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[ Joe Cocker's "With a Little
Help From My Friends" plays ]
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? Baby ?
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? High with a little help
from my friends ?
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? Said I'm gonna make it
with my friends ?
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? Try with a little help
from my friends ?
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? Oh, oh,
I'm gonna keep on tryin' ?
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? Get by with a little help
from my friends ?
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? I'm gonna keep on tryin',
now, babe ?
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? Ooh, ooh, ooh ?
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If there's one thingevery kid learns growing up,
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It's that lifeis a series of risks.
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It's a cause-and-effectrelationship.
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Nothing ventured,nothing gained.
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Still,with the proper guidance,
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We learn to dealwith the risks.
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And pretty soon,we set out into the world,
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Sure in our options,confident of our choices.
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Until, that is...
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[ school bell rings ]
"Metamorphosis."
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Is it "a"... transformation,
"b"... integration,
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"c"... resurrection,
or "d"... none of the above?
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11th grade.The year of decisions.
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Anyone?
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Yes.
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"B."
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"c." "d."
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"a."
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Around the middle of junioryear, the risks increase.
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I knew that.
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Almost overnight,the choices get harder.
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One guess why.
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English comprehension.
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I suggest you learn this, class.
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It's bound to show up
on your SATs.
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The scholastic aptitude test.
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The living nightmareof American adolescents.
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All right, next word.
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"Pyrotechnic."
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Mr. Pfeiffer, would you like
to take a crack at this one?
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Uh...
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Like some kindof biblical curse,
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The SATs had descendedon our class,
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Reducing eventhe most intelligent among us
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To a state of flop sweats.
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"b."
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"d."
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[ sighs ]
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I knew that.
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[ Scoffs ] yeah, right.
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- I did.
- In that case, Mr. Billings...
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"hirsute."
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Can you fill us in?
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Hirsute.
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Uh...
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It was grim.
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After 16 yearsof hard learning,
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Our educational futures
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Had suddenly been pinned downto four choices.
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Uh...
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"a," "b," "c,"and, of course...
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Pudding or Jell-O?
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- I'll go with the pudding.
- Mm.
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Hirsute. Who... who in the
world knows what hirsute means?
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Hairy.
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Oh, great.
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The truth was, potentialfailure loomed at every turn.
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Next.
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Not that it was worthlosing sleep over.
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I haven't slept in two nights.
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I don't know what it is.
I just keep tossing and turning.
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I just wish it was over,
you know?
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I wish I were dead.
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It was clear each of us
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Was dealing with thisin our own way.
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For me...
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Come on, what are you both
so worried about?
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It was denial.
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I mean, it's just
a stupid aptitude test, right?
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Maybe he's right.
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Of course I'm right.
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Are you nuts?
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This test could determine
our entire future.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Well, it means you
have to score 1400 this year
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To even be considered
by the ivy leagues.
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And what college you go to
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Determines
what grad school you go to,
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Which determines
what kind of job you get
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And what contacts
you're gonna make
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And... and who your friends
are gonna be
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And what type of house
you're gonna live in
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And what the rest of your life
could be like.
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Are you sure you didn't leave
anything else out, Paul?
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Yeah. You got some pudding
on your pants.
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Pudding on our pants.
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Metaphors we couldn't mix.
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Seemed like the stresswas getting to us all,
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My Dad included.
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"competent"? What the hell
does "competent" mean?
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Probably means
you did a good job, jack.
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For my father, the crisis
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Was his annual evaluationfrom Norcom.
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[ sighs ]
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You know how many weekends
I put in there?
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You know how hard I work?
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I don't believe this.
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Which isn't to say the old man
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Wasn't graceful at takingconstructive criticism.
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Now, look, honey!
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There's "excellent" right here.
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Yeah.
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For "demeanor and appearance."
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Means the guy liked my haircut.
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Honey, they probably didn't
even give it much thought.
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You know how much
they appreciate you there.
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The hell they do.
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Still, in my own way, I kindof sympathized with the guy.
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Spoon?
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After all, this was reallynone of my business.
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This was Dad...
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The great provider,the man with the plan.
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Charlie Barrett got
a bad evaluation, too.
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Jack, you did not get
a bad evaluation.
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Yeah, well...
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He decided to leave Norcom.
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Charlie?
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- You're kidding?
- Nope.
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He knows this guy who owns
a small furniture factory.
