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I'm getting worried about him. 14 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:49,900 [computer beeping] 15 00:02:03,350 --> 00:02:05,440 [door creaks] 16 00:02:15,230 --> 00:02:16,360 [gasps] 17 00:02:17,530 --> 00:02:18,970 [Linda] Gosh. 18 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:21,710 Sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you. 19 00:02:21,890 --> 00:02:24,150 It's past your bedtime, okay? 20 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:27,500 So say good-night to your cyber friends and you get to bed, okay? 21 00:02:34,900 --> 00:02:36,250 [notification dings] 22 00:02:55,790 --> 00:02:59,230 Why are you so mean? 23 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,110 ["Run Boy Run" playing] 24 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:32,780 ♪ I wonder if you knew Today would be the day♪ 25 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:37,490 ♪ That you would get the mark And death would begin Making his way♪♪♪ 26 00:03:37,660 --> 00:03:40,360 ♪ Hungry Yellow eyes♪♪♪ 27 00:03:40,530 --> 00:03:44,450 ♪ A rage full of focus Unwilling to compromise♪♪♪ 28 00:03:44,620 --> 00:03:47,620 ♪ Did you make plans above?♪♪♪ 29 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:51,410 ♪ I say the beast Shoots straight Baby, he got aim♪♪♪ 30 00:03:51,580 --> 00:03:55,320 ♪ He got a lifetime of bullets And he ain't playing♪♪♪ 31 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:58,630 ♪ You better know Where the heat at Follow that gun♪♪♪ 32 00:03:58,770 --> 00:04:04,300 ♪ You better know Where the heat at Run, boy, run, boy, run♪ 33 00:04:04,470 --> 00:04:08,080 ♪ Where the heat at Run, boy, run, boy, run♪♪♪ 34 00:04:08,210 --> 00:04:12,210 ♪ Where the heat at Run, boy, run, boy, run♪ 35 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:16,260 ♪ Run, boy, run♪ 36 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,960 ♪ Baby Run, boy, run, baby♪♪♪ 37 00:04:19,090 --> 00:04:22,440 ♪ Don't bother asking why When every second counts♪ 38 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:24,750 ♪ If you don't swallow Your pride♪♪♪ 39 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:27,530 ♪ You'll be spitting up blood By the ounce♪♪♪ 40 00:04:27,710 --> 00:04:30,540 ♪ Move Get out the way♪♪♪ 41 00:04:30,710 --> 00:04:33,280 ♪ Or this could be Your Sabbath day♪♪♪ 42 00:04:33,410 --> 00:04:35,410 ♪ Don't slow down♪ 43 00:04:35,580 --> 00:04:38,800 ♪ Don't let your feet Touch the ground♪♪♪ 44 00:04:39,150 --> 00:04:43,500 ♪ Or you'll find yourself Surrounded♪ 45 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:45,770 ♪ With no escape♪♪♪ 46 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:49,120 ♪ And nothing But hell to pay♪ 47 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:52,900 ♪ I say the beast Shoots straight Baby, he got aim♪♪♪ 48 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:56,820 ♪ He got a lifetime of bullets And he ain't playing♪♪♪ 49 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,610 ♪ You better know Where the heat at Follow that gun♪♪♪ 50 00:05:00,780 --> 00:05:04,440 ♪ You better know Where the heat at Run, boy, run♪♪♪ 51 00:05:04,610 --> 00:05:06,530 ♪ I say the beast Shoots straight♪♪♪ 52 00:05:06,700 --> 00:05:08,960 ♪ Baby, he got aim♪♪♪ 53 00:05:09,140 --> 00:05:12,230 ♪ He got a lifetime of bullets And he ain't playing♪♪♪ 54 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:16,190 ♪ You better know Where the heat at Follow that gun♪♪♪ 55 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:18,280 ♪ You better know where the heat at♪♪♪ 56 00:05:18,450 --> 00:05:22,110 ♪ Run, boy, run, boy, run♪♪♪ 57 00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:28,290 [coworker 1] Ellis, hands off the keyboard! 58 00:05:29,810 --> 00:05:33,770 Engaging with trolls is like the worst possible use of your energy. 59 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:38,260 You're doing your angry typing thing again. 60 00:05:38,430 --> 00:05:40,560 Okay. I'll just delete his comment then. 61 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:42,830 Oh, yeah, I'm sure that's the last time you'll hear about it. 62 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,090 Oh, my God, so I should-- 63 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:46,350 -Ignore it! -Ignore it! 64 00:05:46,530 --> 00:05:49,450 If you feed the trolls, they will grow in power and destroy you. 65 00:05:49,620 --> 00:05:51,750 [notification dings] 66 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:54,100 -Okay. Have any of you got this email? -[coworker 1] What email? 67 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:56,270 [coworker 2] No, what is it? 68 00:05:56,450 --> 00:05:59,580 Ah, cool, it's one of those things where if you look at it long enough, 69 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,720 you'll see a picture. [chuckles] 70 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:05,060 -[gasps] -[coworkers giggle] 71 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,550 [Ellis] Oh, my God. 72 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:09,120 Were you filming that? 73 00:06:10,030 --> 00:06:11,380 That was trendworthy. 74 00:06:11,550 --> 00:06:14,290 [boss] Hey, BuzzFeeders! Quick word. 75 00:06:14,470 --> 00:06:18,130 Uh, just read an article about a young man 76 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:20,350 who woke up after being in a coma for 21 years. 77 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:22,000 [employees murmur] 78 00:06:22,170 --> 00:06:24,130 Here's the uncool part, I read it on Vice! 79 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:26,170 [employee groans] Oh, dude. 80 00:06:26,350 --> 00:06:28,660 Come on! Guys, we should be on that. 81 00:06:28,830 --> 00:06:30,480 This is our kind of shit! 82 00:06:30,660 --> 00:06:33,230 Uh, "27 Surprising Places to Eat in New York City 83 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,270 if You've Just Woken Up From a Coma." 84 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:37,530 [chuckles] But better, obviously. 85 00:06:37,710 --> 00:06:39,320 Adam E. 86 00:06:39,490 --> 00:06:41,270 Just going over your performance metrics 87 00:06:41,450 --> 00:06:45,410 and the general audience sentiment shows that your content is, 88 00:06:45,580 --> 00:06:47,540 well, for lack of better words, relatable AF. 89 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:50,640 Here's the less good part, not as great, 90 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:52,030 your reach is kind of lame. 91 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,510 It's not a criticism, 92 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:54,940 it's just something to consider. 93 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,210 We'd like to get those numbers up. 94 00:06:57,380 --> 00:07:00,170 For example, right now your views are lagging way behind Norris's lists. 95 00:07:00,690 --> 00:07:02,000 Yes! 96 00:07:02,170 --> 00:07:04,650 I knew my "Top Ten Buffy Episodes 97 00:07:04,820 --> 00:07:06,260 and What Your Favorite Says About You" 98 00:07:06,430 --> 00:07:08,560 would totally slay. [chuckles] 99 00:07:08,740 --> 00:07:11,440 Get it, slay? Like-- you know, like vampire slayer. 100 00:07:11,610 --> 00:07:13,660 Yes! I'm dead, I'm so dead.It's sick, huh? 101 00:07:13,830 --> 00:07:16,660 -[both laughing] -You've been sitting on that one. 102 00:07:16,830 --> 00:07:18,570 Yeah, I have. Yeah, I wanted to-- 103 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:20,190 I wanted to raise the stakes up so, just for-- 104 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:22,190 Oh, that's two!For you. Yeah, boom. 105 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:25,190 Very funny, Norris. But you don't have to celebrate it, okay? 106 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:27,410 Take the compliment, internalize it.Absolutely. 107 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:28,890 Feel good about it.Yeah. 108 00:07:29,060 --> 00:07:30,100 But we don't want to make people feel bad. 109 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:31,540 Absolutely. Lock it up. 110 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,240 [boss] You're behind that pun machine. 111 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:36,250 Way behind. 112 00:07:36,420 --> 00:07:39,770 I'd love to see some more authentic original content from you. 113 00:07:39,940 --> 00:07:42,030 -[Adam] Yeah. -People really dig when you reveal 114 00:07:42,210 --> 00:07:44,430 -the funny, painful truth about stuff. -Right. 115 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:47,860 Yeah? So maybe try that, yeah? Cool. Okay, Evelyn, great. 116 00:07:52,650 --> 00:07:55,740 He said the same thing to Carmen two weeks ago. 117 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:58,310 Carmen who got fired a week ago? 118 00:08:00,050 --> 00:08:01,400 -Yeah. -Yeah. 119 00:08:02,310 --> 00:08:04,440 But it's gonna be okay. 120 00:08:08,230 --> 00:08:09,970 "Try to make your comics have more pain-- 121 00:08:10,150 --> 00:08:12,150 but funny pain."[chuckles] 122 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:14,540 "But not so funny they lose the pain." 123 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:16,110 Oh, come on, you can do that. 124 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,020 "You make it relatable and inclusive." 125 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:22,030 Inclusive? AKA, gay. 126 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:23,290 [chuckling] Gay. 127 00:08:26,510 --> 00:08:28,950 You were pretty restless last night. 128 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:32,340 Yeah?Yeah. 129 00:08:35,650 --> 00:08:37,870 Adam, I can sleep back at my own place. 130 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:39,820 You know, you can just tell me. 131 00:08:41,530 --> 00:08:44,710 No, it's not that. Really, it's not that. 132 00:08:46,490 --> 00:08:48,320 I was thinking, 133 00:08:48,490 --> 00:08:50,840 I know that you and your mom aren't close, 134 00:08:51,010 --> 00:08:54,490 but maybe it's time I got to meet her. 135 00:08:55,670 --> 00:08:56,890 If-- If you want. 136 00:08:58,110 --> 00:09:00,200 I don't know. I-- I, um... 137 00:09:01,850 --> 00:09:03,460 You don't want to meet my mom. 138 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:08,640 You think I'm crazy, you ain't seen nothing. 139 00:09:09,470 --> 00:09:10,820 You know I love you, right? 