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Wouldn't it be crazy
if this plane just --
[ Screaming ]
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Last season on "Wrecked"...
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We're pirates, mother--
[ Screaming ]
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They're gonna kill us!
So we'll take 'em out
all at once.
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[ Groaning ]
[ Yells ]
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My friends and I
are going home.
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The pirates came here
on a cruise ship?
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-Me and Todd --
-We're getting married!
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I have feelings for you!
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I have feelings for you,
too!
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Luther?
Yes?
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Karen: Abandon ship!
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I thought
I was gonna die in here,
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but instead, I met you,
my new best friend.
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We got land!
[ All cheering ]
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We're alive!
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[ All cheering ]
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Luther!!
He stood on a land mine!
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[ All screaming ]
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♪♪
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[ Panting ]
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[ Gunshot ]
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[ Gunshot ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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What the hell?
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[ Arrow thuds ]
[ Grunts ]
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♪♪
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Oh, come on!
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[ Chuckles ] Whoo!
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Got him!
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What's that,
three years in a row?
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How did I do it?
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I wore the wrong boots.
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They're too tight.
I can't run in 'em, okay?!
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God damn it!
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Well, Errol,
how 'bout you?
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How's the, uh,
night-vision thing?
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Was that a big help?
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You know what, dude?
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You're being
a real bully, okay?
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Come on.
Yeah, you are. You are.
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We're all here
having a good time,
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we all running through
the jungle like friends,
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and then all of a sudden
you're acting like a jerk.
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-A jerk?
-Yeah.
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-Is that what I'm being?
-Yeah, you're being a real jerk.
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Really?
You think that's fair?
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You think that
your jokes are funny.
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They're not funny.
I'm not -- I'm just...
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[ Coughs ]
[ Indistinct arguing ]
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-I found it!
-Hold on. H-Hold on.
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This guy's trying to
say something.
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What is it?
[ Weakly ] Go to hell.
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Okay, see, this is exactly why
we call you "Mumbles."
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You have to enunciate.
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[ Coughs, spits ]
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Uh...
Oh.
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[ Laughing ] Ew!
Gross!
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That is gross.
Have some class.
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One day someone's gonna land
on this island
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and they're not gonna play
your games.
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No.
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They'll be smart and brave,
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and they'll kill you.
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Oh, yeah?
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And who might that be?
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[ Screaming ]
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Seriously?!
Can we not catch one break?!
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♪♪
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So, what? There could be
land mines anywhere?
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We don't know that.
It could've been just one --
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just one rogue land mine
washed up on the shore --
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[ All screaming ]
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Maybe it was just the two.
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[ Screaming ]
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Okay!
Everybody, stay where you are!
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We need to come up with a plan
to get off this beach.
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Well, I don't have one.
I was just --
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Okay, well, it just sounded like
you had a plan.
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Yeah, I just thought you'd have
some blowhard plan by now.
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I have a couple of seeds.
I'm just kind of --
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They're not really --
I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
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All right, I think it's pretty
obvious what needs to happen.
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Someone needs to walk
off the beach.
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And if, knock on wood,
that person makes it out alive,
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we use their footprints
to escape.
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But who goes?
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Listen -- there are only nine
of us left.
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The person with the least value
should go.
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Now, Jess,
you're great for morale.
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I think you're
an absolute delight.
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Aww. Karen.
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But physically,
you're a goddamn liability.
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You have virtually
no upper-body strength.
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-What?
-That's rough.
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Hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey!
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No one makes my wife walk
through a bunch of land mines.
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Thanks, babe.
You got it, babe.
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Now,
if we're gonna choose,
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we're gonna choose fairly
and humanely.
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Nose goes.
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-Oh!
-Oh!
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Pack: Oh, it's Steve!
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Steve's got to go.
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Fair is fair.
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Someone tell Steve he's got
to walk off the beach,
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probably blow up.
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Florence?
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What?
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♪♪
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Steve?
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Hey, Steve!
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Whattya got there, bud?
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Luther's hand!
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Oh.
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Oh, no.
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I figured if -- if I can collect
enough of him,
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uh, we can fix him.
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There's a lot they can do
these days.
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They cloned that sheep.
So that'll probably work.
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Or there's that
Jonathan Depp movie
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where they uploaded his brain
into a Macintosh.
