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Hi, I'm Gabi Diamond,
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I'm here to interview for
the private chef position.
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Hopefully, he can see me right away
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because I only had enough
money to park for 12 minutes.
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Then you need to hustle, honey,
'cause you can't use the front door.
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You need to use the service entrance.
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Where is that...
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Please tell me this is
the service entrance.
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It's right down the hall
next to the trash chute.
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- Okay.
- Uh...
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And as long as you're going that way.
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(Panting)
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Is this it?
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'Cause I'm down to 11 minutes.
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You found it. Follow me. (Laughs)
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(Gasping)
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Wow, this place is amazing!
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Look at the Golden Gate Bridge!
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You're so close you can make eye
contact with the people stuck in traffic.
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You're almost home!
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Oh, hi, we're just finishing up here.
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So, shh!
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Oh, okay, I'll just be over here.
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I won't say another word.
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- Now, Mr. Voltaggio...
- Oh, my God!
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Chef Michael Voltaggio?!
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- I am such a huge fan.
- Thanks.
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You know he won "Top Chef", right?
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Personally, I think he could win
"America's Next Top Model Chef."
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- I'd audition for that show.
- And bring home a trophy!
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What are you doing here?
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Just, uh, interviewing for the chef job.
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Oh!
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Uh-oh.
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Thanks for coming in, Michael.
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You'll be hearing from us very soon.
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Possibly on the way to your car.
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Well, as you can see,
the position's filled.
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So, buh-bye.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, okay.
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So I didn't win "Top Chef,"
and I don't have any awards.
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Heck, I don't even have a boyfriend.
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But you know what I do have?
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Lots and lots of debt.
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Which means I'll be available
to cook for your boss 24/7.
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- By the way, I'm Gabi.
- Yes, you are.
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And you are Elliot Park.
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Mr. Kaminski's publicist,
slash right-hand man, slash
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how lucky is he to have you?
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Congratulations, you can Google.
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Is that a sub-zero?
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(Gasping)
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Oh, last time I saw
this much stainless steel
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I was getting a pap smear.
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Hey, everybody, I'm home.
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Josh, you look fantastic.
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Who travels 10 hours and looks this good?
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Ha-ha, you!
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- How was your trip?
- Ah, China was awesome.
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Only problem is you open a business there,
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an hour later you want
to open up another one.
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(Laughing)
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(Exaggerated laughter)
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- Elliot.
- Okay.
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Ah, wait until you see what I bought.
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It's a ring for Caroline.
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(Gasping)
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Check it out.
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- Oh, my God, it's gorgeous.
- Isn't it? Elliot, who's this?
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Uh, hopefully your new chef if I'm lucky.
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We're hiring a real chef, one
with credentials and awards...
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And tattoos.
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Well, where is he, 'cause I'm starving.
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Uh, well, I can make you something.
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You're not the chef!
She's not the chef!
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But I am here, and I know
exactly what you want to eat.
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Because I am a food mind reader.
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It's one of my superpowers.
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So is driving without insurance.
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Grilled Cheese?!
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This looks... fantastic.
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- Mmm.
- (Chair hissing)
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It's so Ooey-Gooey.
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You know what?
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Forget the other guy, you're hired.
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- (Squealing)
- Elliot: What?!
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What... for making Grilled Cheese?!
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It doesn't count if the name
of the food is the recipe.
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I'm going with my gut on this one.
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And my gut is loving it.
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(Sighing)
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But your gut hasn't met Michael Voltaggio.
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At least have her make a trial dinner!
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That's fine, I'm not afraid of a trial.
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'Cause I'm innocent and my
food will be proven delish.
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So, what do you want me to make?
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Well, I'm proposing to
my girlfriend on Friday,
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and everything's gotta be amazing.
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Like her.
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She's cultured and gorgeous
and way out of my league.
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Can you make a dinner
that'll make her say yes?
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Oh, I'm gonna do better than that.
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I'm gonna make her say, "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
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Sync and corrected by thatjulio
www.addic7ed.com
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(Gasping)
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Six bags of groceries.
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You either got the job, or did
you finally clean out your car?
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No, I got it...
