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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:29,613 ♪ You won't admit You love me 4 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:35,786 ♪ And so how am I ever To know? 5 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:38,872 ♪ You always tell me 6 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:42,751 ♪ Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps 7 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:48,131 ♪ A million times I've asked you 8 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:54,137 ♪ And then I ask you over again 9 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:57,307 ♪ You only answer 10 00:00:57,307 --> 00:01:00,769 ♪ Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps 11 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:06,024 ♪ If you can't make Your mind up 12 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:10,779 ♪ We'll never get started 13 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:14,825 ♪ And I don't wanna wind up 14 00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:18,996 ♪ Being parted Broken-hearted 15 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:23,333 ♪ So if you really love me 16 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,919 ♪ Say yes 17 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:30,340 ♪ But if you don't, dear Confess 18 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:33,468 ♪ And please don't tell me 19 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:37,306 ♪ Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps 20 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:44,521 [INAUDIBLE] 21 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:55,198 ♪ Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps 22 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,704 ♪ If you can't make Your mind up 23 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:04,458 ♪ We'll never get started 24 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:09,588 ♪ And I don't wanna wind up 25 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:13,342 ♪ Being parted Broken-hearted 26 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:18,805 ♪ So if you really love me 27 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,640 ♪ Say yes 28 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:25,062 ♪ But if you don't, dear Confess 29 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:28,231 ♪ And please don't tell me 30 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:31,902 ♪ Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps 31 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:36,490 ♪ Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps 32 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:44,581 ♪ Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps ♪ 33 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,337 Carmen, I don't want you to go back. 34 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:52,714 I'm not going back. 35 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,592 Good. 36 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,637 I'm never going back. 37 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:02,474 [KISSES] 38 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:08,688 Marry me, Carmen. 39 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,941 [CHUCKLES] What? 40 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:15,028 [LAUGHS] 41 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:19,032 Marry me. 42 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,410 [CHUCKLES] Barnaby... 43 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:23,829 -We've known each other for... -Six months. 44 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:24,871 Five. 45 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:27,791 -And a half. -[CHUCKLES] 46 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:28,792 So what? 47 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,544 So what, Carmen? 48 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,462 I've never been so sure of anything. 49 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,216 I've never been so happier since I met you. 50 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,932 Just promise me you'll think about it. Please? 51 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:44,933 Mmm-hmm. 52 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:57,446 [BARNABY BREATHING HEAVILY] 53 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,128 MAN: I'm afraid we are fully booked. 54 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:15,589 Another time, no doubt. 55 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:16,673 Okay. 56 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:17,757 Okay. 57 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,051 I'd like to propose a toast to Carmen 58 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:23,472 who's gonna be the blushing bride to her sexy new husband. 59 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:25,223 ALL: Cheers! 60 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:27,642 TOM: Put it on automatic. 61 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:29,311 THEO: I don't want to. 62 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:31,062 Just put it on automatic because it does it for you. 63 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:33,064 That's videotaping, not filmmaking. 64 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:34,399 I'm a filmmaker, not a videotaper. 65 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:35,859 Yeah, give me the fucking camera. 66 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:38,653 Put it on automatic because it does it for you. 67 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,113 Dick. 68 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:43,867 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 69 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:46,077 -Monsieur, bonsoir. -TOM: Bonsoir. 70 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:47,579 We have a table. 71 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:49,539 Under what name, monsieur? 72 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:50,582 Kit Winter. 73 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,336 Ah, yes. 74 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:57,214 Gentlemen, I'm afraid there has been a little mix-up. 75 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:59,382 Would you mind sharing a table? 76 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,760 -Fuck's sake. -No, no, we don't mind. 77 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:02,802 Which table? 78 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:05,096 That one, monsieur. 79 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:07,599 We'll take it. 80 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:13,605 [LAUGHTER] 81 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,159 Are you all right? 82 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:30,705 -Lesbians. -What? 83 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:32,207 Lesbians. 84 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:34,042 [SNICKERING] 85 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:36,002 TOM: Shut the fuck up, Theo. 86 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,046 I mean, hey, whatever floats your boat. 87 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:45,554 [LAUGHS] Oh, no. 88 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:47,264 It's a French tradition. 89 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:48,848 You have to do it. 90 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,433 -It's a French restaurant, French tradition. -WOMAN: Go on. 91 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:51,726 MAN: It'll bring you luck. 92 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:53,270 -What's he talking about? -Don't know. 93 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,437 MAN: A hundred years of luck. 94 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:55,522 Go on. 95 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:56,648 Okay. 96 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,943 [GLASS CLINKING] 97 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:01,820 Mesdames et messieurs... 98 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:04,573 These ladies are celebrating a hen night. 99 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:06,950 In France, we have a tradition. 100 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:11,663 The bride-to-be must choose a man for one last kiss. 101 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:14,082 A farewell to her single life. 102 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,542 [ALL CHUCKLING] 103 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,130 Mmm-mmm. Not him. 104 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:21,464 Check them out down here. 105 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:27,262 [WOMEN GIGGLING] 106 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:30,682 [MOUTHING] 107 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:35,270 [WHISPERING] 108 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:42,819 Mesdames et messieurs, the bride-to-be has chosen... 109 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,698 monsieur. 110 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:48,617 [ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 111 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:56,458 Here goes. 112 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:07,886 Excuse me. 113 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:08,970 [GRUNTS] 114 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:10,430 Sorry. 115 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,108 [LAUGHTER] 116 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,069 [APPLAUSE] 117 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:27,697 [MAN WHISTLING] 118 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:52,847 [WOMAN MURMURS] 119 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,748 -[LOUD THUD] -[GASPS] 120 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:41,855 [DOOR CLOSES] 121 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:06,129 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 122 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,884 [ALL CHEERING] 123 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,469 MAN: Bravo! 124 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:51,424 So, this guy in the restaurant... 125 00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:55,470 -was he bothering you? -No. 126 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:56,805 -He was... -Did you hit him? 127 00:09:58,306 --> 00:09:59,766 You hit him, didn't you? 128 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,185 [CHUCKLES] 129 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,521 Oh, that's beautiful. 