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Los Phantomas.
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Oh!
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Juan?
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Luis?
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Pablo!
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Oh...
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No, no, no, please!
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No, no, no!
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Look, there's money. Look at
all the drugs around you, man.
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We could do business. We'll get you rich!
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What are you doing? No.
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Stop doing that. No, what are you...
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No, no. Look, you got
all this money around, man.
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No, no...
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He's my kitten, Iglesias.
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Please, please.
No, don't hurt him. Please.
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No, no, no.
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That's my baby, Iglesias. No, no.
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He's a kitten, you know.
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Everybody likes baby kittens.
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Right?
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You know, it's not so bad, yeah.
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Please, no. Look, I'll go away.
I'll go away, please!
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Please, no!
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Freeze! Police!
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Drop your weapon now!
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Show me your hands now!
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On the ground. Get on the ground!
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Get on the ground now!
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Call Rell.
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Calling Rell.
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Hey, cuz!
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Oh, my gosh. You're alive, man.
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How are you? How you doing?
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Nothing makes sense anymore.
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Are you okay?
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Maisie broke up with me.
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Yes! Finally.
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Oh, buddy, I'm sorry.
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What happened? Why?
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I don't know.
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She said my life wasn't going anywhere.
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I mean, what the fuck does that even mean?
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Hey, you know what?
I'm gonna swing by right now.
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No!
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Clarence, I don't want you
to see me like this.
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I look like Apollo Creed.
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Which Rocky?
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The one where he died.
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Oh, boy. Okay. All right.
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Hang on, I'm gonna be right there, okay?
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Okay.
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Oh!
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Can I help you?
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Here you go.
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Go ahead. Drink some.
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It's just milk.
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I swear, look.
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There.
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You just drank it 'cause I drank it.
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Oh, you're so hungry.
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What?
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Okay.
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No, no, no, you need a bath.
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All right, just stay there.
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All right, we're gonna have to walk.
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Rell, it's gonna be okay.
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Now, I know you don't want to
hear this right now,
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but everything happens for a reason.
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You're right, Clarence.
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Everything does happen for a reason.
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I want you to meet
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Keanu.
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What?
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No.
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No.
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Oh, my God!
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That's the cutest cat
I've ever seen in my life.
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Hello! I'm sorry, Keanu?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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I think it means "cool breeze"
in Hawaiian.
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Honey, I'm sorry
I can't come with you guys this weekend.
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It's just I've got all that
stuff to do around the house.
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I understand, honey. It's fine.
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I got the low-flow toilet to put in.
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I just want you to do me
a little favor this weekend.
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- Yeah.
- I want you to try and relax.
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Right. Got it. Absolutely.
What do you mean?
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Well, sometimes you can be
a little wound up.
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Wound up? How am I wound up?
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You're not hearing me.
You're not hearing me.
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You spend so much time
trying to be the person
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- you think everyone wants you to be.
- Okay.
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And I just want you to be Clarence.
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Okay, great.
If that's what you want, then...
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- But, see, that's what I'm saying.
- No, no, no.
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I mean, that's what I want,
so that's what I'm gonna do.
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Deep breath. Ready?
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Just...
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Ah!
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Loosen up your shoulders.
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And what's crack-a-lacking,
beautiful people?
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Hey, Spencer.
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Hannah. A vision, as always.
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Oh, thank you.
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- Give me that.
- Okay.
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- Clarence. Give me some skin.
- Spencer.
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You got it, brother.
That's all the skin you get.
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Where's Belle?
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Oh, honey, let me get her for you. Belle!
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- Them's some pipes.
- Right.
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Our daughters just can't get
enough of each other, huh?
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I'm tellin' ya. Girls, right?
Raising girls is the best.
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- I tell ya, yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Hey. Here we go.
- Thanks.
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Hey, you know what?
Maybe when you get back,
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we can see that new
Shailene Woodley movie, huh?
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Clarence, you're embarrassing me.
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- My bad.
- She got ya. She got ya.
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- There we go. There.
- Let's do it, kids.
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Get your seatbelt on, young ladies.
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Okay. We got this.
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Oh, honey.
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Really got to go, guys.
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All right, sweetheart.
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All right. Okay.
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Uh, where's Micah?
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Oh, well, unfortunately,
my beautiful bride sends her apologies.
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She can't make it this weekend.
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She's got food poisoning.
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- Oh, no.
- Oh!
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Yeah, poor thing. She was up all night
just projectile vomiting.
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- Oh!
- And more.
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You know.
I'll spare you the gritty details.
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- Thanks.
- Oh! Oh, yeah.
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And diarrhea is what I'm talking about.
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- Right.
- Oh.
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Great. So, no Micah, then?
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No. No Micah this weekend.
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That's okay. That's okay.
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That's too bad. It's too bad. But, uh...
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- It's fine.
- Okay. Well, yeah.
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Take care.
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- And have a good time.
- We will.
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Oh, yep.
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- Bye, honey.
- Drive safe. Bye, Belle.
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Take care, guys! Have a great time!
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Ah!
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Here's kitty!
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No, you don't want to go through there.
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Look, you just want to
stay in there, okay?
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She's just found your manuscript
and you're ferocious with that.
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So, you're gonna stay right there. Yeah.
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Rell?
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Just find the space. In here!
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Hey.
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Wow, you're working again.
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What is that?
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- This is December.
- December?
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Yeah, for the calendar.
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I didn't tell you about
the calendar. Check it.
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The calendar?
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Oh!
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- Well, this is amazing.
- Thanks.
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You could make a bundle on this.
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Yeah, I know.
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I mean, I'm not gonna sell it.
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- Oh!
- It's for personal use only. And family.
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Oh, well, thank you.
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No, I wouldn't want to exploit
Keanu's cuteness like that.
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Okay.
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You have been very productive.
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- I know, right?
- Um...
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Yeah. You know what?
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This movie's in about 20 minutes.
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- Are you ready to go?
- Uh, yes, okay.
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Come here, buddy.
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Good job today, man. You did really good.
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I'm gonna put Keanu in his little nook.
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Oh, he has a nook?
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Of course he has a nook.
Everyone has a nook.
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Okay. Hey, buddy.
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House meeting.
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I'm nothing without you.
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And at the same time,
I need you to clean up
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your little area while I'm gone.
Is that cool?
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- I'll see you soon.
- Okay. Good.
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Uh, say goodbye.
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You're coming with me.
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Right, yeah, of course. I'm sorry.
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Uh, goodbye, Keanu.
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Cool.
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Now, we'll talk about it later.
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Okay. Bye. Hey.
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Get that bitch!
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Get her! Get her!
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Get her! Yeah!
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I'm psyched for this movie, man.
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Is that a photo of you and Maisie?
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Yeah. I mean, it was.
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That was amazing!
Movie of the year!
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That is, like, the best Liam Neesons movie
I've ever seen in my life.
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- Best Liam Neesons movie ever.
- Hands down.
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I'm, like, jacked up from that movie!
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- All right, settle down. Settle down.
- Whoo!
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What a way to start a weekend,
you know what I mean?
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That's good, because now,
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I've got all that "doing me"
stuff out of the way,
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and now tomorrow, I can mow the lawn,
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- I can get my bills done.
- Hey. Hey.
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You don't think that going and seeing
a Liam Neesons movie with me right now
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counts towards you doing you.
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- What? That is me doing me.
- No.
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I wanted to see that movie.
Hannah would never go see that with me.
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It's just the beginning.
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You have something else planned
for the rest of the weekend?
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We're gonna go to my house, right now.
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We're gonna smoke some weed.
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No, Rell. Hannah would...
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Will love it. Hannah will love it.
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You don't know my wife very well.
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I know her well enough
to know that she's a woman,
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and women like bad boys.
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Who are you to give me this advice?
Are you bad?
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I mean, I'm not saying I roll up,
fuckin' with my AK, poppin' fools.
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No, you're not rolling up,
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because that would require
a driver's license,
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- which you, as a grown man, do not have.
- Fair enough.
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So, there will be
no rolling up with AK's or anything else.
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But I don't have a driver's license
'cause I'm from New York City.
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NYC, baby.
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Where, yeah, the dudes
that kicked my ass...
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- Yes?
- ...were bigger than the dudes
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that kicked your ass, motherfucker.
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I'm from Detroit.
Detroit public school system.
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Impossible. Guaranteed
the guys who kicked my ass
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were twice as big and scary as
the guys who kicked your ass.
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- No way.
- Guaranteed.
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- Fine. So...
- Guaranteed.
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You have to get the last one.
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Do it. I don't care.
I'm not getting into a...
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No way.
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What makes you think
I can't handle my business?
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I've got it all on lock.
I'm good to go, drawg.
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I'm good to go, dude.
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George Michael is holding it down.
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- See, you just grooved on it.
- I'm not saying...
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You just went...
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I'm not saying it's not a good song.
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I'm saying we should be listening to this.
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What are you doing? You all right?
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What is that?
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Yeah. Roll on, po-po.
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I'm sorry, no.
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You don't get to say,
"Roll on, po-po" like that
259
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:44,512
after you just smiled
and waved to the police.
260
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,675
He ain't want none, did he?
261
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:50,833
Rell, what does that mean?
262
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,195
Oh, snap. Is it raining?
263
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,033
Well, it's LA. It'll stop in a minute.
264
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,513
So, what? You're so hardcore,
265
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,511
you're just, like,
afraid of a little rain?
266
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,432
Why is your door open?
267
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,155
Keanu.
268
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,079
Keanu!
269
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:12,955
Keanu!
270
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,558
Keanu!
271
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:19,878
Keanu!
272
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:21,840
Keanu!
273
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:23,669
Rell.
274
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,549
Rell!
275
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:29,709
I'm sorry.
276
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,035
No.
277
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:40,954
No!
278
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,588
I am so sorry, buddy.
279
00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,429
No!
280
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,416
Listen, the cops are here now.
281
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:52,856
And they're gonna take care of it. Right.
282
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:53,880
They're professional.
283
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,110
They take this kind of stuff seriously.
284
00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:58,874
Crimson Tide. Good one.
285
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,234
These are good. You take these?
286
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,716
- They're just pictures.
- Keep them.
287
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,600
Do you think there's any chance
you might find the guys who did this?
288
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:08,920
Hell no.
289
00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,991
In most burglaries,
the guys are never caught.
290
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,389
Oh, um...
291
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,757
You know, there might be a chance.
292
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,120
I wish that I could be more help.
293
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,669
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have
to take that blanket back.
294
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:24,760
Oh.
295
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,033
This sucks.
296
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,838
Are you sure he was stolen?
297
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,911
These guys don't usually take pets.
298
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:35,231
Usually they're after drugs
or something they can sell for drugs.
299
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,469
We'll keep an eye out for the cat.
300
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:39,908
Thank you very much.
301
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,593
Take care of each other.
302
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,874
See, now that's promising.
303
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,156
Maybe Keanu will come back,
or maybe he'll...
304
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:48,435
Rell?
305
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,835
Where are you going?
306
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000
Hulka's house.
307
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,513
Who is Hulka?
308
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,672
My weed dealer.
309
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,239
What?
310
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,960
You live across the way
from your weed dealer?
311
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,434
Oh, sup, sup, bro?
312
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,270
Hey, Hulka. This is my cousin, Clarence.
313
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,317
- Hello.
- Sup?
314
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,428
All right, in or out.
315
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,034
Can't leave the door open,
you know what I'm sayin'?
316
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,480
And don't fuck up all this shit.
317
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:14,999
I'm building a motorcycle.
318
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,471
So, the reason I'm here...
319
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,352
- Okay, look...
- No.
320
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,954
This is the perfect
sativa-dominant hybrid strain.
321
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:23,633
It's called Spoonie Gee.
322
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,872
Great. This is all great.
I'm not here for any of that.
323
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,720
I'm here because my place got broken into.
324
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:30,793
Oh, shit, you serious?
325
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,871
Oh, man, that suck a thick donkey ball.
326
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,792
What'd they get?
327
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,439
They got Keanu.
328
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,158
- Oh, shit. The little guy?
- Yeah.
329
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,038
Oh, fuck, man. I'm sorry, bro.
330
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,275
Okay. So...
331
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,589
Thank you.
332
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,240
I got an anti-sadness strain in here.
333
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,136
- It's called Walking on Sunshine.
- No, no. I don't care.
334
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,957
No, I'm not here for weed, man.