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Oh, my God.
You guys, he c-- he can't go.
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Look how sad he is.
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Hey! Old man Steve!
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We all played Nose goes
and we won and you lost!
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You got to walk your ass
off the beach
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so we can see
if you blow up, okay?!
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-What?!
-Yeah.
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-No!
-You lost the game, though.
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-You kind of have to.
-We played Nose goes.
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[ All shouting ]
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Okay, I have a plan.
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We do nothing.
What?
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Somebody buried
these land mines, right?
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Someone is here.
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And that means
that somebody heard
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whoever that guy was explode,
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and that means
that they will come to us.
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But if no one comes, huh?
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What are we supposed to do here,
just starve?
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It may not look like much,
but this body
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takes some serious cals
to maintain,
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and Daddy's already
pretty hungry.
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Well, would Daddy rather
be pretty hungry,
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or would Daddy like to see
someone else
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blown into a fine mist?
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Huh? Which one?
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A hungry daddy.
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Okay.
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So then we wait.
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We wait.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Screams ]
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-I've got you!
-Aah!
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[ Indistinct conversations,
utensils clinking ]
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Now,
before everyone digs in,
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just remember,
we have to ration this food.
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We don't know when it is
that we'll eat again.
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I'm kidding!
[ Laughter ]
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I'm kidding!
We're not on the island anymore.
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We're obviously in the future --
some of us have mustaches.
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Ah! Yeah!
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Uh, Daniel Jr.!
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Other Daniel Jr.!
Come here.
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♪♪
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All right.
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Did I ever tell you boys about
the time that your Uncle Danny
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saved us from exploding?
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Hmm?
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There we were,
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trapped on a beach that
was filled with land mines,
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and no one knew what to do.
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But then your Uncle Danny --
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He just stood up,
and he walked off that beach.
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And he saved us.
Mm-hmm.
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And do you know
how he did it?
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Hmm?
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He believed.
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♪♪
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Go wake your uncle up.
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Wake him up.
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Wake him up.
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Get up!
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Owen.
Owen, wake up.
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Hmm.
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I'm not afraid.
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I'm not afraid anymore.
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What?
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Hey, do you guys mind
speaking up?!
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I can't hear anything!
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They were so beautiful.
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Who?
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Your boys.
The Daniels.
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What are you talking about?
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[ Scope clicks ]
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♪♪
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Hey!
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Hey!!
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Come back here, you...
you weird bush!
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Y-You blew up
my best friend!
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You're not fooling anyone,
you bush!
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We're not gonna die,
not here.
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We just have to believe.
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Oh, Danny! Hey! Wait!
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-No! Oh.
-Danny! Danny!
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Click ]
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Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
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I stepped on a land mine!
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[ Sobs ]
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Idiot!
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I don't want to die!
I don't want to die!
I don't want to die!
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You!
You! This is your fault!
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You lied to me right
through your stupid mustache!
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What did you say to him?
I didn't say anything.
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[ Danny groans ]
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Uh, guys, Steve is walking
right towards us.
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[ All shouting ]
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I saw someone
in the jungle.
What?
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He ran off, but whoever it was,
he put these land mines down.
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He killed Luther.
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And I'm going after him.
What?
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[ All shouting ]
Oh, please stop walking!
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Sorry. Can I just --
I'm gonna have to...
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Can I just...
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[ Grunting ]
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Thank you.
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What do we do now?
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Find whoever the hell
Steve saw.
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If someone else is here,
maybe they can help Danny.
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Okay, you guys,
go after Steve.
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We'll wait here
with Danny.
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Single file!
Single file, you guys!
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-...the steps.
-Watch the...
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Yeah, you really bungled
that one.
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All right, you're good.
You'll make it.
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We love you, Danny.
Bye.
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If things get hairy, Danny might
want to take his own life.
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Here.
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-A switchblade.
-Yeah, big time.
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-Thank you, Chet.
-No, no. Thank you.
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♪♪
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They'll find help, right?
Steve's got this.
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Yeah, yeah.
Steve's totally got this.
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We're gonna have to save Danny
ourselves, aren't we?
Yeah, I think so. We will.
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Yeah.
For sure.
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Easy. Just keep your foot
on that trigger.
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We're gonna get you
off this thing.
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I just got to think.
I got to...
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Think, Owen, think!
