --> 01:08:18,723
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- [CELL PHONE BEEPS]
900
01:08:19,278 --> 01:08:21,947
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
901
01:08:37,046 --> 01:08:38,255
[SCREAMS]
902
01:08:40,132 --> 01:08:43,177
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
903
01:08:43,344 --> 01:08:45,012
[MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY]
904
01:08:45,387 --> 01:08:47,514
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
905
01:08:47,890 --> 01:08:48,974
[WOMAN] Get her out!
906
01:08:52,144 --> 01:08:57,900
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
907
01:09:21,465 --> 01:09:22,591
[SARA] Oh, my God.
908
01:09:23,468 --> 01:09:25,595
- [ALL] No!
- [WOMAN] It's too high!
909
01:09:26,554 --> 01:09:27,806
[ALL GASP]
910
01:09:33,061 --> 01:09:36,690
[MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY]
911
01:09:38,358 --> 01:09:40,777
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
912
01:09:41,903 --> 01:09:43,154
[ALL GASPING]
913
01:09:43,947 --> 01:09:46,741
[GRUNTS, PANTS]
914
01:09:47,450 --> 01:09:48,660
[SCREAMS]
915
01:09:56,001 --> 01:09:58,461
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
916
01:10:00,338 --> 01:10:02,257
- Look, I can't see you!
- [CELL PHONE BEEPS]
917
01:10:13,935 --> 01:10:18,606
Deckard, where is he? [SHUDDERING]
918
01:10:33,955 --> 01:10:35,081
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
919
01:10:40,128 --> 01:10:41,963
- Tell her to go!
- Now's her chance.
920
01:10:42,047 --> 01:10:43,214
- Come on, go!
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
921
01:10:43,340 --> 01:10:44,341
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
922
01:11:28,928 --> 01:11:31,806
My God. Everybody's dead.
923
01:11:32,765 --> 01:11:33,766
Where is he?
924
01:11:35,351 --> 01:11:36,602
I don't know.
925
01:11:37,228 --> 01:11:40,189
We got to get the fuck out of here now.
926
01:11:41,232 --> 01:11:42,441
Come on. Let's go.
927
01:11:57,623 --> 01:12:00,292
[FREDDIE SCREAMS]
928
01:12:01,460 --> 01:12:03,754
[PANTS] Oh, shit!
929
01:12:04,713 --> 01:12:06,882
[SCREAMS]
930
01:12:07,550 --> 01:12:12,096
[MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY]
931
01:12:20,771 --> 01:12:22,815
So, you want to be on Dangertainment?
932
01:12:24,775 --> 01:12:26,193
Let's see what you got.
933
01:12:27,069 --> 01:12:28,988
[EXCLAIMS]
934
01:12:35,995 --> 01:12:39,248
[EXCLAIMS, GRUNTS]
935
01:12:39,623 --> 01:12:43,169
- [FREDDIE GROANS]
- [SARA GRUNTS]
936
01:12:49,508 --> 01:12:50,468
[SARA SCREAMS]
937
01:12:53,012 --> 01:12:55,931
[FREDDIE] Yo, Mike, come see me.
Michael, come and see me!
938
01:12:57,016 --> 01:12:58,017
Look at me!
939
01:12:58,684 --> 01:13:02,438
[EXCLAIMS]
940
01:13:02,605 --> 01:13:04,982
You wanna fuck with me, huh?
941
01:13:05,816 --> 01:13:09,653
You motherfucker. [EXCLAIMS]
942
01:13:15,326 --> 01:13:18,496
[DOG BARKING IN THE DISTANCE]
943
01:13:42,312 --> 01:13:44,481
Let's get out of here. Come on.
944
01:13:45,774 --> 01:13:46,816
You all right?
945
01:13:47,984 --> 01:13:49,069
I saw his room.
946
01:13:50,862 --> 01:13:54,616
He's been living underneath
this fuckin' house for who knows how long.
947
01:13:54,866 --> 01:13:56,493
Probably the last 20 years.
948
01:13:57,035 --> 01:13:57,994
Come on.
949
01:14:00,372 --> 01:14:01,540
[PANTS]
950
01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:04,084
I swear on my soul...
951
01:14:05,502 --> 01:14:06,920
I had no idea.
952
01:14:08,046 --> 01:14:09,381
- I swear.
- [CELL PHONE BEEPS]
953
01:14:15,512 --> 01:14:17,138
Oh, shit.
954
01:14:18,765 --> 01:14:19,933
Come on. Let's go.
955
01:14:24,312 --> 01:14:27,357
- [SARA] Oh, my God. He cut the cable.
- [FREDDIE] Where the fuck is he?
