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So, the lowest level of the globe theater
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was reserved for "the groundlings"
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who were the lower class people
who came out to enjoy...
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You guys!
I'm sorry I'm late,
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but my mom slammed my hand
in the car door!!!
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Ahhhhh!!!
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April fools!!!
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Yeah!
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- What are you, five years old?
- Really.
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But today's April fools day.
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We really don't care.
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April fools day is kinda
for, y'know, little kids.
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That's how we all feel.
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But this school is so full
of creative people,
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I thought for sure April fools
day would be a big deal here.
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Well, it's not!
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Okay, "tori"?
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So just shut your face
and let mister belding teach!
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Thank you, Zack.
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Now, as screech was saying,
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a world without pants is like a donut...
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Yes! Yes.
Yes.
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Oh c'mon.
No one here is into April fools?
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Oh! Okay!
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Tori, I'm sorry Mr. belding
took your purse.
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And no, we don't celebrate
April fools day here.
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Now, who else has a question?
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Andre.
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I have a front loading washing machine
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and lately, I've noticed that my
washer isn't draining properly,
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and it leaves my clothes both wet and damp.
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Uh, what should I do?
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Robbie, what's the answer?
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First, rotate the drum by hand
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and check for any scraping
of the outer tub.
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Then move the open end
of the whirly-doink up and down
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while moving the pump rod
in a circular motion,
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while making sure that there's less
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than one quarter-inch
of movement...
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So, at Hollywood arts,
everybody justgnores the fact
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Yeah, we ignore it.
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Wait... did you just say you
wanted a face full of trumpet?
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What do you mean face full of...
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Wait, was that the bell?
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Ooo, there's the bell.
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- Hey girlie.
- What?
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Here I am once again
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feeling lost
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but now and then
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I breathe it in to let it go
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and you don't know where you are now
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or what it would come to
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if only somebody could hear
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when you figure out how
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you're lost in the moment
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you disappear
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you don't have to be afraid
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to put your dream in action
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you're never gonna fade
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you'll be the main attraction
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not a fantasy
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just remember me
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when it turns out right
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'cause you know
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that if you live in your imagination
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tomorrow you'll be
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everybody's fascination
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in my victory
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just remember me
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when I make it shine
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Oh, sinjin...
Sinjin...
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Hello, Tori.
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How can I help you today?
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Well, I was just in Sikowitz's class,
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and everybody told me
that no one at Hollywood arts
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does anything fun for April fools day,
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- and I just think that we...
- Shhhhhh.
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Now now, Tori...
If you're gonna be my lady,
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you need to do a lot less talkin'.
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- I'm not gonna be your lady.
- Heh heh heh.
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We'll see about that.
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Tori! Tori! Did ya hear?
Did ya hear the news?!
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- What, what happened?!
- It's war!
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It's war, Tori!
It's war!
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Is it Switzerland?!
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Will you forget about the war?!
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We're gonna have a pop quiz!
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- But you just said...
- It's true I tell ya!
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I just heard it from two boys
in the bathroom! At the urinal.
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We're gonna have a pop quiz!
A pop quiz is goin' down, Tori!
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Oh my God!
I hate pop quizzes!
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How can you think about a pop
quiz when we're at war?!
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It's war, Tori!
It's war!!
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I gotta go recycle some aluminum!
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Oh, say can you see
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ohhhh!!! I'm hit!
Arrow!
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I got hit in the leg by a swiss arrow!
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Dang this cursed war!
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I gotta get to class.
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Helicopter!
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Oh tofu, are you all right?
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Did she hurt you?
She tried to, didn't she?
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It's awful hot in here.
I better open a window.
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Oh no! Tofu!
Oh! Oh!! Oh!
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Concussion!
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Oh my goodness, tofu!
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Well, I have a feeling we're not in
the Hollywood arts bathroom anymore.
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Oh no wait, we are, it's just in color.
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- Well, hello.
- Hello, if you please.
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Are you a good witch, or a sandwich?
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Who, me? Well, I'm neither
a witch, nor a snack.
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You're talkin' some crazy chiz.
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Well, you do have the Ruby cell phone.
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Oh my goodness!
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Well, this phone is beautiful!
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Were all my contacts transferred?
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Who took my Ruby cell phone?
Was it you?
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Oh, I didn't mean to.
Here, you can have it back.
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- Good, give it.
Dee-ahh-deeahh-dee-ahh-dee-ahh!
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Curses!
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I'll never be able to get
that Ruby cell phone
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as long as it's April fools day!
