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Previously on "Wrecked"...
I'm going to break you
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and watch you hunt each other
to the death.
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[ Electricity zapping ]
Jess!
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-Where am I?
-She thinks she's in college.
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-You live in L.A.?
-Jess has a boner for Pack.
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Owen:
Guys, can we focus, please?
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Namely on how we're
gonna get out of this
"Hunger Games" knockoff?
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[ Horn sounds ]
[ Screams ]
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Karen, please.
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Wait!
Declan told me that --
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Errol: Wait, wait. Who was it?!
Who -- Who shot him?!
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Holy shit.
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Owen:
Guys, can we focus, please?
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Namely on how we're
gonna get out of this
"Hunger Games" knockoff?
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-This can't be real.
-Oh, it's real, pal.
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You take my girl,
I take your life.
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Todd,
I didn't do anything.
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This is between
you and Jess.
Wrong!
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This is between
you and Derek Punchly.
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Who's Derek Punchly?
My fist!
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And he brought his twin brother,
Timmy Cold-cock.
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If they're twins, why
do they have different
last names, you idiot?
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Pack, we should team up. We'll
have a better shot of surviving
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if we hunt together.
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I mean, not like
together-together.
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I mean, unless you,
like, wanted to hunt
together-together.
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Jess, listen,
I'm very flattered,
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but I just don't think
the timing's right.
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-Oh, my God. Totally.
-It's not you.
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It's just that your
ex-husband's trying
to murder me, you know.
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Yeah. I mean, this is,
like, whatever?
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We should just hunt together
casually, you know.
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Hey, Jess. I know you.
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You don't actually like
this needle dick.
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You just -- You always
had a boyfriend.
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You don't think you can
do things on your own.
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Oh, my God!
That is not true!
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I love being alone.
You can, like, really
hear your thoughts.
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Todd, Jess and I are not hunting
together, I swear!
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We wouldn't --
This is not --
[ Horn sounds ]
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♪♪
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[ Screams ]
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Pack, wait!
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♪♪
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Hell, yeah.
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Hey, Pack!
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I'm about to go all
Bat-niss Everdeen on your ass.
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'Cause of the bat
and...the arrows and --
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Whatever! You're dead!
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Stop following me!
No! I'm not
doing this alone!
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I'll literally die!
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-Aah!
-Are you okay?
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[ Panting ]
Todd: Hey, Pack!
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I'm gonna rip your nuts
outta your mouth!
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Oh, God! Quick,
cover me in leaves.
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It's the only way!
But where should I hide?
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Anywhere but here!
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Jess, wait!
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Can you cover my face?
I can't do it and keep
my arms covered.
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Thank you!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
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[ Scoffs ]
Well, well, well.
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What do we have...
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here?!
[ Screams ]
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Oh, God! I'm sorry!
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It's not my fault
Jess likes me.
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I'm just really charming.
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Yeah, well,
I'm pissed!
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And it feels like
your fault,
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so I'm just gonna
take it out on you!
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Aah!
[ Yells ]
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[ Grunts ]
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Oh, my God.
Did I just kill him?
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[ Groans softly ]
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No.
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You conked him.
Where did that come from?
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Oh, I was in color guard
in high school.
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You mean the nerd cheerleaders
that wave big flags around?
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Uhh, no.
I mean the cool cheerleaders
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who don't dress like hookers.
And we don't wave flags.
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We spin them.
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Wow. You can
really handle that thing.
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I don't want to brag,
but we made state
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with this killer
Whitney Houston routine.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
Listen, Jess.
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I think we should
hunt together.
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Like, together-together.
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Oh, my God.
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Really? Okay. [ Chuckles ]
All right.
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So, we should double back and go
on the offensive, right?
[ Grunting ]
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Put this stick to use.
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Yeah, that is
a great idea.
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I really like that idea,
but I was thinking
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we use your stick
to walk, right?
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And then maybe we turn
that walk into a run,
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and then we run
directly into a hiding spot.
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And if anyone finds us,
you can protect us with your...
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stick stuff.
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What do you say...
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babe?
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Okay.
Let's hide.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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♪♪
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The hell?
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Pretty trippy,
huh, Todd?
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Rob Corddry?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Second lead
on HBO's "Ballers"?
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I'm gonna have
to stop you right there.
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Uh, I'm not
"the second lead".
