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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,657 --> 00:00:05,657 ♪ Turn it up ♪ 2 00:00:08,987 --> 00:00:12,135 3,698 songs in this thing. 3 00:00:12,932 --> 00:00:14,784 Does Earth have the best stuff, or what? 4 00:00:14,809 --> 00:00:17,707 Got that right, Quill. Don't know what this thing is, 5 00:00:17,732 --> 00:00:21,412 but people keep putting money in it, so it's gotta be valuable. 6 00:00:21,497 --> 00:00:23,856 Maybe so, Rocket. I'm starting to doubt 7 00:00:23,881 --> 00:00:27,079 this is really a ceremonial Earth warrior headdress. 8 00:00:27,267 --> 00:00:29,397 I am Groot. 9 00:00:29,427 --> 00:00:31,594 ♪ Whoo! Yeah, Yeah ♪ 10 00:00:38,181 --> 00:00:39,523 What's going on? 11 00:00:41,337 --> 00:00:44,130 Time to pack up our Earth souvenirs and head home. 12 00:00:44,416 --> 00:00:46,347 But this is your home. 13 00:00:46,675 --> 00:00:48,856 Yeah. Not anymore. 14 00:00:49,054 --> 00:00:52,158 Besides, the galaxy needs its guardians. 15 00:00:57,288 --> 00:01:00,728 First up, the cosmic seed won't get back to Asgard by itself. 16 00:01:00,753 --> 00:01:02,910 The longer we keep it here, the longer my home planet 17 00:01:02,935 --> 00:01:05,002 is a target for bad guys like Thanos. 18 00:01:05,027 --> 00:01:07,582 Who's hopefully gonna spend the next billion years 19 00:01:07,607 --> 00:01:09,447 digging himself out of the center of the Earth. 20 00:01:09,471 --> 00:01:11,715 And yet my revenge feels hollow. 21 00:01:11,740 --> 00:01:15,405 What is the purpose of a destroyer with no one left to destroy? 22 00:01:16,770 --> 00:01:18,021 Cheer up, Drax. 23 00:01:18,046 --> 00:01:20,544 Looks like you may have some purpose left after all. 24 00:01:20,569 --> 00:01:21,569 I am Groot? 25 00:01:22,546 --> 00:01:25,878 Beats me, bud. What is the big deal about some rock? 26 00:01:26,054 --> 00:01:29,318 According to the energy reading, this rock is Sanctuary. 27 00:01:29,343 --> 00:01:30,464 Eh? 28 00:01:30,967 --> 00:01:33,587 Thanos's personal asteroid? 29 00:01:33,612 --> 00:01:35,786 Um, seriously? It had a name? 30 00:01:35,811 --> 00:01:39,323 I'd be more concerned that it moved since we last saw it. 31 00:01:39,348 --> 00:01:42,277 All right. That's it, kids. I'm turning this ship around. 32 00:01:47,827 --> 00:01:50,638 Approaching target. Magnify image. 33 00:01:51,027 --> 00:01:53,693 That does not look like an asteroid. 34 00:01:53,718 --> 00:01:57,219 No, but it looks big enough to hold about ten asteroids. 35 00:01:57,452 --> 00:02:00,463 Any idea what that symbol means? 36 00:02:01,743 --> 00:02:04,112 According to something called, "The Internet," 37 00:02:04,137 --> 00:02:07,074 it stands for, "Avengers." 38 00:02:07,364 --> 00:02:09,465 Otherwise known as some losers 39 00:02:09,490 --> 00:02:13,206 about to be ripped off by the Guardians of the Galaxy. 40 00:02:36,482 --> 00:02:40,034 Guess these "Avengers" must take their privacy pretty seriously. 41 00:02:40,552 --> 00:02:41,905 Their security, too. 42 00:02:41,930 --> 00:02:45,591 Security guards. Drax will destroy them in glorious combat! 43 00:02:45,616 --> 00:02:47,600 Easy, Drax. This is Earth. 44 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:50,426 We don't have the technology to build sentient battle drones. 45 00:02:50,451 --> 00:02:52,371 We barely figured out microwave popcorn. 46 00:02:52,396 --> 00:02:53,981 You know what else you don't have? 47 00:02:54,006 --> 00:02:56,700 Thanos's krutackin' asteroid. 