130 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:06,981 You know, 131 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:09,943 your temper is gonna get you into serious trouble one of these days. 132 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,571 No, I've got it. 133 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,832 You know, it's amazing what they can do with skin grafts now. 134 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,258 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 135 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,469 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 136 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,897 ♪ Beautiful crazy 137 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,399 [WOMEN LAUGHING ON TV] 138 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,864 WOMAN 1: Maybe they'd like to join us. 139 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,156 WOMAN 2: Oh, yeah. 140 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,494 ♪ Beautiful crazy ♪ 141 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,122 [BANGING ON DOOR] 142 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,540 LANDLORD: I told you I'll be back. 143 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:07,166 You can't hide from me. 144 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,085 Like, you can't say I'm not a fair man. 145 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,795 I gave you two months... 146 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,630 -Now look, I told you. Now get your things and out. -Here. Here. 147 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:25,268 Where did you get this? 148 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,607 Are you, um... 149 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,318 dealing drugs? 150 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,112 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 151 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:08,311 Yes? 152 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:10,939 That French tradition? 153 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,692 I was thinking that... 154 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,527 Hey, where do you think you're going? It's not your break. 155 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,447 Oi, you can't come back here. 156 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:20,698 Are you listening to me? 157 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,623 [GRUNTS] 158 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,251 Overreacting a little, aren't we? 159 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,878 How did you find me? 160 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,505 Your friends at the restaurant, they told me where you worked. 161 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:37,548 I should get back. 162 00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:38,841 What, the burgers will get cold? 163 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,972 Have you been wondering? 164 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:46,641 Or do you kiss like that all the time? 165 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:50,853 I've been wondering. 166 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,313 I'm getting married, okay? 167 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:53,731 That's why I was having that... 168 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,318 chicken thing. 169 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,987 Hen night. It's called a hen night. 170 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,281 I'm getting married. 171 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:06,327 Okay, then he gets to see you for the rest of his life. 172 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,121 What harm is there if you see me just once? 173 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:12,625 Would you like to see me beg? 174 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,168 Believe me, I'm no stranger to humiliation. 175 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,254 Get up. 176 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:17,255 A coffee. 177 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:18,631 No. 178 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,008 One glass of water. 179 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,467 In a brightly-lit public place. 180 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,928 -No. -Okay, we don't even have to talk to each other. 181 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,180 -We don't even have to sit together. -No. 182 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,932 You sit on one side of the room and I sit on the other. 183 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,767 -No. -And if everything goes really well, 184 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,394 we'll just wave to each other once in a while. 185 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:34,313 [CHUCKLES] 186 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,608 Why are you filming this? 187 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,610 KIT: Just in case I never see you again. 188 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:40,778 Which you won't. 189 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:41,863 THEO: [OVER PHONE] Did you bone her? 190 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,158 Take me off speakerphone. 191 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,036 Ah, he didn't bone it. 192 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,788 -[SIGHS] -Tell me you got her number, at least. 193 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,540 She wouldn't give it to me. 194 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,459 TOM: So what did you do? 195 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:55,626 KIT: She agreed to meet me. 196 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,628 Hey, result. 197 00:13:58,463 --> 00:13:59,464 TOM: When? 198 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,258 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 199 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,222 [MAN BREATHING SHAKILY] 200 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,269 [HORN HONKING] 201 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,583 [MAN BREATHING SHAKILY] 202 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:37,877 Hello? 203 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,054 Hola! 204 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,934 [LOUD BANG] 205 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,938 [MAN BREATHING HEAVILY] 206 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,112 -Are you sure there was someone there? -Yes. 207 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:07,573 -Following you? -Yes. I... 208 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,869 [SOBS] I don't know. 209 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,913 Carmen, there's nothing to be scared of. 210 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,957 I won't let anything happen to you. 211 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,251 But what if it was him? 212 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,297 How could it be? 213 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,507 Think about it, Carmen. 214 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:25,883 There's no way he could find you here. 215 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,469 Well, he found me before. 216 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,930 That was Madrid. You're in another country now. 217 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,225 You don't know him. 218 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,479 Maybe it was that guy from the hen night. 219 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,233 What? 220 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,570 No, I don't think so. 221 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:46,779 Well, how do you know? 222 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:49,574 Because... 223 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,870 [CHUCKLES] Maybe... Maybe it was no one. 224 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,666 Maybe I imagined it. 225 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,136 Carmen, I... 226 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,516 I booked the registry office. 227 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:19,145 -What? -They had a cancelation. Next Saturday. 228 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:21,981 Next Saturday? 229 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,443 Did I do the wrong thing? 230 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,072 I can call them in the morning and cancel. 231 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,491 No, no, don't. 232 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,204 I want to marry you. 233 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,332 I do. 234 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,588 [BARNABY GRUNTS] 235 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:52,136 [MUSIC PLAYING] 236 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,987 Any more caffeine, they'd be peeling me... 237 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,115 WOMAN: Oh, shit. 238 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,367 Ow! What the fuck? 239 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,877 Why are you following me? 240 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,755 I thought you might like to explain what the hell that was all about. 241 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:29,715 Well, this is a nice date. 242 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,008 I'm having a nice time. 243 00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,385 This is not a date. 244 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,470 I only showed up to tell you you're a son of a bitch. 245 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,763 Well, at least we connected. 246 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:38,182 I lost my job because of you. 247 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,059 Oh! Is that what this is all about? 248 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,227 You lost your job? 249 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,270 Flipping burgers? 250 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,147 Fuck you. 251 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:49,568 What do you do that makes you so high and mighty? 252 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:55,950 I'm an actor. 253 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:56,951 Oh. 254 00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:58,869 Unemployed... 255 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,249 most of the time. 256 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,043 In fact, I do unemployment really well. 257 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,254 You know, maybe I should just stop pretending 258 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,756 and start flipping burgers. 259 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:14,427 Why don't you tell me about the fries and the pickles and the buns? 260 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,053 [CHUCKLES] 261 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:19,849 Look, look, you're here and I'm bleeding. 262 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,643 I know this great chemist. 263 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:27,565 [GROANS] 264 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,823 -[BLOWS] -Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. 