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It's a two-hander.
It's me and The Rock.
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Wait.
What's going on?
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Where's Jess?
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I was just about
to thump on Pack, and --
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And now you're there.
[ Gasps ]
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Am I dead?
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No. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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Not yet.
This all around you?
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This -- This thing,
most of those --
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This is the realm
of your unconscious.
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Lucky for you, you got me
to guide you through it.
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You're telling me Rob Corddry
is my spirit guide?
Yeah.
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Oh, hell, yeah, my dude!
[ Laughs ]
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Whoo!
We're gonna get naughty.
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What!
Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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If you're here,
that means -- No.
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No! Oh, yeah.
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I smell
what we're cooking.
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Where is he, huh?
Where is The Rock?
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[ Laughs ]
No.
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Where are you, D,
you big boy?
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Actually,
he's not here, okay?
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It's just me, no Rock.
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Oh.
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D.J.'s shooting, like, nine
movies right now, okay?
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I think he's a little
busy for some random
dude's dream sequence.
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Me, on the other hand,
huh?
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Come on,
hit that shit, man!
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Boom! Ballers.
Ballers.
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[ Laughs ] Nice. So, this is
what's gonna happen.
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We are gonna
step through that door,
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and you are gonna learn
a lesson about you.
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And if I don't,
then what?
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That guy shits his pants
or something?
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Yeah, he'll shit his pants
again...probably.
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But if you don't learn
why you're here,
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this Todd, the real Todd,
will never wake up again.
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Oh, [bleep]
I know, right?
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Shall we?
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Hey, so "Hot Tub Time Machine,"
that wasn't real, right?
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Are you asking me
if the hot tub
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was a real time machine?
Just answer the question.
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You don't have to be a dick
about it. Was it real?
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Okay, well, what if we hide
down there in that ditch?
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[ Laughing ] Okay.
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Are you trying to drown
in flood water?
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No, no, no. Jess...
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hiding is all about
anticipating danger.
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And the way we --
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-Is that a cave?
-No.
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It's the perfect
hiding spot.
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[ Laughs ]
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Well, let's just say
my hidey senses are a-tingling.
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Something tells me we're gonna
be totally fine.
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[ Texas accent ]
Stop right there.
[ Squeaks ]
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Oh, God, please.
I don't want to die, please.
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Little buddy?
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Big Bruce!
Hot damn!
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I thought that was you!
[ Shouting ]
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I can't believe
y'all are still alive.
It's so good to see you.
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Hey, Chet, get on out here!
See who's here!
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Hey!
Right on.
It's Pack and Jess.
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Do I know them?
Ye-Yeah.
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They're from
the plane crash.
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It's -- It's Bruce
and Chet.
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Uh, these guys.
Yeah.
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Oh, come on, Jess.
You remember me. Bruce.
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Bruuuuce.
Unforch,
she doesn't.
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She got a little bit
of a head trauma.
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Thinks she's 18.
Whoa. Hi, I'm Chet.
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You should know that we banged
and both jizzed, so...
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Sorry about your noggin.
Thanks.
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So, Bruce, what's the deal?
Is this your cave?
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Hell, yeah, it is.
Come on in!
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Pack: Oh, wow!
It's so small.
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♪♪
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[ Metal crashing ]
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[ Screams ]
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[ Beeps ]
[ Grunts ]
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[ Beeps ]
[ Screams ]
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[ Toilet flushes ]
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-A moment, sir?
-What? Not now, Martha.
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Steve and that ragged old cow
are going toe-to-toe.
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Half-Pint and The Hot One
have disappeared.
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-What do you mean?
-I've lost them on the feed.
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Well, do your bloody job
and find them.
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Oh, whoa.
[ Shudders ]
[ Chuckles ]
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That is a freakin'
wild ride.
Right?
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Ah.
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Where the hell are we?
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You're about to find out.
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[ Glasses clunk ]
Now, watch and learn.
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Greg Graff?
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Oh, my God.
This friggin' punk bully.
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He made my life hell
in middle school.
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Yeah, but what you
didn't know was that Greg
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was going through
his own hell.
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Greg's Mom: Oh, you moron!
You sunk all our money
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into a self-cleaning
toilet business?
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Greg's Dad:
Yeah, Wanda, I did because
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it's a good investment!
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People are always gonna
have to take a shit.
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So, probably see Greg a little
differently now, huh?
