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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,524 --> 00:00:06,864 ["HALLOWEEN THEME" PLAYING] 2 00:01:33,034 --> 00:01:34,786 {\an8}[LOW EERIE MUSIC PLAYING] 3 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,127 {\an8}[LAURIE] You've heard of the tunnel. 4 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:48,175 The one we all go through sooner or later. 5 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,512 At the end, there's a door. 6 00:01:56,558 --> 00:01:59,561 And waiting for you on the other side of that door... 7 00:02:00,770 --> 00:02:02,022 is either heaven 8 00:02:03,064 --> 00:02:04,357 {\an8}or hell. 9 00:02:11,823 --> 00:02:13,116 This is that door. 10 00:02:28,131 --> 00:02:31,134 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 11 00:02:50,488 --> 00:02:52,698 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 12 00:03:03,709 --> 00:03:05,169 Why is this patient in lockdown? 13 00:03:05,670 --> 00:03:07,380 They didn't tell you about Laurie Strode? 14 00:03:07,463 --> 00:03:09,674 - No. - You must have heard of her. 15 00:03:10,007 --> 00:03:11,467 Sister of Michael Myers? 16 00:03:12,134 --> 00:03:13,886 Michael Myers, the serial killer? 17 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:17,014 [NURSE 1] Oh, well, you'll hear all the gossip soon enough. 18 00:03:17,306 --> 00:03:20,226 - For now, let's just get... - No, no, no, wait. Tell me about her. 19 00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:22,311 She decapitated a man. 20 00:03:27,024 --> 00:03:29,860 Oh, my God. Why? 21 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:33,739 Halloween. Three years ago. 22 00:03:34,907 --> 00:03:36,617 Twenty years after the first murders, 23 00:03:37,118 --> 00:03:38,911 her brother finally found her. 24 00:03:39,495 --> 00:03:41,580 Tracked her down to the school where she was working. 25 00:03:43,165 --> 00:03:44,542 There were several murders. 26 00:03:45,918 --> 00:03:47,378 Lots of confusion. 27 00:03:49,088 --> 00:03:50,881 [INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO CHATTER] 28 00:03:55,011 --> 00:03:56,012 [GASPS] 29 00:03:56,178 --> 00:04:02,810 [SIREN BLARING] 30 00:04:05,187 --> 00:04:08,357 - [OFFICER] Guys, over here! - [INDISTINCT CHATTER ON RADIO] 31 00:04:16,574 --> 00:04:19,827 [INDISTINCT CHATTER ON RADIO] 32 00:04:20,161 --> 00:04:22,371 Oh, my God. She killed the wrong person. 33 00:04:24,373 --> 00:04:25,458 [OFFICER GASPS] 34 00:04:29,003 --> 00:04:30,212 [NURSE 1] Father of three. 35 00:04:34,592 --> 00:04:36,719 Well, why didn't the paramedic say something? 36 00:04:37,636 --> 00:04:39,263 [GLASS SHATTERS] 37 00:04:39,472 --> 00:04:41,932 [CHOKING] 38 00:04:44,394 --> 00:04:46,772 His larynx had been crushed. 39 00:04:47,981 --> 00:04:49,358 Don't let on you know. 40 00:04:50,650 --> 00:04:56,114 [KEYS JANGLING] 41 00:04:57,657 --> 00:05:00,535 Hello, Miss Strode. Did you enjoy your dinner? 42 00:05:01,161 --> 00:05:03,038 [NURSE 1] She hasn't said a word in years. 43 00:05:03,538 --> 00:05:05,832 Extreme dissociative disorder. 44 00:05:07,209 --> 00:05:09,628 The doctors think she's a suicide threat. 45 00:05:10,837 --> 00:05:13,382 They found her up on the roof more than once. 46 00:05:17,177 --> 00:05:18,595 Must be the guilt. 47 00:05:19,638 --> 00:05:21,932 Now all she does is stare out that window. 48 00:05:23,558 --> 00:05:25,477 God know what she sees out there. 49 00:05:28,939 --> 00:05:31,775 [DOOR CLOSES] 50 00:05:33,235 --> 00:05:36,905 [MENACING MUSIC PLAYING] 51 00:06:06,685 --> 00:06:09,062 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 52 00:06:34,171 --> 00:06:35,338 [SECURITY OFFICER] Hello? 53 00:06:40,385 --> 00:06:41,678 Anyone out there? 54 00:06:59,113 --> 00:07:01,532 - [HAROLD] Boo! - Holy shit! 55 00:07:03,618 --> 00:07:06,078 Harold, are you trying to give me a heart attack? 56 00:07:06,412 --> 00:07:07,455 [HAROLD] No. 57 00:07:08,789 --> 00:07:10,249 How the hell did you get out again? 58 00:07:11,083 --> 00:07:12,835 And who are you supposed to be today? 59 00:07:15,004 --> 00:07:16,255 John Wayne Gacy. 60 00:07:16,839 --> 00:07:18,257 Born in Chicago, Illinois 61 00:07:18,466 --> 00:07:20,843 - on March 17, 1942. - Come on, big guy. 62 00:07:20,927 --> 00:07:23,596 Killed 33 people. Buried them under his house. 63 00:07:23,721 --> 00:07:26,224 - I know, I know, Harold. - He was executed on May 7... 64 00:07:26,307 --> 00:07:28,893 - I know, Harold. - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 65 00:07:30,895 --> 00:07:33,773 Willie, I'm not trying to criticize your work, 66 00:07:33,856 --> 00:07:35,483 but if you put Harold in his room 67 00:07:36,484 --> 00:07:37,860 how come I see him in the basement? 68 00:07:38,277 --> 00:07:39,320 I... 69 00:07:39,862 --> 00:07:43,616 - But just two seconds ago, he was... - Come on. Let's go get him. 70 00:07:44,659 --> 00:07:46,244 [GUARD] How many times do I have to tell you? 71 00:07:46,827 --> 00:07:48,579 - You gotta be sure what you're doing. - [DOOR OPENS] 72 00:07:50,873 --> 00:07:51,916 [DOOR CLOSES] 73 00:07:52,291 --> 00:07:57,672 [OMINOUS MUSIC INTENSIFIES] 74 00:08:09,934 --> 00:08:12,979 - Willie? What are you doing? - I skipped dinner. 75 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,190 - Hurry up. - Okay. 76 00:08:20,570 --> 00:08:21,696 Harold? 77 00:08:24,282 --> 00:08:25,950 [MACHINE WHIRRING] 78 00:08:26,158 --> 00:08:27,785 Harold, what are you doing down here? 79 00:08:32,873 --> 00:08:34,125 What's gotten into you? 80 00:08:35,293 --> 00:08:37,420 [MALE VOICE] No! 81 00:09:22,090 --> 00:09:23,884 [THUDDING] 82 00:09:42,110 --> 00:09:45,739 [BREATHES HEAVILY, SCREAMS] 83 00:09:46,406 --> 00:09:48,992 [SCREAMS, GRUNTS] 84 00:09:52,162 --> 00:09:56,917 [PANTS] 85 00:09:57,542 --> 00:09:59,378 [SCREAMS] 86 00:10:06,259 --> 00:10:12,933 [MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY] 87 00:10:18,271 --> 00:10:24,069 - Ted Bundy. Born November 24th, 19... - [KNIFE SCRAPING] 88 00:10:36,998 --> 00:10:42,963 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 89 00:10:44,756 --> 00:10:45,966 [KNIFE SLASHES] 90 00:10:55,351 --> 00:10:58,563 [DOOR THUDS] 91 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:10,825 [MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY] 92 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,957 - [LAURIE GRUNTS] - [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES] 93 00:11:18,541 --> 00:11:22,378 [PANTS] 94 00:11:42,482 --> 00:11:43,524 [DOOR SLAMS] 95 00:11:48,404 --> 00:11:49,530 [DOOR OPENS] 96 00:12:11,135 --> 00:12:14,013 - [DOOR SLAMS] - [BREATHES HEAVILY] Hello, Michael. 97 00:12:16,682 --> 00:12:21,938 - [BUTTON CLICKS] - [MACHINE WHIRRING] 98 00:12:32,031 --> 00:12:33,157 [REMOTE CLATTERS] 99 00:12:36,410 --> 00:12:38,329 I knew you'd come for me sooner or later. 100 00:12:40,706 --> 00:12:41,874 What took you so long? 101 00:12:58,517 --> 00:12:59,726 You failed, Michael. 102 00:13:02,187 --> 00:13:03,230 You want to know why? 103 00:13:05,732 --> 00:13:07,234 Because I'm not afraid of you. 104 00:13:09,486 --> 00:13:10,612 But what about you? 105 00:13:14,074 --> 00:13:15,200 Are you afraid of me? 106 00:13:19,454 --> 00:13:21,039 Are you afraid to die, Michael? 107 00:13:34,136 --> 00:13:39,433 [HIGH PITCH SOUND] 108 00:13:42,519 --> 00:13:44,813 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 109 00:13:58,493 --> 00:14:03,749 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 110 00:14:04,499 --> 00:14:05,918 I just have to be sure. 111 00:14:19,681 --> 00:14:20,724 [GRUNTS] 112 00:14:23,518 --> 00:14:26,730 [GROANS] 113 00:14:28,023 --> 00:14:30,817 [LAURIE GROANING] 114 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:34,404 [GASPS] 115 00:14:49,837 --> 00:14:51,464 I'll see you in hell. 116 00:15:01,015 --> 00:15:02,100 [THUD] 117 00:15:14,904 --> 00:15:18,908 [MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY] 118 00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,387 [HAROLD GIGGLES] 119 00:15:42,557 --> 00:15:44,017 Michael Myers. 120 00:15:45,810 --> 00:15:49,313 Born October 19, 1957. 121 00:15:50,606 --> 00:15:54,360 Killed his older sister, October 31st, 1963. 122 00:15:55,194 --> 00:15:59,282 Killed three high school students, October 31st, 1978. 123 00:15:59,866 --> 00:16:03,453 Also killed three nurses and a paramedic, same night. 124 00:16:04,704 --> 00:16:06,622 [GIGGLES] 125 00:16:07,248 --> 00:16:10,209 Was believed to be dead, then killed four students, 126 00:16:10,710 --> 00:16:12,962 Hillcrest Academy, 1998. 127 00:16:13,421 --> 00:16:16,841 Has been missing, unheard of, last three years. 128 00:16:17,550 --> 00:16:19,844 [CHUCKLING] Now he's back. 129 00:16:20,428 --> 00:16:26,976 - [LAUGHING] - [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 130 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,622 [PROFESSOR] Carl Jung tells us 131 00:16:48,247 --> 00:16:50,292 that the human psyche contains 132 00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:55,923 a figment of ourselves that even the collective unconscious denies. 133 00:16:56,799 --> 00:16:57,716 Good morning, Paul. 134 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,676 It's nice to see you in class. Am I keeping you up? 135 00:17:00,511 --> 00:17:02,805 All right, what do I mean by all this, people? 136 00:17:03,806 --> 00:17:06,809 I mean that inside all of us 137 00:17:07,184 --> 00:17:11,355 there lurks a dark, malevolent figure. 138 00:17:12,314 --> 00:17:14,900 A kind of boogeyman, if you will, 139 00:17:16,026 --> 00:17:17,611 that Jung called what? 140 00:17:19,029 --> 00:17:22,616 Come on, stick with me, people. Take that Kierkegaardian leap of faith. 