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I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time.
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Friendly faces everywhere.
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Humble folks
without temptation.
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Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind.
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Ample parking day or night.
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People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!"
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Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind.
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Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.
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Timmy, Timmy,
liv-a-la, Timmy!
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Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine.
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Okay, children.
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Step off the bus
and form a group
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next to the nice redneck...
I mean rancher.
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Hello, boys and girls.
My name is Rancher Bob.
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Let's all say hello
to Rancher Bob.
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Hi, Rancher Bob.
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I'm pleased to show you all
the wonderful world of beef.
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Follow me.
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City kids get to go to museums
for field trips.
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We get cow farms.
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Now, out here,
you can see our cattle.
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This is where the magic begins
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as the cows eat, sleep,
and prepare for certain death.
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They look so delicious.
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Now, here we have
the slaughterhouse.
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This is where we turn the cows
into steaks and burgers!
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Ew!
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Aw, dude!
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Anybody want a free sample?
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Me! Me! Me! Me!
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And in here, boys and girls,
we have our veal ranch.
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You see, with veal, the whole
key is keeping the cows chained
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so they can't walk around
or get any exercise.
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That way,
their muscle tissue stays soft
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and makes for tender veal.
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Wait a minute.
Veal is... little baby cows?
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Yepper!
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Then why the hell
do they call it "veal"?
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Well, if we called it
"little baby cow",
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people might not eat it.
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- Yeah! I wouldn't have!
- Uh, me neither.
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Oh, man!
Look at that one!
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- It looks delicious!
- What?
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Succulent and juicy.
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Can we have a free sample
of these, too?
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Well, no.
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But all these veals are going
to the slaughterhouse
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tomorrow morning.
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They'll be steaks
by the afternoon,
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and then you can buy them
at your grocery store.
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All right!
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Tomorrow morning?
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Dude, we got to help them.
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Yeah.
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Psst! Cartman.
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No! Uncle Jesse!
No!
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Cartman, wake up!
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What? What the hell
are you guys doing?
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- Come on! We got to go!
- Where are we going?
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We're gonna go save
the little baby cows, fat ass.
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What? Why?
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'Cause they're gonna get
slaughtered tomorrow, butthole!
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So?
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So we can't let 'em die,
douchebag.
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You're our friend.
Now, come help us.
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Well, in the last 3.2 seconds,
you've called me "fat ass",
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"butthole", and "douchebag".
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I really don't feel much
like you guys' friend.
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We're sorry.
You are our friend.
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We need you to help us
because friends stick together.
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Wait.
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I thought you said we needed him
because he has
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the "Mission: Impossible
Breaking-and-Entering Playset".
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Damn it, Butters.
Will you shut up?
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So you need me
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and my "Mission: Impossible
Breaking-and-Entering Playset".
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Yes, we do.
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We're those little baby cows'
only hope.
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Will you help us?
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Yes.
Yes, I will.
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If Kyle will kiss my black ass.
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What?!
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Just give it a little kiss,
and I'll help.
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Screw you, Cartman!
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Okay, but if you want my help,
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you have to give it
just a little kiss.
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Kiss it.
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- Go on, dude. It's the only way.
- No!
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Kiss it.
Come on. Kiss it!
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Just do it really fast,
and we can go.
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- Have Butters kiss it.
- No. It has to be Kyle.
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Oh, man!
That was so awesome!
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Sick!
I felt it on my face!
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Okay. Very funny, Cartman.
Now, come on.
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I'm not going with you.
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- Aah!
- Hey!
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I don't know about this, fellas.
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It says right here
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on the "Mission: Impossible
Breaking-and-Entering Playset"...
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"Not for actual breaking
and entering.
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Breaking and entering
is a crime."
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Well, killing little helpless
baby cows
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should be a crime, too.
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How does this thing work,
Cartman?
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Jesus.
Don't you guys have any toys?
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First you put on
the black ski mask
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and use the torch
to cut a hole in the roof.
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Okay.
That's far enough.
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- I'm going to go delta.
- You have to talk louder!
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I forgot the AA batteries
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for the Super Talk Play-Action
headset.
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I said that's far enough!
