All language subtitles for McLeods Daughters (2001) - S03E05 - Put to the Test (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 MONOLITH)

Previously, on "McLeod's Daughters".

Sally.

She's having an affair.

Oy!

What do you think you're doing, mate?

Nick.

Slow down, mate.

Nick, stop it!

Stop it, both of you!

This is my brother, Jeff.

Jodi, who is this devil?

That was a fancy dress party

and I was just wishing him goodbye.

And here.

Was he still leaving?

I guess so.

Did you sleep with this devil?

You see, it was really late,

and I had had a lot of Sambuca and...

You cheated on me.

I think I'm free on Saturday, though.

We'll have Chinese, yeah?

No, I don't think so.

I won't talk about (mumbles)

We won't talk about anything,

'cause I won't be going.

Right, so that's a yes, huh?

No, that's a no, N-O.

Pick you up at seven?

No.

You found it.

See.

And now nothing will pull us apart again.

(gentle piano music)

(dog panting)

Jonas!

(lighthearted music)

Hey!

Wait.

Oh, I hate for us to be apart.

Me, too.

I'll think about you while
I'm spraying the weeds.

Oh, weeds remind you of me?

I think about you whatever I do.

Ciao, mi amor.
Ciao.

I'll bring you some lunch after my fitting.

Hey.

Not long now until you're mine.

And you're mine.

(chuckles)

(car starts)

(funky music)
Get him!

Hey, hey.

Hey!

Let go!

Hey!

Hey!

Let go!

(man grunts)

Where are you going?

(men yelling indistinctly)

(upbeat music)

♪ It'll take some time to find your heart ♪

♪ And come back home ♪

♪ You could walk for miles ♪

♪ Cross every river ♪

♪ And find you're not alone ♪

♪ 'Cause I'll be there ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ No, no ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ 'Cause I'll be there ♪

Mum, I don't think the
sleeves are hanging right.

That's because I haven't adjusted them yet.

Ow!

Shouldn't we be getting
a professional to do this?

Oh for heaven's sake Jodi,

I know how to use the Janome.

Hope I'm not interrupting.

Nah, only me being a pin cushion.

Liz asked me to give you this.

She heard the bad news about what happened

to your old wedding dress.

So.

(women gasp)

It's beautiful.

It's silk, I believe.

Must have cost a fortune.

Uh, Liz said that it's her gift.

Can you thank her for us Terry,

it's a lovely gesture but I'm afraid

we can't accept.

Yes we can, we can accept!

I mean we don't wanna seem ungracious, mum.

No, but we don't wanna seem like

the poor cousins, either.

But we are like the poor cousins.

Hm.

Please?

It is beautiful.

All right.

(squeals)

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

(funky music)

(men exclaiming)

Grab his feet, boys.
What's going on?

(Alberto yells)

What's going on?

Why are you doing this?

Bugger!

Hey!
Drovers Run's

that way, cowboy!

If you get across the country,

you might make it back
in time for your wedding.

I know it's you, Craig!

Go on!

Tradition.

Somebody's gotta do it.

Hey!

(mumbles)

(engine revs)

(men whooping)

Come back!

Come back!

(object snaps)

Good riddance.

I know the doctor gave you
the all clear yesterday, but...

Good.

So whatever you're gonna say, don't bother.

I still don't think riding's a good idea.

Well experts disagree with you.

Yeah,
well experts are proven wrong all the time.

(squeals quietly)

Uh,
they were out of stock of that lacy one,

but they said...

It doesn't matter, Liz bought me a dress.

What?
I know,

it's absolutely gorgeous.

Oh, not that the one you
were making wasn't mum, but,

well, think of all the work it saved.

It was Liz's wedding present to Jodi,

and she insists on doing the flowers.

She's not an easy woman to refuse.

Oh, Beth Martin's confirmed the cake.

Two tiers with sugared violets.

No silly people on the top.

And Terry's bringing over some extra tops

in case it rains.

It won't rain, everything's too perfect.

I've got the perfect dress,

the perfect groom.

Yeah, well we're all set then.

I just have to check my email.

See if Dad's replied yet.

