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She'll be...
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comin' around that Mountain
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she'll be comin' around
that Mountain
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talkin' 'bout
mountains, y'all
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she'll be comin' so hard
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around that Mountain
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when she...
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What do you think she does?
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Comes.
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- Ooh.
- [Chuckles]
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Thank you.
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Thank you so fucking much.
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I put my name in for seven songs,
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so I'll be back up here again.
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- Uh, yes.
- Wow.
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- Instant classic.
- Wow.
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- That was really scary.
- Yeah, yeah.
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I was very scared there for a minute.
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Honestly, you're like a crazy person.
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Okay, I'm not crazy.
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It's just been a crazy week, Anders.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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Brent Hoffman died.
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Who's Brent Hoffman?
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He was my favorite cat.
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You... you had to put him down, huh?
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Uh, no, no.
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He was eaten by two of my other cats.
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Really hard to watch.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, I really appreciate you guys
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coming to one
of my sing-alongs finally.
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- Yeah.
- It's fun.
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And as a "thank you,"
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I've got some extra tickets
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to the Rihanna concert this weekend.
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Do you guys wanna go?
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- Yeah.
- That sounds fun.
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Who is that, though?
Yeah, I'm excited, though.
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What do you mean, "who is that"?
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she's light-skinned, with the butt.
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Condom in the eye, Waterfalls.
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She's a classic. She's a cla...
She's still around.
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He has no idea.
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He knows.
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No, that's okay if you don't
know who Rihanna is, Adam.
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No, I know...
I want to go to the concert.
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- I know who she is.
- It'll be fun.
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I haven't seen a concert in forever.
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Last concert I went to
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was that Green Day cover band,
the Basket Cases.
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- Pretty talented.
- That was cool. We got high.
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I'm gonna go get some more Molsons.
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- You guys want one?
- Yes!
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I would love a Molsons.
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- More Molsons.
- Favorite beer.
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I'm gonna go sing
some Rihanna right now.
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That's how much I... I love her
and know who she is.
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- Right.
- Excited.
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Do... what do you think?
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Poker Face.
That's a hit of her's.
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One word or two words?
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- I don't know.
- Okay, well, you don't know.
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Obviously you're not fans.
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You're heating on me
'cause I'm supposedly not a fan.
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Not happening, chicken banger.
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Okay, I'm just
going for the book, so.
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Yeah, around here, after 7:30,
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it's Alice in Chains or nothin'.
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Oh, now, now.
What's your name, bud?
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Hey, I'm Blake.
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I'm a hard rocker too, so I get it.
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And I'm married, butt pirate.
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Hey.
Hang on, buddy.
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We're all friends, here.
No need for the name calling.
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- Fuck off, Eddie Bauer!
- You know what?
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- Whoa.
- I've got this.
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You can't talk
to my friends that way.
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- Is that a fact?
- Yeah.
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I bet I can pour
this beer on your head...
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Like that.
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Oh!
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Hey, come on, that's a...
That's a perfectly good Molson.
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Hey, shit-head!
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Try that again, and this is
gonna happen to your dick.
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Yeah, that's right.
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That's your ding-dong in two pieces!
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Oh, I want you to hit me
so bad right now!
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Just fucking hit me!
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- Get out of here, you pussy!
- Yes, ma'am. Here.
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Yes, "yes, ma'am."
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Now, get out of here... pussy.
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Here you go.
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You want to sing something, Adam?
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- [Sobs] No.
- No.
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- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
- It's okay.
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- Adam, come on.
- I feel stupid.
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No, we're gonna ge-
we'll dry you off.
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- I know, he's very dumb.
- I feel stupid!
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Let's go to the bathroom.
Come on.
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I would have DDT'd that dude,
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but I pulled my back
this morning... farting.
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I farted really hard.
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I don't know about fighting
anymore, you know?
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If you hit somebody,
and you kill them by accident,
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you're flying con air.
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You couldn't have fought that dude.
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You're guarding all the Molsons.
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I had to guard the Molsons.
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If Jillian wouldn't have been
such a fight hog,
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we would have scared that dude
something no-nonsense.
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He was intimidated.
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- What was that?
- He was intimidated at first.
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Guys, come on.
We got punked.
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And we got saved by a girl.
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We might as well cut our nuts off,
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and turn them in to the dude sheriff,
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'cause we don't deserve these
badges that we call testicles.
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We should just
give our balls to that guy.
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- Yeah.
- I mean, he's a man.
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He probably has three balls.
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He definitely had horrible B.O.
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I think that's a sign of giant balls.
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- Rank.
- Lucky.
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Testosterone stinks.
I smell like flowers.
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These hands of mine are so soft.
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It's like Chinese silk ribbon.
It's weird.
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They've never done anything
manly in my whole stupid life.
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Not one thing.
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I pet a llama once.
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That's the manliest thing
I've ever done.
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That was cool, though.
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We went to that petting zoo.
All those cute ducks.
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They were scary.
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Guys, this is what I'm talking about.
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We're going to petting zoos
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when we should be slitting
the throats of those animals.
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Yeah, we should
slit throats of animals.
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We should be hunting or, like,
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pulling marlins out
of the ocean or, like, doing...
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What do men do?
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- We should go camping.
- Yes.