265 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,371 Thank you. 266 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:50,963 There. 267 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:55,760 Thanks. 268 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:03,309 Are you hungry? 269 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:07,772 [MUSIC PLAYING] 270 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,040 Hi, this is 7031. 271 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,458 Can I get something to eat? 272 00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:40,346 So how do you know about this place? 273 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,317 How many jobs have you been fired from? 274 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,360 Exactly? 275 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,570 Thirty-five... 276 00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,240 In six months. 277 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,324 Whoa! 278 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,034 I have a temper. 279 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,953 Yeah, I noticed. Yeah. 280 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,372 Sorry about that. 281 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:07,998 Hmm. That's okay. 282 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,917 Where are you from? 283 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,128 Madrid. You? 284 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,171 Rio. Brazil. 285 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,256 Yeah? 286 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:18,342 Yeah, but my dad's English. 287 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,761 So I came here when I was... 288 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,138 -MAN: What the hell are you... -Go! Go! 289 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,305 Carmen! 290 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,557 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 291 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:42,533 Get off me, you fat, fucking asshole. 292 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,201 You're back. 293 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:46,412 What is it this time? 294 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,622 Two steaks, two apple pies. 295 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:49,915 Entertaining, were we? 296 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,750 Oh, and one bottle of Campo Viejo. 297 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:52,751 Viejo. 298 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:54,753 1996. 299 00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:56,839 Commendable choice. 300 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,427 Fiona, get me Sergeant Davis, would you? 301 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,236 [FIRE ALARM RINGING] 302 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:21,906 What the blazes now? 303 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:24,492 Stay there. 304 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,287 Keep left, please. 305 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,665 Please use the left-hand door. 306 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,419 Please use the door on the left. 307 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,463 Carmen, come. 308 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:38,881 Not through the revolving... 309 00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:40,591 Hey! 310 00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:44,970 ♪ If your heart gets in the way of what you wanted to deny 311 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:49,350 ♪ Everything I say Is not uncommon 312 00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:53,103 ♪ The only thing That's definitely forgotten 313 00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,648 ♪ Is what you wanted 314 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:59,109 ♪ What you really needed 315 00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:04,698 ♪ But I can only try To know what I wanted 316 00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:09,745 ♪ I will only try to know What I want 317 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:14,917 ♪ If I can only try to know What I wanted 318 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:17,962 [SIREN WAILING] 319 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:21,423 ♪ How can it be gone ♪ 320 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,053 KIT: Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. 321 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,471 [CARMEN LAUGHS] 322 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,267 -[KIT PANTS AND COUGHS] -[BOTH LAUGH] 323 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:32,268 Ow! 324 00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:33,811 Here. 325 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,855 Thanks. Thanks. 326 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:43,904 I didn't ask for your help. 327 00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:46,031 I know. 328 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,032 Didn't ask. 329 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,076 No. 330 00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:00,254 Your coat. 331 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,007 At the hotel. 332 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:32,828 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 333 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:45,382 [BOTH LAUGHING] 334 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:49,887 [IN ENGLISH] It's a saying. 335 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:51,764 Um... 336 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:53,515 A kiss 337 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:58,103 is to dot the "I" 338 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:00,898 on the word "love." 339 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:07,321 Yeah, but there's no "I" in "love." 340 00:24:07,738 --> 00:24:08,906 Well, 341 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,160 then I guess it doesn't work in English, does it? 342 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:23,587 I better go. 343 00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:30,427 Bye. 344 00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:52,408 Ay. Barnaby. 345 00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:55,160 [CHUCKLES] You scared me. 346 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,453 Nice coat. 347 00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:01,333 -It's a friend's. -Where's yours? 348 00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:06,755 At work. I left it at work. 349 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:13,053 Well, let's go and get it. 350 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,725 Barnaby, what's the matter? 351 00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:22,771 -Come on, let's go and get your coat. -Barnaby, stop it. 352 00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:25,023 -After all, you need a coat. Everyone needs a coat. -What's going on? 353 00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:29,445 I called you at work. 354 00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:34,199 What? 355 00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:37,494 They told me you'd been fired. 356 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:41,915 You were checking up on me? 357 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:47,004 I was worried about you being followed. 358 00:25:48,756 --> 00:25:50,132 Or did you make that up, too? 359 00:26:00,726 --> 00:26:01,727 [INAUDIBLE] 360 00:26:03,771 --> 00:26:05,230 KIT: I don't know if I can do this. 361 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,648 THEO: You know what Ford said. 362 00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:08,984 Yeah, I don't give a flying fuck what Ford said. 363 00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:10,694 THEO: I don't see what the big deal is anyway. 364 00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:13,572 -KIT: The big deal, Theo... -[CLATTERING ON PHONE] 365 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:15,991 THEO: What's that? 366 00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:18,744 Shit. It's my landlord. 367 00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:20,162 I've gotta go. Bye. 368 00:26:20,162 --> 00:26:21,455 -Kit... -[LINE DISCONNECTS] 369 00:26:25,459 --> 00:26:26,710 -Asshole. -[CHUCKLES] 370 00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:31,882 Carmen? 371 00:26:34,468 --> 00:26:35,761 How did you find me? 372 00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:45,020 Oh. Oh! 373 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,606 Thanks. Did you pay it? 374 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,234 [LAUGHING] 375 00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:51,443 Please, please come in. 376 00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:57,950 Reminds me of home. 377 00:27:02,663 --> 00:27:03,789 Is this your father? 378 00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:06,041 Yeah. 379 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,544 He used to be a soap star. 380 00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:10,587 Where is he now? 381 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:12,506 He... 382 00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:17,761 He's... 383 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:22,891 Well, I just came to give you your coat. 384 00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:24,810 Thank you. 385 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,645 Thanks. Um... 386 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:27,771 Wait. Um... 387 00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:31,149 I've still got that wine that you gave me. 388 00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:43,161 CARMEN: My father drank his wine out of mugs. 389 00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:44,538 -Yeah? -Yeah. 390 00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:46,790 Yeah, mine took it straight from the bottle. 391 00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:48,792 He didn't want anything getting in the way. 392 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:49,960 [CHUCKLING] 393 00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:56,925 -Oh, no. Don't. -Yes. Just a little. 394 00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:58,051 No. 395 00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:01,555 Why do you have to film everything? 396 00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:03,307 'Cause moments don't last. 397 00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:06,268 They're not meant to. 398 00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:08,896 Look, I wanna remember you when you're gone 399 00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:11,607 and I'm married to this blond girl, you know, 400 00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:15,319 and she's very rich, and I'm full of regret because of... 401 00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:17,070 I don't know, just tell me something. 