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♪ Sugar
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- ♪ Sugar
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- ♪ Sugar
- ♪ Butter
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- ♪ Sugar
- ♪ Butter
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- ♪ Sugar
- ♪ Butter
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- ♪ Flour
- ♪ Sugar
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- ♪ Butter
- ♪ Flour
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♪ My hands pluck the things
I know that I need ♪
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♪ I'll take the sugar
And butter from the pantry ♪
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♪ I add the flour to begin
What I am hoping to start ♪
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♪ And then it's down
With the recipe ♪
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♪ And bake from the heart
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♪ Sugar
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♪ And butter
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♪ And flour
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♪ And mother
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♪ What's inside?
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♪ Everyone wants to know
What's inside? ♪
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♪ And I always tell them
But I... ♪
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♪ Feel more than words
Can say ♪
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♪ You want to know
What's inside? ♪
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♪ Simple question, so then
What's the answer? ♪
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- ♪ My whole life is in here
- ♪ What's inside?
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- ♪ In this kitchen baking
- ♪ What's inside?
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- ♪ What a mess I'm making
- Jenna!
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- What's the special pie today?
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- Deep shit blueberry bacon.
- Deep shit?
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Dish! Deep dish! Sorry, Cal.
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♪ The day starts like
The rest we've seen ♪
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♪ Another carbon copy
Of an old routine ♪
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- ♪ Days keep coming
- ♪ One out, one in
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♪ They keep coming
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Make the coffee strong enough
to chew.
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♪ I don't know
What I wish I had ♪
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♪ But there's no time now
For thinking things like that ♪
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- ♪ We've got too much to do
- ♪ Too much to do
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♪ All these same things
We're always ♪
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♪ Opening up
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♪ Letting the day in
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♪ Over a cup, we'll say
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♪ Hello, how you been?
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♪ Looking around
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♪ Seeing the same things
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♪ Every day brings
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- ♪ Hello, how you been?
- ♪ Hello, how you been?
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- ♪ Thank you
- ♪ Thank you
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♪ Come again!
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♪ Some things never change
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♪ Some things Never change
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♪ I wouldn't call this place
A happy end ♪
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♪ But I've been
'Round the block ♪
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♪ And just came back again
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♪ A small town like ours
Ain't much ♪
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♪ But sometimes home
Is where your ass ends up ♪
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- ♪ Order up!
- ♪ Ordered up is how the day
Will find me ♪
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♪ Everything in its place
And timing ♪
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♪ I like the way
Most of the days ♪
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♪ Look exactly the same
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♪ Order up
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♪ Check the clock
Tick, tick, tock ♪
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♪ Don't stop
Serve with a smile ♪
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♪ Hurry up
Fill the coffee cup ♪
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♪ And then in a while
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♪ Take a breath
When you need ♪
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♪ To be reminded that with
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♪ Days like these
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♪ We can only do
The best we can ♪
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- ♪ Till we do it again
- ♪ Come on, move it now
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- ♪ Opening up
- ♪ Hello
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- ♪ How you been?
- ♪ Thank you
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- ♪ Opening up
- ♪ Some things never change
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♪ Some things never change
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- ♪ Hello, how you been?
- ♪ Hello, how you been?
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- ♪ Thank you
- ♪ Thank you
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♪ Come again!
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♪ Some things never change
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- Order up!
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- Becky!
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Come on, Becky, put some hustle
in that bustle.
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Cal, does your ass
ever get jealous
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of the constant crap that comes
out of your mouth?
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Ooh, howdy, Joe. What'll it be?
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It's warm in here. I'm warm.
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- Okay, I'll let Cal know.
- Let Cal know.
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- I'll let Cal know.
- Okay, listen up.
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Today, I want a big piece
of your deep dish blueberry
bacon pie
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with my scrambled eggs
and toast.
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And a tomato on the side
on its own plate.
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Okay. No potatoes with that?
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Did I say anything
about potatoes?
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Where'd you get potatoes from?
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Okay, no potatoes. Tomato.
That everything?
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No. I also want coffee.
But don't bring that first.
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Bring me water first
with the meal
and the coffee after.
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Are you okay?
Am I making you sick?
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Sorry, I'm just feeling
a tad queasy.
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- You okay, Jenna?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
Too much coffee is all.
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Avoiding it ain't gonna
make it go away.
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- No.
- Hey. Hey. Hey!
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- Where the hell y'all going?
- To the beach. Pack us a lunch.
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There's no one on the floor!
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Am I supposed to put on
a waitress uniform myself?
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Hey, whatever floats
your boat, Cal.
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Let me remind you
I can fire your ass.
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Sorry, Cal, we can't hear you.
The water's running.
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Get out here!
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I'm only saying it once.
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This is the last time
I'm gonna say it!
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Dammit.
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Hey, I gotta get back
to my table.
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Jenna, time to pee on a stick.
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Oh, I don't wanna know!
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♪ Come on, honey,
You've waited long enough ♪
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♪ Get to it and do it
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- Okay, girls, enough!
- ♪ You know what we mean
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♪ I hope you drank
Enough this morning ♪
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♪ Come on, sweetie,
It's better to know ♪
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♪ We'll be right here
With you, so ♪
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♪ It's no or it's yes
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♪ But either way,
You gotta take the test ♪
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♪ A squat and a squeeze,
A prayer and a please,
It's nothing ♪
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♪ A stick and a line
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♪ Just one of 'em
If I'm lucky ♪
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♪ A pot and a piss,
Here we go, sis ♪
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♪ And we'll keep our focus on
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♪ The negative
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Here. All right,
read the instructions.
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- Se puede saber...
- In English!
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Oh. Do not insert the test stick
into your vagina.
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Wow. Thank you, Dawn!
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♪ How'd I ever
Get myself in this mess? ♪
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♪ One drunk night
And that stupid red dress ♪
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Oh, I love that red dress.
The way it sparkles
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it looks like
an ice skating outfit.
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Stay with us, Dawn.
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♪ Maybe his machinery
Is broken somehow ♪
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What if his boys don't swim?
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I mean, wow, miraculous luck.
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Yeah, miraculous.
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♪ To get away
With an uprotected fu-- ♪
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♪ Funny how one night can
Ruin your whole life ♪
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♪ Don't go there yet
We don't know what
The test says ♪
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- ♪ I'm already panicked
- ♪ Just calm down, goddammit
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♪ Maybe it'll all be fine
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♪ Maybe there'll be
Just one line ♪
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♪ Come on, negative
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I thought you don't sleep with
your husband much anymore.
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We got drunk. I do stupid things
when I drink.
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Like sleep with my husband.
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Honey, we've all
made that mistake.
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♪ Focus on the negative
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♪ This will all be all right
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♪ It was only one night
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♪ Someone send me a sign
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♪ One line, One line
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♪ That means
The test is ready ♪
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♪ This is it
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- Shit.
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- Honey, are you all right?
- Shh, shh, shh.
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I'm inventing a new pie
in my head.
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- ♪ Sugar
- Of course you are.
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I'm gonna call it
I Don't Want Earl's Baby Pie.
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I don't think we can write
that on the menu board.
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Then I'll just call it
Betrayed By My Eggs Pie.
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What's gonna be in it?
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Crack an egg,
combine with sausage
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and soak it in beer,
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mix in cheesy red dressing
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and add extra shortening
in your crust
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to trap the moisture in forever.
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Jenna, this ain't something
you can just tuck into a pie.
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Hey! Pledge the sorority later!
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Y'all don't do your work,
I'll dock your pay.
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And, lady, you are really
pushing my buttons today.
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Hmm, well, which one is mute?
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Waitress!
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Who do you have
to know around here to get
a piece of pie?
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- Earl
- Hey sweet thing.
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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Taking the rest of the day off.
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What about work?
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That friggin' foreman.
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So he was on my ass
for being late.
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But I told him don't blame
the line at Taco Bell on me.
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I don't belong in that shit job.
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- Where's my kiss?
- Earl, I got to get back
to work.
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They can wait.
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How we doing today?
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Yeah, it's not bad,
but it's not great.
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Hey, you know what?
I've been thinking.
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I don't think it's worth
you working here at this diner.
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- I don't like those girls.
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That one looks at me like
I just killed her dog.
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No, I think I'd rather
have you home
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baking me pies all day long.
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Oh, damn this is tasty.
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Yeah? Last piece left.
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It sold so fast today
I couldn't quite believe it.
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Oh, don't go getting
a big head or nothing.
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I mean, this is good,
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but let's face it,
you ain't no Sara Lee.
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You used to say my pies
were so good I could open
my own shop.
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I was just trying to get laid.
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♪ Sugar
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My husband's
a jerk chicken pot pie.
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Pound chicken
'til it's unrecognizable.
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Pack flour quickly.
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Use only essential ingredients.
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Then simmer without a lid,
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allowing the vapor to escape
swiftly from the mixture.
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Jenna! Jenna! Jenna!
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You're not listening to me!
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And you know what? I work hard.
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And you want for nothing,
you can't even listen to me.
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- I'll work on that, Earl.
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Am I imagining it?
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Are your boobies getting bigger?
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Like they practically grew
a whole size overnight.
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That's crazy, Earl.
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Maybe you're just eating
a little too much pie.
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Mm-hmm.
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All right, I'm outta here.
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Hey, you tell your friends
about this bad boy?
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Earl.
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In medieval font.
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Now don't get too close
'cause the ink is still drying.
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Now that must be helpful,
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just in case he forgets
who he is.
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Jenna, life is a shit show.
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My left boob is now so much
lower than my right
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I'm lucky I don't trip over it.
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And I'm married
to Drooling Phil The Invalid
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and buying Depends by the bulk.
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And Dawn here
has never had a boyfriend
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and eats TV dinners
alone every night.
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Chicken Kiev on Monday,
veal piccata on Tuesday.
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But we still
wouldn't rather be you.
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No, we sure wouldn't.
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Everybody's got something
they're dealing with.
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Don't worry about me.
It'll be fine.
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Yeah, some father
Earl's gonna be.
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Look, hon,
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don't hold yourself to vows
and promises you made
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when you were too young to know
who the hell he really was!
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Earl wasn't always like this.
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He's just going through
a rough time is all.
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What's the shelf life
on that excuse.
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I couldn't even afford
to leave him now.
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You can move in with me.
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It's a studio,
but I have a full size twin.
252
00:13:26,944 --> 00:13:30,948
That's real sweet, Dawn,
but I have a baby coming.
253
00:13:31,051 --> 00:13:34,158
Jenna, dust the flour
out of your brain.
254
00:13:34,261 --> 00:13:37,126
Do that baby a favor
and leave his sorry ass.
255
00:13:37,230 --> 00:13:42,235
- He'd never let me.
- Honey, it's not up to him.
256
00:13:42,338 --> 00:13:44,962
Okay, look, I got 14 pies
to make that ain't gonna
bake themselves.
257
00:13:45,065 --> 00:13:47,516
- Jenna!
- Life's Just Peachy
Peachy Keen pie.
258
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:50,070
- Jenna!
- Where There's A Whisk
There's A Way pie.
259
00:13:50,174 --> 00:13:50,968
Oh, Lord
260
00:13:51,071 --> 00:13:52,866
♪ Make it work
261
00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:54,661
♪ Make it easy
262
00:13:54,764 --> 00:13:56,318
♪ Make it clever
263
00:13:56,421 --> 00:13:59,908
♪ Craft it into pieces
Make it sweet ♪
264
00:14:00,011 --> 00:14:02,531
♪ Crimp the edges
265
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:05,845
♪ Or make it sour and serve
With lemon wedges ♪
266
00:14:05,948 --> 00:14:10,056
♪ Even doubt
Can be delicious ♪
267
00:14:10,159 --> 00:14:13,853
♪ And it washes off
Of all the dirty dishes ♪
268
00:14:13,956 --> 00:14:17,304
♪ When it's done I can smile
269
00:14:17,408 --> 00:14:22,585
♪ It's on someone else's
Plate for a while ♪
270
00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:27,728
♪ I'll place it on display
271
00:14:27,832 --> 00:14:30,662
♪ And then I'll slice
272
00:14:30,766 --> 00:14:36,392
♪ And serve my worries away
273
00:14:36,496 --> 00:14:39,395
♪ I can fix this
274
00:14:39,499 --> 00:14:43,192
♪ I can twist it
275
00:14:43,296 --> 00:14:48,439
♪ Into sugar butter
Covered pieces ♪
276
00:14:48,542 --> 00:14:50,959
♪ Never mind
What's underneath it ♪
277
00:14:51,062 --> 00:14:56,585
♪ I have done it before
278
00:14:56,688 --> 00:15:00,002
♪ I'll bake me a door
279
00:15:00,106 --> 00:15:04,041
♪ To help me get through
280
00:15:04,144 --> 00:15:08,286
♪ I learned that
From you, Mama ♪
281
00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:16,260
♪ It's amazing
What baking can do ♪
282
00:15:19,228 --> 00:15:21,265
♪ Make it up
283
00:15:21,368 --> 00:15:23,301
♪ And surprise them
284
00:15:23,405 --> 00:15:26,822
♪ Tell them all my secrets
But disguise them ♪
285
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:31,033
♪ So they dance
On the tongues ♪
286
00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:34,450
♪ Of the very people
That they're secret from ♪
287
00:15:34,554 --> 00:15:37,937
♪ Make it soon
Make it better ♪
288
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:41,078
♪ Though better never
Lasts forever ♪
289
00:15:41,181 --> 00:15:45,082
♪ I'll make it small
290
00:15:45,185 --> 00:15:48,671
♪ So it fits
291
00:15:48,775 --> 00:15:52,399
♪ Even this
292
00:15:52,503 --> 00:15:56,507
♪ Even now
293
00:15:56,610 --> 00:16:04,101
♪ Even as the walls
come tumbling down ♪
294
00:16:04,204 --> 00:16:10,693
♪ Even as I can't stop
Remembering how ♪
295
00:16:10,797 --> 00:16:13,662
♪ Every door we ever made
296
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:19,875
♪ We never once walked out
297
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,809
♪ Something I never
Got the chance ♪
298
00:16:22,912 --> 00:16:29,436
♪ To ask her about
299
00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:33,820
♪ So with flour
On my hands ♪
300
00:16:33,923 --> 00:16:36,996
♪ I'll show them all how
301
00:16:37,099 --> 00:16:46,143
♪ Goddamn happy I am...
302
00:16:49,215 --> 00:16:52,183
♪ Sugar, butter, flour
303
00:16:52,287 --> 00:16:57,878
♪ Don't let me down
304
00:16:57,982 --> 00:17:01,675
♪ Let's see the next
Amazing thing ♪
305
00:17:01,779 --> 00:17:10,029
♪ Baking does now
306
00:17:21,695 --> 00:17:24,077
- ♪ Knock, knock
- ♪ Knock, knock ♪
307
00:17:24,181 --> 00:17:26,183
- ♪ Who's there?
- ♪ Who's there?
308
00:17:26,286 --> 00:17:28,909
- ♪ Knocked up
- ♪ Knocked up who?
309
00:17:29,013 --> 00:17:31,153
- ♪ You there
- ♪ Join us
310
00:17:31,257 --> 00:17:34,294
Mrs. Hunterson,
the doctor will see you now.
311
00:17:34,398 --> 00:17:38,574
♪ Welcome to Club Knocked Up
312
00:17:38,678 --> 00:17:40,680
- ♪ Knock, knock
- ♪ Who's there?
313
00:17:40,783 --> 00:17:43,717
- ♪ Precious
- ♪ Precious who?
314
00:17:43,821 --> 00:17:48,274
♪ Precious little parasite
Who set its sight on you ♪
315
00:17:48,377 --> 00:17:51,208
♪ Dream come true
316
00:17:51,311 --> 00:17:55,177
♪ Welcome to Club Knocked Up
317
00:17:55,281 --> 00:17:57,421
♪ Welcome to Club Knocked Up
318
00:17:59,388 --> 00:18:03,634
Hello. Mrs. Bunterson?
319
00:18:03,737 --> 00:18:09,018
Hunterson. Who are you?
320
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,642
I'm your doctor?
321
00:18:11,745 --> 00:18:14,714
I'm Doctor Pomatter.
You brought a pie?
322
00:18:14,817 --> 00:18:16,474
Gah, you know, I've only been
in town a few weeks
323
00:18:16,578 --> 00:18:18,476
I'm already-- I am--
I am so impressed
324
00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:20,823
with the genuine hospitality
of the place.
325
00:18:20,927 --> 00:18:24,241
You're not my doctor.
Lily Perkins is my doctor.
326
00:18:24,344 --> 00:18:26,139
This pie is for her.
It's her favorite.
327
00:18:26,243 --> 00:18:28,521
Mermaid Marshmallow.
328
00:18:28,624 --> 00:18:30,764
I am sorry to say
she's not seeing any patients.
329
00:18:30,868 --> 00:18:32,904
She is semi-retired now.
330
00:18:33,008 --> 00:18:35,044
What?
331
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,978
Long story. Making it short.
332
00:18:38,082 --> 00:18:39,670
I'm the junior doctor on staff.
333
00:18:39,773 --> 00:18:41,775
I am from Connecticut.
334
00:18:41,879 --> 00:18:44,088
I just moved here two weeks ago.
335
00:18:44,192 --> 00:18:46,263
- Are you bored yet?
- Yes. No.
336
00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:47,471
I'm so sorry. Anyway,
if you're not comfortable
337
00:18:47,574 --> 00:18:51,475
having me as your doctor...
338
00:18:51,578 --> 00:18:54,409
that's fine.
339
00:18:54,512 --> 00:18:56,238
My feelings will not be hurt.
340
00:18:56,342 --> 00:18:59,241
You can just go
341
00:18:59,345 --> 00:19:00,932
and you can get yourself another
gynecologist in the area.
342
00:19:01,036 --> 00:19:05,489
But Dr. Perkins delivered me.
343
00:19:05,592 --> 00:19:09,355
She's been my doctor forever.
I really like and trust her.
344
00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:16,224
Maybe you can really like
and trust me, too?
345
00:19:16,534 --> 00:19:19,675
It doesn't happen that fast,
346
00:19:19,779 --> 00:19:21,090
but I'll try.
347
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,679
Okay. Okay, that's good.
348
00:19:23,783 --> 00:19:29,444
I'm your doctor.
349
00:19:30,893 --> 00:19:32,688
- It's nice to meet you,
Mrs. Bunterson.
- Hunterson.
350
00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:37,521
Hunterson.
351
00:19:37,624 --> 00:19:40,420
So what seems to be the problem?
352
00:19:40,524 --> 00:19:42,733
- Well, I seem to be pregnant.
- Well, hey, that's good.
353
00:19:42,836 --> 00:19:44,252
It's great. It's good for you.
Congratulations.
354
00:19:44,355 --> 00:19:46,771
Thanks, but I don't want
this baby.
355
00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:50,465
Okay. I can refer you
to a doctor who performs--
356
00:19:50,568 --> 00:19:52,260
No, no, no. I'm keeping it.
357
00:19:52,363 --> 00:19:54,641
Not that I judge that.
358
00:19:54,745 --> 00:19:57,886
I'm just telling you
I'm not so happy about it
359
00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:01,752
like everybody else might be,
so maybe you could be sensitive
360
00:20:01,855 --> 00:20:05,445
and not congratulate me
and make a big deal every time
you see me.
361
00:20:05,549 --> 00:20:09,277
I'm having the baby,
that's that.
362
00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:14,696
It's not a party, though.
363
00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:17,319
Not a party.
364
00:20:17,423 --> 00:20:18,769
- Yes?
365
00:20:18,872 --> 00:20:20,495
Excuse me, Doctor.
366
00:20:20,598 --> 00:20:22,600
Mrs. Flannigan
wants to talk to you
367
00:20:22,704 --> 00:20:24,775
about doulas before she leaves.
368
00:20:24,878 --> 00:20:27,571
- Doulas?
- Mm-hmm.
369
00:20:27,674 --> 00:20:30,332
Yeah, I have no idea
what that is.
370
00:20:30,436 --> 00:20:32,438
No, come on. I'm only joking.
371
00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:33,784
Of course I know what that is.
372
00:20:33,887 --> 00:20:37,305
- Mm-hmm.
373
00:20:37,408 --> 00:20:40,929
And here are Mrs. Hunterson's
blood test results.
374
00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:47,038
Well...
375
00:20:47,487 --> 00:20:51,042
un-congratulations.
You're definitely having a baby.
376
00:20:51,146 --> 00:20:55,081
Well, un-thank you.
377
00:20:55,184 --> 00:20:58,464
Do you have any concerns?
378
00:20:58,567 --> 00:21:00,880
You know, do's and don'ts?
379
00:21:00,983 --> 00:21:05,091
Exercise or sex?
380
00:21:05,194 --> 00:21:09,164
Don't really do much of either.
381
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:14,203
Okay. Here's your prescription
for your pre-natal vitamins.
382
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,585
Nurse Norma is just gonna
give you a list of the good
and the bad foods.
383
00:21:16,689 --> 00:21:18,207
That's just like caffeine
and alcohol and et cetera.
384
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:21,141
It's very nice--
385
00:21:28,701 --> 00:21:31,600
it's very nice
meeting you, Jenna.
386
00:21:31,704 --> 00:21:33,292
I'm gonna--
I'm gonna see you again,
you know,
387
00:21:33,395 --> 00:21:35,880
in three weeks.
388
00:21:35,984 --> 00:21:37,813
- I do have one question.
- Yeah. Yeah, shoot.
389
00:21:37,917 --> 00:21:41,196
How pregnant am I?
390
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:45,821
Very.
391
00:21:45,925 --> 00:21:47,651
I mean, there's really
only one degree of pregnancy,
so to speak.
392
00:21:47,754 --> 00:21:51,137
No, no.
393
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:56,453
I mean how far along?
394
00:21:56,556 --> 00:21:59,628
You're eight weeks,
Give or take.
395
00:21:59,732 --> 00:22:01,596
Okay, so I don't start showing
for a while, right?
396
00:22:01,699 --> 00:22:04,184
- Right.
- Good, then I have
a little time.
397
00:22:04,288 --> 00:22:06,773
Although it is quite
beautiful, you know,
398
00:22:06,877 --> 00:22:12,572
- when a woman's body begins to--
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
399
00:22:12,676 --> 00:22:14,402
- Dr. Pomatter?
- Yeah?
400
00:22:14,505 --> 00:22:16,335
I'm gonna give you this pie.
401
00:22:16,438 --> 00:22:18,854
Oh, that looks
absolutely delicious.
