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[sirens wailing in distance]
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[cashier] 20, 40, 60, 80...
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-I'm telling you, Linda.
-...100.
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It'll be all about the Internet,
this will pay off big time.
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[Linda] Uh-huh?
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[sighs] You know
how many people
are online?
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35,977,000.
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[sighs]
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I'm just saying that
people are gonna
go crazy over this.
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I mean, look at David.
He loves those computers.
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Where is he anyway?
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Where do you think?
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[Linda] In the basement again?
I'm getting worried about him.
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[computer beeping]
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[door creaks]
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[gasps]
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[Linda] Gosh.
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Sorry, I didn't mean
to frighten you.
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It's past your bedtime, okay?
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So say good-night
to your cyber friends
and you get to bed, okay?
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[notification dings]
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Why are you so mean?
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["Run Boy Run" playing]
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♪ I wonder if you knew
Today would be the day♪
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♪ That you would get the mark
And death would begin
Making his way♪♪♪
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♪ Hungry
Yellow eyes♪♪♪
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♪ A rage full of focus
Unwilling to compromise♪♪♪
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♪ Did you make plans above?♪♪♪
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♪ I say the beast
Shoots straight
Baby, he got aim♪♪♪
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♪ He got a lifetime of bullets
And he ain't playing♪♪♪
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♪ You better know
Where the heat at
Follow that gun♪♪♪
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♪ You better know
Where the heat at
Run, boy, run, boy, run♪
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♪ Where the heat at
Run, boy, run, boy, run♪♪♪
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♪ Where the heat at
Run, boy, run, boy, run♪
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♪ Run, boy, run♪
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♪ Baby
Run, boy, run, baby♪♪♪
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♪ Don't bother asking why
When every second counts♪
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♪ If you don't swallow
Your pride♪♪♪
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♪ You'll be spitting up blood
By the ounce♪♪♪
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♪ Move
Get out the way♪♪♪
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♪ Or this could be
Your Sabbath day♪♪♪
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♪ Don't slow down♪
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♪ Don't let your feet
Touch the ground♪♪♪
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♪ Or you'll find yourself
Surrounded♪
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♪ With no escape♪♪♪
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♪ And nothing
But hell to pay♪
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♪ I say the beast
Shoots straight
Baby, he got aim♪♪♪
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♪ He got a lifetime of bullets
And he ain't playing♪♪♪
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♪ You better know
Where the heat at
Follow that gun♪♪♪
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♪ You better know
Where the heat at
Run, boy, run♪♪♪
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♪ I say the beast
Shoots straight♪♪♪
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♪ Baby, he got aim♪♪♪
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♪ He got a lifetime of bullets
And he ain't playing♪♪♪
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♪ You better know
Where the heat at
Follow that gun♪♪♪
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♪ You better know
where the heat at♪♪♪
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♪ Run, boy, run, boy, run♪♪♪
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[coworker 1]
Ellis, hands off the keyboard!
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Engaging with trolls
is like the worst possible use
of your energy.
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You're doing
your angry typing thing again.
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Okay. I'll just delete
his comment then.
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Oh, yeah,
I'm sure that's the last time
you'll hear about it.
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Oh, my God, so I should--
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-Ignore it!
-Ignore it!
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If you feed the trolls,
they will grow in power
and destroy you.
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[notification dings]
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-Okay. Have any of you
got this email?
-[coworker 1] What email?
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[coworker 2] No, what is it?
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Ah, cool,
it's one of those things where
if you look at it long enough,
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you'll see a picture. [chuckles]
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-[gasps]
-[coworkers giggle]
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[Ellis] Oh, my God.
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Were you filming that?
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That was trendworthy.
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[boss] Hey, BuzzFeeders!
Quick word.
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Uh, just read an article
about a young man
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who woke up after being
in a coma for 21 years.
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[employees murmur]
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Here's the uncool part,
I read it on Vice!
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[employee groans] Oh, dude.
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Come on!
Guys, we should be on that.
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This is our kind of shit!
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Uh, "27 Surprising Places
to Eat in New York City
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if You've Just Woken Up
From a Coma."
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[chuckles]
But better, obviously.
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Adam E.
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Just going over
your performance metrics
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and the general
audience sentiment
shows that your content is,
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well, for lack of better words,
relatable AF.
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Here's the less good part,
not as great,
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your reach is kind of lame.
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It's not a criticism,
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it's just something to consider.
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We'd like to get
those numbers up.
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For example, right now
your views are lagging
way behind Norris's lists.
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Yes!
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I knew my
"Top Ten Buffy Episodes
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and What Your Favorite
Says About You"
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would totally slay.
[chuckles]
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Get it, slay? Like--
you know,
like vampire slayer.
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Yes! I'm dead, I'm so dead.It's sick, huh?
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-[both laughing]
-You've been sitting on
that one.
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Yeah, I have.
Yeah, I wanted to--
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I wanted to raise
the stakes up so,
just for--
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Oh, that's two!For you. Yeah, boom.
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Very funny, Norris.
But you don't have
to celebrate it, okay?
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Take the compliment,
internalize it.Absolutely.
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Feel good about it.Yeah.
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But we don't want
to make people feel bad.
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Absolutely. Lock it up.
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[boss] You're behind
that pun machine.
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Way behind.
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I'd love to see some more
authentic original content
from you.
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-[Adam] Yeah.
-People really dig
when you reveal
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-the funny, painful truth
about stuff.
-Right.
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Yeah? So maybe try that, yeah?
Cool. Okay, Evelyn, great.
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He said the same thing
to Carmen two weeks ago.
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Carmen who got fired
a week ago?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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But it's gonna be okay.
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"Try to make your comics
have more pain--
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but funny pain."[chuckles]
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"But not so funny
they lose the pain."
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Oh, come on,
you can do that.
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"You make it relatable
and inclusive."
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Inclusive? AKA, gay.
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[chuckling] Gay.
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You were pretty restless
last night.
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Yeah?Yeah.
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Adam, I can sleep back
at my own place.
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You know,
you can just tell me.
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No, it's not that.
Really, it's not that.
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I was thinking,
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I know that you and your mom
aren't close,
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but maybe it's time
I got to meet her.
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If-- If you want.
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I don't know.
I-- I, um...
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You don't want to
meet my mom.
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You think I'm crazy,
you ain't seen nothing.
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You know I love you, right?
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[teenager 1] I know
it's only been a few hours,
but I think I love you.
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[teenager 2 laughs]
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Oh, shit, he's responding.
"I think I love you too."
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Yo, he loves you,
he loves you!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[clears throat]
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Do you wanna hold me?
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Ew.
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Do you wanna make out
with a 14-year-old boy?
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And we're blocked. Yes!
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Okay. Sports Chat?
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[teenager 1] This one.
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"Hi, I'm David.
Ask me anything."
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"Chat room rules. No bullying.
No bad language." What?
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Yeah, this guy's
asking for it.
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"Ask only two questions,
but never three."
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Dude, this is hilarious.
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All right.
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Dear David,
why are you
such a loser?
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"I think you'd both like me
if you gave me a chance."
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What-- Wait, how does he know
there's two of us?
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Chill out, man.
He's probably doing
exactly what we're doing.
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Tell me why a loser like you
shouldn't blow
your brains out.
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Dude, that's pretty dark.
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Come on, man.
No one takes
this shit serious.
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"So I'll live to see you die."
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Dear David--Maybe let's not.
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He said not to ask
three questions.
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Maybe you shouldn't be
such a pussy.
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Whatever.
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How am I going to die?
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"Alone, afraid,
and wetting your bed."
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-What? Yo, that's--
-Dude.
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[electricity buzzing]
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Dude, let's just watch
Riverdale.
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-Are you bugging out
because of this creep?
-No.
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[coworker 3] Oh, my God.
And Beatrice?
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She just got fired as editor
of Teen Vogue Online.
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Now I'm fourth in line
to replace her.
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Oh! It's like Game of Thrones,
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but for a fashion-savvy
social warrior.
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Here's to that.
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And Adam, at least you'll have
plenty of introvert
work-from-home time
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once Kyle's gone.
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Yes. Wait, what?
What do you mean?
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[chuckles]
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I'm flying out
to Arkansas tonight.
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Your mom!My mom's hysterectomy.
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I'm gonna help out until
my sisters can get there.
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Right. Sorry.
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Well, it might
do you some good.
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No distractions.
Except the Internet.
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-Another drink?
-[coworker 3] Yes, please.
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Hey, I am so sorry.
That was super messed up.
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I do remember, I promise.
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It's okay. All right?
I get it. All right?
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We both have a lot
going on right now.
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But this,
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we gotta maintain
a full signal between us
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or else the call gets dropped.
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I don't want that.
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Me neither.
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Okay.
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Yeah. I'm sorry.
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It's okay.
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-[high-pitched chiming]
-[inhales sharply]
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[breathing rapidly]
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[muffled scream]
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[choking]
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["Friending" playing]
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♪ You were talking about♪
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♪ All the time
That you've been spending♪♪♪
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♪ Do you
Do you have an idea♪♪♪
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♪ All the time
That you've been friending♪♪♪
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♪ I think you've got
A good idea♪♪♪
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♪ Of the time
You've been wasting♪♪♪
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♪ On and on and on♪
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♪ And it goes on
And on and on♪♪♪
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♪ And you say that you know♪
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♪ Every time
That you've been trending♪
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♪ And you
And you say that you know♪
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♪ Everyone who you've been
Friending♪♪♪
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♪ But you'll never find out♪
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♪ Everyone who you've been
Offending♪♪♪
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♪ On and on and on♪♪♪
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♪ And it goes on and on and on
It goes on and on♪♪♪
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[sighs]
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[music ends]
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[groans]
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Ping!
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Fuckin' twat.
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[scoffs]
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Why don't you die in a fire?
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[meows]
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Don't judge me,
you're not my mom.
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Sometimes you gotta
troll the trolls.
