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Oh. Hey, there.
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Happy Holidays.
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I was just looking at some old photos.
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Did I ever tell you about the Maddens'
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first Christmas in Valley View?
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It was definitely one I'll never forget.
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- [shutter clicks]
- Yay!
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It's the day before Christmas.
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My favorite day of the year.
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Wow, that is a lot of excitement
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for a fat guy coming down a chimney.
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Hey, guys.
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Here it is!
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Our first family Christmas tree.
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We cut it down ourselves.
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We? I cut it down.
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And I told you to do it.
That's teamwork, Jake.
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Isn't this great?
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The smell of the trees,
the cookies in the oven.
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And everyone's just a little bit
nicer to each other.
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Did you just chop down my tree?
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Never mind the halls.
I'm about to deck you in the--
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Ah-ah, Grandma!
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It's the holidays.
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Remember what
your anger management coach said.
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Show some compassion.
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And try to keep it together
until your next appointment.
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Fine.
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Since I gave you a tree,
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you're about to help me finish
my Christmas to-do list.
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The shopping, the wrapping,
the decorating.
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You haven't done any of it?
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Nah. From Thanksgiving on,
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I just sit in a chair
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waiting for the cold in the air
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to match the cold in my heart.
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Well, Colby will be happy to help.
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Me? Why me?
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Because you seemed like
you'd be the least happy to help.
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Come on, elf boy.
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Time to clock you in to Celia's workshop.
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You're gonna look great in green tights.
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She's kidding about the tights, right?
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It's the pointy shoes
you should be worried about.
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So...
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did you get the number one thing
on both of our Christmas lists?
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I mean, it is the first time
we're exchanging gifts
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on the biggest holiday of the year.
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But no pressure.
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We asked for Bumps.
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You know, those cool headphones
that sound amazing
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and double as a weapon
when you throw them like a boomerang?
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Those are the hottest gift this year.
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They're almost impossible to find.
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But remember,
Christmas isn't just about the presents.
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Of course not.
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But fair warning,
me getting those headphones
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will determine whether or not
you have a happy New Year.
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Oh, Amy, let them enjoy their New Year.
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It's the rest of the year
they should be worried about.
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Can you believe them?
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Like we wouldn't get the top thing
on their lists.
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[laughs] Seriously.
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I didn't buy them, did you?
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I didn't know there was a list!
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[theme music playing]
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[rock theme plays]
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Oh, if you want to know
what you're getting, just ask me.
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{\an8}I already opened all your gifts
and rewrapped them again.
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{\an8}Amy!
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{\an8}- I opened all of hers too.
- Jake!
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{\an8}I had to make sure her gifts
weren't better than mine.
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{\an8}And they're not.
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{\an8}Hope you like a sweater that says:
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{\an8}"Sleigh it ain't so."
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{\an8}I can't believe you two.
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{\an8}All you care about are the presents.
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{\an8}That is not what Christmas is about.
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{\an8}Hmm, yeah. I think the bigger problem is,
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{\an8}I opened all those gifts
and I didn't see one pair of Bumps.
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{\an8}Neither did I. It's almost Christmas.
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{\an8}What if they didn't get them?
I'm losing my mind, Amy!
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{\an8}I'm losing my mind!
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{\an8}How do you think I feel?
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{\an8}I was counting on those to tune you out.
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{\an8}This gift-wrapping thing is hard work.
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{\an8}Next year, everyone's getting
their presents in grocery bags.
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{\an8}Two more gifts for under the tree.
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{\an8}One for Amy, one for Jake.
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{\an8}- I can't wait any longer.
- Attack!
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{\an8}Oh!
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What's this?
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Your number one gift.
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No. We wanted Bumps. These are Zumps.
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Bumps, Zumps, what's the difference?
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Oh, about a hundred dollars,
since you left the price tag on.
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These are knockoffs.
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Look, we tried every store in Valley View,
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and they're all sold out, sorry.
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We hate to drop bad news and leave,
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but we also hate
to drop bad news and stay.
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Time for Plan B.
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Buying them ourselves
and reminding Mom and Dad
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they're horrible parents.
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Exactly.
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Valley View might not have any,
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but someplace in Texas has to have a pair.
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To the Internet!
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You two are a lost cause.
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Oh, yes!
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Okay, this says a store
a few towns over has one pair left.
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But we need two pairs.
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Oh. Right.
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Amy, get back here!
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Hello?
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Yes, could you put your last pair of Bumps
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on hold for me, please?