141 00:17:22,825 --> 00:17:26,245 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 142 00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:29,081 [PROFESSOR] Jung said we must face down our fears 143 00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:33,168 and face up to the figure he called what? 144 00:17:36,004 --> 00:17:37,464 - The shadow. - [PROFESSOR] The shadow. 145 00:17:37,798 --> 00:17:41,218 Yes, Sara, very good. Thank you. I'm glad somebody was awake. 146 00:17:41,385 --> 00:17:42,636 Wow, what a class. 147 00:17:42,803 --> 00:17:46,515 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 148 00:17:46,807 --> 00:17:48,100 [JEN] Hey, Sara! 149 00:17:49,852 --> 00:17:52,896 Sara, wait up! [PANTS] 150 00:17:53,063 --> 00:17:54,648 I've been looking for you everywhere. 151 00:17:55,357 --> 00:17:56,275 Guess what. 152 00:17:56,733 --> 00:17:59,111 Uh-uh, what did you sign us up for this time? 153 00:17:59,361 --> 00:18:02,197 [SHRIEKS, CHUCKLES] We gotta find Rudy, okay? Come on! 154 00:18:02,322 --> 00:18:08,120 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 155 00:18:17,004 --> 00:18:18,213 [JEN] Hey, Rudy. 156 00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,549 Don't distract me. 157 00:18:21,091 --> 00:18:25,262 Oh, I can't help myself. I am distracting. 158 00:18:27,181 --> 00:18:28,265 Have you checked your email? 159 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:33,645 - No. Why? Did you send me something? - We're in! 160 00:18:34,438 --> 00:18:35,856 They picked all three of us! 161 00:18:35,939 --> 00:18:38,442 - What? Are you serious? - Uh-huh! 162 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:41,904 Oh, God! Yes! 163 00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:44,239 All right. That is all good. 164 00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:46,325 Now, this isn't one of your little jokes, is it? 165 00:18:46,742 --> 00:18:51,623 - No, but Sara doesn't want to go. - I might go. I just haven't decided yet. 166 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:56,002 No, no, no. That is unacceptable. It is unacceptable. 167 00:18:56,753 --> 00:18:58,421 We're gonna be bigger than The Osbournes. 168 00:18:59,547 --> 00:19:00,673 We're gonna be large. 169 00:19:00,882 --> 00:19:03,134 Look, every time I let you two talk me into something, 170 00:19:03,259 --> 00:19:04,302 I live to regret it. 171 00:19:04,469 --> 00:19:07,180 Listen, without me, you would die of boredom. 172 00:19:07,430 --> 00:19:10,892 Us! Without us, you would die of boredom. 173 00:19:11,559 --> 00:19:12,560 Whatever. 174 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,020 [KNIFE SLASHES] 175 00:19:14,562 --> 00:19:15,563 [COMPUTER BEEPS] 176 00:19:16,314 --> 00:19:18,274 Are you sure they're not just putting us in some house 177 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,651 with hidden cameras in the shower? 178 00:19:19,817 --> 00:19:21,569 [CHUCKLES] No. 179 00:19:22,070 --> 00:19:25,865 It's like we're investigative reporters searching a crime scene. 180 00:19:27,075 --> 00:19:28,284 And look at the scholarship. 181 00:19:29,285 --> 00:19:30,203 Yeah. 182 00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:34,832 Besides that, thousands of people are going to see my fa... 183 00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:37,919 - [DOOR CLOSES] - Our face. 184 00:19:38,586 --> 00:19:40,630 - [CHUCKLES] - [MAN] Don't do it. 185 00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:42,924 That's the house where it all started. 186 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,594 He walked its hallways, hid in its closets, 187 00:19:47,512 --> 00:19:49,973 dreamed in its bedrooms, helped his mother in the kitchen, 188 00:19:50,431 --> 00:19:52,684 watched TV in the living room with his dad... 189 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,312 played in his sister's bedroom. 190 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:01,943 Then one day, he picked up a knife... 191 00:20:04,153 --> 00:20:05,905 and he never put it down again. 192 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:12,787 [SHRIEKING MOCKINGLY] Ma! 193 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,709 [SHRIEKING MOCKINGLY] Ma! 194 00:20:20,378 --> 00:20:21,879 That guy's fucking weird. [SCOFFS] 195 00:20:22,672 --> 00:20:25,341 Don't pay any attention to him. He's just trying to scare us. 196 00:20:26,009 --> 00:20:27,552 I just need to send a quick e-mail. 197 00:20:29,178 --> 00:20:30,263 [COMPUTER BEEPS] 198 00:20:30,888 --> 00:20:33,599 [KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING] 199 00:20:33,850 --> 00:20:37,603 [SCOTT] "Deckard, you'll never believe what I got myself into." 200 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,523 - [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] - [KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING] 201 00:20:40,648 --> 00:20:42,650 [SCOTT] Deckard? Who's Deckard? 202 00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,235 Oh, it's my screen name. 203 00:20:44,652 --> 00:20:48,448 Sara needed some tech support setting up her offline reader, so I uh... 204 00:20:49,574 --> 00:20:51,784 You told her you're a graduate student? 205 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:54,913 - Graduate of what, junior high? - Oh, shut up, all right? 206 00:20:55,122 --> 00:20:58,876 We talk, like, every day. I don't know. It's... It's kind of like we're dating. 207 00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:02,546 She's never even seen you. And Yahoo chat rooms do not count. 208 00:21:02,671 --> 00:21:04,048 Yes, they do count. 209 00:21:04,590 --> 00:21:07,468 Did you know in the old days knights used to spend their entire lives 210 00:21:07,551 --> 00:21:09,303 courting ladies that they would never even touch? 211 00:21:09,470 --> 00:21:12,348 They would just, like, you know, send each other sonnets and stuff. 212 00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:15,059 Yeah, that's before Internet porn, man. 213 00:21:16,018 --> 00:21:17,061 Whatever. 214 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:21,273 - Now what are you doing? - Look, just give me a second, all right? 215 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:27,071 [LOW OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 216 00:21:35,954 --> 00:21:36,997 [MUSIC FADES] 217 00:21:37,164 --> 00:21:40,334 [JEN] I hope Sara shows up. And wearing something acceptable. 218 00:21:40,959 --> 00:21:42,586 I mean, she can't still be mad at us 219 00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:44,171 for the last time we got her into something. 220 00:21:44,838 --> 00:21:47,216 Oh, here she is. Hey. 221 00:21:47,508 --> 00:21:49,510 Okay, everybody listen up! 222 00:21:49,885 --> 00:21:52,596 - [FREDDIE] Pay attention please. - Sara, um, are you gonna wear this? 223 00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:55,140 'Cause I thought I told you that we were gonna be on camera. 224 00:21:55,891 --> 00:22:00,145 Okay, I'd like to start this off by saying the search is over. 225 00:22:00,521 --> 00:22:05,401 You six have been selected to explore America's worst nightmare. 226 00:22:05,776 --> 00:22:07,444 Tomorrow night, Halloween, 227 00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:10,531 live in front of the whole entire Internet universe... 228 00:22:10,739 --> 00:22:11,615 [CHUCKLES] 229 00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:15,327 ...you six will enter the birthplace of evil in its purest form. 230 00:22:15,619 --> 00:22:18,997 The childhood home of our most brutal mass murderer, 231 00:22:19,373 --> 00:22:21,208 Michael Myers. 232 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:24,044 [CROWD APPLAUDING] 233 00:22:24,253 --> 00:22:27,297 - [CROWD HOOTING] - Thank you. Thank you. 234 00:22:28,090 --> 00:22:30,592 So, what do you hope to find in the house tomorrow night? 235 00:22:30,926 --> 00:22:34,179 My way into network broadcasting. [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 236 00:22:34,388 --> 00:22:38,767 I just want to say that Michael Myers is not just a man behind a mask. 237 00:22:39,017 --> 00:22:40,102 He's a legend. 238 00:22:40,310 --> 00:22:45,023 I'm interested in how Michael Myers embodies the politics of violence 239 00:22:45,107 --> 00:22:46,608 embedded in pop mythology. 240 00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:50,446 Never underestimate the effect of a poor diet. 241 00:22:50,654 --> 00:22:52,156 Too much protein, not enough zinc. 242 00:22:52,239 --> 00:22:54,004 Next thing you know you're cutting up bodies in your bathtub. 243 00:22:54,129 --> 00:22:56,494 I mean, look at, uh, look at Hitler. He was a vegetarian. 244 00:22:56,703 --> 00:22:58,663 The brother was seriously malnourished. 245 00:22:58,955 --> 00:23:01,666 You don't have to go far to find Michael Myers. 246 00:23:02,208 --> 00:23:05,420 He is the great white shark of our unconscious. 247 00:23:05,712 --> 00:23:08,298 He is the dark-eyed child of our spirits. 248 00:23:08,631 --> 00:23:11,050 He's every murderous impulse we've ever had. 249 00:23:11,509 --> 00:23:13,636 He's the little voice that whispers to us 250 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:16,806 to strangle the old lady taking too long at the checkout counter. 251 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:18,975 Get to know him, baby. 252 00:23:20,226 --> 00:23:21,269 He's you. 253 00:23:22,312 --> 00:23:25,607 So, tell us, Sara, why do ordinary people turn to murder? 254 00:23:26,816 --> 00:23:29,110 - Well, I... um... - [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 255 00:23:29,235 --> 00:23:32,322 ...I think it has... [CLEARS THROAT] ...something to do with upbringing. 