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So we're agreed?
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Totally agreed.
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- You and I can never have sex again.
- Right.
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- [sighs]
- Starting when?
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Now!
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I mean, yeah, the sex was,
like, the best I've ever had,
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but doing it again will
lead to doing it again,
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which will lead to one or
both of us having feelings,
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which will lead to a
relationship, which will
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lead to us breaking up, which will
lead to you not being able to focus
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on work which means you
won't be making any new apps
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which will lead to the economy tanking,
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causing the world to
completely fall apart!
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- Best you've ever had, huh?
- Josh!
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Look, I get it.
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You and I in a relationship don't work.
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We've tried... and failed.
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Exactly, so you have
to get out of here now.
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Okay? If Sofia walks in and she
sees this, she's gonna kill me.
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- Because we broke a lamp?
- We broke a lamp?
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- Up top.
- No.
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No, no, no. You don't understand, okay?
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Sofia has spent so many hours
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and texts and tequila shots
counseling me about you,
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and she can't find out about this!
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Relax. She won't find out from me.
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She will if she comes in
here and you're all nakedy!
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- [door unlocking]
- Oh, my God, she's here!
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Uh... go out the window,
go out the window!
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Go out... No! Go out the window!
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What are you doing?
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Naked cleaning.
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I should take a picture.
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Why? 'Cause I look so sexy?
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- No, 'cause you're cleaning.
- Oh.
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- Oh, my God! Spider!
- Where?
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- Turn around! It's over there!
- [wails]
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I got it!
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[clattering]
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Spider guts.
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Okay, well, you just have fun cleaning.
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I'm gonna try to get some
sleep before my boss calls me.
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- [phone rings]
- Ugh. Dammit!
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[sighs]
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Hi, Logan.
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No, of course I'm not in bed.
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Here, take this. Go.
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This is your shirt.
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Yeah, it's San Francisco.
No one will notice.
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[sighs]
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[theme music playing]
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She in the spotlight
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And she turn my head
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She run a red light
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'Cause she bad like that
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I like that ooh, baby,
ooh, baby, baby
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-
I like that ooh, baby ooh, baby
- Sync/Corrections PetaG - addic7ed.com
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So, ah, our first day
after [whispers] the sex
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[normal voice] went pretty
well, wouldn't you say?
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- Haven't thought about it once.
- Me either.
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- You lying? Yep.
- Yep. You?
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But the important thing is it's
the weekend. I don't have to see you
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'cause I will be here and
you will be at your apartment.
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- [door opening]
- Get this.
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We are kicked out of our
apartment for the weekend.
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- No!
- What?
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Our building has termites.
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[Yolanda laughs] Sucks for you guys!
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Wait a minute, that's my building too!
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Yeah. Our building is
getting tented tomorrow
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and the landlord is
putting us up at a hotel.
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The Pacific Resort.
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More like The Last Resort!
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That place got fake crab in the buffet
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and real crabs in the bed!
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Wait, how would you know?
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Remember when I had that
affair with the senator?
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, well, you guys,
we don't have a choice.
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We have nowhere else to stay.
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Josh!
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You got a lot of extra rooms here.
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That I do, that I do!
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In fact, you've got rooms I've
never even been in! [chuckles]
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But I've cleaned somehow!
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The point is, how about
giving us some of those rooms?
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No!
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I just feel like that hotel
sounds like so much fun!
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Yeah! It's an exciting adventure!
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An adventure that ends with
a trip to the free clinic!
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Josh, is there some reason
you don't want us to stay here?
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Pfft. [high-pitched] No, no, no.
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I mean, look, I don't
know what the big deal is.
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I think you guys are blowing
this way out of proportion.
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There is absolutely no reason
whatsoever why you can't sleep with me.
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- All of you.
- Huh?
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In my home.
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Well... well, great. It's settled then.
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Gabi, is it gonna be a problem
for you to sleep at Josh's?
