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Previously on "Wrecked"...
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I've been looking
everywhere for you.
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I'm just hanging out
with Florence.
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That boat leaves,
we die here.
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The pirates...
are gonna kill us!
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So we'll split up,
take 'em out all at once.
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-Oh!
-Ow!
-Ooh!
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My friends and I
are going home.
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[ Cheering ]
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**
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**
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[ Red Hot Chili Peppers'
"Give It Away" plays ]
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**
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**
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[ Cheering ]
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Well, all right.
Let's give it up once again
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for Scottsdale's number-one
Chili Peppers tribute band.
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That's the Red Scot
Chili Peppers.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Hey, Cruise-ifornication,
are you having a good time?
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[ Cheering ]
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Now, a little later on,
we're gonna have
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the reggae stylings of the
Dread Hot Chili Peppers for you,
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and they're gonna be taking us
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[Jamaican accent]
undah de bridge, mon.
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[ Man coughs ]
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[ Normal voice ] That's just
a Jamaican character I do.
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Now, coming up next,
we've got the funkiest Hebrews
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this side of Israel,
and that's saying a lot.
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Give it up for
the Red Hot Chili Schleppers!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Shalom,
my funky brothers!
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[ Machine-gun fire ]
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[ Screaming ]
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Herd them up
and take the ship!
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[ Screams, gunfire ]
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[ Glass shatters ]
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**
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[ Screaming, gunfire continues ]
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**
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Florence: What?
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The pirates came here
on a cruise ship?
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Specifically, a Red Hot
Chili Peppers tribute cruise?
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"Featuring the soulful funk
of Flea-vie Wonder"?
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-Ohh.
-Holy shit.
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Who would pay for this?
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No [bleep] way!
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Is this
Cruise-ifornication?!
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Aah!
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I've been on a wait list for
this thing for, like, two years!
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Oh, my God!
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Bang bang bang!
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Wang-a-dang blang!
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Blang-a-wang bang dang!
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Oh, yeah! Hell, yeah!
So tight!
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**
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**
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Looks like
the radio's out.
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You really think you can
drive this thing, Bruce?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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This gal's just like
my old bass boat on steroids,
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except her balls
ain't shriveled up.
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You know what I mean?
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-I do not.
-Yeah.
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I just need a couple of men
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to help me get the engines
up and running.
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A couple of men,
or one Dream Team?
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Actually,
I think I'm gonna go
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help Florence search
below decks, so.
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What? Don't you want to
get the ship started?
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This is how we go home!
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It's just that's she's already
kind of waiting for me,
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so, um...
[ smacks lips ]
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Fine.
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I guess, leave the real work
to the Big Three!
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[ Laughs ]
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Who's the Big Three?
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It's me, you, and Bruce.
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Have we ever been in
the same room together?
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Well, we are now.
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The Big Three!
We're going home!
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Okay, perfect.
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Well, I will let you guys
get to it.
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Hey,
don't worry about us, Owen.
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Me and these two twinks will get
us up and running in no time!
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Nuts! [ Laughs ]
-Oh, God!
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-Oh, my God.
-I'm coming for you next.
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**
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Ooh, check it out!
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Ooh!
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Buy you a drink, milady?
-[ Laughs ]
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**
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Holy shit!
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**
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Looks like The Barracuda's got
a second Sea-Doo.
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Or a Flea-Doo.
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God, they really leaned
on those puns, didn't they?
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Gentlemen, time to treat this
ship like the lady she is.
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Ignition on.
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[ Inhales sharply ]
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All right, Danny.
Pull on that lever.
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Pulling the lever...
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Easy this time.
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[ Low rumbling ]
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Pack, give them pod controls
a nudge.
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Nudging...
and I'm nudging...
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[ Rumbling grows louder ]
Holy shit, is this working?
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There's only one way
to find out.
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Full throttle.
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[ Rumbling
continues to grow ]
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Shush! Shut up!
Shut your yappers!
