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School...
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It's challenging, demanding,
and takes a whole lot of work,
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And it can be hard
on your kids, too.
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Jeez, Brick,
what do you got in here?
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This thing weighs a ton. Well, I told
you, there's been a measurable increase
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In workload now
that I'm in third grade.
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It's really cutting
into my reading time.
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Okay.
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Chicken nuggets...
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Piles of popsicle sticks...
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Oh! An ant farm.
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Oh, sorry. Ant cemetery.
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You got a "D"
on your math test?
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You don't get D's.
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Eh, what are you gonna do?
I'll tell you what you're gonna do, Brick.
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You're gonna study.
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Math is very important in life.
You use math in everything...
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Oh, even I can't say it
like I believe it.
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Hey.
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Hey. Look at this... a "D."
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- Axl, get in here!
- This is Brick.
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Really? What happened, buddy?
You don't get D's.
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We're kinda countin' on you
to pull up the family average.
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I'm reading
at an eighth grade level.
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Why can't I please you people?!
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Just reading isn't gonna
get you into college.
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Oh, I'm not going to college.
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I've decided to live
with you guys forever.
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Forever.
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Well, mike, you know what
this means, don't ya?
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Oh, jeez.
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We're gonna have to help
Brick with his homework.
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In our house,
helping with homework
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Is something
that's never gone well.
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Write it down.
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Write it down. Why aren't you writing it down?!
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Just write whatever you want!
I don't care!
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It's not my homework!
It's your homework!
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Well, this time, we're just
gonna have to make it fun.
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Write it down. Write it down!
Why aren't you writing it down?!
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That's not how Ms. Rinsky
told us to do it!
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- Well, how did she say to do it then?
- I don't know!
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- Just write it down!
- We're supposed to show our work.
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Well, you didn't do
any work! I did.
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You should show her
a picture of me.
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Are you sure there's not
some other instructions that
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Were sent home or something, something you might have lost?
Oh, yeah. You know what? There is.
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There's a big ol' packet
of instructions with
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All the answers to everything
we'd ever want to know,
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And I've been hiding it
from you.
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Well, go get 'em!
Mom!
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Oh, no! It's your turn to go
help aunt Edie and aunt ginny.
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I went last week.
Yeah, but last time, I accidentally drank
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- From their denture cup, so that
should count for two! - I'd say three.
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If aunt Edie asks me
one more time
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If I've had my BM...
Why does she care?!
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You know what? You two should
be ashamed of yourselves.
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You should want to go over there
and soak up every bit of wisdom
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You can get from them!
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If I were you, I would consider it a privilege!
Then why don't you go?
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Because I'm trying to teach
you to respect your elders...
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And I did my time. And you know what?
Since you're fighting about it,
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You're both going.
That's not fair!
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Ohh, no! I don't want to
hear another word. Go.
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No! I don't...
ohh!
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We're useless, mike.
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We can't even help our kid
with third grade math.
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Well...
maybe you should go
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Talk to his teacher
and get him some help.
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We were both banned, but I was
banned first, so you have to go.
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Oh, I was banned last, so you should go.
Okay, you know what?
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The first person to get
the answer to the next problem
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Doesn't have to go talk
to Ms. Rinsky.
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Deal. "Two trains are leaving
the station at the same time..."
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Fine! I'll go.
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What was I worried about?
It had been months
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Since I last saw ms. Rinsky.
She might not even remember me.
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Hi. Ms. Rinsky.
Frankie Heck. Brick's mom?
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Ohh. Not today.
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She remembers me.
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Would you like me
to come back another time?
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No. Sit. Talk.
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Unburden yourself
during my limited free time.
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Okay.
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Well, see, Brick got a "d"
on his math test.
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Sometimes kids get D's,
but not your son.
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Oh, no.
He has to be perfect
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At every single thing
he does, right, mommy?
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I...
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You know, ms. Rinsky,
you're very funny.
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Brick never mentioned
how funny you are.