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Internet...
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educate him.
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[notifications chiming]
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[chuckles]
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[chuckles]
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See?
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I'm relatable AF.
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[chuckles]
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[scoffs]
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[groans]
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[sighs]
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[purring]
247
00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:49,880
[chuckles]
248
00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:52,970
I love you too.
249
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:56,330
[inhales deeply]
250
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,200
[groans] Oh, my God.
251
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,030
[sniffles] Are you hungry?
252
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:04,030
[cell phone beeps]
253
00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:07,290
All right. Come on.
254
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:12,510
[sighs] I should drink
and post more often.
255
00:17:18,090 --> 00:17:20,660
[creaking]
256
00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:37,930
[cat meows]
257
00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:48,900
[announcer] Please stand away
from the platform edge.
258
00:18:00,130 --> 00:18:01,780
[horn honking]
259
00:18:49,090 --> 00:18:50,140
[cell phone chimes]
260
00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:53,570
-[clattering]
-[gasps]
261
00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:09,070
[clanging]
262
00:19:11,290 --> 00:19:13,380
[loud clang]
263
00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:14,810
-[electricity buzzing]
-[gasps]
264
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,650
[person shouting]
265
00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:26,640
[keys jangling]
266
00:19:26,820 --> 00:19:27,870
Shit.
267
00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:35,530
Thanks, man.
268
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,970
[laughing]
269
00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:41,230
Baby steps. Baby steps.
270
00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:54,990
[light bulb blows]
271
00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,160
[neighbor moaning, panting]
272
00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:00,940
[Adam groans]
273
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,690
[moaning continues loudly]
274
00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:04,470
[video game music playing]
275
00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:13,130
[video game chimes]
276
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,870
[shooting on video game]
277
00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:49,250
[creaking]
278
00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:04,570
[groans]
279
00:21:34,950 --> 00:21:36,300
[gasps]
280
00:21:53,060 --> 00:21:54,800
[Adam] I really didn't
sleep well this weekend.
281
00:21:54,970 --> 00:21:56,490
[Evelyn]
Lonely without Kyle already?
282
00:21:56,670 --> 00:21:57,850
I had sleep paralysis.
283
00:21:58,020 --> 00:21:59,720
Hmm?It's where you wake up,
284
00:21:59,890 --> 00:22:02,020
but you can't move,
but you can see.
285
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,160
That's a real thing?Mm-hmm.
286
00:22:04,330 --> 00:22:05,980
Yeah, I haven't had it
since my final year
of college.
287
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,810
It's, like,
stress-related
or something,
288
00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:10,900
but they say
you can see things
because...
289
00:22:11,070 --> 00:22:12,550
your brain is
still dreaming.
290
00:22:12,730 --> 00:22:15,250
Mm-hmm.But I've never had it
that bad before.
291
00:22:15,950 --> 00:22:17,390
I don't know, it--
292
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,690
it just felt very real,
you know?
293
00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:24,530
Did you want me to come over
at night to protect you?
294
00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:25,740
[grunts]
295
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:27,750
I think I'll be fine.
296
00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:38,750
[high-pitched chiming]
297
00:23:04,870 --> 00:23:07,090
[static buzzing]
298
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,410
[buzzing stops]
299
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,410
[person whispers] Adam!
300
00:23:30,330 --> 00:23:32,250
[muffled chattering]
301
00:23:38,990 --> 00:23:41,730
You've seen my son,
Dear David, haven't you?
302
00:23:42,990 --> 00:23:45,040
[electricity buzzing]
303
00:23:46,390 --> 00:23:47,910
Dear David.
304
00:23:49,650 --> 00:23:51,090
You saw him.
305
00:23:53,830 --> 00:23:55,010
What does he want?
306
00:23:57,750 --> 00:24:01,230
You can ask him,
but only two questions.
307
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:03,150
Never three.
308
00:24:05,140 --> 00:24:06,180
Why?
309
00:24:07,230 --> 00:24:08,450
Ask him yourself.
310
00:24:35,650 --> 00:24:36,740
David?
311
00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:54,370
[muffled shouting]
312
00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:56,190
[panting]
313
00:25:09,380 --> 00:25:10,820
What are you doing tonight?
314
00:25:10,990 --> 00:25:12,950
[pop music playing]
315
00:25:13,130 --> 00:25:14,910
[Evelyn] This one
says the ghost of
a masturbating chimp
316
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,170
roams the hallways
of their stately home.
[chuckles]
317
00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:21,620
There are actually
a lot of weirdos out there.
318
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,530
Not you. You're under
a lot of pressure.
319
00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:27,740
Hmm.
320
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,710
It's your turn.Okay.
321
00:25:33,150 --> 00:25:35,070
I feel like this game is
trying to tell me something.
322
00:25:35,230 --> 00:25:36,230
What do you think?
323
00:25:37,450 --> 00:25:38,930
A hundred percent.Hmm.
324
00:25:39,110 --> 00:25:40,980
That you're a total failure.I'm a total failure.
325
00:25:41,150 --> 00:25:42,590
Mm-hmm.Yeah, thought so.
326
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,410
You should have let me
bring my Ouija board over.
327
00:25:44,590 --> 00:25:47,680
Then we'd really figure out
what's bothering you.
328
00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:50,340
I'm not trying to invite
more paranormal activity,
329
00:25:50,510 --> 00:25:51,690
thank you very much.
330
00:25:51,860 --> 00:25:52,990
[clattering]
331
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,390
[chuckles]
332
00:25:58,950 --> 00:26:00,470
It's just the cats.
333
00:26:05,310 --> 00:26:06,570
Are you serious?
334
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:11,670
-[chuckles] Ellis. Oh, my God.
-[cats meowing]
335
00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:19,020
-That's really weird.
-What is?
336
00:26:19,190 --> 00:26:20,890
They don't want me
to touch it.
337
00:26:21,060 --> 00:26:22,890
-[chuckles] Oh!
-No!
338
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,070
[chuckling]
339
00:26:28,070 --> 00:26:30,070
It's just a camera.
340
00:26:31,940 --> 00:26:33,120
[sighs]
341
00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:41,210
It even takes photos
like a real camera.
342
00:26:41,390 --> 00:26:43,130
I should go
and get some work done.
343
00:26:46,390 --> 00:26:48,000
Get some sleep.
344
00:26:48,180 --> 00:26:50,920
Dream of hot men,
not dead boys.
345
00:26:54,310 --> 00:26:57,620
[door opens, shuts]
346
00:27:05,450 --> 00:27:07,060
[cell phone buzzing]
347
00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:16,990
[Kyle] Hey, you. How's it going?
348
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,030
My mom's home, she's good.
349
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,420
Although struggling
to go number two.
350
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,170
We bought her all kinds
of fiber supplements...
351
00:27:23,340 --> 00:27:24,910
[Adam] What the hell?
352
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,170
...but we don't want her to
burst her stitches.
353
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:27,480
-[Adam] Ew. God.
-Love yo--
354
00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:29,960
Not now, Kyle.
355
00:27:46,710 --> 00:27:48,100
[rattling]
356
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,290
[sighs]
357
00:28:15,700 --> 00:28:17,750
No. People will think I'm nuts.
358
00:28:19,180 --> 00:28:20,750
[sighs]
359
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,240
[creaking]
360
00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:24,380
[high-pitched chiming]
361
00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:34,730
[gasps]
362
00:29:34,910 --> 00:29:37,570
[heartbeat thumping]
363
00:29:39,390 --> 00:29:41,040
[panting]
364
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,970
Who are you?
365
00:30:01,940 --> 00:30:03,380
[whispering] Just a follower.
366
00:30:47,630 --> 00:30:48,590
[Adam] You guys moving out?
367
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,510
Uh, sure are.
368
00:30:51,550 --> 00:30:52,990
Any particular reason?
369
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,990
Like, uh, I don't know,
370
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:58,290
bad dreams, or a creepy kid
in the corner of the room?
371
00:30:58,470 --> 00:31:00,470
Half a head? [chuckles]
372
00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:03,820
-Nah, bro.
-We're moving upstate.
373
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:04,960
Oh.
374
00:31:05,130 --> 00:31:06,130
Good luck.
375
00:31:08,570 --> 00:31:09,610
[chuckling]
376
00:31:20,010 --> 00:31:22,530
And even if you are right
and it's all in my head
377
00:31:22,710 --> 00:31:24,060
and I'm just a crazy person,
378
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,370
look how big
this apartment is.
379
00:31:25,540 --> 00:31:27,800
It's a win-win, baby!
380
00:31:27,980 --> 00:31:31,290
Hmm. I think they recommend
moving further
than just up the stairs.
381
00:31:32,630 --> 00:31:36,160
Oh, and, hey,
no more sex sounds
above you.
382
00:31:37,380 --> 00:31:39,030
Downstairs is available
if you want to hear mine.
383
00:31:39,210 --> 00:31:40,950
Ew, gross.
384
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,340
That's homophobia.
385
00:31:42,510 --> 00:31:43,860
No, it's not!
386
00:31:44,430 --> 00:31:45,520
Oh, my God.
387
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:49,050
What is this?Oh, God.
388
00:31:49,220 --> 00:31:50,610
Is that you?Mm-hmm.
389
00:31:50,780 --> 00:31:52,090
Ah!
390
00:31:52,260 --> 00:31:54,180
This is me and all
of my childhood friends.
391
00:31:54,350 --> 00:31:58,570
That's my best friend Link
and we're saving
the Princess Zelda.
392
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:01,580
-Oh, my God,
you had an imaginary friend.
-Hmm.
393
00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:05,190
That's such
an only child thing.Hmm. Yeah, I know.
394
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,150
No wonder you looked
so lost and lonely
before I adopted you at work.
395
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:09,410
Hmm.
396
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,640
[cats meowing]
397
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,650
[sighs]
398
00:32:31,740 --> 00:32:33,480
[meowing continues]
399
00:32:41,750 --> 00:32:44,670
Hey, babies.
