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Yo! X Games!
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What the hell's up, man?
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This is Blake H.
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And right over here is...
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Ders H.!
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And we're here to tell you
that you need to consider
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our new sport for this summer's X Games.
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Freaking don't even consider it.
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Just take it, you idiots.
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- It's brilliant, all right?
- Duh.
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Basically what we've done
is taken the sickest
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and gnar-gnarest, most epic
sports and mixed them together.
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I'm talking rollerblading, I'm
talking skateboarding combined
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to make Roller-skating... 2.
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- The New Class.
- Sick.
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What?
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DeMampsa, what up, bro?
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Are you ready to rip?
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I'm ready to rip!
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Actually, I'm very nervous.
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I don't think I'm wearing
enough padding,
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but I will die for you guys!
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Freaking rock on. Ders, light it up.
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Let's do this.
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- Ready to go?
- Ow!
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- Little worried.
- Ow!
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Whoo!
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All right, you got this, DeMamp!
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- [yelling]
- Ders, punch it!
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- We're about to hit the jump!
- [screaming]
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- Whoa, dude!
- Whoo!
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- How did you land that, dude?
- [laughing]
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Blake, tell me you got the shot.
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- I got it...
- You got the shot?
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Oh! Ah! [cracking]
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Ow!
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Great, Blake. I hope you're happy.
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You lost the footie, and the X
Games are in like four days.
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Now we're gonna have to get a
new cameraman for the next run.
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No. Next run? There's not a next run.
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- Blake's hurt, man.
- Yeah, didn't you hear him?
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I, like, fractured it
in, like, six places.
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I don't think my wrist
will ever walk again.
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Fine.
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I'll freaking text Karl,
have him film it.
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He's not gonna be a bitch about
it and go to the hospital
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for no good reason.
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Yeah, um, again, serious injury.
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But it's okay 'cause I like
to ride in ambulances.
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[whispering] I'm gonna steal drugs!
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Get him out of my face!
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I mean, I knew today was gonna
end with an ambulance ride.
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I just didn't think Blake
would be the one in it.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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It means, like, you're
always getting hurt.
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- [ambulance beeping]
- Yeah. Yeah, right, Ders.
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I get hurt all the time.
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- [thudding]
- Dude! Hey!
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Whoa, guys! Hey!
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[ambulance sirens wailing]
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[sighs]
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Hi, 911?
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Yeah, it's Anders again.
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Uh, look, can you tell
your boy to flip a B?
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We got another.
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[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]
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I'm fresh
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You gotta, you gotta, you gotta
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Gotta be fresh
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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
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God, man, I can't believe I broke
my wrist on my scratching hand.
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Ders, will you just give me
one little finger, please?
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Dude, scratch your own butt.
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I'm worried about Adam.
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He probably should've
gotten in the ambulance.
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- He's got a concussion.
- He's fine, dude.
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No, he's not, he's showing
all the symptoms...
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Nausea, memory loss, mood swings.
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[vomits loudly]
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Ew!
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Who puked?
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[giggles]
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Answer me!
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That was you. You just did it.
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All right. Listen up, everybody.
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Because of the little stunt
these three morons pulled
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in the parking lot,
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corporate now wants us to
take an online safety course,
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which sounds super fun.
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So it'll take about three
hours, so after lunch,
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just get to your cubicles...
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- Who's the coolest?
- [choking]
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Who's the coolest? Who's the coolest?
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Can't hear you. Going to sleep.
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Oh, good night.
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I'm her sister.
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I'm Juliette. It's all good.
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Oh, God, I think I'm still drunk.
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Me and B-Rad just did a 12-hour
shift at Spearmint Rhino.
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That pig is still there
just crushing hot wings.
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- Sick.
- B-Rad.
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- That's sick.
- I miss that guy.
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Classic sleeper hold, huh?
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Still funny.
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I see that you've met
my sister, Juliette.
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She's going to be filling in for Jillian
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while she's on National Guard duty.
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- Cool. Freaking sick.
- Yeah.
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What the hell was I saying?
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You were doing some BS speech
about safety or something.
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Dude, I knew this job was gonna
be a complete dookie fountain.
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- Dookie fountain.
- [laughing]
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All right, well, this is how
much fun we're gonna have.
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Because if everybody passes
their online safety course,
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I'm gonna take you on a nature hike.
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- Go walking?
- That's lame.
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I have a better idea.
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I used to date this chick in the Navy.
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She has a jump plane.
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We can go skydiving.
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- Are you serious?
- What?
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- Oh, we should go skydiving!
- Finally.
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Let's go skydiving!
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- Let's go skydiving.
- Guys. Come on, skydiving?
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That's... that's not cool.
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It's, like, so '90s.
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What, are you kidding me?
The '90s were awesome.
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Like "Space Jam," "Doug," Lark Voorhies.
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- Yup.
- "Real World: Seattle."
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When Stephen slapped Irene?
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That was off the hook.
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- It was.
- Uh, Blink 182.