Great father, isn't he?

Missed every other big moment in her life.

Why stop now?

(sighs)

(blues music)

(chains jingling)

(groans)

You know Mum, maybe there was a really

rough storm and maybe the boat capsized

and the computer went overboard.

And maybe he's not even
working on the boat at all.

It's a lot of maybes, Jo.

Well who's gonna give me away?

I can't walk down the aisle by myself.

Well why not?

I mean when you think about it, it's a

really sexist tradition,

giving the bride away.

You're right, I mean.

Fathers handing over
their daughters to husbands.

Like a chattel.

A chattel?

Yes, a possession to be traded it's um...

Very last millennium.

Very out-moded.
Yeah, totally.

Well I guess it is pretty sexist.

You know, even if most
people don't look at it that way.

Still it, I guess it's not the man who's

walking me down the aisle that counts,

it's the one who's waiting
for me at the other end, right?

(lighthearted music)

Right.

(sighs)

I've missed you.

Well you only had the core.

(chuckles)

Well we can see what stage Beltane's up to.

And check out the AI
cattle at the same time.

Hey, you're sure you're up to this, Claire?

I'm riding.

Look,
the doctor said there's more car accidents

than horse riding accidents,

and no one's tried to stop me from driving.

That's 'cause more people drive than ride.

And horses don't have seat belts.

Make sure she takes it easy, Alex.

I can hear you.

(suspenseful music)

See?

No worries.

(horse neighs)

You look like you're at pony club.

Look I'll just uh,

see you down at Little Egret.

I've just got to um...

See ya.

(gentle music)

(suspenseful music)

Alberto?

Alberto?

(rock music)

(brakes squeal)
(horse neighs)

What are you doing,
you could have been killed.

You have to help,
something's happened to Alberto.

Oh.
The engine in the Ute's

still running, there's no sign of him.

We have to call the police.

That's not really necessary.

Yes it is,
he could be lying in a ditch somewhere...

Believe me, he's fine.

How do you know?

What have you done, Craig Woodland?

He's alright, okay?

He wouldn't have got far in hobbles.

In what?

Hobbled like a horse.

I reckon he got a flatley.

For Jonah's big night,
we tarred and feathered him

and tied him naked a lamppost in Fisher.

That was a real gack.

Why do guys do such stupid things?

That's what you do on a buck's night.

It's day.

Well we wanted to get in early.

Alberto!

Alberto!

He'll be alright, okay?

We gave him a map,
he obviously headed across country

like we told him to.

All right, gotta get the van back...

Craig, you are staying with me

and you are gonna help me find him

or I'm gonna tie you naked
to a lamppost in Fisher.

Well I can't drive across there.

So start walking.

Fast.

(pop music)

You know he's not in there, either.

Why would he be?

I don't know,
maybe he wanted to get out of the sun.

Well we put zinc on his nose.

Oh, how thoughtful.

Did you leave him any water?

I don't know if I will
ever forgive you for this.

(horse neighs)

Up, up, up.

Come on, get up boy.
Jeez.

Get up, boy.

Beltane's looking good.

Nice gait.

Yeah, he's got a good temperament.

Should be a fast learner, I reckon.

Be good for a change, need an easy profit.

Yeah.

Come on, in you get.
Up, up, up.

(groans)

Get some ants in your pants, Claire?

It's just...

(groans)

Up, up, up.

Get up boys, get up boys.

(cows moo)
Up, up, up.

(laughs)

I'm impressed.

That's better.

Took me years to undo a girl's bra.

That was with her top already off.

Yeah well, did you try asking her out

for a drink, going on a date first?

Ow, ooh, ow.

Look, you just keep heading them off

into the yards, and uh...

I'm just gonna...

You getting changed, again?

Hey listen, I can do this
on my own if you like, Claire.

I'll be back.
Right-o.

Alberto!

Alberto!

He won't be down there.

Well he could be.

He couldn't climb down there,

not with his hands tied behind his back.

What?

Oh, you stupid, oh!

(gasps)
(horse neighs)

(Jodi exclaiming)

Bugger!

I'm coming, oh.

God, I'm so sorry, Craig.

