All language subtitles for The Wonder Years s01e02 Swingers.eng

? What would you do
If I sang out of tune? ?

? Would you stand up
and walk out on me? ?

? Lend me your ears,
and I'll sing you a song ?

? I will try not to sing
out of key, yeah ?

? Oh, baby, I get by ?
? By with a little help from my friends ?

? All I need Is my buddies ?

? High with a little help
from my friends ?

? I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ? -?
Try with a little help from my friends ?

- ? Whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ?
- ? Ooh, ooh, ooh ?

[ Intro to Buffalo Springfield's
"For What It's Worth" plays ]

? There's something
happening here ?

? What it is
ain't exactly clear ?

? There's a man with a gun
over there ?

? Telling me I got to beware ?

? I think it's time
we stop, children ?

? What's that sound? ?

? Everybody,
look what's going down ?

We live in confusing times...

Times of change...

And of disagreement.

There are those who will say
that Brian Cooper was a man

Who died defending his country.

And there are those
who will say

That he was a child
who died in vain.

Brian Cooper was
the first person I ever knew

Who wasn't old who died.

I guess we all have that Moment
where we realize

That even somebody
who's basically a kid

Can cease to exist,

And we're never the same
after that.

We must have faith that none
of god's children die in vain.

But It wasn't just Brian's
death that had changed me.

It was also Brian's sister.

I hadn't seen Winnie since the
night we kissed in the woods,

But I hadn't been able
to think about anything else.

But through all the change,

There Is one thing that remains
constant and eternal

And can never die,

And that is the human soul.

Oh, no!
The Jell-O salad isn't set!

[ Sighs ]

Here, Kevin.

You take the ham.

Like women all over America,

My mother confronted tragedy
and death

With cold ham and Jell-O salad.

The little marshmallows
are just swimming in there.

Come on, Norma. Let's just go.

Let me put some ice cubes in.

It'll take five minutes.

You got the ham.

You don't need to bring
the Jell-O, too.

Five minutes...
just give me five minutes.

The rest of us had other ways
of dealing with our grief.

[ nose blows ]

But I, for one, was a wreck.

I would think about Brian,

And I'd feel almost sick
to my stomach.

Then I would think
about Winnie,

And a thrill would pass
through my 12-year-old body

Like the wind
through the trees.

Life's two greatest forces,
love and death,

Were tearing me apart...

At the waist.

Come on, Mom! Let's go!

Here I was at Brian's funeral,

And Winnie was nowhere
to be seen.

I felt sort of weird, though.

I mean, what was I gonna do
If I saw her...

Ask her to dance?

Kevin, take this plate
of food over

And try and get Winnie
to eat something.

She really needs her old friends
right now. Go on.

Hi.

My Mom wanted me
to give this to you.

Thanks.

I'm not really that hungry.

Yeah, you should eat, though...

Something.

What was she thinking?

What was I thinking?

I was so confused.

She was so close,
I-i wanted to grab her,

Take her In my arms,

Feel her 72-pound body
next to mine.

Try the ham.

Okay.

Oh, god, I was an animal.

Watching her eat the ham,

I felt, "how could I be
having these feelings?"

Did It show?
Could people see through me?

What would Brian think?

So!

You're at my funeral,
and all you can think about

Is jumpin' my little sister.

Of course,
he would think I was scum.

[ chuckles ]

You're a man
after my own heart.

Wait a minute. That's right.

Brian wasn't like that.

But, Kev, Kev, Kev, not now.

Just give her a little time.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

The female reproductive system.

Among the many great
historical milestones of 1968,

Perhaps the greatest
was the advent

Of sex education
in the schools.

[ young men giggling ]

Now, If I hear any giggling,

If I see any smirking,
this class Is over.

Do you read me, people?

Over.

Now...

The female reproductive organs
look like this.

All right!

[ Indistinct whispering ]

Unfortunately, It looked
more like a cow's head to me.

Now...

Who can tell me what these are?

Yes?

The ears?

Apparently, I wasn't alone.

The...

Ovaries.

The ears would be...

Up here.

Uh, wh-why don't you draw
the whole lady

S-so we know
where everything goes?

- Yeah, the whole lady.
- Yeah, the whole lady.

All right.

My gosh.

[ Indistinct murmuring ]

I can't believe
he's gonna draw It.

[ Murmuring continues ]

Suddenly, It became very clear

Why Mr. Cutlip
had never been married.

Any man who saw women that way
would have no reason to.

Now...

The ovaries, of course,
are the site of ovulation.

As Mr. Cutlip went on,

One fact became
Increasingly evident.