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Danny, why would you just
walk out here like that?
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It was stupid.
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I had a vision, all right?
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We were in the future,
all of us.
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We were
at this beautiful dinner.
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Owen's kids were there,
and -- and -- and --
262
00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,604
a-and he told them
that I saved us.
263
00:10:38,606 --> 00:10:40,872
Aww.
You saw our kids?
264
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,141
Owen's kids.
What's that, now?
265
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:46,011
They were Owen's kids
with his wife, Gwen.
266
00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:48,346
She's real, real pretty.
267
00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:49,948
Did she look like me
at all?
268
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,817
Let me think. No.
269
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:54,486
[ Spandau Ballet's
"True" plays ]
She was glowing --
270
00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:58,957
almost like she was pregnant,
but she wasn't.
271
00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,892
What?
Where was I?
272
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,227
Oh, you were there.
273
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:05,030
You were sitting
by the dessert table,
274
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:09,034
glaring at everybody,
holding a mug of wine.
275
00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:11,837
[ Scoffs ]
Well, was I with anyone?
276
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:14,106
Uh, kind of.
277
00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:17,109
I think his name
was "Dirty Craig."
278
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:21,046
Or at least that's
what people called him.
279
00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:24,716
My husband's name
was "Dirty Craig"?
280
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,051
[ Laughs ]
281
00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:28,186
Dirty Craig is not
the marryin' type.
282
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,322
Dirty Craig is a dog.
283
00:11:30,324 --> 00:11:31,923
They don't call him
"Clean Craig."
284
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,525
[ Laughs ]
Okay, I got it. I got it.
285
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,127
I got it. I got it.
Here's what we're gonna do --
286
00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:37,463
We are gonna dig a hole
around the land mine, right?
287
00:11:37,465 --> 00:11:39,397
Then we're gonna
lift the mine up,
288
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:42,267
and we're gonna wrap something
really tight around Danny's shoe
289
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,670
and the mine,
keeping the trigger down, okay?
290
00:11:44,672 --> 00:11:49,074
Then Danny will very slowly
remove his foot from the shoe,
291
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:52,344
leaving a land mine boot.
292
00:11:52,346 --> 00:11:54,813
We'll take that thing,
throw it away --
293
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:57,949
Boom! --
Danny's saved.
294
00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:00,085
What do you think?
295
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:02,688
No. Oh, my God, no.
Are you mad at me?
296
00:12:02,690 --> 00:12:04,222
Do you want me to die?
297
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,358
Okay, do you guys have
any ideas?
298
00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:10,362
Listen, I've seen every
action movie ever made.
299
00:12:10,364 --> 00:12:14,900
There's only one way to deal
with a bomb situation.
300
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,634
We got to defuse it.
301
00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:21,373
♪♪
302
00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:24,442
[ Sniffs ]
303
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,378
Karen: Steve, I don't see
any evidence of --
304
00:12:26,380 --> 00:12:28,780
Shh!
305
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,182
He came through here.
306
00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:33,385
[ Dramatic music plays ]
307
00:12:33,387 --> 00:12:36,722
He was running. Panicked.
308
00:12:36,724 --> 00:12:38,456
♪♪
309
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,657
Frantic.
310
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,393
He tripped...
311
00:12:41,395 --> 00:12:43,329
right into this bush.
312
00:12:43,331 --> 00:12:46,598
He laid here, terrified
of the one man on this island
313
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,800
that was capable
of killing him...
314
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,602
"Steve."
315
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:52,738
Steve.
316
00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:55,207
That's when he shit
his bush pants.
317
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:56,342
His what?
318
00:12:56,344 --> 00:12:57,876
-Bush pants.
-What are "bush pants"?
319
00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:02,280
Imagine a pair of pants,
and then imagine two bushes.
320
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,682
Now, get rid of the pants
from your memory,
321
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:07,419
reposition those bushes
where your pants would be,
322
00:13:07,421 --> 00:13:11,223
so he's wearing two --
two bushes.
323
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:12,424
Bush pants.
324
00:13:12,426 --> 00:13:13,825
I thought you said he was
wearing a suit.
325
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,762
A bush suit! Yeah!
326
00:13:16,764 --> 00:13:20,165
Made out of
twigs and bushes!
327
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,300
Nature! Nature wear!