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[ Rumbling ]
You hear that?
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It's the engines.
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We're moving!
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Oh, my God.
We're going home!
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Oh, my God!
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[ Cheering ]
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-Hell yeah!
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
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[ Indistinct chatter ]
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Chet: Anybody know where
they keep the extra shampoo?
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[ Sabrina's "Boys
(Summertime Love)" plays ]
* Boys
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* Boys, boys, boys
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* Boys, boys, boys
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**
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* Boys, boys, boys
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* Boys, boys, boys
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Yeah, I smoked this one.
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My body's made up of
99% hairs.
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Chet, did you just
take a shower?
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Yeah. There's one in, like,
every cabin.
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-Get out of the way!
-Showers!
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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Oh, my God.
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Oh!
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Oh, my God.
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Come on.
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[ Squeals ]
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Holy Mother of God.
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Oh, beds!
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Oh, my God, beds.
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Oh, my God.
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This is the nicest room
that's ever existed.
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Oh!
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It's a dream.
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Ooh, wait.
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Oh, sorry!
I'm sorry.
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No, no, no. I just --
I want to.
Okay?
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It's just a got to
scrub this down first.
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Yeah.
I am also very, very filthy.
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So I will go scrub down
my ding dong.
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Wow.
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I don't know
why I said that.
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Okay.
I'm gonna go.
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Yep.
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[ Laughs ]
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**
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* Boys, boys, boys
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**
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[ Song ends ]
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Oh, come on!
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[ Indistinct chatter ]
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Hey, did the showers not work
for you guys, either?
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What the hell?
Oh, the showers worked
for some people!
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Them!
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Gasps ] Owen!
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Oh, no.
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[ Whispering ]
My ding dong!
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[ Indistinct chatter ]
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Well, nice work, idiots.
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The running water tanks
are completely tapped out.
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So that's it?
There's no more water?
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Well, the pirates must've
kept it at a low level
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and rationed it.
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Unlike these hogs.
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-Hey!
-[ Gasps ]
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Everyone had the same chance
to take a shower.
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It's not my fault
you were too busy
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playing with yourselves
to take one.
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Hey! Babies, there's plenty of
bottled water downstairs!
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We can use that
to wash our --
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We don't know how long
we're gonna be out at sea.
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That water
is for drinking.
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Pick it up!
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Yeah.
Yes, ma'am.
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Well,
that's just great.
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Hope it was worth it
for you people.
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[ Scoffs ] Um, what do you mean
by "you people"?
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You know exactly what I mean,
bitch.
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-Whoa, hey!
-Guys, guys, hey!
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Come on! Okay, this shower thing
sucks, okay?
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But we can't start
turning on each other now.
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I think we should head down
to the mess hall.
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We'll get some food in us.
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We'll sit down
in some chairs.
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Huh? Chairs?
-I love chairs.
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Okay,
we'll feel much better.
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Let's go.
Come on.
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[ Fog horn blows ]
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So,
what's the plan, Bruce?
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Well, I'm not normally one to
advocate for international trade
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'cause I think
every goddamn thing
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should be made in America --
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land of the free,
home of the brave.
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But if we was to find
an international shipping lane,
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we could flag down a ship.
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I think that's
our only hope.
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That's a good plan.
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Man, Owen and the rest of them
are missing out.
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The three of us up here,
wind in our hair --
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We're like Vikings.
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Right. I'm one of those classic
Indian Vikings.
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Hold up.
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You're Indian?
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Yeah. I mean, I grew up
in Chicago, but I'm Indian.
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Why?
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Well, I think I should
tell you something.
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Here it comes.
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**
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My sister-in-law's Indian.
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What?
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Yeah!
Man, let me tell you.
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Y'all know how to
throw a wedding.
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I mean,
that bhangra dancing music?
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[ Imitating beat ]
I mean, I was sore for a week!
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You went to
an Indian wedding?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
My brother's real crunchy.
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He went full Hindu.