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Don't be scared,
little baby cow.
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We're here to set you loose.
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There you go.
You're free!
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Run away!
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Go!
They're gonna murder you!
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Stan, could you hurry it up?
I'm freezing my ass off.
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You need to freeze
some of your ass off.
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At least I have an ass, Jew!
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What?
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Come on, you stupid baby cows!
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You have to get out of here!
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- What's the matter?
- They aren't leaving!
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See? Maybe they want to become
sweet, juicy veal steaks.
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Hey, they've never been allowed
to walk before.
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They just don't know how!
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Oh, yeah.
They're too weak to move.
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We've got to get them
out of here.
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We'll keep them
at Butters' house
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until they can get
their strength back.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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I can't bring calves
into my house.
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- I'll get grounded.
- Okay. Fine, Butters.
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I guess you're not
a team player.
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We'll bring them to my house.
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Dude, how are we gonna move
23 calves to your house?
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- I don't know.
- I've got it!
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We could kill Butters
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and then float the calves
on a river of blood.
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Don't be stupid, Cartman!
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Butters doesn't have
that much blood in him.
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Yeah!
I do too!
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We're just gonna have to
carry them one by one.
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Come on, you guys.
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Check it out, you guys.
I'm calf curling.
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Man, these calves
smell like crap.
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I don't see how you're gonna
hide them much longer.
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We won't have to.
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Butters said he had something
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that makes baby cows strong
again.
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He's bringing it over.
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Butters had that at his house?
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Hey, fellas!
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Butters, did you bring it?
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I sure did!
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We'll have those poor
baby cows in shape in no time!
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All right!
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"Suzanne Somers Calf Exerciser".
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What?
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"Makes your calves stronger
in just two days."
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Oh, God damn it!
That's your plan?
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You think it's a gimmick?
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Suzanne promises
right on the box that it works.
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Hello, Mrs. Marsh!
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Officer Barbrady.
What can I do for you?
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Well, we've got
a little problem.
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Jed here caught your boy
and his friends
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trespassing on his ranch.
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They stole some of his property.
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Stole?
A-Are you sure?
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I followed a calf-curling trail
right to your house, ma'am.
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Ooh, Stan's in trouble!
Let me kick his ass, Mom!
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N-Now, my son is not a thief.
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I'm sure this is just
some kind of misunderstanding.
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Stanley, did you see...
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Oh, crap!
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Stanley, what are you doing
with those calves?
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That asshole was gonna kill them
and feed them to people!
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Stanley, they belong to him.
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They don't belong to anybody!
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Please, Mom!
We don't want these cows to die!
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Let me hit him, Mom!
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Stanley, this isn't up
for discussion.
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The rancher is going to take
his cows back,
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and you don't have a choice.
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Stanley!
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Stanley, open this door right
now, or you're gonna get it!
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No!
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Stan, you're behaving
like a kid.
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You're the ones
who made me eat veal
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without telling me what it was!
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You're the ones who knew
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we were making
little baby animals suffer!
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Open this door now!
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Kiss my ass!
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Oh, geez.
He said "ass" to his parents.
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You're getting in
pretty deep, dude.
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I apologize for this,
Mister rancher person.
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Why don't you just tell them
that the cows will be safe?
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And when they come out,
I can take 'em back.
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I can't lie to my son, okay?
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If I betrayed him like that, I'd
pay for it the rest of my life.
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Well, that's just too bad!
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Look, that's $800
worth of veal up there,
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and I have to ship it out
Friday!
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What are you going to do,
Officer Barbrady?
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Me?
How'd I get into this mess?
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So, what happens now?
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I'm gonna lock myself in here
with these cows
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until we have a guarantee
of their safety in writing.
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- We're with you, dude.
- Yeah!
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Don't be so sure.
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Because I'm gonna tell you...
This is gonna get ugly.
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Real ugly.
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When all is said and done,
you could all be looking
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at being grounded for three,
perhaps even four weeks.
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So if any of you guys want out,
just say the word now.
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- I want out.
- Shut up, Cartman.
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- We're with you, Stan.
- Yeah.
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We can't let
those little baby cows down.