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In an almost-y kind of way.
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I just have to make a trial dinner
and if that goes well, I get the job!
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And if that goes well, I get promoted!
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(Shrieking)
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Wait, what?
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If I bring Josh Kaminski and
his rich friends in as clients
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to Garber, Stukenbaker
and Rizz... (Gasping)
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They'll change the name to Garber,
Stukenbaker, Rizz... and Rodriguez.
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Well, he's going to propose to his
high-society girlfriend during the meal
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and my food has to make her wanna say yes.
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I mean, Sofia, what if I screw this up?
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Uh, stop that.
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You've got to be confident,
okay, like I am at work.
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When I deal with the partners,
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I don't second-guess myself.
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I march right into a meeting.
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I look 'em straight in the eye, and I say,
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"here's your coffee."
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And nobody has to tell
me how they want it, no!
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Gary wants cream,
Shirley wants sugar and...
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Bob wants to stare at my boobs.
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Confidence, boom!
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Yeah... yeah!
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In the kitchen, I have it together.
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And Mr. Kaminski knows that
because look what he gave me.
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Uh... a Black Amex?
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(Sighing)
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You know what they say, once
you go black, you never go back.
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I've got this job in the bag
Doo-dah, doo-dah
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You're gonna get replaced real soon
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All the doo-dah day
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Elliot, what is that?
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The backup meal for tonight,
compliments of our future chef
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Michael Voltaggio.
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You do not need a backup.
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(Sniffing)
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That smells really good.
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No, you know what, it
doesn't matter because...
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Boom!
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Bravo, you set a table.
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And made Cornish Game Hen
with Gorgonzola Caramelized Pears,
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and Truffle Mashed Potatoes,
and a big side dish of bite me.
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Both: Oh, my God, you look so handsome!
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I mean really, really handsome.
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Like a God.
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Oh, Elliot.
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(Chuckling)
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This is my lucky suit.
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I have closed seven
huge deals in this suit.
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Hopefully, tonight will be number eight.
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But just in case things
aren't going my way,
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I designed this rabbit
foot app for my phone.
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You just kind of rub it.
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You don't need that app when you have
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all these apps-etizers!
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Ta-da!
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This looks incredible.
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And I found the perfect
song to set the mood, ready?
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(Singing along to music)
All I want to get is
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A little bit closer
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All I want to know is
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Caroline!
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Can you come a little closer?
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Romance.
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- Tegan and Sara!
- Yeah.
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-I karaoke to this song all the time.
- Me too!
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I want you close
I want you
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I won't treat you
Like you're typical
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Look at you.
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Everything looks amazing.
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I mean, this night is going
to knock Caroline's socks off.
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If she wore socks.
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She doesn't wear socks,
she has awesome legs.
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She has awesome everything.
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Do you wanna know the most
awesome thing about Caroline?
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- What?
- She loves me.
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And why wouldn't she?
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I was always focused on
work... till I met her.
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Now I hardly ever think about developing
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Rich Media Solutions in
Flash and Javascript anymore.
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Yeah, I hardly ever
think about that either.
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(Phone ringing)
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Ooh, that's her, ain't she pretty?
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Hey, baby, are you close?
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I can't really hear you,
you're breaking up, hold on.
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Hey, Sofia.
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So far, it's going really great.
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He likes the way it looks,
the music I picked, my singing.
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No matter what happens,
you are a female warrior.
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And it's kill or be killed and
you have to come out on top.
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Um, are you watching "Hunger Games" again?
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You don't watch "Hunger
Games," you study it.
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Okay.
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I don't think she's gonna be
getting here when we expected.
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Oh, well, that's all right.
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I can keep this warm for an hour.
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You'll have to keep it warm
a little longer than that.
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Caroline wants to take a break.
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Um...
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Something about moving too
fast and not being in control.
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It's kind of hard to
remember her exact words
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when your life is
crumbling in front of you.
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Oh, Josh, I am so sorry.
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I'm sorry, Gabi, this dinner's a bust.
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(Sighing)
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I have no money for my rent
Doo-dah, doo-dah...
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I haven't seen him this upset
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since he lost his "Star
Wars" poster in a poker game.