Are you okay?

Can you stand?

(groans)
Okay, oh.

(groans)

Oh, this isn't good.

Bugger.

(hums lowly)
(metal scraping)

Can you hurry up,
I don't think she's enjoying this.

Some ladies don't like to be rushed, eh?

Some ladies don't like to be called ladies.

If you were on a desert island,

what would you take?

Matches or a lilo?

What sort of a question's that?

Come on, which one?

No way, if I said lilo, you'd say

it means I wanna sleep with you

and if I say matches, you'll say it means

I'm hot for you, so forget it.

Matches.

Why?

I could light a fire, keep warm,

and hope someone sees me.

So you're practical, a survivor.

You bet.

I'm still not answering.

Refusal to play the game, interesting.

Possible fear of commitment.

Okay.

(hums)

Ooh.

What's the matter there, girl?

Hey, you got a sore mouth?

What's wrong, apart from your bad jokes?

Don't know.

Okay, come on.

Shh.

(fabric tears)
(acoustic music)

(groans)

Sorry.

Do you think you can stand?

I don't know.

Well, we've gotta get back up there,
somehow.

You're joking.
Well, what do you

wanna do, Craig, stay stuck down here

until somebody finds us?
Well you can go for help.

Well I can, but if Tucker's bolted

I might be hours getting back.

You know,
and you'll be all alone here in the dark

and your foot will be bleeding

and you'll probably get
animals coming around

and sniffing at it...
All right good point, okay.

Okay, I reckon I can stand.

(groans)

Oh wait, hang on, hang on.

Try that.

(groans)

Come on.

You are in so much trouble.

My foot, ah!

Who cares about your bloody foot...

(screams)

Craig!
(groans)

Watch your hand.

Tweezers.

Careful.

Okay,

I'm sorry girl.

Okay.

(hums loudly)
Got it.

Fragment of barbwire.

Probably got in her feed.

Oh, that poor thing.

Yeah, I'll get her an antibiotic shot

just to be safe.

Well done.

Yeah.

Thanks.
You're welcome.

Yeah, she complained a bit,

but I knew how to make her happy.

Eh?

What do you get for killing a vet?

Do you think they take into account that he

drove me to it?

Don't let him get to you.

How can you ignore someone so infuriating?

Easy, I'm not attracted

to him.
Neither am I.

Then why does it matter
what he's like so much?

Because he's gotta get out of the cave

and stop harassing us all,

it's my duty to other women.

The only reason he hassles you

is because you bite back.

I bite back on principle.

Now Becky, do you want to take over?

Please?

(object clatters)

(inquisitive music)

Is that yours?

Well, Meg's so busy with this wedding,

she hasn't done all the laundry

and I've run out of things to wear.

You have enough, I put a whole stack

of clean stuff in your room last night.

Nothing fits.

Oh,
that was bound to happen sooner or later.

I can't get comfortable in anything.

Look I know you don't want to hear this,
but um,

I think it's time for the S-word.

Shopping.

Come on.

(country music)

These are the rules,
no browsing, no distraction.

We get what I need,

we don't look at anything else, we go.

Yeah, but I hardly ever get to go shopping.

I told Alex we'd only be a couple of hours,

so we'd better get a move on.

Can I help you?

Uh, no thank you, Diane.

Preggers, are we?

No I'm just fat.

(laughs)

Yeah, I know.

I bet it feels like that.

My sister reckoned even
her nose put on weight.

She was the size of a house
before she dropped the bob.

Is this your entire
range of maternity wear?

Yeah, it's pretty crappy eh?

Oh you can get some good stuff in the city,
but

our boss won't stock it.

She reckons it won't sell.

She said, "Who's gonna buy this?

"Look like you're wearing a tent."

What about normal women's clothes

but in bigger sizes?

Uh, you could look over there.

Nice try, we're not browsing.

Uh, I need some pants and tops.

Oh, we got baggy jeans, um overalls.

Four of each,
where's the underwear section?

I'll show you.

If you just come and have a look,

there are some really...
(bell clangs)

gorgeous things in stretchy fabric

that I reckon would be great.