What are you looking at?
400
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:45,970
[growling]
401
00:32:46,140 --> 00:32:47,840
[camera clicks]
402
00:32:48,010 --> 00:32:49,840
What the hell
are you looking at?
403
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:09,730
-[cats yowling]
-Shit.
404
00:33:10,690 --> 00:33:12,430
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
405
00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:17,960
[camera clicks]
406
00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:23,740
What?
407
00:33:24,830 --> 00:33:26,750
Are you fucking kidding me?
408
00:33:27,450 --> 00:33:28,670
Oh, come on.
409
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,490
[whooshing]
410
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,230
[panting]
411
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,660
Yes, yes, yes.
412
00:34:16,230 --> 00:34:17,410
Call, call, call.
413
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:24,410
Come on, come on.
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
414
00:34:25,290 --> 00:34:26,290
No.
415
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,420
Just breathing.
Breathe, breathe, breathe.
416
00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:33,380
You're okay.
417
00:34:33,550 --> 00:34:34,940
[breathing heavily]
418
00:34:53,970 --> 00:34:55,930
[panting]
419
00:35:06,070 --> 00:35:08,380
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
420
00:35:08,550 --> 00:35:10,940
[boss] I don't like scary
things, really, but I was,
like, riveted by this.
421
00:35:11,110 --> 00:35:15,590
Oh! Speak of the devil!
Adam E! There he is.
422
00:35:15,770 --> 00:35:17,640
Why didn't you tell me
what you were working on?
423
00:35:18,210 --> 00:35:20,300
Uh...
424
00:35:20,470 --> 00:35:23,040
-Uh, what am I working on?
-All right, Mr. Modest.
425
00:35:23,210 --> 00:35:26,470
This Dear David story,
it's crazy good.
426
00:35:26,650 --> 00:35:29,000
It feels personal,
but, uh, digestible.
427
00:35:29,180 --> 00:35:31,700
It's fresh.
It's like a whole new format.
428
00:35:31,870 --> 00:35:35,310
I was telling these guys,
I was afraid to leave
my room last night.
429
00:35:36,270 --> 00:35:37,180
[chuckling]
430
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,020
So, um, yeah, so that--
431
00:35:40,190 --> 00:35:42,800
so that story is--
is actually happening.
432
00:35:42,970 --> 00:35:44,710
It's totally happening.
433
00:35:44,890 --> 00:35:46,280
It's rad too. I like how
you're bringing that back.
434
00:35:46,450 --> 00:35:48,150
It's like
what we talked about.
435
00:35:48,330 --> 00:35:50,680
I'm not taking credit
for this, but I told you.
436
00:35:50,850 --> 00:35:52,420
It's not just about
the pep talk,
437
00:35:52,590 --> 00:35:54,330
you had to dig in and find it,
and you did.
438
00:35:54,510 --> 00:35:55,990
In fact,
I'm gonna spotlight it
on the home page,
439
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,250
so I want you
to put something together.
440
00:35:58,420 --> 00:36:01,770
You know, liven it up
with some-- some GIFs
and memes and stuff.
441
00:36:01,950 --> 00:36:04,390
You're good at that.
Make it fun. Okay?
442
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,210
-Norris, go ahead.
-Uh...
443
00:36:06,390 --> 00:36:09,220
"Top Ten Reasons Why Dawson
From Dawson's Creek
444
00:36:09,390 --> 00:36:11,350
is a Little Bitch Boy."
445
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,220
-[boss] Ooh.
The word "bitch" might be--
-Too much, yeah.
446
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,400
This feels wrong.
447
00:36:25,580 --> 00:36:26,970
It feels dirty or something.
I don't know.
448
00:36:28,670 --> 00:36:30,760
Not fun dirty,
bad dirty.
449
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,810
Let them vote
on what you do next.
450
00:36:36,980 --> 00:36:38,940
That's a really good idea.Mm-hmm.
451
00:36:42,290 --> 00:36:44,210
Number one, Ouija board?
452
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,560
[Evelyn] Definitely.
453
00:36:46,730 --> 00:36:49,300
Number two, hire a medium?
I like that one.
454
00:36:49,470 --> 00:36:50,820
Mm-hmm.I don't hate it.
455
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,090
-[Evelyn] Mm-hmm.
-[Adam] Okay.
456
00:36:52,260 --> 00:36:53,350
[Evelyn]
It's a good number two.
457
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:54,480
Three.
458
00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:58,360
Oh, my God.
You have to pick that one.
459
00:36:58,530 --> 00:36:59,620
For real?Mm-hmm!
460
00:37:07,580 --> 00:37:09,280
I rid you of evil.
461
00:37:10,100 --> 00:37:11,620
I rid you of evil.
462
00:37:13,890 --> 00:37:15,890
I rid you of evil.
463
00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:18,900
I rid you of evil!
464
00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:20,680
[coughing]
465
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,370
[chuckling]
466
00:37:22,550 --> 00:37:24,120
I don't remember
inviting you over.
467
00:37:24,290 --> 00:37:27,160
Please, I'm the least
of your uninvited problems.
468
00:37:27,340 --> 00:37:28,950
Ooh.
469
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,780
Someone says that
I should get a sleep talk app
470
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:34,000
to record
what happens at night.
471
00:37:34,170 --> 00:37:36,040
[Evelyn] I like it.Hmm.
472
00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:38,000
I think
I might do that tonight.
473
00:37:38,170 --> 00:37:41,650
Maybe Dear David is like Link?
474
00:37:41,830 --> 00:37:43,880
Just another imaginary friend.
475
00:37:44,050 --> 00:37:45,660
He's not imaginary.
476
00:37:45,830 --> 00:37:47,880
Uh, what does Kyle think?
477
00:37:50,660 --> 00:37:51,880
I don't know.
478
00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:55,930
I haven't spoken to him
in a while,
he's MIA on this whole trip.
479
00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:57,360
I think he's mad at me.
480
00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,670
Why would he be mad at you?
481
00:38:01,460 --> 00:38:03,110
I haven't called him back.
482
00:38:09,070 --> 00:38:10,200
[groans]
483
00:38:11,820 --> 00:38:13,300
Okay, fine, if you must know,
484
00:38:13,470 --> 00:38:14,950
it's because he keeps
saying "I love you"
485
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:16,210
and I don't know how
to respond to that.
486
00:38:16,390 --> 00:38:18,000
Okay? That's why.
487
00:38:18,170 --> 00:38:20,560
If you don't wanna listen
to Kyle and his feelings,
488
00:38:20,740 --> 00:38:23,920
then he's not gonna
be there for you
and your ghost problems.
489
00:38:27,790 --> 00:38:29,310
[yawns]
490
00:38:31,180 --> 00:38:32,440
[notifications chiming]
491
00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:34,750
[groans]
492
00:38:49,980 --> 00:38:51,030
[chuckles]
493
00:38:57,170 --> 00:38:58,220
[cat meows]
494
00:39:07,570 --> 00:39:08,830
[cat yowls]
495
00:39:18,190 --> 00:39:19,710
[voices whispering]
496
00:39:22,100 --> 00:39:23,620
[cat meows]
497
00:39:38,340 --> 00:39:39,390
[gasps]
498
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,340
[choking]
499
00:40:03,970 --> 00:40:05,890
[distorted screaming]
500
00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:07,450
[gasping]
501
00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:10,770
[grunts]
502
00:40:13,330 --> 00:40:15,330
[breathing rapidly]
503
00:40:15,510 --> 00:40:19,040
What... do you...
504
00:40:20,950 --> 00:40:23,080
want from me?
505
00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:25,990
[rocking chair creaking]
506
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,220
[choking]
507
00:40:35,390 --> 00:40:37,000
That's two!
508
00:40:37,180 --> 00:40:38,700
-[thuds]
-[gasps]
509
00:40:48,150 --> 00:40:49,280
[groans]
510
00:40:51,580 --> 00:40:52,580
[sighs]
511
00:41:03,990 --> 00:41:05,640
[gasping through speaker]
512
00:41:06,510 --> 00:41:08,250
[distorted speech]
513
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,470
[panting, distorted speech]
514
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,090
[Adam] What do you...
515
00:41:20,130 --> 00:41:21,700
want from me?
516
00:41:22,310 --> 00:41:23,750
[David] That's two!
517
00:41:34,670 --> 00:41:35,930
-[muffled thud]
-[gasps]
518
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,200
What the hell is that?
519
00:41:50,900 --> 00:41:52,160
[stairs creaking]
520
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:56,080
[muffled thud]
521
00:42:09,140 --> 00:42:10,180
[gasps]
522
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:19,540
[door clicking]
523
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:33,990
-[clattering]
-[gasps]
524
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,820
-[creaking]
-[gasps]
525
00:42:58,020 --> 00:43:01,020
-[gasps]
-[Kyle] Adam, Adam.
It's me, it's me.
526
00:43:01,190 --> 00:43:02,930
-[Adam panting]
-[metal clattering]
527
00:43:03,850 --> 00:43:05,550
[Kyle]
What the hell is going on?
528
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:08,980
It's me.
529
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,690
[Adam] That's it.
That's everything, I hope.
530
00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:23,610
[Kyle] You know why
I love your comics so much?
531
00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:26,170
Why?
532
00:43:26,350 --> 00:43:29,050
It's the only way I feel like
I actually get to know you.
533
00:43:29,220 --> 00:43:30,960
My cartoons do
the talking for me,
534
00:43:31,140 --> 00:43:33,230
there's nothing
wrong with that.
535
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,790
There is when you never
actually say
anything that's real.
536
00:43:35,970 --> 00:43:37,450
That is so unfair.
537
00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:39,140
Maybe you never listen
when I do,
538
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:40,670
but I talk to you a lot.
539
00:43:41,490 --> 00:43:44,970
Sure, in sarcasm and memes.