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- At the Brianna concert.
- Yes.
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No, Rihanna is out.
We cannot go to...
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We cannot be seen
at a Rihanna concert, guys.
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No, I've got the perfect thermos.
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We gotta hunt!
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We have to go and kill something!
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Hopefully not an innocent something.
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I don't like killing
innocent animals.
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We'll pick on the animals
that obviously deserve it.
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First thing's first.
Let's go buy some guns.
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What do you mean that there's
a ten-day waiting period?
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That doesn't seem real.
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We have the right to bear guns.
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I know that's a fact.
That's one of the commandments.
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Dude, it's the law.
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If a man disrespects you in a bar
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and pours a beer on your head,
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you have the right to shoot that man.
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Shut up.
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God, gimme a gun!
Just gimme a gun, man!
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All right. All right.
So, we can't have guns.
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We just need weapons
that can kill things,
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and money is no object.
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I've got a credit card,
so let's make it happen.
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- Do you have one of these?
- Mm-hmm.
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It's pretty inten...
You should get one.
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29.99 APR.
Not bad.
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Plus, I get Dannon points.
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- Ooh.
- I'll be stackin' dairy, homie.
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Oh, mama!
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Dude, look at
the craftsmanship of this bow.
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The guy behind the counter,
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he said that this is the same one
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they used to light the torch
at the Lillehammer Olympics.
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Ooh, nice.
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- I think that was Muhammad Ali.
- My dad's gonna flip.
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But I'm not sweating it.
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'Cause this crossbow's
gonna shoot a bow so hard
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it's gonna explode a deer's head.
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Git 'er done.
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Yeah, git 'er "dune."
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Thank you for the vest, by the way.
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I feel like I'm in SWAT.
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Colin Farrell...
"Get at me! Get at me!"
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L.L. Cool J, "get at me!"
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And Ders, thank you
for charging this to the game.
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Oh, what?
Whale Wars?
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Just friggin' harpoon guns?
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I don't know how it works yet, but...
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- Yeah. That's not how.
- Yeah.
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Wait, so now you're on board to hunt?
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I thought you weren't
really down for it.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, but fish aren't animals.
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They're like the rodents of the sea.
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Actually, I wouldn't...
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I wouldn't mind if we just
cemented over the ocean.
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I hate fish.
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Speaking of oceans,
who wants to take a dip?
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Oh!
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- Yeah, now we're talking.
- Here we go. Get in. Get in.
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Don't be afraid.
Don't be afraid to swoop.
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I feel like such a man right now.
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Oh.
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Guys, you might wanna start small,
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- because I just put a piece in...
- Oh.
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- And I'm already buzzing.
- Whoo!
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Is that mint,
or is that just, like, coffee?
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I'm buzzing really hard
right now. That's good.
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Oh, my brain hurts a little.
I'm tingling.
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We should s'go right now.
S'go!
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- S'go!
- Yeah. Ooh.
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[Grunting]
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Yeah, baby!
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Oh, this song...
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- Actually sucks pretty bad.
- Very loud.
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Yeah, it's very intense.
This is what men listen to.
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Yeah!
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This is like Satan's lullaby.
It's brutal! It's masculine!
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Yeah.
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Who wants margs?
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- I would love a marg.
- I'll take a marg.
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Man marg.
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It's not strawberry,
I hope you don't mind.
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It's just traditional.
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That's cool. That's cool.
I'm okay with that.
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He also said, "rocks," but whatever.
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You know, men, they...
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Sometimes they don't
get what they want,
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and they deal with it.
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- They deal.
- 'Cause we're men.
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Who the heck
brought lettuce on this trip?
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Men don't eat lettuce!
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- I didn't pack lettuce.
- Men don't eat lettuce.
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But I will put some
Lawry's salt on these burgers.
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Both: Lawry's.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I like that, man.
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- Yo, Blaze.
- Huh?
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You about ready
to take the wheel up here?
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- Learn the how-tos of drivin?
- Huh?
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I mean, you had your learner's
permit about seven years, bud.
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I'll just do that later.
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Hey, come on.
Changing subjects.
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Who wants some waffles and ice cream?
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Oh, I know I do.
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But I'll take my ice cream first,
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because real men eat dessert first.
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Dessert first!
252
00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:03,399
All: Dessert first!
Dessert first!
253
00:08:03,565 --> 00:08:07,313
Dessert first! Dessert first!
Dessert first! Dessert first!
254
00:08:12,912 --> 00:08:14,934
{pub}There's supposed to be
a forest preserve up here.
255
00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:17,069
Got to be pretty good hunting.
There's a bike path.
256
00:08:17,194 --> 00:08:18,957
I figure we can just
shoot shit right off that.
257
00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:20,039
You think a mountain lion
258
00:08:20,164 --> 00:08:20,959
would fit on the roof of the `Vo?
259
00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:22,341
Minus the head, of course,
260
00:08:22,466 --> 00:08:23,742
'cause I've already
exploded that off.
261
00:08:23,867 --> 00:08:25,797
- Right.
- Gears of War style.
262
00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:27,279
The `Vo can handle
anything you throw at it.
263
00:08:27,404 --> 00:08:28,480
Yeah.
264
00:08:28,605 --> 00:08:29,782
Just don't throw
anything at it, please.