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"What's My Age Again?"
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- Yeah.
- What is my age again?
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- Are you serious?
- How old am I?
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[chanting] Skydiving...
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- Don't start chanting, please...
- All: Skydiving!
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Skydiving!
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- Skydiving!
- All right, okay, fine!
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If you wanna go freaking
skydiving, we'll go skydiving.
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[all cheering]
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Yes! Yes!
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- Yes, yes, yes.
- Yes!
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[laughing] Yes, yes, yes.
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Ew! Who puked?
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[laughs]
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Yeah!
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This freaking safety test is impossible.
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Adam, ple... okay, well,
you are on farmersonly.com
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You're not even taking
the test right now.
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We just... We need to concentrate.
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Do you not want to go on
the field trip, dude?
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Come on, it's gonna be super fun.
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Dude, you know what
happens on field trips.
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Bus ride hookups.
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- [laughs]
- This guy knows. Look.
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You get your Starter jacket
out, put your hand underneath,
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and you make the pussy queef.
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You don't have to tell me.
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I've got history.
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Ninth grade, yeah.
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We took a field trip to
"Fiddler on the Roof,"
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and I "diddler" on the
bus, is what I did.
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- That's awesome.
- Hi.
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Uh, just taking a shot in the dark here,
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but you drug addicts
definitely have drugs, right?
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Uh...
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- Uh... yes.
- Ahem.
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- I can't hear you.
- We got the hookup.
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Yeah, I can't... It's
just, your sister's
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just kind of watching
us like a hawk, so...
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You're worried about Alice?
She's obsessed with me.
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She'll do anything for
my approval. Watch this.
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Hey, Alice, these guys
over here are doing drugs.
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- What?
- Cocaine, you name it.
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- No, no.
- Just kidding.
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I just didn't want to walk
all the way over there.
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So what are you getting
me for lunch, peachy?
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Well, actually, I was going
to let this be a surprise,
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but we're gonna get some
El Pollo Loco tacos.
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Uh, the thing about that
is I'd rather have balls
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in my mouth than eat their tacos.
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'Cause she's a lesbian.
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- Sick.
- Thanks.
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Go to Tina's Tacos. They're the best.
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Tell Tina you know me and she'll
give you that extra guac hookup.
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- Stop touching my breast.
- Vamonos. Mami's hungry.
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- Mm!
- Smoking in Alice's office.
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Okay, so you all passed.
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Man, this sucks that you're only
gonna work here for two weeks.
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- I really love you.
- Yeah.
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No, two weeks... that's my
limit on any job, dude.
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- Mm.
- Whoa.
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You guys didn't tell me that a
famous actress worked here.
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- What, Didi?
- Yeah.
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Oh, no, she's not a famous actress.
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- No, it's Didi.
- Oh...
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- Yeah, she's a lizard.
- She used to be.
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Look at this. Check this out.
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Ooh. She is one bad mama-jamma.
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Didi's, like, a lesbian icon.
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What, bitch? You gonna
stand there and stare
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or you gonna sock it to my
pocket like a space rocket?
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Oh, my stars. You weren't kidding.
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- Nope.
- That's her, isn't it?
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All your friends are dead.
Now you are too.
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[gunshots]
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Dude, this puts Didi
in a whole new light.
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I think I just found my...
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bus ride hookup.
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[coughs and grunts]
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[laughs] Oh, no, no, no, no, Ders.
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I'm the one who's gonna be
slipping Didi my digits.
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And I'm not talking
about my phone number.
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I just called her, okay?
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Are we really about to
have this manversation?
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Okay, yeah, actually we are.
I need some manswers, dude,
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and I'm sorry to talk about
this in front of you.
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- It's just guy stuff.
- I mean, I'm fine with it.
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Dude, it's a field trip.
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I'm definitely finger-banging
a TelAmeri-vag.
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- [laughs]
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, but I called Didi.
- No...
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Well, guys, I don't have
time for this buffoonery
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because I actually have
a meeting with Karl
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in the parking lot right now.
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- What? About what?
- I don't know, Anders!
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[clattering]
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Okay.
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[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]
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Hey, Didi, uh, could you help
me with something real quick?
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- [wheels squeaking]
- Huh?
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- Yeah.
- What the... what's going on?
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I just wanted to show you a
little something with my, uh,
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finger skateboard.
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Thought maybe you could watch
me shred some gnar tricks.
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Tell me how you like my finger skills.
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Sit back, relax, and
enjoy the sho... oh!
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Oh, do you like the way I ollie?
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Oh, that's weird, I'm so good,
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and this isn't even my good hand.
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- I'm actually left-handed.
- [strums banjo]
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If you get what I'm saying.
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- [strums banjo]
- What the hell's that?
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Can you do this?
248
00:08:38,623 --> 00:08:40,223
What's up, Didi? Check it.
249
00:08:40,224 --> 00:08:42,359
[plays upbeat bluegrass tune] Ooh!
250
00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:43,393
Yeah!
