All language subtitles for mr robinson 5_track3_[und]

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Okay, fine.
Just tell him I called again.

You okay, Vic?

No. Robert's not returning
my phone calls.

I think something's up with him.

Really? So you two
haven't been connecting?

No, it's just, you know,
a rough patch.

That's normal in relationships.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely; I
wouldn't worry about it at all.

You think Robert's feeling
tied down, don't you?

My perspective,
as your friend and as a man,

Robert may be feeling pressure,
you know?

I mean, what's it been?
Three years?

- Without him committing.
- Yes.

He hasn't even asked me
to move in with him,

let alone hinted at marriage,

and he's just been
so distant lately.

I just thought it was
because he was busy at work.

That's what guys
want you to think.

He's subtly
pushing you away so then

you don't get
what you need emotionally.

And then I get fed up
and break up with him.

Classic.
We make you break up with us.

Men are such cowards.

Oh.

Not you. Thank you for being
a good friend, Craig.

Hey, all part of the plan.

- What plan?
- The plan to support you.

¶ They breaking up,
they breaking up ¶

¶ They break-a-break,
break-a-break, breaking up ¶

¶ They breaking up,
they breaking up ¶

- Who's breaking up?
- Ah!

Victoria and Robert,
on the outs.

Oh, wow,
I find it astonishing

how you continually
get rejected by Victoria,

yet still publicly
pursue her.

Samir, I'm playing what's
called the long game, okay?

Proximity, trust,
information.

That's fascinating.
So am I playing the long game?

With Ashleigh? You playing
the long I-ain't-got-no-game.

Craig, come on.
I need your help.

The thought of her burns like
an X-ray laser through my heart.

I mean, a stripper
that loves math?

What's not perfect about her?

Samir, Ashleigh's
a complicated woman.

Men say outrageous
things to her.

Yet only deliver
folded dollar bills

near her perfectly-packaged
peaches.

So use that, deliver.

Give her some real romance.

Hey, what are you guys
talking about?

- Isotopes.
- Isotopes.

(man)
¶ Robinson ¶

¶ Mr. Robinson ¶

What's going on?

Principal Taylor and Supervisor
Dalton just called

a mandatory meeting.

Okay, whatever comes up,

I am not making moonshine
in the boiler room, okay?

Jimmy,
we don't have a boiler room.

Exactly.

(Craig)
PT, Dalts,
what's the good news?

Well, Craig--

I'm sorry;
I just can't do it.

I refuse to be the one
to kill the funk.

Eileen?

The school is in
a very serious budget crisis.

We have to make
some very painful cutbacks.

Nonessential classes,
like P.E. and music,

will be terminated
at the end of the week.

What?

You can't do that.
I can't breathe.

I'm so sorry, Craig,
really, so sorry, hurting,

bad, inside, ouch.

Ouch for me too, Dalts.

Money, need it.

Look, we've overcome
shortfalls before.

I'm sure there's something
we could do,

maybe throw a bake sale.

- Or a sexy car wash.
- I have a hose.

It can't be that bad.
How much money do we owe?

$30,000.

- Okay,
it was nice working with you.

[humming]

[all humming]

¶ Turn around ¶

¶ Every now and then I feel
a little bit lonely ¶

¶ And you never come around ¶

¶ Turn around ¶

¶ Every now and then
I get a little bit tired ¶

¶ Of listening
to the sound of ¶

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Why you singing
this sad-ass white people music?

Mr. C,
do you have the big C?

That's what my mom
calls my stepmom.

I don't have cancer.

The school's having
a budget crisis,

and music and P.E. classes
are being canceled.

[together]
What? No.

Is that why Coach Magnum
is asking us to write tweets

of recommendation for him?

They're firing you?

This isn't fair.

It's the only class
I even come to.

Sorry, guys, but unless one
of you has $30,000,

this is my last week here.

It was nice working with you.

- We're not gonna let
this happen, Mr. C.

Okay.

Let's make our last few classes
together really mean something.

Or not, whatever.

¶ Turn around,
bright eyes ¶

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I agree, Craig.

You and Victoria
would be perfect together,

and I think you're right;
she and Robert are on the outs.

So right now is the most
delicate time.

Yeah, because you don't want to
be blamed for breaking them up.

