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[Quill sighs] I have
never been so glad
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to see a giant,
severed head in all my life.
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Got that right, Quill.
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Bad enough the whole galaxy
thought we were dead.
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Now the d'ast Nova Corps is
trying to make it happen for real.
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Which might have something to
do with the fact that Nova Prime
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has been replaced
by an evil robot.
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Welcome, Peter Quill Who
Is Also Called Star-Lord.
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It is good to be seeing
you mostly in one piece.
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You wouldn't believe the
week we're having, Cosmo.
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Cosmo believe,
because Cosmo read Guardians' minds.
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But please not to worry.
Guardians are safe
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from no-goodniks here in Knowhere.
[beeping]
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Would these "no-goodniks"
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include the woman currently
attempting to break into our ship?
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[Gamora] Quill, Rocket,
shake her off, now!
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[growls] [engine sputtering]
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We're trying,
Gamora, but somebody
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decided to improve the controls
when they repaired the ship!
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[beeps]
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And why the flarg did
you install these lights?
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I am Groot.
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Great. Now,
if the crazy lady breaks in,
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we can offer her a nice suntan!
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[Guardians yell]
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Groot, which one is the
"save our butts" button?
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[grunting]
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[grunts] [beeps]
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Uh, Cosmo, good news.
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We are definitely gonna
make it to the hangar.
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Bad news: we are
definitely gonna crash.
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Okay, everybody hang on. I'm gonna try to
steer us a path far away from civilians.
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[Rocket] Yeah.
How's that working out for ya?
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[sighs] [Quill] Seriously?
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Well, we shook off
the mystery intruder,
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the ship's in one piece...
Mostly...
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And no one got hurt.
I'm calling this a win.
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Says the guy who don't
gotta fix nothin'.
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We're not in the clear yet.
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Personal cloaking technology
doesn't come cheap,
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which means that intruder
is definitely coming back.
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Relax. That's what we have
a psychic Russian dog for.
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Hey, Cosmo,
you think you could be a good boy
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and help us figure out
who's trying to destroy us?
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[Cosmo] Many, many peoples
wants to destroy Guardians.
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Come to Continuum Cortex and
Cosmo will help narrow down, yeah?
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[chattering]
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[Gamora] Stick together and
don't draw any attention.
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Anyone here could be
a rat for Nova Prime.
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Metaphorical rat.
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Ah.
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[chattering continues]
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I am Groooot.
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Ah! You lost your button-pushing
privileges back on the ship.
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I am Groot!
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Oh, flarg.
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Uh, hey, guys?
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I hate to break it to ya, but the
intruder we lost ain't stayin' lost.
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She's right behind us.
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Then let's deal with her while
we have the element of surprise.
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I am Groot!
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[grunts] Now!
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[grunting]
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[yells, grunts]
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[grunts, groans] [yells]
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Trust me,
you don't wanna do this.
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[Quill] Thing is,
we don't trust you.
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[grunts]
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So we do wanna do this.
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Groot!
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I am Groot.
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Groot! No!
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[grunts]
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[Guardians grunting]
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[blows landing]
[Guardians grunting]
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[singsongy] I am Groot.
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[moans]
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And the lady behind
cloak number one is...
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An Asgardian Valkyrie?
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This day just got
infinitely worse.
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Incorrect.
It was always this bad.
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We were simply unaware of it.
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Ignorance is bliss.
And right now,
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so is a point-blank
blaster shot.
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Whoa! Guys!
Did I miss something?
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Asgardians are our friends.
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Valkyries aren't
anyone's friends.
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They're Asgard's
most lethal warriors.
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A handful of them can
destroy entire planets.
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There are worlds where
even seeing a Valkyrie
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is considered an omen
of complete destruction.
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[Rocket] So,
what kind of omen is it
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when one of them
grabs you by the leg?!
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[Guardians grunt, yell]
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You, here, now!
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Yeah, no, thanks. Gotta go!
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[panting] [object shatters]
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Sorry! I'll pay for that!
I mean, I won't, but...
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[grunting]
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[bystanders murmuring]
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[object shatters]
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Oh! Hey, that's a good deal.
[yells] [clattering]
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[sighs] Guys, I'm pretty sure I lost
her, so you're welcome.
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[yells]
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J'Que?
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Aw, co... Listen,
I can't deal with my tab right now.
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I've got bigger things to
worry about than units.
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Oh, this ain't about units, Quill.
[whimpers]
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What? Since when?