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They've got no one else
to turn to.
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Then it's settled.
One for all and all for one!
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Except Cartman.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Yeah!
Wait. What?
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And so that's the situation.
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Our boys have locked themselves
in Stan's room
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until we can promise the calves
will live free, in writing.
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Well, this is ridiculous.
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I don't know how you raise
your kids,
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but my son does not play
negotiator with me!
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Well, excuse me, Sheila,
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but it wasn't that simple.
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Give me 15 seconds with Kyle,
and I'll have that door open.
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Kyle, this is your mother!
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You will open this door
right now!
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No, I won't.
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Yes.
I see what you mean, Sheila.
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That was very impressive.
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Kyle, if you don't do
as you're told,
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I'm going to be very angry!
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Well, you made me eat veal
and didn't tell me what it was!
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So go ahead and be angry,
you baby-cow-killing bitch!
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Very persuasive.
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Aah! Open this door!
Open this door!
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Oh, let... let me try.
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Butters?
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Butters, this is your father.
250
00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,202
Oh, sweet Jesus.
What do I do?
251
00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:57,096
Be strong, Butters.
You knew it would come to this.
252
00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,580
Butters, answer me.
253
00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,332
But... But Dad's a-angry at me.
254
00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:02,167
Don't panic.
I'll tell you what to say.
255
00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:03,794
Butters, right now!
256
00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:07,047
Dad, uh, why don't you
suck my fat one?
257
00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:08,924
- What?!
- Oh, sweet Jesus.
258
00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,735
- What's gotten into them?
- All right, Stanley.
259
00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:13,053
This has gone on long enough.
Your little game is over!
260
00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,178
This isn't a game, Mom.
261
00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,449
We're not coming out until we
know the calves will be safe.
262
00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:17,266
Well, that's fine.
263
00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:19,410
You boys can just stay in there
and starve to death.
264
00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:21,728
Us parents are going to go
to Pizza Shack
265
00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:23,814
and have pepperoni pizzas
and ice cream.
266
00:09:23,939 --> 00:09:25,941
Oh, God damn it, you guys.
267
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,568
Cartman, stay away
from that door!
268
00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:29,736
You'll have to come
out sooner or later, boys.
269
00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:32,656
The longer you wait,
the more trouble you'll be in.
270
00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:37,452
Round one is over.
We made it.
271
00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:39,458
We didn't make it.
Your mom is right, douchebag.
272
00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,099
What are we gonna do,
stay in here until we starve?
273
00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:42,392
Our parents would never
let us starve.
274
00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,167
They're bluffing.
This is a battle of wills.
275
00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:46,013
If we hold out long enough,
they'll give in.
276
00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,337
But we will have to sleep, dude.
277
00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,148
Three of us can sleep
while one keeps watch.
278
00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,492
We'll shift
every couple of hours.
279
00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:53,051
Hey, this is gonna be
just like Vietnam, huh, fellas?
280
00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:53,885
Whoopie!
281
00:09:54,011 --> 00:09:55,697
We'll stay in this room
with these baby cows
282
00:09:55,721 --> 00:09:57,514
for as long as it takes!
283
00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:06,690
Well, we tried everything.
284
00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:09,255
We can't get through the door
without tearing apart the house.
285
00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,486
Dear God!
It's been over 13 hours.
286
00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:14,239
Oh, but my poor little poopsie
must be getting so hungry.
287
00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,884
Maybe we should get them
a little food.
288
00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:17,743
Ms. Cartman,
this is a battle of will.
289
00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:20,412
We need our boys to know that
we're not gonna cave in at all.
290
00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:21,788
Oh, all right.
291
00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:24,017
Let's just go to bed and
let them play their little game
292
00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:25,167
for as long as they can.
293
00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,504
- Good night, fellas!
- Good night.
294
00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:31,423
Good night, Patches.
Good night, Halloway.
295
00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,258
Good night, Neptune.
Good night, Davis.
296
00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:34,426
Good night, Bud.
297
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,136
Good night, Red.
Good night, Paulette.
298
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,387
Good night, Chastity.
299
00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:40,390
Butters, I'm going to kill
you over and over again.
