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♪ Turn it up ♪
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3,698 songs in this thing.
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Does Earth have the
best stuff, or what?
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Got that right, Quill. Don't
know what this thing is,
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but people keep putting money in
it, so it's gotta be valuable.
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Maybe so, Rocket. I'm
starting to doubt
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this is really a ceremonial
Earth warrior headdress.
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I am Groot.
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♪ Whoo! Yeah, Yeah ♪
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What's going on?
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Time to pack up our Earth
souvenirs and head home.
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But this is your home.
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Yeah. Not anymore.
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Besides, the galaxy
needs its guardians.
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First up, the cosmic seed won't
get back to Asgard by itself.
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The longer we keep it here,
the longer my home planet
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is a target for bad
guys like Thanos.
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Who's hopefully gonna spend
the next billion years
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digging himself out of
the center of the Earth.
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And yet my revenge feels hollow.
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What is the purpose of a destroyer
with no one left to destroy?
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Cheer up, Drax.
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Looks like you may have some
purpose left after all.
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I am Groot?
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Beats me, bud. What is the
big deal about some rock?
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According to the energy reading,
this rock is Sanctuary.
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Eh?
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Thanos's personal asteroid?
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Um, seriously? It had a name?
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I'd be more concerned that it
moved since we last saw it.
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All right. That's it, kids.
I'm turning this ship around.
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Approaching target.
Magnify image.
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That does not look
like an asteroid.
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No, but it looks big enough
to hold about ten asteroids.
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Any idea what that symbol means?
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According to something
called, "The Internet,"
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it stands for, "Avengers."
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Otherwise known as some losers
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about to be ripped off by the
Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Guess these "Avengers" must take
their privacy pretty seriously.
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Their security, too.
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Security guards. Drax will
destroy them in glorious combat!
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Easy, Drax. This is Earth.
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We don't have the technology to
build sentient battle drones.
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We barely figured out
microwave popcorn.
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You know what else
you don't have?
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Thanos's krutackin' asteroid.
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I am Groot.
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I know the scanner's
picking up a reading.
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From inside that doohickey.
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That doohickey is too small
to contain Thanos's asteroid.
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Score one for the master of the obvious,
and zero for the rodent's scanner.
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My scanner works fine.
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And don't call me rodent!
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Oh, hey, look. It
was a false alarm.
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Let's all relax.
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Whoa. Honey, I shrunk
the sanctuary.
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Thanos possessed a lot
of powerful artifacts,
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but nothing capable of this
kind of mass shifting.
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Who cares?
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It's ours now.
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I do not know my purpose,
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but I am certain it
is not to be a thief.
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We're only stealing this rock back
from whoever stole it from Thanos,
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who probably stole it
in the first place.
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More importantly, we're
protecting my planet.
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You know, it's not like Earth is
full of mighty heroes like us.
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Huh?
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Seriously? Guys, mighty?
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Hey! Never underestimate
the little guy.
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I don't know who you freaks are,
but I know you don't belong here.
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I am Groot!
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Like the vegetable said, what are
you gonna do about it, puny?
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Okay, fun fact,
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Earth scientists do
not normally do that.
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I am Groot.
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I am Hulk!
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Take it easy, big guy.
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- Don't hurt Groot!
- Drax will destroy you!
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That the best you
got, green freak?
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You intruders got some
'splainin' to do!
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- Hey, I know that reference.
- Who gives a flarg?
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Ahh!
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Put the tree down!
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Hang in there, bud.
I got an idea.
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Hold still so I can smash you!
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Very well.
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Ahh!
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Come on! Move!
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You do not seem to be able
to make up your mind!
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You all right, Quill?
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No, come on. I swear
I'll call ya.
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You ask me, Earth defense tech has
moved way past microwave popcorn.
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But your cyber security's
still in the stone age.
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Get off!
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Ant-Man, Captain Marvel, I wanna thank you
two for lending a hand in this mission.
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Happy to whip you into
shape anytime, Cap.
