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[ Electricity crackles ]
Jess!
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-Where am I?
-She thinks she's in college.
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You ruined my life.
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I never want to see you again.
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I wish to speak
with your leader.
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You think that Steve
is the leader?
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Martha:
Welcome...to The Hunt.
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Don't you get it?!
There can only be
one survivor.
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[ Screaming ]
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-What happened?
-Chet killed Steve.
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-Holy shit.
-Game on, babies!
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Chet's in The Hunt now!
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♪♪
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Chet?
What are you doing?
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Don't you get it?
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There can only
be one winner,
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so I'm gonna live,
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and I'm gonna collect
that sweet cash prize.
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What?
There is no cash prize!
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That you know of!
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Now, hold still,
'cause Daddy's only got
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one more of these
tiny, sharp spears,
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and I'm not that good...
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Aaaaaah!
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God bless.
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[ All gasp ]
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Yes!
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I'm freakin' Legolas!
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Ohhh!
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That's just the beginning,
babies.
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Things are about to get
a lot weirder.
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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-Let's get out of here.
-Yeah.
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[ Groaning ]
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Somebody pull
this arrow out of me!
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Owen, give me your hand!
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Oh, I don't think
I'm really gonna --
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Aah! [ Groaning ]
Oh! Aah!
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Somebody pull it
out of her now!
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All right!
Do it!
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[ Exhales sharply ]
I'll do it.
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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[ Retches ]
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I feel like it's already
starting to smell.
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Come on!
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[ Groans ]
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-Oh, come on!
-Oh, my God. Are you kidding?
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Danny, pull it out.
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-Aah!
-I don't --
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I don't know
how to do that!
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Just twist and pull!
You twist and pull!
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Okay! Okay!
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All right.
[ Whimpers ]
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Twist and --
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[ Screams ]
Ohh!
Oh!
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I broke it. Sorry, guys.
I broke it in half.
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Oh, my God.
Aah.
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Of course I have
to do it myself.
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Oh, my...
[ Wood cracks ]
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Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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[ All groan ]
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♪♪
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We need to come up with a plan.
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Okay,
everybody quiet down.
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We need
to come up with a plan.
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I saw a first-aid kit
in the weapons pile.
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I think we need
to go get that
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and bring it back here,
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we'll patch Karen up --
I'm sorry.
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You want to risk our lives
to save Karen?
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Okay, she just tried
to murder us with an ax.
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Yeah,
that's a good point.
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I'd kill me
while you have the chance.
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Smash my head in with a rock
or roll me off that cliff.
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No. No.
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If we're gonna survive,
then we're gonna need Karen...
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healthy and on our side.
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Yeah, that's fair.
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Even wounded,
I'm an asset.
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If we want to survive,
you need to start
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listening to someone
other than yourself.
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Oh, you think
I don't listen?
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Yeah,
I think you don't listen.
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Okay.
What's your plan?
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♪♪
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My plan...
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We get...
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after it.
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"Get after it."
Nice.
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Okay, Danny, let's go get
this first-aid kit.
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Danny:
Right behind you, buddy.
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[ Whispers ]
And for the record,
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I agree we should
get after it.
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♪♪
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Declan:
Attention, competitors.
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It appears a surprise contestant
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has just made our first kill.
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[ Static crackles ]
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Well done to the long-haired psycho,
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and may the rest of you soon join Steve.
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[ Static continues crackling ]
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[ Cork pops ]
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Now, Dec, uh,
wasn't "Awesome Blossom"
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your bet to win
the whole damn thing?
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Oh, yes, ha ha ha.
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Laugh it up,
"Blazing Saddles."
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I'll take the loss
if it means
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an arrow death
from 50 yards out.
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-Hmm.
-[ Imitates arrow whooshing ]
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My God, man,
doesn't it make you feel alive?
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[ Glasses clink ]
[ Chuckling ] Hear, hear.
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[ Man chuckles ]
[ Radar screen beeps ]
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♪♪
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Guys, I think
my bracelet stopped working.
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What?
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See, the red light turned off.