140 00:09:23,090 --> 00:09:26,790 [teenager 1] I know it's only been a few hours, but I think I love you. 141 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,700 [teenager 2 laughs] 142 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:31,450 Oh, shit, he's responding. "I think I love you too." 143 00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:33,320 Yo, he loves you, he loves you! 144 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:35,540 Wait, wait, wait, wait. [clears throat] 145 00:09:35,710 --> 00:09:37,450 Do you wanna hold me? 146 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,330 Ew. 147 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,240 Do you wanna make out with a 14-year-old boy? 148 00:09:48,590 --> 00:09:51,770 And we're blocked. Yes! 149 00:09:51,940 --> 00:09:54,900 Okay. Sports Chat? 150 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:57,170 [teenager 1] This one. 151 00:09:57,340 --> 00:10:00,390 "Hi, I'm David. Ask me anything." 152 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:05,300 "Chat room rules. No bullying. No bad language." What? 153 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,610 Yeah, this guy's asking for it. 154 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:11,400 "Ask only two questions, but never three." 155 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:13,750 Dude, this is hilarious. 156 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:16,190 All right. 157 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:20,930 Dear David, why are you such a loser? 158 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:25,800 "I think you'd both like me if you gave me a chance." 159 00:10:25,980 --> 00:10:28,110 What-- Wait, how does he know there's two of us? 160 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:31,280 Chill out, man. He's probably doing exactly what we're doing. 161 00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:34,860 Tell me why a loser like you shouldn't blow your brains out. 162 00:10:35,030 --> 00:10:37,030 Dude, that's pretty dark. 163 00:10:37,210 --> 00:10:39,740 Come on, man. No one takes this shit serious. 164 00:10:43,170 --> 00:10:45,830 "So I'll live to see you die." 165 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,650 Dear David--Maybe let's not. 166 00:10:47,830 --> 00:10:49,350 He said not to ask three questions. 167 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:51,480 Maybe you shouldn't be such a pussy. 168 00:10:52,090 --> 00:10:53,000 Whatever. 169 00:10:53,180 --> 00:10:54,570 How am I going to die? 170 00:10:57,710 --> 00:11:00,890 "Alone, afraid, and wetting your bed." 171 00:11:04,020 --> 00:11:05,940 -What? Yo, that's-- -Dude. 172 00:11:06,110 --> 00:11:07,630 [electricity buzzing] 173 00:11:11,550 --> 00:11:13,900 Dude, let's just watch Riverdale. 174 00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:17,120 -Are you bugging out because of this creep? -No. 175 00:11:28,210 --> 00:11:29,860 [coworker 3] Oh, my God. And Beatrice? 176 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:31,690 She just got fired as editor of Teen Vogue Online. 177 00:11:31,870 --> 00:11:33,310 Now I'm fourth in line to replace her. 178 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:36,000 Oh! It's like Game of Thrones, 179 00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:38,140 but for a fashion-savvy social warrior. 180 00:11:38,310 --> 00:11:39,400 Here's to that. 181 00:11:40,970 --> 00:11:43,410 And Adam, at least you'll have plenty of introvert work-from-home time 182 00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:45,150 once Kyle's gone. 183 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,980 Yes. Wait, what? What do you mean? 184 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:50,060 [chuckles] 185 00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:53,020 I'm flying out to Arkansas tonight. 186 00:11:53,810 --> 00:11:55,730 Your mom!My mom's hysterectomy. 187 00:11:55,890 --> 00:11:58,330 I'm gonna help out until my sisters can get there. 188 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,160 Right. Sorry. 189 00:12:00,330 --> 00:12:02,070 Well, it might do you some good. 190 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:04,950 No distractions. Except the Internet. 191 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,860 -Another drink? -[coworker 3] Yes, please. 192 00:12:12,950 --> 00:12:15,000 Hey, I am so sorry. That was super messed up. 193 00:12:15,170 --> 00:12:17,170 I do remember, I promise. 194 00:12:17,350 --> 00:12:20,310 It's okay. All right? I get it. All right? 195 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,180 We both have a lot going on right now. 196 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:23,450 But this, 197 00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:27,540 we gotta maintain a full signal between us 198 00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:29,450 or else the call gets dropped. 199 00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:31,060 I don't want that. 200 00:12:31,230 --> 00:12:32,010 Me neither. 201 00:12:32,190 --> 00:12:33,060 Okay. 202 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,590 Yeah. I'm sorry. 203 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:35,850 It's okay. 204 00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:03,350 -[high-pitched chiming] -[inhales sharply] 205 00:13:09,490 --> 00:13:11,100 [breathing rapidly] 206 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,800 [muffled scream] 207 00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:19,720 [choking] 208 00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:31,030 ["Friending" playing] 209 00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:47,220 ♪ You were talking about♪ 210 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:50,360 ♪ All the time That you've been spending♪♪♪ 211 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,140 ♪ Do you Do you have an idea♪♪♪ 212 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:56,450 ♪ All the time That you've been friending♪♪♪ 213 00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:59,320 ♪ I think you've got A good idea♪♪♪ 214 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:02,200 ♪ Of the time You've been wasting♪♪♪ 215 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,110 ♪ On and on and on♪ 216 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:07,460 ♪ And it goes on And on and on♪♪♪ 217 00:14:09,290 --> 00:14:11,210 ♪ And you say that you know♪ 218 00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:14,730 ♪ Every time That you've been trending♪ 219 00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:17,250 ♪ And you And you say that you know♪ 220 00:14:17,430 --> 00:14:21,520 ♪ Everyone who you've been Friending♪♪♪ 221 00:14:21,650 --> 00:14:23,610 ♪ But you'll never find out♪ 222 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,130 ♪ Everyone who you've been Offending♪♪♪ 223 00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:28,660 ♪ On and on and on♪♪♪ 224 00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:32,700 ♪ And it goes on and on and on It goes on and on♪♪♪ 225 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:40,890 [sighs] 226 00:14:41,890 --> 00:14:42,890 [music ends] 227 00:14:43,930 --> 00:14:45,110 [groans] 228 00:15:06,210 --> 00:15:07,260 Ping! 229 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:09,820 Fuckin' twat. 230 00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:15,570 [scoffs] 231 00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:21,190 Why don't you die in a fire? 232 00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:23,920 [meows] 233 00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:25,880 Don't judge me, you're not my mom. 234 00:15:27,190 --> 00:15:29,370 Sometimes you gotta troll the trolls. 235 00:15:38,590 --> 00:15:40,330 Internet... 236 00:15:40,510 --> 00:15:42,510 educate him. 237 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:46,080 [notifications chiming] 238 00:15:48,470 --> 00:15:49,950 [chuckles] 239 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,350 [chuckles] 240 00:16:08,190 --> 00:16:09,840 See? 241 00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:11,720 I'm relatable AF. 242 00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:15,020 [chuckles] 243 00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:22,990 [scoffs] 244 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:30,560 [groans] 245 00:16:32,130 --> 00:16:33,130 [sighs] 246 00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:44,610 [purring] 247 00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:49,880 [chuckles] 248 00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:52,970 I love you too. 249 00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:56,330 [inhales deeply] 250 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,200 [groans] Oh, my God. 251 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,030 [sniffles] Are you hungry? 252 00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:04,030 [cell phone beeps] 253 00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:07,290 All right. Come on. 254 00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:12,510 [sighs] I should drink and post more often. 255 00:17:18,090 --> 00:17:20,660 [creaking] 256 00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:37,930 [cat meows] 257 00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:48,900 [announcer] Please stand away from the platform edge. 258 00:18:00,130 --> 00:18:01,780 [horn honking] 259 00:18:49,090 --> 00:18:50,140 [cell phone chimes] 260 00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:53,570 -[clattering] -[gasps] 261 00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:09,070 [clanging] 262 00:19:11,290 --> 00:19:13,380 [loud clang] 263 00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:14,810 -[electricity buzzing] -[gasps] 264 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,650 [person shouting] 265 00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:26,640 [keys jangling] 266 00:19:26,820 --> 00:19:27,870 Shit. 267 00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:35,530 Thanks, man. 268 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,970 [laughing] 269 00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:41,230 Baby steps. Baby steps. 