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Whoa! [Grunts]
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Wait a minute,
suddenly buff person with anger issues.
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[growling] J'Que, you been hanging
out with Nova Prime lately?
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[grunts]
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[chuckles] Uhh...
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[grunts]
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Here. Have a drink on the house.
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Oops. Forgot to add ice.
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Oh! Star-Lord: one.
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Ugly robot imposter: zero.
[yells]
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[grunts]
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[laughing]
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Oh, um, did I say "ugly"?
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[Gamora] Quill's not picking up his comm.
The Valkyrie must've caught him.
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The Valkyrie did not catch him.
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How the flarg do you know that?
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Because she is right there.
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[chattering]
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Let's just focus on finding
Quill before the Valkyrie does.
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[crackling]
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Perhaps J'Que has seen him.
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Considering he's covered in
ice, I'd say he has,
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and not in a good way. [Yells]
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Hey, nobody hurts Gammy!
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And nobody hurts Quill but us!
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J'Que, what did you do to Quill?
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[J'Que's voice] I'd worry
more about what I'm gonna do
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[normal voice] to you, Gamora.
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[gasps] How many
of you are there?
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More every day, sweetheart.
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There's about to be one less.
[grunts]
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[yells]
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Since when is she on our side?
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If you wanna run away again,
I don't mind the workout.
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But you'll just make it harder for me
to protect you from your real enemies.
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If you want to protect us,
why did you try to break into our ship?
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Xandar is swarming
with Darkhawks.
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I thought you had been replaced,
until the big guy attacked.
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'Hawks don't fight their own.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up.
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What exactly are Darkhawks?
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A pain in the galaxy's rear end.
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They're an army of robots that
can duplicate anyone they touch.
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They tried to take over
Asgard centuries ago,
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but we banished them to
their own private realm.
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Oh, looks like a couple of 'em
managed to un-banish themselves.
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"A couple"?
Try the entire Galactic Council.
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They've all been secretly
replaced by Darkhawks.
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If it is a secret,
how do you know?
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Because they tried to
replace Prince Thor.
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Fortunately,
his hammer isn't just for decoration.
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Now Asgard shut its borders to
prevent a Darkhawk infiltration.
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So why come chasing after us?
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I know.
You hardly seem worth the effort.
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But I have orders from
Thor to bring you back.
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Although I could've sworn
there were five of you.
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Peter! We have to find Quill.
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You three, search the market.
I'll check Starlin's.
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I'm coming with you.
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Remember,
anyone could be a Darkhawk.
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So shoot first and
ask questions later.
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I am Groot.
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I do, too, ask questions!
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You know, sometimes.
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So, what exactly do I call you?
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Do Valkyries even have names?
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Why don't you just call me Val?
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O-kay, Val.
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You're a lot more casual
than most Asgardians I know.
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I dropped the
"verilys" a while ago.
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And you're not exactly
what I expected
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from "the Most Dangerous
Woman in the Galaxy."
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Care to find out
how dangerous I am?
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[grunts] You stay away from
her, or I'll...
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do things to you...
that'll hurt!
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Stand down, Peter.
Val's with us.
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Oh, good, 'cause I was
not gonna win that fight.
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You won't believe this, but I just fought
two more of those fake Nova Prime robots.
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Darkhawks.
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Uh, no, they were pretty silver.
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At least the one who crushed
my Element Blasters was.
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Oh, and he stole the other one!
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And my tape player!
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Or did I leave that in my bunk?
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We'll look for it later.
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Rocket,
you can call off the search.
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We found Quill.
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Uh, Gammy?
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You sure about that?
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It's a Darkhawk! Darkhawk!
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[together] Wait! I'm not a Darkhawk!
You're a Darkhawk!
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Oy. Like one Quill
wasn't bad enough.
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Oh, come on, guys.
I don't look anything like that.
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Is that a chin? It looks like a small
shovel is coming out of your face.
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Oh, ha-ha, Robo-Quill.
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You know what only the
real Quill would have?
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An Element Blaster!
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Nice try, fake-y.
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You may look like me,
but it's all just skin-deep.
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Name the band with the number
one hit single in 1986.
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None of us know that.
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Name the first
song we danced to.
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Ha! "I'd Make it You,"
by Kirby Krackle.
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Oh, that doesn't count.
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It's the first song I slow
dance to with every gir...
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I mean, anyone could know that.
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[Valkyrie] Including
the imposter.