335
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:51,476
I'm here just to ask you
some questions. Like,
336
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:55,076
has anyone shady come by here
in the last couple of days?
337
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,911
Well, I mean... Well, um...
338
00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:01,831
You know, I run
a professional business here.
339
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,833
I never had a dissatisfied customer.
340
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,237
I don't know,
it's a real fucking quandary.
341
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:10,312
Maybe it's someone that
you're selling all of this marijuana to.
342
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:14,593
Yeah. Or maybe it was somebody who thought
they were breaking into your house?
343
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,348
Oh, yeah. Look, bro.
344
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,511
I be real with you, okay?
345
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,956
I'm so fucking high right now.
I'm not even sure you're real.
346
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,479
I'm just like, where am I?
347
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,040
Where did all these eels come from?
348
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,200
Oh, shit!
349
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:27,360
No, no, no.
350
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,635
No, no, no, no.
351
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,480
Hulka!
352
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,560
Who the fuck would want to
break into your house?
353
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:36,520
The Blips.
354
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,874
Man, the Blips.
355
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,155
The Blips?
356
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:42,830
These are the guys that were kicked out
of the Bloods and the Crips.
357
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,274
The Blips.
358
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,873
Blood-Crips, Blips.
359
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:49,032
I've started getting into
selling some heavier shit,
360
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,840
and when you're selling the heavier shit,
361
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,560
turf becomes a thing. You know?
362
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,632
And so, yeah. I mean,
the 17th Street Blips,
363
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,552
they did tell me, you know,
364
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,995
they gonna break in and "fuck my shit up."
365
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,909
But... I mean, that's not,
like, concrete proof.
366
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,509
The 17th Street Blips.
Okay, where are they?
367
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:08,720
17th Street.
368
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,233
Be specific!
369
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,392
Dude, look! I get you lost your kitty-cat,
370
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:17,314
but y'all some dumb fucks if
you think I'm gonna be a rat.
371
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,916
I ain't some punk-ass bitch
who's gonna be intimidated by y'all nerds!
372
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,399
- You...
- Nerds...
373
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,835
Yeah, that's right! You a fuckin' nerd!
374
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,880
- What you doing?
- What do you think I'm doing?
375
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,589
Oh, shit! You fucking crazy?
376
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,193
No, not my De La!
377
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:33,839
Yeah, I got your De La now, bitch.
378
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,228
Hulka? Is everything okay?
379
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,919
Mom, not now!
380
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,240
Bro, no.
381
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,157
Oh, you fuck!
382
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,360
What's this?
383
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,600
No, no, no! Not Grandmaster.
Not Grandmaster, please!
384
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,749
Tell me!
385
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,912
Okay, okay! Dude's at a strip club
called Hot Party Vixens.
386
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,315
Okay? But this dude, their leader,
387
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,948
his name is Cheddar,
and he is a bad motherfucker.
388
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,431
You don't wanna mess with him.
389
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,956
Dude, you lost your cat.
390
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,791
You lost your cat.
391
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,160
Come on, Rell.
392
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,470
We'll figure something out in the morning.
393
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,159
It's not over.
394
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,637
All right, this is the place.
395
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,597
Hot Party Vixens.
396
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,473
HPV.
397
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:16,993
That's unfortunate.
398
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,549
Check it. We're going to approach the bar.
399
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,109
Then we are going to
explain the situation.
400
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,469
- No, no, no.
- Yeah.
401
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,376
See, you're talking about
explaining the situation.
402
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:28,472
Hulka said this is a crazy
drug dealer named Cheddar.
403
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,640
So?
404
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,472
What's so scary about "Cheddar"?
405
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:32,959
Cheddar is a psychopath name.
406
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,000
You only name yourself
something adorable if you can back it up.
407
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,936
- I don't think that's a thing.
- That's a thing.
408
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,837
If you meet a guy named
Fluffy Pink Bunny Head,
409
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,149
he will stab you in the eye.
410
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,993
I'm sure that this Cheddar guy
is gonna be reasonable about money.
411
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,674
And, if need be,
we will just buy Keanu back.
412
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,671
No, no. Not like that. Come on, just...
413
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:49,840
What, this?
414
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:52,510
- Yeah, pop the collar.
- Uh...
415
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,115
- Okay?
- Yeah.
416
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,833
It's what the kids are doing.
417
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,000
Not really.
418
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,839
But okay.
419
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,713
- Ready?
- Yeah.
420
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:28,708
Wow!
421
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:32,031
God gave you one face.
Why would you change it?
422
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,235
Nope, Clarence.
423
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,992
I just don't understand that at all.
424
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,275
- No, no, no.
- No, what?
425
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,480
No, this was a bad idea.
426
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,393
Isn't your cat here?
We need to get the cat.
427
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,357
- Hey, baby.
- Hello, how do you do?
428
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,556
Oh, dear. Okay.
429
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,720
I'm, uh...
430
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,950
I'm flattered. Thank you.
431
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,160
But I am married.
432
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:50,389
No.
433
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,516
- Thank you.
- Oh...
434
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,039
You just took my wedding ring.
435
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,856
No, no, no. We're here,
we're here, you're good.
436
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:56,880
One beer, please.
437
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,354
I'll take a white wine...
438
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,056
Sir, that young lady just took
my wedding ring,
439
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,216
- so I'm wondering...
- It's all right.
440
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,073
- No, no. Clarence, Clarence, Clarence!
- Yeah.
441
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,992
You can't talk like that here.
442
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,794
- Okay?
- I can't talk like what?
443
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:12,270
You sound like Richard Pryor
doing an impression of a white guy.
444
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,915
I do not sound like Richard Pryor
doing an impression of a white guy.
445
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,696
"I do not sound like Richard Pryor
446
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,517
"doing an impression of a white guy."
447
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,750
You sound like John Ritter all the time.
448
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,514
Well, I beg to differ, nigga.
449
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,272
N-word. Went straight to the N-word.
450
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,936
- Yeah. Yeah, I did.
- It's not authentic.
451
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,416
Because that's how
real people talk, Clarence.
452
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,192
No, it is not in my experience.
453
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,096
- It's not how people talk.
- Please, please, you're wrong.
454
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,056
You understand? People understand
the historical significance of that word,
455
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,280
and that you can't just say it
456
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,936
shiftlessly with no
responsibility whatsoever.
457
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,279
Absolutely wrong. 100% wrong.
458
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,271
Listen, this is life.
459
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,271
You listen to me. You don't shush me.
460
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:46,873
You niggas in the right place?
461
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,589
Yeah, we in the right place, nigga!
462
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,030
You in the right place, nigga?
463
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,630
Who the fuck are these niggas?
464
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:55,994
Who the fuck are we?
465
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,390
Who the fuck aren't we?
466
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,154
- Oh!
- Are you trying to die today?
467
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,878
Nah.
468
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,473
We ain't trying to die today.
469
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,756
Let me break it down right quick.
470
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,956
Y'all gonna take us to Cheddar,
471
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,475
and then we can start nailin'
down the hows and whens
472
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,039
and wherefores and...
473
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,240
Whys.
474
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,789
Did I not mention the whys?
The whys, too, motherfucker.
475
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,996
- Well, look here, homeboy.
- Yeah, dude.
476
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,549
You in Bliptown now,
477
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,472
and you don't make the rules.
478
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,232
Cheddar does.
479
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,830
And you don't meet Cheddar
until you meet me.
480
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:31,508
You feel me?
481
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,798
So who the fuck are you niggas?
482
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,799
Nigga...
483
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,878
Nigga, nigga...
484
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,116
- Psst. Tell her, man.
- Nigga...
485
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,231
I'm Techtonic.
486
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,953
- Nice!
- Thank you.
487
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,909
What about you?
488
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,071
My name is Shark Tank.
489
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:57,348
Well, look here,
Techtonic and Shark Tank.
490
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,557
Cheddar is a businessman.
He don't take drop-bys.
491
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,392
You think we don't mean business?
492
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,390
And swam.
493
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,719
Why don't you search 'em, Bud?
494
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,871
Go on ahead, Bud.
495
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,191
These niggas not strapped.
496
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,794
- Come on.
- Yeah, let's come on, then.
497
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,234
What's up, motherfucker?
498
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,753
What?
499
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,078
Chill. Hey, yo, Cheddar.
500
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,157
You'll get it next time, boss.
501
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:30,149
Hi-C.
502
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,118
The fuck is this?
503
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,315
I'm Techtonic.
504
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,869
Sup, Cheddar? Finally.
505
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,110
- He's Shark...
- The king pimp himself.
506
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:40,280
Shark Tank.
507
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:44,069
Yeah, I mean, we've been looking
forward to this, dawg. Ha-ha!
508
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,959
Talkin' about the H-N-I-C.
509
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,269
My man.
510
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,594
All right.
511
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:51,829
Yeah.
512
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:55,960
You know, I got a lot of enemies
513
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:59,550
that would love to walk in this room
and put a bullet hole in old Cheddar.
514
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:01,595
Hey!
515
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,791
We ain't got no beef with you, Cheddar.
516
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,560
No? How about now, nigga?
517
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,431
That's a nice piece.
518
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,595
You should keep the safety on.
519
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,677
You know what? I get it.
520
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,193
Hi-C, what the fuck is this, huh?
521
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,999
You bring me a couple of bitch-ass niggas
as a joke, right?
522
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:26,237
- What?
- Us? Uh, no.
523
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:27,998
I'm sorry, bitch-ass niggas?
524
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:29,998
Am I right, Tech?
525
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,276
It's been a long-ass time
since we heard that.
526
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,870
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, nigga.
527
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:40,633
We killed 25 dudes this month, man.
528
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,510
So, if y'all so fuckin' real,
529
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,831
why ain't I never seent you before?
530
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:47,759
- Well...
- Oh!
531
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:49,433
That's because...
532
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:50,999
I don't know,
533
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:55,358
maybe we didn't wanna be seent.
534
00:26:58,720 --> 00:26:59,720
Wait a minute.
535
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,718
Y'all them Allentown niggas, ain't you?
536
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,154
- Us? Yes.
- Nah.
537
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,799
- Yes, Techtonic.
- Yeah, what?
538
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,712
Nigga, yes, we them Allentown niggas.
539
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,160
What the fuck is wrong with you?
540
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,200
This nigga acting like
541
00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,536
- he got amnesia up here, fucking around.
- Crazy.
542
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,596
Shit.
543
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,754
Why didn't y'all say something
earlier, man?
544
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,035
We was tryin' to stay incognito.
545
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,753
You gotta keep 'em on their toes!
546
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,232
Oh, damn.
547
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,033
Why don't y'all come over here,
have a seat so we can talk?
548
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,599
Okay, yeah.
549
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,598
You know, uh...
550
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,553
I heard how it went down
at King Diaz's church.
551
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,432
That was some cold shit.
552
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,837
You know, man, that's how we do.
553
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,389
You know, we gots to do, how we do.
554
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:51,715
Oh, damn!
555
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,496
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Don't worry about her, man.
556
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:54,520
That's Montana.
557
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,233
All right.
558
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,830
Hey, man, you know,
as much as I love snakes,
559
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,673
I think we need to go
to the bathroom real quick
560
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:03,875
and drain ours.
561
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,759
Well played, yep. That's what
we should do. Mmm-hmm.
562
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,433
Oh, look who's up from their nap.
563
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:16,875
Hey.
564
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,075
Cute cat.
565
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:23,835
Uh, yeah. This is my nigga,
New Jack, right here, man.
566
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,519
Yup. Hey, but, look,
567
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,736
before y'all go run off
and do your little tinkle...
568
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,273
Where'd you get him?
569
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,551
Seems to me,
570
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,872
no stupid-ass nigga in his right mind
571
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,474
would let a cat like that go willy-nilly.
572
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:43,960
The fuck?
573
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,390
How much you want for him?
574
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:47,954
He serious?
575
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,153
Actually, he is, man.
576
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,232
We in the market right now
for a gangsta pet, so...
577
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,955
Oh, well, he ain't for sale.
578
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,956
Everything has a price.
579
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,673
At a pet store.
580
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,474
But this ain't no motherfucking
pet store, nigga.
581
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:05,880
Well, that's a shame.
582
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:06,989
Um...
583
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,151
Thank you for sharing your time.
584
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:10,799
I said,
585
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,949
everything has its price.
586
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,070
Well, shit. I mean, damn.
587
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,435
Y'all drive a hard-ass bargain.
588
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,150
All right. Hey.