540
00:43:45,150 --> 00:43:50,110
Which is cute until my friends
ask me if a ghost
is haunting me too,
541
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,330
and I have no idea
what they're talking about
542
00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:55,160
until I see this shit online
like one of your...
543
00:43:55,330 --> 00:43:56,680
fucking followers.
544
00:43:56,860 --> 00:43:58,820
I tried calling,
you were blowing me off.
545
00:43:58,990 --> 00:44:00,640
I thought you were mad at me,
I was giving you space.
546
00:44:00,820 --> 00:44:03,130
I've been calling.
Texting.
547
00:44:03,990 --> 00:44:04,990
Look.
548
00:44:06,430 --> 00:44:10,260
You moved apartments
and didn't say
anything to me.
549
00:44:11,870 --> 00:44:13,660
And then Jaxon
sends me this.
550
00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:16,920
He found it last week.
551
00:44:17,090 --> 00:44:18,790
I'm not on Grindr.
552
00:44:18,970 --> 00:44:20,760
Someone is obviously
catfishing me.
553
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,360
You can get that photo online.
554
00:44:26,060 --> 00:44:28,980
Look, I'm not on Grindr,
I deleted it
when we started dating.
555
00:44:34,020 --> 00:44:35,940
I didn't--
I didn't put that on there.
556
00:44:36,110 --> 00:44:37,330
I don't know how
that got there.
557
00:44:37,510 --> 00:44:39,820
I promise you,
I deleted it. I did.
558
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:41,770
What the hell?
559
00:44:45,990 --> 00:44:47,640
Jesus Christ, Adam.
560
00:44:48,170 --> 00:44:49,910
Listen...
561
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:53,690
I don't understand what you're
going through right now,
562
00:44:55,180 --> 00:44:57,360
but until you
sort yourself out...
563
00:44:58,830 --> 00:45:00,050
I need space.
564
00:45:02,490 --> 00:45:03,970
You're breaking up with me?
565
00:45:04,140 --> 00:45:05,840
How can I be with someone
566
00:45:06,010 --> 00:45:08,360
when I never know what's
really going on with them?
567
00:45:15,670 --> 00:45:17,720
["Your Ghost" playing]
568
00:45:22,590 --> 00:45:25,200
♪ I think last night♪
569
00:45:25,380 --> 00:45:30,300
♪ You were driving circles
Around me♪♪♪
570
00:45:32,390 --> 00:45:33,910
♪ I think last night♪
571
00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:38,350
♪ You were driving circles
Around me♪
572
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,040
[cell phone ringing]
573
00:45:52,670 --> 00:45:56,670
♪ It's the blaze
Across my nightgown♪
574
00:45:57,500 --> 00:45:58,890
[camera clicks]
575
00:45:59,070 --> 00:46:00,290
♪ It's the phone's ring♪♪♪
576
00:46:08,510 --> 00:46:09,860
What's been going on
with Adam?
577
00:46:10,030 --> 00:46:11,290
Yeah, what's going on?
578
00:46:11,470 --> 00:46:13,170
I don't--
579
00:46:13,340 --> 00:46:15,040
-I don't know.
-[friend] It's weird, right?
580
00:46:15,210 --> 00:46:16,730
[Evelyn] Yeah, it is.
I really don't know.
581
00:46:16,910 --> 00:46:18,560
We're supposed
to be best friends, and--
582
00:46:18,740 --> 00:46:20,870
Honey, nobody cares
about ghosts.
583
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:22,080
Ooh...
584
00:46:22,260 --> 00:46:23,780
[laughing]
585
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:26,790
Really though.
586
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:28,610
Kyle's been saying
the same thing.
587
00:46:28,790 --> 00:46:31,050
He said that Adam
didn't even ask
588
00:46:31,230 --> 00:46:32,450
about his mom's surgery,
589
00:46:32,620 --> 00:46:34,100
which is weird.
590
00:46:34,270 --> 00:46:35,710
It's just not really like him.
591
00:46:52,420 --> 00:46:54,860
[announcer] Please stand away
from the platform edge,
592
00:46:54,990 --> 00:46:57,600
especially when trains enter
and leave the station.
593
00:47:07,390 --> 00:47:08,440
[clattering]
594
00:47:22,150 --> 00:47:23,670
[metal clanking]
595
00:47:38,950 --> 00:47:40,170
[train rumbling]
596
00:47:59,620 --> 00:48:00,670
[sighs]
597
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:24,770
[person] Yes! Yes!
598
00:48:24,950 --> 00:48:27,470
[people grunting]
599
00:48:27,650 --> 00:48:28,700
[person groaning]
600
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:32,050
[Adam] Shit, shit. Oh, my God.
601
00:48:32,220 --> 00:48:35,790
Whoa. No, no. No, no, no.
God. Stop, stop.
602
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:37,530
-No, no, no.
- No, no, no.
603
00:48:37,660 --> 00:48:40,190
-[cell phone ringing]
- Oh, my God. Whoa.
604
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:43,320
No.
605
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:45,450
Oh, fuck it.
606
00:48:49,410 --> 00:48:50,980
[Adam] I'm not on Grindr.
I deleted it.
607
00:48:51,110 --> 00:48:52,720
He's not imaginary.
Oh, my God.
608
00:48:52,890 --> 00:48:54,500
Because he keeps saying
"I love you."
609
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:56,860
-[cell phone chimes]
-[gasps]
610
00:49:08,210 --> 00:49:09,470
[notifications chiming]
611
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:14,090
What?
612
00:49:16,390 --> 00:49:17,780
[notifications continue]
613
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:04,350
[thuds]
614
00:50:05,140 --> 00:50:06,620
[cat meowing]
615
00:50:08,750 --> 00:50:10,620
[cat yowls]
616
00:50:17,020 --> 00:50:18,670
[heart monitor beeping]
617
00:50:52,100 --> 00:50:53,970
[breathing shakily]
618
00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:03,020
-[static buzzes]
-[modem dialing]
619
00:51:29,830 --> 00:51:31,440
[breathing shakily]
620
00:51:31,620 --> 00:51:33,450
[mouse clicking]
621
00:51:38,190 --> 00:51:39,320
[socket disconnecting]
622
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,890
I've told you to go to bed
three times and I find you
looking at this?
623
00:51:45,060 --> 00:51:48,020
What's wrong with you, David?
624
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:49,850
Why are you looking
at this filth?
625
00:51:51,290 --> 00:51:52,510
Answer me!
626
00:51:53,510 --> 00:51:54,860
What's wrong with you?
627
00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:59,340
[choking]
628
00:52:02,730 --> 00:52:03,950
[gurgling]
629
00:52:05,870 --> 00:52:07,000
[gasps]
630
00:52:07,830 --> 00:52:09,010
[Linda] David?
631
00:52:09,910 --> 00:52:12,780
Oh, my God! Please stop.
632
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:14,440
Please stop.
633
00:52:14,610 --> 00:52:15,870
[Linda screaming]
634
00:52:17,700 --> 00:52:19,090
[Adam whimpering]
635
00:52:27,850 --> 00:52:29,240
[screaming]
636
00:52:36,550 --> 00:52:37,730
[gurgling]
637
00:52:41,340 --> 00:52:42,340
[grunts]
638
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:45,950
[panting]
639
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:40,000
You owe me big time
for covering for you
at work yesterday.
640
00:53:40,180 --> 00:53:41,700
[notifications chiming]
641
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:43,970
You know it's not
all about your followers?
642
00:53:45,660 --> 00:53:46,920
Hello?
643
00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:51,100
Is everything okay?Do you know how to find out
644
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:53,460
-who this handle belongs to?
-[Evelyn sighs]
645
00:53:53,630 --> 00:53:55,940
You really think a weird account
is haunting your apartment?
646
00:53:56,110 --> 00:53:57,890
I woke up hanging out of
the fucking window last night.
647
00:53:58,070 --> 00:53:59,250
It's not a joke.
648
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:02,590
Are you serious?
649
00:54:02,770 --> 00:54:05,250
You didn't put that
in your thread.'Cause it's too insane.
650
00:54:06,340 --> 00:54:07,860
Maybe you should
see a doctor or something,
651
00:54:08,030 --> 00:54:10,210
do a sleep study before
you really hurt yourself.
652
00:54:11,250 --> 00:54:12,900
I'm fine, I just...
653
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:15,350
need to find out
who this is.
654
00:54:16,690 --> 00:54:18,210
Ask Kyle,
he did all those exposés.
655
00:54:19,130 --> 00:54:20,570
He broke up with me.
656
00:54:21,740 --> 00:54:22,650
[knock on window]
657
00:54:22,830 --> 00:54:25,140
Adam Ellis! My office!
658
00:54:26,180 --> 00:54:27,230
Now!
659
00:54:27,790 --> 00:54:29,050
Fuck.
660
00:54:31,010 --> 00:54:31,920
Wish me luck.
661
00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:33,150
Wh--
662
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:40,630
This is crazy, Adam.
663
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:42,150
Um...
664
00:54:42,330 --> 00:54:44,330
Yeah. No, that's--
Yeah, no, it's all--
665
00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:46,460
It's true,
it's all happening.I got the LA office calling
666
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,820
and asking what's happening
and I don't know
what to tell them.
667
00:54:49,990 --> 00:54:51,560
Which they don't like,
of course.
668
00:54:51,730 --> 00:54:54,950
And I don't like it,
so tell me. How does this end?
669
00:54:56,780 --> 00:54:58,260
I don't-- I don't know.
670
00:54:58,430 --> 00:54:59,820
The reason I'm asking...Yeah, no--
671
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,960
...because you're being
weirdly coy,
672
00:55:02,130 --> 00:55:04,790
um, is because I'm thinking
about taking this thing
much bigger.
673
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:06,830
I mean, not that
it's not right now, but--
674
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:10,700
I'm thinking
we take it multimedia,
not just one quadrant.