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Each Darkhawk can only copy one
person, but the copy's perfect.
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They even duplicate
their victim's memories.
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You couldn't have mentioned that before
I admitted to dancing with Quill?
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Had to find out how
dangerous you really were.
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Anyway, the obvious solution
is we take them both down.
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Not gonna happen.
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So, you are sweet on the Terran.
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No, I'm stopping you from
violating your own orders.
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Thor told you to bring the
Guardians, remember?
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Yeah,
but he didn't say how many.
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And I won't open the
Bifrost to a Darkhawk.
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Cosmo will find the traitor.
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He has an excellent
sense of smell.
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Or he could use... oh, I don't know...
his psychic powers?
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The choice is up to him.
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[Rocket] So, what do you think
all these crates are for?
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[Drax] Storing things.
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Ehh! What I meant was,
when did the pooch become such a pack rat?
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Doesn't matter.
What matters is...
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[Cosmo] Finding which
Quill is fake, da?
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And Cosmo will be happy to help.
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Wait a minute.
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How come I ain't
hearing you in my mind?
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You are correct, Rocket.
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I am hearing Cosmo's
voice in my ears!
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That's 'cause it
ain't Cosmo's voice.
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He's a krutackin' fake! Bad dog!
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Stupid rodent should learn
to be keeping muzzle shut.
245
00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:04,515
[growling]
246
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:07,786
Cosmo will be
happy to quiet you.
247
00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:14,759
Back off, fake Cosmo-bot!
248
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,828
Sit! Heel!
249
00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:19,363
Hey!
250
00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:21,833
Darkhawks not take
orders from fleshlings.
251
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,868
Order this!
252
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,440
[grunts]
253
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:32,210
[grunts] [grunts]
254
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:35,313
Aw, flarg.
255
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:38,649
J'Que? Da.
256
00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:41,786
All crates hold
Knowhere citizens.
257
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,621
[grunts]
258
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,991
We replace key individuals
in strategic locations,
259
00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:51,896
then send originals back to Darkhawk
realm through Continuum Cortex.
260
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:56,033
Soon entire galaxy will
be ruled by Darkhawks
261
00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:57,836
and never even know it.
262
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,877
[grunts]
263
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:10,982
[grunts]
264
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,850
Drax will not allow
that to happen,
265
00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:16,187
nor will he allow you to
capture a former employer
266
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:17,922
who still owes him units!
267
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:19,991
Ignore Guardians.
268
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,759
They are unimportant.
269
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,761
[together] Who you
calling unimportant?
270
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:28,933
Okay, as Spartax prince,
Peter Quill is somewhat important.
271
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,836
But if Darkhawk copies Valkyrie,
272
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,772
Darkhawks will gain
access to Asgard.
273
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,407
Now, fetch!
274
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:48,519
[grunts] You'll
never reach Asgard.
275
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,921
Not on my watch.
276
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:52,023
Make that "our" watch.
277
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,392
[grunts] [grunts]
278
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:57,728
Drax will watch as well.
[grunts]
279
00:14:57,763 --> 00:14:59,664
[grunts]
280
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:06,004
[Guardians grunt]
281
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:09,440
I am Groot.
282
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:12,643
Why would I worry about the crates?
I don't got friends on Knowhere.
283
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:16,280
I am Groot.
So find a new fertilizer vendor!
284
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:17,916
[grunts]
285
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,619
[together] Guys, you okay?
286
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,421
Since when do you
care, fake Quill?
287
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,423
Just so you know,
288
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:29,060
helping us would go a long way
to proving which of you is real.
289
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:32,430
I know, but I can't fight a robot
with my bare hands. Right, other me?
290
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,532
Other me?
291
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:39,137
Little busy right now, human.
292
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:46,144
[Guardians grunting]
293
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:56,354
Ha! I knew you were the fake!
294
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,656
Well, of course you
knew, numbskull.
295
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:02,026
You're the original.
Wha... Aahh!
296
00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:04,662
Guardians will please
to stay out of way
297
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,931
while Darkhawks copy
Valkyrie, da?
298
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,566
Quill!
299
00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:13,004
I know, right? [Yells]
300
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,179
Ugh.
301
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:24,648
Okay, look, I've got a plan.
302
00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:26,350
I just need you to trust me.
303
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:28,019
But we don't trust you.
304
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:30,221
Rocket, I'm the real Quill.
305
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:31,989
Exactly.
306
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:33,958
Really? We're gonna do this now?