402
00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:21,512
I am off sugar
403
00:22:21,616 --> 00:22:24,791
It actually causes
leptin resistance,
404
00:22:24,895 --> 00:22:27,346
chromium deficiency,
decreased longevity.
405
00:22:27,449 --> 00:22:30,279
My mama used to say
you can live to be 100
406
00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:33,973
if you give up all
the things that make you
want to live to be 100.
407
00:22:34,076 --> 00:22:36,493
Well the longer
you're away from sugar
the less you crave it.
408
00:22:36,596 --> 00:22:37,942
I haven't had a piece of pie
in years.
409
00:22:38,046 --> 00:22:44,259
Really?
410
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:49,022
Life's hard enough.
411
00:23:46,770 --> 00:23:48,634
- Listen, Cal,
412
00:23:48,737 --> 00:23:51,326
we had ketchups out there
yesterday half-empty
413
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,604
and we all know,
the fuller the condiments,
414
00:23:53,708 --> 00:23:56,745
the fuller the experience.
415
00:23:56,849 --> 00:23:59,852
I am so sorry. I'll make sure
it never happens again.
416
00:23:59,955 --> 00:24:04,166
Thank you, Dawn.
I'll sleep tonight.
417
00:24:04,270 --> 00:24:05,823
- You're late.
- I'm sorry.
418
00:24:05,927 --> 00:24:08,136
The bus driver was half asleep.
419
00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:10,725
Why doesn't your damn husband
buy you a car already?
420
00:24:10,828 --> 00:24:14,107
Because he doesn't want me
going nowhere.
421
00:24:14,211 --> 00:24:18,940
And you!
422
00:24:19,043 --> 00:24:21,529
Late again!
423
00:24:21,632 --> 00:24:23,358
You're inches away
from being fired, lady.
424
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:26,085
Okay, then fire me.
425
00:24:26,188 --> 00:24:30,123
Okay I will.
426
00:24:30,227 --> 00:24:33,437
Okay, then do!
427
00:24:49,142 --> 00:24:50,454
So how was the doc?
428
00:24:50,558 --> 00:24:53,181
Ugh, fine. It was fine.
429
00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:55,459
New doctor. A man.
430
00:24:55,563 --> 00:24:58,186
A man? Wow. He single?
431
00:24:58,289 --> 00:24:59,946
Maybe he'd be good for Dawn.
432
00:25:00,050 --> 00:25:03,709
What? Oh...
No, no, no.
433
00:25:03,812 --> 00:25:05,780
I think he had a ring on.
434
00:25:05,883 --> 00:25:07,782
Nice guy.
435
00:25:07,885 --> 00:25:10,923
Nervous. From Connecticut.
436
00:25:11,026 --> 00:25:13,201
Connecticut? What the hell
is he doing here?
437
00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:15,583
- I have no idea.
- Girl, park it for a minute.
438
00:25:15,686 --> 00:25:17,343
We bought you something.
439
00:25:17,446 --> 00:25:20,242
- Not you.
- Oh.
440
00:25:20,346 --> 00:25:23,038
- A present.
- That is so sweet.
441
00:25:23,142 --> 00:25:25,627
You shouldn't have.
442
00:25:25,731 --> 00:25:27,387
What a Mama You're Gonna Be.
443
00:25:27,491 --> 00:25:29,251
I researched
all the best baby books
444
00:25:29,355 --> 00:25:31,150
and this one was so sweet.
445
00:25:31,253 --> 00:25:33,808
Look here.
446
00:25:33,911 --> 00:25:38,295
there's a place to write
your first letter to your baby.
447
00:25:38,398 --> 00:25:41,505
"Dear baby"
448
00:25:41,609 --> 00:25:44,750
That's really great.
449
00:25:44,853 --> 00:25:48,512
Now we know you didn't
initially have a strong...
450
00:25:48,616 --> 00:25:50,790
happiness about this pregnancy,
451
00:25:50,894 --> 00:25:52,930
but she is coming anyway.
452
00:25:53,034 --> 00:25:54,898
Oh, well, we don't know
it's a she.
453
00:25:55,001 --> 00:25:59,212
I mean, it could be an alien.
454
00:25:59,316 --> 00:26:01,352
Now you're not getting
any more affectionate toward
this little baby?
455
00:26:01,456 --> 00:26:04,079
- Not at all?
- Not everyone wants
to be a mama, Dawn.
456
00:26:04,183 --> 00:26:05,978
That doesn't make me
a bad person.
457
00:26:06,081 --> 00:26:07,945
Can I interest the book club
in some coffee
458
00:26:08,049 --> 00:26:11,397
and a slice
of Sit On Your Ass pie?
459
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:14,331
Oh, that's a good one, Cal.
460
00:26:14,434 --> 00:26:17,403
And you know, I love
what you've done with your hair.
461
00:26:17,506 --> 00:26:20,682
Tell me, how'd you get it
to come out your nostrils
like that?
462
00:26:20,786 --> 00:26:23,547
- Opening up!
- Mm-hmm.
463
00:26:23,651 --> 00:26:25,135
So did you tell Earl yet?
464
00:26:25,238 --> 00:26:27,620
It didn't come up.
465
00:26:27,724 --> 00:26:29,760
Hey, Dawn, did you finish
writing your profile yet?
466
00:26:29,864 --> 00:26:30,796
We're not done talking
about you.
467
00:26:30,899 --> 00:26:32,832
I think we are. Dawn?
468
00:26:32,936 --> 00:26:36,733
Um, I'm still writing it.
469
00:26:36,836 --> 00:26:39,425
You have been writing it
for weeks.
470
00:26:39,528 --> 00:26:41,772
Well, there's just not enough
space to complete a compelling,
471
00:26:41,876 --> 00:26:44,672
yet thorough, honest,
description of myself.
472
00:26:44,775 --> 00:26:46,777
Okay, well, why don't you
run what you got by us?
473
00:26:46,881 --> 00:26:52,576
Go ahead, honey.
Let's hear it. Come on.
474
00:26:55,510 --> 00:26:57,788
Ecstatically alive,
475
00:26:57,892 --> 00:27:01,378
fervently organized,
476
00:27:01,481 --> 00:27:05,554
dynamic and witty,
I am a woman of many passions
477
00:27:05,658 --> 00:27:08,523
including a rare
turtle collection.
478
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,422
I love the History Channel.
479
00:27:11,526 --> 00:27:14,287
- Oh, now that's nice.
- Oh, note.
480
00:27:14,391 --> 00:27:16,773
I have played Betsy Ross
481
00:27:16,876 --> 00:27:21,812
in 33 Revolutionary War
reenactments.
482
00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:24,401
Okay, well that'll set you
apart from the crowd.
483
00:27:24,504 --> 00:27:26,714
Oh, well, I'm calling myself
484
00:27:26,817 --> 00:27:34,998
NewDawnRising.
485
00:27:36,309 --> 00:27:38,553
- Too much?
- No, no, no.
486
00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:41,487
- Post it tonight!
- No, this is a mistake.
487
00:27:41,590 --> 00:27:44,766
Dawn, this is your one
and only life.
488
00:27:44,870 --> 00:27:46,803
♪ I stick with real things
489
00:27:46,906 --> 00:27:48,874
♪ Usually facts And figures
490
00:27:48,977 --> 00:27:50,841
♪ When information's
In its place ♪
491
00:27:50,945 --> 00:27:53,810
♪ I minimize
The guessing game ♪
492
00:27:53,913 --> 00:27:55,190
- ♪ Guess what?
- ♪ What?
493
00:27:55,294 --> 00:27:57,572
♪ I don't like
Guessing games ♪
494
00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:00,575
♪ Or when I feel things
Before I know the feelings ♪
495
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,991
♪ How am I supposed to
operate ♪
496
00:28:03,095 --> 00:28:06,098
♪ If I'm just tossed around
By fate? ♪
497
00:28:06,201 --> 00:28:10,896
♪ Like on an unexpected date
498
00:28:10,999 --> 00:28:13,208
♪ With a stranger
Who might talk too fast ♪
499
00:28:13,312 --> 00:28:15,659
♪ Or ask me questions
About myself ♪
500
00:28:15,763 --> 00:28:18,041
♪ Before I've decided that
501
00:28:18,144 --> 00:28:19,939
♪ He can ask me
Questions about myself ♪
502
00:28:20,043 --> 00:28:21,907
♪ He might sit too close
503
00:28:22,010 --> 00:28:23,529
♪ Or call the waiter
By his first name ♪
504
00:28:23,632 --> 00:28:25,980
♪ Or eat Oreos
505
00:28:26,083 --> 00:28:28,120
♪ But eat the cookie
Before the cream ♪
506
00:28:28,223 --> 00:28:30,398
♪ But what scares me the most
♪
507
00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:33,090
♪ What scares me the most
508
00:28:33,194 --> 00:28:36,542
♪ Is what if When he sees me
509
00:28:36,645 --> 00:28:38,613
♪ What if he doesn't like it?
♪
510
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,995
♪ What if he runs
The other way ♪
511
00:28:41,098 --> 00:28:44,964
♪ And I can't hide from it?
512
00:28:45,068 --> 00:28:48,623
♪ What happens then
513
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:51,971
♪ If when he knows me
514
00:28:52,075 --> 00:28:54,111
♪ He's only disappointed?
515
00:28:54,215 --> 00:28:56,700
♪ What if I give myself away
516
00:28:56,804 --> 00:29:00,842
♪ To only get it given back?
517
00:29:00,946 --> 00:29:03,017
♪ I couldn't live with that
518
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,502
♪ How do you live with that?
519
00:29:05,605 --> 00:29:09,126
♪ So I'm just fine inside
My shell-shaped mind ♪
520
00:29:09,230 --> 00:29:12,854
♪ This way I get
The best view ♪
521
00:29:12,958 --> 00:29:15,961
♪ So that when he sees me
522
00:29:16,064 --> 00:29:18,791
♪ I want him to
523
00:29:18,895 --> 00:29:20,966
Dawn, don't you think
you're being a little--
524
00:29:21,069 --> 00:29:23,623
- I mean, just a tad--
- ♪ I'm not defensive
525
00:29:23,727 --> 00:29:25,798
♪ I'm simply being cautious
526
00:29:25,902 --> 00:29:27,731
♪ I can't risk
Reckless dating ♪
527
00:29:27,835 --> 00:29:31,666
♪ Due to
My miscalculating why ♪
528
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,220
♪ A certain suitor
Stands in line ♪
529
00:29:34,324 --> 00:29:37,189
♪ I've seen in movies,
Most made for television ♪
530
00:29:37,292 --> 00:29:39,674
♪ You cannot be too careful
531
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:43,229
♪ When it comes
To sharing your life ♪
532
00:29:43,333 --> 00:29:47,509
♪ I could end up
A miserable wife ♪
533
00:29:47,613 --> 00:29:51,237
Sorry girls. ♪ But he could
be criminal ♪
534
00:29:51,341 --> 00:29:54,344
♪ Some sort of psychopath who
Escaped from an institution ♪
535
00:29:54,447 --> 00:29:56,656
♪ Somewhere where
They don't have girls ♪
536
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,728
♪ He could have masterminded
Some way to find me ♪
537
00:29:59,832 --> 00:30:03,491
♪ He could be colorblind,
How untrustworthy is that? ♪
538
00:30:03,594 --> 00:30:05,355
♪ He could be less than kind
539
00:30:05,458 --> 00:30:07,978
♪ Or even worse
He could be very nice ♪
540
00:30:08,082 --> 00:30:11,430
♪ Have lovely eyes
And make me laugh ♪
541
00:30:11,533 --> 00:30:14,916
♪ Come out of hiding
542
00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:17,470
♪ What do I do with that?
543
00:30:17,574 --> 00:30:19,645
♪ Oh, God
544
00:30:19,748 --> 00:30:21,854
♪ What if when he sees me
545
00:30:21,958 --> 00:30:24,270
♪ I like him
And he knows it? ♪
546
00:30:24,374 --> 00:30:28,965
♪ What if he opens up a door
And I can't close it? ♪
547
00:30:29,068 --> 00:30:30,967
♪ What if you only open up
548
00:30:31,070 --> 00:30:34,384
♪ What happens when
549
00:30:34,487 --> 00:30:37,559
♪ If when he holds me
550
00:30:37,663 --> 00:30:39,699
♪ My heart is set in motion?
551
00:30:39,803 --> 00:30:41,391
♪ I'm not prepared for that
552
00:30:41,494 --> 00:30:46,120
♪ I'm scared of breaking open
♪
553
00:30:46,223 --> 00:30:50,020
♪ But still I can't help
From hoping ♪
554
00:30:50,124 --> 00:30:53,541
♪ To find
555
00:30:53,644 --> 00:30:58,787
♪ Someone to talk to
556
00:30:58,891 --> 00:31:05,864
♪ Who likes the way I am
557
00:31:05,967 --> 00:31:09,522
♪ Someone who when he sees me
♪
558
00:31:09,626 --> 00:31:17,737
♪ Wants to again
559
00:31:25,228 --> 00:31:27,126
Do y'all plan to work today
560
00:31:27,230 --> 00:31:28,541
or do you expect folks
to serve themselves?
561
00:31:28,645 --> 00:31:34,271
Works for me.
562
00:31:35,617 --> 00:31:38,172
I don't think I invited
anyone for breakfast.
563
00:31:38,275 --> 00:31:39,967
Scoot! Vamoose! Skadoodle!
564
00:31:40,070 --> 00:31:41,692
All right.
565
00:31:41,796 --> 00:31:44,074
- Becky.
- What?
566
00:31:44,178 --> 00:31:46,007
Old Joe's in your section.
Kinda owns the place.
567
00:31:46,111 --> 00:31:48,078
Uh-uh, I can't deal
with him today.
568
00:31:48,182 --> 00:31:50,322
Oh, drop two menus
at table three. I got him.
569
00:31:50,425 --> 00:31:52,393
You're a trooper.
570
00:31:52,496 --> 00:31:54,947
- Hiya, Joe.
- It's warm in here.
571
00:31:55,051 --> 00:31:57,777
- I'm warm. Turn the air on.
- I'll tell Cal, hon.
572
00:31:57,881 --> 00:32:00,608
They keep all my businesses
too warm.
573
00:32:00,711 --> 00:32:02,713
My gas station. My supermarket.
574
00:32:02,817 --> 00:32:06,890
My laundromat. My diner.
575
00:32:06,994 --> 00:32:08,581
I will not tolerate it
being too damn warm.
576
00:32:08,685 --> 00:32:10,790
I hear you, Joe.
577
00:32:10,894 --> 00:32:13,759
Okay listen up.
Today I want the special
578
00:32:13,862 --> 00:32:17,590
Betrayed By My E--
579
00:32:17,694 --> 00:32:24,563
Betrayed By My Eggs pie?
580
00:32:24,873 --> 00:32:28,360
And a tomato on the side
on its own plate.
581
00:32:28,463 --> 00:32:31,397
- That everything?
- No, I also want orange juice.
582
00:32:31,501 --> 00:32:33,813
But don't bring that first.
Bring the water first.
583
00:32:33,917 --> 00:32:36,368
Bring the OJ with the meal.
584
00:32:36,471 --> 00:32:40,199
Now listen to my horoscope
before you skadoodle away.
585
00:32:40,303 --> 00:32:43,858
"Aquarius. Smooth sailing today
586
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:47,620
as Mars enters
your inner circle."
587
00:32:47,724 --> 00:32:49,760
Whatever the hell that means.
588
00:32:49,864 --> 00:32:53,385
Oh! "The ones you love
589
00:32:53,488 --> 00:32:56,560
will listen carefully
to you today,
590
00:32:56,664 --> 00:33:01,565
so make sure you're careful
with what you say."
591
00:33:01,669 --> 00:33:05,638
I don't have ones I love.
You want to hear yours?
592
00:33:05,742 --> 00:33:07,847
I'm Aquarius too, hon.
593
00:33:07,951 --> 00:33:09,539
And I don't have ones
I love either.
594
00:33:09,642 --> 00:33:14,130
Just ones I live with.
595
00:33:14,233 --> 00:33:17,478
You got something in the oven
other than a pie?
596
00:33:17,581 --> 00:33:19,204
What?
597
00:33:19,307 --> 00:33:22,517
You got a bun in the oven?
598
00:33:22,621 --> 00:33:25,831
- Shh, quiet.
- Yeah, I've seen that look
on a woman before.
599
00:33:25,934 --> 00:33:28,834
Her name was Annette.
600
00:33:28,937 --> 00:33:33,494
I made sweet love to her
all through the summer of 1948.
601
00:33:33,597 --> 00:33:35,703
She got that same sick look
on her face like you had
602
00:33:35,806 --> 00:33:38,016
all through the fall.
603
00:33:38,119 --> 00:33:41,226
Almost married her right up.
604
00:33:41,329 --> 00:33:45,264
She lost the baby, though.
605
00:33:45,368 --> 00:33:48,888
Close call.
When you due?
606
00:33:48,992 --> 00:33:51,339
Hey, Joe, I don't want Cal
to hear you.
607
00:33:51,443 --> 00:33:54,377
Ooh, look here,
the National Pie Bake Off
608
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:57,345
is in Springfield this year.
609
00:33:57,449 --> 00:34:00,452
Last year's winner,
Eunice Kevesdy,
610
00:34:00,555 --> 00:34:04,732
spent her prize money on an RV
611
00:34:04,835 --> 00:34:07,528
with a convection oven.
612
00:34:07,631 --> 00:34:09,840
You should enter.
613
00:34:09,944 --> 00:34:12,360
Oh come on, Joe.
614
00:34:12,464 --> 00:34:15,846
My pies are good,
but I'm no Sara Lee.
615
00:34:15,950 --> 00:34:19,091
Prize money's $20,000.
616
00:34:19,195 --> 00:34:21,369
♪ Sugar
617
00:34:21,473 --> 00:34:24,096
♪ Sugar, butter, flour
618
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:27,272
Jumping Without A Net
Bottomless pie.
619
00:34:27,375 --> 00:34:29,067
Ah!
620
00:34:29,170 --> 00:34:31,379
Pillows of the softest meringue
621
00:34:31,483 --> 00:34:33,071
topped with ribbons
of strawberry cream.
622
00:34:33,174 --> 00:34:36,039
- No crust.
623
00:34:36,143 --> 00:34:38,593
Getting Out Of The Mud mud pie.
624
00:34:38,697 --> 00:34:41,527
Generous scoops of mocha
almond ice cream...
625
00:34:41,631 --> 00:34:43,667
- Uh, hello.
- ...topped with bittersweet
chocolate morsels...
626
00:34:43,771 --> 00:34:45,083
- Mrs. Hunterson?
- ...and slivered almonds.
627
00:34:45,186 --> 00:34:47,119
- Mrs. Hunterson?
- Dr. Pomatter.
628
00:34:47,223 --> 00:34:48,879
- Hi.
- Hi.
629
00:34:48,983 --> 00:34:51,054
What are you doing here?
630
00:34:51,158 --> 00:34:52,573
My car wouldn't start
this morning.
631
00:34:52,676 --> 00:34:55,886
I took the bus.
632
00:34:55,990 --> 00:34:59,097
Forgot how much I love buses.
633
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,582
Do you always take the bus?
634
00:35:01,685 --> 00:35:04,274
Tuesday nights my husband goes
out drinking with the boys.
635
00:35:04,378 --> 00:35:06,242
Oh, nice. For him.
636
00:35:06,345 --> 00:35:07,898
That you let him.
637
00:35:08,002 --> 00:35:09,728
Yeah.
638
00:35:09,831 --> 00:35:15,182
I love Tuesdays.
639
00:35:15,285 --> 00:35:16,735
Where do you live?
640
00:35:16,838 --> 00:35:19,220
Stanton Grove.
641
00:35:19,324 --> 00:35:22,120
Oh, gosh, it's nice over there.
642
00:35:22,223 --> 00:35:27,815
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, sure, if you like trees.
643
00:35:29,230 --> 00:35:33,234
You know.
644
00:35:33,338 --> 00:35:36,064
No, I mean,
who doesn't like trees?
645
00:35:36,168 --> 00:35:37,583
You mind if I sit down?
646
00:35:37,687 --> 00:35:40,207
No, not at all.
647
00:35:48,249 --> 00:35:50,217
- So, you're a waitress?
- Yeah, I'm a waitress.
648
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,151
Ah. Where do you work?
649
00:35:53,254 --> 00:35:55,222
A little place
off of Highway 27.
650
00:35:55,325 --> 00:35:58,604
Joe's Pie Diner.
651
00:35:58,708 --> 00:36:00,710
We serve 27 different
varieties of pie.
652
00:36:00,813 --> 00:36:04,196
Wow. That sounds like
a virtual pie factory.
653
00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:06,509
No, I make all the pies
fresh every morning.
654
00:36:06,612 --> 00:36:09,650
Breakfast pies and lunch pies
655
00:36:09,753 --> 00:36:12,411
and a special new pie
I invent every day.
656
00:36:12,515 --> 00:36:14,206
Wait, did you make
that marshmallow pie
that you gave me?
657
00:36:14,310 --> 00:36:15,966
Yes, I did.
658
00:36:16,070 --> 00:36:18,866
Mermaid Marshmallow.
659
00:36:18,969 --> 00:36:23,077
I invented it with my mom
when I was nine years old.
660
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,597
In my mermaid phase.
661
00:36:25,700 --> 00:36:28,289
That was probably the best pie
662
00:36:28,393 --> 00:36:30,118
that I have tasted
in my entire life.
663
00:36:30,222 --> 00:36:32,328
You tried it?
664
00:36:32,431 --> 00:36:34,916
Well, I won't tell
your doctor.
665
00:36:35,020 --> 00:36:37,540
No. No, seriously.
666
00:36:37,643 --> 00:36:40,267
It was biblically good.
This is how good that was.
667
00:36:40,370 --> 00:36:43,373
That pie could win contests
668
00:36:43,477 --> 00:36:47,895
and ribbons and things.
669
00:36:47,998 --> 00:36:52,210
What a thing to say.
670
00:36:52,313 --> 00:36:55,627
I am so sorry.
That was a compliment.
671
00:36:55,730 --> 00:36:58,043
No, I know.
That's why it made me
uncomfortable.
672
00:36:58,146 --> 00:36:59,803
Oh, God. No, you're blushing.
673
00:36:59,907 --> 00:37:05,844
Nope, nope,
shouldn't have said that.
674
00:37:06,707 --> 00:37:08,605
No, you know, it's kinda funny.
675
00:37:11,781 --> 00:37:14,922
It's just seeing you
sitting here in your uniform.