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Hey.
Go to him.
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♪♪
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Hey.
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Come on, man.
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[ Shouting ] Boom!
-Oh! What?!
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Oh! I'm a little
bigger now, huh, Greg?!
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Todd!
What the hell!
Yeah.
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You just met my good friend,
Derek Punchly!
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Whoo.
Jesus, man. No.
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You were supposed to see that
he only lashed out at you
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because of what he was
going through at home.
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Who gives a shit, man?
My mom was a hard ass.
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Didn't turn me
into a bully.
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You just punched a child.
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-Is that all you got, pussy?
-What'd you say?
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[ Spits ]
Whoa!
Wow!
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All right, dude.
Let's go, man! Come on!
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Yeah, you better thank
Rob Corddry,
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'cause he just saved
your life, bitch!
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And by that time,
the life raft
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was nothing
but a pile of driftwood.
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And that's when
the birds came --
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about a dozen of 'em,
circling.
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[ Pops tongue ]
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Plucked Beth
right out of the water
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and into the sky.
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I ain't never seen birds work
together like that before.
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And thankfully, we washed up
on shore that night.
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What about you, Chet?
What happened after the gorilla?
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You mean...
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00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:43,942
after you
abandoned me to die?
245
00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,610
[ Gulps ]
246
00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:48,213
Nada mucho, actually.
Just dipped about for a while.
247
00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,949
Ate some funny berries,
shot out a runny shit.
248
00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,817
Literally walked
right into Bruce.
249
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,286
[ Nervous laughter ]
250
00:10:54,288 --> 00:10:57,956
Hey, what about y'all?
Where y'all been?
251
00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:00,492
Listen, I don't know
how to say this.
252
00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:02,094
It's just us now.
253
00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,829
The gorilla --
It killed the others.
254
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:05,898
Oh, shit.
Whoa.
255
00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:07,766
Yeah, it tore them all
to pieces
256
00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,701
with its big
monkey hands.
257
00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,503
Jesus.
258
00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:14,639
Apes and birds, man.
Apes and birds.
259
00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:16,508
Pack, can I -- can I speak
to you for a second?
260
00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:19,844
Just --
Of course.
261
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,780
Excuse her.
262
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,382
She's numb from grief.
263
00:11:23,384 --> 00:11:25,584
[ Whispering ] What
are you doing? We have
to tell them the truth.
264
00:11:25,586 --> 00:11:27,452
If they know about the hunt,
they could think the others
265
00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,454
are gonna follow us here
and kill them.
266
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:31,189
They'll kick us out
of the cave.
267
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,392
My sorority big always says,
"Honesty is the best policy.
268
00:11:33,394 --> 00:11:35,059
Now tell us
why you're fat."
269
00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:38,196
We have to come clean.
This is our only shot.
270
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,399
Declan clearly doesn't know
this place exists.
271
00:11:40,401 --> 00:11:42,400
Well, maybe they
can help us defeat Declan.
272
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,603
I mean, they don't
have bracelets. We
can save everyone.
273
00:11:44,605 --> 00:11:47,139
Save everyone?
274
00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:48,807
Are you listening
to yourself?
275
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,743
You're being so selfish.
276
00:11:50,745 --> 00:11:53,011
I'm trying to protect us.
277
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,948
You're doing this...
for us?
278
00:11:55,950 --> 00:12:00,219
Of course. So just...
don't rock the boat.
279
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,423
Todd:
What do you say we take one of
these magic doors back in time
280
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:09,828
to, like, the first Hooters
or something, you know?
When silicone was good.
281
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,496
Hey!
282
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:15,167
My glasses. Found 'em.
[ Glasses clatter ]
283
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:18,103
Oh, my God.
That's 8-year-old me!
284
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,638
'Sup, playboy?
285
00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:23,508
Whoo, he is a handsome
little sucker, huh?
286
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:26,044
You said your mom
was a real hardass, right?
287
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,646
You remember this day?
288
00:12:27,648 --> 00:12:29,914
[ Door shuts ]
Come on, Todd.
We're leaving.
289
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,516
But you promised
me a lollipop.
290
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,786
[ Gritted teeth ] Shut up,
you little crybaby.
291
00:12:33,788 --> 00:12:37,055
Ow.
292
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:38,857
See?
She's mean as hell.