I'll be right back, pimpin'.
589
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,595
I wanna show y'all something. Come on.
590
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:33,513
Come on.
591
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:39,875
I don't know if y'all know
what we slinging these days.
592
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,668
Holy Shit.
593
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,270
Holy shit, indeed.
594
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:47,518
Nah, man.
595
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,359
That's what it's called, man. Holy Shit.
596
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,159
Only you ain't heard of it yet
because it's new.
597
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,993
And we the only ones that got it in LA.
598
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:57,949
What you're looking at
599
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,475
is a cross between PCP,
600
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,712
MDMA and DMT.
601
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:05,914
I mean...
602
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,557
One puff of this, and holy shit!
603
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:10,914
It's like you...
604
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,516
Smokin' crack with God.
605
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:21,393
So, uh, maybe y'all can accompany
these fools on a run.
606
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,393
You know, show 'em how y'all
get down over in Allentown.
607
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,151
Well, you know, actually, though, um...
608
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,276
- Like a run, run?
- Yeah.
609
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,158
You do that,
610
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:36,117
I'll give you New Jack
as a gesture of respect.
611
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,752
Wow. But, unfortunately, we...
612
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,433
Deal.
613
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,158
Deal. Y'all hear that?
614
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,072
They gonna shadow you.
615
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,240
So you make sure you listen to
every word they say
616
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:49,816
and you take it as gospel, you understand?
617
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,576
But right quick, though,
right quick, though,
618
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,715
Cheddar, seriously, man.
619
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,871
I just was thinking about
what's been going on.
620
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,355
As recently, our docket is full, nigga...
621
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,954
And at the same time, Cheddar,
622
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:04,432
if I can get a moment
to discuss with my colleague.
623
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,951
Let's go, let's go, let's go, now!
624
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,256
It doesn't have to be that hard.
625
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,936
I will not sell drugs.
I can't sell drugs, Rell.
626
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:10,960
This was your idea.
627
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,416
You were the one that wanted
to come here, man.
628
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:13,440
All right, listen.
629
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,949
You were the one who said
we were the Allentown niggas.
630
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,633
I am not breaking the law.
631
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,677
It's easy. It's easy, though. It's easy!
632
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,336
- What's easy?
- I've seen Hulka do this.
633
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,555
He just stands there. People want drugs.
634
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,792
We just feed them some
bullshit about New Jack City,
635
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,075
and we just get Keanu.
636
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,430
I'm not jeopardizing my family
by selling drugs, okay?
637
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,749
- Or...
- Or?
638
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:33,717
- Maybe you'll like it.
- What?
639
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,296
Maybe you'll like
being a bad motherfucker.
640
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:36,469
No, no.
641
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,471
- You're good at it.
- What?
642
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,279
And it's just team building.
This is what you do.
643
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,237
I don't do team building for drug rings.
644
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,469
I do it for corporate...
645
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,480
- Ever hear of corporate crime?
- That's not...
646
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,118
- Y'all ready?
- Yeah.
647
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,793
Yeah.
648
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,598
Good. Let's go.
649
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,552
You ready, Shark Tank?
650
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:55,640
Yeah.
651
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,109
I'm fuckin' ready, Techtonic.
652
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:20,839
Sup, sup?
653
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,359
Finders keepers, yo.
654
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,033
Hey, keep your distance, yo.
655
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,997
No, no, no. Know what I'm saying?
656
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,878
No, don't shut that door. No, no, no.
657
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,031
I'm about to leave, anyway, so...
658
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,279
All right, y'all.
659
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,839
Gather 'round and whatnot.
660
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,432
So, seriously, what's gonna happen now
661
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:39,710
before we get on this job,
it's time for us to all
662
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,560
get to know each other
a little bit better.
663
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,312
We gonna go in a circle, first of all,
664
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:44,873
and everyone gonna say their name
665
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,440
and then two things about yourself.
666
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:47,869
For instance.
667
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,316
My name is Shark Tank.
668
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,750
And I ran hurdles in high school.
669
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,552
And I like to hold my gun like this.
670
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,117
So, that's me.
671
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,950
I'm Techtonic.
672
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,518
- I once shot two dudes with one bullet.
- Blam.
673
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,551
And I went to a exclusive,
674
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,790
early screening of
The Blair Witch Project.
675
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,035
- You did?
- Yeah.
676
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,235
I did not know that. See?
677
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,376
That was before we even knew
if it was real or not.
678
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,550
That's right. People thought
that shit was real.
679
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,273
Go on, nigga.
680
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,148
I'm Bud.
681
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:22,270
And I got into gang bangin'
after I got stabbed by my moms.
682
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,237
I'm gonna need two things, though.
683
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,235
And my grandma.
684
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,720
Well, you know, them family reunions
get crazy sometimes, man.
685
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,108
Thanks for sharing, brother.
686
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:33,912
Whassup? I'm Trunk.
687
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,593
I got a knock-out left hook.
688
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:36,869
Mmm-hmm.
689
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:38,080
I got my name
690
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,576
because I accidentally locked
my car keys in my trunk once.
691
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,840
- It happens to the best of us, dawg.
- With a dead body.
692
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:44,634
Okay.
693
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:46,795
Yeah, well, you know,
694
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,434
Trunk is a better name than Dead Body.
695
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,998
Let's move on. What about you?
696
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,195
Yeah.
697
00:33:58,560 --> 00:33:59,879
Stitches.
698
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,069
And?
699
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,832
Two things about yourself?
700
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:08,639
Nah, nigga.
701
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,279
Okay, you know what, Shark Tank?
702
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,436
I think, in his own way,
703
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,318
Stitches did share something
about hisself.
704
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:15,993
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
705
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,310
- We should move on.
- Yeah, okay.
706
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,159
I'm Hi-C.
707
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,798
First off, uh, I don't like
niggas I don't know.
708
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,632
Second, I'm real curious
709
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:29,110
about what exactly went down
at the Diaz church massacre.
710
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:30,520
- Mmm-hmm.
- Yeah.
711
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:33,520
Okay.
712
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,194
Now we all know things about each other.
713
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,794
So, let's knock this job out real quick.
714
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,758
Was it really like the word on the street?
715
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,271
What was the word on the streets?
716
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,874
Blood bath. Hundred executions.
717
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,554
- Yeah.
- Yeah, at least 100.
718
00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:52,789
Hundred, 101.
719
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,336
And you ran up the wall
and did a back flip,
720
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,080
and came down
and was still shooting niggas.
721
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:57,360
Mmm.
722
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,351
Damn straight. Did that, too.
723
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:00,669
Well, show us.
724
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,911
- Hmm?
- Show us!
725
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,189
- The flip, hmm?
- Yeah.
726
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,320
- I think we'd all like to see that.
- Um...
727
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:13,149
All right, let me explain
somethin' to y'all real quick.
728
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,675
It ain't gonna be like you think.
729
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:19,238
Cheddar already told y'all,
we ain't here...
730
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,396
Oh!
731
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,796
Damn, nigga! You see that shit?
732
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,473
He did it. He flipped it?
733
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:28,120
He flipped it.
734
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:29,480
Bring it in right here, homie.
735
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,158
Whoo! All right!
736
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,472
It's like black Jesus up in here.
737
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,073
That's what I'm talking about.
738
00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:37,056
Oh, my God!
I just did a flip. Oh, my God!
739
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,071
Shit! That shit is crazy.
740
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:43,799
So next time we tell y'all
we did somethin',
741
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,872
take our word that we did somethin'.
742
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,718
- Now let's see you do it.
- Yeah.
743
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,233
- What?
- Sorry?
744
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,118
Your turn, nigga.
745
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,358
Only he's flippin' today.
746
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,078
Only I'm flippin' today, y'all.
747
00:35:58,240 --> 00:35:59,514
We alternate flip days.
748
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:03,150
Okay, today's the day
where I'm gonna be doin' all the flips.
749
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,958
Y'all ain't gonna see him flip today.
750
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,078
I'll flip the fuck
outta that shit tomorrow.
751
00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:09,240
Ooh, yeah!
752
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,594
Hey!
753
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,069
Let's flip the subject
and go flip some Holy Shit.
754
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,280
- Okay?
- Hells yeah, dirt.
755
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:15,856
- Let's take care of that.
- Exactly.
756
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,440
Yo, everybody won't fit into my car.
757
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,256
My brothers. My brothers.
758
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,000
Come on, just tell me
what you want from me.
759
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,435
Look, take anything. It's all yours, okay?
760
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,113
Okay? Hey, y'all like weed?
761
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,510
Just untie me, I'll go get it for you.
762
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,591
Fuck! No!
763
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,955
No! Come on! I didn't do shit!
764
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,269
I wouldn't...
765
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:35,759
Oh, shit.
766
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,598
I'm the fuckin' cat, aren't I?
767
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,796
That's what you're gonna do to me.
768
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,598
I ain't scared.
769
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,638
The cat? The cat...
770
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,074
You're looking for Keanu?
771
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:51,437
The cat's at Hot Party Vixens.
You know, that strip club downtown.
772
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,358
You guys, don't kill me.
773
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,915
I fuckin' know everything about hip-hop.
774
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,399
Yo, Shark, no disrespecting, now, man,
775
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,077
but why you drive this weak-ass van?
776
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:15,229
You wanna get caught,
go ahead, drive a little drug car.
777
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,438
But you wanna never get pulled over again,
778
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:21,480
you drive a inconspicuous family vehicle.
779
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,950
Inconspicuous, least hardcore,
780
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:28,829
motherfuckin' soccer mom,
Full House thing.
781
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,672
Where we goin' again?
782
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,360
Just head towards the Hollywood Hills.
783
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,913
I'll guide you from there.
784
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,675
Wordness to the turdness.
785
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:45,958
Here we are.
786
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:52,920
You comin'?
787
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:58,509
Nah.
788
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,873
You got this.
789
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,359
Nah. Fuck that. You comin' with.
790
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,480
Cheddar said you was gonna
show me how to do this.
791
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:05,993
Yeah, go ahead, Techtonic.
792
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,754
I'ma show these guys how to keep watch.
793
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:10,993
Thank you, Shark Tank.
794
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:12,440
You're more than welcome, nigga.
795
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,074
Come on. We gotta
get this over with, man.
796
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,311
Don't worry about it, baby.
797
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,397
Ain't no thang.
798
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,717
Ain't no thang.
799
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,712
Watch and learn.
800
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:43,077
Hi!
801
00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:12,596
Ah! Yay! You guys are here!
802
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,193
Oh, finally!
803
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,353
What's up?
804
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,119
Somebody order some drugs?
805
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,790
Yes! Oh, my God!
806
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,798
I was just telling these guys
807
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,191
about this job that I did in
Paris for a couple of months,
808
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,280
and this guy, he let me
smoke some of this stuff.
809
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,750
And I swear to God, this drug is insane.
810
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,239
And the beauty is,
811
00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:39,995
every trip is different!
812
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:43,670
Ha! Can I please see it?
813
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,116
Ooh. Backpack. Backpack.
814
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,110
Got a neat little backpack.
815
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:53,956
Yes!
816
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,310
Oh, my God, yes!
817
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,280
Come on, please, please, please! Come sit.
818
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,192
Have a drink. Sit down!
819
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,476
Sorry, we just want to see the money.
820
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,831
You see, Donnie,
821
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,958
some people don't respect the game.
822
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:16,594
What game?
823
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,108
Life!
824
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,274
Life is a fuckin' game!
825
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:22,833
And the only real question is,
826
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,878
who are the players
and who are the pieces?
827
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,190
Come on, you guys.
Let's smoke some Holy Shit.
828
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:29,549
No, no, no.
829
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:31,793
Thought I made myself clear.
830
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,598
We're not interested.
831
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:53,480
Man, fuck!
832
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,596
Let's get some tunes
goin' in this motherfucker.
833
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:56,936
- Something, man.
- Tunes, man, yeah.
834
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,837
Fuck, yeah. Let's see what we got here.
835
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,200
- I know you got some killer shit.
- Actually, no, we...
836
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,192
What? Yo.
837
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,955
Yo, Shark Tank, my nigga.
Um...
838
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:12,714
What the fuck is this?
839
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:16,757
Oh...
840
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,076
Shit, niggas!
841
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:22,515
This my shit right here!
842
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,229
This your shit?
843
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:27,276
This shit sound kinda white.
844
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,479
- White? White?
- Yeah.
845
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,154
Niggas, this is
George Michael, right here.
