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Summer's coming,
and that means one thing--
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Time to kick back and enjoy the
fruits of your labour with three
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months of stress-free living.
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If you think you're laying around all
summer, you got another think coming.
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You're getting a job.
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My mom said the exact same thing, which
is kind of why I came over here.
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I thought you were gonna
lifeguard at the pool again.
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Dude, that job sucked.
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My boss was always on me.
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"That chair's not for sleeping.
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Stop hitting on girls
and save that kid."
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My boss sucked, too.
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"Stop eating all the
bologna samples.
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Don't make boobs
with the produce."
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Yeah, mine was all,
"thanks for your great work.
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We need a photo for your
'employee of the month' plaque."
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Hey, I got an idea-- This
summer, why don't we ditch our
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bosses and just start
our own business?
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But who'd be the boss?
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I vote all of us.
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Nice!
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Three-way co-bosses!
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Boom!
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Jobs.
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I'm not kidding.
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Aw, look, Mike.
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We got a wedding invitation.
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We know anybody in love?
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Uh, it's your brother.
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Rusty?
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Get out of here.
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Rusty's not getting married.
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Well, this says he is.
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Hey, you never told me his
real name was Orville.
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Oh, yeah.
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I think I heard
that in court once.
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Thought it was odd.
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"Marlene Ludlow"?
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Who the hell's Marlene Ludlow?
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I don't know.
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Well, how long have
they been dating?
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I don't know.
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Well, how'd they meet?
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I don't know.
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Honestly, I don't
get your family.
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You don't know each other's
names, you don't know when
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you're getting married...
Next weekend?
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Your brother's getting married
next weekend, and we didn't
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even know he was dating anyone.
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Learn to share.
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Look, we're not showboaters...
But yeah, that's definitely weird.
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Uh, Mike, did you see
where he's having it?
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Oh, no.
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I'm not driving out of state.
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Won't even have to
drive out of the garage.
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Our house, Mike.
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It says he's having the
wedding at our house.
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What?
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Yeah, look, that's our address.
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That's where we live, right?
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Are you sure you didn't
know about this?
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Yeah, Frankie, I was just keeping
it a secret so I could surprise you.
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Surprise.
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Mike, we can't have a
wedding at this house.
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I'm too ashamed to even open
the door for the UPS guy.
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You've gotta talk to him.
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Relax.
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I will.
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Seriously, who Springs a
wedding on someone at their
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house without even telling them?
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Orville.
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You're getting married.
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Oh.
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Well, when you know, you know.
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"When you know"
what, "you know" what?
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Rusty getting married.
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Oh, yeah?
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Does that mean I can
get my tire room back?
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So you didn't know either?
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Well, it's not
really my business.
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Ah.
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I don't want to pry.
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So you're getting hitched, huh?
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Any toaster on the
second floor is yours.
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You see that, Mike?
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That's the way you
congratulate a guy.
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Don't tell me how to do things.
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You didn't even ask me if you could
have your wedding at my house.
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I had to find out
through the mail.
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Are you sure I didn't ask you?
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Who-- who was I talking
to about it, then?
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Oh, I know.
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It was the guy from
the liquor store.
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Yeah.
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His name's Mike, also, or Spike.
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Anyways... Rusty, you're not
having your wedding at my house.
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Come on, man.
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That's what families are
for-- houses, kidneys.
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You didn't even
show up at my wedding.
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It wasn't at my house.
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You know, listen.
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Once old junkyard Joe kicks it
under a pile of newspapers,
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we're only gonna
have each other.
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You know?
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I mean, you're
my brother, Mike.
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You're my best man.
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Yeah, y-you're the
best man I know.
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How'd it go?
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- Well...
- Oh, you did not.
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What can I say, Frankie?
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You do for family.
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Oh, now you do for family?
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You never want to do for family
when you have to miss a
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football game to go visit my
sister, but all of a sudden,
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you're captain do-for-family?
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Do what for family?
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Uh, having Uncle Rusty's
wedding here on Saturday.
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The wedding is happening
at our house?
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Aah!
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See?
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Even Sue can see
it's ridiculous.
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And-- and what do you
plan on feeding 'em?
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Huh?
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And how many people
are even coming?
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You don't know.
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I don't know.
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Look, don't make a big deal.
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It's Rusty.
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Just nuke some pizza
rolls and be done.
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Oh, right, and let's
not even have plates.