Sex, In the hands
of public educators,

Is not a pretty thing.

"ova" Is actually plural
of "ovum."

Of approximately 28 days.

And that, In a nutshell,
Is the story of ovulation.

Questions?

Yes.

When do we start football?

All right, I'm going to hand
out your textbooks now...

"health and human sexuality."

Textbooks?!

For Wednesday, people,

You will read chapters 1 and 2.

Do not read ahead.

Repeat...

Do not... Read... Ahead.

Chapter 14...
the human reproductive cycle.

Let me see it. Hey! Come on!

Telling us not to read ahead

Was like telling a pack
of wolves

To stay away from red meat.

What's the matter, Arnold?
You horny?

Yeah, I think Arnold's horny!

[ laughter ]

- Uh-oh, Arnold.
- Shut up, you guys.

[ Indistinct conversation ]

- Oh, my god!
- Wow!

- Whoa!
- Oh, my god!

[ Dog barking In distance ]

Hi.

Hi.

Whatcha doing?

Nothing.

Oh.

When are you coming
back to school?

Monday.

Oh.

But maybe we could
do something tomorrow.

I mean, If you want.

Yeah. I mean, sure.

If you want.

Well, I'm going to my uncle's
In the morning,

But I'll be back around 3:00.

Come on, Kev! Let's go!

Okay, well, bye.
See you tomorrow.

Okay, bye.

Bye.

? Young girl ?

? Get out of my mind ?

"And thusly, a woman's
anatomical construction

Is fantastically adaptive
to the needs of a..."

What's that word?

"Burgeoning."

"...To the needs of
a... Burgeoning human life."

This stuff's not that good.

Well, we could look up
"burgeoning."

But we had already
looked up "prenatal"

And "amniotic fluid,"

And It was clear we were
barking up the wrong tree.

[ door opens ]

Oh, working on
your sex education, I see.

I'm not sure you boys
are old enough for this.

Give It back, Wayne.

Let's see.

Huh.

Pretty hot stuff.

You know, I bet the guys
who wrote this book

Have never even been
to second base.

Well, what's that
supposed to mean?

You don't know
what second base Is?

Of course we know
what second base Is.

Sort of.

? You're much too young, girl ?

All right...

And with an air
of confident authority

That only an idiot
or an older brother can have,

Wayne proceeded to elaborate
a baseball metaphor

That changed the way we looked
at women... and baseball...

Forever.

And I'm telling you,

Everybody gets
to at least second base

By the 7th grade.

This was a lot of pressure,

Especially since
most of the girls we knew

Had no second bases.

Look, I'll tell you
what you guys should do.

You should get a real book.

Areal book?

Yeah, you should get

"Everything You Always Wanted To Know
About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask."

There's a book called that?

Well, sure,
It was a bestseller.

Just go to a bookstore.

Well...

Have you read it?

[ Snickers ]

No. I don't have to.

The great ones go on instinct.

Uh... Uh, yeah. Yeah, instinct.

- Instinct.
- I go on instinct, too.

- I go on instinct, too.
- Yeah.

Instinctively,
we went to the bookstore

First thing the next morning.

[ door closes, bell jingles ]

Holy mackerel!

You idiot!

What? That was it.
Didn't you see it?

Of course I saw it,

But you can't just
run in and grab one.

Why not?

Because he'll think
we're perverts. That's why not.

Well, what do you want to do?

We got to look around,
get some other stuff...

Clean stuff.

Ah, here. This looks good.

"Ivanhoe"?

Here. Let's get one
of these "War and Peaces," too.

Okay.

Right. Now we get the sex book.

All right,
now put it on the bottom,

And the guy will never even
notice what it is.

Maybe.

[ Sighs ]

It's a lady!

Forget it. We got to go.
Let's put these back.

No.

I'd known Paul
since he was 36 hours old,

And never before had I seen
that kind of fire in his eyes.

[ zipper closes ]

Buy those books and act casual.

What, are you crazy?!

This was going too far.
I was a pervert, not a felon.

Kevin, It's "everything you always
wanted to know about sex"... everything.

I'd like to buy these.

It's pretty advanced reading
for a boy your age.

Thanks.

Okay.

[ Cash register clanking ]

It'll be $7.95.

[ Cash register dings ]

Thanks. Bye!

[ Door opens, bell jingles ]

Hey, there's $20 here!

[ Door closes, bell jingles ]

It was about 2 miles from
the bookstore to my house.

We made It
In just under four seconds.

Come on. Take it out!

Kevin! Lunch!

Oh, no!

Uh, maybe I should stay here...
to watch the book.

Paul!

Kevin, slow down. You're
gonna make yourself sick.