846
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,915
All right? This one of the greatest
recording artists of all time, man.
847
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,150
This the real OG up in here.
848
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,514
So,
849
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,599
he black, then?
850
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,069
You know, he light-skinned.
851
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:47,834
And then, he used to roll
with this nigga, Ridgeley.
852
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,000
Yeah.
853
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,993
And then, George Michael
was trying to do that solo thing, right?
854
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:53,718
And then, wham!
855
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:59,315
Then nobody never see Ridgeley ever again.
856
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,911
He killed the motherfucker?
857
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,668
Nobody
858
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:05,594
ever
859
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,348
seen
860
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,513
him
861
00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:11,278
again.
862
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:12,840
Shit.
863
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,672
I'll fuck with that nigga.
864
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,518
I'll fuck with him.
865
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,796
- Hey, hey, y'all.
- If he start that shit.
866
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,918
Wait till y'all hear
this next track, though, dirt.
867
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:23,880
You know,
868
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,395
in samurai times,
869
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:28,473
a refusal
870
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,076
to sit at a man's court
871
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:34,198
was considered a profound
insult to his honor.
872
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,916
Ha! I'm just fucking with you!
873
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,792
You should have seen your face.
874
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,198
Oh, my God.
875
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,476
Oh, that was amazing.
876
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:49,800
Mmm.
877
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:51,913
Crazy.
878
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,149
Whoo!
879
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,514
The man asked for the money.
880
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:57,829
Yeah.
881
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,678
Rachel, get the bag.
882
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:03,520
I'm not your slave.
883
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:05,312
Get the fucking bag!
884
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,200
Ooh!
885
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,958
I loved you in
The House Bunny, by the way.
886
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,231
- Thank you, man.
- Yeah. Yeah.
887
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,231
You know this chick?
888
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,111
It's Anna Faris, the actress.
889
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:25,674
She's in movies?
890
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:28,712
Lost in Translation?
891
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:31,356
Chipwrecked? The Squeakquel?
892
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:33,949
Scary Movie?
893
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,633
Oh... You in that movie?
894
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:37,751
Scary Movie 1, 2, 3 and 4.
895
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,592
Not 5. Too old.
896
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:40,800
Hmm.
897
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,638
But, enough! Enough! Enough!
898
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,917
No more Hollywood talk.
I'm so sick of this bullshit.
899
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,714
- Yeah.
- All I care about
900
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:50,999
is truth.
901
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,279
Or dare.
902
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:57,999
Truth or dare!
903
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,478
Yo, that chorus
do kick in nice, though.
904
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,710
It does, don't it? Yeah, yeah. I mean,
905
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,836
y'all hear the father figure part, right?
906
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:14,189
Because, my man right here,
907
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:17,477
he didn't have his own
positive male role model in his life.
908
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:18,834
So...
909
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Damn!
910
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,513
Yo, I never knew my daddy.
911
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:23,312
- Really?
- No.
912
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,710
Man, George Michael the shit, man!
913
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,672
- Right, dawg?
- Right on, man.
914
00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,108
Love that man.
915
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,590
Truth.
916
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,439
What is
917
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:07,831
the dirtiest, most fucked-up
thing you've ever done?
918
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:10,440
Mmm...
919
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,797
You know, you don't have to...
920
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:16,952
This dude cheated on my sister
and I cut his dick off.
921
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,957
Oh... Uh...
922
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,472
Fuck, yeah!
923
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:25,996
That is the kind of shit
you should get paid for.
924
00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:28,039
Thank you.
925
00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:30,470
Okay, your turn, same question.
926
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:34,711
Most fucked-up?
927
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,388
I once cut two dicks off.
928
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,070
Yeah, that's right.
929
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:47,839
They didn't even see it coming.
930
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,000
Snuck up on them.
931
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,230
Got real close.
932
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,311
One of them was long, thin, pointy,
like a pencil.
933
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,872
The other one was short, girthy.
934
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,671
Had a little bit of heft to it.
935
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:09,036
Got up in there lickety-split,
snip, snip, yeah.
936
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,632
I took them, too.
937
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:16,395
So, yeah, I'm a motherfuckin' dick-taker.
938
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:25,357
300 for the dick-taker.
939
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:28,555
Okay.
940
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,952
- So, Allentown...
- What? Nigga, fuck, what? Nigga.
941
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:36,536
Tell me about it, man. Was it crazy?
942
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:37,560
Surely should have been.
943
00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:38,720
Was it...
944
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,519
Hells bells, hold on
to your shells, nigga.
945
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:43,671
Shit was crazy, shit was crazy.
946
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:47,230
We was just dodging bullets
on a everyday basis.
947
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,391
You know, just for survival.
948
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,589
But, you know, the thing
about me and Techtonic,
949
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:54,557
is our communication skills.
950
00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:57,280
That's the backbone of our teamwork.
951
00:46:58,080 --> 00:46:59,991
- You feel me?
- Yeah.
952
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:01,354
I get that.
953
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:02,748
All right.
954
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:05,833
- You know what?
- Mmm.
955
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,874
I never told y'all niggas how I got this.
956
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:15,112
A kid stabbed me
'cause I stole his Ring Pop.
957
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:17,998
That's awful, man.
958
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,673
How old were you?
959
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:20,909
Twenty-three.
960
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,914
Oh. Okay. Well...
961
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,192
Yeah, thank you for sharing, though.
962
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,913
That felt good.
963
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:29,873
I got one, too. Check it out.
964
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:31,120
Okay, yeah. Let's see that.
965
00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:32,275
Buckshot.
966
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:34,473
Holding up a liquor store.
967
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:35,834
Oh, man.
968
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,557
And then he shot you, man. That's crazy.
969
00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:42,280
Nah, actually, it made the news,
970
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,829
and when I got back to my
grandmamma house, she shot me.
971
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,656
Okay, you know, you need to spend
a little less time with your family.
972
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,079
I'm gonna advise that.
973
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:50,840
- Hell, yeah.
- So, what you got?
974
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:53,269
- Me? Oh, okay, let me, um...
- Yeah, yeah.
975
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,269
Come on, man.
You got a bunch of shit, man.
976
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,080
- Here it is.
- You ain't gotta be modest.
977
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,193
A damn-ass street fight.
978
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,594
Appendix.
979
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,115
Blam...
980
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,440
Your appendix?
981
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,431
- They took it out of my body.
- What?
982
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:11,993
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
983
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:13,713
Y'all don't even want to hear about
984
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,711
what went down with my wisdom teeth.
985
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,199
- Shit.
- Damn.
986
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:18,955
Truth or dare?
987
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:20,320
Dare.
988
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,357
Why would you choose dare?
989
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:23,794
Hmm...
990
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,269
I dare you
991
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:31,029
to shoot your friend.
992
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:34,435
You jokin'.
993
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:35,959
She's jokin'.
994
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:39,353
You know she's jokin', right?
995
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:40,754
I'm not joking.
996
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,276
That's $10,000.
997
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,000
What?
998
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:48,195
Hey.
999
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,435
Show us what it looks like
1000
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:56,830
to see a man's brains explode.
1001
00:48:58,440 --> 00:48:59,634
Hey.
1002
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,316
Fuck it! He ain't my friend.
1003
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,199
Hey! Fuck. Yo, Hi-C!
1004
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,114
Don't let white girl tear us apart, Hi-C.
1005
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,800
This is fuckin' black-on-black violence.
This is how it happens.
1006
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:15,118
Don't fuckin'
let Anna Faris tear us apart!
1007
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:18,192
Yes, come on.
Show us what death looks like.
1008
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,112
Come on.
1009
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,869
Do it. Do it, do it, do it.
1010
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:25,553
Do it, do it, do it.
1011
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:27,278
Do it, do it.
1012
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:28,560
Do it!
1013
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:30,154
Fuck that!
1014
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:32,159
The fuck is wrong with you?
1015
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:33,509
Get it, then!
1016
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,550
- What?
- Get the cash, motherfucker!
1017
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,435
You broke my nose!
1018
00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:43,039
Look, look, look!
1019
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,235
You fucking peasant!
1020
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:53,674
Crazy bitch!
1021
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:58,320
Bring your ass here, little Wendy!
1022
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:01,953
Come on. Let's go!
1023
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,835
Move!
1024
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,433
Get in the back!
1025
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:39,195
Move it!
1026
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:42,713
Drive!
1027
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:44,472
I gotta start the car.
1028
00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:47,593
You good?
1029
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:52,399
Come on. Drive!
1030
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:55,158
I said drive, motherfucker!
1031
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:56,536
I'm going, I'm going.
1032
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:58,120
- Seat belts and shit!
- Come on, y'all.
1033
00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:01,310
What the fuck is y'all singing?
1034
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:02,674
George Michael.
1035
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,868
Shit, don't break the goddamn van.
1036
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,916
- Oh, Stitches!
- No, no.
1037
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:16,672
You ain't gonna hit nobody.
1038
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:17,880
Oh, there it goes!
1039
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:19,234
We still got this party shit
1040
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:20,816
- goin' on later or what?
- Yeah.
1041
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:21,976
We're going
downstairs in a second.
1042
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,120
Don't even worry about that.
1043
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,120
About time you passed that shit, eh?
1044
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:26,536
Here's the thing, man. I was, like...
1045
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:29,199
Just say some... Yeah, dawg?
1046
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:32,638
Shark Tank, can I catch
your ear for a second?
1047
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,153
All right, dawg!
1048
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:36,112
To be continued, y'all.
1049
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:37,673
All right.
1050
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,671
- I'll be right back.
- Okay, Stitches.
1051
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,718
Nah!
1052
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:43,776
I gotta tell you, man,
1053
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:46,837
I'm having an amazing time,
and these are not bad people.
1054
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,190
Clarence, Clarence, they're bad people.
1055
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:50,616
- No, no...
- They're very, very bad.
1056
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,136
Okay. They're drug dealers,
and I get all of that...
1057
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:53,479
Listen to me. Listen to me.
1058
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,216
- In the mansion, earlier...
- Yeah, yeah.
1059
00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:56,673
Hey! Shark!
1060
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,677
Shark Tank! Come here!
1061
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:00,552
Shut the fuck up, nigga.
1062
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:02,678
Dumb motherfucker.
1063
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:04,696
Okay. We'll just have
a couple more drinks,
1064
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:06,800
and then we'll just go see
where Cheddar's at, right?
1065
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:08,998
I never get to go out. I never go out.
1066
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:10,720
I am doing something that Hannah asked.
1067
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:12,034
This is for my marriage.
1068
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:13,952
These drinks are for my marriage.
1069
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:15,714
Thank you. Thank you so much.
1070
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,189
I cannot tell you how much
I appreciate that. All right.
1071
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:19,536
Shark, you better hurry up!
1072
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:20,680
Listen up, niggas.
1073
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:23,075
We about to be out this motherfucker.
1074
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:24,708
- Oh!
- You good?
1075
00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:31,631
You got me on that one.
1076
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:35,559
You good, though?
1077
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,512
Yeah, I'm good.
1078
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:42,238
You good?
1079
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,232
Yeah. I'm good.
1080
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,909
Shit got crazy back there, huh?
1081
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:54,475
You ain't never seen
nobody get killed before?
1082
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:56,756
Me?
1083
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:59,388
Yeah, I've seen people get killed before,
1084
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:00,754
by me.
1085
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:05,910
I was just trying to say that,
usually in Allentown,
1086
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,913
we handle our business
a little bit more professionally.
1087
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:11,590
Mmm-hmm. Okay.
1088
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:17,954
You, uh...
1089
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:20,471
You ever think about gettin' out the game?
1090
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:22,395
No.
1091
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:25,792
That's a shame.
1092
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:30,872
I would imagine that
it's a tough job for a woman to be here.
1093
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:34,868
Not that you can't,
1094
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,474
because a woman can do
anything a man can do, but...
1095
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:38,834
Yeah.
1096
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:40,880
You think if I get out the game,
1097
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:43,354
niggas gonna stop thinkin'
they own bitches?
1098
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:46,792
Well, I'm not like that.
1099
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:49,629
You're not?
1100
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:50,949
Nah.
1101
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:55,550
I bet you, out there somewhere
1102
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:59,396
there's a non-gangster motherfucker
1103
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:02,471
that'd be real lucky to have you.
1104
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:04,839
I mean...
1105
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:08,671
You look kind of like
1106
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,151
the female lion in The Lion King.
