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I've always been considered sweet and
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Charming
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till I became quite famous overnight
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save a minute that you're famous
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something in you changes
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and they're right
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I'm still the same sweet girl just like
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I said
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has gone a little to my head
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I used to be a stripper down on Maine
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now I'm the main attraction on the strip
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thank you
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I used to take it off
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50 cents a seat
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but now I take it off
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for only the only
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downtown they sit immortal
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and they label me at Target
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but here's the moral now I'm sabled so
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it's art
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so don't go down and see me strip on me
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cause I'm now the main attraction on
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this trip
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I used to shake my torso for variety now
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I shake my torso more so for society
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the high class gents are happy since I
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moved up from the Dives
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now they don't have to make that trip
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and they can bring their wives
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to think I used to play to have filled
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houses seems uncanny
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because now I pack them in
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since there's a cover on my fatties
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Hollywood the promised land and why not
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anything can happen here and usually
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does
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but whether you're rich or poor
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famous or inFAMOUS sooner or later you
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end up here
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I'm looking for someone I can I can mold
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mold
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for my Act
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I need a guy with an open mind
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wide open oh a wide open mind I see uh
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Mr Stedman would you excuse me just a
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moment sorry ma'am um
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I'm afraid your extension has run out
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there won't be any more checks now
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beside hacking what you do do you do
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anything else oh aside from acting which
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I knew best of all I do other things I
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do imitations I play the piano the drums
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and and spoons what about him would you
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please wait over there Mr Noonan oh yes
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sir yes ma'am right over there
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what's the matter with him what's the
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matter with him well uh you have a wide
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open mind well here's his actual
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employment records now he was in one
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play as the general understudy but he
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doesn't look like he has any problems Mr
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Noonan hasn't the capacity to have any
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mental problems I would never recommend
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it well I'll talk to him anyway and and
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thank you very much for your trouble no
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trouble at all Miss symbol
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Eisley
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oh geez this is very nice of you Mr
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Eisley the same what's it like working
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with things it's wonderful to work with
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oh I knew she was thank you very much
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excuse me Mr Gooden hi it's Noonan with
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a name
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are you from the West oh no man Wyoming
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Texas no ma'am I'm from the Bronx the
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Bronx yeah Oh you mean my accent well it
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did sound sort of Western oh thanks a
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lot well I'm doing the Western over at
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Paramount Library kind of studying oh
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then you're a method actor yeah oh
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that's wonderful
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no no I'm not married no kids either oh
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that's too bad yeah well you have to
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live with them I've got a proposition I
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think will interest you really acting oh
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well yes
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let's go somewhere where we can talk uh
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where do you live me I live at the Y oh
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well that wouldn't do it all
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um how about my place do you mind no I
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don't mind your place would be fine
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[Laughter]
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follow me bless you Mr Stedman
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Mr Steadman what's this I hear about my
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not being eligible for unemployment
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insurance
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Adventure
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well you're not entitled to unemployment
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insurance well then what about workman's
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compensation well obviously you can't
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get workman's compensation because of
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your condition
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why not it happened on a job
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she
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what a house what a view of the city
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what a pool this place is fantastic I've
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never seen a place like this this is
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absolutely fantastic it's cozy
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the bar is in here and the booth is over
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there
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it's not comfortable I'll be right back
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see you later honey
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yeah that's better
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I hate clothes they're part of my basic
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problem you know oh well they're they're
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quite a problem
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they're like part
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would you like a drink well it's not
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absolutely necessary but well if you're
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going to have one now is vodka can cook
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all right
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I always drink five can Coke another
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basic problem
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it'd be a sad I never thought of it that
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way
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I suppose you're wondering why I brought
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you here
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well I really figured it'd probably all
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come out in the wash anyway
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I need someone with an exceptionally
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good memory
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I have one like an elephant
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now let's play a little game a little
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game uh what kind of a game well a word
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association you sit right down there
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a word association I've never played
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that well I'll say the first thing that
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comes to my mind and then you follow me
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okay I follow you all right I I say
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something all right no I'll start out
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okay go ahead black black uh black black
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white
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shoe shoe Foot
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sell sell bye
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dance dance uh yeah all right oh no
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you're the floor a dance floor hall
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gold drink uh drink yeah I'd like a
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drink a drink Sex uh when I mean why I
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was it would I wouldn't I did I would
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have if I oh you're just like almond
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only thinking about one thing I guess
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that's normal
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we'll get along just fine
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oh good
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um how about a little music
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what for
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all right sexy
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hi Joe what a day what a day
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boy a little old pepper there
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uh sir you're probably wondering what
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I'm doing with your wife
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what's your problem
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well I was I was wondering what you were
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thinking your wife and I were playing a
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little game my wife
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hey sexy did you hear that my wife would
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have married oh you're not married we
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just lived together oh
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yeah would you live together you get it
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no you don't get it
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you don't get it
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hey there's class tonight Joe I'll be
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there I I I've got to go really I I
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think I I just remember maybe I was
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going too fast I forgot to explain you
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see I'm an Entertainer you're an
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Entertainer well I'm not yeah sexy
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symbol you're the stripper exotic dancer
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holy Toledo that's not the reason you're
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here oh I caught your act as a gator you
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were Dynamite okay oh I was loud
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now I'm really neat but that's not the
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reason we're here well I I
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well sir who are you well I was talking
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sexy to your wife I mean your wife sexy
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my what
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oh this is Bruce Bernard he lives here
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too uh Bruce me Tommy Noonan hi hi then
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you two aren't married I hate women oh
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oh I see you're an actor Bruce look at
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that idea what are you wearing makeup
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and actually I assume what are you I
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mean what what do you do he's a model
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what did you do today Bruce today I let
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Hertz put me in the driver's seat but
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they missed did you find anything
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whose is it
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um
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um script girls but she had it coming I
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didn't mean to take it sexy honest I
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really didn't mean to take it he never
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does
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foreign
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family
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hey sexy is this our pigeon well
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naturally what did you think well why
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didn't you tell me
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I will be as soon as I get out of here
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wait
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we've got a deal to settle I really
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don't think I like the looks of this
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deal I have a picture of my mother and
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my wallet bye hey Bruce where's the soap
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I didn't take the soap I took it it's in
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my bathroom Hey Joe I I want you to meet
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Tommy Noonan Tommy uh this is Joe Lynch
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uh Tommy's the one Joe
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hi Joe hey come
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hey come back hey wait a minute hey
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you're the one I'm not really the one
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hey you look a little maladjusted to me
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I feel a little Melody hey come on
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Connie let's have a little drinking Taco
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sit down and relax what do you have I
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was fixing my back and Coke I don't
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really want anything I wanted to try my
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Scotch that's all I ever touched I I
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don't really want anything here
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you three people all live together huh
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well sure in a manner of speaking that
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is a manner of speaking hey you still
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don't get it what she means is that we
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share this house but believe me that's
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all we share I believe you I believe you
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until now until now that's where you
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come in but this is where I get out oh
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cool honey we haven't explained our
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proposition oh we're gonna pay you money
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of course there's not enough money in
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the world hey wait a minute Paulie I
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thought you said you were an actor I am
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well then think of it as an acting job I
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couldn't possibly I'm a method actor I
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live my part good then all you have to
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do is go to a psychiatrist now or after
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after uh that is after we brief you yeah
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probably Jimmy here Dr Vaughn no who's
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he it's a she unfortunately oh she's
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only the greatest psychiatrist in the
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whole country well the best in
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California anyhow didn't you read her
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book no I didn't but what's that got to
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do with me you're going to see it but I
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don't understand but that's the whole
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point we were looking for someone who
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didn't need one yeah you know someone
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who's an actor and believe me Paulie
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they're hard to find you see you're
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going to see it for us
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I don't care actually it's simple we
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share this house because we save money
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this way lots of money yeah particularly
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since we haven't paid the rent for three
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months and now we want to share a
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psychiatrist Dr Vaughn charges 100 bucks
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an hour individually we couldn't afford
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it but if you keep the appointment for
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all three of us and give her our
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symptoms and tell our Neurosis we'll be
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getting the best medical care in the
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world for less than half price
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well
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I think you're all nuts
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well sure we are Tommy that's why we
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need your help we need a good
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psychiatrist you can act like us tell
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her all our problems you have three
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parts to play and we'll give you 20
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bucks a week each think of it as a
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challenge
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would be a wonderful part
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oh
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is it a deal well really I don't know uh
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you two relax let an Old Pro go to work
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now you're supposed to be an actor right
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right a myth an actor yes I am you don't
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think you can handle three rules
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simultaneously maybe empowering
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conservation is not too close I can
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remember the podcast
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he wants to do it feels close nothing to
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it Joe put your clothes on class in an
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hour oh all right you could use with
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putting on a few clothes yourself sexy
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that's right I forgot oh well what's
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this about class group therapy it's our
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last class from now on we are going to
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be private patients thanks to you sir at
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the crash you can get your things and
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move in you can sleep here sleep here of
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course that way you can save rent and be
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close to us 20 bucks a week each and
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room and board
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[Music]
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well they say an actor should have a
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variety of experiences
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sexy let's just get on with it
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you don't mean get on with the doctor
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you mean take it off
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that's all you men ever say to me
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anytime I'm standing up in front of you
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take it up sexy come on baby peel it
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sure don't taste like tomato juice
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sexy please
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[Music]
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well I met the guy when I was only 16.