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[high-pitched] No, no, no.
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Why... why would it be?
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Well, because you finally
got to a good place with him
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and I don't want the situation
turning into a big, dramatic nightmare.
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Sofia, it's gonna be fine.
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I meant for me.
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Look, there's gonna be
no drama for anybody.
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Definitely not from
me. I'm happy to help.
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[chuckles] Hey...
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what if I bought everybody houses?
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[Elliot sobbing]
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Oh, God. I'm coming, sweetie!
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[sobbing]
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She's gone!
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I'm gonna kill myself with this unicorn!
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[sobs]
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Elliot, I know you're hurt,
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but we knew this could
happen with a foster child.
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You should be happy.
Keisha's with her family now.
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What does some third
cousin have that we don't?
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Legal rights and a ranch in Victorville.
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Keisha will be fine.
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It's you I'm worried about.
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Please don't say her name.
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It makes my head pound
and my heart ache.
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From now on, let's
just refer to her as...
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Pineapple.
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Okay, okay.
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Why Pineapple?
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'Cause I love...
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[sobs] pineapple!
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All right, that's it.
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We gotta get out of here.
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We're spending the next
few days in a luxury hotel
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with a jacuzzi tub and a
beautiful view of the city.
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[muffled dialog]
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You're right!
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Why spend the money when
Josh has a beautiful view?
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But wait, the girls are already
there. He doesn't need us there too.
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[muffled dialog]
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You're right!
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We'll let him know you're
in tears and devastated.
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We'll guilt him into it.
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How did the Jewish guy
not come up with that?
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Oh, my God, I can't believe
I get to sleep in a house
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where the oven and the heater
are two separate things.
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I can't wait to sleep on
one of Josh's king size beds!
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[inhales] Don't you need
a King Kong size bed?
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See, Elliot?
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You sound like your old self again!
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[chuckles] Okay, I made
breakfast for everybody.
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Waffles with bananas,
strawberries, and pineapple.
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[sobbing] Pineapple!
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Hey!
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Look at us.
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Me making breakfast,
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you making... clickety-clack
on your laptop.
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Yeah, we can... we can
definitely do this for a few days.
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Absolutely.
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Oh, shoot.
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You need to leave.
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[grunts] Ow!
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- Oh!
- Ow!
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Here, let me help you.
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You're rich. Buy new pants.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I, uh, couldn't sleep.
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Yeah, me neither. But not because
anything is on my mind. [scoffs]
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Yeah. Me neither. [chuckles]
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Hey, ah, you know what helps? Hot cocoa.
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- I'll get the marshmallows.
- Okay.
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Gah!
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Why is there duct tape on the fridge?
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Oh, Yolanda sleepwalk eats,
so she taped it closed.
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What?
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She eats in her sleep,
so she taped it...
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It's a whole thing.
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- So this is nice.
- [loudly] So nice.
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You know, in the old days,
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this would have been awkward,
but now that we're just friends...
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- Great friends.
- Amazing friends.
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In fact, we should watch Friends.
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[laughs]
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- Hey, to great friends.
- Amazing friends.
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[sighs]
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[Gabi giggling] Oh, my
God, we did it again.
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(Josh) Yeah, we did.
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Yeah, but we said
we'd never do it again.
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But we did.
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- [thump]
- [gasps] What was that?
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(Josh) I don't know.
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[Gabi gasps]
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Yolanda, it's not what it looks like.
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It didn't look like
anything until you just said,
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"It's not what it looks like."
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[snoring]
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- [snoring]
- Yolanda?
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- Is she sleeping?
- [snoring]
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Oh, my God, she's sleepwalk eating!
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- That's really a thing?
- Yes!
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Oh, my God, this is great!
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Now she won't even remember this!
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Here you go.
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There ya go.
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I don't know. Okay, we gotta get out
of here before anybody catches us.
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Yes, Logan, hi.
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[sighs] No, of course I'm up.