270 00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:54,990 [light bulb blows] 271 00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,160 [neighbor moaning, panting] 272 00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:00,940 [Adam groans] 273 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,690 [moaning continues loudly] 274 00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:04,470 [video game music playing] 275 00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:13,130 [video game chimes] 276 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,870 [shooting on video game] 277 00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:49,250 [creaking] 278 00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:04,570 [groans] 279 00:21:34,950 --> 00:21:36,300 [gasps] 280 00:21:53,060 --> 00:21:54,800 [Adam] I really didn't sleep well this weekend. 281 00:21:54,970 --> 00:21:56,490 [Evelyn] Lonely without Kyle already? 282 00:21:56,670 --> 00:21:57,850 I had sleep paralysis. 283 00:21:58,020 --> 00:21:59,720 Hmm?It's where you wake up, 284 00:21:59,890 --> 00:22:02,020 but you can't move, but you can see. 285 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,160 That's a real thing?Mm-hmm. 286 00:22:04,330 --> 00:22:05,980 Yeah, I haven't had it since my final year of college. 287 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,810 It's, like, stress-related or something, 288 00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:10,900 but they say you can see things because... 289 00:22:11,070 --> 00:22:12,550 your brain is still dreaming. 290 00:22:12,730 --> 00:22:15,250 Mm-hmm.But I've never had it that bad before. 291 00:22:15,950 --> 00:22:17,390 I don't know, it-- 292 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,690 it just felt very real, you know? 293 00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:24,530 Did you want me to come over at night to protect you? 294 00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:25,740 [grunts] 295 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:27,750 I think I'll be fine. 296 00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:38,750 [high-pitched chiming] 297 00:23:04,870 --> 00:23:07,090 [static buzzing] 298 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,410 [buzzing stops] 299 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,410 [person whispers] Adam! 300 00:23:30,330 --> 00:23:32,250 [muffled chattering] 301 00:23:38,990 --> 00:23:41,730 You've seen my son, Dear David, haven't you? 302 00:23:42,990 --> 00:23:45,040 [electricity buzzing] 303 00:23:46,390 --> 00:23:47,910 Dear David. 304 00:23:49,650 --> 00:23:51,090 You saw him. 305 00:23:53,830 --> 00:23:55,010 What does he want? 306 00:23:57,750 --> 00:24:01,230 You can ask him, but only two questions. 307 00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:03,150 Never three. 308 00:24:05,140 --> 00:24:06,180 Why? 309 00:24:07,230 --> 00:24:08,450 Ask him yourself. 310 00:24:35,650 --> 00:24:36,740 David? 311 00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:54,370 [muffled shouting] 312 00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:56,190 [panting] 313 00:25:09,380 --> 00:25:10,820 What are you doing tonight? 314 00:25:10,990 --> 00:25:12,950 [pop music playing] 315 00:25:13,130 --> 00:25:14,910 [Evelyn] This one says the ghost of a masturbating chimp 316 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,170 roams the hallways of their stately home. [chuckles] 317 00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:21,620 There are actually a lot of weirdos out there. 318 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,530 Not you. You're under a lot of pressure. 319 00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:27,740 Hmm. 320 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,710 It's your turn.Okay. 321 00:25:33,150 --> 00:25:35,070 I feel like this game is trying to tell me something. 322 00:25:35,230 --> 00:25:36,230 What do you think? 323 00:25:37,450 --> 00:25:38,930 A hundred percent.Hmm. 324 00:25:39,110 --> 00:25:40,980 That you're a total failure.I'm a total failure. 325 00:25:41,150 --> 00:25:42,590 Mm-hmm.Yeah, thought so. 326 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,410 You should have let me bring my Ouija board over. 327 00:25:44,590 --> 00:25:47,680 Then we'd really figure out what's bothering you. 328 00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:50,340 I'm not trying to invite more paranormal activity, 329 00:25:50,510 --> 00:25:51,690 thank you very much. 330 00:25:51,860 --> 00:25:52,990 [clattering] 331 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,390 [chuckles] 332 00:25:58,950 --> 00:26:00,470 It's just the cats. 333 00:26:05,310 --> 00:26:06,570 Are you serious? 334 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:11,670 -[chuckles] Ellis. Oh, my God. -[cats meowing] 335 00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:19,020 -That's really weird. -What is? 336 00:26:19,190 --> 00:26:20,890 They don't want me to touch it. 337 00:26:21,060 --> 00:26:22,890 -[chuckles] Oh! -No! 338 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,070 [chuckling] 339 00:26:28,070 --> 00:26:30,070 It's just a camera. 340 00:26:31,940 --> 00:26:33,120 [sighs] 341 00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:41,210 It even takes photos like a real camera. 342 00:26:41,390 --> 00:26:43,130 I should go and get some work done. 343 00:26:46,390 --> 00:26:48,000 Get some sleep. 344 00:26:48,180 --> 00:26:50,920 Dream of hot men, not dead boys. 345 00:26:54,310 --> 00:26:57,620 [door opens, shuts] 346 00:27:05,450 --> 00:27:07,060 [cell phone buzzing] 347 00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:16,990 [Kyle] Hey, you. How's it going? 348 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,030 My mom's home, she's good. 349 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,420 Although struggling to go number two. 350 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,170 We bought her all kinds of fiber supplements... 351 00:27:23,340 --> 00:27:24,910 [Adam] What the hell? 352 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,170 ...but we don't want her to burst her stitches. 353 00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:27,480 -[Adam] Ew. God. -Love yo-- 354 00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:29,960 Not now, Kyle. 355 00:27:46,710 --> 00:27:48,100 [rattling] 356 00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,290 [sighs] 357 00:28:15,700 --> 00:28:17,750 No. People will think I'm nuts. 358 00:28:19,180 --> 00:28:20,750 [sighs] 359 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,240 [creaking] 360 00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:24,380 [high-pitched chiming] 361 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:34,730 [gasps] 362 00:29:34,910 --> 00:29:37,570 [heartbeat thumping] 363 00:29:39,390 --> 00:29:41,040 [panting] 364 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,970 Who are you? 365 00:30:01,940 --> 00:30:03,380 [whispering] Just a follower. 366 00:30:47,630 --> 00:30:48,590 [Adam] You guys moving out? 367 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,510 Uh, sure are. 368 00:30:51,550 --> 00:30:52,990 Any particular reason? 369 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,990 Like, uh, I don't know, 370 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:58,290 bad dreams, or a creepy kid in the corner of the room? 371 00:30:58,470 --> 00:31:00,470 Half a head? [chuckles] 372 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:03,820 -Nah, bro. -We're moving upstate. 373 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:04,960 Oh. 374 00:31:05,130 --> 00:31:06,130 Good luck. 375 00:31:08,570 --> 00:31:09,610 [chuckling] 376 00:31:20,010 --> 00:31:22,530 And even if you are right and it's all in my head 377 00:31:22,710 --> 00:31:24,060 and I'm just a crazy person, 378 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,370 look how big this apartment is. 379 00:31:25,540 --> 00:31:27,800 It's a win-win, baby! 380 00:31:27,980 --> 00:31:31,290 Hmm. I think they recommend moving further than just up the stairs. 381 00:31:32,630 --> 00:31:36,160 Oh, and, hey, no more sex sounds above you. 382 00:31:37,380 --> 00:31:39,030 Downstairs is available if you want to hear mine. 383 00:31:39,210 --> 00:31:40,950 Ew, gross. 384 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,340 That's homophobia. 385 00:31:42,510 --> 00:31:43,860 No, it's not! 386 00:31:44,430 --> 00:31:45,520 Oh, my God. 387 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:49,050 What is this?Oh, God. 388 00:31:49,220 --> 00:31:50,610 Is that you?Mm-hmm. 389 00:31:50,780 --> 00:31:52,090 Ah! 390 00:31:52,260 --> 00:31:54,180 This is me and all of my childhood friends. 391 00:31:54,350 --> 00:31:58,570 That's my best friend Link and we're saving the Princess Zelda. 392 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:01,580 -Oh, my God, you had an imaginary friend. -Hmm. 393 00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:05,190 That's such an only child thing.Hmm. Yeah, I know. 394 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,150 No wonder you looked so lost and lonely before I adopted you at work. 395 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:09,410 Hmm. 396 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,640 [cats meowing] 397 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,650 [sighs] 398 00:32:31,740 --> 00:32:33,480 [meowing continues] 399 00:32:41,750 --> 00:32:44,670 Hey, babies. What are you looking at? 400 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:45,970 [growling] 401 00:32:46,140 --> 00:32:47,840 [camera clicks] 402 00:32:48,010 --> 00:32:49,840 What the hell are you looking at? 403 00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:09,730 -[cats yowling] -Shit. 404 00:33:10,690 --> 00:33:12,430 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 405 00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:17,960 [camera clicks] 406 00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:23,740 What? 407 00:33:24,830 --> 00:33:26,750 Are you fucking kidding me? 408 00:33:27,450 --> 00:33:28,670 Oh, come on. 409 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,490 [whooshing] 410 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,230 [panting] 411 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,660 Yes, yes, yes. 412 00:34:16,230 --> 00:34:17,410 Call, call, call. 413 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:24,410 Come on, come on. Pick up, pick up, pick up. 414 00:34:25,290 --> 00:34:26,290 No. 415 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,420 Just breathing. Breathe, breathe, breathe. 