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Ma'am, it's Christmas.
That type of language is uncalled for.
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Look at those suckers.
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Putting in all that work
decorating their houses
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for the holidays just to take it down
two weeks later.
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On the plus side, I do enjoy seeing
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the occasional middle-aged man
fall off a roof.
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Seasons greetings, Maddens.
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Yikes! Your house looks like
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where holiday cheer goes to die.
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Nope, still depressing.
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I guess the glasses weren't the problem.
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I beg to differ.
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Where are all your decorations?
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Not really our thing.
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Well, you two Scrooges are missing out.
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Every Christmas Eve,
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the best-decorated house
in the neighborhood
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wins the grand prize.
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And suddenly, it is our thing.
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Well, you're a little late.
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The judging starts in a few hours.
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This year,
I've got an inflatable snow woman
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and I dressed her up as Jennifer Lopez.
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I call her J-Snow.
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[giggles]
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Get this, she dances
as she throws snowballs
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at unsuspecting people passing by.
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Pfft. That's not that impressive.
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[gasps]
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Okay, that's impressive.
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And that's why I always win.
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[dog yelps]
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Oh, dear.
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J-Snow just took out
Mrs. Stodemeyer's Yorkie.
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Well, that'll teach him
to turn my snow yellow.
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Toodles.
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Time to make this house
look like Christmas
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threw up all over it.
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I want to beat him too,
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but there's barely any time to decorate.
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Plus, you know, manual labor.
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Ugh!
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We'll just use our powers.
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You can amp up the lights to be
the brightest on the block,
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and we'll get Colby to do the rest,
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because why have kids
if not gonna make 'em
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do our dirty work?
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I don't know, it still seems
like a lot of effort.
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[gasps]
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Okay, now I'm in.
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[sighs]
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There you are.
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You've barely made a dent
in my Christmas to-do list.
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I need a break.
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I've spent my entire day
wrapping your presents,
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decorating your tree.
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I mean, I even replaced
the transmission in your car.
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Look, I really am grateful for your help.
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I even brought you this gift
to show my appreciation.
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What is it?
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It's a Christmas Troll in a Bowl.
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He keeps an eye on you
to make sure you behave,
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or you won't get any presents
on Christmas morning.
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Yeah, right. I'm not a little kid, Celia.
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That's not gonna work.
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Wait, did that thing just wink at me?
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I don't know. Did he?
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I sure wish I had some help
with my Christmas to-do list.
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Uh, y-you know what?
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Turns out I have more energy
than I thought.
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Good, 'cause I have
a longer list than I thought.
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Bumps! I need the Bumps!
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I need them more. I'll do anything.
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I'll wash your car. I'll clean your house.
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Don't have a house? I'll build you one.
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Sorry, you're out of luck.
Just sold the last pair.
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To who?
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Whoever it is, we can take 'em.
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To her.
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Happy Holidays!
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Uh-oh.
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I don't suppose
security could walk me out?
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Hartley, what are you doing?
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You know I wanted those headphones.
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Well, how do you know
I wasn't buying them for you?
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- Were you?
- No way.
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These babies are all mine.
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I'm sorry, but I wanted them too.
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And when I found out
there was only one pair left,
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I had to get them.
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Well, it's official.
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My first Christmas is ruined.
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Ha! You didn't get them.
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Neither did you.
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You don't have to rub it in.
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I can't believe you bought all this stuff.
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Why would I buy it
when it's sitting on people's houses,
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ripe for the taking?
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Hey, Colby, give us a hand
with these Christmas decorations.
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Sorry, I'm already helping Celia.
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But we're trying to create joy
for the sake of greed.
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And a good son would help us first.
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But I...
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am happy to help.
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- What do you need?
- Start by untangling these.
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You know, a good son would stop there,
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but a great son
will go hang these for you.
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Guilt-trips are the secret
to good parenting.
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[Eva] Ha-ha!
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Well, that looks great, Colbs.
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Okay, now use your kinetic manipulation
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to put that dog with the inflamed nose
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on top of the roof.
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That's a reindeer.
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I don't care what it is. It needs to fly.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Yikes. What's this?
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You look like the world's
most dysfunctional nativity scene.
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How is that reindeer floating in mid-air?
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[stammers] Oh, um...
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We don't share secrets
with our competition.
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- [sneezes]
- Oh!
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Looks like he's played
his last reindeer game.
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Mr. Tennyson, we're trying to work here.
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Well, you're wasting your time.