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People can just stand around in
the yard and graze like cows.
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Don't worry, mom.
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As the newest Heck
woman, I can help.
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I'll go get my wedding notebook
from when I thought me and Matt
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were gonna get married.
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Uncle Rusty is getting
married here on Saturday.
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Cool.
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Take lots of pictures for me.
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Yeah.
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Why?
Where you gonna be?
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I have a previous commitment
to an end-of-school party for
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which I have already
RSVP'd "yes."
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You want to go to a party?
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With people?
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You?
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It's at Hayley's.
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Oh.
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The biter.
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Oh.
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Well, sorry, buddy,
but you can't go.
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What?
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But it's been on the
books for weeks.
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And let's be honest-- I don't
make a lot of demands, socially.
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Mike, you really think this
dump is fit for a wedding?
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It's Rusty.
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The man lived in a
tent for two years.
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Then no reason he can't have
his wedding in said tent.
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Small, intimate... sans me.
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Look, we'll just do the
bare minimum, like always.
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The bare minimum's for
our private lives, Mike.
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We can't let others see
how we really live.
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It's embarrassing.
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Look, I don't like this, either, but
you, of all people, should get this.
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You're the one who's always
saying you do for family.
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I meant my family.
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Good afternoon.
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We're the bosses of Boss Co.,
and we're here to inform you
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we've recently begun
services in your area.
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Okay.
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What do you do?
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Uh, let me ask you a question.
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What do you need done?
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And we'll do that.
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That's actually our motto.
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And with Boss Co., you don't get
any employees-- just bosses,
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bringing the savings
to you, the customer.
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I'll give you $100
to remove that stump.
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I'm sorry.
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I thought you said, $100.
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I did.
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Ohh.
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Hi, Hayley.
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I wanted to talk to
you about your party.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm really glad you'll
be there, Brick.
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The bouncy house starts at 4:00,
then the ice cream sundaes,
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then from 5:00 to 7:00,
we're having a bookmobile.
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I am not coming to the wedding.
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I will not be having
the beef or the fish.
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You're coming, and it's hilarious
you think there's a choice of food.
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It's gonna be pinwheels
from the Frugal Hoosier.
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But there's gonna
be a bookmobile.
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I don't think you get this.
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I'll be moving with books.
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Sorry, Brick-- your weird Uncle's
getting married, and you gotta be there.
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That's the last word.
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Fine, then this will be my
last word, because I'm never
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speaking to either
of you ever again.
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Farewell.
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Actually, that's not a
very good last word.
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"Farewell" has been a lot of people's
last word, but it will not be mine.
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I'm gonna go think of a more haunting
last word and then say it to you.
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Until then, good day...
Which is not my last word.
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Mom?
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What are you doing?
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"What am I doing"?
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There's 50 people coming
here, Sue-- 50 people.
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That's a hundred
eyes judging us.
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99 if you count Uncle Burt.
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Well, not to worry.
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I know we're in crunch mode,
so I called in the cavalry.
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Hi, Mrs. Heck.
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I just have one question--
what is your flower budget?
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Whatever we can steal from the
park without getting caught.
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Axl?!
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Axl!
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I need you to get your crap
out of here so I can see the
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underneath crap
I'm dealing with.
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Oh, my God.
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Everything looks a thousand
times worse from up here.
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Mom.
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Brad has so many great
wedding ideas for a boy.
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Wow.
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I'll bet he does.
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You know, if you really want to
help, that stupid porch light
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has been out for five years,
so go buy me a new light bulb.
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And I just flung a fly-covered
sponge over, and I think it
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landed on Brick's sandwich.
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Can you get that for me?
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Okay, but that's
not very wedding-y.
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Fine.
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You can also pick up the cake.
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Aah!
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We scored cake duty?!
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Aah!
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The sweetest of duties.
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When's it ready?
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What time should we pick it up?
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I don't know, Sue!
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You're supposed to be helping!
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Just figure it out!
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Ew!
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Who put a band-aid on here?!
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Oh, right.
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All right!
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Let's grip it, rip
it, and lunch it!
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Hah!
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Oh!
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Okay.
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Wait, I got it.
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Boss train!
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I get behind Darrin.
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Sean, you get behind me.
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On three, we pull!
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One, two, three!
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Come on, boss train!
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We can do it!
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D'oh!
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I think it moved.
262
00:08:47,738 --> 00:08:49,171
No, that was my
shoulder popping out.
