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Family dinner--The backbone of America.
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A chance for familiesto get together
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and talk about their day--
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In our case, waiting for Sueto take a breath.
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In middle school,
they're called tater tots,
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but in high school,
they're called tater rounds.
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- You know...
- Oh, my gosh!
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I almost said "tots" today.
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That would have been
such a frosh move.
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Did you know that they call
freshmen "frosh"?
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May I please be excused
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to go step in front
of a moving train?
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It's a family dinner.
You suffer with the rest of us.
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Go ahead, Sue.
We're all very interested.
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- We weren't.
- So in middle school...
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It was my fault, really.
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I'm the one who hadthe bright idea
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of family dinner.
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Actually, Oprah had the ideain her magazine--
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Oprah, who doesn't have kids.
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Anyway, my locker's
in frosh hall--
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They call it that because
that's where
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all the frosh lockers are.
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And at first, I almost couldn't
remember my locker combination--
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another frosh move.
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- But then, I got--
- My God, Sue! Would you give it a rest?
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Excuse me. I am her mother.
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If I feel she needs
to give it a rest,
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I will tell her
to give it a rest.
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So anyway, the froshiest
thing I did this week--
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Okay, Sue, let's give it
a... little break.
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Axl, you're up.
Didn't you have a science test
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the other day?
How'd that go?
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Uh, actually, we won't
get the scores till next week.
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Actually, you can get 'em
right now.
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All the grades go up
on the school web site,
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and parents can check 'em
whenever they want.
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Axl had been havinga rough go of it
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with Sue now in his school.
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He told her to be cool,
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but there's cooland then there's Sue cool.
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Axl!
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Axl!
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Axl!
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Oh, my God!
You ruin my life at school,
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and now you gotta ruin it
at home, too?!
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I can't take it anymore!
I need my space!
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Axl! What are you
talking about?
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I totally give you space!
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In what way am I not
giving you space?
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What kind of space
am I not giving you?
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Ugh.
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All right, I guess
we can't avoid it anymore.
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We gotta run the dishwasher.
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I'll get the broom,
you get the towels.
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Hey, Brick, you know, with Sue
hoggin' up all the oxygen,
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I don't think we've heard
a word out of you all week.
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How's fourth grade
treating you?
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Not well.
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You didn't do something weird
already in class yet, did you?
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It's just the first week, Brick.
You gotta pace yourself.
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It's my teacher,
Mr. Wilkerson.
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He's a man.
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I like women.
I like their bosoms.
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We all do, Brick, but right now
you're in a bosomless situation.
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- You gotta make the best of it.
- But when he asks you a question,
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he throws you the answer ball.
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If I have to catch a ball
to answer a question,
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it's gonna be a long year.
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Playing catch in class?
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That, for most kids,
is what's called fun.
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But when he takes us to gym,
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we're supposed
to climb the rope.
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He fails to pick up
on my reluctance.
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He's not a good fit for me.
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You should probably
go talk to him.
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Um, Brick, if you have isSues
with Mr. Wilkerson,
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you're gonna have to
talk to him yourself.
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I mean, you're in
the fourth grade now.
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We trust you
to take care of this.
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You've matured.
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Really?
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Oh, yeah, you have, definitely.
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Hmm.
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You just don't wanna
go see his teacher.
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Gee, ya think?
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I learned
my lesson with Ms. Rinsky!
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I'm not going anywhere
near that school.
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Did you have Ms. Wright for
frosh math? Are her tests hard?
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People say she's the hardest
of all the frosh teachers.
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Oh, my God!
How do you do it?
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Every day I think I couldn't
possibly like you less.
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Oh, also,
I meant to ask you--
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I still have to pick
an elective
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for my free period
before frosh math.
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So many choices!
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Uh, typing, computer lab,
home ec...
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Hey, what about swimming?
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Swimming?
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I can do that as an elective?
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Oh, yeah. It's a real gateway
for getting on the swim team.
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I mean, I don't know if
you're even interested
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in doing any extracurricular
activities, but...
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Swimming. Thanks, Axl.
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You're a good brother.
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He wasn't.
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You see, with the pool here,
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and Sue's next classway over here,
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Axl knew there was no wayshe'd ever make it on time.