416 00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:33,380 You're okay. 417 00:34:33,550 --> 00:34:34,940 [breathing heavily] 418 00:34:53,970 --> 00:34:55,930 [panting] 419 00:35:06,070 --> 00:35:08,380 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 420 00:35:08,550 --> 00:35:10,940 [boss] I don't like scary things, really, but I was, like, riveted by this. 421 00:35:11,110 --> 00:35:15,590 Oh! Speak of the devil! Adam E! There he is. 422 00:35:15,770 --> 00:35:17,640 Why didn't you tell me what you were working on? 423 00:35:18,210 --> 00:35:20,300 Uh... 424 00:35:20,470 --> 00:35:23,040 -Uh, what am I working on? -All right, Mr. Modest. 425 00:35:23,210 --> 00:35:26,470 This Dear David story, it's crazy good. 426 00:35:26,650 --> 00:35:29,000 It feels personal, but, uh, digestible. 427 00:35:29,180 --> 00:35:31,700 It's fresh. It's like a whole new format. 428 00:35:31,870 --> 00:35:35,310 I was telling these guys, I was afraid to leave my room last night. 429 00:35:36,270 --> 00:35:37,180 [chuckling] 430 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,020 So, um, yeah, so that-- 431 00:35:40,190 --> 00:35:42,800 so that story is-- is actually happening. 432 00:35:42,970 --> 00:35:44,710 It's totally happening. 433 00:35:44,890 --> 00:35:46,280 It's rad too. I like how you're bringing that back. 434 00:35:46,450 --> 00:35:48,150 It's like what we talked about. 435 00:35:48,330 --> 00:35:50,680 I'm not taking credit for this, but I told you. 436 00:35:50,850 --> 00:35:52,420 It's not just about the pep talk, 437 00:35:52,590 --> 00:35:54,330 you had to dig in and find it, and you did. 438 00:35:54,510 --> 00:35:55,990 In fact, I'm gonna spotlight it on the home page, 439 00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,250 so I want you to put something together. 440 00:35:58,420 --> 00:36:01,770 You know, liven it up with some-- some GIFs and memes and stuff. 441 00:36:01,950 --> 00:36:04,390 You're good at that. Make it fun. Okay? 442 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,210 -Norris, go ahead. -Uh... 443 00:36:06,390 --> 00:36:09,220 "Top Ten Reasons Why Dawson From Dawson's Creek 444 00:36:09,390 --> 00:36:11,350 is a Little Bitch Boy." 445 00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,220 -[boss] Ooh. The word "bitch" might be-- -Too much, yeah. 446 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,400 This feels wrong. 447 00:36:25,580 --> 00:36:26,970 It feels dirty or something. I don't know. 448 00:36:28,670 --> 00:36:30,760 Not fun dirty, bad dirty. 449 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,810 Let them vote on what you do next. 450 00:36:36,980 --> 00:36:38,940 That's a really good idea.Mm-hmm. 451 00:36:42,290 --> 00:36:44,210 Number one, Ouija board? 452 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,560 [Evelyn] Definitely. 453 00:36:46,730 --> 00:36:49,300 Number two, hire a medium? I like that one. 454 00:36:49,470 --> 00:36:50,820 Mm-hmm.I don't hate it. 455 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,090 -[Evelyn] Mm-hmm. -[Adam] Okay. 456 00:36:52,260 --> 00:36:53,350 [Evelyn] It's a good number two. 457 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:54,480 Three. 458 00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:58,360 Oh, my God. You have to pick that one. 459 00:36:58,530 --> 00:36:59,620 For real?Mm-hmm! 460 00:37:07,580 --> 00:37:09,280 I rid you of evil. 461 00:37:10,100 --> 00:37:11,620 I rid you of evil. 462 00:37:13,890 --> 00:37:15,890 I rid you of evil. 463 00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:18,900 I rid you of evil! 464 00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:20,680 [coughing] 465 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,370 [chuckling] 466 00:37:22,550 --> 00:37:24,120 I don't remember inviting you over. 467 00:37:24,290 --> 00:37:27,160 Please, I'm the least of your uninvited problems. 468 00:37:27,340 --> 00:37:28,950 Ooh. 469 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,780 Someone says that I should get a sleep talk app 470 00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:34,000 to record what happens at night. 471 00:37:34,170 --> 00:37:36,040 [Evelyn] I like it.Hmm. 472 00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:38,000 I think I might do that tonight. 473 00:37:38,170 --> 00:37:41,650 Maybe Dear David is like Link? 474 00:37:41,830 --> 00:37:43,880 Just another imaginary friend. 475 00:37:44,050 --> 00:37:45,660 He's not imaginary. 476 00:37:45,830 --> 00:37:47,880 Uh, what does Kyle think? 477 00:37:50,660 --> 00:37:51,880 I don't know. 478 00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:55,930 I haven't spoken to him in a while, he's MIA on this whole trip. 479 00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:57,360 I think he's mad at me. 480 00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,670 Why would he be mad at you? 481 00:38:01,460 --> 00:38:03,110 I haven't called him back. 482 00:38:09,070 --> 00:38:10,200 [groans] 483 00:38:11,820 --> 00:38:13,300 Okay, fine, if you must know, 484 00:38:13,470 --> 00:38:14,950 it's because he keeps saying "I love you" 485 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:16,210 and I don't know how to respond to that. 486 00:38:16,390 --> 00:38:18,000 Okay? That's why. 487 00:38:18,170 --> 00:38:20,560 If you don't wanna listen to Kyle and his feelings, 488 00:38:20,740 --> 00:38:23,920 then he's not gonna be there for you and your ghost problems. 489 00:38:27,790 --> 00:38:29,310 [yawns] 490 00:38:31,180 --> 00:38:32,440 [notifications chiming] 491 00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:34,750 [groans] 492 00:38:49,980 --> 00:38:51,030 [chuckles] 493 00:38:57,170 --> 00:38:58,220 [cat meows] 494 00:39:07,570 --> 00:39:08,830 [cat yowls] 495 00:39:18,190 --> 00:39:19,710 [voices whispering] 496 00:39:22,100 --> 00:39:23,620 [cat meows] 497 00:39:38,340 --> 00:39:39,390 [gasps] 498 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,340 [choking] 499 00:40:03,970 --> 00:40:05,890 [distorted screaming] 500 00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:07,450 [gasping] 501 00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:10,770 [grunts] 502 00:40:13,330 --> 00:40:15,330 [breathing rapidly] 503 00:40:15,510 --> 00:40:19,040 What... do you... 504 00:40:20,950 --> 00:40:23,080 want from me? 505 00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:25,990 [rocking chair creaking] 506 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,220 [choking] 507 00:40:35,390 --> 00:40:37,000 That's two! 508 00:40:37,180 --> 00:40:38,700 -[thuds] -[gasps] 509 00:40:48,150 --> 00:40:49,280 [groans] 510 00:40:51,580 --> 00:40:52,580 [sighs] 511 00:41:03,990 --> 00:41:05,640 [gasping through speaker] 512 00:41:06,510 --> 00:41:08,250 [distorted speech] 513 00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,470 [panting, distorted speech] 514 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,090 [Adam] What do you... 515 00:41:20,130 --> 00:41:21,700 want from me? 516 00:41:22,310 --> 00:41:23,750 [David] That's two! 517 00:41:34,670 --> 00:41:35,930 -[muffled thud] -[gasps] 518 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,200 What the hell is that? 519 00:41:50,900 --> 00:41:52,160 [stairs creaking] 520 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:56,080 [muffled thud] 521 00:42:09,140 --> 00:42:10,180 [gasps] 522 00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:19,540 [door clicking] 523 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:33,990 -[clattering] -[gasps] 524 00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,820 -[creaking] -[gasps] 525 00:42:58,020 --> 00:43:01,020 -[gasps] -[Kyle] Adam, Adam. It's me, it's me. 526 00:43:01,190 --> 00:43:02,930 -[Adam panting] -[metal clattering] 527 00:43:03,850 --> 00:43:05,550 [Kyle] What the hell is going on? 528 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:08,980 It's me. 529 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,690 [Adam] That's it. That's everything, I hope. 530 00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:23,610 [Kyle] You know why I love your comics so much? 531 00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:26,170 Why? 532 00:43:26,350 --> 00:43:29,050 It's the only way I feel like I actually get to know you. 533 00:43:29,220 --> 00:43:30,960 My cartoons do the talking for me, 534 00:43:31,140 --> 00:43:33,230 there's nothing wrong with that. 535 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,790 There is when you never actually say anything that's real. 536 00:43:35,970 --> 00:43:37,450 That is so unfair. 537 00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:39,140 Maybe you never listen when I do, 538 00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:40,670 but I talk to you a lot. 539 00:43:41,490 --> 00:43:44,970 Sure, in sarcasm and memes. 540 00:43:45,150 --> 00:43:50,110 Which is cute until my friends ask me if a ghost is haunting me too, 541 00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,330 and I have no idea what they're talking about 542 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:55,160 until I see this shit online like one of your... 543 00:43:55,330 --> 00:43:56,680 fucking followers. 544 00:43:56,860 --> 00:43:58,820 I tried calling, you were blowing me off. 545 00:43:58,990 --> 00:44:00,640 I thought you were mad at me, I was giving you space. 546 00:44:00,820 --> 00:44:03,130 I've been calling. Texting. 547 00:44:03,990 --> 00:44:04,990 Look. 548 00:44:06,430 --> 00:44:10,260 You moved apartments and didn't say anything to me. 549 00:44:11,870 --> 00:44:13,660 And then Jaxon sends me this. 550 00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:16,920 He found it last week. 551 00:44:17,090 --> 00:44:18,790 I'm not on Grindr. 552 00:44:18,970 --> 00:44:20,760 Someone is obviously catfishing me. 553 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,360 You can get that photo online. 554 00:44:26,060 --> 00:44:28,980 Look, I'm not on Grindr, I deleted it when we started dating. 555 00:44:34,020 --> 00:44:35,940 I didn't-- I didn't put that on there. 556 00:44:36,110 --> 00:44:37,330 I don't know how that got there. 557 00:44:37,510 --> 00:44:39,820 I promise you, I deleted it. I did. 558 00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:41,770 What the hell? 559 00:44:45,990 --> 00:44:47,640 Jesus Christ, Adam. 560 00:44:48,170 --> 00:44:49,910 Listen... 561 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:53,690 I don't understand what you're going through right now, 562 00:44:55,180 --> 00:44:57,360 but until you sort yourself out... 563 00:44:58,830 --> 00:45:00,050 I need space. 