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[chuckles wryly] Who isn't up
at 4:00 in the morning? [sighs]
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Oh, of course I remembered
your ice-cold kombucha.
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[panting]
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[whispers] What is kombucha?
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Please have kombucha!
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Yes! Kombucha!
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Okay.
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This is your dream job.
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This is my stepping stone.
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And one day, I'm gonna wake
assistants up at 4:00 in the morning
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and ask them to hand-deliver
dirt-colored drinks made of...
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yeast and bacteria. Ugh.
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[door closes]
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[both sigh]
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We gotta stop meeting like this.
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This is not funny, okay?
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Do you understand how close we came
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- to getting...
- [wails]
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Why isn't Elliot sleeping with Alan?
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Daddy loves you so
much, sweet Pineapple!
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Thank God he's out.
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Oh, my God, I can't believe
we almost got caught again.
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- But we weren't.
- Yeah, but we could be the next time.
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- There's gonna be a next time?
- Yes!
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No!
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I mean, maybe a little hand stuff...
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No! Nothing! Okay? We need help!
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Okay, there you are.
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- Alan, we have a huge problem.
- Yeah.
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And you can't tell
anybody, especially Sofia.
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Well, my hands are beyond full
with Elliot's grieving process.
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But you are letting us stay
here for free, so talk to me.
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- We're having sex.
- Together?
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I thought you two decided
to be just friends.
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Yeah, we did, but our parts didn't.
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So then what's the
problem? Is the sex bad?
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- No, it's good.
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, but if we keep doing it,
it's gonna lead to a relationship,
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and you saw what
happens when we try that.
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So, just stop the sex before
you start having feelings.
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Okay, but how are we gonna know
which sex time that's gonna be?
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Well, how many times do you
two think you could do it
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before all the emotions kick in?
250
00:11:24,793 --> 00:11:26,343
- Um, 11?
- A hundred?
251
00:11:27,115 --> 00:11:28,427
A hundred?
252
00:11:28,433 --> 00:11:30,537
I have a lot of walls up.
253
00:11:31,295 --> 00:11:32,917
Let's just play it safe and go with 10.
254
00:11:32,923 --> 00:11:33,996
That sounds fair.
255
00:11:34,002 --> 00:11:36,306
But the important thing
is you can't go over.
256
00:11:36,311 --> 00:11:39,156
Would you like me to keep track? You
can text me right after you do it.
257
00:11:39,162 --> 00:11:40,509
- Uh...
- No.
258
00:11:40,844 --> 00:11:42,044
[knocking]
259
00:11:42,050 --> 00:11:44,613
Knock, knock! Who's up for Froyo?
260
00:11:44,806 --> 00:11:46,647
Josh, will you pay? My treat.
261
00:11:47,994 --> 00:11:49,408
How is that your treat?
262
00:11:49,603 --> 00:11:52,025
My treat is that I
get the fifth one free
263
00:11:52,031 --> 00:11:53,890
thanks to my punch card.
264
00:11:53,896 --> 00:11:55,498
Oh... hey!
265
00:11:55,897 --> 00:11:57,198
A punch card.
266
00:11:57,204 --> 00:11:59,770
- Th-Th-that's my card. Get your own.
- Yeah.
267
00:11:59,776 --> 00:12:01,870
Josh, we should get our own.
268
00:12:01,876 --> 00:12:04,876
Here, give them some money. You guys,
go to Froyo. Get as much as you want,
269
00:12:04,882 --> 00:12:06,838
but bring us back two new punch cards.
270
00:12:06,844 --> 00:12:08,044
[chuckles]
271
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,931
- Sex punch cards. That's genius.
- Mm-hmm.
272
00:12:11,937 --> 00:12:15,132
Yeah! Okay, so each
card has five punches,
273
00:12:15,138 --> 00:12:17,009
and one punch equals one...
[makes clicking sound]
274
00:12:17,014 --> 00:12:20,568
so 10 punches equals 10...