300
00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:49,191
Can't go on.
301
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,567
Need... food.
302
00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,903
I didn't realize hunger
made you feel so bad.
303
00:10:53,028 --> 00:10:54,548
There's only one alternative,
you guys.
304
00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:55,906
We're gonna have to eat a calf.
305
00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:57,574
No, Cartman,
we're not eating a calf.
306
00:10:57,699 --> 00:11:00,077
All right! Then we're gonna
have to eat Butters.
307
00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:01,244
He might be right, dude.
308
00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:02,370
Aw, heck.
309
00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,831
Wait.
What is that?
310
00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,458
- Dude!
- Food!
311
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,127
Ms. Cartman, what are you doing?
312
00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:11,630
Ooh, I just can't stand
to see my baby suffer.
313
00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,840
Oh, dear God.
You've ruined everything!
314
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:14,591
All right!
315
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,301
See?
Now we can hold out for weeks!
316
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,053
Look, you guys!
Beef jerky!
317
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,138
- Yeah! And fried chicken!
- Wha...?
318
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:22,974
Dude, what are you guys doing?
319
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,351
We're eating, dude.
320
00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:25,519
You're eating meat!
321
00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:27,538
What the hell do you think
we're doing all this for?
322
00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:29,648
Hey, I'm doing it
to save little baby cows.
323
00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:31,413
I'm not gonna stop eating meat
altogether.
324
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:32,442
- Me neither.
- Yeah.
325
00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,379
If you don't eat meat at all,
you become a pussy.
326
00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:36,238
That's fine.
You guys can live off of flesh.
327
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,698
But I'm never eating meat again.
328
00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:39,157
Go ahead.
That's more for us.
329
00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:40,742
You want some beef jerky, buddy?
330
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:41,867
Yes.
Who's your buddy?
331
00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:43,328
Who's hungry?
Who's a hungry man?
332
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,706
Dude, that's messed up.
333
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,716
You guys, check this out!
334
00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:57,384
Tom, I'm standing
in front of the house
335
00:11:57,509 --> 00:12:00,679
where four insane boy terrorists
have barricaded themselves
336
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,515
inside a room
with 23 live infant cattle.
337
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,640
Hey, look!
338
00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:07,144
Some other kids are doing
the same thing we are!
339
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,479
Several attempts
to break into the room
340
00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:12,274
have proven unsuccessful, Tom,
and the crisis is intensifying.
341
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,900
Here's what some people
had to say.
342
00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,318
We were just sleeping,
343
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,070
when suddenly we heard
all the commotion.
344
00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,072
I mean, to think
this could happen right here
345
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,615
in our own community.
346
00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:22,576
We gave those kids everything,
347
00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:25,036
and they turned into
little John Walkers.
348
00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:26,747
The police chief of South Park
349
00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:29,416
says that there will be no
negotiations with terrorists.
350
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,835
Oh, no. This is big-time
trouble now, fellas.
351
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,420
No.
This is exactly what we wanted.
352
00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,130
- It is?
- Yes. Don't you see?
353
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,858
This validates everything
that we're doing.
354
00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:37,758
If we're making the news,
355
00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,193
this is obviously important
to people.
356
00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,052
Tom, it looks like
I have an update.
357
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:43,305
Yes, it looks like
the boy-terrorist story
358
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,599
is not interesting news
to anyone.
359
00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:47,476
Uh, nothing else
was going on, Tom,
360
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,829
so this was the only story
we had to make seem important,
361
00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,480
but people are just simply
tuning out.
362
00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:53,690
So HBC will now be
switching programming
363
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,985
once again to
"Puppies From Around the World"!
364
00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:16,588
I don't believe it.
365
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:19,424
The Chinese puppy is my favorite
so far!
366
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:27,516
Butters?
367
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,309
B-Butters, you have your arm
around me!
368
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,311
Oh, sorry.
I thought you were Mr. Pickles.
369
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,396
We must help the helpless.
370
00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:35,690
We must save the unsaved.
371
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:36,817
What the hell is that?
372
00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,819
For if we fight together.
373
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:40,779
We can make sure
the road is paved.