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It's -- It's like
the power went out.
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The power.
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You should run.
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Get someplace
they can't find you.
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Uh, how about you focus less
on trying to control me
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and more
on not losing your hair?
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Listen, Jess,
I'm not like that anymore.
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I got a life lesson
from "Ballers'" Rob Corddry.
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He showed me that --
Who's Rod Cordy?
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One of your buddies
from the Civil War?
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Okay.
I was trying to apologize --
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Guys! What if we could turn
all the bracelets off?
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When Karen and I
were in the surveillance room,
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I saw that there was
a power station
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just across the river.
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It was surrounded
by all those shock pylons.
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But if you can't
get shocked...
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Then I can get in
and power down the island.
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[ Snaps fingers ]
Hell yeah!
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I'm going with you.
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Oh, my God.
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You are so obsessed with me.
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I don't need your help.
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Yeah, you actually do
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because you weigh
like 80 pounds,
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and I'm not gonna let
a gust of wind
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just blow you away
and tank our only shot.
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If we could just focus
for a second,
I'll explain how to --
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I can protect myself.
I was in color guard.
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Oh, I know.
You never shut up about it.
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That's why I made you quit
sophomore year.
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You what?!
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♪♪
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Wow.
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Karen: Listen.
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If by some miracle
you make it home,
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tell my husband, Anthony,
I fought till the very end.
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You know, I still can't believe
you have a family.
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How could
you never mention that?
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No one ever asked.
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So, what, if I just ask,
you'll tell me anything?
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Yeah. Sure.
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Fine.
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So,
how'd you meet Anthony?
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You both made
at the same factory?
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[ Insects chirping ]
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♪♪
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It was one of those hot,
sticky Kansas summers.
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Anthony was a junior lifeguard
at the local YMCA.
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I was 34
and fresh out of the cult
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[Chuckles] and didn't know
how to swim.
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♪♪
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's gone.
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It's all gone?
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Owen.
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♪♪
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Owen: Is that...Bruce?
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What is he doing here?
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♪♪
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[ Spits ]
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Oh! Oh!
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[ Coughs weakly ]
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You two shouldn't be here.
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Who did this to you,
Bruce?
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His eyes were as black as night.
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A laugh forged in hell.
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Some call him "The Dark Prince."
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Others -- Chitteewompwomp.
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But no matter the name,
make no mistake.
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He is evil incarnate.
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I'm sorry --
who did this to you?
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I'm just not following
this at all.
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Chet.
Chet did this.
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Oh! Okay.
Okay.
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Anyway, he left me here
as a warning.
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A warning for who?
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For anyone who tried
to follow him.
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See, y'all don't understand --
he's not Chet anymore.
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He's a demon.
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Took all the supplies
and the other survivors
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out to a camp
deep in the jungle.
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He rules by fear.
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One word,
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and they shit their pants
clean off.
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[ Gasps ]
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Okay, so then he must have
that first-aid kit.
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We got to find that camp.
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That path will
lead you to him.
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But be warned.
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You stroll into Hell,
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you better be prepared
to kill the Devil himself.
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And may god have mercy
on your souls.
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All right, well,
thanks Bruce!
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Thanks, man.
Appreciate it.
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All right.
Good luck to you, boys.
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So, if we do find Chet,
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do you think you could,
you know, kill him?
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If it came to it
[Sighs] yeah.
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Yeah, I think I could.
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Wouldn't be the first time
I've had to throw down.
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I've gotten
into some real scrapes
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over where I park
my van.
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You've fought
over a parking spot?
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Oh, yeah.
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Before I started parking
at Frank's,
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things could get pretty nasty
under that bridge.
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Who's Frank?
Is he, like, a friend?
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No.
Frank's is a diner.
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Cut a deal with
the manager there
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after I found a rat
in my Caesar salad.
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Here's a little secret --
I put it there.
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[ Laughs, snorts ]
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Cool.
Yeah.
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So cool.
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Man: [ Whispering ] Chet.
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What was that?
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[ Echoing ] Chet.
