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Who is he?

And I don't want any crap
about him being a great guy.

He's my lover.

You gonna tell us why he was in jail?

Manslaughter.

I was on lou's patio that night.

And I was in a fight.

What are you doing?

What the hell do you think you're doing?

I will have a face lift and a nose job,but
I'll tell everybody else it was the car accident.

I'll tell pappy I told everybody
it was a car accident

because I didn't want him to know I had work done,

and then I had to get a new car to be convincing.
It's all good.

I'm gonna ask shoshanna to marry me.

You're looking at the new
ceo of durango studios.

when we were making love in your grotto,
your blackberry was not so very important.

Give me a call.

You faked your suicide?

Everybody wants to go
to their own funeral.

We're all in agreement.

Lying is an important
part of every marriage.

It's right up there
with intimacy and trust.

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I don't want to go back.

I want to stay in malibu with you.

You gotta get on that plane.

You're not lookin' at the big picture.

What about us?

We'll always have starbucks.

Wait.

I told you I could never change.

But who knows?

Suddenly,with you in my
life,anything seems possible.

I find this situation
very,very liberating.

You said we could just live in the now,
and not even think about the future.

-You're okay with that?
-Absolutely.

We're on the same page.

Kenny was-- we weren't
even in the same book.

Which isn't to say we
couldn't turn the page.

Our page. I mean,you know.

I mean if we felt like
turning it at the same time.

If we--if we,you know,if we're reading it
at the same rate of speed... we could do that.

What if you like to skim,
and I like to reread a sentence,

like,a few times,or--
or if one of us was dyslexic?

-Are you dyslexic?
-No,molly.

I'm just torturing
the metaphor some more.

Oh,man,yeah... uh...

-good morning,lavender.
-Molly... I'm so sorry.

Nana wanted to borrow your loofah.

It's okay. It's fine.

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Season 1 Episode 5

Your husband is the enemy.

His lawyer is his weapon
of mass destruction.

They have only one goal:
To grind you into dust.

Our goal is to eviscerate kenny.

-And that is the last time I will use his name...
-Definitely the third time was the best.

What are you smiling about?

Sorry,uh-- not that kenny isn't scum,it's just
that I was hoping for something more amicable.

The only people who use that term
are the people who are ready to lose.

-Is that what you want?
-No.

On friday,you will not speak.

You will not show any emotion.
It's all kabuki theater.

They come,they yell,they strut.

I strut,I yell,I lie.

Most importantly,you
will not sign anything.

If they put a check
in front of you for $5 million,

if I am telling you to sign,
you say nothing,you sign nothing.

Do you understand?

I say nothing,I sign nothing.

And don't wear something
so-- just wear black.

Well,apparently no subject is
taboo if you say it with alligators.

-Is that a battered alligator shelter?
-Uh-huh.

And you should see how
big daddy's teeth are.

Jeez.

You didn't find one about the mommy alligator

who can't get rid of the image of
the daddy alligator screwing the nanny,did you?

I can write that.

How 'bout,uh... "daddy's a reptile"?

Or "who's your daddy boffing now?

I think it's just gonna
take a little time.

Oh,I don't know.
It just seems to be getting worse.

The harder he tries,the
more I seem to resent him.

have you tried a marriage counselor?

Oh,I'm sorry,I've overstepped.

It's okay.We weren't exactly whispering.

It's just that I've been
through the same thing.

No matter what I did,I just couldn't get
over the feeling that somehow phillip had won.

You know,gotten away with it.

Exactly.

The kids still think that
jorge's wonderful and perfect.

And why did mommy make him stay away.

But the marriage counselor was
able to mediate between you two.

Make the other understand and forgive.

Oh,no,mike was just
terrible with that stuff.

But he was great in the sack.

Hot and hairy.

And that's the image that
finally replaced the other.

Well,that's an image that
pretty much replaces everything.

-Do you ride?
-Horses?

No,springer spaniels.

