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I can't believe it's been a month
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since I left Josh and
that sick relationship.
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I mean, I got sucked
into such a deep hole,
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I lost sight of myself
and my dreams, but,
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boy, heh, have things
turned around for me.
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- Gabi Diamond is back...
- (clink)
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and better than ever.
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- (Man) Gabi! Hairnet!
- Oh, sorry! My bad!
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You know, one month ago, I was a mess.
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I was depressed. I was in a screwed
up relationship with my chef.
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I hit rock bottom, my friend.
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But Kaminski's back, baby...
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and better than ever.
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Okay...
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ah, we have two breakfast burritos,
two hash browns, two chips,
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two sides of guac, and one fork.
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See you at lunch.
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(theme music playing)
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She in the spotlight
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And she turn my head
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She run a red light
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'Cause she bad like that
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I like that ooh, baby, ooh, baby, baby
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I like that ooh, baby ooh, baby
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Yolanda, what kind of birthday cake
do you want for your party again?
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It's really hard to keep
track of all the cakes you eat.
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It's the Peanut Butter
Dream from Jan's Cake House.
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I mean, you should know it.
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It's right next to that store that
sells dress clothes for toddlers.
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Okay, here's the address.
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And just so I know you went,
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bring me back a cupcake.
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(sighs) Now, I have a problem.
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In addition to drinking,
gambling, and overeating?
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I have to send out the e-vites,
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and I don't know what is
going on with Josh and Gabi.
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Now, I thought they'd be
talking by now, but they're not.
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Isn't it great?
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No! Obviously I have to invite Josh.
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I mean, he's my boss and
he's hostin' and payin'.
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But I don't know what to do about Gabi.
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If you don't invite her,
she'll be really hurt.
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- Yeah.
- Can I tell her?
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I want all the people
I love to be there.
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Even my daughter's trying to
get leave from the military.
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I mean, how many times
am I going to turn 50?
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Once, and that was ten years ago.
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What are you guys talking about?
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Yolanda was gonna send out
the e-vites for her 50th,
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and because you and Gabi aren't talking,
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she's not gonna invite her.
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Yay!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Of course you're inviting her, Yolanda.
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It's your big day.
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So, you don't have a problem seeing her?
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And her seeing you?
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Oh, yeah, I get it.
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Might be a little uncomfortable for her
to see how great I'm doing without her.
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But don't worry, not gonna rub it in.
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I'll be the bigger person.
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Yes, you are.
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I'm gonna go send those
invites out right now!
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Well, I really admire your confidence.
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Are you sure you're gonna
be able to handle this?
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Handle what?
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Gabi seeing this!
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What are you doing?
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You're fat, Josh. You're fat.
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I'm not gonna glaze over it,
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even though I know you
love anything glazed,
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'cause you're fat!
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Need I remind you that
when we were in Hawaii,
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you said I had a body built for Speedos?
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Well, now it's built from Fritos.
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I have not gained any weight since then.
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Good. Well, I just picked up the
suit you wore to the Dingo Awards.
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Why don't you try it on?
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Okay, I will, and it's
gonna fit beautifully.
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I'm gonna show you, I
have not gained any weight.
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Show me.
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Oh, my God, I'm fat!
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Elliot, I cannot let
Gabi see me like this.
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- Yolanda! Don't send out the...
- (phone chimes)
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invites.
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Hi!
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Hey! Sofia, great news!
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I got bumped up from
prep cook to fry cook.
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- Ooh! That's amazing.
- Mm-hmm.
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What's the difference?
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Seventy cents an hour. No more
minimum wage for this girl.
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Life is going pretty great for Gabi.
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Well, I am very happy you're happy
because we just got an invitation
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to Yolanda's 50th birthday...
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at Josh's.
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What? I can't see Josh!
I'm a freakin' fry cook!
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(phone rings)
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Oh, my God, it's him. He's
calling. What do I say?
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- What if he asks what I'm doing?
- Don't answer it.
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Fine! I'll answer it!
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Hello.
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Hey!
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Gabi, it's Josh, your former boss.
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And other stuff.
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Oh. Hi, Josh. It's, uh, me, Gabi,
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which... you know 'cause you called me.