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The judges will be here
in a couple of hours.
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But it'll be fun to watch you fail.
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What's your "at"? I'll tag you.
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Excuse us.
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How are we gonna decorate fast
with him around?
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We can't use our powers.
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A fake wreath?
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Yikes.
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I didn't know you were those people.
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I got this.
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- [loud pop, air hissing]
- [Eva gasps]
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Oh, no, it looks like J-Snow is deflating.
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I mean, you'd better hurry.
She's blowing away.
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J-Snow, wait!
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00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:55,297
You know, maybe these knockoffs
are as good as the real thing.
258
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,675
All I hear is crackling.
259
00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:00,928
Yeah, I could use a snack too.
260
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:10,396
Oh, look, it's the Ghost
of Stole My Christmas Present.
261
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:13,190
[sighs] I just wanted to say it was wrong
262
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,526
to get the headphones
when I knew you both wanted them.
263
00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:19,572
So, in the spirit of Christmas,
I returned them.
264
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,741
Maybe now we can move past all this
265
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:24,034
and enjoy your first Christmas
here together.
266
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:27,204
Wow. I can't believe you did that for us.
267
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,622
Yeah, what a great friend.
268
00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:31,208
Just trying to spread
some Christmas cheer.
269
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,169
Heh. See you later.
270
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,757
Wait, so if Hartley returned
the headphones,
271
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,468
then that means there's one pair left.
272
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,312
Your work ethic has really improved.
273
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:53,773
You didn't complain once
274
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,525
about having to cook
my Christmas Eve pot roast.
275
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,235
The pot roast was easy.
276
00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,988
It was stuffing it inside
the turkey that almost broke me.
277
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,033
Wait, how'd the troll get over here?
278
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,201
It keeps moving.
279
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,869
Oh, he gets around.
280
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,704
That's how he keeps an eye on you.
281
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,581
And for the really naughty ones,
282
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:15,085
that's how he takes matters
into his own little tiny troll hands.
283
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:17,922
[groans loudly]
284
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:21,759
Hey, I forgot to add
a few minor home repairs
285
00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:23,344
to my to-do list.
286
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:27,181
How are you at soundproofing a basement?
287
00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:28,974
Ah! I can't take this any--
288
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,061
I mean...
289
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,480
Be right over.
290
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:39,985
Hey, Colby.
291
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,780
How did my Troll in a Bowl get over here?
292
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,282
Your grandma gave it to me as a gift.
293
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,952
She said being nice
is the only way I'll get presents.
294
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:49,995
He's been spying on me all day.
295
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,539
He's everywhere.
296
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,917
Colby, it's just a doll. It doesn't move.
297
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,919
And it's definitely not watching you.
298
00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:00,339
But he is creepy,
so I am gonna turn him around.
299
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,551
Well, if it's just a doll,
300
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,970
then how do you explain it
winking and nodding
301
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,137
in response to what I said?
302
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:10,057
My grandma uses a remote
to make it do all that stuff.
303
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,809
She can also make it dispense peppermints
304
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,936
from a very unexpected place.
305
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:16,730
I can't believe you fell for that.
306
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,148
How was I supposed to know?
307
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,942
I've never celebrated Christmas before.
308
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:22,361
None of it makes sense. Eggnog? Mistletoe?
309
00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:23,654
It's insanity.
310
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:27,491
My grandma used the troll
to trick you into being good.
311
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:30,035
She's been doing it to me
since I was four.
312
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,955
Wait, is that why I'm such a good person?
313
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,458
She totally used that thing
to sucker me into doing
314
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,585
whatever she wanted.
315
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:40,170
Well, now it's my turn to get even.
316
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:41,714
[candies rattling]
317
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:47,344
Wow, you were not kidding
about those peppermints.
318
00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:57,354
No. They're already closed.
319
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,607
I can't believe we missed out
on the last pair of Bumps
320
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:00,691
by ten minutes.
321
00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:02,401
Told you barreling through
all those carolers
322
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:03,485
wasn't gonna save you any time.
323
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,112
It wasn't meant to.
324
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:08,198
Let's just hope that they're
still here in a couple days.
325
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,742
No way. The whole point of Christmas
326
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:11,577
is to have your gift on Christmas Day.
327
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:14,038
Look, I want 'em too,
but there's nothing we can do.
328
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,372
I'm going home.
329
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,086
Oh, there's definitely
something I can do. Heh.
330
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,134
Who needs a chimney?