402 00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:18,322 What? 403 00:28:18,322 --> 00:28:20,532 Um, anything. How did you meet your fiance? 404 00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:25,203 I dance sometimes at this club. 405 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:27,831 They don't pay much, but... 406 00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:30,709 Anyway, Barnaby came in one night. 407 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:32,753 WOMAN: Ooh! 408 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:35,088 KIT: What does he do? 409 00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:39,885 Nothing, not really. He is... 410 00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:41,845 -I mean... -Born with a silver spoon? 411 00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:44,973 -What? -Rich. 412 00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:48,226 Oh. [LAUGHS] 413 00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:51,188 Yeah. A big spoon. 414 00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:54,149 Then why are you so worried about working? 415 00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:57,486 Because I like to earn my own money. 416 00:28:57,486 --> 00:28:59,988 -Is that okay for you? -Yes. 417 00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:01,573 You think I'm marrying him for his money. 418 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:02,658 No, no. 419 00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:05,035 No. 420 00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:07,496 Better, 'cause I'm not. 421 00:29:08,121 --> 00:29:09,122 Okay. 422 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:11,750 My turn. 423 00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:21,802 What happened to your father? 424 00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:24,471 He... 425 00:29:27,224 --> 00:29:29,726 If you don't want to talk about it... 426 00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:31,937 No, it's okay. He killed himself. 427 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:36,608 Sorry. 428 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:40,821 He did something that he couldn't live with and... 429 00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:42,197 And that's why he came here. 430 00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:48,120 You know what, um... 431 00:29:49,579 --> 00:29:52,541 Sorry. What happened here? 432 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,505 You don't want to know. 433 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:04,845 But it's why you left Madrid. 434 00:30:08,932 --> 00:30:10,726 And it's probably why you're marrying Barnaby. 435 00:30:10,726 --> 00:30:12,436 I'm marrying Barnaby because I love him. 436 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:16,815 Then why are you... Why are you here? 437 00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:24,698 [MUSIC PLAYING] 438 00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:43,592 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 439 00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:50,682 There you go. 440 00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:26,676 [INAUDIBLE] 441 00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:49,825 [INAUDIBLE] 442 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:56,039 -[KNOCK ON DOOR] -[GASPS] 443 00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:04,673 Yes? 444 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:10,220 Hi. 445 00:32:10,804 --> 00:32:11,972 Hi. 446 00:32:11,972 --> 00:32:13,181 What are you doing here? 447 00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:15,225 Uh... 448 00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:17,435 -Have you been following me? -No. 449 00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:21,189 Your friends at the hen night... 450 00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:24,192 They have a big mouth. 451 00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:26,111 Um... 452 00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:29,156 I brought you this. 453 00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:35,996 I meant to give it to you earlier. 454 00:32:37,831 --> 00:32:38,874 I hope you like it. 455 00:32:42,836 --> 00:32:43,920 What? 456 00:32:45,881 --> 00:32:47,549 This is my favorite book. 457 00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:54,431 I have to get changed. 458 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,683 Okay. 459 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:05,358 Yeah. I'll wait outside, okay? 460 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:06,568 Yeah. 461 00:33:07,277 --> 00:33:08,486 Bye. 462 00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:09,905 Bye. 463 00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:12,240 [DOOR CLOSES] 464 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,245 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] 465 00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:30,133 KIT: Carmen. 466 00:33:30,717 --> 00:33:32,135 [CARMEN GRUNTING] 467 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:35,096 Carmen? 468 00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:37,182 Oh! 469 00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:45,607 [CARMEN GASPS] 470 00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:48,610 And there was me thinking that you were trying to run away from me again. 471 00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:53,406 Kit, I like you. Really. 472 00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:56,117 But I don't want to fuck up what I have with Barnaby. 473 00:33:57,077 --> 00:33:58,578 I'm getting married... 474 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:01,081 on Saturday. 475 00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:02,082 KIT: This Saturday? 476 00:34:04,334 --> 00:34:05,418 Shh! Shh! 477 00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:14,386 I've had enough trouble for one life. 478 00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:17,347 Don't make any more. 479 00:34:24,854 --> 00:34:26,690 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 480 00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:28,650 BARNABY: Carmen. 481 00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:31,194 [GRUNTS] 482 00:34:38,618 --> 00:34:40,203 -Hi. -Hi. 483 00:34:41,997 --> 00:34:43,331 Are you okay? 484 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:01,641 KIT: What do I do? 485 00:35:01,641 --> 00:35:03,393 THEO: Are you going to eat that, Kit? 486 00:35:03,393 --> 00:35:04,853 TOM: Theo, will you stop thinking about 487 00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:06,896 your fucking stomach for one moment? 488 00:35:06,896 --> 00:35:08,398 I mean, he's trying to make a decision here. 489 00:35:08,398 --> 00:35:09,524 Oh, sorry. 490 00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:12,444 -TOM: You're in deep. -I know. 491 00:35:13,278 --> 00:35:14,779 THEO: Well, that's good. 492 00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:17,324 That's good... How's that good? 493 00:35:17,324 --> 00:35:18,575 Theo, tell me, how's that good? 494 00:35:18,575 --> 00:35:20,452 Well, 'cause, you know... 495 00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:21,536 Well, 'cause... 496 00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:25,623 Well, you knew she was getting married when you met her. 497 00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:26,791 -I know. -THEO: He's right. 498 00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:28,418 I know he's right. I know. 499 00:35:28,418 --> 00:35:30,795 I know, maybe I should just leave her be. I don't... 500 00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:36,343 No. No, no, wait. I mean... Think about it. 501 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,471 What if she is the one? 502 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:42,974 I mean, are you prepared to risk the possibility of settling for second best 503 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,060 somewhere down the line? 504 00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:46,686 THEO: Oh, no, no, I've seen this one. 505 00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:48,897 I've seen this one. No, 'cause you do a Graduate. 506 00:35:48,897 --> 00:35:51,066 -A what? -A Graduate. You know. 507 00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:54,903 Turn up at the wedding, and if she runs off with you, 508 00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:57,489 there you have it. You gonna eat that? Can I... 509 00:35:57,489 --> 00:35:59,574 Theo, for Christ's sake, life is not a movie. 510 00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:00,950 [LAUGHS] 511 00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:04,746 Yeah, it is. 512 00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:07,582 Come on, whatever you say, whatever you do, movies always got there first. 513 00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:10,293 Even that line you just said comes from a movie, um... 514 00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:12,253 Kevin Spacey in the end of... 515 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:13,713 -Swimming... -Swimming with Sharks. 516 00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:18,176 "Because life is not a movie. 517 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:21,262 "Everyone lies. Good guys lose. 518 00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:25,100 "And love... does not conquer all." 519 00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:28,895 Are you gonna eat that, Kit? 520 00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:34,067 Not those. 521 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,426 Carmen, I wanted to say I'm sorry for not trusting you. 522 00:37:01,511 --> 00:37:03,138 I'm gonna try not to be jealous 523 00:37:04,139 --> 00:37:06,141 or possessive, because... 524 00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:08,977 I know how you hate that. 525 00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:11,438 That guy from the hen night? 526 00:37:11,438 --> 00:37:12,939 You don't have to explain anything. 527 00:37:12,939 --> 00:37:14,607 No, I want to. 528 00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:18,194 He came to the burger bar. 529 00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:19,988 He is the reason I got fired. 530 00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:22,323 And I did see him again. 531 00:37:23,616 --> 00:37:25,952 But I don't want to see him anymore. 532 00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:32,459 You want to postpone, don't you? 533 00:37:32,459 --> 00:37:33,877 No, I didn't say that. 534 00:37:33,877 --> 00:37:35,545 It's okay. 535 00:37:35,545 --> 00:37:36,921 I know you have your doubts. 536 00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:38,006 I don't. 537 00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:41,634 Look, I'm gonna check into a hotel tomorrow... 538 00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:42,886 until Saturday. 539 00:37:42,886 --> 00:37:44,345 Why? 540 00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:46,431 Because I want you to have room to think, 541 00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:49,058 to make the right decision. 542 00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:54,981 I really love you, Carmen. 