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Chet.
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Chet.
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It's everywhere!
Chet.
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Where are you?!
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Show yourself!
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Chet.
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-Look!
-Oh, shit.
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What the hell?
Hey!
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Danny, get him!
Get him, Danny!
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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[ Loud slap ]
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[ All breathing heavily ]
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Keith?
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Oh.
Hey, Danny.
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Hey, Owen.
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What happened?
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Did Chet do this to you?
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Yeah.
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He had me cover
myself up in mud
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and told me to scare anyone
who came through.
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Dart around the woods,
chanting his name.
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I think he just wanted
to create, like,
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a general creepy vibe.
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Yeah, he wanted you guys
to feel --
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what did he say --
unsettled.
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Yeah.
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So, how was it?
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Was it unsettling?
262
00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,408
Kind of.
263
00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:04,543
Oh, good.
264
00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:05,744
Yeah, he said
if I didn't do a good job,
265
00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,479
he was gonna
make me get a boner
266
00:09:07,481 --> 00:09:09,347
and then step on it
with his flip flops.
267
00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:10,415
What?
Jesus.
268
00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:11,616
I know.
[ Chuckles ]
269
00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:13,285
It has been
a pretty weird day.
270
00:09:13,287 --> 00:09:15,220
Listen, Keith.
271
00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:18,156
We need you
to take us to him.
272
00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:19,358
To Chet.
273
00:09:20,361 --> 00:09:22,561
[ Whispers ]
Chet. Chet. Chet.
274
00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:23,962
Oh, you don't have
to do that anymore.
You already --
275
00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:26,231
You did it already.
Yeah, we -- we see you now.
276
00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,433
♪♪
277
00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:31,035
[ Grunts ]
[ Groans ]
278
00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:32,571
Hold up.
What?
279
00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:33,572
Let's just cross here.
280
00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:35,974
Uh, are your bifocals
dusty?
281
00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,842
That current
is way too strong.
282
00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:40,044
There's got to be a bridge
or something.
Oh yeah, totally.
283
00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:41,646
Let me just ask the guy
who knows where to go.
284
00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:43,582
Hey, Pack.
Hey, man.
285
00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:47,319
Uh, is there a bridge around
here, huh, that I'm not seeing?
286
00:09:47,321 --> 00:09:49,454
Maybe some sort
of a ferry system
287
00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:52,124
or a jet-ski rental?
288
00:09:52,126 --> 00:09:53,926
No? Nothing?
Great.
289
00:09:53,928 --> 00:09:56,128
Yeah, we'll -- then we'll
just cross here.
290
00:09:56,130 --> 00:09:58,463
Oh, God.
291
00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:00,198
[ Groans ]
292
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,533
What are you doing?!
293
00:10:01,535 --> 00:10:03,001
Uh, I'm swimming him
across.
294
00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:08,006
I need full range of motion
if I'm gonna butterfly.
295
00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:09,141
[ Grunts ]
296
00:10:09,143 --> 00:10:11,143
[ Romantic music plays ]
297
00:10:11,145 --> 00:10:16,414
♪♪
298
00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:21,754
♪♪
299
00:10:21,756 --> 00:10:26,825
♪♪
300
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:29,161
[ Exhaling sharply ]
301
00:10:29,163 --> 00:10:31,363
God! If you're gonna go,
just go!
302
00:10:31,365 --> 00:10:33,098
All right.
303
00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:36,434
Time to add another Pack
to the six I already got.
304
00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:39,571
[ Grunts ]
305
00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:40,973
[ Dramatic music plays ]
306
00:10:40,975 --> 00:10:42,574
Here we go.
307
00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:45,910
[ Grunts ]
Oh!
308
00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:47,112
Whoo!
309
00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:48,981
He is bigger
than he looks!
310
00:10:48,983 --> 00:10:51,316
♪♪
311
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,318
Oh, no!
312
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,586
The big, bad rapids
313
00:10:54,588 --> 00:10:56,321
are taking me --
Oh, shit!