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And once Dr. Banner's done
studying that asteroid I shrunk,
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we can check out this
thing we just recovered.
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Odd. My centurions are online.
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It could be trouble, Tony.
We better investigate.
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Okay, next time you
wanna take out
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your aggression on
something, big guy,
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try a stress ball.
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What? I was putting the
smash-down on some intruders.
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Uh, doubt it.
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With my security upgrades, no
one can break into this place.
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You know, except me.
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Tell it to the guys
that broke in.
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But there was a talking raccoon,
and a walking tree, and...
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Okay, that sounds nuts
when I say it out loud.
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Maybe not.
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They took the asteroid!
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Fan out. Form a perimeter
and locate the thieves,
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whatever they look like.
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Left! The other left!
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The other other
left, bark brain!
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I am Groot!
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This armor does not appear
as durable as we thought.
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Uh-oh.
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I think we found our intruders.
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Told ya!
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Whoa!
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Ow!
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Now let's smash
some alien thieves.
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Um, actually, we
were just leaving.
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You thieves ain't going nowhere.
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We were trying to protect
your krutackin' planet!
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Uh, yeah? By stealing our stuff?
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It's not yours.
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You Terrans can't be trusted
with Sanctuary's power.
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Ahh!
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Then put down the rock and your
weapons, and we can discuss this.
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Yeah, we could do that.
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Or we could just leave
with what we came for!
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Afraid we can't let you do that.
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Ahh!
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Face it. You'll never lay an
oversized green finger on me.
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Well, you'll never lay a
puny green finger on me!
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Fortunately, I don't have to.
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- I will not fight an unarmed opponent.
- Fine with me.
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Seriously? What's up with
the Captain America get-up?
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I'm Captain America.
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Yeah. You fought in World War
II, and you're 100 years old.
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I was frozen in ice.
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Oh. You mean like this?
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I've faced deadlier armor.
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Heck, I've worn deadlier
armor, tin man.
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That's, "Iron Man."
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And this suit is
impervious to any missile,
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bomb, or plasma blast
you can throw at me.
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How about a magnet, Iron Man?
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Hey, no!
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I am Groot.
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Well, don't just stand there!
Fight!
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I am Groot!
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What do you mean you're
already fighting?
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Forward, troops!
Free the asteroid!
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Let's go while we still
have an exit option.
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I am Groot!
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Ha-ha! Try blasting
us now, suckers!
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Uh, Quill, it's a tractor
beam, not a force field.
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I am Groot!
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That's not good.
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Hang on, Tony.
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What was that?
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If I had to guess,
something big and green.
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Aw, can't we go any faster?
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Hang on. I'm diverting all
power to the engines.
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Divert it quickly!
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Apparently, it's raining
Avengers today.
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Fire up the jet. They
are not getting away.
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I got this, Tony.
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I am Groot!
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Is that rock growing?
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Yo, Earth monkeys!
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Stop messing with my
krutackin' asteroid!
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"Earth monkeys"?
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You know, you should've thought of
that before you invaded our planet.
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Hey, I'm from here, too, and I'm
trying to protect our planet
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by keeping dangerous stuff
like this off of it.
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I'm already late to return a nasty
Cosmic Seed thingy to a dude named Thor.
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- Wait. You know Thor?
- Flarg, yeah!
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Didn't he ever mention the
Guardians of the Galaxy,
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led by the legendary Star-Lord?
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Come to think of it,
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he did say something
about a band of misfits,
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led by the buffoonish
Peter Quill.
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Yes, that is him.
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He is the buffoonish
Peter Quill.
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So, wait. We're
on the same side?
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Okay, stay calm. I'm shrinking it
now with my Pym Particle Disk.
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You mean this gizmo
that just got crushed?
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Get it out, get it
out, get it out!
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Incoming!
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I got this!
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I told you, I got this!
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Oh!
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Oh, crud.
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You krutackin' Avengers owe me a
lifetime supply of duct tape!
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So, Thor never told you
about the Avengers?
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No. But I approve of the name.
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I live for vengeance.