956
01:14:30,819 --> 01:14:31,945
This is bad.
957
01:14:32,362 --> 01:14:36,992
- This is so bad.
- Deckard, where is he?
958
01:14:38,493 --> 01:14:39,578
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
959
01:14:47,794 --> 01:14:50,589
- [SARA] No!
- Run! [GROANS]
960
01:14:53,633 --> 01:14:57,637
[PANTS]
961
01:15:04,060 --> 01:15:05,520
[SARA SCREAMS]
962
01:15:10,358 --> 01:15:11,484
No.
963
01:15:27,167 --> 01:15:28,461
[GRUNTS]
964
01:15:28,961 --> 01:15:32,590
[MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY]
965
01:15:36,010 --> 01:15:39,430
[PANTS]
966
01:16:01,911 --> 01:16:03,579
Oh, no.
967
01:16:04,789 --> 01:16:08,084
[SARA PANTING]
968
01:16:10,419 --> 01:16:16,425
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
969
01:16:23,099 --> 01:16:27,436
[SARA GROANS]
970
01:16:29,397 --> 01:16:30,648
[SCREAMS]
971
01:16:32,441 --> 01:16:33,401
[GRUNTS]
972
01:16:38,906 --> 01:16:39,865
[GRUNTS]
973
01:16:44,829 --> 01:16:46,372
[GROANING]
974
01:16:46,914 --> 01:16:52,378
[PANTING]
975
01:16:56,298 --> 01:16:59,385
[SCREAMS]
976
01:17:08,811 --> 01:17:09,979
[GASPS]
977
01:18:03,742 --> 01:18:06,661
[CHAINSAW BUZZING]
978
01:18:06,787 --> 01:18:08,371
You bastard!
979
01:18:09,164 --> 01:18:10,540
This is for Jen!
980
01:18:12,250 --> 01:18:13,627
This is for Rudy!
981
01:18:17,380 --> 01:18:18,632
For all of them!
982
01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:31,978
- [MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY]
- Oh, shit.
983
01:18:32,395 --> 01:18:36,733
- [CHAINSAW MOTOR STUTTERS]
- [GRUNTS]
984
01:18:37,859 --> 01:18:39,236
[GRUNTS]
985
01:18:44,032 --> 01:18:46,993
[GROANS]
986
01:19:11,059 --> 01:19:13,311
[GROANS]
987
01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:32,164
[PANTS, GROANS]
988
01:19:47,597 --> 01:19:50,725
[FREDDIE GROANS]
989
01:19:53,561 --> 01:19:56,397
Trick or treat, motherfucker.
990
01:20:00,109 --> 01:20:01,819
[SCREAMS]
991
01:20:07,575 --> 01:20:11,245
[FREDDIE GRUNTS]
992
01:20:13,456 --> 01:20:14,540
No!
993
01:20:15,499 --> 01:20:17,793
No! [GROANS]
994
01:20:36,604 --> 01:20:38,356
[SCREAMS]
995
01:20:52,662 --> 01:20:54,372
[FREDDIE] Burn, motherfucker!
996
01:20:55,164 --> 01:20:56,207
Burn!
997
01:20:58,209 --> 01:21:00,044
Sara. Sara!
998
01:21:00,670 --> 01:21:03,673
[GRUNTS] Come on, come on!
999
01:21:04,256 --> 01:21:05,257
[SARA GROANS]
1000
01:21:05,466 --> 01:21:08,678
Hey, Mikey! Happy fuckin' Halloween!
1001
01:21:17,311 --> 01:21:23,651
- [SIREN BLARING]
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER RADIO]
1002
01:21:25,528 --> 01:21:29,365
[HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING]
1003
01:21:43,005 --> 01:21:44,089
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
1004
01:21:54,307 --> 01:21:55,434
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
1005
01:21:58,854 --> 01:22:01,565
- [REPORTER 1] Sara? Sara Moyer?
- [REPORTER 2] Sara, do have a minute?
1006
01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:03,316
- [REPORTER 2] Sara?
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1007
01:22:03,442 --> 01:22:04,860
[REPORTER 1] Sara, can we get a statement?
1008
01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:06,280
[REPORTER 3] Okay, we can go live now.
1009
01:22:06,355 --> 01:22:08,305
[REPORTER 4] ...Your encounter
with Michael Myers? Over here.
1010
01:22:08,405 --> 01:22:10,157
- [REPORTER 5] You got it.
- Thank you, Deckard.
1011
01:22:10,449 --> 01:22:14,703
- You saved my life.