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I had pocket aces, I had to go all in.
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On the bright side, your
trial dinner is a disaster.
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Which means you're out, Voltaggio's in.
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But that's not fair.
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No one has it harder
than a pretty blonde girl.
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Every time Josh sees you,
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he's going to be reminded of
the worst night of his life.
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Yay!
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Yolanda, you gotta help me out here.
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I really need this job.
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Oh, you got it.
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Now, listen, honey,
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when my son was heartbroken,
I sat him down and I told him...
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Ooh, it's 8:00, gotta bounce.
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Josh?
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- Josh?
- Ow!
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This hurts so bad!
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It actually physically hurts.
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I know, I'm really sorry.
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Josh, come on.
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You're smart, you're
charming, you're successful.
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- You got killer hair.
- I do have killer hair.
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Let's drink to that.
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Okay.
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Oh, there's the engagement ring.
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Wow, it looks even bigger wet.
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I can't believe it's over.
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I just feel so empty.
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That's because you're hungry.
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I'm going to fix you a plate.
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And I know exactly what you like.
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Nothing's gonna make me feel better.
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Not even... Mashed Potatoes?
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Mashed Potatoes?
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With lots of Cream and Butter.
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I like Cream and Butter.
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Oh, my God, that's so good.
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00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:10,247
- Mmm.
- (Sighing)
257
00:12:13,318 --> 00:12:15,185
You're not going to make
me eat alone, are you?
258
00:12:17,455 --> 00:12:19,890
Well, it's kind of unprofessional.
259
00:12:19,924 --> 00:12:21,959
But I hear the food here is really good.
260
00:12:23,928 --> 00:12:26,063
To Mashed Potatoes.
261
00:12:26,097 --> 00:12:28,932
And to my favorite kind
of champagne... free.
262
00:12:31,636 --> 00:12:33,737
You know what?
263
00:12:33,771 --> 00:12:35,539
This meal kicked ass.
264
00:12:35,573 --> 00:12:36,573
It really cheered me up.
265
00:12:36,608 --> 00:12:37,774
Well, I knew it would.
266
00:12:37,809 --> 00:12:39,710
When my mom died, I used to
make special meals for my dad
267
00:12:39,744 --> 00:12:41,445
all the time, and it always cheered him up.
268
00:12:41,479 --> 00:12:42,613
Aw...
269
00:12:42,647 --> 00:12:44,348
I bet you miss your mom.
270
00:12:44,382 --> 00:12:46,149
That must be nice.
271
00:12:46,184 --> 00:12:50,053
I see mine every single day.
272
00:12:50,088 --> 00:12:52,022
Well, my mom was the best.
273
00:12:52,056 --> 00:12:55,292
She taught me to cook, and we
watched Julia Child together.
274
00:12:55,326 --> 00:12:56,293
I love Julia Child.
275
00:12:56,327 --> 00:12:57,961
- Really?!
- Yeah.
276
00:12:57,996 --> 00:12:59,096
I studied her in a business class.
277
00:12:59,130 --> 00:13:00,264
I mean, think about it.
278
00:13:00,298 --> 00:13:03,834
She took her passion and
turned it into an industry.
279
00:13:03,868 --> 00:13:05,903
You know who else was full of passion?
280
00:13:05,937 --> 00:13:07,638
- Caroline.
- Shh, Potatoes.
281
00:13:07,672 --> 00:13:08,605
Mmm.
282
00:13:09,874 --> 00:13:11,875
Yeah, Julia Child was my inspiration.
283
00:13:11,910 --> 00:13:15,579
Whenever I'm in a predicament,
I ask, "what would Julia do?"
284
00:13:15,613 --> 00:13:16,547
That's why I dropped out of college.
285
00:13:16,581 --> 00:13:17,614
- Really?
- Um-hm.
286
00:13:17,649 --> 00:13:21,552
I dropped out of college when I sold
my first company for $3.6 million.
287
00:13:21,586 --> 00:13:24,388
Wow, we're so alike!
288
00:13:24,422 --> 00:13:28,125
We both dropped out of college,
we're both entrepreneurs...