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So did you get the invite
to Yolanda's birthday?
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I did.
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So... are you coming? Not coming?
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Look, I... If not, I
totally get it. I mean...
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might be a little embarrassing.
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Embarrassing? Why
would I be embarrassed?
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Well, you know...
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coming back to the place
where you used to work...
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when you're not working.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who told you
I'm not working? I'm working.
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I have a great job and I love it.
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Oh. Really?
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Doin' what?
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Wh... (gasps)
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Giada!
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Giada De Laurentiis!
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Is who I'm working for.
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The delicious Italian food maker?
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Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. That's the one.
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Best-selling cookbooks,
Emmys, her own product line.
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She may even be richer than you.
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(chuckles) You don't...
I doubt it. (chuckles)
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So wait, where, um,
where did we leave things?
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Are you... you comin'?
You're not coming?
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You're too uncomfortable to come?
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Why would I be uncomfortable?
I'm working for Giada.
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Sounds like you're the one who
may have a problem with me coming.
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Problem? What? I don't have a problem!
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Whole reason for me to...
call you is to get you to come.
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Great. I'm coming.
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Great. Good. See you there.
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Son-of-a-bitch, she's coming.
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Hey! Hey!
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Where's Giada? Where's Giada?
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- Where's Giada?
- Oh, my God, Gabi,
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I asked her to say "Spi-geh-tee,"
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and she said, "Spi-geh-tee."
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Where is she?
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She just came to get a coffee and left.
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Why are you freaking out... Oh.
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Let me guess.
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You told Josh that you were working
with Giada because you were embarrassed,
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and now you need her to give you a job?
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No.
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Yes.
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Gabi? Hey, I just got your
text. What's the emergency?
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Ta-dah! Check it out.
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Thick slices of ham covered
in melted provolone cheese
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topped with a vinaigrette slaw
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and a saffron aioli dipped
in egg batter and deep fried.
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Meet The Giada.
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(vocalizes)
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Oh, my God, Gabi. This is amazing.
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Mm-hmm. Thanks!
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So I found out Giada is
shooting a special here in town,
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so all I gotta do is find her,
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give her The Giada,
and get her to hire me,
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and then by the time I see Josh,
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the only thing I'll be
full of is "spi-geh-tee."
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You know what, Gabi?
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As crazy as that plan sounds,
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if Giada tastes this sandwich...
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she will definitely give you a job.
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Right?
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I mean, how lucky am I
that I was talking to Josh
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right when Giada walked in?
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Can you imagine if he found
out that I was a fry cook?
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(sighs)
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I guess sometimes you're just in
the right place at the right time.
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Oh, my God, Gabi's working at a diner.
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(laughs)
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You are not gonna
believe what happened...
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You found Giada and gave her The Giada.
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Can I tell the story?
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So I found out where Giada was
shooting her special, right?
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And so, I followed the
crew back to the hotel,
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and when we were in
the elevator, I said,
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"How cool is it that we're all
staying on the same floor as Giada?"
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and they said, "No,
we're on the fourth floor.
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Giada's on the top floor in a suite,"
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and I said, "Well, I
guess she likes me better."
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- (laughs)
- So, I went up to the top floor
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and I knocked on the presidential
suite, and she answered.
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She answered her own door, Sofia.
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So, I told her that I
made her something so good
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that when she tastes it,
she's gonna have to hire me,
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and she said, "How did
you get my room number?"
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and I said, "Eat my sandwich, Giada!"
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And that's when security came
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and escorted me off the property.
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Somehow I think there's more.
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So, I went downstairs and
I found Giada's driver,
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and I gave him the
sandwich to give to her,
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and he started eating
it, so I yelled at him,
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and that's when Giada came
down and she gave me this.
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Her autograph?
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Yes, on the bottom of
this restraining order.
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Okay.
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So, um, just to be clear,
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you're not working for Giada?
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- Correct.
- Ugh.
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And I can't go to Yolanda's
birthday party. I can't face Josh.
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Hey, girls.
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Hey, Yolanda.
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(sighs)
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I just found out my daughter's
not gonna make my party.
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I mean, it's hard enough
turning the big five-oh,
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but now none of my
kids are gonna be there.