256 00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:35,033 - [LIGHT SHATTERS] - [SCREAMS] 257 00:23:35,617 --> 00:23:37,869 Damn! That girl can sing. 258 00:23:39,787 --> 00:23:45,001 [EXHALES] Now, that's what I'm looking for. Oh! 259 00:23:46,878 --> 00:23:50,089 - [MAN EXCLAIMS] - [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 260 00:23:50,423 --> 00:23:52,467 Get his ass! Get his ass! Get his ass! 261 00:23:52,926 --> 00:23:54,802 [EXCLAIMS] 262 00:23:55,053 --> 00:23:56,763 Who's better than Wat Chun Lee? 263 00:23:57,180 --> 00:23:59,682 Come on. Whooping everybody ass while he's smoking a cigarette. 264 00:23:59,766 --> 00:24:01,226 [DOOR KNOCKS] 265 00:24:01,392 --> 00:24:04,562 Oh, shit. Who's knocking on my door this late? 266 00:24:04,646 --> 00:24:08,566 Whoever this is, is distracting me from seeing Wat Chun Lee whoop some ass. 267 00:24:09,484 --> 00:24:10,902 Sara? Ooh! 268 00:24:13,696 --> 00:24:15,406 Sara, what are you doing here? It's late. 269 00:24:16,032 --> 00:24:18,660 - I'm dropping out. - What? 270 00:24:19,202 --> 00:24:22,914 I'm sorry. It's just I'm so freaked out I can't even sleep. 271 00:24:23,081 --> 00:24:25,625 Slow down, slow down. What's the problem? 272 00:24:25,959 --> 00:24:29,295 I mean, can't you see I'm... I'm not like the others? 273 00:24:29,587 --> 00:24:30,922 I know you're not like the others. 274 00:24:31,714 --> 00:24:33,091 You know you're not like the others. 275 00:24:34,050 --> 00:24:35,802 The others ain't nothing but a bunch of smart-ass, 276 00:24:35,927 --> 00:24:37,720 wise-cracking, posing wannabes. 277 00:24:38,638 --> 00:24:40,598 You are the real deal. 278 00:24:41,057 --> 00:24:42,767 Every existing element about you 279 00:24:43,351 --> 00:24:45,395 is what the internet audience really wants. 280 00:24:45,895 --> 00:24:47,438 I don't want to be famous. 281 00:24:47,981 --> 00:24:49,857 What do you mean you don't want to be famous? 282 00:24:50,275 --> 00:24:52,026 That's the American dream. 283 00:24:52,735 --> 00:24:54,070 I think I'm just scared. 284 00:24:54,445 --> 00:24:56,407 It's okay to be scared, you know. 285 00:24:57,491 --> 00:25:01,287 Being scared is good. Fear is good. Fear motivates. 286 00:25:01,745 --> 00:25:04,290 Fear gives you the feeling of being alive. 287 00:25:04,665 --> 00:25:07,209 - Fear makes me want to throw up. - Trust me, please. 288 00:25:07,376 --> 00:25:09,336 When it's all said and done, at the end of the day, 289 00:25:09,753 --> 00:25:11,672 you'd be surprised of how much you surprise yourself. 290 00:25:12,464 --> 00:25:16,385 - Look, I'm sorry to bother you. I just... - It's okay. Do me a favor. 291 00:25:16,677 --> 00:25:18,679 Sleep on it. We'll talk about it tomorrow. 292 00:25:19,096 --> 00:25:20,472 You can sweat it tonight, man. 293 00:25:20,723 --> 00:25:22,850 Now take your tail on out of here and go to bed. 294 00:25:25,311 --> 00:25:28,147 Ol' Freddie boy, damn, you good. 295 00:25:28,772 --> 00:25:31,025 Shit you come up with off the top of your head, boy. 296 00:25:31,859 --> 00:25:33,861 Why don't you just pat yourself on your back? 297 00:25:33,944 --> 00:25:37,281 - [INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TV] - Oh, Wat Chun Lee. Oh. 298 00:25:38,574 --> 00:25:41,660 - [CAR HORN BLARING] - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 299 00:25:41,827 --> 00:25:47,541 [DISCO MUSIC PLAYING] 300 00:25:48,792 --> 00:25:51,462 [JEN] Now, are you coming out soon, or are you planning on subletting? 301 00:25:53,339 --> 00:25:56,967 Mm, Sexy girl! [CHUCKLES] 302 00:25:57,676 --> 00:26:01,805 - Don't you think it's a bit too revealing? - I think it's perfectly revealing. 303 00:26:03,098 --> 00:26:03,974 [SCREAMS] 304 00:26:06,143 --> 00:26:07,311 [JEN] What? 305 00:26:07,770 --> 00:26:09,647 - Are you okay? - [JEN SCOFFS] 306 00:26:10,189 --> 00:26:11,649 Did you see the boogeyman or something? 307 00:26:12,608 --> 00:26:15,402 [DONNA] The boogeyman? How very Jungian. 308 00:26:15,986 --> 00:26:18,405 Dr. Mixter's class? I'm taking that course too. 309 00:26:18,947 --> 00:26:21,367 [SIGHS] I hope they have this in black. 310 00:26:22,284 --> 00:26:24,912 - Thrift stores. - Oh, how marvelous, darling. 311 00:26:25,496 --> 00:26:28,040 [SIGHS] There she is. 312 00:26:28,290 --> 00:26:30,471 - [KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING] - Oh, my God, you've been pussy-whipped. 313 00:26:30,668 --> 00:26:32,961 What's worse, you've been cyber-whipped. 314 00:26:33,170 --> 00:26:35,547 - [UPBEAT SONG PLAYING] - By the way, where's your costume? 315 00:26:36,882 --> 00:26:38,300 Oh, I can't go out tonight. 316 00:26:38,592 --> 00:26:40,094 I promised Sara I'd watch her first episode. 317 00:26:40,344 --> 00:26:41,595 She's really nervous about it. 318 00:26:42,304 --> 00:26:46,183 No. No, Mickey Stern's party is tonight and you know that. 319 00:26:47,059 --> 00:26:49,520 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, man. I guess I forgot. 320 00:26:50,104 --> 00:26:51,105 Forgot? 321 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,149 Do you have any idea what it means for two freshmen to get invited? 322 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,859 It's, like, never happened before. 323 00:26:56,068 --> 00:26:59,072 Your sister invited us so you wouldn't tell your mother about her tattoo. 324 00:26:59,531 --> 00:27:01,700 Okay, that's beside the point, Myles Barton. 325 00:27:01,991 --> 00:27:04,369 You can either sit here in your little dream fantasy world, 326 00:27:05,036 --> 00:27:07,330 or you can come with me to this party 327 00:27:07,997 --> 00:27:09,249 and learn to walk like a man. 328 00:27:09,916 --> 00:27:11,042 What's it gonna be? 329 00:27:14,421 --> 00:27:15,422 All right, let's go. 330 00:27:16,464 --> 00:27:18,466 {\an8}[JEN] Uh, chat room romance? 331 00:27:19,342 --> 00:27:20,510 He's just a friend. 332 00:27:20,969 --> 00:27:23,513 He's probably 50 and bald, with a bad toupee. 333 00:27:23,596 --> 00:27:24,514 Jen. 334 00:27:24,931 --> 00:27:27,892 He probably collects human skin. 335 00:27:29,269 --> 00:27:31,896 - Give me a break, Jen. - [FREDDIE] Okay, everybody listen up. 336 00:27:32,313 --> 00:27:36,025 Now, I'd like to start off by saying the home that you will be entering tonight 337 00:27:36,151 --> 00:27:37,652 has been rigged up with several cameras, 338 00:27:37,736 --> 00:27:42,157 but for the most part, the audience will see only what you see. 339 00:27:42,532 --> 00:27:43,908 See these cameras right here? 340 00:27:44,951 --> 00:27:46,578 I kinda like these cameras. 341 00:27:46,995 --> 00:27:49,414 They can pretty much be clipped on to anything. 342 00:27:50,457 --> 00:27:53,251 You know, a hat, shirt collar, your coat collar. 343 00:27:53,334 --> 00:27:55,003 [CROWD CHUCKLING] 344 00:27:55,628 --> 00:27:58,840 The viewers can pretty much control what they want to watch, 345 00:27:59,174 --> 00:28:00,800 switch around from camera to camera, 346 00:28:01,134 --> 00:28:03,928 depending on what seems to be the most intriguing to them. 347 00:28:04,012 --> 00:28:06,848 So if you guys want to be stars for the night, 348 00:28:07,265 --> 00:28:10,226 I suggest you do something that is very interesting 349 00:28:10,310 --> 00:28:12,353 so that it's worth the while of the viewers 350 00:28:12,437 --> 00:28:15,398 to wanna keep their cameras on you. 351 00:28:16,524 --> 00:28:18,151 Cameras are so phallic. 352 00:28:19,027 --> 00:28:20,236 Is that good or bad? 353 00:28:20,695 --> 00:28:22,030 Depends who's watching. 354 00:28:22,238 --> 00:28:25,116 ♪ Only talking on each other About everything you got ♪ 355 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,201 [MECHANICAL WHIRRING] 356 00:28:32,999 --> 00:28:34,334 [GENERATOR WHIRRING] 357 00:28:35,877 --> 00:28:36,878 ♪ Not sweating me ♪ 358 00:28:36,961 --> 00:28:39,506 ♪ 'Cause that's no good now ♪ 359 00:28:41,966 --> 00:28:45,887 Hey, Orson Welles, pick a placement and move on. 360 00:28:48,264 --> 00:28:51,851 Look, low angles, scary. 361 00:28:52,727 --> 00:28:54,813 High angles, scary. 362 00:28:55,688 --> 00:28:58,442 Medium angles, boring. 363 00:28:58,859 --> 00:29:01,487 I bet you learned that shooting all those weddings and bar mitzvahs. 364 00:29:02,196 --> 00:29:03,280 Hey, hey! 365 00:29:03,781 --> 00:29:06,617 I went to Long Beach State. Same as Spielberg 366 00:29:07,493 --> 00:29:09,286 [NORA] Look, Charley, we're on a schedule here, okay? 367 00:29:09,370 --> 00:29:11,622 Just tell Max to rig a camera in the sister's room, all right? 368 00:29:12,414 --> 00:29:14,250 Max is back at the hotel helping Freddie. 369 00:29:15,084 --> 00:29:16,210 Okay. 370 00:29:17,628 --> 00:29:19,255 ♪ Give it all I got ♪ 371 00:29:19,797 --> 00:29:21,674 ♪ This time ♪ 372 00:29:21,966 --> 00:29:25,845 ♪ Taking control Of whatever's meant to be ♪ 373 00:29:26,220 --> 00:29:30,099 ♪ I feel your rhythm and, ooh ♪ 374 00:29:30,432 --> 00:29:31,767 ♪ Time to lead you to love ♪ 375 00:29:33,727 --> 00:29:39,859 [MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY] 376 00:29:43,237 --> 00:29:45,155 ♪ It's all up to you ♪ 377 00:29:45,239 --> 00:29:46,866 ♪ So what you gonna do? ♪ 378 00:29:46,949 --> 00:29:49,326 ♪ It's all on you ♪ 379 00:29:51,412 --> 00:29:55,541 [MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY] 380 00:29:56,166 --> 00:29:57,960 [FLOORBOARD CREAKING] 381 00:29:58,252 --> 00:30:00,045 [SONG CONTINUES PLAYING] 382 00:30:02,172 --> 00:30:04,550 ♪ You know the right song ♪ 383 00:30:08,762 --> 00:30:10,890 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 384 00:30:18,689 --> 00:30:19,773 [GASPS] 385 00:30:26,780 --> 00:30:29,116 ♪ If you want it ♪ 386 00:30:39,001 --> 00:30:42,922 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah It's all on you ♪ 387 00:30:44,924 --> 00:30:46,133 Freddie. 