263
00:08:49,172 --> 00:08:50,139
Oh.
264
00:08:50,140 --> 00:08:50,873
Ooh.
265
00:08:50,874 --> 00:08:51,273
Okay.
266
00:08:51,274 --> 00:08:55,043
Uh, on three...
Push Darrin's shoulder back in.
267
00:08:55,044 --> 00:08:56,244
One, two, three.
268
00:08:57,379 --> 00:08:59,647
D'oh!
269
00:09:00,682 --> 00:09:02,483
So with only two days left
till the big day, it was time
270
00:09:02,484 --> 00:09:05,820
for Rusty's bachelor party...
While I was in the kitchen,
271
00:09:05,821 --> 00:09:08,223
getting to know the
blushing bride.
272
00:09:08,224 --> 00:09:09,723
So hi, sister-in-law.
273
00:09:11,226 --> 00:09:14,128
Oh, and just so you know, by Saturday,
this will all look so much better.
274
00:09:14,129 --> 00:09:15,229
Oh...
275
00:09:15,230 --> 00:09:16,263
Thanks for doing this.
276
00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:20,400
- I mean, we were this close to
going to Vegas, so... - Really?
277
00:09:20,401 --> 00:09:21,701
That close?
278
00:09:21,702 --> 00:09:23,603
Yeah.
279
00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:23,937
Oh.
280
00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:26,372
So... how'd you meet Rusty?
281
00:09:27,607 --> 00:09:29,942
Oh, well, uh, he drove through
my tollbooth one day, short a
282
00:09:29,943 --> 00:09:32,378
quarter, so I loaned him one.
283
00:09:32,379 --> 00:09:33,913
Then the next week, he
borrowed another one.
284
00:09:33,914 --> 00:09:35,915
Then the next week
and the next week.
285
00:09:35,916 --> 00:09:39,118
Then he took me out for a beer, I
slept with him, he passed out,
286
00:09:39,119 --> 00:09:40,119
and I got my dollar back.
287
00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:43,755
Oh.
288
00:09:43,756 --> 00:09:44,990
So you got a dress?
289
00:09:44,991 --> 00:09:47,592
Oh, I'm just gonna wear the
one from my first wedding.
290
00:09:47,593 --> 00:09:51,396
I didn't like number two, and three
was just a bikini, so... oh, wow.
291
00:09:51,397 --> 00:09:53,799
You got married on the beach?
292
00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:56,101
No.
293
00:09:56,102 --> 00:09:58,502
You guys need anything?
294
00:10:01,072 --> 00:10:01,438
Hey.
295
00:10:01,439 --> 00:10:02,173
Look at us, huh?
296
00:10:02,174 --> 00:10:05,242
Three dads.
297
00:10:05,243 --> 00:10:07,011
"Dads"?
298
00:10:07,012 --> 00:10:07,978
Oh.
299
00:10:07,979 --> 00:10:10,514
- She's...
- No!
300
00:10:10,515 --> 00:10:11,248
Shame on you.
301
00:10:11,249 --> 00:10:14,918
We're not even married yet.
302
00:10:14,919 --> 00:10:15,351
No, no.
303
00:10:15,352 --> 00:10:18,021
She has, uh, a
couple of teenagers.
304
00:10:18,022 --> 00:10:18,922
I didn't do it.
305
00:10:18,923 --> 00:10:21,090
Another guy did it.
306
00:10:21,091 --> 00:10:23,159
Actually, two other guys.
307
00:10:23,660 --> 00:10:23,960
Hey.
308
00:10:23,961 --> 00:10:25,594
Hey, dad.
309
00:10:25,595 --> 00:10:27,230
You're gonna be a grandpa.
310
00:10:27,231 --> 00:10:28,531
I'm already a grandpa.
311
00:10:29,365 --> 00:10:30,465
Well, you know what I mean.
312
00:10:30,466 --> 00:10:31,633
Nobody knows what you mean.
313
00:10:31,634 --> 00:10:39,574
Look, Rusty... having teenagers--
It's a lot to take on.
314
00:10:39,575 --> 00:10:40,642
Really?
315
00:10:40,643 --> 00:10:42,177
Well, the boy's an All-Star
basketball player, and the
316
00:10:42,178 --> 00:10:45,880
girl's a straight-"A" student, so I
think I'm doing something right.
317
00:10:45,881 --> 00:10:46,680
Oh, yeah?