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Yeah, that's not exactly
what this team's all about.
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Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but
the asteroid hit our main security hub.
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The system still thinks
we're under attack...
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And initiated the
fail-safe protocols.
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What kind of
fail-safe protocols?
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The kind that... I don't know...
Involve satellites
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and incredibly
powerful laser beams.
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You know, that kind of protocol.
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That's not good.
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Yeah, we're flarged.
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We need a plan to deal with that
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out-of-control
defense satellite.
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I'm gonna go with run!
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I am Groot!
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What kind of fail-safe system did
you so-called heroes slap together?
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One that will rain vengeance!
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Actually, it's meant to protect
Earth by stopping hostiles
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from getting their
hands on our tech.
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The only thing Earth needs
protecting from is you guys!
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Hey, we're not the ones who dropped
an asteroid on our headquarters.
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No, you're just the ones who messed
with its size and forced us to.
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'Cause you space freaks ripped
off the rock in the first place!
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I am Groot!
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Watch where you're sticking
those branches, shrub.
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Everyone stand down. The
beam is still active,
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and it's heading for
a populated area!
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This is all your fault!
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Wait. I just got locked
out of the system.
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I can't access the
satellite's computer.
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Which means someone else is
tampering with it. But who?
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Questions will have to wait.
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Hulk and Iron Man, we need to deflect
the beam away from the town.
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Gamora and Drax, you'll
help me evacuate citizens.
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Marvel and Ant-Man, your mission is
to disable the satellite with...
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Wait. Where are they going?
They don't even know the plan.
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That's never stopped
Quill before.
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What do you say we go after
them and explain it, Carol?
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Don't worry. I've got this.
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Why didn't they tell us the
satellite had an energy shield?
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Hey, space cowboy.
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Probably should've listened
to Cap's whole plan.
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I don't take orders. I give 'em.
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Not that anyone listens to 'em.
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So how do we get
past the shields?
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I know a guy.
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My repulsor shield
should weaken the beam.
250
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:25,016
If the beam doesn't fry my
suit's circuitry first.
251
00:16:34,537 --> 00:16:37,206
It still packs a
pretty good punch!
252
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,035
Flee, tiny humans.
253
00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:59,419
Flee from the vengeance
of the Avengers!
254
00:17:00,030 --> 00:17:02,635
Their capacity for
destruction is unparalleled.
255
00:17:02,660 --> 00:17:04,771
None shall escape their wrath.
256
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,660
Our job is to protect and
reassure the civilians, Drax,
257
00:17:09,685 --> 00:17:11,298
not frighten them
out of their wits.
258
00:17:17,156 --> 00:17:20,003
Nice to take orders from someone who
actually knows what he's doing.
259
00:17:20,028 --> 00:17:21,622
This is not vengeance.
260
00:17:21,647 --> 00:17:24,045
Should you not call
yourselves the Guardians?
261
00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:27,386
I think that name's
already taken.
262
00:17:34,197 --> 00:17:36,237
You sure you can get
us around that shield?
263
00:17:36,262 --> 00:17:39,102
Well, not around,
but through-ish.
264
00:17:39,127 --> 00:17:42,667
As in, between the molecules.
265
00:17:43,277 --> 00:17:44,475
Wait. Between the...
266
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,564
Whoa! We're so little!
267
00:17:46,589 --> 00:17:48,298
Whoa!
268
00:17:57,650 --> 00:17:59,487
Oh! Nice!
269
00:17:59,697 --> 00:18:01,881
Way smoother than
those other Avengers.
270
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:05,123
Now, do I detect the rugged
individualism of a fellow outlaw?
271
00:18:05,812 --> 00:18:06,812
Former.
272
00:18:06,839 --> 00:18:10,101
Captain America helped me
put that life behind me.
273
00:18:10,119 --> 00:18:11,897
I guess he's kind
of a father figure.
274
00:18:11,930 --> 00:18:14,371
Or grandfather figure.
275
00:18:14,396 --> 00:18:16,727
Yeah, I don't do so well
with father figures.