388 00:30:46,842 --> 00:30:48,886 Oh, baby, calm down. It's all good. Just relax. 389 00:30:49,011 --> 00:30:50,471 I got it all under control. 390 00:30:52,389 --> 00:30:55,100 Oh, there was this Firebird parked right in front of the house. 391 00:30:55,392 --> 00:30:57,519 Like, just totally about to ruin the establishing shot, 392 00:30:57,937 --> 00:30:59,439 but I called a tow truck. 393 00:30:59,940 --> 00:31:01,191 Yep, it's on its way. 394 00:31:02,108 --> 00:31:03,985 - All righty. Bye. - [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 395 00:31:08,406 --> 00:31:11,534 Look at you, Charley. That's a nice angle, boy. 396 00:31:11,785 --> 00:31:15,163 [TRUCK ENGINE REVVING] 397 00:31:15,413 --> 00:31:18,166 - [REPORTER] Look, there he is now. - [FREDDIE] All right, here we go. 398 00:31:19,918 --> 00:31:22,126 [REPORTER] Mr. Harris! Can we ask you a few questions, Mr. Harris? 399 00:31:22,201 --> 00:31:23,546 - Yeah. - [REPORTER 2] Right over here. Mr. Harris! 400 00:31:23,672 --> 00:31:25,423 [BILL] I got one word for you, Freddie. 401 00:31:25,548 --> 00:31:26,800 - What's that? - Product placement. 402 00:31:26,925 --> 00:31:27,884 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 403 00:31:27,968 --> 00:31:29,302 [FREDDIE] Product placement, I like the sound of that. 404 00:31:29,427 --> 00:31:30,679 [BILL] Yeah, yeah, I mean, 405 00:31:30,762 --> 00:31:33,848 while we're going around the house discovering the secrets of Michael Myers, 406 00:31:33,974 --> 00:31:37,769 we could be drinking Pepsi or sporting a Gap, right? 407 00:31:37,852 --> 00:31:40,188 - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] - [FREDDIE] Nice sexy thinking. 408 00:31:41,022 --> 00:31:43,942 - Yeah, I kinda like that actually. - [MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY] 409 00:31:44,067 --> 00:31:45,610 - How's everyone doing this evening? - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 410 00:31:45,777 --> 00:31:47,570 We're gonna get it started like this, see? 411 00:31:47,737 --> 00:31:50,782 In the next ten minutes, we're going to enter a mystery 412 00:31:50,865 --> 00:31:52,867 wrapped up inside of a riddle inside of an enigma. 413 00:31:53,326 --> 00:31:56,037 Now, remember this. Everything you see, 414 00:31:56,413 --> 00:31:59,290 absolutely everything you see, is real. 415 00:31:59,541 --> 00:32:00,917 There's no actors. 416 00:32:01,001 --> 00:32:03,336 None of the components or contents in the house 417 00:32:03,420 --> 00:32:06,006 have been messed with, mixed up, diluted, or tampered with 418 00:32:06,131 --> 00:32:08,299 in any shape, form, or fashion whatsoever. 419 00:32:09,426 --> 00:32:12,220 Now, I'm not exactly sure what's gonna happen, 420 00:32:12,303 --> 00:32:15,598 but what I do know is that no one will be allowed to leave 421 00:32:15,682 --> 00:32:17,100 until the show is over. 422 00:32:17,308 --> 00:32:20,020 Our top-of-the-line, state of the art, camera surveillance system 423 00:32:20,437 --> 00:32:22,313 will be picking up anyone who tries to sneak out. 424 00:32:22,856 --> 00:32:25,191 [FINGERS SNAPPING] 425 00:32:27,152 --> 00:32:28,236 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 426 00:32:28,319 --> 00:32:32,657 Let the Dangertainment begin, out this motherfucker. 427 00:32:32,991 --> 00:32:35,618 Well, people, let's do it. 428 00:32:36,202 --> 00:32:37,495 [AIRHORN BLOWING] 429 00:32:38,079 --> 00:32:43,376 - [DOOR OPENS] - [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 430 00:32:57,807 --> 00:32:59,434 [SCREAMS, SHARP INHALE] 431 00:32:59,601 --> 00:33:00,644 Rudy! 432 00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:03,397 [CHUCKLING] 433 00:33:04,315 --> 00:33:07,276 [BILL] Way to go. This is gonna be fun. 434 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,794 It looks like nothing's been touched for years. 435 00:33:27,129 --> 00:33:30,257 [MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY] 436 00:33:30,883 --> 00:33:33,719 [JEN] I read that after the murders, the family just sealed it up, 437 00:33:33,969 --> 00:33:36,013 and left without taking anything with them. 438 00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:39,433 Well, it's not exactly a house you put on the market. 439 00:33:39,683 --> 00:33:44,146 Yeah, but I'll bet it has one of those big, nice, old kitchens, you know? 440 00:33:46,941 --> 00:33:49,151 - Hey, where are you going? - I'm gonna check it out. 441 00:33:49,568 --> 00:33:52,238 Uh... [EXHALES] What are we gonna do? 442 00:33:52,613 --> 00:33:54,365 We don't have to do anything. 443 00:33:54,657 --> 00:33:56,826 Technically, we just have to be in the house. 444 00:33:57,076 --> 00:33:59,036 Aren't we supposed to be looking for answers? 445 00:33:59,411 --> 00:34:02,248 All right, the devil made him do it. I'm done. 446 00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:07,670 We owe it to the people watching to at least take a look around. 447 00:34:09,004 --> 00:34:10,131 Oh, that's cute. 448 00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:12,633 You're already worried about your, uh, fan base? 449 00:34:13,342 --> 00:34:15,511 [SCOFFS, INHALES] 450 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:19,140 You are, like, this close to getting voted off the island. 451 00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:25,563 [RUDY] Hey, check this out. 452 00:34:27,439 --> 00:34:29,233 You want something tasty and delicious? 453 00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:34,405 - You ever tasted 40-year-old fennel? - Oh, don't. It's got to be rotten. 454 00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:37,867 - That's strange. - What? 455 00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:39,326 It smells fresh. 456 00:34:39,743 --> 00:34:41,245 - Yeah, it does. - Yeah. 457 00:34:45,332 --> 00:34:49,461 You know, Donna, you got great legs. What time do they open? 458 00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:52,548 That'd be one o'clock? 459 00:34:54,675 --> 00:34:55,885 [RUDY] Goddamn. 460 00:34:59,847 --> 00:35:00,848 Sara. 461 00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:07,272 You think this is the one that he used to, you know, do his thing? 462 00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:10,317 No. They'd keep that in an evidence locker somewhere. 463 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:11,735 [EXHALES] 464 00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:21,036 - [BILL] Boo! - [JEN SCREAMS] 465 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:22,120 [GASPS] 466 00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:24,873 - What, are you scared? - No. 467 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,250 [SARA] What's in here? 468 00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:30,754 [GASP] 469 00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:34,382 [RUDY] What is that? 470 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:45,185 Okay, so I admit that this place is a little creepy, okay? 471 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:48,146 No, no, no. You have no idea. 472 00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:51,566 - Look at this. - Wow, a chair. 473 00:35:52,609 --> 00:35:55,403 [SARA] My God, do you think they actually kept him in this? 474 00:35:58,198 --> 00:35:59,324 What is that? 475 00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:01,451 Looks like the medieval key to Sara's chastity belt. 476 00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:04,496 - Rudy! - Okay, yeah. 477 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:09,000 Maybe we should poke around a bit, see what else we can find. 478 00:36:09,209 --> 00:36:11,253 [SCOFFS] Aye, aye, Captain. 479 00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:15,257 Why are you touching me? 480 00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:18,093 Don't. 481 00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:21,763 Go poke. 482 00:36:33,733 --> 00:36:40,365 [MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY] 483 00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:47,330 [SCREAMS] 484 00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:52,419 - [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 485 00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:55,088 [MALE VOICE] Hey, what's going on? 486 00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:57,590 [FEMALE VOICE] Sexy. 487 00:36:59,676 --> 00:37:00,969 [FEMALE VOICE 2] Look at you! 488 00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:05,433 [FEMALE VOICE 3] Hey! 489 00:37:06,309 --> 00:37:07,768 Scott, what are we doing here? 490 00:37:07,977 --> 00:37:09,854 Hey, come on, man, be cool, all right? 491 00:37:10,521 --> 00:37:13,024 Relax. Have fun. Shit. 492 00:37:14,984 --> 00:37:18,154 Hey, Myles, do you think anyone will know we're supposed to be from Pulp Fiction? 493 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:24,327 [GLASSES CLINKING] 494 00:37:43,554 --> 00:37:44,722 [BOTH GRUNTS] 495 00:38:00,279 --> 00:38:01,405 [MONITOR BEEPS] 496 00:38:03,449 --> 00:38:08,037 - [KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING] - [MONITOR BEEPS, BUZZES] 497 00:38:08,412 --> 00:38:13,834 [WIND BLOWING] 498 00:38:14,835 --> 00:38:20,758 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 499 00:38:21,509 --> 00:38:23,010 [CHILDREN LAUGHING] 500 00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:25,388 [GIRL] Today you're scared of the boogeyman. 