No, I got what I need, Tess.

Well what does need got to do with it?

You'll get sick of wearing
the same old thing.

What do I normally wear?

Jeans and shirts.

And what did I just get?

Exactly, so why look the way you always do?

You're pregnant!

You're different, celebrate it.

I don't care about celebrating,

I care about being comfortable.

(rings bell)

You just don't get shopping, do you?

(groans)

(grunts, groans)

Yes I made it!

Tucker!

Here, boy!

Oh, great.
Now what?

Oh, great.

Hey,
do I look like a survival expert to you?

I could die out here, you know.

(sighs)

You'll let my mum know, won't you?

I'd say she already knows you're an idiot.

Come on.

Let's get back to the shack.

Get my hat.

Right, you ready?

No.
Good, let's go.

(groans, grunts)

If you were on a desert island

and you had to choose
between taking matches

or a lilo, which would it be?

Why am I on a desert island?

It doesn't matter.

Well how did I get there?

I hate boats.

No, you're missing the point.

What you choose is meant to say something

about who you are.

Oh,
I don't understand why I'm on an island.

Difficult, argumentative.

Maybe this really does prove something.

Tess.

(inquisitive music)

Alberto?

Liz said you'd need all this stuff.

Apparently can't get too
much of this at a wedding.

It would look really nice
draped around the railing,

she reckoned.

Oh, give her an inch,
and you get yards of organza.

And these are for hanging in the trees.

Funny how a wedding brings out a new side

in people, I never realized Mrs. R

could be so generous.
Hmm, to a fault.

Hey, what happened to you?

Craig's idea of a joke.

I kill him, I know he is Jodi's friend

but I kill him!

I guess you missed lunch, you hungry?

They grabbed me this morning.

They dump me way out in the bush.

I have to walk all the way back across

the fields with my feet hobbled,
my hands tied,

these...
That old one, eh?

What is this tradition
of torturing the groom?

They're just breaking you in

for what's to come, mate.

(laughs)

You're okay now, Alberto.

(horse neighs)
I found Tucker

wandering along our boundary fence.

Well where's Jodi?

Could be Jodi on Tucker.

Right, now listen up Terry.

We'll split up and cover the whole area.

You keep heading north
through the top paddock

and then circle back to here,

you copy that?
Yeah, rightie-o.

All right, now eyes and ears everybody.

Okay Jake you go with Becky, you head east,

back 'round towards Wilgul.

Tess you go with Nick
and come 'round the back

here towards Killarney.

And me.

And we'll cut across Bald Hill into Bengal,
yeah?

Right.
Well, why don't I

go with Claire, you go with Nick?

You can come with us,
there isn't a problem.

Look we're not picking handball teams here.

Can we get a move on?

(gate jingles)

We'll follow the fence
'round the top boundary,

and you go the other way,

rightie-o?
Okay.

(sighs) She'll be fine, Alberto.

She grew up here.

She knows what you
do if you get into trouble.

Of course.

I'm only thinking of how
I will make Craig suffer.

He is the cause of all this.

(piano music)

Look, don't start.

Now what have we got here?

Lamb sandwiches, apple.

Cake.

Water.

Strawberry-flavored massage oil?

What sort of a lunch

were you gonna have?
Shut up and eat,

will you?
(foil crinkles)

So I suppose you think I'm a total wuss.

(fire crackling)

When I was little, I,

I used to lie in bed and

hear my folks fighting.

I woke up one morning and my dad was gone.

(somber music)

I hate the night.

(bang)

(exhales)
(chuckles)

Maybe we should try this road

in the other direction.

I thought the troops
might need refreshments.

Oh, beauty.

Thanks for this so much.

She'll need a hot drink when we find her.

All right.

Uh, Meg.

Oh no thanks, I'm not hungry.

She'll be doing all the
right things if she's lost,

you know, she's a very sensible girl.

I wish you were right.

Sensible isn't on Jodi's top 10.

And there's much to do for

the wedding.
You're not to worry.

I'll take care of everything,

I've got the marquee coming tomorrow.

I'll put ribbons on all the chairs.

What marquee?