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we used to have a lot of fun
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there was nothing wrong you understand
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just two kids having a ball
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I never really knew about how my mother
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felt
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she never said much
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just kept watching us and that
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funny suspicious way she had
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[Music]
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foreign
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[Music]
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but once I remember she did and we took
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advantage of it
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yes I will I love you I love you I love
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you
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[ __ ]
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[Music]
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and you you you you
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that was it
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I left home and got myself a job
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[Music]
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good
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[Music]
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what happens
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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right
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Ryan
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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Empire
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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yeah
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[Applause]
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oh yeah
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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when I look out and see audiences
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I know what they want
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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really
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[Music]
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good
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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eat your heart up
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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thank you
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over here
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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that's why I can only work so long and
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then I quit
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and I don't go back to work again until
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I'm broke
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and I have to
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thank you sexy
404
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does anyone want to comment on this
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Joe Lynch you haven't said much
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selling is like
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some of the things that happened were
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really fratchy
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take the other day for example
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sweet little old lady came into the lot
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looking for a medium priced car
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didn't see anything she liked so she
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started the war so they sent for me
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the old pressure boy you know the old
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battering ram you know I took her to 500
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down
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she signs the contract we got her hooked
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how about that
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that afternoon her old man came over to
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the lot screaming like a raving Maniac
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wanted to get the money back we had him
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dead you know illegally locked up papers
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or no in the same afternoon sweet little
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lady called up and
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she was crying her heart out
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I told her not to worry
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that if she
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didn't make the payments right
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that's all she'd lose was a down payment
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and
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we repossessed the car yeah you didn't
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read the final print in the contract
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that said that we had the right to
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confiscate a couple of her kids
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you think I feel sorry for these people
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[ __ ]
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they're ignorant
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I hate him
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see that's selling
440
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selling is sort of like shaving doesn't
441
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matter that you did it yesterday
442
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you have to do it all over again today
443
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otherwise you'll wind up looking like a
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bum
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hey Bruce I did pretty good that time
446
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that was stage for a while huh
447
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it sure did come on everybody let's have
448
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a drink
449
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Bruce how about you
450
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I am not conceited
451
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I'm probably a lot better looking than I
452
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really think I am
453
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but I'm still not conceited
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sexy here says that
455
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men only think of one thing
456
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well that's a joke
457
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women only think of one thing to destroy
458
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even when I was in school it was going
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on if the rest of these papers aren't on
460
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my desk before Tuesday I've flunked a
461
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whole lot of you
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[Music]
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ma'am
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ma'am can I go home from school now no
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[Music]
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after school do you know what you've
467
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done no ma'am look at me when I talk
468
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you never once paid attention
469
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you talked all day to Judy all day no I
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did ma'am
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do you enjoy driving your teachers crazy
472
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do you intend to go through life
473
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tormenting your elders look at me
474
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you never once paid attention never once
475
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you've ignored me all day why bro why
476
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it always happens
477
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but when I got old enough and smart
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enough I'd say look
479
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me alone you bug me
480
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then I started this
481
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stuttering
482
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and now I don't want to have anything to
483
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do with them
484
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I just don't have anything to do with
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them
486
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I can't have anything to do with them
487
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well that ain't right
488
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well you know that ain't right
489
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so I steal things from
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I don't know that I do it
491
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but I do it
492
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I just take these things from them
493
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Joe would you fix me a scotch and water
494
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please sure coming right up
495
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I think we've had enough for tonight I
496
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know I have classed is missed
497
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good night oh bye bye bye Miss frisbee
498
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good night bye good night children vote
499
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for me Tommy here's the watch take care
500
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of it it's mine it's an alarm risk watch
501
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you set it for every 20 minutes yeah
502
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that way you can tell Dr Von say my
503
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problems and when 20 minutes are up you
504
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can tell them their problems oh you know
505
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I think you three are very much alike
506
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I don't think so at all well he's right
507
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we are I mean in the things we do with
508
00:26:08,519 --> 00:26:12,000
our jobs I don't know about you but I
509
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haven't taken my clothes off in public