501 00:38:27,056 --> 00:38:28,641 He's gonna get you. 502 00:38:29,350 --> 00:38:32,019 He's coming behind you. Boogeyman! 503 00:38:36,357 --> 00:38:38,025 [CHILDREN LAUGHING] 504 00:38:42,696 --> 00:38:49,120 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 505 00:39:01,424 --> 00:39:07,264 - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] - [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 506 00:39:08,390 --> 00:39:14,855 - [MONITOR BEEPS] - [BUTTON CLICKING] 507 00:39:24,781 --> 00:39:26,575 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 508 00:39:26,867 --> 00:39:27,909 [JEN BREATHES HEAVILY] 509 00:39:28,743 --> 00:39:30,787 [SCREAMS] Shit! 510 00:39:31,496 --> 00:39:34,082 - [BILL] Careful, Jen. - [CLEARS THROAT] Hands off, bud. 511 00:39:55,145 --> 00:39:56,771 Bet this is Judith's room. 512 00:39:58,482 --> 00:40:00,150 You know, the older sister. 513 00:40:02,194 --> 00:40:04,488 The one he killed when he was six years old. 514 00:40:05,363 --> 00:40:08,200 [JEN] Hey. Keep the camera on the money here. 515 00:40:09,493 --> 00:40:11,953 You know, I think it happened when she was right there. 516 00:40:13,330 --> 00:40:14,581 Poor little Judith. 517 00:40:15,790 --> 00:40:16,958 Helpless. 518 00:40:18,168 --> 00:40:19,419 Brushing her hair. 519 00:40:21,588 --> 00:40:24,466 Young and naked. 520 00:40:27,052 --> 00:40:29,846 - Yeah, 'cause that's gonna happen, right? - Come on, Jen. 521 00:40:31,139 --> 00:40:34,351 One flash and you could light up a thousand computer screens. 522 00:40:35,393 --> 00:40:36,686 Launch your whole career. 523 00:40:44,903 --> 00:40:45,862 You think? 524 00:40:57,916 --> 00:41:03,672 [MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY] 525 00:41:14,350 --> 00:41:15,685 You crack me up. 526 00:41:22,191 --> 00:41:23,943 [BILL] It's a good wardrobe for you, Jen. 527 00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:30,533 [FLOORBOARD CREAKING] 528 00:41:33,244 --> 00:41:35,204 [STATIC] 529 00:41:35,288 --> 00:41:37,748 Wait. There was somebody else in the hall! 530 00:41:37,832 --> 00:41:39,500 - [MONITOR BUZZING] - [KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING] 531 00:41:41,085 --> 00:41:42,336 Come on. 532 00:41:43,629 --> 00:41:45,798 - [KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING] - [COMPUTER BEEPS] 533 00:41:46,757 --> 00:41:51,470 - [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] - [INDISTINCT CHATTER IN DISTANCE] 534 00:41:51,554 --> 00:41:52,847 [DOOR OPENS] 535 00:41:52,972 --> 00:41:55,683 - Come here, lover boy. - [MYLES] Woah, woah, woah! 536 00:41:55,850 --> 00:41:57,268 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 537 00:41:57,518 --> 00:41:59,312 What are you doing, you big perv? 538 00:42:00,521 --> 00:42:03,149 They're exploring the house of a mass murderer. Live. 539 00:42:03,941 --> 00:42:04,984 You wanna watch? 540 00:42:05,067 --> 00:42:06,444 - [MAN] No way. - Sure. 541 00:42:06,902 --> 00:42:08,112 [MAN] Oh, okay. 542 00:42:08,404 --> 00:42:11,157 - [DONNA] Impulse control disorder. - Huh? 543 00:42:12,408 --> 00:42:13,701 That's my theory. 544 00:42:14,994 --> 00:42:20,207 I think Michael Myers had fits of rage that he could not control. 545 00:42:21,459 --> 00:42:25,963 Kind of like a klepto or a nympho or a pyro. 546 00:42:29,508 --> 00:42:32,553 So, instead of stealing silverware, 547 00:42:32,970 --> 00:42:35,890 he slashes the necks of teenage girls, huh? 548 00:42:36,390 --> 00:42:37,433 [DONNA] Oh, come on. 549 00:42:38,726 --> 00:42:41,520 Haven't you ever had an impulse that you just could not control? 550 00:42:42,521 --> 00:42:45,650 - Continuously. - [DONNA] You mean continually. 551 00:42:46,192 --> 00:42:49,153 "Continuous" means continuing uninterrupted, 552 00:42:49,362 --> 00:42:52,198 while "continual" means reoccurring periodically. 553 00:42:52,615 --> 00:42:55,076 Donna, when are you gonna get out of your head 554 00:42:55,159 --> 00:42:56,577 and start thinking with your body? 555 00:42:57,203 --> 00:42:58,454 [SCOFFS] Please. 556 00:42:59,038 --> 00:43:02,041 Does that line ever actually work on the chicks in the music department? 557 00:43:02,416 --> 00:43:05,753 Art history too. Sometimes even poli-sci. 558 00:43:05,961 --> 00:43:08,090 Well, it doesn't cut it with critical studies. 559 00:43:09,049 --> 00:43:10,175 Bummer. 560 00:43:13,261 --> 00:43:17,683 Besides, screwing a music major would be tantamount to lesbianism. 561 00:43:19,518 --> 00:43:20,644 I could get into that. 562 00:43:28,151 --> 00:43:30,278 [RUDY] Sara, I'm telling you, it's in the food. 563 00:43:30,570 --> 00:43:33,323 Remember that guy who was on trial for murder in San Francisco? 564 00:43:33,657 --> 00:43:34,908 All he ate was Twinkies. 565 00:43:35,367 --> 00:43:38,161 [SARA] Rudy, do you ever think about anything other than food? 566 00:43:38,537 --> 00:43:40,580 [CHUCKLES] Wouldn't you like to know? 567 00:43:41,623 --> 00:43:44,084 - [JEN SCREAMING] - [SARA] Jen? 568 00:43:50,257 --> 00:43:51,216 Jen? 569 00:43:52,342 --> 00:43:53,260 [RUDY] What's going on? 570 00:43:53,343 --> 00:43:54,632 - [SARA] What happened? - [BILL] I don't know. 571 00:43:54,782 --> 00:43:56,596 I... I turned my back for a second and she was gone. 572 00:43:56,682 --> 00:43:59,141 Jen! Jen? 573 00:44:05,814 --> 00:44:06,815 [RUDY] Jen? 574 00:44:08,525 --> 00:44:09,401 Jen. 575 00:44:11,737 --> 00:44:12,863 [SARA] Jen? 576 00:44:19,703 --> 00:44:21,121 - Jen? - [FLOORBOARDS CREAKING] 577 00:44:24,249 --> 00:44:25,208 Jen? 578 00:44:25,333 --> 00:44:28,754 [BOTH SCREAMING] 579 00:44:28,837 --> 00:44:30,839 - [ALL GROAN] - Turn it down! 580 00:44:30,922 --> 00:44:32,632 - [FEEDBACK] - Gotcha! 581 00:44:33,467 --> 00:44:34,718 God, you bitch. 582 00:44:34,968 --> 00:44:36,011 Slut! 583 00:44:36,470 --> 00:44:39,014 You know what? That's not right, okay? 584 00:44:39,222 --> 00:44:41,600 - You're foul. - [SARA GROANS] So foul. 585 00:44:42,809 --> 00:44:46,688 [FREDDIE] Yeah, and this is to us, for successfully... 586 00:44:46,772 --> 00:44:47,981 let me give you a little more... 587 00:44:48,356 --> 00:44:52,986 putting together something collectively so ingenious as a team and a duo, 588 00:44:53,695 --> 00:44:57,783 that we should be able to secure a lot of food on the table for ourselves 589 00:44:57,908 --> 00:45:01,536 as long as everything goes as nicely as it's going right now. 590 00:45:02,037 --> 00:45:04,414 [FLOORBOARD CREAKING] 591 00:45:09,045 --> 00:45:10,755 I'm gonna get her back for that. 592 00:45:12,465 --> 00:45:13,591 Watch me. 593 00:45:13,841 --> 00:45:17,553 [SCREAMS] Oh, my God! 594 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:19,013 Cheers. 595 00:45:19,222 --> 00:45:23,059 [GRUNTING] 596 00:45:24,185 --> 00:45:27,605 [BILL] Oh, no! No! 597 00:45:27,939 --> 00:45:29,065 Mm-hm. 598 00:45:30,483 --> 00:45:31,442 Mm. 599 00:45:31,567 --> 00:45:34,153 Wait, what just happened? We just lost Bill's camera. 600 00:45:34,237 --> 00:45:35,738 Oh, shit. 601 00:45:36,447 --> 00:45:39,158 He must've just dropped it. Fuckin' idiot. 602 00:45:39,492 --> 00:45:42,036 - Find another view quickly, please. - Oh, Freddie, relax. 603 00:45:43,204 --> 00:45:44,997 I think this is going really well. 604 00:45:45,206 --> 00:45:46,457 - Really, baby? - Yes. 605 00:45:46,916 --> 00:45:48,042 We are doin' our thing. 606 00:45:48,334 --> 00:45:50,920 Okay. To Dangertainment. 607 00:45:52,463 --> 00:45:54,715 Salud. [CHUCKLES] 608 00:45:55,591 --> 00:45:59,428 And this must be the bed where he was conceived. 609 00:45:59,554 --> 00:46:00,930 Stop showing off, Jen. 610 00:46:06,227 --> 00:46:11,148 [CHUCKLES] 611 00:46:27,498 --> 00:46:30,918 [SCREAMS] 612 00:46:31,085 --> 00:46:32,086 [SARA] Rudy! 613 00:46:32,295 --> 00:46:35,047 - [JEN] Sara! Sara! - [SARA] Jen, help me! 614 00:46:35,214 --> 00:46:36,507 - [SARA] Jen! - [JEN] Sara, are you okay? 615 00:46:37,675 --> 00:46:38,801 [JEN] Rudy, help. 616 00:46:38,926 --> 00:46:41,596 - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] - [JEN] Sara! 617 00:46:41,679 --> 00:46:43,014 [GROANS] 618 00:46:43,598 --> 00:46:45,933 [COUGHS] 619 00:46:46,017 --> 00:46:47,602 - God. - [RUDY] What happened? 620 00:46:47,685 --> 00:46:48,769 What is that thing? 621 00:46:50,521 --> 00:46:56,027 - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] - [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 622 00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:58,988 Hey, is this that Michael Myers thing? 623 00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:02,575 - Yeah. - A'ight, cool. 624 00:47:05,036 --> 00:47:07,330 - [WOMAN] Yeah? - [WOMAN 2] Yeah, okay. 625 00:47:11,001 --> 00:47:16,757 [DONNA BREATHES HEAVILY] 626 00:47:17,633 --> 00:47:18,800 What is this? 627 00:47:25,182 --> 00:47:26,058 Oh! 628 00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:27,559 Sorry. 629 00:47:28,644 --> 00:47:29,603 Are you? 630 00:47:30,812 --> 00:47:33,273 - You're such a Lothario. - Um... 631 00:47:34,858 --> 00:47:37,110 I don't know what that means exactly, but... 632 00:47:37,319 --> 00:47:38,487 [DONNA] Just go with it. 633 00:47:40,739 --> 00:47:42,699 Hold on. I just thought of something. 634 00:47:45,911 --> 00:47:48,830 Hold on? You've got to be kidding me. 635 00:47:49,998 --> 00:47:52,084 What are you looking for, Playboys? 636 00:48:00,217 --> 00:48:01,635 [RUDY] This ain't right. 637 00:48:02,260 --> 00:48:07,015 Well, it's obvious that the boy was subject to emotional 638 00:48:07,140 --> 00:48:11,687 - and physical abuse. - No, I mean, all of this. It's not right. 