564 00:45:02,490 --> 00:45:03,970 You're breaking up with me? 565 00:45:04,140 --> 00:45:05,840 How can I be with someone 566 00:45:06,010 --> 00:45:08,360 when I never know what's really going on with them? 567 00:45:15,670 --> 00:45:17,720 ["Your Ghost" playing] 568 00:45:22,590 --> 00:45:25,200 ♪ I think last night♪ 569 00:45:25,380 --> 00:45:30,300 ♪ You were driving circles Around me♪♪♪ 570 00:45:32,390 --> 00:45:33,910 ♪ I think last night♪ 571 00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:38,350 ♪ You were driving circles Around me♪ 572 00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,040 [cell phone ringing] 573 00:45:52,670 --> 00:45:56,670 ♪ It's the blaze Across my nightgown♪ 574 00:45:57,500 --> 00:45:58,890 [camera clicks] 575 00:45:59,070 --> 00:46:00,290 ♪ It's the phone's ring♪♪♪ 576 00:46:08,510 --> 00:46:09,860 What's been going on with Adam? 577 00:46:10,030 --> 00:46:11,290 Yeah, what's going on? 578 00:46:11,470 --> 00:46:13,170 I don't-- 579 00:46:13,340 --> 00:46:15,040 -I don't know. -[friend] It's weird, right? 580 00:46:15,210 --> 00:46:16,730 [Evelyn] Yeah, it is. I really don't know. 581 00:46:16,910 --> 00:46:18,560 We're supposed to be best friends, and-- 582 00:46:18,740 --> 00:46:20,870 Honey, nobody cares about ghosts. 583 00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:22,080 Ooh... 584 00:46:22,260 --> 00:46:23,780 [laughing] 585 00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:26,790 Really though. 586 00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:28,610 Kyle's been saying the same thing. 587 00:46:28,790 --> 00:46:31,050 He said that Adam didn't even ask 588 00:46:31,230 --> 00:46:32,450 about his mom's surgery, 589 00:46:32,620 --> 00:46:34,100 which is weird. 590 00:46:34,270 --> 00:46:35,710 It's just not really like him. 591 00:46:52,420 --> 00:46:54,860 [announcer] Please stand away from the platform edge, 592 00:46:54,990 --> 00:46:57,600 especially when trains enter and leave the station. 593 00:47:07,390 --> 00:47:08,440 [clattering] 594 00:47:22,150 --> 00:47:23,670 [metal clanking] 595 00:47:38,950 --> 00:47:40,170 [train rumbling] 596 00:47:59,620 --> 00:48:00,670 [sighs] 597 00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:24,770 [person] Yes! Yes! 598 00:48:24,950 --> 00:48:27,470 [people grunting] 599 00:48:27,650 --> 00:48:28,700 [person groaning] 600 00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:32,050 [Adam] Shit, shit. Oh, my God. 601 00:48:32,220 --> 00:48:35,790 Whoa. No, no. No, no, no. God. Stop, stop. 602 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:37,530 -No, no, no. - No, no, no. 603 00:48:37,660 --> 00:48:40,190 -[cell phone ringing] - Oh, my God. Whoa. 604 00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:43,320 No. 605 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:45,450 Oh, fuck it. 606 00:48:49,410 --> 00:48:50,980 [Adam] I'm not on Grindr. I deleted it. 607 00:48:51,110 --> 00:48:52,720 He's not imaginary. Oh, my God. 608 00:48:52,890 --> 00:48:54,500 Because he keeps saying "I love you." 609 00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:56,860 -[cell phone chimes] -[gasps] 610 00:49:08,210 --> 00:49:09,470 [notifications chiming] 611 00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:14,090 What? 612 00:49:16,390 --> 00:49:17,780 [notifications continue] 613 00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:04,350 [thuds] 614 00:50:05,140 --> 00:50:06,620 [cat meowing] 615 00:50:08,750 --> 00:50:10,620 [cat yowls] 616 00:50:17,020 --> 00:50:18,670 [heart monitor beeping] 617 00:50:52,100 --> 00:50:53,970 [breathing shakily] 618 00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:03,020 -[static buzzes] -[modem dialing] 619 00:51:29,830 --> 00:51:31,440 [breathing shakily] 620 00:51:31,620 --> 00:51:33,450 [mouse clicking] 621 00:51:38,190 --> 00:51:39,320 [socket disconnecting] 622 00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,890 I've told you to go to bed three times and I find you looking at this? 623 00:51:45,060 --> 00:51:48,020 What's wrong with you, David? 624 00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:49,850 Why are you looking at this filth? 625 00:51:51,290 --> 00:51:52,510 Answer me! 626 00:51:53,510 --> 00:51:54,860 What's wrong with you? 627 00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:59,340 [choking] 628 00:52:02,730 --> 00:52:03,950 [gurgling] 629 00:52:05,870 --> 00:52:07,000 [gasps] 630 00:52:07,830 --> 00:52:09,010 [Linda] David? 631 00:52:09,910 --> 00:52:12,780 Oh, my God! Please stop. 632 00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:14,440 Please stop. 633 00:52:14,610 --> 00:52:15,870 [Linda screaming] 634 00:52:17,700 --> 00:52:19,090 [Adam whimpering] 635 00:52:27,850 --> 00:52:29,240 [screaming] 636 00:52:36,550 --> 00:52:37,730 [gurgling] 637 00:52:41,340 --> 00:52:42,340 [grunts] 638 00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:45,950 [panting] 639 00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:40,000 You owe me big time for covering for you at work yesterday. 640 00:53:40,180 --> 00:53:41,700 [notifications chiming] 641 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:43,970 You know it's not all about your followers? 642 00:53:45,660 --> 00:53:46,920 Hello? 643 00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:51,100 Is everything okay?Do you know how to find out 644 00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:53,460 -who this handle belongs to? -[Evelyn sighs] 645 00:53:53,630 --> 00:53:55,940 You really think a weird account is haunting your apartment? 646 00:53:56,110 --> 00:53:57,890 I woke up hanging out of the fucking window last night. 647 00:53:58,070 --> 00:53:59,250 It's not a joke. 648 00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:02,590 Are you serious? 649 00:54:02,770 --> 00:54:05,250 You didn't put that in your thread.'Cause it's too insane. 650 00:54:06,340 --> 00:54:07,860 Maybe you should see a doctor or something, 651 00:54:08,030 --> 00:54:10,210 do a sleep study before you really hurt yourself. 652 00:54:11,250 --> 00:54:12,900 I'm fine, I just... 653 00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:15,350 need to find out who this is. 654 00:54:16,690 --> 00:54:18,210 Ask Kyle, he did all those exposés. 655 00:54:19,130 --> 00:54:20,570 He broke up with me. 656 00:54:21,740 --> 00:54:22,650 [knock on window] 657 00:54:22,830 --> 00:54:25,140 Adam Ellis! My office! 658 00:54:26,180 --> 00:54:27,230 Now! 659 00:54:27,790 --> 00:54:29,050 Fuck. 660 00:54:31,010 --> 00:54:31,920 Wish me luck. 661 00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:33,150 Wh-- 662 00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:40,630 This is crazy, Adam. 663 00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:42,150 Um... 664 00:54:42,330 --> 00:54:44,330 Yeah. No, that's-- Yeah, no, it's all-- 665 00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:46,460 It's true, it's all happening.I got the LA office calling 666 00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,820 and asking what's happening and I don't know what to tell them. 667 00:54:49,990 --> 00:54:51,560 Which they don't like, of course. 668 00:54:51,730 --> 00:54:54,950 And I don't like it, so tell me. How does this end? 669 00:54:56,780 --> 00:54:58,260 I don't-- I don't know. 670 00:54:58,430 --> 00:54:59,820 The reason I'm asking...Yeah, no-- 671 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,960 ...because you're being weirdly coy, 672 00:55:02,130 --> 00:55:04,790 um, is because I'm thinking about taking this thing much bigger. 673 00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:06,830 I mean, not that it's not right now, but-- 674 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:10,700 I'm thinking we take it multimedia, not just one quadrant. 675 00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:13,010 I think we go four quadrants on this thing, you know? 676 00:55:13,180 --> 00:55:14,920 And we take it to the mat. 677 00:55:15,100 --> 00:55:17,450 We could really make this, like, a thing. You know? 678 00:55:17,620 --> 00:55:20,580 This could be-- I mean, I'm not diminishing-- It already is big. 679 00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:23,760 But I'm talking, like-- I mean, like, worldwide. 680 00:55:23,930 --> 00:55:25,410 [boss's voice fades] 681 00:55:25,590 --> 00:55:27,330 [Adam breathing shakily] 682 00:55:31,460 --> 00:55:32,680 What's going on? 683 00:55:33,730 --> 00:55:34,990 Is everything okay? 684 00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:37,160 What happened? 685 00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:39,520 Pics or it didn't happen. 686 00:55:43,740 --> 00:55:44,920 Ellis, wh-- 687 00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:02,980 Come on, pick up. 688 00:56:03,100 --> 00:56:04,710 [Kyle] I said I needed space. 689 00:56:04,890 --> 00:56:08,370 I know, I'm sorry. I just need help, Kyle. 690 00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:12,290 Yeah, I'm aware. 691 00:56:17,550 --> 00:56:19,420 This is me trying to say something... 692 00:56:20,510 --> 00:56:21,510 real. 693 00:56:23,470 --> 00:56:24,820 Is this you hearing me? 694 00:56:27,130 --> 00:56:29,350 What do you need? 695 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:31,830 I really need to find out what's behind this anonymous user handle. 696 00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:34,220 That's not what I meant, Adam. 697 00:56:34,350 --> 00:56:36,790 And it's not an easy ask, all sorts of privacy issues. 698 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:38,480 Please? 699 00:56:38,660 --> 00:56:40,400 Whatever it is is trying to kill me. 700 00:56:40,580 --> 00:56:41,970 The ghost? 701 00:56:42,930 --> 00:56:45,500 [sighs] Adam, I'm worried about you. 702 00:56:45,670 --> 00:56:47,320 Maybe you should talk to someone. 703 00:56:48,580 --> 00:56:50,150 I'm talking to you. 704 00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:54,240 Please, Kyle. 705 00:56:54,810 --> 00:56:56,030 [Kyle sighs] 706 00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:57,940 Text me the handle. 707 00:56:59,860 --> 00:57:00,900 Thanks. 708 00:57:13,830 --> 00:57:16,790 You said that the spirit harmed you, like, physically? 709 00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:19,050 Yeah, um, look at, uh-- 710 00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:24,440 Yeah, it hurt, and, um... 711 00:57:25,190 --> 00:57:26,760 it gave me a nosebleed. 712 00:57:26,930 --> 00:57:30,800 There's a strange energy coming from this corner here. 713 00:57:30,970 --> 00:57:32,450 It's really unusual. 714 00:57:32,630 --> 00:57:34,020 [Adam] Yeah, so that's where I first saw him. 715 00:57:34,190 --> 00:57:36,540 I was getting sleep paralysis, 716 00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:39,240 and I wake up and I see him, 717 00:57:39,420 --> 00:57:42,380 but I see him in real life now as well. 718 00:57:42,550 --> 00:57:46,380 Starting in your dreams doesn't mean that's actually where it started, yeah? 719 00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:47,600 Okay. 720 00:57:47,770 --> 00:57:49,640 -This area... -Right? 