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Yeah. Listen, Yolanda,
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- I'm really sorry, but I don't think...
- Oh well.
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The only thing that's
gonna make it better is...
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you're gonna be there.
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I always thought of you girls
as my daughters. (chuckles)
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Of course, my real daughter is
overseas fighting for your freedom.
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So, that makes her a little better.
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(laughs)
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Oh, but I love you two! Oh!
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I'm so glad you both gonna be there.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
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Wouldn't miss it for the world.
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A fry cook at a diner?
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Wow. I can't believe she lied
to me just to make it seem
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like she was doing so great without me.
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How pathetic.
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Now pull!
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(exhales)
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You know, I can't believe I
spent all that time working out
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when all I needed was this man corset.
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- Ready for the final pull?
- Yeah.
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Pull it really tight. I want
to make sure I look gooood!
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(breathing heavily)
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So, do I look good?
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Like, really good?
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I mean, it's been, like, a
month since I've seen Josh.
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You look amazing.
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But, uh, what... what is that smell?
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(whispers) Oh. It's garlic.
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I put a little behind my ears to
sell that I'm working for Giada.
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Gabi, I know you really
want to impress Josh,
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but just be careful not to get
too carried away with this lie
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00:10:24,129 --> 00:10:26,798
because sometimes they
have a way of unraveling.
248
00:10:26,823 --> 00:10:28,924
Don't worry, I have a whole plan.
249
00:10:28,949 --> 00:10:30,739
After I'm done rubbing my happiness
250
00:10:30,765 --> 00:10:34,596
in Josh's face, I'm gonna
flip my hair like this...
251
00:10:36,279 --> 00:10:38,873
and that'll be your signal
to call me so I can pretend
252
00:10:38,898 --> 00:10:41,467
it's Giada needing me for
something really important,
253
00:10:41,616 --> 00:10:44,373
and then I can exit gracefully...
254
00:10:44,398 --> 00:10:45,280
(elevator dings)
255
00:10:45,305 --> 00:10:47,067
...like a winner in life.
256
00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:52,492
Josh, I can't thank you enough
for hosting this party for me.
257
00:10:52,517 --> 00:10:54,751
This is the best birthday ever.
258
00:10:55,370 --> 00:10:56,837
Anything for you, Yolanda.
259
00:10:56,862 --> 00:10:58,079
- You know there's nothing more
- (door opens)
260
00:10:58,104 --> 00:10:59,304
important than...
261
00:10:59,580 --> 00:11:00,780
Gabi!
262
00:11:01,401 --> 00:11:02,699
She's here.
263
00:11:02,724 --> 00:11:05,392
Oh, I can't wait to see the
look on her face when I bust her.
264
00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:07,700
(squeals) Oh, hey, girls!
265
00:11:07,725 --> 00:11:09,948
- Welcome to my par-tay.
- (Gabi) Aww.
266
00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:11,853
(Both) Happy birthday, Yolanda!
267
00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:15,719
Oh, my God, mini lasagnas?
Is it my birthday?
268
00:11:16,567 --> 00:11:18,823
I'm so glad you made it, Gabi.
269
00:11:18,848 --> 00:11:20,652
Yeah, I wouldn't miss it for the world.
270
00:11:20,677 --> 00:11:22,761
You know, there's nothing
more important to me than...
271
00:11:22,786 --> 00:11:23,986
Josh.
272
00:11:26,514 --> 00:11:28,499
- Hi.
- Hi.
273
00:11:28,524 --> 00:11:30,145
(chuckles nervously)
274
00:11:30,170 --> 00:11:31,963
- Well, give me a hug. Okay.
- All right.
275
00:11:31,988 --> 00:11:33,188
(groans)
276
00:11:33,824 --> 00:11:35,024
Wow.
277
00:11:35,575 --> 00:11:36,775
Hard bod.
278
00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:40,098
Yeah, you know, just lots of hard
work, diet, and exercise. Nothing else.
279
00:11:41,323 --> 00:11:42,523
Enough about me.
280
00:11:42,548 --> 00:11:44,612
Tell me about this
amazing job with Giada.
281
00:11:44,728 --> 00:11:45,967
I can't really talk about it.