314
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,556
Oh, my G--
315
00:10:58,859 --> 00:10:59,924
Oh, God.
316
00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:00,859
Uh-oh.
317
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,594
♪♪
318
00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:05,330
Chet: I guess the best part
of my job is...
319
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,599
Danny: Wow.
This happened so fast.
320
00:11:07,601 --> 00:11:10,002
...you guys all kiss my ass.
321
00:11:10,004 --> 00:11:11,670
Did he build a throne?
322
00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:13,271
There's
the first-aid kit.
323
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:16,274
How do we get it
without being seen?
324
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,876
[ Exhales sharply ]
325
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,544
I have an idea.
326
00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,613
You make you a dress
out of leaves --
327
00:11:21,615 --> 00:11:23,948
something tasteful,
but sexual.
328
00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,283
Maybe an open back?
329
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,885
We disguise you
as a sultry lady,
330
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:30,222
and you head in there
for some classic distraction --
331
00:11:30,224 --> 00:11:31,956
"Hello, boys!"
332
00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:32,825
What?
333
00:11:32,827 --> 00:11:34,092
Absolutely not.
334
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,627
Yeah, you're right.
335
00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:37,362
We don't have time
to make that dress.
336
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,831
Okay, what about this --
337
00:11:38,833 --> 00:11:42,100
We find two guards
that look exactly like us...
338
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:44,903
[ Necks snap ]
...conk them,
and take their uniforms?
339
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,505
And we sneak on in.
340
00:11:46,507 --> 00:11:49,107
Danny, what guards?
No one looks like us.
341
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:51,109
Also, what uniforms?
342
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:52,310
Okay, how about this one?
343
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,912
We dig a tunnel, a big one --
344
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,647
Dude,
these are terrible ideas.
345
00:11:55,649 --> 00:11:57,249
Fine!
What's your plan?
346
00:11:57,251 --> 00:11:59,251
Let's just keep it simple.
Okay?
347
00:11:59,253 --> 00:12:01,453
Keith will walk in,
pick up the first-aid kit,
348
00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:03,121
walk right back out.
349
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,658
If you do this for us,
we will protect you from Chet.
350
00:12:05,660 --> 00:12:08,027
And you'll be
my best friends?
351
00:12:09,263 --> 00:12:10,529
♪♪
352
00:12:10,531 --> 00:12:11,730
I got him!
353
00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:14,599
[ Both screaming ]
354
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:15,734
Whoa!
What the shit?!
355
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:16,935
Are you trying
to kill me?!
356
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,071
I'm not!
I'm saving you!
357
00:12:19,073 --> 00:12:20,605
[ Both scream ]
358
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,541
-Come on!
-Help!
359
00:12:22,543 --> 00:12:24,609
Come on! Get it!
360
00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:26,278
Grab on!
361
00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:27,812
Hell yeah, Jess!
362
00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:29,214
[ Grunts ]
[ Screams ]
363
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,083
-Now pull us up!
-What?!
364
00:12:31,085 --> 00:12:32,951
-Pull us up!
-I can't!
365
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:35,687
I'm hanging on with one arm!
There's two of you!
366
00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:37,756
Okay,
then just pull me out!
367
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:39,224
Here. I'm slipping!
368
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:40,292
Hold on!
369
00:12:40,294 --> 00:12:45,364
[ All scream ]
370
00:12:45,366 --> 00:12:46,565
Oh, God!
371
00:12:46,567 --> 00:12:49,368
[ Both breathing heavily ]
372
00:12:53,908 --> 00:12:56,241
That was...close.
373
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,509
♪♪
374
00:12:57,511 --> 00:12:59,244
So close.
375
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,446
♪♪
376
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,649
[ Retches, spits ]
377
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:05,784
[ Coughs ]
378
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,853
I think I swallowed
a bunch of frogs!
379
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,390
♪♪
380
00:13:11,392 --> 00:13:13,392
Guys, look!
381
00:13:13,394 --> 00:13:16,061
♪♪
382
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:19,798
Florence:
So the bus flipped over, and you just crawled out?