293
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:42,527
Yeah, but do you ever why
she was so mean to you?
294
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,062
And sna--
295
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:45,864
Please, this loan,
296
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:49,468
i-it's the only way I can get
Todd into the good schools.
297
00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:52,136
Y-You know how rough
Scottsdale Public is.
298
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,806
He -- He'll never survive.
299
00:12:53,808 --> 00:12:55,874
I'm sorry.
300
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,876
Your credit is dog shit.
301
00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:06,685
♪♪
302
00:13:06,687 --> 00:13:08,487
[ Muffled ]
Come on, Todd, we're leaving.
303
00:13:08,489 --> 00:13:11,490
Your mother taught you to mask
feelings of hurt and sadness
304
00:13:11,492 --> 00:13:15,227
with displays of aggression.
Classic cycle.
305
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:18,096
Do you understand
that now?
306
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:21,233
Yeah, I understand...
307
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:23,902
that this butt sniffer should've
given my mom a loan.
308
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,103
Boom!
-Oh, my God!
309
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,638
-Eat it, moneybags!
-No!
310
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,508
-And I ruled Scottsdale Public.
-What are you do--
311
00:13:29,510 --> 00:13:31,510
H-How are you not getting this?
Are you thick?
312
00:13:31,512 --> 00:13:33,912
Hey, watch it, Cords.
It's still my head.
313
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:36,048
I'll think your dick off.
What?
314
00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:38,717
[ Laughter ]
315
00:13:38,719 --> 00:13:41,920
Boy, I haven't heard that sound
for a time.
316
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,455
What?
317
00:13:43,457 --> 00:13:46,324
Laughter.
318
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,260
What with this group's
been through,
319
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:51,063
I didn't think any of us
were ever gonna laugh again.
320
00:13:51,065 --> 00:13:52,731
Heck, what am I
telling you for?
321
00:13:52,733 --> 00:13:55,600
You had to watch an ape tear
apart all your friends.
322
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,135
Yeah.
323
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,737
Even so,
324
00:13:58,739 --> 00:14:01,139
I can't help but think that
we've turned a corner.
325
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,742
Maybe we can actually find
peace on this island,
326
00:14:03,744 --> 00:14:06,611
love one another,
live in harmony,
327
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:11,149
actually be 100% safe,
you know?
328
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,551
[ Chuckles ]
329
00:14:12,553 --> 00:14:14,419
Aw, heck.
Listen to me babble on.
330
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:18,223
Pay me no mind, Jess.
I'm just an old fool.
331
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,359
Listen, Bruce.
332
00:14:20,361 --> 00:14:22,160
I have
to tell you something.
333
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,828
Pack: Hey, Bruce.
334
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:26,699
Listen, man,
I hate to be that guy,
335
00:14:26,701 --> 00:14:29,434
but the sleeping spot
you gave us is...
336
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:34,839
sort of craggy,
so I was wondering if --
337
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:37,709
What's happening?
338
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,644
Hey! Dude.
339
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,914
You're being very un-Baller
right now.
340
00:14:41,916 --> 00:14:45,183
I'm just trying to help you
wake up, man.
Really?
341
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,986
But if all you wanna do
is fight, go ahead.
342
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,054
Knock yourself out.
343
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,924
♪♪
344
00:14:51,926 --> 00:14:53,726
[ Laughing ] What?
345
00:14:53,728 --> 00:14:55,660
Hell, yeah!
346
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,596
This guy
is swole patrol.
347
00:14:57,598 --> 00:15:00,198
What's up,
Cobra Kai Todd?
348
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,535
Hell, yeah.
What's up, little bitch?
349
00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:05,070
What did you say
to me, dude?
350
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,471
And Declan and his friends
351
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,073
are just watching
from the mansion,
352
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,474
like it's a sport.
353
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,810
So, you're saying there can only
be one survivor?
354
00:15:11,812 --> 00:15:13,478
Yeah.
355
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,747
Well, then, I guess we don't
have much of a choice, do we?
356
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,083
[ Stammering ] Well, hold on --
hold on a second, Chester, now.
357
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,684
They don't even know
we're here.
358
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,886
As long as they don't
spot us, we're safe.
359
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:22,755
[ Whirring approaches ]
360
00:15:22,757 --> 00:15:26,024
[ Gasps ]
Oh!
361
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,359
Oh, shit.