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He wants to retire.
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He's gonna buy him out.
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I don't know.
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Maybe he's got the right idea.
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But if Dad was lookingfor advice,
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He was pretty much on his own.
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20 years at Norcom, Norma.
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What have I been doing
with my life?
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Face it...when it came to philosophy,
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My family had one golden rule.
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It was every man for himself.
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Kevin, I'm worried.
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About what?
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The SATs.
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Oh, no. Not you, too.
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It was bad enough to haveto face this in the cafeteria,
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But not in the front seatof a hot car.
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Winnie, it'll be fine.
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You really think so?
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Yeah.
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Maybe you're right.
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? Here I am,
stuck in the middle with you ?
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Except what happens
after the test?
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What?
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Well, the SATs
are just the beginning.
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I mean, after that,
we graduate and go to college.
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What if we end up
at different schools?
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And what if they're
thousands of miles apart?
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What if we never see
each other anymore?
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Geez.
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Now my girlfriend wasturning into Paul Pfeiffer.
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Well...
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Winnie, that's over a year away.
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Do we have to worry
about it now?
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Of course we don't.
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? Slap you on the back
and say, "please" ?
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I mean, we'll still see each
other at Christmas, right?
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? "Please" ?
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It was awful.
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This one crummy testwas poisoning my life,
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Plaguing my future.
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So there was only one wayto fight back...
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I'll have pralines and cream,
please.
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Go for ice creamwith the folks.
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Yeah, this was some fun.
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Jack. Norma.
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Hey, Charlie.
What are you doing here?
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Well, I just stopped by to get
the family some ice cream
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To, uh, you know, celebrate.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Charlie Barrett.
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I hadn't seen himsince I was...
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Kevin?
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I-I... I haven't seen you
since you were 6.
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What grade are you in now?
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11th.
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So, uh...
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Next year you'll be in 12th.
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Yep. You couldn't getanything past this guy.
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Kevin's taking his SATs
next week.
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Whoa. Hmm. SATs.
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Good luck, pal.
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Yeah, same to you.
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Uh, let me have
a pint of, uh, strawberry.
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No, no, no. Make it a quart.
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Might as well live on the edge
a little.
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Right?
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Yes, jack told me
about your leaving Norcom
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And all your plans.
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It must be very exciting.
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Exciting?
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Hell, Norma,
this is long overdue.
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Right, jack?
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And there was something
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About that pat on the armthat said...
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So, Norma, what do you think
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About jack and me
going into business together?
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I... Beg your pardon?
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Uh...
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Actually, we haven't talked
about it yet.
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Oh, I see.
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Uh, Norma,
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Jack and I just had
a couple discussions
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About maybe buying
this little factory.
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But, you know,
it's not really...
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We're meeting with the owners
tomorrow.
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I see.
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Yeah, well, anyway...
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I better get moving.
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I'll see you tomorrow, jack,
around 3:00?
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Uhhuh.
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See you there.
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Unfortunately,my mother's concern
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Didn't disappearas easily as Charlie had.
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Why didn't you tell me
about this, jack?
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Uh...
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Maybe we ought to talk
about it at home, okay?
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Kevin.
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I'll... Get the car.
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And suddenly,
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I had the feeling something bigwas going on here...
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For mom, for Dad,for the whole family.
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And whatever it was...
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Hey, good luck with those SATs.
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I hear they're a real killer.
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This time...
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Thanks.
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I knew the answersweren't gonna be easy.
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[ school bell rings ]
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"Harassment"
is to "intimidation"
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As "compliment" is to...
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As the SATs loomed closer,our brains loomed smaller.
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Come on, concentrate!
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Anyone?
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Mr. Coleman.
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Yes?
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"Harassment"
is to "intimidation"
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As "compliment" is to...
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Panic had officially descendedupon my class.
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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[ laughter ]
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But no matterwhere we ran for comfort...
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Anybody else?
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There was no escape.
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It was gettingharder and harder
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To deny what was going on.
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Mr. Arnold.
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How about you?
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Uh...
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At times like this,there was only one thing to do.
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"b"?
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Take a risk.
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Ah.
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Very good.
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Would you like to tell the class
how you arrived at this answer?
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[ Sighs ]
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I guessed.
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[ laughter ]
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Well, you were wrong.
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I knew that.
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All right, let's, uh...
Start with another one.