48 00:02:58,350 --> 00:02:59,350 I am Groot. 49 00:02:59,374 --> 00:03:01,674 I know the scanner's picking up a reading. 50 00:03:01,699 --> 00:03:04,488 From inside that doohickey. 51 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:09,139 That doohickey is too small to contain Thanos's asteroid. 52 00:03:09,217 --> 00:03:13,572 Score one for the master of the obvious, and zero for the rodent's scanner. 53 00:03:13,597 --> 00:03:15,187 My scanner works fine. 54 00:03:15,217 --> 00:03:16,646 And don't call me rodent! 55 00:03:16,671 --> 00:03:18,971 Oh, hey, look. It was a false alarm. 56 00:03:19,337 --> 00:03:21,584 Let's all relax. 57 00:03:25,467 --> 00:03:28,553 Whoa. Honey, I shrunk the sanctuary. 58 00:03:28,578 --> 00:03:30,862 Thanos possessed a lot of powerful artifacts, 59 00:03:30,887 --> 00:03:33,580 but nothing capable of this kind of mass shifting. 60 00:03:36,057 --> 00:03:37,519 Who cares? 61 00:03:38,307 --> 00:03:39,653 It's ours now. 62 00:03:39,837 --> 00:03:41,533 I do not know my purpose, 63 00:03:41,558 --> 00:03:43,972 but I am certain it is not to be a thief. 64 00:03:43,997 --> 00:03:47,407 We're only stealing this rock back from whoever stole it from Thanos, 65 00:03:47,432 --> 00:03:49,724 who probably stole it in the first place. 66 00:03:49,749 --> 00:03:52,192 More importantly, we're protecting my planet. 67 00:03:52,217 --> 00:03:55,483 You know, it's not like Earth is full of mighty heroes like us. 68 00:03:55,932 --> 00:03:57,447 Huh? 69 00:03:59,317 --> 00:04:01,887 Seriously? Guys, mighty? 70 00:04:01,912 --> 00:04:04,584 Hey! Never underestimate the little guy. 71 00:04:04,609 --> 00:04:07,988 I don't know who you freaks are, but I know you don't belong here. 72 00:04:08,187 --> 00:04:10,385 I am Groot! 73 00:04:17,930 --> 00:04:22,351 Like the vegetable said, what are you gonna do about it, puny? 74 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,343 Okay, fun fact, 75 00:04:29,368 --> 00:04:31,597 Earth scientists do not normally do that. 76 00:04:42,877 --> 00:04:44,938 I am Groot. 77 00:04:45,177 --> 00:04:47,465 I am Hulk! 78 00:04:48,786 --> 00:04:50,442 Take it easy, big guy. 79 00:04:52,304 --> 00:04:54,283 - Don't hurt Groot! - Drax will destroy you! 80 00:04:57,087 --> 00:04:59,754 That the best you got, green freak? 81 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:04,791 You intruders got some 'splainin' to do! 82 00:05:04,996 --> 00:05:08,072 - Hey, I know that reference. - Who gives a flarg? 83 00:05:08,227 --> 00:05:09,673 Ahh! 84 00:05:09,698 --> 00:05:12,273 Put the tree down! 85 00:05:17,611 --> 00:05:19,712 Hang in there, bud. I got an idea. 86 00:05:24,563 --> 00:05:26,692 Hold still so I can smash you! 87 00:05:26,938 --> 00:05:28,297 Very well. 88 00:05:28,327 --> 00:05:30,007 Ahh! 89 00:05:30,195 --> 00:05:32,090 Come on! Move! 90 00:05:32,922 --> 00:05:36,657 You do not seem to be able to make up your mind! 91 00:05:40,115 --> 00:05:41,678 You all right, Quill? 92 00:05:42,188 --> 00:05:44,608 No, come on. I swear I'll call ya. 93 00:05:46,253 --> 00:05:51,102 You ask me, Earth defense tech has moved way past microwave popcorn. 94 00:05:51,127 --> 00:05:54,173 But your cyber security's still in the stone age. 95 00:06:07,847 --> 00:06:09,347 Get off! 96 00:06:17,807 --> 00:06:21,370 Ant-Man, Captain Marvel, I wanna thank you two for lending a hand in this mission. 