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Are you helping him
with his homework?
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Oh, . No.
He does it all himself.
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He's getting a "d."
maybe you should help him.
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Oh, no. We do. We do.
We totally do.
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It's just that
we can't help him,
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'cause we don't really
understand it ourselves.
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Okay, okay. I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do.
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I'm going to set aside
some extra time...
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An evening next week...
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To teach parents a math class.
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Oh! That would be so...
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Wait. What?
A class for parents?
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Is there a problem?
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No. That just sounds like
a lot of work...
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For you.
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Welcome, parents.
I'm sure we're all thrilled
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To be here on a night
when "the mentalist" is on,
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But tonight we're gonna learn...
excuse me. Ms. Rinsky?
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How wonderful.
An interruption.
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Should we take notes,
or will there be handouts?
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There'll be handouts.
Now as I was saying...
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I'm gonna take notes anyway,
just to be safe.
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Brought a fresh notebook.
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Oh, boy.
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What? Is that who you
were in school? You were that person?
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What person?
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"ms. Rinsky, should we take notes?"
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You know, the suck-up,
the goody-goody, the narc.
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Well, if we have
to be here, mike,
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I want to make the most of it,
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And actually,
I was very cool in school.
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Okay.
I was.
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Okay.
I was.
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Am I gonna have to separate
you two?
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Please.
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Let's face it, to teenagers,
old people are like
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Alien life forms
from a faraway galaxy
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They don't really want
to visit.
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How are things going in school?
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You're... yo in...
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What, the second grade now?
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Uh-huh. Eighth.
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I'm actually working on a really
big science project right now,
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So that's why we have to leave
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In a little less
than 14 minutes.
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When I was your age,
I used to love school.
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I remember once we had to do
this time capsule...
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You know, fill it
with important things
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And bury it in the backyard
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So we could dig it up
when we were grown.
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Really? And... and did you?
Did you dig it up?
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Oh.
Moved before I could.
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What a shame.
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You know, I think of it
every day of my life.
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You have?
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Oh, my god.
That's so many days!
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So if you look at number five
in your handout,
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Using the chunking strategy,
what is the answer?
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74.
112.
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Excellent...
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Mostly everybody.
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Here. Let me show you. You're
thinking addition. You need to...
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I don't need your help.
I can do it myself.
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Nice job, mr. Heck.
You get it.
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Well, now that you explained it,
it's comin' pretty easy.
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"now that you explained it,
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It's comin' pretty easy."
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Axl, ever since we got home,
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I can't stop thinking
about aunt Edie.
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That bone spur thingy
on her foot?
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No, but ew. You know what
we need to do?
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We should totally take her
to dig up that old time capsule!
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Yeah, I'd love to drive
my dor sister
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And senile aunt around,
then dig hole. Let's go!
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Axl, you need to start thinking
outside of yourself!
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Look at beyonce
she has every reason
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In the world to be selfish,
and she still gives back!
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Wouldn't it be amazing
if we could find the capsule
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For aunt Edie and make her
dreams come true?! Sorry.
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My time is way too valuable.
Hoo! Ha! Hoo-ha-ha! Hoo!
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Oh! I know this one!
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Ha! I got one before you.
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Oh, so you finally got one,
did you, dear?
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Why don't you come to the board
and show us your work?
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No, no, no. I'm good.
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I wasn't asking.
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Okay.
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The answer is 185,
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So you need to add or subtract
to make 10s.
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146...
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Plus 4...
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Ahem. Equals...
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150.
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39 plus 1 equals 40.
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Okay, wait. Um... I'm supposed
to be chunking, right?
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I'll just...
Start it all over.
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Okay.
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Talk amongst yourselves, people.
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You don't have
to be quiet for me.
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This is silly.
I know this. I really do.
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I mean, come on.
It's third grade math.
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Then it shouldn't
take long, dear,
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Because once you get this right,
we can all go home.