282
00:11:45,992 --> 00:11:47,889
We have a lot of secret
projects in the works.
283
00:11:47,914 --> 00:11:49,915
We're writing a book
together. Can't say any more!
284
00:11:50,721 --> 00:11:52,831
We're opening a restaurant
together. Possibly a chain.
285
00:11:52,856 --> 00:11:54,854
Oh, did that just
slip out? Zip! (laughs)
286
00:11:54,879 --> 00:11:57,152
Wow. That sounds unreal.
287
00:11:57,177 --> 00:11:59,099
What's the concept of
this new restaurant?
288
00:11:59,581 --> 00:12:02,766
Um, you know, Giada and I haven't
really worked out all the details yet.
289
00:12:02,791 --> 00:12:04,557
Mm. Where's it located?
290
00:12:04,582 --> 00:12:06,342
Wait, you're not gonna
have to move, are you?
291
00:12:07,046 --> 00:12:10,143
These are all very good questions,
292
00:12:10,168 --> 00:12:12,011
and I have answers
293
00:12:12,489 --> 00:12:14,654
to all of these very good...
294
00:12:14,679 --> 00:12:16,227
questions.
295
00:12:16,851 --> 00:12:18,137
(phone rings)
296
00:12:18,162 --> 00:12:20,049
Oh, no. Ooh, someone's calling.
297
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:23,161
Oh, dear, this looks very important.
I'm gonna have to take this.
298
00:12:23,248 --> 00:12:26,066
Hi, Giada. What's, uh,
shakin' with you, G?
299
00:12:27,087 --> 00:12:30,331
Sorry, Josh. It's Giada,
so I really gotta...
300
00:12:30,356 --> 00:12:31,556
talk to her.
301
00:12:32,453 --> 00:12:34,390
Wouldn't it be easier to just...
302
00:12:34,730 --> 00:12:36,097
talk to her in person?
303
00:12:40,168 --> 00:12:42,845
Gabi, Giada's here.
304
00:12:44,073 --> 00:12:45,273
Oh, my God.
305
00:12:45,412 --> 00:12:47,664
Wow, this is all...
306
00:12:47,689 --> 00:12:49,395
such a surprise.
307
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,463
- (Gabi chuckles)
- Isn't it, Gabi?
308
00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:55,137
- Um, Giada... listen...
- No, no, no. Back away.
309
00:12:55,162 --> 00:12:57,754
The restraining order says, you
can't be within 100 feet of me.
310
00:12:57,779 --> 00:13:00,935
Oh! Giada, you're just so funny.
311
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:02,430
- Come here, you!
- Stop, stop.
312
00:13:02,455 --> 00:13:04,790
I have pepper spray and
I'm not afraid to use it.
313
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,724
(sighs)
314
00:13:07,749 --> 00:13:09,720
Listen, I'm sorry. She's a nut-job.
315
00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:11,422
Send the check directly to my charity.
316
00:13:11,662 --> 00:13:14,084
Wait, you promised!
317
00:13:14,341 --> 00:13:17,966
- Fine. Spi-geh-tee.
- (gasps) Yay!
318
00:13:21,933 --> 00:13:23,133
Gotcha.
319
00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:26,637
- What?
- Oh, Gabi, Gabi, Gabi.
320
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:29,374
You tried so hard to make it look like
321
00:13:29,398 --> 00:13:31,394
you were doing so great without me
322
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:33,720
when I know you work at a diner. Yeah.
323
00:13:33,745 --> 00:13:35,990
Elliott saw you when he was
going to get Yolanda's cake.
324
00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:37,415
Sorry.
325
00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:39,633
Okay, but I only...
326
00:13:39,941 --> 00:13:42,450
Wait a minute. You knew?
327
00:13:42,631 --> 00:13:45,844
So, this whole thing was
just a setup to humiliate me?
328
00:13:45,869 --> 00:13:47,400
No, no, no, no, no. You're
not turning this around on me.
329
00:13:47,425 --> 00:13:49,409
Oh, it's turning all by itself.
330
00:13:49,434 --> 00:13:52,190
I may have lied, but it
was only a desperate attempt
331
00:13:52,215 --> 00:13:54,232
to make myself not look
pathetic in front of you.