97 00:06:21,395 --> 00:06:23,650 Happy to whip you into shape anytime, Cap. 98 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:26,647 And once Dr. Banner's done studying that asteroid I shrunk, 99 00:06:26,672 --> 00:06:29,131 we can check out this thing we just recovered. 100 00:06:29,383 --> 00:06:32,096 Odd. My centurions are online. 101 00:06:32,289 --> 00:06:34,987 It could be trouble, Tony. We better investigate. 102 00:06:39,590 --> 00:06:41,510 Okay, next time you wanna take out 103 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:43,379 your aggression on something, big guy, 104 00:06:43,404 --> 00:06:45,094 try a stress ball. 105 00:06:45,410 --> 00:06:48,917 What? I was putting the smash-down on some intruders. 106 00:06:48,947 --> 00:06:50,050 Uh, doubt it. 107 00:06:50,075 --> 00:06:53,967 With my security upgrades, no one can break into this place. 108 00:06:53,992 --> 00:06:55,595 You know, except me. 109 00:06:55,773 --> 00:06:58,110 Tell it to the guys that broke in. 110 00:07:01,245 --> 00:07:05,890 But there was a talking raccoon, and a walking tree, and... 111 00:07:06,268 --> 00:07:10,006 Okay, that sounds nuts when I say it out loud. 112 00:07:11,132 --> 00:07:13,034 Maybe not. 113 00:07:14,038 --> 00:07:15,756 They took the asteroid! 114 00:07:16,140 --> 00:07:18,779 Fan out. Form a perimeter and locate the thieves, 115 00:07:18,804 --> 00:07:20,101 whatever they look like. 116 00:07:24,737 --> 00:07:27,317 Left! The other left! 117 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:29,862 The other other left, bark brain! 118 00:07:29,887 --> 00:07:32,258 I am Groot! 119 00:07:36,930 --> 00:07:39,503 This armor does not appear as durable as we thought. 120 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:45,765 Uh-oh. 121 00:07:45,790 --> 00:07:47,803 I think we found our intruders. 122 00:07:47,828 --> 00:07:49,331 Told ya! 123 00:07:52,257 --> 00:07:53,517 Whoa! 124 00:07:53,547 --> 00:07:54,732 Ow! 125 00:07:57,688 --> 00:08:02,038 Now let's smash some alien thieves. 126 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:04,841 Um, actually, we were just leaving. 127 00:08:12,217 --> 00:08:14,530 You thieves ain't going nowhere. 128 00:08:14,708 --> 00:08:17,816 We were trying to protect your krutackin' planet! 129 00:08:20,611 --> 00:08:23,455 Uh, yeah? By stealing our stuff? 130 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:24,753 It's not yours. 131 00:08:24,778 --> 00:08:27,766 You Terrans can't be trusted with Sanctuary's power. 132 00:08:27,996 --> 00:08:28,700 Ahh! 133 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:32,060 Then put down the rock and your weapons, and we can discuss this. 134 00:08:32,655 --> 00:08:35,531 Yeah, we could do that. 135 00:08:35,667 --> 00:08:37,529 Or we could just leave with what we came for! 136 00:08:37,554 --> 00:08:39,662 Afraid we can't let you do that. 137 00:08:40,990 --> 00:08:42,193 Ahh! 138 00:08:43,264 --> 00:08:47,036 Face it. You'll never lay an oversized green finger on me. 139 00:08:47,061 --> 00:08:50,646 Well, you'll never lay a puny green finger on me! 140 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,134 Fortunately, I don't have to. 141 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:59,884 - I will not fight an unarmed opponent. - Fine with me. 142 00:09:03,797 --> 00:09:06,621 Seriously? What's up with the Captain America get-up? 143 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:10,355 I'm Captain America. 