251
00:08:43,394 --> 00:08:48,198
252
00:08:48,199 --> 00:08:49,900
They call them "licks" for a reason.
253
00:08:49,901 --> 00:08:51,201
[giggles]
254
00:08:51,202 --> 00:08:53,654
255
00:08:53,655 --> 00:08:54,905
Yeah, you're pretty cool.
256
00:08:54,906 --> 00:08:57,099
- Honor.
- Okay. Yeah, no.
257
00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:59,159
And you can go lick off, Steve Martin.
258
00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:01,378
Why don't you go put a arrow
through your head, you idiot?
259
00:09:01,379 --> 00:09:04,915
'Cause I was just about to
show her my final trick.
260
00:09:04,916 --> 00:09:07,109
Oh, hey, finger skater boy.
261
00:09:07,110 --> 00:09:09,444
I said, see you later, boy.
262
00:09:09,445 --> 00:09:11,421
You're not good enough for her.
263
00:09:11,422 --> 00:09:13,340
Okay, well, that's funny
you should say that,
264
00:09:13,341 --> 00:09:16,259
because it's gonna be pretty
hard for her to refuse my love
265
00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:18,929
- when I can do this.
- Oh, oh!
266
00:09:18,930 --> 00:09:20,956
- So it's time to battle?
- Watch this.
267
00:09:20,957 --> 00:09:23,016
She'll be coming around
the mountain when she comes
268
00:09:23,017 --> 00:09:24,601
Stop! Obviously.
269
00:09:24,602 --> 00:09:26,937
- See you later, guys.
- What are you doing?
270
00:09:26,938 --> 00:09:28,672
What? It's an old-fashioned duel.
271
00:09:28,673 --> 00:09:30,799
Except instead of real guns,
we're using finger guns.
272
00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,576
Oh, this isn't a duel, Ders, okay?
273
00:09:32,577 --> 00:09:34,528
'Cause you don't stand
a chance, all right?
274
00:09:34,529 --> 00:09:37,114
'Cause I'm gonna be the one
at the back of the bus
275
00:09:37,115 --> 00:09:40,250
rocking Didi's world with some erotic...
276
00:09:40,251 --> 00:09:41,284
pawing.
277
00:09:41,285 --> 00:09:42,703
[meowing]
278
00:09:42,704 --> 00:09:44,980
Am I getting right under
little kitty's chin?
279
00:09:44,981 --> 00:09:47,374
And then guess what.
While she's not looking...
280
00:09:48,426 --> 00:09:50,319
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, my God.
281
00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:52,696
Is that how you think you're
supposed to finger a girl?
282
00:09:52,697 --> 00:09:55,265
Yeah. What, you think that's
how you finger a girl?
283
00:09:55,266 --> 00:09:57,267
Dude, you're a dummy... you
don't even have any cool moves.
284
00:09:57,268 --> 00:09:58,493
I got a cool move.
285
00:09:58,494 --> 00:10:00,387
You basically make the
shadow puppet dog,
286
00:10:00,388 --> 00:10:03,196
but then you shove it in, right?
And then it just bites the meat.
287
00:10:03,196 --> 00:10:05,092
Ding-dong, ding-dong,
ding-dong, ding-dong.
288
00:10:05,092 --> 00:10:06,611
Let me in, ma'am, I got
a vacuum to sell ya.
289
00:10:06,611 --> 00:10:07,502
Okay, this is what I call the twister...
290
00:10:07,503 --> 00:10:08,812
Okay, you guys! Okay, stop.
291
00:10:08,813 --> 00:10:11,064
- Come, follow me.
- What?
292
00:10:11,063 --> 00:10:12,783
Working up a sweat.
293
00:10:12,784 --> 00:10:15,152
Okay, that's secure. Excellent.
294
00:10:15,153 --> 00:10:16,620
Oh, dude!
295
00:10:16,621 --> 00:10:19,723
Goons the [beep]Eater
strikes again, man.
296
00:10:19,724 --> 00:10:21,558
[laughs] That is funny.
297
00:10:21,559 --> 00:10:23,393
Oh, uh, talent on set.
298
00:10:23,394 --> 00:10:25,662
Okay, everybody, let's
gather round, let's do this.
299
00:10:25,663 --> 00:10:28,398
Whoo! Let's go, okay!
300
00:10:28,399 --> 00:10:29,666
Yeah!
301
00:10:29,667 --> 00:10:31,026
You're lucky we even showed up
302
00:10:31,027 --> 00:10:32,302
'cause we're a busy crew.
303
00:10:32,303 --> 00:10:33,754
We got back-to-back quincea?eras
304
00:10:33,755 --> 00:10:35,422
later on this afternoon,
so let's get to it.
305
00:10:35,423 --> 00:10:36,698
Time is money, all right?
306
00:10:36,699 --> 00:10:38,367
[retches]
307
00:10:38,368 --> 00:10:40,076
Okay. Yeah, let's do this.