362
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,361
Martha:
Oh, shit.
363
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:31,696
They know we're here.
364
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,565
Chet: Well...
365
00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:35,834
then I guess it's begun!
[ Screaming ]
366
00:15:35,836 --> 00:15:37,702
Damn, son a bitch!
Where'd you get
another knife?!
367
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:41,039
Old Chester always has a second
switchblade, ass balls!
368
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,707
Don't you get it?!
369
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,043
There can only be
one survivor!
370
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,111
Okay.
Hang on a second!
371
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,579
[ Shouts ]
Oh, God!
372
00:15:47,581 --> 00:15:50,282
[ Screaming ]
373
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,759
I told you
not to tell them.
Chet, stop!
374
00:16:00,761 --> 00:16:01,960
Sooner or later,
this Derclan guy
375
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,495
is gonna pull us
all into this.
376
00:16:03,497 --> 00:16:05,230
It's "Lawrence of the Flies,"
babies,
377
00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:08,767
and I aim to be Lawrence.
You think it's
"Lawrence of the Flies"?
378
00:16:08,769 --> 00:16:11,236
Everybody, rush him!
[ Shouting ]
379
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,438
[ Grunts ]
[ All shouting ]
380
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,507
Let the games begin!
381
00:16:15,509 --> 00:16:19,178
[ Laughs ]
382
00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:22,781
[ Growling ] You. You led
that metal bird straight to us.
383
00:16:22,783 --> 00:16:25,517
You brought death
to our door step.
384
00:16:25,519 --> 00:16:28,920
Get him!
Quick, Jess! Use your stick
to protect us!
385
00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:31,322
What? You're the dude.
You're supposed to protect me.
386
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,924
[ Whimpers, screams ]
387
00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:34,893
[ Screaming ]
God damn it!
388
00:16:37,798 --> 00:16:39,531
Start something,
you little bitch.
389
00:16:39,533 --> 00:16:41,132
I'm right here, bitch.
Start something.
390
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,468
You go ahead, bro.
Start something.
No, you start something.
391
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:46,805
I'm right here, dude.
Oh, for the love of Christ,
one of you start something.
392
00:16:46,807 --> 00:16:48,473
You're running out of time.
393
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,876
Both: Copy that, Cords.
394
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:54,145
Ha!
Two Todds enter.
395
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,346
Aah!
[ Grunts ]
396
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,548
[ Screams ]
Ha!
397
00:16:56,550 --> 00:16:58,217
[ Groaning ]
398
00:16:58,219 --> 00:17:01,420
One Todd leaves!
399
00:17:01,422 --> 00:17:05,156
[ Grunting ]
400
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:08,227
Aah! Ha-ah!
401
00:17:08,229 --> 00:17:10,762
[ Bones snapping, grunting ]
402
00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:13,032
[ Groaning ]
And good night.
403
00:17:13,034 --> 00:17:15,100
Whoo!
404
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:16,701
-Good.
-Oh, boy.
405
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,304
Never doubt the twins.
You see that, Corddry?
406
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:22,373
Oh, you think
you kicked his ass?
407
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,775
Uhh, yeah.
408
00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:25,644
He didn't land
a single punch.
409
00:17:25,646 --> 00:17:29,380
Then maybe you should take
a look at this.
410
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,050
Whoa.
411
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:34,119
I guess he did get
some shots in, huh?
412
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,187
What? No!
413
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,522
Jesus Christ.
414
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:38,924
Do I have to spell
this out for you?
415
00:17:38,926 --> 00:17:43,829
You. Did. This. To...
416
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,466
...you.
417
00:17:47,468 --> 00:17:50,469
I...kicked my own ass?
418
00:17:50,471 --> 00:17:51,937
[ Laughing ]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
419
00:17:51,939 --> 00:17:55,074
That means...whenever
I choose aggression,
420
00:17:55,076 --> 00:17:56,542
I'm only hurting...
421
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,346
...myself.
Oh!
422
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:04,616
[ Laughs ] Wow. Yes!
423
00:18:04,618 --> 00:18:06,551
Mwah! Yes, finally.
424
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,019
Oh, God.
425
00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:09,821
To think it only took you
three tries
426
00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:12,291
and a super-on-the-nose
metaphor to get you there.
427
00:18:12,293 --> 00:18:13,959
I know what I need
to do now.