144 00:09:10,574 --> 00:09:14,042 Yeah. You fought in World War II, and you're 100 years old. 145 00:09:14,067 --> 00:09:15,484 I was frozen in ice. 146 00:09:16,147 --> 00:09:18,105 Oh. You mean like this? 147 00:09:20,598 --> 00:09:22,747 I've faced deadlier armor. 148 00:09:22,777 --> 00:09:25,957 Heck, I've worn deadlier armor, tin man. 149 00:09:25,987 --> 00:09:28,083 That's, "Iron Man." 150 00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:30,463 And this suit is impervious to any missile, 151 00:09:30,488 --> 00:09:32,948 bomb, or plasma blast you can throw at me. 152 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:35,859 How about a magnet, Iron Man? 153 00:09:35,884 --> 00:09:37,770 Hey, no! 154 00:09:42,047 --> 00:09:44,104 I am Groot. 155 00:09:44,461 --> 00:09:46,517 Well, don't just stand there! Fight! 156 00:09:46,557 --> 00:09:48,166 I am Groot! 157 00:09:48,191 --> 00:09:50,677 What do you mean you're already fighting? 158 00:09:50,963 --> 00:09:53,875 Forward, troops! Free the asteroid! 159 00:09:54,877 --> 00:09:57,486 Let's go while we still have an exit option. 160 00:09:57,511 --> 00:09:59,774 I am Groot! 161 00:10:11,161 --> 00:10:14,784 Ha-ha! Try blasting us now, suckers! 162 00:10:14,968 --> 00:10:19,077 Uh, Quill, it's a tractor beam, not a force field. 163 00:10:24,418 --> 00:10:26,539 I am Groot! 164 00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:33,886 That's not good. 165 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,392 Hang on, Tony. 166 00:10:47,171 --> 00:10:48,397 What was that? 167 00:10:48,422 --> 00:10:51,436 If I had to guess, something big and green. 168 00:10:56,624 --> 00:10:58,551 Aw, can't we go any faster? 169 00:10:59,820 --> 00:11:02,288 Hang on. I'm diverting all power to the engines. 170 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:03,936 Divert it quickly! 171 00:11:17,527 --> 00:11:19,672 Apparently, it's raining Avengers today. 172 00:11:19,814 --> 00:11:22,589 Fire up the jet. They are not getting away. 173 00:11:22,614 --> 00:11:24,396 I got this, Tony. 174 00:11:25,572 --> 00:11:28,053 I am Groot! 175 00:11:31,095 --> 00:11:33,652 Is that rock growing? 176 00:11:33,677 --> 00:11:35,200 Yo, Earth monkeys! 177 00:11:35,225 --> 00:11:37,552 Stop messing with my krutackin' asteroid! 178 00:11:37,577 --> 00:11:39,017 "Earth monkeys"? 179 00:11:39,047 --> 00:11:42,663 You know, you should've thought of that before you invaded our planet. 180 00:11:42,858 --> 00:11:45,835 Hey, I'm from here, too, and I'm trying to protect our planet 181 00:11:45,876 --> 00:11:48,464 by keeping dangerous stuff like this off of it. 182 00:11:48,587 --> 00:11:52,524 I'm already late to return a nasty Cosmic Seed thingy to a dude named Thor. 183 00:11:52,549 --> 00:11:56,032 - Wait. You know Thor? - Flarg, yeah! 184 00:11:56,057 --> 00:11:58,142 Didn't he ever mention the Guardians of the Galaxy, 185 00:11:58,167 --> 00:11:59,827 led by the legendary Star-Lord? 186 00:11:59,857 --> 00:12:01,243 Come to think of it, 187 00:12:01,268 --> 00:12:03,397 he did say something about a band of misfits, 188 00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:06,066 led by the buffoonish Peter Quill. 189 00:12:06,305 --> 00:12:07,922 Yes, that is him. 190 00:12:07,947 --> 00:12:10,054 He is the buffoonish Peter Quill. 