289
00:13:28,159 --> 00:13:32,296
Except you're in fortune 500,
and to me, 500 is a fortune.
290
00:13:32,330 --> 00:13:33,263
(Chuckling)
291
00:13:33,298 --> 00:13:34,898
It's a play on words.
292
00:13:34,933 --> 00:13:36,967
I'm drunk.
293
00:13:37,001 --> 00:13:39,036
Well, you made an amazing dinner.
294
00:13:39,070 --> 00:13:40,003
Well, it's not over yet.
295
00:13:40,038 --> 00:13:41,939
Wait till you see dessert.
296
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:04,027
Oh, Julia wouldn't have done this.
297
00:14:04,493 --> 00:14:07,645
298
00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:11,785
299
00:14:12,136 --> 00:14:14,738
Oh, my God, I had sex with my boss.
300
00:14:19,711 --> 00:14:21,294
Where is my other shoe?
301
00:14:22,214 --> 00:14:24,448
Damn it, I paid $19 for those.
302
00:14:30,321 --> 00:14:31,455
Woman: Yoo-hoo!
303
00:14:31,489 --> 00:14:34,491
Caroline, it's your
future mother-in-law to be.
304
00:14:37,228 --> 00:14:39,363
Gabi?
305
00:14:39,397 --> 00:14:41,198
Oh, my God.
306
00:14:41,232 --> 00:14:42,266
- Did we?
- We did.
307
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:46,003
- Are you sure?
- So sure.
308
00:14:46,037 --> 00:14:47,871
Mother: Wake up my little love birds.
309
00:14:47,906 --> 00:14:48,972
- Holy crap, it's my mom.
- What?!
310
00:14:49,007 --> 00:14:49,973
- You gotta hide.
- No, no...
311
00:14:50,008 --> 00:14:51,708
- Get in the closet!
- What?!
312
00:14:51,743 --> 00:14:54,878
No, no, I am not good with small spaces.
313
00:14:54,913 --> 00:14:56,513
(Shrieking)
314
00:14:57,549 --> 00:14:59,616
You were locked in there?
315
00:14:59,651 --> 00:15:02,553
Until Yolanda found me and let me out.
316
00:15:02,587 --> 00:15:05,722
I had to pee in one of his shoes.
317
00:15:05,757 --> 00:15:06,915
You what?
318
00:15:06,916 --> 00:15:08,659
I tried to find the cheapest one.
319
00:15:09,561 --> 00:15:12,229
Well, it's the cheapest one now.
320
00:15:14,766 --> 00:15:16,641
Gabi, you really screwed this up.
321
00:15:16,642 --> 00:15:17,698
I know.
322
00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:20,049
I wanted to make tarts, not be one.
323
00:15:20,839 --> 00:15:23,551
- I never should've slept with him.
- Uh, you think?
324
00:15:25,477 --> 00:15:27,511
I mean, it'll never go anywhere.
325
00:15:27,545 --> 00:15:30,547
Wait, do you want it to go somewhere?
326
00:15:30,582 --> 00:15:35,252
No, I hate good-looking
guys with tons of money.
327
00:15:35,287 --> 00:15:36,553
I mean, he's way out of my league.
328
00:15:36,588 --> 00:15:38,188
I'm like an Expired Twinkie,
329
00:15:38,223 --> 00:15:40,190
and the girl he loves is
a fancy Chocolate Eclair.
330
00:15:40,225 --> 00:15:42,828
You're more like a ho ho
acting like a ding dong.
331
00:15:44,562 --> 00:15:46,396
Snap out of it!
332
00:15:46,431 --> 00:15:50,100
Okay, he is your boss, not
some guy you have feelings for.
333
00:15:51,236 --> 00:15:53,136
Yeah, you know what, you're right.
334
00:15:53,171 --> 00:15:54,304
I don't have feelings.
335
00:15:54,339 --> 00:15:55,873
No feelings.
336
00:15:55,907 --> 00:15:57,107
I have no feelings.
337
00:15:57,141 --> 00:15:58,141
Oh, my God!
338
00:15:58,176 --> 00:15:59,209
You do have feelings.