308
00:10:40,077 --> 00:10:41,578
Okay, let's roll camera.
309
00:10:41,579 --> 00:10:43,013
- Roll sound.
- Rolling!
310
00:10:43,014 --> 00:10:44,353
Good. And...
311
00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:47,058
[mouthing] Action.
312
00:10:50,981 --> 00:10:52,656
Adam... okay, man.
313
00:10:52,657 --> 00:10:55,091
Look, if you're nervous,
just use that emotion.
314
00:10:55,092 --> 00:10:56,593
Think about the script.
315
00:10:56,594 --> 00:10:59,095
Say your lines with that emotion.
316
00:10:59,096 --> 00:11:00,263
It's gonna be great.
317
00:11:00,264 --> 00:11:01,998
All right.
318
00:11:01,999 --> 00:11:03,433
Where's the script?
319
00:11:03,434 --> 00:11:04,893
Okay, cut.
320
00:11:04,894 --> 00:11:06,395
Okay, we don't work without a script,
321
00:11:06,396 --> 00:11:07,954
so if you'll excuse us,
we need to go watch
322
00:11:07,955 --> 00:11:10,941
two beautiful, young
Mexican females turn into
323
00:11:10,942 --> 00:11:13,960
two beautiful, old Mexican women.
324
00:11:13,961 --> 00:11:16,405
So buh-buh-bye.
325
00:11:16,406 --> 00:11:18,407
Oh, don't you turn your backs on me!
326
00:11:18,408 --> 00:11:20,016
Don't you...
327
00:11:20,017 --> 00:11:21,468
I'll break everything that you own!
328
00:11:21,469 --> 00:11:22,953
I will break you!
329
00:11:22,954 --> 00:11:25,856
I will ruin you and your whole squadron!
330
00:11:25,857 --> 00:11:28,458
I'm gonna fight one of
these women right here.
331
00:11:28,459 --> 00:11:31,753
I'm gonna beat the shit out
of this girl right here.
332
00:11:31,754 --> 00:11:34,815
Yeah, the big one. I'm coming for you...
333
00:11:34,816 --> 00:11:36,700
Ooh!
334
00:11:36,701 --> 00:11:37,901
Homeless Mike, are you okay?
335
00:11:37,902 --> 00:11:39,903
Okay, lesson number one.
336
00:11:39,904 --> 00:11:41,822
Clitoris is on the top of the kiwi.
337
00:11:41,823 --> 00:11:43,323
- Copy that?
- Yeah.
338
00:11:43,324 --> 00:11:44,933
- Butthole is on the bottom.
- [giggling]
339
00:11:44,934 --> 00:11:46,493
Just avoid that unless she says not to.
340
00:11:46,494 --> 00:11:47,744
- Okay, okay.
- She's gonna say not to.
341
00:11:47,745 --> 00:11:49,079
So just calm down.
342
00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,330
I want you to just go up and down,
343
00:11:50,331 --> 00:11:53,049
gently massage the clitoris.
344
00:11:53,050 --> 00:11:54,751
Okay, and the clitoris is in here?
345
00:11:54,752 --> 00:11:56,278
- Yes... oh! No!
- So get in there...
346
00:11:56,279 --> 00:11:57,671
- Yeah, get it, boy.
- Okay, stop. Stop.
347
00:11:57,672 --> 00:11:59,089
Oh, look, I'm making the Jell-O.
348
00:11:59,090 --> 00:12:00,557
Here, let me just... I'll show you.
349
00:12:00,558 --> 00:12:01,558
At least there's liquid coming out.
350
00:12:01,559 --> 00:12:02,826
I heard that's good.
351
00:12:02,827 --> 00:12:03,952
When do we get to go to the butthole?
352
00:12:03,953 --> 00:12:05,729
- Hi there.
- Hi.
353
00:12:05,730 --> 00:12:09,124
So, uh, I actually found
something interesting.
354
00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:10,990
Um, I just went on my computer
355
00:12:10,990 --> 00:12:13,186
and I checked the safety course scores,
356
00:12:13,187 --> 00:12:17,774
and funny, it looks like you
two and Adam all scored a 69.
357
00:12:17,775 --> 00:12:18,967
Oh, good for you guys.
358
00:12:18,968 --> 00:12:20,360
- Frickin' triple 69.
- Nice.
359
00:12:20,361 --> 00:12:21,912
We've always wanted to do that.
360
00:12:21,913 --> 00:12:23,346
- That's awesome!
- I'm not buying it.
361
00:12:23,347 --> 00:12:24,865
She put you up to this, didn't she?
362
00:12:24,866 --> 00:12:26,533
Look, we got those scores on our own.
363
00:12:26,534 --> 00:12:28,418
I mean why... do you want
a cup for your hater-ade?
364
00:12:28,419 --> 00:12:30,253
'Cause that's what you're drinking.
365
00:12:30,254 --> 00:12:32,314
- Do you want a cup for it?
- That's a dirty cup though.