675
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:13,010
I think we go four quadrants
on this thing, you know?
676
00:55:13,180 --> 00:55:14,920
And we take it to the mat.
677
00:55:15,100 --> 00:55:17,450
We could really make this,
like, a thing. You know?
678
00:55:17,620 --> 00:55:20,580
This could be-- I mean,
I'm not diminishing--
It already is big.
679
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:23,760
But I'm talking, like--
I mean, like, worldwide.
680
00:55:23,930 --> 00:55:25,410
[boss's voice fades]
681
00:55:25,590 --> 00:55:27,330
[Adam breathing shakily]
682
00:55:31,460 --> 00:55:32,680
What's going on?
683
00:55:33,730 --> 00:55:34,990
Is everything okay?
684
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:37,160
What happened?
685
00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:39,520
Pics or it didn't happen.
686
00:55:43,740 --> 00:55:44,920
Ellis, wh--
687
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:02,980
Come on, pick up.
688
00:56:03,100 --> 00:56:04,710
[Kyle] I said I needed space.
689
00:56:04,890 --> 00:56:08,370
I know, I'm sorry.
I just need help, Kyle.
690
00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:12,290
Yeah, I'm aware.
691
00:56:17,550 --> 00:56:19,420
This is me trying
to say something...
692
00:56:20,510 --> 00:56:21,510
real.
693
00:56:23,470 --> 00:56:24,820
Is this you hearing me?
694
00:56:27,130 --> 00:56:29,350
What do you need?
695
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:31,830
I really need to find out
what's behind
this anonymous user handle.
696
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:34,220
That's not what I meant, Adam.
697
00:56:34,350 --> 00:56:36,790
And it's not an easy ask,
all sorts of privacy issues.
698
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:38,480
Please?
699
00:56:38,660 --> 00:56:40,400
Whatever it is
is trying to kill me.
700
00:56:40,580 --> 00:56:41,970
The ghost?
701
00:56:42,930 --> 00:56:45,500
[sighs]
Adam, I'm worried about you.
702
00:56:45,670 --> 00:56:47,320
Maybe you should talk
to someone.
703
00:56:48,580 --> 00:56:50,150
I'm talking to you.
704
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:54,240
Please, Kyle.
705
00:56:54,810 --> 00:56:56,030
[Kyle sighs]
706
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:57,940
Text me the handle.
707
00:56:59,860 --> 00:57:00,900
Thanks.
708
00:57:13,830 --> 00:57:16,790
You said that the spirit
harmed you, like, physically?
709
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:19,050
Yeah, um, look at, uh--
710
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:24,440
Yeah, it hurt, and, um...
711
00:57:25,190 --> 00:57:26,760
it gave me a nosebleed.
712
00:57:26,930 --> 00:57:30,800
There's a strange energy
coming from this corner here.
713
00:57:30,970 --> 00:57:32,450
It's really unusual.
714
00:57:32,630 --> 00:57:34,020
[Adam] Yeah, so that's
where I first saw him.
715
00:57:34,190 --> 00:57:36,540
I was getting sleep paralysis,
716
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:39,240
and I wake up and I see him,
717
00:57:39,420 --> 00:57:42,380
but I see him
in real life now as well.
718
00:57:42,550 --> 00:57:46,380
Starting in your dreams
doesn't mean that's actually
where it started, yeah?
719
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:47,600
Okay.
720
00:57:47,770 --> 00:57:49,640
-This area...
-Right?
721
00:57:49,820 --> 00:57:52,610
...harbors an awful lot
of negativity.
722
00:57:52,780 --> 00:57:55,090
Yes. Yeah,
it's the Internet.
723
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:03,180
Some... ghosts, if that's
the word you choose to use...
724
00:58:03,350 --> 00:58:04,390
Right.
725
00:58:04,570 --> 00:58:07,310
...can tap into your thoughts.
726
00:58:08,490 --> 00:58:11,580
Did you do something
to invite it into your life?
727
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:14,540
[cell phone ringing]
728
00:58:16,150 --> 00:58:18,150
[Adam]
This number keeps calling me.
729
00:58:18,330 --> 00:58:20,860
I thought it was a prank
at first too, but it's--
I don't think it is.
730
00:58:21,020 --> 00:58:22,500
And I think it's--
I think it's connected
731
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:24,510
because
whenever I pick it up--
732
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:26,420
I'm not-- I'm not crazy.
733
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:29,080
I know how this sounds.
I'm not.
734
00:58:29,250 --> 00:58:32,340
Is that the primary device
you use to document
your experiences?
735
00:58:32,510 --> 00:58:33,420
Um...
736
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:34,600
yeah.
737
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:36,950
Is that bad?
738
00:58:37,130 --> 00:58:40,260
I don't know,
if I'm being perfectly honest.
739
00:58:40,430 --> 00:58:43,130
What I do know
is that whatever it is,
740
00:58:43,310 --> 00:58:45,050
is not connected
to this space,
741
00:58:45,220 --> 00:58:47,180
it's connected to you.
742
00:58:47,350 --> 00:58:48,790
To me?
743
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:52,100
So what does that mean?
What do I do?
744
00:58:52,270 --> 00:58:54,620
You gotta figure out
who and what it really is
and what it really wants.
745
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:56,450
It's a child ghost
called David,
746
00:58:56,630 --> 00:58:59,110
and I'm pretty sure it wants
to kill me. I told you that.
747
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:01,240
Yes,
that's what he told you
748
00:59:01,410 --> 00:59:03,410
in your paralysis-induced
dreams.
749
00:59:03,590 --> 00:59:05,240
Exactly.
750
00:59:05,420 --> 00:59:07,730
Spirits don't always appear
as they actually are.
751
00:59:07,900 --> 00:59:09,820
They're gonna show you
what they want you to see
752
00:59:09,990 --> 00:59:11,990
and they are gonna tell you
what they want you to hear,
753
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:14,770
and the truth is often
far more complicated.
754
00:59:35,230 --> 00:59:36,450
[paper rustling]
755
01:00:23,020 --> 01:00:24,810
[person] Thanks for
joining me, Mr. Ellis.
756
01:00:24,970 --> 01:00:27,450
I know the note thing
is a bit odd
and a bit old-fashioned,
757
01:00:27,630 --> 01:00:29,410
but I have my own reasons.
758
01:00:29,590 --> 01:00:32,810
My name is Phyllis Crainey.
I'm an Internet sleuth.
759
01:00:33,900 --> 01:00:35,160
Okay.
760
01:00:35,330 --> 01:00:37,250
I have a keen interest
in the paranormal.
761
01:00:37,420 --> 01:00:40,770
Sorry, does that mean
you investigate
Internet ghosts?
762
01:00:40,950 --> 01:00:42,820
It's not as uncommon
as you think.
763
01:00:42,990 --> 01:00:44,340
-I keep--
-[server] Here you go.
764
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:49,520
I keep having
these nightmares.
765
01:00:49,690 --> 01:00:53,000
There's a boy with a--
with a caved in head.
766
01:00:53,180 --> 01:00:55,010
And there's a woman,
767
01:00:55,180 --> 01:00:57,230
she has, like,
long straggly hair,
it's like--
768
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:58,450
Loopy Linda.
769
01:00:59,790 --> 01:01:02,010
Loopy Linda?Linda Johnson.
770
01:01:02,190 --> 01:01:05,370
I always assumed
she was mentally ill.
771
01:01:05,540 --> 01:01:07,890
That was until
I read your articles.
772
01:01:08,060 --> 01:01:11,060
Linda is what you would call
"Internet famous,"
773
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:13,420
especially on the Deep Web.
774
01:01:13,590 --> 01:01:15,850
It started off with these
message board users
775
01:01:16,030 --> 01:01:19,380
sharing interviews
of a psychiatric patient
called Linda
776
01:01:19,550 --> 01:01:22,340
saying and doing
all kinds of crazy stuff.
777
01:01:22,510 --> 01:01:24,210
Like-- Like what?
778
01:01:24,380 --> 01:01:28,380
[Phyllis] She'd be drawing
a boy with a crushed head,
779
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:30,000
saying things like,
"I fought the devil."
780
01:01:30,740 --> 01:01:32,440
"Don't ask three."
781
01:01:32,610 --> 01:01:35,480
A tape of her suicide
even made it on there.
782
01:01:35,650 --> 01:01:38,090
Suicide?
Why would anyone
post that?
783
01:01:38,260 --> 01:01:41,570
It's the Internet.
It's anonymous, and that...
784
01:01:42,620 --> 01:01:44,670
can bring out the worst
in some people.
785
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:48,370
How many questions
have you asked him?
786
01:01:49,930 --> 01:01:51,720
Two.
787
01:01:51,890 --> 01:01:54,240
The three questions
are a basic incantation.
788
01:01:55,410 --> 01:01:57,800
You've invited this
"Dear David" into your life.
789
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:01,680
What do I do?
790
01:02:01,850 --> 01:02:04,070
[Phyllis]
Search for "Loopy Linda."
791
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:05,770
That's where you'll find
your answers.
792
01:02:05,900 --> 01:02:07,510
[person] Linda?
793
01:02:08,730 --> 01:02:10,340
It's Dr. Landers.
794
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:15,390
Are you still
having trouble sleeping?
795
01:02:16,910 --> 01:02:18,740
[Linda]
It comes in the darkness.
796
01:02:20,220 --> 01:02:25,530
It feeds on our fears,
anxiety and suffering.
797
01:02:27,570 --> 01:02:29,090
I can hear it in my sleep.
798
01:02:30,140 --> 01:02:33,190
-[sobbing]
-[Dr. Landers] Linda. Linda.
799
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:36,280
Your delusions are something
that your mind has made up
800
01:02:36,410 --> 01:02:39,460
to help you cope
with the trauma.
801
01:02:39,630 --> 01:02:43,370
You need to accept reality
if you want to get better.
802
01:02:43,500 --> 01:02:44,810
You murdered your husband.