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Let's just say revenge isa dish best served daily
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between 11:00 and 11:05.
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Oh!
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No... no...
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Tardy sweep!
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Oh, no, no, no, but I had to
come all the way from the pool.
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It's so far!
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Hey, do you wanna
buy some weed?
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Well, I took your guys' advice
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and talked to Mr. Wilkerson,
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and he said I don't have
to take gym anymore.
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When everyone else goes,
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I get to sit in the classroom
and read.
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What?!
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What kind of a male teacher
lets a kid skip gym?
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Seriously, does this guy
wear sandals?
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I'm telling you, Frankie,
any money,
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this guy wears sandals.
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He was surprisingly receptive.
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Yeah, but, Brick, they're all
going to gym, you're not...
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What are the other kids
gonna say?
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I don't know.
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But I'll tell you what
they won't be saying--
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"Hey, there goes Brick.
Let's get him."
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Mm.
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Well, okay, Frankie,
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you're gonna have to go
talk to this Wilkerson
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and explain the whole deal
of how Brick is.
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Why?
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Why do I always have to go down
and explain how Brick is?
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It's exhausting.
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Can't I just type something up
and pin it to his shirt?
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Or tie it to his wrist?
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Yeah, like a bracelet.
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Like a quirk alert bracelet.
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Oh, wait a second!
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This could be a thing.
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Mm, doesn't feel like a thing.
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Mom! Axl tricked me--
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There should be different
categories of tardy.
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I got put in detention
with a marijuana salesman!
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Hey, maybe you wanna
go check out those tardies on
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the school web site. But what's
the password again, Sue?
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Oh! I'll see you
at the sawmill,
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'cause you just got axed. Whoo!
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Axl eats four doughnuts
every day for lunch!
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Ooh! See you in court,
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'cause you just got Sued!
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Just remember, Sue,
too many tardies,
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and it goes on
your permanent record.
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Now the one personwhose permanent record
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you don't wanna mess withis Sue.
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She knewwith a little planning,
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there had to be a wayto beat the sweep.
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She tried cuttingthrough the auditorium...
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Tardy sweep!
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Same with the cafeteria.
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Tardy sweep!
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She even tried a shortcutoutside the building.
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Tardy sweep!
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Finally, after studying the mapall weekend,
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she cracked it.
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She learned the quickest way
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was throughMr. Bertram's shop class.
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All that cross countryhad paid off.
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Sue was gonna make it toher locker right on schedule.
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If only Lucy Howard hadn'tdeveloped over the summer,
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and Steve Johnsonhadn't taken notice of it.
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Um, excuse me,
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uh, I need to get
to my locker, please.
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Ugh!
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Um, don't know if you know,
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but if you're late to class,
you're gonna be tardy,
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and it could go on
your permanent record!
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Tardy sweep!
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Ugh! See?!
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So the next day,she moved to plan "e."
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If she couldn't stopat her locker,
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she was just gonna have tobring her locker with her.
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Hey! A little-- A little help?
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A little-- A little help here,
please?
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If someone could
just give me a hand?
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Axl!
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You didn't flip your sister?
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What is the matter with you?
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I cannot believe you
wouldn't flip your sister!
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It's embarrassing!
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Doesn't matter, Axl. You flip.
You flip your family!
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You weren't there.
Look.
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Oh, you can't stop
to flip your sister,
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but you have time
to take a picture?
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Worse. I got sent a picture
of "turtle girl"
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by 37 different people!
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Oh, no.
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Thank you!
Do you get it now?
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Do you see
how she is ruining my life?
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What about
turtle girl's feelings?
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You ever think
how turtle girl feels?
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Turtle girl never had
anything to lose!
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Stop calling me turtle girl!
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I've worked too hard
being too awesome,
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and Sue is not gonna drag me
down to dorkdom with her!
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I'm out!
I'm putting my foot down!
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- I'm not driving her anymore!
- Hey!
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I'm the mom.
You're the child.
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You do not have
a foot to put down,
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and you're not telling me
what you're not doing.
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That's weird, 'cause I'm not
driving her. You can't make me.
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Uh, you don't seem to understand
how things work around here,
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so I'm gonna do you a favor
and clear it up for you.