639 00:48:12,688 --> 00:48:13,647 It's too easy. 640 00:48:14,481 --> 00:48:15,983 Why is all this stuff still here? 641 00:48:17,567 --> 00:48:18,860 Answer that, Nancy Drew. 642 00:48:19,945 --> 00:48:21,029 [SARA] Where's Bill? 643 00:48:23,073 --> 00:48:24,449 He's probably still mad at me. 644 00:48:25,575 --> 00:48:28,745 He's gonna jump out of somewhere and try and scare me. 645 00:48:30,038 --> 00:48:30,998 You watch. 646 00:48:34,292 --> 00:48:35,627 You watch. 647 00:48:59,151 --> 00:49:00,152 [GASPS] 648 00:49:01,153 --> 00:49:04,489 Jim? [BREATHES HEAVILY] 649 00:49:17,795 --> 00:49:21,883 You know, if I'm keeping you from something, just let me know. 650 00:49:22,300 --> 00:49:23,301 Look. 651 00:49:27,346 --> 00:49:29,515 [LOCK CLATTERS] 652 00:49:30,433 --> 00:49:31,476 Voilà. 653 00:49:32,185 --> 00:49:33,394 Clever boy. 654 00:49:44,197 --> 00:49:45,740 [MYLES] See, they're looking for clues. 655 00:49:46,032 --> 00:49:48,701 You know, something that might explain why Michael Myers went bad. 656 00:49:48,951 --> 00:49:50,369 - Oh. - [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 657 00:49:50,453 --> 00:49:52,747 - Jeez. - Hey, Scott. What's up? 658 00:49:52,830 --> 00:49:55,208 - [WOMAN] Yeah, nice costume. - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 659 00:50:25,071 --> 00:50:26,239 [JIM] Whoa. 660 00:50:29,742 --> 00:50:32,578 Hey, you think they kept him down here? 661 00:50:33,538 --> 00:50:35,915 Maybe. Look at this. 662 00:50:36,791 --> 00:50:37,834 [JIM] What? 663 00:50:38,876 --> 00:50:39,752 What is it? 664 00:50:41,087 --> 00:50:43,005 [DONNA] It's some sort of weird harness. 665 00:50:43,965 --> 00:50:48,052 This whole place looks like some sort of sadistic playpen. 666 00:50:52,140 --> 00:50:53,474 [CHUCKLES] 667 00:50:54,851 --> 00:50:56,477 And you know what that makes me think? 668 00:50:57,687 --> 00:51:01,440 - What? - There's definitely no cameras down here. 669 00:51:26,758 --> 00:51:29,720 [ALL LAUGHING, APPLAUDING] 670 00:51:30,220 --> 00:51:31,555 [SCOTT] I could be a camera. 671 00:51:32,139 --> 00:51:33,557 [CHUCKLES] 672 00:51:33,765 --> 00:51:35,767 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 673 00:51:38,187 --> 00:51:39,271 Say something smart. 674 00:51:41,273 --> 00:51:43,233 Existence precedes essence. 675 00:51:45,068 --> 00:51:46,278 Oh. 676 00:51:50,532 --> 00:51:54,119 - God, you are sexy. - [CHUCKLES] 677 00:51:54,453 --> 00:51:55,829 [BOTH GASPS] 678 00:52:01,835 --> 00:52:03,670 [DONNA CHUCKLES] 679 00:52:04,588 --> 00:52:07,633 - [RUMBLING] - [DONNA MOANS] 680 00:52:10,052 --> 00:52:13,680 [DONNA SCREAMING] 681 00:52:14,181 --> 00:52:16,308 - [JIM] Whoa! - [DONNA SCREAMS] 682 00:52:16,850 --> 00:52:18,227 Oh, shit! 683 00:52:18,393 --> 00:52:24,274 [DONNA SCREAMS] 684 00:52:24,524 --> 00:52:25,734 [BOTH LAUGH] 685 00:52:25,859 --> 00:52:29,988 - That worked perfectly! - Whoa! That is what I'm talking about. 686 00:52:30,113 --> 00:52:31,198 [RUSTLING] 687 00:52:31,365 --> 00:52:34,117 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! All his victims! - Oh! 688 00:52:34,284 --> 00:52:38,247 It's a mass grave! [SHRIEKS] Animal! 689 00:52:38,413 --> 00:52:40,290 [SOBS] 690 00:52:43,460 --> 00:52:45,462 Oh, God. 691 00:52:45,587 --> 00:52:47,965 [DONNA] All of his victims. Oh! 692 00:52:50,425 --> 00:52:52,261 [JIM] Shit. Look at this. 693 00:52:53,428 --> 00:52:55,472 - I don't fucking believe this. - What? 694 00:52:57,266 --> 00:52:58,725 "Made in fucking Taiwan." 695 00:52:59,977 --> 00:53:04,690 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 696 00:53:35,388 --> 00:53:40,810 [MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY] 697 00:54:07,712 --> 00:54:09,380 [FREDDIE] Oh, shit, man! 698 00:54:10,048 --> 00:54:11,758 Charley, where the fuck you been at, man? 699 00:54:11,841 --> 00:54:14,427 Don't you know we've been looking all over this motherfucker for you? 700 00:54:14,677 --> 00:54:16,679 And why the hell are you dressed like me anyway? 701 00:54:16,929 --> 00:54:20,767 I ain't paying you to be Michael Myers. I'm playing Michael Myers! 702 00:54:20,850 --> 00:54:24,437 If them kids come around and see us dressed up in the same shit, 703 00:54:24,604 --> 00:54:26,356 you're gonna ruin the whole effect! 704 00:54:26,731 --> 00:54:29,150 Goddamn it! What the hell is wrong with you? 705 00:54:30,276 --> 00:54:33,279 I said, what you looking at me like that for? Huh? 706 00:54:33,738 --> 00:54:35,365 You don't get it? You don't get it? 707 00:54:35,907 --> 00:54:37,742 Your shit ain't working up there or something? 708 00:54:38,451 --> 00:54:41,454 You need to take your ass in the back of the garage with Nora. 709 00:54:41,621 --> 00:54:42,747 That's your job. 710 00:54:42,872 --> 00:54:45,375 Go back there with Nora, and help her ass out. 711 00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:46,872 - Go do your job. - [MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY] 712 00:54:47,001 --> 00:54:50,088 [FREDDIE] I left the back door unlocked for your ass 713 00:54:50,213 --> 00:54:53,049 to go out the back into the garage. 714 00:54:53,424 --> 00:54:56,469 That's what I did. You need to get the hell out of here. 715 00:54:57,136 --> 00:55:00,973 Go on, scoot! Skedaddle! Get the fuck out of dodge! 716 00:55:09,148 --> 00:55:11,818 Goddamn. What the hell's somebody gotta do 717 00:55:11,901 --> 00:55:14,028 to get a little decent help up in this motherfucker? 718 00:55:14,530 --> 00:55:15,906 Goddamn it. Come on. 719 00:55:16,490 --> 00:55:17,825 Let's go find Freddie. 720 00:55:22,538 --> 00:55:23,914 This is bullshit. 721 00:55:34,675 --> 00:55:37,469 [RUMBLING] 722 00:55:41,515 --> 00:55:42,558 [DONNA] Hey, Jim? 723 00:55:46,979 --> 00:55:48,147 You gotta see this. 724 00:56:16,341 --> 00:56:22,055 Oh. [BREATHES HEAVILY] 725 00:56:34,193 --> 00:56:35,611 [SCREAMS] 726 00:56:36,737 --> 00:56:37,863 Gross. 727 00:56:42,534 --> 00:56:44,536 - [DONNA] Hey, Freddie. - [FLIES BUZZING] 728 00:56:44,703 --> 00:56:46,163 Is this all part of the setup? 729 00:57:03,388 --> 00:57:08,769 "Laurie Strode, sister of Michael Myers, survives Halloween night massacre." 730 00:57:11,647 --> 00:57:14,650 [EXHALES, GASPS] 731 00:57:20,823 --> 00:57:22,700 [CHUCKLES] Nice prop. 732 00:57:24,369 --> 00:57:27,747 - [SQUEALS] - [SCREAMS] 733 00:57:27,914 --> 00:57:30,124 - Oh, my God! - [INDISTINCT GRUNT IN DISTANCE] 734 00:57:30,208 --> 00:57:32,627 [DONNA] Oh, oh, oh, my God! 735 00:57:33,962 --> 00:57:36,214 Okay. Is anybody else seeing this? 736 00:57:37,131 --> 00:57:39,676 - [CHUCKLES] - [RAT SQUEALING] 737 00:57:39,884 --> 00:57:41,052 [DONNA] Jim? 738 00:57:45,974 --> 00:57:47,058 [SCREAMS] 739 00:57:47,183 --> 00:57:48,560 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] - [CROWD LAUGHS] 740 00:57:50,186 --> 00:57:51,688 [DONNA BREATHES HEAVILY] 741 00:57:52,855 --> 00:57:54,983 [SCREAMS] Oh, my God! No! 742 00:57:55,984 --> 00:57:58,403 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 743 00:57:59,904 --> 00:58:00,947 [SCREAMS] 744 00:58:01,864 --> 00:58:06,411 Help! Somebody! Someone help! Oh, my God! 745 00:58:07,453 --> 00:58:09,247 This isn't funny anymore! 746 00:58:12,709 --> 00:58:15,128 Help me! Somebody help! 747 00:58:15,753 --> 00:58:17,005 This is not funny! 748 00:58:18,631 --> 00:58:21,009 [DONNA GRUNTS, PANTS] 749 00:58:22,260 --> 00:58:24,721 Oh, my God! Stay away from me! 750 00:58:27,807 --> 00:58:30,768 [DONNA SCREAMS, GROANS] 751 00:58:32,020 --> 00:58:33,438 [SCREAMS] 752 00:58:34,314 --> 00:58:37,066 [PANTS] 753 00:58:37,692 --> 00:58:39,569 [SCREAMS] 754 00:59:05,219 --> 00:59:08,723 - Oh. [BLOWS RASPBERRY] That was so fake. - No, no, wait. Wait, you guys. That... 755 00:59:09,766 --> 00:59:11,768 that really just happened. She was just killed. 756 00:59:12,477 --> 00:59:14,687 [ALL LAUGHING] 757 00:59:14,771 --> 00:59:17,572 - Man, you're gullible. - [WOMAN] Get out of here. 758 00:59:17,650 --> 00:59:19,151 - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] - [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 759 00:59:19,234 --> 00:59:22,655 - [BUTTON CLICKS] - [BUBBLING] 760 00:59:27,034 --> 00:59:28,786 It's a good thing there's no cameras in here. 761 00:59:31,580 --> 00:59:33,082 We're wearing cameras. 762 00:59:33,248 --> 00:59:37,920 [BOTH LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY] 763 00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:05,781 [EERIE MUSIC PLAYING] 764 01:00:09,910 --> 01:00:13,163 [SCREAMS] Michael's here! 765 01:00:13,664 --> 01:00:17,042 I saw him! He's in the house! He's here! 766 01:00:17,376 --> 01:00:19,962 - [RUDY COUGHING] Yo, yo... - [SARA] Oh, my God. 767 01:00:20,045 --> 01:00:22,297 ...girl. What's going on? What you talking about here? 768 01:00:22,381 --> 01:00:25,509 Don't do this. You're bringing me down on this beautiful evening. 769 01:00:26,218 --> 01:00:28,053 There's nobody here. You're just bugging out again. 770 01:00:28,303 --> 01:00:30,347 - [SARA] It's not funny, okay? - [RUDY CHUCKLES] Stop it, okay? 771 01:00:30,431 --> 01:00:33,350 - He's down in that room right there. - There is one, two, three, four, 772 01:00:33,434 --> 01:00:35,978 five, six people in the house. 773 01:00:36,145 --> 01:00:38,147 There's no Michael Myers here. There's nobody. 774 01:00:38,981 --> 01:00:40,858 [SARA] Listen, I saw him right over there. 775 01:00:41,066 --> 01:00:43,318 He's in here? Who? Michael Myers. 776 01:00:43,444 --> 01:00:46,363 Where's Michael Myers? Michael Myers! I don't see nothing. 777 01:00:46,447 --> 01:00:49,032 - [SARA] He was in here. - [RUDY] You're bringing me down, okay? 778 01:00:49,158 --> 01:00:52,202 Rudy, I saw... [SCREAMS] 779 01:00:52,286 --> 01:00:55,205 - Rudy! - [FREDDIE GRUNTS] 780 01:00:55,956 --> 01:00:56,957 Fucker! 781 01:00:57,124 --> 01:01:00,169 [FREDDIE] Whoa! Turn off the cameras! Turn off the cameras! 