676
00:37:15,025 --> 00:37:18,443
♪ You remind me of a girl
I once knew ♪
677
00:37:18,546 --> 00:37:21,273
♪ God by now,
She's well in middle age ♪
678
00:37:21,377 --> 00:37:25,312
♪ Probably 41 or 42
679
00:37:25,415 --> 00:37:28,591
Thank you.
680
00:37:28,694 --> 00:37:31,697
Oh, my God. No, no, no.
She was a waitress.
681
00:37:31,801 --> 00:37:33,941
♪ At a shop I used
To frequent quite a lot ♪
682
00:37:34,044 --> 00:37:36,530
♪ Nice teeth And small hands
683
00:37:36,633 --> 00:37:38,256
♪ And snuck me goodies
I couldn't afford then ♪
684
00:37:38,359 --> 00:37:40,499
♪ She was sweet to me
685
00:37:40,603 --> 00:37:43,399
♪ Reminds me of you
686
00:37:43,502 --> 00:37:45,884
oh, nobody ever really
notices me that way.
687
00:37:45,987 --> 00:37:49,474
Somebody did, right?
688
00:37:49,577 --> 00:37:51,545
No, because you've got the whole
baby thing going on.
689
00:37:51,648 --> 00:37:53,788
♪ She'd bake the pies
Fresh every day ♪
690
00:37:53,892 --> 00:37:57,067
♪ Like you, I guess,
But I must say ♪
691
00:37:57,171 --> 00:37:59,587
♪ If pies were books
Yours would be
Shakespeare's letters ♪
692
00:37:59,691 --> 00:38:08,355
♪ You remind me of her,
But better ♪
693
00:38:08,458 --> 00:38:11,254
♪ It only takes a taste
694
00:38:11,358 --> 00:38:13,636
♪ When it's something special
♪
695
00:38:13,739 --> 00:38:17,743
♪ It only takes a taste
When you know it's good ♪
696
00:38:17,847 --> 00:38:22,714
♪ Sometimes one bite
Is more than enough ♪
697
00:38:22,817 --> 00:38:25,579
♪ To know you want more
698
00:38:25,682 --> 00:38:32,482
♪ Of the thing you just got
A taste of ♪
699
00:38:32,586 --> 00:38:35,140
♪ That reminds me
Of a thing we would say ♪
700
00:38:35,243 --> 00:38:38,212
♪ Me and my mama
701
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,627
♪ In the kitchen
When we'd bake ♪
702
00:38:39,731 --> 00:38:42,354
♪ She'd say, "Jenna
703
00:38:42,458 --> 00:38:44,908
♪ You can tell the whole
story With a taste" ♪
704
00:38:45,012 --> 00:38:47,946
♪ Yeah, no,
That's exactly what I mean ♪
705
00:38:48,049 --> 00:38:51,190
♪ I swear that as the flavors
Mixed and melted ♪
706
00:38:51,294 --> 00:38:53,814
♪ I could hear the sirens
sing ♪
707
00:38:53,917 --> 00:38:56,334
♪ It was truly something
special One taste ♪
708
00:38:56,437 --> 00:39:01,822
♪ And I want the whole thing
709
00:39:01,925 --> 00:39:05,446
♪ I must say
710
00:39:05,550 --> 00:39:08,863
♪ It felt like
I got carried away ♪
711
00:39:08,967 --> 00:39:11,141
♪ Intoxicated
712
00:39:11,245 --> 00:39:13,558
♪ Made me escape
713
00:39:13,661 --> 00:39:19,736
♪ The room I was in
714
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:23,637
♪ I can't help but wonder
715
00:39:23,740 --> 00:39:27,261
♪ How your hands
Must have felt ♪
716
00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:31,299
♪ Creating
Such a masterful thing ♪
717
00:39:31,403 --> 00:39:33,923
♪ Just one bite
718
00:39:34,026 --> 00:39:36,477
♪ Caused all that
719
00:39:36,581 --> 00:39:41,068
♪ Wondering?
720
00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:45,452
♪ It only takes a taste
721
00:39:45,555 --> 00:39:48,489
♪ It only takes a taste
722
00:39:48,593 --> 00:39:50,284
♪ When you know it's good
723
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:53,391
♪ Sometimes one bite
724
00:39:53,494 --> 00:40:00,190
♪ Is more than enough
725
00:40:00,294 --> 00:40:02,365
♪ To know you want more
726
00:40:02,469 --> 00:40:04,332
♪ Of the thing you just got
727
00:40:04,436 --> 00:40:09,441
♪ A taste of
728
00:40:09,545 --> 00:40:14,342
- Oh, there's my bus.
729
00:40:16,966 --> 00:40:19,451
it was nice talking
with you, Dr. Pomatter.
730
00:40:19,555 --> 00:40:24,801
Yeah, Jenna,
give me a call anytime.
I'm here.
731
00:40:24,905 --> 00:40:28,253
For all your questions
and concerns.
732
00:40:28,356 --> 00:40:31,290
Good to know, Dr. Pomatter.
733
00:40:53,243 --> 00:40:56,730
Earl, hey. It's Tuesday night.
734
00:40:56,833 --> 00:40:58,421
What are you doing home
so early?
735
00:40:58,525 --> 00:41:01,907
Well thanks to
my asshole foreman
736
00:41:02,011 --> 00:41:07,430
it looks like you are gonna
be seeing me home a lot.
737
00:41:07,534 --> 00:41:11,020
This dude says I'm late
738
00:41:11,123 --> 00:41:14,195
one too many times and...
739
00:41:14,299 --> 00:41:16,508
fires me.
740
00:41:16,612 --> 00:41:19,546
But I told him
you can take this toolbox
741
00:41:19,649 --> 00:41:22,031
and shove it up your ass
742
00:41:22,134 --> 00:41:26,345
'cause I don't even want
this goddamn job.
743
00:41:26,449 --> 00:41:29,866
Then--
then he calls me arrogant!
744
00:41:29,970 --> 00:41:32,490
Me? Arrogant?
745
00:41:32,593 --> 00:41:35,458
No, see, now that loser
has been waiting
746
00:41:35,562 --> 00:41:38,668
to stick it to me
since high school.
747
00:41:38,772 --> 00:41:40,739
- Earl, I'm sorry.
- Don't feel sorry for me.
748
00:41:40,843 --> 00:41:43,570
Don't feel sorry for me.
749
00:41:43,673 --> 00:41:46,434
I am fine!
750
00:41:46,538 --> 00:41:53,234
I am celebrating.
751
00:41:56,514 --> 00:42:01,933
Well...
752
00:42:02,036 --> 00:42:05,212
looks like you the one
that's gonna be
753
00:42:05,315 --> 00:42:06,972
paying the bills
around here now.
754
00:42:07,076 --> 00:42:12,668
How'd we do today?
755
00:42:17,258 --> 00:42:20,883
What, are you shitting me?
756
00:42:20,986 --> 00:42:25,784
- That can't be all you earned.
- It was a slow day.
757
00:42:25,888 --> 00:42:28,925
Maybe you need to move
a little faster.
758
00:42:29,029 --> 00:42:32,964
Where's my kiss?
759
00:42:33,067 --> 00:42:36,312
No, come here.
Kiss me like you mean it.
760
00:42:36,415 --> 00:42:40,385
Oh, Earl, I'm sorry.
I'm not feeling so good today.
761
00:42:40,488 --> 00:42:43,491
Well, you feel all right to me.
762
00:42:43,595 --> 00:42:46,218
Come on, baby.
763
00:42:46,322 --> 00:42:52,949
Take my bad day away.
764
00:42:53,225 --> 00:42:54,951
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
765
00:42:55,055 --> 00:42:56,850
Let me get you something to eat.
766
00:42:56,953 --> 00:42:59,507
Oh, I've brought
some leftovers from work.
767
00:42:59,611 --> 00:43:03,132
Chicken pot pie.
768
00:43:03,235 --> 00:43:09,897
You think I don't see
what you're doing?
769
00:43:10,967 --> 00:43:13,349
Do you think that I am stupid?
770
00:43:13,452 --> 00:43:15,523
- No.
- No?
771
00:43:15,627 --> 00:43:17,733
No, Earl.
I know you had a hard day.
772
00:43:17,836 --> 00:43:19,493
I thought maybe some warm pie
would make you--
773
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:21,391
- I'm not fuckin' hungry!
- Earl, calm down.
774
00:43:21,495 --> 00:43:22,910
Calm down? I'll show you calm.
775
00:43:23,014 --> 00:43:25,257
Earl!
776
00:43:25,361 --> 00:43:29,468
I'm pregnant!
777
00:43:29,572 --> 00:43:36,199
What?
778
00:43:36,303 --> 00:43:39,651
Well, when-- when the hell
were you gonna tell me?
779
00:43:39,755 --> 00:43:42,758
Well, I--
780
00:43:42,861 --> 00:43:45,174
I know you've were under
a lot of pressure.
781
00:43:45,277 --> 00:43:46,900
And I was waiting
for the right time.
782
00:43:47,003 --> 00:43:48,798
Well, you have great timing!
783
00:43:48,902 --> 00:43:53,907
I'm sorry. Earl, I'm sorry.
784
00:43:54,010 --> 00:43:56,219
No wonder you've been looking
so tired all the time.
785
00:43:56,323 --> 00:43:58,739
Huh.
786
00:43:58,843 --> 00:44:01,121
Hey, come here.
787
00:44:01,224 --> 00:44:02,640
Oh, my God.
788
00:44:02,743 --> 00:44:05,573
Come here.
789
00:44:05,677 --> 00:44:07,886
Come here. Come sit down here.
790
00:44:07,990 --> 00:44:11,407
Careful.
791
00:44:11,510 --> 00:44:14,203
Oh, you--
792
00:44:14,306 --> 00:44:16,412
you little butterball!
793
00:44:22,763 --> 00:44:26,560
Well, how do you like that?
794
00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:31,289
I'm-- I'm gonna have a baby?
795
00:44:31,392 --> 00:44:36,294
Little Earl Junior.
796
00:44:36,397 --> 00:44:37,744
The legend lives on!
797
00:44:37,847 --> 00:44:41,955
Wait a minute.
798
00:44:42,058 --> 00:44:44,923
What happens if you decide
799
00:44:45,027 --> 00:44:47,754
to love the baby
more than you love me?
800
00:44:47,857 --> 00:44:51,447
Hey, listen, women do it now.
They do it all the time.
801
00:44:51,550 --> 00:44:55,554
They have a baby
and then it's just to hell
with the man.
802
00:44:55,658 --> 00:44:58,247
You're jealous of the baby?
803
00:44:58,350 --> 00:45:01,043
No. I don't get jealous.
That is below me.
804
00:45:01,146 --> 00:45:08,050
I'm just talking it out.
I'm talking out my feelings.
805
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:11,467
Maybe I just need you
806
00:45:11,570 --> 00:45:15,885
to make me a little promise
807
00:45:15,989 --> 00:45:20,096
that you won't go loving
that baby more than you love me.
808
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:21,822
- Okay.
- Yeah, but you say I promise.
809
00:45:21,926 --> 00:45:23,617
- Earl, I said okay.
- Hey.
810
00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:28,656
Hey.
811
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:32,074
I need this from you.
812
00:45:32,177 --> 00:45:36,837
It's you and me first, right?
813
00:45:36,941 --> 00:45:38,425
That's the way it's always been.
814
00:45:41,221 --> 00:45:43,602
♪ Remember my clean shave
815
00:45:43,706 --> 00:45:46,882
♪ Back in our old days
816
00:45:46,985 --> 00:45:52,025
♪ When we were just kids
817
00:45:52,128 --> 00:45:54,890
♪ I had my six-string
818
00:45:54,993 --> 00:45:57,755
♪ And you had Your own thing
819
00:45:57,858 --> 00:46:03,001
♪ Though I don't remember
What it is ♪
820
00:46:03,105 --> 00:46:06,004
♪ I wrote you love songs
821
00:46:06,108 --> 00:46:08,869
♪ And you liked that sad one
822
00:46:08,973 --> 00:46:14,599
♪ So I played it all the time
♪
823
00:46:14,702 --> 00:46:17,464
♪ What was that one line?
824
00:46:17,567 --> 00:46:19,846
♪ Something about sunshine
825
00:46:19,949 --> 00:46:25,506
♪ I sang it every night
826
00:46:25,610 --> 00:46:29,165
♪ Where the sun don't shine
827
00:46:29,269 --> 00:46:33,894
No, that is not how
that song went.
828
00:46:33,998 --> 00:46:37,725
♪ When the sun won't shine
829
00:46:37,829 --> 00:46:41,557
That's not it either.
830
00:46:41,660 --> 00:46:46,182
What was it, baby?
831
00:46:46,286 --> 00:46:49,772
♪ Till the sun don't shine
832
00:46:49,876 --> 00:46:53,880
♪ You will still be mine
833
00:46:53,983 --> 00:46:56,572
That's right.
834
00:46:56,675 --> 00:46:59,644
♪ Man what a whirlwind
835
00:46:59,747 --> 00:47:01,922
♪ And so much is happening
836
00:47:02,026 --> 00:47:04,614
♪ And mostly to me
837
00:47:04,718 --> 00:47:07,963
♪ Yeah
838
00:47:08,066 --> 00:47:10,828
♪ We've come such a long way
839
00:47:10,931 --> 00:47:13,520
♪ No turning back now, babe
840
00:47:13,623 --> 00:47:17,662
♪ You're my family
841
00:47:17,765 --> 00:47:21,114
Now promise me.
842
00:47:21,217 --> 00:47:28,259
♪ Till the end of time
843
00:47:28,362 --> 00:47:30,951
♪ These are ties that bind
844
00:47:31,055 --> 00:47:33,954
Come on, sing it, honey.
845
00:47:34,058 --> 00:47:38,683
♪ Till the sun don't shine
846
00:47:38,786 --> 00:47:46,794
♪ You will still be mine
847
00:48:09,679 --> 00:48:13,511
Honey, is it my imagination
848
00:48:13,614 --> 00:48:16,652
or is my left boob drooping
down even lower today?
849
00:48:16,755 --> 00:48:19,482
Oh, Lord.
850
00:48:19,586 --> 00:48:24,832
I'm starting to feel like
something Picasso woulda made.
851
00:48:24,936 --> 00:48:26,869
How'd you do?
852
00:48:26,973 --> 00:48:29,734
Between Mr. Frugalman
on table five
853
00:48:29,837 --> 00:48:31,494
and "Hey,
I'll Get You Next Time"
on table seven,
854
00:48:31,598 --> 00:48:34,049
not great.
855
00:48:34,152 --> 00:48:37,845
Thinking about picking up
some extra shifts.
856
00:48:37,949 --> 00:48:41,435
Are you crazy?
You work hard enough already.
857
00:48:41,539 --> 00:48:45,094
Oh, what is this
doing next to the cinnamon?
858
00:48:45,198 --> 00:48:48,822
- Oh, I was looking for that.
- Uh-huh.
859
00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:51,169
You can't write your baby
a letter from the spice rack.
860
00:48:51,273 --> 00:48:53,585
- I'm not much
of a letter writer.
- Are you okay?
861
00:48:55,587 --> 00:48:59,177
I'm having
a small anxiety attack.
862
00:48:59,281 --> 00:49:02,387
I got a message on my profile.
863
00:49:02,491 --> 00:49:04,942
Girl, you've been sitting
on this news all day?
864
00:49:05,045 --> 00:49:08,290
He calls himself
OKCWithABullet, 32.
865
00:49:08,393 --> 00:49:11,362
Has all his hair, kind smile,
866
00:49:11,465 --> 00:49:16,022
loves poetry, Pavarotti
and puzzles.
867
00:49:16,125 --> 00:49:18,852
- He sounds perfect!
- Look at you.
868
00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:20,958
They're already lining up.
Take a number.
869
00:49:21,061 --> 00:49:23,236
Yeah.
Oh, dear, it's happening.
870
00:49:27,585 --> 00:49:30,001
It's really happening.
871
00:49:30,105 --> 00:49:32,935
I made a five-minute date
with him tonight.
872
00:49:33,039 --> 00:49:35,696
Five minutes?
873
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,975
Well, this way
if it's a disaster
874
00:49:38,078 --> 00:49:40,632
I can get back in time
for History's Mysteries.
875
00:49:40,736 --> 00:49:42,082
Okay, now, Dawn,
876
00:49:42,186 --> 00:49:44,567
you are such a natural beauty,
877
00:49:44,671 --> 00:49:47,191
but 'cause it's such
a special occasion,
878
00:49:47,294 --> 00:49:49,779
would you let me put just
a tad of makeup on you
879
00:49:49,883 --> 00:49:53,231
and perhaps...
880
00:49:53,335 --> 00:49:56,234
pull that pony down...
881
00:49:56,338 --> 00:50:01,929
just for one night?
882
00:50:02,033 --> 00:50:04,553
Well, it is important
883
00:50:04,656 --> 00:50:07,142
- to make a good
first impression.
884
00:50:07,245 --> 00:50:10,386
Jenna, may I ask you to make
885
00:50:10,490 --> 00:50:14,563
your Meet Your Dream Chocolate
Cream pie to take to him?
886
00:50:14,666 --> 00:50:17,980
I will make you
a really special one.
887
00:50:18,084 --> 00:50:20,707
One like my mama used to.
888
00:50:20,810 --> 00:50:23,848
You wouldn't think all
the ingredients would go
together, but they do.
889
00:50:23,951 --> 00:50:29,371
What's going to be in it?
890
00:50:29,474 --> 00:50:32,753
I'm going to switch
the chocolate...
891
00:50:32,857 --> 00:50:38,483
from bittersweet
to creamy milk...
892
00:50:38,587 --> 00:50:41,797
and add a touch
of passion fruit.
893
00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:43,971
Oh, my God!
894
00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:53,705
And then I'll mix in
895
00:50:53,809 --> 00:50:57,123
something that will make
the impossible possible.
896
00:50:57,226 --> 00:50:59,849
Some exotic spice
897
00:50:59,953 --> 00:51:01,989
that will make you see clearly
before it's too late.
898
00:51:02,093 --> 00:51:07,512
What is going on with you, girl?
899
00:51:07,616 --> 00:51:09,066
You know that pie contest
that's coming to Springfield?
900
00:51:09,169 --> 00:51:11,447
Mm-hmm.
901
00:51:11,551 --> 00:51:15,831
I'm gonna do it.
902
00:51:15,934 --> 00:51:19,973
I'm gonna find a way
to save some money to go
there and enter it.
903
00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:22,458
Now that's the first thing
you've said that's made any
sense in a very long time.
904
00:51:22,562 --> 00:51:26,497
And if a miracle happens
and I win it,
905
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:32,054
I'm gonna take that prize money
and I'm gonna...
906
00:51:32,158 --> 00:51:37,370
You're gonna leave Earl.
907
00:51:37,473 --> 00:51:41,167
Yeah.
908
00:51:41,270 --> 00:51:45,309
And just run away from here.
909
00:51:45,412 --> 00:51:47,173
Wow.
910
00:51:47,276 --> 00:51:49,520
Honey, you can leave Earl
911
00:51:49,623 --> 00:51:51,867
without running away from here.
912
00:51:51,970 --> 00:51:55,595
It's not that easy.
913
00:51:55,698 --> 00:51:57,631
Well, all right.
914
00:51:57,735 --> 00:52:00,289
You go ahead.
915
00:52:00,393 --> 00:52:04,466
Get yourself a little pie shop
somewhere.
916
00:52:04,569 --> 00:52:06,192
Somewhere people could really
use a little pie shop.
917
00:52:06,295 --> 00:52:09,781
Like Europe.
918
00:52:09,885 --> 00:52:12,922
Or New Jersey.
919
00:52:13,026 --> 00:52:16,202
Jenna's Pie Palace.
920
00:52:16,305 --> 00:52:18,790
Jenna's Pastry Heaven.
921
00:52:18,894 --> 00:52:23,209
Jenna's Pie In The Sky.
922
00:52:23,312 --> 00:52:26,212
♪ Sugar
923
00:52:26,315 --> 00:52:28,938
Come on, honey.
We're not playing.
924
00:52:29,042 --> 00:52:32,252
♪ Sugar, butter
925
00:52:32,356 --> 00:52:37,430
- ♪ Flour
926
00:52:37,533 --> 00:52:42,814
♪ Sometimes I still see her
927
00:52:42,918 --> 00:52:48,579
♪ My mother the dreamer
928
00:52:48,682 --> 00:52:58,244
♪ She'd say nothing's
Impossible child ♪
929
00:53:00,246 --> 00:53:05,734
♪ A dream needs believing
930
00:53:05,837 --> 00:53:11,222
♪ To taste like the real
thing ♪
931
00:53:11,326 --> 00:53:19,920
♪ Like some stranger
You recognize ♪
932
00:53:20,024 --> 00:53:22,440
♪ So pure
933
00:53:22,544 --> 00:53:25,685
♪ So pure, so electric
934
00:53:25,788 --> 00:53:28,446
♪ So sure
935
00:53:28,550 --> 00:53:33,624
♪ So sure, so connected
936
00:53:33,727 --> 00:53:36,799
♪ To those little believers
937
00:53:36,903 --> 00:53:41,735
♪ Inside
938
00:53:41,839 --> 00:53:45,083
♪ May we all be
939
00:53:45,187 --> 00:53:51,228
♪ So lucky
940
00:53:51,331 --> 00:53:56,474
♪ But dreams are elusive
941
00:53:56,578 --> 00:53:59,339
♪ The kind
We've gotten used to ♪
942
00:53:59,443 --> 00:54:02,480
♪ Is nothing I can feel
943
00:54:02,584 --> 00:54:04,517
- ♪ Nothing I can hold
- ♪ Nothing I can have
944
00:54:04,620 --> 00:54:09,349
♪ Nothing that I know
945
00:54:09,453 --> 00:54:19,221
♪ Dreams come and they go
946
00:54:19,704 --> 00:54:23,087
♪ But hold them
And keep them ♪
947
00:54:23,190 --> 00:54:25,400
♪ But hold them
And keep them ♪
948
00:54:25,503 --> 00:54:28,403
♪ And know that you need them
♪
949
00:54:28,506 --> 00:54:30,888
♪ And know that
You need them ♪
950
00:54:30,991 --> 00:54:34,098
♪ When your breaking point's
All that ♪
951
00:54:34,201 --> 00:54:38,171
♪ You have
952
00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:46,973
♪ A dream is a soft place
To land ♪
953
00:54:47,076 --> 00:54:50,148
♪ May we all be
954
00:54:50,252 --> 00:54:54,636
♪ So lucky
955
00:55:03,058 --> 00:55:06,026
Oh, look what you did.
956
00:55:06,130 --> 00:55:10,168
You made me almost pretty.