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I had to wear one of them --
what is that long, purple thing?
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A sher--
-A sherwani?
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A sherwani! I was all up
in that sherwani, son.
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-[ Laughs ]
-You couldn't get me out of it.
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[ Laughing ] Yeah!
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**
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My God.
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It's a feast for kings.
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We got cocktail meatballs,
sweet potato mash,
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succotash,
and a shitload of creamed corn.
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Good thing
the toilets still work.
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So, we were just talking,
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and we should probably
get our food first.
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You know, those of us
who showered, I mean.
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Just 'cause, you know,
the rest of you guys
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handling food,
I don't know.
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It doesn't seem hygienic,
right?
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Makes sense to me.
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Come on.
You can't be serious.
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Look, Owen, no one's saying
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you guys are second-class
citizens or anything.
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You're right.
No one is saying that.
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Right. Totally.
We agree.
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Come on, Cleans.
Let's hit it.
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Coming through.
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Owen,
if you want to -- yeah.
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I'm just gonna come in here.
Don't touch!
Hmm.
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Bruce: All right.
So, picture this.
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So I'm there in the mandap
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sweating my ass off
from the, the...
260
00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,833
-Yeah? The sacred fire!
-Sacred fire, yeah.
261
00:11:02,867 --> 00:11:04,200
Listen, man, I know!
The outfits are beautiful.
262
00:11:04,233 --> 00:11:05,967
They just don't breathe.
-Why is that?
263
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000
-I don't understand.
-Talk to someone about that.
264
00:11:08,033 --> 00:11:10,700
Hey, you didn't do
a baraat procession, did you?
265
00:11:10,733 --> 00:11:13,133
Son, I was leading
the damn horse!
266
00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:14,867
-[ Laughs ]
-I was like, hop on in.
267
00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:17,167
Guide it, guide it,
guide it, guide it.
Giddy up, giddy up, come on.
268
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:20,400
Yeah, and -- and I bet
the bathrooms were packed!
269
00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:22,367
What do you mean?
270
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,800
Well, 'cause of the Indian food,
you know?
271
00:11:24,833 --> 00:11:26,500
Gives you the squirts.
272
00:11:26,533 --> 00:11:28,567
Oh, I wouldn't say that.
273
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,967
That's a pretty gross
generalization, dude.
274
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,800
Oh, I -- I was just
saying that it --
275
00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:35,033
You know, with the, um...
276
00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:36,900
I really like naan bread.
277
00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,700
Hey! Danny, do you mind
going downstairs
278
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:40,833
and grabbing us some grub?
279
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:41,967
I feel like
we got it from here.
280
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,900
Right, Bruce?
-But the ship...
281
00:11:43,933 --> 00:11:46,200
It's really a two-man operation
at this point.
282
00:11:46,233 --> 00:11:48,500
Plus, it's getting
so crowded up here.
283
00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:53,367
[ Seagulls crying ]
284
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,900
Cool.
285
00:11:54,933 --> 00:11:57,900
Thanks.
286
00:11:57,933 --> 00:12:00,867
Talk about naan-starter,
am I right?
287
00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:02,133
Oh, you got to
give me up for that.
288
00:12:02,167 --> 00:12:03,800
-[ Laughs ]
-Oh, damn.
289
00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:06,833
[ Indistinct whispering ]
290
00:12:06,867 --> 00:12:08,300
Where are you guys going?
291
00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:11,567
Oh. We just think it's best
if we eat upstairs.
292
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,867
Oh.
293
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,700
Okay, we can get
some chairs and --
294
00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:16,533
No, dude.
295
00:12:16,567 --> 00:12:18,467
Just us.
296
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:20,867
Seriously?
297
00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:22,900
Can't we all
just eat together?
298
00:12:22,933 --> 00:12:25,700
Uh...no, Owen.
We can't.
299
00:12:25,733 --> 00:12:27,900
Because you people reek!
Todd!