1107
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:13,355
Nala.
1108
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:14,736
That's crazy that you say that,
1109
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:16,296
because it's, like, my favorite cartoon.
1110
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:18,311
- Really?
- Yeah, and I'm a Leo.
1111
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:19,760
That's crazy how you knew that.
1112
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,472
You must be psychic or somethin'.
1113
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:23,551
Wow.
1114
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,868
You don't want to get mixed up
with a dude like me.
1115
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:32,712
I'm a wanderer.
1116
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:33,949
Oh, you gay.
1117
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,673
- No.
- Yeah.
1118
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:37,558
Why you think I'm gay, though?
1119
00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:39,199
I'm just messing with you, man.
1120
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:40,873
I know you not gay.
1121
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:43,198
How do you know?
1122
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:45,237
I could tell you like girls.
1123
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:47,989
Good.
1124
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:51,509
I wanna thank you for earlier.
1125
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:53,349
Really?
1126
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:56,591
Like, for what?
1127
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,159
For helping me kill those people.
1128
00:54:58,320 --> 00:54:59,514
Yeah. Well, I...
1129
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:02,194
No. No. I...
1130
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:03,760
I ain't help you kill them people.
1131
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:05,512
You did that on your own.
1132
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:07,432
It's kind of like we killed them together.
1133
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:12,879
Nah, I think it's more like
you murdered them on your own.
1134
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:16,597
Mmm. But I couldn't have
done it without you.
1135
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:21,439
Agree to disagree with that one.
1136
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:23,511
We killed them together.
1137
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,431
Well, legally speaking,
1138
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:29,112
I did not help you.
1139
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:32,229
Mmm...
1140
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:34,749
You all right?
1141
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:35,920
I didn't...
1142
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:37,749
You was kind of close.
1143
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:39,035
Yeah.
1144
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,115
Got my trick knee.
1145
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:42,936
Why don't we go ahead
and finish this downstairs?
1146
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:44,837
Mmm-hmm. You wanna... I go first.
1147
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,035
Yeah. Go on.
1148
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:48,280
Come on, y'all.
Let's go to this party, man.
1149
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:49,856
- Hell, yeah.
- You heard her, y'all.
1150
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,916
Niggas is in here caking and shit.
1151
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:36,470
Allentown!
1152
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:39,639
Whoo!
1153
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:46,119
Excuse me. Can I come
through here for a second?
1154
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:47,838
Excuse me!
1155
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,194
- Hey!
- Hey, hey!
1156
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:53,472
We said one drink!
1157
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:55,671
Hey, but we're turning it out, man!
1158
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:58,035
It's not "turn out," it's "turn up"!
1159
00:56:58,200 --> 00:56:59,952
And it's time to turn down, man!
1160
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,519
Oh, hey, hey, hey!
1161
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:03,875
Okay. I see what's going on.
1162
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:06,190
You're just mad
because they like Shark Tank
1163
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:07,719
more than they like Techtonic!
1164
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,154
What? No, no!
1165
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,316
I'm sorry.
I just have a lot of personality.
1166
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:12,936
I don't know what to tell you, brother.
1167
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:14,791
- What?
- What?
1168
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:17,235
First of all, I don't care
1169
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,391
if they like Shark Tank
more than Techtonic.
1170
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:21,039
They're murderers!
1171
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:22,680
All right.
1172
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,159
Second of all, no, they don't!
1173
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:25,548
Yo, Tank!
1174
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:27,714
What up?
1175
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:29,194
Nah!
1176
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:32,835
Yo, nigga, you aight?
1177
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,036
Word to Big Bird I'm aight, dawg. Blam!
1178
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:36,200
Aight, man.
1179
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:37,873
Hey, Stitches, man.
1180
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,713
Let me show you how we
smoke weed in Allentown.
1181
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:48,919
Aight.
1182
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:51,594
That's my boy, right there.
He know how to do it right.
1183
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,716
- Yo, Shark Tank!
- Yeah, dawg?
1184
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:56,075
Your turn, my nigga!
1185
00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:58,879
Well, you know,
1186
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:01,713
I'm more one of them
pipe-smokin' niggas, you know.
1187
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:03,074
You say a pipe?
1188
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:04,240
- Thank God.
- Yeah.
1189
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:06,914
Thank you so much, sir. Thank you. Yeah.
1190
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:08,115
Here we go.
1191
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,240
Yeah.
1192
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:14,231
Gonna heat it up. Heat it on up.
1193
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:17,229
Ooh. It's gonna be delicious.
1194
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:21,392
Yeah.
1195
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:25,195
Yo, I almost forgot.
1196
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:26,833
Just got this done out back.
1197
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:28,871
Oh...
1198
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:30,709
- Shit!
- Shit!
1199
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:33,599
That's actually the best tattoo
I've ever seen in my life!
1200
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:34,976
Me, too, man. Me, too.
1201
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,319
You want some, dawg?
1202
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:39,598
Nah. I don't fuck with that Holy Shit.
1203
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:40,829
Yo, you all right?
1204
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:44,273
- Hey, man.
- Help him!
1205
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:47,629
- Holy shit!
- Holy shit!
1206
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,279
Holy shit.
1207
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,431
Shit!
1208
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:52,715
Holy shit!
1209
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:54,440
All right. You doin' all right, right?
1210
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:56,833
Holy shit.
1211
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,309
I think maybe we should go,
like, lay down somewhere.
1212
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:07,394
Yo, nigga, you floatin'!
1213
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:33,878
Am I in Heaven?
1214
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,797
You're George Michael.
1215
00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:59,630
You're George Michael, man.
1216
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:03,998
No. That's my favorite fucking song.
1217
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:14,320
That's it. I like when you do that...
1218
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:16,396
That thing. That leg thing. That's my jam.
1219
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:23,715
Oh, no, I can't.
There's no way I can spin.
1220
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:25,393
No, I can't do it.
1221
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:27,079
What? Oh... There it is.
1222
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:31,233
Oh, it's so good.
1223
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:38,352
George.
1224
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:39,999
I have faith.
1225
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:44,553
Hello?
1226
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:50,669
Oh.
1227
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:53,070
Hello, Clarence. It's me,
1228
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:54,549
Keanu.
1229
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:55,720
Meow.
1230
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:57,114
Wait.
1231
01:00:58,200 --> 01:00:59,235
Are you...
1232
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:02,508
Keanu Reeves?
1233
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:03,955
Yeah.
1234
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:06,236
I'm your spirit teacher.
1235
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:08,994
People can't be excellent to you
1236
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:12,550
unless you're being excellent to yourself.
1237
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:14,560
I don't understand. What does that mean?
1238
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:15,709
Clarence,
1239
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:17,871
it's time to wake up.
1240
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:22,830
Where you go from there
is a choice I leave to you.
1241
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:25,430
Oh. Right.
1242
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:27,158
The Matrix.
1243
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,834
Dude, all you need to remember is...
1244
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:35,070
Oh...
1245
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:37,194
I get it.
1246
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:56,520
Oh, let me get a picture...
1247
01:01:57,760 --> 01:01:58,954
Hannah!
1248
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:00,155
Hi!
1249
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:01,800
Hannah! Baby.
1250
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:02,960
Hi, baby.
1251
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:04,997
Oh, I miss you so much, baby.
1252
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:06,354
How are you?
1253
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:07,988
Not good.
1254
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:09,428
Wait, where are you?
1255
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:12,110
Oh, God. Oh... Huh?
1256
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:14,077
What? No. I'm just out with Rell.
1257
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:15,309
I'm doing me!
1258
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:17,630
- Are you at a club?
- Yeah.
1259
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:20,519
In fact, it's of the strip club variety,
1260
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:22,398
and I've never done that,
1261
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:25,632
and I'm just having some
really rugged fun, you know?
1262
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:29,037
So, you're at a strip club
having rugged fun.
1263
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:30,997
Yeah. No, it's not like that.
1264
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:33,799
It's not about the degrading
of women or anything.
1265
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:35,678
I'm here for a very specific reason.
1266
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:38,070
And... No, that didn't sound right.
1267
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:39,275
I'm sorry.
1268
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,000
It's complicated.
1269
01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:42,336
I'll explain it to you tomorrow.
1270
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:43,800
But it's all good. It's nothing bad.
1271
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:45,677
Okay. Okay. Whatever.
1272
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:46,840
But, baby...
1273
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,036
This is what you said you wanted, right?
1274
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:50,673
You said to have fun.
1275
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:52,320
Whatever, Clarence. Whatever.
1276
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:55,312
I just didn't think that
being in a strip club was your thing.
1277
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:57,994
Yeah, well, you know... Shit. I mean...
1278
01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:00,196
What'd you think my idea
of fun was, right?
1279
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,555
It ain't like my fuckin'
lifestyle is some secret.
1280
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:04,676
Why are you talking to me like that?
1281
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:06,552
- See about it, then.
- What?
1282
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:08,480
I said, why are you
talking to me like that?
1283
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:10,715
I've never heard you
talk to me like that before.
1284
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:13,075
I mean... I talk like that sometimes.
1285
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:15,071
Yeah. All right. Okay.
1286
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:16,673
Wait, what's wrong?
1287
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:18,398
This is what you asked for, right?
1288
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:21,034
Fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine.
1289
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:22,376
I didn't want to ruin your weekend.
1290
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:23,400
I just want you to know
1291
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:25,676
that Spencer's been
a little inappropriate,
1292
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:28,673
and I'm coming home tomorrow morning
instead of tomorrow night.
1293
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:30,912
Inappropriate?
1294
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:34,597
Spencer was inappropriate how?
1295
01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:36,640
Let's just say
he made me uncomfortable.
1296
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:38,551
I can't get into it right now.
1297
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:40,233
Baby, I gotta go.
1298
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:42,550
You better behave yourself, too. Bye.
1299
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:44,056
No, Hannah, please
don't hang up the phone.
1300
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:45,776
Can you just explain to me
what's going on right now?
1301
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:47,279
Hannah!
1302
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:48,759
Hannah!
1303
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:50,558
Yo, this party is crazy!
1304
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:52,800
Oh.
1305
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:55,318
Hey.
1306
01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:57,789
You aight?
1307
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:00,033
Yeah, nigga. Yeah.
1308
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:02,236
You know, just side bitch.
1309
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:03,915
Word, uh...
1310
01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:07,078
Well, Cheddar wants to holla at you.
1311
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:08,508
Cool, yeah.
1312
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,750
I'll let him know you're coming.
1313
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:18,113
So, uh...
1314
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:21,752
Hi-C tells me
y'all some bad motherfuckers.
1315
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:24,554
Even taught my goons some new tricks.
1316
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:29,309
Yeah, we taught them
how we do things in Allentown.
1317
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:31,199
Yeah, well, um...
1318
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:34,193
I got a big exchange tomorrow. I need you.
1319
01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:36,954
Help keep shit 100.
You know what I'm saying?
1320
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:38,678
After that,
1321
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:41,794
- New Jack here is yours.
- Um...
1322
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:46,469
I think we'd prefer to stick
to the original arrangement.
1323
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:47,959
You know what I'm saying?
1324
01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:50,479
Okay, I see.
1325
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:52,913
Driving up the price.
1326
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:55,630
Okay, 10 G's plus New Jack.
1327
01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:57,875
Nah.
1328
01:04:58,280 --> 01:04:59,429
Cheddar.
1329
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,199
We just want the cat.
1330
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:04,672
Shark Tank and I,
we getting a little sleepy.
1331
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:06,440
Sleepy?
1332
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:09,478
Hell, yeah, nigga, we sleepy.
1333
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:12,516
And when them Allentown niggas get tired,
1334
01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:14,278
we gotta catch some Z's,
1335
01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:17,193
or else Allentown niggas get cranky.
1336
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:20,235
20.
1337
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:23,153
Straight up.
1338
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:26,437
Now, I know y'all ain't
gonna turn down 20 G's.
1339
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:28,035
I mean, shit.
1340
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:31,192
That's a lot of money even by
Allentown standards, right?
1341
01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:32,880
Well...
1342
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:35,634
Let me tell you about Allentown standards.
1343
01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:39,949
By Allentown standards,
1344
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:41,718
when a nigga make a deal,
1345
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:45,395
a nigga make a goddamn deal.
1346
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:46,955
Ooh... Shark...
1347
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:49,554
And didn't nobody say nothing
1348
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:52,518
about no exchange tomorrow.
1349
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:56,278
So, let me tell you
how it's gonna go down.