328
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,636
Jesus,
just keep up with me!
329
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,972
Come on.
330
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,507
Are we sure Steve actually
saw someone?
331
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,309
No.
No, we are not.
332
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,779
Okay.
333
00:13:33,781 --> 00:13:36,382
Uh, you guys go ahead.
I'll catch up.
334
00:13:36,384 --> 00:13:38,283
I gotta pee with my penis.
335
00:13:40,588 --> 00:13:43,521
♪♪
336
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,591
Oh, my God.
337
00:13:45,593 --> 00:13:48,726
[ Laughs ]
338
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:55,601
♪♪
339
00:13:55,603 --> 00:13:58,537
[ Laughing ]
You're stupid assholes.
340
00:14:02,543 --> 00:14:04,976
Okay. Now there's always
some type of access
panel on the side.
341
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,445
Do you see a panel?
342
00:14:06,447 --> 00:14:08,247
Um...
343
00:14:08,249 --> 00:14:10,515
yeah, actually.
344
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,051
I take it it's fastened with,
what, four screws,
345
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:16,055
all flathead,
one in each corner?
346
00:14:16,057 --> 00:14:18,189
Yeah.
That's exactly right.
347
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,925
How many action movies
have you seen?
348
00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:21,526
All of them.
349
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,263
Now, we need to something
to unscrew it with.
350
00:14:24,265 --> 00:14:28,133
♪♪
351
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,534
I'll do it.
352
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:35,074
♪♪
353
00:14:35,076 --> 00:14:38,077
Easy.
I got it.
354
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:41,746
Easy.
I got it!
355
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:45,216
Sorry I've got these sweaty
little sausage fingers
356
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:48,353
and not delicate fairy hands
like Gwen.
357
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:49,488
Who?
358
00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:52,357
Gwen! You wife?
From Danny's dream?
359
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:54,025
That's a dream.
I don't even know a Gwen.
360
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,427
You know her well enough
to put two kids in her, okay?
361
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,029
Is this really a conversation
that we're having?
362
00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,430
Yeah, it is.
I don't even know
what you're talking about.
363
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,365
It hurt my feelings.
Guys, guys.
364
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,633
I'm standing on a bomb.
365
00:15:01,635 --> 00:15:03,902
Sorry. Okay. Go ahead.
Sorry.
366
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,637
All right. Now, once you get
that panel off,
367
00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:08,373
you're gonna see three wires --
red, blue, and green.
368
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,642
You're gonna want to cut
the red wire.
369
00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:13,845
Always cut the red wire.
Got it?
370
00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:22,655
♪♪
371
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,927
We're closing in.
372
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,129
Oh, my God. Again?
373
00:15:30,131 --> 00:15:31,462
Todd: Enough!
374
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:34,199
Steve, we've been out here
for hours.
375
00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:36,802
What are you doing?
376
00:15:36,804 --> 00:15:37,803
I'm tracking.
377
00:15:37,805 --> 00:15:40,339
No, you're not.
You're licking sticks.
378
00:15:40,341 --> 00:15:43,742
Dude, face it --
there's no one out here.
379
00:15:43,744 --> 00:15:45,410
I know what I saw.
380
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:48,413
I saw a man,
and that man was a bush.
381
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,949
Oh, it must have been
me, 'cause, here,
look, I'm in a bush.
382
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:53,352
[ Mockingly ] Oh, ho,
I'm the guy that Steve saw.
383
00:15:53,354 --> 00:15:54,953
Karen:
If we want to help Danny,
384
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:57,756
the best way to find someone
is to get to high ground.
385
00:15:57,758 --> 00:16:00,091
I got to agree with Karen
on this one.
386
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,828
Okay,
priority one is Danny.
387
00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:05,497
Look, guys, if we're not
looking out for each other,
388
00:16:05,499 --> 00:16:07,566
if we're not helping
one another,
389
00:16:07,568 --> 00:16:10,635
then what are we even doing,
you know?
390
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,304
Did you
just eat something?
391
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,439
What?
392
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,575
Did I --
Did I eat something?
393
00:16:16,577 --> 00:16:18,710
Really?
You think that I got food
394
00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:22,113
and just wouldn't bring it back
and share it with you guys?
395
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,849
Wow.
396
00:16:23,851 --> 00:16:25,250
You know what, Karen?