300
00:12:27,933 --> 00:12:30,033
I'm sorry. It's the truth,
though. Come on.
301
00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:31,533
Of course it's the truth.
They're disgusting.
302
00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:33,167
But, you know,
they're still our friends.
303
00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,533
Well,
every time I'm near them,
304
00:12:34,567 --> 00:12:37,867
all I smell is the stink
of that island...
305
00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:41,833
the foulness, the death,
306
00:12:41,867 --> 00:12:43,633
Karen's B.O.,
307
00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:46,400
all the random dumps
everywhere!
308
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,900
Don't you people get it?
309
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,133
You're covered in filth!
310
00:12:50,167 --> 00:12:51,533
And I can't stand it!
311
00:12:51,567 --> 00:12:54,033
My God, I mean, the women
smell like the men,
312
00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:57,700
and the men --
You smell like horse people.
313
00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,867
I'm sorry.
314
00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:01,867
I can't go back there.
315
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,667
Come on.
316
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:08,500
**
317
00:13:08,533 --> 00:13:10,200
You coming, Florence?
318
00:13:10,233 --> 00:13:11,667
Florence.
319
00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:17,033
**
320
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:22,900
[ Sad violin playing ]
321
00:13:22,933 --> 00:13:29,400
**
322
00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:31,267
Who is playing that?!
323
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,700
I found it upstairs.
324
00:13:33,733 --> 00:13:35,867
Well, can you stop?!
325
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:39,800
[ Sighs ]
326
00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:42,033
Will someone
pass me a spoon?
327
00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:44,900
Do we not have utensils?
328
00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:47,400
The Cleans
took them all!
329
00:13:49,167 --> 00:13:51,033
No.
330
00:13:51,067 --> 00:13:53,867
No.
We are not animals.
331
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,367
I am going upstairs.
332
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,833
I am going to get us
some silverware.
333
00:13:57,867 --> 00:13:59,567
We will have some dignity!
334
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,033
**
335
00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:02,500
Suit yourself.
336
00:14:02,533 --> 00:14:07,633
**
337
00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:08,900
Hey, man!
338
00:14:08,933 --> 00:14:10,367
We got the ship running!
We're going home!
339
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,867
Yeah, we felt the engines.
That's great.
340
00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:13,167
It was my idea to find
a shipping lane,
341
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,500
and Pack was all like,
"No way, bro!"
342
00:14:14,533 --> 00:14:16,200
And I was like --
-I'm sorry, can this wait?
343
00:14:16,233 --> 00:14:18,700
'Cause I have to go now and get
our spoons and our forks
344
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,400
from the goddamn
shower people.
345
00:14:20,433 --> 00:14:21,533
The what?
346
00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:24,033
I know, right?
Can you believe that shit?
347
00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:26,400
[ Cheerful violin playing ]
348
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,667
[ Haughty laughter ]
349
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:30,000
Mmm.
350
00:14:30,033 --> 00:14:31,300
[ British accent ]
How is your food, darling?
351
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:32,533
[ British accent ]
It's excellent.
352
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,533
And how are you, Roger?
353
00:14:34,567 --> 00:14:36,767
[ Indistinct chatter ]
354
00:14:38,867 --> 00:14:42,000
[ Sniffing ]
355
00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:44,033
Oh, he's filthy.
356
00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:46,033
[ Upper-class accent ]
Sir, can I help you?
357
00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:47,900
Sir?
It's Owen.
358
00:14:47,933 --> 00:14:50,033
Tell you what, my man.
359
00:14:50,067 --> 00:14:52,667
Be a good sport and go back
to your own kind.
360
00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:54,133
"Your own kind"?
361
00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:55,800
Todd,
you sound insane right now.
362
00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:58,467
Wait, what is --
Are these desserts?
363
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:01,500
So is this why you guys
have been sneaking upstairs?
364
00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:04,033
Well, there simply wasn't enough
for everyone, so...