957
00:55:10,272 --> 00:55:13,758
Almost pretty? You're beautiful.
958
00:55:13,862 --> 00:55:18,384
What the hell
did y'all put in that pie?
959
00:55:18,487 --> 00:55:23,630
I gonna leave before I die
of estrogen asphyxiation.
960
00:55:23,734 --> 00:55:29,153
Don't forget to turn out
the lights.
961
00:55:40,302 --> 00:55:42,787
Who are you
putting on lipstick for?
962
00:55:42,891 --> 00:55:44,996
You dolling up
for the diaper change?
963
00:55:45,100 --> 00:55:47,620
Well...
964
00:55:47,723 --> 00:55:51,969
maybe I got a little secret.
965
00:55:52,072 --> 00:55:54,351
- Maybe I'm doing
a little dreaming, too.
- What?
966
00:55:54,454 --> 00:55:55,869
- I can't tell you yet.
- Why not?
967
00:55:55,973 --> 00:55:58,216
Bye-bye, Dawn.
968
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:01,254
Now don't do anything
I haven't done.
969
00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:02,842
Get yourself
a five-minute condom.
970
00:56:02,945 --> 00:56:04,706
- Becky!
971
00:56:04,809 --> 00:56:06,811
Adios, ladies.
972
00:56:13,024 --> 00:56:21,136
You are the queen of
kindness and goodness.
973
00:56:23,138 --> 00:56:26,969
♪ May we all be
974
00:56:27,073 --> 00:56:34,183
♪ So lucky
975
00:57:20,471 --> 00:57:23,060
Hiya, handsome. What'll it be?
976
00:57:23,163 --> 00:57:25,511
Oh, you're so lovely,
but no, I don't want you
as my waitress.
977
00:57:25,614 --> 00:57:32,310
No. I want her.
I want that lady right there.
978
00:57:32,897 --> 00:57:34,623
I'm so sorry, hon,
but you're sitting
in my station.
979
00:57:34,727 --> 00:57:41,492
But I don't want you.
I want her.
980
00:57:43,805 --> 00:57:46,739
Well, I do like a man
who knows what he wants.
981
00:57:46,842 --> 00:57:48,948
Is she a good friend of yours?
What can you tell me about her?
982
00:57:49,051 --> 00:57:52,123
What are her likes
and her dislikes?
983
00:57:52,227 --> 00:57:56,265
And does she have
any food allergies
or pollen sensitivities?
984
00:57:56,369 --> 00:57:58,613
Excuse me, darling.
985
00:57:58,716 --> 00:57:59,821
I'm gonna go talk to Dawn
for a minute,
986
00:57:59,924 --> 00:58:00,994
see if she won't
tell you herself.
987
00:58:01,098 --> 00:58:03,065
That would be wonderful.
988
00:58:03,169 --> 00:58:09,762
- I thought you'd like that.
- I do. I do.
989
00:58:10,970 --> 00:58:12,765
Dawn!
990
00:58:12,868 --> 00:58:14,801
There is a man at table five
991
00:58:14,905 --> 00:58:16,527
on a mission with your name
on it.
992
00:58:16,631 --> 00:58:20,048
His name is Ogie.
993
00:58:20,151 --> 00:58:23,396
Short for Oklahoma.
994
00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:25,812
He's OKCwithaBullet!
995
00:58:25,916 --> 00:58:33,061
Ahh!
996
00:58:33,855 --> 00:58:36,443
He's an amateur magician,
997
00:58:36,547 --> 00:58:39,619
does competitive clog dancing
998
00:58:39,723 --> 00:58:42,967
and only eats white food
on Wednesdays.
999
00:58:43,071 --> 00:58:45,660
- He told me we were soulmates.
- Girl!
1000
00:58:45,763 --> 00:58:48,352
I made the mistake
of telling him I work here.
1001
00:58:48,455 --> 00:58:52,114
Oh, I don't know, Dawn.
I think it sounds like
he's got potential.
1002
00:58:52,218 --> 00:58:54,185
He took me through
the entire medical
1003
00:58:54,289 --> 00:58:58,500
and psychiatric history
of his whole family.
1004
00:58:58,604 --> 00:59:01,814
Oh, he's laying it
all on the table.
1005
00:59:01,917 --> 00:59:03,505
I just wanted
a quiet first date.
1006
00:59:03,609 --> 00:59:05,852
Stimulating conversation.
1007
00:59:05,956 --> 00:59:08,165
First man who ever shows
any interest in me
1008
00:59:08,268 --> 00:59:11,237
and he turns out to be
a mad, clogging elf.
1009
00:59:15,482 --> 00:59:18,520
I'm telling you, Jenna,
that magic love pie
was too good.
1010
00:59:18,624 --> 00:59:20,522
I should never
have brought it with me.
1011
00:59:20,626 --> 00:59:22,179
I don't think
it was the pie, Dawn.
1012
00:59:22,282 --> 00:59:24,561
I think it was you.
1013
00:59:24,664 --> 00:59:26,804
- Come with me.
- I would, but I gotta go pee.
1014
00:59:26,908 --> 00:59:31,395
Is anyone gonna take
the elf's order?
1015
00:59:31,498 --> 00:59:33,500
Would you shut up, Cal?
1016
00:59:33,604 --> 00:59:36,331
That happens to be
OKCwithaBullet!
1017
00:59:36,434 --> 00:59:39,230
Cue DawnRising.
1018
00:59:39,334 --> 00:59:42,993
- No.
1019
00:59:43,096 --> 00:59:49,102
- Okay, just open
this up a little bit.
- Becky, no!
1020
01:00:02,391 --> 01:00:04,635
Hello, good morning. Hello.
I told you I didn't want
1021
01:00:04,739 --> 01:00:07,880
to see you again.
May I take your order?
1022
01:00:07,983 --> 01:00:10,641
I'll have an egg white omelet
1023
01:00:10,745 --> 01:00:13,886
with cottage cheese
and a side of mayonnaise.
1024
01:00:13,989 --> 01:00:19,098
I have very exquisite taste.
1025
01:00:19,201 --> 01:00:21,065
What kind of toast with that?
White or wheat?
1026
01:00:21,169 --> 01:00:23,930
Why am I even asking?
It's Wednesday!
1027
01:00:24,034 --> 01:00:26,519
You see? We already know
each other so intimately.
1028
01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:28,210
- You don't know me.
1029
01:00:28,314 --> 01:00:29,591
I do.
1030
01:00:29,695 --> 01:00:31,835
You're NewDawnRising.
1031
01:00:31,938 --> 01:00:34,251
Easily misunderstood,
1032
01:00:34,354 --> 01:00:37,703
but I see your true beauty.
1033
01:00:37,806 --> 01:00:39,877
Normally I wouldn't do this.
1034
01:00:39,981 --> 01:00:42,431
Actually, I've never done this.
1035
01:00:42,535 --> 01:00:43,881
But that five minutes,
1036
01:00:43,985 --> 01:00:48,748
it felt like a whole 15
1037
01:00:48,852 --> 01:00:50,716
and I am certain we're meant
to be together.
1038
01:00:50,819 --> 01:00:52,787
I don't even know you.
1039
01:00:52,890 --> 01:00:55,859
I'm a tax auditor.
1040
01:00:55,962 --> 01:00:58,447
I drive a very nice
1041
01:00:58,551 --> 01:01:04,764
subcompact Toyota Yaris.
1042
01:01:04,868 --> 01:01:07,249
And I love my mother.
1043
01:01:07,353 --> 01:01:10,563
What else do you need
to know about me?
1044
01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:13,083
Your dessert order.
1045
01:01:13,186 --> 01:01:15,499
I'll have a slice
1046
01:01:15,602 --> 01:01:17,604
of the White Knuckle Cream Pie.
1047
01:01:17,708 --> 01:01:19,261
With or without whipped cream?
1048
01:01:19,365 --> 01:01:23,127
You choose.
I trust you implicitly.
1049
01:01:23,231 --> 01:01:25,302
But if you do choose
to have whipped cream,
1050
01:01:25,405 --> 01:01:27,960
I would love it on the side,
not touching the pie.
1051
01:01:28,063 --> 01:01:29,651
I hate it when it
touches the pie.
1052
01:01:29,755 --> 01:01:32,033
No, it soggies the crust.
1053
01:01:32,136 --> 01:01:33,897
Yeah, and you can't control
the whipped cream...
1054
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:37,452
...to pie ratio
to create the perfect bite.
1055
01:01:39,765 --> 01:01:42,802
Oh, there's that laugh.
1056
01:01:42,906 --> 01:01:46,564
That intoxicating laugh.
1057
01:01:46,668 --> 01:01:49,809
Dawn, you inspire
poetry in me.
1058
01:01:49,913 --> 01:01:53,675
I'm making one up.
1059
01:01:53,779 --> 01:01:56,954
I'm making one up here
right here on the spot
and here it comes.
1060
01:01:57,058 --> 01:02:00,130
All of my life
I've loved turtles.
1061
01:02:00,233 --> 01:02:03,409
And you, Dawn, are the queen.
1062
01:02:03,512 --> 01:02:05,929
Da, da, da, da, da.
1063
01:02:06,032 --> 01:02:08,414
Da, da, da, da, da.
1064
01:02:08,517 --> 01:02:14,247
And something in between.
1065
01:02:14,351 --> 01:02:16,008
I'm gonna work on
the middle section.
1066
01:02:16,111 --> 01:02:18,907
I am. You like that one,
don't you, Dawn?
1067
01:02:19,011 --> 01:02:20,702
Please just take your mixed
bouquet and leave.
1068
01:02:20,806 --> 01:02:24,568
- Just leave!
- Dawn.
1069
01:02:24,671 --> 01:02:27,847
♪ I will never
Let you let me leave
I promise I'm not lying ♪
1070
01:02:27,951 --> 01:02:29,400
♪ Go ahead ask anybody
Who has seen me trying ♪
1071
01:02:29,504 --> 01:02:32,679
♪ I'm not going
1072
01:02:32,783 --> 01:02:36,407
♪ If it seems like I did I'm
probably waiting outside ♪
1073
01:02:36,511 --> 01:02:38,755
♪ Such a stubborn man
You'll likely never
Meet another ♪
1074
01:02:38,858 --> 01:02:41,412
♪ When we have our family
dinner You can ask my mother ♪
1075
01:02:41,516 --> 01:02:44,415
♪ She's the best
1076
01:02:44,519 --> 01:02:48,005
♪ You'll learn more about her
On our family history test ♪
1077
01:02:48,109 --> 01:02:51,457
♪ I'm gonna do this right
1078
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:54,943
♪ Show you I'm not moving
1079
01:02:55,047 --> 01:02:57,428
♪ Wherever you go
I won't be far to follow ♪
1080
01:02:57,532 --> 01:03:02,364
♪ Oh, gonna love you so
1081
01:03:02,468 --> 01:03:06,506
♪ You'll learn what
I already know ♪
1082
01:03:06,610 --> 01:03:09,993
♪ I love you means
You're never ever ever
Getting rid of me ♪
1083
01:03:10,096 --> 01:03:12,547
♪ You can try
1084
01:03:12,650 --> 01:03:17,310
♪ Oh, but I
1085
01:03:17,414 --> 01:03:19,761
♪ I love you means
You're never ever ever
Getting rid of me ♪
1086
01:03:19,865 --> 01:03:21,383
- Ready for your check?
- Not quite!
1087
01:03:21,487 --> 01:03:24,904
Pie for--
1088
01:03:25,008 --> 01:03:28,425
- pie for everybody!
1089
01:03:28,528 --> 01:03:32,429
♪ I grew up an only child
In a suburb of the city ♪
1090
01:03:32,532 --> 01:03:34,949
♪ Spent my days alone my only
Friend was a stray kitty ♪
1091
01:03:35,052 --> 01:03:37,503
- ♪ Called Sardine
- ♪ Sardine
1092
01:03:37,606 --> 01:03:40,471
♪ I thought it was hilarious
To call a cat a kind of fish ♪
1093
01:03:40,575 --> 01:03:43,474
♪ She played hard to get
Hissing while
She scratched me ♪
1094
01:03:43,578 --> 01:03:45,683
♪ What she was trying to say
Was "Ogie, come and catch me ♪
1095
01:03:45,787 --> 01:03:48,548
♪ I learned quickly
1096
01:03:48,652 --> 01:03:50,516
♪ That her perseverance
Stood between a cat ♪
1097
01:03:50,619 --> 01:03:52,069
♪ And her New best friend me
1098
01:03:52,173 --> 01:03:56,211
♪ Oh, I'm gonna
Do this right ♪
1099
01:03:56,315 --> 01:03:59,663
♪ Show you I'm not moving
1100
01:03:59,766 --> 01:04:02,183
♪ Wherever you go
I won't be far to follow ♪
1101
01:04:02,286 --> 01:04:07,153
♪ Oh, gonna love you so
1102
01:04:07,257 --> 01:04:11,399
♪ You'll learn what
I already know ♪
1103
01:04:11,502 --> 01:04:12,952
♪ I love you means
You're never ever ever
Getting rid of me ♪
1104
01:04:13,056 --> 01:04:15,023
When you say never...
1105
01:04:15,127 --> 01:04:17,854
♪ You can try
1106
01:04:17,957 --> 01:04:21,754
♪ Oh, but I
1107
01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:23,860
I love you means
blah, blah, yip, yap.
Get back to work!
1108
01:04:23,963 --> 01:04:26,379
♪ Oh
1109
01:04:26,483 --> 01:04:29,003
♪ You can try
1110
01:04:29,106 --> 01:04:33,524
♪ Oh, but I
1111
01:04:33,628 --> 01:04:35,733
♪ I love you means
You're never ever ever
Getting rid of me ♪
1112
01:04:44,190 --> 01:04:47,538
♪ You can try
1113
01:04:47,642 --> 01:04:51,957
♪ Oh, but I
1114
01:04:52,060 --> 01:04:55,270
♪ I love you means
You're never ever ever
Getting rid of me ♪
1115
01:05:15,325 --> 01:05:21,814
So I'll pick you up
Sunday at seven?
1116
01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:23,885
Maybe?
1117
01:05:23,989 --> 01:05:26,232
Maybe!
1118
01:05:26,336 --> 01:05:28,131
There's a reading
at Rainard Park
1119
01:05:28,234 --> 01:05:30,098
of the Federalist Papers.
1120
01:05:30,202 --> 01:05:32,859
How'd you know about that?
1121
01:05:32,963 --> 01:05:39,625
I played Paul Revere
in 42 Revolutionary War
reenactments.
1122
01:05:39,728 --> 01:05:42,386
40 times technically I was
the standby Revere,
1123
01:05:42,490 --> 01:05:46,425
but two times the Paul was out,
I went on.
1124
01:05:46,528 --> 01:05:48,910
And I played it.
1125
01:05:49,014 --> 01:05:52,120
I did, I played it.
1126
01:05:52,224 --> 01:05:54,053
I got injured once, through.
I had a bayonet issue.
1127
01:05:54,157 --> 01:05:57,022
And it was real, real bad
1128
01:05:57,125 --> 01:06:00,680
and I fell off my horse
and my spleen was removed.
1129
01:06:00,784 --> 01:06:03,304
So it's--
1130
01:06:03,407 --> 01:06:07,066
One if by land, two if by sea.
1131
01:06:07,170 --> 01:06:11,864
And I, on the opposite shore,
will be.
1132
01:06:35,336 --> 01:06:39,788
The elf and the turtle.
1133
01:06:39,892 --> 01:06:43,068
An epic romance.
1134
01:06:43,171 --> 01:06:45,277
♪ Sugar
1135
01:06:45,380 --> 01:06:48,866
It Almost Makes You
Believe Again pie.
1136
01:06:48,970 --> 01:06:51,076
Reach for an ingredient
long forgotten
1137
01:06:51,179 --> 01:06:52,422
in the back of your cupboard.
1138
01:06:52,525 --> 01:06:55,045
Like poppy seeds.
1139
01:06:55,149 --> 01:06:57,289
Something you bought
but forgot you had.
1140
01:06:57,392 --> 01:06:59,498
- Throw in gingersnaps...
1141
01:06:59,601 --> 01:07:01,396
...and tapioca
1142
01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:04,330
till they combine unexpectedly.
1143
01:07:04,434 --> 01:07:07,092
And mix it with all
your questions and concerns.
1144
01:07:07,195 --> 01:07:10,129
- Hi. Is Dr. Pomatter there?
1145
01:07:10,233 --> 01:07:12,097
Jenna Hunterson.
I'm his patient.
1146
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:15,583
- Hey.
1147
01:07:15,686 --> 01:07:18,655
Hi, Dr. Pomatter.
Listen, I'm sure it's nothing,
1148
01:07:18,758 --> 01:07:21,934
but you said to call with
any questions or concerns.
1149
01:07:22,038 --> 01:07:25,731
This morning, um,
I'm bleeding a little bit.
1150
01:07:25,834 --> 01:07:27,802
No. No. It's very very light.
1151
01:07:27,905 --> 01:07:30,356
Come in to see you?
1152
01:07:30,460 --> 01:07:34,257
Tomorrow morning?
You're open at 7:00 AM?
1153
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:36,155
Excuse me,
but I've got a short stack
of perfectly round
1154
01:07:36,259 --> 01:07:38,537
meticulously made, once warm,
1155
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:40,435
buttermilk blueberry pancakes
to take to table six
1156
01:07:40,539 --> 01:07:42,299
because even though I'm pregnant
1157
01:07:42,403 --> 01:07:46,786
I'm working, Dr. Pomfritter!
1158
01:07:46,890 --> 01:07:49,686
Hey, listen, Doc,
while I've got you on the line,
between you and me,
1159
01:07:49,789 --> 01:07:53,172
I have a bit of a gas issue.
1160
01:07:53,276 --> 01:07:55,968
Yeah, I tried that.
Made it worse.
1161
01:07:56,072 --> 01:08:02,492
It cleared the room.
1162
01:08:04,252 --> 01:08:05,874
- Yes. Yes.
1163
01:08:05,978 --> 01:08:09,637
- Hello? Hi.
- Hi. Hi.
1164
01:08:09,740 --> 01:08:11,294
- Where is everybody?
- No one's here yet.
1165
01:08:11,397 --> 01:08:13,882
I came in a little early
to see you.
1166
01:08:13,986 --> 01:08:18,301
Oh. OKay.
1167
01:08:18,404 --> 01:08:20,372
Oh, here. I brought you
1168
01:08:20,475 --> 01:08:22,891
some Believe Again
Poppy Seed Pocket pies.
1169
01:08:22,995 --> 01:08:27,241
Oh, my God. Thank you.
1170
01:08:27,344 --> 01:08:31,141
Um, so, you know,
we spoke on the phone
1171
01:08:31,245 --> 01:08:33,350
and you said that
the bleeding was very mild?
1172
01:08:33,454 --> 01:08:35,456
- Yes.
- Has that stopped?
1173
01:08:35,559 --> 01:08:37,216
Yeah. I only saw it
the one time.
1174
01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:42,048
Oh, good. You're fine.
1175
01:08:42,152 --> 01:08:45,983
Oh, my God!
1176
01:08:46,087 --> 01:08:46,915
Well, aren't you
going to examine me?
1177
01:08:47,019 --> 01:08:49,711
No. No.
1178
01:08:49,815 --> 01:08:51,817
No need.
1179
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:54,268
This is unbelievably delicious.
1180
01:08:54,371 --> 01:08:57,029
I mean, delicious is not
even a good enough word
1181
01:08:57,133 --> 01:09:00,136
for what it is.
1182
01:09:00,239 --> 01:09:04,105
What you do with food,
it is unearthly.
1183
01:09:04,209 --> 01:09:07,350
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
1184
01:09:07,453 --> 01:09:10,180
Then am I okay?
I mean, there's nothing's
wrong with me?
1185
01:09:10,284 --> 01:09:12,562
Oh, God, no, no, no.
Nothing's wrong with you.
1186
01:09:12,665 --> 01:09:15,323
Look, light spotting
is a perfectly
1187
01:09:15,427 --> 01:09:19,465
normal symptom
in early pregnancy.
1188
01:09:19,569 --> 01:09:23,262
Holy shit.
1189
01:09:23,366 --> 01:09:27,335
Is that everything
you have to say?
1190
01:09:27,439 --> 01:09:33,755
- No.
- Well, what?
1191
01:09:38,484 --> 01:09:39,934
Nothing.
1192
01:09:41,936 --> 01:09:44,835
You can-- you can go.
1193
01:09:44,939 --> 01:09:47,769
I'm just gonna--
I'm gonna go ahead
and I'm gonna see you
1194
01:09:47,873 --> 01:09:50,738
at your next regularly
scheduled appointment.
1195
01:09:50,841 --> 01:09:52,740
Don't hesitate to call
if you have any--
1196
01:09:52,843 --> 01:09:55,087
- Questions or concerns.
- Any and all.
1197
01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:57,952
Wait, wait, wait.
Why did you have me come
all the way here
1198
01:09:58,055 --> 01:10:00,886
if spotting
is a perfectly normal symptom
in early pregnancy?
1199
01:10:00,989 --> 01:10:04,372
I had to get up early
and take a bus and walk
five blocks
1200
01:10:04,476 --> 01:10:06,236
just to hear that spotting
is a perfectly normal symptom?
1201
01:10:06,340 --> 01:10:10,516
I have no response to that.
1202
01:10:10,620 --> 01:10:12,760
What time does this office
normally open, Doctor?
1203
01:10:12,863 --> 01:10:14,486
- 8:30?
- 9:00.
1204
01:10:14,589 --> 01:10:18,869
9:00? You came in here
two hours early
1205
01:10:18,973 --> 01:10:21,044
to tell me that spotting
is a perfectly normal symptom
in early pregnancy?
1206
01:10:21,147 --> 01:10:23,322
It seems that way, yes.
1207
01:10:23,426 --> 01:10:24,979
- Goodbye, Dr. Pomatter.
- Bye, Jenna.
1208
01:10:25,082 --> 01:10:29,777
You know what?
1209
01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:32,435
I think you're strange.
1210
01:10:32,538 --> 01:10:34,885
And I'm not sure I want you
to be my doctor anymore.
1211
01:10:34,989 --> 01:10:37,233
- You make me uncomfortable.
- No, Jenna, no. I'm sorry.
1212
01:10:37,336 --> 01:10:38,510
I'm so sorry.
I will not do it anymore.
1213
01:10:38,613 --> 01:10:40,546
Look, whatever it is that I do,
1214
01:10:40,650 --> 01:10:41,961
you should not be uncomfortable
during this time.
1215
01:10:42,065 --> 01:10:43,411
- You're doing it again!