I'm jewish.

The only time my people ride is
when we're fleeing from the cossacks.

Okay,so that's two things
I didn't know about you.

You're jewish and you don't
ride springer spaniels.

Except for the high holy days.

Your turn.

You tell me two things.

Oh,no,no,I'm boring.

Well,come on,there's
gotta be something.

Okay,well,I was married.

And I've booked us a
weekend in santa barbara.

Really?

-For how long?
-Two nights.

-I meant the marriage.
-So did I.

The weekend is for three.

Goody.

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Hi,sweetheart.

Just out shopping.

What do you want for dinner?

That's fine,we won't expect you.

No,no,it's okay.

I know how important
this movie is to you.

I'll see you later. Bye.

Have a look around.

I'll find you in a minute.

I've locked all the
doors... at an open house.

That's like chopping off a leg.

Don't worry,baby,it's worth it.

Is it ever.

Why is the laundry room
right next to the bedroom?

So we can be lying down
in about three seconds.

You feeling a little shy?

How long has this house
been on the market?

Four weeks.

You interested?

In a house where I have to listen
to the dryer while I'm lying in bed?

Well,people don't do laundry at night.

Are you kidding?

There are ten people living in my house.

The machines run 24/7.

No wonder you haven't sold this thing.

-You think?
-Definitely. Kiss me.

It's got a sink,what else could it be?

Crafts room.

Kiss me.

Could be.

Sell in a week.

Last chance--
kiss me.

I'm sorry,I can'T.

***

Crafts room.

-Have a nice walk?
-Mm-hmm.

I imagine it's been a while
he's had anyone to walk with.

Seems so.

Which could make him a very fast walker,
because,uh,he's just so happy walking.

Well,we're both so happy walking.

Uh,but he's,uh,he's
good at waiting for me.

But clearly,he's capable
of sprinting,if he wanted.

Well,good for you.And him.
Exercise is so important.

Oh,just,uh... gotta rake.

Oh,my.

-Joan...
-I've quit.

You have to,you know,
completely,thoroughly quit.

I know.

I helped you get out of rehab,joan.

I thought that pappy was overreacting.

I--

I don't know when things got serious,but...

just think about what could have happened.

You could've killed
someone,or yourself.

My license is suspended,I
have a court date,I get it.

I'm off the booze.

And you have to tell
pappy what really happened.

You've gotta tell him the truth.

Um,no.You only get one wish.

Okay.

You can do this.
I know you can do this.

***and the mysterious disappearance of
studio head lou manahan was cleared up

after the discovery of
an overlooked suicide note.

In the note,mr.Manahan is said to go to
some lengths to explain the reasons--

I'm going in... going in.

This is actually better
thantalking to the dog.

I'm not talking to him,I'm
talking to you guys.

And talking to the dog,hugging the
dog--

why are you wasting our time?

My client was marriedto
this man for ten years.

She gave up a successful writing career to--

oh,please,one bookhardly constitutes
a successfulwriting career.

***

But the other way to look at that is
she's got nothin'to fall back on,nada.

that's not a way to look at it.

Bob,we can adda couple mil to this.
I won't miss it.

-Kenny,let me take care of this.
-my new salary's obscene.

It's just obscene.
And that's withoutthe signing bonus.

they do not need to know that.

Kenny... bob...

-If she signs now.
-Not yet.

The alimony.

Why should her standard of living take a
dive because he can't keep itin his pants?

That is totally uncalled for.

But true.

honestly,things are going just
too well for me to be stingy.

My career,my relationship.

And what does molly have,huh?

Sign.

Am I allowed to talk?

Sidebar.

Do you really want meto sign?

I want you to sign so badmy teeth ache.

-Then we should've hada secret signal for if-
- just sign!

She's ready to sign.

Mr.Kagan has decidedto take a couple of days

before committing to the
changes we've talked about.

Lawyers,hmm?

We should've had a signal.