332
00:13:54,257 --> 00:13:56,719
But you knew I was pathetic,
333
00:13:56,744 --> 00:14:00,126
and so you did a mean thing
to make me look pathetic-er!
334
00:14:00,577 --> 00:14:02,411
(clinking)
335
00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:04,873
Attention, y'all!
336
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,676
Why don't we all shut our mouth
337
00:14:08,378 --> 00:14:11,886
and go out on the terrace and
have some cake and open some gifts?
338
00:14:11,911 --> 00:14:13,612
(chuckles) Do somethin'.
339
00:14:14,461 --> 00:14:16,895
Guys, Yolanda's really
upset. Just keep it down.
340
00:14:17,108 --> 00:14:18,961
- Yeah, keep it down, Josh.
- You keep it down.
341
00:14:18,986 --> 00:14:20,735
- You keep it down. You!
- You keep it down.
342
00:14:23,415 --> 00:14:25,937
Ooh! This is from my daughter Vanessa...
343
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,319
who sadly couldn't be here tonight.
344
00:14:28,353 --> 00:14:31,953
(gasps) My goodness, this is beautiful!
345
00:14:32,357 --> 00:14:35,505
You know what? I may not be working
my dream job, but at least I'm working.
346
00:14:35,530 --> 00:14:36,841
And my life is better without you.
347
00:14:36,865 --> 00:14:38,767
Oh, please. Your whole life is a lie.
348
00:14:41,399 --> 00:14:43,266
(corset unraveling)
349
00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:44,661
- Uh-oh.
- (snap)
350
00:14:45,621 --> 00:14:47,058
No, no, no, no, no! No!
351
00:14:49,158 --> 00:14:50,843
- What the hell?
- Right?
352
00:14:51,095 --> 00:14:52,764
He's gigantic!
353
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:56,129
Who's the big, bad liar now?
354
00:14:59,639 --> 00:15:03,076
Hm. You are so lucky that necklace
landed in that ficus tree down there.
355
00:15:03,101 --> 00:15:06,127
Yeah, well, he's the lucky one. It was
his fatness that caused all of this.
356
00:15:07,514 --> 00:15:09,800
All right, I'm gonna run downstairs
and see if the Walshs are home.
357
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:12,565
Get real, Josh. You haven't
run anywhere in weeks.
358
00:15:17,092 --> 00:15:19,478
- (clang)
- What the hell is that?
359
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:20,766
An emergency rope ladder.
360
00:15:20,791 --> 00:15:23,191
Someone's goin' down this damn
thing and getting my necklace.
361
00:15:23,432 --> 00:15:25,655
"Maximum weight limit: 200 pounds."
362
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:26,880
- You're out.
- You're out.
363
00:15:26,905 --> 00:15:28,573
Okay, fine.
364
00:15:29,093 --> 00:15:30,326
Sofia will do it.
365
00:15:30,351 --> 00:15:34,030
What? No! No way! I'm the only
one who didn't do anything wrong!
366
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,005
All right, fine.
367
00:15:36,430 --> 00:15:38,783
I'm a fry cook at a diner.
What do I have to live for?
368
00:15:38,808 --> 00:15:40,008
(gasps) Oh...
369
00:15:40,435 --> 00:15:41,824
Gabi, wait.
370
00:15:42,062 --> 00:15:43,863
This might be dangerous.
371
00:15:43,888 --> 00:15:45,455
Let me find my camera.
372
00:15:47,591 --> 00:15:49,258
(whimpers)
373
00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:51,328
(breathing heavily)
374
00:15:51,353 --> 00:15:52,754
No one answered the door.
375
00:15:52,779 --> 00:15:54,928
Gabi, what are you
doing? Get back up here.
376
00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:56,828
No. I'm getting Yolanda's necklace.
377
00:15:56,853 --> 00:15:58,095
Well, then I'm helping you.
378
00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,320
No, you're not.
379
00:15:59,345 --> 00:16:01,980
Elliot, I climbed Mount Kilimanjaro.
380
00:16:02,005 --> 00:16:04,047
Now you are Mount Kilimanjaro!
381
00:16:04,747 --> 00:16:07,011
Okay, I'm really close!
I just can't get there!