339
00:15:59,244 --> 00:16:01,144
No, I left my chef's knives there.
340
00:16:01,179 --> 00:16:02,880
They cost more than my car.
341
00:16:02,914 --> 00:16:04,815
Well, you better go get them.
342
00:16:04,849 --> 00:16:06,950
We're going to need them if
we're gonna live on the streets.
343
00:16:13,825 --> 00:16:16,560
Gabi.
344
00:16:16,594 --> 00:16:20,497
Oh, you scared me so bad when I found
you in the closet, my wig nearly fell off.
345
00:16:23,334 --> 00:16:25,502
I know, about that, I was just...
346
00:16:25,537 --> 00:16:28,272
Trying to make Josh feel better.
347
00:16:28,306 --> 00:16:32,042
You never heard of sending a Muffin Basket?
348
00:16:32,076 --> 00:16:36,013
Well, in a way, I guess you did.
349
00:16:36,047 --> 00:16:37,915
Yeah, I know, I screwed up.
350
00:16:37,949 --> 00:16:40,083
Well, well, well.
351
00:16:40,118 --> 00:16:41,251
Look who's here.
352
00:16:41,286 --> 00:16:44,988
The personal chef who
got a little too personal.
353
00:16:45,023 --> 00:16:48,725
What are you going to make next, a baby?
354
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:49,860
I just came to get my knives.
355
00:16:49,894 --> 00:16:54,498
They're on the counter,
next to your dignity.
356
00:16:54,532 --> 00:16:56,600
Now come on, she's humiliated enough.
357
00:16:56,634 --> 00:16:57,801
Give the girl a break.
358
00:16:57,835 --> 00:17:00,370
Fine, I admit it.
359
00:17:00,405 --> 00:17:02,539
I have been a little petty.
360
00:17:02,574 --> 00:17:05,242
I guess all I have left to say is...
361
00:17:05,276 --> 00:17:08,211
I'm calling Michael Voltaggio
362
00:17:08,246 --> 00:17:09,413
(Doorbell ringing)
363
00:17:13,451 --> 00:17:14,384
Care Bear.
364
00:17:14,419 --> 00:17:16,453
Jujubee.
365
00:17:16,487 --> 00:17:19,022
I'm really, really sorry about all of this.
366
00:17:19,057 --> 00:17:20,324
Well, you have nothing to be sorry about.
367
00:17:20,358 --> 00:17:22,960
Yes, I do.
368
00:17:22,994 --> 00:17:25,095
My shrink says that I create drama.
369
00:17:25,129 --> 00:17:27,097
He says that I'm just so used
to getting everything that I want
370
00:17:27,131 --> 00:17:30,233
that sometimes I sabotage
things to create a challenge.
371
00:17:30,268 --> 00:17:32,169
You understand, right?
372
00:17:34,706 --> 00:17:36,907
Nope.
373
00:17:36,941 --> 00:17:39,710
But that's what I love about you, Caroline.
374
00:17:39,744 --> 00:17:42,512
You're mysterious and
elusive and complicated...
375
00:17:42,547 --> 00:17:43,814
And beautiful.
376
00:17:43,848 --> 00:17:45,449
Exactly.
377
00:17:47,685 --> 00:17:50,487
You totally get me.
378
00:17:50,521 --> 00:17:53,290
God, I love you so much.
379
00:17:53,324 --> 00:17:55,192
I'm sorry I put you through such hell.
380
00:17:55,226 --> 00:17:56,259
It wasn't that bad.
381
00:17:56,294 --> 00:17:59,162
- I slept with someone else.
- Wow!
382
00:17:59,197 --> 00:18:01,398
I said I sabotage.
383
00:18:01,432 --> 00:18:04,334
Look, it was the worst 14 hours of my life.
384
00:18:08,973 --> 00:18:10,007
Do you hate me, Juju?
385
00:18:12,143 --> 00:18:14,745
No.
386
00:18:14,779 --> 00:18:16,747
Not as much as I hate myself.
387
00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:22,653
I slept with someone, too.
388
00:18:22,687 --> 00:18:25,522
Seriously?
389
00:18:25,556 --> 00:18:27,724
I mean, not for nearly
as long, but... yeah.