- Wait, what did I do?
1216
01:10:43,515 --> 01:10:44,412
I don't know, you know,
it's the nice guy
1217
01:10:44,516 --> 01:10:45,758
talky thing you do.
1218
01:10:45,862 --> 01:10:49,521
You just-- forget it.
1219
01:10:49,624 --> 01:10:52,834
Jen--
1220
01:10:52,938 --> 01:10:55,596
Uh, Jenna, you forgot your--
1221
01:11:01,464 --> 01:11:03,707
- Oh, shit!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1222
01:11:03,811 --> 01:11:05,606
- What do you want?
- I want to see you again.
1223
01:11:05,709 --> 01:11:07,263
I want to talk to you
somewhere outside of here.
1224
01:11:07,366 --> 01:11:08,436
Can we have coffee together
or something?
1225
01:11:08,540 --> 01:11:09,782
I can't have coffee.
1226
01:11:09,886 --> 01:11:11,508
It's on the bad food list
you gave me.
1227
01:11:11,612 --> 01:11:13,303
What kind of doctor are you?
1228
01:11:16,375 --> 01:11:18,135
♪ It's a bad idea Me and you
1229
01:11:18,239 --> 01:11:20,276
Yeah, no, I totally agree.
1230
01:11:20,379 --> 01:11:24,349
♪ It's a bad idea Me and you
1231
01:11:24,452 --> 01:11:28,214
♪ And I have never known
Anything so true ♪
1232
01:11:28,318 --> 01:11:32,357
♪ It's a terrible idea
Me and you ♪
1233
01:11:32,460 --> 01:11:34,531
♪ You have a wife
1234
01:11:34,635 --> 01:11:36,844
♪ And you have a husband
1235
01:11:36,947 --> 01:11:38,984
♪ You're my doctor
1236
01:11:39,087 --> 01:11:41,297
♪ You've got a baby coming
1237
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:45,749
♪ It's a bad idea Me and you
1238
01:11:45,853 --> 01:11:49,857
♪ Let's just keep kissing
Till we come to ♪
1239
01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:52,722
♪ Heart stop racing,
Let's face it ♪
1240
01:11:52,825 --> 01:11:55,897
♪ Making mistakes Like this
1241
01:11:56,001 --> 01:11:58,244
♪ Will make worse what
Was all ready pretty bad ♪
1242
01:11:58,348 --> 01:12:00,523
♪ Mind stop running
1243
01:12:00,626 --> 01:12:04,216
♪ It's time we just
Let this thing go ♪
1244
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,218
♪ It was a pretty good
Bad idea ♪
1245
01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:11,327
♪ Wasn't it, though?
1246
01:12:11,430 --> 01:12:15,331
♪ It's a bad idea Me and you
1247
01:12:15,434 --> 01:12:19,645
♪ It's a bad idea Me and you
1248
01:12:19,749 --> 01:12:26,342
♪ Hold me close
While I think this through ♪
1249
01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:31,243
♪ Yeah, it's a very poor idea
Me and you ♪
1250
01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:34,073
♪ Heart stop racing,
Let's face it ♪
1251
01:12:34,177 --> 01:12:37,456
♪ Making mistakes like this
1252
01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:39,493
♪ Will make worse what was
Already pretty bad ♪
1253
01:12:39,596 --> 01:12:41,736
♪ Mind stop running
1254
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:45,395
♪ It's time we just
Let this thing go ♪
1255
01:12:45,499 --> 01:12:47,466
♪ It was a pretty good
Bad idea ♪
1256
01:12:47,570 --> 01:12:51,746
♪ Wasn't it, though?
1257
01:12:51,850 --> 01:12:55,681
♪ I know
1258
01:12:55,785 --> 01:12:59,685
♪ What's right for me
1259
01:12:59,789 --> 01:13:02,999
♪ It's the only thing
1260
01:13:03,102 --> 01:13:07,969
- ♪ I've ever done
- ♪ I've ever done
1261
01:13:08,073 --> 01:13:12,353
♪ What if I never see myself
Ever be ♪
1262
01:13:12,457 --> 01:13:14,976
♪ Anything more than what
1263
01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:21,949
♪ I've already become
1264
01:13:22,052 --> 01:13:25,987
♪ I need a bad idea
I need a bad idea ♪
1265
01:13:26,091 --> 01:13:29,819
♪ I need a bad idea
I need a bad idea ♪
1266
01:13:29,922 --> 01:13:34,168
♪ Just one
1267
01:13:34,271 --> 01:13:37,758
♪ Heart keep racing,
Let's make mistakes ♪
1268
01:13:37,861 --> 01:13:40,588
♪ Let us say so what
1269
01:13:40,692 --> 01:13:43,108
♪ And make worse what was
Already pretty bad ♪
1270
01:13:43,211 --> 01:13:45,766
♪ This secret is safe
1271
01:13:45,869 --> 01:13:48,803
♪ No reason To throw it away
1272
01:13:48,907 --> 01:13:51,565
♪ When there's love
To be had ♪
1273
01:13:51,668 --> 01:13:55,431
♪ Hold me tight
As I tell myself ♪
1274
01:13:55,534 --> 01:13:57,640
♪ That you might make sense
1275
01:13:57,743 --> 01:14:00,850
♪ And make good what
Has been just so bad ♪
1276
01:14:00,953 --> 01:14:03,853
♪ Let's see this through
1277
01:14:03,956 --> 01:14:08,892
♪ It's a pretty good
Bad idea ♪
1278
01:14:08,996 --> 01:14:15,105
- ♪ Me and you
- ♪ Me and you
1279
01:14:40,199 --> 01:14:42,374
♪ Sugar
1280
01:14:42,478 --> 01:14:45,481
♪ Sugar
1281
01:14:45,584 --> 01:14:48,449
I Wanna Play Doctor
With My Gynecologist pie.
1282
01:14:48,553 --> 01:14:51,348
Vanilla custard.
1283
01:14:51,452 --> 01:14:54,110
Drizzled with warm
melted caramel.
1284
01:14:54,213 --> 01:14:56,146
And nuts.
1285
01:14:56,250 --> 01:14:58,839
Totally nuts.
1286
01:14:58,942 --> 01:15:03,291
Topped with honey-kissed
whipped cream and banana.
1287
01:15:03,395 --> 01:15:06,087
Hold the banana.
1288
01:15:06,191 --> 01:15:08,089
- Wake the hell up!
1289
01:15:08,193 --> 01:15:09,953
I Can't Have An Affair
Because It's Wrong
1290
01:15:10,057 --> 01:15:11,955
and I Don't Want Earl
to Kill Me pie.
1291
01:15:12,059 --> 01:15:14,130
Add cold water
to chocolate stirrups.
1292
01:15:14,233 --> 01:15:15,925
I mean syrup.
1293
01:15:16,028 --> 01:15:18,790
Pour into a truly flakey crust.
1294
01:15:18,893 --> 01:15:21,137
Don't over bake,
could explode at any minute.
1295
01:15:23,898 --> 01:15:26,970
Oh, my God!
I didn't see anything.
1296
01:15:27,074 --> 01:15:29,317
I just need to find a place
to throw up.
1297
01:15:29,421 --> 01:15:31,561
Look, Jenna, it just happened.
1298
01:15:31,665 --> 01:15:34,806
Cal? Cal?
1299
01:15:34,909 --> 01:15:37,981
Well, he's got such
nice strong hands.
1300
01:15:38,085 --> 01:15:39,880
All right, I wasn't looking
for it, it was an accident.
1301
01:15:39,983 --> 01:15:42,399
An affair is not an accident.
1302
01:15:42,503 --> 01:15:45,713
Dropping a tray is an accident.
1303
01:15:45,817 --> 01:15:48,129
Cal didn't just trip
into your va-jay-jay.
1304
01:15:48,233 --> 01:15:53,790
What?
1305
01:16:26,720 --> 01:16:29,515
Look, I'm just having me
a little adventure
1306
01:16:29,619 --> 01:16:32,208
after years and years
of lots of nothing.
1307
01:16:32,311 --> 01:16:34,417
It was getting so quiet down
there you could hear an echo.
1308
01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:37,178
What about your husband?
1309
01:16:37,282 --> 01:16:39,664
My husband wears Pampers,
curses constantly,
1310
01:16:39,767 --> 01:16:41,597
and sleeps in a separate room.
1311
01:16:41,700 --> 01:16:43,184
Well, why don't you
just leave him, Becky?
1312
01:16:43,288 --> 01:16:45,946
Because I love him.
I wouldn't leave him
1313
01:16:46,049 --> 01:16:47,672
just 'cause I have to change
his diaper three times a day.
1314
01:16:47,775 --> 01:16:49,605
What kind of person
would do that?
1315
01:16:49,708 --> 01:16:51,572
Well, what kind of person
has an affair with Cal
1316
01:16:51,676 --> 01:16:53,332
who's married to Ethel?
1317
01:16:53,436 --> 01:16:55,783
Well, Cal thinks she's gay.
1318
01:16:55,887 --> 01:16:58,234
Look, they ain't slept
together in 15 years.
1319
01:16:58,337 --> 01:17:01,030
Most married couples haven't
slept together in 15 years.
1320
01:17:01,133 --> 01:17:07,415
But we know Ethel
and she's not...
1321
01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:12,524
- She could be.
- Mm-hmm.
1322
01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:15,458
But if he thinks she's gay,
why don't they just divorce?
1323
01:17:15,561 --> 01:17:17,874
Because he loves her.
What kind of man
1324
01:17:17,978 --> 01:17:20,981
would leave his wife
just 'cause she's gay?
1325
01:17:21,084 --> 01:17:23,673
- She--
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
1326
01:17:23,777 --> 01:17:27,159
Now you're supposed to be
my friend, not Ethel's.
1327
01:17:27,263 --> 01:17:30,715
And I didn't say nothing
about your early morning
visit to the doc
1328
01:17:30,818 --> 01:17:33,890
when you came back
with your dress on inside out
1329
01:17:33,994 --> 01:17:38,481
'cause you were too busy
putting the pap back in smear.
1330
01:17:38,584 --> 01:17:40,656
Okay, that was one time
1331
01:17:40,759 --> 01:17:43,072
and I was not in my right mind.
1332
01:17:43,175 --> 01:17:47,317
- I put the lid on it.
- Of course you did.
1333
01:17:47,421 --> 01:17:48,905
What's that supposed to mean.
1334
01:17:49,009 --> 01:17:51,011
Just go back
to your pantry, Jenna.
1335
01:17:51,114 --> 01:17:56,188
Bake yourself another
Bury The Bullshit pie.
1336
01:17:56,292 --> 01:17:58,397
Well, you got me
all figured out, don't you?
1337
01:17:58,501 --> 01:18:00,848
You got everything
all figured out.
1338
01:18:00,952 --> 01:18:03,264
It's the world
according to Becky.
1339
01:18:03,368 --> 01:18:07,648
♪ Go ahead,
Throw your rocks at me ♪
1340
01:18:07,752 --> 01:18:11,790
♪ From your little glass
house And then take off running
♪
1341
01:18:11,894 --> 01:18:15,276
♪ You're no better than me
1342
01:18:15,380 --> 01:18:19,936
♪ We've both made mistakes,
Haven't we? ♪
1343
01:18:20,040 --> 01:18:23,768
♪ I won't undo
What I'm doing ♪
1344
01:18:23,871 --> 01:18:27,979
♪ To sit in judgment
Of what makes us human ♪
1345
01:18:28,082 --> 01:18:31,707
♪ I don't claim
To be proud but ♪
1346
01:18:31,810 --> 01:18:35,400
♪ My head won't be hung
In shame ♪
1347
01:18:35,503 --> 01:18:38,644
♪ I didn't plan it
But the light turned red ♪
1348
01:18:38,748 --> 01:18:41,095
♪ And I ran it
1349
01:18:41,199 --> 01:18:45,755
♪ And I'm still standing
1350
01:18:45,859 --> 01:18:50,277
♪ It's not what I wanted But
now that it's right here ♪
1351
01:18:50,380 --> 01:18:53,176
♪ I understand it
1352
01:18:53,280 --> 01:18:56,870
♪ A story written
By my own hand ♪
1353
01:18:56,973 --> 01:19:02,289
♪ It's life biting
Right at your heels ♪
1354
01:19:02,392 --> 01:19:05,085
♪ I didn't plan it
1355
01:19:05,188 --> 01:19:10,538
♪ But it's finally
Something to feel ♪
1356
01:19:10,642 --> 01:19:11,919
Becky, I can't go there.
1357
01:19:12,023 --> 01:19:15,267
Honey, we're already there.
1358
01:19:15,371 --> 01:19:19,893
♪ Look around you
Ain't no saints here, baby ♪
1359
01:19:19,996 --> 01:19:24,173
♪ We're all just looking
For a little less crazy ♪
1360
01:19:24,276 --> 01:19:27,348
♪ And sometimes
It's a hard left turn ♪
1361
01:19:27,452 --> 01:19:30,420
♪ Down a road you never
Thought you'd see ♪
1362
01:19:30,524 --> 01:19:33,251
♪ I didn't plan it
1363
01:19:33,354 --> 01:19:36,461
♪ Taking back what's been
Taken for granted ♪
1364
01:19:36,564 --> 01:19:41,811
♪ And I can't stand it
1365
01:19:41,915 --> 01:19:45,746
♪ I'm sick of the way I've
been Waiting to break free ♪
1366
01:19:45,850 --> 01:19:49,370
♪ I needed saving
1367
01:19:49,474 --> 01:19:53,650
♪ And a good mistake
Needed making ♪
1368
01:19:53,754 --> 01:19:56,722
♪ Maybe you need
The same thing ♪
1369
01:19:56,826 --> 01:19:59,760
♪ Oh, something to feel
1370
01:19:59,864 --> 01:20:03,384
♪ To race through your blood
And remind you you're here ♪
1371
01:20:03,488 --> 01:20:07,250
♪ To open your eyes
And look around ♪
1372
01:20:07,354 --> 01:20:10,771
♪ And see the sky
When you're underground ♪
1373
01:20:10,875 --> 01:20:12,635
♪ I didn't plan it
1374
01:20:12,738 --> 01:20:15,327
♪ But that's life
1375
01:20:15,431 --> 01:20:18,330
♪ And I'm finally
Feeling alive ♪
1376
01:20:18,434 --> 01:20:20,470
♪ It's not right
1377
01:20:20,574 --> 01:20:22,783
♪ But it's mine
1378
01:20:22,887 --> 01:20:26,683
♪ And it's finally
1379
01:20:26,787 --> 01:20:35,831
♪ Something to feel
1380
01:21:07,414 --> 01:21:10,313
- Hello, Mrs. Hunterson.
- Hello, Doctor Pomatter.
1381
01:21:10,417 --> 01:21:12,143
- How have you been feeling?
- Fine.
1382
01:21:12,246 --> 01:21:14,628
Oh, how nice, you brought a pie.
1383
01:21:14,731 --> 01:21:17,596
What kind is it?
1384
01:21:17,700 --> 01:21:21,566
A Little Wild, Wild Berry pie.
1385
01:21:21,669 --> 01:21:24,155
- Oh, well, thank you.
- No, thank you. Thank you,
Nurse Norma.
1386
01:21:24,258 --> 01:21:26,398
I'm gonna take
Mrs. Hunterson's blood.
1387
01:21:26,502 --> 01:21:29,850
I need you to go
and reweigh Mrs. Morrissey.
1388
01:21:29,954 --> 01:21:32,473
- But I already did that.
- Can you please? Please!
1389
01:21:32,577 --> 01:21:35,028
It's important.
It's like it's crucial.
1390
01:21:35,131 --> 01:21:38,100
She's coming, Mrs. Morrisey!
Don't worry!
1391
01:21:38,203 --> 01:21:40,205
I don't know what the hell
this man talking about.
1392
01:21:40,309 --> 01:21:45,555
Ain't nothing
but a country club doctor.
1393
01:21:45,659 --> 01:21:48,006
- Don't do that again.
- What? Bring a pie?
1394
01:21:48,110 --> 01:21:49,974
No, not that.
Of course not that.
1395
01:21:50,077 --> 01:21:52,045
I meant go away for a full
month and not call me.
1396
01:21:52,148 --> 01:21:53,391
Well, I didn't have
any questions or concerns.
1397
01:21:53,494 --> 01:21:55,738
Well, don't do that.
1398
01:21:55,841 --> 01:21:57,636
This is craziness, Dr. Pomatter.
1399
01:21:57,740 --> 01:21:58,775
Can you please call me Jim?
1400
01:21:58,879 --> 01:22:02,607
No!
1401
01:22:02,710 --> 01:22:07,957
I won't.
1402
01:22:08,061 --> 01:22:10,442
Okay. Don't.
1403
01:22:10,546 --> 01:22:12,444
You know?
1404
01:22:12,548 --> 01:22:14,826
Dr. Pomatter is fine.
1405
01:22:14,930 --> 01:22:17,173
I guess we're just officially
forgetting
1406
01:22:17,277 --> 01:22:21,971
everything that happened
between us then.
1407
01:22:22,075 --> 01:22:26,803
Yes. We officially are.
1408
01:22:26,907 --> 01:22:29,461
Jenna, I got to
apologize for it.
1409
01:22:29,565 --> 01:22:31,843
No, no, no, no.
I almost called you
just to apologize.
1410
01:22:31,947 --> 01:22:33,810
I just want you to know that
it's never gonna happen again.
1411
01:22:33,914 --> 01:22:35,502
All right? From now on
our relationship,
1412
01:22:35,605 --> 01:22:39,747
it's a strictly medical,
professional one.
1413
01:22:39,851 --> 01:22:43,786
Jenna, no!
1414
01:22:43,889 --> 01:22:46,858
Not with the door open.
1415
01:22:46,962 --> 01:22:52,588
Oh!
1416
01:23:06,947 --> 01:23:11,814
Mrs. Morrissey still weigh
142 pounds.
1417
01:23:11,917 --> 01:23:13,229
Thank you, Nurse Norma.
Mrs. Hunterson, are you
still taking
1418
01:23:13,333 --> 01:23:15,128
your pre-natal vitamins
every day?
1419
01:23:15,231 --> 01:23:16,888
- Oh, faithfully.
- Faithfully, my ass.
1420
01:23:22,721 --> 01:23:24,620
Well, good. I'd like you
to come back again tomorrow.
1421
01:23:24,723 --> 01:23:27,174
- Tomorrow?
- Yes. Are we on
the same page now?
1422
01:23:27,278 --> 01:23:29,521
- We're on the same page.
- We're all on the same page.
1423
01:23:31,454 --> 01:23:33,249
♪ Hearts keep racing
1424
01:23:33,353 --> 01:23:35,907
♪ There is no mistaking
1425
01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:38,496
♪ We can't come back
From this ♪
1426
01:23:38,599 --> 01:23:40,774
♪ Good 'cause I want more
Of what I had ♪
1427
01:23:40,877 --> 01:23:43,639
- ♪ It feels so good to
- ♪ Feels so good
1428
01:23:43,742 --> 01:23:46,435
♪ To be bad To be bad
1429
01:23:49,576 --> 01:23:51,026
I'm very pleased with
your progress, Mrs. Hunterson.
1430
01:23:51,129 --> 01:23:52,751
Thank you, Doctor.
1431
01:23:59,862 --> 01:24:01,553
Pineapple Upside Down pie.
1432
01:24:11,529 --> 01:24:14,152
Your hormone levels are rising
beautifully, Mrs. Hunterson.
1433
01:24:22,402 --> 01:24:26,578
In the Dark Dark Chocolate pie.
1434
01:24:46,909 --> 01:24:51,776
♪ Take this bad idea
And walk this wire ♪
1435
01:24:51,879 --> 01:24:56,160
♪ Throw your spark
Into oil and fire ♪
1436
01:24:56,263 --> 01:25:00,164
♪ Chance won't come
Every single day ♪
1437
01:25:00,267 --> 01:25:04,547
♪ So don't throw it away
Don't throw it away ♪
1438
01:25:04,651 --> 01:25:08,310
♪ We might burn,
But we might get saved ♪
1439
01:25:08,413 --> 01:25:12,659
♪ I don't feel much fire
At all these days ♪
1440
01:25:12,762 --> 01:25:14,833
♪ Feels so good to
1441
01:25:14,937 --> 01:25:20,943
♪ Feels so good To be bad
1442
01:25:21,046 --> 01:25:23,911
The British are coming!
1443
01:25:44,346 --> 01:25:46,658
Heya, Joe. How are you today?
1444
01:25:46,762 --> 01:25:49,247
Same bastard
as yesterday, Jenna.
1445
01:25:49,351 --> 01:25:52,181
The question is how are you?
1446
01:25:52,285 --> 01:25:54,252
Same train wreck.
1447
01:25:54,356 --> 01:25:56,530
And how's the charming husband?
1448
01:25:56,634 --> 01:25:58,843
- Charming as ever.
- Right.
1449
01:25:58,946 --> 01:26:03,261
And the lipstick smudger?
1450
01:26:03,365 --> 01:26:05,539
- What?
- Oh, you know,
1451
01:26:05,643 --> 01:26:09,198
the dog on the side? The affair.
1452
01:26:09,302 --> 01:26:11,511
Okay, I'm--
1453
01:26:11,614 --> 01:26:14,272
I'm not having
an "affair" affair.
1454
01:26:14,376 --> 01:26:16,826
- It's just a--
- An affair.
1455
01:26:16,930 --> 01:26:19,622
Your lipstick's all smudged
1456
01:26:19,726 --> 01:26:23,212
like someone gave you
a good one.
1457
01:26:23,316 --> 01:26:25,594
When you're done wiping away
your indiscretions,
1458
01:26:25,697 --> 01:26:27,734
- you wanna hear your horoscope?
- No.
1459
01:26:27,837 --> 01:26:32,842
"Aquarius. Even if you have
a miserable snake husband,
1460
01:26:32,946 --> 01:26:36,432
you probably shouldn't
be having no affair,
1461
01:26:36,536 --> 01:26:38,607
'cause it's beneath you
1462
01:26:38,710 --> 01:26:41,196
and could make you seem
like a common...
1463
01:26:41,299 --> 01:26:43,646
hussy.
1464
01:26:43,750 --> 01:26:46,373
Not to mention the pain
you could cause
1465
01:26:46,477 --> 01:26:49,618
to other people."
1466
01:26:49,721 --> 01:26:52,310
This afternoon
I will have the Singing
Tuney Fish Casserole,
1467
01:26:52,414 --> 01:26:54,830
no pickle on the plate.
1468
01:26:54,933 --> 01:26:58,799
Well-done Frenchie fries.