382
00:16:07,671 --> 00:16:10,151
Same thing happened to me
with my date last night!
383
00:16:11,446 --> 00:16:12,813
Just trying to lighten the mood.
384
00:16:13,822 --> 00:16:16,022
There! Use these!
385
00:16:16,614 --> 00:16:17,814
(grunts)
386
00:16:19,821 --> 00:16:21,929
(grunts) Okay, I got it! Aah!
387
00:16:21,954 --> 00:16:24,019
- Oh, thank God.
- Now get back up here.
388
00:16:24,044 --> 00:16:25,467
Stop yelling at me!
389
00:16:25,493 --> 00:16:27,513
If you hadn't eaten all your feelings,
390
00:16:27,678 --> 00:16:31,071
you would be the one on the ladder
trying to save Yolanda's birthday.
391
00:16:31,096 --> 00:16:32,963
Huh! Well, if you wouldn't have lied,
392
00:16:32,988 --> 00:16:34,695
no one would be on the
ladder in the first place.
393
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:35,953
This is not my fault!
394
00:16:35,978 --> 00:16:37,411
This is your fault!
395
00:16:37,436 --> 00:16:38,636
(screams)
396
00:16:43,368 --> 00:16:45,569
Okay, that last part
was kind of my fault!
397
00:16:49,316 --> 00:16:52,482
Oh, Yolanda, I'm really sorry
we didn't find your necklace.
398
00:16:52,967 --> 00:16:55,678
But look on the bright
side, now we both hate Gabi.
399
00:16:56,723 --> 00:16:59,388
Well, we could've kept looking
if Josh didn't have to come back
400
00:16:59,413 --> 00:17:01,126
because his thighs were chaffing.
401
00:17:03,830 --> 00:17:06,362
No. I stopped looking
'cause I couldn't take
402
00:17:06,387 --> 00:17:08,410
your whining about the
outfit you have to return
403
00:17:08,435 --> 00:17:10,353
since you don't actually work for Giada.
404
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,827
Well, at least all my new clothes
405
00:17:12,852 --> 00:17:14,580
are the same size as my old ones.
406
00:17:14,605 --> 00:17:16,287
Really? You want to go there?
407
00:17:16,312 --> 00:17:18,388
Yeah! Oh, you think I'm not
afraid to go there? I'll go there!
408
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:19,975
- Go there! Just call me fat!
- I'll go there.
409
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,358
- (Josh) Oh, my God!
- Stop!
410
00:17:22,774 --> 00:17:26,303
You didn't hire Giada to cook for my
party because she was my favorite chef.
411
00:17:26,328 --> 00:17:29,025
You did it because you
wanted to catch Gabi in a lie.
412
00:17:29,578 --> 00:17:31,775
And wipe the smirk off your face!
413
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,504
You didn't care about my party either!
414
00:17:33,528 --> 00:17:36,265
You just wanted Josh to think
you were doing great without him!
415
00:17:36,717 --> 00:17:37,949
- (whimpers)
- You know,
416
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,247
I almost didn't have this party
417
00:17:39,272 --> 00:17:41,905
because I was so worried
about your feelings.
418
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,984
Well, obviously neither
one of you cared about mine!
419
00:17:44,009 --> 00:17:45,525
You're so damn selfish!
420
00:17:46,197 --> 00:17:48,562
Yeah! That's my thing!
421
00:17:57,626 --> 00:17:59,405
This your idea of cheering me up?
422
00:17:59,430 --> 00:18:02,530
Taking me to a crappy diner
on the wrong side of town?
423
00:18:03,378 --> 00:18:04,976
You live around the block.
424
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,368
Exactly.
425
00:18:06,932 --> 00:18:08,625
(Both) Surprise!
426
00:18:08,650 --> 00:18:10,812
Wait! Is this an intervention?
427
00:18:11,664 --> 00:18:13,331
This just fell in my purse!
428
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,692
No. Yolanda.
429
00:18:17,046 --> 00:18:18,971
We just wanted to say we're sorry.
430
00:18:19,168 --> 00:18:21,861
Yeah, everything you said about
us at the apartment was true.
431
00:18:21,886 --> 00:18:23,302
We are selfish.