[makes clicking sound]
275
00:12:20,745 --> 00:12:22,675
It is so hot when you add like that.
276
00:12:22,681 --> 00:12:25,509
Mm-hmm. So, uh, do you want
to use one of your punches now?
277
00:12:25,515 --> 00:12:27,310
I do. Wait...
278
00:12:27,365 --> 00:12:28,720
We only get five each.
279
00:12:28,726 --> 00:12:30,345
Maybe we should save it for a rainy day.
280
00:12:30,351 --> 00:12:31,577
- Really?
- Check the weather.
281
00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:33,444
- It's gonna rain later, baby.
- Yay!
282
00:12:34,935 --> 00:12:36,135
[makes clicking sound]
283
00:12:43,239 --> 00:12:45,473
[slurring] There's my man.
284
00:12:46,244 --> 00:12:49,011
Where have you been
all day? I missed you.
285
00:12:49,017 --> 00:12:51,347
Well, someone's in a better mood.
286
00:12:51,541 --> 00:12:52,947
What put that beautiful
287
00:12:52,953 --> 00:12:55,763
- purple smile on your face?
- [chuckles]
288
00:12:56,099 --> 00:12:57,968
Did you drink a whole bottle of wine?
289
00:12:57,974 --> 00:12:59,395
Nope.
290
00:12:59,401 --> 00:13:00,974
One and a half!
291
00:13:02,795 --> 00:13:05,258
Can I offer you some...
292
00:13:05,264 --> 00:13:07,277
Oh, my God, where did you get this?
293
00:13:07,283 --> 00:13:08,772
Sweetie, you got that.
294
00:13:08,778 --> 00:13:09,978
[gasps]
295
00:13:11,045 --> 00:13:13,746
This is a $4,000 bottle of wine.
296
00:13:14,058 --> 00:13:17,388
Elon Musk saved it from a shipwreck
297
00:13:17,394 --> 00:13:21,013
and gave it to Josh to
make him feel inadequate.
298
00:13:21,019 --> 00:13:24,111
You drank a $4,000 bottle of wine?
299
00:13:24,117 --> 00:13:25,983
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh,
my God. We gotta replace it.
300
00:13:25,988 --> 00:13:28,043
Replace it? With whose money?
301
00:13:28,049 --> 00:13:29,849
We'll just have to
tell Joshua the truth.
302
00:13:29,855 --> 00:13:32,881
Or we can get a cheap bottle of wine,
303
00:13:32,887 --> 00:13:34,737
a funnel, and a candle.
304
00:13:34,743 --> 00:13:37,433
Darling, sex isn't the
solution to everything.
305
00:13:37,439 --> 00:13:39,825
[groans] Just... just come with me.
306
00:13:43,894 --> 00:13:45,619
- [door opens]
- Hi, Gabi.
307
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,277
Hey, is it raining yet?
308
00:13:48,802 --> 00:13:50,609
I don't know. [sighs]
309
00:13:50,615 --> 00:13:53,343
I'm so tired. I've had my eyes
closed since Market Street.
310
00:13:53,349 --> 00:13:56,007
All I want is a hot
shower and a wide bed.
311
00:13:56,013 --> 00:13:57,613
- Oh!
- Oh, God! I'm so sorry!
312
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,240
- No, it's okay.
- I'm so sorry.
313
00:13:59,246 --> 00:14:01,310
It's all right. It's okay.
Just go take your shower.
314
00:14:01,316 --> 00:14:02,516
Okay.
315
00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:10,039
You know you're not at home, right?
316
00:14:10,629 --> 00:14:13,631
Yolanda, which one's the hottest,
steamiest shower in the house?
317
00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:15,627
Josh's master bath.
318
00:14:15,633 --> 00:14:18,525
It has an amazing pulsing shower head.
319
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,798
Hey, Yolanda, where's the stain stick?