365
00:15:04,067 --> 00:15:06,533
So you just decided to
hoard it all for yourselves?
366
00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:07,967
You guys take one shower,
367
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,367
suddenly you think you're better
than everybody else?
368
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,033
Well, you're not.
These belong to us, too.
369
00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:14,300
Sir,
just come with me, please.
370
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:16,367
Okay, stop calling me sir,
you weirdo.
371
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,733
Give him hell,
Chetsworth!
372
00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:24,867
**
373
00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:27,367
[ Haughty laughter ]
374
00:15:35,733 --> 00:15:38,200
Look! It's as if he's covered
in fessies [feces]!
375
00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:39,800
[ Haughty laughter continues ]
376
00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:41,167
Good God!
377
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:44,367
Pick yourself up, my man!
378
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,233
Come on!
379
00:15:46,267 --> 00:15:47,467
Oh, oh, oh!
380
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:50,833
[ Haughty laughter ]
381
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,533
Shut up!
You sound like "The Purge"!
382
00:15:53,567 --> 00:15:55,367
Oh, come now, Florence!
383
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:59,200
We were just having a little fun
with the boy! [ Laughs ]
384
00:15:59,233 --> 00:16:01,033
I guess dessert's cancelled.
385
00:16:01,067 --> 00:16:03,367
[ Haughty laughter ]
386
00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:07,400
Are there no forks?
387
00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:11,533
Who gives a shit?
388
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:15,867
It's weird.
389
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:18,133
I should be psyched
that we're going home,
390
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:19,800
but this thing whole thing
with Owen and Florence,
391
00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:21,967
it's like, what the hell?
392
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:27,500
You know,
suddenly, he's whipped?
393
00:16:27,533 --> 00:16:29,700
I'm like, "Hi!
394
00:16:29,733 --> 00:16:33,133
Remember me,
your old best friend?"
395
00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:38,000
And now, I just had to watch
Bruce and Pack become besties.
396
00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:39,900
I mean, it's weird.
They're a weird pairing!
397
00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:42,467
They shouldn't be friends!
398
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:45,900
I just kind of feel like
the odd man out.
399
00:16:45,933 --> 00:16:48,867
**
400
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,233
I'm sorry.
401
00:16:50,267 --> 00:16:52,967
I think I just needed
to talk it out.
402
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,300
Thank you for listening,
Karen.
403
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,200
Hmm?
404
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:59,633
What?
405
00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:00,867
Were you talking to me?
406
00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:02,467
Yeah,
I was talking to you!
407
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,567
Weren't you listening?
408
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:04,700
Nope.
409
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:05,900
But you were
nodding your head!
410
00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:07,367
You were looking at me
the whole time!
411
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,367
Oh, no.
412
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,367
No, I was counting
every pea I ate.
413
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,033
It's good to know
how many I can take in
414
00:17:12,067 --> 00:17:14,367
before I need to
make some more space.
415
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,400
[ Stomach gurgles ]
416
00:17:15,433 --> 00:17:16,567
Oh, boy.
417
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:17,800
Wow.
418
00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:20,000
Looks like
the number's 484.
419
00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:21,667
[ Farting ]
Here we go.
420
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:22,700
All right.
421
00:17:22,733 --> 00:17:24,667
Okay.
422
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:26,333
**
423
00:17:26,367 --> 00:17:28,133
Owen, wait!
Leave me alone.
424
00:17:28,167 --> 00:17:30,067
I don't want to get
my "island stink" on you.
425
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:32,867
No, listen!
I'm really sorry.
426
00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:36,833
Well, whatever.
You're clean, I'm clearly not.
427
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,800
What -- Oh, my God.
428
00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:41,167
Oh, yeah.
429
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:44,500
Mm.
430
00:17:44,533 --> 00:17:45,800
[ Laughs ]
431
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:49,533
**
432
00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:50,567
Is that better?
433
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,467
That's...
434
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:53,367
Oh.
435
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,733
-That's good.