318
00:10:46,681 --> 00:10:47,581
What are their names?
319
00:10:47,582 --> 00:10:50,517
Well, I'm not quite sure,
but I do know that one is all
320
00:10:50,518 --> 00:10:56,023
white, and one is
pretty much white.
321
00:10:56,024 --> 00:11:01,627
Well, I've decided on my last word,
and that word is... "Pusillanimous."
322
00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:05,098
Last word.
323
00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:08,668
Shoot.
324
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:09,602
Aah!
325
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,248
Gotcha.
326
00:11:36,175 --> 00:11:38,843
I wonder if Marlene has any idea
what kind of a moron she's marrying.
327
00:11:38,844 --> 00:11:41,179
Well, she's a bit
of an odd-y herself.
328
00:11:41,180 --> 00:11:43,279
I feel like we should warn one
of 'em, but I don't know which.
329
00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:47,417
You should just have heard
Rusty going on like he's dad of
330
00:11:47,418 --> 00:11:47,918
the year or something.
331
00:11:47,919 --> 00:11:48,484
Well, it's Rusty.
332
00:11:48,485 --> 00:11:50,721
Nothing he says or
does makes any sense.
333
00:11:50,722 --> 00:11:52,488
Why is this
bugging you so much?
334
00:11:52,489 --> 00:11:54,991
'Cause I've been a dad for 17
years, and he's been one for what?
335
00:11:54,992 --> 00:11:55,658
11 days?
336
00:11:55,659 --> 00:11:56,893
And he acts like
we're the same.
337
00:11:56,894 --> 00:11:58,493
He's got no idea.
338
00:11:58,494 --> 00:12:01,797
Being a dad takes hard work
and patience... yeah, yeah.
339
00:12:01,798 --> 00:12:02,397
Last word.
340
00:12:02,398 --> 00:12:04,867
Go to bed.
341
00:12:04,868 --> 00:12:07,636
I mean, if he thinks raising kids is
easy, he's in for a real shocker.
342
00:12:07,637 --> 00:12:10,372
Wait a second.
343
00:12:10,373 --> 00:12:12,674
Did you plant any
doubt in his mind?
344
00:12:12,675 --> 00:12:15,443
You better not have, 'cause I
just spent all day covering the
345
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:19,013
cracks in the ceiling with Wite-Out,
so this wedding better be happening.
346
00:12:19,014 --> 00:12:19,914
Relax.
347
00:12:19,915 --> 00:12:20,648
It's happening.
348
00:12:20,649 --> 00:12:23,918
Frankie, I told you not to
go crazy with this thing.
349
00:12:23,919 --> 00:12:24,953
Why are you going crazy?
350
00:12:24,954 --> 00:12:29,890
Because I just...
I just want our house to look nice.
351
00:12:29,891 --> 00:12:33,160
I mean, I look around,
and it's just... scary.
352
00:12:33,161 --> 00:12:35,495
The way it creeps up on you,
bit by bit, and year by year,
353
00:12:35,496 --> 00:12:39,032
everything around you just
crumbling, and you see those
354
00:12:39,033 --> 00:12:42,435
pictures in the magazine, and
their homes look so nice, and
355
00:12:42,436 --> 00:12:46,205
you think, "ooh, maybe I'll put
a vintage green bowl of fruit
356
00:12:46,206 --> 00:12:49,575
on the kitchen table, like Goldie Hawn,"
and you try it, and you know what?
357
00:12:49,576 --> 00:12:53,913
You realize your fruit is never gonna
look like Goldie Hawn's fruit.
358
00:12:53,914 --> 00:12:56,115
I'm never gonna have
Goldie Hawn's fruit, Mike!
359
00:12:56,116 --> 00:12:56,582
Never!
360
00:12:56,583 --> 00:13:01,120
And... that's just my life!
361
00:13:01,121 --> 00:13:02,687
Frankie, you
just need to sleep.
362
00:13:02,688 --> 00:13:03,488
You're right.
363
00:13:03,489 --> 00:13:09,594
I know.
364
00:13:09,595 --> 00:13:11,163
No more being nuts, okay?
365
00:13:11,164 --> 00:13:11,797
Okay.
366
00:13:11,798 --> 00:13:15,801
Thank you.
367
00:13:15,802 --> 00:13:17,702
I think this might be a
bigger job than mom thought.