And I don't want to be
the rebound guy.

Yeah, you just want to be
the guy-guy.

Jimmy,
what are you doing?

Last licks, guys, last licks.

Faceball's gonna be illegal
in a couple days.

You want in?

- No, thank you.
- Come on.

All right, just one.

- Oh!
- Whoo!

[laughs]
Nice arm, Mr. C.

Thanks, Luke.
Ashleigh?

- I'm not getting fired.
- Come on, Ash.

Why not?

Oh!

Another one,
Miss Fellows?

Maybe a little lower,
perhaps?

Oh, my...

Okay, last laps, losers.
Go.

Hey, I was thinking,
there must be some way

for us to raise the money
for us to keep our jobs.

Oh, buddy,
I am way ahead of you.

Number one,
we could burn the school down

and collect on the insurance;
I know a guy.

Then where would you teach,
Jimmy?

Okay, so number two,
we go on The Voice,

and we have those judges
bid on us.

- Jimmy, those judges--
- Wait, Jimmy, that's it.

When I flip a house
and I put it up for auction,

it always sells for more.

We could have a teacher auction.

[laughs]
That's a dumb idea.

No, that's a great idea.

No, you're right,
it's a great idea.

I thought you said circumcision.

Craig, I am so sorry.

This is completely unfair.

If there's anything we can do...

You and Ashleigh could do
a double lap dance on me,

help take my mind off of things.

- Okay.
- No!

Worth a shot.

Okay, everybody,
listen up.

We've come up with a way
to raise the money,

but we need your help
and permission.

We can throw a teacher auction.

Craig,
you're stealing my thunder.

Guys,
we can throw a teacher auction.

- That's a great idea.
- Thank you.

The winning bidder gets
to have a teacher for the day.

Yeah,
it's like a slave auction.

No, Jimmy.

It's not like that...
at all.

But you can use that teacher's
talent for whatever you need,

music for an event.

- Personal training.
- Exotic dancing.

I need all of those things.

This is a possible
big-time money maker.

We load the place with
deep-pocket bidders and shills

who drive the price up.

I could invite Robert.
- If he ever calls you back.

Yes, and his lawyer friends.

They would kill each other
for a shot at Ashleigh.

Damn, I'm gonna
have to sell all my stuff.

And there are a ton
of big fish

I can bring from my strip club.

Yes, those guys
literally throw money at you.

And I could get
Flo-Jack's to host it.

You cool with all this, PT?

Oh, yeah,
I'll even be the auctioneer.

I'll make it rain in that bitch.

But we have to do it
by this weekend.

Great.
Hey, let's get our jobs back.

Okay.
This is gonna be great.

Hey, now, who wants to come with
me to get waxed and bleached?

I know a guy.

[doorbell rings]

Deandre?
What you doing here?

We need to talk, yo.

So...

You not gonna offer a brother
a cocktail?

Son,
you'd better speak your piece.

Fine, let me be straight up
and down with you, dog.

You need to help me save
your brother's job.

What? You saying Craig
gonna get fired?

It's done.
Budget cuts.

And you know if Craig
loses his job,

you gonna have to find one.

Ah, hell, no.

Yo, yo, what do you need?
Anything.

We need you
and the Nasty Delicious

to help us make a video,
you know,

put it online
and get some donations,

keep Craig at the school.

And you came to the right
little man, little man.

Great, thanks, Cinnamon.

So I've confirmed
a bunch of my regulars

from the club are coming.

The dancers are even going
to paint ads on themselves

about the auction.

It's less demeaning
than it sounds.

Isn't her perky crassness
just adorable?

Craig, I've sold
almost everything I own

so I can bid for her
at the auction.

Are you sure
that's a good idea?

In my culture, a romantic
gesture is a 50-person

perfectly choreographed dance
in the middle of a market.

You said it yourself.
I have to go big.

Never said that.

Hey, hey,
we've got to set up a situation

where she'll be
indebted to you,

like something where she almost
dies and you can save her life.

Or maybe something
a little simpler.

Try courting her.

Flowers are always nice.

Yes, flowers,
poisonous flowers,

and only you have
the antidote.

I know a florist.
I can set it up.

Well, Robert got a bunch
of his rich friends to come.

I think we can actually
pull this off.

You were finally able
to get a hold of him.