331
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:28,302
[scoffs]
332
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,642
[rock theme plays]
333
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,353
- I'll take those.
- What?
334
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,188
How did you even get in here?
335
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,106
While you were doing things
the complicated way,
336
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,691
I took the simple route
and used my super strength
337
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:43,901
to rip the back door off its hinges.
338
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,404
Which got really complicated
once I tried to repair it.
339
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,242
- What are you doing?
- Checking for security cameras.
340
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,911
[scoffs] Already disabled 'em.
341
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:55,162
Oh, good.
342
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:56,705
Then no one will see me do this.
343
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,332
[shrieks]
344
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,584
Got 'em.
345
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,002
Not so fast.
346
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,295
Ah!
347
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:06,256
Thank you. That's what I call
express shipping.
348
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:12,930
Uh, cleanup, aisle loser.
349
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,100
Don't move!
350
00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:19,812
Good news, Jake. They're yours.
351
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:27,152
That's right!
Gaze upon the dazzling display
352
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,612
of your new champion.
353
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,239
You may applaud now.
354
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,699
[applause]
355
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,867
What is going on here?
356
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:37,663
How did you pull off
this grand display so fast?
357
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:39,540
Heh. Tell us how
358
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:43,168
J-Snow's wig stays attached,
then maybe we'll talk.
359
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:45,337
Oh, great.
360
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,423
The judges are only
a couple of houses away.
361
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,800
I can't believe the most pedestrian house
362
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:52,386
in the neighborhood
is gonna win grand prize!
363
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:55,431
Aw, looks like
your winning streak is over.
364
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,474
[both cackle evilly]
365
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:01,854
It's probably for the best.
366
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:05,607
I've had a very long day
and I'm not TV ready.
367
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:07,359
TV ready?
368
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:08,444
Yeah.
369
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:09,945
The winner's gonna be interviewed
370
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,114
live on the six o'clock news.
371
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,199
Wait, that's the grand prize?
372
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,493
What'd you think it was, cash?
373
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,412
Not in this podunk town, honey.
374
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,499
Wait, so we're gonna be on TV
in front of our house,
375
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,752
and everyone will know where we live?
376
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,295
This definitely isn't good
377
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,964
for our whole villains-in-hiding thing.
378
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,382
[whispers] The judges are here!
379
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,265
Oh, no!
380
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,060
What happened?
381
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,105
I'll tell you what happened.
382
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:47,608
You overloaded your fuse box.
383
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:50,527
That's why I always start
decorating in August...
384
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,029
[laughs]
385
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:53,113
...so I have plenty of time
386
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,406
to reroute the electricity
387
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:55,949
from Mrs. Stodemeyer's house to mine.
388
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:02,206
Let's ho-ho-go check out my display.
389
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:04,041
[cackling]
390
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,712
Are we sure he's not a villain?
391
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,881
Closest thing I've ever seen to one.
392
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,469
Colby?
393
00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,180
Where are you?
394
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,057
I need my bedroom painted.
395
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,392
And it's too cold to crack a window,
396
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:25,771
so you're gonna have to fight
through the fumes.
397
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:29,483
[troll] Leave the kid alone!
398
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:30,692
What?
399
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,027
Who said that?
400
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,695
I did.
401
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:35,906
But you can't talk.
402
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:38,367
Oh, I can do lots of things.
403
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:42,079
Like spy on you when you're being bad.
404
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:44,289
Me? I'm not bad.
405
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:47,292
You used me to intimidate the neighbor boy
406
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:50,129
into finishing your entire
Christmas to-do list
407
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,589
on Christmas Eve.
408
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,049
Okay, I'm bad.
409
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:56,844
But-- But I'll be better.
410
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,971
I don't believe you.
411
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,931
Yeah, I don't believe me either.
412
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,725
There's only one way to fix this:
413
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,103
Buy each of the Maddens a Christmas gift.
414
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:07,437
I already did.
415
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,648
- Really?
- No, I'm lying again.
416
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:15,821
Do it now, or I will never
take my eyes off of you.
417
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:20,492
Okay, okay, I'm going.
Just leave me alone!
418
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:23,829
[door closes]
419
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,417
She's gone.
420
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,921
I normally don't like fooling my grandma,
421
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,008
but she's been using that troll
to traumatize me for years.
422
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,467
Hey, where's the real troll?
423
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,636
- Oh, I threw it away.
- Yes!
424
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,973
I'm finally free!
Time for Hartley to let loose.
425
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,604
That may have been an overcorrection.