320
00:14:21,804 --> 00:14:23,168
- [thunder crashing]
- [gasps]
321
00:14:23,174 --> 00:14:24,619
Ooh, rain! Hurry!
322
00:14:25,579 --> 00:14:28,752
Gabi! Gabi, it's...
323
00:14:28,758 --> 00:14:30,300
raining. Oh.
324
00:14:30,446 --> 00:14:32,664
She is one step ahead of me.
325
00:14:34,581 --> 00:14:35,840
Fah!
326
00:14:36,245 --> 00:14:39,449
One punch coming right up.
327
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,993
[Sofia and Josh scream]
328
00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:52,076
Why the hell would you walk
in on someone in the shower?
329
00:14:52,082 --> 00:14:53,205
[gasps]
330
00:14:53,211 --> 00:14:56,046
I thought that was you in the shower.
331
00:14:56,289 --> 00:14:58,392
You just walked in?
332
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,316
Josh, that's sick!
333
00:15:01,636 --> 00:15:04,761
Just cut it out, you two.
I'm tired. I'm not an idiot.
334
00:15:05,050 --> 00:15:06,349
Wait, Sofia.
335
00:15:06,355 --> 00:15:08,553
I can't believe you
guys are at it again.
336
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:11,701
Gabi, you-you-you... you're
with him, you're without him,
337
00:15:11,707 --> 00:15:13,082
you love him, you hate him,
338
00:15:13,088 --> 00:15:15,081
you're over him, you're under him.
339
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,741
I just can't... I can't take it anymore.
340
00:15:17,747 --> 00:15:20,212
Yeah, well, see, Sofia, this is
exactly why I didn't tell you.
341
00:15:20,218 --> 00:15:22,243
You know, you're just...
you're not very sensitive.
342
00:15:22,249 --> 00:15:24,745
You... Do you understand
how many hours of my life
343
00:15:24,751 --> 00:15:27,018
I've spent on your drama? I'm done.
344
00:15:27,781 --> 00:15:30,162
No, no, no. Listen, Sofia,
you don't understand, okay?
345
00:15:30,168 --> 00:15:31,623
This time is gonna be different.
346
00:15:31,629 --> 00:15:34,294
Josh and I figured out a way so
we don't end up in a relationship.
347
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,346
A sex punch card.
348
00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:37,660
What?
349
00:15:37,666 --> 00:15:39,877
No, we can only have
sex 10 times so that way,
350
00:15:39,883 --> 00:15:41,288
- we don't fall for each other.
- [elevator dings]
351
00:15:41,293 --> 00:15:44,893
Gabi, that is the stupidest
idea I've ever heard.
352
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:50,146
Yeah, well, it's not as stupid as
leaving in a towel. [fake gasps]
353
00:15:54,289 --> 00:15:56,307
Great news. It's still raining.
354
00:15:56,313 --> 00:15:57,696
What happened with Sofia?
355
00:15:57,702 --> 00:15:59,697
I don't want to talk about
it. I want to use a punch.
356
00:15:59,702 --> 00:16:02,366
Right now? But I thought you
guys... Okay, we'll talk after.
357
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:08,655
Stupid Sofia acting all judgy just
'cause you and I are sleeping together.
358
00:16:09,274 --> 00:16:10,759
Yeah, we are.
359
00:16:11,761 --> 00:16:13,954
I mean, it's not like I
never listen to her problems.
360
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,629
I'm there for her every
single time she needs me.
361
00:16:15,634 --> 00:16:17,994
- Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
- You are right. You are so right.
362
00:16:18,795 --> 00:16:20,498
I mean, I expect her to be a little
363
00:16:20,504 --> 00:16:21,945
annoyed, but once I
explained everything,
364
00:16:21,950 --> 00:16:24,232
I thought she'd be a
little more understating.
365
00:16:24,695 --> 00:16:28,227
Okay, I can't believe I'm about to say
this, but can you please get off of me?