265
00:08:29,907 --> 00:08:31,094
Wait.
[Music slows]
266
00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:33,419
Ah, Ders, come on!
Dude, what're you doing?
267
00:08:33,544 --> 00:08:34,587
I'm not doing anything.
268
00:08:34,712 --> 00:08:35,849
You got... did you put gas in it?
269
00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:37,256
- Yes.
- Okay.
270
00:08:37,381 --> 00:08:38,557
The steering...
Everything just went out.
271
00:08:38,682 --> 00:08:40,061
- Just... it stopped.
- Oh, no.
272
00:08:40,227 --> 00:08:41,393
Should we go look at this thing?
273
00:08:41,518 --> 00:08:42,939
Yeah, let's do it.
Ders, here, take your Margarita.
274
00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:45,066
I want you to stay liquidated.
It's hot.
275
00:08:45,232 --> 00:08:47,986
Well, she looks damn good.
276
00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:49,335
Both: Yeah.
277
00:08:49,460 --> 00:08:51,447
Well, you know, it might be
the non-American engine.
278
00:08:51,613 --> 00:08:53,439
They're a little weaker overseas.
279
00:08:53,564 --> 00:08:55,374
American muscle,
now, that's where it's at.
280
00:08:55,499 --> 00:08:56,442
I want to agree with you...
Both: Yeah.
281
00:08:56,567 --> 00:08:58,344
Except this is Swedish-engineered,
282
00:08:58,469 --> 00:08:59,664
so you're kind of wrong.
283
00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:00,999
- Mm.
- Ooh.
284
00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:02,381
But I'll call AAA,
285
00:09:02,506 --> 00:09:03,501
see if they can tow her down
to Sven's garage.
286
00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:04,817
- No, n-n-n-n-no!
- No.
287
00:09:04,942 --> 00:09:06,118
Come on.
288
00:09:06,243 --> 00:09:08,220
Gonna let somebody else
put their hands on your baby?
289
00:09:08,345 --> 00:09:09,688
- Yeah, we're a couple of men.
- Yeah.
290
00:09:09,813 --> 00:09:11,290
- Men work on cars.
- Okay.
291
00:09:11,415 --> 00:09:12,925
I think I'm gonna t the men
292
00:09:13,050 --> 00:09:14,345
a couple of burgers, all right?
293
00:09:14,511 --> 00:09:16,028
'Cause I know
my two little grease monkeys
294
00:09:16,153 --> 00:09:17,696
are gonna get
a little appetite worked up.
295
00:09:17,821 --> 00:09:19,934
Daddy's hungry.
Yeah.
296
00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:22,134
Hey, why don't we get
a full-on pop-dog?
297
00:09:22,259 --> 00:09:23,938
We're working
with a semi-pop-dog right now.
298
00:09:24,104 --> 00:09:25,271
- Coming right up.
- We're at a half-pop.
299
00:09:25,396 --> 00:09:26,672
We need to be a full-on pop-dog, yo.
300
00:09:26,797 --> 00:09:28,985
- Full-pop coming right up.
- Full pop-doggie.
301
00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:31,112
And, the hood popped!
302
00:09:31,278 --> 00:09:33,323
No, you popped the trunk there.
303
00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:34,991
- I know.
- Do you not know how to...
304
00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:36,615
No, I know.
I got a sweatshirt.
305
00:09:36,740 --> 00:09:38,284
It's gonna get cold soon, you know?
306
00:09:38,409 --> 00:09:39,329
We're gonna be out here.
307
00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:40,619
I think it's...
308
00:09:40,744 --> 00:09:42,087
We're at a half-pop-doggie right now.
309
00:09:42,212 --> 00:09:44,500
- I wanna go to the full pop.
- I know, I know, I know.
310
00:09:44,666 --> 00:09:47,326
If I recall, in my auto training,
311
00:09:47,451 --> 00:09:49,047
when I was 16, there's a...
312
00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:50,798
Secret latch.
313
00:09:50,964 --> 00:09:52,008
Ha-ha!
314
00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:53,799
Oh! Yes!
315
00:09:53,924 --> 00:09:55,701
- Secret latch?
- Whoo!
316
00:09:55,826 --> 00:09:56,721
Did you see that, Blake?
317
00:09:56,887 --> 00:09:59,015
Um, Ders, secret latch?
318
00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:00,072
Secret latch.
319
00:10:00,197 --> 00:10:01,476
This guy knew about secret latches.
320
00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:02,518
- Unbelievable. I'm blown away.
- It's crazy.
321
00:10:02,684 --> 00:10:03,942
So, what do we got here, right?
322
00:10:04,067 --> 00:10:05,544
- What are we looking at?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
323
00:10:05,669 --> 00:10:09,567
I'm gonna go right off the bat
and say it's the carburetor.
324
00:10:09,733 --> 00:10:11,350
- Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Yeah.
325
00:10:11,475 --> 00:10:13,152
That's a...
That's a pretty good assumption.
326
00:10:13,277 --> 00:10:14,386
Yes.
327
00:10:14,511 --> 00:10:16,388
But quite frankly,
I think you're wrong.
328
00:10:16,513 --> 00:10:17,823
I think it's the gasket.