191 00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:13,381 So, wait. We're on the same side? 192 00:12:13,406 --> 00:12:16,924 Okay, stay calm. I'm shrinking it now with my Pym Particle Disk. 193 00:12:17,476 --> 00:12:19,695 You mean this gizmo that just got crushed? 194 00:12:23,406 --> 00:12:25,431 Get it out, get it out, get it out! 195 00:12:35,036 --> 00:12:36,194 Incoming! 196 00:12:37,281 --> 00:12:38,577 I got this! 197 00:12:46,617 --> 00:12:48,867 I told you, I got this! 198 00:12:49,737 --> 00:12:50,737 Oh! 199 00:12:53,455 --> 00:12:55,008 Oh, crud. 200 00:13:13,636 --> 00:13:17,720 You krutackin' Avengers owe me a lifetime supply of duct tape! 201 00:13:18,468 --> 00:13:21,921 So, Thor never told you about the Avengers? 202 00:13:21,946 --> 00:13:24,667 No. But I approve of the name. 203 00:13:24,692 --> 00:13:26,932 I live for vengeance. 204 00:13:26,957 --> 00:13:29,302 Yeah, that's not exactly what this team's all about. 205 00:13:29,327 --> 00:13:33,127 Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the asteroid hit our main security hub. 206 00:13:33,152 --> 00:13:35,740 The system still thinks we're under attack... 207 00:13:37,536 --> 00:13:40,357 And initiated the fail-safe protocols. 208 00:13:40,382 --> 00:13:43,181 What kind of fail-safe protocols? 209 00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:46,161 The kind that... I don't know... Involve satellites 210 00:13:46,186 --> 00:13:48,366 and incredibly powerful laser beams. 211 00:13:51,107 --> 00:13:53,346 You know, that kind of protocol. 212 00:14:05,274 --> 00:14:06,639 That's not good. 213 00:14:07,653 --> 00:14:09,761 Yeah, we're flarged. 214 00:14:12,297 --> 00:14:13,577 We need a plan to deal with that 215 00:14:13,601 --> 00:14:15,449 out-of-control defense satellite. 216 00:14:15,474 --> 00:14:17,358 I'm gonna go with run! 217 00:14:23,477 --> 00:14:25,993 I am Groot! 218 00:14:30,257 --> 00:14:34,067 What kind of fail-safe system did you so-called heroes slap together? 219 00:14:34,097 --> 00:14:36,757 One that will rain vengeance! 220 00:14:36,782 --> 00:14:40,175 Actually, it's meant to protect Earth by stopping hostiles 221 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,195 from getting their hands on our tech. 222 00:14:42,334 --> 00:14:45,811 The only thing Earth needs protecting from is you guys! 223 00:14:45,907 --> 00:14:49,157 Hey, we're not the ones who dropped an asteroid on our headquarters. 224 00:14:49,182 --> 00:14:53,070 No, you're just the ones who messed with its size and forced us to. 225 00:14:53,095 --> 00:14:56,702 'Cause you space freaks ripped off the rock in the first place! 226 00:14:56,727 --> 00:14:58,483 I am Groot! 227 00:14:58,508 --> 00:15:00,841 Watch where you're sticking those branches, shrub. 228 00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:03,342 Everyone stand down. The beam is still active, 229 00:15:03,367 --> 00:15:05,317 and it's heading for a populated area! 230 00:15:05,347 --> 00:15:07,364 This is all your fault! 231 00:15:07,487 --> 00:15:09,967 Wait. I just got locked out of the system. 232 00:15:10,007 --> 00:15:12,687 I can't access the satellite's computer. 233 00:15:12,717 --> 00:15:15,321 Which means someone else is tampering with it. But who? 234 00:15:15,346 --> 00:15:16,696 Questions will have to wait. 235 00:15:16,721 --> 00:15:19,372 Hulk and Iron Man, we need to deflect the beam away from the town. 236 00:15:19,397 --> 00:15:21,744 Gamora and Drax, you'll help me evacuate citizens. 