1350
01:05:57,240 --> 01:06:00,073
You gonna give us our goddamn cat,
1351
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:04,074
and we gonna be on our
goddamn way, Spencer!
1352
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:05,514
Uh, Cheddar.
1353
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:11,749
Take pimpin' upstairs
to the office for me.
1354
01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:14,753
- Give him some of that catnip he like.
- Mmm-hmm.
1355
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:20,034
You know, um,
1356
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:23,318
maybe, just maybe,
1357
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,755
just take a little time
to think about my offer.
1358
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:27,837
We don't need time. We need...
1359
01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:29,075
Time is good.
1360
01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:31,231
We need some time. You need some time.
1361
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:33,197
We'll take some. You take some.
1362
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:36,397
You do it here. We'll do it over here.
1363
01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:40,397
- What are you doing?
- What am I doing?
1364
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:42,056
This motherfucker trying to side wind us.
1365
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:43,376
What the fuck are you doing, Tech?
1366
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:45,755
I'm not Tech. I'm not Tech.
I'm Rell. Clarence.
1367
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:47,592
Well, I was staying in character.
1368
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:50,558
What are you, Daniel Day-Lewis
all of a sudden? Come on, man!
1369
01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:52,597
Look, I spoke to Hannah on the phone,
1370
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:55,320
- and she said that Spencer did something.
- What?
1371
01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:57,040
She wouldn't tell me, man. She hung up!
1372
01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:58,080
Okay...
1373
01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:00,953
It can't be that bad if she didn't say.
1374
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:05,477
You almost got us killed, man, okay?
1375
01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:07,278
Look, Keanu needs you.
1376
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:09,795
I need you. I need you.
1377
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:12,949
- Okay?
- Yeah.
1378
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:14,269
Okay. Then come on.
1379
01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:15,589
Okay. I'm good. I'm good.
1380
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:17,791
All right. Let's get Keanu.
Let's get out of here.
1381
01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:18,995
Yes.
1382
01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:31,671
Watch the door. Keanu!
1383
01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:33,348
Keanu!
1384
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:39,638
I said I was gonna take care of you.
1385
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:41,952
And I failed.
1386
01:07:42,840 --> 01:07:44,558
But I'm here now.
1387
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:46,949
Get that off you.
1388
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:48,798
I'm here for you, buddy.
1389
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:50,399
I love you.
1390
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:55,069
Okay.
1391
01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:57,072
All right, go, go, go. Just walk.
1392
01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:58,798
I see. I get it now,
1393
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:00,296
because when I stand up for myself,
1394
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:01,816
that means I'm standing up
for Hannah and Belle,
1395
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:03,016
and when I don't stand up for myself,
1396
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:04,200
I'm not standing up for them.
1397
01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:07,001
Clarence, you can keep on talking,
but just know, I think we just won.
1398
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:08,520
Oh.
1399
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:10,159
Oh, my gosh, you're right.
1400
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:11,720
Gosh, that was so weird, wasn't it?
1401
01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:13,560
I mean, we just walked right out of there.
1402
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:28,428
Biscuits.
1403
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:34,029
Hey, buddy.
1404
01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:35,269
Hey.
1405
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:45,353
Oh... Fuck me.
1406
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:46,589
What?
1407
01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:48,393
Oh, you know what?
1408
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:50,136
Guess you don't know who you messing with
1409
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:52,628
because you being
crazy disrespectful right now.
1410
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:55,951
Hey! If you fucking touch
one hair on my cat's head,
1411
01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:57,155
I will kill you!
1412
01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:00,394
- Help!
- Never mind.
1413
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:03,239
Okay, yes, yes.
1414
01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:05,536
Putting them down. Putting the guns down.
1415
01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:07,016
Yes, that's good.
Yes, thank you, thank you!
1416
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:08,075
- Hey.
- Thank you.
1417
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:11,552
- They like Keanu.
- That's good.
1418
01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:13,870
We do, too.
We like Keanu as well.
1419
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:15,718
Everybody here seems to like Keanu,
1420
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:18,229
so we can agree on that, right, guys?
1421
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:20,152
Hey, we're fun dudes. We're friends!
1422
01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:22,550
Please!
What do you want from us?
1423
01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:24,591
- Oh, God!
- Oh, fuck.
1424
01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:26,233
Oh, my God. Are those tiny penises?
1425
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:27,435
No!
1426
01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:30,154
Please, Lord, let those be fingers.
1427
01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:32,096
They're fucking fingers, man.
They're fucking fingers.
1428
01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:33,440
Oh, my God!
1429
01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:38,832
Hey! Listen, if you let us go,
1430
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,416
I might be able to get you visitor passes
1431
01:09:40,440 --> 01:09:42,670
to a meeting of the Senate
Foreign Relations Committee
1432
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:44,096
if they're not in a closed session!
1433
01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:45,120
Oh, my gosh!
1434
01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:50,595
That just worked.
1435
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:53,274
I don't fucking know how that worked.
1436
01:09:53,440 --> 01:09:54,936
I have a friend.
I have a friend.
1437
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:56,936
A friend of mine went to grade
school with the speechwriter
1438
01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:58,996
for John Kerry, a former
presidential candidate.
1439
01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:00,600
Oh, my God. I think this is working.
1440
01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:02,159
- No.
- Why would this be working?
1441
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:05,869
I think that they
are going to murder us to death!
1442
01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:07,240
Oh, my God!
1443
01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:09,351
Lord save me now, please!
1444
01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:10,953
Oh, fuck.
1445
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:15,840
Keanu.
1446
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,950
No! What is that one?
1447
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:24,315
- Why are you doing this?
- Buddy...
1448
01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:26,816
Gentlemen, please,
why can't we just talk about this?
1449
01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:27,955
Can't we just...
1450
01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:29,280
Okay, ready?
1451
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:30,456
Just take a deep breath...
1452
01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:31,480
Get that bitch!
1453
01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:34,508
Get that bitch!
1454
01:10:35,480 --> 01:10:37,516
Get that bitch.
1455
01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:39,238
Yeah, get that bitch!
1456
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:43,518
Get that, bitch!
1457
01:10:45,320 --> 01:10:46,992
No, not the fucking knife.
1458
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:48,195
Man.
1459
01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:49,509
I'm saying...
1460
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:50,914
I don't know what I'm saying.
1461
01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:53,992
I don't know... Wait, wait, wait.
I think we're gonna need more time.
1462
01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:55,376
Just give us a little bit more time.
1463
01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:57,675
Sir, I'm begging you, please.
1464
01:10:57,840 --> 01:10:59,736
Think about, dig in to
yourselves, into your souls.
1465
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:01,830
Why would you have to
do something like this?
1466
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:03,000
Please, no.
1467
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:04,479
Oh, God. Oh, God.
1468
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:06,228
Oh, my God.
1469
01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:10,992
I got you!
1470
01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:13,077
Yes!
1471
01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:15,679
Yes! Yes! Oh, God, yes!
1472
01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:17,512
Yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, Rell.
1473
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:19,160
- Back up!
- Thank you, God, for this!
1474
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:20,519
Back up!
1475
01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:22,477
Okay. Yes. We gotcha!
1476
01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:24,676
Fucking got you, motherfucker!
1477
01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:26,996
Just don't move, all right?
1478
01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:29,390
We're gonna take our cat,
and we're gonna be on our way!
1479
01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:30,993
- If you don't mind.
- Keanu!
1480
01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:32,195
- Keanu!
- Keanu!
1481
01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:33,909
Keanu!
1482
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:35,879
Keanu!
1483
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:37,712
Drop the fucking... Hey, back up!
1484
01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:39,677
What are you doing? Stop moving forward!
1485
01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:40,875
Stop walking!
1486
01:11:41,040 --> 01:11:42,216
Stop walking toward us!
1487
01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:43,389
Stay right there!
1488
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:44,816
Why are you walking toward us?
1489
01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:46,040
Why are you walking toward us?
1490
01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:47,758
Hey, knock it off! Knock it off!
1491
01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:50,275
We will fire these guns and
shoot bullets into your body.
1492
01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:52,510
Count of three.
We gotta fucking shoot them.
1493
01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:54,557
I can't shoot them!
I will not kill somebody.
1494
01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:56,480
- Clarence, we gotta do it!
- I cannot do it!
1495
01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:57,595
Okay, one...
1496
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:09,229
I said the count of three.
1497
01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:10,515
I know. I'm sorry.
1498
01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:12,576
- I said the count of three.
- I heard you say...
1499
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:14,113
- Yeah.
- I heard it. Oh, my God!
1500
01:12:14,280 --> 01:12:15,599
We've killed people!
1501
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:16,988
Why "we"?
1502
01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:18,388
Why "we"? No, you did it!
1503
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:20,040
- What, no!
- I didn't shoot anybody.
1504
01:12:32,440 --> 01:12:33,714
Okay.
1505
01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:35,520
Okay, we just murdered those people.
1506
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:36,880
- That's okay. All right.
- Okay.
1507
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:39,753
- We should go. We should go.
- Ah...
1508
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:41,319
Keanu!
1509
01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:42,920
Here, kitty, kitty!
1510
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,194
Oh, God.
1511
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:45,952
Uh... Kitty, kitty!
1512
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:48,273
Keanu!
1513
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:07,676
Thought y'all motherfuckers was dead.
1514
01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:10,710
Didn't say goodbye or nothing.
1515
01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:12,711
Oh, and my cat, New Jack?
1516
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:15,997
The one I would never give up
to two niggas like y'all?
1517
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:17,758
He was gone, too.
1518
01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:20,036
And now I see that you are, in fact,
1519
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:22,794
holding that nigga New Jack as we speak.
1520
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:24,228
Hi-C,
1521
01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:26,073
get my cat.
1522
01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:33,998
Hey, hey, you two!
1523
01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:35,920
What's that?
1524
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:37,149
That?
1525
01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:39,998
That's just a nigga in the trunk, man.
1526
01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:41,593
What you think?
1527
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:43,536
Because that's
how we roll, motherfucker.
1528
01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:44,595
That's our car.
1529
01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:46,671
We be putting niggas
in this trunk all the time.
1530
01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:48,990
This the last day this
motherfucker's alive, man.
1531
01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:50,336
Oh, shit! Don't kill me!
1532
01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:51,793
- Oh, shit.
- What?
1533
01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:52,995
Oh, Rell!
1534
01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:54,673
Rell's cousin! Fuck!
1535
01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:56,068
Make sure you got your keys.
1536
01:13:56,280 --> 01:13:57,474
Here's the deal, man.
1537
01:13:57,640 --> 01:13:59,676
This nigga right here? He stole your cat.
1538
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:00,840
That's him.
1539
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,638
We just got your cat back for you.
1540
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:04,119
That is a hurtful lie!
1541
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:05,280
Yo, Cheddar.
1542
01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:06,440
That's Hulka.
1543
01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:09,000
That's whose apartment that Trunk and Bud
stole the cat from.
1544
01:14:09,120 --> 01:14:10,600
He probably tryin' to steal him back.
1545
01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:12,576
Yo, it wasn't my place!
It was their place!
1546
01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:13,896
- There you go.
- That's what happened.
1547
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:15,800
Your girl know what's up.
1548
01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:17,280
Give me the keys. Give me the keys.
1549
01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:18,998
You don't need to...
1550
01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:20,640
Cheddar. Look,
1551
01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:21,936
I don't even know if you remember this.
1552
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:24,030
I met you at the club once. Hulka. Hulka.
1553
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:25,200
Look, come on, man...
1554
01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:26,360
Kill this motherfucker.
1555
01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:28,676
- What? No! Come on, man!
- Kill him?
1556
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:31,149
Like, end his life so
the motherfucker expires?
1557
01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:32,679
Take the soul out of his body?
1558
01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:34,560
But we can't do that,
and I'll tell you why.
1559
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:35,959
Because we don't have a gun.
1560
01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:37,560
- We ain't got no guns.
- That's why.
1561
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:38,709
This...
1562
01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:43,436
- Thank you.
- Appreciate it.
1563
01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:45,216
- Thanks for the gun.
- I really appreciate it.
1564
01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:47,376
You looking out, and that's why
I respect you, Cheddar.
1565
01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:50,358
That was
efficient as fuck. Um...
1566
01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:53,392
Hey, you know what, Techtonic?
1567
01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:54,913
What's that?
1568
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:57,353
Do the honors, dawg.