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I'm in charge...
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So I'm on top.
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And underneath,
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Axl, Sue, and Brick.
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Get it?
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Okay. Are we all clear?
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Why am I under Axl?
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It's just a random order.
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It doesn't look random.
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It looks like you think
Axl is above me.
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Only in looks, intelligence,
charisma, and personality.
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Ugh.
What about dad?
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I don't see dad.
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Fine. "And dad."
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Right up there with me,
and above you three,
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who are listed here
in a random order.
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That's not right.
Dad goes above you.
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What?
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Well, no he doesn't.
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- That was my understanding.
- Doesn't he?
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Wait. You think that?
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You think dad goes above me?
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Hey-- Hey, Mike,
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your kids have the crazy idea
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that in the hierarchy
of this house,
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you're in charge.
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Okay.
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Okay?
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Okay?
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Wait. You agree with that?
You think that's accurate?
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I don't know. I just got home.
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It's not inaccurate.
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See? That's what I said.
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What? Why?
255
00:10:21,772 --> 00:10:24,003
What, because he's a man
and I'm a woman?
256
00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,621
Why would you think
he's in charge?
257
00:10:25,732 --> 00:10:28,111
Well, he's scarier.
258
00:10:28,251 --> 00:10:30,154
And he pays the bills
and stuff.
259
00:10:30,289 --> 00:10:33,456
Okay, first of all,
we are equally scary.
260
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,174
We're equal in everything.
261
00:10:35,297 --> 00:10:38,109
We are equal.
262
00:10:38,197 --> 00:10:39,883
Ju-- Look at the chart!
263
00:10:39,995 --> 00:10:41,153
You made a chart?
264
00:10:41,278 --> 00:10:44,328
Last again.
I'm always last.
265
00:10:44,442 --> 00:10:45,951
You're not always last.
266
00:10:46,064 --> 00:10:48,360
I am too!
Whenever you write a card,
267
00:10:48,461 --> 00:10:52,573
you sign it "Mike, Frankie,
Axl, Sue... and Brick.
268
00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:54,992
I'm sick of being
"and Brick."
269
00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:57,616
I told you,
it's a random order!
270
00:10:57,781 --> 00:10:59,333
Then how come
dad's always first?
271
00:10:59,436 --> 00:11:00,754
'Cause dad's in charge.
272
00:11:00,870 --> 00:11:03,082
He's not in charge.
I'm in charge.
273
00:11:03,186 --> 00:11:04,905
Tell them, Mike.
Tell them I'm in charge.
274
00:11:05,028 --> 00:11:07,618
You heard her. When I'm not
home, your mom's in charge.
275
00:11:07,742 --> 00:11:08,691
Mike!
276
00:11:08,797 --> 00:11:10,938
Well, I would like to make
something perfectly clear--
277
00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:13,780
Axl is not in charge of me.
278
00:11:13,884 --> 00:11:15,292
Pfft. You think I wanna
be in charge of you?
279
00:11:15,407 --> 00:11:16,912
You think I wanna drive you,
flip you,
280
00:11:17,006 --> 00:11:19,850
with all this responsibility?
I hate being the oldest!
281
00:11:19,939 --> 00:11:21,198
Well, it's better than being
in the middle,
282
00:11:21,287 --> 00:11:22,365
where nobody notices you!
283
00:11:22,471 --> 00:11:25,552
I've been eating old candy canes
for breakfast
284
00:11:25,659 --> 00:11:26,868
every day this week.
285
00:11:26,974 --> 00:11:30,003
You wanna be unnoticed?
Try being "and Brick."
286
00:11:30,111 --> 00:11:31,718
- Oh, my God, what other terrible life...
- No, you don't understand...
287
00:11:31,839 --> 00:11:34,265
Hey, everybody knock it off!
288
00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:39,380
Okay, I've had enough.
Everybody go to your room.
289
00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:43,668
Wait, wait, wait.
Why did you look at him?
290
00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:47,050
Okay, you know what?
Don't go to your room.
291
00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:48,416
Everybody stay here!
292
00:11:59,637 --> 00:12:01,022
Hey, did you talk
to Brick's teacher yet?