510
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for quite a while
511
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I mean about the way we quit them oh
512
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we all only seem to be able to hold a
513
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job just so long and then we quit say
514
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when do I start start tomorrow it's
515
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tonight you'd better get a little sleep
516
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in no time at all you will know
517
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everything about us
518
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and now it's just the lovers
519
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:39,330
yeah relief is justice
520
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swallow away
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[Music]
522
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why did I do that huh why I don't know I
523
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was just about to ask you the same
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question oh I must have had a
525
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deep-seated resentment that caused me to
526
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do that oh you can see how much I need
527
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help
528
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write that down right now well won't
529
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wait until morning no I want to get it
530
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down while it's fresh in my mind I'll
531
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remember really I will
532
00:27:14,579 --> 00:27:19,678
do you think I'm an exhibitionist why
533
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because I strip
534
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I don't have to you know oh say legare
535
00:27:22,740 --> 00:27:27,240
it's a free country
536
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did you know I'm a singer I never really
537
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:32,579
thought about it well I am want to know
538
00:27:30,298 --> 00:27:36,980
something else what
539
00:27:32,579 --> 00:27:36,980
come on in my bedroom and I'll tell you
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[Music]
541
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honey I won't hurt you I just want to
542
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talk to you
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[Music]
544
00:27:51,778 --> 00:27:59,700
you know I count squares
545
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circles too oh you count squares
546
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I count the squares and circles in rugs
547
00:28:02,220 --> 00:28:07,319
and wallpaper and everything
548
00:28:04,079 --> 00:28:08,460
you know when I ride on the bus I think
549
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to myself
550
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why are all electrical and telephone
551
00:28:10,679 --> 00:28:18,960
wires underground they look lousy we're
552
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a rich country we can create work right
553
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:25,440
things like that really bug me
554
00:28:21,538 --> 00:28:27,419
you know why she never liked me oh
555
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:31,620
my mother
556
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she was a swinger and a half you know at
557
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least twice a week I'm in a new uncle
558
00:28:35,759 --> 00:28:41,220
they all used to give me money for candy
559
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I was a dumb kid
560
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kid you know they gave me money for
561
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candy
562
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and I bought the candy
563
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I was as fat as hell
564
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[Music]
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no
566
00:28:57,140 --> 00:29:01,640
it's a wonder I'm not a diabetic
567
00:29:01,859 --> 00:29:06,839
oh but I was bad in all the right places
568
00:29:05,119 --> 00:29:11,149
[Music]
569
00:29:06,839 --> 00:29:13,678
no I used to imitate my mother's walk
570
00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:16,259
[Music]
571
00:29:13,679 --> 00:29:18,960
and the little things she used to say I
572
00:29:16,259 --> 00:29:21,720
mean like to the guys
573
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:25,798
she used to use baby talk
574
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:30,740
so I used to use a Wither like
575
00:29:25,798 --> 00:29:35,898
mommy come to one sister kittens
576
00:29:30,740 --> 00:29:35,899
like he'd get mad at her and she'd go
577
00:29:41,058 --> 00:29:50,538
mommy cleanser wants to kiss me good
578
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:52,319
[Music]
579
00:29:50,538 --> 00:29:55,319
oh
580
00:29:52,319 --> 00:29:55,319
foreign
581
00:29:59,058 --> 00:30:05,519
I have this wild desire to slap his face
582
00:30:02,659 --> 00:30:06,539
I thought so trying to Edge in on my
583
00:30:05,519 --> 00:30:09,179
time
584
00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:11,720
hey what's going on here
585
00:30:09,179 --> 00:30:11,720
look
586
00:30:12,599 --> 00:30:16,439
well as long as we're gonna have a party
587
00:30:14,159 --> 00:30:19,260
why don't we have a few Refreshments huh
588
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:22,259
come on Bruce
589
00:30:19,259 --> 00:30:23,579
hey hey come on down come on down to the
590
00:30:22,259 --> 00:30:25,319
basement and we'll have a drink and talk
591
00:30:23,579 --> 00:30:28,278
it over and watch out for that first
592
00:30:25,319 --> 00:30:28,278
step it's a grabber
593
00:30:28,619 --> 00:30:31,679
[Music]
594
00:30:32,778 --> 00:30:37,880
here wants preferential treatment on our
595
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,880
money
596
00:30:39,419 --> 00:30:42,200
I do
597
00:30:48,419 --> 00:30:54,000
hey Tom how was your impulse all I want
598
00:30:52,079 --> 00:30:55,740
to do is get a little sleep
599
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,599
why don't we all let him go back to
600
00:30:55,740 --> 00:30:58,980
sleep after all you have to keep our
601
00:30:57,599 --> 00:31:01,259
appointments and he has to have a clear
602
00:30:58,980 --> 00:31:03,659
mind a clear mind full of your thoughts
603
00:31:01,259 --> 00:31:06,000
what about me how much does he really
604
00:31:03,659 --> 00:31:07,740
know about me Oh Come the real me come
605
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,298
on break it up listen we've got to get
606
00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:10,740
this thing settled if we don't do it
607
00:31:09,298 --> 00:31:12,658
right there's no point in doing it at
608
00:31:10,740 --> 00:31:15,480
all after all each of us has to get the
609
00:31:12,659 --> 00:31:17,220
same amount of time with him oh can we
610
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:19,500
talk about it tomorrow we'll talk about
611
00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:20,940
it now you're right Joe each one of us
612
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:22,579
will talk to him for two hours alone
613
00:31:20,940 --> 00:31:25,860
agreed
614
00:31:22,579 --> 00:31:28,619
that's six hours when do I sleep after
615
00:31:25,859 --> 00:31:30,000
you know us intimately yeah sexy you
616
00:31:28,619 --> 00:31:32,359
talk to him alone for the first two
617
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:36,538
hours and then I'll take over
618
00:31:32,359 --> 00:31:38,699
oh come on Joe let him talk and believe
619
00:31:36,538 --> 00:31:41,158
me I'm gonna watch the clock sexy I'll
620
00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:43,980
be right with you Bruce
621
00:31:41,159 --> 00:31:46,880
let's see
622
00:31:43,980 --> 00:31:46,880
oh sure
623
00:31:47,099 --> 00:31:52,099
oh now why did I do that
624
00:31:52,650 --> 00:32:03,670
[Music]
625
00:32:10,019 --> 00:32:12,319
foreign
626
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:23,069
[Music]
627
00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:49,559
[Applause]
628
00:32:23,069 --> 00:32:52,139
[Music]
629
00:32:49,558 --> 00:32:55,139
oh just a moment please may I help you
630
00:32:52,140 --> 00:32:56,940
uh yes sir my name is Smith I have an
631
00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:58,500
appointment with like oh yes yes Mr
632
00:32:56,940 --> 00:33:00,538
Smith just sit down and make yourself
633
00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:03,179
comfortable Dr ball will be with you in
634
00:33:00,538 --> 00:33:05,158
a moment excellent thank you now listen
635
00:33:03,179 --> 00:33:06,298
I rented you that apartment in good
636
00:33:05,159 --> 00:33:08,100
faith
637
00:33:06,298 --> 00:33:09,658
well I have the sheriff's survey with
638
00:33:08,099 --> 00:33:12,298
the eviction notice I wanted to get some
639
00:33:09,659 --> 00:33:15,059
action out of you well you let the yard
640
00:33:12,298 --> 00:33:17,759
go and you're a month late in your rent
641
00:33:15,058 --> 00:33:20,278
it's one oh it's in the mail well I
642
00:33:17,759 --> 00:33:22,558
haven't received it as yet all right
643
00:33:20,278 --> 00:33:25,440
I'll stay the eviction but from now on
644
00:33:22,558 --> 00:33:28,319
you keep the yard clean and pay your
645
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:31,200
rent on time or get out
646
00:33:28,319 --> 00:33:33,439
no no I'm sorry that's final goodbye
647
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,440
mother
648
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:40,460
Henry
649
00:33:36,058 --> 00:33:40,460
send Mr Smith please all right Dr Vaughn
650
00:33:43,798 --> 00:33:46,940
uh Mr Smith
651
00:33:53,579 --> 00:34:00,859
uh hi Dr Vaughn how you doing Mr Smith
652
00:33:56,278 --> 00:34:00,859
want to sit down uh oh hi
653
00:34:03,058 --> 00:34:09,000
well Shall We Begin Mr Smith
654
00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:10,980
it really is necessary for you to lie
655
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,719
down Mr Smith I'm afraid you've been
656
00:34:10,980 --> 00:34:14,940
seeing too many movies
657
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:17,878
this is okay if we do it like this
658
00:34:14,940 --> 00:34:20,940
as you like oh okay
659
00:34:17,878 --> 00:34:22,440
now shall I begin farewell now where
660
00:34:20,940 --> 00:34:26,418
would you like to start
661
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:29,760
well I have a friend he has this problem
662
00:34:26,418 --> 00:34:31,440
what's right something else wrong no we
663
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,540
are not going to get anywhere by
664
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:35,519
discussing hypothetical cases are we
665
00:34:33,539 --> 00:34:37,079
there's nothing hypothetical about this
666
00:34:35,519 --> 00:34:41,820
friend of mine you see his problem is
667
00:34:37,079 --> 00:34:43,259
yours it's mine now it's obvious that
668
00:34:41,820 --> 00:34:46,019
you're not here to discuss other
669
00:34:43,260 --> 00:34:49,080
people's problems isn't it correct you
670
00:34:46,019 --> 00:34:51,599
are here to discuss your problem my
671
00:34:49,079 --> 00:34:53,759
problems well of it makes it easier on
672
00:34:51,599 --> 00:34:56,338
your doctor it's okay with me it will
673
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:57,960
make it easier for both of us okay
674
00:34:56,338 --> 00:34:58,909
I can do it
675