383
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,466
Karen:
It was the only way.
384
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,001
I had to get to the hospital
385
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,270
before Anthony woke up from surgery.
386
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,405
Martha: Sir.
387
00:13:26,407 --> 00:13:27,739
What is it, Martha?
388
00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:31,009
Half-Pint, the Hot One,
and Todd --
389
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,945
they're heading
for the generator.
390
00:13:32,947 --> 00:13:36,548
What if they tried
to shut the power down?
391
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,350
Let them try.
392
00:13:38,352 --> 00:13:40,685
The moment they cross
the electro-perimeter,
393
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:44,757
they'll be fried
like a poor man's oyster.
394
00:13:44,759 --> 00:13:46,358
Ooh,
that sounds delicious.
395
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,160
Martha,
go fry up some oysters.
396
00:13:48,162 --> 00:13:49,427
Chop chop!
397
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,563
Owen: Come on, Keith.
398
00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:53,498
Just get the first-aid kit,
bring it back.
399
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,667
Here we go.
400
00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:56,168
What?
401
00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:57,169
Nothing. Nothing.
402
00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:58,637
Go.
Nothing. Go.
403
00:13:58,639 --> 00:14:00,773
He is really sweating.
404
00:14:00,775 --> 00:14:01,707
Yeah.
405
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:03,976
I'm doing it.
406
00:14:03,978 --> 00:14:05,177
What does he keep doing that?
407
00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:06,178
Stop doing that!
408
00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:07,245
I'm doing it!
409
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,513
We know! Go!
Shh! Shh!
410
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,748
Jesus.
411
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:11,449
[ Sneezes ]
412
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,584
Get the first-aid kit!
Yeah!
413
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:14,620
Get it!
Oh, my God, dude.
414
00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:17,456
Oh, my God!
Stop looking at us!
415
00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:19,992
♪♪
416
00:14:19,994 --> 00:14:21,593
Okay, here we go.
417
00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:25,464
♪♪
418
00:14:25,466 --> 00:14:26,999
Okay. You got it.
You got it.
419
00:14:27,001 --> 00:14:29,001
Good. Good. Go.
Chet: You've been
a good steed for the day!
420
00:14:29,003 --> 00:14:30,535
Maybe when we get back
to camp, I will...
Oh, shit. Dude.
421
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,936
Oh, shit,
oh, shit, oh, shit.
Shh! Shh, shh, shh!
422
00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:33,138
...oh, I don't know, brush you.
423
00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:34,606
Hey! It's Kevin.
424
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:36,475
[ Both whisper indistinctly ]
425
00:14:36,477 --> 00:14:38,644
Be cool. Shh.
Shh.
426
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:40,879
Oh, my God.
427
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,214
[ First aid kit thuds ]
428
00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,082
Shh, shh!
429
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,151
What is he doing?
430
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:48,953
Are you messing with
my hospital stuff?
431
00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:50,622
Uh, friends.
Right there.
432
00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:53,291
Come on, Keith!
Really, Keith?!
433
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,626
[ Both grunt ]
434
00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:56,294
Well, well.
435
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,930
Ain't this something.
436
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,843
Pretty poetical, isn't it?
437
00:15:11,845 --> 00:15:13,712
Makes sense
this is how it would end.
438
00:15:13,714 --> 00:15:16,447
Literally none of this
makes sense.
439
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,849
Oh, no?
440
00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:19,851
Maybe you should've done
your reading
441
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:22,321
because it's written in our DNA.
442
00:15:22,323 --> 00:15:24,223
What happened to you,
Chet?
443
00:15:25,726 --> 00:15:28,259
What happened to me?
444
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,595
What happened
to all of you?
445
00:15:31,465 --> 00:15:34,599
A thousand years ago,
we were wild animals.
446
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,135
We ate what we killed,
447
00:15:36,137 --> 00:15:38,203
and we [bleep]
where we pooped.
448
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:40,471
But the weakest of us
couldn't handle it,
449
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:43,675
so they built cities
and taught our young
450
00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:45,410
how to drink cow's milk.