543 00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:58,109 And I swear I'll do anything I can to make you happy. 544 00:38:14,918 --> 00:38:16,920 [FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYING] 545 00:39:32,161 --> 00:39:33,538 [MAN SINGING IN SPANISH] 546 00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:01,858 [MUSIC STOPS] 547 00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:03,860 [PANTING] 548 00:41:33,658 --> 00:41:34,659 [PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 549 00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:41,290 [PEOPLE CHEERING] 550 00:41:54,387 --> 00:41:57,473 Marriage, according to the law of this country, 551 00:41:57,473 --> 00:42:00,518 is a union between one man with one woman, 552 00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:03,730 voluntarily entered into for life 553 00:42:03,730 --> 00:42:06,190 and to the exclusion of all others. 554 00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:08,943 It is solemn and it is binding. 555 00:42:08,943 --> 00:42:10,903 "Do you, Barnaby Caspian, 556 00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:14,782 "take Carmen Collazo to be your lawfully wedded wife, 557 00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:17,118 "to have and to hold from this day forward, 558 00:42:17,118 --> 00:42:20,538 "for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, 559 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:21,956 "as long as you both shall live?" 560 00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:26,919 I do. 561 00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:34,010 REGISTRAR: "And do you, Carmen Collazo, 562 00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:37,805 "take Barnaby Caspian to be your lawfully wedded husband, 563 00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:42,226 "to have and to hold from this day forward, 564 00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:44,062 "for richer, for poorer, 565 00:42:45,605 --> 00:42:47,190 "in sickness and in health, 566 00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:49,650 "for as long as you both shall live?" 567 00:43:02,955 --> 00:43:03,998 I do. 568 00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:31,776 [PANTING] Hi. Uh... 569 00:43:31,776 --> 00:43:32,985 Looking for someone? 570 00:43:32,985 --> 00:43:34,612 Yeah, this couple getting married. 571 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:36,197 How unusual. 572 00:43:36,197 --> 00:43:38,574 -Spanish girl? -KIT: Yes. Yes, that's her. 573 00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:40,993 Oh. She looked so beautiful. 574 00:43:42,203 --> 00:43:43,329 You're too late. 575 00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:49,377 Carmen! Carmen, wait! 576 00:43:50,586 --> 00:43:51,587 [INAUDIBLE] 577 00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:54,799 -Wait! -[BANGING ON WINDOW] 578 00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:58,845 Double glazing. It's a bitch. 579 00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:15,194 ♪ Just for a moment 580 00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:21,826 ♪ Everything I treasure... ♪ 581 00:44:21,826 --> 00:44:23,369 KIT: Born with a silver spoon? 582 00:44:24,537 --> 00:44:26,539 -CARMEN: What? -KIT: Rich. 583 00:44:28,165 --> 00:44:29,750 CARMEN: Oh. [CHUCKLES] Yeah. 584 00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:32,295 A big spoon. 585 00:44:34,714 --> 00:44:36,841 KIT: Then why are you so worried about working? 586 00:44:36,841 --> 00:44:38,509 [INAUDIBLE] 587 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,261 CARMEN: Because I like to earn my own money. 588 00:44:40,261 --> 00:44:41,470 Is that okay for you? 589 00:44:42,722 --> 00:44:44,181 You think I'm marrying him for his money. 590 00:44:44,181 --> 00:44:45,766 KIT: No, no. 591 00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:48,185 CARMEN: Better, 'cause I'm not. 592 00:44:52,565 --> 00:44:53,983 KIT: But it's why you left Madrid. 593 00:44:57,737 --> 00:44:59,488 And it's probably why you're marrying Barnaby. 594 00:45:06,913 --> 00:45:09,916 BARNABY: I have got a little surprise for you. 595 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:17,089 One Caribbean cruise for two, first-class. 596 00:45:19,342 --> 00:45:20,426 Barnaby... 597 00:45:20,426 --> 00:45:22,094 I know, I know, I know. 598 00:45:23,304 --> 00:45:24,639 I couldn't resist. 599 00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:28,893 I want to spoil my wife. 600 00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:32,063 Well, you could look a little happier. They cost a small fortune. 601 00:45:37,526 --> 00:45:39,862 I don't know if I want to go away right now. 602 00:45:40,446 --> 00:45:41,822 [SCOFFS] 603 00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:42,907 Sorry, what? 604 00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:46,410 Nothing, I... 605 00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:51,874 You surprised me. 606 00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:53,918 Carmen, we just got married! 607 00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:55,461 I'm fine. 608 00:45:55,461 --> 00:45:59,131 Well, if you're fine, then that's... fine. 609 00:45:59,882 --> 00:46:01,342 Fine, fine, fine! 610 00:46:09,392 --> 00:46:13,729 Carmen, I paid a lot of money for decent wine glasses. 611 00:46:15,022 --> 00:46:17,149 Please use them. 612 00:46:45,761 --> 00:46:47,972 [MUSIC PLAYING] 613 00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:09,285 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 614 00:47:13,456 --> 00:47:14,915 I got married. 615 00:47:38,647 --> 00:47:40,066 Dot the "I." 616 00:47:42,234 --> 00:47:44,236 [CHUCKLES] 617 00:47:44,236 --> 00:47:46,489 See? It does work in English. 618 00:48:09,595 --> 00:48:11,430 [CARMEN GIGGLES] 619 00:48:14,016 --> 00:48:18,145 ♪ Sets my thoughts adrift 620 00:48:18,145 --> 00:48:24,485 ♪ Yet the night Gets closer to me 621 00:48:28,405 --> 00:48:32,451 ♪ The tremble of your mouth 622 00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:37,331 ♪ Sets me on fire 623 00:48:38,415 --> 00:48:42,128 ♪ As night closes in 624 00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:52,847 ♪ Why think When there's you? 625 00:48:52,847 --> 00:48:58,310 ♪ Why wonder When you're here? 626 00:48:58,310 --> 00:49:02,439 ♪ The movement of the day 627 00:49:03,816 --> 00:49:05,025 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 628 00:49:08,571 --> 00:49:11,448 ♪ The stillness of the night 629 00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:14,410 [MOANING] 630 00:49:14,410 --> 00:49:17,496 ♪ Sets my thoughts adrift 631 00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:22,459 [MOANING] 632 00:49:28,465 --> 00:49:32,761 ♪ Why think When there's you? 633 00:49:32,761 --> 00:49:35,556 ♪ Why wonder... 634 00:49:35,556 --> 00:49:36,891 [BARNABY BREATHES HEAVILY ON VIDEO] 635 00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:45,649 [MOANING] 636 00:49:48,110 --> 00:49:52,907 ♪ Why dream when there's you? 637 00:49:52,907 --> 00:49:58,412 ♪ Why fear what to do? 638 00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:03,125 ♪ Why dream when there's you? 639 00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:09,882 ♪ Why worry As we lie in bed ♪ 640 00:50:25,272 --> 00:50:26,440 Carmen? 641 00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:28,984 Yes? 642 00:50:34,323 --> 00:50:35,741 [BOTH GIGGLE] 643 00:50:40,454 --> 00:50:43,290 There's something that I have to tell you. 644 00:50:48,128 --> 00:50:50,589 [BOTH LAUGH] 645 00:50:53,968 --> 00:50:55,135 Um... 646 00:50:58,597 --> 00:51:00,224 Something that... 647 00:51:01,684 --> 00:51:03,394 That's not very... 648 00:51:17,449 --> 00:51:18,951 I lied to you. 649 00:51:48,981 --> 00:51:52,318 My friends never told you where I worked, did they? 650 00:51:55,029 --> 00:51:56,363 No. 651 00:51:56,363 --> 00:51:59,700 Then it was you, wasn't it? Following me? 652 00:52:00,701 --> 00:52:01,744 No. 653 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:08,125 Oh, Jesus, not again. 654 00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:11,795 What are you talking about? 655 00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:13,630 I can't believe I'm doing this to Barnaby. 656 00:52:13,630 --> 00:52:15,632 [SCOFFS] He's been nothing but good to me. 657 00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:18,093 Yeah, but you can't be with someone just because they're good to you. 658 00:52:18,093 --> 00:52:20,846 -Oh, really? And why not? -Well, no, because you need... 659 00:52:23,390 --> 00:52:25,726 -Because you need passion, I think... -Passion? 660 00:52:25,726 --> 00:52:26,810 Yeah. 661 00:52:28,312 --> 00:52:30,147 Don't talk to me about passion. 662 00:52:32,649 --> 00:52:33,901 I've tried passion. 663 00:52:35,527 --> 00:52:38,405 Passion for people who don't deserve it, 664 00:52:38,405 --> 00:52:41,367 for people who cause me pain. 665 00:52:43,410 --> 00:52:45,788 I've followed my heart before. 666 00:52:47,122 --> 00:52:48,749 You want to see what I got? 667 00:53:00,761 --> 00:53:02,388 [SNIFFLES] I... 668 00:53:04,348 --> 00:53:06,058 I wanted to leave. 669 00:53:07,684 --> 00:53:08,936 He had... 670 00:53:09,728 --> 00:53:12,106 other ideas. 671 00:53:15,234 --> 00:53:16,568 I'm sorry. 672 00:53:18,070 --> 00:53:19,071 I... 673 00:53:19,780 --> 00:53:21,657 I thought he found me. 674 00:53:22,741 --> 00:53:24,493 That he was here... 675 00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:29,081 following me like he used to. 676 00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:31,959 Hiding in the shadows, but... 677 00:53:34,128 --> 00:53:36,588 -it was you. -No. 678 00:53:38,382 --> 00:53:39,383 No, it wasn't. 679 00:53:40,342 --> 00:53:42,136 Carmen, wait! 680 00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:49,852 [GRUNTS] 681 00:54:10,789 --> 00:54:12,207 Barnaby, I'm sorry. 682 00:54:16,336 --> 00:54:20,257 I know I fucked up, and you don't deserve it. 683 00:54:24,803 --> 00:54:26,597 But I want you to know it's over. 684 00:54:29,433 --> 00:54:31,768 I don't want to fuck up anymore. 685 00:54:37,983 --> 00:54:39,193 Barnaby. 686 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:42,488 Leave. 687 00:54:43,989 --> 00:54:46,783 -Please. -Just leave, before I... 688 00:54:46,783 --> 00:54:48,577 -I'm not going to... -Get out! 689 00:54:51,330 --> 00:54:52,414 Okay. 690 00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:55,292 Okay. 691 00:55:19,608 --> 00:55:21,109 BARNABY: I hope this thing's working. 692 00:55:27,366 --> 00:55:30,619 You know, everyone thinks that I've got everything. 693 00:55:35,249 --> 00:55:36,625 What have I got? 694 00:55:40,963 --> 00:55:44,007 A nice home. Money. 695 00:55:49,972 --> 00:55:51,598 I haven't got you. 696 00:55:54,935 --> 00:55:56,395 I mean, I never did. 697 00:55:59,815 --> 00:56:01,066 And... 698 00:56:02,109 --> 00:56:03,860 without you... 699 00:56:10,409 --> 00:56:12,578 Some people say this is the easy way out. 700 00:56:15,789 --> 00:56:17,082 Well... 701 00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:20,502 It's taking more courage 702 00:56:20,502 --> 00:56:22,212 than anything I've ever done before. 703 00:56:27,593 --> 00:56:29,261 Look at me, I'm shaking. 704 00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:36,852 The camera never lies, even when it deceives. 