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,838
sure
676
00:34:58,909 --> 00:35:03,598
[Music]
677
00:35:00,838 --> 00:35:05,639
well shall I start now very well now
678
00:35:03,599 --> 00:35:06,960
where would you like to start
679
00:35:05,639 --> 00:35:11,098
oh
680
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:13,940
I have this problem I hate women yeah
681
00:35:11,099 --> 00:35:17,400
it's because of my face and body
682
00:35:13,940 --> 00:35:19,500
face and body yes I've got this gorgeous
683
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:21,539
face and beautiful body and women
684
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:24,358
naturally just throw themselves at me
685
00:35:21,539 --> 00:35:27,838
been that way all my life
686
00:35:24,358 --> 00:35:31,219
like uh well I don't like it see when I
687
00:35:27,838 --> 00:35:34,139
like a woman I go that's right I I I I
688
00:35:31,219 --> 00:35:36,179
stutter and but they and then then by
689
00:35:34,139 --> 00:35:38,940
the time that they're after me I don't
690
00:35:36,179 --> 00:35:40,019
want them so I take these from I don't
691
00:35:38,940 --> 00:35:41,338
want to take them but I take them I
692
00:35:40,019 --> 00:35:42,960
don't know that I take them but I know
693
00:35:41,338 --> 00:35:46,320
that I take them so I take them so you
694
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:48,960
see doctor I have a problem you have a
695
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:52,700
problem yes gone
696
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,699
well when I was about nine
697
00:35:54,119 --> 00:36:14,819
[Music]
698
00:36:13,619 --> 00:36:18,240
ah
699
00:36:14,820 --> 00:36:21,000
I hate men what was that buzzing huh
700
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:23,759
buzzing oh that was 20 minutes 20
701
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:27,000
minutes yeah do you mind if I go on no
702
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:29,099
Mrs Smith evidently 20 minutes has a
703
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:31,280
very significant meaning for you
704
00:36:29,099 --> 00:36:33,660
the thing you should tell me about it
705
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:36,720
well I'd rather not if you don't mind
706
00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:39,899
well Mr Smith you have made a very
707
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:42,480
significant Frozen slip
708
00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:46,680
you said instead of hating women you
709
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:48,900
said you hated men oh that was no slip I
710
00:36:46,679 --> 00:36:51,000
hate the beasts I despise them they
711
00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:52,680
watch me get undressed in zowie I know
712
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:55,579
what they were well they're not getting
713
00:36:52,679 --> 00:36:55,578
that from me
714
00:36:55,639 --> 00:36:59,539
I will look at them out there
715
00:37:00,469 --> 00:37:07,679
[Music]
716
00:37:04,679 --> 00:37:07,679
foreign
717
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:17,608
[Music]
718
00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:31,980
here's a joke just for you I tell him a
719
00:37:30,059 --> 00:37:33,838
joke like uh you know why a plumber and
720
00:37:31,980 --> 00:37:35,940
a psychiatrist are exactly the same they
721
00:37:33,838 --> 00:37:38,159
both fix things in the head I like that
722
00:37:35,940 --> 00:37:40,619
that's a good joke that's a lovely joke
723
00:37:38,159 --> 00:37:43,259
I hate jokes I hate people people stink
724
00:37:40,619 --> 00:37:45,980
they're ignorant I hate them
725
00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:45,980
thank you
726
00:37:49,219 --> 00:37:56,039
Henry come in here quickly
727
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:58,800
this is the most remarkable case I've
728
00:37:56,039 --> 00:38:02,699
ever ever I know I heard the whole thing
729
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:06,000
oh it's Evan oh I have the whole thing
730
00:38:02,699 --> 00:38:08,098
on tape Dr Bond what's he doing well the
731
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:10,139
minute his hour was up he just fell
732
00:38:08,099 --> 00:38:12,180
asleep exhaustingly the emotional
733
00:38:10,139 --> 00:38:14,299
turmoil of this man
734
00:38:12,179 --> 00:38:17,759
Henry imagine
735
00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:21,000
multiples schizophrenic oh isn't it a
736
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:23,820
gas oh Dr Vaughn this case is Gonna Make
737
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:25,639
You Henry I want you to get a conference
738
00:38:23,820 --> 00:38:28,800
yeah
739
00:38:25,639 --> 00:38:32,460
now let me think who would be interested
740
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:36,539
in this thing oh yes yes
741
00:38:32,460 --> 00:38:39,900
um males in New York yeah uh Jennings in
742
00:38:36,539 --> 00:38:43,500
John Hopkins uh labovitch absolutely
743
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:45,980
labovits in Wisconsin oh he's a must
744
00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:49,440
are we good yeah I want you to find out
745
00:38:45,980 --> 00:38:51,900
how soon you can get um a closed Circle
746
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:55,260
television no hooks up hook up arrange
747
00:38:51,900 --> 00:38:59,099
for this office and with this thing can
748
00:38:55,260 --> 00:39:05,280
make medical history oh just imagine I
749
00:38:59,099 --> 00:39:06,920
can see the footnote Dr Von syndrome
750
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:10,260
imagine
751
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:12,740
marvelous schizophrenic one of them
752
00:39:10,260 --> 00:39:16,619
undoubtedly is a female
753
00:39:12,739 --> 00:39:19,279
oh what a day this has been oh wait like
754
00:39:16,619 --> 00:39:19,280
your mother
755
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,880
foreign
756
00:39:40,619 --> 00:39:45,059
how did it go well I think it went very
757
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:49,260
well I have another appointment tomorrow
758
00:39:45,059 --> 00:39:51,838
another one tomorrow tomorrow yeah from
759
00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:55,619
four to seven what time four to seven
760
00:39:51,838 --> 00:39:57,179
three hours that's 300 are you out of
761
00:39:55,619 --> 00:39:59,039
your ever loving mine we can't afford
762
00:39:57,179 --> 00:40:02,819
that kind of money you don't understand
763
00:39:59,039 --> 00:40:04,559
it's free free yeah she's very
764
00:40:02,820 --> 00:40:06,780
interested in your cases you should have
765
00:40:04,559 --> 00:40:08,820
seen her she made an awful lot of notes
766
00:40:06,780 --> 00:40:10,920
you'd have been proud of me but boy I'm
767
00:40:08,820 --> 00:40:12,838
bushed I'm going to turn in oh no you
768
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:15,838
don't I knew we were sick but three
769
00:40:12,838 --> 00:40:17,338
hours a day zowie
770
00:40:15,838 --> 00:40:18,838
if you're going to talk to her for a
771
00:40:17,338 --> 00:40:20,759
whole hour about me you're going to have
772
00:40:18,838 --> 00:40:23,099
to listen to a lot more and don't forget
773
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:25,500
about my hour I've got a lot more going
774
00:40:23,099 --> 00:40:26,940
on up here than you know about and I'll
775
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:28,980
hold it you two we're never gonna get
776
00:40:26,940 --> 00:40:30,780
any place like this why don't we do it
777
00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:32,820
like we did it before we'll organize it
778
00:40:30,780 --> 00:40:35,579
and we'll talk to him and shifts sure
779
00:40:32,820 --> 00:40:37,820
that's the only fair way you're right
780
00:40:35,579 --> 00:40:40,680
this time Joe could take the first shift
781
00:40:37,820 --> 00:40:43,019
While You're Sober if somebody get a
782
00:40:40,679 --> 00:40:45,358
notebook for him this has got to be done
783
00:40:43,019 --> 00:40:46,670
scientifically
784
00:40:45,358 --> 00:41:05,989
all right
785
00:40:46,670 --> 00:41:05,989
[Music]
786
00:41:11,460 --> 00:41:13,940
foreign
787
00:41:28,070 --> 00:41:46,220
[Music]
788
00:41:42,780 --> 00:41:49,440
hello Baltimore yeah Baltimore ready
789
00:41:46,219 --> 00:41:51,719
good Beverly Hills ready
790
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:54,119
New York ready
791
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:57,779
and Beverly Hills ready
792
00:41:54,119 --> 00:41:59,760
Milwaukee ready oh good oh Beverly Hills
793
00:41:57,780 --> 00:42:02,400
is ready yes
794
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:04,740
hello Cincinnati
795
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:06,838
mother get off the line
796
00:42:04,739 --> 00:42:09,179
I don't care if the furniture is in the
797
00:42:06,838 --> 00:42:12,539
street get off the line
798
00:42:09,179 --> 00:42:14,279
thank you Cincinnati
799
00:42:12,539 --> 00:42:16,679
perfect
800
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:20,240
boys you're marvelous now please be
801
00:42:16,679 --> 00:42:20,239
quiet and good luck
802
00:42:25,980 --> 00:42:31,559
have you heard from him no I haven't Dr
803
00:42:28,139 --> 00:42:35,159
Vaughn but he's not due for 10 minutes
804
00:42:31,559 --> 00:42:37,099
hello Des Moines no no no we haven't
805
00:42:35,159 --> 00:42:41,039
forgotten you
806
00:42:37,099 --> 00:42:43,740
no I'm sure he'll be here anymore I hope
807
00:42:41,039 --> 00:42:46,139
so the equipment is ready oh good oh Dr
808
00:42:43,739 --> 00:42:49,799
Vaughn the doctors all over the country
809
00:42:46,139 --> 00:42:52,500
are standing by I'm so nervous my hands
810
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:54,200
are just moist I feel like I was going
811
00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:58,639
to be for camera
812
00:42:54,199 --> 00:42:58,639
oh oh Mr Smith
813
00:43:02,639 --> 00:43:07,500
oh he means we were waiting for your
814
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:14,599
appointment oh yes I was originally from
815
00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:14,599
the south you know you all oh oh yes
816
00:43:16,079 --> 00:43:19,800
it's kind of bright in here isn't it
817
00:43:17,579 --> 00:43:22,560
doctor good luck
818
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:24,960
oh Mr Smith I just had some new bulbs in
819
00:43:22,559 --> 00:43:28,739
my office installed oh I feel like I'm
820
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:31,858
on Canon camera oh okay if I lie down
821
00:43:28,739 --> 00:43:33,419
oh uh some more 20 minutes into this no
822
00:43:31,858 --> 00:43:35,098
I thought I'd try 60 Minutes this time
823
00:43:33,420 --> 00:43:38,039
60
824
00:43:35,099 --> 00:43:40,500
no that's uh three times twenty
825
00:43:38,039 --> 00:43:42,300
yeah that's right
826
00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:44,519
it's okay to do it this way isn't it
827
00:43:42,300 --> 00:43:47,818
dark of course any way you like
828
00:43:44,519 --> 00:43:49,920
oh good I'm kind of beef we didn't get
829
00:43:47,818 --> 00:43:52,619
much sleep last night
830
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:54,000
we didn't well you know how it is when
831
00:43:52,619 --> 00:43:55,980
you have three different problems to
832
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,659
discuss it takes time yes of course I
833
00:43:55,980 --> 00:43:59,579
know how it is would you like something
834
00:43:57,659 --> 00:44:03,779
to relax yo
835
00:43:59,579 --> 00:44:05,940
well uh yes ma'am he might oblige if I
836
00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:08,160
can have a scotch and water
837
00:44:05,940 --> 00:44:10,260
well uh yes of course my secretary will
838
00:44:08,159 --> 00:44:12,858
get it for you Henry you heard that
839