366
00:12:32,315 --> 00:12:34,541
You should've seen the other girl.
367
00:12:34,542 --> 00:12:35,632
What?
368
00:12:35,632 --> 00:12:36,966
I got in a fight in the parking lot.
369
00:12:36,967 --> 00:12:38,033
I think I beat up a woman.
370
00:12:38,034 --> 00:12:39,268
You know what? That is it!
371
00:12:39,269 --> 00:12:40,536
- Skydiving is cancelled.
- Ohh!
372
00:12:40,537 --> 00:12:42,329
Okay? No!
373
00:12:42,330 --> 00:12:45,140
You are too much of a liability,
and I am not taking the risk.
374
00:12:45,141 --> 00:12:48,043
We are going with my plan,
and we're gonna go hiking.
375
00:12:48,044 --> 00:12:50,312
And it's gonna be fun. Deer.
376
00:12:50,313 --> 00:12:51,714
Deer? Deers are pretty.
377
00:12:51,715 --> 00:12:53,340
I'm supposed to diddle Didi!
378
00:12:53,341 --> 00:12:55,176
I can't do that if we're
going to Rancho Hills.
379
00:12:55,177 --> 00:12:57,011
That's like six minutes away.
How am I supposed
380
00:12:57,012 --> 00:12:58,679
to diddle Didi in six minutes?
381
00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,155
It's gonna take me at least a half hour
382
00:13:00,156 --> 00:13:01,907
to find a clit on the butthole.
383
00:13:01,908 --> 00:13:04,493
I don't know why you guys
are talking to each other
384
00:13:04,494 --> 00:13:07,796
in that tone, and I don't
know why I'm in the kitchen.
385
00:13:07,797 --> 00:13:10,916
Okay, everyone just calm down.
We're gonna go skydiving.
386
00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:13,752
I've been manipulating Alice
my entire life, all right?
387
00:13:13,753 --> 00:13:16,572
All we have to do is apologize,
do some grand gesture,
388
00:13:16,573 --> 00:13:17,673
and she's gonna fold.
389
00:13:17,674 --> 00:13:19,200
- Okay?
- Yeah, no doubt.
390
00:13:19,201 --> 00:13:22,219
391
00:13:23,727 --> 00:13:25,635
Kick it
392
00:13:26,977 --> 00:13:29,129
- Here she comes, here she comes.
- Shh. Everyone, be professional.
393
00:13:29,130 --> 00:13:30,848
What the hell are you
guys doing in here?
394
00:13:30,849 --> 00:13:31,943
Get back to to work.
395
00:13:31,943 --> 00:13:34,111
First of all, we want to
say that we are sorry
396
00:13:34,112 --> 00:13:36,088
and that we take safety very seriously.
397
00:13:36,089 --> 00:13:37,757
And to show that... Have a seat...
398
00:13:37,758 --> 00:13:40,259
We put together a little presentation.
399
00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:43,896
Yes, welcome to our presentation of...
400
00:13:43,897 --> 00:13:48,041
"Office Safety: It's Very
Important and We Get That."
401
00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:49,792
I'd love to run some stats by you.
402
00:13:49,793 --> 00:13:53,095
Recent studies have shown that
the most dangerous things
403
00:13:53,096 --> 00:13:55,965
you can do are retreats on earth.
404
00:13:55,966 --> 00:13:57,383
On the ground.
405
00:13:57,384 --> 00:13:59,885
Here's a great example
of what might happen
406
00:13:59,886 --> 00:14:01,804
on an outside work retreat.
407
00:14:01,805 --> 00:14:03,806
Juliette, watch out for that cliff!
408
00:14:03,807 --> 00:14:06,834
Cliff? What cliff? [trailing off]
409
00:14:06,835 --> 00:14:11,005
We shall celebrate our...
Our bountiful harvest
410
00:14:11,006 --> 00:14:13,382
with our new native friends...
411
00:14:13,383 --> 00:14:17,236
by feasting and giving strength.
412
00:14:17,237 --> 00:14:18,988
Uh... thanks.
413
00:14:18,989 --> 00:14:21,849
And we shall call this
day "Thanksgiving."
414
00:14:21,850 --> 00:14:23,242
Adam, wrong... No, this is...
415
00:14:23,243 --> 00:14:25,227
Wrong performance. This
is a safety presentation.
416
00:14:25,228 --> 00:14:29,231
Your words make no sense
to me, noble Indian.
417
00:14:29,232 --> 00:14:31,901
But I shall thank you and your people
418
00:14:31,902 --> 00:14:33,919
for the corn and the blankets.
419
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,196
What the hell is wrong with him?
420
00:14:35,197 --> 00:14:37,031
Corn. So, okay.
421
00:14:37,032 --> 00:14:39,508
Say we're on the hike and
we're picking wild corn.
422
00:14:39,509 --> 00:14:41,177
Okay, and what's that? Ah! Rattlesnake!
423
00:14:41,178 --> 00:14:42,745
Rattlesnake to the neck!