329
00:10:17,948 --> 00:10:19,158
- Mm.
- Yeah, that gasket...
330
00:10:19,283 --> 00:10:20,626
That's weird right there.
331
00:10:20,751 --> 00:10:22,561
This whole region right here
is looking a little funky.
332
00:10:22,686 --> 00:10:25,464
You know what,
we might need a new region.
333
00:10:25,589 --> 00:10:26,665
Oh, come on.
334
00:10:26,790 --> 00:10:28,000
Now, regions
are common problems in Volvos.
335
00:10:28,125 --> 00:10:29,420
- Possibly.
- Don't say that.
336
00:10:29,586 --> 00:10:31,236
I do know one thing is for sure.
337
00:10:31,361 --> 00:10:32,638
It's not the battery zone,
338
00:10:32,763 --> 00:10:34,133
and I got some burgers to prove it.
339
00:10:34,299 --> 00:10:35,140
Ooh, that's true.
340
00:10:35,265 --> 00:10:36,208
And we got margaritas to prove it.
341
00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:37,262
Battery's working great.
342
00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:38,644
And we have waffles to prove it,
343
00:10:38,769 --> 00:10:40,546
and then we had the iPod dock
also proving it.
344
00:10:40,671 --> 00:10:42,848
Jamming.
345
00:10:42,973 --> 00:10:44,183
It's probably the battery zone.
346
00:10:44,308 --> 00:10:45,853
It's the battery.
We wore down the battery.
347
00:10:46,019 --> 00:10:47,419
Here we go!
348
00:10:47,544 --> 00:10:48,606
- Oh!
- Okay.
349
00:10:48,772 --> 00:10:50,589
We can do it!
Put some glute into it!
350
00:10:50,714 --> 00:10:52,026
- Yeah.
- Here we go.
351
00:10:52,192 --> 00:10:53,726
Oh, this is cool!
352
00:10:53,851 --> 00:10:55,494
I'm glad we didn't call AAA
353
00:10:55,619 --> 00:10:57,699
and took fate
into our own hands like Conan.
354
00:10:57,865 --> 00:10:59,298
Ow, ow. I got it.
Anchor.
355
00:10:59,423 --> 00:11:00,999
Holy Moly, look at this classic.
356
00:11:01,124 --> 00:11:03,102
Yeah, she's pretty, got nice lines,
357
00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:04,737
but nothing on the Swedish
meatball here.
358
00:11:04,862 --> 00:11:05,999
Yeah.
359
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,710
That is American muscle.
That car fought in Vietnam.
360
00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:10,169
All right, men.
361
00:11:10,335 --> 00:11:11,910
Here's my credit card.
Go get some man snacks.
362
00:11:12,035 --> 00:11:13,548
- Both: Yeah.
- Pay for the battery.
363
00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:16,548
I'm gonna go, uh,
rap with the engineer here.
364
00:11:16,673 --> 00:11:17,552
- See what he can tell me.
- You got it.
365
00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:19,637
Oh, get some, uh, beef jerky.
366
00:11:19,803 --> 00:11:21,639
But not the peppered.
I've got acid reflux.
367
00:11:21,805 --> 00:11:24,600
Wash your window for $1.57.
368
00:11:24,766 --> 00:11:25,727
Are you gonna buy beer with it?
369
00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:27,687
No.
370
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:30,898
Oh, well, then, I'm sorry.
Our money's actually for beer.
371
00:11:31,064 --> 00:11:33,318
I'm gonna get schnapps.
372
00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,820
- Yeah, schnapps. Cool, cool.
- Yeah. Awesome.
373
00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:37,488
- We love booze too.
- A dollar.
374
00:11:37,654 --> 00:11:39,138
- Oh, I don't have any money.
- No cash.
375
00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:40,839
Do you have a card swiper?
'Cause I'll give you...
376
00:11:40,964 --> 00:11:41,868
I'll give you, like, $1,000.
377
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,453
No.
378
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:44,443
We'll look for a hat for you.
379
00:11:44,568 --> 00:11:45,911
- Yeah.
- We'll get you a hat.
380
00:11:46,036 --> 00:11:46,912
That's why homeless people
should have card swipers.
381
00:11:47,037 --> 00:11:47,980
They should.
382
00:11:48,105 --> 00:11:49,381
I'd make a great homeless person.
383
00:11:49,506 --> 00:11:51,252
I'd just carry a card swiper.
384
00:11:51,418 --> 00:11:53,685
Thanks a lot, Mike.
385
00:11:53,810 --> 00:11:56,299
I'd tip you, but my buddy's
got my credit card, so.
386
00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:59,344
Hey-oh! And the Snacksters
are back-Ders!
387
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:00,426
Whoa.
388
00:12:00,551 --> 00:12:01,760
How was the battery swap educational?
389
00:12:01,885 --> 00:12:03,162
Uh, he didn't let me watch,
390
00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:05,433
but he's got
a super-cool iguana inside.
391
00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:06,932
- What?
- Really?
392
00:12:07,057 --> 00:12:08,000
- Yeah, you should check it out.
- Cool.
393
00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:09,020
What'd the battery run me?
394
00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:10,803
Mmm...
I don't know.
395
00:12:10,928 --> 00:12:12,905
It was, like, two,
or three, or... 200 bu...