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Y'know, speaking of that,
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are we really not gonna do
anything for April fools day?
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Silence!!!
I'll get you, my pretty.
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And your little fish, too!
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Oh be gone.
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You have no powers in this restroom.
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The witch sneers at Dorothy, then exits.
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Oh my...
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She spoke her stage directions.
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What am I s'posed to do now?
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Well, you are in a restroom.
You could wazz.
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Tofu too?
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Tofu too.
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Oh tofu.
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I'm scared and frightened and afraid.
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Oh my goodness, those are all synonyms.
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- Don't be scared, Cat.
- Robbie! Who are you?!
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- Robbie.
- Oh hiiii Robbie!
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- We're here to help you.
- Oh my!
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Put 'em up!
Put 'em up!
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- Put what up?
- Your socks... they fell down
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- put 'em up!
- Yes sir!
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Now, how can we help you, Cat?
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I just wanna get back to class.
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Well that's easy.
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First, ya just punch Robbie
right in the face.
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Wait, was that in the movie?
'Cause I don't remember getting p...
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- Hey Leon... Leon...
- Hey, what's up?
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You're late for the next scene.
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- I'm late?
- Yes. Victoria's already started acting.
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Oh man! Later y'all.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I was in the girls' bathroom
doin' a wizard of oz bit.
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Oh it's okay.
Hey, where's our food?
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Oh, here it comes.
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- Thank you.
- Excellent.
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- Man, I am so hungry.
- Me too.
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Hey, can we get a couple
of feeding children over here?
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Two feeding children at table sixteen.
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Tori! Tori!
I'm running in with big news! Tori!
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It's him!
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What's the big news?!
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The Beverly hills volcano
is about to erupt!!!
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What?!
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- In three-and-a-half minutes,
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this whole school is gonna
be covered with hot lava!
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- We only have
three-and-a-half minutes?
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The same amount of time
as a commercial break.
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- Well... what do we do?!
- I say we kiss!
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- Okay, c'mere.
- Not you!
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You.
Kiss me, Tori.
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I want my last
three-and-a-half minutes
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to be spent with my face
smushed against your face!
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Are there any other ideas?
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Tori, please!
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All right.
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Stay tuned for the second
half of Victorious.
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Or don't.
I get paid either way.
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And now, we continue with the
exciting second half of Victorious.
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Press play.
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Tori! Andre!
Have you heard?!
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- Have ya heard the news?!
- Later!!!
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What news?!
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I already told you! The Beverly hills
volcano is about to erupt, now kiss me!
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- No. No, the new news!
- What new news?!
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The Beverly hills volcano has
retired and moved to Florida.
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So it's probably not gonna spew
hot lava all over Hollywood arts.
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- Yay.
- Yay.
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Wait! I just heard we're about to
be attacked by killer butterflies!
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- No.
- Wait!
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Sinjin has two big jugs
of anti-butterfly spray!
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- Yay.
- But I drank them.
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Wait! I'm not gonna eat this apple,
so you guys can all share it!
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Wait!
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I just got a text that says:
"Apples make your hair fall out!"
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No.
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What's done is done.
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Well, hey there Tori.
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Hey.
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Oh, why the sad boo boo face?
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I guess I was just really looking
forward to April fools day,
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and I'm disappointed
that everyone ignores it.
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Well, then I guess somebody's
gonna have to get tickled.
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No, don't.
I'm not in the mood.
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- Uh-oh.
It's the tickle bunny twins!
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A'tikka tikka tikka tikka tikka!
A'tikka tikka tikka tikka tikka
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tikka tikka!
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I just feel like April fools
day should be different.
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Well, too bad, Tori. It's just a
regular day here at Hollywood arts.
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Jade! Jade! You're late...
Go to the janitor's closet.
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Ooo, right!
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Wait, what's happening
in the janitor's closet?
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Just make sure you're there
in the next sixty seconds.
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Being attacked!
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Ahhhh!
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Great crustaceans!
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Get it off me!
Get it off me!
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Oh God.
Get it off!
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Hurry!
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- Hey, Spencer.
- 'Sup Tori?
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Get ready to match the stars!
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All right!
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We're here with our next
contestant, Tori Vega.
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Where ya from, Tori?
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Uh, I live in the Hollywood hills.
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Wonderful. And are ya ready to
go for the big money match?
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Well, okay.
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Good.
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Now, you know how our game is played.
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Uh, yes.
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You read a sentence, with a missing word,
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and then I have to fill in the blank.