721 00:57:49,820 --> 00:57:52,610 ...harbors an awful lot of negativity. 722 00:57:52,780 --> 00:57:55,090 Yes. Yeah, it's the Internet. 723 00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:03,180 Some... ghosts, if that's the word you choose to use... 724 00:58:03,350 --> 00:58:04,390 Right. 725 00:58:04,570 --> 00:58:07,310 ...can tap into your thoughts. 726 00:58:08,490 --> 00:58:11,580 Did you do something to invite it into your life? 727 00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:14,540 [cell phone ringing] 728 00:58:16,150 --> 00:58:18,150 [Adam] This number keeps calling me. 729 00:58:18,330 --> 00:58:20,860 I thought it was a prank at first too, but it's-- I don't think it is. 730 00:58:21,020 --> 00:58:22,500 And I think it's-- I think it's connected 731 00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:24,510 because whenever I pick it up-- 732 00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:26,420 I'm not-- I'm not crazy. 733 00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:29,080 I know how this sounds. I'm not. 734 00:58:29,250 --> 00:58:32,340 Is that the primary device you use to document your experiences? 735 00:58:32,510 --> 00:58:33,420 Um... 736 00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:34,600 yeah. 737 00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:36,950 Is that bad? 738 00:58:37,130 --> 00:58:40,260 I don't know, if I'm being perfectly honest. 739 00:58:40,430 --> 00:58:43,130 What I do know is that whatever it is, 740 00:58:43,310 --> 00:58:45,050 is not connected to this space, 741 00:58:45,220 --> 00:58:47,180 it's connected to you. 742 00:58:47,350 --> 00:58:48,790 To me? 743 00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:52,100 So what does that mean? What do I do? 744 00:58:52,270 --> 00:58:54,620 You gotta figure out who and what it really is and what it really wants. 745 00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:56,450 It's a child ghost called David, 746 00:58:56,630 --> 00:58:59,110 and I'm pretty sure it wants to kill me. I told you that. 747 00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:01,240 Yes, that's what he told you 748 00:59:01,410 --> 00:59:03,410 in your paralysis-induced dreams. 749 00:59:03,590 --> 00:59:05,240 Exactly. 750 00:59:05,420 --> 00:59:07,730 Spirits don't always appear as they actually are. 751 00:59:07,900 --> 00:59:09,820 They're gonna show you what they want you to see 752 00:59:09,990 --> 00:59:11,990 and they are gonna tell you what they want you to hear, 753 00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:14,770 and the truth is often far more complicated. 754 00:59:35,230 --> 00:59:36,450 [paper rustling] 755 01:00:23,020 --> 01:00:24,810 [person] Thanks for joining me, Mr. Ellis. 756 01:00:24,970 --> 01:00:27,450 I know the note thing is a bit odd and a bit old-fashioned, 757 01:00:27,630 --> 01:00:29,410 but I have my own reasons. 758 01:00:29,590 --> 01:00:32,810 My name is Phyllis Crainey. I'm an Internet sleuth. 759 01:00:33,900 --> 01:00:35,160 Okay. 760 01:00:35,330 --> 01:00:37,250 I have a keen interest in the paranormal. 761 01:00:37,420 --> 01:00:40,770 Sorry, does that mean you investigate Internet ghosts? 762 01:00:40,950 --> 01:00:42,820 It's not as uncommon as you think. 763 01:00:42,990 --> 01:00:44,340 -I keep-- -[server] Here you go. 764 01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:49,520 I keep having these nightmares. 765 01:00:49,690 --> 01:00:53,000 There's a boy with a-- with a caved in head. 766 01:00:53,180 --> 01:00:55,010 And there's a woman, 767 01:00:55,180 --> 01:00:57,230 she has, like, long straggly hair, it's like-- 768 01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:58,450 Loopy Linda. 769 01:00:59,790 --> 01:01:02,010 Loopy Linda?Linda Johnson. 770 01:01:02,190 --> 01:01:05,370 I always assumed she was mentally ill. 771 01:01:05,540 --> 01:01:07,890 That was until I read your articles. 772 01:01:08,060 --> 01:01:11,060 Linda is what you would call "Internet famous," 773 01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:13,420 especially on the Deep Web. 774 01:01:13,590 --> 01:01:15,850 It started off with these message board users 775 01:01:16,030 --> 01:01:19,380 sharing interviews of a psychiatric patient called Linda 776 01:01:19,550 --> 01:01:22,340 saying and doing all kinds of crazy stuff. 777 01:01:22,510 --> 01:01:24,210 Like-- Like what? 778 01:01:24,380 --> 01:01:28,380 [Phyllis] She'd be drawing a boy with a crushed head, 779 01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:30,000 saying things like, "I fought the devil." 780 01:01:30,740 --> 01:01:32,440 "Don't ask three." 781 01:01:32,610 --> 01:01:35,480 A tape of her suicide even made it on there. 782 01:01:35,650 --> 01:01:38,090 Suicide? Why would anyone post that? 783 01:01:38,260 --> 01:01:41,570 It's the Internet. It's anonymous, and that... 784 01:01:42,620 --> 01:01:44,670 can bring out the worst in some people. 785 01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:48,370 How many questions have you asked him? 786 01:01:49,930 --> 01:01:51,720 Two. 787 01:01:51,890 --> 01:01:54,240 The three questions are a basic incantation. 788 01:01:55,410 --> 01:01:57,800 You've invited this "Dear David" into your life. 789 01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:01,680 What do I do? 790 01:02:01,850 --> 01:02:04,070 [Phyllis] Search for "Loopy Linda." 791 01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:05,770 That's where you'll find your answers. 792 01:02:05,900 --> 01:02:07,510 [person] Linda? 793 01:02:08,730 --> 01:02:10,340 It's Dr. Landers. 794 01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:15,390 Are you still having trouble sleeping? 795 01:02:16,910 --> 01:02:18,740 [Linda] It comes in the darkness. 796 01:02:20,220 --> 01:02:25,530 It feeds on our fears, anxiety and suffering. 797 01:02:27,570 --> 01:02:29,090 I can hear it in my sleep. 798 01:02:30,140 --> 01:02:33,190 -[sobbing] -[Dr. Landers] Linda. Linda. 799 01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:36,280 Your delusions are something that your mind has made up 800 01:02:36,410 --> 01:02:39,460 to help you cope with the trauma. 801 01:02:39,630 --> 01:02:43,370 You need to accept reality if you want to get better. 802 01:02:43,500 --> 01:02:44,810 You murdered your husband. 803 01:02:44,940 --> 01:02:46,860 [crying] No, I didn't. I didn't. 804 01:02:47,030 --> 01:02:49,210 And you inflicted severe head trauma upon your son. 805 01:02:49,380 --> 01:02:51,160 He's not my son. 806 01:02:51,290 --> 01:02:53,990 He is your son, and you put him in a coma 807 01:02:54,170 --> 01:02:56,480 from which he might never wake up. 808 01:02:56,650 --> 01:02:59,350 Good. Don't let it ever wake up, 809 01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:00,700 because it's coming for me. 810 01:03:00,870 --> 01:03:02,350 I know it's coming for me. 811 01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:04,480 But I am not gonna let it, because you know why? 812 01:03:04,660 --> 01:03:08,320 I fought the devil. I fought the fucking devil. 813 01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:10,050 I fought the dev-- 814 01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:14,890 Go back. Go back, go back. 815 01:03:15,060 --> 01:03:17,110 He's not my son. 816 01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:19,890 [Dr. Landers] He is your son, and you put him in a coma 817 01:03:20,020 --> 01:03:22,070 from which he might never wake up. 818 01:03:23,110 --> 01:03:24,630 ...put him in a coma 819 01:03:24,810 --> 01:03:26,680 from which he might never wake up. 820 01:03:28,510 --> 01:03:33,170 David Johnson coma. 821 01:03:33,340 --> 01:03:35,820 Coma, coma, coma. David Johnson. Davi-- 822 01:03:35,990 --> 01:03:37,640 Oh, my God. No way. 823 01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:43,040 "David Johnson has awoken after 21 long years in a coma. 824 01:03:44,220 --> 01:03:48,880 Doctors at NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital say 825 01:03:49,050 --> 01:03:51,400 he is still yet to speak, but is recovering well, 826 01:03:51,570 --> 01:03:54,700 and was only ten when his mother went inexplicably insane, 827 01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:56,800 killing her husband before... 828 01:03:58,710 --> 01:04:01,190 going on to crush David's skull... 829 01:04:02,540 --> 01:04:04,240 with a computer monitor." 830 01:04:11,940 --> 01:04:13,200 [notifications chiming] 831 01:04:15,900 --> 01:04:16,900 [receptionist] Sir? 832 01:04:18,470 --> 01:04:20,120 Sir, can I help you with something? 833 01:04:20,300 --> 01:04:22,040 Oh, yeah, um... 834 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:28,130 I'm looking for a patient, David Johnson. 835 01:04:28,300 --> 01:04:30,220 He was admitted in 1996. 836 01:04:30,390 --> 01:04:32,090 Severe head trauma. 837 01:04:34,180 --> 01:04:37,180 That's weird, there's not much here. 838 01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:39,840 There might be some hard copy files out back, 839 01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:43,970 but unless you're family, I can't give you his medical records. 840 01:04:44,150 --> 01:04:45,670 His family are all dead. 841 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:48,630 My condolences, but I still can't release these. 842 01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:49,890 They're too fresh. 843 01:04:51,370 --> 01:04:52,850 Too fresh? What does that mean? 844 01:04:53,020 --> 01:04:54,890 Well, he died a few days ago. 845 01:04:59,250 --> 01:05:02,040 [heart monitor beeping] 846 01:05:02,210 --> 01:05:05,170 [receptionist] Sir, what is your relationship to the deceased? 847 01:05:12,220 --> 01:05:13,440 I'm... 848 01:05:15,570 --> 01:05:19,400 being haunted by the ghost of his child self. 849 01:05:19,570 --> 01:05:23,710 Okay, so the department you really need to go see is psychiatric, 850 01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:26,400 and you need to go to another location for those services, 851 01:05:26,580 --> 01:05:29,190 so let me find someone that can help you with that. 852 01:05:38,460 --> 01:05:40,030 [person] Security to reception. 853 01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:41,380 [electronic lock beeps] 854 01:05:41,550 --> 01:05:42,940 Security to reception. 855 01:05:47,690 --> 01:05:48,740 Okay. 856 01:05:49,950 --> 01:05:51,730 [whispering] Records, records, records. 