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Carry the 1... The 1...
Carry, uh...
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Did you know I can name
every president in order?
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George Washington, John Adams,
Thomas Jefferson,
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James Madison, james Monroe...
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James Madison...
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James Monroe...
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Okay, I sucked at the math class,
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And it turns out
I only knew 16 presidents,
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But at least mike and I were
able to help Brick study
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For his big math test
the next day...
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And by "Mike and I,"
I mean mostly Mike.
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Hey. You got it.
Oh, I am so proud of you!
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He got it, right?
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Yep.
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High five!
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Hey, aunt Edie!
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I got everything
except the scotch.
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The guy at the liquor store
still wouldn't sell it to me,
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Even with that note
you gave me.
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Aunt Edie.
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Aunt Edie?
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Aunt Edie? Hey. Hi.
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I'm sorry.
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I never took you to find
your time capsule thingy,
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And now you'll never get to!
Ohh! I'm so selfish!
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Why can't I feel like Beyonc??!
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Stop caterwauling...
And top off my drink.
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Aunt Edie!
You're alive!
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I am?
Yes! And you know what?
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I'm gonna help you find
your time capsule!
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Not tonight, though, 'cause sean
and darrin are coming over,
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And we're punching
each other in the stomach,
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You know, firming up the core,
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But tomorrow we're gonna
find that time capsule!
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Oh, hey, Brick.
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Hey, when are you supposed
to get your math test back?
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Oh, I already got it.
Whoa. Hold on. How'd you do?
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Some might
call it a very low "d."
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Some might call it
a d-minus.
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What? You did worse?
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Well, I was confident going in.
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Eh, well.
What are you gonna do?
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This is nuts.
What do you think happened?
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I'll tell you what happened.
Ms. Rinsky is what happened.
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She's just a bad teacher!
Mm. Could be.
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She intimidates people, mike.
I experienced it firsthand.
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You can't do math
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With those cold, dead eyes
staring at you.
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Brick probably melted down
just like I did.
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00:11:05,736 --> 00:11:08,456
Probably. Maybe she was a good
teacher when she was younger,
245
00:11:08,548 --> 00:11:11,722
But now that she's older,
she just doesn't care anymore.
246
00:11:11,857 --> 00:11:13,697
Yeah.
I'm a lot younger than her,
247
00:11:13,769 --> 00:11:14,832
And I don't really care
anymore.
248
00:11:15,048 --> 00:11:18,424
She's jaded and burned-out,
and the last thing
249
00:11:18,497 --> 00:11:20,241
She should be doing is
teaching kids that young,
250
00:11:20,328 --> 00:11:21,761
But does the school system care
251
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:24,273
That she is creating
a hostile learning environment?
252
00:11:24,368 --> 00:11:28,057
No, because the school system
is broken, mike! It's broken.
253
00:11:28,161 --> 00:11:30,873
You're right.
Somebody should do something.
254
00:11:30,992 --> 00:11:31,840
They should.
255
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,593
Where you going?
Bed.
256
00:11:33,729 --> 00:11:35,538
But we're in the middle
of a conversation.
257
00:11:35,641 --> 00:11:39,337
Really? I was at the end.
Night.
258
00:11:39,576 --> 00:11:40,809
Well,
maybe mike could turn it off,
259
00:11:40,898 --> 00:11:42,689
But I was too worked up
to sleep,
260
00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:47,522
So I called my sister... I mean, when a
kid as smart as Brick gets a d-minus,
261
00:11:47,616 --> 00:11:49,105
Something's wrong.
262
00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:50,483
I called my mom...
263
00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:52,384
When a kid as smart as Brick
gets a d-minus,
264
00:11:52,490 --> 00:11:56,369
Something's wrong. And at 3:00 in
the morning, I'd had enough talk.
265
00:12:02,776 --> 00:12:05,266
Hey. What are
you doing up so early?
266
00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:07,193
I never came to bed.