705 00:56:40,063 --> 00:56:41,648 This is what I've chosen to do. 706 00:56:44,610 --> 00:56:45,777 I love you. 707 00:56:46,278 --> 00:56:47,362 [GUNSHOT] 708 00:56:47,362 --> 00:56:48,530 [GASPS] 709 00:56:53,118 --> 00:56:55,162 [SIRENS WAILING] 710 00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:15,557 [INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER] 711 00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:44,920 Excuse me, miss, you can't come in here. 712 00:57:47,589 --> 00:57:48,757 Where is he? 713 00:57:53,887 --> 00:57:55,013 Where is he? 714 00:57:56,014 --> 00:57:57,349 OFFICER: I'm so very sorry. 715 00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:04,690 Take that fucking camera out of my face! 716 00:58:16,618 --> 00:58:18,870 -[BANGING ON DOOR] -CARMEN: Kit! 717 00:58:20,414 --> 00:58:21,581 Kit! 718 00:58:21,581 --> 00:58:25,085 -Carmen. What happened? -[SOBS] He's dead. 719 00:58:25,085 --> 00:58:26,878 -What? -I killed him. 720 00:58:28,004 --> 00:58:29,464 Barnaby, he's dead. 721 00:58:29,464 --> 00:58:31,007 I killed him. He shot himself. 722 00:58:31,007 --> 00:58:33,135 -Oh, Jesus, no. -I got a call about an ambulance. 723 00:58:33,135 --> 00:58:34,469 Fuck. What have I done? 724 00:58:34,469 --> 00:58:36,138 It's not your fault! 725 00:58:36,138 --> 00:58:38,640 Don't you see? It is my fault, Carmen. I've gotta call Ford. 726 00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:42,602 I've got to tell him what's happened. It's gotta stop right away. 727 00:58:42,602 --> 00:58:45,230 -Who's Ford? -Oh, why did I do it? Fuck! Fuck! 728 00:58:45,772 --> 00:58:47,190 What's going on? 729 00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:50,360 Oh, Carmen, I'm so sorry. 730 00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:52,571 What? 731 00:58:54,030 --> 00:58:55,198 What? 732 00:58:56,783 --> 00:58:58,577 What the fuck is going on here? 733 00:58:58,577 --> 00:59:01,663 I knew it was wrong right from the start. Okay? 734 00:59:02,581 --> 00:59:04,249 I needed the money. 735 00:59:04,249 --> 00:59:07,586 -Kit, you're scaring me. -I wanted to tell you. 736 00:59:07,586 --> 00:59:10,297 I wanted to tell you before, but I just... 737 00:59:11,798 --> 00:59:13,258 Tell me what? 738 00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:17,971 Kit? Fuck. Tell me what? 739 00:59:46,291 --> 00:59:47,709 [DOORBELL BUZZES] 740 01:00:17,989 --> 01:00:18,990 Hi. 741 01:00:20,742 --> 01:00:23,662 I'm Kit. Kit Winter. 742 01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:26,456 Ford. 743 01:00:28,166 --> 01:00:29,376 Ford? 744 01:00:33,547 --> 01:00:35,549 -This is Tom and Theo. -KIT: Hi. 745 01:00:36,508 --> 01:00:39,261 TOM: Hi. THEO: Johnny Handsome. 746 01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:41,596 My assistants. 747 01:00:41,596 --> 01:00:44,558 -Let me take your coat. -Thanks. 748 01:00:58,029 --> 01:00:59,865 TOM: We're not actually his assistants. 749 01:00:59,865 --> 01:01:02,742 That's just one of Ford's little jokes. 750 01:01:02,742 --> 01:01:04,119 Oh, no, no. Yeah, 'cause we're the producers. 751 01:01:10,542 --> 01:01:12,252 ...letting Ford direct, you know. 752 01:01:12,252 --> 01:01:15,964 -Theo, coffee. -Yeah, sure, Director. 753 01:01:26,057 --> 01:01:27,142 [CHUCKLES] 754 01:01:31,646 --> 01:01:33,773 -Where are you from? -Brazil. 755 01:01:35,859 --> 01:01:38,153 But my dad's English, so I can work here. 756 01:01:38,153 --> 01:01:40,572 Yeah, but you speak Spanish, yeah? 757 01:01:42,657 --> 01:01:45,702 No, I don't. In Brazil, we speak Portuguese. 758 01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:47,329 Oh. 759 01:01:48,413 --> 01:01:49,539 Good. 760 01:01:51,374 --> 01:01:54,336 What have you been working on recently? 761 01:01:54,336 --> 01:01:57,088 Things. Um, things. Some projects, you know. 762 01:01:58,423 --> 01:02:00,216 It's a bit of a hectic time right now. 763 01:02:02,510 --> 01:02:03,929 Things. 764 01:02:03,929 --> 01:02:05,388 Do you want to be a star? 765 01:02:08,308 --> 01:02:09,434 I don't know. 766 01:02:11,937 --> 01:02:13,188 -Yes. -[LOUD BANG] 767 01:02:17,359 --> 01:02:20,028 -Sorry. Coffee's off. -Thanks. 768 01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:26,493 So here it is. A love triangle. 769 01:02:26,493 --> 01:02:30,121 There's a couple about to get married, only the girl's having doubts. 770 01:02:30,121 --> 01:02:33,458 You know, the usual shit. Is she marrying the right guy, blah, blah, blah? 771 01:02:33,458 --> 01:02:38,421 She does love her fiance, but there's something missing. 772 01:02:38,421 --> 01:02:43,468 And then on her hen night, she meets someone else. 773 01:02:43,468 --> 01:02:47,889 Someone with a little fire in his belly. 774 01:02:47,889 --> 01:02:51,226 Huh? And that's when things start to get interesting. 775 01:02:51,226 --> 01:02:53,019 Great. 776 01:02:53,019 --> 01:02:55,313 -Where's the script? -No script. 777 01:02:56,606 --> 01:02:57,691 Improvisation. 778 01:02:58,566 --> 01:02:59,985 -Reality cinema. -[EXHALES] 779 01:03:00,986 --> 01:03:02,946 It's all the rage. 780 01:03:02,946 --> 01:03:05,657 -If you get the part... -Of course. 781 01:03:05,657 --> 01:03:09,995 ...then you'll use this whenever you're with the girl, 782 01:03:09,995 --> 01:03:11,871 to get your side of the story. 783 01:03:19,963 --> 01:03:21,131 You in? 784 01:03:23,008 --> 01:03:24,009 KIT: That's it? 785 01:03:25,635 --> 01:03:28,263 -You don't want me to audition? -She's gonna love you. 786 01:03:28,263 --> 01:03:31,099 I mean, this whole Latino thing... 787 01:03:31,099 --> 01:03:32,892 [CHUCKLES] It's so now. 788 01:03:32,892 --> 01:03:34,811 THEO: Righteous. 789 01:03:34,811 --> 01:03:36,563 Theo, contract and release form. 790 01:03:40,025 --> 01:03:41,484 Great. Yeah. 791 01:03:51,036 --> 01:03:53,371 He hasn't even told you the sucker punch yet. 792 01:03:53,371 --> 01:03:55,874 -Theo. -The real twist of the movie. 793 01:03:56,374 --> 01:03:57,792 What's that? 794 01:03:59,961 --> 01:04:03,965 I was gonna tell you about that when we'd finalized the details. 795 01:04:06,509 --> 01:04:10,430 -No. What's he talking about? -The girl, yeah, and her fiance? 796 01:04:10,430 --> 01:04:12,223 They don't know they're in the movie. 797 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:14,684 What? 798 01:04:16,644 --> 01:04:18,521 That's the hook. 799 01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:23,735 They have no idea that they're there for our entertainment. 800 01:04:23,735 --> 01:04:25,862 It's kind of an emotional snuff movie. 801 01:04:25,862 --> 01:04:28,031 TOM: Put it on automatic, because it does it for you. 802 01:04:28,031 --> 01:04:31,326 That's videotaping, not filmmaking. I'm a filmmaker, not a videotaper. 803 01:04:31,326 --> 01:04:34,621 You meet the girl on the hen night. The real thing. 804 01:04:34,621 --> 01:04:37,082 MAN: Would you mind sharing a table? 805 01:04:37,082 --> 01:04:38,917 No rehearsals? 806 01:04:38,917 --> 01:04:41,252 Life has no rehearsals. 807 01:04:41,252 --> 01:04:42,796 FORD: Oh, and there's something else. 808 01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:44,130 I'd quite like to play a little joke 809 01:04:44,130 --> 01:04:46,049 -on my fiance this evening. -Yes? 810 01:04:46,049 --> 01:04:48,218 Do you know that French tradition, the one where... 811 01:04:48,218 --> 01:04:52,764 The bride-to-be must choose a man for one last kiss. 812 01:04:52,764 --> 01:04:55,225 And remember, don't let any other handsome guys in. 813 01:04:55,225 --> 01:04:56,810 I'm afraid we are fully booked, sir. 814 01:04:56,810 --> 01:04:58,853 -That should cover it. -Ah. Yes. 815 01:05:00,939 --> 01:05:02,148 Thank you very much. 816 01:05:02,148 --> 01:05:04,317 She's a real beauty. 817 01:05:04,317 --> 01:05:07,278 Spanish. A little nuts. 818 01:05:07,278 --> 01:05:09,572 A kind of Betty Blue. 819 01:05:09,572 --> 01:05:12,450 Why do you have to film everything? 820 01:05:12,450 --> 01:05:16,287 FORD: I know where she lives, where she works. 821 01:05:16,287 --> 01:05:18,623 -How did you find me? -KIT: Your friends at the restaurant. 822 01:05:18,623 --> 01:05:20,750 They have a big mouth. 823 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:22,669 I even know what her favorite book is. 824 01:05:25,338 --> 01:05:27,257 Seduction ammo. 825 01:05:27,257 --> 01:05:30,343 So you want me to break up this relationship for real? 826 01:05:30,343 --> 01:05:32,387 Fucking A. 827 01:05:32,387 --> 01:05:35,807 The guy is a real rich tosspot. 828 01:05:35,807 --> 01:05:38,351 You break this couple up, you're gonna be doing the girl a favor, trust me. 829 01:05:39,477 --> 01:05:40,937 I live in the same building as him, 830 01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:43,022 so I can get into his flat and hide the cameras. 831 01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:44,816 They've got this sound and motion function on them, 832 01:05:44,816 --> 01:05:46,734 switch themselves on and off. 833 01:05:46,734 --> 01:05:49,237 And then, when he's out, I can just get in and change over the tapes. 834 01:05:49,237 --> 01:05:50,822 -Marry me. -[CHUCKLES] Barnaby. 835 01:05:50,822 --> 01:05:53,158 Life is fucking art, man. 836 01:05:53,158 --> 01:05:54,993 [CHUCKLES] I don't believe this. 837 01:05:56,119 --> 01:05:59,414 The salary's $300 a week, cash. 838 01:05:59,914 --> 01:06:01,249 [WHISTLES] 839 01:06:05,170 --> 01:06:06,421 I can't do it. 840 01:06:08,756 --> 01:06:10,383 What? 841 01:06:10,383 --> 01:06:14,179 I mean, doesn't this seem wrong to you? 842 01:06:14,179 --> 01:06:15,930 I don't see where wrong comes into it. 843 01:06:15,930 --> 01:06:18,766 Either you want to be a star, or you don't. 844 01:06:18,766 --> 01:06:21,144 You want to be famous, you gotta fuck someone over. 845 01:06:23,688 --> 01:06:28,484 Look, I'm flattered, really, guys. But, no. No, thanks. 846 01:06:31,946 --> 01:06:36,326 No, no. No dog experience, but I don't believe that you need dog experience to... 847 01:06:36,326 --> 01:06:38,369 Okay, thank you, bye. 848 01:06:38,369 --> 01:06:40,205 -Okay, $400. -No. 849 01:06:40,205 --> 01:06:42,165 Yeah, where I come from, in my culture 850 01:06:42,165 --> 01:06:44,459 it's very important to do really good burgers. 851 01:06:44,459 --> 01:06:46,085 Dreams don't fall into your lap. 852 01:06:47,837 --> 01:06:48,963 [BANGING ON DOOR] 853 01:06:48,963 --> 01:06:50,590 LANDLORD: I know you're in there. 854 01:06:50,590 --> 01:06:53,176 You'd better have it by the time I get back, or you're out! 855 01:06:53,176 --> 01:06:55,428 $500. Final offer. 856 01:06:56,888 --> 01:07:01,267 Hi, it's Kit. Yeah, the Brazilian. Yeah, hi. 857 01:07:02,685 --> 01:07:04,312 Is the offer still open? 858 01:07:18,743 --> 01:07:21,704 Carmen, I'm sorry. 859 01:07:25,917 --> 01:07:27,085 I tried to stop it. 860 01:07:27,085 --> 01:07:28,670 I can't do this anymore, Ford. 861 01:07:28,670 --> 01:07:31,172 You pull out now, and I'll sue. Read your contract. 862 01:07:31,172 --> 01:07:33,007 Just be there. 863 01:07:33,007 --> 01:07:35,385 But you didn't stop it, Kit. 864 01:07:36,761 --> 01:07:38,513 You didn't stop it. 865 01:07:40,265 --> 01:07:44,018 -It was all an act. -No, it wasn't. It wasn't an... 866 01:07:46,271 --> 01:07:48,690 Not with you. 867 01:07:48,690 --> 01:07:51,192 I was scared that if I told you... 868 01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:10,670 Ford? How did you get into my flat? 869 01:08:11,379 --> 01:08:15,091 -Barnaby. -Barnaby? 870 01:08:16,968 --> 01:08:18,594 Dead man walking. 871 01:08:20,346 --> 01:08:22,265 No fucking way. 872 01:08:22,265 --> 01:08:25,143 -You know, sometimes... -No fucking way. 873 01:08:26,185 --> 01:08:27,895 ...I amaze myself. 874 01:08:28,313 --> 01:08:30,023 [RETCHING] 875 01:08:31,149 --> 01:08:32,358 Nice. 876 01:08:32,358 --> 01:08:33,359 [COUGHS] 877 01:08:34,694 --> 01:08:36,904 I... 878 01:08:36,904 --> 01:08:41,117 I saw them. I saw the police and the ambulance. 