424
00:14:42,746 --> 00:14:44,872
I've now been bit, the venom
is coursing through me.
425
00:14:44,873 --> 00:14:46,582
If someone doesn't suck
the venom out soon,
426
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:48,351
I will have a casualty. Who, hm?
427
00:14:48,352 --> 00:14:49,543
Who should do it? Maybe Didi.
428
00:14:49,544 --> 00:14:50,853
Get over here and work my neck, girl.
429
00:14:50,854 --> 00:14:53,849
Didi? Oh, ow! More corn snakes!
430
00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:56,472
Bit me in the neck! So, Didi, you're
gonna have to suck on my neck too.
431
00:14:56,472 --> 00:14:58,066
Well, me first 'cause I
got bit first, so...
432
00:14:58,066 --> 00:14:59,070
I need it.
433
00:14:59,070 --> 00:15:01,222
It's been a while since
I've had a snake bite me.
434
00:15:01,223 --> 00:15:02,598
But I'm a pilot in the next scene.
435
00:15:02,599 --> 00:15:03,557
I switched with Gary.
436
00:15:03,558 --> 00:15:05,935
What? Okay, no recasting.
437
00:15:05,936 --> 00:15:08,004
- What needs sucking?
- Uh...
438
00:15:08,005 --> 00:15:10,106
Okay, I can see what you guys are doing
439
00:15:10,107 --> 00:15:11,507
and it is not happening, okay?
440
00:15:11,508 --> 00:15:13,442
We are not going skydiving.
441
00:15:13,443 --> 00:15:15,378
We are going hiking, and that is final.
442
00:15:15,379 --> 00:15:17,380
Can you please just be cool
for once in your life?
443
00:15:17,381 --> 00:15:18,881
- Right?
- Try it?
444
00:15:18,882 --> 00:15:20,466
Okay, do you wanna know what's cool?
445
00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:22,451
Consistency and leadership.
446
00:15:22,452 --> 00:15:24,954
You think what she does is cool?
447
00:15:24,955 --> 00:15:27,807
She just, like, goes from job to job
448
00:15:27,808 --> 00:15:30,726
and girl to girl and has
no responsibilities
449
00:15:30,727 --> 00:15:32,294
and isn't tied down.
450
00:15:32,295 --> 00:15:33,963
That's not cool, okay?
451
00:15:33,964 --> 00:15:35,481
Alice, that's the definition of cool
452
00:15:35,482 --> 00:15:37,533
and I think you're just jealous
453
00:15:37,534 --> 00:15:39,802
and it's not a good look on you.
454
00:15:39,803 --> 00:15:41,487
I am not jealous.
455
00:15:41,488 --> 00:15:43,539
Oh, my gosh, this is sad.
456
00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:45,041
You won't even let us have any fun
457
00:15:45,042 --> 00:15:47,993
just so you can win some
stupid family squabble?
458
00:15:47,994 --> 00:15:49,650
I'm disappointed in you.
459
00:15:51,164 --> 00:15:53,983
All right. Fine. Fine, you know what?
460
00:15:53,984 --> 00:15:55,918
You know what, you're probably right.
461
00:15:55,919 --> 00:15:57,336
All right? I am not cool.
462
00:15:57,337 --> 00:15:59,488
I'm never gonna be as cool as Juliette.
463
00:15:59,489 --> 00:16:01,257
She's always been the cool one.
464
00:16:01,258 --> 00:16:03,392
So you know what, if you want
to go and hang out with her
465
00:16:03,393 --> 00:16:06,662
and go skydiving and not hang
out with me on a hike...
466
00:16:06,663 --> 00:16:10,499
Your Alice... Fine, I can't stop you.
467
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:11,767
- Yeah, we do.
- Yeah.
468
00:16:11,768 --> 00:16:12,768
- Sick! All right!
- Awesome.
469
00:16:12,769 --> 00:16:14,170
Yeah, we did it!
470
00:16:14,171 --> 00:16:16,338
Okay, so for the X Games submission,
471
00:16:16,339 --> 00:16:19,442
I'm gonna Roller-skate 2,
The New Class out of an airplane.
472
00:16:19,443 --> 00:16:20,910
- That's cool, right?
- Yeah.
473
00:16:20,911 --> 00:16:22,344
And then I'll be the first person
474
00:16:22,345 --> 00:16:25,473
to Roller-skate 2, The New Class midair.
475
00:16:25,474 --> 00:16:27,016
- Which is cool, right?
- Yeah.
476
00:16:27,017 --> 00:16:28,584
Okay, so I need you guys
to help me film it.
477
00:16:28,585 --> 00:16:30,086
Yeah, I mean, we're in.
478
00:16:30,087 --> 00:16:31,479
I think we're just glad to see you back
479
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,589
to your good, old, normal self.
480
00:16:33,590 --> 00:16:35,838
Oh, well, I didn't die in my sleep,
481
00:16:35,838 --> 00:16:37,785
which the doctor said is a good sign.