So she saysshe's not drinking,
but you know,who knows?

Meanwhile,she's havinga face lift,nose
job,ear pinning,chin implants next week.

Only person I know who
couldcrash into a telephone pole

and wind up looking20 years younger.

It takes a toll.

Sam...

the night of the
accident,you tried to stop joan?

You don't drink.

Is that--is thatwhat
happened to you?

-No.
-Mm.

I wasn't alone in the car.

I was back in hartford for
my15th high school reunion.

The timing couldn't havebeen better.

I'd just gottena big
promotion at goldman sachs.

Wealth management.

I was a big deal.

I only made the tripso
everyone would know it.

Holy mother!

-You all right?
-Brain freeze.

-Gimme that.
-Oh... okay.

No,I'm fine. I'm okay.

-Are you sure?
-Yes.Please,please go on.

It was the night beforethe reunion.

A bunch of uswent out drinking.

Showing off.

My best friend derek... we
didn't make itto the reunion.

He was dead,and I wasin the hospital.

-You were driving.
-Oh,yeah.

-Was there a trial?
-No.

I pled guilty,uh,I got ten
years,and I was out in five.

I was--I was
gladto do the time.

The only personI wanted to see
when I got outwas derek's mom.

She'd written to me in
jail,and tried to forgive me.

The woman was a widowwith no other kids.

Talk about crazy.

Did you find her?

Sure.

It's mrs.Caldecott.

So everything sam doesfor mrs.Caldecott
is some sort of penance?

He feels likehe owes her a son.

It's like a dickens
novel--bleak and tortured.

Scrounging for pennies,no shoes.

The depraved scoundrelwho turns out
to be the embodimentof noble sacrifice.

Mm,it's breathtakinglyromantic.

Scrounging for pennies,no shoes?

Noble sacrifice.

Summer fling.

Possible relationship.

He's a broken man.

Rodney,what happened to sam could
have happenedto any one of us.

Could have happenedto joan if
someone else had beenin the car.

Joan could get over it.

That doesn't make hera better person.

-rodney,dr.Suderman awaits!
-Point taken.Be right there.

-Is that what you want?
-Hmm?

A man who needsto
punish himself forever?

No.

But the timewe've spent together,you
know,it's beenkind of--kind of normal.

And,I don't know,maybe he
wantsa little more of that.

Or maybe I'm justkidding myself.

I know you thinkI'm just kidding myself,but
you're not exactlyan expert on relationships.

It's more like the
blindleading the blind here.

I'm thinking a dinner party.

Your guy,my guy,joan's new face.

It may not passfor normal,but we'll see

if we can coaxthat turtle of
yours back outinto the real world.

-Yeah,let's put a pin in that.
-Hmm.

-How's aaron?
-He's great.

-But...
-you know me,I like the chase.

Joy the hospital.

Have fun at the memorial.

Just saying good-bye.

Slice and dice time.

Shoshanna?

Molly kagan.

Well,yeah,you are.

I recognize youfrom the
pictures all over your house.

God,I love your shoes.

You have some crazygreat
shoes you left behind.

Good thing we're notthe same size,or
I'd,like,totallybe wearing them.

I'm kidding.

And I'd,like,totally
kill you if you did.

I'm kidding.

-Really?
-Really

Nice to see you galsgetting
to know each other.

It's a sad day,isn't it?

You bet,but closure is vital.

Helps us all move on.

You know whatI was thinking?

I'd love to know.

Awesome airbrushon this picture.

I wonder who did it.

Excuse me.

I wonder who picked that one.

Lou?

Aunt rhoda.

You couldn't comeas uncle marty?

Men don't wearblack veils.

Um,as artistic asyour disguise is

I think that we should
sit down in the back.

You go ahead,I'm going to eavesdrop.

Is there a man who can make it
to 60 without putting on a dress?

Sad day.

Sad... sad day.

The greatest years of
my careerwere under lou.