396
00:12:13,030 --> 00:12:14,473
I think it was, like, 100 bucks.
397
00:12:14,598 --> 00:12:16,141
I don't know, money's
not a thing to me anymore.
398
00:12:16,266 --> 00:12:17,362
'Cause I just charged to the game.
399
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:18,644
Yeah, now with that credit card,
400
00:12:18,769 --> 00:12:20,212
you can get whatever you want,
whenever you want,
401
00:12:20,337 --> 00:12:21,246
and it's all, like, free, basically.
402
00:12:21,371 --> 00:12:22,367
Yeah, it's awesome.
403
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,483
All right, guys,
about the credit card...
404
00:12:24,608 --> 00:12:25,495
Just a guideline...
405
00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:26,485
- Ride to the north!
- Yeah!
406
00:12:26,610 --> 00:12:27,830
Okay, going north.
407
00:12:28,078 --> 00:12:29,822
If you're a viking, and you
scream that with a beard,
408
00:12:29,947 --> 00:12:30,875
- that's manly.
- Whoo!
409
00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,502
Wait.
410
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:33,586
Oh, grab your guns!
411
00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:35,421
Grab your guns!
412
00:12:35,587 --> 00:12:37,423
Oh, is this... is this
the little guy we're gonna get?
413
00:12:37,589 --> 00:12:38,864
Yeah, we're gonna kill this dude.
414
00:12:38,989 --> 00:12:41,390
Just get your... thing.
415
00:12:44,695 --> 00:12:46,808
Holy Moly, she's a thick bitch.
416
00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:48,768
- She is.
- A worthy adversary.
417
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,937
That's why I'm gonna string up
and go for her first.
418
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,730
Yeah, right, Ders.
First come, first kill, bud.
419
00:12:52,896 --> 00:12:54,012
I don't know, guys.
420
00:12:54,137 --> 00:12:55,047
It's just a dude
diving in a dumpster.
421
00:12:55,172 --> 00:12:56,359
We've all been there.
422
00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:58,486
Blake, it's cute.
It's a cute raccoon.
423
00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:00,853
Doesn't mean
it doesn't deserve to die,
424
00:13:00,978 --> 00:13:04,857
because I'm a man.
425
00:13:04,982 --> 00:13:06,558
Stop shaking and take the shot.
426
00:13:06,683 --> 00:13:07,954
I'm not nervous right now.
427
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,628
I didn't say you were nervous.
428
00:13:09,753 --> 00:13:10,623
Well, I'm not, then.
429
00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:12,583
Shh, quiet.
There's animals.
430
00:13:12,749 --> 00:13:14,433
[Tribal drums and chanting]
431
00:13:14,558 --> 00:13:16,802
Oh, hey! Hey!
432
00:13:16,927 --> 00:13:19,507
[Tribal chanting]
433
00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:21,175
[All screaming]
434
00:13:21,341 --> 00:13:22,885
- Oh, my God!
- That was awesome!
435
00:13:23,051 --> 00:13:24,887
- You saved my girl catcher.
- What?
436
00:13:25,053 --> 00:13:27,181
That's what I'm calling my
face now..."The girl catcher."
437
00:13:27,347 --> 00:13:30,101
Hey, Cassie,
I got you some corn nuts.
438
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:32,437
You killed my raccoon.
439
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:43,114
{pub}No, sir, back up.
We're hunting here, okay?
440
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,074
Yeah, we're hunting, it's cool!
441
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:46,517
Adam, finish him.
Babe-ality.
442
00:13:46,642 --> 00:13:48,052
- Good call. Babe-ality.
- Be humane.
443
00:13:48,177 --> 00:13:50,387
I'm just gonna swiftly
sever the spinal cord.
444
00:13:50,512 --> 00:13:51,456
- Save the good meat, you know?
- Mm-hmm.
445
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:54,024
[Screams]
446
00:13:54,149 --> 00:13:56,377
That's my Cassie!
447
00:13:56,543 --> 00:13:57,712
Oh, is that why it has a collar?
448
00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,088
I was... I was wondering
why it had a col...
449
00:13:59,254 --> 00:14:00,590
- Oh, it's yours.
- Oh, thank God.
450
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:02,341
She's still breathing.
451
00:14:02,507 --> 00:14:04,469
I don't know about that.
That might be the rigamorphis.
452
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:05,969
That was a really good hunting kick.
453
00:14:06,094 --> 00:14:07,346
- That was a death-blow, for sure.
- Thank you.
454
00:14:07,512 --> 00:14:09,440
- Guys, guys, it's his pet.
- Yeah, sorry about that.
455
00:14:09,565 --> 00:14:10,441
I'm just saying.
456
00:14:10,566 --> 00:14:11,476
Give me your car keys!
457
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,020
I'll take her to the vet.
458
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,213
Or we could let her die with dignity
459
00:14:16,338 --> 00:14:18,515
next to the trash can,
and then honor her legacy
460
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,901
by mounting her
on the hood of the `Vo.
461
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,118
- Yeah.
- That's a good idea.
462
00:14:21,243 --> 00:14:22,987
- Honor, legacy...
- Honor, dignity...
463
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,621
Give me the keys!