-Thank you.
436
00:17:54,767 --> 00:17:56,033
-Okay.
-[ Laughs ]
437
00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:58,867
Wait a minute.
438
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:02,533
I think I know
how to put an end to this.
439
00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:03,733
The guns?
440
00:18:03,767 --> 00:18:05,733
What?
No! Oh, my God!
441
00:18:05,767 --> 00:18:08,367
Oh, yeah.
Um, what do you mean?
442
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,200
Come with me.
443
00:18:10,233 --> 00:18:12,700
I'm telling you, he shaved
half of his head off!
444
00:18:12,733 --> 00:18:14,367
[ Laughter ]
445
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,867
Oh, man. I got to be honest
with you, Bruce.
446
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,400
I was wrong about you.
447
00:18:18,433 --> 00:18:19,567
How do you mean?
448
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,533
Well, I thought you were
a certain type of guy.
449
00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:24,500
And it turns out
you're a lot more, you know.
450
00:18:24,533 --> 00:18:26,733
You know, and --
and to think that
451
00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:28,533
if we hadn't landed
on that island,
452
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:30,967
we would've never gotten
the chance to know each other.
453
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,700
I'm glad that we did.
454
00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:34,700
Amen to that, brother.
455
00:18:34,733 --> 00:18:36,800
-Yeah.
-Right there.
456
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:38,000
Hey, you know
what my favorite part
457
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,367
about being
on that island was?
458
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,367
Lay it on me, Big Bruce.
459
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,300
There wasn't a single
[bleep] Mexican.
460
00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:43,900
Yep, there it is.
I'm gonna get some air.
461
00:18:43,933 --> 00:18:45,033
All right.
Sounds good, lil' buddy!
462
00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:46,200
I'm here when you need me.
463
00:18:46,233 --> 00:18:49,167
[ Peaceful violin playing ]
464
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:53,867
**
465
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,900
Anyone up for a round
of chair polo?
466
00:18:56,933 --> 00:19:00,200
Owen: Hey!
Shower people!
467
00:19:00,233 --> 00:19:01,367
Oh!
468
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:04,167
God, no!
469
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,533
Gah!
470
00:19:06,567 --> 00:19:07,867
[ Whistles ]
471
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:11,200
[ Dramatic music playing ]
472
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:19,333
**
473
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:22,333
Make them unclean!
474
00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:24,900
[ Screaming ]
475
00:19:24,933 --> 00:19:34,900
**
476
00:19:34,933 --> 00:19:37,367
**
477
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,333
Hey!
478
00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:44,867
**
479
00:19:48,733 --> 00:19:51,700
[ Somber music playing ]
480
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:54,800
**
481
00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:56,733
Sorry, Todd.
482
00:19:56,767 --> 00:19:59,367
We've come too far
to be divided now.
483
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,000
**
484
00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:06,500
[ Normal voice ]
You're right.
485
00:20:06,533 --> 00:20:08,200
[ Grunts ]
486
00:20:08,233 --> 00:20:12,033
Hey, was I speaking with
an accent back there?
487
00:20:12,067 --> 00:20:14,400
Yeah.
488
00:20:14,433 --> 00:20:18,233
Sorry I smashed corn
down your crack.
489
00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:20,867
[ Normal voice ] That's okay.
I didn't hate it.
490
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:22,167
**
491
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:26,467
You and I --
We are same now.
492
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,467
What's wrong with you?
493
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,867
Did you hit your head?
494
00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:34,000
[ Thunder crashes ]
495
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,400
[ Rain falling ]
496
00:20:36,433 --> 00:20:37,900
Look!
497
00:20:37,933 --> 00:20:40,200
Showers!
498
00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:48,700
**
499
00:20:48,733 --> 00:20:49,867
Hey, are you okay, dude?
500
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,733
Oh, yeah!
501
00:20:51,767 --> 00:20:54,367
I'm Shawshankin' bro!
502
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:59,367
Aah!
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