390
00:18:27,759 --> 00:18:31,361
Look... it was, it was
stupid and meant nothing!
391
00:18:31,396 --> 00:18:33,330
Can you please forgive me?
392
00:18:35,266 --> 00:18:37,200
Well...
393
00:18:37,235 --> 00:18:39,369
It does kind of turn me on.
394
00:18:41,372 --> 00:18:43,106
God, I have issues.
395
00:18:45,143 --> 00:18:46,910
Does this mean we can move on?
396
00:18:46,944 --> 00:18:50,180
Because I love you, Caroline.
397
00:18:50,214 --> 00:18:51,248
And I want to marry you.
398
00:18:51,282 --> 00:18:53,183
Oh, Juju.
399
00:18:55,987 --> 00:18:57,754
(Gasping)
400
00:18:57,789 --> 00:18:58,789
Is that a yes?
401
00:18:58,823 --> 00:19:02,659
Yes! It's beautiful!
402
00:19:02,694 --> 00:19:03,694
I'm calling mother.
403
00:19:10,635 --> 00:19:12,736
Gabi?
404
00:19:12,770 --> 00:19:14,337
Hey.
405
00:19:16,441 --> 00:19:19,376
Uh, I was just coming to get my knives.
406
00:19:19,410 --> 00:19:21,511
Congratulations, I overheard.
407
00:19:21,546 --> 00:19:23,346
I feel horrible about all of this.
408
00:19:23,381 --> 00:19:25,182
Oh, me too, I really
didn't mean for us to...
409
00:19:25,216 --> 00:19:27,384
Neither did I!
410
00:19:27,418 --> 00:19:29,252
I'm so sorry, Gabi.
411
00:19:29,287 --> 00:19:31,354
Yeah, well...
412
00:19:31,389 --> 00:19:33,523
This was my dream job.
413
00:19:33,558 --> 00:19:36,159
I'm not firing you.
414
00:19:36,194 --> 00:19:37,327
My lawyer said I couldn't.
415
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:44,968
I can't stay, that would
be a terrible situation.
416
00:19:45,002 --> 00:19:47,170
Would it?
417
00:19:47,205 --> 00:19:51,141
I mean, I totally get it
if you don't want to, but...
418
00:19:51,175 --> 00:19:54,111
If you do want to, the job is yours.
419
00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:57,981
(Chuckling)
420
00:19:58,015 --> 00:19:59,683
I don't know what to do.
421
00:20:02,019 --> 00:20:04,988
What would Julia do?
422
00:20:05,022 --> 00:20:07,023
I'll tell you what she'd do.
423
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,961
She'd take this job.
424
00:20:10,995 --> 00:20:13,597
Julia's no fool.
425
00:20:13,631 --> 00:20:14,598
Right, Gabi?
426
00:20:14,632 --> 00:20:16,767
Damn right she would.
427
00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:17,901
I'm in!
428
00:20:17,935 --> 00:20:20,570
Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow your roll.
429
00:20:23,775 --> 00:20:27,611
That's what got us into this mess.
430
00:20:27,645 --> 00:20:29,162
- Great talk.
- Yabba-dabba.
431
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,508
432
00:20:32,694 --> 00:20:34,284
Hey...
433
00:20:35,085 --> 00:20:36,353
Ho-oh.
434
00:20:36,932 --> 00:20:38,055
Gabi.
435
00:20:38,056 --> 00:20:39,922
Hey, I made you breakfast in bed.
436
00:20:39,923 --> 00:20:43,505
Oh, no, thanks, I already
gorged myself on Josh.
437
00:20:43,506 --> 00:20:45,225
(Purring)
438
00:20:53,764 --> 00:20:55,125
Okay!
439
00:20:56,689 --> 00:21:00,468
I will just put this here,
and I will make myself scarce.
440
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:02,454
My shoe!
441
00:21:02,935 --> 00:21:05,162
(Laughs)
442
00:21:07,072 --> 00:21:12,102
- Gesundheit!
- Thank you.
443
00:21:13,664 --> 00:21:15,122
Coming, Yolanda!
444
00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:18,443
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