782 01:01:00,544 --> 01:01:02,463 - [MAN] Come on. Get it back online. - What's wrong? 783 01:01:02,796 --> 01:01:04,965 - Cut to a different camera angle. - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 784 01:01:05,466 --> 01:01:07,801 It's me. It's me. Freddie. 785 01:01:08,510 --> 01:01:09,803 - Freddie. - [FREDDIE] Yeah. 786 01:01:09,887 --> 01:01:11,013 What the fuck are you doing? 787 01:01:11,096 --> 01:01:15,017 Damn, man, you hit me like I murdered your fuckin' mother or something. 788 01:01:15,684 --> 01:01:16,977 Relax, man. 789 01:01:17,186 --> 01:01:19,230 I'm only tryin' to give America a good show. 790 01:01:19,481 --> 01:01:22,025 Okay, so none of this shit is real, right? 791 01:01:22,484 --> 01:01:25,904 Like, the furniture, the photos, all the fucked-up toys? 792 01:01:26,154 --> 01:01:27,363 It's all fake. We've been set up. 793 01:01:27,947 --> 01:01:29,866 You knew you didn't have a show anyone would watch, 794 01:01:30,074 --> 01:01:32,494 so you set us all up at our fucking expense, huh? 795 01:01:32,619 --> 01:01:34,537 What expense are you talking about? 796 01:01:34,954 --> 01:01:37,248 You ain't contributed a dime to setting up none of this shit. 797 01:01:37,707 --> 01:01:41,419 Besides, don't nobody wanna see any of you running around no empty house, 798 01:01:41,795 --> 01:01:44,088 possibly coming up with nothing any-damn-way. 799 01:01:44,589 --> 01:01:46,674 America don't like reality, first of all. 800 01:01:46,883 --> 01:01:49,719 Second of all, they think that shit is boring. You know what I mean? 801 01:01:49,886 --> 01:01:53,181 They want a little razzle-dazzle, a little pizazz, 802 01:01:53,264 --> 01:01:55,308 a little thrill in their life, you know what I mean? 803 01:01:55,433 --> 01:01:58,228 And us being the ones that give it to 'em, I don't see nothing wrong with that. 804 01:01:59,354 --> 01:02:00,855 I so did not sign up for this. 805 01:02:01,481 --> 01:02:03,191 Y'all need to do me a favor, all right? 806 01:02:03,858 --> 01:02:06,736 Just go along with this shit. Don't blow it. Not now. 807 01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:11,074 You really have no idea of how nicely I worked things out, 808 01:02:11,407 --> 01:02:12,826 so that we all can receive 809 01:02:12,909 --> 01:02:16,329 somewhat of a robust back end when this shit is all over. 810 01:02:16,663 --> 01:02:18,456 Now, I don't know what you wanna do about your share, 811 01:02:18,665 --> 01:02:20,166 but please don't fuck it up for me. 812 01:02:20,500 --> 01:02:22,252 I want my money, a'ight? 813 01:02:23,002 --> 01:02:25,046 Now, if you don't mind, 814 01:02:25,338 --> 01:02:27,757 I'd like to go scare the shit out of some more of these motherfuckers, 815 01:02:28,049 --> 01:02:30,718 So, I'm gonna get it cracking. 816 01:02:31,261 --> 01:02:32,804 Y'all do what the fuck y'all gotta do. 817 01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:36,099 See y'all. [CHUCKLING] 818 01:02:36,891 --> 01:02:38,643 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 819 01:02:39,143 --> 01:02:40,854 - Turn up the sound. - Where'd everybody go? 820 01:02:43,106 --> 01:02:48,361 [COUGHS] 821 01:02:51,281 --> 01:02:53,741 - [DOOR CLOSES] - [SNIFFS] 822 01:02:55,493 --> 01:02:57,161 [INHALES, SNIFFS] 823 01:03:02,750 --> 01:03:03,835 Huh. 824 01:03:06,087 --> 01:03:07,714 There you are, Bill. 825 01:03:07,922 --> 01:03:09,757 [RUDY] All right, so, what do you guys wanna do? 826 01:03:09,924 --> 01:03:11,885 I don't know. I mean, I could use the money. 827 01:03:13,678 --> 01:03:16,347 No. No, fuck that. I'm out. 828 01:03:16,598 --> 01:03:17,849 Me too. I quit. 829 01:03:21,061 --> 01:03:22,897 [ATTIC HATCH CREAKING] 830 01:03:23,063 --> 01:03:25,816 Boo! [SCREAMS] 831 01:03:26,108 --> 01:03:28,611 [SCREAMS] 832 01:03:28,777 --> 01:03:30,571 She must be going for the first Internet Emmy. 833 01:03:30,696 --> 01:03:32,114 [JEN SCREAMING] 834 01:03:32,281 --> 01:03:33,574 [SHUDDERS] 835 01:03:33,699 --> 01:03:36,035 You can't scare us, Jen. You're gonna have to do better than that. 836 01:03:36,243 --> 01:03:39,163 [SOBS] 837 01:03:43,459 --> 01:03:44,627 You too, Freddie. 838 01:03:44,793 --> 01:03:45,836 [DRAWS KNIFE] 839 01:03:46,086 --> 01:03:49,965 [SOBS] No. [SCREAMS] 840 01:03:50,049 --> 01:03:51,091 [KNIFE SLASHES] 841 01:04:02,019 --> 01:04:02,895 [CROWD GROANING] 842 01:04:03,103 --> 01:04:04,647 - How'd they do that? - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 843 01:04:04,772 --> 01:04:07,024 - [MAN] It's all digital effects. - [MYLES] No, it isn't! 844 01:04:07,358 --> 01:04:10,194 - [DIALS PHONE] - Hello, 9-1-1? 845 01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:17,910 [SARA] Oh, my God. [PANTS] 846 01:04:19,662 --> 01:04:21,622 - [SARA] It's locked! - [RUDY] Fuck! 847 01:04:22,581 --> 01:04:24,291 Go! Go! Go there! Go there! Go! 848 01:04:24,416 --> 01:04:27,711 [SARA PANTING] 849 01:04:28,754 --> 01:04:30,089 [SARA GRUNTS] 850 01:04:30,631 --> 01:04:31,507 [JIM GRUNTING] 851 01:04:35,970 --> 01:04:37,262 - [WOOD THUDDING] - [RUDY GRUNTING] 852 01:04:40,140 --> 01:04:42,309 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 853 01:04:43,894 --> 01:04:46,647 Jim, run! Run! 854 01:04:46,981 --> 01:04:51,276 - [SKULL CREAKING] - Oh. [GROANS] 855 01:04:55,531 --> 01:04:58,158 [GROANS] 856 01:05:00,494 --> 01:05:01,412 [SKULL CRACKS] 857 01:05:02,371 --> 01:05:03,580 - [BODY THUDS] - [SARA SCREAMS] 858 01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:16,677 [PANTS FRANTICALLY] 859 01:05:16,844 --> 01:05:18,178 - [WOOD BREAKS] - [SCREAMS] 860 01:05:20,222 --> 01:05:22,976 - [SOBS, SCREAMS] - Hey, Michael! 861 01:05:23,893 --> 01:05:26,855 Yeah, I'm talking to you. You want a piece of me? 862 01:05:32,610 --> 01:05:38,825 [SARA PANTING] 863 01:05:40,076 --> 01:05:43,663 [GRUNTS] 864 01:05:45,665 --> 01:05:48,001 You should try a little less protein in your diet, you know. 865 01:05:48,293 --> 01:05:51,004 Control some of that aggression, huh? [GRUNTS] 866 01:05:53,465 --> 01:05:54,591 [GRUNTS] 867 01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:01,681 [GRUNTS] 868 01:06:09,147 --> 01:06:10,231 Want some of this, huh? 869 01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:12,192 [CROWD CHEERING] 870 01:06:12,358 --> 01:06:16,029 Look, I know what 911 is for, all right? This is an emergency. It's not a hoax. 871 01:06:19,199 --> 01:06:21,409 Motherfucker, come on. You trying to fucking kill me? 872 01:06:21,785 --> 01:06:24,162 Come on, man, come on. You like sushi, motherfucker, huh? 873 01:06:24,829 --> 01:06:26,414 You trying to kill me? 874 01:06:28,124 --> 01:06:29,292 Oh, shit. 875 01:06:33,254 --> 01:06:34,506 [GRUNTS] 876 01:06:36,424 --> 01:06:42,639 [MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY] 877 01:06:44,182 --> 01:06:46,226 [WHEEZES] 878 01:06:47,268 --> 01:06:48,353 [GRUNTS] 879 01:06:48,853 --> 01:06:52,482 - [ALL CHEERING] - [GROANS] 880 01:06:52,649 --> 01:06:57,987 [MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY] 881 01:07:25,307 --> 01:07:26,433 [SARA] Somebody... 882 01:07:27,226 --> 01:07:29,103 Somebody out there, please help us. 883 01:07:30,187 --> 01:07:31,689 Somebody, please help us. 884 01:07:31,814 --> 01:07:34,483 She really is a very talented actress. 885 01:07:34,567 --> 01:07:37,862 - [KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING] - [SOBS] 886 01:07:44,702 --> 01:07:47,621 [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 887 01:07:47,746 --> 01:07:48,622 Deckard. 888 01:07:48,747 --> 01:07:50,166 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 889 01:07:50,291 --> 01:07:52,585 Deckard, if you're there, please let me know. 890 01:07:52,710 --> 01:07:54,962 - [KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING] - Who's Deckard? 891 01:07:55,296 --> 01:07:57,131 - Myles is Deckard. - [WOMAN] What do you mean, he's... 892 01:07:57,506 --> 01:07:58,549 [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 893 01:07:58,632 --> 01:08:01,886 [SARA PANTING] 894 01:08:03,429 --> 01:08:07,892 - Deckard, he's... he's killing all of us. - [KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING] 895 01:08:08,100 --> 01:08:09,768 - He's killing us. - [MAN] Look, there he is! 896 01:08:09,894 --> 01:08:11,893 [WOMAN] Oh, my God! Zoom in! Zoom in! 897 01:08:12,021 --> 01:08:14,315 - [MAN 2] Go to the other camera. - Tell her he's coming up the stairs. 898 01:08:14,398 --> 01:08:16,859 [WOMAN 2] This isn't funny anymore, guys. Do something! 899 01:08:16,984 --> 01:08:18,723 - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] - [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 900 01:08:19,278 --> 01:08:21,947 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 901 01:08:37,046 --> 01:08:38,255 [SCREAMS] 902 01:08:40,132 --> 01:08:43,177 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 903 01:08:43,344 --> 01:08:45,012 [MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY] 904 01:08:45,387 --> 01:08:47,514 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 905 01:08:47,890 --> 01:08:48,974 [WOMAN] Get her out! 906 01:08:52,144 --> 01:08:57,900 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 907 01:09:21,465 --> 01:09:22,591 [SARA] Oh, my God. 908 01:09:23,468 --> 01:09:25,595 - [ALL] No! - [WOMAN] It's too high! 909 01:09:26,554 --> 01:09:27,806 [ALL GASP] 910 01:09:33,061 --> 01:09:36,690 [MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY] 911 01:09:38,358 --> 01:09:40,777 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 912 01:09:41,903 --> 01:09:43,154 [ALL GASPING] 913 01:09:43,947 --> 01:09:46,741 [GRUNTS, PANTS] 914 01:09:47,450 --> 01:09:48,660 [SCREAMS] 915 01:09:56,001 --> 01:09:58,461 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 916 01:10:00,338 --> 01:10:02,257 - Look, I can't see you! - [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 917 01:10:13,935 --> 01:10:18,606 Deckard, where is he? [SHUDDERING] 918 01:10:33,955 --> 01:10:35,081 [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 919 01:10:40,128 --> 01:10:41,963 - Tell her to go! - Now's her chance. 