307
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,059
[grumbles]
308
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:37,495
Always. Never gets old.
309
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:45,302
[computer trilling]
310
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:51,075
Wait! If you let Val go,
the Prince of Spartax will surrender.
311
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:54,845
How very reasonable,
Peter Quill.
312
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,881
Please to finish
copying Valkyrie.
313
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:59,150
Darkhawk Cosmo have this.
314
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,152
Aah!
315
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:17,101
Psych! [Grunts]
316
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:19,203
You know what's a bummer
about being a robot?
317
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,406
The whole made-of-metal part.
318
00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:24,809
[cries out]
319
00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:35,420
Don't move a servo.
320
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:43,527
Maybe your boyfriend's
not useless after all.
321
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,997
I wouldn't know.
I don't have one.
322
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,000
Magnets. Seriously?
323
00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:56,540
[Rocket] Lousy plan, Quill!
Wait. What?
324
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,043
This is why we don't trust
the real you. [Growls]
325
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,712
[Quill] See, now, that's low.
What'd I ever do?
326
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,081
Not much. That's the problem.
327
00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:05,616
Seriously? You too?
328
00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:08,319
[grunting]
329
00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:11,155
Fine! I'll show you "not much."
330
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,759
Time to send you Darkhawks back
where you... [blows landing]
331
00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:17,561
[Gamora grunting, laughing]
332
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,931
Gamora, please, stop smiling
while you're beating up fake me.
333
00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:22,733
It's just really
creeping me out.
334
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,669
[yells, grunts]
335
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:28,473
[yells] [Drax grunts]
336
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:34,679
These trash cans are really
starting to get on my nerves!
337
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:41,118
Huh? [Grunts]
338
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:42,653
[yells] I am Groot!
339
00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:45,990
[yells] What?
Some of my best friends are trash cans.
340
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:48,893
Huh?
341
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,696
I am Groot!
342
00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,699
[yells]
343
00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,269
[thud]
344
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,104
[grunts] I will say,
345
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,040
it's a lot easier to
tell you two a part.
346
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:05,476
[yells, grunts]
347
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:09,881
You're right. Let's fix that.
348
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,283
[yells] [grunts]
349
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:15,352
[Quills grunting]
350
00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:17,855
Quill!
351
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:26,074
[Quills together] No fair!
You ripped your clothes off!
352
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,798
I didn't rip my clothes off.
You did.
353
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,366
You've gotta be kidding.
354
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:32,303
Gamora, you have to get the
fake through the Cortex.
355
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,071
Yeah. Him.
356
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:36,674
No. Him!
357
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,509
[Quills grunting]
[blows landing]
358
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:39,843
Ughh!
359
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,912
Come on, Gamora.
You know the real me.
360
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:43,914
[grunting] Which is me!
361
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:47,051
Quick, what color are my eyes?
362
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,519
Uh... Yellow!
363
00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:50,654
Exactly.
364
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,022
[grunts]
365
00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:53,324
[both grunt]
366
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,260
But they are yellow!
367
00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,330
Quill, close it, now! [Grunts]
368
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,566
[descending whirring]
369
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:09,240
But... [stammers] he was
right about your eyes.
370
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:11,275
So, why'd you pick me?
371
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:14,545
Because there's no way the real you
would remember something like that.
372
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,281
[yells] [grunts]
373
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:21,852
Pathetic fleshlings will not
be stopping Darkhawk army.
374
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:25,656
Darkhawks are destined
to rule all galaxy.
375
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:34,298
Thank you.
376
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:38,369
Anything to help the Second Most
Dangerous Woman in the Galaxy.
377
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,649
[Rocket] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We get it. You're both dangerous.
378
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:43,741
Now, can we move it?
Asgard awaits.
379
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:46,744
[weakly] I am Groot.
380
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,247
Heimdall, the Bifrost!
381
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,955
[Quill] Not until I
get all my stuff back.
382
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:06,931
[Guardians yell]
383
00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:14,338
Valkyrie,
you arrive with our guests at last!
384
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:16,840
We must make haste.
Prince Thor awaits
385
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,443
the heroic Guardians
of the Galaxy.
386
00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,412
And you, Peter Quill.
387
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:22,980
Thanks, Heimdall.
388
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,983
Wait. What do you mean,
"And you, Peter Quill"?
389
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:28,786
He just means you're one of a
kind, Peter...
390
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:31,022
thankfully. [Angry groan]
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