Well it's one I use for parties.

It's very plain, but if we drape organza

all over...
No, no.

We won't be doing anything.

Jodi is my daughter and
we'll do things my way

so please stop taking over.

First there was the dress...

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.

I just...
Oh, I'm sorry.

Just keep getting carried away,
you're right.

It's um, it's different you know,

in a house full of men.

Dirty socks, football boots.

Always having to keep the peace.

I always wanted a daughter.

(lighthearted music)

So, if

and I mean if there is anything you need,

you just ask.

Thank you.

This.
Ah.

So, who would have thought the three of us

would end up spending a
night in the car together?

Hope Jodi's all right.

It'd be awful if she wasn't,

this close to the wedding.

Yeah,
imagine getting so close to your big moment

and then it never happens.

Yeah, imagine.

Well at least getting
lost is a better reason

to put off a wedding than...

Than having an affair, maybe?

No I wasn't gonna say that, I was gonna say

it's better than...

(sighs)

If you were on a desert island,

what would you take?

Matches or a lilo?

(gentle music)

Well, he's kind and thoughtful.

He's artistic.

He's a great cook.

He's Italian,
he's gorgeous and he adores me.

What about other people
who might not be so Italian,

but can still adore you, too?

Like who?

Come on, Jode.

We got pretty close, huh?

You remember that time in the spa?

(scoffs)

Yeah, so how come you end
up with Alberto and not me?

I mean I put in the hard yards.

Do you think it's something you earn?

What, you put in enough effort

and you deserve to get lucky?

Well...

Uh, if that's what you think Craig,

then it's no wonder I'm
marrying Alberto and not you.

Well I just mean you never
gave it a chance with me.

Gee, I wonder why.

You hid Alberto's letters,
you play stupid tricks on him...

Yeah, but that's because I like you.

I mean, I always have.

I still do.

Well like is not the same as love

and I'm getting married,

I don't think we should
be talking like this.

I'm just being straight with you.

If you can't handle it,

I reckon you're in big trouble.

(sad music)

If I wasn't sure,
I wouldn't be marrying him.

Everyone says they're
sure in the beginning.

(sighs)

Cup of tea?

Nothing, I'm too tired.

(sighs)

Don't worry, we'll find her.

I'm glad you're here.

I wouldn't be anywhere else.

No, I mean here with me.

So am I.

We got a bit lost ourselves
there for awhile, didn't we?

Not anymore.

Meg, Terry, come in.

Alberto, go ahead.

I smell smoke,
there must be a fire close by.

I'm heading east along the galley.

Okay, we're on our way.

Do you think it's her?

Yeah, fair chance.

Oh good, 'cause I'm ready to kill her

when this is over.

(fire crackling)

I'm sorry.

If you think this is a way

to get back with me,
you can just forget it.

That was all bull, wasn't it?

You being afraid of the dark?

No.

Well maybe just a little.

Craig!

(gasps) And your
parents are still together!

Hey I'm a guy.

I've got feelings, too.

Yeah, they start in your
groin and work their way up.

You dumped me.

How can you be so sure
you made the right decision?

I don't know, I just am.

You're talking about the rest of your life.

You say, "I do," that's it, forever.

How can you be so sure you
wouldn't want anyone else?

I can't, but I love Alberto too much

to ever be tempted.

Again.

Well you had the hots for me once.

That was then.

I would never let anything happen now.

Really?

Even if you met some hunky guy

and he just wanted to kiss you.

Even then.

I don't believe it.

(gentle music)

See, nothing, that proves it.

Alberto's the one.

(sniffs)

Try it again.

Jodi!

Alberto?

Jodi!
Alberto, we're in here!

Jodi, where have you been?

We've been looking for you everywhere.

Oh.

I thought something had happened to you.

I thought the same thing about you.

Oh, I love you.

I love you so much.

(somber piano music)

(birds chirping)

No new emails.

Maybe your father is out
in the desert somewhere

where there is no power to run computers.

Yeah,
and maybe he's been kidnapped by aliens.

It's obvious Alberto, he's not coming.

Cara, we have each other.

That's all that matters.

I never let you out of my sight again.