803
01:02:44,940 --> 01:02:46,860
[crying]
No, I didn't. I didn't.
804
01:02:47,030 --> 01:02:49,210
And you inflicted severe
head trauma upon your son.
805
01:02:49,380 --> 01:02:51,160
He's not my son.
806
01:02:51,290 --> 01:02:53,990
He is your son,
and you put him
in a coma
807
01:02:54,170 --> 01:02:56,480
from which
he might never wake up.
808
01:02:56,650 --> 01:02:59,350
Good.
Don't let it ever wake up,
809
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:00,700
because it's coming for me.
810
01:03:00,870 --> 01:03:02,350
I know it's coming for me.
811
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:04,480
But I am not gonna let it,
because you know why?
812
01:03:04,660 --> 01:03:08,320
I fought the devil.
I fought the fucking devil.
813
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:10,050
I fought the dev--
814
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:14,890
Go back. Go back, go back.
815
01:03:15,060 --> 01:03:17,110
He's not my son.
816
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:19,890
[Dr. Landers] He is your son,
and you put him in a coma
817
01:03:20,020 --> 01:03:22,070
from which
he might never wake up.
818
01:03:23,110 --> 01:03:24,630
...put him in a coma
819
01:03:24,810 --> 01:03:26,680
from which
he might never wake up.
820
01:03:28,510 --> 01:03:33,170
David Johnson coma.
821
01:03:33,340 --> 01:03:35,820
Coma, coma, coma.
David Johnson. Davi--
822
01:03:35,990 --> 01:03:37,640
Oh, my God. No way.
823
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:43,040
"David Johnson has awoken
after 21 long years in a coma.
824
01:03:44,220 --> 01:03:48,880
Doctors at
NewYork-Presbyterian
Hospital say
825
01:03:49,050 --> 01:03:51,400
he is still yet to speak,
but is recovering well,
826
01:03:51,570 --> 01:03:54,700
and was only ten
when his mother
went inexplicably insane,
827
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:56,800
killing her husband before...
828
01:03:58,710 --> 01:04:01,190
going on
to crush David's skull...
829
01:04:02,540 --> 01:04:04,240
with a computer monitor."
830
01:04:11,940 --> 01:04:13,200
[notifications chiming]
831
01:04:15,900 --> 01:04:16,900
[receptionist] Sir?
832
01:04:18,470 --> 01:04:20,120
Sir, can I help you
with something?
833
01:04:20,300 --> 01:04:22,040
Oh, yeah, um...
834
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:28,130
I'm looking for a patient,
David Johnson.
835
01:04:28,300 --> 01:04:30,220
He was admitted in 1996.
836
01:04:30,390 --> 01:04:32,090
Severe head trauma.
837
01:04:34,180 --> 01:04:37,180
That's weird,
there's not much here.
838
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:39,840
There might be
some hard copy files
out back,
839
01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:43,970
but unless you're family,
I can't give you
his medical records.
840
01:04:44,150 --> 01:04:45,670
His family are all dead.
841
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:48,630
My condolences,
but I still
can't release these.
842
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:49,890
They're too fresh.
843
01:04:51,370 --> 01:04:52,850
Too fresh?
What does that mean?
844
01:04:53,020 --> 01:04:54,890
Well, he died
a few days ago.
845
01:04:59,250 --> 01:05:02,040
[heart monitor beeping]
846
01:05:02,210 --> 01:05:05,170
[receptionist]
Sir, what is your relationship
to the deceased?
847
01:05:12,220 --> 01:05:13,440
I'm...
848
01:05:15,570 --> 01:05:19,400
being haunted by
the ghost of his child self.
849
01:05:19,570 --> 01:05:23,710
Okay, so the department
you really need to go see
is psychiatric,
850
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:26,400
and you need to go
to another location
for those services,
851
01:05:26,580 --> 01:05:29,190
so let me find someone
that can help you
with that.
852
01:05:38,460 --> 01:05:40,030
[person] Security to reception.
853
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:41,380
[electronic lock beeps]
854
01:05:41,550 --> 01:05:42,940
Security to reception.
855
01:05:47,690 --> 01:05:48,740
Okay.
856
01:05:49,950 --> 01:05:51,730
[whispering]
Records, records, records.
857
01:05:52,690 --> 01:05:55,080
Johnson. Year, '96.
858
01:05:57,960 --> 01:05:59,310
David Johnson.
859
01:06:06,100 --> 01:06:08,100
[person] Security to reception.
860
01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:11,710
[Adam] Dr. Landers.
861
01:06:16,370 --> 01:06:19,980
Okay, Dr. Landers, let's hope
you have some answers for me.
862
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,780
-Dr. Landers?
-[door creaking]
863
01:06:47,180 --> 01:06:48,360
Dr. Landers?
864
01:07:04,850 --> 01:07:06,370
What?
865
01:07:11,900 --> 01:07:14,510
Oh, my God. What the fuck?
866
01:07:15,340 --> 01:07:16,340
[camera clicks]
867
01:07:27,220 --> 01:07:28,920
[creaking]
868
01:07:37,230 --> 01:07:39,010
[creaking continues]
869
01:07:39,970 --> 01:07:41,410
Dr. Landers?
870
01:07:54,510 --> 01:07:55,510
[gasps]
871
01:07:56,470 --> 01:07:57,520
Oh.
872
01:07:58,510 --> 01:08:00,030
[creaking]
873
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:10,100
[voice] Get out!
874
01:08:10,270 --> 01:08:11,790
[Adam panting]
875
01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:23,060
[operator]
9-1-1, what's your emergency?
876
01:08:23,230 --> 01:08:24,750
[Adam]
I need to report a dead body.
877
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:40,130
Hey, what happened to you
and your sisters, anyway?
878
01:08:40,900 --> 01:08:42,340
You were all so close...
879
01:08:42,510 --> 01:08:46,120
All right, you little shit.
Let's dance.
880
01:08:46,260 --> 01:08:48,040
[actor 1 on TV] I keep hoping
you'll change your mind.
881
01:08:48,170 --> 01:08:50,520
[actor 2] Can we please just
talk about something else?
882
01:08:50,700 --> 01:08:52,530
I just want you to know
I'm here for you.
883
01:08:57,310 --> 01:08:59,090
[shouting on TV]
884
01:08:59,230 --> 01:09:01,280
-Andy, please help me.
-[Andy] I've tried to help you.
885
01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:05,320
You didn't want my help,
remember?
886
01:09:05,450 --> 01:09:07,280
Do you know how many times
I tried to get you
to tell me the truth?
887
01:09:07,410 --> 01:09:09,110
I practically begged you.
888
01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:12,850
But no.
889
01:09:13,850 --> 01:09:15,590
You decided
to protect your girlfriends.
890
01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:18,380
I loved you so much.
891
01:09:19,810 --> 01:09:21,460
[TV static buzzing]
892
01:09:24,210 --> 01:09:26,210
[rocking chair creaking]
893
01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:32,780
[whimpering]
894
01:09:38,480 --> 01:09:41,180
Fuck you.
895
01:09:41,970 --> 01:09:44,150
[creaking continues]
896
01:09:51,710 --> 01:09:52,750
[whimpers]
897
01:09:59,370 --> 01:10:00,890
[crying]
898
01:10:04,990 --> 01:10:07,340
Hey, Aurora.
899
01:10:08,860 --> 01:10:11,520
Call Evelyn.
900
01:10:11,690 --> 01:10:13,740
[Aurora]
Sorry, can you repeat that?
901
01:10:13,910 --> 01:10:18,220
Call... Evelyn.
902
01:10:20,350 --> 01:10:22,920
[Aurora] I'm sorry,
can you repeat that?
903
01:10:26,010 --> 01:10:28,580
Call-- Call Kyle.
904
01:10:29,620 --> 01:10:31,320
[Aurora] Calling Kyle.
905
01:10:31,490 --> 01:10:33,010
[line ringing]
906
01:10:38,540 --> 01:10:40,590
Hi, it's Kyle.
I'd love to talk,
907
01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:42,330
but I can't right now.
908
01:10:42,500 --> 01:10:44,150
Please leave a message
after the tone
909
01:10:44,330 --> 01:10:46,330
and I'll get
back to you soon. Take care--
910
01:10:54,340 --> 01:10:55,340
[inhales sharply]
911
01:10:56,690 --> 01:10:58,040
Oh, my God.
912
01:10:59,650 --> 01:11:00,830
[sniffling]
913
01:11:04,130 --> 01:11:06,130
[whimpering on recording]
914
01:11:15,060 --> 01:11:16,280
Hey.
915
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:20,890
Can I talk to you
about something?
916
01:11:21,060 --> 01:11:22,280
Are you kidding?
917
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:25,420
Are you mad at me?
918
01:11:25,590 --> 01:11:27,460
Does it matter?
919
01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:30,210
You're Internet famous
and I'm just a wannabe,
right?
920
01:11:30,380 --> 01:11:32,690
I can pick up your slack
at work but you can't pick up
your phone when I text.
921
01:11:32,860 --> 01:11:35,470
You're not the only one
who hates being ignored.
922
01:11:37,910 --> 01:11:40,130
I don't know
what you're talking about.
923
01:11:41,170 --> 01:11:42,650
I really don't.
924
01:11:42,830 --> 01:11:44,220
Those DMs last night?
925
01:11:45,090 --> 01:11:46,700
Eat shit.
926
01:11:52,530 --> 01:11:54,050
What?
927
01:11:54,230 --> 01:11:56,280
I didn't write these.
I didn't write these.
928
01:11:58,140 --> 01:11:59,660
[cell phone buzzing]
929
01:12:06,630 --> 01:12:09,240
Hey.
930
01:12:09,370 --> 01:12:11,290
[Kyle] So it turns out
my contact didn't have
to break any privacy rules
931
01:12:11,460 --> 01:12:13,110
regarding
the @[D]-_-_-_David handle.