270
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:22,947
"Annoy" is to "irate" as...
271
00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:24,382
One thing was clear...
272
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:27,051
It was time to buckle downand dive in.
273
00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:30,821
After all,that's what my Dad was doing.
274
00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:32,457
[ sighs ]
275
00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,225
How do I look?
276
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,794
You look very handsome.
277
00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:38,196
I'll bet you never thought
278
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,997
You'd see me
in the furniture business, huh?
279
00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:43,367
After 24 hoursof constant negotiations,
280
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:46,203
Mom had finally acceptedDad's plan.
281
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,972
There you go.
282
00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:50,441
Not that she wascompletely happy about it.
283
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:53,043
I just hope it all works out.
284
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:56,413
You know, Norma,
I'm a lot more than competent.
285
00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:00,350
I know that, honey.
286
00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:01,819
Good luck.
287
00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:08,092
See ya.
288
00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,626
And there you had it.
289
00:12:09,628 --> 00:12:12,629
As my father set out to becomea one-man industry...
290
00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:14,365
[ chopping loudly ]
291
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:17,701
My motherbecame a one-woman vegematic.
292
00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:20,937
Mom, I'm trying to study.
293
00:12:20,939 --> 00:12:21,872
Hmm?
294
00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:24,108
Could you keep it down
a little?
295
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:26,510
Oh. Sorry.
296
00:12:28,847 --> 00:12:30,680
[ Blender whirs ]
297
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,752
Okay, it was obvious
298
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:38,889
If I was gonna getany studying done at all,
299
00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:42,159
I'd have to do itsomewhere else!
300
00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:43,760
I was ready.
301
00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:45,229
I was focused.
302
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:48,999
And nothing was gonna sway mefrom the task at hand,
303
00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:50,200
Except...
304
00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:51,969
"let's make a deal"!
305
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:54,504
And now,here's America's top trader,
306
00:12:54,506 --> 00:12:55,839
TV's big dealer...
307
00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:57,842
Monty hall!
308
00:12:57,844 --> 00:13:01,045
Hey, I just neededa 10-minute break, okay?
309
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,614
Okay. Thank you.
310
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:07,751
Honey, you've been watching TV
for three hours.
311
00:13:07,753 --> 00:13:09,886
Yeah.
312
00:13:09,888 --> 00:13:11,722
Well, uh, I'm gonna turn it off
right now.
313
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:14,492
The big deal is worth $10,034.
314
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,194
Is it behind door number one?
315
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,360
Or door number two?
316
00:13:17,362 --> 00:13:18,829
Or door number three?
317
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:21,398
Your father should have been
home an hour ago.
318
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:24,235
Maybe he got held up.
319
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,871
After all,we were talking about Dad here.
320
00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:29,073
[ door opens ]
he probably signed the deal,
321
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:31,208
Stopped off to buysome champagne,
322
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:33,945
And was coming homethe conquering hero.
323
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,546
Hey, Dad.
324
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,281
Hi, honey.
325
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:38,549
How'd it go?
326
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,384
Lousy.
327
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:44,522
Or maybe just the conquered.
328
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:47,057
[ sighs ]
329
00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:51,095
What happened?
330
00:13:53,298 --> 00:13:55,265
I'll tell you what happened.
331
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:58,168
The whole damn thing fell apart.
332
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,270
How?
333
00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:01,605
Well, for one thing,
334
00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:04,374
It's gonna cost three times
more than I thought.
335
00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:06,344
15,000 bucks.
336
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,011
Can you imagine that?
337
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:11,081
We can't afford that, Norma.
338
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:13,117
With the mortgage...
339
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:15,719
Car payments,
Kevin's college...
340
00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:16,687
[ sighs ]
341
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,389
The hell was I thinking?
342
00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:22,593
And at that moment, I heardsomething in his voice
343
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,862
I'd never heard before...
344
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,997
Regret.
345
00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:29,466
I don't think
you should give up on this.
346
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,304
Well, what about the money?
347
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,771
Honey...
348
00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:36,406
When we got married,
349
00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:38,776
We didn't have two nickels
to rub together.
350
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:41,846
And we did all right.
351
00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:43,013
Well...
352
00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:45,949
We'll do it again.
353
00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:50,220
But if mom was trying her bestto give Dad a future...
354
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:53,090
[ sighs ] forget it, Norma.
355
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:55,593
The old man wasn't buying.