1569
01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:01,078
You one considerate motherfucker.
1570
01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:03,470
- I do what I can, dirt.
- Just do it!
1571
01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:05,798
No, no, please don't!
1572
01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:07,936
Don't kill me. Don't shoot me!
I don't want to die.
1573
01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:09,871
Come on, I just want to build motorcycles,
1574
01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:12,395
and be a stunt man in my spare time, yo!
1575
01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:14,596
Oh, God, I didn't want this.
1576
01:15:14,840 --> 01:15:16,512
Rell, Rell.
1577
01:15:17,160 --> 01:15:18,275
Come on, bro.
1578
01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:21,674
Fucking do it.
1579
01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:24,475
Can't do it!
1580
01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:29,954
And you have many more guns than I do.
1581
01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:31,872
So, I give you this one.
1582
01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:33,519
Y'all ain't from fuckin' Allentown.
1583
01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:34,829
Fuckin' knew it.
1584
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:36,399
In a sense,
1585
01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:38,755
aren't we all from Allentown?
1586
01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:42,435
George Michael is
a real nigga, though, right?
1587
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:44,631
He's not black. I lied about that.
1588
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:46,120
He is not black, and I apologize.
1589
01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:47,160
Nah!
1590
01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:49,151
And he probably
had a fuckin' father figure
1591
01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:50,719
the whole fuckin' time.
1592
01:15:52,160 --> 01:15:53,718
I can't speak to that.
1593
01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:55,056
I don't know the man personally.
1594
01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:56,593
Bitch, shut the fuck up!
1595
01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:57,875
You don't get to talk!
1596
01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:00,312
Y'all talk too damn much.
1597
01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:03,478
- I don't talk that much.
- What?
1598
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:05,434
Take this nigga out.
1599
01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:06,919
No! Please!
1600
01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:08,960
Not in front of us.
Please, not in front of us.
1601
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:10,635
Oh.
1602
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:13,519
Just taking me out from the trunk?
Oh, thank you.
1603
01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:15,508
And put him in our trunk.
1604
01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:16,999
Aw, man.
1605
01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:18,195
Okay. Okay.
1606
01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:20,136
Well, anything better
than being shot, you heard?
1607
01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:22,833
Right? Oh, I stand corrected! No, no, no!
1608
01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:24,993
No, no, no!
1609
01:16:28,040 --> 01:16:29,234
No, no, no!
1610
01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:31,152
Oh, this is fucking gross!
1611
01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:32,912
Oh, this is fuckin'...
1612
01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:37,816
Motherfucker!
1613
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:39,956
- So, my name is Rell.
- And I am Clarence.
1614
01:16:40,120 --> 01:16:41,235
Look.
1615
01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:43,197
You two morons is coming with us.
1616
01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:46,670
Allentown or not, y'all gonna
be my Allentown niggas today.
1617
01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:51,235
You do anything stupid,
and you're fuckin' dead.
1618
01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:52,640
- Okay.
- Yep.
1619
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:54,360
That goes without saying at this point.
1620
01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:56,038
That gun is so close to my head.
1621
01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:57,713
Is that necessary?
1622
01:17:34,160 --> 01:17:36,594
Welcome to my home, guys. How you doing?
1623
01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:40,036
Anything? Beer, wine, liquor, girls?
1624
01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:41,235
Videogames?
1625
01:17:43,280 --> 01:17:44,315
No?
1626
01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:46,512
Bacon Diaz.
1627
01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:49,239
I heard you had a baller crib,
1628
01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:52,631
but this is practically
Neverland fuckin' Ranch out here.
1629
01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:55,470
Thank you. Thanks.
1630
01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:57,710
Who the fuck is...
1631
01:17:57,880 --> 01:17:59,074
That's them.
1632
01:17:59,240 --> 01:18:00,309
That's them?
1633
01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:02,311
The Allentown niggas.
1634
01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:04,399
Los Phantomas?
1635
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:07,428
Yep. They the ones
that killed your cousin.
1636
01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:10,471
And we here to collect the bounty.
1637
01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:11,675
Wait...
1638
01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:14,070
No fuckin' way these guys
could be the Phantomas, man.
1639
01:18:14,240 --> 01:18:15,593
They're like shadows, man.
1640
01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:17,955
They're like the boogeyman
and shit, you know?
1641
01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:19,439
- No, you're right.
- Good eye.
1642
01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:21,716
But what happened was
I was trying to get my cat.
1643
01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:23,896
- That's his cat.
- And his name is Keanu.
1644
01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:25,056
It's this cat right there!
1645
01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:26,752
Iglesias?
1646
01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:29,276
That's my cousin's cat.
1647
01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:31,040
They took him?
1648
01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:32,474
Who? Who?
1649
01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:34,216
Oh, shit.
Somebody's getting an ass whippin'.
1650
01:18:34,240 --> 01:18:36,231
- Let's go. Come on!
- Yeah!
1651
01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:38,114
God damn right, they had him.
1652
01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:39,633
- We did not have him.
- No.
1653
01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:41,480
No, no, no. There's no way, sir.
1654
01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:43,240
That cat just was found on his doorstep.
1655
01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:44,560
That cat's name is Keanu.
1656
01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:46,416
- I know because I named him.
- And has been his for months.
1657
01:18:46,440 --> 01:18:47,760
It's too much of a coincidence...
1658
01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:49,588
So, it was them?
1659
01:18:49,760 --> 01:18:51,159
Shit, yeah, it was them.
1660
01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:52,833
No! No, it was not us.
1661
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:54,558
Do we got a deal or what?
1662
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:03,000
Deal.
1663
01:19:03,160 --> 01:19:04,160
Deal. Why is it a deal?
1664
01:19:04,320 --> 01:19:06,280
Don't make the deal,
because we're not those guys.
1665
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:07,515
Show them.
1666
01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:09,153
Give me a second before I kill you.
1667
01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:11,675
Oh, God!
1668
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:13,034
Come on, man!
1669
01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:15,549
Why is everybody being hasty?
1670
01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:17,119
Get Iglesias.
1671
01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:20,678
Whoa. Wait a minute.
1672
01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:22,796
I was thinking I would hold on to the cat.
1673
01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:25,711
Okay. See, there's a problem with that,
1674
01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:28,997
because Iglesias belongs to my family.
1675
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:30,554
I wanna give him to my aunt,
1676
01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:32,656
so she can have something
to remember my cousin by.
1677
01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:33,680
You know?
1678
01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:35,910
So, that's non-negotiable.
1679
01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:38,192
Deal breaker.
1680
01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:39,908
Deal breaker.
1681
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:41,354
Don't think too long, kid.
1682
01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:43,238
Don't think too long.
1683
01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:47,358
Aight, Papi.
1684
01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:51,433
Look here, man.
1685
01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:54,633
Oh, God.
1686
01:19:56,920 --> 01:19:58,114
Bottom line is...
1687
01:19:58,280 --> 01:19:59,349
Light this bitch up!
1688
01:20:27,040 --> 01:20:28,439
Stitches!
1689
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:30,399
You need help?
1690
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:32,118
Nah!
1691
01:20:34,560 --> 01:20:36,232
Rell, Rell! Look, look!
1692
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:37,799
They're communicating.
1693
01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:39,680
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out!
1694
01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:41,358
I got you!
1695
01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:52,955
Awesome!
1696
01:20:53,120 --> 01:20:54,917
I know. Yeah. Oh.
1697
01:21:01,600 --> 01:21:02,715
Hi-C!
1698
01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:08,872
Get the damn cat!
1699
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:11,797
- Get the damn cat!
- Fuck!
1700
01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:21,589
No, Rell! Whoa!
1701
01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:24,750
Hey! You will die!
1702
01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:26,592
Then get my back.
1703
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:19,513
Don't tell me you just tried to flip,
1704
01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:21,238
'cause you flopped, stupid!
1705
01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:22,515
Give me the cat.
1706
01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:24,193
- Give me the cat.
- No! Keanu!
1707
01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:25,360
Come on, Iglesias.
1708
01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:26,555
Who's going home?
1709
01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:28,631
Going home, home...
1710
01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:30,633
Rell... No! Why!
1711
01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:33,400
He's got Keanu!
1712
01:22:33,880 --> 01:22:35,154
Where'd he go?
1713
01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:36,389
Let's go.
1714
01:22:37,040 --> 01:22:39,076
I got you, Iglesias. Here we go. Okay.
1715
01:22:39,240 --> 01:22:40,600
Manny, open the car. Open the car.
1716
01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:42,075
I got Iglesias.
1717
01:22:42,720 --> 01:22:43,720
Go, go, go.
1718
01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:45,080
Where are you going?
1719
01:22:45,160 --> 01:22:46,878
- Your house!
- My house?
1720
01:22:48,640 --> 01:22:50,039
What are you doing?
1721
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,069
What? Rell!
1722
01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:54,549
Rell, you can't drive!
1723
01:22:56,080 --> 01:22:57,832
Unbelievable. What...
1724
01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:18,079
- I'll shoot you!
- Oh, fuck!
1725
01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:20,231
You ain't gonna fuckin' shoot the driver!
1726
01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:21,674
What are you doing?
1727
01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:22,875
Oh, shit!
1728
01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:24,598
Yeah, motherfucker!
1729
01:23:24,760 --> 01:23:25,909
Oh, fuck! Look out!
1730
01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:27,832
I don't even know how to fuckin' drive!
1731
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:31,592
I'm coming, Rell!
1732
01:23:31,920 --> 01:23:33,194
Oh, fuck!
1733
01:23:33,400 --> 01:23:35,197
Why did I grab a stick shift?
1734
01:23:37,640 --> 01:23:38,755
Whoa...
1735
01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:46,275
Oh, shit!
1736
01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:48,955
Fuck, yeah!
1737
01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:50,120
Oh, shit!
1738
01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:53,749
Oh...
1739
01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:55,473
Sorry! I'm sorry.
1740
01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:58,309
Oh, my God!
1741
01:23:58,840 --> 01:23:59,840
Okay, here he is.
1742
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:01,672
You're not getting away from me!
1743
01:24:01,840 --> 01:24:03,796
Red light! Coming through the red light!
1744
01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:07,269
Yo!
1745
01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:11,069
Whoo!
1746
01:24:11,240 --> 01:24:12,992
Oh, my God, Rell! What are you doing?
1747
01:24:13,160 --> 01:24:14,354
Right now. Turn around.
1748
01:24:15,840 --> 01:24:16,955
Shit!
1749
01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:21,476
Fuck!
1750
01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:23,154
You okay, Keanu?
1751
01:24:27,560 --> 01:24:29,755
Why are we going through red lights?
I'm sorry! Sorry!
1752
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:37,151
I can't fuckin' hear
what you're saying, bro!
1753
01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:39,632
Listen to me!
1754
01:24:40,440 --> 01:24:41,953
Oh, shit!
1755
01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:46,920
Oh!
1756
01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:50,152
That fuckin' hurts!
1757
01:24:50,320 --> 01:24:51,320
Okay, okay.
1758
01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:56,160
Keanu!
1759
01:24:56,680 --> 01:24:58,159
Come here.
1760
01:24:58,360 --> 01:24:59,873
Come here, Keanu.
1761
01:25:00,040 --> 01:25:01,837
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
1762
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:04,513
- You come here!
- Fuck!
1763
01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:06,477
I'ma punch you in the head.
1764
01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:18,429
Ah...
1765
01:25:20,920 --> 01:25:21,920
Oh...
1766
01:25:22,080 --> 01:25:24,150
- Yes! Yes!
- Get him off me!
1767
01:25:24,320 --> 01:25:26,311
Get that bitch, Keanu!
1768
01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:31,029
Oh, shit!
1769
01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:34,795
Oh!
1770
01:25:51,720 --> 01:25:52,869
Oh...
1771
01:25:53,840 --> 01:25:55,239
Fuck.
1772
01:26:02,560 --> 01:26:03,754
Fuck.
1773
01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:07,760
Oh...
1774
01:26:08,880 --> 01:26:10,359
Keanu!
1775
01:26:11,880 --> 01:26:13,233
Oh, man.
1776
01:26:18,160 --> 01:26:19,434
Of course you're alive.
1777
01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:23,269
What?
1778
01:26:23,440 --> 01:26:25,795
You got a-fuckin'-nother gun in your ass?
1779
01:26:25,960 --> 01:26:27,234
What?
1780
01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:30,915
Shit!