879 01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:42,493 I saw them. 880 01:08:46,664 --> 01:08:47,832 FORD: Actors. 881 01:08:47,832 --> 01:08:49,542 All right. If she says anything to you... 882 01:08:49,542 --> 01:08:51,252 -I'm so sorry. -FORD: ...just tell her it's police procedure. 883 01:08:51,753 --> 01:08:53,713 And the... 884 01:08:53,713 --> 01:08:55,298 -I saw blood. -[GUNSHOT] 885 01:08:58,009 --> 01:09:00,011 [COUGHS, SNIFFLES] 886 01:09:00,011 --> 01:09:01,846 Fuck me. [CHUCKLES] 887 01:09:01,846 --> 01:09:04,932 -I want to see that back. -That was magic. Magic. 888 01:09:05,641 --> 01:09:07,185 Go on, man. 889 01:09:08,728 --> 01:09:10,313 -Did it work? -It did, yeah. 890 01:09:11,272 --> 01:09:12,565 I love you. 891 01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:14,692 Fake, like, uh, 892 01:09:15,526 --> 01:09:16,819 Kit's feelings for you. 893 01:09:16,819 --> 01:09:18,696 No, no, no, that's not true. 894 01:09:18,696 --> 01:09:20,281 What is it you call it? 895 01:09:20,281 --> 01:09:21,824 The Method. 896 01:09:21,824 --> 01:09:23,159 [SOFTLY] You motherfucker. 897 01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:25,328 What? No one forced you to do anything. 898 01:09:25,328 --> 01:09:27,121 You wanted to be a star, remember? 899 01:09:27,121 --> 01:09:29,499 -Yeah, but you fucking married her. -I know. 900 01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:31,042 Great twist, eh? 901 01:09:31,042 --> 01:09:32,251 You... 902 01:09:32,251 --> 01:09:34,003 [BOTH GRUNTING] 903 01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:36,339 FORD: Okay. 904 01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:40,093 Just calm down. 905 01:09:43,388 --> 01:09:45,348 I have only come 906 01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:46,933 to pay what I owe. 907 01:09:47,725 --> 01:09:48,768 KIT: Fuck... 908 01:09:50,561 --> 01:09:53,564 You've grown a conscience all of a sudden? 909 01:09:53,564 --> 01:09:56,317 You didn't seem to mind fucking another man's wife. 910 01:10:01,656 --> 01:10:04,242 [EXHALES] Suit yourself, but I need the camera back. 911 01:10:05,493 --> 01:10:06,828 Take it. 912 01:10:06,828 --> 01:10:08,204 Take it and get out. 913 01:10:09,247 --> 01:10:10,581 And the others. 914 01:10:11,874 --> 01:10:13,084 KIT: Others? 915 01:10:14,585 --> 01:10:16,629 Yeah, well, I can't let you keep it, Kit. 916 01:10:16,629 --> 01:10:19,465 I mean, it's far too expensive. You must understand that. 917 01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:21,175 Not in my fucking flat. 918 01:10:21,175 --> 01:10:22,677 It's a bedsit, Kit. 919 01:10:40,528 --> 01:10:42,196 Oh, this is really good stuff. 920 01:10:42,196 --> 01:10:45,116 Carmen, I swear I know nothing about this. 921 01:10:45,116 --> 01:10:47,702 No, there he is telling you the truth. 922 01:10:47,702 --> 01:10:49,537 If I'd told him about the hidden cameras, 923 01:10:49,537 --> 01:10:51,038 then his performance wouldn't have been so authentic. 924 01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:54,750 And believe me... 925 01:10:54,750 --> 01:10:56,753 -[CARMEN MOANING] -...that's about as authentic as it gets. 926 01:11:00,798 --> 01:11:03,801 -When we met... -Oh, she speaks. 927 01:11:03,801 --> 01:11:06,471 ...did you have it planned already? 928 01:11:06,471 --> 01:11:08,848 Honey, try and keep up. 929 01:11:09,682 --> 01:11:11,517 It's why we met. 930 01:11:14,353 --> 01:11:16,856 The moment I saw you, 931 01:11:16,856 --> 01:11:18,775 I knew I'd found my character. 932 01:11:20,943 --> 01:11:22,737 Tempestuous, 933 01:11:22,737 --> 01:11:24,280 vulnerable... 934 01:11:24,906 --> 01:11:26,115 needy. 935 01:11:27,366 --> 01:11:29,202 Why are you so good to me? 936 01:11:29,202 --> 01:11:31,829 And then when I found out about this psycho ex-boyfriend of hers 937 01:11:31,829 --> 01:11:33,247 and the acid attack... 938 01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:35,541 Perfect. 939 01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:39,045 It is brilliant casting on my part, you must admit. 940 01:11:39,045 --> 01:11:40,796 I mean, the girl's a complete fuck-up. 941 01:11:45,676 --> 01:11:47,845 What? You want me to feel bad? 942 01:11:49,430 --> 01:11:50,598 I'm... 943 01:11:52,517 --> 01:11:53,851 an artist. 944 01:11:55,228 --> 01:11:56,979 Does a painter feel for his paint? 945 01:11:59,941 --> 01:12:02,401 You want a little sprinkling of Freudian motivation. 946 01:12:03,361 --> 01:12:04,612 Might help. 947 01:12:05,821 --> 01:12:08,032 Let me see. What can I tell you? 948 01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:10,701 That I grew up alone? 949 01:12:12,495 --> 01:12:15,581 That my parents threw money at me instead of love? 950 01:12:15,581 --> 01:12:17,959 That I was shunted from one nanny to another, 951 01:12:17,959 --> 01:12:20,545 from one heartless boarding school to the next? 952 01:12:20,545 --> 01:12:22,380 That I was taught to be emotionally frigid? 953 01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:26,175 Well, fuck that. 954 01:12:27,510 --> 01:12:29,178 I did it because I was bored. 955 01:12:30,263 --> 01:12:32,139 Because I could. 956 01:12:32,139 --> 01:12:34,642 Because I had the time and the money. 957 01:12:35,726 --> 01:12:37,478 I did it 958 01:12:37,478 --> 01:12:40,565 because people like me get... 959 01:12:40,565 --> 01:12:42,483 to play with the lives 960 01:12:42,483 --> 01:12:45,194 of people like you. 961 01:12:45,194 --> 01:12:48,489 Because you so desperately wanted to believe in love. 962 01:13:04,547 --> 01:13:07,925 Just got out of hand, didn't it? 963 01:13:11,804 --> 01:13:13,723 You went and kissed each other 964 01:13:14,890 --> 01:13:17,310 like you weren't meant to kiss each other. 965 01:13:18,019 --> 01:13:19,604 [FORD SIGHS] 966 01:13:24,108 --> 01:13:25,985 You never kissed me like that. 967 01:13:29,864 --> 01:13:31,157 Not once. 968 01:13:39,540 --> 01:13:42,460 I suppose that that is why I... 969 01:13:44,045 --> 01:13:45,504 [SOBBING] 970 01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:51,218 [SOBS MOCKINGLY] 971 01:13:51,218 --> 01:13:52,845 [LAUGHS] 972 01:13:54,555 --> 01:13:56,682 -Fuck me, I'm good. -What the fuck? 973 01:13:56,682 --> 01:13:58,392 I just thought a little tearful confession 974 01:13:58,392 --> 01:13:59,727 would come in useful, you know. 975 01:13:59,727 --> 01:14:00,895 Cut it into the film somewhere, 976 01:14:00,895 --> 01:14:02,021 but that's the last one. 977 01:14:03,773 --> 01:14:04,857 Trust me. 978 01:14:09,945 --> 01:14:11,030 I just realized. 979 01:14:12,114 --> 01:14:13,991 What? 980 01:14:13,991 --> 01:14:15,493 Nobody ever is gonna see your film. 981 01:14:16,869 --> 01:14:17,995 And why is that? 982 01:14:18,496 --> 01:14:20,164 Because you need 983 01:14:20,164 --> 01:14:21,582 a release form from Carmen. 984 01:14:21,582 --> 01:14:22,625 You need her permission. 985 01:14:24,168 --> 01:14:25,503 Making a film 986 01:14:26,629 --> 01:14:28,339 is all about organization. 987 01:14:31,550 --> 01:14:32,927 You've got to think of everything. 988 01:14:35,763 --> 01:14:37,932 Cross the "T's" and... 989 01:14:39,517 --> 01:14:41,102 dot the "I's." 990 01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:50,319 You'll thank me one day. 991 01:15:51,213 --> 01:15:53,215 MAN: How do you feel about, 992 01:15:53,215 --> 01:15:56,010 you know, being nominated for the award at the, uh... 993 01:15:56,010 --> 01:15:58,137 at the 3rd Indie-Vision Festival? 994 01:15:58,137 --> 01:16:00,014 I gotta tell you, it's... It's a buzz. 995 01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:02,057 It's, um, 996 01:16:02,057 --> 01:16:04,560 it's a great honor. 997 01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:07,354 More than I could've hoped for with this, my first film. 998 01:16:07,354 --> 01:16:10,024 Uh, but I had a wonderful cast, 999 01:16:10,024 --> 01:16:11,567 a good team around me, so... 1000 01:16:12,359 --> 01:16:14,153 -Sorry. -Sorry, what? 1001 01:16:14,153 --> 01:16:17,072 Are we excited about tonight's proceedings? 1002 01:16:17,072 --> 01:16:19,241 Of course. Of course we're very, very happy 1003 01:16:19,241 --> 01:16:22,036 that Dot the I has been nominated for an award tonight. 1004 01:16:22,036 --> 01:16:24,455 Everybody's invited. There's no hard feelings between us. 1005 01:16:24,455 --> 01:16:26,123 We're all great friends now. 1006 01:16:26,123 --> 01:16:28,125 I think everyone's very, very proud 1007 01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:29,585 of our achievements. 1008 01:16:29,585 --> 01:16:31,253 [STAMMERS] Especially as, you know, 1009 01:16:31,253 --> 01:16:33,297 it was our idea in the first place. 1010 01:16:33,297 --> 01:16:35,966 And, uh, the film has been doing so wonderfully well 1011 01:16:35,966 --> 01:16:37,885 on the film-festival circuit. 1012 01:16:37,885 --> 01:16:40,596 Yeah, of course, we wanna get it out there, you know, 1013 01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:42,431 into the cinemas. 1014 01:16:42,431 --> 01:16:46,018 Well, this evening's proceedings should bring us a lot of publicity. 1015 01:16:46,018 --> 01:16:47,978 [CHUCKLES] Yes, well, we, um, we want a hit. 1016 01:16:47,978 --> 01:16:49,146 Absolutely, yeah. 1017 01:16:51,857 --> 01:16:53,192 -I could get... -(MUMBLES) 1018 01:16:54,902 --> 01:16:56,362 [EXHALES SHARPLY, SNIFFLES] 1019 01:16:57,696 --> 01:16:59,281 Sorry, what? 1020 01:16:59,281 --> 01:17:00,533 When we were making the movie, 1021 01:17:00,533 --> 01:17:02,243 Carmen didn't know she was in the film, 1022 01:17:02,243 --> 01:17:05,120 and she was, understandably, 1023 01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:07,206 a little freaked out at the time. 1024 01:17:07,206 --> 01:17:09,291 And then time went by, 1025 01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:10,876 and I quietly went to work, 1026 01:17:10,876 --> 01:17:14,421 and I cut together a really moving performance. 1027 01:17:14,421 --> 01:17:16,173 And I showed it to her. 1028 01:17:16,173 --> 01:17:17,675 She loved it. 1029 01:17:17,675 --> 01:17:19,218 Well, of course she loved it. She's beautiful in it. 1030 01:17:19,218 --> 01:17:20,803 She's wonderful. 1031 01:17:20,803 --> 01:17:24,265 It was like six or seven months of pent-up emotion 1032 01:17:24,265 --> 01:17:27,184 suddenly flowed out of her. 1033 01:17:27,184 --> 01:17:29,019 And I... 1034 01:17:29,019 --> 01:17:31,605 I took her in my arms after the screening, 1035 01:17:31,605 --> 01:17:33,440 gave her a cuddle. 1036 01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:34,984 I think we made a connection 1037 01:17:34,984 --> 01:17:38,112 that was deeper than anything we had in the film. 1038 01:17:38,112 --> 01:17:41,073 Something very real now between Carmen and me. 1039 01:17:41,073 --> 01:17:44,326 And so, now we come to the Newcomer Award. 1040 01:17:44,326 --> 01:17:46,787 -[SNAPS FINGERS] -And I'm pleased to say that in this category... 1041 01:17:46,787 --> 01:17:48,539 -Come on. -...the judging panel have come 1042 01:17:48,539 --> 01:17:51,500 to a completely unanimous decision. 1043 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:54,545 This award goes to a film which is 1044 01:17:54,545 --> 01:17:57,756 uncompromising and remarkable. 1045 01:17:57,756 --> 01:18:00,217 It is an extraordinary achievement. 1046 01:18:00,217 --> 01:18:04,680 A tragic love story which is startling in its authenticity and realism. 1047 01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:06,181 TOM: Put it on automatic. THEO: What? 1048 01:18:06,181 --> 01:18:07,391 TOM: Put it on automatic. 1049 01:18:07,391 --> 01:18:10,060 MAN: ...present the Newcomer Award 1050 01:18:10,060 --> 01:18:11,854 -to Barnaby F. Caspian for Dot the I! -Bravo. 