464
00:14:24,746 --> 00:14:25,781
Look, sir, you can't just yell at us.
465
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,357
We're three tough men.
466
00:14:27,482 --> 00:14:28,926
And if you want the keys,
467
00:14:29,051 --> 00:14:31,037
you're gonna have to go in my
pocket and get it yourself.
468
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,463
Yeah, yeah.
469
00:14:32,588 --> 00:14:33,414
Don't think I don't know
how to reload this thing,
470
00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:35,265
'cause I... [strains] I do...
471
00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:37,034
Yeah, and I'm, uh,
buzzing pretty good,
472
00:14:37,159 --> 00:14:39,045
so just buzz off, Buzzter.
473
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,755
Shut up!
474
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,406
You tried to kill the only thing
475
00:14:42,531 --> 00:14:45,676
that means anything to me
in this [Bleep] World.
476
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:48,579
Now, gimme your car keys
or I'll rip your dicks off
477
00:14:48,704 --> 00:14:50,681
and [Bleep] You
in the holes that it leaves.
478
00:14:50,847 --> 00:14:54,227
She takes premium!
479
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,811
Well, there goes our man trip.
480
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,688
[Engine grinds]
481
00:14:57,854 --> 00:14:59,148
Thought you got it fixed.
482
00:14:59,314 --> 00:15:01,082
[Screams]
This is a stick!
483
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:02,360
It is?
484
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,094
Well, which one of you little
[Bleep] Is gonna come along
485
00:15:04,219 --> 00:15:05,363
and teach me how to drive?
486
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:07,782
I can't, legally.
Yeah, I have a lot of DUIs.
487
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,466
- I'll go...
- Come on!
488
00:15:09,591 --> 00:15:10,993
Guys, if I die, spread my ashes
489
00:15:11,159 --> 00:15:13,162
at the Pasadena aquatic center!
490
00:15:13,328 --> 00:15:15,248
- Okay.
- You have to pop the clutch.
491
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,207
And at my funeral, play Kells!
492
00:15:17,332 --> 00:15:19,610
Okay, use the clutch.
493
00:15:19,735 --> 00:15:22,312
[Screams] We should have
fought that dude, man!
494
00:15:22,437 --> 00:15:23,480
What is this weekend all about
495
00:15:23,605 --> 00:15:24,882
if we're still gonna
be giant pussies?
496
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:28,118
Yeah, I know, but he said,
"[Bleep] A hole."
497
00:15:28,243 --> 00:15:29,220
I shut down.
498
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:31,655
Real men would have
stood up for themselves
499
00:15:31,780 --> 00:15:34,024
and fought the man,
but we're not real men,
500
00:15:34,149 --> 00:15:35,476
we're little... boys!
501
00:15:35,642 --> 00:15:36,593
I know.
What should we do?
502
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,980
Maybe call our dads, or Karl?
503
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:40,164
No, man!
We got to save Ders!
504
00:15:40,289 --> 00:15:41,107
That's what we got to do!
505
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,566
But we better act fast.
506
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:43,818
He's probably making Ders
give him road head.
507
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:46,336
That feels good right there.
508
00:15:46,461 --> 00:15:47,538
Tell me when to pop.
509
00:15:47,663 --> 00:15:49,239
No, just...
Just do it when you feel it.
510
00:15:49,364 --> 00:15:50,199
Well, here it comes.
511
00:15:50,365 --> 00:15:51,642
Go!
512
00:15:51,767 --> 00:15:52,743
- See?
- Yeah.
513
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:54,011
- That's changing gears.
- Yeah.
514
00:15:54,136 --> 00:15:55,212
My dad taught me the same way.
515
00:15:55,337 --> 00:15:56,213
He put his hands on my feet,
516
00:15:56,338 --> 00:15:57,414
showed me how to work it.
517
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:58,682
You swear you've never
done this before?
518
00:15:58,807 --> 00:16:00,551
[Chuckles]
Scout's honor.
519
00:16:00,676 --> 00:16:02,386
Well, you're damn good.
I'm impressed.
520
00:16:02,511 --> 00:16:03,654
Well, you're a damn good teacher.
521
00:16:03,779 --> 00:16:05,840
I... I appreciate your patience.
How's Cassie?
522
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:08,926
She's gonna be all right.
I think she's okay.
523
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,227
And again, I'm sorry about that.
524
00:16:10,352 --> 00:16:12,262
When I kicked her,
I didn't know she was your pet.
525
00:16:12,387 --> 00:16:15,199
It's just, me and my guys,
we set out on this man weekend
526
00:16:15,324 --> 00:16:18,969
to be, like, hunters, and prove
something to ourselves,
527
00:16:19,094 --> 00:16:20,804
when truth be told,
I'd rather be at home
528
00:16:20,929 --> 00:16:23,316
drinking boon's farm and just
bumping some Jamie Foxx, man.
529
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,176
Jamie Foxx?
[Laughs]
530
00:16:26,301 --> 00:16:28,011
- Yeah, yeah.
- What? Yes, I like Jamie Foxx.
531
00:16:28,136 --> 00:16:29,279
Yeah, me too!
532
00:16:29,404 --> 00:16:31,014
You realize you're
kind of like Jamie Foxx
533
00:16:31,139 --> 00:16:32,366
in that movie collateral right now?