293
00:12:01,951 --> 00:12:03,600
No, but now that you said it,
294
00:12:03,693 --> 00:12:05,244
I'll make sure
I run right down there,
295
00:12:05,341 --> 00:12:07,096
'cause after all,
you are the boss of me.
296
00:12:07,224 --> 00:12:09,759
You know, Frankie, if the kids
think I'm in charge,
297
00:12:09,867 --> 00:12:11,629
it's kinda your fault.
298
00:12:12,839 --> 00:12:15,482
Oh, really? It's my fault?
How do you figure?
299
00:12:15,578 --> 00:12:16,555
I'm just saying,
300
00:12:16,644 --> 00:12:18,724
maybe you played the "dad" card
one too many times.
301
00:12:20,642 --> 00:12:22,097
Your dad's gonna be home
in five minutes,
302
00:12:22,183 --> 00:12:23,611
and he is not gonna be happy.
303
00:12:23,717 --> 00:12:26,006
Seriously, I don't know
what he's gonna do.
304
00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:27,704
If it were up to me,
I'd totally let you,
305
00:12:27,791 --> 00:12:29,660
but I just don't think
your dad will go for it.
306
00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:31,601
Oh, let's see how long
that smirk's on your face
307
00:12:31,690 --> 00:12:33,224
when I tell your dad
about this.
308
00:12:33,329 --> 00:12:34,811
Oh, please.
309
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,184
Just because I occasionally
call you in for backup
310
00:12:37,274 --> 00:12:39,101
does not make you in charge.
311
00:12:39,239 --> 00:12:41,171
You ever see the godfather
call for backup?
312
00:12:42,507 --> 00:12:44,355
Okay, you know what?
The only reason
313
00:12:44,450 --> 00:12:46,224
that you have
any power whatsoever
314
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,091
is because I gave it to you.
315
00:12:48,178 --> 00:12:49,964
You're in a puppet presidency,
mister.
316
00:12:50,051 --> 00:12:52,732
You may be moving your mouth,
but it's my words coming out.
317
00:12:52,854 --> 00:12:54,323
Oh, you're full of words,
all right.
318
00:12:54,422 --> 00:12:56,136
But when something
actually has to get done,
319
00:12:56,238 --> 00:12:58,417
I'm the one who steps in
and makes it happen.
320
00:12:58,555 --> 00:13:00,283
You're the yammer.
I'm the hammer.
321
00:13:00,597 --> 00:13:02,950
Okay, hammer.
322
00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:04,639
If you're so great
at getting things done,
323
00:13:04,738 --> 00:13:07,274
why don't you go down
and talk to Brick's teacher?
324
00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:10,166
Fine. I will.
See? I said it,
325
00:13:10,262 --> 00:13:12,631
and now I'm doing it.
You should try that sometime.
326
00:13:14,501 --> 00:13:17,073
So Mike may have had a pointwith the whole "yammer" thing.
327
00:13:17,186 --> 00:13:18,336
But the next day,
328
00:13:18,436 --> 00:13:20,968
he was the one stuckgoing to see Brick's teacher.
329
00:13:21,357 --> 00:13:24,171
Excuse me.
I'm looking for Mr. Wilkerson.
330
00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:25,399
You found him.
331
00:13:27,479 --> 00:13:28,624
You're Mr. Wilkerson?
332
00:13:28,737 --> 00:13:30,013
The teacher?
333
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:32,581
You're not waiting
for your dad or something?
334
00:13:32,676 --> 00:13:34,270
No, no, I'm Ralph Wilkerson.
335
00:13:34,368 --> 00:13:36,000
Okay. My mistake.
336
00:13:36,153 --> 00:13:37,715
Mike Heck, Brick Heck's dad.
337
00:13:37,804 --> 00:13:40,513
Hey. Awesome to meet you.
Please, have a seat.
338
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:41,840
Now believe it or not,
339
00:13:41,949 --> 00:13:44,237
this is my first
parent-teacher meeting.
340
00:13:44,331 --> 00:13:45,342
Oh, I believe it.
341
00:13:45,443 --> 00:13:47,032
Yeah, first-time teacher.
I really wanna establish
342
00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:49,155
a rapport with the parents
of my students.