[ Knock on door ]

You done yet?

Paul!

You just left.

You couldn't possibly have gone
all the way home.

I couldn't?

Mom, can I be excused?

No, you may not be excused.

Now, just sit down
and finish your lunch.

Don't forget... It's your day
to do the dishes.

[ Sighs ]

We had about 50 dishes.

We did them
In just under four seconds.

It's gone!

It's gone.

Oh, my god!

My parents!

No, wait... we'd stolen it.

Of course... the pretty lady.

The police!

Hmm!

Wayne.

Oh, looking for this?
[ chuckles ]

- Give me that, you jerk!
- I don't know.

I think I'm gonna have to
preview this for you boys.

I thought you didn't
need it, Wayne.

Yeah, give it back! We got it!

Oh, now, I bet
you'd like to try this

With your little girlfriend,
"Win-nay."

Shut up, Wayne.

Or this! No, wait a minute.

I think Winnie kind of
might like this one.

Shut up, Wayne!

How far are you gonna go
with her, Kev?

Gonna try for a home run,
pal, huh?

Now, wait a minute.
Now, wait a minute.

N-now, this one looks
like a lot of fun.

Why don't I read it to you?

It's hard to know just how
it happened...-Stupid!

I'm gonna kill you, you Idiot!
...But suddenly, at that Moment,

With an Intensity that no one in that room...
Oh, god! I'm gonna smash your face!

It's gonna be uglier than even now! .
..Had previously thought possible,

121/2 years of pent up, Impotent rage...
Oh, I'm gonna kill you!

Became potent.

[ both grunting ]

- Sort of.
- Ugh!

Wayne still outweighed me
by a good 30 pounds.

What's the matter with you?!

- Ow! Ohh!
- Come here, you...

[ grunts ]

[ Clatter ]

[ Both grunting ]

What Is going on in here?!

Oh, my god.

Um, Paul, I think
you better go home now.

Well, you got to give Paul
credit for trying.

What are you boys doing
with this book?

Don't ask me. Kevin got it.

Kevin?

Is that true?

[ Sighs ]

Yes.

Wayne, go outside.

Kids. I know.

Kevin!

[ Sighs ]

I am so disappointed in you!

At that Moment, I felt like
the lowest thing on earth.

I was a pervert,
a thief, a sneak.

I'd always been her sweet,
Innocent little boy,

But at that Moment,

My mother couldn't even bear
to look me in the eye.

It's not so much...

Your reading this book...

But what were you doing
in my dresser drawers, anyway?!

I guess my mother figured out
her mistake pretty quickly,

Because I never heard
from either of my parents

On that topic again.

We seemed to have
a tacit understanding

That they wouldn't mention
my book

If I wouldn't mention theirs.

[ vehicle approaches ]

[ Engine shuts off ]

[ Car doors closing ]

When Winnie got back
from her uncle's,

We went for a walk in the park.

Neither of us said a word
about it, of course,

But we both knew that the park
was where you went to make out.

As we approached
the baseball field,

I started to sweat.

Nearing first base...

Second base...

Third.

Let's cut across the outfield.

Okay.

I didn't know what to do.

Our first kiss had happened
so naturally,

I couldn't even remember
how I did it.

Did I... did I breathe
through my mouth or my nose?

Well, I had to make
some kind of move.

There was a bug on you.

Oh.

Thanks.

Some move.

Well, there was
no turning back now.

We were here.

So...

Wh-what do you want to do?

I don't know.
What do you want to do?

I don't know.
What do you want to do?

I don't know.

[ Intro to Aaron Neville's
"Tell It Like It Is" plays ]

? If you want ?

? Something to play with ?

? Go and find yourself a toy ?

? 'Cause, baby,
my time is too expensive ?

? And I'm not a little boy ?

? No, oh ?

The Moment stretched out
so unbearably,

I thought we'd both explode.

It was clear
we were both stalling.

? You are serious, girl ?

We knew what
we were here to do.

We both wanted it.

One of us just had to come out
and say it.

? You know, life is too short ?

Do you want
to go on the swings?

? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ?

Yeah, sure.

? You may be here today ?

And in the end,

That's as far as Winnie and I
went that day.

Maybe we both felt we'd already
come too far too fast.

Maybe we both realized

That growing up doesn't have
to be so much a straight line

As a series
of advances and retreats.

Maybe we just felt
like swinging.

But whatever it was,

Winnie and I made
an unspoken pact that day

To stay kids
for a little while longer.

? Tell it like it is ?

? Don't be ashamed ?

? Let your conscience
be your guide ?

? But I... ?

Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0