356
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:59,029
I'm staying at Norcom.
357
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:16,146
That night I didn't havemuch luck studying.
358
00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:18,048
My mind was whirling.
359
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:21,618
All I could think aboutwere decisions and risks...
360
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,387
[ sighs ]
361
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:24,988
And choices.
362
00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:27,924
- "let's make a deal"!
- All right, Kevin Arnold.
363
00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:29,460
Are you ready to choose
your future?
364
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,028
- Yes, Monty.
- Okay, what door do you want?
365
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:33,196
I'll take, uh, door number...
Yeah?
366
00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:36,500
Two. No, no. One.
367
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:37,601
Three. No.
368
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:38,802
No, one.
369
00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:40,136
Which?
370
00:15:40,138 --> 00:15:41,238
Door number two.
371
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,339
Good. Are you sure?
372
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:43,440
- Absolutely.
- Good.
373
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,642
Door number one.
374
00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:47,578
All right, don,
tell him what he won.
375
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,547
Congratulations!
376
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:52,816
You've just chosen
20 years at Norcom,
377
00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:54,618
Where you'll receive long hours,
378
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:59,089
Constant brow-beating,
and a severe peptic ulcer!
379
00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:00,157
Unless, of course,
380
00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:01,291
- You'd like to trade it...
- Three!
381
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,626
- Oh, you do want to trade away?
- Three.
382
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,294
- For three? All right.
- I'll take door number three.
383
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,062
Here's what we have
behind door number three.
384
00:16:06,064 --> 00:16:07,864
[ Buzzer ]
385
00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:10,400
It's... A donkey!
386
00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:12,035
[ Donkey braying ]
387
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:13,837
[ Crowd groaning ]
388
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:18,675
Now, don, tell him
what he could have won.
389
00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:23,581
Yes, Kevin. It's the good life!
390
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,483
A college education...
391
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,951
Vacations to Hawaii...
392
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,286
The girl of your dreams...
393
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:31,321
And expensive lawn furniture!
394
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,657
[ Cheers and applause ]
395
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:37,995
[ Echoing ] and all because
you didn't study for your SATs.
396
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:41,699
[ School bell rings ]
397
00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:46,203
The day before the testwas torture.
398
00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:48,038
[ sighs ] oh, man.
399
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,240
This is gonna be a disaster.
400
00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:53,610
Panic had given wayto raw superstition.
401
00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:55,379
You know, I heard
that there's a pattern.
402
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:58,582
If you break the code,
you can figure out the answers.
403
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:01,418
Yeah. I heard they have this
card they put over the answers,
404
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:02,819
So if you fill in
all the circles,
405
00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:04,821
You get a perfect score.
No, I heard...
406
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:05,956
It was crazy...
407
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,659
The last-minute ravingsof desperate men.
408
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:11,595
That's ridiculous. How are they
gonna know your birthday?
409
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,631
Hey. They know everything.
410
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,533
And then you take the question
number and you add it,
411
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,733
And you multiply
the whole thing...
412
00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:18,169
I can't believe
you guys are wasting your time
413
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,970
On these stupid rumors.
414
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,773
I mean, don't you have
something better to do?
415
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,541
You should be studying.
416
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,877
- Why?
- Enough was enough.
417
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,613
It was time to put some senseto this whole fiasco.
418
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:32,115
Who says we have to take
this stupid test, anyway?
419
00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:35,853
Why should we let this one test
affect our entire life?
420
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:39,689
Why should one test
make us this crazy?
421
00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:42,426
I say we're more important
than that stupid test,
422
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:45,028
And I, for one, am not gonna
let it control my life.
423
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:48,499
There. Finally,a statement of principle.
424
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:51,168
A manifesto of defiance.
425
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:56,206
A cry for unity no red-bloodedkid could fail to admire.
426
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:58,174
[ both imitating chickens ]
427
00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:02,045
Nice try, buddy.
428
00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:04,315
And I guessthat's when it hit me...
429
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,616
What I'd been denyingall week...
430
00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:09,353
About choices and risks...
431
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:11,422
And that test.
432
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,890
I wasn't angry.
433
00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:16,226
I was just plain scared.
434
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:20,697
By the end of the day, allI wanted to do was head home.
435
00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:24,468
Maybe catch a slow trainto Loserville.
436
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,303
[ horn honks ]
437
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,342
I don't know.