343
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,351
You know, you can check in
with me anytime
344
00:13:50,431 --> 00:13:51,809
on the school web site,
or better yet,
345
00:13:51,896 --> 00:13:53,299
follow my tweets.
346
00:13:53,414 --> 00:13:55,856
Yeah, I don't know
what that is, but thanks.
347
00:13:55,939 --> 00:13:56,817
Listen, I wanted to talk to you
348
00:13:56,898 --> 00:13:58,221
about letting Brick skip gym.
349
00:13:58,326 --> 00:13:59,856
I appreciate you trying
to accommodate him,
350
00:13:59,947 --> 00:14:01,437
but that's the worst thing
you can do.
351
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:03,004
Look, I hear your concerns,
and I agree with you.
352
00:14:03,089 --> 00:14:04,627
I want Brick to go to gym
as well.
353
00:14:04,728 --> 00:14:06,853
Oh. Great. Then you
tell him to go to gym,
354
00:14:06,939 --> 00:14:07,979
and I'll see you
at parents night.
355
00:14:08,076 --> 00:14:09,400
Hold up, hold up, Mike.
It's not that easy.
356
00:14:09,532 --> 00:14:10,958
Yeah, I think it is.
357
00:14:11,036 --> 00:14:13,342
Oh, uh, sorry. I...
I have the answer ball,
358
00:14:13,443 --> 00:14:14,941
so just let me
finish my thought.
359
00:14:15,056 --> 00:14:16,319
I want Brick to go to gym,
360
00:14:16,404 --> 00:14:18,007
but I want Brick
to want to go to gym.
361
00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:20,250
You know, it's a question
of motivation.
362
00:14:20,361 --> 00:14:21,090
You know, specifically,
363
00:14:21,187 --> 00:14:23,358
the sociocultural theory
of scaffolding.
364
00:14:23,474 --> 00:14:25,157
We provide children
with the building blocks
365
00:14:25,266 --> 00:14:26,690
to come to decisions
on their own
366
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,315
through positive reinforcement.
367
00:14:30,239 --> 00:14:31,854
Now it's your turn, Mike.
368
00:14:33,344 --> 00:14:34,347
Okay.
Instead of all that,
369
00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:35,674
you could say,
"I'm the teacher.
370
00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:37,318
You're the kid.
Go to gym."
371
00:14:39,322 --> 00:14:40,540
Answer ball?
372
00:14:42,884 --> 00:14:43,865
Mike, what do you think's
gonna happen
373
00:14:43,971 --> 00:14:45,550
when Brick sees
all of his friends
374
00:14:45,645 --> 00:14:47,138
go off to gym
to play and have fun
375
00:14:47,238 --> 00:14:48,735
and he's all alone
back here reading?
376
00:14:49,916 --> 00:14:51,125
I think he'll love it.
377
00:14:52,484 --> 00:14:54,173
Eventually,
he'll want to join them.
378
00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:55,475
That's what-- It's what
my professor called
379
00:14:55,564 --> 00:14:58,277
the "positive peer-amid."
380
00:14:58,471 --> 00:14:59,598
You'll see, Brick will
come to the decision
381
00:14:59,682 --> 00:15:01,051
to go to gym on his own.
382
00:15:01,513 --> 00:15:02,697
No. No, he won't.
383
00:15:02,789 --> 00:15:04,410
Brick will read
for as long as you let him.
384
00:15:04,577 --> 00:15:05,985
Mike, I know kids.
385
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,301
Well, sure, 'cause you
just recently were one.
386
00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:10,603
In my experience with children,
387
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:12,284
they react better
when you don't force them.
388
00:15:12,407 --> 00:15:13,683
What experience?
389
00:15:13,806 --> 00:15:16,236
Do you think what you've been
doing so far is working?
390
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,058
I see you holding
the answer ball,
391
00:15:19,147 --> 00:15:20,375
but I don't hear an answer.
392
00:15:29,082 --> 00:15:31,531
My wife usually does
these meetings.
393
00:15:34,861 --> 00:15:36,986
Hey. Is Brick back
in gym class?
394
00:15:37,488 --> 00:15:38,690
He is not.
395
00:15:39,159 --> 00:15:40,415
What? Why not?
396
00:15:40,698 --> 00:15:42,801
Things were said.