276
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:17,978
You got a lock pick?
277
00:18:19,684 --> 00:18:21,492
I am a lock pick.
278
00:18:23,957 --> 00:18:26,247
Once an outlaw,
always an outlaw.
279
00:18:26,277 --> 00:18:28,755
Only if it's for a good cause.
280
00:18:28,870 --> 00:18:30,383
Tony was right.
281
00:18:30,408 --> 00:18:32,968
Someone else has been
tampering with the system.
282
00:18:33,082 --> 00:18:36,328
It's definitely alien tech,
but nothing I've ever seen.
283
00:18:39,047 --> 00:18:40,117
Looks like they diverted
284
00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:42,129
the satellite beam
away from the Earth.
285
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:44,569
Yeah, and straight at us!
286
00:18:44,704 --> 00:18:46,305
I am Groot!
287
00:18:50,877 --> 00:18:54,490
Move over, tree. Let a
real pilot take over.
288
00:18:54,515 --> 00:18:58,659
These are sensitive controls. Ain't
like any idiot can fly this thing.
289
00:18:58,702 --> 00:18:59,927
Quill can.
290
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,384
Eh, point taken.
291
00:19:02,622 --> 00:19:04,201
Proximity alert.
292
00:19:05,609 --> 00:19:07,838
That is one big...
293
00:19:08,544 --> 00:19:10,058
Oh, flarg.
294
00:19:15,324 --> 00:19:16,617
I can't shut it down,
295
00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:18,742
but I think I can short it out.
296
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:23,889
Oh, man! My 3,698 songs!
297
00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:25,642
I saw your playlist.
298
00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:27,916
Trust me, I'm doing you a favor.
299
00:19:29,357 --> 00:19:33,579
If I have to sacrifice my '80s synthpop
collection, I'm doing it myself.
300
00:19:33,604 --> 00:19:35,549
A-ha! Little again!
301
00:19:56,385 --> 00:19:58,824
All right. Listen up,
Avengers and Guardians.
302
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:01,587
We're the only thing standing
between that beam and this town,
303
00:20:01,627 --> 00:20:03,705
and we're not going
down without a fight.
304
00:20:14,307 --> 00:20:16,204
Ten seconds to impact.
305
00:20:16,487 --> 00:20:18,384
Repulsor shield at maximum!
306
00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:23,909
Brace for impact in five, four,
307
00:20:23,934 --> 00:20:25,993
three, two...
308
00:20:26,827 --> 00:20:28,073
Wait. What?
309
00:20:30,007 --> 00:20:33,067
Well, guess we owe the buffoonish
Peter Quill a thank-you.
310
00:20:36,830 --> 00:20:39,013
Uh, Quill?
311
00:20:44,389 --> 00:20:46,197
Score one for team outlaw.
312
00:20:46,217 --> 00:20:47,439
Well done.
313
00:20:47,464 --> 00:20:50,513
Today, you space thieves can
call yourselves Avengers.
314
00:20:50,530 --> 00:20:52,087
We have avenged nothing.
315
00:20:52,423 --> 00:20:55,869
Today, you can call
yourselves Guardians.
316
00:20:58,814 --> 00:21:01,089
Nice job.
317
00:21:01,114 --> 00:21:04,072
Think us Terrans can be trusted
to examine this thing?
318
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:07,742
Relax. I'm a Terran too. Well,
actually I'm half-Terran.
319
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,457
Hey, Rocket, can
we thumb a ride?
320
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,083
Rocket?
321
00:21:11,767 --> 00:21:12,915
Groot?
322
00:21:13,507 --> 00:21:14,695
Anybody?
323
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:16,982
They're not answering.
324
00:21:17,007 --> 00:21:19,944
Uh, looks like we got
bigger problems.
325
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,249
Like gravity.
326
00:21:21,274 --> 00:21:22,960
Rocket, get over here!
327
00:21:22,985 --> 00:21:25,891
We got 99 miles until
we're pancakes!
328
00:21:25,916 --> 00:21:27,807
Rocket!
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