374
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,906
For a brighter tomorrow...
375
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,658
- Hippies!
- What are they doing here?
376
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:45,867
We are with you, boys!
377
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,578
Your message is real
and your fight is just!
378
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,123
Dude, those gaywads
are on our side?
379
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:53,875
Ew!
They're all dirty.
380
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,040
What did I tell you, Stan?
381
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:56,646
We saved some baby cows
from being eaten,
382
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:59,464
and now we're no-good,
dirty Goddamn hippies!
383
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,385
Tom, the calf-terrorist standoff continues,
384
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:08,181
as now members of the FBI arrive
to put an end to the conflict.
385
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:09,474
Oh, Jesus Christ.
386
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:10,934
Who's in charge here?
387
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,644
I am.
But I don't want to be.
388
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:13,854
Where's the negotiator?
389
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,398
Right here...
Glen Dumont, negotiator squad.
390
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,723
All right.
See what you can do.
391
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,820
- Dude, are you okay?
- Oh, I just feel so run down.
392
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:22,821
I don't know what's wrong
with me.
393
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:25,031
- I've got these sores.
- What is that?
394
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,700
- Dude, maybe we should end this.
- No!
395
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,369
Get me a hard line to the phone
in that house.
396
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:30,574
The terrorists already said
397
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,247
there's no way
they're coming out.
398
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,748
Don't worry.
I'm a negotiator.
399
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:35,394
It's my job to talk
to freaks like this
400
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:36,960
and bring about
a peaceful resolution
401
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,920
using clever psychology.
402
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,006
Hello?
403
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:43,633
Hello. My name is Mike.
I'm a negotiator.
404
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,218
Is it okay if I talk to you?
405
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,029
Uh, hold on.
It's some negotiator named Mike.
406
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,573
- What do I do?
- Don't give him anything!
407
00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,390
- What do I say?
- Aw, give me that.
408
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:51,641
Talk to me, Mike.
409
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,935
I'm here to make sure
we can all end this peacefully.
410
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,228
You want that, right?
411
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:56,479
Sure, sure.
412
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:57,731
How about we make a trade
413
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,524
just to show
that we can trust each other?
414
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:00,649
What'd you have in mind?
415
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,445
Well, how about you send out
one of the calves?
416
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,370
Oh, Mike. You're breaking
my balls here, Mike.
417
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,823
Just one.
That's all we want.
418
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:08,074
All right.
How about this?
419
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,927
You guys have all the leverage,
and we have nothing.
420
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,369
So how about we give you
one calf...
421
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:12,287
- Cartman, no!
- Dude!
422
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,121
It's cool.
423
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,290
We'll give you one calf
if you'll give us
424
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,958
some guns and ammunition
of our own.
425
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,418
What?
I-I can't do that!
426
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:19,812
Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought we were talking here.
427
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,063
But I guess you're not
talking to me. Goodbye.
428
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,672
No, no. Wait.
I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
429
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,841
Y-You're right. What reason
do you have to trust me?
430
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:27,135
I'm just a guy from Lakewood
trying to make ends meet.
431
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,970
Just a blue-collar guy
like your dad.
432
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,698
Don't have a dad, Mike.
That's not gonna work.
433
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:34,267
Oh. All right. Some guns.
I'll see what I can do.
434
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,145
Okay.
Up a little.
435
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,856
Left a little.
Almost there.
436
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:40,857
What is that?
437
00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:43,443
We're giving the boys some guns
in return for a calf.
438
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,320
- What?
- You're giving my baby guns?
439
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,572
Hey, this is a negotiation
process, okay?
440
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,324
Did you people go
to negotiator school?
441
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,492
No, you didn't!
442
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,243
Get 'em on the line for me.
443
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:53,995
Hello?
444
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,040
Okay. You see that?
I keep my end of the bargain.
445
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,204
All right. We'll keep ours.
We'll send out one calf.
446
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,585
Well, h-how about you send out
two calves?
447
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,088
Oh, Jesus! There's just no
talking to you, is there, Mike?
448
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,192
We had a deal.
Do you think I'm stupid?
449
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:07,526
Don't treat me
like I'm stupid here!