397
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,052
Go [bleep] yourself
398
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:29,654
for thinking I would ever turn
my back on my best friends!
399
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,257
You've got berry stains
all over your mouth.
400
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:39,064
There just wasn't enough
to share, okay, you guys?
401
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,599
[ All groaning ]
You shit.
402
00:16:40,601 --> 00:16:42,201
-Are you kidding me?
-You guys should be thanking me,
403
00:16:42,203 --> 00:16:45,537
okay, 'cause these berries
are making me feel very weird.
404
00:16:45,539 --> 00:16:46,872
I mean, my hands
are all sweaty,
405
00:16:46,874 --> 00:16:48,740
and my entire body's
getting chills --
406
00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:50,008
Enough!
407
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,677
This is the waste of time.
408
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,945
The Bush Man's getting away.
409
00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:56,147
There's no one out here!
[ Rustling ]
410
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,549
[ Hushed ]
There's someone here.
411
00:16:57,551 --> 00:16:59,418
[ Hushed ] I told you so,
you flabby piece of shit.
412
00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:01,887
[ Hushed ] Shut up,
you Kiwi turd.
Shh!
413
00:17:01,889 --> 00:17:04,355
♪♪
414
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,759
[ Growls ]
415
00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:10,429
Okay, well, are there
any other shades of red
416
00:17:10,431 --> 00:17:12,431
like a "fire truck"
or a "merlot"?
417
00:17:12,433 --> 00:17:13,832
No, dude.
They're all the same color red,
418
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:15,500
and there's like
a hundred of them.
419
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,302
Okay.
420
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:19,170
Okay. Pick one.
421
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,505
What?
What? No way.
422
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:21,973
Just pick a wire
and cut it.
423
00:17:21,975 --> 00:17:23,642
I'm not gonna randomly
just pick a wire.
424
00:17:23,644 --> 00:17:24,910
Pick a wire! Do it!
425
00:17:24,912 --> 00:17:26,845
Pick a wire right now, Owen!
Get in there!
426
00:17:26,847 --> 00:17:28,447
Okay, fine!
I'll just pick one.
427
00:17:28,449 --> 00:17:30,181
And if your leg blows up --
Why are we all yelling?!
428
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,484
Just pick a wire! Come on!
Do it! Now!
I'll pick a wire!
429
00:17:34,655 --> 00:17:37,256
[ Laughs ] Oh!
Yes! Yes!
430
00:17:37,258 --> 00:17:38,990
It worked!
We did it!
431
00:17:38,992 --> 00:17:40,859
Oh!
[ Laughs ]
432
00:17:40,861 --> 00:17:43,194
[ Mine beeping ]
433
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,963
Oh. Hey.
Why is it beeping?
434
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,535
You two get out of here.
Go!
435
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,404
No. We're not gonna
leave you here, man.
436
00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:54,339
Just go!
Don't you get it?
437
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:55,941
I never liked you.
What?
438
00:17:55,943 --> 00:17:58,009
You're a nerd, a dork.
439
00:17:58,011 --> 00:18:00,745
I only hung out with you because
I felt bad for you, dweeb.
440
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,814
Okay, I see
what you're doing.
Oh, do you?
441
00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:06,351
Because you're so smart with
your flight attendant degree?
442
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:08,153
Did you even finish school,
you loser?
443
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:10,355
Hey, easy!
Okay, sorry.
That got mean.
444
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,023
Listen, I'm not gonna
leave you.
445
00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:13,892
[ Beeping continues ]
446
00:18:13,894 --> 00:18:16,561
I was so stupid
walking up here.
447
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,297
Why did I think
I could save everybody?
448
00:18:18,299 --> 00:18:19,631
At least you tried.
449
00:18:19,633 --> 00:18:22,701
I mean, I suggested that
we literally do nothing.
450
00:18:22,703 --> 00:18:24,703
And now I'm all worked up
because I feel like
451
00:18:24,705 --> 00:18:26,305
I'm gonna lose
you two guys,
452
00:18:26,307 --> 00:18:28,307
and then it's just gonna be
me and the --
453
00:18:28,309 --> 00:18:31,510
I mean, let's just be honest --
freaks.
454
00:18:31,512 --> 00:18:34,245
I just...
455
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,981
I love you guys.