482
00:16:37,785 --> 00:16:38,931
- Yeah, that is.
- That's huge.
483
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,645
But I gotta wear this
helmet because evidently,
484
00:16:40,645 --> 00:16:42,570
if I get one more concussion,
I'll get brain damage.
485
00:16:42,570 --> 00:16:43,703
But for now, I'm fine.
486
00:16:43,705 --> 00:16:45,039
- One second.
- Right on.
487
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,109
Hey, guys, the van's out back.
488
00:16:47,109 --> 00:16:48,818
- Just save me a seat next to you.
- I want to sit next to you.
489
00:16:48,818 --> 00:16:50,372
I don't understand what the big deal is.
490
00:16:50,373 --> 00:16:53,169
I'd love to just talk on the bus.
491
00:16:53,168 --> 00:16:54,749
No, no, no, this is...
492
00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:56,685
This is fine, this is just fine.
493
00:16:56,685 --> 00:16:58,286
It's actually very typical of you.
494
00:16:58,286 --> 00:16:59,745
I mean, you promised an entire office
495
00:16:59,746 --> 00:17:01,355
that you'd take them skydiving,
496
00:17:01,356 --> 00:17:03,634
and now you're bailing
on them for some girl.
497
00:17:03,634 --> 00:17:06,152
- I mean, cool.
- Yeah, what is the problem?
498
00:17:06,154 --> 00:17:07,805
The problem is is that the
van is going to be here
499
00:17:07,806 --> 00:17:09,040
in five minutes.
500
00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:11,158
What am I supposed to tell them?
501
00:17:11,159 --> 00:17:13,102
Make something up. I don't know.
502
00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:16,580
Tell them that I got my period
and that my tampon will fly out.
503
00:17:16,581 --> 00:17:17,940
No.
504
00:17:17,941 --> 00:17:20,943
No, I am done covering for you, okay?
505
00:17:20,944 --> 00:17:23,279
You know what, I really
thought you'd changed.
506
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,489
But you're still the same flake
that you've always been.
507
00:17:25,490 --> 00:17:27,158
- Oh, God.
- And I'm over it.
508
00:17:27,159 --> 00:17:28,926
So get the hell out of my call center.
509
00:17:28,927 --> 00:17:30,561
Jesus!
510
00:17:30,562 --> 00:17:32,730
Ahem. Uh, attention, everyone.
511
00:17:32,731 --> 00:17:35,733
Uh... unfortunate I have some bad news.
512
00:17:35,733 --> 00:17:38,519
Seems that Juliette is
not going to be able
513
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,187
to take you skydiving today.
514
00:17:40,188 --> 00:17:42,965
So, um, she...
515
00:17:42,966 --> 00:17:44,306
started her period.
516
00:17:44,305 --> 00:17:46,240
Ooh, I know how bad that can get.
517
00:17:46,241 --> 00:17:49,326
Well, I mean everybody knows
that at that altitude,
518
00:17:49,327 --> 00:17:52,124
I mean, your tampon can
just fly out of you.
519
00:17:52,124 --> 00:17:53,213
No, that's true.
520
00:17:53,214 --> 00:17:55,983
A lot of lesbians have
medical issues because
521
00:17:55,984 --> 00:17:57,923
they don't have dicks inside of them.
522
00:17:57,923 --> 00:17:59,002
Yeah, sure.
523
00:17:59,003 --> 00:18:01,221
- This is ridiculous!
- I'm sorry, you guys.
524
00:18:01,222 --> 00:18:02,890
Thanks, Alice.
525
00:18:02,891 --> 00:18:04,324
Real cool.
526
00:18:04,325 --> 00:18:05,509
But you know what?
527
00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:07,452
Hey, what if I....
528
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:09,563
I don't know, what if I
take you guys skydiving?
529
00:18:09,564 --> 00:18:11,957
Okay, are you being serious right now?
530
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,600
- Yeah.
- Yes! Alice freaking rocks.
531
00:18:13,601 --> 00:18:14,902
- Yeah!
- Alice!
532
00:18:14,903 --> 00:18:18,355
[all chanting] Alice! Alice! Alice!
533
00:18:18,356 --> 00:18:20,632
All right, yes, okay, thank
you, that is very sweet.
534
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:23,360
But let's just get on the van
before I change my mind, okay?
535
00:18:23,361 --> 00:18:25,412
- Shotgun!
- I don't think so.
536
00:18:25,413 --> 00:18:26,947
- Okay.
- Hey, um, Alice?
537
00:18:26,948 --> 00:18:28,198
- We're gonna go skydiving!
- What?
538
00:18:28,199 --> 00:18:29,283
We heard the whole conversation
539
00:18:29,284 --> 00:18:30,809
with you and Juliette.
540
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,978
And we know that she's
not on her period.
541
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,756
And it's pretty cool for you to
step up for the office, so...
542
00:18:35,757 --> 00:18:37,257
Yeah, that's really freaking cool.