534
00:16:32,532 --> 00:16:34,117
- Oh, my God, I am.
- Yeah!
535
00:16:34,242 --> 00:16:35,852
- That's so cool!
- [Laughs]
536
00:16:35,977 --> 00:16:37,287
- And that's... you're tom cruise.
- Yeah!
537
00:16:37,412 --> 00:16:38,331
Oh, man.
538
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,090
- This is so cool.
- Oh, yeah, this is cool.
539
00:16:40,215 --> 00:16:41,592
God, they make
the best movies together.
540
00:16:41,717 --> 00:16:42,593
They need to do more.
541
00:16:42,718 --> 00:16:43,594
I gotta shift again.
542
00:16:43,719 --> 00:16:44,629
- Yep, go into third.
- Ready?
543
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:47,030
[Engine growls]
544
00:16:47,155 --> 00:16:48,232
I feel badass!
545
00:16:48,357 --> 00:16:49,233
Yeah, 'cause we are badass right now!
546
00:16:49,358 --> 00:16:50,767
This is so badass!
547
00:16:50,892 --> 00:16:53,095
But I've never driven before.
I don't know if I can do it.
548
00:16:53,261 --> 00:16:54,972
Ders' life is in our hands, okay?
549
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,473
You got to step up
to the streets, man.
550
00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:57,674
Let's just catch up to 'em.
551
00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:59,685
Daddy Demamp
will take care of the rest.
552
00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:01,612
All right.
553
00:17:01,737 --> 00:17:03,981
Buckle up.
554
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,524
We're about to get nuts.
555
00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:09,111
I got dry-roasted, but they
only had cashew hal... halves!
556
00:17:09,277 --> 00:17:11,989
Yeah! Ha-ha! Ha-ha!
I'm doing it!
557
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,240
- I'm doing it!
- Yeah!
558
00:17:13,406 --> 00:17:16,793
Hey, you ever see
that Jamie Foxx special, uh,
559
00:17:16,918 --> 00:17:17,828
i might need security?
560
00:17:17,994 --> 00:17:19,062
You ever see that?
561
00:17:19,187 --> 00:17:20,039
What do you think, Doug?
562
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:21,332
Bo-wow-wow!
563
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:22,532
- [Laughs]
- Bo-wow-wow!
564
00:17:22,657 --> 00:17:24,877
"I got the flag,
player, I got the flag."
565
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:28,673
There she blows.
566
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,508
Aye aye.
567
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,746
[Tires screech]
568
00:17:35,871 --> 00:17:36,722
Yo!
569
00:17:36,888 --> 00:17:38,148
- That's my buddies.
- Hey!
570
00:17:38,273 --> 00:17:39,308
Where did you get that car?
571
00:17:39,474 --> 00:17:40,851
Check it out!
572
00:17:41,017 --> 00:17:42,144
No, don't!
573
00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:45,389
Ders says that dude
is trying to kill him!
574
00:17:45,514 --> 00:17:47,758
I'm glad we made it here
before he got bludgeoned!
575
00:17:47,883 --> 00:17:48,943
Yeah, well, you know,
576
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,827
when you got Uncle Blazer
behind the wheel,
577
00:17:50,952 --> 00:17:52,613
things tend to go un-bludgeoned!
578
00:17:52,779 --> 00:17:53,989
- Hey, what's he doing?
- I don't know!
579
00:17:54,155 --> 00:17:55,098
I'm Jamie Foxx and he's tom cruise!
580
00:17:55,223 --> 00:17:56,075
Yeah!
581
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,167
Get up close!
582
00:17:57,292 --> 00:17:58,911
I'm gonna shoot out the tire!
583
00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,788
Yes.
You're okay to fire!
584
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:03,440
I'm... yeah, I'm going to, okay?
585
00:18:03,565 --> 00:18:04,709
It's very windy up here!
586
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,794
Yes, I know!
We'll get snacks later!
587
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:13,676
I got... I'm not nervous!
588
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:14,951
Damn it!
589
00:18:15,076 --> 00:18:16,303
Keep it steady in here, dude!
590
00:18:16,469 --> 00:18:17,688
Come on, man,
I'm a first-time driver.
591
00:18:17,813 --> 00:18:19,181
I'm like a student driver, basically.
592
00:18:19,347 --> 00:18:20,766
You're doing a great job, okay?
593
00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:21,858
Yeah, thanks, man.
594
00:18:21,983 --> 00:18:23,352
You're out of ammo!
Here, take this!
595
00:18:23,518 --> 00:18:26,355
Ooh, I like that.
596
00:18:26,521 --> 00:18:29,525
Adam, Ders needs you.
He saved your girl catcher.
597
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:33,362
Thanks for calling it that, man.
598
00:18:33,528 --> 00:18:36,340
[Somber music]
599
00:18:36,465 --> 00:18:42,245
600
00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:46,041
[Slowed down]
Kill shot!
601
00:18:46,207 --> 00:18:47,376
Okay, downshift.
602
00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:49,336
No!
603
00:18:49,502 --> 00:18:53,257
[Both screaming]
604
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:56,469
[Tires screech]
605
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:06,979
{pub}Dude!
Are you all right?