366
00:16:29,219 --> 00:16:30,835
You don't want to have sex with me?
367
00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:33,485
No, I very much want
to have sex with you,
368
00:16:33,491 --> 00:16:34,953
but not when you're
preoccupied with Sofia
369
00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:36,582
because then it's like I'm
having sex with both of you,
370
00:16:36,587 --> 00:16:38,051
which is exactly what I don't want.
371
00:16:38,057 --> 00:16:39,990
[emphatically] I don't want.
372
00:16:40,157 --> 00:16:42,250
Okay, so do you want
to use a punch or not?
373
00:16:42,382 --> 00:16:45,663
Gabi, the punch card is
supposed to be fun. Is this fun?
374
00:16:45,669 --> 00:16:48,293
No, of course it's not fun! I'm upset!
375
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,051
I can't believe how much
she overreacted. I mean,
376
00:16:50,056 --> 00:16:52,886
just because she has this new
job working for a crazy woman who
377
00:16:52,892 --> 00:16:55,129
runs her ragged day and night,
I mean, that's not my fault.
378
00:16:55,134 --> 00:16:57,490
[gasps] Oh, my God, that is so my fault.
379
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,996
I didn't even ask her about
her new job. I'm so selfish!
380
00:17:01,002 --> 00:17:03,963
Hey, you're not selfish.
381
00:17:03,969 --> 00:17:05,278
I get it.
382
00:17:05,431 --> 00:17:07,657
Sometimes it's hard to resist this.
383
00:17:09,845 --> 00:17:11,278
Yeah, I gotta go talk to Sofia.
384
00:17:11,284 --> 00:17:12,620
Okay, you go. Hey, you know what?
385
00:17:12,626 --> 00:17:14,933
Run like the wind. Hurry up.
Take the Porsche. Hurry back.
386
00:17:20,771 --> 00:17:23,070
Good as new. I can't
even tell the difference.
387
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,692
Josh will never be the wiser.
388
00:17:24,698 --> 00:17:26,284
You're brilliant, Elliot.
389
00:17:29,263 --> 00:17:30,506
What?
390
00:17:30,778 --> 00:17:33,935
Do you realize it's been like three
hours since you mentioned her name?
391
00:17:33,941 --> 00:17:35,803
[gasps] Oh, my God. Keisha.
392
00:17:35,809 --> 00:17:37,209
You didn't say "Pineapple"!
393
00:17:37,215 --> 00:17:39,775
And I'm not in hysterics.
394
00:17:39,781 --> 00:17:41,381
- Why do you think?
- Why do you think?
395
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,680
Drinking made me forget?
396
00:17:44,075 --> 00:17:47,786
Or maybe you just needed
a little time to process,
397
00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:50,081
to realize that Keisha's
happy with her family...
398
00:17:50,087 --> 00:17:52,310
on a farm. They have an emu.
399
00:17:52,987 --> 00:17:55,768
Which is a kind of... goat?
400
00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:57,168
Flightless bird.
401
00:17:57,268 --> 00:18:00,363
Oh. Flightless bird sounds fun, too.
402
00:18:00,369 --> 00:18:01,745
You know what else sounds fun?
403
00:18:02,461 --> 00:18:04,163
Taking down the swing
we bought for Keisha
404
00:18:04,169 --> 00:18:06,475
and putting up the one we bought for us?
405
00:18:07,054 --> 00:18:09,021
- He's back!
- [chuckles]
406
00:18:13,596 --> 00:18:14,801
Sofia?
407
00:18:16,044 --> 00:18:17,329
Is it safe to be in here?
408
00:18:17,512 --> 00:18:19,533
Well, the rat in the
hallway looked fine.
409
00:18:21,961 --> 00:18:23,299
(Both) I'm sorry.
410
00:18:23,305 --> 00:18:25,078
Wait, why are you sorry?