920 01:10:42,047 --> 01:10:43,214 - Come on, go! - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 921 01:10:43,340 --> 01:10:44,341 [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 922 01:11:28,928 --> 01:11:31,806 My God. Everybody's dead. 923 01:11:32,765 --> 01:11:33,766 Where is he? 924 01:11:35,351 --> 01:11:36,602 I don't know. 925 01:11:37,228 --> 01:11:40,189 We got to get the fuck out of here now. 926 01:11:41,232 --> 01:11:42,441 Come on. Let's go. 927 01:11:57,623 --> 01:12:00,292 [FREDDIE SCREAMS] 928 01:12:01,460 --> 01:12:03,754 [PANTS] Oh, shit! 929 01:12:04,713 --> 01:12:06,882 [SCREAMS] 930 01:12:07,550 --> 01:12:12,096 [MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY] 931 01:12:20,771 --> 01:12:22,815 So, you want to be on Dangertainment? 932 01:12:24,775 --> 01:12:26,193 Let's see what you got. 933 01:12:27,069 --> 01:12:28,988 [EXCLAIMS] 934 01:12:35,995 --> 01:12:39,248 [EXCLAIMS, GRUNTS] 935 01:12:39,623 --> 01:12:43,169 - [FREDDIE GROANS] - [SARA GRUNTS] 936 01:12:49,508 --> 01:12:50,468 [SARA SCREAMS] 937 01:12:53,012 --> 01:12:55,931 [FREDDIE] Yo, Mike, come see me. Michael, come and see me! 938 01:12:57,016 --> 01:12:58,017 Look at me! 939 01:12:58,684 --> 01:13:02,438 [EXCLAIMS] 940 01:13:02,605 --> 01:13:04,982 You wanna fuck with me, huh? 941 01:13:05,816 --> 01:13:09,653 You motherfucker. [EXCLAIMS] 942 01:13:15,326 --> 01:13:18,496 [DOG BARKING IN THE DISTANCE] 943 01:13:42,312 --> 01:13:44,481 Let's get out of here. Come on. 944 01:13:45,774 --> 01:13:46,816 You all right? 945 01:13:47,984 --> 01:13:49,069 I saw his room. 946 01:13:50,862 --> 01:13:54,616 He's been living underneath this fuckin' house for who knows how long. 947 01:13:54,866 --> 01:13:56,493 Probably the last 20 years. 948 01:13:57,035 --> 01:13:57,994 Come on. 949 01:14:00,372 --> 01:14:01,540 [PANTS] 950 01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:04,084 I swear on my soul... 951 01:14:05,502 --> 01:14:06,920 I had no idea. 952 01:14:08,046 --> 01:14:09,381 - I swear. - [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 953 01:14:15,512 --> 01:14:17,138 Oh, shit. 954 01:14:18,765 --> 01:14:19,933 Come on. Let's go. 955 01:14:24,312 --> 01:14:27,357 - [SARA] Oh, my God. He cut the cable. - [FREDDIE] Where the fuck is he? 956 01:14:30,819 --> 01:14:31,945 This is bad. 957 01:14:32,362 --> 01:14:36,992 - This is so bad. - Deckard, where is he? 958 01:14:38,493 --> 01:14:39,578 [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 959 01:14:47,794 --> 01:14:50,589 - [SARA] No! - Run! [GROANS] 960 01:14:53,633 --> 01:14:57,637 [PANTS] 961 01:15:04,060 --> 01:15:05,520 [SARA SCREAMS] 962 01:15:10,358 --> 01:15:11,484 No. 963 01:15:27,167 --> 01:15:28,461 [GRUNTS] 964 01:15:28,961 --> 01:15:32,590 [MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY] 965 01:15:36,010 --> 01:15:39,430 [PANTS] 966 01:16:01,911 --> 01:16:03,579 Oh, no. 967 01:16:04,789 --> 01:16:08,084 [SARA PANTING] 968 01:16:10,419 --> 01:16:16,425 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 969 01:16:23,099 --> 01:16:27,436 [SARA GROANS] 970 01:16:29,397 --> 01:16:30,648 [SCREAMS] 971 01:16:32,441 --> 01:16:33,401 [GRUNTS] 972 01:16:38,906 --> 01:16:39,865 [GRUNTS] 973 01:16:44,829 --> 01:16:46,372 [GROANING] 974 01:16:46,914 --> 01:16:52,378 [PANTING] 975 01:16:56,298 --> 01:16:59,385 [SCREAMS] 976 01:17:08,811 --> 01:17:09,979 [GASPS] 977 01:18:03,742 --> 01:18:06,661 [CHAINSAW BUZZING] 978 01:18:06,787 --> 01:18:08,371 You bastard! 979 01:18:09,164 --> 01:18:10,540 This is for Jen! 980 01:18:12,250 --> 01:18:13,627 This is for Rudy! 981 01:18:17,380 --> 01:18:18,632 For all of them! 982 01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:31,978 - [MICHAEL BREATHES HEAVILY] - Oh, shit. 983 01:18:32,395 --> 01:18:36,733 - [CHAINSAW MOTOR STUTTERS] - [GRUNTS] 984 01:18:37,859 --> 01:18:39,236 [GRUNTS] 985 01:18:44,032 --> 01:18:46,993 [GROANS] 986 01:19:11,059 --> 01:19:13,311 [GROANS] 987 01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:32,164 [PANTS, GROANS] 988 01:19:47,597 --> 01:19:50,725 [FREDDIE GROANS] 989 01:19:53,561 --> 01:19:56,397 Trick or treat, motherfucker. 990 01:20:00,109 --> 01:20:01,819 [SCREAMS] 991 01:20:07,575 --> 01:20:11,245 [FREDDIE GRUNTS] 992 01:20:13,456 --> 01:20:14,540 No! 993 01:20:15,499 --> 01:20:17,793 No! [GROANS] 994 01:20:36,604 --> 01:20:38,356 [SCREAMS] 995 01:20:52,662 --> 01:20:54,372 [FREDDIE] Burn, motherfucker! 996 01:20:55,164 --> 01:20:56,207 Burn! 997 01:20:58,209 --> 01:21:00,044 Sara. Sara! 998 01:21:00,670 --> 01:21:03,673 [GRUNTS] Come on, come on! 999 01:21:04,256 --> 01:21:05,257 [SARA GROANS] 1000 01:21:05,466 --> 01:21:08,678 Hey, Mikey! Happy fuckin' Halloween! 1001 01:21:17,311 --> 01:21:23,651 - [SIREN BLARING] - [INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER RADIO] 1002 01:21:25,528 --> 01:21:29,365 [HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING] 1003 01:21:43,005 --> 01:21:44,089 [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 1004 01:21:54,307 --> 01:21:55,434 [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 1005 01:21:58,854 --> 01:22:01,565 - [REPORTER 1] Sara? Sara Moyer? - [REPORTER 2] Sara, do have a minute? 1006 01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:03,316 - [REPORTER 2] Sara? - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1007 01:22:03,442 --> 01:22:04,860 [REPORTER 1] Sara, can we get a statement? 1008 01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:06,280 [REPORTER 3] Okay, we can go live now. 1009 01:22:06,355 --> 01:22:08,305 [REPORTER 4] ...Your encounter with Michael Myers? Over here. 1010 01:22:08,405 --> 01:22:10,157 - [REPORTER 5] You got it. - Thank you, Deckard. 1011 01:22:10,449 --> 01:22:14,703 - You saved my life. - [CROWD CHEERS] 1012 01:22:14,870 --> 01:22:20,167 [CROWD CHEERS] 1013 01:22:20,417 --> 01:22:22,169 [REPORTER 1] What's it feel like to be a hero, Sara? 1014 01:22:22,294 --> 01:22:24,004 Excuse me, how does it feel now that it's all over? 1015 01:22:24,212 --> 01:22:26,006 What makes you so sure it's over? 1016 01:22:26,423 --> 01:22:28,967 - Excuse me. No more cameras! - [MAN] Ow! Hey, man, watch the camera! 1017 01:22:30,010 --> 01:22:31,595 Dangertainment is off the air. 1018 01:22:32,637 --> 01:22:34,097 Why don't y'all show some respect? 1019 01:22:34,264 --> 01:22:35,891 Mr. Harris, would you like to make a statement? 1020 01:22:36,058 --> 01:22:37,893 What can you tell us about Michael Myers? 1021 01:22:38,268 --> 01:22:40,395 Michael Myers is not a sound bite, 1022 01:22:40,896 --> 01:22:44,858 a spin-off, a tie-in, some kind of celebrity scandal. 1023 01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:50,030 Michael Myers is a killer shark in baggy-ass overalls 1024 01:22:50,614 --> 01:22:53,450 that gets his kicks off of killing everything and everyone 1025 01:22:53,575 --> 01:22:54,743 that he comes across. 1026 01:22:55,744 --> 01:22:56,703 That's all. 1027 01:22:57,370 --> 01:22:59,289 We're done dancing for these cameras. 1028 01:22:59,664 --> 01:23:02,834 - Let's get out of here, Sara. - But how are you feeling right now? 1029 01:23:03,877 --> 01:23:05,712 - [CHUCKLES] - [REPORTER 2] Can you give us a statement? 1030 01:23:05,796 --> 01:23:06,922 How am I feeling now? 1031 01:23:07,339 --> 01:23:09,007 You wanna know how I'm feeling right now? 1032 01:23:10,092 --> 01:23:11,343 - Feel this! - [MAN GROANING] 1033 01:23:11,510 --> 01:23:12,427 [STATIC] 1034 01:23:12,594 --> 01:23:13,553 [MAN] The camera! 1035 01:23:13,804 --> 01:23:18,225 - [HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING IN DISTANCE] - [SIREN BLARING] 1036 01:23:18,350 --> 01:23:20,060 [INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER] 1037 01:23:23,814 --> 01:23:24,940 [SARA] That's him, isn't it? 1038 01:23:25,774 --> 01:23:26,983 I wanna see his face. 1039 01:23:27,651 --> 01:23:30,779 I wanna warn you, ma'am, it's not a pretty sight. 1040 01:23:34,659 --> 01:23:36,285 [SIGHS] All right. 1041 01:23:46,796 --> 01:23:48,506 [FIREMAN] Come on, back it off. Let's go. 1042 01:23:48,589 --> 01:23:51,551 Wow. You're looking a little crispy over there, Mikey. 1043 01:23:52,009 --> 01:23:54,387 Like some chicken-fried motherfucker. 1044 01:23:55,012 --> 01:23:58,474 Well, may he never, ever rest in peace. 1045 01:24:00,935 --> 01:24:06,732 [EERIE MUSIC PLAYING] 1046 01:24:09,569 --> 01:24:12,989 - Hey, how's it going? - You've gotta be kidding me. 1047 01:24:13,656 --> 01:24:14,824 Another one? 1048 01:24:15,199 --> 01:24:17,577 It's your lucky night. You got a celebrity. 1049 01:24:17,869 --> 01:24:20,163 [DOCTOR] Oh, let me get my autograph book. 1050 01:24:21,205 --> 01:24:22,290 I'm not kidding. 1051 01:24:23,040 --> 01:24:24,709 - It's Michael Myers. - [DOCTOR] What? 1052 01:24:29,005 --> 01:24:30,840 Get me a copy of that autograph. 1053 01:24:31,340 --> 01:24:32,842 - [DOCTOR] Yeah, sure. - [CHUCKLES] 1054 01:24:32,967 --> 01:24:34,177 [MAN] She cracks me up. 1055 01:25:14,550 --> 01:25:17,011 - [DOCTOR SCREAMING] - [MICHAEL SCREAMING] 1056 01:25:17,428 --> 01:25:23,684 ["HALLOWEEN THEME" PLAYING] 1057 01:26:09,982 --> 01:26:13,068 [MENACING MUSIC PLAYING] 1058 01:26:43,974 --> 01:26:45,267 [EERIE MUSIC PLAYING] 1059 01:28:54,313 --> 01:28:56,107 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 1060 01:29:21,716 --> 01:29:23,551 [MUSIC CONCLUDES] 77669

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