Things were thrown.
397
00:15:42,903 --> 00:15:45,842
Things were broken, and it just
kinda went downhill from there.
398
00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:49,248
Oh, Mike, we finally
moved on from Ms. Rinsky,
399
00:15:49,404 --> 00:15:51,742
and now we have
another teacher who hates us?
400
00:15:51,841 --> 00:15:54,882
Well, he doesn't hate us.
It's worse. He cares.
401
00:15:55,008 --> 00:15:56,819
He wants us to interface
on a weekly basis,
402
00:15:56,926 --> 00:16:00,171
whatever that is, and...
We're supposed to fill out
403
00:16:00,257 --> 00:16:02,972
this parenting style
questionnaire.
404
00:16:03,844 --> 00:16:05,778
You brought back homework?
405
00:16:05,913 --> 00:16:09,138
Way to go, hammer.
Why didn't you say no?
406
00:16:09,283 --> 00:16:11,711
'Cause I didn't have
the answer ball, okay?
407
00:16:15,935 --> 00:16:18,959
Do you really think it's bad
being the oldest?
408
00:16:19,050 --> 00:16:20,296
Are you kidding?
409
00:16:20,408 --> 00:16:22,144
Mom and dad have been
all up in my business
410
00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:23,402
ever since I was born.
411
00:16:23,509 --> 00:16:24,479
When I started high school,
412
00:16:24,582 --> 00:16:26,562
they were all,
"how's it going, Axl?"
413
00:16:26,682 --> 00:16:29,331
"How are your classes?
Who are your teachers?
414
00:16:29,418 --> 00:16:30,635
Who are your friends?"
415
00:16:31,721 --> 00:16:34,717
But when you're the middle kid,
you kinda disappear.
416
00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,353
I'd kill for less attention.
417
00:16:36,446 --> 00:16:37,954
You can get away
with whatever you want.
418
00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:39,191
You fly under the radar.
419
00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:41,087
But I don't wanna
fly under the radar.
420
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,880
I just feel like when
you're the--
421
00:16:42,962 --> 00:16:44,069
Block away.
422
00:16:47,850 --> 00:16:49,848
I just feel like
as the middle child,
423
00:16:49,956 --> 00:16:51,537
people don't see me.
424
00:16:51,631 --> 00:16:54,616
It's like sometimes
I'm invisible.
425
00:16:56,037 --> 00:16:56,866
Hey, ax-man!
426
00:16:56,948 --> 00:16:58,245
Yeah, you know it!
427
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,906
Maybe feeling invisible
is a good thing.
428
00:17:01,617 --> 00:17:02,711
Like, because you're
the middle kid,
429
00:17:02,809 --> 00:17:04,780
you want people to notice you.
You just keep trying.
430
00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:06,434
Not yet.
431
00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:07,570
Okay.
432
00:17:08,045 --> 00:17:08,956
I mean...
433
00:17:09,849 --> 00:17:11,200
If I turtled like that
at school,
434
00:17:11,305 --> 00:17:13,447
I would've packed it in
and made mom homeschool me,
435
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,827
but you're weird.
436
00:17:14,949 --> 00:17:16,458
You don't give up.
437
00:17:16,591 --> 00:17:20,502
It's actually...
Kind of almost impressive.
438
00:17:20,631 --> 00:17:22,831
You're like this dork optimist.
439
00:17:22,951 --> 00:17:26,842
That was the nicest thingAxl had ever said to her.
440
00:17:26,947 --> 00:17:29,744
Her brother was right.She was a dork optimist,
441
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:33,064
and dork optimistsnever give up.
442
00:17:46,057 --> 00:17:48,051
Sue didn't turtle,which was a miracle,
443
00:17:48,159 --> 00:17:49,469
and as she passed her locker,
444
00:17:49,571 --> 00:17:51,528
she noticedan even bigger miracle.
445
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,030
There wereno hormonal teenagers
446
00:17:53,112 --> 00:17:54,729
groping each otherin front of it.
447
00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:56,385
This was her opportunity.
448
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,552
This time,she was gonna make it,
449
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,352
Sean Hage?
450
00:18:15,533 --> 00:18:18,999
- Sue Heck?
- Here!