857 01:05:52,690 --> 01:05:55,080 Johnson. Year, '96. 858 01:05:57,960 --> 01:05:59,310 David Johnson. 859 01:06:06,100 --> 01:06:08,100 [person] Security to reception. 860 01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:11,710 [Adam] Dr. Landers. 861 01:06:16,370 --> 01:06:19,980 Okay, Dr. Landers, let's hope you have some answers for me. 862 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,780 -Dr. Landers? -[door creaking] 863 01:06:47,180 --> 01:06:48,360 Dr. Landers? 864 01:07:04,850 --> 01:07:06,370 What? 865 01:07:11,900 --> 01:07:14,510 Oh, my God. What the fuck? 866 01:07:15,340 --> 01:07:16,340 [camera clicks] 867 01:07:27,220 --> 01:07:28,920 [creaking] 868 01:07:37,230 --> 01:07:39,010 [creaking continues] 869 01:07:39,970 --> 01:07:41,410 Dr. Landers? 870 01:07:54,510 --> 01:07:55,510 [gasps] 871 01:07:56,470 --> 01:07:57,520 Oh. 872 01:07:58,510 --> 01:08:00,030 [creaking] 873 01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:10,100 [voice] Get out! 874 01:08:10,270 --> 01:08:11,790 [Adam panting] 875 01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:23,060 [operator] 9-1-1, what's your emergency? 876 01:08:23,230 --> 01:08:24,750 [Adam] I need to report a dead body. 877 01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:40,130 Hey, what happened to you and your sisters, anyway? 878 01:08:40,900 --> 01:08:42,340 You were all so close... 879 01:08:42,510 --> 01:08:46,120 All right, you little shit. Let's dance. 880 01:08:46,260 --> 01:08:48,040 [actor 1 on TV] I keep hoping you'll change your mind. 881 01:08:48,170 --> 01:08:50,520 [actor 2] Can we please just talk about something else? 882 01:08:50,700 --> 01:08:52,530 I just want you to know I'm here for you. 883 01:08:57,310 --> 01:08:59,090 [shouting on TV] 884 01:08:59,230 --> 01:09:01,280 -Andy, please help me. -[Andy] I've tried to help you. 885 01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:05,320 You didn't want my help, remember? 886 01:09:05,450 --> 01:09:07,280 Do you know how many times I tried to get you to tell me the truth? 887 01:09:07,410 --> 01:09:09,110 I practically begged you. 888 01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:12,850 But no. 889 01:09:13,850 --> 01:09:15,590 You decided to protect your girlfriends. 890 01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:18,380 I loved you so much. 891 01:09:19,810 --> 01:09:21,460 [TV static buzzing] 892 01:09:24,210 --> 01:09:26,210 [rocking chair creaking] 893 01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:32,780 [whimpering] 894 01:09:38,480 --> 01:09:41,180 Fuck you. 895 01:09:41,970 --> 01:09:44,150 [creaking continues] 896 01:09:51,710 --> 01:09:52,750 [whimpers] 897 01:09:59,370 --> 01:10:00,890 [crying] 898 01:10:04,990 --> 01:10:07,340 Hey, Aurora. 899 01:10:08,860 --> 01:10:11,520 Call Evelyn. 900 01:10:11,690 --> 01:10:13,740 [Aurora] Sorry, can you repeat that? 901 01:10:13,910 --> 01:10:18,220 Call... Evelyn. 902 01:10:20,350 --> 01:10:22,920 [Aurora] I'm sorry, can you repeat that? 903 01:10:26,010 --> 01:10:28,580 Call-- Call Kyle. 904 01:10:29,620 --> 01:10:31,320 [Aurora] Calling Kyle. 905 01:10:31,490 --> 01:10:33,010 [line ringing] 906 01:10:38,540 --> 01:10:40,590 Hi, it's Kyle. I'd love to talk, 907 01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:42,330 but I can't right now. 908 01:10:42,500 --> 01:10:44,150 Please leave a message after the tone 909 01:10:44,330 --> 01:10:46,330 and I'll get back to you soon. Take care-- 910 01:10:54,340 --> 01:10:55,340 [inhales sharply] 911 01:10:56,690 --> 01:10:58,040 Oh, my God. 912 01:10:59,650 --> 01:11:00,830 [sniffling] 913 01:11:04,130 --> 01:11:06,130 [whimpering on recording] 914 01:11:15,060 --> 01:11:16,280 Hey. 915 01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:20,890 Can I talk to you about something? 916 01:11:21,060 --> 01:11:22,280 Are you kidding? 917 01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:25,420 Are you mad at me? 918 01:11:25,590 --> 01:11:27,460 Does it matter? 919 01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:30,210 You're Internet famous and I'm just a wannabe, right? 920 01:11:30,380 --> 01:11:32,690 I can pick up your slack at work but you can't pick up your phone when I text. 921 01:11:32,860 --> 01:11:35,470 You're not the only one who hates being ignored. 922 01:11:37,910 --> 01:11:40,130 I don't know what you're talking about. 923 01:11:41,170 --> 01:11:42,650 I really don't. 924 01:11:42,830 --> 01:11:44,220 Those DMs last night? 925 01:11:45,090 --> 01:11:46,700 Eat shit. 926 01:11:52,530 --> 01:11:54,050 What? 927 01:11:54,230 --> 01:11:56,280 I didn't write these. I didn't write these. 928 01:11:58,140 --> 01:11:59,660 [cell phone buzzing] 929 01:12:06,630 --> 01:12:09,240 Hey. 930 01:12:09,370 --> 01:12:11,290 [Kyle] So it turns out my contact didn't have to break any privacy rules 931 01:12:11,460 --> 01:12:13,110 regarding the @[D]-_-_-_David handle. 932 01:12:16,030 --> 01:12:17,070 Oh. 933 01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:20,900 That's good. Why? 934 01:12:21,430 --> 01:12:22,870 It doesn't exist. 935 01:12:26,780 --> 01:12:29,260 But it do-- I mean, I'm looking at it right now. 936 01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:32,180 Adam. 937 01:12:34,050 --> 01:12:35,570 Yeah, I'm here. 938 01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:39,530 I think it's time you let this go. 939 01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:48,330 Okay. Yeah. 940 01:12:51,890 --> 01:12:53,110 Well, thanks. Thanks. 941 01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:57,120 Hey, can you take a look at my newest list? 942 01:12:57,290 --> 01:12:58,550 I want to make sure it's relatable, 943 01:12:58,730 --> 01:13:00,340 and you're super good at that. 944 01:13:02,950 --> 01:13:04,390 Yeah, sure. 945 01:13:05,390 --> 01:13:07,350 Yeah, let's do it! Yeah.Thanks. Yeah. 946 01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:10,480 Should be in your inbox. 947 01:13:28,630 --> 01:13:30,200 Why, Norris? 948 01:13:30,930 --> 01:13:31,930 Uh... 949 01:13:32,110 --> 01:13:33,590 Do you not want to do it? 950 01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:35,240 Do I want to-- No, I don't want to do it. 951 01:13:35,420 --> 01:13:37,120 Why would you even send me that? 952 01:13:37,290 --> 01:13:38,940 I-- I just thought you could do it as a favor. 953 01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:41,910 As a fa-- Are you a fucking psycho? Is that the problem? 954 01:13:42,070 --> 01:13:43,990 What? No.Are you fucking sick? 955 01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:45,860 Adam, I'm sorry. What are you talk-- What's going on? 956 01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:47,560 What are you talking about? 957 01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:51,860 Norris just sent me the most fucked up thing I've ever seen. 958 01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:54,040 [Norris] No, I-- I didn't. 959 01:13:54,220 --> 01:13:56,740 Oh, my God. Are you all in on this? 960 01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:58,360 [Norris] Adam, what are you talking about? 961 01:13:58,530 --> 01:14:00,580 Is this some fucking joke? You think this is funny? 962 01:14:00,750 --> 01:14:02,930 Yeah, everybody watch the fucking show. Real funny, huh? 963 01:14:03,100 --> 01:14:07,020 Yeah, really funny. It's on every fucking screen. Are you fucking kidding me? 964 01:14:07,190 --> 01:14:08,980 Hey! Whoa![Adam] You guys are so fucking... 965 01:14:09,150 --> 01:14:11,280 -Hey! -...fucked up! 966 01:14:11,450 --> 01:14:13,630 Yeah, film this. Fucking film this. Is that good content for you? 967 01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:16,500 Hey! Hey! What's going on? 968 01:14:16,670 --> 01:14:18,800 Look what the fuck they just sent me, Bryce! 969 01:14:18,980 --> 01:14:21,500 [Bryce] Huh?That is so fucked up. Look. 970 01:14:22,420 --> 01:14:24,160 Did it-- No, it didn't say that. 971 01:14:24,330 --> 01:14:25,510 -[Bryce] Okay. Hey. -They changed it! 972 01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:26,730 -They changed it. -It's okay. 973 01:14:26,900 --> 01:14:28,550 Come here. Come sit down. 974 01:14:28,730 --> 01:14:30,380 Sit down. Sit down. 975 01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:32,340 -It's all right, everyone. -It didn't say that. 976 01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:34,520 Go back to work. Stop filming. But good instincts. 977 01:14:34,690 --> 01:14:36,340 What the-- It didn't say that.Okay, hey. Hey. 978 01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:38,740 It didn't say that.Hey, listen, listen, listen. 979 01:14:38,910 --> 01:14:41,260 Why don't you take some time off? Yeah? 980 01:14:41,440 --> 01:14:43,620 Get your head right, all right? 981 01:14:43,790 --> 01:14:46,580 I'm very passionate about mental health. It's very important to me. 982 01:14:46,750 --> 01:14:49,320 So go home-- Take all the time you need, in fact. 983 01:14:49,490 --> 01:14:51,620 And if it's the end of the thread that's stressing you out, 984 01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:53,450 just know that we can absorb it. 985 01:14:53,620 --> 01:14:55,970 We can workshop it in-house, it's what we do. 986 01:14:56,150 --> 01:14:58,680 We're a family here at BuzzFeed, all right? We look out for each other. 987 01:14:58,850 --> 01:15:00,240 But you need-- 988 01:15:00,410 --> 01:15:01,980 You need to take it easy. 989 01:15:03,030 --> 01:15:04,030 You look like shit. 990 01:15:05,110 --> 01:15:07,110 All right, everyone, it's okay. 991 01:15:07,810 --> 01:15:08,720 That was fun. 992 01:15:09,900 --> 01:15:12,770 Right, it's okay, Norris. Why don't you take a break? 993 01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:14,650 All right. 994 01:15:45,460 --> 01:15:46,770 [cats meowing, yowling] 995 01:15:46,940 --> 01:15:48,120 Hey, babies. 996 01:15:49,380 --> 01:15:50,380 Come here. 997 01:15:54,340 --> 01:15:55,690 [cell phone buzzing] 998 01:15:59,260 --> 01:16:00,350 [notification chimes] 999 01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:01,430 [sighs] 1000 01:16:01,610 --> 01:16:02,610 What now? 1001 01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:07,880 [Adam's voice] You're a judgmental asshole, Kyle, 1002 01:16:08,050 --> 01:16:09,570 and I'm fucking sick of it. 1003 01:16:10,350 --> 01:16:11,700 Go fuck yourself, Kyle. 1004 01:16:12,570 --> 01:16:15,180 I didn't send these. Damn it. 1005 01:16:22,630 --> 01:16:23,890 [notifications chiming] 1006 01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:40,120 [banging on door] 1007 01:16:45,780 --> 01:16:47,040 [breathing heavily] 1008 01:16:48,910 --> 01:16:50,960 Fuck you! 1009 01:16:53,830 --> 01:16:55,010 [lock clicks] 1010 01:17:00,270 --> 01:17:01,750 I'm in control now. 1011 01:17:04,490 --> 01:17:05,670 I'm in control. 