428
00:18:13,961 --> 00:18:15,894
Well, I'll be
seeing you, Todd.
429
00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:18,097
Thanks, "Ballers'"
Rob Corddry.
430
00:18:18,099 --> 00:18:20,365
Mm-hmm.
431
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:22,101
Hey.
432
00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:25,704
You want to know why my brain
chose you, Cords?
433
00:18:25,706 --> 00:18:27,773
'Cause The Rock may be
the pecs and the abs
434
00:18:27,775 --> 00:18:30,842
and the ass
of that show...
435
00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:33,444
but you're the heart.
436
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,114
Thank you, Todd.
437
00:18:35,116 --> 00:18:37,449
But next time, you know,
tell The Rock --
438
00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:39,184
Get the [bleep]
outta here.
439
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:40,652
You got it, boss.
440
00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:45,657
[ Inhales sharply ]
441
00:18:45,659 --> 00:18:48,193
♪♪
442
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,461
[ Groans ]
443
00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:51,130
[ Animal chittering ]
444
00:18:51,132 --> 00:18:53,999
Bruce:
Now, Jess, I don't feel good
whomping on a girl.
445
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:55,801
When those birds
snatched Beth,
446
00:18:55,803 --> 00:19:00,005
I made a promise to these people
to protect them.
447
00:19:00,007 --> 00:19:01,606
[ Whitney Houston's
"I Wanna Dance" plays ]
448
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:05,210
♪ Ahh ♪
449
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:07,212
♪ Yeah ♪
450
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,214
Let's do this.
♪ Whoo! ♪
451
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:11,683
[ Grunting ]
452
00:19:11,685 --> 00:19:13,885
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
453
00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:15,821
♪ Huh ♪
454
00:19:15,823 --> 00:19:19,758
♪ Ooh, yeah, uh-huh ♪
455
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:23,428
♪ Yeah ♪
456
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,896
♪ I want to dance ♪
457
00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:28,767
♪ Oh, I wanna dance
with somebody ♪
458
00:19:28,769 --> 00:19:32,371
♪ I wanna feel the heat
with somebody ♪
459
00:19:32,373 --> 00:19:34,039
♪ Yeah, I wanna dance
with somebody ♪
460
00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:37,042
[ Shouting ]
461
00:19:37,044 --> 00:19:41,080
♪ With somebody
who loves me ♪
462
00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:47,452
Aah!
[ Groans ]
Jesus!
463
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:48,854
[ Screams ]
464
00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:49,988
No, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
465
00:19:49,990 --> 00:19:52,257
Please, please
don't kill me. Please!
466
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:53,925
Relax, bud.
467
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:55,794
I don't want to thrash you
anymore.
468
00:19:55,796 --> 00:19:59,264
Really?
Come on. Really.
469
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,331
Let's just say
470
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:04,135
Rob Corddry taught me
how to be a better man.
471
00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:05,404
What?
472
00:20:05,406 --> 00:20:06,738
Where's Jess?
473
00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:10,675
Right here.
474
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,611
You're alive.
475
00:20:12,613 --> 00:20:14,746
Duh. I can
take care of myself.
476
00:20:14,748 --> 00:20:16,147
Sick.
477
00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:18,283
Listen, Jess, I just
wanted to say that --
478
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:20,685
Ow!
You abandoned me back there,
you little wiener!
479
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:24,289
It's not my fault!
You told everyone,
and they freaked out.
480
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,291
[ Woman screams ]
481
00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:27,559
Was that Florence?
482
00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:28,894
She could be
in trouble.
483
00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:30,361
Come on!
484
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:33,031
Jess. Wait!
485
00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:36,167
What the --
Wait for me!
486
00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:37,236
Wait!
487
00:20:37,238 --> 00:20:39,438
There's something
I need to tell you.
488
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,972
Declan told me that --
489
00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:42,507
[ Gasping ]
490
00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:45,644
Wait for me!
491
00:20:45,646 --> 00:20:47,045
What happened?
492
00:20:47,047 --> 00:20:48,447
Jess:
They killed Steve.
493
00:20:48,449 --> 00:20:50,015
Oh, my God.
494
00:20:52,053 --> 00:20:55,320
Holy shit.
495
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:56,922
[ Laughs ]
496
00:20:56,924 --> 00:21:00,125
Game on, babies!
Chet's in The Hunt now!
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