368
00:13:17,703 --> 00:13:18,869
Keep peeling!
369
00:13:18,870 --> 00:13:20,704
The wedding's tomorrow!
370
00:13:20,705 --> 00:13:23,007
Yeah, enough for a
medium-sized dining room.
371
00:13:23,008 --> 00:13:23,974
Two weeks?
372
00:13:23,975 --> 00:13:26,110
For any wallpaper?
373
00:13:26,111 --> 00:13:26,844
But you're wallpaper world!
374
00:13:26,845 --> 00:13:29,579
Well, not much of
a world, are you?
375
00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:29,947
Hello?
376
00:13:29,948 --> 00:13:31,648
Ah!
377
00:13:31,649 --> 00:13:33,550
I think got the hang of this!
378
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:34,650
Stop peeling.
379
00:13:34,651 --> 00:13:37,486
We gotta put it all back up.
380
00:13:37,487 --> 00:13:40,556
What made you think you could
repaper an entire room in one day?
381
00:13:40,557 --> 00:13:43,626
What made you think we could
throw a wedding in one week?!
382
00:13:43,627 --> 00:13:44,827
Mom, it's gonna
be totally fine.
383
00:13:44,828 --> 00:13:48,063
David Tutera of "My Fair
Wedding" does this all the time.
384
00:13:48,064 --> 00:13:49,465
Well, where is he?
385
00:13:49,466 --> 00:13:52,568
We still have everything to do-- Put out
the chairs, decorate the mailbox...
386
00:13:52,569 --> 00:13:54,036
Did you get the new light
bulb for the patio?
387
00:13:54,037 --> 00:13:54,670
Oh.
388
00:13:54,671 --> 00:13:56,539
I meant to ask you-- do you
want the regular kind, or the
389
00:13:56,540 --> 00:13:59,073
squiggly pigtail
energy-saver kind?
390
00:13:59,074 --> 00:14:02,944
- And they come in different colors--
Pink, yellow... - I don't know, Sue.
391
00:14:02,945 --> 00:14:04,579
I can't hold your hand
on every decision.
392
00:14:04,580 --> 00:14:05,347
Figure it out.
393
00:14:05,348 --> 00:14:06,348
Oh, and, Mike.
394
00:14:06,349 --> 00:14:08,182
I heard something else drop
into the pool last night.
395
00:14:08,183 --> 00:14:11,285
Seriously, how many squirrels have
to die before we get a cover?
396
00:14:11,286 --> 00:14:20,961
More... little more... little more...
Eh, just dump the whole thing.
397
00:14:41,304 --> 00:14:45,272
So the big day had arrived, and
things were finally under control.
398
00:14:45,273 --> 00:14:48,109
Are you sure this
is a wedding cake?
399
00:14:48,110 --> 00:14:50,512
Yeah.
400
00:14:50,513 --> 00:14:53,882
And this serves
50 to 60 people?
401
00:14:53,883 --> 00:14:56,283
Depends on how you slice it.
402
00:14:56,284 --> 00:15:00,521
It's just-- I'm pretty sure my mom never
would have ordered a hamburger cake.
403
00:15:00,522 --> 00:15:04,858
On any other day, I'm sure she
would find this hilarious, but
404
00:15:04,859 --> 00:15:07,427
we have a wedding in four hours.
405
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:09,162
You gotta make me a new one.
406
00:15:09,163 --> 00:15:09,730
Sorry.
407
00:15:09,731 --> 00:15:11,965
Baker's out today.
408
00:15:11,966 --> 00:15:12,533
Oh, my God, Sue.
409
00:15:12,534 --> 00:15:13,233
This is a disaster.
410
00:15:13,234 --> 00:15:14,467
We gotta call your mom.
411
00:15:14,468 --> 00:15:16,201
No, we don't, Brad.
412
00:15:16,202 --> 00:15:16,969
WWDTD?
413
00:15:16,970 --> 00:15:17,870
"What would David Tutera do"?
414
00:15:17,871 --> 00:15:19,138
Exactly.
415
00:15:19,139 --> 00:15:23,643
He'd figure it out.
416
00:15:23,644 --> 00:15:26,245
We're down 20 bucks for shovels,
60 bucks for axes, and 30 bucks
417
00:15:26,246 --> 00:15:28,147
in gas and burn cream.
418
00:15:28,148 --> 00:15:30,249
We gotta get this thing
out just to break even.