543
00:18:37,258 --> 00:18:39,092
I'd even go to say, uh...
544
00:18:39,093 --> 00:18:40,761
you're the coolest Murphy sister.
545
00:18:40,762 --> 00:18:42,963
- Thanks, Blake.
- Right?
546
00:18:42,964 --> 00:18:44,823
Seriously, thank you for saying that.
547
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,467
That really means a lot to me.
548
00:18:47,468 --> 00:18:49,052
I just feel like I've always grown up
549
00:18:49,053 --> 00:18:50,804
in the shadow of my sister.
550
00:18:50,805 --> 00:18:52,806
She always makes me feel
so small, you know?
551
00:18:52,807 --> 00:18:55,500
- [giggling]
- Just makes me feel this big.
552
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,277
Are you crying right now?
553
00:18:57,278 --> 00:18:59,229
Oh, my God, that is so weak!
554
00:18:59,230 --> 00:19:01,398
- Why are you crying?
- That's such a weak emotion.
555
00:19:01,399 --> 00:19:03,283
Yeah, you cry? [laughter]
556
00:19:03,284 --> 00:19:04,785
Ew, that's not a good look on you.
557
00:19:04,786 --> 00:19:05,953
- You got issues.
- Oh, my God.
558
00:19:05,954 --> 00:19:07,904
Crybaby.
559
00:19:07,905 --> 00:19:09,489
"My sister!"
560
00:19:09,490 --> 00:19:10,907
- No, I want Didi!
- Stop!
561
00:19:10,908 --> 00:19:12,459
- Get out of my way.
- Please, just stop.
562
00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:14,461
- I need this, okay?
- Uh, that's my seat.
563
00:19:14,462 --> 00:19:16,229
- That's me.
- What? No.
564
00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:17,422
Sit somewhere else.
565
00:19:21,012 --> 00:19:23,345
- Hey, uh...
- What?
566
00:19:26,384 --> 00:19:27,841
I brought a kiwi.
567
00:19:27,842 --> 00:19:30,369
If you wanted to, I don't know, like...
568
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,346
pretend on the way there.
569
00:19:32,347 --> 00:19:34,373
Great.
570
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,183
Imagination is a powerful thing.
571
00:19:36,184 --> 00:19:38,685
[dramatic music]
572
00:19:38,686 --> 00:19:41,355
Yeah. Yeah, thanks.
573
00:19:41,356 --> 00:19:43,382
This could've been you, Didi.
574
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,492
When you guys are done
finger-banging that kiwi,
575
00:19:45,493 --> 00:19:46,718
can I get it?
576
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,161
I'm starving.
577
00:19:48,162 --> 00:19:49,227
You got it.
578
00:19:50,498 --> 00:19:52,532
[clears throat]
579
00:19:52,533 --> 00:19:54,927
[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]
580
00:19:56,249 --> 00:19:59,175
[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]
581
00:20:00,188 --> 00:20:01,955
Okay, you're all set!
582
00:20:01,956 --> 00:20:05,292
I'm sorry, but isn't it
illegal to allow someone
583
00:20:05,293 --> 00:20:07,644
to jump alone on their first time?
584
00:20:07,645 --> 00:20:11,481
Yeah, technically you're supposed
to have 25 jumps in first.
585
00:20:11,482 --> 00:20:14,443
But we're not a legal skydiving company.
586
00:20:14,444 --> 00:20:16,970
I'm just a chick with a plane
who used to bang your sister!
587
00:20:16,971 --> 00:20:18,071
What? What?
588
00:20:18,072 --> 00:20:19,306
No! No!
589
00:20:19,307 --> 00:20:21,324
- [screams]
- Ooh, whoa!
590
00:20:21,325 --> 00:20:22,742
- All right, who's up next?
- All right!
591
00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:24,477
Me? Cool.
592
00:20:24,478 --> 00:20:26,213
- Ooh-rah!
- Okay.
593
00:20:26,214 --> 00:20:27,747
Whoa!
594
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,716
Whoa! [laughing]
595
00:20:29,717 --> 00:20:31,751
Jumping, jumping!
596
00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:33,753
Oh, what am I doing?
597
00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:35,722
They don't even wear
helmets in the X Games.
598
00:20:35,723 --> 00:20:37,761
Roller-skate guy, you're up!
599
00:20:38,059 --> 00:20:39,987
[screaming]
600
00:20:40,728 --> 00:20:41,895
No!
601
00:20:41,896 --> 00:20:43,763
My little baby!
602
00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:46,441
[suspenseful music]
603
00:20:46,442 --> 00:20:47,400
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
604
00:20:47,401 --> 00:20:48,768
Let him land!
605
00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:50,854
Lord, please let him land in the lake.
606
00:20:50,855 --> 00:20:53,181
Adam!
607
00:20:53,182 --> 00:20:55,984
[screaming]
608
00:20:55,985 --> 00:20:57,953
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609
00:20:58,003 --> 00:21:02,553
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