456
00:18:35,983 --> 00:18:38,317
♪♪
457
00:18:38,319 --> 00:18:39,851
No.
458
00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:41,520
We're not gonna die here.
459
00:18:41,522 --> 00:18:43,322
What are you
talking about?
460
00:18:43,324 --> 00:18:46,325
I'm talking
about land mine boot.
461
00:18:46,327 --> 00:18:47,993
[ Growls ]
462
00:18:47,995 --> 00:18:50,595
Gorillas aren't
aggressive, right?
463
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:54,866
Nah. Nah, nah.
Monkeys are chill like humes.
464
00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:58,137
Okay? We just be calm and
they're happy to just be c--
465
00:18:58,139 --> 00:19:00,872
[ Snarls ]
[ All shouting ]
466
00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:05,276
♪♪
467
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,745
Into the trees!
468
00:19:06,747 --> 00:19:10,749
[ All shouting ]
469
00:19:10,751 --> 00:19:13,152
Pack:
I'm gonna get eaten!
470
00:19:13,154 --> 00:19:15,687
Ah, come on! Help me!
471
00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:17,088
Help me up!
Get up!
472
00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:18,357
Help me!
473
00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:20,559
Oh, God, why is your hand
so sweaty?
474
00:19:20,561 --> 00:19:22,494
It's the berries!
I feel insane!
475
00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:23,628
Jump higher!
476
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,296
I can't!
My legs are jelly!
477
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,965
[ Growls ]
478
00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:28,299
Oh, shit.
479
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,702
[ Screams ]
480
00:19:30,704 --> 00:19:33,172
[ Dramatic music plays ]
481
00:19:33,174 --> 00:19:42,313
♪♪
482
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:51,256
♪♪
483
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:52,457
[ Mine beeps rapidly ]
484
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,059
What do we do now?
Throw it!
485
00:19:54,061 --> 00:19:56,061
♪♪
486
00:19:56,063 --> 00:19:57,262
[ Shouts ]
487
00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:59,898
[ Screaming ]
488
00:20:06,207 --> 00:20:10,576
You could have thrown that
literally anywhere else.
489
00:20:17,685 --> 00:20:21,352
♪♪
490
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:22,821
[ Screams, whimpers ]
491
00:20:22,823 --> 00:20:24,489
I saw his balls.
492
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,824
[ Growls ]
493
00:20:25,826 --> 00:20:27,626
Oh, God.
This is all my fault.
494
00:20:27,628 --> 00:20:29,761
Maybe I just wanted
to see someone
495
00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:31,230
to make sense
of Luther's death.
496
00:20:31,232 --> 00:20:35,767
You knew the guy for six hours.
Why do you even care?!
497
00:20:35,769 --> 00:20:37,836
'Cause you guys just
tolerate me, all right?
498
00:20:37,838 --> 00:20:41,707
Luther --
he actually liked me.
499
00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:44,843
[ Sighs ] No.
Steve, we like you, okay?
500
00:20:44,845 --> 00:20:46,245
You're one of us.
501
00:20:46,247 --> 00:20:48,046
Really?
502
00:20:48,048 --> 00:20:49,781
Yeah.
503
00:20:49,783 --> 00:20:51,583
What do you like
about me?
504
00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:54,853
Oh, my God.
Uh...your hair.
505
00:20:54,855 --> 00:20:55,987
Yeah.
Yeah.
506
00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:58,790
Oh, that's a good one.
Todd?
507
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:01,993
You're funny, I guess.
508
00:21:01,995 --> 00:21:05,530
[ Chuckles ]
Yeah. I'm pretty funny.
509
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:06,932
What about you, Karen?
510
00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:09,334
Easy. You got an ass
that won't quit.
511
00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:11,136
[ Gorilla growls ]
512
00:21:11,138 --> 00:21:14,606
Oh, God.
It's coming right at me!
513
00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:15,807
[ Growls ]
514
00:21:15,809 --> 00:21:17,643
I can fix this!
515
00:21:19,146 --> 00:21:20,279
Oh, my God.
516
00:21:20,281 --> 00:21:22,013
Hey!
517
00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:24,083
Take a chomp
on this perfect ass!
518
00:21:24,085 --> 00:21:27,619
[ Snarls ]
[ Screams ]
519
00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:30,756
[ Gunshot ]
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