-I'll never forget the day...
-nobody will talkto me.

I never really under stood how hard
it is to be a womanin this town.

You're making me crazy.

"Lou," I said,"you've got to do this.

" Cut to opening weekend,$35 million.

Two thumbs up.

Over--
uh

radical marketing over the next few
years revolutionized the company,and lou

he never forgotwho was behind it all.

Always giving me credit,pulling
me upthrough the ranks.

I forgot,I hate funerals.

No,no,you're not leaving.

You sit,sit.

Oh,chloe,this is--this
is lou's aunt rhoda.

I really liked your nephew.

He was really decent.

I would have killed to work on his desk.

Why,thank you.

That would mean so much to little louey.

I was just a little pissant
straight out of film school,and,uh

lou mana hanre turns my call.

I thought it was becauseI was so hot

but,uh....

it was a few years later that I
discoveredhe always returns every call.

Even the hard ones.

he covered my ass more than once.

But the time he saved my
career,he didn't even knowabout it.

I don't know how he got her to laugh.

And you know what?

She won't tell me.

My own mom.

She thought he was so sexy.

he,uh....

he was the only one who
turned up after it flopped.

growing up in brooklyn,lou
was always first.

He was the first personto throw a
punch,the first personto kiss a girl

the first personto make big
money,and the first person to leave.

But when he left,he didn't forget.

He didn't forget his friends,he
didn't forget his family.

And he didn't forget
where the magic came from.

And that,ladies and
gentlemen,was the movies.

And that's why he came out here.

To make movies,to make dreams.

That's what he was--he
was a dream merchant.

A dream manufacturer.

And some of those dreams are yours

and some of them are
mine,and all of themwere his.

So when lou manahan lost those dreams

there was nothing of lou manahan left.

It was just a holograph.

Because lou manahan without
dreams was not lou manahan at all.

So I'm go take my hat offto you,lou.

What are you thinking?

I was wondering how quicklyI
could unload a pampas.

And now,al pacino.

Come on,al,don't be shy.

oh,my god!

Lou?!

Thank you from here.

Please,please,please.

over the last couple years,I got tired.

Tired of being king,tired
of the splendid isolation

tired of being lou manahan.

I needed to disappear.

So I checked into a motel
to figure things out.

But I kept seeing photosof
this man on the news.

Who would even miss a guy like that?

I needed to know.

And so I came here.

And as all of you
spoke,it fell into place.

I remembered my friends.

I remembered all the reasons
I got into this business.

And I remembered...

it was goodbeing that guy.

That lou manahan.

And I would really
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so how far did you get?

Did you get to count downfrom 100?

I can't believe
this,you were so gung ho.

Can't you just accept methe way I am?

Yeah,like this wasmy idea.

So does this mean you're
gonnatell pappy the truth?

-Oh,shush.
-life is good.

We might miss it.

Say yes!

Jorge!Jorge...yes!

Yes,to the dutch bureaucrat's son!

It's hard when you're young.

Yes.You?

No,you're fired.

-Lou manahan reborn.
-WOW

Kenny kagan,down for the count!

I don't believe it.

Oh,believe it.

Because
sometimes--not often

but sometimes-- there is
actualpoetic justice in this world.

Shh,here's my cop.

This little prank cost the taxpayers quite
a bit of money in department manpower.

I think perhaps a fine,some
community service..

Oh,did I tell you?

Sam's comingto brunch sunday.

I told rodney to hold off.

No,you told himto hold off on dinner.

This is brunch.

Great,becausethe time of day
was what was reallytroubling me.

Hi,kids.

Hello.

We're doing shoshanna's place.

I don't have to figure outwhat
I want to be when I grow up..yea!

I'm going to you up

What,a nice little shark like you?

Didn't your mothert each
you better mannersthan that?

It's true,jaden.

There's no reason to think
that every shark is mean.

Some are quite friendly.

Like who?

Happy waters.

He shares his toys

and likes to havesleepovers.