Not even for a bath?

We'll bath together.

Alex, I hope you will accept my offer

as best man at my wedding.

And Nick, second best man.

(laughs)

Well, he will be pleased to hear that.

(chuckles)

Right-o then,
better organize the bachelor night.

Oh, no.

No more of that.

You are having a party.

We have a party together.

It's not quite how bucks
and hens nights go, mate.

You ready?

Let's put Beltane through
some more cattle work,

make up for yesterday.

Right-o.

You'd better rest up for tonight, Alberto.

We've got some serious celebrating to do.

How's the ankle?

(gasps)

Nothing's broken.

Too bad.

Look mate, I'm sorry, okay?

It was a dumb trick and
I wish it never happened.

I understand.

It's tradition.

If you want to hit me or something,
I don't mind.

(dramatic music)

Well I'd better get going,

unless you need me for something else?

No.

Thanks.

I'm having a buck's night.

Oh no.

Craig won't be in that.

No, I want him to come so
there are no hard feelings.

Thanks a lot.

Excuse me.

Hey, Terry.

Um...

I just wanted to say thanks for everything.

(breathes heavily)
No probs.

I enjoy a night with your mum,

any old time.

Look um, I was wondering.

I don't think my dad's gonna be able

to make it to the wedding.

Doesn't know what he's missing out on,
does he?

(chuckles)

So uh, I was wondering,

I mean I know it's a father thing, but

I mean, only if you want to...

If you could give me away.

I'd be honored.

(chuckles)

Thanks.

Thanks.

Right.

(car starts)

See ya.

(lighthearted music)

(horse galloping)

(groans)

I need a new saddle.

Thought we were gonna have to send out

another search party for you.

Got a flat up on the ridge.

Jode okay?

Yep.

What a night, I got to sit

with Nick and Sally in a confined space

and watch every word I said.

It was lots of fun.

How's the riding?

Good.
It's the saddle.

Right.

Well I'm gonna go and die for a few hours.

Don't want to miss the hen's night tonight.

Maybe we should postpone.

No way.

I'm not gonna let a
little sleep deprivation

stop a good time.

I'd rather be in bed in my comfy PJs.

Yeah,
well that's 'cause you feel like a blimp.

But I'm gonna fix that.

(gentle piano music)

Have you got it on yet?

I knew it was a good idea.

You look fantastic.

But it shows everything.

What have you got to hide?

You look so beautiful.

It's comfy.

What do you think?

Well it's better than those pants

with the pouch in it.

I felt like a kangaroo.

(chuckles)

(crowd talking)

Could you not talk when... (gasps)

You look wonderful!

That's certainly better than the tie-dye

overalls I wore.

(laughs)

You can see that uh...

You're pregnant.

Yes, well spotted.
Yes, well spotted.

I look silly.

No you don't!

Yeah you...

You don't look like Claire,
that's for sure.

Okay.

Everyone got a drink?

Time for some games.

I got some really good ones off the net.

Okay.

Sew all these onto a
singlet and find guys to...

(laughter)

Get a sexy picture of a guy

and play pin the tail on the...

The donkey?
Donkey?

Ah, here's a good one.

Truth or dare.

(chokes) Yeah.

Tess can't we just like,

play music and talk and...

No, no no.

Let's play truth or dare.

Oh yes, it's a good idea.

All right, you go.
Well it's your idea.

Okay.

Truth.

Um...

What really happened between you and Nick?

Hi.
Hello!

Sorry we're late.

Hope I haven't missed anything.

Ah, isn't this fun.

I got Robert to make
all sorts of goodies and

I brought plenty of the good stuff.

Right.
On second thought,

let's make it a dare.

Okay.

Party games already?

I haven't been to a hen's night since um,
poof...

Must have been since my own.

(chuckles)
All right.

I dare you to ask Dave Brewer on a date.

(women exclaim)
No, no, no,

it has to be something
you can do right now.

Oh go on, do it!

Do it, I'm surprised you haven't already.

You'll make a perfect match.

Do it, do it, do it.
You can call him

or you can tell the truth.

All right.

Go, Tess!
Go, Tess!