450
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:08,550
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
451
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,678
Damn it!
I'm losing them!
452
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,930
Okay. I'm sorry.
Just send out one calf.
453
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:14,241
Oh, no, no, no. Now you're gonna
have to get us something else.
454
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,265
What'd you have in mind?
455
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:19,896
A little to the left.
456
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,565
Okay. That's good.
A little to the right.
457
00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:23,984
You're giving them a missile?!
458
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,986
Stand down, ma'am!
Stand down!
459
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:28,571
This is a delicate process.
I've almost earned their trust.
460
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:30,490
Stan's getting worse, you guys.
461
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,326
- Mike. Babe.
- How we doing?
462
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:34,679
We got a real sick kid here,
Mike.
463
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:35,888
Did you get the other things
for us?
464
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,956
I-I did manage to get the FDA
465
00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:41,543
to officially change the word
"veal" to "tortured baby cow."
466
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:42,377
Good. Good.
467
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,754
But I couldn't get you
North and South Dakota.
468
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:47,007
Oh, Mike.
Breaking my balls, Mike.
469
00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:49,342
Now... Now, please, can...
Can we get you to come out?
470
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:53,555
All right.
Everything has worked out.
471
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,265
The boys have promised
to come out
472
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,683
and bring the cows out
with them.
473
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,143
All right!
474
00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:00,937
I'm sorry I doubted
your abilities, Mr. Negotiator.
475
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,647
- They're coming out now?
- Yes.
476
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,232
All we need to do in return
is get
477
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,651
a cattle-transporting semitruck
that will take the boys
478
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,337
and the cattle
to Denver International Airport,
479
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,839
where we will have
a fully gassed airplane
480
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,322
waiting to take them all
to Mexico.
481
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:11,990
What?
482
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,301
And they want the guy that
plays Mr. Worf on "Star Trek"
483
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,786
to drive the truck...
In full makeup.
484
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,163
Jesus Christ!
485
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:19,372
All right.
That does it!
486
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,499
You are, in fact,
the worst negotiator
487
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,168
I've ever seen in action!
488
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,812
All right. All right.
I'll give you that.
489
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,921
But in return,
I want three staples.
490
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:27,922
Get out of here!
491
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,174
We'll get them the semi,
492
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,219
and we'll get them the Worf guy
from "Star Trek."
493
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:34,054
If they see that, they'll come
out, and then we can take them.
494
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:35,430
But isn't that dishonest?
495
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,431
Maybe so.
496
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,932
But if we don't do something
soon,
497
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,893
there could be 50,
even 60 people
498
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,770
who'll have to go without veal
for dinner.
499
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:44,397
Are you prepared
to let that happen?
500
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,072
All right.
Where is Mr. Dorn?
501
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,782
I was woken up
at 3:00 in the morning,
502
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:55,867
told I had to put on makeup
and come to this town.
503
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:56,949
What the hell is going on?
504
00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:58,912
I'm sorry, Mr. Dorn.
It's FBI business.
505
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:01,357
We've got terrorists making
demands, and we need your help.
506
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:02,916
This is highly unusual.
507
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:04,310
All right, boys.
We have your truck.
508
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,878
And we have an airplane on the
tarmac at Denver International.
509
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:07,879
And Worf?
510
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:11,091
My name is Michael Dorn.
I play a character called Worf.
511
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:12,258
Stan, it worked!
512
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,510
It did?
513
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,637
They got us a truck
and an airplane and Mr. Worf!
514
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,305
The calves are gonna be okay!
515
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,599
Pick me up.
I-I want to see.
516
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,899
Step back!
Tell those men to step back!
517
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,400
Do it!
518
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,366
Aw, shut up,
you friggin' hippies.
519
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,035
All right, Mr. Worf.
520
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,471
Start the engine
and put her in gear.
521
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,455
Oh, and you must refer to me
as "Captain".
522
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,124
Where am I supposed to drive to?
523
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:45,249
No, see, you must say,
524
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,043
"Captain, where am I supposed to
drive to?"
525
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:50,171
Captain, where am I
supposed to drive to?