On their own plate.
1469
01:26:58,903 --> 01:27:03,459
And Jenna's
Devil's Food Oasis pie.
1470
01:27:03,563 --> 01:27:06,738
That's the one you should bake
for that contest
1471
01:27:06,842 --> 01:27:09,224
so you can win that money
1472
01:27:09,327 --> 01:27:11,881
and leave your husband
fair and square
1473
01:27:11,985 --> 01:27:17,784
and smudge your lipstick
with whomever the hell you want.
1474
01:27:17,887 --> 01:27:20,718
Joe you really think that pie
is good enough to win?
1475
01:27:20,821 --> 01:27:25,136
Oh, that pie
is a thing of beauty.
1476
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:29,278
How each flavor
opens itself, one by one,
1477
01:27:29,382 --> 01:27:31,522
- like a chapter in a book.
1478
01:27:31,625 --> 01:27:34,663
First you get flooded
with chocolate,
1479
01:27:34,766 --> 01:27:38,322
dark and bittersweet
like an old flame.
1480
01:27:38,425 --> 01:27:41,601
And then strawberry,
1481
01:27:41,704 --> 01:27:45,812
the way strawberry
was always supposed to taste
1482
01:27:45,915 --> 01:27:50,299
but never knew how.
1483
01:27:50,403 --> 01:27:53,509
In fact, you know what?
Forget all the other stuff
I ordered.
1484
01:27:53,613 --> 01:27:57,996
Just bring me the damn pie.
What are you waiting for?
1485
01:27:58,100 --> 01:28:01,276
I don't believe for one second
1486
01:28:01,379 --> 01:28:04,555
that you're as mean as you play.
1487
01:28:04,658 --> 01:28:07,178
You tip me better than anyone.
1488
01:28:07,282 --> 01:28:10,077
If you're noticing I'm having
a hard time walking today,
1489
01:28:10,181 --> 01:28:11,631
Keep it between us.
1490
01:28:14,254 --> 01:28:15,462
This is really heating up.
1491
01:28:15,566 --> 01:28:17,844
He is so passionate.
1492
01:28:17,947 --> 01:28:19,397
You wouldn't know
it to look at him,
1493
01:28:19,501 --> 01:28:23,194
but he is a sexual dynamo.
1494
01:28:23,298 --> 01:28:25,886
No, you wouldn't know it.
1495
01:28:25,990 --> 01:28:29,890
Well, he's amorous
yet clean and well organized.
1496
01:28:29,994 --> 01:28:32,514
And when he recites
his spontaneous poetry,
1497
01:28:32,617 --> 01:28:34,930
well...
1498
01:28:35,033 --> 01:28:36,380
I'm multi-orgasmic.
1499
01:28:36,483 --> 01:28:40,280
I had no idea!
1500
01:28:40,384 --> 01:28:42,351
No, I didn't either
and believe me
1501
01:28:42,455 --> 01:28:44,249
it's something I did not need
to know.
1502
01:28:44,353 --> 01:28:46,804
Order up.
1503
01:28:46,907 --> 01:28:49,772
Perhaps you could take
some pointers, Cal.
1504
01:28:49,876 --> 01:28:51,981
Perhaps you
could take this slice
1505
01:28:52,085 --> 01:28:56,572
of Twisted Kentucky Pecan
pie to table five.
1506
01:28:56,676 --> 01:29:00,300
I didn't realize
it was hot and ready.
1507
01:29:00,404 --> 01:29:05,132
Girl, it's been hot all morning.
1508
01:29:10,931 --> 01:29:13,244
Hey, buddy.
1509
01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:15,557
I'm waiting on Dawn.
1510
01:29:15,660 --> 01:29:17,904
She's meeting my mother tonight.
1511
01:29:18,007 --> 01:29:21,701
I'm taking them to Stanton
Grove for the steak dinner.
1512
01:29:21,804 --> 01:29:24,117
It's getting serious.
Real, real serious.
1513
01:29:24,220 --> 01:29:26,119
Come on man, you got this.
1514
01:29:26,222 --> 01:29:27,741
- Ooh.
- Hey.
1515
01:29:27,845 --> 01:29:29,674
Breathe.
1516
01:29:31,814 --> 01:29:33,091
Dawn Pinkett!
1517
01:29:33,195 --> 01:29:35,300
Ogie?
1518
01:29:35,404 --> 01:29:37,268
Every day I think of you,
1519
01:29:37,372 --> 01:29:40,789
I think yes.
1520
01:29:40,892 --> 01:29:42,929
Oh, he's making me a poem
right here.
1521
01:29:43,032 --> 01:29:47,623
We hold these truths
to be self-evident.
1522
01:29:47,727 --> 01:29:51,420
Yes. I am more
than he who audits.
1523
01:29:51,524 --> 01:29:54,734
I am poetry and sex
1524
01:29:54,837 --> 01:29:56,114
and I'm living a dream. Love.
1525
01:29:56,218 --> 01:30:00,015
Yes. Uh...
1526
01:30:00,118 --> 01:30:02,293
uh-huh. Yes.
1527
01:30:02,397 --> 01:30:04,502
Oh, my God.
1528
01:30:04,606 --> 01:30:07,022
Will you bus my tables
so I can...
1529
01:30:07,125 --> 01:30:11,406
Yes!
1530
01:30:11,509 --> 01:30:15,099
Oh, thank you. You know, Jenna,
I must admit
1531
01:30:15,202 --> 01:30:19,793
I don't really feel
I understood the Declaration
of Independence until now.
1532
01:30:19,897 --> 01:30:23,141
Life, liberty...
1533
01:30:23,245 --> 01:30:26,351
And the Pursuit
of Happiness pie.
1534
01:30:26,455 --> 01:30:29,009
♪ Sugar
1535
01:30:29,113 --> 01:30:31,771
♪ Sugar, butter, flour
1536
01:30:31,874 --> 01:30:34,394
Meld warm
Golden Delicious apples
1537
01:30:34,498 --> 01:30:38,536
with free flowing brown sugar.
1538
01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:41,988
Mix with cinnamon and allspice.
1539
01:30:42,091 --> 01:30:46,233
Fold in cocoa chiffon...
1540
01:30:46,337 --> 01:30:49,892
until they merge
together perfectly.
1541
01:30:49,996 --> 01:30:52,308
Top with peaks of everlasting
Chantilly cream.
1542
01:30:52,412 --> 01:30:54,483
- Missus...
- Hunterson?
1543
01:30:54,587 --> 01:30:55,864
And dust gently
with powdered sugar.
1544
01:30:55,967 --> 01:30:57,659
Mrs. Hunterson?
1545
01:30:57,762 --> 01:30:59,039
And garnish with rose petals.
1546
01:30:59,143 --> 01:31:01,766
Mrs. Hunterson!
1547
01:31:01,870 --> 01:31:04,631
Doctor Pomatter and his wife
1548
01:31:04,735 --> 01:31:09,429
had to fly back east
for a funeral this morning.
1549
01:31:09,533 --> 01:31:12,087
Oh, he flew back east
with his wife?
1550
01:31:12,190 --> 01:31:14,917
Yes.
1551
01:31:15,021 --> 01:31:17,679
So guess who's gonna examine
your cha-cha today?
1552
01:31:17,782 --> 01:31:19,404
Me.
1553
01:31:25,341 --> 01:31:31,278
I'm just kidding.
1554
01:31:32,556 --> 01:31:34,627
You look like shit, girl.
1555
01:31:34,730 --> 01:31:37,250
You feeling okay?
1556
01:31:37,353 --> 01:31:41,357
Yeah. I'm fine. I'm just--
you know, the baby.
1557
01:31:41,461 --> 01:31:44,084
Of course.
1558
01:31:44,188 --> 01:31:47,571
How's it working out
with Doctor Pomatter?
1559
01:31:47,674 --> 01:31:50,297
Oh, he's very professional.
1560
01:31:50,401 --> 01:31:52,714
Isn't he?
1561
01:31:52,817 --> 01:31:58,271
Such a lovely bedside manner.
1562
01:31:58,374 --> 01:32:01,861
Is that pie for me?
1563
01:32:01,964 --> 01:32:05,278
- I guess.
- Looks so yummy.
1564
01:32:05,381 --> 01:32:09,524
What kind is it?
1565
01:32:09,627 --> 01:32:15,219
The Pursuit of Happiness pie.
1566
01:32:15,322 --> 01:32:21,605
We could all use
a slice of that.
1567
01:32:26,092 --> 01:32:28,266
Ah.
1568
01:32:28,370 --> 01:32:33,651
Heartbeat strong and steady.
1569
01:32:33,755 --> 01:32:37,344
Here, take a listen.
1570
01:32:58,158 --> 01:33:00,505
Dear baby...
1571
01:33:06,166 --> 01:33:12,310
Let me begin
by saying I'm sorry.
1572
01:33:12,414 --> 01:33:14,623
Don't take it personally, baby,
1573
01:33:14,727 --> 01:33:16,798
if I don't seem like
all the other mamas
1574
01:33:16,901 --> 01:33:22,286
jumping all over
themselves with joy.
1575
01:33:22,389 --> 01:33:27,567
I wish I could feel excitement
that you're with me now.
1576
01:33:27,671 --> 01:33:33,159
Or faith
that I'd be a good mama.
1577
01:33:33,262 --> 01:33:35,230
Even if my life is a mess.
1578
01:33:35,333 --> 01:33:38,267
And the world, as I see it,
1579
01:33:38,371 --> 01:33:44,549
isn't so pretty
like they'd have you believe
in that baby book.
1580
01:33:45,171 --> 01:33:50,832
I frankly don't know what
I've got to give you, baby.
1581
01:33:50,935 --> 01:33:52,557
What if I don't win that contest
1582
01:33:52,661 --> 01:33:55,733
and don't have no money
1583
01:33:55,837 --> 01:33:59,668
and I can't leave Earl?
1584
01:33:59,772 --> 01:34:05,536
What the hell am I gonna
do with you then?
1585
01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:08,953
Some days I think I should
just give you
1586
01:34:09,057 --> 01:34:14,579
to a nice family who could
give you what I can't.
1587
01:34:14,683 --> 01:34:20,240
I wish I could just run away.
1588
01:34:21,414 --> 01:34:25,314
What kind of mama is that?
1589
01:34:25,418 --> 01:34:28,076
Jenna.
1590
01:34:28,179 --> 01:34:30,665
What are you doing here?
You can't just come here.
1591
01:34:30,768 --> 01:34:34,220
I had to see you.
It's been weeks.
1592
01:34:34,323 --> 01:34:36,671
I can't take this
not knowing how you are.
1593
01:34:36,774 --> 01:34:39,328
- Dr. Pomatter,
we have to end this.
- Why?
1594
01:34:39,432 --> 01:34:41,676
Because I've been thinking a lot
1595
01:34:41,779 --> 01:34:44,092
while you were away
with your wife
1596
01:34:44,195 --> 01:34:47,371
and I can't live with myself.
1597
01:34:47,474 --> 01:34:49,097
But, Jenna, I'm not gonna
have a conversation about
how crazy this is,
1598
01:34:49,200 --> 01:34:51,513
about how bad my judgment is,
1599
01:34:51,616 --> 01:34:52,790
about how sorry I am.
I'd be lying.
1600
01:34:52,894 --> 01:34:55,379
Don't say anything else.
1601
01:34:55,482 --> 01:35:02,179
Don't talk me out of it.
Just go.
1602
01:35:09,876 --> 01:35:17,677
I don't know how to do this.
1603
01:35:18,057 --> 01:35:24,028
I haven't felt
anything like this.
1604
01:35:24,235 --> 01:35:32,381
I haven't felt
in a very long time.
1605
01:35:32,485 --> 01:35:38,146
Neither have I.
1606
01:35:38,318 --> 01:35:43,910
So what now?
1607
01:35:44,014 --> 01:35:48,570
Maybe you can teach me
how to make a pie.
1608
01:35:48,673 --> 01:35:52,781
- Seriously?
- Yeah, seriously.
1609
01:35:52,885 --> 01:35:54,541
Okay. Sure, I could do that.
1610
01:35:54,645 --> 01:35:55,680
Okay, I brought you something.
1611
01:35:55,784 --> 01:35:57,752
It's a--
1612
01:35:57,855 --> 01:36:00,651
it's a present.
1613
01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:02,204
- For me?
- Yeah. For you.
1614
01:36:02,308 --> 01:36:08,107
Open it.
1615
01:36:08,210 --> 01:36:10,074
Oh, my God.
1616
01:36:10,178 --> 01:36:16,253
I had your name
engraved on the back.
1617
01:36:16,356 --> 01:36:19,187
Oh, wow.
1618
01:36:19,290 --> 01:36:21,396
It's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
1619
01:36:21,499 --> 01:36:24,226
It's deep dish.
1620
01:36:24,330 --> 01:36:27,643
Non-stick.
1621
01:36:27,747 --> 01:36:31,268
Thank you.
1622
01:36:31,371 --> 01:36:33,339
I have some gorgeous
blackberries.
1623
01:36:33,442 --> 01:36:36,100
- I love blackberries.
I love them.
- Okay.
1624
01:36:36,204 --> 01:36:38,344
Okay, we're gonna make one
1625
01:36:38,447 --> 01:36:40,691
my mama used to call
1626
01:36:40,795 --> 01:36:42,866
Lonely Chicago pie.
1627
01:36:42,969 --> 01:36:44,868
- Mm-hmm.
1628
01:36:44,971 --> 01:36:48,009
She had hundreds
of different kinds
1629
01:36:48,112 --> 01:36:50,908
and they all had
real strange names.
1630
01:36:51,012 --> 01:36:54,291
Like mama, like daughter.
1631
01:36:56,500 --> 01:37:00,435
Yeah.
1632
01:37:00,538 --> 01:37:03,438
She had...
1633
01:37:03,541 --> 01:37:08,029
such dreams for me.
1634
01:37:08,132 --> 01:37:13,551
She'd be so sad to see
how my life turned out.
1635
01:37:13,655 --> 01:37:15,174
Maybe I'm talking too much.
1636
01:37:15,277 --> 01:37:20,973
No.
1637
01:37:21,076 --> 01:37:23,768
Mama used to keep me
in the kitchen when
1638
01:37:23,872 --> 01:37:26,288
Daddy was in one of his moods.
1639
01:37:26,392 --> 01:37:31,328
And she'd teach me
everything about baking.
1640
01:37:31,431 --> 01:37:35,125
We'd sing
this little song together.
1641
01:37:35,228 --> 01:37:37,541
♪ Let's make a new one, Mama
1642
01:37:37,644 --> 01:37:40,924
♪ What do you say?
1643
01:37:41,027 --> 01:37:45,480
♪ I love it when you let me
Pick out the name ♪
1644
01:37:45,583 --> 01:37:48,069
♪ Sugar
1645
01:37:48,172 --> 01:37:51,037
♪ And butter
1646
01:37:51,141 --> 01:37:54,627
♪ And flour
1647
01:37:54,730 --> 01:38:00,529
♪ And mother
1648
01:38:00,840 --> 01:38:02,531
What the hell
are you doing here?
1649
01:38:02,635 --> 01:38:03,947
I'm learning how to make
Lonely Chicago pie.
1650
01:38:04,050 --> 01:38:07,122
No, I mean here.
1651
01:38:07,226 --> 01:38:13,680
Living in this town.
1652
01:38:14,612 --> 01:38:19,997
My wife is--
1653
01:38:20,101 --> 01:38:22,413
she's doing her residency.
We came here because of her.
1654
01:38:22,517 --> 01:38:25,037
Are you happy with her?
No, don't--
1655
01:38:25,140 --> 01:38:26,521
don't answer that.
1656
01:38:26,624 --> 01:38:29,869
I--
1657
01:38:29,973 --> 01:38:36,358
I'm not used to happy.
I tend to be neurotic.
1658
01:38:36,496 --> 01:38:38,257
You calm me down.
1659
01:38:40,707 --> 01:38:43,883
You make me feel...
1660
01:38:43,987 --> 01:38:48,577
peaceful and even needed.
1661
01:38:48,681 --> 01:38:51,063
You are so beautiful.
1662
01:38:51,166 --> 01:38:53,375
I don't know who
you're talking about.
1663
01:38:53,479 --> 01:38:56,240
♪ I could find
The whole meaning of life ♪
1664
01:38:56,344 --> 01:39:00,624
♪ In those sad eyes
1665
01:39:00,727 --> 01:39:03,903
♪ They've seen things
That you never quite say ♪
1666
01:39:04,007 --> 01:39:07,424
♪ But I hear
1667
01:39:07,527 --> 01:39:13,257
♪ Come out of hiding
I'm right here beside you ♪
1668
01:39:13,361 --> 01:39:16,191
♪ And I'll stay there
1669
01:39:16,295 --> 01:39:20,713
♪ As long as you'll let me
1670
01:39:20,816 --> 01:39:22,887
♪ Because you
1671
01:39:22,991 --> 01:39:27,927
♪ Matter to me
1672
01:39:28,031 --> 01:39:30,412
♪ Simple and plain
1673
01:39:30,516 --> 01:39:35,210
♪ And not much to ask
From somebody ♪
1674
01:39:35,314 --> 01:39:40,940
♪ You matter to me
1675
01:39:41,044 --> 01:39:43,874
♪ I promise you do
1676
01:39:43,978 --> 01:39:48,499
♪ You matter, too
1677
01:39:48,603 --> 01:39:50,950
♪ I promise you do
1678
01:39:51,054 --> 01:39:57,819
♪ You'll see
1679
01:39:57,922 --> 01:40:01,581
♪ You matter to me
1680
01:40:01,685 --> 01:40:06,931
♪ It's addictive the minute
You let yourself think ♪
1681
01:40:07,035 --> 01:40:09,865
♪ The things that I say
1682
01:40:09,969 --> 01:40:14,594
♪ Just might matter
To someone ♪
1683
01:40:14,698 --> 01:40:17,701
♪ All of this time
I've been keeping my mind ♪
1684
01:40:17,804 --> 01:40:20,359
♪ On the running away
1685
01:40:20,462 --> 01:40:23,293
♪ And for the first time
1686
01:40:23,396 --> 01:40:30,783
♪ I think
I'd consider the stay ♪
1687
01:40:35,167 --> 01:40:39,447
Dear, baby.
1688
01:40:39,550 --> 01:40:41,966
I hope someday
somebody wants to hold you
1689
01:40:42,070 --> 01:40:45,694
for 20 minutes straight.
1690
01:40:45,798 --> 01:40:47,731
They don't pull away,
1691
01:40:47,834 --> 01:40:49,664
they don't look at your face,
1692
01:40:49,767 --> 01:40:53,323
they don't try to kiss you.
1693
01:40:53,426 --> 01:40:55,842
All they do is wrap you up
in their arms
1694
01:40:55,946 --> 01:40:59,812
and hold on tight without
an ounce of selfishness to it.
1695
01:40:59,915 --> 01:41:02,228
I hope you
become addicted, baby.
1696
01:41:02,332 --> 01:41:05,335
I hope you become addicted
to saying things
1697
01:41:05,438 --> 01:41:10,167
and having them
matter to someone.
1698
01:41:10,271 --> 01:41:17,416
♪ You matter to me
1699
01:41:17,519 --> 01:41:20,281
♪ Simple and plain
And not much to ask ♪
1700
01:41:20,384 --> 01:41:24,043
♪ From somebody
1701
01:41:24,147 --> 01:41:30,360
♪ You matter to me
1702
01:41:30,463 --> 01:41:33,328
- ♪ I promise you do
- ♪ Come out of hiding
1703
01:41:33,432 --> 01:41:37,021
- ♪ I'm right here beside you
- ♪ You matter, too
1704
01:41:37,125 --> 01:41:39,127
- ♪ As long As you'll have me
- ♪ I promise you do
1705
01:41:39,231 --> 01:41:43,027
- ♪ I do
- ♪ You matter, too
1706
01:41:43,131 --> 01:41:46,824
♪ You matter to me
1707
01:41:46,928 --> 01:41:53,797
♪ You'll see
1708
01:41:53,900 --> 01:42:03,841
♪ You matter to me
1709
01:42:26,519 --> 01:42:30,454
Dearly Beloved,
we are gathered here today
1710
01:42:30,558 --> 01:42:34,389
to celebrate the union
of Ogie Herbert Eincorn
1711
01:42:34,493 --> 01:42:37,151
and Dawn Louise Pinkett,
1712
01:42:37,254 --> 01:42:41,258
- to join them together--
1713
01:42:41,362 --> 01:42:43,881
- To join them--
1714
01:42:43,985 --> 01:42:49,266
Wedding poetry happening
right here, right now.
1715
01:42:49,370 --> 01:42:52,131
♪ Your white dress
1716
01:42:52,235 --> 01:42:55,583
♪ Sparks words spontaneous
1717
01:42:55,686 --> 01:43:00,277
♪ I'll sing
From mountain tops ♪
1718
01:43:00,381 --> 01:43:02,624
♪ I am in love, love, love
1719
01:43:02,728 --> 01:43:04,764
♪ And I don't care
Who knows it ♪
1720
01:43:04,868 --> 01:43:06,835
♪ Lucky me
1721
01:43:06,939 --> 01:43:11,185
♪ I was ordinary
1722
01:43:11,288 --> 01:43:15,223
♪ But with your love you see
1723
01:43:15,327 --> 01:43:20,573
♪ I am
A poh-oh-oh-oh-oem writer ♪
1724
01:43:20,677 --> 01:43:24,163
♪ I will express this
If I am able ♪
1725
01:43:24,267 --> 01:43:29,341
♪ I love you like a table
1726
01:43:29,444 --> 01:43:32,171
♪ My legs
Were carved for you ♪
1727
01:43:32,275 --> 01:43:35,933
♪ I love you like a table
1728
01:43:36,037 --> 01:43:39,834
♪ I am wood And you are glue
1729
01:43:39,937 --> 01:43:43,424
♪ Cover me with stuff
1730
01:43:43,527 --> 01:43:46,358
♪ I will hold it up
1731
01:43:46,461 --> 01:43:53,468
♪ Strong and stable
1732
01:43:53,572 --> 01:43:57,196
♪ I love you like a table
1733
01:43:57,300 --> 01:43:59,923
♪ I love you, too
1734
01:44:00,026 --> 01:44:02,753
♪ And I wanted to try
And surprise you ♪
1735
01:44:02,857 --> 01:44:05,273
♪ I've written 29 new drafts
Of vows that didn't rhyme ♪
1736
01:44:05,377 --> 01:44:08,172
♪ 30 was a drum line
1737
01:44:08,276 --> 01:44:14,144
- Whoo!