411
00:18:25,084 --> 00:18:27,759
Oh, because you overreacted
about me and Josh
412
00:18:27,765 --> 00:18:29,588
because you're overwhelmed
about your new job
413
00:18:29,594 --> 00:18:31,399
that I'm so sorry I
never asked you about?
414
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,572
No, it's okay, Gabi.
415
00:18:33,578 --> 00:18:35,650
I-I know that when it
comes to you and Josh,
416
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,822
you get a little crazy,
and it happened to me too.
417
00:18:37,828 --> 00:18:40,814
You know, at this new job,
I have to be so professional
418
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,486
and-and stuff all my feelings down,
419
00:18:42,492 --> 00:18:44,831
and I guess I just took
it out on you and Josh.
420
00:18:44,837 --> 00:18:46,165
It felt so good!
421
00:18:46,171 --> 00:18:49,469
Aww. Well, listen, you
can vent to me anytime.
422
00:18:49,475 --> 00:18:51,672
Well, you can tell me the
truth about you and Josh.
423
00:18:51,945 --> 00:18:54,251
Okay, good, because
there's one more thing.
424
00:18:54,257 --> 00:18:56,868
Um, do you remember
that lamp that you love?
425
00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:00,902
Josh broke it.
426
00:19:04,653 --> 00:19:07,657
Well, you know, now
that I have this new job,
427
00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:11,121
- maybe I can steal one from work.
- Oh, there you go! That's my girl.
428
00:19:11,127 --> 00:19:13,025
And listen, you were so
right about this punch card.
429
00:19:13,030 --> 00:19:14,982
It's so stupid. I know I
shouldn't be sleeping with Josh.
430
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,735
It messes everything up, even us.
431
00:19:17,145 --> 00:19:19,627
So, you know what? It ends right now.
432
00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:23,932
Aww.
433
00:19:23,938 --> 00:19:25,799
You ripped up your
sex punch card for me.
434
00:19:25,804 --> 00:19:27,771
Mm-hmm. Because you are my best friend.
435
00:19:27,777 --> 00:19:29,044
And you are mine.
436
00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:32,147
You know, all this punch card
talk makes me want some Froyo.
437
00:19:32,153 --> 00:19:33,671
Oh, okay.
438
00:19:33,677 --> 00:19:35,844
Well, my treat to congratulate you
439
00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:37,741
on your new job as...
440
00:19:40,031 --> 00:19:43,330
- Assistant to Logan Rawlings. Yeah.
- Assistant to Logan Rawlings!
441
00:19:43,844 --> 00:19:46,556
Yes! That is such a cool job!
442
00:19:50,046 --> 00:19:53,845
(Gabi) Um, you know what? I actually...
I think I forgot my... wallet.
443
00:20:01,657 --> 00:20:04,180
(Sofia) Scotch tape's
on top of the fridge!
444
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,278
You're the best!
445
00:20:10,570 --> 00:20:13,436
See, sweetie? This is
the perfect distraction.
446
00:20:13,590 --> 00:20:14,918
You're right.
447
00:20:14,924 --> 00:20:16,926
Haven't cried about
Keisha leaving in days.
448
00:20:16,932 --> 00:20:19,025
And nothing will ever replace her,
449
00:20:19,031 --> 00:20:21,563
but it does help to have
another little girl to love.
450
00:20:23,312 --> 00:20:25,437
Isn't that right, Yentl?
451
00:20:27,648 --> 00:20:31,124
And look, Josh sent us a gift
to congratulate us on the puppy.
452
00:20:31,335 --> 00:20:34,617
Oh, my God, it's the
$4,000 bottle of wine.
453
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:37,744
You know what we're gonna do with that.
454
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:39,272
(Both) Re-gift.
455
00:20:40,850 --> 00:20:42,850
- Come on, Yentl.
- [whines softly]
456
00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:46,135
- Puppy, can you hear me?
- [barks softly]
457
00:20:46,141 --> 00:20:48,539
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