I was too worked up,
267
00:12:07,288 --> 00:12:10,336
So I made a few phone calls,
I organized the junk drawer,
268
00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:13,168
And then I fired off
an e-mail to the principal
269
00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:16,176
About ms. Rinsky.
You did what now?
270
00:12:16,297 --> 00:12:18,168
Don't worry.T's good.
You wanna hear it? Mm-hmm.
271
00:12:18,336 --> 00:12:20,872
I made some very good points.
272
00:12:23,192 --> 00:12:24,441
"dear principal Larimer,
273
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:27,106
"I'm writing to bring
to your attention
274
00:12:27,153 --> 00:12:30,553
An isSue of concern for me
as a parent." huh?
275
00:12:30,656 --> 00:12:33,737
"it regards one of
your teachers... ms. Rinsky.
276
00:12:33,912 --> 00:12:36,425
"I have tried repeatedly to have
an open dialogue with her
277
00:12:36,553 --> 00:12:37,504
"about my son's education,
278
00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:40,713
"but she has been completely
uncaring and dismissive.
279
00:12:40,809 --> 00:12:42,080
"today, more than ever,
280
00:12:42,193 --> 00:12:44,776
Don't we need teachers
who are caring and missive?"
281
00:12:44,921 --> 00:12:48,193
okay, that might not
be the right word, but wait.
282
00:12:48,296 --> 00:12:49,497
It gets better. Okay.
283
00:12:49,632 --> 00:12:52,657
"her teaching skills in math
don't add up."
284
00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,704
Mm. "Maybe 'cause
when she was born
285
00:12:55,801 --> 00:12:58,760
The numbers only went
up to ten." oh. Mm.
286
00:12:58,873 --> 00:13:00,481
I don't remember
writing that, but...
287
00:13:00,609 --> 00:13:03,473
"if you want to schedule
a parent-teacher conference
288
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:04,857
"with her, good luck.
289
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,665
"your best bet is scheduling
it with the bartender
290
00:13:06,770 --> 00:13:09,729
At beefsteak Charlie's.
Glug, glug."
291
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,872
"is this the kind of teacher
you want at your school...
292
00:13:14,017 --> 00:13:15,850
"one who instead
of nurturing our children,
293
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,049
"uses mind games
and intimidation?
294
00:13:18,168 --> 00:13:21,152
"she would've made
a fine... Nazi.
295
00:13:21,345 --> 00:13:24,321
Maybe she... Was. What do we
really know about her?"
296
00:13:24,448 --> 00:13:27,705
Oh, my god!
What was I thinking?
297
00:13:27,816 --> 00:13:29,000
How did this happen?!
298
00:13:29,089 --> 00:13:30,448
Sounds like beer happened.
299
00:13:30,633 --> 00:13:32,192
I only had four!
300
00:13:32,321 --> 00:13:35,305
You once picked a fight
with your reflection after two.
301
00:13:35,425 --> 00:13:37,665
Is there more?
No, that's it.
302
00:13:38,296 --> 00:13:40,089
"sincerely,
Frankie and Mike Heck."
303
00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:43,384
What?! You signed my name?!
Why would you sign my name?!
304
00:13:43,505 --> 00:13:45,249
'cause this is your fault!
305
00:13:45,394 --> 00:13:47,488
You got me all pumped up
by supporting me!
306
00:13:47,592 --> 00:13:49,368
That's what husbands do!
307
00:13:49,456 --> 00:13:51,657
Wives say
they're gonna do stuff,
308
00:13:51,752 --> 00:13:53,953
And we listen and nod.
309
00:13:54,048 --> 00:13:55,952
Right.
That's being supportive.
310
00:13:56,018 --> 00:13:59,850
No, that's avoiding a fight
and getting to the tv faster.
311
00:13:59,968 --> 00:14:03,248
I didn't think you were ever
gonna do anything.
312
00:14:03,361 --> 00:14:04,492
As long as I've known you,
313
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:05,944
You've been all talk
and no action.