1012 01:17:08,540 --> 01:17:10,720 [cell phone ringing] 1013 01:17:15,900 --> 01:17:17,900 [ringing continues] 1014 01:17:20,420 --> 01:17:21,550 Fuck off. 1015 01:17:21,730 --> 01:17:23,510 I'm in control, I'm in control. 1016 01:17:24,250 --> 01:17:24,990 [cell phone ringing] 1017 01:17:25,170 --> 01:17:26,210 Stop. 1018 01:17:26,390 --> 01:17:27,830 [ringing continues] 1019 01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:29,220 Stop! 1020 01:17:30,300 --> 01:17:31,210 What? 1021 01:17:31,390 --> 01:17:32,870 I'm in control, David. 1022 01:17:34,960 --> 01:17:35,920 Oh, no. 1023 01:17:36,610 --> 01:17:39,180 No. Stop. David, stop. 1024 01:17:41,570 --> 01:17:43,180 [ringing continues] 1025 01:17:49,190 --> 01:17:50,190 No, I just saved. 1026 01:17:52,540 --> 01:17:54,240 David, what the fuck did you do? 1027 01:17:56,590 --> 01:17:58,380 That was three questions. 1028 01:17:58,550 --> 01:18:01,900 Oh, shit. That was a question. No, it was-- 1029 01:18:02,070 --> 01:18:03,330 [crying] 1030 01:18:15,300 --> 01:18:16,780 [video game sound effects] 1031 01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:25,100 What the fuck? 1032 01:18:37,020 --> 01:18:38,810 [distorted voice] I'm in control. 1033 01:18:45,330 --> 01:18:47,380 [echoing] No. No. 1034 01:18:47,550 --> 01:18:49,550 What's going on? No. No, no, no. 1035 01:18:50,430 --> 01:18:51,390 Oh, no. 1036 01:18:59,260 --> 01:19:00,870 What is happening? 1037 01:19:01,050 --> 01:19:03,010 No. Help! 1038 01:19:03,790 --> 01:19:06,270 Help me! No! 1039 01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:11,490 [distorted] Help me! 1040 01:19:24,550 --> 01:19:27,990 No, no! No! Stop! 1041 01:19:30,810 --> 01:19:32,730 [screaming] 1042 01:19:38,430 --> 01:19:41,000 Please help me! 1043 01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:44,260 No! 1044 01:19:51,100 --> 01:19:52,580 Die in a fire! 1045 01:19:53,270 --> 01:19:55,800 No! 1046 01:19:57,450 --> 01:19:58,670 [gasping] 1047 01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:01,840 [distorted whisper] Adam. 1048 01:20:14,210 --> 01:20:15,560 [David] I'm in control. 1049 01:20:22,340 --> 01:20:23,340 [computer notification] 1050 01:20:29,350 --> 01:20:32,310 I'm in control. 1051 01:20:36,230 --> 01:20:37,930 [Adam] You were an artist too? 1052 01:20:45,850 --> 01:20:48,160 You never ask about my day. 1053 01:20:48,330 --> 01:20:50,720 You never call me back.[Bryce] People don't like you. 1054 01:20:50,890 --> 01:20:52,280 All I wanted was to be your friend. 1055 01:20:52,460 --> 01:20:54,850 Your cartoons, they're empty. Like you. 1056 01:20:55,030 --> 01:20:57,030 You never say anything that's real. 1057 01:20:57,210 --> 01:20:59,730 I have a new list. "Top Ten Reasons Adam Ellis is a Dick." 1058 01:20:59,900 --> 01:21:01,340 You're only here to tick some boxes. 1059 01:21:01,510 --> 01:21:02,950 [David] You're selfish. 1060 01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:04,770 -[David] Self-obsessed. -You're a fucking-- 1061 01:21:04,950 --> 01:21:06,340 Asshole! 1062 01:21:06,520 --> 01:21:08,570 -And you never say I love you. -But I-- 1063 01:21:09,870 --> 01:21:11,650 Why are you saying this shit to me? 1064 01:21:24,710 --> 01:21:25,970 [cat meows] 1065 01:21:26,150 --> 01:21:27,500 [distorted] You know this, Adam. 1066 01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:32,240 Deep down, you know you're worthless. 1067 01:21:32,890 --> 01:21:35,020 Accept it, you're alone. 1068 01:21:36,720 --> 01:21:38,590 [whispering] You'll never be enough. 1069 01:21:39,420 --> 01:21:40,810 So give up. 1070 01:21:55,570 --> 01:21:57,400 [distorted roar] 1071 01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:04,800 He hasn't been answering his phone. Have you talked to him at all? 1072 01:22:04,970 --> 01:22:06,540 Holy shit! Adam! 1073 01:22:11,540 --> 01:22:13,110 -Adam! -[Evelyn] Open up! 1074 01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:15,330 -Are you in there? Ellis! -[Kyle] Can you hear me? 1075 01:22:15,500 --> 01:22:16,940 -[Evelyn] What the fuck-- -Adam! 1076 01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:19,850 What is this place? This is a nightmare. 1077 01:22:21,810 --> 01:22:23,860 [distorted growling] 1078 01:22:30,430 --> 01:22:31,690 [roaring] 1079 01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:33,570 [screaming] 1080 01:22:33,740 --> 01:22:34,920 I'm gonna call 9-1-1. 1081 01:22:37,130 --> 01:22:38,610 -Watch out, watch out! -[Evelyn] Ellis! 1082 01:22:40,790 --> 01:22:42,490 -Ellis, we're outside. -[Kyle] Can you hear me? 1083 01:22:42,660 --> 01:22:44,360 -I'm not alone. -[Evelyn] Hold on a second. 1084 01:22:45,310 --> 01:22:46,530 [Kyle] Hello? Adam! 1085 01:22:46,710 --> 01:22:48,230 I'm lonely sometimes, 1086 01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:49,750 but I'm not alone. 1087 01:22:50,970 --> 01:22:52,450 And I am enough. 1088 01:22:55,020 --> 01:22:55,930 I am enough. 1089 01:22:56,110 --> 01:22:57,500 [screaming] 1090 01:22:58,150 --> 01:22:58,980 I am enough. 1091 01:23:01,330 --> 01:23:02,980 And I'm waking the fuck up. 1092 01:23:03,160 --> 01:23:04,640 [screaming] 1093 01:23:07,550 --> 01:23:08,810 [Kyle coughing] 1094 01:23:08,990 --> 01:23:09,990 Adam! 1095 01:23:10,160 --> 01:23:11,900 [Evelyn screaming] 1096 01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:13,470 [Kyle] Adam! 1097 01:23:13,650 --> 01:23:14,700 [Evelyn] Ellis! 1098 01:23:15,260 --> 01:23:16,220 Ellis! 1099 01:23:16,390 --> 01:23:18,090 [Kyle] Adam, are you in there? 1100 01:23:19,830 --> 01:23:21,570 [choking, straining] 1101 01:23:21,740 --> 01:23:22,700 [roars] 1102 01:23:22,870 --> 01:23:24,180 [screams, grunts] 1103 01:23:24,350 --> 01:23:26,310 [Kyle] We're trying to help. 1104 01:23:26,480 --> 01:23:27,660 [Evelyn] Ellis! 1105 01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:32,440 [growling] 1106 01:23:35,710 --> 01:23:37,450 -[Evelyn] Ellis! -[Adam grunting] 1107 01:23:38,980 --> 01:23:40,680 [wheezing] 1108 01:23:51,380 --> 01:23:52,250 [David roars] 1109 01:23:53,340 --> 01:23:54,650 [panting] 1110 01:23:55,380 --> 01:23:56,080 [David growling] 1111 01:23:56,250 --> 01:23:57,860 [Adam grunting] 1112 01:24:00,520 --> 01:24:02,130 [David groaning] 1113 01:24:02,300 --> 01:24:03,260 [gurgling] 1114 01:24:03,780 --> 01:24:06,650 Die! Die! 1115 01:24:15,970 --> 01:24:17,450 [Evelyn] Ellis! 1116 01:24:17,620 --> 01:24:19,140 [smoke alarm beeping] 1117 01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:20,670 [Kyle] Adam! 1118 01:24:21,410 --> 01:24:22,590 [coughing] 1119 01:24:24,630 --> 01:24:26,550 Here! Come here! I've got you. 1120 01:24:26,720 --> 01:24:28,640 [Evelyn] Come on! [screams] 1121 01:24:47,700 --> 01:24:49,180 [sirens wailing] 1122 01:25:10,890 --> 01:25:12,540 [fireman] Stick up on the alpha side. 1123 01:25:17,550 --> 01:25:21,420 It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay. 1124 01:25:24,990 --> 01:25:26,030 [Adam] I love you. 1125 01:25:44,010 --> 01:25:45,140 Holy shit. 1126 01:25:47,670 --> 01:25:49,590 [cat meows] 1127 01:25:49,760 --> 01:25:51,150 -Hey, babies. Come here, come here. -Look who's here. 1128 01:25:52,540 --> 01:25:55,330 Come here. You made it. Come here. Come here, I got you. 1129 01:25:56,030 --> 01:25:57,730 I got you. Come here. 1130 01:25:58,590 --> 01:26:00,850 Hey. Here we go. 1131 01:26:01,550 --> 01:26:02,550 [kisses] 1132 01:26:07,250 --> 01:26:09,210 Oh. You found them. 1133 01:26:15,700 --> 01:26:18,270 I'm so sorry, Ellis. 1134 01:26:20,220 --> 01:26:22,180 For not believing you. 1135 01:26:22,360 --> 01:26:24,800 [Kyle] Yeah, you told us something was wrong, we should have listened. 1136 01:26:24,970 --> 01:26:26,010 [Evelyn] Yeah. 1137 01:26:26,930 --> 01:26:29,320 I pushed you guys away, it wasn't you. 1138 01:26:31,970 --> 01:26:33,490 But I'm here now. 1139 01:26:34,980 --> 01:26:36,420 I'm actually present. 1140 01:26:41,070 --> 01:26:42,250 I just... 1141 01:26:44,330 --> 01:26:46,810 need to work on letting you guys in more. 1142 01:26:52,210 --> 01:26:53,340 And I will. 1143 01:26:55,740 --> 01:26:56,870 I promise. 1144 01:27:15,370 --> 01:27:17,240 [streamer] And Adam Ellis's last tweet was, 1145 01:27:17,410 --> 01:27:21,070 "For everyone asking if I'm alive, I'm doing okay." 1146 01:27:21,240 --> 01:27:22,420 Peace sign emoji. 1147 01:27:23,680 --> 01:27:25,120 I don't know about you, 1148 01:27:25,290 --> 01:27:28,210 but I'm calling bullshit on this whole thing. 1149 01:27:28,380 --> 01:27:30,430 Now you tell me what's up. 1150 01:27:30,600 --> 01:27:32,120 [notifications chiming] 1151 01:27:35,300 --> 01:27:36,520 [cell phone chimes] 1152 01:27:36,690 --> 01:27:38,870 I see you, BeardedBoy233. 1153 01:27:39,040 --> 01:27:40,260 Thank you for the sub. 1154 01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:47,620 Ellis is a douchebag if he thinks that we're gonna play nice on the Internet 1155 01:27:47,790 --> 01:27:49,710 'cause of his little ghost story. 1156 01:27:51,450 --> 01:27:52,450 [sighs] 1157 01:27:53,140 --> 01:27:55,100 [laughing] 1158 01:27:57,280 --> 01:27:58,630 Screw you, bitch. 1159 01:27:58,800 --> 01:28:00,280 Don't come onto my stream 1160 01:28:00,450 --> 01:28:02,410 and try to silence my free speech. 1161 01:28:03,330 --> 01:28:04,590 Thank you. 1162 01:28:06,850 --> 01:28:08,810 Come on, which one of you cucks 1163 01:28:08,980 --> 01:28:11,550 made a dumbass Dear David account? 1164 01:28:16,030 --> 01:28:17,470 Okay, I'll play along. 1165 01:28:18,990 --> 01:28:23,080 -Dear David, why are you so fugly? -[typing] 1166 01:28:27,660 --> 01:28:29,180 All righty. 1167 01:28:29,350 --> 01:28:31,130 -Dear David... -[typing] 1168 01:28:31,310 --> 01:28:34,310 ...is it because your parents tried to cancel you? 1169 01:28:36,190 --> 01:28:37,410 I feel so bad. 1170 01:28:38,320 --> 01:28:39,360 [scoffs] 1171 01:28:40,320 --> 01:28:43,850 -Dear David, for real? -[typing] 1172 01:28:51,810 --> 01:28:52,860 See? 1173 01:28:54,680 --> 01:28:55,940 This is so dumb. 1174 01:28:56,730 --> 01:28:59,600 Way to go, guys. Frickin' brill-- 1175 01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:09,180 [thuds] 1176 01:29:13,660 --> 01:29:14,970 [thuds] 1177 01:29:15,140 --> 01:29:16,230 [screams] 1178 01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:17,310 [thuds] 1179 01:29:17,490 --> 01:29:18,670 [screaming continues] 1180 01:29:34,110 --> 01:29:35,160 [mouse clicks] 1181 01:29:39,420 --> 01:29:41,420 ["Three Time Looser" playing] 81850

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