419
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:33,351
Don't forget the 15 bucks for
t-shirts, which were Sean's stupid idea.
420
00:15:33,352 --> 00:15:35,921
Better than your
stupid frisbee idea.
421
00:15:35,922 --> 00:15:38,056
Frisbees are whimsical and
would get our message out to
422
00:15:38,057 --> 00:15:39,090
the college community!
423
00:15:39,091 --> 00:15:39,858
Dudes!
424
00:15:39,859 --> 00:15:41,826
Listen to us!
425
00:15:41,827 --> 00:15:45,797
We're turning into the
very bosses we hate.
426
00:15:45,798 --> 00:15:47,532
Axl's right.
427
00:15:47,533 --> 00:15:48,566
Sorry, Darrin.
428
00:15:49,901 --> 00:15:55,639
Let's all bring it
in for a boss hug.
429
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:58,241
With less than an hour till
the wedding, all that was left
430
00:15:58,242 --> 00:16:01,178
were a few tiny details.
431
00:16:01,179 --> 00:16:01,879
Did you put the chairs out?
432
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:03,246
I put out the chairs.
433
00:16:03,247 --> 00:16:04,914
Four rows of five,
or five rows of four?
434
00:16:04,915 --> 00:16:05,381
Oh, my God!
435
00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:05,915
The ice!
436
00:16:05,916 --> 00:16:06,549
The ice!
437
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:07,750
I got the ice, Frankie.
438
00:16:07,751 --> 00:16:10,920
The chairs, the table, the
ice-- It's all out there.
439
00:16:10,921 --> 00:16:14,958
Okay, I'll give you one last
chance to avoid the last word,
440
00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:16,859
because you do not
want the last word.
441
00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:19,095
It will go through you like
a permanent pain arrow.
442
00:16:19,096 --> 00:16:21,429
- Brick, you're not going to the party,
and-- - What if I get a ride back?
443
00:16:21,430 --> 00:16:24,468
- What if I take a piece--
- Brick, enough!
444
00:16:25,535 --> 00:16:27,474
- Wrong cake... hamburger...
- What if-- What if I skip the ceremony...
445
00:16:27,577 --> 00:16:28,573
Guy was like, "I'm so sorry,"
446
00:16:28,665 --> 00:16:29,532
and I was like, "no, no, no."
447
00:16:29,628 --> 00:16:30,882
And make it back
for the reception?
448
00:16:30,976 --> 00:16:32,795
Baker gone-- Three different stores
-- Hungarian bakery-- Plain cake...
449
00:16:32,905 --> 00:16:35,166
Picked flowers-- Decorated
ourselves-- Figured it out!
450
00:16:35,309 --> 00:16:35,859
Whew!
451
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,184
Isn't it pretty?
452
00:16:37,293 --> 00:16:38,600
Where's the light bulb?
453
00:16:39,181 --> 00:16:40,715
Hamburger.
454
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:44,251
Sue, I've been telling you all week--
Light bulb, light bulb, light bulb!
455
00:16:44,252 --> 00:16:45,720
Fine!
456
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:48,288
Psycho.
457
00:16:48,289 --> 00:16:49,289
Hey.
458
00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:50,557
Don't talk to
your mom that way.
459
00:16:50,558 --> 00:16:52,692
- But she doesn't even care about--
- And don't talk back to me.
460
00:16:57,297 --> 00:16:57,764
You happy?!
461
00:16:57,765 --> 00:16:59,265
Now you made her cry!
462
00:16:59,266 --> 00:17:00,867
I was defending you!
463
00:17:00,868 --> 00:17:03,837
"Psycho"-- Now
that's a last word.
464
00:17:03,838 --> 00:17:04,470
All right.
465
00:17:04,471 --> 00:17:05,438
Gun it!
466
00:17:08,341 --> 00:17:10,375
If I got you your light bulb,
then can I go to the party?
467
00:17:10,376 --> 00:17:13,078
Damn it, Brick, I don't
have time for this!
468
00:17:13,079 --> 00:17:14,212
People are gonna be
here any second!
469
00:17:14,213 --> 00:17:17,082
Hi.
470
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:19,084
Am I early?
471
00:17:19,085 --> 00:17:19,685
Wow.
472
00:17:19,686 --> 00:17:20,585
Your wallpaper's sagging.
473
00:17:22,956 --> 00:17:23,721
More, ax!