932
01:12:16,030 --> 01:12:17,070
Oh.
933
01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:20,900
That's good. Why?
934
01:12:21,430 --> 01:12:22,870
It doesn't exist.
935
01:12:26,780 --> 01:12:29,260
But it do-- I mean,
I'm looking at it right now.
936
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:32,180
Adam.
937
01:12:34,050 --> 01:12:35,570
Yeah, I'm here.
938
01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:39,530
I think it's time
you let this go.
939
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:48,330
Okay. Yeah.
940
01:12:51,890 --> 01:12:53,110
Well, thanks. Thanks.
941
01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:57,120
Hey, can you take a look
at my newest list?
942
01:12:57,290 --> 01:12:58,550
I want to make sure
it's relatable,
943
01:12:58,730 --> 01:13:00,340
and you're
super good at that.
944
01:13:02,950 --> 01:13:04,390
Yeah, sure.
945
01:13:05,390 --> 01:13:07,350
Yeah, let's do it! Yeah.Thanks. Yeah.
946
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:10,480
Should be in your inbox.
947
01:13:28,630 --> 01:13:30,200
Why, Norris?
948
01:13:30,930 --> 01:13:31,930
Uh...
949
01:13:32,110 --> 01:13:33,590
Do you not want to do it?
950
01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:35,240
Do I want to--
No, I don't want to do it.
951
01:13:35,420 --> 01:13:37,120
Why would you
even send me that?
952
01:13:37,290 --> 01:13:38,940
I-- I just thought
you could do it
as a favor.
953
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:41,910
As a fa--
Are you a fucking psycho?
Is that the problem?
954
01:13:42,070 --> 01:13:43,990
What? No.Are you fucking sick?
955
01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:45,860
Adam, I'm sorry.
What are you talk--
What's going on?
956
01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:47,560
What are you talking about?
957
01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:51,860
Norris just sent me
the most fucked up thing
I've ever seen.
958
01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:54,040
[Norris] No, I--
I didn't.
959
01:13:54,220 --> 01:13:56,740
Oh, my God.
Are you all in on this?
960
01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:58,360
[Norris] Adam,
what are you talking about?
961
01:13:58,530 --> 01:14:00,580
Is this some fucking joke?
You think this is funny?
962
01:14:00,750 --> 01:14:02,930
Yeah, everybody
watch the fucking show.
Real funny, huh?
963
01:14:03,100 --> 01:14:07,020
Yeah, really funny.
It's on every fucking screen.
Are you fucking kidding me?
964
01:14:07,190 --> 01:14:08,980
Hey! Whoa![Adam]
You guys are so fucking...
965
01:14:09,150 --> 01:14:11,280
-Hey!
-...fucked up!
966
01:14:11,450 --> 01:14:13,630
Yeah, film this.
Fucking film this.
Is that good content for you?
967
01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:16,500
Hey! Hey! What's going on?
968
01:14:16,670 --> 01:14:18,800
Look what the fuck
they just sent me, Bryce!
969
01:14:18,980 --> 01:14:21,500
[Bryce] Huh?That is so fucked up. Look.
970
01:14:22,420 --> 01:14:24,160
Did it--
No, it didn't say that.
971
01:14:24,330 --> 01:14:25,510
-[Bryce] Okay. Hey.
-They changed it!
972
01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:26,730
-They changed it.
-It's okay.
973
01:14:26,900 --> 01:14:28,550
Come here. Come sit down.
974
01:14:28,730 --> 01:14:30,380
Sit down. Sit down.
975
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:32,340
-It's all right, everyone.
-It didn't say that.
976
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:34,520
Go back to work. Stop filming.
But good instincts.
977
01:14:34,690 --> 01:14:36,340
What the--
It didn't say that.Okay, hey. Hey.
978
01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:38,740
It didn't say that.Hey, listen, listen, listen.
979
01:14:38,910 --> 01:14:41,260
Why don't you take
some time off? Yeah?
980
01:14:41,440 --> 01:14:43,620
Get your head right,
all right?
981
01:14:43,790 --> 01:14:46,580
I'm very passionate
about mental health.
It's very important to me.
982
01:14:46,750 --> 01:14:49,320
So go home--
Take all the time
you need, in fact.
983
01:14:49,490 --> 01:14:51,620
And if it's the end
of the thread
that's stressing you out,
984
01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:53,450
just know
that we can absorb it.
985
01:14:53,620 --> 01:14:55,970
We can workshop it in-house,
it's what we do.
986
01:14:56,150 --> 01:14:58,680
We're a family here
at BuzzFeed, all right?
We look out for each other.
987
01:14:58,850 --> 01:15:00,240
But you need--
988
01:15:00,410 --> 01:15:01,980
You need to take it easy.
989
01:15:03,030 --> 01:15:04,030
You look like shit.
990
01:15:05,110 --> 01:15:07,110
All right, everyone,
it's okay.
991
01:15:07,810 --> 01:15:08,720
That was fun.
992
01:15:09,900 --> 01:15:12,770
Right, it's okay, Norris.
Why don't you take a break?
993
01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:14,650
All right.
994
01:15:45,460 --> 01:15:46,770
[cats meowing, yowling]
995
01:15:46,940 --> 01:15:48,120
Hey, babies.
996
01:15:49,380 --> 01:15:50,380
Come here.
997
01:15:54,340 --> 01:15:55,690
[cell phone buzzing]
998
01:15:59,260 --> 01:16:00,350
[notification chimes]
999
01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:01,430
[sighs]
1000
01:16:01,610 --> 01:16:02,610
What now?
1001
01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:07,880
[Adam's voice]
You're a judgmental
asshole, Kyle,
1002
01:16:08,050 --> 01:16:09,570
and I'm fucking sick of it.
1003
01:16:10,350 --> 01:16:11,700
Go fuck yourself, Kyle.
1004
01:16:12,570 --> 01:16:15,180
I didn't send these. Damn it.
1005
01:16:22,630 --> 01:16:23,890
[notifications chiming]
1006
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:40,120
[banging on door]
1007
01:16:45,780 --> 01:16:47,040
[breathing heavily]
1008
01:16:48,910 --> 01:16:50,960
Fuck you!
1009
01:16:53,830 --> 01:16:55,010
[lock clicks]
1010
01:17:00,270 --> 01:17:01,750
I'm in control now.
1011
01:17:04,490 --> 01:17:05,670
I'm in control.
1012
01:17:08,540 --> 01:17:10,720
[cell phone ringing]
1013
01:17:15,900 --> 01:17:17,900
[ringing continues]
1014
01:17:20,420 --> 01:17:21,550
Fuck off.
1015
01:17:21,730 --> 01:17:23,510
I'm in control,
I'm in control.
1016
01:17:24,250 --> 01:17:24,990
[cell phone ringing]
1017
01:17:25,170 --> 01:17:26,210
Stop.
1018
01:17:26,390 --> 01:17:27,830
[ringing continues]
1019
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:29,220
Stop!
1020
01:17:30,300 --> 01:17:31,210
What?
1021
01:17:31,390 --> 01:17:32,870
I'm in control, David.
1022
01:17:34,960 --> 01:17:35,920
Oh, no.
1023
01:17:36,610 --> 01:17:39,180
No. Stop. David, stop.
1024
01:17:41,570 --> 01:17:43,180
[ringing continues]
1025
01:17:49,190 --> 01:17:50,190
No, I just saved.
1026
01:17:52,540 --> 01:17:54,240
David,
what the fuck did you do?
1027
01:17:56,590 --> 01:17:58,380
That was three questions.
1028
01:17:58,550 --> 01:18:01,900
Oh, shit.
That was a question.
No, it was--
1029
01:18:02,070 --> 01:18:03,330
[crying]
1030
01:18:15,300 --> 01:18:16,780
[video game sound effects]
1031
01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:25,100
What the fuck?
1032
01:18:37,020 --> 01:18:38,810
[distorted voice]
I'm in control.
1033
01:18:45,330 --> 01:18:47,380
[echoing] No. No.
1034
01:18:47,550 --> 01:18:49,550
What's going on?
No. No, no, no.
1035
01:18:50,430 --> 01:18:51,390
Oh, no.
1036
01:18:59,260 --> 01:19:00,870
What is happening?
1037
01:19:01,050 --> 01:19:03,010
No. Help!
1038
01:19:03,790 --> 01:19:06,270
Help me! No!
1039
01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:11,490
[distorted] Help me!
1040
01:19:24,550 --> 01:19:27,990
No, no! No! Stop!
1041
01:19:30,810 --> 01:19:32,730
[screaming]
1042
01:19:38,430 --> 01:19:41,000
Please help me!
1043
01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:44,260
No!
1044
01:19:51,100 --> 01:19:52,580
Die in a fire!
1045
01:19:53,270 --> 01:19:55,800
No!
1046
01:19:57,450 --> 01:19:58,670
[gasping]
1047
01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:01,840
[distorted whisper] Adam.
1048
01:20:14,210 --> 01:20:15,560
[David] I'm in control.
1049
01:20:22,340 --> 01:20:23,340
[computer notification]
1050
01:20:29,350 --> 01:20:32,310
I'm in control.
1051
01:20:36,230 --> 01:20:37,930
[Adam] You were an artist too?
1052
01:20:45,850 --> 01:20:48,160
You never ask
about my day.
1053
01:20:48,330 --> 01:20:50,720
You never call me back.[Bryce]
People don't like you.
1054
01:20:50,890 --> 01:20:52,280
All I wanted
was to be your friend.
1055
01:20:52,460 --> 01:20:54,850
Your cartoons, they're empty.
Like you.
1056
01:20:55,030 --> 01:20:57,030
You never say anything
that's real.
1057
01:20:57,210 --> 01:20:59,730
I have a new list.
"Top Ten Reasons
Adam Ellis is a Dick."
1058
01:20:59,900 --> 01:21:01,340
You're only here
to tick some boxes.