606
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:08,731
Oh! [Wheezes]
607
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:10,731
I'm good. I'm good.
That didn't even hurt.
608
00:19:10,856 --> 00:19:12,033
- What?
- That didn't even hurt.
609
00:19:12,158 --> 00:19:13,568
It looked like it hurt,
but it didn't even.
610
00:19:13,693 --> 00:19:15,237
Okay, all right, we'll do
a little bit of this here.
611
00:19:15,403 --> 00:19:16,471
- Follow this.
- Yeah.
612
00:19:16,596 --> 00:19:18,032
- Follow this.
- Yeah, I'm... yeah, I am.
613
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:20,241
- Okay, he's all right.
- Good to go! Whoo!
614
00:19:20,366 --> 00:19:21,409
All right, man,
let's kick this dude's ass, man!
615
00:19:21,534 --> 00:19:22,870
- No, no, no, guys! Guys!
- Yes!
616
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:23,945
Guys, come on, relax.
617
00:19:24,070 --> 00:19:25,279
His name's Doug.
He's cool, okay?
618
00:19:25,404 --> 00:19:26,290
Smoothed things over.
619
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:27,648
I was just gonna take him to the vet
620
00:19:27,773 --> 00:19:28,983
and co back and get you guys,
but what are you doing?
621
00:19:29,108 --> 00:19:30,918
We're... we were, uh,
gonna come back as heroes
622
00:19:31,043 --> 00:19:32,854
and save your ass, uh, though.
623
00:19:32,979 --> 00:19:34,799
Yeah, and, uh,
I drove the car though.
624
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:35,883
- What?
- Yeah.
625
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:37,468
And we bought a car
with your credit card though.
626
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:38,135
You what?
627
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:39,595
Well, you're gonna get
lots of yogurt though.
628
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:40,695
Look, we're not cut out
for this guys' stuff.
629
00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:41,696
Can I just say that out loud?
630
00:19:41,821 --> 00:19:42,897
Hey, what the heck?
631
00:19:43,022 --> 00:19:44,183
This might not be
our will forte, who knows?
632
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:45,100
It definitely isn't.
633
00:19:45,266 --> 00:19:46,685
We're no MacGrubers.
634
00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:48,402
Okay, so why don't we
just go get Doug,
635
00:19:48,527 --> 00:19:50,371
and kick it with his brother,
who owns a wiener-schnitzel?
636
00:19:50,496 --> 00:19:51,939
He said he'd hook us up right now.
637
00:19:52,064 --> 00:19:53,359
- What?
- Yeah, I'm starving.
638
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:54,342
Yo, Jamie!
639
00:19:54,467 --> 00:19:58,030
Wow-wow-wow!
[Chuckles]
640
00:19:58,196 --> 00:19:59,990
[Engine turns]
What are you doing?
641
00:20:00,156 --> 00:20:01,716
[Engine revs]
642
00:20:01,841 --> 00:20:03,784
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
643
00:20:03,909 --> 00:20:05,786
- Tom!
- Tom?
644
00:20:05,911 --> 00:20:09,375
I mean, Doug!
645
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,253
Well, there goes our...
Chili cheese dogs.
646
00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:13,561
Ah, it's okay.
Let's go to a bar.
647
00:20:13,686 --> 00:20:15,129
Let's go get drunk.
I'm ready to go.
648
00:20:15,254 --> 00:20:17,165
I'm okay, I'm good to go.
I'm good to... go right now.
649
00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:18,166
- Okay, shh.
- Whoo!
650
00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:19,510
I think I got a better idea.
651
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:20,768
Oh, my gosh, you guys.
652
00:20:20,893 --> 00:20:23,504
Rihanna tore the roof
off that mothersucker tonight.
653
00:20:23,629 --> 00:20:24,505
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, she did!
654
00:20:24,630 --> 00:20:25,673
She's good!
655
00:20:25,798 --> 00:20:27,208
By the way, guys, no more Kells.
656
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:29,177
I want Rihanna's Take a Bow
played at my funeral.
657
00:20:29,302 --> 00:20:30,178
Good call.
658
00:20:30,303 --> 00:20:31,279
She was whipping her Booty
659
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:32,356
like nothing I've ever seen before.
660
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:34,182
I think I can do that.
661
00:20:34,307 --> 00:20:36,050
Take it down, you idiot.
662
00:20:36,175 --> 00:20:38,904
Oh, looks like we got a r-r-rude boy.
663
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:40,906
Go home.
You're acting like children.
664
00:20:41,072 --> 00:20:43,191
Jillian?
665
00:20:43,316 --> 00:20:44,725
Excuse me, boys.
666
00:20:44,850 --> 00:20:47,361
Sir, you've got about
five seconds to get out of here,
667
00:20:47,486 --> 00:20:49,748
before I beat your ass
668
00:20:49,914 --> 00:20:51,999
in front of your ugly,
funky-butt children!
669
00:20:52,124 --> 00:20:53,210
Yeah!
670
00:20:53,376 --> 00:20:54,936
They called me
the "Dad Ruiner" in high school!
671
00:20:55,061 --> 00:20:55,937
- What?
- Rihanna!
672
00:20:56,062 --> 00:20:57,506
What now? What now?
673
00:20:57,672 --> 00:21:01,468
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