314
00:14:06,032 --> 00:14:08,672
You found a rat's foot in a can
of chili and never got around
315
00:14:08,777 --> 00:14:11,376
To writing a letter.
I was just so mad at ms. Rinsky!
316
00:14:11,481 --> 00:14:14,176
Why are you talking
about ms. Rinsky?
317
00:14:14,281 --> 00:14:16,025
It's nothing, honey.
Everything's fine.
318
00:14:16,136 --> 00:14:18,872
Well, I love ms. Rinsky.
She's great.
319
00:14:18,993 --> 00:14:21,721
She gives us candy when we
get the answers right. Yeah.
320
00:14:21,809 --> 00:14:23,737
I know you like ms. Rinsky,
but she's not perfect.
321
00:14:23,858 --> 00:14:27,145
Don't forget, you got a "d" on that test.
Yeah, I'm thinking
322
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:29,744
That might be 'cause I only
answered three questions.
323
00:14:29,858 --> 00:14:33,017
How many questions were there?
45.
324
00:14:33,121 --> 00:14:36,377
Brick! She said we could
have free reading time
325
00:14:36,504 --> 00:14:39,169
When we finished the test,
so I finished in five minutes.
326
00:14:39,328 --> 00:14:40,576
You're lucky you got
a "d."
327
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,281
I know.
Ms. Rinsky's the best.
328
00:14:47,098 --> 00:14:49,697
So Axl and Sue decided,
whatever it took,
329
00:14:49,777 --> 00:14:52,810
They were gonna help aunt Edie
find that time capsule...
330
00:14:52,921 --> 00:14:57,177
And it took a lot. Aunt Edi we've driven
around this block a million times.
331
00:14:57,305 --> 00:14:58,826
Do you see your old house
or not?
332
00:14:58,937 --> 00:15:02,498
Not. I think we need to go
back to Wheeler's market
333
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,786
And make left this time.
334
00:15:08,305 --> 00:15:09,977
That's it!
335
00:15:10,265 --> 00:15:11,481
That's my house!
336
00:15:11,921 --> 00:15:14,290
That's a taco stand, aunt Edie.
337
00:15:14,402 --> 00:15:16,689
We need to go back to wheel market
338
00:15:16,801 --> 00:15:20,021
And take a left this time.
339
00:15:26,485 --> 00:15:28,917
Any of these look like
your house, aunt Edie?
340
00:15:29,077 --> 00:15:32,271
Look for the boy who brings
the ice. He'll know.
341
00:15:37,407 --> 00:15:38,927
Well, thanks to that new high-speed
internet we tried free for 90 days.
342
00:15:39,046 --> 00:15:44,501
The principal did get my e-mail
and called to say
343
00:15:44,613 --> 00:15:48,220
She wanted to meet mike and me
as soon as we got off work.
344
00:15:48,813 --> 00:15:50,725
Hi. We're the Hecks.
We're here to see principal Larimer.
345
00:15:50,823 --> 00:15:52,558
Oh, you're Brick's parents.
346
00:15:52,677 --> 00:15:54,445
He has ms. Rinsky,
doesn't he?
347
00:15:54,501 --> 00:15:56,925
Isn't she the best?
I just love her.
348
00:15:57,037 --> 00:15:57,941
Really?
349
00:15:58,069 --> 00:16:00,365
I just love my family members.
350
00:16:00,485 --> 00:16:02,333
I think it's
a really overused word.
351
00:16:09,141 --> 00:16:11,221
Aunt Edie, are you sure
this is the right yard?
352
00:16:12,781 --> 00:16:15,517
How many holes are we gonna be digging here?
This is crazy!
353
00:16:15,629 --> 00:16:18,461
I found this weird bone. It's
either a cat leg or a finger.
354
00:16:18,556 --> 00:16:20,013
It's freaking me out.
355
00:16:20,093 --> 00:16:21,941
Let's just get out of here
before these people get home.