- [CROWD CHEERS]
1012
01:22:14,870 --> 01:22:20,167
[CROWD CHEERS]
1013
01:22:20,417 --> 01:22:22,169
[REPORTER 1] What's it feel like
to be a hero, Sara?
1014
01:22:22,294 --> 01:22:24,004
Excuse me,
how does it feel now that it's all over?
1015
01:22:24,212 --> 01:22:26,006
What makes you so sure it's over?
1016
01:22:26,423 --> 01:22:28,967
- Excuse me. No more cameras!
- [MAN] Ow! Hey, man, watch the camera!
1017
01:22:30,010 --> 01:22:31,595
Dangertainment is off the air.
1018
01:22:32,637 --> 01:22:34,097
Why don't y'all show some respect?
1019
01:22:34,264 --> 01:22:35,891
Mr. Harris, would you like
to make a statement?
1020
01:22:36,058 --> 01:22:37,893
What can you tell us about Michael Myers?
1021
01:22:38,268 --> 01:22:40,395
Michael Myers is not a sound bite,
1022
01:22:40,896 --> 01:22:44,858
a spin-off, a tie-in,
some kind of celebrity scandal.
1023
01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:50,030
Michael Myers is a killer shark
in baggy-ass overalls
1024
01:22:50,614 --> 01:22:53,450
that gets his kicks off
of killing everything and everyone
1025
01:22:53,575 --> 01:22:54,743
that he comes across.
1026
01:22:55,744 --> 01:22:56,703
That's all.
1027
01:22:57,370 --> 01:22:59,289
We're done dancing for these cameras.
1028
01:22:59,664 --> 01:23:02,834
- Let's get out of here, Sara.
- But how are you feeling right now?
1029
01:23:03,877 --> 01:23:05,712
- [CHUCKLES]
- [REPORTER 2] Can you give us a statement?
1030
01:23:05,796 --> 01:23:06,922
How am I feeling now?
1031
01:23:07,339 --> 01:23:09,007
You wanna know how I'm feeling right now?
1032
01:23:10,092 --> 01:23:11,343
- Feel this!
- [MAN GROANING]
1033
01:23:11,510 --> 01:23:12,427
[STATIC]
1034
01:23:12,594 --> 01:23:13,553
[MAN] The camera!
1035
01:23:13,804 --> 01:23:18,225
- [HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING IN DISTANCE]
- [SIREN BLARING]
1036
01:23:18,350 --> 01:23:20,060
[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]
1037
01:23:23,814 --> 01:23:24,940
[SARA] That's him, isn't it?
1038
01:23:25,774 --> 01:23:26,983
I wanna see his face.
1039
01:23:27,651 --> 01:23:30,779
I wanna warn you, ma'am,
it's not a pretty sight.
1040
01:23:34,659 --> 01:23:36,285
[SIGHS] All right.
1041
01:23:46,796 --> 01:23:48,506
[FIREMAN] Come on, back it off. Let's go.
1042
01:23:48,589 --> 01:23:51,551
Wow. You're looking
a little crispy over there, Mikey.
1043
01:23:52,009 --> 01:23:54,387
Like some chicken-fried motherfucker.
1044
01:23:55,012 --> 01:23:58,474
Well, may he never, ever rest in peace.
1045
01:24:00,935 --> 01:24:06,732
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
1046
01:24:09,569 --> 01:24:12,989
- Hey, how's it going?
- You've gotta be kidding me.
1047
01:24:13,656 --> 01:24:14,824
Another one?
1048
01:24:15,199 --> 01:24:17,577
It's your lucky night.
You got a celebrity.
1049
01:24:17,869 --> 01:24:20,163
[DOCTOR] Oh, let me get my autograph book.
1050
01:24:21,205 --> 01:24:22,290
I'm not kidding.
1051
01:24:23,040 --> 01:24:24,709
- It's Michael Myers.
- [DOCTOR] What?
1052
01:24:29,005 --> 01:24:30,840
Get me a copy of that autograph.
1053
01:24:31,340 --> 01:24:32,842
- [DOCTOR] Yeah, sure.
- [CHUCKLES]
1054
01:24:32,967 --> 01:24:34,177
[MAN] She cracks me up.
1055
01:25:14,550 --> 01:25:17,011
- [DOCTOR SCREAMING]
- [MICHAEL SCREAMING]
1056
01:25:17,428 --> 01:25:23,684
["HALLOWEEN THEME" PLAYING]
1057
01:26:09,982 --> 01:26:13,068
[MENACING MUSIC PLAYING]
1058
01:26:43,974 --> 01:26:45,267
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
1059
01:28:54,313 --> 01:28:56,107
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
1060
01:29:21,716 --> 01:29:23,551
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
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