1781
01:26:31,120 --> 01:26:34,874
Who the fuck taught you how to drive,
you bad-driving bitch?
1782
01:26:35,320 --> 01:26:36,912
I don't drive.
1783
01:26:39,800 --> 01:26:41,119
He does.
1784
01:26:43,440 --> 01:26:45,749
- Oh...
- Whoo!
1785
01:26:48,480 --> 01:26:51,153
- That's my cousin!
- I got him!
1786
01:26:51,320 --> 01:26:53,629
Clarence, you did it, man!
Fuck, you did it, cuz!
1787
01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:55,279
That was so fuckin' badass!
1788
01:26:55,480 --> 01:26:56,629
Oh, thanks, man.
1789
01:26:56,800 --> 01:26:59,109
- I can't find Keanu!
- Keanu! Shit!
1790
01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:00,635
God, ow.
1791
01:27:00,800 --> 01:27:02,631
What the fuck is wrong with you?
1792
01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:05,155
Trying to kill me with my kid's car!
1793
01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:07,239
No.
1794
01:27:07,760 --> 01:27:09,910
I'm unkillable.
1795
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:20,228
What the fuck?
1796
01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:24,356
Blips was supposed to run this game, man.
1797
01:27:24,520 --> 01:27:26,033
We supposed to own this city.
1798
01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:28,839
And y'all fuckin' ruined it.
Y'all fucked everything up.
1799
01:27:29,360 --> 01:27:30,634
I lost my money.
1800
01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:32,677
I lost my cat.
1801
01:27:33,440 --> 01:27:34,793
I still gotta get mines, though.
1802
01:27:34,960 --> 01:27:36,154
The only way I know how.
1803
01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:37,673
Cheddar!
1804
01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:39,269
You're under arrest.
1805
01:27:40,280 --> 01:27:42,157
What?
1806
01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:44,398
Bitch, you ain't no fuckin' cop.
1807
01:27:44,560 --> 01:27:45,834
Oh, yes, I am a fuckin' cop.
1808
01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:47,718
Put your weapon down.
1809
01:27:52,040 --> 01:27:53,155
Now drop your weapons!
1810
01:27:53,640 --> 01:27:54,834
Trunk, drop it.
1811
01:27:56,160 --> 01:27:57,354
On the ground?
1812
01:27:57,520 --> 01:27:59,511
Yes, motherfucker, on the ground.
1813
01:27:59,880 --> 01:28:01,029
Stitches,
1814
01:28:01,400 --> 01:28:02,515
drop it.
1815
01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:03,874
Yeah.
1816
01:28:06,360 --> 01:28:07,395
Bud.
1817
01:28:08,080 --> 01:28:09,877
Not you, C.
1818
01:28:11,080 --> 01:28:12,877
You gonna kill me?
1819
01:28:14,360 --> 01:28:16,874
All this Bliptown family shit?
1820
01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:18,359
It's over.
1821
01:28:26,080 --> 01:28:27,513
Cheddar, you're under arrest.
1822
01:28:27,680 --> 01:28:29,352
Put your hands up.
1823
01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:33,551
I will shoot you.
1824
01:28:36,880 --> 01:28:38,996
Don't turn your back on me.
1825
01:28:40,880 --> 01:28:42,074
Fuck you, bitch!
1826
01:28:50,640 --> 01:28:51,755
Get your hands up!
1827
01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:53,751
- I'm a cop!
- Hands up!
1828
01:28:53,920 --> 01:28:55,399
- I'm a cop!
- Get on the ground!
1829
01:28:55,600 --> 01:28:57,216
Get on your knees.
Hands behind your head.
1830
01:28:57,240 --> 01:28:59,231
- Let me see 'em!
- Now!
1831
01:28:59,600 --> 01:29:00,953
On your knees!
1832
01:29:01,120 --> 01:29:02,473
Now! On your knees!
1833
01:29:12,760 --> 01:29:14,273
Keanu!
1834
01:29:20,600 --> 01:29:21,919
Go get him, Rell.
1835
01:29:22,120 --> 01:29:23,997
It's me. You all right?
1836
01:29:24,160 --> 01:29:26,037
Are you hurt? Are you hurt?
1837
01:29:32,320 --> 01:29:33,548
I love you.
1838
01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:36,558
We're gonna go home.
1839
01:29:39,280 --> 01:29:41,669
All right. We're good. We're gonna go.
1840
01:29:47,400 --> 01:29:48,400
What?
1841
01:29:48,560 --> 01:29:50,600
- Wait, no. Stay in the car!
- Why? What's going on?
1842
01:29:50,640 --> 01:29:53,000
Because there's a bunch
of dead people out here, that's why.
1843
01:29:54,320 --> 01:29:57,118
- Honey! You punched him in the face!
- Yeah.
1844
01:29:57,280 --> 01:29:58,400
You punched him in the face.
1845
01:29:58,520 --> 01:30:00,112
I need you to fuck me right now.
1846
01:30:00,280 --> 01:30:01,838
Okay. Stay in the car!
1847
01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:03,996
Right now. Stay in the car.
1848
01:30:04,160 --> 01:30:05,229
Oh, yes!
1849
01:30:14,160 --> 01:30:15,960
Well, this was a fuckin' mess.
1850
01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:17,149
Tell me about it.
1851
01:30:17,320 --> 01:30:18,833
Hey, I know you need this back.
1852
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:20,274
He's keepin' his.
1853
01:30:20,440 --> 01:30:22,112
- Rell.
- You're doing good work.
1854
01:30:22,280 --> 01:30:24,510
We need to talk about
a few things before you go.
1855
01:30:24,680 --> 01:30:26,496
But first let me introduce you
to Officer Galloway
1856
01:30:26,520 --> 01:30:27,839
and Officer Dunn.
1857
01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:29,433
Oh, snap!
1858
01:30:29,880 --> 01:30:31,632
Right. You're alive.
1859
01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:33,677
- Sorry about that.
- Yeah.
1860
01:30:33,840 --> 01:30:35,751
I had a fantastic time.
1861
01:30:36,240 --> 01:30:37,240
That's weird.
1862
01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:38,628
Mmm-hmm.
1863
01:30:38,840 --> 01:30:40,840
- What about Anna Faris?
- Well, she's still alive.
1864
01:30:40,920 --> 01:30:43,195
We hire celebrities all the time
to help us with cases.
1865
01:30:43,360 --> 01:30:45,157
Like Shaq or Steven Seagal.
1866
01:30:45,320 --> 01:30:46,833
No shit.
1867
01:30:47,040 --> 01:30:50,715
I'm gonna let you two
talk about that other thing.
1868
01:30:50,920 --> 01:30:52,035
Mmm.
1869
01:30:54,760 --> 01:30:56,478
"That other thing"?
1870
01:30:56,920 --> 01:30:58,911
Ooh. I like the sound of that.
1871
01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:03,710
So, what, do you need me for some kind of
top-secret mission or something?
1872
01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:06,792
No. No top-secret missions goin' on.
1873
01:31:06,960 --> 01:31:08,996
But we need to talk about your behavior.
1874
01:31:10,040 --> 01:31:11,712
You know I just wanted my cat back.
1875
01:31:11,880 --> 01:31:13,518
I know. And you got him.
1876
01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:15,432
Keanu's a cutie.
1877
01:31:17,360 --> 01:31:18,713
Damn, Hi-C.
1878
01:31:18,880 --> 01:31:20,871
Parker. Trina Parker.
1879
01:31:21,400 --> 01:31:22,992
Trina Parker.
1880
01:31:25,240 --> 01:31:26,559
I kind of liked Hi-C.
1881
01:31:26,720 --> 01:31:28,711
Well, she kind of liked you, too.
1882
01:31:31,120 --> 01:31:32,951
Well... Ow.
1883
01:31:34,920 --> 01:31:36,433
Maybe we should go somewhere.
1884
01:31:38,760 --> 01:31:40,557
Maybe we should.
1885
01:31:40,760 --> 01:31:42,398
Right to jail.
1886
01:31:42,960 --> 01:31:44,439
Whoa...
1887
01:31:45,240 --> 01:31:46,309
Mmm-hmm.
1888
01:31:46,560 --> 01:31:48,118
That makes sense.
1889
01:31:48,280 --> 01:31:50,350
Broke a lot of laws, probably.
1890
01:31:50,560 --> 01:31:52,915
Don't worry. I'll testify on your behalf.
1891
01:31:53,080 --> 01:31:55,116
- Watch him for me?
- I will.
1892
01:31:56,200 --> 01:31:57,269
And just remember, Rell.
1893
01:31:57,440 --> 01:31:59,078
There's consequences to your actions.
1894
01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:00,280
Hey.
1895
01:32:00,440 --> 01:32:02,192
There's consequences to your actions
1896
01:32:02,360 --> 01:32:05,113
because you gonna be
in trouble in a second.
1897
01:32:05,280 --> 01:32:06,429
- Oh, yeah?
- Hold up. Yeah.
1898
01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:08,272
I'm gonna take you on a date.
1899
01:32:08,440 --> 01:32:10,237
- Okay.
- Ow. I'm shot in the leg. Ow!
1900
01:32:10,400 --> 01:32:11,958
Ow, ow, ow!
1901
01:32:12,320 --> 01:32:14,231
You ready to go, Keanu?
1902
01:32:16,480 --> 01:32:17,993
You're a cutie.
1903
01:32:18,160 --> 01:32:20,799
I can see why he did all of that for you.
1904
01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:29,950
Help!
1905
01:32:30,120 --> 01:32:31,155
Help me!
1906
01:32:31,640 --> 01:32:32,789
Help me!
1907
01:32:33,120 --> 01:32:34,235
Oh, thank God.
1908
01:32:34,440 --> 01:32:36,112
Yo, kill it! Kill it!
1909
01:32:36,320 --> 01:32:38,914
It hurts so bad, you don't even know.
1910
01:32:44,280 --> 01:32:46,316
Hasn't even
been that bad, really.
1911
01:32:46,480 --> 01:32:48,296
Clarence and I, having killed
the Allentown brothers
1912
01:32:48,320 --> 01:32:51,471
has us kind of lookin' like
crime heroes or somethin'.
1913
01:32:51,640 --> 01:32:53,710
We don't even have to
change our voice or anything.
1914
01:32:54,960 --> 01:32:57,110
Mostly it's just good to see you.
1915
01:32:57,600 --> 01:32:58,828
I love you, Keanu.
1916
01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:03,296
How much longer?
1917
01:33:03,320 --> 01:33:05,311
Three more weeks, baby.
That's it. 21 days.
1918
01:33:06,640 --> 01:33:07,920
And what are you gonna do to me?
1919
01:33:07,960 --> 01:33:10,280
I'm gonna take this moustache
and I'm just gonna go like...
1920
01:33:10,360 --> 01:33:11,839
Gonna rub it all over your neck.
1921
01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:13,256
- Moustache in here...
- I'm gonna put my 'stache
1922
01:33:13,280 --> 01:33:14,600
right in there. I'm just gonna...
1923
01:33:15,960 --> 01:33:17,393
Hey! Quit poundin' on the glass.
1924
01:33:17,560 --> 01:33:19,357
I'm sorry, sir. I apologize.
1925
01:33:19,520 --> 01:33:21,795
That's my wife, though.
That was a love pound.
1926
01:33:26,400 --> 01:33:28,197
- Hey.
- Hey.
1927
01:33:28,560 --> 01:33:29,788
Thanks for watching him.
1928
01:33:29,960 --> 01:33:31,029
No problem.
1929
01:33:31,240 --> 01:33:33,151
He's like one of the family.
1930
01:33:33,720 --> 01:33:36,154
I do have some news for you, though.
1931
01:33:36,320 --> 01:33:37,594
What?
1932
01:33:37,760 --> 01:33:39,796
I took Keanu to the vet.
1933
01:33:41,880 --> 01:33:43,518
He has a rare disease.
1934
01:33:44,160 --> 01:33:45,388
Oh, no.
1935
01:33:46,720 --> 01:33:49,029
He's gonna be a kitten forever.
1936
01:34:12,280 --> 01:34:14,350
What's going on, motherfuckers?
1937
01:34:15,120 --> 01:34:18,112
Okay. Let's do this.
Let's hold this shit down, guys.
1938
01:34:18,280 --> 01:34:20,350
I'm not fuckin' around.
1939
01:34:20,520 --> 01:34:22,988
You say somethin'?
1939
01:34:23,305 --> 01:34:29,745
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