1059
01:21:01,510 --> 01:21:02,950
[David] You're selfish.
1060
01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:04,770
-[David] Self-obsessed.
-You're a fucking--
1061
01:21:04,950 --> 01:21:06,340
Asshole!
1062
01:21:06,520 --> 01:21:08,570
-And you never say I love you.
-But I--
1063
01:21:09,870 --> 01:21:11,650
Why are you saying
this shit to me?
1064
01:21:24,710 --> 01:21:25,970
[cat meows]
1065
01:21:26,150 --> 01:21:27,500
[distorted]
You know this, Adam.
1066
01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:32,240
Deep down,
you know you're worthless.
1067
01:21:32,890 --> 01:21:35,020
Accept it, you're alone.
1068
01:21:36,720 --> 01:21:38,590
[whispering]
You'll never be enough.
1069
01:21:39,420 --> 01:21:40,810
So give up.
1070
01:21:55,570 --> 01:21:57,400
[distorted roar]
1071
01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:04,800
He hasn't been
answering his phone.
Have you talked to him at all?
1072
01:22:04,970 --> 01:22:06,540
Holy shit! Adam!
1073
01:22:11,540 --> 01:22:13,110
-Adam!
-[Evelyn] Open up!
1074
01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:15,330
-Are you in there? Ellis!
-[Kyle] Can you hear me?
1075
01:22:15,500 --> 01:22:16,940
-[Evelyn] What the fuck--
-Adam!
1076
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:19,850
What is this place?
This is a nightmare.
1077
01:22:21,810 --> 01:22:23,860
[distorted growling]
1078
01:22:30,430 --> 01:22:31,690
[roaring]
1079
01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:33,570
[screaming]
1080
01:22:33,740 --> 01:22:34,920
I'm gonna call 9-1-1.
1081
01:22:37,130 --> 01:22:38,610
-Watch out, watch out!
-[Evelyn] Ellis!
1082
01:22:40,790 --> 01:22:42,490
-Ellis, we're outside.
-[Kyle] Can you hear me?
1083
01:22:42,660 --> 01:22:44,360
-I'm not alone.
-[Evelyn] Hold on a second.
1084
01:22:45,310 --> 01:22:46,530
[Kyle] Hello? Adam!
1085
01:22:46,710 --> 01:22:48,230
I'm lonely sometimes,
1086
01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:49,750
but I'm not alone.
1087
01:22:50,970 --> 01:22:52,450
And I am enough.
1088
01:22:55,020 --> 01:22:55,930
I am enough.
1089
01:22:56,110 --> 01:22:57,500
[screaming]
1090
01:22:58,150 --> 01:22:58,980
I am enough.
1091
01:23:01,330 --> 01:23:02,980
And I'm waking the fuck up.
1092
01:23:03,160 --> 01:23:04,640
[screaming]
1093
01:23:07,550 --> 01:23:08,810
[Kyle coughing]
1094
01:23:08,990 --> 01:23:09,990
Adam!
1095
01:23:10,160 --> 01:23:11,900
[Evelyn screaming]
1096
01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:13,470
[Kyle] Adam!
1097
01:23:13,650 --> 01:23:14,700
[Evelyn] Ellis!
1098
01:23:15,260 --> 01:23:16,220
Ellis!
1099
01:23:16,390 --> 01:23:18,090
[Kyle] Adam, are you in there?
1100
01:23:19,830 --> 01:23:21,570
[choking, straining]
1101
01:23:21,740 --> 01:23:22,700
[roars]
1102
01:23:22,870 --> 01:23:24,180
[screams, grunts]
1103
01:23:24,350 --> 01:23:26,310
[Kyle] We're trying to help.
1104
01:23:26,480 --> 01:23:27,660
[Evelyn] Ellis!
1105
01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:32,440
[growling]
1106
01:23:35,710 --> 01:23:37,450
-[Evelyn] Ellis!
-[Adam grunting]
1107
01:23:38,980 --> 01:23:40,680
[wheezing]
1108
01:23:51,380 --> 01:23:52,250
[David roars]
1109
01:23:53,340 --> 01:23:54,650
[panting]
1110
01:23:55,380 --> 01:23:56,080
[David growling]
1111
01:23:56,250 --> 01:23:57,860
[Adam grunting]
1112
01:24:00,520 --> 01:24:02,130
[David groaning]
1113
01:24:02,300 --> 01:24:03,260
[gurgling]
1114
01:24:03,780 --> 01:24:06,650
Die! Die!
1115
01:24:15,970 --> 01:24:17,450
[Evelyn] Ellis!
1116
01:24:17,620 --> 01:24:19,140
[smoke alarm beeping]
1117
01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:20,670
[Kyle] Adam!
1118
01:24:21,410 --> 01:24:22,590
[coughing]
1119
01:24:24,630 --> 01:24:26,550
Here! Come here! I've got you.
1120
01:24:26,720 --> 01:24:28,640
[Evelyn] Come on! [screams]
1121
01:24:47,700 --> 01:24:49,180
[sirens wailing]
1122
01:25:10,890 --> 01:25:12,540
[fireman]
Stick up on the alpha side.
1123
01:25:17,550 --> 01:25:21,420
It's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay.
1124
01:25:24,990 --> 01:25:26,030
[Adam] I love you.
1125
01:25:44,010 --> 01:25:45,140
Holy shit.
1126
01:25:47,670 --> 01:25:49,590
[cat meows]
1127
01:25:49,760 --> 01:25:51,150
-Hey, babies.
Come here, come here.
-Look who's here.
1128
01:25:52,540 --> 01:25:55,330
Come here. You made it.
Come here.
Come here, I got you.
1129
01:25:56,030 --> 01:25:57,730
I got you. Come here.
1130
01:25:58,590 --> 01:26:00,850
Hey. Here we go.
1131
01:26:01,550 --> 01:26:02,550
[kisses]
1132
01:26:07,250 --> 01:26:09,210
Oh. You found them.
1133
01:26:15,700 --> 01:26:18,270
I'm so sorry, Ellis.
1134
01:26:20,220 --> 01:26:22,180
For not believing you.
1135
01:26:22,360 --> 01:26:24,800
[Kyle] Yeah, you told us
something was wrong,
we should have listened.
1136
01:26:24,970 --> 01:26:26,010
[Evelyn] Yeah.
1137
01:26:26,930 --> 01:26:29,320
I pushed you guys away,
it wasn't you.
1138
01:26:31,970 --> 01:26:33,490
But I'm here now.
1139
01:26:34,980 --> 01:26:36,420
I'm actually present.
1140
01:26:41,070 --> 01:26:42,250
I just...
1141
01:26:44,330 --> 01:26:46,810
need to work on letting
you guys in more.
1142
01:26:52,210 --> 01:26:53,340
And I will.
1143
01:26:55,740 --> 01:26:56,870
I promise.
1144
01:27:15,370 --> 01:27:17,240
[streamer] And Adam Ellis's
last tweet was,
1145
01:27:17,410 --> 01:27:21,070
"For everyone asking
if I'm alive, I'm doing okay."
1146
01:27:21,240 --> 01:27:22,420
Peace sign emoji.
1147
01:27:23,680 --> 01:27:25,120
I don't know about you,
1148
01:27:25,290 --> 01:27:28,210
but I'm calling bullshit
on this whole thing.
1149
01:27:28,380 --> 01:27:30,430
Now you tell me what's up.
1150
01:27:30,600 --> 01:27:32,120
[notifications chiming]
1151
01:27:35,300 --> 01:27:36,520
[cell phone chimes]
1152
01:27:36,690 --> 01:27:38,870
I see you, BeardedBoy233.
1153
01:27:39,040 --> 01:27:40,260
Thank you for the sub.
1154
01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:47,620
Ellis is a douchebag
if he thinks that we're gonna
play nice on the Internet
1155
01:27:47,790 --> 01:27:49,710
'cause of
his little ghost story.
1156
01:27:51,450 --> 01:27:52,450
[sighs]
1157
01:27:53,140 --> 01:27:55,100
[laughing]
1158
01:27:57,280 --> 01:27:58,630
Screw you, bitch.
1159
01:27:58,800 --> 01:28:00,280
Don't come onto my stream
1160
01:28:00,450 --> 01:28:02,410
and try to silence
my free speech.
1161
01:28:03,330 --> 01:28:04,590
Thank you.
1162
01:28:06,850 --> 01:28:08,810
Come on,
which one of you cucks
1163
01:28:08,980 --> 01:28:11,550
made a dumbass
Dear David account?
1164
01:28:16,030 --> 01:28:17,470
Okay, I'll play along.
1165
01:28:18,990 --> 01:28:23,080
-Dear David,
why are you so fugly?
-[typing]
1166
01:28:27,660 --> 01:28:29,180
All righty.
1167
01:28:29,350 --> 01:28:31,130
-Dear David...
-[typing]
1168
01:28:31,310 --> 01:28:34,310
...is it because your parents
tried to cancel you?
1169
01:28:36,190 --> 01:28:37,410
I feel so bad.
1170
01:28:38,320 --> 01:28:39,360
[scoffs]
1171
01:28:40,320 --> 01:28:43,850
-Dear David, for real?
-[typing]
1172
01:28:51,810 --> 01:28:52,860
See?
1173
01:28:54,680 --> 01:28:55,940
This is so dumb.
1174
01:28:56,730 --> 01:28:59,600
Way to go, guys.
Frickin' brill--
1175
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:09,180
[thuds]
1176
01:29:13,660 --> 01:29:14,970
[thuds]
1177
01:29:15,140 --> 01:29:16,230
[screams]
1178
01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:17,310
[thuds]
1179
01:29:17,490 --> 01:29:18,670
[screaming continues]
1180
01:29:34,110 --> 01:29:35,160
[mouse clicks]
1181
01:29:39,420 --> 01:29:41,420
["Three Time Looser" playing]
81850
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