00:44:10,260 --> 00:44:12,859
yes of course
840
00:44:13,980 --> 00:44:18,719
the way women throw themselves at me
841
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:20,880
it's disgusting they're after me all the
842
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:23,219
time they always got some little thing
843
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:26,640
to say to me like you're a doll looking
844
00:44:23,219 --> 00:44:28,730
fella you pretty as a button all right
845
00:44:26,639 --> 00:44:29,179
gone then there was this baby
846
00:44:28,730 --> 00:44:32,360
[Music]
847
00:44:29,179 --> 00:44:32,359
[Applause]
848
00:44:44,539 --> 00:44:47,539
thank you
849
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:53,880
gone I remember one day when I drank me
850
00:44:51,780 --> 00:44:56,400
a fifth scotch and what I was posing for
851
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:58,440
a deodorant ad yeah would you folks like
852
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,818
another one getting the ball game back
853
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:01,280
on please we don't want to watch these
854
00:44:59,818 --> 00:45:04,259
doctor shows
855
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:05,700
bathing suits and there she was very
856
00:45:04,260 --> 00:45:08,099
close what the hell the same thing I've
857
00:45:05,699 --> 00:45:10,980
ever met after me she looked at me and
858
00:45:08,099 --> 00:45:12,480
said you stink I can't stand you I just
859
00:45:10,980 --> 00:45:13,920
despise you why don't you get away from
860
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:17,599
me what do you think you are you're the
861
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:17,599
most conceited idiot I ever knew
862
00:45:18,119 --> 00:45:24,358
for a while I was gonna let her have me
863
00:45:21,599 --> 00:45:26,099
I tell you the way men look at me and me
864
00:45:24,358 --> 00:45:27,960
knowing what they want sometimes I just
865
00:45:26,099 --> 00:45:30,980
wonder if it's really if it's really
866
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:30,980
worth going on
867
00:45:31,610 --> 00:45:39,420
[Music]
868
00:45:36,858 --> 00:45:42,199
iodine what is it Scotch what are you
869
00:45:39,420 --> 00:45:44,818
giving me Scotch for I only drink vodka
870
00:45:42,199 --> 00:45:49,039
vodka that does something to me sort of
871
00:45:44,818 --> 00:45:49,039
warms me up with a straw please
872
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:53,880
listen Foster I know what's on your mind
873
00:45:51,900 --> 00:45:57,300
don't give me that muscle stuff you're
874
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:59,960
gonna make me a star are you who
875
00:45:57,300 --> 00:45:59,960
fraud
876
00:46:00,539 --> 00:46:05,759
and yet
877
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:08,639
when I wanted to go to Hollywood who was
878
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:11,780
it that stopped me oh baby bunny you
879
00:46:08,639 --> 00:46:14,400
know I love you you have me honey
880
00:46:11,780 --> 00:46:15,660
he was kind of cute though until I saw
881
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,980
it was on his mind he could be that big
882
00:46:15,659 --> 00:46:18,618
brother stuff but I said you really want
883
00:46:16,980 --> 00:46:21,510
to be my brother
884
00:46:18,619 --> 00:46:23,039
then I knew that
885
00:46:21,510 --> 00:46:24,900
[Music]
886
00:46:23,039 --> 00:46:26,759
I'll be kind of a guy could ever drink
887
00:46:24,900 --> 00:46:29,400
what I'm talking I'm a kind of a guy but
888
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:31,859
I like to I had a Doctor Vaughn has got
889
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:34,200
it made oh why do I let myself get
890
00:46:31,858 --> 00:46:36,779
talked into things like this why didn't
891
00:46:34,199 --> 00:46:39,239
you let me go to Hollywood hi Dr bunny
892
00:46:36,780 --> 00:46:41,040
don't be greedy darling you still have
893
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:42,329
the Jet Set they're ready we're ready I
894
00:46:41,039 --> 00:46:45,119
walk in I'll close them
895
00:46:42,329 --> 00:46:48,358
[Music]
896
00:46:45,119 --> 00:46:51,599
I'm Jack's pooper I mean I'm Dukes but
897
00:46:48,358 --> 00:46:52,799
I'm I'm poop doctor oh Mr Smith can I
898
00:46:51,599 --> 00:46:56,160
help you
899
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:58,339
no I'm perfectly happy standing right
900
00:46:56,159 --> 00:46:58,338
here
901
00:46:59,940 --> 00:47:03,800
foreign
902
00:47:00,980 --> 00:47:06,119
[Music]
903
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:08,818
if you will bear with me I shall be
904
00:47:06,119 --> 00:47:10,318
right back Henry
905
00:47:08,818 --> 00:47:11,818
take him home will you please do you
906
00:47:10,318 --> 00:47:14,699
have his address oh yes I have it on the
907
00:47:11,818 --> 00:47:15,739
appointment sheet are we still on yes we
908
00:47:14,699 --> 00:47:20,159
are now
909
00:47:15,739 --> 00:47:23,719
Dr Myerson you owe me a letter come on
910
00:47:20,159 --> 00:47:27,019
come on Mr Smith session's over
911
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:27,019
no way
912
00:47:27,059 --> 00:47:32,880
no before proceeding with corrective
913
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:36,240
therapy I plan to explore much more
914
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:39,420
fully each of these characters whose
915
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:41,399
neuroses are so vivid to Mr Smith that
916
00:47:39,420 --> 00:47:44,039
they actually take complete possession
917
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:47,099
of his Consciousness for a set period of
918
00:47:44,039 --> 00:47:49,380
time of course I felt the extraordinary
919
00:47:47,099 --> 00:47:51,660
nature of the case one to the time we
920
00:47:49,380 --> 00:47:54,480
had given it today on our very own
921
00:47:51,659 --> 00:47:56,399
closed circuit television session I
922
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:58,800
really want to add that if you had any
923
00:47:56,400 --> 00:48:01,619
comments at all please write to me call
924
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:02,818
or Telegraph right here to my Beverly
925
00:48:01,619 --> 00:48:05,769
Hills office
926
00:48:02,818 --> 00:48:26,119
doctors thank you so much
927
00:48:05,769 --> 00:48:29,059
[Music]
928
00:48:26,119 --> 00:48:32,720
oh my God
929
00:48:29,059 --> 00:48:32,719
hi it's Tommy Boy
930
00:48:33,619 --> 00:48:38,480
hiya Joe hi it's Tommy
931
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:44,889
hiya sexy
932
00:48:41,670 --> 00:48:44,889
[Music]
933
00:48:47,780 --> 00:48:51,780
Tommy Boy sit down have a drink well I'm
934
00:48:50,219 --> 00:48:53,639
sorry to intrude I didn't know that Mr
935
00:48:51,780 --> 00:48:55,740
Smith lived with anyone and somebody had
936
00:48:53,639 --> 00:48:57,539
to bring him home hey did you know you
937
00:48:55,739 --> 00:49:00,239
were on television how did you see it
938
00:48:57,539 --> 00:49:02,219
are you a doctor he was on every channel
939
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:03,539
about Expo
940
00:49:02,219 --> 00:49:05,279
expose our way
941
00:49:03,539 --> 00:49:06,358
it's impossible
942
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:09,300
didn't see me
943
00:49:06,358 --> 00:49:11,400
who are you I'm Dr Vaughn private
944
00:49:09,300 --> 00:49:13,940
secretary
945
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:17,039
she has a male secretary
946
00:49:13,940 --> 00:49:19,740
obviously hey you're the one that gave
947
00:49:17,039 --> 00:49:21,000
him the drinks but it's impossible how
948
00:49:19,739 --> 00:49:26,279
could you see it well it was close
949
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:29,900
circus but Dr Vaughn will be livid
950
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:33,500
come on come on
951
00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:36,180
ah come on Tommy yeah
952
00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:37,500
I don't want to get on my face we've got
953
00:49:36,179 --> 00:49:39,719
to get him in condition for tomorrow
954
00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:41,699
relax actually let me take care of him
955
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:44,899
this happens to be my specialty all
956
00:49:41,699 --> 00:50:06,159
right boy all right here we go
957
00:49:44,900 --> 00:50:06,160
[Music]
958
00:50:08,039 --> 00:50:11,039
ha
959
00:50:25,329 --> 00:50:29,449
[Music]
960
00:50:30,119 --> 00:50:33,119
ha
961
00:50:38,550 --> 00:50:46,019
[Music]
962
00:50:43,019 --> 00:50:46,019
foreign
963
00:50:49,460 --> 00:50:54,179
and now they want another closed circuit
964
00:50:51,780 --> 00:50:55,980
for Mr Smith's next appointment Henry
965
00:50:54,179 --> 00:50:57,539
nothing doing the many as a patient of
966
00:50:55,980 --> 00:50:59,338
mine I'm going to help him I'm not going
967
00:50:57,539 --> 00:51:01,139
to exploit him oh well of course I
968
00:50:59,338 --> 00:51:03,480
understand they can always read about
969
00:51:01,139 --> 00:51:06,179
him in your next book
970
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:08,280
why Santa what a surprise I could say
971
00:51:06,179 --> 00:51:10,019
the same thing what happened oh I don't
972
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:11,579
know it was an accident they tell me in
973
00:51:10,019 --> 00:51:13,380
Denver you realize this could have
974
00:51:11,579 --> 00:51:16,140
serious repercussions oh don't be silly
975
00:51:13,380 --> 00:51:18,780
she's made they wanted for lectures they
976
00:51:16,139 --> 00:51:21,000
wanted for a TV program of her own 15
977
00:51:18,780 --> 00:51:24,319
magazines wanted to write articles and
978
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,318
here read that
979
00:51:24,599 --> 00:51:30,720
I want to sponsor next show Clump soap
980
00:51:27,358 --> 00:51:32,818
stop do it in color stop
981
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:34,618
Clump soap
982
00:51:32,818 --> 00:51:36,900
I suppose next I want you to pose in
983
00:51:34,619 --> 00:51:38,460
some girly magazine
984
00:51:36,900 --> 00:51:41,500
ridiculous
985
00:51:38,460 --> 00:51:50,579
give me the girly [ __ ]
986
00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:53,219
[Music]
987
00:51:50,579 --> 00:51:55,320
well can you
988
00:51:53,219 --> 00:52:18,118
never
989
00:51:55,320 --> 00:52:19,480
[Music]
990
00:52:18,119 --> 00:52:37,010
thank you
991
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:37,010
[Music]
992
00:52:39,539 --> 00:52:45,420
you're getting nowhere
993
00:52:41,699 --> 00:52:47,159
you got that job yeah I got down
994
00:52:45,420 --> 00:52:49,440
know what I'm doing
995
00:52:47,159 --> 00:52:51,420
and over it smells like you're opening a
996
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:53,639
brewery
997
00:52:51,420 --> 00:52:57,059
I'm taking a bath
998
00:52:53,639 --> 00:52:59,089
you know what kind of a bat no
999
00:52:57,059 --> 00:53:01,140
no a beer bat
1000
00:52:59,090 --> 00:53:03,420
[Music]
1001
00:53:01,139 --> 00:53:06,179
you know when I first started stripping
1002
00:53:03,420 --> 00:53:11,539
I learned how to take a beer in
1003
00:53:06,179 --> 00:53:11,539
it made my hair feel good and clean
1004
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:16,739
oh we all did it
1005
00:53:14,639 --> 00:53:18,299
you know one day I was working in
1006
00:53:16,739 --> 00:53:21,858
Milwaukee
1007
00:53:18,300 --> 00:53:21,859
and I met this guy
1008
00:53:23,818 --> 00:53:27,719
this guy you know he sent me 10 kegs of
1009
00:53:26,639 --> 00:53:29,460
beer
1010
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:32,039
first I thought he was funny you know
1011
00:53:29,460 --> 00:53:34,679
the whole scene was funny
1012
00:53:32,039 --> 00:53:39,199
that he made a pass
1013
00:53:34,679 --> 00:53:39,199
so so I knew he got no class
1014
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:45,239