526
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,056
You're going to back the truck
up to the door
527
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,484
so we can safely load in
the calves.
528
00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:54,843
This whole thing is ridiculous.
529
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,220
"Captain, this whole thing
is ridiculous."
530
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,848
Captain, this whole thing
is ridiculous.
531
00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,310
Okay!
All set!
532
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:05,979
Tom, it looks as though the terrorists
533
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:09,149
are now loading the baby cows
into the back of a semi.
534
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,734
This is still
very uninteresting news, Tom.
535
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:12,861
Okay, Cartman!
536
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,904
Step on it, Mr. Worf!
537
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:16,447
All right!
538
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:17,782
We're going!
539
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,117
Mexico, here we come!
540
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,874
Wait a minute.
They're following us!
541
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,250
Full speed, Mr. Worf!
542
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,711
We cannot keep going fast
on these icy roads.
543
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,338
"Captain, we cannot keep
going fast on these icy roads."
544
00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:35,216
Captain, we cannot keep
going fast on these icy roads.
545
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,217
All right, Mr. Worf.
546
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,342
Then reduce speed to 45
547
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,305
but maintain distance
from those police cruisers.
548
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,056
Stan, we're almost there.
You've got to hold on.
549
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,911
All right. They're in front
of the cattle ranch.
550
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,020
Hit it!
551
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,568
Oh, it's a double cross!
552
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,403
All right, boys.
The game is over.
553
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,088
Get out of the truck
with your hands up.
554
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:59,115
Oh, no.
No!
555
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,000
What are you waiting for?
Go kill them, Worf!
556
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:02,535
I'm not killing anybody.
557
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,787
Some goddamn Klingon you are.
558
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,670
We're sorry, cows.
We tried. We tried.
559
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:13,671
All right, boys.
560
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,882
Just stay right there
until your parents arrive.
561
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:16,799
Can I go now?
562
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:20,511
Here you go, Mr. Rancher.
I got your cattle back for you!
563
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,764
Well, it doesn't matter now.
564
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:23,765
What do you mean?
565
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,433
In the 24 hours
since the word "veal"
566
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,019
was officially changed
to "little tortured baby cow,"
567
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,562
the market has gone dry.
568
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,567
Seems when people see
"little tortured baby cow"
569
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:33,448
on their menus,
they don't feel like ordering.
570
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,025
Really?
571
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,693
Damn things ain't worth spit
now.
572
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:37,504
I'll let 'em live outside
with the other cows
573
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:38,571
and live a normal life.
574
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:39,948
You hear that, Stan?
It worked!
575
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,116
We've shut down
the veal industry!
576
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,326
Stan?
577
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:44,744
Stan?
578
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,182
He's very lucky you got him here
when you did.
579
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:50,541
He was in a very advanced state
of vaginitis.
580
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:51,876
Vaginitis?
581
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,045
It occurs when a person
stops eating meat.
582
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,464
Those sores on his skin
were actually small vaginas.
583
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:57,966
If we hadn't stopped it in time,
584
00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,592
Stan would've eventually
just become
585
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,511
one great big, giant pussy.
586
00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:02,637
Whoa, dude.
587
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,305
We've got an I.V.
of pure beef blood
588
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,683
pumping into Stan's veins,
and the sores are fading.
589
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:08,309
Thank God we stopped it in time.
590
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:09,870
Well, I guess
we learned something today.
591
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:10,894
It's wrong to eat veal
592
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:12,748
because the animals
are so horribly mistreated.
593
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,108
But if you don't eat meat at
all, you break out in vaginas.
594
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:16,025
Hear, hear.
595
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,777
All right, boys.
It's time to go home.
596
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,988
You've got some serious
grounding time to start.
597
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,198
- I'll say!
- Aw, we're still grounded?
598
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:24,826
But... But we... we learned
things and took up a cause.
599
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,036
Yes, Kyle, but you still
defied your parents.
600
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:30,039
And you need to learn that
terrorism is never the answer.
601
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:32,364
That's right. Let's get
these terrorists to their rooms.
602
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:35,086
But first maybe we can grab
some burgers.
603
00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:36,546
Alright!!
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