451
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,012
Before you knew it,
we were all driving
452
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,947
our metal cows to our cow jobs,
453
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:52,351
and we forgot how to nut
in the ocean!
454
00:15:52,353 --> 00:15:53,685
And you bet your tushies
455
00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:55,887
I'd still be clocking in
every day,
456
00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:57,489
9:00ish to 3:00,
457
00:15:57,491 --> 00:16:00,326
if Declan hadn't given me
a reason to wake up.
458
00:16:01,495 --> 00:16:04,363
Survival of the fittest, baby.
459
00:16:04,365 --> 00:16:06,631
This is how
it was always meant to be.
460
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,000
[ Keith gasps ]
461
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,770
Why me?
462
00:16:11,772 --> 00:16:13,438
'Cause you.
463
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:16,175
Build the fire up.
Burn these assholes.
464
00:16:16,177 --> 00:16:20,512
♪♪
465
00:16:20,514 --> 00:16:22,647
What's the plan?
466
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,516
Florence was right.
467
00:16:24,518 --> 00:16:29,054
My stupid ego brought us here,
and now we're gonna die.
468
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,856
I'm no different
than Chet.
469
00:16:30,858 --> 00:16:34,259
This is Chet country,
baby!
470
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,061
Yarr!
471
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,397
I'm no different
than Chet.
472
00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:39,931
♪♪
473
00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:42,133
This is as far
as we can go.
474
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,335
♪♪
475
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:48,139
Well, either I step
right through this...
476
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,875
or I get shocked and die.
477
00:16:49,877 --> 00:16:51,476
[ Sighs ]
478
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,545
Men: [ Chanting ]
Shock death! Shock death!
479
00:16:53,547 --> 00:16:56,347
Shock death!
Shock death! Shock death!
480
00:16:56,349 --> 00:17:00,819
♪♪
481
00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:02,153
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait. Wait.
482
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,756
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Pbht!
483
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:09,828
Before...
whatever happens next,
484
00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:11,230
I just want to say...
485
00:17:11,232 --> 00:17:13,498
"I love you!"
486
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,968
I just blurted it out.
487
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:19,104
And I picked him up
and I said,
488
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:21,706
"Anthony,
legs or no legs,
489
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,910
you're getting the [bleep]
back into that pool
490
00:17:24,912 --> 00:17:28,513
because love
will keep us afloat."
491
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,315
[ Sobbing ]
492
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:32,183
God damn it!
493
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:35,387
That was the most beautiful
love story
494
00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:37,656
I've ever heard
in my whole freakin' life.
495
00:17:37,658 --> 00:17:39,058
[ Sniffles ]
496
00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:40,459
Yeah.
497
00:17:40,461 --> 00:17:44,195
Well, looks like this story's
about to come to an end.
498
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,397
[ Breathing heavily ]
No.
499
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:50,735
Those girls need their mother,
and Anthony needs his coach.
500
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:54,205
How the hell else is he gonna
get to the Paralympics?
501
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,207
Come on.
502
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,343
We're gonna go get
that first-aid kit.
503
00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,812
♪♪
504
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:04,149
All right, let's get lit!
505
00:18:05,686 --> 00:18:06,952
Wait! Wait.
506
00:18:06,954 --> 00:18:09,020
If it's really
survival of the fittest,
507
00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:13,024
then I think that
the two leaders should fight.
508
00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:14,293
Man to man.
509
00:18:14,295 --> 00:18:17,028
But I've already won,
little Owen.
510
00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:18,764
Why would I let you fight me?
511
00:18:18,766 --> 00:18:21,232
Oh, no --
I'm not talking about you.
512
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:24,235
I'm talking
about the real leader.
513
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,971
Keith.
514
00:18:25,973 --> 00:18:28,107
What?
No. I'm not the leader.
515
00:18:28,109 --> 00:18:29,975
You think
he's in charge?!
516
00:18:29,977 --> 00:18:31,576
I rode a man here today!
517
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:34,313
Keith, can you tell Chet
to calm down?