237 00:15:21,769 --> 00:15:24,709 Marvel and Ant-Man, your mission is to disable the satellite with... 238 00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:27,364 Wait. Where are they going? They don't even know the plan. 239 00:15:27,388 --> 00:15:29,092 That's never stopped Quill before. 240 00:15:29,117 --> 00:15:31,700 What do you say we go after them and explain it, Carol? 241 00:15:33,554 --> 00:15:35,722 Don't worry. I've got this. 242 00:15:45,877 --> 00:15:49,269 Why didn't they tell us the satellite had an energy shield? 243 00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:55,194 Hey, space cowboy. 244 00:15:55,590 --> 00:15:58,187 Probably should've listened to Cap's whole plan. 245 00:15:58,212 --> 00:16:00,142 I don't take orders. I give 'em. 246 00:16:00,207 --> 00:16:02,163 Not that anyone listens to 'em. 247 00:16:03,237 --> 00:16:04,672 So how do we get past the shields? 248 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,251 I know a guy. 249 00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:16,408 My repulsor shield should weaken the beam. 250 00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:25,016 If the beam doesn't fry my suit's circuitry first. 251 00:16:34,537 --> 00:16:37,206 It still packs a pretty good punch! 252 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,035 Flee, tiny humans. 253 00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:59,419 Flee from the vengeance of the Avengers! 254 00:17:00,030 --> 00:17:02,635 Their capacity for destruction is unparalleled. 255 00:17:02,660 --> 00:17:04,771 None shall escape their wrath. 256 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,660 Our job is to protect and reassure the civilians, Drax, 257 00:17:09,685 --> 00:17:11,298 not frighten them out of their wits. 258 00:17:17,156 --> 00:17:20,003 Nice to take orders from someone who actually knows what he's doing. 259 00:17:20,028 --> 00:17:21,622 This is not vengeance. 260 00:17:21,647 --> 00:17:24,045 Should you not call yourselves the Guardians? 261 00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:27,386 I think that name's already taken. 262 00:17:34,197 --> 00:17:36,237 You sure you can get us around that shield? 263 00:17:36,262 --> 00:17:39,102 Well, not around, but through-ish. 264 00:17:39,127 --> 00:17:42,667 As in, between the molecules. 265 00:17:43,277 --> 00:17:44,475 Wait. Between the... 266 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,564 Whoa! We're so little! 267 00:17:46,589 --> 00:17:48,298 Whoa! 268 00:17:57,650 --> 00:17:59,487 Oh! Nice! 269 00:17:59,697 --> 00:18:01,881 Way smoother than those other Avengers. 270 00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:05,123 Now, do I detect the rugged individualism of a fellow outlaw? 271 00:18:05,812 --> 00:18:06,812 Former. 272 00:18:06,839 --> 00:18:10,101 Captain America helped me put that life behind me. 273 00:18:10,119 --> 00:18:11,897 I guess he's kind of a father figure. 274 00:18:11,930 --> 00:18:14,371 Or grandfather figure. 275 00:18:14,396 --> 00:18:16,727 Yeah, I don't do so well with father figures. 276 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:17,978 You got a lock pick? 277 00:18:19,684 --> 00:18:21,492 I am a lock pick. 278 00:18:23,957 --> 00:18:26,247 Once an outlaw, always an outlaw. 279 00:18:26,277 --> 00:18:28,755 Only if it's for a good cause. 280 00:18:28,870 --> 00:18:30,383 Tony was right. 281 00:18:30,408 --> 00:18:32,968 Someone else has been tampering with the system. 