(claps and chuckles)

(laughter)

Nick.

Yeah!

It's good, it's good.

Oh, they'll get a stripper.

What?

Stripper.

Yeah, they always have a stripper

at a hen's night.
(horseshoe clatters)

No other man is taking his clothes off

in front of my Jodi.

Oh they don't take it all off.

You reckon?
We did.

Not in front of my Jodi.

Yeah.
Yeah.

Hell mate, the whole town.

(laughs)
That's right.

What a shame.

Answering machine.

That's all right, he'll be back tomorrow

to check on the alpacas again.

So what is wrong with Dave?

Yeah, he's kind of cute.

Until he opens his mouth.

I'll ask him out so
long as he doesn't talk.

(chuckles)

(clattering)

Yeah!
Yeah!

Shocker!

So.

Tell me, Craig.

What did you and Jodi do all that time

in the shack?
(horseshoe clatters)

Um, nothing, just ate food and talked.

That's all?

Yeah, why, what'd she tell you?

So there was something else?

No.

I can't really remember.

I was in a lot of pain, you know?

Say, you want another one?

(cork pops)
(woman exclaims)

(laughter)
It was summer,

and it was in Kev's V8.

(women giggle)
Gross, mum,

I really don't need to
hear about how I got here.

I thought Kevin's car was one you lost

your virginity in.
Oh, well yeah.

No, that was, that was another time.

That was in the backseat, I was...

(women laugh)

I mean,
I don't know why we had a thing for cars,

it's so uncomfortable.

(women laugh)
Liz, your turn.

(sad music)
Truth or dare.

I never do dares.

Right, then.

I can't think of anything.

I can.

Is Alex your love child?

Oh, Claire.
No, no, no, no.

Alex has always said that
he was born eight months

after the wedding.

Only eight?

Premature.

That's what they all say.
(women giggle)

That's what I tell Harry.

So it was a shotgun wedding?

No, he didn't know.

I wanted him to marry me for love.

Not obligation.

I kissed Craig.

We know.

No, last night.

I was trying to prove why
I was marrying Alberto.

Right.

Does that make me a really bad person?

(whoosh)

I don't want you getting the wrong idea,
okay,

but Jodi and I once, almost...

And she saw me strip,
but it wasn't like a private show

and she made it very clear to me last night

that she wasn't interested in me, okay?

All she could talk about was you.

Really?
Yeah, the whole time!

So, if she said anything about the kiss,

I want you to know I totally...

Kiss?

What kiss?

Oh, she didn't tell you.

What kiss?

It was just a quick
one to prove that she...

(grunts)

(dramatic music)

First Declan, now Craig.

There really is something wrong with me,
isn't there?

No, it's normal to have doubts.

Just have to work out how serious they are.

Well did you, with dad?

Yes, of course.

Yeah and look what happened to you!

But that was later.

Things change,
we went in different directions.

Well maybe this is a sign that we will,
too.

And maybe it isn't.

Yeah, well going around kissing guys

is not a great way to start.

Okay, but you said that it was just a test.

Yeah,
well I shouldn't have to test my love,

isn't that the whole point?

Bottom line, who do you love?

Alberto, Craig, or Declan?

Alberto, of course.

Well, there you go.
There you go.

And it doesn't have to be perfect love.

It doesn't have to be love
without a shadow of a doubt

because trust me,

that will come.

You make it work, because you need it to,

because you want it to.

You kissed my fiance.

I had to hit you.

It's tradition.
Fair enough.

It meant nothing, honest.

So why do it?

To prove she loves you.

Yeah.

Alberto, she's mad about you.

You're the best man, you have to say that!

I wouldn't be giving her away

if I thought she was making a mistake.

So there's nothing to worry about.

Except that this is the second time

that she has done this!

No, no, no, no, no!

(claps)

Guys I already told the truth.

I shouldn't have to do a dare!

Yeah but you just blurted it out,

we didn't ask.

But no, I can't do that.
Okay,

you feel bad about the kiss.

This is the perfect way
to make it up to him.

There is no way I'm doing that.

A big declaration of love, go on.