356
00:16:22,045 --> 00:16:24,269
Axl, we can't stop now!
357
00:16:24,389 --> 00:16:27,673
We have come all this way,
and why?
358
00:16:27,805 --> 00:16:30,853
For aunt Edie! To give her
the one thing in her life
359
00:16:30,973 --> 00:16:32,485
She has always dreamed of!
360
00:16:32,597 --> 00:16:36,172
Wait! I remember!
It was a book.
361
00:16:36,365 --> 00:16:37,573
You buried a book?
362
00:16:37,676 --> 00:16:40,834
No. It was in
a "Nancy Drew" book.
363
00:16:41,098 --> 00:16:43,033
She buried a time capsule,
364
00:16:43,115 --> 00:16:46,314
And I always thought
that I should do it,
365
00:16:46,450 --> 00:16:47,994
And I never did.
366
00:16:48,850 --> 00:16:50,946
I'm digging a lot bigger hole.
367
00:16:51,066 --> 00:16:52,898
I'll tell you one case
Nancy Drew's not gonna solve!
368
00:16:55,354 --> 00:16:56,370
Who's out there?
369
00:16:56,465 --> 00:16:57,946
Ooh, run! Run!
370
00:17:06,772 --> 00:17:08,876
Oh, look.
Oh, ms. Rinsky's here...
371
00:17:09,147 --> 00:17:10,364
In our meeting.
372
00:17:10,564 --> 00:17:13,403
Wow. You look so pretty.
373
00:17:13,602 --> 00:17:15,412
Is that a new top?
374
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:16,604
No.
375
00:17:16,756 --> 00:17:17,764
Thank you for coming down.
376
00:17:17,859 --> 00:17:19,412
Whenever parents have
a complaint,
377
00:17:19,492 --> 00:17:24,884
We take it very seriously.
Look, in our e-mail,
378
00:17:24,988 --> 00:17:26,915
My husband and I said
a lot of things.
379
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,796
Really it's just
a bunch of words.
380
00:17:28,932 --> 00:17:34,812
What words were you referring
to... "drunk" or "nazi"?
381
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:38,348
Name-calling aside, once these
matters come to light,
382
00:17:38,460 --> 00:17:41,807
We are mandated to address them
promptly and swiftly.
383
00:17:41,926 --> 00:17:44,615
Well, what's prompter than
forgetting about it?
384
00:17:44,718 --> 00:17:45,815
You know,
I've already moved on.
385
00:17:45,926 --> 00:17:48,375
This type of behavior
will not be tolerated.
386
00:17:48,472 --> 00:17:51,014
You have to be stopped.
387
00:17:51,135 --> 00:17:53,206
I'm sorry.
You're looking at me.
388
00:17:53,326 --> 00:17:55,286
She's sitting over there.
389
00:17:55,390 --> 00:17:59,375
We're looking at you, dear.
We are all looking at you.
390
00:17:59,470 --> 00:18:01,607
Whoa. Hold on a second.
391
00:18:01,694 --> 00:18:03,518
This is starting to sound
like it's about me.
392
00:18:03,606 --> 00:18:05,191
Let's take a look at your file.
393
00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:08,390
I have a file?! Mike!
394
00:18:08,494 --> 00:18:11,463
Uh, in her defense,
she was very drunk.
395
00:18:11,614 --> 00:18:13,463
Besides harassing a teacher,
396
00:18:13,590 --> 00:18:16,079
You've also been
"overreactive"...
397
00:18:16,206 --> 00:18:17,870
"mildly threatening"...
398
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:20,494
"demanding special attention"...
399
00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:22,014
Your "intimidating behavior
400
00:18:22,111 --> 00:18:24,430
Creates a hostile
learning environment..."
401
00:18:24,567 --> 00:18:27,526
I am not the one who's hostile!
She's the one who's hostile!
402
00:18:27,663 --> 00:18:31,065
Wait.
Is that going in my file, too?