451
00:18:19,092 --> 00:18:20,306
Tardy sweep!
452
00:18:24,766 --> 00:18:26,120
What are you doing?
That's not done.
453
00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:30,649
No choice, Mike.
I can't find the dryer broom,
454
00:18:30,738 --> 00:18:32,810
and I need clothes
more than dishes right now.
455
00:18:36,025 --> 00:18:37,143
Would you say
our parenting style
456
00:18:37,237 --> 00:18:40,656
is proactive, authoritative,
or democratic?
457
00:18:41,034 --> 00:18:42,536
Oh, no, no.
458
00:18:43,141 --> 00:18:45,507
You're trying to rope me in
to doing it,
459
00:18:45,622 --> 00:18:48,043
and I'm not doing it.
Not my homework.
460
00:18:48,470 --> 00:18:49,947
Aw! Come on.
461
00:18:50,377 --> 00:18:52,484
Lonely at the top,
isn't it, boss man?
462
00:18:54,147 --> 00:18:55,874
You know, Frankie,
the truth is,
463
00:18:55,994 --> 00:18:57,704
the kids don't always
listen to me either.
464
00:18:58,010 --> 00:19:00,045
You're just saying that 'cause
you're stuck on a question,
465
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,500
but it's not gonna work.
466
00:19:01,606 --> 00:19:03,637
No, really.
Axl is in his room right now
467
00:19:03,737 --> 00:19:07,247
eating a ham on his bed when
I told him not to four times.
468
00:19:07,463 --> 00:19:10,154
Oh, that's okay.
We'll have the last laugh.
469
00:19:10,255 --> 00:19:11,476
I got it at the frugal hoosier.
470
00:19:11,557 --> 00:19:14,129
That thing expired
two days ago.
471
00:19:14,234 --> 00:19:15,737
Hoo-hoo!
472
00:19:18,938 --> 00:19:20,290
Relaxed.
473
00:19:20,385 --> 00:19:21,395
Huh?
474
00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:24,803
Our parenting style--
Relaxed.
475
00:19:25,602 --> 00:19:26,643
Thanks.
476
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:30,082
Try and work in the word
"scaffolding" somewhere.
477
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,770
I don't know what it is,
bur Mr. Wilkerson will like it.
478
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:35,862
The thing is, in a family,
479
00:19:35,956 --> 00:19:37,628
people take chargeat different times.
480
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,904
Sometimes a sisterhelps out in a way
481
00:19:39,988 --> 00:19:41,292
a mom and dad can't.
482
00:19:41,455 --> 00:19:42,095
You know, Brick,
483
00:19:42,188 --> 00:19:43,697
you should really think
about going to gym.
484
00:19:44,073 --> 00:19:47,935
If you climb to the top of the rope you
get a coupon for a free frozen yogurt.
485
00:19:50,293 --> 00:19:51,607
Sometimes a kidhelps the parent.
486
00:19:52,809 --> 00:19:55,786
Mr. Heck.
Hey, uh,just following up
487
00:19:55,872 --> 00:19:57,999
on that paperworkI asked youto turn in yesterday.
488
00:19:59,091 --> 00:20:01,246
Hey, Brick? Your teacher's
on my computer.
489
00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:03,703
I don't wanna talk to him.
How do I get rid of this guy?
490
00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:06,325
Hit "escape."
Also, he can hear you.
491
00:20:10,856 --> 00:20:12,725
And sometimes,it was a brother
492
00:20:12,815 --> 00:20:15,104
who helped a sistermake it to class on time,
493
00:20:15,218 --> 00:20:16,735
and she never even knew it.
494
00:20:16,853 --> 00:20:18,914
Hey! Losers!
This is someone's locker.
495
00:20:19,003 --> 00:20:21,408
Do it under the bleachers
like normal people, huh?
496
00:20:29,789 --> 00:20:32,741
Alone, we would die,but together...
497
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:34,467
Come on, kids.
Time for bed.
498
00:20:34,573 --> 00:20:35,974
Hmm?
I can't.
499
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,098
You've got work in the morning.
500
00:20:37,174 --> 00:20:39,982
You're gonna be miserable
tomorrow if you don't. Let's go.
501
00:20:40,062 --> 00:20:42,638
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