ain't got no class he's got one thing on
1015
00:53:43,380 --> 00:53:48,079
his mind
1016
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:53,058
so I did get rid of them
1017
00:53:48,079 --> 00:53:53,059
so I did it was easy getting ready
1018
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:57,780
he's really a nice guy
1019
00:53:56,400 --> 00:54:00,780
oh well
1020
00:53:57,780 --> 00:54:02,700
but meanwhile I'm stuck with all this
1021
00:54:00,780 --> 00:54:05,940
fear
1022
00:54:02,699 --> 00:54:08,460
that was good I was three days on my
1023
00:54:05,940 --> 00:54:11,519
show I had three days left on it
1024
00:54:08,460 --> 00:54:14,579
meanwhile I'm stuck with 10 kegs of beer
1025
00:54:11,519 --> 00:54:17,039
how can I possibly even drink 10 kgs of
1026
00:54:14,579 --> 00:54:20,579
beer in three days
1027
00:54:17,039 --> 00:54:22,440
I don't know what to do
1028
00:54:20,579 --> 00:54:24,180
so
1029
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:27,300
so I figured
1030
00:54:24,179 --> 00:54:30,480
what the heck if it makes my hair feel
1031
00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:31,980
good and clean
1032
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:33,960
why not take it back up
1033
00:54:31,980 --> 00:54:36,960
[Applause]
1034
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:36,960
oh
1035
00:54:39,838 --> 00:54:45,110
so you know
1036
00:54:42,838 --> 00:54:46,750
I did
1037
00:54:45,110 --> 00:54:48,000
[Applause]
1038
00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:50,019
[Music]
1039
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,358
something
1040
00:54:50,019 --> 00:54:54,719
[Applause]
1041
00:54:51,358 --> 00:54:56,838
I dug it
1042
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:56,838
okay
1043
00:54:57,239 --> 00:55:03,058
it made me really feel great
1044
00:55:00,358 --> 00:55:08,279
clean all over
1045
00:55:03,059 --> 00:55:10,559
you know Dance by hats so I figured
1046
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:13,500
why'd I take A Bear bath
1047
00:55:10,559 --> 00:55:16,319
it really makes me feel alive Tommy
1048
00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:18,420
really
1049
00:55:16,318 --> 00:55:21,858
you know
1050
00:55:18,420 --> 00:55:21,858
it must be the song
1051
00:55:25,858 --> 00:55:29,659
by the heart
1052
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:29,659
foreign
1053
00:55:50,670 --> 00:55:53,760
[Music]
1054
00:55:57,349 --> 00:56:00,670
[Music]
1055
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:12,960
well then you can leave
1056
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:15,559
good night and on your way uh don't peek
1057
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,559
in the mirror
1058
00:56:24,739 --> 00:56:31,098
unbelievable the reaction is just
1059
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:33,480
Fantastic look at this one yes oh oh
1060
00:56:31,099 --> 00:56:37,318
unbelievable I don't beat around the
1061
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:39,838
bush lady you're hot you too are you a
1062
00:56:37,318 --> 00:56:42,719
doctor no well I didn't think you meant
1063
00:56:39,838 --> 00:56:44,940
that medically who are you you heard of
1064
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:46,919
Robert L catch Productions no I'll talk
1065
00:56:44,940 --> 00:56:48,599
to our publicity Department shut up I
1066
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:51,119
make pictures exploitation pictures
1067
00:56:48,599 --> 00:56:54,960
money pictures yeah I'm Dr Bones
1068
00:56:51,119 --> 00:56:56,460
Attorney oh lawyer Lenny remember every
1069
00:56:54,960 --> 00:57:00,240
word I say
1070
00:56:56,460 --> 00:57:01,800
okay so how much how much per what for
1071
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:03,539
the rights I want to buy the picture
1072
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:05,940
rights this will be bigger than the
1073
00:57:03,539 --> 00:57:07,558
three faces of Eve wow did you do that
1074
00:57:05,940 --> 00:57:09,780
no
1075
00:57:07,559 --> 00:57:13,380
and that's why I've got to make this one
1076
00:57:09,780 --> 00:57:15,420
oh baby I'll make you a star right right
1077
00:57:13,380 --> 00:57:16,858
I don't have any rights and what
1078
00:57:15,420 --> 00:57:18,240
happened yesterday was the next wait a
1079
00:57:16,858 --> 00:57:20,058
minute you're an intrical part of this
1080
00:57:18,239 --> 00:57:23,219
oh I know well I made the appointment
1081
00:57:20,059 --> 00:57:24,960
I'll get ingridberg to play you
1082
00:57:23,219 --> 00:57:27,318
aren't we getting ahead of ourselves Mr
1083
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:27,318
cats
1084
00:57:28,500 --> 00:57:33,059
I've got it
1085
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:34,800
you want a buff Run please he's good
1086
00:57:33,059 --> 00:57:35,940
you want to hear the title yeah yeah
1087
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:40,260
yeah
1088
00:57:35,940 --> 00:57:44,338
the four faces of Adam RL you've done it
1089
00:57:40,260 --> 00:57:47,700
again it's Heaven what do you say
1090
00:57:44,338 --> 00:57:49,318
oh it's heaven isn't it yeah now let me
1091
00:57:47,699 --> 00:57:50,639
get this straight Miss Katz you're
1092
00:57:49,318 --> 00:57:53,219
willing to pay for the motion picture
1093
00:57:50,639 --> 00:57:55,500
rights to this man's life yeah it's only
1094
00:57:53,219 --> 00:57:56,639
a working title you understand yes my
1095
00:57:55,500 --> 00:57:57,960
writer will come up with something a
1096
00:57:56,639 --> 00:57:59,940
little more sex to it a little more
1097
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:02,579
Marquee value this is unbelievable
1098
00:57:59,940 --> 00:58:04,800
please I can hardly wait to hear the end
1099
00:58:02,579 --> 00:58:07,440
of the story yeah me too hey it's up to
1100
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:09,240
the writer all I want are the rights to
1101
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:11,280
this story exactly the way it happened
1102
00:58:09,239 --> 00:58:13,199
until Mr Smith came up here seeking
1103
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:16,559
Medical Aid and wound up on TV what
1104
00:58:13,199 --> 00:58:18,598
about the money Mr Katz uh say uh a
1105
00:58:16,559 --> 00:58:20,940
hundred thousand sixty thousand Mr Smith
1106
00:58:18,599 --> 00:58:22,500
here and forty thousand to Dr Vaughn oh
1107
00:58:20,940 --> 00:58:25,079
no no I think it should be divided
1108
00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:26,940
evenly well 50 50. well that's very
1109
00:58:25,079 --> 00:58:28,740
generous of you Mr Smith no no you don't
1110
00:58:26,940 --> 00:58:30,240
seem to understand Mr Sutter I think it
1111
00:58:28,739 --> 00:58:31,979
should be twenty thousand a piece after
1112
00:58:30,239 --> 00:58:34,259
all this four of us I mean me and
1113
00:58:31,980 --> 00:58:35,818
there's only one of Myra well that's the
1114
00:58:34,260 --> 00:58:38,280
most outrageous thing I've ever heard of
1115
00:58:35,818 --> 00:58:40,318
it certainly is a young man is a place
1116
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:42,000
for you in my organization all four of
1117
00:58:40,318 --> 00:58:44,039
you well I think it's the only fair
1118
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,659
thing to do I don't want to argue by the
1119
00:58:44,039 --> 00:58:47,400
money please Mara I will not let you
1120
00:58:45,659 --> 00:58:48,719
sign a fantastic proposition like that
1121
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:50,160
well it's the only way I I think it
1122
00:58:48,719 --> 00:58:52,500
would be fair
1123
00:58:50,159 --> 00:58:54,000
we're gonna do it his way please Oh
1124
00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:56,400
Brother Where the income tax people get
1125
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:58,079
a window this one well now that that's
1126
00:58:56,400 --> 00:59:01,579
all settled how would you have it young
1127
00:58:58,079 --> 00:59:01,579
man in one chick or four
1128
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:06,599
four
1129
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:10,460
I think it'd be easier to split up that
1130
00:59:06,599 --> 00:59:15,180
way oh that's the way you want it
1131
00:59:10,460 --> 00:59:18,019
twenty thousand a piece made out of cash
1132
00:59:15,179 --> 00:59:20,639
20 000 each
1133
00:59:18,019 --> 00:59:23,940
absolutely correct is your check Bruce
1134
00:59:20,639 --> 00:59:25,440
here's your sexy uh here's yours Joe I
1135
00:59:23,940 --> 00:59:28,380
hope you don't mind I I asked for twenty
1136
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:30,358
thousand for myself why I love you well
1137
00:59:28,380 --> 00:59:33,059
if it wasn't for you none of this would
1138
00:59:30,358 --> 00:59:34,460
have happened we're all grateful to You
1139
00:59:33,059 --> 00:59:38,280
Tommy
1140
00:59:34,460 --> 00:59:39,960
oh nothing really I don't know about the
1141
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:43,140
rest of you but I'm gonna move out of
1142
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:46,019
here and get me a place of my own so am
1143
00:59:43,139 --> 00:59:47,338
I so am I and I'll fix this place up gee
1144
00:59:46,019 --> 00:59:48,480
this place is so beautiful I really hate
1145
00:59:47,338 --> 00:59:51,539
to leave it
1146
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:52,740
do you Tommy yeah as a matter of fact I
1147
00:59:51,539 --> 00:59:54,420
don't think I will that's part of our
1148
00:59:52,739 --> 00:59:56,699
deal that I live here well you can't
1149
00:59:54,420 --> 00:59:58,440
stay here if we move out hey Bruce has
1150
00:59:56,699 --> 01:00:00,838
got a point here it might look bad for
1151
00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:02,639
sexy look at if you two are so worried
1152
01:00:00,838 --> 01:00:05,578
about my honor why don't you change your
1153
01:00:02,639 --> 01:00:08,699
minds and stay well maybe I will just
1154
01:00:05,579 --> 01:00:12,119
for a little while me too
1155
01:00:08,699 --> 01:00:15,058
it'll be just the way it was before
1156
01:00:12,119 --> 01:00:17,039
no why should a thing like that make me
1157
01:00:15,059 --> 01:00:20,579
so happy
1158
01:00:17,039 --> 01:00:22,199
why do I need analysis
1159
01:00:20,579 --> 01:00:23,579
I don't know why any of us are so happy
1160
01:00:22,199 --> 01:00:25,439
come to think of it sooner or later
1161
01:00:23,579 --> 01:00:27,539
someone's bound to find out this whole
1162
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:29,460
thing's a hoax forget it we haven't done
1163
01:00:27,539 --> 01:00:31,259
anything wrong have we well we paid for
1164
01:00:29,460 --> 01:00:32,380
the first session didn't we I'm not
1165
01:00:31,260 --> 01:00:35,460
thinking about us
1166
01:00:32,380 --> 01:00:38,039
[Music]
1167
01:00:35,460 --> 01:00:39,720
all right then Dr Vaughn but I've got to
1168
01:00:38,039 --> 01:00:42,179
stay under analysis until you three are
1169
01:00:39,719 --> 01:00:43,618
cured or she can be ruined and since
1170
01:00:42,179 --> 01:00:46,919
when have you developed this strong
1171
01:00:43,619 --> 01:00:52,280
protective feeding for Dr Vaughn hey
1172
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:52,280
sexy you sound jealous me challenge
1173
01:00:54,079 --> 01:01:02,900
oh there's a laugh for you
1174
01:00:57,050 --> 01:01:05,900
[Music]
1175
01:01:02,900 --> 01:01:05,900
thank you
1176
01:01:07,380 --> 01:01:12,480
sort of choke you up doesn't it doctor
1177
01:01:10,019 --> 01:01:14,219
well I must say I'm surprised uh your
1178
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:16,199
attitude is completely different than
1179
01:01:14,219 --> 01:01:18,659
was in our classes
1180
01:01:16,199 --> 01:01:21,058
but I almost believe you're getting rid
1181
01:01:18,659 --> 01:01:23,460
of some of your problems have you seen
1182
01:01:21,059 --> 01:01:25,740
another doctor
1183
01:01:23,460 --> 01:01:28,139
well let's just say I set my Neurosis
1184