438
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:34,811
Maybe Dad had the same idea,too.
439
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,288
Hey, Kev. How you doin'?
440
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,589
Everything okay?
441
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,157
Dad, what are you doing here?
442
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:51,562
I thought maybe
you'd like to go for a ride.
443
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:52,963
What do you say?
444
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,764
Well, I have my car
over there, so...
445
00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:56,633
We'll get it later.
446
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:59,436
Come on. It won't take long.
447
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,805
And the way he said it...
448
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,307
Okay.
449
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:08,578
Guess I knewI really didn't have a choice.
450
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,447
Kevin, uh...
451
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:12,849
There's some things
I want to talk to you about.
452
00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:16,786
The funny thing was, I prettymuch knew what was coming.
453
00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:18,122
You know,
454
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:20,924
Sometimes it's not easy
being the head of a family.
455
00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,626
Sometimes you have to
make choices
456
00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:25,195
That affect everybody, and...
457
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,731
You're not sure
if you're doing the right thing.
458
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,235
Uh...
459
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,270
Listen, Dad.
460
00:19:34,272 --> 00:19:36,640
You don't have to explain
anything to me.
461
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:42,445
Glad to hear you say that.
462
00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:45,315
Hell, I understoodwhat he meant.
463
00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:49,753
After all, in this world,there were two kinds of men...
464
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:52,656
The ones with guts,the ones who dared,
465
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:55,492
The ones who took risks...
466
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:58,796
And then there werethe Arnolds.
467
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,531
Here we are.
468
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,766
What is this?
469
00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:05,569
My new company.
470
00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:09,873
Once the deal closes.
471
00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:13,944
So, come on.
472
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,213
Let's take a look.
473
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,391
Here we go.
474
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:34,498
[ Sighs ] everybody's already
knocked off for the day.
475
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:38,235
It's usually really,
um, hopping in here.
476
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,469
Yeah, I bet.
477
00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:42,506
Come on. I'll show you around.
478
00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:44,341
Look at that. [ Laughs ]
479
00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:46,010
It's great.
480
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:49,413
I guesslife is full of surprises,
481
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,014
No matter what age you are.
482
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:53,817
I didn't know you knew anything
about furniture, Dad.
483
00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:55,185
I don't.
484
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,754
But I'm ready to learn.
485
00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,723
We got a great crew here.
486
00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:03,092
What about Norcom?
487
00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:06,730
Figured your mom was right.
488
00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:09,699
It's time to take a chance.
489
00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:12,136
Norcom was killing me.
490
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:13,937
So I left.
491
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:17,941
What'd they say?
492
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:21,845
They said, "goodbye."
493
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,616
Dad, aren't you scared?
494
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,351
Nah.
495
00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:32,355
Yeah.
496
00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:33,490
[ Chuckles ]
497
00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:35,058
Come on.
498
00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:36,927
I want to show you
where my office will be.
499
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,596
That afternoon,Dad and I took the tour.
500
00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:41,865
- See this?
- We talked furniture.
501
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,834
We talked life.
502
00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:45,669
We made plans.
503
00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:47,905
Sealed test book.
504
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,908
And the next morning,at 8:00 A.M.,
505
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:54,377
78 students gatheredin the McKinley cafeteria
506
00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:55,712
To take what was supposed to be
507
00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:57,648
The most important testof their lives.
508
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,650
Do not break the seal
until I tell you to do so.
509
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,853
Everyone had a different wayof coping that day.
510
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,320
You'll have three hours...
511
00:22:04,322 --> 00:22:07,691
Some were more effectivethan others.
512
00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:10,227
There are five sections.
513
00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:11,795
[ Tapping ]
514
00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:16,433
The time allotted for each
section will be announced...
515
00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:19,302
But for allthe risks and choices,
516
00:22:19,304 --> 00:22:21,671
I was one step ahead of them.
517
00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:23,774
When you have finished
a section,
518
00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:28,511
Do not... I repeat...
do not turn ahead.
519
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:32,182
You may now open your pamphlets.
520
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:35,386
After all, I knewthat this was just one test
521
00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:37,855
In thousandsI'd be taking in my life.
522
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,790
None of them final.
523
00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:42,526
None of them irrevocable.
524
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:47,498
And the way I saw it,maybe life was a risk.
525
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:51,001
But this time, I was ready.
526
00:22:51,051 --> 00:22:55,601
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