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Right. And if you match at least
one of our panelists' answers,
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you win five thousand dollars.
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Wait. What happens
if I don't match a panelist?
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- You'll see.
- Huh?
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And your question is:
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- "Dumb Debbie was so dumb..."
- How dumb was she?
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"She was so dumb,
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"she didn't realize that April first was April fools blank."
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- Okay. I've got a good word.
- Bring it.
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Okay, Tori.
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"Dumb Debbie was so dumb,
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"she didn't realize that April
first was April fools..."
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- Day.
- "Day"...
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Hmmm... "Day".
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Well, let's see if you match anybody.
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Andre?
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Roses are red, storm clouds are gray,
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Debbie's so dumb, she didn't
realize it was April fools...
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...Lobster.
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What's the lobster...
Ahhh! Wait...
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All right, now get up.
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Jade, what's your answer?
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I figured she was so dumb,
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she thought April first was April fools...
...Berry.
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That's a thing, right?
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April fools Berry, that's a thing.
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Oh, you're a thing.
A foul beast of a thing!
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No, no, no.
No, no, no.
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It's not my fault
that she said Berry... wait.
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But she said Berry.
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- All right, upsee-daisy.
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- Robbie...?
- Yesss?
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Yesss, what is it Sikowitz?
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Dumb Debbie was so dumb,
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she didn't realize that a April
first was April fools...
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"Foot".
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Oh shut up you people, I was on Broadway.
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Cat, it's your turn.
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Wait, the lobster forgot to push Tori down.
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Oh yes.
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Cat, why would you remind...
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Will you get up?
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Cat...
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Dumb Debbie was so dumb,
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she didn't realize that April
first was April fools blank.
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I said... "Blank".
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- Cat. I said blank.
- I love president Ford!
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We're not gonna bring out
the lobster for that one.
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Beck!
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Well, I'm sorry darlin', I'm starving,
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so I said "onion rings".
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I know.
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Okay, one last chance.
Your sister Trina.
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Come on, Trina!
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Well... I said...
"Cut to the next scene".
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Awww, your stupid card
brought us to this scene!
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You cost me five thousand dollars!
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But I want an oompa loompa nowwwww.
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- You can't have an oompa...
- Happy Birthday!
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- It's not my birthday.
- Touchdown!
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- There's no football game.
- Where's the beef?!
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Okay, kids won't get that reference!
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And it's April fools day!
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You'll get it.
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- Hello, Tori.
- Hey, mister drysdale.
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Oh guys, this is my neighbor,
mister drysdale.
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These are my friends.
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So, what can I help ya with?
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Well... my wife says
that I talk too much,
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and that I never dance.
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What should I do?
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It's nine on the dot
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and we just talk and we talk
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and I just want it to stop
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'cuz aren't we here for the music
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and if you dare just get up out of your chair
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'cuz this ain't goin' nowhere
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we gotta move or you'll lose it
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all I wanna know
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is when we're letting go so
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we can get this record to break
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why we wastin' time
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we never can rewind
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all I'm really tryin' to say is shut up and dance
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show me whatcha got
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shut up and dance
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are you in or not?
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you're movin' your mouth
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baby, don't speak
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shut up and dance if you're into me
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'cuz I can't wait no more to get on the floor
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don't stop now it's our chance
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to shut up and dance 'till we drop
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'cuz I'm sick of this space
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in-between you and me
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light it up 'til we're makin' a scene
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quit the talk, let it rock
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if you know what I mean
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well, shut up and dance
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show me whatcha got
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well, shut up and dance
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are you in or not?
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you're movin' your mouth
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baby, don't speak
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shut up and dance if you're into me
343
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'cuz I can't wait no more to get on the floor
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don't stop now it's our chance
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to shut up and dance dance, dance, yeah
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shut up and dance dance, dance, yeah
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put up your hands hands, hands, yeah
348
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shut up and dance dance, dance, yeah
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shut up and dance!
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okay, that's our show!
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Oh, it's been such a great week
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... oh my God, what a talented cast!
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Yeah!
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Thanks to Dan Schneider!
Wooo!
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And of course our cast and crew...
The dancing lobster...
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Lorne...
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And of course our musical guest, Lady Gaga!
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- Wooooooo!
- Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
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Aw.
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Thank you guys so much!
Go to theslap.Com, and...
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...What else?
Say goodnight.
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- Say g'night.
- Goodnight, everybody! April fools!
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- April fools!
- Wooo!
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