01:01:25,739 --> 01:01:31,199
out oh really
1185
01:01:28,139 --> 01:01:33,480
but my feelings haven't changed doctor I
1186
01:01:31,199 --> 01:01:34,679
know they haven't changed that's why I
1187
01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:35,818
had to come to you for private
1188
01:01:34,679 --> 01:01:38,338
treatments
1189
01:01:35,818 --> 01:01:39,480
you've just got to help me well as I
1190
01:01:38,338 --> 01:01:42,539
remember yours was a rather
1191
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:45,500
extraordinary case uh let me look up a
1192
01:01:42,539 --> 01:01:45,500
few points here
1193
01:01:45,838 --> 01:01:51,259
station feels antagonism towards all men
1194
01:01:48,900 --> 01:01:51,260
that's
1195
01:01:52,139 --> 01:01:58,199
has symptoms of extreme exhibitionism
1196
01:01:55,619 --> 01:02:00,838
coupled with a guilt complex
1197
01:01:58,199 --> 01:02:03,659
and a tendency to withdraw from the
1198
01:02:00,838 --> 01:02:04,980
competitions of society that's all true
1199
01:02:03,659 --> 01:02:08,460
doctor
1200
01:02:04,980 --> 01:02:10,559
that's me exactly I've just been reading
1201
01:02:08,460 --> 01:02:13,260
you the established symptoms of the
1202
01:02:10,559 --> 01:02:15,480
celebrated Mr Smith
1203
01:02:13,260 --> 01:02:17,940
you rack thank you
1204
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:21,179
that's a pretty sneaky thing to do to me
1205
01:02:17,940 --> 01:02:24,358
doctor oh of course it's not uncommon
1206
01:02:21,179 --> 01:02:26,578
that a patient can borrow symptoms from
1207
01:02:24,358 --> 01:02:28,500
someone else who's ill too
1208
01:02:26,579 --> 01:02:30,900
especially someone who happens to be in
1209
01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:33,559
the Limelight but
1210
01:02:30,900 --> 01:02:33,559
I tell you
1211
01:02:39,539 --> 01:02:44,039
I tell you maybe they are
1212
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:47,099
frankly you're trapped
1213
01:02:44,039 --> 01:02:49,500
why you actor
1214
01:02:47,099 --> 01:02:51,420
I didn't mean any harm I try to tell you
1215
01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:54,000
but you wouldn't let me what do you mean
1216
01:02:51,420 --> 01:02:55,380
I wouldn't let you don't remember I said
1217
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:57,719
I had this friend who had these symptoms
1218
01:02:55,380 --> 01:03:00,660
well you said no always use the first
1219
01:02:57,719 --> 01:03:02,939
person oh
1220
01:03:00,659 --> 01:03:04,739
well naturally when you said that I had
1221
01:03:02,940 --> 01:03:07,200
to pretend that the problems were mine
1222
01:03:04,739 --> 01:03:09,838
the way the way I think it happened is
1223
01:03:07,199 --> 01:03:11,578
oh please please I'm only trying to tell
1224
01:03:09,838 --> 01:03:13,798
you how it happened
1225
01:03:11,579 --> 01:03:15,180
why don't you go back to your pad or
1226
01:03:13,798 --> 01:03:17,519
whatever it is you actors live in and
1227
01:03:15,179 --> 01:03:19,919
let us get this thing settled you better
1228
01:03:17,519 --> 01:03:22,739
leave now she's obviously a [ __ ] Shook
1229
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:25,139
Up well all right uh what time's the
1230
01:03:22,739 --> 01:03:26,639
next session please go
1231
01:03:25,139 --> 01:03:27,589
I'll do my best to straighten this out
1232
01:03:26,639 --> 01:03:30,688
really I will
1233
01:03:27,590 --> 01:03:30,689
[Applause]
1234
01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:37,139
now what's your proposition
1235
01:03:34,798 --> 01:03:39,239
it's very simple in return for my
1236
01:03:37,139 --> 01:03:42,900
silence you will call me in as a
1237
01:03:39,239 --> 01:03:44,879
consultant and I shall affect a cure
1238
01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:48,440
on television
1239
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:48,440
hello this is blackmail tell him
1240
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:53,220
tell him there's blackmail and I think
1241
01:03:51,900 --> 01:03:55,980
you ought to accept
1242
01:03:53,219 --> 01:03:57,298
Hi Well apart from your professional
1243
01:03:55,980 --> 01:03:59,519
reputation we have to think of your
1244
01:03:57,298 --> 01:04:01,019
child psychology clinic if I never got
1245
01:03:59,519 --> 01:04:02,699
out that you were a part of a fraud no
1246
01:04:01,019 --> 01:04:04,199
matter how innocent right all right all
1247
01:04:02,699 --> 01:04:05,699
right I'll accept
1248
01:04:04,199 --> 01:04:07,980
in one condition
1249
01:04:05,699 --> 01:04:09,779
Dr salvation since there are three other
1250
01:04:07,980 --> 01:04:13,139
patients involved you are going to treat
1251
01:04:09,780 --> 01:04:16,500
them before we come out with a cure for
1252
01:04:13,139 --> 01:04:18,358
the hypothetical Mr Smith agreed let's
1253
01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:19,798
go and see them right now as a matter of
1254
01:04:18,358 --> 01:04:22,318
fact I happen to know them all quite
1255
01:04:19,798 --> 01:04:24,539
well all three of them
1256
01:04:22,318 --> 01:04:29,599
I can see footnote in the medical
1257
01:04:24,539 --> 01:04:29,599
journals now salverson syndrome
1258
01:04:29,809 --> 01:04:33,578
[Music]
1259
01:04:34,818 --> 01:04:38,818
yeah well what is it down Miss twitchell
1260
01:04:37,559 --> 01:04:40,980
it's what we were talking about this
1261
01:04:38,818 --> 01:04:43,199
morning in the office about my getting a
1262
01:04:40,980 --> 01:04:45,240
little raise oh really miss twitchell
1263
01:04:43,199 --> 01:04:48,838
I'm sick and tired of the whole subject
1264
01:04:45,239 --> 01:04:51,598
the answer is still once more no
1265
01:04:48,838 --> 01:04:53,940
but Mr Blythe I'm doing the work of
1266
01:04:51,599 --> 01:04:56,099
three people and you fired your jet and
1267
01:04:53,940 --> 01:04:57,838
Gertrude and I'm even doing the typing
1268
01:04:56,099 --> 01:05:00,660
and the bookkeeping and handling the
1269
01:04:57,838 --> 01:05:02,880
switchboard I'm only asking for a little
1270
01:05:00,659 --> 01:05:03,960
ten dollar raise Mr Blythe Miss
1271
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:06,059
twitchell
1272
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:08,760
it's always been a policy of this
1273
01:05:06,059 --> 01:05:12,059
company never to give raises it uh it
1274
01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:15,599
leads to a lot of trouble and so good
1275
01:05:12,059 --> 01:05:19,260
evening but Mr Black after 17 years
1276
01:05:15,599 --> 01:05:22,700
surely I deserve so oh this is really
1277
01:05:19,260 --> 01:05:26,099
two bad shows it's most embarrassing uh
1278
01:05:22,699 --> 01:05:29,578
we'll talk about it tomorrow oh
1279
01:05:26,099 --> 01:05:31,640
no Debbie uh won't you uh care to join
1280
01:05:29,579 --> 01:05:33,480
me in a small libation
1281
01:05:31,639 --> 01:05:36,480
[Music]
1282
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:41,179
a bartender a little bar Scotch for the
1283
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:41,179
lady and a double of your best
1284
01:05:44,289 --> 01:05:47,420
[Music]
1285
01:05:51,210 --> 01:05:54,760
[Music]
1286
01:05:55,338 --> 01:06:00,239
uh bartender is there a telephone around
1287
01:05:57,900 --> 01:06:02,099
here quite sure right here sir oh thank
1288
01:06:00,239 --> 01:06:05,159
you can I make a call sure local call
1289
01:06:02,099 --> 01:06:07,940
yes 50 cents please oh well I'll have a
1290
01:06:05,159 --> 01:06:07,940
beer okay
1291
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:13,920
uh hello information I'd like the
1292
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:15,599
telephone number of RL cats Productions
1293
01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:18,420
yes I want to make a confession
1294
01:06:15,599 --> 01:06:21,079
confession no no no the name is cat it's
1295
01:06:18,420 --> 01:06:23,579
not a confession no cats
1296
01:06:21,079 --> 01:06:27,000
k-a-t-z-r-l catch Productions
1297
01:06:23,579 --> 01:06:31,500
seven six two one one four one
1298
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:34,079
Mrs Barkley can't come right in I
1299
01:06:31,500 --> 01:06:37,139
suppose Rodney Perkins had been calling
1300
01:06:34,079 --> 01:06:40,619
and calling okay no Mrs Kent he didn't
1301
01:06:37,139 --> 01:06:44,358
uh but he'll be here I'm sure but if he
1302
01:06:40,619 --> 01:06:44,358
doesn't come I'm available
1303
01:06:45,019 --> 01:06:51,000
you silly boy
1304
01:06:48,199 --> 01:06:54,419
did anybody ever tell you how this
1305
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:55,699
beautiful hands he will Rocky always
1306
01:06:54,420 --> 01:06:59,480
says that
1307
01:06:55,699 --> 01:07:02,038
[Laughter]
1308
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:04,460
yes just one little one
1309
01:07:02,039 --> 01:07:08,520
Jolene
1310
01:07:04,460 --> 01:07:11,220
oh hold on Mrs Kent all right this is a
1311
01:07:08,519 --> 01:07:13,980
sticker yeah you over there
1312
01:07:11,219 --> 01:07:17,639
okay Edwards all right now which one is
1313
01:07:13,980 --> 01:07:19,019
Mrs Barkley there's the little doll baby
1314
01:07:17,639 --> 01:07:21,058
all right everybody put your hands on
1315
01:07:19,019 --> 01:07:23,420
the bar there's all right Mrs Ken put
1316
01:07:21,059 --> 01:07:26,339
your jewels on a bar
1317
01:07:23,420 --> 01:07:29,298
I don't have any I I didn't wear any
1318
01:07:26,338 --> 01:07:29,298
jewelry today yeah
1319
01:07:31,679 --> 01:07:34,750
[Music]
1320
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:43,079
mind your own business these men know
1321
01:07:40,980 --> 01:07:44,460
what they're doing would you fellas
1322
01:07:43,079 --> 01:07:47,039
please be quiet I'm talking on the phone
1323
01:07:44,460 --> 01:07:48,838
Mr catch it's the truth I swear I'll
1324
01:07:47,039 --> 01:07:51,240
meet you at their place that's 210 Elm
1325
01:07:48,838 --> 01:07:53,699
Street yes sir thanks
1326
01:07:51,239 --> 01:07:56,598
oh well that's right I didn't pay the
1327
01:07:53,699 --> 01:07:56,598
half an hour for a call
1328
01:07:56,838 --> 01:08:02,838
all right strip everything
1329
01:08:00,420 --> 01:08:02,838
hmm
1330
01:08:07,019 --> 01:08:12,559
Kent
1331
01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:12,559
that was so cool
1332
01:08:12,679 --> 01:08:16,880
I didn't mean that
1333
01:08:17,369 --> 01:08:21,119
[Music]
1334
01:08:22,939 --> 01:08:30,778
relax people Rodney is here
1335
01:08:27,350 --> 01:08:33,480
[Music]
1336
01:08:30,779 --> 01:08:35,279
what a dreadful experience one morning
1337
01:08:33,479 --> 01:08:37,500
what about what you're enjoying a quiet
1338
01:08:35,279 --> 01:08:39,120
drink in the next you're facing death if
1339
01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:41,719
I ever get out of this alive I'll be
1340
01:08:39,119 --> 01:08:46,759
good to buy a family I'll I'll
1341
01:08:41,719 --> 01:08:46,759
uh I'll give you that ten dollar raise
1342
01:08:48,949 --> 01:08:52,028
[Music]
1343
01:08:52,619 --> 01:09:05,880
I think that I called you a silly boy
1344
01:08:56,729 --> 01:09:10,440
[Music]
1345
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:12,960
Adam so I steal things wrong so I steal
1346
01:09:10,439 --> 01:09:14,519
things so I steal things so I steal
1347
01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:22,500
things
1348
01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:25,100
[Music]
1349
01:09:22,500 --> 01:09:25,100
how do you
1350
01:09:25,198 --> 01:09:30,119
fright young man
1351
01:09:27,479 --> 01:09:32,419
what's wrong with you you hold up to be
1352
01:09:30,119 --> 01:09:32,420
my mother
1353
01:09:33,659 --> 01:09:41,179
[Music]
1354
01:09:42,539 --> 01:09:48,600
come on let's get out of here
1355
01:09:45,659 --> 01:09:52,159
don't anybody move for half an hour
1356
01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:52,160
you do you get your head blown off
1357
01:09:52,198 --> 01:09:55,738
these guys may be telling the truth I
1358
01:09:54,179 --> 01:09:57,539
say we stay here for a half hour before
1359
01:09:55,738 --> 01:09:59,718
looking for help there's plenty of
1360
01:09:57,539 --> 01:10:03,899