By text, but, you know,
he was in meetings all morning.

Yeah, I'm sure
that's what it was.

I am kind of getting
a weird feeling.

I'm so sorry to hear that.

Craig, do you think
maybe we could get some lunch?

Of course, Victoria.

You know I'm always here
for you.

Victoria.

Hey,
they said you were in here.

Hey, Craig.

Robert.

What are you doing here?

Well, either I lost my job
and became a delivery guy,

or I got you some lunch
from your favorite restaurant.

Uh-oh, favorite restaurant,
not good.

Listen, I was hoping
to get a little time with you.

Me too.

Craig, do you mind?

No, I'm cool, just chilling.

Oh, oh, you know...
I got a thing.

I got to...

So...

So I know I've been distant
and busy lately,

but my hard work's
paid off.

Babe, I was just offered a job
at Brody, Reuben, and Stahl.

They want to make me a partner.

Robert, that's amazing.
Oh, I'm so happy for you.

I would start in two weeks
in New York,

and I want you to go with me.

What's going on?

I think he's breaking up
with her right now.

Ooh!

(both)
¶ They're breaking up ¶
they're breaking up ¶

.

You might be moving
to New York?

Wow, that's--
that's so exciting, Vic, wow.

Yeah, well, I mean,
I haven't decided yet,

but thanks for your
fake excitement.

Really?
It was that bad?

I'm much better at giving,
"You're so hot.

I love that bald spot."

Victoria,
is this what you really want?

I mean, you're going to be
chasing a guy

who won't marry you
across the country.

Well, I mean, don't you think
this could be a step

towards marriage?

I think a ring and a proposal
is a step towards marriage.

Without that, you're just
giving everything up

for someone
who might not be the one.

Look,
can you just be happy for me?

(Ashleigh)
I'm--I'm trying,

but, you know,
you may leave,

Craig may leave,
my daddy left.

(Victoria)
What?

My abandonment issues
are skyrocketing.

Okay, it's okay;
look, if I do go,

then I'll come back
and visit.

That's what Daddy said.

¶ Music speaks a language
for every single one of us ¶

¶ Don't want to lose
our friend so rare ¶

¶ He cares,
he teaches us ¶

¶ Kids on the bubble,
'bout to pop into some trouble ¶

¶ Save our teacher
from destruction ¶

¶ It's a tax deduction ¶

¶ The clock
is freaking ticking ¶

¶ We're running out of time ¶

Silence!

- Yo, man,
why you keep interrupting me?

Because that was garbage.

You either hit the note
or get the hell out of here.

What, yo?
I'm rapping.

Don't argue!

Why are you breaking
your own furniture?

You're poking the bear,
Deandre.

You're poking the bear.

Again.

[funky music]

¶ ¶

¶ Kids on the bubble ¶

Silence!

I need a break.
Take five?

This was a big mistake.

We're never gonna finish
filming our video.

That guy's out of control.

The song ain't the video.

Ben losing his mind
was always gonna be the video.

People see how he treats us,

they gonna give us stacks
of cash.

Already got the title:
"A-hole explodes on kids."

Do not Google that.

Okay, so hang on;
If Victoria moves to New York,

then I could just stay here
and teach English.

If you could teach English.

That's what she said.

Jimmy,
that's not how that's used.

Craig, do you even want to
keep teaching here

if Victoria's not around?

I do want to keep teaching.

I love it here,

but it'd be perfect
if she stayed.

Then do something about it now,

or you're going to miss
your chance.

You right, Ash, and I am.

I'm gonna win Victoria
in that auction tonight.

Then I'm gonna show her
that we belong together.

No, Craig, that's my idea.

How is it your idea?

Isotopes.

This is finally my opening
with Victoria,

so I can wedge myself
in there.

That's what he said.

Thank you.

[upbeat funky music]

Somebody say yeah!
all: Yeah!

- Say oh, yeah!
all: Oh, yeah!

When I say Studs,
you say Terkel.

[together]
Studs. Terkel.
Studs. Terkel.

When I say kids,
you say money. Kids.

all: Money.
- Kids.

all: Money.

We got 500 so far from me
and the Nasty Delicious

and all the things
we can do for you.

So now when I say 500,
you say 1,000.

500.

1,000!