432
00:18:23,418 --> 00:18:25,877
And we wanted to do something
very special to make it up to you.
433
00:18:25,902 --> 00:18:27,889
Well, I don't know how
you're gonna do that.
434
00:18:27,914 --> 00:18:29,710
That necklace was one of a kind.
435
00:18:29,981 --> 00:18:32,049
That's why we got you
something a little better.
436
00:18:33,932 --> 00:18:35,191
Hi, Mama.
437
00:18:36,906 --> 00:18:38,307
Vanessa!
438
00:18:38,332 --> 00:18:41,047
- Hi, Mom.
- Oh, my God, she's really here!
439
00:18:41,072 --> 00:18:43,979
(both chuckle)
440
00:18:44,603 --> 00:18:46,270
Thank you!
441
00:18:47,777 --> 00:18:50,318
- Happy 54th birthday, Mom!
- Shh!
442
00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:57,644
I think she might forgive us.
443
00:18:57,669 --> 00:18:59,489
Yeah, I think so.
444
00:18:59,657 --> 00:19:01,813
You know, I don't mean
to pat myself on the back,
445
00:19:01,838 --> 00:19:04,086
but it was a pretty good
idea bringing Vanessa home.
446
00:19:04,111 --> 00:19:06,150
You're right, Gabi. I'm the
one with the connections,
447
00:19:06,175 --> 00:19:08,518
the money, and the private
jet, but great idea.
448
00:19:09,965 --> 00:19:11,737
- We did it together.
- Yeah.
449
00:19:11,762 --> 00:19:13,152
It kind of felt like
we were friends again.
450
00:19:13,177 --> 00:19:14,377
It kind of did.
451
00:19:15,402 --> 00:19:18,065
And friends don't let
friends wear hairnets.
452
00:19:19,898 --> 00:19:21,699
What do you say you come
back and work for me?
453
00:19:22,543 --> 00:19:25,194
Josh, I would love that...
454
00:19:25,219 --> 00:19:27,491
- Great!
- But I can't.
455
00:19:28,691 --> 00:19:31,333
'Cause you're... still attracted to me?
456
00:19:32,186 --> 00:19:35,750
See, that's funny, but it kind of
makes me want to punch you in the face,
457
00:19:35,970 --> 00:19:38,689
which is the reason
I can't come back yet.
458
00:19:38,714 --> 00:19:40,313
It's too soon.
459
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:43,175
Right. I totally get it.
460
00:19:43,452 --> 00:19:45,596
(clicks tongue)
461
00:19:45,794 --> 00:19:47,028
How about now?
462
00:19:48,273 --> 00:19:49,473
(chuckles)
463
00:19:49,644 --> 00:19:53,381
Okay, so about this whole us
being friends again thing...
464
00:19:53,905 --> 00:19:56,140
Can we be friends with Benedicts?
465
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,664
I'm sorry, I just... I
really miss your cooking.
466
00:19:59,957 --> 00:20:02,380
Well, I am here 8:00-6:00.
467
00:20:02,677 --> 00:20:03,877
Good to know.
468
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:05,102
You get here at 8:00?
469
00:20:08,652 --> 00:20:10,401
All right, one double cheeseburger,
470
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:14,153
chicken tenders and fries,
and a diet root beer.
471
00:20:15,139 --> 00:20:16,339
Baby steps.
472
00:20:17,130 --> 00:20:17,990
(bell dings)
473
00:20:18,015 --> 00:20:20,332
(Man) Another Giada
sandwich ready for pick up!
474
00:20:24,754 --> 00:20:26,755
Hi! Excuse me.
475
00:20:26,842 --> 00:20:30,425
Hi, I'm Giada, and I hear you
created a sandwich named after me,
476
00:20:30,450 --> 00:20:33,452
and all my Twitter followers
say I have to try it.
477
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,875
(gasps) Oh, my God. Giada.
478
00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:39,302
I have your sandwich.
479
00:20:39,666 --> 00:20:41,500
Not again!
480
00:20:42,331 --> 00:20:44,529
Listen, I warned you the last time!
481
00:20:44,554 --> 00:20:45,754
(screams)
482
00:20:45,779 --> 00:20:49,362
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