tablecloths over there
1361
01:09:59,719 --> 01:10:07,619
are you all right yes Rodney and that
1362
01:10:03,899 --> 01:10:09,479
young man saved all my jewelry
1363
01:10:07,619 --> 01:10:12,738
where is he
1364
01:10:09,479 --> 01:10:14,659
where can he be he's got all my jewelry
1365
01:10:12,738 --> 01:10:17,789
Edward's Crawford
1366
01:10:14,659 --> 01:10:19,920
where where is
1367
01:10:17,789 --> 01:10:21,920
[Music]
1368
01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:21,920
um
1369
01:10:29,579 --> 01:10:33,600
well I've heard of rhythm of bars but
1370
01:10:31,859 --> 01:10:37,339
this is ridiculous
1371
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:37,340
give me the double scotch
1372
01:10:37,679 --> 01:10:43,319
now I'm fully aware as is Dr Vaughn that
1373
01:10:41,340 --> 01:10:45,779
the analysis I'm about to give you is a
1374
01:10:43,319 --> 01:10:48,599
superficial one but I'm also convinced
1375
01:10:45,779 --> 01:10:52,439
to be largely beneficial
1376
01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:54,900
now you Joe your anti-social attitude is
1377
01:10:52,439 --> 01:10:58,259
a defense against insipid alcoholism
1378
01:10:54,899 --> 01:11:00,658
probably congenital I suggest you commit
1379
01:10:58,260 --> 01:11:02,880
yourself to good sanitarium as you're
1380
01:11:00,658 --> 01:11:07,198
killing yourself anyhow
1381
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:10,380
oh now sexy you are definitely frigid
1382
01:11:07,198 --> 01:11:13,678
uh your exhibitionism I would say is a
1383
01:11:10,380 --> 01:11:15,659
sublimation of the sex Surge and I
1384
01:11:13,679 --> 01:11:19,579
suggest that you seek an occupation that
1385
01:11:15,658 --> 01:11:19,579
will keep you away from all men
1386
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:24,719
now Bruce you are definitely a
1387
01:11:22,738 --> 01:11:27,500
narcissist and I would say your
1388
01:11:24,719 --> 01:11:31,560
kleptomania stems from hurting others
1389
01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:33,238
stuttering is insecurity you're wrong I
1390
01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:36,739
would go to a psychiatrist and go under
1391
01:11:33,238 --> 01:11:36,738
analysis if I were you I
1392
01:11:42,060 --> 01:11:48,420
listen he does have your case histories
1393
01:11:44,819 --> 01:11:49,979
but uh I can't say that I am disagreeing
1394
01:11:48,420 --> 01:11:52,739
with him either
1395
01:11:49,979 --> 01:11:56,178
as this signs really showed when Mr
1396
01:11:52,738 --> 01:11:56,178
Smith told me about your promise
1397
01:11:59,420 --> 01:12:05,880
oh hello there hello there hello there
1398
01:12:03,238 --> 01:12:07,919
hello there what are you afraid of Tommy
1399
01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:10,020
confessed to everything even wanted to
1400
01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:11,699
give us our check back
1401
01:12:10,020 --> 01:12:14,460
he what
1402
01:12:11,698 --> 01:12:17,639
I like it better it's a stronger twist
1403
01:12:14,460 --> 01:12:19,198
right right yeah he tells me yeah much
1404
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:21,600
better has more meaning be a hell of a
1405
01:12:19,198 --> 01:12:24,139
finish oh take a bigger cast but that's
1406
01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:24,140
no problem
1407
01:12:24,300 --> 01:12:29,159
everybody
1408
01:12:26,340 --> 01:12:31,260
oh boy I was in a robbery I was hit on
1409
01:12:29,158 --> 01:12:32,698
ahead you know you'll never guess what
1410
01:12:31,260 --> 01:12:33,780
happened yeah well neither were you they
1411
01:12:32,698 --> 01:12:36,359
don't want their money back they want to
1412
01:12:33,779 --> 01:12:38,698
give you more no
1413
01:12:36,359 --> 01:12:40,619
what's matter sexy I'll help you with
1414
01:12:38,698 --> 01:12:43,019
the Finish I've just psychoanalyzed all
1415
01:12:40,619 --> 01:12:44,939
of them my name is Dr Joel salverson
1416
01:12:43,020 --> 01:12:48,600
what's wrong with them
1417
01:12:44,939 --> 01:12:50,399
she's frigid and he's a narcissist
1418
01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:53,060
shocked at you what kind of professional
1419
01:12:50,399 --> 01:12:55,079
Behavior it is I'm going to report
1420
01:12:53,060 --> 01:12:58,920
you report me
1421
01:12:55,079 --> 01:13:01,439
sure sure later he's a what it's a lie
1422
01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:02,640
I'm a kleptomaniac but great
1423
01:13:01,439 --> 01:13:04,559
what
1424
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:07,560
what
1425
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:09,060
sexy don't listen to them doctor I'm
1426
01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:10,679
surprised at you what's the matter with
1427
01:13:09,060 --> 01:13:12,179
you I know these people I've lived with
1428
01:13:10,679 --> 01:13:14,579
these people they're my friends there's
1429
01:13:12,179 --> 01:13:16,380
nothing wrong with them nothing wrong
1430
01:13:14,579 --> 01:13:18,420
with them no
1431
01:13:16,380 --> 01:13:21,179
sexy you are not frigid your only
1432
01:13:18,420 --> 01:13:24,119
problem is is you're a virgin
1433
01:13:21,179 --> 01:13:27,000
a virgin all right sexy
1434
01:13:24,119 --> 01:13:29,819
you're pretty close see all you really
1435
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:31,800
need is a man and Bruce this is
1436
01:13:29,819 --> 01:13:35,219
ridiculous Tommy you're way out of your
1437
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:37,679
depth way out
1438
01:13:35,219 --> 01:13:39,600
please Bruce you know what your problem
1439
01:13:37,679 --> 01:13:41,520
is it's very simple you just have to
1440
01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:44,699
find a girl you can chase a girl who
1441
01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:50,120
won't be easy like sexy
1442
01:13:44,698 --> 01:13:50,119
she's right you are a jerk
1443
01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:58,140
I know I'm not wrong go to her tummy
1444
01:13:55,140 --> 01:13:59,520
speak to her but gently hey Bruce why
1445
01:13:58,140 --> 01:14:01,199
don't you ask the doctor out I mean
1446
01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:04,080
she's not easy she'd really be a
1447
01:14:01,198 --> 01:14:06,839
challenge see ya
1448
01:14:04,079 --> 01:14:10,800
that's impossible you've already said
1449
01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:13,699
enough today sir impossible
1450
01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:15,440
[Music]
1451
01:14:13,698 --> 01:14:20,119
go away
1452
01:14:15,439 --> 01:14:22,859
so actually turn around please no why
1453
01:14:20,119 --> 01:14:25,859
because I look like hell
1454
01:14:22,859 --> 01:14:29,279
they're going back outside sexy I'm
1455
01:14:25,859 --> 01:14:30,599
sorry I apologize please I'm sorry I I
1456
01:14:29,279 --> 01:14:33,420
was so mad at that jerk I didn't know
1457
01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:35,880
what I was saying really I'm sorry
1458
01:14:33,420 --> 01:14:38,460
what made you say I was a virgin
1459
01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:40,739
what made me say it say Well when your
1460
01:14:38,460 --> 01:14:42,658
mom sexy I know more about you than
1461
01:14:40,738 --> 01:14:44,399
anybody else in the world
1462
01:14:42,658 --> 01:14:46,500
well hell you should I've told you all
1463
01:14:44,399 --> 01:14:48,479
about myself
1464
01:14:46,500 --> 01:14:50,520
sexy I'm sorry I didn't mean for Bruce
1465
01:14:48,479 --> 01:14:52,139
to make a pass at you I didn't mean it
1466
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:55,140
like that I meant Someone Like You
1467
01:14:52,140 --> 01:14:57,539
someone that good really I love you I'd
1468
01:14:55,140 --> 01:14:58,560
never let anybody make a pass at you you
1469
01:14:57,539 --> 01:15:02,779
what
1470
01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:07,080
I love you sexy don't you know that
1471
01:15:02,779 --> 01:15:09,738
I know it now can I kiss you
1472
01:15:07,079 --> 01:15:09,738
yes
1473
01:15:16,979 --> 01:15:22,049
[Music]
1474
01:15:23,359 --> 01:15:27,479
exactly what's wrong with you you broke
1475
01:15:25,979 --> 01:15:28,919
our bargain while we moved in here you
1476
01:15:27,479 --> 01:15:30,119
said there'd be no fooling around now
1477
01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:31,739
look what you're doing how'd you get me
1478
01:15:30,119 --> 01:15:34,198
into your room here
1479
01:15:31,738 --> 01:15:35,819
what happened to you sexy
1480
01:15:34,198 --> 01:15:38,639
what happened to me why'd you break your
1481
01:15:35,819 --> 01:15:40,579
word oh sexy how could you treat little
1482
01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:46,980
old Bruce this way I
1483
01:15:40,579 --> 01:15:48,979
[Music]
1484
01:15:46,979 --> 01:15:48,979
mean
1485
01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:53,579
what's the matter what's wrong what's
1486
01:15:51,899 --> 01:15:55,439
wrong she just try to take advantage of
1487
01:15:53,579 --> 01:15:57,960
me that's what's wrong
1488
01:15:55,439 --> 01:16:01,079
he went over to kiss me and we bumped
1489
01:15:57,960 --> 01:16:04,079
heads oh yeah
1490
01:16:01,079 --> 01:16:07,559
what are you doing in my dress
1491
01:16:04,079 --> 01:16:11,140
oh no Mommy I think you better go oh yes
1492
01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:12,620
Zoey you're a thief
1493
01:16:11,140 --> 01:16:15,659
[Music]
1494
01:16:12,619 --> 01:16:17,819
there he is he's the one that has my
1495
01:16:15,658 --> 01:16:18,849
jewels and he probably has our clothes
1496
01:16:17,819 --> 01:16:29,429
too
1497
01:16:18,850 --> 01:16:29,430
[Music]
1498
01:16:30,658 --> 01:16:34,039
what a fish
1499
01:16:36,119 --> 01:16:40,019
yeah
1500
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:42,260
everything all right miss cam wonderful
1501
01:16:40,020 --> 01:16:42,260
thanks
1502
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:46,579
so much for the convertible
1503
01:16:47,460 --> 01:16:52,279
he made the down payment the rest of the
1504
01:16:49,738 --> 01:16:55,738
payments depend on you
1505
01:16:52,279 --> 01:16:59,039
but what about my car payments poopsie
1506
01:16:55,738 --> 01:17:01,019
Naughty Boy you you forgot to call and
1507
01:16:59,039 --> 01:17:04,158
call and call
1508
01:17:01,020 --> 01:17:08,340
let that be a lesson to you Crawford
1509
01:17:04,158 --> 01:17:12,599
I used to be a peeler for the mobs now
1510
01:17:08,340 --> 01:17:16,380
I'm healing and appealing to the snarves
1511
01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:18,000
I used to Bear my derriere down to a
1512
01:17:16,380 --> 01:17:22,520
bare bikini
1513
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:26,760
but now I wear a feather there
1514
01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:29,940
created by Cassini
1515
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:32,940
now all the fancy gentlemen ship
1516
01:17:29,939 --> 01:17:36,178
champagne for my slipper
1517
01:17:32,939 --> 01:17:40,439
I used to down the court of gin and
1518
01:17:36,179 --> 01:17:42,119
zapped with all my supper
1519
01:17:40,439 --> 01:17:45,059
listen let me tell you about this other
1520
01:17:42,119 --> 01:17:47,399
case it's real kooky make a Heaven movie
1521
01:17:45,060 --> 01:17:50,300
in the office in the office in the
1522
01:17:47,399 --> 01:17:54,559
office you know people say I'm Different
1523
01:17:50,300 --> 01:18:00,840
since I take it off with class
1524
01:17:54,560 --> 01:18:03,920
to me I feel the same I still show the
1525
01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:03,920
same old
1526
01:18:04,198 --> 01:18:07,198
man
1527
01:18:08,189 --> 01:18:13,719
[Music]
1528
01:18:14,119 --> 01:18:24,979
attractions
1529
01:18:15,590 --> 01:18:28,150
[Music]
1530
01:18:24,979 --> 01:18:29,939
it sure tastes like tomato juice
1531
01:18:28,149 --> 01:18:32,479
[Music]
1532
01:18:29,939 --> 01:18:32,479
oh
1533
01:18:42,619 --> 01:18:45,679
my God
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