1051 01:18:11,854 --> 01:18:13,230 THEO: I can handle it. 1052 01:18:13,230 --> 01:18:14,857 TOM: You're gonna miss him. THEO: I can handle it. 1053 01:18:14,857 --> 01:18:16,400 Put the fucking thing on automatic. 1054 01:18:19,236 --> 01:18:20,654 [ALL CHEERING] 1055 01:18:53,354 --> 01:18:54,939 [PEOPLE GASPING] 1056 01:18:54,939 --> 01:18:57,942 Jesus Christ. Jesus fucking Christ. 1057 01:18:57,942 --> 01:18:59,193 MAN: He's got a gun! 1058 01:18:59,193 --> 01:19:00,778 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1059 01:19:01,946 --> 01:19:03,781 TOM: Is he dead? THEO: I don't know. 1060 01:19:03,781 --> 01:19:05,616 TOM: Did you get the shot? THEO: I think so. 1061 01:19:05,616 --> 01:19:06,951 TOM: Did you get it? THEO: I think so. 1062 01:19:06,951 --> 01:19:08,285 -Did you get the shot, Theo? -I got it. I got it. 1063 01:19:08,285 --> 01:19:09,411 TOM: Good. 1064 01:19:12,706 --> 01:19:14,041 [PEOPLE CLAMORING] 1065 01:19:15,542 --> 01:19:16,794 CARMEN: Barnaby? 1066 01:19:20,714 --> 01:19:22,007 [SOBS] 1067 01:19:28,597 --> 01:19:30,683 DETECTIVE: You wanna tell us what's going on? 1068 01:19:30,683 --> 01:19:31,976 KIT: I wish I knew. 1069 01:19:31,976 --> 01:19:33,435 You're gonna have to do better than that, son. 1070 01:19:38,983 --> 01:19:41,026 KIT: It was Tom and Theo's idea... 1071 01:19:42,194 --> 01:19:43,654 The whole film. 1072 01:19:45,990 --> 01:19:47,449 And they thought it would be 1073 01:19:47,449 --> 01:19:50,160 a great idea if the film spilled over into real life. 1074 01:19:51,829 --> 01:19:52,955 Go on. 1075 01:19:54,707 --> 01:19:56,291 The plan was 1076 01:19:56,834 --> 01:19:58,127 that I was... 1077 01:20:00,004 --> 01:20:02,172 supposed to be upset 1078 01:20:02,172 --> 01:20:04,758 because Carmen was back with Barnaby. 1079 01:20:04,758 --> 01:20:08,012 I would seek my revenge in his moment of glory. 1080 01:20:08,012 --> 01:20:09,930 I was going to pretend to shoot him. 1081 01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:14,018 And he was going to pretend to go down. 1082 01:20:14,018 --> 01:20:16,311 Just for the cameras, you know? 1083 01:20:16,311 --> 01:20:18,272 Then I would get jumped on, 1084 01:20:18,272 --> 01:20:21,442 and we'd let it go on just for a little while 1085 01:20:21,442 --> 01:20:24,403 until the whole ceremony descended into chaos. 1086 01:20:24,403 --> 01:20:26,822 Then he would get up, and that was it. 1087 01:20:26,822 --> 01:20:28,741 We'd all have a good laugh. 1088 01:20:28,741 --> 01:20:30,117 What was the point? 1089 01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:33,454 What was the point? Publicity. 1090 01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:36,540 The stunt would hit the news, 1091 01:20:36,540 --> 01:20:39,918 and you can't buy that kind of publicity. 1092 01:20:39,918 --> 01:20:42,880 Tom and Theo thought that the film would be a hit off the back of it. 1093 01:20:47,593 --> 01:20:49,303 This is a starter pistol. 1094 01:20:50,012 --> 01:20:51,347 I know. 1095 01:20:51,347 --> 01:20:53,140 It only fires blanks. 1096 01:20:53,140 --> 01:20:55,225 I know. I know. 1097 01:20:55,225 --> 01:20:58,604 Then if you shot him with a starter pistol, 1098 01:20:58,604 --> 01:21:00,064 perhaps you could explain to me 1099 01:21:00,064 --> 01:21:02,066 how Barnaby is lying in a hospital bed 1100 01:21:02,066 --> 01:21:04,026 fighting for his life. 1101 01:21:04,026 --> 01:21:05,861 All I know is that that was the plan. 1102 01:21:07,237 --> 01:21:09,698 That's why I was given the starter pistol. 1103 01:21:09,698 --> 01:21:11,075 PARAMEDIC: You can't go in there, love. Sorry. 1104 01:21:11,075 --> 01:21:13,202 No, he's my husband. 1105 01:21:13,202 --> 01:21:15,079 KIT: You know, maybe you should talk to Tom and Theo. 1106 01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:18,123 It was their idea. 1107 01:21:18,123 --> 01:21:20,918 And, you know, they were always a little bit nuts. 1108 01:21:22,628 --> 01:21:25,130 I don't know, maybe they took the stunt to heart. 1109 01:21:35,432 --> 01:21:37,226 THEO: I don't know what you're talking about. 1110 01:21:37,226 --> 01:21:39,103 I don't know anything about no publicity stunt. 1111 01:21:55,202 --> 01:21:56,787 DETECTIVE: Is this camera yours? 1112 01:22:02,167 --> 01:22:03,168 Yes. 1113 01:22:04,670 --> 01:22:05,879 And this? 1114 01:22:13,637 --> 01:22:15,055 This has nothing to do with us. 1115 01:22:15,055 --> 01:22:16,473 DETECTIVE: They found it in the ballroom. 1116 01:22:16,473 --> 01:22:17,724 TOM: Another starting pistol? 1117 01:22:17,724 --> 01:22:19,143 DETECTIVE: No, no, no. 1118 01:22:19,143 --> 01:22:21,061 It's an automatic. Guess what? 1119 01:22:21,061 --> 01:22:22,479 It's recently been fired. 1120 01:22:23,105 --> 01:22:24,356 So? 1121 01:22:24,356 --> 01:22:26,692 I've never seen that fucking thing in my life. 1122 01:22:26,692 --> 01:22:27,943 DETECTIVE: Then perhaps you could explain 1123 01:22:27,943 --> 01:22:29,862 why it has your fingerprints all over it. 1124 01:22:29,862 --> 01:22:32,656 -TOM: What? -No, I swear, man. I swear. 1125 01:22:34,074 --> 01:22:35,325 Let's have a look at this, shall we? 1126 01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:37,953 [INAUDIBLE] 1127 01:22:39,163 --> 01:22:41,123 TOM: And tonight's proceedings 1128 01:22:41,123 --> 01:22:43,667 should bring us a lot of publicity. 1129 01:22:43,667 --> 01:22:46,712 [CHUCKLES] 'Cause we want a hit. 1130 01:22:46,712 --> 01:22:47,838 -Absolutely, yeah. -MAN: Sir. 1131 01:22:50,090 --> 01:22:51,091 [WHISPERS] 1132 01:22:55,512 --> 01:22:57,097 Well, boys, 1133 01:22:57,097 --> 01:22:58,807 you're in a whole heap of trouble. 1134 01:22:59,933 --> 01:23:01,852 -Barnaby's dead. -[GASPS] 1135 01:23:07,524 --> 01:23:10,194 So, what have we got? 1136 01:23:10,194 --> 01:23:12,196 MAN: [ON VIDEO] ...to present the Newcomer Award... 1137 01:23:12,196 --> 01:23:13,864 TOM: Put it on automatic. You're gonna miss the shot. 1138 01:23:13,864 --> 01:23:15,282 THEO: I can handle it. I can handle it. 1139 01:23:15,282 --> 01:23:16,825 TOM: You're gonna miss him. THEO: I can handle it. 1140 01:23:16,825 --> 01:23:18,368 TOM: Put the fucking thing on automatic. 1141 01:23:21,079 --> 01:23:22,497 [PEOPLE CHEERING] 1142 01:23:54,404 --> 01:23:56,573 [PEOPLE GASPING] 1143 01:23:56,573 --> 01:23:59,576 THEO: Jesus Christ. Jesus fucking Christ. 1144 01:23:59,576 --> 01:24:00,953 MAN: He's got a gun! 1145 01:24:00,953 --> 01:24:01,954 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1146 01:24:03,872 --> 01:24:05,666 TOM: Is he dead? THEO: I don't know. 1147 01:24:05,666 --> 01:24:07,376 TOM: Oh, Jesus Christ. Did you get the shot? THEO: I think so. 1148 01:24:07,376 --> 01:24:09,044 TOM: Did you get it? THEO: I think so. 1149 01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:10,295 TOM: Did you get the shot, Theo? THEO: I got it. I got it. 1150 01:24:10,295 --> 01:24:11,296 TOM: Good. 1151 01:24:37,614 --> 01:24:39,074 ♪ Be still now 1152 01:24:40,075 --> 01:24:41,285 ♪ I am with you 1153 01:24:41,285 --> 01:24:43,245 Theo, what the fuck have you done? 1154 01:24:43,245 --> 01:24:44,705 -I swear, I found it in my pocket. -What the fuck have you done? 1155 01:24:44,705 --> 01:24:46,331 Honest, I don't know where it came from. I swear. 1156 01:24:46,331 --> 01:24:49,167 -I found it in my pocket. -Theo, what the fuck have you done? 1157 01:24:50,335 --> 01:24:52,671 I think you should get yourselves a lawyer. 1158 01:24:52,671 --> 01:24:54,381 ♪ You will not suffer 1159 01:24:56,925 --> 01:24:59,303 ♪ Breathe deeply 1160 01:24:59,303 --> 01:25:02,806 ♪ Breathe in the healing love Of the universe 1161 01:25:02,806 --> 01:25:05,392 ♪ And breathe out the sickness Which has taken you 1162 01:26:12,918 --> 01:26:14,378 [SIREN WAILING] 1163 01:26:15,003 --> 01:26:16,254 [CROWD CLAMORING] 1164 01:26:29,810 --> 01:26:32,771 ♪ It's easy It's like breathing 1165 01:26:34,147 --> 01:26:36,149 ♪ It's like a heartbeat ♪ 1166 01:26:43,156 --> 01:26:44,783 [CLAMORING CONTINUES] 1167 01:26:53,166 --> 01:26:55,669 REPORTER 1: Have you been following the Tom and Theo trial? 1168 01:26:56,795 --> 01:26:58,505 Do you miss Barnaby? 1169 01:26:58,505 --> 01:27:00,465 REPORTER 2: Carmen, who made your dress? 1170 01:27:03,510 --> 01:27:04,678 Get that camera out of here! 1171 01:27:06,555 --> 01:27:09,641 ♪ One, two, three and I come With the redneck style 1172 01:27:09,641 --> 01:27:12,227 ♪ 'Cause you know I get paid By the mile like Avis 1173 01:27:12,227 --> 01:27:15,230 ♪ I pave this, fast save this Everybody smile 1174 01:27:15,230 --> 01:27:16,857 ♪ And act gracious 1175 01:27:16,857 --> 01:27:19,192 ♪ See, I rob banks I pull pranks Sometimes I eat 1176 01:27:19,192 --> 01:27:23,113 ♪ Franks and knishes Best wishes I'm vicious, but here 1177 01:27:23,113 --> 01:27:26,700 ♪ I am again like CNN Delivery, my friend 1178 01:27:29,035 --> 01:27:31,746 ♪ Stick 'em up, punk It's the fun lovin' criminal 1179 01:27:34,082 --> 01:27:36,835 ♪ Stick 'em up, punk It's the fun lovin' criminal 1180 01:27:46,678 --> 01:27:49,014 ♪ Yes, we bug a lot And my friends is loud 1181 01:27:49,014 --> 01:27:51,558 ♪ And I'm more freaky Than Disco 2000 1182 01:27:51,558 --> 01:27:54,019 ♪ I scream, I yell I bark, I bite 1183 01:27:54,019 --> 01:27:56,521 ♪ I'll hit you with an egg On a hot summer night 1184 01:27:56,521 --> 01:27:59,065 ♪ I never let the cops Get wind of me 1185 01:27:59,065 --> 01:28:01,902 ♪ And I never Ever, ever say die 1186 01:28:01,902 --> 01:28:04,112 ♪ I never take myself Too seriously 1187 01:28:04,112 --> 01:28:06,573 ♪ 'Cause everybody knows Fat birds don't fly 1188 01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:12,037 ♪ Stick 'em up, punk It's the fun lovin' criminal 1189 01:28:14,289 --> 01:28:17,125 ♪ Stick 'em up, punk It's the fun lovin' criminal 1190 01:28:19,336 --> 01:28:21,880 ♪ Stick 'em up, punk It's the fun lovin' criminal 1191 01:28:24,299 --> 01:28:26,676 ♪ Stick 'em up, punk It's the fun lovin' criminal 1192 01:28:30,430 --> 01:28:32,641 ♪ The fun lovin' criminal 1193 01:28:35,477 --> 01:28:37,145 ♪ The fun lovin' criminal 1194 01:28:40,607 --> 01:28:43,026 ♪ The fun lovin' criminal 1195 01:28:46,821 --> 01:28:49,574 ♪ Means with the green Murder on your spleen 1196 01:28:49,574 --> 01:28:51,743 ♪ Living in a dream Do you know what I mean? 1197 01:28:51,743 --> 01:28:54,496 ♪ Goateed indeed Smart like John Steed 1198 01:28:54,496 --> 01:28:56,790 ♪ I'll steal your girlie And I'll steal your weed 1199 01:28:56,790 --> 01:28:59,376 ♪ I got so much flavor that I'll always leave you chewin' 1200 01:28:59,376 --> 01:29:01,878 ♪ I got so many styles You'll be thinking I'm from the UN 1201 01:29:01,878 --> 01:29:04,339 ♪ I broke into the White House And never got caught 1202 01:29:04,339 --> 01:29:07,008 ♪ And I'd be Neil Armstrong If I was an astronaut 1203 01:29:07,008 --> 01:29:09,386 ♪ I am always optimistic About human relations 1204 01:29:09,386 --> 01:29:11,805 ♪ I got more friends than my man Peter Gatien 1205 01:29:11,805 --> 01:29:14,349 ♪ We're always fun loving So don't start bugging 1206 01:29:14,349 --> 01:29:19,229 ♪ If your girlie comes up And starts kissing and hugging 1207 01:29:19,229 --> 01:29:22,148 ♪ Stick 'em up, punk It's the fun lovin' criminal 1208 01:29:24,317 --> 01:29:27,404 ♪ Stick 'em up, punk It's the fun lovin' criminal 1209 01:29:29,489 --> 01:29:31,116 ♪ Stick 'em up, punk... ♪ 1210 01:29:31,116 --> 01:29:33,785 THEO: "Dot the I passes the $50 million mark." 1211 01:29:33,785 --> 01:29:34,869 It's a lot of money. 1212 01:29:34,869 --> 01:29:36,371 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1213 01:29:38,373 --> 01:29:40,000 What are you doing? Oh! 1214 01:29:42,377 --> 01:29:43,587 [LAUGHS] 1215 01:29:43,587 --> 01:29:44,713 -You got any papers in there? -[LAUGHS] 77479

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