All right, Dalts.

We are gonna jam hard,
Craig, jam hard!

Somebody have 2,000?

Does anybody have 2,000?
Please?

2,000!

Arrr.

[cheers and applause]

We have $2,800.

Do I hear 3,000?

This young lady can help you
lay down some tile

or put up some drywall.

Ooh, 3,000.

Anyone want to go
over 3,000?

$4,858.73.

$4,800 going once,
going twice--

5 grand.

(Taylor)
$5,000 going once,
going twice, sold.

[applause]

Samir, the way you got that guy
to go up to 5?

You make the perfect shill.

That's me,
the perfect shill.

Tough break, buddy.

Hey, Ashleigh's
not going anywhere.

Remember, long game.

Thanks, Craig.

Now if you'll excuse me,

I'm gonna go buy
$4,800 worth of tequila

and throw up
in my empty apartment.

There you go.

[upbeat music]

[cheers and applause]

And last
but certainly not least,

we have our beautiful English
teacher, Victoria Wavers.

[cheers and applause]

Hey, Craig,
how's it going?

Robert.

All right,
let's get started bidding.

We have--
- 1,000.

- Oh, we have--
- 2,000.

Craig, man, what are you--
what are you doing?

Just tell me how much
the school needs.

I'll write you a check.
You don't have to be a shill.

We have 2,000.

I'm winning Victoria.

That's what I'm doing.

Winning?

I don't think so.

3,000.

4,000.

Craig, this is--
this is crazy, man.

She's my girlfriend.

For now.

(Taylor)
We have 4,000.

Seriously?

You know,
I was gonna save this for later,

but I think now
is the perfect time.

- Is it?
- My final offer...

$5,000 and my life.

Here in front
of all your friends,

Victoria, come to New York
with me and be my wife.

Will you marry me?

5,100.

Shut up, Danny!

Yes.
Yes, I will marry you.

Tough break, buddy,
but hey, you know,

Victoria's not going anywhere--
oh.

Well, at least
you still have your job--oh.

I'm sorry, Craig.
I'm not very good at this.

But I do have 4 grand worth
of tequila

if you want to go
get hammered.

Hell, yeah.

.

These flowers
are so beautiful.

Read the card.

What the hell, Craig?

Now that Victoria's gone,
you're trying to steal

my imaginary girlfriend?

Wait for it.

Of course I'll have lunch
with you.

Thanks, Samir.

Yeah,
I was just thinking maybe--

- Stop talking.
- Good idea.

Hey, guys.

We tallied up everything,
and we made just over $17,000.

Unfortunately,
we're still short.

I failed you.

If I could have fired
someone else to save your job,

I would have.

I'm looking at you,
Eileen.

Yo, before y'all start crying
and snotting

all over each other,

we got something
to show you in Mr. C's room.

Come on.

What's going on in here?

We have a little surprise
for you.

I'm Mexican.

That's not the surprise.

How is that not the surprise?

No offense to you all,

but we kind of figured
your auction was gonna suck,

so we took matters
into our own hands.

¶ The clock
is freaking ticking ¶

¶ We're running out of time ¶

Silence!
That was garbage!

You either hit the note
or get the hell out of here!

Don't argue!

You're poking the bear!

Hit the note!

Please help us.

Get us away from this
music teacher.

We beg you.

Please, help us get
our real music teacher back.

Send donations
to our PayPal account now.

Hit the note.

So that's what happened
to my barstools.

You guys did this for me?

Technically for us, but...

Of course.

And the video went viral.

People despise your brother.

I can understand that.

And our Paypal account
is up to almost $15,000.

That should cover
getting you back, right?

It sure does.

Welcome back, boys.
We just got refunds!

Yeah.

I'm back, baby!

[piano tinkling]

- Thank you.
- De nada, mi amigo.

So it seems you have a couple
of thousand dollars to spare.

What are you gonna do
with it?

Yo.

I'm the most hated man
on the internet.

We pulled it off, yo.

Just like we planned.

So the deal...

my money for the cut,
what's leftover.

You deserve it,
all 120 bucks.

120, cool.

Yep.

Yo, it was nice doing business
with you, little man.

You too, little man.

Dumbass.

So I guess this is good-bye.

Well, all right.

- Let's get our jobs back.
- Okay.