426
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,028
Please, sir, I am begging you,
do not call the police.
427
00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:58,447
But if you do, her name is Amy.
Amy Madden.
428
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:00,824
And my name is Colby.
429
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:05,370
We're sorry. This was all
a stupid act of desperation
430
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:06,580
that just got out of hand.
431
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,957
[chuckles] That's how I started
my wedding vows.
432
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,920
Look, we were just being selfish
because we really wanted those headphones.
433
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,338
You see, our friend got the last pair,
434
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:15,464
but then she returned them because--
435
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:16,632
If you couldn't have 'em,
436
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:17,925
she didn't think it was fair
437
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,343
for her to have 'em either.
438
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,220
She told me the whole story.
439
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,180
That girl can talk.
440
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:25,849
But you're lucky.
441
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,976
Friends like her are hard to find.
442
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,436
Yeah.
443
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:30,979
And all we did
was make her less of a priority
444
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,648
than a pair of headphones. Heh.
445
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,983
Just remember, presents come and go,
446
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,777
but it's the people in your life,
447
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:38,695
the ones you love and who love you back,
448
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:39,863
that really matter.
449
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,573
Especially at Christmas.
450
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,700
Hartley's been saying that all day,
451
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,369
but neither of us listened to her.
452
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,496
Now we're going to jail!
453
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,957
We're not going to jail.
454
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,250
Are we?
455
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:55,754
Well, technically
you didn't steal anything yet.
456
00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:57,422
And it is Christmas Eve.
457
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:58,590
So how about this:
458
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,050
You two clean up the mess you made,
459
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:01,593
then go home to your family.
460
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:03,637
Where you belong.
461
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:04,846
Thank you.
462
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:06,807
Consider it a gift.
463
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:09,184
Now it's your turn to pay it forward.
464
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,228
And who knows, you might just realize
465
00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:13,689
it actually feels better
to give than to receive.
466
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:16,358
[laughs] Okay, let's not get crazy.
467
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,695
You heard him, Colby. Clean this up.
468
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,368
Merry Christmas, Maddens!
469
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,370
Do I smell French toast?
470
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:29,830
And bacon and eggs.
471
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:32,708
I made you all a big holiday breakfast.
472
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,793
Wait, you did something nice for us?
473
00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:37,087
Oh, I don't like this at all.
474
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:41,300
Let's just say I had a bowl
of Christmas spirit
475
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:42,718
dumped on my head.
476
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:46,930
Okay, enough talking.
It's time for presents.
477
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,308
Oh, here, Hartley. Open yours first.
478
00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:53,186
"To Hartley, from Jake and Amy." Heh.
479
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:56,148
[gasps] Sweet Santa on a rooftop!
480
00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:57,816
You got me Bumps?
481
00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:59,609
We realized you were right.
482
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,320
Christmas is about showing
the people you love
483
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:02,404
how much they mean to you.
484
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:03,905
But how'd you get them?
485
00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:07,075
You know what? I don't need to know.
486
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,078
Merry Christmas, Hartley.
487
00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:13,040
Just a heads-up,
we'll be borrowing them all the time.
488
00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:14,249
Like right now.
489
00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:17,878
Here you go, kids.
490
00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:19,171
[Colby] Yes!
491
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,800
A Troll in a Bowl?
492
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,803
Isn't he cute?
493
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:28,847
He's gonna watch you.
494
00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:33,518
Don't even think
about re-gifting that to me.
495
00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:37,481
Look, I know you couldn't
get our top choice,
496
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:38,732
but any gift at all will be--
497
00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:40,067
Yes! Bumps!
498
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,735
Oh! Thank you for not making me pretend
499
00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:43,236
to like something I didn't want.
500
00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:46,490
But I thought you couldn't find 'em.
501
00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:48,700
We lied so it'd be a surprise.
502
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:52,704
Because lying
is what Christmas is all about.
503
00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:54,831
Right, Hartley?
504
00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:57,334
Yeah, sure, I give up.
505
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,545
I got you all gifts too.
506
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:01,963
You don't say.
507
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,425
Breakfast and presents?
508
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:07,052
Call a doctor.
509
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:09,805
Now, what did you get me?
510
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,852
Merry Christmas, Celia.
511
00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:22,526
And that was the Maddens' first Christmas
in Valley View.
512
00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:25,112
It was also when I received
the best gift ever,
513
00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:27,864
because it was given
with the true spirit of Christmas. Heh.
514
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:33,078
Happy Holidays, everyone!
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