403
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:33,530
Now we're not going to recommend
you leave the school,
404
00:18:33,641 --> 00:18:37,689
Because ms. Rinsky would like
to handle this directly.
405
00:18:37,793 --> 00:18:41,673
Dear, I blame myself.
406
00:18:42,034 --> 00:18:43,113
When you acted out,
407
00:18:43,226 --> 00:18:45,281
I should never have banned you.
408
00:18:45,418 --> 00:18:47,185
I mean, I'm an educator.
409
00:18:47,362 --> 00:18:49,401
I believe in second chances.
410
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:52,905
Therefore, you are now
the opposite of banned.
411
00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:56,246
You're gonna be
the new room mommy.
412
00:18:56,365 --> 00:18:58,302
You'll be in charge
of the phone tree,
413
00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:02,222
And the school's pets are
gonna be yours on vacations,
414
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,062
And every Tuesday
and Thursday...
415
00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:07,046
Crossing guard.
416
00:19:07,398 --> 00:19:09,590
Oh, come on!
And please...
417
00:19:09,701 --> 00:19:13,294
Get help with your drinking.
Brick needs a mother.
418
00:19:13,541 --> 00:19:15,726
Will do. Let's go, frankie.
419
00:19:18,878 --> 00:19:20,846
Oh, my god, aunt Edie.
420
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:24,438
I can't believe you just sprayed that
guy right in the face.
421
00:19:24,533 --> 00:19:26,182
That was nothing!
422
00:19:26,302 --> 00:19:28,876
I've been teargassed
in the face!
423
00:19:28,996 --> 00:19:30,468
What?! Why?
424
00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:33,668
Oh, we were at a jazz club,
and some of the white kids
425
00:19:33,811 --> 00:19:36,107
Wanted to dance
with the black kids.
426
00:19:36,252 --> 00:19:39,012
Oh, my god.
This is just like "hairspray"!
427
00:19:39,132 --> 00:19:43,404
Then the cops showed up, and it
turned into a riot. Whoa! A riot?
428
00:19:43,508 --> 00:19:45,853
Yeah. Sweet!
Did anyone use nunchakus?
429
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:47,668
You know, I don't think so,
430
00:19:47,773 --> 00:19:51,004
But that riot was something
else, and it reminded me...
431
00:19:51,101 --> 00:19:52,653
So aunt Edie told them
all about the riot,
432
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:55,020
The moon landing,
and the time she saw elvis
433
00:19:55,139 --> 00:19:57,290
Buying double "a" batteries
at Wheeler's market.
434
00:19:58,795 --> 00:19:59,954
Maybe Axl and Sue didn't find
435
00:20:00,051 --> 00:20:01,794
The time capsule
they were looking for,
436
00:20:01,899 --> 00:20:04,554
But they ended up
finding a better one.
437
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,210
And it turns out,
438
00:20:06,314 --> 00:20:08,579
I had a little time capsule
of my own.
439
00:20:08,681 --> 00:20:12,706
A file, mike? Someone
seriously has a file on me?
440
00:20:12,826 --> 00:20:16,074
How do I go from being
a person teachers always loved
441
00:20:16,195 --> 00:20:18,180
To a person with a file?
442
00:20:18,290 --> 00:20:19,571
Well, you know,
maybe they didn't love you
443
00:20:19,666 --> 00:20:21,043
As much as you thought
they did.
444
00:20:23,035 --> 00:20:27,185
So what are we gonna do about
this crossing guard thing?
445
00:20:27,466 --> 00:20:28,658
I take tuesdays,
you take thursdays,
446
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:29,946
And then we switch off?
447
00:20:30,066 --> 00:20:31,194
What do you mean "we"?
448
00:20:31,338 --> 00:20:33,017
Hey. I'm telling.
449
00:20:33,802 --> 00:20:35,538
'course you are,
'cause you're a narc.
450
00:20:35,588 --> 00:20:40,138
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