474
00:17:23,722 --> 00:17:24,555
Frankie, stop.
475
00:17:24,556 --> 00:17:26,057
We're out of time.
476
00:17:26,058 --> 00:17:27,291
Go, go, go!
477
00:17:28,060 --> 00:17:28,492
It's fine!
478
00:17:28,493 --> 00:17:30,194
Everything is fine.
479
00:17:30,195 --> 00:17:34,966
Aah!
480
00:17:49,613 --> 00:17:51,314
Dearly beloved, we are
gathered here in the presence
481
00:17:51,315 --> 00:17:56,118
of God and these witnesses, to
join together Orville Rusty Heck
482
00:17:56,119 --> 00:18:02,858
and Marlene Kiki Ludlow
in holy matrimony.
483
00:18:02,859 --> 00:18:06,228
...so remember, marriages are made in
heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.
484
00:18:09,299 --> 00:18:16,004
Now how about a few
words from the groom?
485
00:18:18,113 --> 00:18:19,222
Uh, thanks.
486
00:18:23,094 --> 00:18:25,426
Now the groom's father?
487
00:18:25,837 --> 00:18:27,487
Ditto.
488
00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:35,222
And finally, the groom's
brother and best man, Mike.
489
00:18:35,223 --> 00:18:36,223
Same here.
490
00:18:41,730 --> 00:18:45,131
You know, uh... I do actually have...
Something to say.
491
00:18:45,132 --> 00:18:51,470
Um, growing up as, uh, Rusty's
big brother, I was always
492
00:18:51,471 --> 00:18:55,241
having to teach him things that
I learned before him-- how to
493
00:18:55,242 --> 00:18:59,378
tie a fishing fly, how to to slide
belly-first into home plate...
494
00:18:59,379 --> 00:19:01,980
Anyway, the other day, when he
said that he was now gonna be
495
00:19:01,981 --> 00:19:07,185
part of a family, I figured, well, maybe...
There's a thing or two I could
496
00:19:07,186 --> 00:19:09,487
tell him about that.
497
00:19:09,488 --> 00:19:12,290
'Cause see, Rusty, family...
498
00:19:12,291 --> 00:19:13,524
Isn't easy.
499
00:19:13,525 --> 00:19:15,460
Kids think they don't get to do
what they want, but the truth is
500
00:19:15,461 --> 00:19:18,462
parents don't get to do
what they want, either.
501
00:19:18,463 --> 00:19:20,597
Parents gotta drive kids around
and help 'em with their homework
502
00:19:20,598 --> 00:19:22,199
after a long day at work.
503
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,068
You think we like doing that?
504
00:19:24,069 --> 00:19:29,373
But that's family-- A bunch of
people not doing what they want.
505
00:19:30,309 --> 00:19:31,908
I'm--I'm--I'm getting there.
506
00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:32,541
See...
507
00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:33,643
You're gonna piss
each other off.
508
00:19:33,644 --> 00:19:35,945
You're gonna say horrible
things, you're gonna make each
509
00:19:35,946 --> 00:19:40,650
other cry, 'cause there's no
one in the world that'll make
510
00:19:40,651 --> 00:19:43,119
you more miserable
than your family will.
511
00:19:45,022 --> 00:19:46,956
I'm getting there.
512
00:19:46,957 --> 00:19:49,124
See, I don't even get to
give the toast I want.
513
00:19:51,327 --> 00:19:54,696
My point is, we're all gonna
die, and we're all gonna have a
514
00:19:54,697 --> 00:20:00,102
gravestone with a dash on
it-- "1942 dash 2016,"
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"1963 dash 2038"-- And
that dash represents your
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life, and the thing I know for
sure is, 'cause of these four
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people right here, my family...
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Is that that dash will have meant
something... and, Rusty, I wish that for
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you, too.
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That's it.
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I told you I was getting there.
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For once in my life
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I have someone who needs me
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someone I've needed so long
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for once, unafraid
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I can go where life leads me
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somehow I know
I'll be strong
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You know, for all our house
has been through this year, I
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think it looks pretty
great tonight.
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It's a good house.
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Ohh, someone warm like you
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Here's the thing--
Family is like a stump.
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Sometimes it's an eyesore,
sometimes it drives you nuts,
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but when you really get in there--
All those tangled roots
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going back years and years-- you
can try cutting it, burning
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it, even ripping it out with
chains, but if it's a strong
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stump, it's not going anywhere.
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