282 00:18:33,082 --> 00:18:36,328 It's definitely alien tech, but nothing I've ever seen. 283 00:18:39,047 --> 00:18:40,117 Looks like they diverted 284 00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:42,129 the satellite beam away from the Earth. 285 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:44,569 Yeah, and straight at us! 286 00:18:44,704 --> 00:18:46,305 I am Groot! 287 00:18:50,877 --> 00:18:54,490 Move over, tree. Let a real pilot take over. 288 00:18:54,515 --> 00:18:58,659 These are sensitive controls. Ain't like any idiot can fly this thing. 289 00:18:58,702 --> 00:18:59,927 Quill can. 290 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,384 Eh, point taken. 291 00:19:02,622 --> 00:19:04,201 Proximity alert. 292 00:19:05,609 --> 00:19:07,838 That is one big... 293 00:19:08,544 --> 00:19:10,058 Oh, flarg. 294 00:19:15,324 --> 00:19:16,617 I can't shut it down, 295 00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:18,742 but I think I can short it out. 296 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:23,889 Oh, man! My 3,698 songs! 297 00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:25,642 I saw your playlist. 298 00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:27,916 Trust me, I'm doing you a favor. 299 00:19:29,357 --> 00:19:33,579 If I have to sacrifice my '80s synthpop collection, I'm doing it myself. 300 00:19:33,604 --> 00:19:35,549 A-ha! Little again! 301 00:19:56,385 --> 00:19:58,824 All right. Listen up, Avengers and Guardians. 302 00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:01,587 We're the only thing standing between that beam and this town, 303 00:20:01,627 --> 00:20:03,705 and we're not going down without a fight. 304 00:20:14,307 --> 00:20:16,204 Ten seconds to impact. 305 00:20:16,487 --> 00:20:18,384 Repulsor shield at maximum! 306 00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:23,909 Brace for impact in five, four, 307 00:20:23,934 --> 00:20:25,993 three, two... 308 00:20:26,827 --> 00:20:28,073 Wait. What? 309 00:20:30,007 --> 00:20:33,067 Well, guess we owe the buffoonish Peter Quill a thank-you. 310 00:20:36,830 --> 00:20:39,013 Uh, Quill? 311 00:20:44,389 --> 00:20:46,197 Score one for team outlaw. 312 00:20:46,217 --> 00:20:47,439 Well done. 313 00:20:47,464 --> 00:20:50,513 Today, you space thieves can call yourselves Avengers. 314 00:20:50,530 --> 00:20:52,087 We have avenged nothing. 315 00:20:52,423 --> 00:20:55,869 Today, you can call yourselves Guardians. 316 00:20:58,814 --> 00:21:01,089 Nice job. 317 00:21:01,114 --> 00:21:04,072 Think us Terrans can be trusted to examine this thing? 318 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:07,742 Relax. I'm a Terran too. Well, actually I'm half-Terran. 319 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,457 Hey, Rocket, can we thumb a ride? 320 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,083 Rocket? 321 00:21:11,767 --> 00:21:12,915 Groot? 322 00:21:13,507 --> 00:21:14,695 Anybody? 323 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:16,982 They're not answering. 324 00:21:17,007 --> 00:21:19,944 Uh, looks like we got bigger problems. 325 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,249 Like gravity. 326 00:21:21,274 --> 00:21:22,960 Rocket, get over here! 327 00:21:22,985 --> 00:21:25,891 We got 99 miles until we're pancakes! 328 00:21:25,916 --> 00:21:27,807 Rocket! 24858

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