518
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:39,318
You think you're gonna tell me
what to do now?
519
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,320
No, Chet.
I'd never.
[ Blade clicks ]
520
00:18:41,322 --> 00:18:42,521
I-I swear!
521
00:18:42,523 --> 00:18:47,793
♪♪
522
00:18:47,795 --> 00:18:49,060
Did he get me?
523
00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:51,530
Do you guys like me?
524
00:18:51,532 --> 00:18:53,598
[ Body thuds ]
525
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,066
♪♪
526
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:57,536
Okay.
527
00:18:57,538 --> 00:18:59,671
You want me?
528
00:18:59,673 --> 00:19:01,140
You got me.
529
00:19:01,142 --> 00:19:04,343
Let's fight,
little boy.
530
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:10,482
Whatever happens next,
531
00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:12,884
I just wanted to say...
532
00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:14,486
you're not
a total brat.
533
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:16,688
And if one day,
534
00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:18,490
I'm lucky enough to --
535
00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:21,426
♪♪
536
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:24,029
[ Moaning softly ]
537
00:19:24,031 --> 00:19:26,431
♪♪
538
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,633
Ugh. Oh, God.
No. God. Ew.
539
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,101
Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
540
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:32,237
What?!
Sorry. Sorry.
That was just...
541
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:34,039
What?!
...so much tongue.
542
00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:35,707
It was like...
It was a lot, yeah.
543
00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:37,709
Like a friggin' eel
in there.
Yeah.
544
00:19:37,711 --> 00:19:39,110
Oh, my God!
What is wrong with you?
545
00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:40,512
First, you're obsessed
with me,
546
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:41,847
and now you reject me?
Screw you!
547
00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:42,981
No, no. no, no.
Jess, Jess, Jess, Jess.
548
00:19:42,983 --> 00:19:45,717
I'm not rejecting you.
It's just...
549
00:19:45,719 --> 00:19:46,986
[ Exhales sharply ]
550
00:19:46,988 --> 00:19:50,789
...that kiss
made me realize...
551
00:19:50,791 --> 00:19:53,324
I don't want
19-year-old Jess.
552
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:57,529
I want the amazing,
grown-ass,
553
00:19:57,531 --> 00:20:03,602
right-amount-of-tongue-using
woman that she becomes.
554
00:20:03,604 --> 00:20:06,004
I want...
555
00:20:06,006 --> 00:20:07,338
[Imitates Borat]
My wife.
556
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,673
Oh, my God.
557
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:12,010
♪♪
558
00:20:12,012 --> 00:20:14,847
Gross, old Jess
is lucky to have you.
559
00:20:16,817 --> 00:20:18,483
[ Exhales sharply ]
560
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:24,756
♪♪
561
00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:26,625
[ Sighs ]
562
00:20:26,627 --> 00:20:29,895
♪♪
563
00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:31,430
[ Normal voice ] Yeah!
564
00:20:31,432 --> 00:20:33,031
-We did it!
-Whoo!
565
00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:34,699
Get it, girl!
[ Laughs ]
566
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:37,836
What?!
W-W-W-Why didn't she fry?
567
00:20:37,838 --> 00:20:39,037
[ Device beeps ]
568
00:20:39,039 --> 00:20:41,372
Her bracelet
is not responding.
569
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,108
Oh, Jesus, woman.
570
00:20:43,110 --> 00:20:44,643
Get down there now.
She's --
571
00:20:44,645 --> 00:20:48,113
Almost there.
Hang in there, Karen.
572
00:20:48,115 --> 00:20:49,380
I'm not gonna let you --
573
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,782
Die!
574
00:20:50,784 --> 00:20:52,050
I'm gonna crack your skull open,
575
00:20:52,052 --> 00:20:53,852
and I'm gonna drink
your brain juice!
576
00:20:53,854 --> 00:20:55,787
You got this, Owen!
Just don't let him --
577
00:20:55,789 --> 00:20:57,089
[Bleep] me.
578
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:01,060
How do I turn this thing off?
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