And likes to play
with all the other fish

-You wanna see a pictureof him?
-OK

Come here.

Can I have it?

Yeah.

There you go.

Thanks

Let's have a look.

You like that?

Wow,that is cool.

Your mom is so clever.

Hey,lou.

How's it feel to be alive again?

Fantastic.

Worth every penny of the
$257,000 I paid the county.

Oh,wait,someone's calling in.

Yeah?

Well,call frankand get
the tracking reports.

I'll be in at 11:00.

Looking forward to the
next part of my story.

Starting with dinner friday night.

Anywhere you want to go.

Well,that's quitean offer.

I don't think so,but thanks for asking.

Oh,I don't give up that easily.

are you okay?

Oh,go putsome clothes on.

We're not helpless.

He can push my half.

****

Got myself a roommate.

Let me--mrs.C,let
me do this.

Ooh.

No,I didn't getany flowers,pappy.

They probably gave themto that
other joan-- the crystal meth addict.

I'll go down to the front deskand ask.

You're such a love.

Oh,no,it's just a bumpand a scrape.

That'll teach me for
saying yesto volleyball.

Oh,molly was using the prius
and had a littlefender bender.

So,um,I think,um

when I get out,I'll
just getthe new model.

Oh,any day now.

Oh,I don't know.

Time off for good behavior,I guess.

Okay,bye-bye,darling.

A lot of children are afraid of sharks,

so I thought happy
waters,the friendly shark

-who has play dateswith his pals in the ocean
-I get it.

Sleepovers andbirthday parties.

It's not quite,uh...uh...

-comic
enough? -Mm-mm.

Long enough?Because there wasa
whole octopus bit that I cut out.

No.

Look,I get thatthis is a rough pass.

I'm not gonna lie to you,molly.

We have a history together.

It's just not,uh... good enough.

The concept is okay,but
the writing is precious.

The artwork just doesn't
know where it wants to be.

And rhymes are really not in this year.

I could go on.

How'd you like my spelling?

Thank you for your time.

Look,you had the magic once.

Maybe it's gone.

Maybe it'S...rusty.

Maybe it'll come back.

Thanks.

and now your husband,whose name
I will not utter,is crying poor.

He's got two years lefton his contract.

His contract was terminatedwhen
he took on lou's job.

Well,then,he's got a
newand better contract.

The deal wasn't finished.

He's without a contract,without a job.

And surprise,surprise,they want
to startthe negotiation all over.

So I'm screwed.

Pretty much.

Find your slim.

hmm.

Mm-mm.

You wanted totake this out.

You didn't tell meit was a bearing wall.

You take this out,the
ceiling falls down.

In a bad way.

-I didn't know that.
-Relax.

Everyone has different strengths.

Well,what's mine,putting
rick-rackon a hand towel?

No...

your strengthis being a
super-cool east L.A.chick

with a hell of a knackfor P.R.

And a very impressive senseof color.

Come on.

I'm gonna show you
howto measure a bedroom.

Om mani padme hung.

Om mani padme hung.

-I like to start with the headboard,and then
-oh,hi,guys.

Oh,so sorry,shoshanna.

Sor--sorry,kenny.

Who's kenny?

Kenny!

You know,the studio head
guy who just blew his job.

My boyfriend?

oh,that jerk who's always
trying to get your pictures?

That's why I like you.

You're my stealth lover.

Yeah.

We'll go...measure the atrium.

Catch you later.

Stealth lover.

That is a great title for a song.

Stealth lover,you're my good cover.

Oh!

What am I thinking?

This is--this
is a brunch.

This is a casual,casual brunch.

I can do casual.

My boyfriend is meetingmy
friends,that's all.

I'm fabulous at casual.

People do it every day.

They will have thing sin
common,things to talk about.

Don't you just hate it
when it's the last game

of the world series,and you're in jail?

Beaten,defeated,he climbs the stairs

knowing that petra waitsfor news.