1738
01:44:14,248 --> 01:44:19,805
Hey!
1739
01:44:19,908 --> 01:44:21,669
- Hey!
1740
01:44:21,772 --> 01:44:26,052
Whoo!
1741
01:44:26,156 --> 01:44:30,678
Whoo!
1742
01:44:30,781 --> 01:44:34,509
♪ Promise to as best we can
1743
01:44:34,613 --> 01:44:37,478
♪ Say I do And tell you that
1744
01:44:37,581 --> 01:44:42,828
♪ When I see you
1745
01:44:42,931 --> 01:44:48,730
♪ I want to again
1746
01:44:52,631 --> 01:44:54,840
The wedding pie, y'all!
1747
01:44:54,943 --> 01:44:57,981
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1748
01:44:58,084 --> 01:45:01,260
What do you call it, Jenna?
1749
01:45:01,364 --> 01:45:03,676
Big old slice
of Live Your Life pie.
1750
01:45:07,059 --> 01:45:11,270
Boy, Jenna, you've really
outdone yourself this time.
1751
01:45:11,374 --> 01:45:14,722
Now I'm gonna be betting
on you to win that contest
next week.
1752
01:45:14,825 --> 01:45:16,793
Thanks for letting me go, Cal.
1753
01:45:16,896 --> 01:45:20,866
Yeah. I'm not such
a bad guy, maybe.
1754
01:45:20,969 --> 01:45:25,249
Yeah, you're not such
a bad guy, maybe.
1755
01:45:25,353 --> 01:45:27,148
- Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
1756
01:45:27,251 --> 01:45:28,701
No, no, no, no, no!
1757
01:45:30,496 --> 01:45:32,464
Look at them.
1758
01:45:32,567 --> 01:45:35,363
Happiest day of their lives.
1759
01:45:35,467 --> 01:45:39,781
They have no idea the ride
they're in for.
1760
01:45:39,885 --> 01:45:41,576
Hey, Cal, can I ask
you a question?
1761
01:45:41,680 --> 01:45:43,820
Shoot.
1762
01:45:43,923 --> 01:45:46,270
Are you happy?
1763
01:45:46,374 --> 01:45:49,791
I mean, would you call
yourself a happy man?
1764
01:45:49,895 --> 01:45:53,036
You asking a serious question,
I'll tell you.
1765
01:45:53,139 --> 01:45:55,349
I'm happy enough.
1766
01:45:55,452 --> 01:45:58,662
I don't give much,
I don't get much,
1767
01:45:58,766 --> 01:46:02,701
but I do try to enjoy
whatever comes up.
1768
01:46:02,804 --> 01:46:04,875
That's my truth,
1769
01:46:04,979 --> 01:46:08,051
summed up
for your feminine judgment.
1770
01:46:08,154 --> 01:46:09,604
I'm happy enough.
1771
01:46:09,708 --> 01:46:12,020
May I have this dance?
1772
01:46:16,611 --> 01:46:20,512
Here, I had some
big spenders yesterday.
1773
01:46:20,615 --> 01:46:22,514
Stash this in the pot
towards your entry fee.
1774
01:46:22,617 --> 01:46:24,757
No, Becky,
I can't take your money.
1775
01:46:24,861 --> 01:46:26,207
Not with what you're dealing
with at home.
1776
01:46:26,310 --> 01:46:28,761
Uh-uh. Come on, just this once.
1777
01:46:28,865 --> 01:46:33,525
Let me feel a little
philanthropopical now.
1778
01:46:33,628 --> 01:46:34,940
I don't want you to worry
about nothing
1779
01:46:35,043 --> 01:46:38,322
but baking yourself
a better life.
1780
01:46:38,426 --> 01:46:40,324
All right now?
1781
01:46:40,428 --> 01:46:43,051
When you win that contest,
1782
01:46:43,155 --> 01:46:44,984
you think you're gonna
get one of them big
1783
01:46:45,088 --> 01:46:47,711
giant checks that are
the size of a door?
1784
01:46:47,815 --> 01:46:49,299
Always wondered
how you cash one of those.
1785
01:46:51,474 --> 01:46:52,923
Maybe we should have an affair.
1786
01:46:53,027 --> 01:46:54,925
Uh-uh. No ma'am.
1787
01:46:55,029 --> 01:46:56,720
This ain't no affair.
1788
01:46:56,824 --> 01:46:59,136
I'm in this for life, okay?
1789
01:47:03,762 --> 01:47:07,973
Okay, scoot. Vamoose. Skadoodle.
1790
01:47:08,076 --> 01:47:10,389
This reminds me
1791
01:47:10,493 --> 01:47:13,357
of my third wedding
1792
01:47:13,461 --> 01:47:17,223
to Sara Cherie Caputo.
1793
01:47:17,327 --> 01:47:20,710
Now she was a screamer.
1794
01:47:20,813 --> 01:47:24,679
- Joe!
- I was just trying to point
out her good qualities.
1795
01:47:24,783 --> 01:47:28,821
Oh, man, she was nasty.
1796
01:47:28,925 --> 01:47:31,583
I'm gonna invent
a special pie for you
1797
01:47:31,686 --> 01:47:35,449
called Old Joe's Horny Past pie.
1798
01:47:35,552 --> 01:47:37,589
You should enter
that one in that contest.
1799
01:47:37,692 --> 01:47:39,694
Wake those old biddies up.
1800
01:47:39,798 --> 01:47:42,110
Maybe I'll just bake it for you.
1801
01:47:42,214 --> 01:47:44,734
That'd have to wait.
1802
01:47:44,837 --> 01:47:46,529
My doctor says
I shouldn't be eating
1803
01:47:46,632 --> 01:47:48,531
all this sweet stuff.
1804
01:47:48,634 --> 01:47:52,293
My liver's acting up.
1805
01:47:52,396 --> 01:47:55,399
I got to have a piece
of it removed.
1806
01:47:55,503 --> 01:47:57,712
- Oh, Joe.
- Yeah.
1807
01:47:57,816 --> 01:48:00,301
Last time I was in the hospital
1808
01:48:00,404 --> 01:48:02,545
the nurse strapped me to a bed,
1809
01:48:02,648 --> 01:48:06,618
pulled down my pants
and shot me in the ass.
1810
01:48:06,721 --> 01:48:09,483
Not too shabby.
1811
01:48:09,586 --> 01:48:11,174
Not too shabby.
1812
01:48:11,277 --> 01:48:13,348
So you better promise me
1813
01:48:13,452 --> 01:48:16,110
that you will bake to win.
1814
01:48:19,009 --> 01:48:22,461
Whoa, whoa, pie-lady.
You're shaking.
1815
01:48:22,565 --> 01:48:24,221
I don't know
what I'm more scared of,
1816
01:48:24,325 --> 01:48:27,535
losing or winning.
1817
01:48:27,639 --> 01:48:29,226
I don't know, Joe.
Maybe I should just make peace
1818
01:48:29,330 --> 01:48:31,263
with happy enough
like my mama did.
1819
01:48:31,366 --> 01:48:35,612
Maybe it's too late for me.
1820
01:48:35,716 --> 01:48:39,823
♪ Take it from an old man
1821
01:48:39,927 --> 01:48:46,140
♪ Time's just sand
Slipping past ♪
1822
01:48:46,243 --> 01:48:50,213
♪ We want to hold it
In our hands ♪
1823
01:48:50,316 --> 01:48:53,561
♪ But no one ever sees
1824
01:48:53,665 --> 01:48:57,496
♪ What falls
Through the cracks ♪
1825
01:48:57,600 --> 01:49:01,776
♪ Take it from an old man
1826
01:49:01,880 --> 01:49:08,334
♪ My mistakes have made me
1827
01:49:08,438 --> 01:49:13,063
♪ And I am what I am
1828
01:49:13,167 --> 01:49:18,552
♪ And though I don't believe
In silver linings ♪
1829
01:49:18,655 --> 01:49:20,795
♪ I believe
There's something in you ♪
1830
01:49:20,899 --> 01:49:24,109
♪ I believe in you
1831
01:49:24,212 --> 01:49:29,563
♪ Something good
Is trying to break through ♪
1832
01:49:29,666 --> 01:49:34,429
♪ You might have to fight
The good fight ♪
1833
01:49:34,533 --> 01:49:36,190
♪ And when you think
You can't ♪
1834
01:49:36,293 --> 01:49:38,813
♪ You can
1835
01:49:38,917 --> 01:49:41,678
♪ Take it from an old man
1836
01:49:41,782 --> 01:49:45,786
♪ Take it from an old man
1837
01:49:45,889 --> 01:49:51,654
♪ The days don't stretch
Any longer ♪
1838
01:49:51,757 --> 01:49:56,762
♪ They've left tracks
Upon my skin ♪
1839
01:49:56,866 --> 01:50:02,354
♪ But I reckon
Made me stronger ♪
1840
01:50:02,457 --> 01:50:08,015
♪ But I believe there's
Something in you ♪
1841
01:50:08,118 --> 01:50:13,227
♪ Something you
Should be seeing, too ♪
1842
01:50:13,330 --> 01:50:19,060
♪ Bet it all on yourself
At least one time ♪
1843
01:50:19,164 --> 01:50:22,581
- ♪ Cause honey, win or lose
- ♪ Win or lose
1844
01:50:22,685 --> 01:50:28,587
♪ It's one hell of a ride
1845
01:50:28,691 --> 01:50:35,767
♪ It's one hell of a ride
1846
01:50:35,939 --> 01:50:41,358
♪ And if you lack
The strength of your own ♪
1847
01:50:41,462 --> 01:50:47,054
♪ Honey, hold out your hand
1848
01:50:47,157 --> 01:50:55,062
♪ And take it
From an old man ♪
1849
01:51:04,209 --> 01:51:07,488
Excuse me, I'm just--
I'm gonna borrow my wife.
1850
01:51:07,591 --> 01:51:09,559
Say your goodbyes,
we're going home.
1851
01:51:09,663 --> 01:51:11,699
- Who invited you?
- Have another piece of pie,
old man!
1852
01:51:11,803 --> 01:51:12,666
- Come on!
- Please don't.
You'll make it worse.
1853
01:51:12,769 --> 01:51:16,152
Let's go.
1854
01:51:16,255 --> 01:51:18,016
Jenna! Please stay.
1855
01:51:18,119 --> 01:51:20,466
I am so sorry. Bye sweetheart.
1856
01:51:20,570 --> 01:51:22,054
- Don't leave!
- I love you.
1857
01:51:22,158 --> 01:51:23,711
Congratulations.
1858
01:51:47,286 --> 01:51:50,600
You must think
I'm really stupid.
1859
01:51:50,704 --> 01:51:57,020
- No.
- No?
1860
01:52:00,990 --> 01:52:05,304
Unzip that cushion.
1861
01:52:05,408 --> 01:52:11,000
- I don't want--
- Do it!
1862
01:52:18,076 --> 01:52:20,803
What is that, Jenna? Hmm?
1863
01:52:20,906 --> 01:52:22,494
What is that?
1864
01:52:22,597 --> 01:52:23,667
It's money.
1865
01:52:23,771 --> 01:52:27,050
That's money?
1866
01:52:27,154 --> 01:52:30,295
Hidden all over the house?
1867
01:52:30,398 --> 01:52:32,918
In the drawers,
1868
01:52:33,022 --> 01:52:37,060
in the cabinets,
in the fucking sofa!
1869
01:52:37,164 --> 01:52:40,754
- It's money hidden
all over my house.
- I'm sorry.
1870
01:52:40,857 --> 01:52:44,481
After everything
that I have done for you,
1871
01:52:44,585 --> 01:52:47,070
you go and hide money from me?
1872
01:52:47,174 --> 01:52:49,832
I was the only one
that was there for you
1873
01:52:49,935 --> 01:52:52,766
after your mama died
1874
01:52:52,869 --> 01:52:59,013
and your daddy was piss drunk
every night.
1875
01:52:59,117 --> 01:53:00,877
You forget about that?!
1876
01:53:00,981 --> 01:53:03,466
Do I need this?
1877
01:53:03,569 --> 01:53:06,089
Do I need this right now?
1878
01:53:06,193 --> 01:53:11,577
Earl, oh, my God, stop!
You love that guitar!
1879
01:53:11,681 --> 01:53:15,685
You...
1880
01:53:15,789 --> 01:53:19,516
are the only thing
that I've ever loved.
1881
01:53:19,620 --> 01:53:23,417
You are the only person
that has ever belonged to me.
1882
01:53:23,520 --> 01:53:26,247
You're my wife.
1883
01:53:28,836 --> 01:53:31,632
You are my whole life.
1884
01:53:31,735 --> 01:53:37,465
And you having
a secret from me...
1885
01:53:37,569 --> 01:53:43,299
it just tears me apart.
1886
01:53:50,720 --> 01:53:53,896
Why are you hiding money
1887
01:53:53,999 --> 01:53:59,522
all over the house?
1888
01:53:59,625 --> 01:54:04,044
- I want to go--
- No, no, just tell me you
were gonna surprise me.
1889
01:54:04,147 --> 01:54:07,495
- No, Earl.
- Tell me you were gonna
buy me a present.
1890
01:54:07,599 --> 01:54:10,774
Because if I ever thought
that you weren't happy
being my wife,
1891
01:54:10,878 --> 01:54:13,708
that you were deceiving me,
1892
01:54:13,812 --> 01:54:16,850
I would want to kill myself.
1893
01:54:16,953 --> 01:54:20,370
I would want to die.
1894
01:54:20,474 --> 01:54:24,409
Baby, please hold me.
1895
01:54:32,762 --> 01:54:38,043
The truth is, Earl--
1896
01:54:38,147 --> 01:54:42,461
the truth is...
1897
01:54:42,565 --> 01:54:46,949
I was saving that money...
1898
01:54:47,052 --> 01:54:52,540
for the baby.
1899
01:54:52,644 --> 01:54:55,405
To buy some nice things.
1900
01:54:55,509 --> 01:55:00,824
A crib and toys.
1901
01:55:00,928 --> 01:55:04,518
It was all for the baby.
1902
01:55:04,621 --> 01:55:07,866
It was for the baby?
1903
01:55:07,970 --> 01:55:15,046
Yes, Earl. For a crib.
1904
01:55:23,330 --> 01:55:25,470
I don't know why you have
to make it
1905
01:55:25,573 --> 01:55:32,373
so hard, Jenna.
1906
01:55:35,031 --> 01:55:42,211
I just want us to be happy.
1907
01:56:36,610 --> 01:56:42,616
Dear baby,
1908
01:56:44,756 --> 01:56:51,590
if you ever want to
know the story of how we bought
your crib, I'll tell you.
1909
01:56:51,901 --> 01:56:53,523
Your crib was bought
with the money
1910
01:56:53,627 --> 01:57:00,772
I was gonna use to buy us
a new life.
1911
01:57:00,875 --> 01:57:08,124
The Springfield Pie Contest
is starting next week...
1912
01:57:09,574 --> 01:57:15,649
and you and I
will not be in attendance.
1913
01:57:20,205 --> 01:57:24,244
♪ It's not simple to say
1914
01:57:24,347 --> 01:57:27,040
♪ Most days
1915
01:57:27,143 --> 01:57:30,457
♪ I don't recognize me
1916
01:57:30,560 --> 01:57:33,046
♪ That these shoes
And this apron ♪
1917
01:57:33,149 --> 01:57:36,325
♪ That place and its patrons
1918
01:57:36,428 --> 01:57:43,056
♪ Have taken more
Than I gave them ♪
1919
01:57:43,159 --> 01:57:47,163
♪ It's not easy to know
1920
01:57:47,267 --> 01:57:50,132
♪ I'm not anything
1921
01:57:50,235 --> 01:57:52,065
♪ Like I used to be
1922
01:57:52,168 --> 01:57:55,068
♪ Although It's true
1923
01:57:55,171 --> 01:57:59,451
♪ I was never attention's
Sweet center ♪
1924
01:57:59,555 --> 01:58:04,629
♪ I still remember That girl
1925
01:58:04,732 --> 01:58:07,010
♪ She's imperfect
1926
01:58:07,114 --> 01:58:09,841
♪ But she tries
1927
01:58:09,944 --> 01:58:12,809
♪ She is good
1928
01:58:12,913 --> 01:58:16,192
♪ But she lies
1929
01:58:16,296 --> 01:58:22,509
♪ She is hard on herself
1930
01:58:22,612 --> 01:58:28,135
♪ She is broken
And won't ask for help ♪
1931
01:58:28,239 --> 01:58:33,071
♪ She is messy,
But she's kind ♪
1932
01:58:33,175 --> 01:58:36,661
♪ She is lonely
1933
01:58:36,764 --> 01:58:39,422
♪ Most of the time
1934
01:58:39,526 --> 01:58:42,701
♪ She is all of this
Mixed up ♪
1935
01:58:42,805 --> 01:58:47,741
♪ And baked
In a beautiful pie ♪
1936
01:58:47,844 --> 01:58:50,226
♪ She is gone
1937
01:58:50,330 --> 01:58:58,545
♪ But she used to be mine
1938
01:58:58,648 --> 01:59:02,065
♪ It's not what I asked for
1939
01:59:02,169 --> 01:59:05,310
♪ Sometimes life
1940
01:59:05,414 --> 01:59:08,382
♪ Just slips in
Through a back door ♪
1941
01:59:08,486 --> 01:59:11,178
♪ And carves out a person
1942
01:59:11,282 --> 01:59:16,977
♪ And makes you believe
It's all true ♪
1943
01:59:17,080 --> 01:59:20,739
♪ And now I've got you
1944
01:59:20,843 --> 01:59:25,503
♪ And you're not what
I asked for ♪
1945
01:59:25,606 --> 01:59:31,164
♪ If I'm honest I know
I would give it all back ♪
1946
01:59:31,267 --> 01:59:34,408
♪ For a chance To start over
1947
01:59:34,512 --> 01:59:40,173
♪ And rewrite an ending
Or two ♪
1948
01:59:40,276 --> 01:59:42,451
♪ For that girl that I knew
1949
01:59:42,554 --> 01:59:47,870
♪ Who'd be reckless
Just enough ♪
1950
01:59:47,973 --> 01:59:51,460
♪ Who gets hurt
1951
01:59:51,563 --> 01:59:54,497
♪ But who learns
How to toughen up ♪
1952
01:59:54,601 --> 01:59:56,844
♪ When she's bruised
1953
01:59:56,948 --> 02:00:00,089
♪ And gets used by a man
1954
02:00:00,193 --> 02:00:03,023
♪ Who can't love
1955
02:00:03,126 --> 02:00:05,128
♪ And then she'll get stuck
1956
02:00:05,232 --> 02:00:09,063
♪ And be scared
1957
02:00:09,167 --> 02:00:11,997
♪ Of the life
That's inside her ♪
1958
02:00:12,101 --> 02:00:14,448
♪ Growing stronger each day
1959
02:00:14,552 --> 02:00:17,865
♪ Till it finally
Reminds her ♪
1960
02:00:17,969 --> 02:00:20,627
♪ To fight just a little
1961
02:00:20,730 --> 02:00:25,770
♪ To bring back the fire
In her eyes ♪
1962
02:00:25,873 --> 02:00:28,048
♪ That's been gone
1963
02:00:28,151 --> 02:00:37,264
♪ But it used to be mine...
1964
02:00:38,886 --> 02:00:48,275
♪ It used to mine...
1965
02:00:52,935 --> 02:00:58,320
♪ She is messy
1966
02:00:58,423 --> 02:01:02,462
♪ But she's kind
1967
02:01:02,565 --> 02:01:06,362
♪ She is lonely
1968
02:01:06,466 --> 02:01:10,124
♪ Most of the time
1969
02:01:10,228 --> 02:01:13,680
♪ She is all of this
Mixed up ♪
1970
02:01:13,783 --> 02:01:20,859
♪ And baked
In a beautiful pie ♪
1971
02:01:20,963 --> 02:01:25,001
♪ She is gone
1972
02:01:25,105 --> 02:01:29,868
♪ But she used to be
1973
02:01:29,972 --> 02:01:38,152
♪ Mine
1974
02:03:02,064 --> 02:03:04,618
Jenna, everything's
gonna to be okay.
1975
02:03:04,722 --> 02:03:06,551
Just make it all go away.
1976
02:03:06,655 --> 02:03:07,587
Look, just try and focus
on your breathing.
1977
02:03:07,690 --> 02:03:08,864
I'm gonna be right here.
1978
02:03:08,967 --> 02:03:12,902
Wheel me in.
1979
02:03:13,006 --> 02:03:14,421
Excuse me, sir.
Do you belong here?
1980
02:03:14,525 --> 02:03:18,045
Yes, I'm kin.
1981
02:03:18,149 --> 02:03:20,254
He sure is!
1982
02:03:20,358 --> 02:03:22,187
Joe, are you
having your surgery today?
1983
02:03:22,291 --> 02:03:25,156
Yeah, later this afternoon.
1984
02:03:25,259 --> 02:03:30,057
Becky told me you were here.
1985
02:03:30,161 --> 02:03:33,233
I bought you a card...
1986
02:03:33,336 --> 02:03:35,925
from gift shop downstairs.
1987
02:03:36,029 --> 02:03:39,791
It's silly and flowery
1988
02:03:39,895 --> 02:03:42,242
and almost gave me diabetes.
1989
02:03:42,345 --> 02:03:44,382
Thank you, Joe.
1990
02:03:44,486 --> 02:03:46,315
NO, don't look at it now.
1991
02:03:46,419 --> 02:03:48,800
Look at it later
when all the fuss is over.
1992
02:03:48,904 --> 02:03:51,527
Hey, halftime in the lounge.
1993
02:03:51,631 --> 02:03:57,222
Colts up 10.
What's the ETA in here?
1994
02:03:57,326 --> 02:04:04,091
Oh, Earl.
1995
02:04:04,195 --> 02:04:05,541
Father to be.
1996
02:04:05,645 --> 02:04:09,303
Yeah, how could I forget you?
1997
02:04:09,407 --> 02:04:13,238
Don't say nothing smart...
1998
02:04:13,342 --> 02:04:14,964
you dumb ass.
1999
02:04:15,068 --> 02:04:20,625
Wheel me out.
2000
02:04:23,559 --> 02:04:27,252
Dr. Pomatter,
this is my husband, Earl.
2001
02:04:27,356 --> 02:04:31,049
Oh, Lordy.
2002
02:04:31,153 --> 02:04:33,086
Hey, you mind stepping out
of the way a sec, Doc,
2003
02:04:33,189 --> 02:04:35,053
so I can get a shot of me
and my wife on the big day?
2004
02:04:35,157 --> 02:04:36,710
Much appreciated.