Oh.
Come on!

(women exclaiming)

Look.

I'll admit, okay?

I reckon Jode's a bit all right.

Yeah, and I probably tried to get her

to kiss me okay, but she's,

she's only got eyes for you.

♪ You are my sunshine ♪

♪ My only sunshine ♪

♪ You make me happy ♪

♪ When skies are gray ♪

♪ You'll never know, dear ♪

♪ How much I love you ♪

♪ So please don't take ♪

♪ My sunshine away ♪

(men cheer and applaud)

There you go.

I'm really sorry it happened,

and I know that's what I
said about Declan and,

once is a mistake and twice,
it's not really a pattern,

it's more of a...
Jodi,

just answer me one question.

Yes, I still love you,

and I still wanna marry you,
if you'll have me.

No, no, no.

If you were on a desert island,

and you can only take one thing...

Oh, Tess' stupid riddle,

is that what you wanna know?

(smacks lips)

All right, I take matches.

And a lilo.

You can only take one.

Well you can take the other.

I'm on the island, too?

Of course.

I'm not going anywhere without you.

I'm not doing it by myself again.

From now on,
I want us to do everything together.

(chuckles)

I don't care you do crazy things.

You're still mine.

Of course I am.

(romantic music)

Oh, no, we're out of the good stuff.

This isn't too bad.

Oh.

Oh, dear.

Well after the first glass,
you don't really notice.

I might see if Nick's ready to go.

Thanks for a great party.

I won't be long, dear!

Night, Sally.
Good night.

Night, Sally.
Night.

Oh,
there is another party going on in here!

Ooh.

There you go.

(laughs)
Can I, too?

Oh.

I can't wait to see my grandchild.

You don't mind that it's not Alex's?

Oh, it will be in time.

Oh, yes.

'Cause it'll be Alex
giving the riding lessons

and Alex buying the ice creams, and

playing all the games.

First time the baby calls him daddy

his face will just light up.

Doesn't mean anything being

the real father,

no.

Oh, no I remember with Harry and Alex.

Harry and Alex?

Oh.

I think I'd better be going.

(keys jingle)
Liz?

(sighs)

I've had the most, most wonderful evening.

(gentle music)

Alex isn't Harry's son.

She didn't exactly say that.

You saw her face.

(exhales)

(door slams)

So how's the patient?

Fine.

Well I'll do a quick once over for you

and then we can check the alpaca, too.

I'll leave you to it.

(sighs)

Look I've been dared to ask you this,

so don't get the wrong idea.

Well I'll try to.

I need a date for Jodi's wedding,
do you wanna go?

Well, (laughs) all I heard was date, so

yes, the answer's yes.

Well it's a dare, not a date.

Well we can work on that.

Hey, you never answered my question

about the desert island.

Well if it's so revealing,
what would you take?

Matches or a lilo?

Neither, I'd just collect a few shells

and go back to the yacht.

What yacht, you never mentioned any yacht.

No, and you never asked.

You just assumed.

Never know what you might
be missing out on then, do ya?

(acoustic guitar music)

Brought you over another
saddle from Killarney.

Got a padded seat.

Thanks.

How's your mum this morning?

She's still in bed.

What did you girls get up to last night,
anyway?

Oh, not much.

Chewing the fat.

Now is that better?

(sighs)

No.

You don't reckon it's got anything to do

with you being pregnant?

What do you know?

Claire McLeod gets maternal.

Shut up.

Hey Claire, it's a compliment.

Suits you.

Like that um...

Like that dress you
were wearing last night.

You looked uh,

you looked amazing.

Did I?

Mm-hmm.

(slow music)

Hey, no more cracks about my riding style,
okay?

I just don't want to hurt the baby.

Right-o, glad to hear it.

I'm sure he'd let you know if you were.

She let me know all night about the salt

and vinegar chips.

(laughs)

Hey!

Yeah, we're riding.

No, we're kickin'!

She loves it!

(laughs)

You know what I reckon?

Yeah?
I'll get one of those

baby on board stickers for Eagle's bum,

what do you think?
(Claire laughs)

(upbeat music)

(thunder booms)

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