An explanationof sorts.

But all he can tell her is that the
water washedtheir little boy away.

-He removes the shoefrom his
-not the little shoe!

The little shoe.

Do you thinkhe's fashionably
late,or been arrested again?

Give it a rest,joan.

No jokes like that today.

We want to make the human racelook good.

My party,I invited him.

I think****

For you.

-Do you havea last name,sam?
-Knight.

As in "in the dead
of,"or "in shining armor"?

In shining armor.

Of course.

Come in.

I love that show.

Especially the chandelier.

Yeah,that's what you wantin a
musical-- a catchy light fixture.

Stop it!

I hate all plays.

Everyone yells.

You've gotta try again.Come with me.

No.

The last one I saw hadinvisible props.

I mean,what's the point in
imagining a fishing pole?

I'm with joan on this one.

I want to see my sports gear.

can you even name a sport?

-Yeah,um
-no,speed shoppingdoes not count.

Okay,well,then,what's the point
of votingfor american idol?

Oh,no,that's art.

You have to have a winner.

What's american idol?

Um...

oh,it's a,um,talent show where anyone
can sing a songand humiliate themselves.

The first part,when they go to boise,it's
like--it's likewatching a train wreck.

Then,when it's narrowed downby
judges who hate each other,you vote.

How do you votefor a tv show?

you--you
text--

finally a man who doesn't waste
his life watching reality tv.

Let's just all toss out our
tvs and live like sam,huh?

You know what I mean.

Sam's a big reader.

Anyone want meto read anything?

Sam.

Oh,that's funny.

Dessert,anyone?

yes.

Yes,please.

Oh,it's good.

It's gonna be good.

The kiwis are
really-- hard?

Well,those big,strapping kiwis.

Yeah,I know.

They're-- we call
them bears,yeah.

Well,they're fuzzy,like you.

-Mm
-may I...help?

Oh,it's you.

It's just me.

Do you really think you're gonna be around
long enough for us to become friends?

No.

Don't rat me out,I'm trying.

You're not trying,you're drinking.

End of conversation.

It's me.

Right,sam,you have an mba?

Where from?

Wharton.

Oh,me too.

Wharton?

Isn't that-- isn't that,like,the
best business school in the country?

Top three.

You wouldn't recognizethe business now.

I'm sure I wouldn'T.

The reason I ask,we have
somethingat our firm.

It's pretty low-levelthough,but
give me a callif you're interested.

-Thanks.
-that is so nice of you.Isn't it?

I'll think about it.

What's your reservation?

Is it philosophicalor practical?

I mean,I'm sure we can
find a way to get you there.

I can get there.It's
calledpublic transportation.

Hey,we can talk about this later.

Well,it looks like hanks is
gonna do,uh,dutch bureaucrat.

When in doubt,let's
talkabout your movie.

Kiwi or raspberry?

Hey,I thinkI found an
apartment in west hollywood.

Oh,fantastic.

You sure that'ship enough for nana?

Nana hasher own plans.

You didn't tell me anything about that.

Kiwi.

can anyone think of another word that

means a native
population and,um,a fruit?

Why are you mad?

What do you expect?

shut up,rodney.

I came here today,I played the part.

The part?

The socially acceptableregular guy.

What more do you wantfrom me?

A man justoffered you a job.

I'm just asking
whyyou're not interested.

-I can't do this.
-Fine.

-we'll talk about it later.
-No,no,no--there is no later.

Sam...

this was a--this
was a mistake.

Uh,maybe we should,uh,go.Leave.

Uh,maybe we shouldn't?

Maybe we should,uh,help her

instead of tryingto
pretend it didn't happen.

When something happens,jorge,you
can't just pretendit didn't happen.

does anyone know that
manstanding over there?

Pappy!

I called the insurance company

clarity harbor,and the police.

And I booked a flight home.

The party's over,joan.

Hi.I need a friend.

You got one.

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