Come on, baby, give me
a kiss now.
2005
02:04:36,814 --> 02:04:39,161
- Ow!
- Oh, my God, that's so dramatic.
2006
02:04:39,264 --> 02:04:41,750
- Hey, come on now, babe.
2007
02:04:41,853 --> 02:04:44,477
- You're spitting on the lens.
- Doctor Pomatter.
2008
02:04:44,580 --> 02:04:46,548
- Yes, Jenna?
- I want to make sure
we're clear about one thing.
2009
02:04:46,651 --> 02:04:48,688
- What's that, Jenna?
- I want drugs.
2010
02:04:48,791 --> 02:04:50,931
I want massive amounts of drugs.
2011
02:04:53,451 --> 02:04:55,626
I want the maximum legal
limit of drugs.
2012
02:04:55,729 --> 02:04:57,800
- Noted and understood.
- Oh, my gosh!
2013
02:04:57,904 --> 02:04:59,526
Oh, try and steady
your breathing, hon.
2014
02:05:02,391 --> 02:05:05,049
Hi, I'm Francine Pomatter.
2015
02:05:05,152 --> 02:05:09,536
Jim has told me
so much about you.
2016
02:05:09,640 --> 02:05:11,607
Did I tell you my wife
is a resident here?
2017
02:05:11,711 --> 02:05:14,714
Oh, I think you might
have mentioned that.
2018
02:05:14,817 --> 02:05:17,579
Don't worry, you are in
great hands with my husband.
2019
02:05:20,754 --> 02:05:22,963
Is she gonna be here
the whole delivery?
2020
02:05:23,067 --> 02:05:26,139
I mean, are all the residents
gonna be here?
2021
02:05:26,242 --> 02:05:27,589
No, no, no, no.
They're just here to observe
the first stage of labor.
2022
02:05:27,692 --> 02:05:29,487
Everybody out.
2023
02:05:29,591 --> 02:05:31,489
Jenna! We're here.
2024
02:05:31,593 --> 02:05:34,112
Everything's gonna be okay.
2025
02:05:34,216 --> 02:05:36,908
Oh, my Lord.
The pie is coming out
of the oven!
2026
02:05:37,012 --> 02:05:39,566
- Order up!
2027
02:05:39,670 --> 02:05:41,464
- ♪ Sugar
2028
02:05:41,568 --> 02:05:44,778
♪ Sugar, butter, flour
2029
02:05:44,882 --> 02:05:46,987
♪ Sugar, butter
2030
02:05:57,619 --> 02:06:00,345
- I don't want no baby, Earl!
2031
02:06:06,179 --> 02:06:10,010
- It's a girl.
- A girl?
2032
02:06:10,114 --> 02:06:14,256
Would you like to hold
your baby, Mrs. Hunterson?
2033
02:06:14,359 --> 02:06:17,708
Mrs. Hunterson? Did you hear me?
2034
02:06:17,811 --> 02:06:23,817
Are you okay? Mrs. Hunterson?
2035
02:06:30,721 --> 02:06:36,727
Just give her to me.
2036
02:06:49,602 --> 02:06:53,951
Oh, my God.
2037
02:06:54,054 --> 02:06:59,232
Hey.
2038
02:06:59,335 --> 02:07:02,269
Oh, my God.
2039
02:07:02,373 --> 02:07:05,031
Now you remember what I said.
2040
02:07:05,134 --> 02:07:07,550
Don't you go loving that baby
2041
02:07:07,654 --> 02:07:12,866
more than you love me.
2042
02:07:12,970 --> 02:07:16,594
I don't love you anymore, Earl.
2043
02:07:16,698 --> 02:07:18,458
I haven't in a very long time.
2044
02:07:18,561 --> 02:07:21,634
I want a divorce.
2045
02:07:21,737 --> 02:07:23,843
Now, that's not
very funny, Jenna.
2046
02:07:23,946 --> 02:07:25,879
No one's laughing.
2047
02:07:25,983 --> 02:07:28,295
I want you the hell
out of my life.
2048
02:07:28,399 --> 02:07:31,195
You ain't
never gonna leave me.
2049
02:07:31,298 --> 02:07:33,818
- Watch me.
- You ain't gonna do nothing!
2050
02:07:33,922 --> 02:07:38,029
Now you better know your place!
Get your hands off me!
2051
02:07:38,133 --> 02:07:40,791
Don't touch me!
Man, you're gonna regret
this when you get home.
2052
02:07:40,894 --> 02:07:43,138
And you're gonna regret
ever saying that
2053
02:07:43,241 --> 02:07:46,141
'cause if you ever come
within six yard of us,
2054
02:07:46,244 --> 02:07:49,282
I will flatten your sorry ass
and I will enjoy doing it.
2055
02:07:49,385 --> 02:07:52,665
Now get out before I call
someone to carry you out.
2056
02:08:07,818 --> 02:08:11,097
♪ Today's a day
Like any other ♪
2057
02:08:11,200 --> 02:08:13,340
♪ But I am changed
I am a mother ♪
2058
02:08:13,444 --> 02:08:18,104
♪ Oh, in an instant
2059
02:08:18,207 --> 02:08:20,762
♪ And who I was
Has disappeared ♪
2060
02:08:20,865 --> 02:08:23,143
♪ It doesn't matter
Now you're here ♪
2061
02:08:23,247 --> 02:08:26,629
- ♪ So innocent
2062
02:08:26,733 --> 02:08:28,804
♪ I was lost
2063
02:08:28,908 --> 02:08:31,462
♪ For you to find
2064
02:08:31,565 --> 02:08:33,775
♪ And now I'm yours
2065
02:08:33,878 --> 02:08:41,886
♪ And you are mine
2066
02:08:42,335 --> 02:08:44,993
♪ Two tiny hands
A pair of eyes ♪
2067
02:08:45,096 --> 02:08:47,650
♪ An unsung melody is mine
2068
02:08:47,754 --> 02:08:52,034
♪ For safe-keeping
2069
02:08:52,138 --> 02:08:54,865
♪ And I will guard it
With my life ♪
2070
02:08:54,968 --> 02:08:57,350
♪ I'd hang the moon
For it to shine ♪
2071
02:08:57,453 --> 02:09:01,043
♪ On her sleeping
2072
02:09:01,147 --> 02:09:05,876
♪ Starting here
And starting now ♪
2073
02:09:05,979 --> 02:09:10,570
♪ I can feel
The heart of how ♪
2074
02:09:10,673 --> 02:09:16,541
♪ Everything changes
2075
02:09:16,645 --> 02:09:21,201
You done did it, girl.
2076
02:09:21,305 --> 02:09:23,686
Baby girl,
2077
02:09:23,790 --> 02:09:25,792
come meet your Godmamas.
2078
02:09:25,896 --> 02:09:27,725
- What?
- Me?
2079
02:09:27,829 --> 02:09:31,522
Oh, Jenna!
2080
02:09:31,625 --> 02:09:34,801
Oh, I'm gonna call her Lulu.
2081
02:09:34,905 --> 02:09:37,390
Yeah, little Lulu
2082
02:09:37,493 --> 02:09:39,806
the love of my life.
2083
02:09:39,910 --> 02:09:41,428
And we're gonna be happy,
little girl.
2084
02:09:41,532 --> 02:09:44,811
Not just happy enough.
2085
02:09:44,915 --> 02:09:49,126
We're gonna be really happy.
2086
02:09:49,229 --> 02:09:51,438
Hello.
2087
02:09:51,542 --> 02:09:53,578
Hi, is everyone decent?
2088
02:09:53,682 --> 02:09:56,029
- Ogie, come here. Come here.
- Okay.
2089
02:09:56,133 --> 02:09:59,757
Jenna, Ogie and I
want you to know
2090
02:09:59,861 --> 02:10:02,035
that you can stay with us
for a while until you get
back on your feet.
2091
02:10:02,139 --> 02:10:05,004
You could stay with us,
2092
02:10:05,107 --> 02:10:07,661
but I think
Phil's convulsions might
frighten the baby.
2093
02:10:07,765 --> 02:10:11,010
Look, Ogie. Isn't she beautiful?
2094
02:10:11,113 --> 02:10:15,911
There are no words...
2095
02:10:16,015 --> 02:10:17,775
but I'm double-parked
so I got to run.
2096
02:10:17,879 --> 02:10:20,295
I got to go. I love you.
I love you.
2097
02:10:20,398 --> 02:10:21,744
Love you, new baby.
Got to go. I love you.
I love you.
2098
02:10:21,848 --> 02:10:27,647
I love you. I love you.
2099
02:10:27,750 --> 02:10:30,236
Dawn, don't we have
some business
2100
02:10:30,339 --> 02:10:32,203
in the hallway?
2101
02:10:32,307 --> 02:10:34,688
- No.
- Dawn.
2102
02:10:34,792 --> 02:10:40,384
Bye.
2103
02:10:40,971 --> 02:10:47,356
- Oh!
- Dawn!
2104
02:10:47,460 --> 02:10:49,358
How are you two doing?
2105
02:10:49,462 --> 02:10:53,086
You ever seen a baby
this beautiful before?
2106
02:10:53,190 --> 02:10:57,056
Out of the 762
that I have delivered,
2107
02:10:57,159 --> 02:11:01,715
between us, she is definitely
the most beautiful.
2108
02:11:01,819 --> 02:11:03,579
Nurse Norma,
can you get Mrs. Hunterson
2109
02:11:03,683 --> 02:11:09,620
her complimentary burp cloths?
2110
02:11:10,828 --> 02:11:12,485
Maybe in Connecticut
this shit flies,
2111
02:11:12,588 --> 02:11:16,558
but Lord have mercy.
2112
02:11:16,661 --> 02:11:19,733
I, uh...
2113
02:11:19,837 --> 02:11:23,703
I know what you're thinking.
2114
02:11:23,806 --> 02:11:26,188
Yeah. no I don't. That's a lie.
2115
02:11:26,292 --> 02:11:28,535
I--
2116
02:11:28,639 --> 02:11:32,850
what are you thinking?
2117
02:11:32,954 --> 02:11:38,580
I'm thinking...
2118
02:11:40,099 --> 02:11:42,170
I could never thank you enough
2119
02:11:42,273 --> 02:11:47,830
for everything
you've done for me.
2120
02:11:47,934 --> 02:11:50,074
And I'm thinking
your wife's around.
2121
02:11:50,178 --> 02:11:53,871
And you shouldn't kiss me.
2122
02:11:53,975 --> 02:11:56,839
The way she looks at you.
2123
02:11:56,943 --> 02:12:03,191
So much trust.
2124
02:12:04,813 --> 02:12:06,953
We could have
a big drama that gets
drawn out here
2125
02:12:07,057 --> 02:12:12,027
for a couple years
and makes everyone miserable,
2126
02:12:12,131 --> 02:12:16,721
or we could end it right here.
2127
02:12:16,825 --> 02:12:22,693
No body count.
2128
02:12:27,111 --> 02:12:32,461
So this is goodbye.
2129
02:12:32,565 --> 02:12:36,569
I will never forget you.
2130
02:12:36,672 --> 02:12:42,402
Another lifetime.
2131
02:12:48,512 --> 02:12:51,170
Oh.
2132
02:12:51,273 --> 02:12:53,620
You deserve homemade,
2133
02:12:53,724 --> 02:12:56,209
but try telling that
to a vending machine.
2134
02:12:56,313 --> 02:13:00,144
Here.
2135
02:13:00,248 --> 02:13:03,320
Thanks For Taking Me
To The Moon Moonpie.
2136
02:13:14,365 --> 02:13:16,885
♪ I didn't know,
But now I see ♪
2137
02:13:16,989 --> 02:13:19,508
♪ Sometimes what is
Is meant to be ♪
2138
02:13:19,612 --> 02:13:23,547
♪ You saved me
2139
02:13:23,650 --> 02:13:26,067
♪ My blurry lines
My messy life ♪
2140
02:13:26,170 --> 02:13:31,555
♪ Come into focus
And in time maybe ♪
2141
02:13:31,658 --> 02:13:33,833
♪ I can heal
2142
02:13:33,936 --> 02:13:36,456
♪ And I can breathe
2143
02:13:36,560 --> 02:13:41,634
♪ 'Cause I can feel
Myself believe ♪
2144
02:13:41,737 --> 02:13:45,914
♪ Everything changes
2145
02:13:46,018 --> 02:13:50,746
♪ Oh, my heart's
At the wheel now ♪
2146
02:13:50,850 --> 02:13:53,991
♪ And all my mistakes
They make sense ♪
2147
02:13:54,095 --> 02:13:56,614
♪ When I turn them around
2148
02:13:56,718 --> 02:14:00,032
♪ Everything changes
2149
02:14:00,135 --> 02:14:02,586
♪ What I thought
Was so permanent ♪
2150
02:14:02,689 --> 02:14:07,073
♪ Fades in the blink
Of an eye ♪
2151
02:14:07,177 --> 02:14:10,111
♪ There's a new life
In front of my face ♪
2152
02:14:10,214 --> 02:14:12,354
♪ In the blink of an eye
There's a new life ♪
2153
02:14:12,458 --> 02:14:14,149
♪ In front of my face
2154
02:14:14,253 --> 02:14:16,634
♪ And I know in due time
2155
02:14:16,738 --> 02:14:19,258
♪ Every right thing will find
Its right place ♪
2156
02:14:19,361 --> 02:14:21,570
♪ And I know in due time
2157
02:14:21,674 --> 02:14:23,952
♪ Every right thing Will find
Its right place ♪
2158
02:14:24,056 --> 02:14:27,162
♪ So I swear I'll remember
To say we were both ♪
2159
02:14:27,266 --> 02:14:31,580
♪ Born today
2160
02:14:31,684 --> 02:14:37,690
♪ 'Cause everything's
Changed ♪
2161
02:14:37,793 --> 02:14:46,008
♪ Everything changes
2162
02:14:56,916 --> 02:15:00,713
Shh, shh.
2163
02:15:00,816 --> 02:15:03,578
Oh.
2164
02:15:03,681 --> 02:15:05,752
"To my only friend.
2165
02:15:05,856 --> 02:15:07,685
Start fresh.
2166
02:15:07,789 --> 02:15:11,241
I'm leaving you--
2167
02:15:11,344 --> 02:15:13,588
I'm leaving you the pie shop.
2168
02:15:13,691 --> 02:15:16,108
Name a pie for me
when I'm gone."
2169
02:15:29,362 --> 02:15:32,054
Okay, little Lulu.
2170
02:15:32,158 --> 02:15:35,196
we got 16 Lulu Lemonade Pies,
2171
02:15:35,299 --> 02:15:37,094
eight Polka Dot Peach
and four Cocoa Cream.
2172
02:15:37,198 --> 02:15:40,028
- How many is that?
- A lot!
2173
02:15:40,132 --> 02:15:42,272
A lot! Thank you, Miss Lulu.
2174
02:15:42,375 --> 02:15:45,344
Wait, it's magic time.
Magic time.
2175
02:15:45,447 --> 02:15:46,793
All right, I've been practicing.
Watch closely.
2176
02:15:46,897 --> 02:15:48,795
Are you ready? A one,
2177
02:15:48,899 --> 02:15:52,834
a two, a three.
2178
02:15:52,937 --> 02:15:56,113
I don't got it. Hey.
2179
02:15:56,217 --> 02:15:58,460
- Wow, Mama.
- Hi, baby girl.
2180
02:15:58,564 --> 02:16:00,359
Jenna, what's
the special pie today?
2181
02:16:00,462 --> 02:16:02,671
Old Joe's Slice of Heaven pie,
2182
02:16:02,775 --> 02:16:04,846
with tomato on the side.
2183
02:16:04,949 --> 02:16:07,642
On its own plate!
2184
02:16:07,745 --> 02:16:09,368
♪ Opening up
2185
02:16:09,471 --> 02:16:12,992
♪ Into a new day
2186
02:16:13,095 --> 02:16:15,891
♪ Open to love
2187
02:16:15,995 --> 02:16:19,861
♪ Isn't it amazing
What comes our way? ♪
2188
02:16:19,964 --> 02:16:25,660
♪ One at a time
Everyday falls in line ♪
2189
02:16:25,763 --> 02:16:31,597
♪ Learning to love
What's on the inside ♪
2190
02:16:31,700 --> 02:16:37,637
♪ Looking around
At the same things ♪
2191
02:16:37,741 --> 02:16:42,815
♪ All of them changing
'Cause everything does ♪
2192
02:16:42,918 --> 02:16:45,852
♪ Life's rearranging
2193
02:16:45,956 --> 02:16:48,786
♪ And we're opening up
2194
02:16:48,890 --> 02:16:55,172
♪ To what's inside of
2195
02:16:55,276 --> 02:17:04,008
♪ What's inside of love...
2196
02:17:04,112 --> 02:17:06,804
♪ What's inside?
2197
02:17:06,908 --> 02:17:09,911
♪ Sugar, butter, flour
2198
02:18:14,389 --> 02:18:18,290
♪ Isn't it amazing
What comes our way? ♪
2199
02:18:18,393 --> 02:18:23,605
♪ One at a time
Everyday falls in line ♪
2200
02:18:23,709 --> 02:18:28,817
♪ Learning to love
What's on the inside ♪
2201
02:18:28,921 --> 02:18:35,514
♪ Looking around
At the same things ♪
2202
02:18:35,617 --> 02:18:40,035
♪ All of them changing
'Cause everything does ♪
2203
02:18:40,139 --> 02:18:43,453
♪ Life's rearranging
2204
02:18:43,556 --> 02:18:46,559
♪ And we're opening up
2205
02:18:46,663 --> 02:18:55,361
♪ To what's inside of love...
2206
02:18:55,465 --> 02:18:59,848
♪ Opening up
Opening up ♪
2207
02:21:37,489 --> 02:21:40,112
♪ Down at the diner
2208
02:21:40,215 --> 02:21:45,911
♪ Ah
2209
02:21:46,083 --> 02:21:49,708
♪ So many ways to slice
A piece of this life ♪
2210
02:21:49,811 --> 02:21:53,228
♪ But most of the time
It's into quarter life crisis ♪
2211
02:21:53,332 --> 02:21:56,991
♪ What's on your plate
At any given time ♪
2212
02:21:57,094 --> 02:22:00,408
♪ Can change with the specials
And a jukebox dime ♪
2213
02:22:00,512 --> 02:22:03,791
♪ Down at the diner
2214
02:22:03,894 --> 02:22:08,243
♪ Start to feel
A little lighter ♪
2215
02:22:08,347 --> 02:22:11,350
♪ Down at the diner
2216
02:22:11,453 --> 02:22:13,801
♪ Look around and feel better
2217
02:22:13,904 --> 02:22:16,251
♪ We're all in this together
2218
02:22:16,355 --> 02:22:20,048
♪ I wouldn't call this place
A happy end ♪
2219
02:22:20,152 --> 02:22:24,294
♪ But I've been round the block
And just came back again ♪
2220
02:22:24,397 --> 02:22:27,331
♪ I ain't seen the world yet,
But I know this much ♪
2221
02:22:27,435 --> 02:22:30,749
♪ Might as well call home
Wherever my ass ends up ♪
2222
02:22:30,852 --> 02:22:34,097
♪ Down at the diner
2223
02:22:34,200 --> 02:22:38,411
♪ Don't need to tell them
Why I'm here ♪
2224
02:22:38,515 --> 02:22:42,450
♪ They know me at the diner
2225
02:22:42,554 --> 02:22:46,592
♪ And in every single bite
Is a little bit of life ♪
2226
02:22:46,696 --> 02:22:51,632
♪ So many days to endure
In a row ♪
2227
02:22:51,735 --> 02:22:55,256
♪ It's the little things
That keep us afloat ♪
2228
02:22:55,359 --> 02:22:57,776
♪ Thank God for the oasis
2229
02:22:57,879 --> 02:22:59,950
♪ The people and places
2230
02:23:00,054 --> 02:23:03,816
♪ That save us and serve
As reminder ♪
2231
02:23:03,920 --> 02:23:05,991
♪ That's why we come
To the diner ♪
2232
02:23:06,094 --> 02:23:07,889
♪ At the diner
2233
02:23:07,993 --> 02:23:13,377
♪ Ah
2234
02:23:13,481 --> 02:23:17,174
♪ Ordered up is how I
like My days to find me ♪
2235
02:23:17,278 --> 02:23:20,937
♪ Everything here has
It's place and timing ♪
2236
02:23:21,040 --> 02:23:24,043
♪ I've never been
someone Who fits right in ♪
2237
02:23:24,147 --> 02:23:27,909
♪ But I found myself
Organizing condiments ♪
2238
02:23:28,013 --> 02:23:31,603
♪ Down at the diner
2239
02:23:31,706 --> 02:23:35,399
♪ I'm exponentially wiser
2240
02:23:35,503 --> 02:23:39,680
♪ Down at the diner
2241
02:23:39,783 --> 02:23:43,580
♪ Whatever you are
There's room at the bar ♪
2242
02:23:43,684 --> 02:23:47,342
♪ Every day begin again
2243
02:23:47,446 --> 02:23:50,587
♪ Take a seat and settle in
2244
02:23:50,691 --> 02:23:54,556
♪ With the rest of us
2245
02:23:54,660 --> 02:23:57,870
♪ We're all just
2246
02:23:57,974 --> 02:23:59,907
♪ Trying to get by
2247
02:24:00,010 --> 02:24:01,702
♪ When it gets hard
2248
02:24:01,805 --> 02:24:03,876
♪ This small town
2249
02:24:03,980 --> 02:24:06,189
♪ Is who we are
2250
02:24:06,292 --> 02:24:07,569
♪ It's the heartbeat
2251
02:24:07,673 --> 02:24:09,848
♪ The center
2252
02:24:09,951 --> 02:24:13,852
♪ The lifeline you enter
2253
02:24:13,955 --> 02:24:15,647
- ♪ It's the heartbeat
- ♪ The heartbeat
2254
02:24:15,750 --> 02:24:18,926
- ♪ Center
- ♪ The center
2255
02:24:19,029 --> 02:24:21,307
- ♪ The lifeline you enter
- ♪ The lifeline you enter
2256
02:24:21,411 --> 02:24:25,173
♪ Every day what you got
2257
02:24:25,277 --> 02:24:28,625
♪ Bring it with you
Share your love ♪
2258
02:24:28,729 --> 02:24:32,180
♪ It's the rest of us
2259
02:24:32,284 --> 02:24:36,668
♪ We're all just
2260
02:24:36,771 --> 02:24:39,394
♪ Down at the diner
2261
02:24:39,498 --> 02:24:42,363
♪ Ah
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